Overnight Open Thread (2-26-2013) - Shittiest Airplane Wi-Fi Ever Edition

Take the Civic Literacy Exam

Sponsored by the Intercollegiate Studies institute whoever they are. Be sure and read the questions carefully.

I got a 30 out of 33 which ain't bad but not as good as I expected. I blame society. And the French. 

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Quote of the Day: Freedom is Slavery

Somehow, big food companies have convinced us that drinking a 32oz soda is a matter of personal liberty, and that the government has no place in regulating how much liquid sugar can be sold in a single container.

-- Jill Filipovic of The Guardian

We Don't Have to Outrun the Bear

We just need to stay ahead of the competition. On why the dollar is still so strong:

Now, this isn't happening because the United States is a model of good economic governance. There are times when, between fiscal cliffs, sequesters and the ever-growing piles of unfunded entitlement commitments, it looks as if Washington, DC, is doing its best to wreck the economy.

But the dollar is blessed with weak competition. The euro is a disaster, the yen is a mess, and the renminbi isn't ready for prime time. Compared to the rest of the world's currency, the dollar looks pretty good; it's the healthiest patient on the floor.

The people who continually and habitually undersell the United States usually have a point when they note American weaknesses that could cause us trouble down the road. But they forget to weigh in the weaknesses and liabilities of the competition.

The Rules are Different for Obama

We've been waiting for four years for Obama's personal approval ratings to finally fall to the same level as people's ratings of the country's direction and it hasn't happened. And probably won't ever happen. As Commentary's Jonathon Tobin points out Obama seems have some special charm that appeals to people and he's too well protected by the press to ever be damaged.

So if you've staked your political satisfaction on a great Obama humbling, well maybe it's time you considered a more realistic target. Otherwise the continual disappointment may drive you into (further) derangement.

The answer to the Republican Party's problem revolves around the same factor that they failed to grasp in 2012: the president's unique appeal and popularity. After more than four years of facing off against him, Republicans should understand by now that the laws of political gravity do not apply to Obama.

That doesn't mean they must, as some faint-hearted Republicans think, surrender without a fight. There is nothing wrong with the conservative principles they uphold, and House Republicans can drive a hard bargain on the deficit that demands entitlement reform if they have the guts to stick to their guns.

Obama's status as the nation's first African-American president and the consequent kid-glove treatment he gets from the press make it difficult, if not impossible, to hold him accountable for his hypocrisy or his failures. As I wrote earlier in the week, the White House's innovative strategies for manipulating the media do not fully explain his ability to evade the normal tough scrutiny that any president gets. Nor does the liberal bias of the mainstream media, though that, too, is a contributing factor.

Obama's identity as the man who makes Americans feel good about their country renders all other factors irrelevant. This is something that conservatives struggle to understand primarily because they are immune to the president's personal charm and speaking ability. But it is a fact they must accept if they don't want to spend the next four years banging their heads against a wall. That's why the GOP must stop focusing so much on trying to attack a president who is impervious to criticism and concentrate on the sort of big ideas about growth that made them the party of ideas in the '80s and '90s.

The Sequester of DOOOOM!!!!!

In which we spend more this year than last year and yet all government functions OMG COMPLETELY STOP!!!!

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How Homeland Security Stole Michael Arrington's Boat

Sigh. I remember when we had a constitution that prohibited this kind of thing.

"Michael Arrington, founder of TechCrunch, lives near Seattle and bought a boat there. He ordered it from a company based near him, but across the border in Canada. Yesterday, the company tried to deliver it to him, and it had to clear customs. An agent for the Department of Homeland Security asked him to sign a form. The form contained information about the boat, including its cost. The price was correct, but it was in U.S. dollars rather than Canadian dollars. Since the form contained legal warnings about making sure everything on it is true and accurate, Arrington suggested to the agent that they correct the error. She responded by seizing the boat. 'As in, demanded that we get off the boat, demanded the keys and took physical control of it. What struck me the most about the situation is how excited she got about seizing the boat. Like she was just itching for something like this to happen. This was a very happy day for her. ... A person with a gun and a government badge asked me to swear in writing that a lie was true today. And when I didn't do what she wanted she simply took my boat and asked me to leave.'"

Getting Older but Not Wiser

Part of wisdom is culling out the bad ideas and understanding the weaknesses in others. Making a fetish of youth also fetishizes the flaws of youth.

So How Far North Can Alligators Live?

Short Answer: Ohio. Read the article to find out why they haven't invaded yet.

"People Who Buy Things Are Suckers"

It turns out that Nick Offerman AKA Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation has real life skills. He's an accomplished wood worker with his own shop and also works with metal too.

80's Supermodels Then and Now

Still looking pretty good.

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Comments

1 First!

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 09:36 PM (eqV3Q)

2 Yes! I beat the Troll here!

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 09:36 PM (eqV3Q)

3 What is this crazy blog?

Posted by: Wandering Commenter at February 26, 2013 09:37 PM (MhA4j)

4 Whew, glad the ever so enlightened "Former Republican" bailed before the ONT went up.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:39 PM (+iA5G)

5 2
Wow, that "Failed Republican" dude was a Professor of Bullshit from Harvard.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (MhA4j)

6 "Obama's identity as the man who makes Americans feel good about their country renders all other factors irrelevant."

THE FUCK?

What is this lie shit masquerading as truth. That cock sucking mother fucking piece of shit makes me embarassed of my country and disgusted with half of the voting population...Feel Good? What the fuck are these mother fucking piece of shit media cocksuckers smoking?

Its a delusion on a national scale.

Unbelievable...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (+OTLF)

7 The Presumption of American Racism

Is a simple display of patriotism and chanting “U.S.A.” actually vile and evil hate speech? For the administration at Camarillo High School, it was presumed to be pure and utter racism. Four boys at a basketball game lead a chant of “U.S.A.” while wearing American flag bandanas were suspended, though the principle just claimed to kick them off campus. In part, the patriotic chanting was considered presumptively racist because Camarillo High school is 47% white and 41% Hispanic, while the visiting team was 67% Hispanic and 23% white.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1484

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (Vk2pI)

8
What's going on with NDH?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (eHNxr)

9 I am going insane.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (u25eL)

10 Maet this ONT is decidedly not doomy...

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (LRFds)

11 I'll go tell the others.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (MhA4j)

12 Rita Hayworth has fluffy soft-looking hair. That's all I got

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (0PiQ4)

13 Gotta share this.

"Is your face racist?"
(Link to video at discovery.com)

http://tinyurl.com/bhf9xrc

Posted by: The MFM at February 26, 2013 09:41 PM (7B7jB)

14 I don't have to take the exam because Maet is not the boss of me you guys.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at February 26, 2013 09:41 PM (YYyqq)

15 Why do i keep seeing 'Ron Swanson' posted alot on Ace threads? He's a leftist prog who wants gun control.

Posted by: Saar at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (ryT1J)

16 If you make people feel good and are popular, you can shitcan the laws and the Constitution.

Apparently.

Because DOOOOOOM!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (bxiXv)

17 Mmmmm. Rita.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (Gk3SS)

18 The people who continually and habitually undersell the United States
usually have a point when they note American weaknesses that could cause
us trouble down the road. But they forget to weigh in the weaknesses
and liabilities of the competition.



Look out, bitchezzzzz!!!!!

Posted by: The Loonie at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (+iA5G)

19 I whooped your ass! 31 out of 33.

But I shower every day and I wear clean clothes, so I am clearly not a frog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (GsoHv)

20 Rita Hayworth has fluffy soft-looking hair. That's all I got

And oh the things I could do with that hair.

If it wasn't buried 6 feet deep right now, I mean.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (jdOZX)

21 "Is your face racist?"

****

Is your race fascist?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (MhA4j)

22 What's going on with NDH?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (eHNxr)

She's taking a short break....but she'll be back.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:43 PM (GsoHv)

23 Sooth,

NDH is just taking a self imposed and deserved break from the blog. She'll be back (I hope).

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (0PiQ4)

24 Maet I am about to put something as bluntly as i can and it will read offenseive I am ot intending to shock I am saving space.

if the piece on why Obama is different is to be believed then the Democrats merely need to keep finding more and more tortured retarded cult of victimology stupid "firsts" and the media will give them the blowjob forever....

"first castrated lesbian trapped in a male's body who still fears the bicycle bar WINNING!"

price tag thus far for this fucked up paradigm?

7 trillion in new debt and climbing....

when do I get to be president Special needs kid?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)

25 Thanks CBD.. I was worried.. I didn't see it go down but understand there was.. shall we say.. some tension?

Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (u25eL)

26 Is it Safe?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (4Mv1T)

27 Conservatives...BUY THE FUCKING MEDIA, FIRE ALL THE OBAMA COCKSUCKERS AND REPLACE THESE MOTHER FUCKING JOURNOLISTAS WITH SOME HONEST JOURNALISTS. We have to get control of the media and just having Fox with liberals like Larry Moe and Shemperd Smith or Bill Bob O'Really and Juan EEK A TURBAN! Williams able to handily beat the crap out of most of the half wit conservatives that come on aint gonna cut it.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (+OTLF)

28 CBD beat me by minutes or seconds!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (0PiQ4)

29 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (Gk3SS)

World class. Pretty damned close to perfect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (GsoHv)

30 It turns out that Nick Offerman AKA Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation has real life skills. He's an accomplished wood worker with . . . and also works with metal too.

--Too bad he appeared in the gun-grabbing ad along with most of the rest of the Parks and Rec cast.

Posted by: The Loonie at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (+iA5G)

31 /Loonie sock

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (+iA5G)

32 OK. Poor ole fat boy from Jersey didn't get invited to a party he didn't want to go to. Why is this news?


Speaking of CPAC, instead of everyone trying to hook up, nothing wrong with that, why don't they organize a boycott of NBC and their advertisers?


Why don't we fight back? Seriously. There is a wimp factor here I really don't like.


Balls? Let's see em and stop pissing around with polls etc.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (wR+pz)

33 CBD beat me by minutes or seconds!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (0PiQ4)

I was hoping to last longer....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (GsoHv)

34 So How Far North Can Alligators Live?

Short Answer: Ohio. Read the article to find out why they haven't invaded yet.


Even alligators have standards...

Posted by: Kentucky at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (Vk2pI)

35 @26.. is that a trick question?

Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (u25eL)

36 31
/Loonie sock


Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (+iA5G)


I'm better.

Posted by: The Toonie at February 26, 2013 09:47 PM (L7WG+)

37 Happy Tuesday!

Survived the weekend. No snow but gusty winds.

Sleep deficit slowly being repaid.

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 26, 2013 09:47 PM (TvO05)

38 --Too bad he appeared in the gun-grabbing ad along with most of the rest of the Parks and Rec cast.

Posted by: The Loonie at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (+iA5G)


New title: Ron Swanson may be an ignorant police-state advocating dildo, but he has a woodshop!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 26, 2013 09:47 PM (bxiXv)

39
L, tell her for me, if you can/would, to never take Ace's curt reactions personally.

I never would've lasted nearly 8 years here at AoS if I took Ace's childish comebacks to heart.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:47 PM (QVBzT)

40 CBD that was funny!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:48 PM (0PiQ4)

41 Pretty sure ISI once employed that Christine something or other who ran for the Delaware senate seat in 2010.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at February 26, 2013 09:48 PM (2Oas0)

42 26 Is it Safe?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (4Mv1T)

Are you a pre-teen young man who likes wrinkles and the smell of tourists?

Posted by: Hairy Reid at February 26, 2013 09:49 PM (YYyqq)

43 Agreed soothsayer. He got nasty with me one night. I pouted for a few days but got over it. No big deal.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:49 PM (u25eL)

44 Lately the ONT is like, I wanna kick in the door and throw in a few flash bang grenades first

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 09:49 PM (8sCoq)

45
>>> She's taking a short break....but she'll be back.


Thanks.

She just needs to understand that's just Ace Being Ace.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:50 PM (LPRBM)

46 34
So How Far North Can Alligators Live?


They live in Queens NY


http://tinyurl.com/2dqk8an

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:50 PM (wR+pz)

47 The Latino Studies prof may have left, but Windmill is still there, and starting to babble like raykon.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:50 PM (+iA5G)

48 Thank God I have Timothy Olyphant to look at in a few minutes. The past 6 days have been awful.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:51 PM (u25eL)

49 Hanney is out of control. Slow night?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:51 PM (wR+pz)

50 CBD that was funny!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:48 PM (0PiQ4)

Fantastic!

That means I am above the Mendoza line for this week!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:51 PM (GsoHv)

51 44 Lately the ONT is like, I wanna kick in the door and throw in a few flash bang grenades first

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 09:49 PM (8sCoq)


Can't blame you. I dodge out of or skip a lot of threads these days.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (bxiXv)

52 >>>35
@26.. is that a trick question?

Posted by: jewells45


Nay, my dear. If you were anywhere near the last thread, it would be completely clear to you.

SO. More scotch. Whatever it is, I don't want to see it coming.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (4Mv1T)

53 33/33 Baby...wish i had proof...

good to know i still have my dancing shoes.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (LRFds)

54 Jeez, Sooth, I have no access to her other than here. And I made and plead my case last night to her at the ONT. I've only been here a few months. She's spent 10 years here.

That's a whole different ball game. I think if anyone else, other than Ace, told her to go to Hot Air, she would have blown it off.

It just hurts more when Ace says it to your face.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (0PiQ4)

55 32/33

Yay me.

(that's an old quiz, I've taken it before)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (qqZuQ)

56
No big deal.

Indeed it is not.

There more stuff to worry about in life than internet nonsense.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (OZ9Xn)

57 So clearly I missed something important or entertaining. Who's gonna fill me in?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

58 Illinois primary results to replace Jesse Jackson Jr.

http://goo.gl/pMGU5

20X more votes in the Dem primary than GOP, not very encouraging for the general election

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at February 26, 2013 09:53 PM (srIqv)

59

Dont all you girls talk?

In your secret meetings?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (0nyYS)

60
NDH and Ace reconciled earlier today on Twitter...

Posted by: Gropers, Molesters & Thieves Local 314 at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (Jcd0S)

61 57
So clearly I missed something important or entertaining. Who's gonna fill me in?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

--There was a troll, "Former Republican ," in the previous thread who was so stupid (even by troll standards) that you may not be able to decide between laughter and being dumbfounded. Now it's just raykon.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (+iA5G)

62 80's super models.... obligatory... I'd hit em....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (lZBBB)

63

And braid each other's hair?

And have pillow fights?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (KwX0v)

64 Tobacco Road.. guess it was a good idea to stay away today. God knows I needed some entertainment though.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (u25eL)

65 There more stuff to worry about in life than internet nonsense.
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (OZ9Xn)

You mean like a pre-teen young man being forced......I mean invited.....to spend the weekend camping with me?

Posted by: Hairy Reid at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (YYyqq)

66 60 Gropers,

no?

Damn it.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (LRFds)

67 It just hurts more when Ace says it to your face.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (0PiQ4)

I'll keep making this point until Ace shuffles off this mortal coil....

We are really lucky that he is so tolerant and accommodating of our foibles.

I can't think of another blog or site that is run with this much acceptance of the brilliance/idiocy/tone-deafness/meanness of its commenters.

We are lucky to have the furry little bastard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (GsoHv)

68 I talk to NDH some on twitter. She and I live about 45 minutes from each other. She was pretty pissed last night. Understandably so. She's gonna take some time and she'll be back in a few days. But as of right now, I don't think she'll be back in full force like before.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (GEICT)

69
Aced the quiz; agree that we've seen it before...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (Jcd0S)

70 Why a 25 Cal Beretta Jet is all a girl needs.

This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire: While
out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a
huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been
protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not
had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today! Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap Was
all it took... the bear got him and I was able to escape by just
walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my
collection.....

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (wR+pz)

71 62
80's super models.... obligatory... I'd hit em....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (lZBBB)

--I'd say Cheryl Tiegs was mischaracterized: I'd call her a *'70s* supermodel.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (+iA5G)

72 What struck me the most about the situation is how excited she got about seizing the boat. Like she was just itching for something like this to happen. This was a very happy day for her. ... A person with a gun and a government badge asked me to swear in writing that a lie was true today. And when I didn't do what she wanted she simply took my boat and asked me to leave.'"

And they wonder why we get upset when they want to confiscate our guns.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

73 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

You didn't hear?

Bannion came out of the closet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (GsoHv)

74 We've got alligators in Colorado.

One theory suggested that they may have eaten my father-in-law, but he was a pretty big guy, so I'm not buying it.

Link in nick.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (qqZuQ)

75 or maybe I should use more than my peripheral vision...

tyhat is reconciled i read it wrong...

"good" good...

sven can score 33/33 on civics and fail 1st grade reading comprehension as he ages...

sorry

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (LRFds)

76 The Thought Leader beat up on someone?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (BuSM8)

77 Damn.. that makes me sad about NDH. I hope she will come back. I would sure miss her.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (u25eL)

78 Who is socking Gropers, Molesters, and Thieves?

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (0PiQ4)

79 NDH and Ace reconciled earlier today on Twitter...

Oh? What did he say?

Was it that he didn't mean to tell her to go to Hot Air, what he really meant was DKos?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (jdOZX)

80 Jewells- We ALL do.

And how's your back? I recall a pained tailbone. Memory serving me here?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (4Mv1T)

81 Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (wR+pz)

That is a particularly good version of the joke.

Thank you. I will now call it my own.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (GsoHv)

82 Dont all you girls talk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkhBuNdMgY

(Dave Edmunds should have done so much better as a rock musician in America...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (7B7jB)

83 We took the exam, and after severe deliberation with my Squirrel Army (tm), my fuzzy NCOs and junior squirrel officers agreed: it's hippie bullshit.

Following the exam we cleaned rifles, scratched our nuts and SSgt Larry had a tick, which was removed with some beer.

Carry on.

Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (x3YFz)

84 dumb limeys, everybody knows that big agri's food deserts cause gun violence.

Posted by: derit at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (I88Jc)

85 Bannion came out of the closet.

And I was faaaaaaaaabulous!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (jdOZX)

86 Well.. I'm off to watch Justified. Later gators...

Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (u25eL)

87 @81

I stole it, feel free to pass it on.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (wR+pz)

88 32/33 here, too. I blew the "of the people, by the people, for the people" attribution. I knew Lincoln had used it, but I outsmarted myself by thinking he was referencing the Declaration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (29+x5)

89 Bannion came out of the closet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (GsoHv)





Bahahahahaha.....well, the good news is that the purveyor of this fine site fully supports Bannion.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)

90 I answered the Civic Literacy Exam like my fave Democrat "Two Dollah Dominican Underage Ho" B. Menendez: Each answer was either "the soft, supple colon you can only get in prison or Congress" or "bitch set me up".

The answer is vodka.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (7xPCu)

91 Linda Evangelista, what happened to your teefs? I guess a lot of these broads were heavy smokers.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (ln5iV)

92 >80's super models.... obligatory... I'd hit em....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (lZBBB)

for me it was always Rachel Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (8sCoq)

93
"BLAM!!"
"HOMELAND SECURITY!!!"
"SURRENDER DORTHY!!!"

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (SpEuH)

94 I'm gonna spare the ONT the weapons grade Latinos Studies perfesser already has us in a neat mood...NGU was not happy we weren't buying the krispy kreme defense plan...

no need for moron on moron fatalities...

the point is being picked up by our bigger than me writers and minds anyway.

Obama will if/when he decides to start selling access to federal land and tells EPA to go fuck itself have the largest oil boom in 80 years to justify his extra-constitutional games....

he is violating the social contract at what point do we get to do the same?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (LRFds)

95 Just stopped by to say goodnight, everyone!

Try to not lose hope.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (GoIUi)

96 Beverly Johnson was a 70's supermodel.

Posted by: Tuna at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (M/TDA)

97 78 Who is socking Gropers, Molesters, and Thieves?
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (0PiQ4)


Me... old sock from the last time I used my Mac to post here

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (Jcd0S)

98 Now this looks interesting:

Is a Comet on a Collision Course with Mars?

http://tinyurl.com/algfxuv

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

99 And I was faaaaaaaaabulous!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (jdOZX)

This is the shit that causes me trouble on the home front.

I'm quietly reading, and all of a sudden I read something like this and I burst out laughing.

My wife thinks I am retarded...or a lunatic...or maybe both.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (GsoHv)

100 when do I get to be president Special needs kid?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)

******

Well sven, we would have to put you in the 'short' limousine for motorcades.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (qqZuQ)

101 Did you ever feel like you just can't get ahead of your troubles?

Posted by: Miss Hester Mofet at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (fTw9g)

102 Thank goodness for 'Justified' - where men are 'real' men and good wins over evil. I can forget the dumb dims for a while.

Posted by: carolina at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (WQ+JZ)

103 85 Sean bannion,

I am a Soprano...are you a bass?

together we can sing SHOWTUNES DARLING!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)

104 101 when do I get to be president Special needs kid?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)

******

Well sven, we would have to put you in the 'short' limousine for motorcades.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (qqZuQ)

And even your teleprompters have to wear a helmet.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (7xPCu)

105 And I was faaaaaaaaabulous!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (jdOZX)



Which is why you get extra sprinkles.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (Gk3SS)

106 101 Seamus muldoon,

Heh...I am quite aware the correct answer is 'Sven you've always been a make a wish kid here..."

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (LRFds)

107 "BLAM!!"
"HOMELAND SECURITY!!!"
"SURRENDER DORTHY!!!"

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (SpEuH)


And her little dog too!

*Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam*

...*reloads*...

*Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam*

Posted by: Homeland Security at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (Vk2pI)

108 85 Sean bannion,

I am a Soprano...are you a bass?

together we can sing SHOWTUNES DARLING!


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)
(at this point, everyone left the tent)

Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (x3YFz)

109

Looks to be our turn in the barrel this week. A snowstorm is predicted, with accumulation varying wildly. This tells me they gots no bloody clue what is going to actually occur.

We are overdue to get clubbed, so I did my preps-not really looking forward because the snow will be wet and heavy.-

Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (SAMxH)

110 My wife thinks I am retarded...or a lunatic...or maybe both.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (GsoHv)




Only because of the laughing?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)

111 together we can sing SHOWTUNES DARLING!

One!!!

Singular sensation!!!

Every little move he makes!!!!

Take it sven!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (jdOZX)

112 85
Bannion came out of the closet.



And I was faaaaaaaaabulous!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (jdOZX)


Does this mean the next DC-area Moron/ette meetup will be at a drag queen brunch?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (L7WG+)

113 .....will be wet and heavy.-


Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (SAMxH)

just had to pick THOSE words, didn't you...

Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (x3YFz)

114 Great. A tiny print ONT.
Oh well, back to my book.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (M7Cfv)

115 Obama will if/when he decides to start selling
access to federal land and tells EPA to go fuck itself have the largest
oil boom in 80 years to justify his extra-constitutional games....

he is violating the social contract at what point do we get to do the same?


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (LRFds)

I already have I've been ripping the tags off my matress's and pillows couch'!
next I will start calling cops pigs and stuff like police fellow travelers do!

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (nqBYe)

116 105 model 1066,

ah I see you've seen me preparing for a speech then?

yes i do, I admit headbutt things....doors, lockers, pop machines, innoncent bystanders, videogames, nuns.....


"Helmets! For All!"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (LRFds)

117 Only because of the laughing?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)

Well...no...there's other stuff.

The OCD coffee making ritual is sort of high on her list.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (GsoHv)

118 The weather radar for Southern Ontario is looking mighty ... sporty.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (NDERo)

119 My wife thinks I am retarded...or a lunatic...or maybe both.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (GsoHv)




Only because of the laughing?]/i]


Probably got something to do with those pizzas.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (4Mv1T)

120
Hope is overrated. Makes one complacent.

I get things done when I'm backed into a corner. That's when I stop hoping and start fighting.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (LPRBM)

121 RE: "Obama's identity as the man who makes Americans feel good about their country renders all other factors irrelevant."

No honest, sane, observant person can write that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (HC0Rk)

122 Krebs --- just wondering if what you were claiming aboutAce and NDH was credible. For what little it's worth, I believe you. And I'm glad.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (0PiQ4)

123 Which is why you get extra sprinkles.

Thank you, my Queen.

Is this what I get for being heteroflexible??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)

124

What the hell just happened

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)

125 ONT rendition of "Star Trek on Castro Street" in "3...2...1..."

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (SpEuH)

126 Posted by: Homeland Security at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (Vk2pI)

Still missed!!!

LOU

ZER

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (7xPCu)

127 Sing the Star Wars song!

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (NDERo)

128 Bannon and you also did it marvelously.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (nqBYe)

129 post 121 was all slanty, for no good reason.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (4Mv1T)

130 I already have I've been ripping the tags off my matress's and pillows couch'!
next I will start calling cops pigs and stuff like police fellow travelers do!


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (nqBYe)

Just today I Jaywalked. That'll teach 'em!

Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (x3YFz)

131 The OCD coffee making ritual is sort of high on her list.

Did you get the Technivorm Moccamaster like I told you to??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (jdOZX)

132 We are really lucky that he is so tolerant and accommodating of our foibles.

I can't think of another blog or site that is run with this much acceptance of the brilliance/idiocy/tone-deafness/meanness of its commenters.

We are lucky to have the furry little bastard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (GsoHv)
-------------------------------------------------------
I beg to differ

Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (jucos)

133 112 Sean bannion and 5,6,7...8

One singular sensation....love exciting and new....

the sven '70s medley baby...

and after the break we have the Amazing Frum firing himself back INTO a cannon

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (LRFds)

134 You guys are hilarious tonight. This is more fun than color tv!

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (eqV3Q)

135 Arrington is not alone. The authorities have gotten quite comfy throwing their weight around. See a small sample of similar incidents over at ChcagoBoyz: http://chicagoboyz.net/archives/34958.html

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (is6Me)

136 Probably got something to do with those pizzas.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (4Mv1T)

Hey!

I thought the pork belly was more than ample to resurrect my food reputation.

Pork belly. PORK BELLY!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (GsoHv)

137 NO, NO, NO

Teej, don't go!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (0PiQ4)

138 Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap Was all it took... the bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection.....
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (wR+pz)

*******

Billy B.- OK, I snorted Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose at that. That story wins the entire Wild Wild Web! I hereby announce my retirement from commenting, 'cause I can't top that.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (qqZuQ)

139 Does this mean the next DC-area Moron/ette meetup will be at a drag queen brunch?

I take that as a request.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (jdOZX)

140 How far north can alligators live?

The arctic circle. They're in ur tundra eating ur polar bears. Because of Global Warming. And racism.

Posted by: a climate scientician at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (yBF/9)

141 125 Which is why you get extra sprinkles.

Thank you, my Queen.

Is this what I get for being heteroflexible??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)


That is a term loaded with foreshadowing...and sprinkles. I tip my cap to thee, sir.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (7xPCu)

142 Hanging out at the pool, abeit with dial-up speed. Can't beat this 75 deg F weather.

Posted by: sTevo at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (gujfp)

143 126 Tobacco Road,

this is almost old school '04 Horde antics.....

ah remember when we were like a stoned Synchronized Coed Swimming team....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (LRFds)

144 he is violating the social contract at what point do we get to do the same?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (LRFds)


There is not social contract.

Posted by: Edmund Burke, B***h-slapper of Jacobins at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (Vk2pI)

145 Is this what I get for being heteroflexible??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)

I can spot someone who was at Subic Bay a mile away.

Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (x3YFz)

146 Damn, did you catch that opening-Justified?

Posted by: sawhorse at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (MVgm3)

147 Thank you, my Queen.



Is this what I get for being heteroflexible??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)



Yes, yes it is. Also a few extra blankets for your cot.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (Gk3SS)

148 Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (jdOZX)

Don't toy with me.

I use a thermometer, and the handles of the mug and the filter have to be pointing in the same direction.

That is a very impressive machine though.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (GsoHv)

149 >>>Pork belly. PORK BELLY!



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


We forgive, we just don't forget. And heaven knows the spouses don't either.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (4Mv1T)

150 Maxed out the food card. Spending the last minutes of my Obama Phone calling food banks. Pray.

Posted by: Low Information Poster at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (BVkEs)

151 . As Commentary's Jonathon Tobin points out Obama seems have some
special charm that appeals to people and he's too well protected by the
press to ever be damaged.
***
No one has actually tried to go after him. McCain and Romney both treated him as a good guy that just wasn't perusing the best path for America.

Meanwhile Obama was attacking his opponents as traitors, misogynists, fascists, etc.

Well, think about where that puts the "Overton window" if you will on Obama personally. From Jesus part 2 to an ok guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2013 10:10 PM (zPVBH)

152 Is this what I get for being heteroflexible??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)




Now I know that's not a word.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)

153 153 Maxed out the food card. Spending the last minutes of my Obama Phone calling food banks. Pray.
Posted by: Low Information Poster at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (BVkEs)

Food cards don't have many calories, idiot...they're made of plastic, you know. Not edible.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (7xPCu)

154 Teej?

You here? Please say yes. I wanna talk to you, but can't.

I'm frustrated!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (0PiQ4)

155 the sven '70s medley baby...

Annnnnd the Rolling Stones medley please, boys!

I can't get no....Gee!

Sat-is-fac-shun.

Gosh!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (jizvQ)

156 Yes, yes it is. Also a few extra blankets for your cot.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (Gk3SS)

but they will not be down because the queen gets stuffy , and a stuffy queen would be evil.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (nqBYe)

157 147 Burke,

I agree....how many people understand the counter argument anymore Mr. hat?

That's the problem and why when I am in emo mode I blame myself...

there are in fact few things less enduring than an undefended idea or argument.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (LRFds)

158 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (Gk3SS)

He gets a cot?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (GsoHv)

159 raykon's here!

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (+iA5G)

160 I use a thermometer, and the handles of the mug and the filter have to be pointing in the same direction.

That is a very impressive machine though.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (GsoHv)




I'm going to regret asking this.........what the fuck do you do with a thermometer when making coffee?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)

161 I'm frustrated!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (0PiQ4)

I guess that's my fault.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv)

162 Now I know that's not a word.

I make one typo and now you question the cromulency of everything I write.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (jizvQ)

163 158 Sean bannion,

You remember that horrid super bowl bit "up with people?'

Now from the AoSHQ singers....


'down with people" with special appearance by the Daily Kos Rockettes!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (LRFds)

164 I'm going to regret asking this.........what the fuck do you do with a thermometer when making coffee?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)




Just cling to this when the horrific psychological scarring occurs - you brought this on yourself.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)

165 I use a thermometer, and the handles of the mug and the filter have to be pointing in the same direction.

That is a very impressive machine though.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (GsoHv)

Oo

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (nqBYe)

166 I guess that's my fault.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv)




That a woman isn't satisfied? Yeah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)

167
124 Krebs --- just wondering if what you were claiming aboutAce and NDH was credible. For what little it's worth, I believe you. And I'm glad.
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (0PiQ4)


Here's the "twitalog" from around 14:00 today:

DepressiveBlogger69 ‏@AceofSpadesHQ @mflynny
hey if you're Niedermeyer, I'm sorry, please come back. Let's chalk it up to a squabble.

NDH ‏@mflynny @AceofSpadesHQ
Me too, and I'll definitely be back. Thank you so much for reaching out. #Handshake

DepressiveBlogger69 ‏@AceofSpadesHQ @mflynny
yeah sorry. But you know everyone says they like constructive criticism and no one means it

NDH ‏@mflynny @AceofSpadesHQ
True that. And I am sorry for offending you. It certainly was not intentional. After 10 years at AOS, it was bound to happen!

DepressiveBlogger69 ‏@AceofSpadesHQ @mflynny
i'm just so pissy

NDH ‏@mflynny @AceofSpadesHQ
Say no more. We are quite good.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (Jcd0S)

168 I guess that's my fault.

No, she just needs a little paddlin'. I got it covered.

L???? C'mere, honey!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (jizvQ)

169 You guys are hilarious tonight. This is more fun than color tv!

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM

Tele-visual boxes are showing moving pictures in color now? That sounds pretty suspicious.This whole electro-ticity thing is worrisome. It's the work of the devil.

Posted by: otho at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (yBF/9)

170 The exchange rate between $USD and $CAD is almost 1:1. This is fucked up on so many levels.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (HDgX3)

171 teej,

you are the biggest damn tease on these threads. Next time we meet up, I've got words for you, drummer!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (0PiQ4)

172 ron paul clings to jesus.







waiting

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)

173 Anyone got the Waffle House coffee recipe?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (BVkEs)

174
Nick Offerman was pussy whipped into making that antigun control ad with his fellow bimbos. He should work on growing a pair instead of playing with wood.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (6J6x7)

175 If a smirk were a scream....


finish that sentence. I can't.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (7xPCu)

176 Just cling to this when the horrific psychological scarring occurs - you brought this on yourself.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)



I know, I know.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (GEICT)

177
Wait!!! I always thought it was about pudding, hobos, and Val-U-Rite???
You Bastards have led me on.....and to think.....

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (SpEuH)

178 Love to make breakfast for dinner, every now and then.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (BVkEs)

179 174 Mr moo Moo,

yeah post Porkulous when that became norm I had to explain to folks that canuckistan was desperately trying NOT to have her go sub 1-1....

when wife and I were young family 10077 full of hope, gleam, dreams, and hormones...

the USD was at +45% or so purchasing power....

US economy you've come a long way baby

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (LRFds)

180 Somehow, big food companies have convinced us that drinking a 32oz soda
is a matter of personal liberty, and that the government has no place in
regulating how much liquid sugar can be sold in a single container.
***
Ok, how about we also get the government to restrict just how much BS can be in leftwing British rags?

But again, here is the thing, the left goes after things that people who aren't leftists like...because a) no one stops them and b) no one does the same to them.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (zPVBH)

181 174
The exchange rate between $USD and $CAD is almost 1:1. This is fucked up on so many levels.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (HDgX3)


It's been like this for several years. Get used to it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (L7WG+)

182 Yes, yes it is. Also a few extra blankets for your cot.

My Queen, I have been in Her Majesty's service for many years with nary a thought for myself.

Perhaps a small request?

A peek up the Royal Bloomers for my birthday this year?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (jizvQ)

183 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)

Really bad idea to ask that question.

Depending on the flavor profile you are looking for, the water should be between 195 and about 205 (too hot for me, but that's what the geeks say).

Pour a bit of the water into the sink and check the temperature, then pour the water over the grounds very gently, wetting them but not floating them.

Reheat the water to the appropriate temp (it should take only a few seconds) and then add about 1/3 of the total needed for one cup. What? You make more than one cup of coffee at a time? Savage!

Add the next third when the grounds are drained (check the temp again), and again for the last 1/3.

I warned you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (GsoHv)

184 First: This is an excellent ONT, Maet. Really, good job.

Second: 31/33 on the civics test, so you're an idiot and I'm the supreme intellectual.

Third: I tied CBDildo. We have nothing more than that in common, because he's a Nooyawkah.

Fourth: Potato Muldoon beat me, but he cheated by taking the test earlier. Fuckin' cheater.

Fifth: ISI (Intercollegiate Studies Institute) is actually a pretty fine organization. It was started by Bill Buckley to counter the all-but-complete absence of Conservative thought on college campuses in the 60's, I believe. When I was in school I really enjoyed the free quarterly journal they sent to me. They also sponsored internships for Conservatives and low-cost symposia featuring Conservative speakers. I remember one I really wanted to go to that featured Walter Williams.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (JQuNB)

185 176 ron paul clings to jesus.







waiting
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)

Jesus should use fabric softener.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (7xPCu)

186 All right, I finally got all 33 on that quiz. The other few times I had one or two wrong. Now I can ignore it.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (vfB2N)

187 179 Model 1066,

the red head wench Kristen Dunce from Toby Spider Man would be in slasher flicks...


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (LRFds)

188 (Sigh. Gonna keep posting links 'til one gets traction...)

Connecticut ACLU defends high school kid's right to wear an anti-gay shirt
(link to the Daily Caller)

http://tinyurl.com/a5oj3l9

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (7B7jB)

189 question.. does anyone have a fudge recipe that is awesomely awesome?

my one thing is i don't like to 'feel the sugar' or taste waxy ,does that make sense?


not gritty .. and not waxy

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (nqBYe)

190 Krebs

Thanks for posting that. I knew Aces would make this right. Okay, so where's NDH? Show up, already!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (0PiQ4)

191 A peek up the Royal Bloomers for my birthday this year?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (jizvQ)




You presume too much sir!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)

192 The people who continually and habitually undersell the United States usually have a point when they note American weaknesses that could cause us trouble down the road. But they forget to weigh in the weaknesses and liabilities of the competition.

We suck less ... yay

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (mCvL4)

193 My Queen, I have been in Her Majesty's service for many years with nary a thought for myself.



Perhaps a small request?



A peek up the Royal Bloomers for my birthday this year?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (jizvQ)



*taps chin* I shall take your request under consideration.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (Gk3SS)

194 I call bullshit on Obama's supposed charm and likeability. This is a press lie. I don't feel this way because I absolutely loath the clown - I believe that this is a lie because he is an arrogant asswipe.

The only people enamored of him are the low-foes, Hollywood, and his media sycophants.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (EAgmr)

195 I guess that's my fault.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv)




That a woman isn't satisfied? Yeah.
---

Damn straight Chuck. Do you ever change your batteries in this thing?

Posted by: Peppermint Pattie at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (zPVBH)

196 Craig, you can't handle the Waffle House coffee recipe!

Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (Md8Uo)

197 CBD- I always, I mean I ALWAYS love your posts. But this friggin' coffee charade? Yes, charade.

When the SHTF, and it will. You are so boned.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (4Mv1T)

198 Jesus should use fabric softener.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (7xPCu)


well i try not to insult people g-dsbut i thought my comment would have rayconnns drive his fingertips into his eyes.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (nqBYe)

199 188 harrsion Bergerone,

you want links to "free to Choose"?

Young Walter Williams was a stud....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (LRFds)

200 question.. does anyone have a fudge recipe that is awesomely awesome?

my one thing is i don't like to 'feel the sugar' or taste waxy ,does that make sense?


not gritty .. and not waxy


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (nqBYe)



Cheat and use marshmallow fluff.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (Gk3SS)

201 I warned you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (GsoHv)




That......you may want to get that checked out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:20 PM (GEICT)

202 Okay...a hearty "fuck you" to all of the people on this ONT who are particularly amusing this fine evening.

I have to get up at 4:30am and can't play.

Not fair....not fair at all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:20 PM (GsoHv)

203 I meant the exchange rate is 1:1 so the customs thing with the boat was even more idiotic since the amount was practically the same in both currencies. Which means even following the letter of the law, there was no crime committed.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 10:20 PM (HDgX3)

204 177 Anyone got the Waffle House coffee recipe?
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (BVkEs)

One ceramic cup - available for free, usually
Brown water - ditto
Sugar packets stolen from the Perkins or Denny's across the street
Spit, quantities vary according to customer

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:20 PM (7xPCu)

205 Obama is popular because it's been 4+ years and no prominent Republican has ever attacked him.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (HDgX3)

206 My score on that test was as perfect as Miss Rita Hayworth.

I didn't think any of the questions was even difficult.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (m2IdD)

207 CBD....just get the Technivorm. It's going to save you 3 steps. Water temp 205 every time without fail.

Yes, I have a Thermapen instant read I check it with.

Just don't bother with their carafe. Toss it and get a Nissan.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (jizvQ)

208 Charlie Brown's Dildo, you can't handle getting up at 4:30 am in the morning!

Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (Md8Uo)

209 Rita Hayworth exuded sultriness

And we didn't have to see her boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (mCvL4)

210 ...as long as conservatives fight conservatives, you will be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel.

Posted by: Prince Faisal at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (4DD4V)

211 my one thing is i don't like to 'feel the sugar' or taste waxy ,does that make sense?

Thanks willow-ette -- that reminds me. Have any other 'rons ever have the following problems following a nice four-day jaunt with (what felt an awful lot like) stomach flu?:

- Dizzyness/lightheadedness
- Pain chewing food (that often causes mild headache as well)

Any advice would be helpful and appreciated. Glad the nausea, explosive diarrhea and major muscle tenseness finally went away 36 hours ago, but these lingering symptoms ain't much fun either.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (7B7jB)

212 I would like to point out that Jeopardy has just wrapped up its 2 big contests, the Teen Tournament and the Tournament of Champions. It so happens that both were won by black males.

Now, being a racihomophobifascibigot, I notice this and I naturally cannot help but wonder how our Dear Leader would have done in either of those competitions. I conclude that he could not even have qualified for the teen tournament.

Has he ever had the intellectual curiosity to pick up lots of "useless" information, to learn things just for the fun of it? Does he read much? I doubt it. In any case, he's too damn lazy to work at anything.

These guys, the winners, are the opposite of Obama. They have excelled where Affirmative Action and manipulation of white guilt won't buy a $100 square, much less a Daily Double.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (C8mVl)

213 Obama wins because nobody on our side wishes to fight.


You cannot win if you do not fight!

Take Hagel for Sec. Def., he is quite literally the most unqualified man to ever be nominated for that position opposing him would have been easy, justifiable and recquired, yet, and yet our side folded like a cheap suit and we now have the most unqualified man to ever hold the position of Secretary of Defense!

MADNESS!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (zOP5o)

214 207 Mr moo moo,

look pretend wife and i "illegally smuggled in" about 700 bucks worth of clothes....

that's right the family 10077 was founded by smugglers.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (LRFds)

215 Cheat and use marshmallow fluff.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (Gk3SS)

alright, binging what to do all things marhsmellow

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (nqBYe)

216 And we didn't have to see her boobs

Not that I'd object ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (NDERo)

217 I said it better than Lawrence. Haters.

Posted by: Prince Faisal at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (4DD4V)

218 Hey now this is special. The idiot clown show Representatives Maxine Waters and Keith Ellison want the debt clock taken down when any democrat speaks. They assert that it is only a political prop!


Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (EAgmr)

219 214 KBDaBear,

"uh yeah we did..."

//Howard Hughes


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (LRFds)

220 *taps chin* I shall take your request under consideration.

Bless you. Bless you, my Queen. I shall endeavor to be worthy of your favor.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (jizvQ)

221 Hi Bannion!

*waves to Bannion*

Yoohoo!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (0PiQ4)

222 Do you make your coffee that way every day CBD? That sounds like a lot of work. I just fire up Mr. Coffee every morning.

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:23 PM (eqV3Q)

223 If you really want to feel depressed, imagine what the world of 2013 would look like if Karl Marx had gotten a real job and dedicated his life to something other then ruining humanity.

Would we have moon bases? Flying cars? Or just several times the real wealth we have now?


Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2013 10:23 PM (zPVBH)

224 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2013 10:23 PM (JMmQ9)

225 211 Nick K,

eh...I was a bit bothered by the wording on the q on the market...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:23 PM (LRFds)

226
Best cup of coffee ever was at 12 years old, after a wet rainy 1st time hunting with Dad and Uncle Ed. We stopped at a small diner and had pie and coffee. Mine was full of cream and sugar and I yet remember that taste.

A rite of passage, you might say.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (SAMxH)

227 228 If you really want to feel depressed, imagine what the world of 2013 would look like if Karl Marx had gotten a real job and dedicated his life to something other then ruining humanity.


Someone else would have come up with the same thing.

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (UZuc4)

228 Manti Te'o will not go in the first round.
Too much baggage.
Or not.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (BVkEs)

229 I use a $20 Mister Coffee I bought at Lowe's

makes fine coffee

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (8sCoq)

230 Hi rons! I maintain that Brooke Shields is still one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (l86i3)

231 201 CBD- I always, I mean I ALWAYS love your posts. But this friggin' coffee charade? Yes, charade.

When the SHTF, and it will. You are so boned.


That's why God made the French Press. ;-)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (jizvQ)

232 US customs official...

"anything to declare?"

"yup great to be back home..."

of course the fucker gave Ms 10077 issues for being born in Outer Mongolia

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (LRFds)

233 - Dizzyness/lightheadedness
- Pain chewing food (that often causes mild headache as well)

Any
advice would be helpful and appreciated. Glad the nausea, explosive
diarrhea and major muscle tenseness finally went away 36 hours ago, but
these lingering symptoms ain't much fun either.


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (7B7jB)

ack, that sounds like a really evilish flu, have you tried drinking tons of juice (unless diabetic) eating bananas trying to build up electrolytes and such?

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (nqBYe)

234 215 ...as long as conservatives fight conservatives, you will be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel.
Posted by: Prince Faisal at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (4DD4V)


Hey! That's my line!

Posted by: T. E. Lawrence at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (Jcd0S)

235 TFG doesn't exude charm, charisma, or good will. He's a petty little man covered by a thick shell of cult follower fanboys

I've said before that our mistake was trying to checkmate the King without first taking out the pawns

The best way to do this is to go after the pawns, go after his outer perimeters of protection. Make them defend themselves, because defending Obama makes feel like part of a large group protecting the SCOAMF


Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (mCvL4)

236 ..as long as conservatives fight conservatives, you will be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel.

Posted by: Prince Faisal at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (4DD4V)



Awwww thanks!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (Gk3SS)

237 Best cup of coffee ever was at 12 years old...

Mmm. Probably was made with either Farmer Brothers or Chock Full'o Nuts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (7B7jB)

238 I use a $20 Mister Coffee I bought at Lowe's

makes fine coffee
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (8sCoq)


Oh man, you got ripped. My Kitchen aid was $18.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (l86i3)

239 193
question.. does anyone have a fudge recipe that is awesomely awesome?

my one thing is i don't like to 'feel the sugar' or taste waxy ,does that make sense?


not gritty .. and not waxy


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (nqBYe)


Melt 2 bags of semi-sweet chocolate chips. Add 1 can of sweetened condensed milk. Combine and pour into a wax paper-lined 8x8 or 9x9 pan and put in the fridge.
This also works if you can find mint chocolate chips.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (L7WG+)

240 203 188 harrsion Bergerone,

you want links to "free to Choose"?

Young Walter Williams was a stud....

I've got "Free to Choose," thanks. Gave the book and links to all my nieces and nephews.

And Walter Williams is still a stud.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (JQuNB)

241 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (7B7jB)

Most likely caused by dehydration from the Hershey squirts and blowing chunks..

Start re-hydrating yourself if you haven't already and you should see these symptoms go away. Gatorade is good for the electrolytes you'll get.

Hope you feel better.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (EAgmr)

242 >Manti Te'o will not go in the first round.
Too much baggage.


didn't have the best 40 time either

and he's smallish, by NFL linebacker standards

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (8sCoq)

243 Damn, Ima about of time. Nvrmnd Bannion. I gotta go.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (0PiQ4)

244 Take Hagel for Sec. Def., he is quite literally the most unqualified man to ever be nominated for that position
***
And a raving anti-semite.

I guess this could be some super secret strategy to wait for Hagel to flip out and then tar Obama with the anti-semite brush.

Oh wait, Mitch McConnell is our fearful leader. Never mind.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (zPVBH)

245 *waves to Bannion*

Yoohoo! Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (0PiQ4)


Why, hello young lady.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (jizvQ)

246 Hershey squirts and blowing chunks.....that there is medical talk!

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (EAgmr)

247 Best cup of coffee ever was at 12 years old, after a wet rainy 1st time hunting with Dad and Uncle Ed. We stopped at a small diner and had pie and coffee. Mine was full of cream and sugar and I yet remember that taste. A rite of passage, you might say. Posted by: irongrampa
That is so sweet! My best times spent with friends was at a kitchen table, sharing a cup of coffee and a cigarette. Pre-Chantix.

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (eqV3Q)

248 willow-ette: agreed re 'evilish.' Haven't felt this sick in years. Been drinking Sierra Mist/7-up (especially while my stomach was churning). More recently, have been drinking more Minute Maid Cherry Limeade.

But you have a point. Probably time to switch to a "real" juice -- a la straight OJ.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:27 PM (7B7jB)

249 coughs, well that makes it easier, marshmellow fluff is actually its own product.

i was trying to figure out how to more Fluff a marshmellow.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:27 PM (nqBYe)

250 and he's smallish, by NFL linebacker standards
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (8sCoq)

That and the foot tappin in the toilet stalls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:27 PM (l86i3)

251
Hic. Hey, I got some bloomers for ya.

Oh wait, I guess I, hic, forgot.

Posted by: Britney Spears at February 26, 2013 10:28 PM (zPVBH)

252 215 ...as long as conservatives fight conservatives, you will be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel.

Flatterer!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:28 PM (jizvQ)

253 84.85%, not bad I think.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:28 PM (ZOf1l)

254 Cheri: you're like the sixth time I've seen Gatorade recommended online for my symptoms.

Thanks for the advice. Guess it's time to get to Ralphs for some OJ and Gatorade.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (7B7jB)

255 - Dizzyness/lightheadedness
- Pain chewing food (that often causes mild headache as well)

Any
advice would be helpful and appreciated. Glad the nausea, explosive
diarrhea and major muscle tenseness finally went away 36 hours ago, but
these lingering symptoms ain't much fun either.


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (7B7jB)


If the pain while chewing food keeps going, I've found that it's one of the following: sinus infection; cracked tooth.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (L7WG+)

256 >>>
Best cup of coffee ever was at 12 years old...


Funny how perspectives change perceptions. I figured somebody poured some 12 year old whiskey in it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (4Mv1T)

257
I haven't seen a comment on the alligator article. It's chock full of global warming bullshit.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (tOkJB)

258 HB and others...

the youtubes of him and Uncle Milty are awesome...

I love the clip of Milty nutpunching young mik'Al-Moor

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (LRFds)

259 >Take Hagel for Sec. Def., he is quite literally the most unqualified man to ever be nominated for that position


Two words: Les Aspin

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (8sCoq)

260 233
Manti Te'o will not go in the first round.
Too much baggage.
Or not.


Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (BVkEs)

--I'm just wringing my hands at the rumors that teh Chiefs may have yet again taken on another 49ers hand-me-down QB.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (+iA5G)

261 This also works if you can find mint chocolate chips.


Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (L7WG+)

that's it? my gosh i thought it was a loooong proccess whic is why i never tried it.
thanks! and minty uhmm maybe a second batchg!

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (nqBYe)

262 Bannion, see above, slow poke (not necessarily a bad thing).
In the 240's.

Tomorrow?

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (0PiQ4)

263 268 Willow-ette,

the mexicans boil their sugar into the coffee....

it's quite good but there is timing involved...you add it right as the pot comes to simmer IIRC....

sven<----drinks spiced ciders

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:31 PM (LRFds)

264 sven: The only one I doubted a little was the stimulus one. I know what we do now, but it was possible that in the old (pre-Keynesian) days people thought the government needed to tighten its belt when times got hard. And those days were longer than the days since.

But since most of the questions were really easy (e.g. two enemies in WWII), I tried not to over-think the others.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 26, 2013 10:31 PM (m2IdD)

265
Well, got a 27/33. A bit lower than some of you superstars, but I hadn't seen it before. Plus I turned my brain off at1800 when I walked out of work. Ah well, still not too shabby.

Better than the -8 / 33 that JEF would get.

Posted by: knob at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (H1bc7)

266 ...as long as conservatives fight conservatives, you will be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel.



Hey asshole! You forgot Dark and Beautiful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (GEICT)

267 Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (+iA5G)


I know you are a Chiefs fan, but there is no high-quality QB coming out of the draft like there was last year. The Chiefs need to grab Alex Smith because say what you want about Reid, he (pretty) much knows his QB's. Mick Vick notwithstanding. The best qb available (this) year is by far Alex Smith.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (ZOf1l)

268 269 Bannion, see above, slow poke (not necessarily a bad thing). In the 240's. Tomorrow?Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (0PiQ4)

Of course.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (jizvQ)

269 I lurk: could be those too. Doubt a chipped tooth however (thankfully my teeth have always worn like iron over the years). Sinus infection more likely, but ah geez... I don't need to go there after this illness, and being in hospital for disk herniation surgery last September.

Thanks again for all the well-wishes, everyone. It really is appreciated and helpful.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (7B7jB)

270 268
This also works if you can find mint chocolate chips.




Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (L7WG+)

that's it? my gosh i thought it was a loooong proccess whic is why i never tried it.
thanks! and minty uhmm maybe a second batchg!


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (nqBYe)


The key is to melt the chocolate chips properly. Double boiler works best, unless you know how to melt them in the microwave.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:33 PM (L7WG+)

271 That is a term loaded with foreshadowing...and sprinkles. I tip my cap to thee, sir.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (7xPCu)


The sprinkles are also cursed...

Posted by: Stereotypical Ancient Chinese Guy at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (Vk2pI)

272 Even for the trolls that come here into hostile territory, it's much easier to defend TFG because they have the feeling they're part of Team Obama, therefore they're not alone

Leave TFG out of the argument and focus on them personally, suddenly they realize they've mouthed off in a bar and their big buddies aren't standing behind them

There's no team ergie, team raykon, or team hector

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (mCvL4)

273 274
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (+iA5G)


I
know you are a Chiefs fan, but there is no high-quality QB coming out of
the draft like there was last year. The Chiefs need to grab Alex Smith
because say what you want about Reid, he (pretty) much knows his QB's.
Mick Vick notwithstanding. The best qb available (this) year is by far
Alex Smith.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (ZOf1l)

--Yeah, just like Cassell was.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (+iA5G)

274 Goodnight, Horde! Time for Miss Amy Lou to get some rest!

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (eqV3Q)

275 qdpsteve - willow-ette is right - pick up some bananas as well - the potassium is needed as well.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:35 PM (EAgmr)

276 I read a lot of comments on many message boards...this was my pick of the day

"Obama - too black to fail."

Posted by: Thorne Kontos at February 26, 2013 10:35 PM (B0aWm)

277 Good night, ALH!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:35 PM (L7WG+)

278
I actually met Les Aspin once, briefly, after a Fourth of July parade in Racine, WI, where a friend used to live.

Les Aspin was actually a pretty nice guy and pretty intelligent, but he was not the right man to be the executive in charge of the Pentagon. His political axe was always about how much the Pentagon spent and mis-spent. The problem with the money being mis-spent was always the way that Congress wanted to micromanage spending , and in the last couple generations of emasculated political general officers who would role on the backs to show their bellies to Congress.

Chuck Hagel is an imbecile. Really, the man is just not that smart.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM (Md8Uo)

279
I want Pancakes
with bacon
and coffee that tastes like......America....They so owe me this.....

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM (SpEuH)

280 I know you are a Chiefs fan, but there is no
high-quality QB coming out of the draft like there was last year. The
Chiefs need to grab Alex Smith because say what you want about Reid, he
(pretty) much knows his QB's. Mick Vick notwithstanding. The best qb
available (this) year is by far Alex Smith.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM

Oh shit

Posted by: Jets fans stuck with the Buttfumbler at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM (mCvL4)

281 279 KBDaBear,

that's true and why ideally we should be more powerful on the long game and in fact had been prior to Beijing Billy's late Xmas gift that got delivered to W by mistake....

the donks are trying to import ten million guys named Juan because they know they sacrificed too many babies to the Hedonism gods...

and had we a sane GOP we'd be pointing that out while also educating the ten million guys named Juan on freedom and giving the a narrow green card....

instead we have Senor Grahmnesty and Admiral Queeg so we're fucked.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)

282 Yeah, just like Cassell was.


Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (+iA5G)


No, I always knew Cassell was a joke. He is only a system QB put in place due to an injury to Brady. (Jason Garrett anyone?) Pioli was brought in to GM the Chiefs without any fucking clue on how to run that team. He relied on the Pats success and that only worked in Foxborough.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (ZOf1l)

283 Just remembered: who was it who posted a few weeks ago that they may need disk herniation surgery, or had similar symptoms? I think it was BCochran but not sure.

Can give you a bit of a preview of what to expect, once in the hospital. NOT fun, but at least I got it over with (and hope NEVER to see another urinary catheter again... they "install" those monsters without ANY anesthetic/drugs whatsoever).

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (7B7jB)

284 Who's hotter today: Cindy Crawford or Brooke Shields?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (BVkEs)

285 Better than the -8 / 33 that JEF would get.
Posted by: knob at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (H1bc7)

College professors average 55% or something like that. Is it any wonder we're absolutely, ridiculously boned to the fucking gills?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (JQuNB)

286 286

I want Pancakes
with bacon
and coffee that tastes like......America....They so owe me this.....

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM

And a fuckin' booster seat!

Posted by: Dr AMY BISHOP! at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (mCvL4)

287 There's no team ergie, team raykon, or team hector



Posted by: kbdabear

I've noticed this as well. I challenge these people as 'Low Information Voters' and question their intelligence and knowledge of history, economics, the constitution, etc. Hit them with facts and ridicule because they are so clueless. It works well.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (EAgmr)

288 Chuck Hagel is an imbecile. Really, the man is just not that smart.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM (Md8Uo)


In other words, the perfect Obama appointee! I see a pattern emerging here!

Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (Cnqmv)

289 Ok, I'm out. Cheers, my fake Internet friends!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (jizvQ)

290 Okay, I'm coming out of retirement, but just for this one comment.

Iron grampa- Man oh man- nothing like that coffee story. Mine had to have been from a Thermos on a cold morning out on one of the lakes fishing with Dad. Didn't much care for the taste at first, but the rite of passage was awesome. And I was the youngest of seven boys, so my Dad got to do that time after time. Must have been cool from his perspective too.

All right, I'm back in retirement.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (qqZuQ)

291 Don't get me wrong here. Obama is the worst President this country has had to endure. (But thanks to our fawning media, he has Ronald Reagan's teflon coating. Except for that series of photographs with the fly, which only proves the old adage that they really are attracted to sh*t...)

Posted by: Thorne Kontos at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (B0aWm)

292 Cheri: will do that as well. In fact the bananas were helping during my nausea/dry heaves (I was barely eating during the worst of my nausea), but I let 'em go when those went away. Will get back on 'em. Thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:39 PM (7B7jB)

293 There's no team ergie, team raykon, or team hector
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (mCvL4)

That's awesome.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:40 PM (JQuNB)

294 and everything you need to remember about Les Aspin comes down to again, two words: Blackhawk Down

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:40 PM (8sCoq)

295
Fake internet friends?

Are you the real Sean Bannion are a fake sock Sean Bannion? Only your hash mark knows for sure.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:40 PM (Md8Uo)

296 instead we have Senor Grahmnesty and Admiral Queeg so we're fucked.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)

And the great citizens of SC voted these MFERs back in when conclusive evidence and actions existed to demonstrate their traitorous tendencies!

Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:40 PM (Cnqmv)

297 Howdy.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 10:41 PM (kaalw)

298 Jonathon Tobin

sh!thead

Posted by: newrouter at February 26, 2013 10:41 PM (kfeRL)

299 Evenin' y'all!

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 10:41 PM (doBIb)

300 If AtC is still around, the Brier (aka. the Canadian men's curling championship) starts this weekend. TSN, the Canadian equivalent of ESPN, will have scheduled games online after they're played. They also have games from the women's championship available right now. tsn.ca, then click on curling and look for video on demand.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:41 PM (L7WG+)

301 It's been said before, you can't try to explain the dangers of fiat monetization and debt servicing, and the pension bomb to low information voters, because it won't fit on a bumper sticker

They look at you like Penny looks at Sheldon when he explains the science and mathematical principles of simple things

What's easier, explaining the history of the Second Amendment or a bumper sticker that says;

"The West Wasn't Won with Registered Guns"



Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (mCvL4)

302 No OJ if you are getting over stomach flu. The stomach and small intestine have been inflamed and irritated, acid is the last thing you need.

Posted by: vivi at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (JKza/)

303 84.85, Damn, some of those were thinkers.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (l86i3)

304 I want Pancakes
with bacon
and coffee that tastes like......America


There's a great opening scene in Hitchcock's only R-rated film, 1972's Frenzy, where you see the London Police Inspector at his Scotland Yard desk wolfing down a huge classic American/British breakfast (coffee, bacon, pancakes, bangers, toast, the works). When his assistant asks why, he explains that his wife is on a big-time "experimental" ethnic-dinner kick.

Later on, in a scene at the Inspector's office, said wife offers a visitor a Mexican "enn-chee-lah-dah." Funny.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (7B7jB)

305 Are you the real Sean Bannion are a fake sock Sean Bannion? Only your hash mark knows for sure.

The iPad changes the hash about hourly. But, it's me.

G'night all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (jizvQ)

306 @298

Except Reagan had a hostile press and active opposition party.

Where is obamas Sam Donaldson?

He would wet himself if he was aggressively questioned by the press but then again he doesn't do press conferences.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (zOP5o)

307
>>Who's hotter today: Cindy Crawford or Brooke Shields?

Elle Macpherson.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (peUnS)

308 Vivi: no OJ? Noted, thanks. Change in plans.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (7B7jB)

309 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness.

Can I take the raptors for walkies? My neighbor's house isn't selling fast enough and I'd like to feed them, ooops introduce them to the "kids".

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (YrSVF)

310 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (l86i3)


Same here, missed 5.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (ZOf1l)

311 >>Who's hotter today: Cindy Crawford or Brooke Shields?

Elle Macpherson.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (peUnS)

I like Brookes style. She moves like a cat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (l86i3)

312 a softer juice, apple or warm teas with honey.

orange juice is also an irritant after recent bouts with flu

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (nqBYe)

313 Ok.

So I watched the original Parent Trap last night and, first, Maureen O'Hara was gorgeous.

Second.... was it really considered charming family fare, in 1961, when O'Hara gave Keith a black eye?

Was popping a spouse during an argument okay back then?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (piMMO)

314 Yo EC. Happy Almost Wednesday.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (4Mv1T)

315 I want Pancakes

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM

Can I help you?

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (mCvL4)

316 stomach irritant

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:45 PM (nqBYe)

317 Smash the System, 2ndAm Style:

MagPul press release:
"We are proud to announce that within a matter of days we will be going live with a new program. Due to a bill currently moving through the Colorado legislature, there is the possibility that Colorado residents’ ability to purchase standard capacity magazines will soon be infringed. Before that happens, and Magpul is forced to leave the state in order to keep to our principles, we will be doing our best to get standard capacity PMAGs into the hands of any Colorado resident that wants them."

* * *

Texan Independence Day Gun Bill
“Republican State Rep. Jeff Leach has filed a bill to give Texas gun-buyers a break — making Texas Independence Day (March 2) a tax-free holiday for anyone who purchases a rifle, pistol, shotgun or semi-automatic.”

Both from TheTruthAboutGuns.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2013 10:45 PM (Ipj15)

318
Les Aspin was always the fall guy for that bastard Clinton and the lack of any attention to anything beyond getting his dick sucked. And that cocksucker Anthony Lake.

I know that Aspin always got dinged about allowing armor to be brought into Mogadishu, but that request was actually just prior to the Blackhawk Down incident, and would not have made any difference one way or another.

Clinton and his whole NSC team were not paying attention to anything, except being bozo mofos.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:45 PM (Md8Uo)

319 320 - NDH in the house!

Posted by: speedster1 at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (yeM7r)

320 They also have games from the women's championship available right now.
tsn.ca, then click on curling and look for video on demand.


Let it be noted that Emma Miskew is a babe.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (NDERo)

321 I already miss NDH and only knew she was gone for the last hour

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (nqBYe)

322 and Dagny..
and the name that shall not be mentioned.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (nqBYe)

323 OK willow-ette. Thanks. So here's my shop list so far:

- Bananas
- Gatorade
- tea with honey (read yesterday on web that Peppermint Tea is also great)

...sound good folks?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (7B7jB)

324 Was popping a spouse during an argument okay back then?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Yes. As was smashing a grapefuit in to your annoying spouse's face a la James Cagney! Those were the days!

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:47 PM (EAgmr)

325 Happy Almost Wed too!

No ONT Wife Pics tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 10:47 PM (doBIb)

326 322
I want Pancakes

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM

Can I help you?



Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM

It puts the syrup on its skin, or it gets the 'doze again

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at February 26, 2013 10:47 PM (mCvL4)

327 Damn. What just happened on Justified made my heart race.

Posted by: Socktopus at February 26, 2013 10:47 PM (1FLBb)

328 f g-ds sake speedster you went right into my brain wave !



**hugs NDH**

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (nqBYe)

329 OMG, Rita Hayworth, how hot was she? And a ginger, too.

NDH is still in the Land of the Damned? There is something srsly wrong there . . . I don't even have her email address. If anyone does, would you be so kind as to send my regards? Cause this sucks!

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (vBsZs)

330 320 NDH,

I'm glad to see you, the 60s were a different time. There's a lot that was understood to be normal that we let the bastards undermine. Ms 10077 went through a phase where pots and pans were tools of rebuttal....


the thing is I was spry enough and enough of my hands from playing football were around it was mostly good fun....

"mostly"

glad you popped in, you're always welcome.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (LRFds)

331
Maureen O'Hara was a doll, and that was just Irish temper. Very sexy.

Maureen is over 80 now and still quite a handsome woman.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (Md8Uo)

332 Th biggest mistakes that the G
GOP has made with Obama is their fear of calling him incompetent. I dont understand how the following hasnt been repeated over and over. "Barack Obama is the only president to have had a budget unanimously rejected by his own party in Congress. It's happened twice. He has a nice famiy, his presidency is historic, but he's incompetent."

That should be the talking point.

Posted by: Carl at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (v1O/0)

333 ...sound good folks?


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (7B7jB)

toast, biscuits and honey , soothing things,besides the specially special chicken soup.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (nqBYe)

334 qdpsteve - sounds good. The aching while chewing food could be a lot of things but could also be from the dehydration like your larger muscle groups were feeling. Get thee to Ralphs!

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (EAgmr)

335 (But thanks to our fawning media, he has Ronald Reagan's teflon coating....
Posted by: Thorne Kontos at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (B0aWm)

yeah, that and his excessive melanin count, which for some reason only shields dems, but not repubs.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (53riN)

336 cause salts also need replenishing

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (nqBYe)

337 320
Ok.



So I watched the original Parent Trap last night and, first, Maureen O'Hara was gorgeous.



Second.... was it really considered charming family fare, in 1961, when O'Hara gave Keith a black eye?



Was popping a spouse during an argument okay back then?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (piMMO)

---
Please, you owe us at least 30,000 more words with that review.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (BVkEs)

338 Was popping a spouse during an argument okay back then?



Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

My stupid fucktard spouses sure as hell thought it was.

NDH!!!! Are you really here? Are the rumors of your demise greatly exaggerated? Make me happy . . . say yes.

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (vBsZs)

339 Maureen is over 80 now and still quite a handsome woman.

No question, but wasn't Lena Horne the ultimate over-90s looker?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (7B7jB)

340 318
>>Who's hotter today: Cindy Crawford or Brooke Shields?



Elle Macpherson.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (peUnS)



I like Brookes style. She moves like a cat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (l86i3)

--Kathy Ireland is still hawt, and is conservative.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (+iA5G)

341 or you can do what I used to do....

booze, pills, smelling salts and two hits of CO2 from the soda machine's feed tank....

it always made me feel like a new man....

well a more brain dead one anyway

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (LRFds)

342 and Dagny..
and the name that shall not be mentioned.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (nqBYe)

Dagny was here?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (l86i3)

343 I'm so glad youre back NDH. You are one of the stabilizing voices here.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (0PiQ4)

344 337
OMG, Rita Hayworth, how hot was she? And a ginger, too.

NDH
is still in the Land of the Damned? There is something srsly wrong
there . . . I don't even have her email address. If anyone does, would
you be so kind as to send my regards? Cause this sucks!



Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM

NDH and Ace kissed and made up on Twitter today. I hope they take us all out for ice cream!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (mCvL4)

345 Cheri: will do! Thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (7B7jB)

346 327 320 - NDH in the house!

A welcome development.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:51 PM (JQuNB)

347 NDH!!!! Are you really here? Are the rumors of your demise greatly exaggerated? Make me happy . . . say yes.

***

There's no way I can quit this place.

Sometimes, you just have to step away for a few hours.... or a day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:51 PM (piMMO)

348 Hi NDH!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:51 PM (l86i3)

349 288 ---"... educating the ten million guys named Juan on freedom..."
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)
--------------
That's what I would do if I had big money.
Evangelical schools often do a great job of teaching free markets, the old Protestant work ethic, patriotism, and the values that made the US great. I would love to endow schools like that in the barrio.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (C8mVl)

350 Maureen is over 80 now and still quite a handsome woman.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (Md8Uo)

If anyone ever calls me a "handsome woman" I will smite them on the spot (probably with my cane). Srsly, you guys, it's what you say when you mean "you look fab for your ridiculous age, but I am not popping a boner . . . not even close, eeeewwww"

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (vBsZs)

351 330
and Dagny..
and the name that shall not be mentioned.


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (nqBYe)

--bl@zer?

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (+iA5G)

352 NDH. *Bows*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (4Mv1T)

353
Irongrampa,

Nice memory.

My first cup of coffe was after a very early morning helping to load up the duck decoys, then fishing for a bit by myself after the guys went hunting.

I caught a couple of crappies and Grandma Nonny and I had them for breakfast, and my coffe probably had more sugar and milk than coffee.

Posted by: alamogordo at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (HUTO5)

354 Thanks for the well wishes.

Now... let me piss everyone off and say that, upon further thought, I think Rand Paul made a very shrewd strategic move today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)

355 Dagny was here?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (l86i3)

noo i was starting a missing people list of those I wish would still chat here.
i would add rum, even though i wasn't a typical nightstalker he was so light and fun, and elizabeth with new baby ect

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (nqBYe)

356 Willow-ette: all the stuff you mentioned plus chicken soup, right. CS was the only thing that was really edible from the hospital I was in for my back surgery last September, as I recall. Good reminder, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (7B7jB)

357 NDH aboard....the Horde rides on!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (kaalw)

358 Sports talk radio is an example of how the Left has pervaded every aspect of the culture. Today I heard a discussion of how rampant homophobic homophobia is in the NFL. And that this rampant homophobic homophobia is largely due the Christian and biblical beliefs of all too many of the players. And that the NFL needs to come up with a plan to address this bigotry.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (vfB2N)

359 --Kathy Ireland is still hawt, and is conservative.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (+iA5G)

Yes. She always looks so much better to me, knowing that she actually has a functioning brain.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (JQuNB)

360
Now... let me piss everyone off and say that, upon further thought, I think Rand Paul made a very shrewd strategic move today.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)


How you figger?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (l86i3)

361 Now... let me piss everyone off and say that, upon further thought, I think Rand Paul made a very shrewd strategic move today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)


marks NDH off the list

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (nqBYe)

362 NDH, missed the dust-up, but glad to know you are staying on at this madhouse!

Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (Cnqmv)

363
347 Maureen is over 80 now and still quite a handsome woman.
No question, but wasn't Lena Horne the ultimate over-90s looker?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (7B7jB)


What am I? Chopped... never mind...

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (Jcd0S)

364 noo i was starting a missing people list of those I wish would still chat here.
i would add rum, even though i wasn't a typical nightstalker he was so light and fun, and elizabeth with new baby ect


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (nqBYe)

--rum's a she. Right?

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (+iA5G)

365
Hi, NDH. Glad you're back--now things are normal again.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (SAMxH)

366 Now... let me piss everyone off and say that, upon further thought, I think Rand Paul made a very shrewd strategic move today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)

SCREW YOU RINO

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (FsUAO)

367 The term "handsome woman" was, in its day, a serious endorsement of one's faaaaabulous appearance. My Grandmother used the term, and never lightly, and she was one handsome woman herself, in her day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (4Mv1T)

368 p.s. glad you're back.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (FsUAO)

369 qdpsteve, well wishes your way, nip this tiger now some of those things can really linger and open doors unwanted.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (nqBYe)

370 Dagny was here?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

Back in the olden days . . . I don't think she has returned, although her bannenation (?) was 100 percent self-inflicted . . . more's the pity.

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (vBsZs)

371 Rum is a she.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (L7WG+)

372 336 'ette

Heh :-)

Posted by: speedster1 at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (yeM7r)

373 362 NDH,

You can feel that, he may well have.

I hope you're right and wish you and he luck if you are.

he is a dollar bill during a lap dance's width from joining Christie on the Luap Nor "Fuck You" seat.

You do recall my love for Ronulan Prime and now Krispy Kreme....?

If the GOP no longer stands for Israel, the unborn at all, etc etc etc

I am going party shopping.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (LRFds)

374 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)

An explanation is definitely needed here?

Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (Cnqmv)

375 logproff.

er yes she is.

i know my typing sucks donkey things!

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (nqBYe)

376 L, tell her for me, if you can/would, to never take Ace's curt reactions personally.
Is "curt" a typo or auto-correct?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (ORGYc)

377 Hello to everyone!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (piMMO)

378 nip this tiger

whoa, at first I read that wrong, I was all

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (vBsZs)

379 "The West Wasn't Won with Registered Guns"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (mCvL4)


Now you tell us!

Posted by: Ghosts from the Trail of Tears at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (Vk2pI)

380 Night all, out of wine.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (wR+pz)

381 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)

An explanation is definitely needed here?
Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (Cnqmv)


That's what I said, How you figger?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:57 PM (l86i3)

382 Hello to everyone!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:57 PM (vBsZs)

383 What am I? Chopped... never mind...
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (Jcd0S)


Great, now I'm nauseous again.

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:57 PM (7B7jB)

384

Rand Paul--let me guess--Hagel was better than whoever else would pop up, plus he kept the Paulians in line, who he needs for any Presidential run in the future.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (SAMxH)

385 375
logproff.

er yes she is.

i know my typing sucks donkey things!


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (nqBYe)

--Yeah, I figured you knew better --or that I missed a startling revelation in the past 10 days off the grid.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (+iA5G)

386
Sports talk radio is an example of how the Left has pervaded every aspect of the culture. Today I heard a discussion of how rampant homophobic homophobia is in the NFL. And that this rampant homophobic homophobia is largely due the Christian and biblical beliefs of all too many of the players. And that the NFL needs to come up with a plan to address this bigotry

-----

This is obviously related to Teo. Here's my thought. Sports teamsand most players probably don't care. Sure there area few who would rather not have a gay teammate, but I doubt many truly care. However, what they do care about is a media circus and media scrutiny. My guess is a team would rather not have a gay player on it because of the media circus it would create and not simply because the player is gay. But it makes these sports hosts feel better about themselves to blame it the homophobia, when in reality it is them and the media horde which is likely the biggest problem.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (Ad4NN)

387 logproff... shh. yes he made me laugh!

i need those.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (nqBYe)

388 willow-ette: thanks!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (7B7jB)

389 Clinton and his whole NSC team were not paying attention to anything, except being bozo mofos.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....

Read 'Dereliction of Duty' if you haven't already if you want to know how bad Clinton really was. It was written by Lt. Col. Buzz Patterson, USAF (ret) who carried the nuke football. Whenever I see this preening jackass I remember this book. This ultimate insider's account reveals how the irresponsible use of power can lead to a terrible price paid by all Americans.

Of course like all things bad, Obama has put this on steroids.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (EAgmr)

390 'night, BB, who is out of wine.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)

391 NDH, is ace still in cyber surgery?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:59 PM (BVkEs)

392 Peaches laughing, it would help if i used somesort of grammatical rules when typing!

i feel sorry for you guys weeding through my muck

makes face at myself

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:00 PM (nqBYe)

393 Rand Paul made a stupid and unwise decision to support hagel.

It's very nearly unforgivable.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (zOP5o)

394 hi all
what is everyone up to tonite

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (BBWjt)

395 Well rampant homophobia is in african-american culture. Much more so than Christianity at large.

But that's racist to point out.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:02 PM (FsUAO)

396 hi all
what is everyone up to tonite
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (BBWjt)

NDH is back and I think a discussion on why Rand voted for the Anti Semite.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:02 PM (l86i3)

397 Janice Dickenson looks like the crypt keeper.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 26, 2013 11:02 PM (mJwwB)

398 Hello, NDH.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (ORGYc)

399 This is obviously related to Teo. Here's my thought.
Sports teamsand most players probably don't care. Sure there area few
who would rather not have a gay teammate, but I doubt many truly care.
However, what they do care about is a media circus and media scrutiny.
My guess is a team would rather not have a gay player on it because of
the media circus it would create and not simply because the player is
gay. But it makes these sports hosts feel better about themselves to
blame it the homophobia, when in reality it is them and the media horde
which is likely the biggest problem.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (Ad4NN)

--The self-righteous moral preening of leftard sportsyaks (I love when Taranto calls them "wannabe pundits") when preaching about homosexual issues is such a mirror image of evangelical firebrands they claim to oppose, but they completely miss the irony. Preachiness is tiresome, regardless of where you stand on the issues being preached. Unless you;re a liberal.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (+iA5G)

400 394 chemjeff,

showtunes, NDH's return, the case for rebellion, Latinos fathering western Civ, the genius of rand paul....

coffee, typos, and gay football

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (LRFds)

401 I'll never be as popular as the cool kids on the blog

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (8sCoq)

402 She also seems to be a very nasty person.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (mJwwB)

403 401 Jones in CO,

you're as cool as a cucumber daddy-o

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:04 PM (LRFds)

404 393 Rand Paul made a stupid and unwise decision to support hagel.
It's very nearly unforgivable.
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (zOP5o)

I'm thinking so, too. But I'm waiting for NDH to weigh in.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 11:04 PM (JQuNB)

405 makes face at myself


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:00 PM (nqBYe)

Don't be ridiculous (oh, what am I saying??) Here's a face for you

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:04 PM (vBsZs)

406 Well rampant homophobia is in african-american culture. Much more so than Christianity at large.

But that's racist to point out.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:02 PM (FsUAO)

NFL locker rooms are not bastions of tolerance. It's definetly a no Ghey zone.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:04 PM (l86i3)

407 It's very nearly unforgivable.
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (zOP5o)

It's like refusing to marry a woman because she doesn't share the same tastes in breakfast food. When the other option you have is a hag who likes strap-ons, the choice will be clear as day.

You'll forgive him. Unless he starts saying things about the "New York Money Men".

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (FsUAO)

408 An explanation is definitely needed here?

***

Most voters have no damn idea what 'cloture' means. The informed ones do and know that he cast a 'nay' vote when it really counted. He would have been content in holding off on the vote altogether.

However.... when the other jackasses caved, and confirmation became an inevitability, Rand seized on an opportunity to capture some of the younger and Libertarian vote by casting a 'yea' which made no difference whatsoever to the outcome.

I tested the theory by checking in on a young L voter that follows me on twitter and... sure enough.... she approved of his actions. She believes that Lew is where the real fight should take place. She is very pro Rand 2016.

He has expressed his views on Israel and I don't think this vote changes that.

The misstep he made was in his explanation for his vote. That was weak tea.

Frankly, I'm happy to see SOMEONE in the party that seems to think in terms of a long game.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (piMMO)

409 Surprising no one, The Fat Man sucks TFG's dick again;

http://tinyurl.com/alcw844

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie became the eighth Republican governor to back expanding Medicaid under President Barack Obama's health care reform law on Tuesday.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (mCvL4)

410 For those in Houston who may listen to sports talk, have you noticed that 610 has added a lot of political commentary in their sports talk. I love how it always starts with "We aren't a political show, " but let me now bash conservatives.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (Ad4NN)

411 Rand Paul is the SON of LUAPNOR! I cannot believe anyone ever fell for his tawdy shit. Forget that clown, you guys!

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (vBsZs)

412 Sven @400 You make an outstanding case for sobriety. Bravo, sir.

I am 1 for 8 in you quiz above.

Shit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (4Mv1T)

413 399 logrpof,

it's worse....if i finally decide a firebarand preacher can't be put off because of too many witnesses then I can fake a blues brothers revival before I go into witsec and they leave happy and content that they 'saved" another lost soul...

moonbat evangelist cannot be fooled because you are scourged not for YOUR salvation but for theirs....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:06 PM (LRFds)

414 hey NDH welcome back, how was your trip

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:06 PM (BBWjt)

415 he is not african american. neither parent was. His mother was a WASP of slave owning heritage while his father was a Kenyan. No middle passage there.

Posted by: Avi at February 26, 2013 11:07 PM (JSaqW)

416 394
hi all
what is everyone up to tonite


Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (BBWjt)


*checks* About 5' 10".

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (kaalw)

417 Frankly, I'm happy to see SOMEONE in the party that seems to think in terms of a long game.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (piMMO)

Let's repackage it for the HQ: He's lying to stoners to trick them into voting for him!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (FsUAO)

418
NFL locker rooms are not bastions of tolerance. It's definetly a no Ghey zone

-----

I don't know how true that is. Obviously, I don't really know. But the majority of players are now 10 years younger than I am. I just have a hard time believing that there is rampant homophobia in an NFL locker room. My guess is most players really wouldn't care.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (Ad4NN)

419 Re Mante Teo:

I don't follow the NFL. I don't give a damn one way or another.

There's a contrarian play here, though. Some NFL team is going to pick him up because he's gay.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (JQuNB)

420 hey NDH welcome back, how was your trip

***

Whew! What a whirlwind!

Still recovering from the jet lag.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (piMMO)

421 412 Tobacco Road,

oh I think Professor Maet let's us group fill in the blanks on the test....

of course some nights that is worse than being drunk I suspect...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (LRFds)

422 Time for the old folk.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 11:09 PM (SAMxH)

423 Goodnight Irongrampa

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)

424 NEIDERMEYER!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (YrSVF)

425 nite, iron grampa.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (nqBYe)

426 417 HoboJerky,

right...look HJ I don't want to harsh mellows so to speak he 'lied' by voting precisely like dear old dad would've...

I'd kill for that kind of lie EVER being offered to me with Reagan as dad by the GOP....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (LRFds)

427 The ONT is that way!
<------------------

Posted by: hot air at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (ORGYc)

428 BEBE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (vBsZs)

429 @408

Unpersuasive.

Rand Paul fucked up he was not playing some 3d chess match.

Its advise and consent the president doesn't always get his nominations through.



Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (zOP5o)

430 BEBE!!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (piMMO)

431 Oh goodie - the fucking Marxist has done it again -

Going against 70 years of protocol and the first time since WWII, Obama orders not one but the docking of 5 naval ships together. The ships in question?

Five nuclear powered aircraft carriers were docked together.

USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN 69)
USS George H.W. Bush (CVN 77)
USS
Enterprise (CVN 65)
USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75)
USS Abraham
Lincoln (CVN 72)

are all in port at Naval Station Norfolk, Va., the
world’s largest naval station. Gee, that worked out real well when FDR did this at Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (EAgmr)

432 NDH, is ace still in cyber surgery?

***

HEH.

We have both recovered from our wounds.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (piMMO)

433 bang bang

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (vBsZs)

434
There's a contrarian play here, though. Some NFL team is going to pick him up because he's gay.


----

Again, I disagree. Teams saw the media circus that Tebow became. Coaches don't want to have the media so present. If any team would want to do it, I'm guessing SF (obvious), NYJ (they crave publicity), or Dallas (if you can't win, might as well do this).

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (Ad4NN)

435 Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (EAgmr)

***

Shit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (piMMO)

436 beer

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (vBsZs)

437 Welcome back, NDH.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (QTHTd)

438 Not just young sportswriters, but just about all of the ones still not yet retired, want desperately for another Jackie Robinson to cheer on, and they have already predetermined that the first bonesmuggler pro athlete will be Robinson's moral equivalent.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (+iA5G)

439 I'll never be as popular as the cool kids on the blog
Posted by: Jones in CO

None of us are. Why else is chlorophorm so popular round these parts?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (YrSVF)

440 NDH, once ace jumped me (tried to protect palin in way back machine)


i tried to flounce but basically said too tired to flounce and was drawn back in by You cool folks.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (nqBYe)

441 This is begging for a terrorist attack. I'd be real nervous right now if I was stationed at or lived in Norfolk.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (EAgmr)

442 hilarious, in Texas a ranch is offeringa spa treatmentfor "Bullets and Botox", for botox and gun range

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (Dnbau)

443 NDH, dare I ask just what got started this in the first place? I must have been away as well.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (+iA5G)

444
US customs official...

"anything to declare?"

"yup great to be back home..."



Better than a friend of mine. We weredriving back from Canada into the U.S. when a U.S. customs official asked if we had any weapons.

My friend leaned forward from the back seat and said, "What do you need?"

Turns out Customs officials don't have much of a sense of humor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (IDSI7)

445 right...look HJ I don't want to harsh mellows so to speak he 'lied' by voting precisely like dear old dad would've...

I'd kill for that kind of lie EVER being offered to me with Reagan as dad by the GOP....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (LRFds)

I was being tongue in cheek.

But yes you really caught him wow. What a Jew hater.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (FsUAO)

446 Rita makes my man parts feel funny.

Posted by: Bosk at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (QkFee)

447 429 GW,

while i would like to agree with you I am rethinking that point where I felt we are weak and being lied to by the donks...

both parties in fact were simply stating reality.

1) Republicans ALWAYS let the Donk President get his pick through and trust the donks to be 'fair" to GOP presidents.

2) democrats often do not and feel no shame at blocking GOP nominees and understand they can nominate all those down with da struggle....

1 and 2 are demonstrably both true.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (LRFds)

448 Thanks BTH

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (piMMO)

449 anyway ace gets cranky, so do we.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (nqBYe)

450 Hey, in all fairness, one of those nuclear carriers at Norfolk is the Enterprise, which is being decommissioned.

So, 4 carriers.

Still, pretty f*ckin' stupid.

Posted by: navybrat at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (/lng0)

451 (((((((((NDH!!!)))))))))

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (Dnbau)

452 I hope everyone here remembers that WE are the ones with "like minds".
Or at least "minds".

'Night folks. Be warm and safe.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 11:14 PM (4Mv1T)

453 445 HoboJerky,

well he ran how many of dear old dad's races for him?

he never seemed to have much issue with the Kult....

the Kult is the over anti-semitism in the Paul cake IMHO.

Is Rand lying when he says he backs Israel or is he "playing the long con and lying" when he gives Obarka his anti-semite SecDef?

I guess the correct answer is simply "yes"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:14 PM (LRFds)

454 [on Rand Paul] He's lying to stoners to trick them into voting for him!

I'm not seeing the 7th dimension of his chess move, either.

The correct move, if cloture fails on the party line, and assuming you want attention: is to abstain from the main vote. And then explain that the "real" vote (the second one) is in fact the sham vote.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (QTHTd)

455 NDH, dare I ask just what got started this in the first place? I must have been away as well.

Much like standard-work-day, if it wasn't fun to do, why would anyone want to revisit it in teh convo? Move on, it's not just a convocation of shitbirds, although they have pre-empted the phrase. Just my 2 cents.

xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (vBsZs)

456
This is begging for a terrorist attack. I'd be real nervous right now if I was stationed at or lived in Norfolk.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (EAgmr)


Not to worry. al Qaeda burned us on the Academy Awards, which was the primo target of all time.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (IDSI7)

457 NDH, dare I ask just what got started this in the first place? I must have been away as well.

***

A misunderstanding. Plain and simple.

I made a comment that meant one thing but to Ace it appeared to mean another.

Next time, perhaps, I should be more clear.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (piMMO)

458 NDH, where did you go on your big trip? did you bring back any souvenirs?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (BBWjt)

459 I should stop trying to understand what Rand was trying to do, because my brain hurts.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (QTHTd)

460 Jay: that's a Steven wright joke. I bet the customs gets that all the time!

Posted by: Truman North at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (I2LwF)

461 444 Jay Guevera,

heh....yeah the canadians are a lot more subtle...you ever go up North you can sometimes see the RCMP with C-7s and grins....

polite to a fault though

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (LRFds)

462 Better than a friend of mine. We weredriving back from Canada into the
U.S. when a U.S. customs official asked if we had any weapons.

My friend leaned forward from the back seat and said, "What do you need?"


Heh.

How long did they detain you?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (NDERo)

463 PEACHES!!!!!


Soooooooo, Chemjeff. Did ya destress your life and tell Velma buh bye?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (YrSVF)

464
NFL locker rooms are not bastions of tolerance. It's definetly a no Ghey zone

Two words: T-formation.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (IDSI7)

465 455
NDH, dare I ask just what got started this in the first place? I must have been away as well.

Much
like standard-work-day, if it wasn't fun to do, why would anyone want
to revisit it in teh convo? Move on, it's not just a convocation of
shitbirds, although they have pre-empted the phrase. Just my 2 cents.

xoxo


Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (vBsZs)

--Gotcha. Just the same, not worth hunting down.
Now I wonder if bl@zer will ever come back.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (+iA5G)

466 To all that I missed earlier


{{{{{ hugs }}}}}}

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (piMMO)

467 The correct move, if cloture fails on the party line, and assuming you want attention: is to abstain from the main vote. And then explain that the "real" vote (the second one) is in fact the sham vote.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (QTHTd)

I don't really see a reason one way or another to be honest. If he's a Jew Hater, he's running in the wrong party, as the base will push him farther and farther right on it(if he's serious about running).

That said, it was basically meaningless either way.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (FsUAO)

468 why aren't all our carriers roaming the world's oceans, looking for the shit?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (8sCoq)

469 bebe's boobs, no

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (BBWjt)

470 CJ,catch me up.

What's the latest with Velma?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (piMMO)

471
How long did they detain you?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (NDERo)


Not that long. I've been out for weeks now. It happened in the 70s.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (IDSI7)

472 why aren't all our carriers roaming the world's oceans, looking for the shit?

***

No fuel?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (piMMO)

473 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (piMMO)

I'd like to see a repub long game myownself, but if Hagel is incompetent then he should never be voted for by and patriot as a matter of principle.

I think I like IG's reationalization better, namely that incompetent as Hagel was, the next buffoon put forward by Obama would be a deliberate "defining incompetence down" nominee and eventually someone worse than Hagel would get in. The problem with that is it is hard to imagine a candidate more incompetent and anti-semitic than Hagel.



H is outta here--enjoy the remainder of the evening!

Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (Cnqmv)

474 So, my exhibition (of art) is coming to an end. Number of works sold in the Obama economy? Ha ha ha.

Anyway, here's some pictures. Enjoy.

http://tinyurl.com/bydo6qa

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (xjpRj)

475 Now I wonder if bl@zer will ever come back.

Major no. I do miss that snarky muthafucka, though.

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (vBsZs)

476
Hagel's confirmation is a failure of the GOP, who could have blocked him if they so chose. There were numersous reasons to block him, all valid, including simple partisan politics. I wanted him blocked mainly to boost the spirts of the base to show that you can stop Obama at one thing. It helped that you would be blocking an Israel-hating nut who is completely unqualified to run a burger king, let alone the Dept of Defense. The GOP is to blame here.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (Ad4NN)

477
why aren't all our carriers roaming the world's oceans, looking for the shit?

Silly question. Because all the shit's here now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (IDSI7)

478 bang bang
chitty chitty

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (ORGYc)

479 The problem with that is it is hard to imagine a candidate more incompetent and anti-semitic than Hagel.

Hi! When's the wet t-shirt competition?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (QTHTd)

480 Not that long. I've been out for weeks now. It happened in the 70s.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (IDSI7)

you sly bastid, that was funny!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (vBsZs)

481 Hey NDH!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (xopQc)

482 can i add to the rand topic, or Any republican putting the kiss on the hagel nom.

what does it acually Truly bring?
Hagel is not only irresponsible in His comments, He stated He really knows little about the positions He is supposed to guard.

How is this a plus for US. I can only see He has a GOP brans on him, he's a jerk and a idiot.
and we will be blamed for any disaster foreign policy wise Because he IS gop

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (nqBYe)

483 NDH, Velma and me aren't working out.

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (BBWjt)

484 475
Now I wonder if bl@zer will ever come back.

Major no. I do miss that snarky muthafucka, though.


Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (vBsZs)

--You still can't type that ginger's name after all these years, either.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (+iA5G)

485 Gee, that worked out real well when FDR did this at Pearl Harbor.>>

The carriers were the only ships not at Pearl Harbor luckily for the USA and countless conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (qo244)

486 @453

Anyone who gets Louis Farrakahns dominus vobiscum simply cannot be secretary of defense - cannot!

Rand Paul fucked up!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (zOP5o)

487 no
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow

What are we going to do with you? So many drama free women out there, go find yourself one. Life is way too short.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (YrSVF)

488 483
NDH, Velma and me aren't working out.


Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (BBWjt)

--Wha? What happened?

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (+iA5G)

489 Major no. I do miss that snarky muthafucka, though.


Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (vBsZs)

He could really pop it out.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (nqBYe)

490 NDH, Velma and me aren't working out.

***

the last we chatted, about three or four days ago, you seemed to be coming to the realization that pulling off the band-aid might be the best way to go.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (piMMO)

491 You still can't type that ginger's name after all these years, either

It is still funny when talking about "The Gamilon-ish Play", though.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (QTHTd)

492 okay, so Reince Priebus (sp??) was out here in El Lay today, in a sequestered Mexican restaurant in East El Lay, pleading the cause. actually, this is a good move and, although I only listen to the racist h8r radio, he might have moved the needle a little. I do like Reince and God bless him for what he's doing. He's a good dude. I wish him well.

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (vBsZs)

493 I love everyone here writ large.

Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (MYBiY)

494 Who is disappearing raykon so fast?

He's not obnoxious tonight, just in stoned mode.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:22 PM (+iA5G)

495 I just like the idea that President Jones in CO could say 'which carrier do I have in the Indian Ocean right now?' and then send that carrier to bomb the living shit out of something

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:22 PM (8sCoq)

496 Peaches, I'm for anything that resembles a 50-state strategy as opposed to the Karl Rove style targeting of only swing states.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:22 PM (Ad4NN)

497 Sorry to hear that chemjeff. Not the bonding reaction you were looking for.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:23 PM (xopQc)

498 You still can't type that ginger's name after all these years, either.

Holy shit, he was part of our soulless cabal?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:23 PM (YrSVF)

499 493
I love everyone here writ large.



Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (MYBiY)

--What's your poison tonight?

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:23 PM (+iA5G)

500 logprof, true, He isn't in the,' you Breeders mode tonight.'

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:23 PM (nqBYe)

501 The United States is a once dominant power in collapse, we're all thinking it.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 11:24 PM (vfB2N)

502 Am I wrong here, I think almost all our defense budget should go to aircraft carriers and subs, bombers and jets, and special forces.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:24 PM (Ad4NN)

503 That is weird. I thought for sure someone was a different sex than she are.

Posted by: Baldy at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (opS9C)

504 I love everyone here writ large.



Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte

right back atcha, buddy . . . you have always been one of the finest!! i think all the time how lucky i am to be able to conviviate with folks who still have working brain cells. it's a real blessing in my life, i never ever take it for granted.

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (vBsZs)

505 The United States is a once dominant power in collapse, we're all thinking it.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 11:24 PM (vfB2N)


What is frightening, is that even though we may be facing an increasingly hurried collapse, we may still be the "last man standing"...

This will not end well.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (Vk2pI)

506 "Posted by: toby928© for TB"

I think the ones who look the best are the ones who haven't had their lips inflated like balloons.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (9H+iJ)

507 Peaches, I will be in the hood on Friday around Fox Studio. I will be trekkingtheir on a weekly basis. Can't stand Fox Studios. I'm gonna get a picutre on the lot holding up a Rush lives sign.

Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (MYBiY)

508 why aren't all our carriers roaming the world's oceans, looking for the shit?

My penis stands like the tallest water oak. My nutsack strains to contain the boulders of my manhood.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (JQuNB)

509 The aircraft carriers.


<<What's the real story? Welcome to the sequester.


First, the picture was actually taken in mid-December, not this
month. Second, none was ordered into port for "routine maintenance."


The USS Enterprise was retired from the Navy in January. It's being dismantled.


The USS Eisenhower deployed on Thursday and is on its way to the
Middle East to relieve the USS Stennis, which will return to its home
port on the West Coast. The Eisenhower was in port for two months to get
its flight deck resurfaced.>>
Link to MPR http://tinyurl.com/apah7f7

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (qo244)

510 >Am I wrong here, I think almost all our defense budget should go to
aircraft carriers and subs, bombers and jets, and special forces.


and really cool stealthy black helicopters full of stone killers

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (8sCoq)

511 Geez TPH. Not sure if I can afford to attend Project A-kon anymore. The con hotel charges $185/night. Plus taxes and a $17/day parking fee.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (xopQc)

512 "The United States is a once dominant power in collapse, we're all thinking it."

We are the healthiest horse in the whole damn glue factory.
I am not being cute. The only thing saving us right now is the fact that everyone else is hosed way worse than us.
Yeah, cheerful, ain't it?

Posted by: navybrat at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (/lng0)

513 Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (MYBiY)

Babe . . . babe . . . come by Joxer Daly's if u can . . . I will be there from 5:30-ish till about 7:00. Cheap drinks and awesome pub food. e me at carolinvenice at the hooyah if you want. i would kill to meet you.

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:28 PM (vBsZs)

514 ...and they have already predetermined that the first bonesmuggler pro athlete will be Robinson's moral equivalent.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM


I'm not familiar with this "bonesmuggler" term; I thought the accepted term was "butt-pirate"...

No, wait; now I see the difference between "pitcher" and "catcher"

bah, that's baseball, not football

somebody please 'splain /ricky ricardo

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2013 11:28 PM (JMmQ9)

515 Navybrat, the "healthiest horse in the whole glue plant." Is that expression copyrighted? Cause I'm using it.

Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:28 PM (MYBiY)

516 When I was 13 I told my dad I wanted to be a marine.

He was proud as punch until he saw that I spelled it M-a-u-r-e-e-n.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 11:29 PM (qqZuQ)

517 @512

Which speaks to an idea that I have long considered - some kind of global reset.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

But how?


Scratches beard....

Drinks scotch....

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:29 PM (zOP5o)

518 @212

Ditto on the Technivorn. Have had mine about 4-5 years,and love it.

Posted by: LindaFell at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (PGO8C)

519 Peaches... is that the place that's on Pico West of the 10 and a few doors down from a really good Mexican restaurant?
That place could be the set up shot where huggie bear comes out and talks to the cops.

Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (MYBiY)

520 Thank you Buzzsaw for the info. I feel better and can correct the misleading info when I read it again.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (EAgmr)

521 Playin single Dad, the Mrs. On a two day business trip. Goota handle business in the morning. Night all.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (l86i3)

522 Another possible phrase to use - "The United States is the Edsel amidst all the Yugos."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (xopQc)

523 Night OSP.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:31 PM (xopQc)

524 Another possible phrase to use - "The United States is the Edsel amidst all the Yugos."

***


The tallest midget

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:31 PM (piMMO)

525 Night OSP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:31 PM (piMMO)

526 Am I wrong here, I think almost all our defense budget should go to
aircraft carriers and subs, bombers and jets, and special forces.>>

Those are not the best tools to use against our biggest threat "The Tea Party" so a billion rounds of ammo please.

Posted by: Jan Napalitono at February 26, 2013 11:31 PM (qo244)

527 Bring back the SR-71. Fit it with lasers.

Posted by: otho at February 26, 2013 11:32 PM (yBF/9)

528 Peaches... is that the place that's on Pico West of the 10

No. It's in teh crappy part of culver city on Washington just east of Sepulveda. Srsly, e me. We'll hook up at some point. I work in Century City, drive by fox 2x a day. Which is 2x too often, but i still haven't hit the lottery so i gotta do it. fuck me running

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:32 PM (vBsZs)

529 Bonesmuggler = Trouserpilot.

There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 26, 2013 11:32 PM (JQuNB)

530 Bring back the SR-71. Fit it with lasers.

***

and spiders.


lots and lots of hairy. black spiders

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM (piMMO)

531 it's the currency.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM (nqBYe)

532 The US economy is the diced carrot amongst the pile of vomit

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM (QTHTd)

533 Some delicious irony...

A food truck that sold tasty sausages (unfortunately named "Sausage-Fest") was selling their tasty sausages next to a bunch of radical vegans who gave out a dollar to watch their 4min. movie about 10 BILLION DEAD animals that went to feed humans. Many people picked up that dollar and then used it to tip the sausage vendors.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM (Vk2pI)

534 why why why why why does teh ONT always have to be so compelling on Tuesdays, when you mutherfuckers make me miss NCIS. it drives me crazy! srsly you guys, can't you roll it out on a bad tee vee night?

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:34 PM (vBsZs)

535 Bring back the SR-71. Fit it with lasers. *** and spiders. lots and lots of hairy. black spiders


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM


Lasersand spiderguns?


Posted by: otho at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (yBF/9)

536 A food truck that sold tasty sausages (unfortunately named "Sausage-Fest") was selling their tasty sausages next to a bunch of radical vegans who gave out a dollar to watch their 4min. movie about 10 BILLION DEAD animals that went to feed humans. Many people picked up that dollar and then used it to tip the sausage vendors.

***

HA!!!


Meat-eaters are the best.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)

537 I just like the idea that President Jones in CO could say 'which carrier do I have in the Indian Ocean right now?' and then send that carrier to bomb the living shit out of something

Indian Ocean? Tough call. Pirates in Somalia or pirates in Indonesia?

I'd go Somalia.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (QTHTd)

538 My nutsack strains to contain the boulders of my manhood.

Oh gag. The mental picture of that little shit weasel

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (YrSVF)

539 Dear Vegans, meat eater means being top of the food chain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (xopQc)

540 Lasersand spiderguns?

***

too much?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)

541 What do you mean "Bring Back......like it ever left

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 11:36 PM (SpEuH)

542 @533

I do not think morrisey would like that one bit

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:37 PM (zOP5o)

543 "Compared to the rest of the world's currency, the dollar looks pretty good; it's the healthiest patient on the floor."


I agree with this, the Euro falling apart would be the best thing for the U.S. In the long run were still screwed, it's got nothing to do with exchange rates.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:37 PM (NzBQO)

544 Geez TPH. Not sure if I can afford to attend Project A-kon anymore. The con hotel charges $185/night. Plus taxes and a $17/day parking fee.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (xopQc)


Tell me about it. For the past few years, I've only gone to local cons that I can drive to and back from my home in the Vegas area... only making one exception for the Reno WorldCon a couple of years ago when I went with my Dad.

[Explicative Deleted] SCoaMF...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (Vk2pI)

545 514
...and they have already predetermined that the first bonesmuggler pro athlete will be Robinson's moral equivalent.



Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM



I'm not familiar with this "bonesmuggler" term; I thought the accepted term was "butt-pirate"...



No, wait; now I see the difference between "pitcher" and "catcher"



bah, that's baseball, not football



somebody please 'splain /ricky ricardo

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2013 11:28 PM (JMmQ9)

--Hey, I just picked up bonesmuggler from Beavis and Butt-Head.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (+iA5G)

546 Mmm. Could go for some Johnsonville Hot Links right now.

They're great topped with BullsEye's Texas-style bbq sauce.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (7B7jB)

547
Hobo Steak....
"It's whats for dinner tonight.....

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (SpEuH)

548 I don't know how true that is. Obviously, I don't
really know. But the majority of players are now 10 years younger than I
am. I just have a hard time believing that there is rampant homophobia
in an NFL locker room. My guess is most players really wouldn't care.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM

The big fat elephant in the room that sportscaster won't touch is that most players are black, and most blacks aren't exactly leading the parades for gay rights

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (mCvL4)

549 Many people picked up that dollar and then used it to tip the sausage vendors.
>>

If they do this regularly it would be funny to set up a booth with a pig (or just the picture) that has a sign that says once we raise X amount of $ this pig will be slaughtered and made into sausage for X food shelter.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:39 PM (qo244)

550 Speaking of meat eaters, check out number 3 on this list.

hehe

http://t.co/Te8XDFkhMj

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (piMMO)

551 Hobo Steak....
"It's whats for dinner tonight.....


Which reminds me. I'm sure somebody already thought of this, but what the hey.

"Mommy, where's my pony? Where's my pony Mom? You promised me one this year."
"Shut up and eat your IKEA meatballs."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (7B7jB)

552 Lasersand spiderguns? *** too much?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM

Not at all. The SR-71 is already a fuck off don't mess with me kind of plane. Add to that a reputation for reigning death, then spiders and the project pays for itself.

Posted by: otho at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (yBF/9)

553 We want a catcher not a belly scratcher!
We want a pitcher not a belly itcher!

Is that a banana in your pocket, Smithers?

Posted by: c montgomery burns at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (ORGYc)

554 qdpsteve- try elderberry extract aka Sambucas extract NOT to be confused with Sambuca the Greek liquor, although that might help too.

I,Lurk- microwave the chips and condensed milk in 30 second increments, stirring in between until completely melted then pour into a form/ pan and cool. Cut with a sharp knife that is warmed in hot water and wiped dry.

Posted by: LindaFell at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (PGO8C)

555 I did an ONT with a cool pic of the SR71 in it way back when.That puppy can get from DC to LA in an hour. Top speed ----.classified baby.

Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (MYBiY)

556 >Indian Ocean? Tough call. Pirates in Somalia or pirates in Indonesia?

I would be the Ray Liotta of Commanders in Chief


"Fuck you- bombs. Fuck you- bombs."

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (8sCoq)

557 you mutherfuckers make me miss NCIS.

Shit, tape it. Don't you still have a VCR? I got a box of like 60 tapes that my dad made me find on the interwebz right before he got sick.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (YrSVF)

558 I got 33 on that damn test.

Evenin' everyone.

I missed the guy juggling ocelots, didn't I?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (xKC/c)

559 546
Mmm. Could go for some Johnsonville Hot Links right now.

They're great topped with BullsEye's Texas-style bbq sauce.


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (7B7jB)

Huh-huh. He said Johnsonville. Huh huh huhuhuh.
Yeah-yeah! Hot links! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee.

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (+iA5G)

560
The US economy is the diced carrot amongst the pile of vomit

The corn kernel embedded in the turd.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (IDSI7)

561 LindaFell: sounds exotic. :-) Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (7B7jB)

562 When you see that red states are doing great and growing, you can understand how most people just don't see a connection between what happens in DC and in their lives. I'm doing fine and my preezy can dance!

So, they give King Cool a pass. That might stop some day, but not until we have another crash or the FSA tries to get some free Obamacare next year. Then the shit may hit the fan but only then.

Posted by: PJ at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (ZWaLo)

563 Really get your children to hate you and need years of therapy.

Canned unicorn meat. Its on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ak5sogk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (xopQc)

564 543
"Compared to the rest of the world's currency, the dollar looks pretty good; it's the healthiest patient on the floor."


I
agree with this, the Euro falling apart would be the best thing for the
U.S. In the long run were still screwed, it's got nothing to do with
exchange rates.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:37 PM (NzBQO)


The problem is that the world's major powers are playing currency games. The Yuan is being kept low to suck all the manufacturing jobs out of the rest of the world, the dollar is being pushed low to fund Dem corruption, the Euro is being kept high (to Greece's detriment) to try to pretend they're as successful as the US, the Yen is a storehouse of value in a society undergoing demographic collapse....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (kaalw)

565 I'm Canadian so I missed out on American public schools.

33/33 !

Posted by: Grand High Pooh Bah at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (O7S1G)

566 283
Just remembered: who was it who posted a few weeks ago that they may
need disk herniation surgery, or had similar symptoms? I think it was
BCochran but not sure.

Can give you a bit of a preview of what to
expect, once in the hospital. NOT fun, but at least I got it over with
(and hope NEVER to see another urinary catheter again... they "install"
those monsters without ANY anesthetic/drugs whatsoever).


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (7B7jB)

If you are talking about lumbar area disk surgery, I don't think they give you a urinary catheter, but I don't really remember them doing it to me, so if they did, I was out.
Here's how my back surgery back in 2004 went:
Arrived at hospital at 6am.
Went to pre-op at about 7am.
Woke up in hospital room at noon.
Ate some lunch, walked down the hall, rocked a piss.
Wife brought the car around at 3pm.
We were eating Outback carryout at 6p at home.
By the end of the week I was walking 2 miles a day.
You may want to make sure that you take some stool softeners after surgery, cause it kinda gets real hard. The surgery is pretty much become like getting your tonsils out.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (Zd/NW)

567 550
Speaking of meat eaters, check out number 3 on this list.



hehe



http://t.co/Te8XDFkhMj



Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (piMMO)

--Leave it to pretentious New York shitheads to shell out four figures for a hot dog. (Just assuming it was a NYC restaurant. Didn't read.)

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (+iA5G)

568
"Compared to the rest of the world's currency, the dollar looks pretty good; it's the healthiest patient on the floor."


I
agree with this, the Euro falling apart would be the best thing for the
U.S. In the long run were still screwed, it's got nothing to do with
exchange rates.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:37 PM (NzBQO)


"Borrowing" forty cents on every dollar works until it stops working.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (vfB2N)

569
The big fat elephant in the room that
sportscaster won't touch is that most players are black, and most blacks
aren't exactly leading the parades for gay rights



Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (mCvL4)

I once saw a stat that said hockey players were the most accepting of it. Most people claimed it was because a lot were Canadian, I'm not so sure about that. Oh and comparing it to Jackie Robinson is beyond crazy.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (NzBQO)

570 Know how I like my links Beavis? Grilled over FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!1!

Posted by: qdpsteve (huh heh) at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (7B7jB)

571 Judge Napolitano ‏@Judgenap

It does not take a majority to prevail...but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:44 PM (8sCoq)

572 Just remembered: who was it who posted a few weeks ago that they may
need disk herniation surgery, or had similar symptoms? I think it was
BCochran but not sure.

****

I think it might be Jewel?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:44 PM (piMMO)

573 "Mommy, where's my pony? Where's my pony Mom? You promised me one this year.""Shut up and eat your IKEA meatballs."

How would sir prefer his donkey penis?

Posted by: the servers at Eton at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (QTHTd)

574 I think it might be Jewel?

I thought she already had that done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (xKC/c)

575 TPH, WorldCon. How was it?

I just can't get the younger gen of 'anime' fans near me to bestir themselves. Unless I mention San Diego Comic Con then they scream about lack of funds.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (xopQc)

576 Really get your children to hate you and need years of therapy.

Canned unicorn meat. Its on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ak5sogk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (xopQc)


Nah. If you really want to freak them out, then serve whole rabbit stuffed with Easter eggs during Easter dinner...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (Vk2pI)

577 MrCaniac: sounds like whatever you went through, it was a walk in the park compared to my experience. Six days at Los Alamitos Medical Center Hospital, then another week at Memorial Rehab in Long Beach.

I was DYING to go home when I got discharged from Alamitos, but looking back I'm glad I took the rehab. They basically re-taught me how to walk properly and covered a lot of stuff that otherwise I wouldn't have thought of in terms of healing my back and avoiding pain in the future.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:46 PM (7B7jB)

578 Canned unicorn meat.
The best thing is you can pick your teeth with the horn once you've done eating. I think that was linked on a long-ago ONT, BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (ORGYc)

579 --Leave it to pretentious New York shitheads to shell out four figures for a hot dog. (Just assuming it was a NYC restaurant. Didn't read.)


****

#3 is a burger wagon that made fun of all the gourmet burger bullshit by creating the most pretentious burger imaginable. It has caviar, gold leaf. and three $100 bills in it and costs $666.

They call it the "Doucheburger".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)

580 It was Jewels who had the surgery on some discs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (xopQc)

581 yeah, jewells had the back surgery, right before all of this fucking snow we got

hope she didn't have to shovel any of it

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (BBWjt)

582 I kinda like ol' Jewel. In a non-psychotic sexual way. But that's just me.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (BVkEs)

583 I thought she already had that done.


***

Ohhh.

I stand corrected.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)

584 OK folks, now that Fat Man has taken the Medicaid bone, how does he continue his quest to become the MSM's new pet Republican?

CPAC didn't invite him to speak. That'll be good for a few weeks of whining how those extremists just won't accept anyone with "reasonable solutions"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:48 PM (mCvL4)

585 Oohhh that is evil - Thumper for dinner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:48 PM (xopQc)

586 It has caviar, gold leaf. and three $100 bills in it and costs $666.



They call it the "Doucheburger".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)

I heart that, NDH!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:48 PM (vBsZs)

587 Bring back the SR-71. Fit it with lasers. *** and spiders. lots and lots of hairy. black spiders
>>

Hell skip the lasers and make a shit load of smaller versions of the Japanese Fu-Go balloons but with spiders. I'd cut off the go and just call the FU spider bombers but that's just me.




http://www.japaneseballoonbombs.com/

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:48 PM (qo244)

588 I once saw a stat that said hockey players were the
most accepting of it. Most people claimed it was because a lot were
Canadian, I'm not so sure about that. Oh and comparing it to Jackie
Robinson is beyond crazy.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (NzBQO)

--Be that as it may wrt acceptance of gays with the NHL, it still has some racial issues, and not the phony made-up kind. Remember just last season when some asshats threw bananas on the rink at a black player?I hope it's better here in Winnipeg. Evander Kane had another great night, got three points in MSG.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (+iA5G)

589 Hope Jewel's doing okay. I am, but those two weeks I spent in hospital/rehab felt like two months. Also, don't get me started on healthcare facility commissaries. I was literally ready to kill for some of my favorite restaurant food.

Glad your experience was over quick, MrCaniac.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (7B7jB)

590 I'm not familiar with this "bonesmuggler" term; I thought the accepted term was "butt-pirate"...

Bonesmuggler = Trouserpilot = Buttpirate = Rumpranger.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (JQuNB)

591 CPAC gave Jonah Goldberg an award two years ago. Now he's not welcome.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (8sCoq)

592 Six days at Los Alamitos Medical Center Hospital, then another week at Memorial Rehab in Long Beach. posted by qdpsteve

I worked at Long Beach Memorial for 11 years. Hope they took good care of you - sounds like they did.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (EAgmr)

593 #3 is a burger wagon that made fun of all the
gourmet burger bullshit by creating the most pretentious burger
imaginable. It has caviar, gold leaf. and three $100 bills in it and
costs $666.



They call it the "Doucheburger".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)

--I saw "douche" in the name of the video, but thought it was given by the uploader. That it was taken on by the makers is splendid satire.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (+iA5G)

594 that horse meat in Europe? Looks like its from Texas. Belgian guy, who was supplier of horse/cow meat mixture in Europe, also owns a horse meat packing plant in TX, largest one in US. No shit, its called "Unicorn" meats.

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (Dnbau)

595 Nah. If you really want to freak them out, then serve whole rabbit stuffed with Easter eggs during Easter dinner...

Old family story, which will out me to my sibs and cousins if they're reading.

Grandma used to raise rabbits for meat and to sell. One spring there was no money for ham, so on Easter she served rabbit for dinner.

Her rather young children drew the obvious conclusion, she had cooked the Easter Bunny.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (xKC/c)

596 TPH, WorldCon. How was it?

I just can't get the younger gen of 'anime' fans near me to bestir themselves. Unless I mention San Diego Comic Con then they scream about lack of funds.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (xopQc)


Overall, pretty good. The WorldCons tend to skew older, as seen by the fact that they still use the old card system for attendees to keep in contact!

LOTS of books and other goodies in the dealers room. While there were some leftist enviornmental themed panels, they tended to be the exception than the norm. I did end up buying a bunch of books, table top games, and a duffelbag o' dice (and I already had enough d10 percentile dice to choke a horse).

They did have a couple of anime rooms, and showed AMV Hell I through IV. Thankfully they avoided the "0" and "/0" series... which not even I will dare watch ever again...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 11:51 PM (Vk2pI)

597 why is Jonah Goldberg not welcome at CPAC?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)

598
Hey morons -- help me out.

I lost a bookmark and I can't remember the name of the blog. I know somebody here can help me out.

It's from the UK (maybe written by an expat?) that features all sorts of military, political, comics and hot totties stuff. There's a pic of an RAF Spitfire in the upper right corner of the page.

I gotta find the place and bookmark it again.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 26, 2013 11:52 PM (tOkJB)

599 Chlis Chlistie got barrs!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 26, 2013 11:53 PM (JQuNB)

600 I had a 31 out of 33. I missed the Puritans and the Aristotle questions.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 26, 2013 11:53 PM (yFs0i)

601 >why is Jonah Goldberg not welcome at CPAC?


Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)

lacking in ideological purity, I guess. To be clear, he tweeted that he wasn't invited, which might be different from not welcome.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:53 PM (8sCoq)

602 Peaches, since you're one of the few on the scene Angelenos left here, I'm using you as the go-to for updates on what's happening back there.

Did they ever time the traffic lights on Santa Monica Blvd going through BH and Century City to speed up things? It was a nightmare even with light traffic

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (mCvL4)

603 Peaches - check out a bar that used to be called the Red Setter on 26th and Santa Monica. It's called something elese now but we used to hang their and drink and smoke and knew most of the staff. Brian Setzer used to hang there and always seemed to be arguing with the staff over his bill.

Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (MYBiY)

604 So NDH is back. Yay! (and that isn't sarc, just to clarify.)


Watching 'Fuck It, we'll do it live Factor' and Krauthammer is talking about making the CPAC more open.

Yeah, that's the problem.





Posted by: RWC at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (sqp6o)

605 #3 is a burger wagon that made fun of all the gourmet burger bullshit by
creating the most pretentious burger imaginable. It has caviar, gold
leaf. and three $100 bills in it and costs $666.



They call it the "Doucheburger".>>

I always thought the gold leaf in food or booze was douchy enough but grinding up cloth for me to eat is even worse. At least the servants could get something of value panning my shit for gold. There's no way they have the talent to put the Benjamens back to spendable.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (qo244)

606 I worked at Long Beach Memorial for 11 years. Hope they took good care of you - sounds like they did.

Cheri: they did. Not only was the food better with more variety, they had an incredible rehab gym (first time I ever met a gym I liked) and a computer room stocked with new iMacs. And the actualy PT/OT thereapists were great. Lots of good advice, never too tough on me at any time, and tailored to my needs.

Not surprising you worked there, given your good advice here. :-)

Seeing how well everything worked at LB Memorial also helped to make me a bit more scared of what folks may be in for with Obamacare. Sad to think that level of care, thoroughness, and wide-ranging expertise may be endangered.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (7B7jB)

607 594
that horse meat in Europe? Looks like its from Texas. Belgian guy, who
was supplier of horse/cow meat mixture in Europe, also owns a horse meat
packing plant in TX, largest one in US. No shit, its called "Unicorn"
meats.

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (Dnbau)

--Just read that IKEA was busted for having horse meat in its meatballs somewhere. Not a good year for the chain, since just a couple months ago they also got a big reveal about using prisoner labor from East Germany back in the day.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (+iA5G)

608 Hell skip the lasers and make a shit load of smaller versions of the Japanese Fu-Go balloons but with spiders. I'd cut off the go and just call the FU spider bombers but that's just me.

****

That'll do.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (piMMO)

609 CPAC gave Jonah Goldberg an award two years ago. Now he's not welcome.

shit happens. now it happens really, really fast.

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (vBsZs)

610
Yet...

Some animals are more equal than other animals
"HEY!" "Where did Boxer go??"

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (SpEuH)

611 --Just read that IKEA was busted for having horse meat in its meatballs somewhere. Not a good year for the chain, since just a couple months ago they also got a big reveal about using prisoner labor from East Germany back in the day.

***

The closest IKEA to me is two hours away and I've been once.

I ate the Swedish meatballs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (piMMO)

612 Is there a Chris Christie Doughnut Clock?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (BVkEs)

613 You know I am really afraid to ask what those two series are TPH. Please don't enlighten me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (xopQc)

614 theo spark

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:56 PM (8sCoq)

615 The horse balls were in Europe. North America, supposedly, isn't affected.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 11:56 PM (ORGYc)

616
I once saw a stat that said hockey players were the most accepting of it.

Even more than soccer players? I hate to think what goes on in their locker room.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:57 PM (IDSI7)

617 Lol! At this rate no one will be invited to CPAC, it will just be an empty building with a bunch of empty Clint Eastwood chairs.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:57 PM (NzBQO)

618
Ok, some of those 80s models are downright scary now, and I noticed that to me they all like more alike now (maybe they have the same plastic surgeon?) than they did back in the day.

Posted by: Mamma B at February 26, 2013 11:57 PM (V3vec)

619 598 ED, you're looking for Theo Spark

Posted by: Panhandler at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (rZ5RE)

620 The horse balls were in Europe. North America, supposedly, isn't affected.

***

Oh thank goodness!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (piMMO)

621 qdpsteve - glad to hear it! and you're right - Obamacare is going to screw a lot of that up.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (EAgmr)

622 Some animals are more equal than other animals
"HEY!" "Where did Boxer go??"

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (SpEuH)


The contract she had with me was up.

Enjoy your new microphone-fellatio expert as Senator, Californians!!!

Posted by: Satan (D. - Hell) at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (Vk2pI)

623 >Even more than soccer players? I hate to think what goes on in their locker room.


whatever it is, they can't use their hands

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (8sCoq)

624 check out a bar that used to be called the Red Setter on 26th and Santa Monica.

Wasn't that McGinty's? Or was that on Wilshire?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (YrSVF)

625 What is this I'm seeing about Rubio and Tupak Shakur on twitter?

I think I missed something.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (piMMO)

626 620
The horse balls were in Europe. North America, supposedly, isn't affected.



***



Oh thank goodness!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (piMMO)

--Well, it would have made your nick even funnier if you had had horsey meat.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (+iA5G)

627 Did someone say horse balls?

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and a Bucket at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (yMhSa)

628 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night, mi amigod

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (JMmQ9)

629 vis a vis El Lay . . . I never (srsly?) go east, and I sure as hell don't drink in Santa Moronica. You guys, you are a caution!! Never change.

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (vBsZs)

630 >Even more than soccer players? I hate to think what goes on in their locker room.


whatever it is, they can't use their hands


I shudder to think of how they throw someone a towel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (xKC/c)

631 Arby's has Horsey Sauce. Why no outrage there?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (7B7jB)

632
Some animals are more equal than other animals
"HEY!" "Where did Boxer go??"


She's probably off to train for the Stupid Olympics, although God knows she's a lock for the gold.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (IDSI7)

633
When Chris Christie's belly button goes from "inie" to "outie"
best not to be in the same room......

jus sayin......

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (SpEuH)

634 Just had a bite of an aged Man o' War. Awesome. With A-1.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (BVkEs)

635 --Well, it would have made your nick even funnier if you had had horsey meat.


****


Heh, and eeeeeeww

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (piMMO)

636 qdpsteve - glad to hear it! and you're right - Obamacare is going to screw a lot of that up.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (EAgmr)
Yep. Sad, sad, sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (7B7jB)

637 I had a 31 out of 33. I missed the Puritans and the Aristotle questions.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 26, 2013 11:53 PM (yFs0i)


I'll take this opportunity to note that I got all 33. Because I got all 33.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (vfB2N)

638
I shudder to think of how they throw someone a towel.

You could probably start a riot by throwing a bar of soap into the locker room.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 27, 2013 12:01 AM (IDSI7)

639 Bring me a bucket.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at February 27, 2013 12:01 AM (yMhSa)

640 I used to drink and smoke in Santa Monica even in 3rd and Promenade. Now they have smoking zones.
Can't stand these pretentious cake eaters.

Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 27, 2013 12:01 AM (MYBiY)

641 SaMo is shitbird central, buddy . . . no lie. You might as well just arrest yourself.

Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 12:02 AM (vBsZs)

642 I got 32 out of 33 correct on the civics test

I didn't even finish college

So David Brooks, wherever you are ... Fuck you too !!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:04 AM (mCvL4)

643 All right, time to call it a night.

Stay well, Morons!

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 12:04 AM (+iA5G)

644 Come to Pyongyang, Chlis Chlistie! We have nice loom for you. We be good, good fliends. And cm9000 is ryar!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (JQuNB)

645
I got a little bump sitting at a light in Hamilton last Friday. She was cited. I have had several calls from medical therapy clinics, text messages from lawyers, calls from lawyers and when I checked my mail today three letters from the ambulance chasers. It is disgusting. Let's not kid ourselves. These guys are there to seduce me into milking all that I can from the insurance company. They wouldn't be doing it if they hadn't been successful in the past in appealing to man's base instinct to profit from others misfortune. We have way too many damn lawyers.
Andf BTW 32 of 33. The one I missed was a case of sloppy reading Chummmmmmmmmps.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (JKNDp)

646 I can't stand thismfucker!!!

Fucker is rehashing speeches again. (yeah 'comedians' Nothing to work with there.)

And fuxk Keith Ellison talking about journalism ethics.

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (sqp6o)

647 The snub against Goldberg, I don't get. Has CPAC given a reason?

Rich Lowry deserves blackballing from all Right venues just for his "Al Sharpton was right" comment re: Zimmerman.

Goldberg, not so much.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (QTHTd)

648 I sure as hell don't drink in Santa Moronica

Oh yeah, but I take it a step further. After all the bullshit up there while my mom was in and out of the hospital, one of my new goals in life is to NEVER go to Santa Monica ever again. Fucking marxists.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (YrSVF)

649 Santa Monica back in the day wasn't even half as bad as it is now. The whole West Side now is mostlybulcanized super-green liberalism.

Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (MYBiY)

650
Thanks for the warning Richard. About Christie's navel.

Really, thanks, I just pictured that in my mind.

Serious, guy, thanks.

Posted by: alamogordo at February 27, 2013 12:06 AM (HUTO5)

651 Didn't Keith Ellison have a meltdown on Hannity?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:06 AM (xopQc)

652 Keith Ellison talking about journalism ethics

Ah yes, Ellison, hero of free expression. Nakoula "Sam" Basseley still in prison, I hear?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:07 AM (QTHTd)

653 Senator Feinstein says, " The mothers, the women, the men of America have to make a decision as to whether their personal pleasure is more important than the general welfare"

Um, Madame Senator, that's a gun, not a dildo.

Posted by: jim at February 27, 2013 12:07 AM (VwhRo)

654 I thought I read the French have a tradition of eating horse meat. Is this a story because they aren't labeling it to cut costs? They were going and maybe have already openp a human consumption horse meat processing plant in Minnesota recently.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:07 AM (qo244)

655 642 I got 32 out of 33 correct on the civics test
I didn't even finish college
So David Brooks, wherever you are ... Fuck you too !!
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:04 AM (mCvL4)

This can't be true. This. Can. Not. Be. True.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at February 27, 2013 12:08 AM (JQuNB)

656 609
CPAC gave Jonah Goldberg an award two years ago. Now he's not welcome.

shit happens. now it happens really, really fast.


Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM

A lot of folks promised to love and to cherish, to have and to hold, till death do them part

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:08 AM (mCvL4)

657 Even more than soccer players? I hate to think what goes on in their locker room.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:57 PM (IDSI7)

Soccer players are some of the dumbest on earth, tons of racists. Most internationals drop out of school around the age of 12 to enter soccer academy's. American soccer players have the most book smart of any pros, but we suck at the game.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 12:09 AM (NzBQO)

658
Ohio Dan,

I fell in my own damn driveway in the snow and broke my ankle,and two lawyers called me wanting to know if I wanted to sue the homeowner.

Lawyers sometimes are the bottom of the pile of the pits under the snake bellies under the moles etc. etc.

But not all lawyers, in case there are some good ones reading this.

Really, I didn't mean it about you.

Posted by: alamogordo at February 27, 2013 12:09 AM (HUTO5)

659 Wonder if DiFi would try to outlaw dildos if they were labeled assault dildos?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (xopQc)

660
Night Prof.
Dream of sunset sailing to Santa Cruz Island....

Wind outa the NE with the warmth from the deserts...just enough to keep the sails full and not needing to don a sweater....
now pop that cork and sip some fine Cab as the island fills your view.....
night to you sir....

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (SpEuH)

661 32, byatch!

Posted by: The Regular Guy at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (nov+8)

662 641
SaMo is shitbird central, buddy . . . no lie. You might as well just arrest yourself.


Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 12:02 AM (vBsZs)


I was actually born in SaMo. I'd like to think I've improved my lot since.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (kaalw)

663 Oh yeah, but I take it a step further. After all the bullshit up there while my mom was in and out of the hospital, one of my new goals in life is to NEVER go to Santa Monica ever again. Fucking marxists.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (YrSVF)


They don't call it the "People's Republic of Santa Monica" for nothing!

I'm glad I escaped the West L. A. area a decade ago...

Posted by: The Political Hat (former Angeleno) at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (Vk2pI)

664 Hey, what time is it?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (kaalw)

665 #659
Depends. Are they semi-automatic or automatic?

Posted by: jim at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (VwhRo)

666 It's Howdy-Doody Time!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (kaalw)

667 *(&&#%^%&!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (bxiXv)

668 I thought I read the French have a tradition of
eating horse meat. Is this a story because they aren't labeling it to
cut costs? They were going and maybe have already openp a human
consumption horse meat processing plant in Minnesota recently.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:07 AM (qo244)

When Trigger died, Roy Rogers had him stuffed. It must have taken a metric fuckton of sage and bread crumbs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (29+x5)

669 I feel stabby.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (bxiXv)

670 Wonder if DiFi would try to outlaw dildos if they were labeled assault dildos?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (xopQc)


She's probably appoint a dildo task force run by Sandra Fluke...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (Vk2pI)

671 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:06 AM (xopQc)

Not sure, but he's using the ' I know you are but what am I' now.

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (sqp6o)

672 time?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (YrSVF)

673 The first day after I arrived in L.A. after my job transfer, I drove to Santa Monica to see the beach on Labor Day.

Driving on Santa Monica Blvd through West Hollywood, I saw the storefronts and said ... ooohhhh-kayyyyyy , I think I've found the gay part of town ....

Needless to say, when I arrived at the Pier in Santa Monica, I was expecting to see Baywatch type babes

I .. did ... NOT

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (mCvL4)

674 And fuxk Keith Ellison talking about journalism ethics.

Posted by: RWC

I posted earlier about Ellison and his fellow twat Maxine Waters complaining about the debt clock being on the wall in the chamber as it is only a "political prop". So, whenever a dem speaks in the chamber, the clock must be taken down. They actually voted on this shit.

Just when you think it can't possibly get any worse....

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (EAgmr)

675
Merovign Dark Lord,

Why do you feel stabby?

Posted by: alamogordo at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (HUTO5)

676 Driving on Santa Monica Blvd through West Hollywood, I saw the storefronts and said ... ooohhhh-kayyyyyy , I think I've found the gay part of town ....

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (mCvL4)


Someone should have warned you about that...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:13 AM (Vk2pI)

677 I was expecting to see Baywatch type babes

Lemme guess. You saw a bunch of gang bangers in cut off levis and white tshirts. the men AND the women.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:14 AM (YrSVF)

678 Oh, and meant to share this yesterday. Bet there's a lot of In-n-Out fans here.

30-year-old billionaire Lynsi Torres, finally speaking to press:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/torres-496945-company-snyder.html

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:14 AM (7B7jB)

679 what's up, Mero?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:15 AM (BBWjt)

680
It's good that Priebus is out and about in LA and trying to win new converts and all, but,the only way the RNC is gonna sway the spanish speaking crowd is by "discovering" a spanish speaking Limbaugh and putting him or her on a spanish speaking station. And by "discovering" I mean cultivating.

Long term strategy Priebus. Do you f*cking speak it?!!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 27, 2013 12:15 AM (4DD4V)

681 672
time?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (YrSVF)


Nabbed the number.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:15 AM (kaalw)

682
614 theo spark

Thanks.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 27, 2013 12:16 AM (tOkJB)

683 When Trigger died, Roy Rogers had him stuffed. It must have taken a metric fuckton of sage and bread crumbs.>>

I think sage is for fowl rosemary is for ungulates

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:16 AM (qo244)

684 I am nursing a decades-long hate of programmers.

I mean, I admit, PC hardware is not designed up to five nines specs. It doesn't support perfect reliability, period.

But if you can't make a window manager that can't lock the main OS and prevent a shutdown, you are not even trying.

Also, fucking focus-stealing should be, like, I don't know, five years in prison. Per instance.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (bxiXv)

685 Math is a political prop.

I get it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (QTHTd)

686 but,the only way the RNC is gonna sway the spanish
speaking crowd is by "discovering" a spanish speaking Limbaugh and
putting him or her on a spanish speaking station. And by "discovering" I
mean cultivating.

Long term strategy Priebus. Do you f*cking speak it?!!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 27, 2013 12:15 AM (4DD4V)

Great idea, put him on a channel with some rancheros music and you've got a solid plan.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (NzBQO)

687 Tomoprrow morning I will be going to my granddaughters school to speak about my heart attack. Yes I will be immersing myself in the social caldron of teen angst known as high school. I am bringing an electrical tool for pulling cable, similar to a Chinese finger puzzle, as a show and tell similar to a stint. Hope I can keep the little savages attention for 10 minutes.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (JKNDp)

688 684
I am nursing a decades-long hate of programmers.



I mean, I admit, PC hardware is not designed up to five nines specs. It doesn't support perfect reliability, period.



But if you can't make a window manager that can't lock the main OS and prevent a shutdown, you are not even trying.



Also, fucking focus-stealing should be, like, I don't know, five years in prison. Per instance.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (bxiXv)


Well, back in the day the advice was, "if you're running Windoze, that's your problem."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (kaalw)

689 30-year-old billionaire Lynsi Torres, finally speaking to press:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/torres-496945-company-snyder.html

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:14 AM (7B7jB)


Dammit! Now I want a 3X3 Animal Style!

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (Vk2pI)

690 I had to hard reset three times because when it runs into a problem data CD or DVD, windows gets into a psycho loop and won't even let you kill the process, which BTW prevents a normal shutdown.

Stab. Stab stab.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:19 AM (bxiXv)

691 I am bringing an electrical tool for pulling cable, similar to a Chinese
finger puzzle, as a show and tell similar to a stint. Hope I can keep
the little savages attention for 10 minutes.


don't forget the cattle prod

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:19 AM (BBWjt)

692 omoprrow morning I will be going to my granddaughters school to speak
about my heart attack. Yes I will be immersing myself in the social
caldron of teen angst known as high school.


You're not worried about ANOTHER heart attack?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:19 AM (QTHTd)

693 Political Hat, I'd settle right now for just a regular cheeseburger with chopped chiles.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM (7B7jB)

694
--Be that as it may wrt acceptance of gays with
the NHL, it still has some racial issues, and not the phony made-up
kind. Remember just last season when some asshats threw bananas on the
rink at a black player?I hope it's better here in Winnipeg. Evander Kane
had another great night, got three points in MSG.


Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (+iA5G)

That took place in Europe. It is always refreshing to see our much wiser betters in Europe teaching us about tolerance.
There was a dust up on twitter, IIRC, a couple of years ago when a black player scored a GWG in the playoffs, and I think it was the Boston fans that twittered a few racist things.
Funny how the teams in the South have fewer problems with the racism than the solid blue cities of the north.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM (Zd/NW)

695 Math is a political prop.

I get it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (QTHTd)


BURN THE MATH WITCH!!1!~`eleventy!!1!

Posted by: MSNB☭ at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM (Vk2pI)

696 Well, back in the day the advice was, "if you're running Windoze, that's your problem."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (kaalw)


Yeah, well I've trashed enough macs and unix systems not to be a worshipper.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM (bxiXv)

697 Greeting fellow morons. Nice ONT yet AGAIN Maet.

Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:21 AM (Lv9bM)

698 Just when you think it can't possibly get any worse....

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM


Parents of murderered children are used like cardboard cut outs with these fuckers.


(is there anything worse than 'fuckers' because that word no longer represents them and their followers.)

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:21 AM (sqp6o)

699 hi zeera

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:21 AM (BBWjt)

700 Dang I am now hungry for an In-n-Out burger. And I am in Gehenna where Five Guys is considered good. *(%^$@$(*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:22 AM (xopQc)

701 Nope. If they give me any crap I can walk out. It's not like I'm getting paid. My granddaughters biggest worry is that I will use it as an opportunity to embarrass her in front of her friends. I have no plans to do so but plans can change.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:22 AM (JKNDp)

702 So, whenever a dem speaks in the chamber, the clock must be taken down. They actually voted on this shit.>>

So they actualy have a couple union guys take it down each time. They could buy one of those electric projector screens that would at a press of a button cover it and then project on to it the images they wanted behind them. This is one of the problems I have with these fucks they aren't forced to have any imagination in spending my money.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (qo244)

703 Nabbed the number.

Yes yes, i missed. Will have to settle for grabbing it last night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (YrSVF)

704 Five Guys isn't considered good?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (BBWjt)

705 Or we could tattoo the difference between 2006 debt projections and 2008 debt projections on Democrat's faces.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:24 AM (bxiXv)

706 Hey CJ. Is it done snowing down there?

Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:24 AM (Lv9bM)

707 (is there anything worse than 'fuckers' because that word no longer represents them and their followers.)

demented ebola pustules?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:24 AM (BBWjt)

708 Where is Jeff B? I need another unanswered smack down.

Nice ONT Maet!

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (gqEUi)

709
Time for bed. Quick in, quick out. Just like my love life.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (JKNDp)

710 L.A. is mostly a shithole, but I miss that shithole sometimes

I used to love driving the freeways late at night just to look at all the lights, or drive along Mulholland for the same reason.

I still think of the overlook on Mulholland in Hollywood Hills, where you can see downtown, Hollywood, or The Valley if you walk up to the overlook on top of the hill. Loved Griffith Observatory at night too, used to go there at sunset

I miss Manhattan Beach too

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (mCvL4)

711 zeera, it is done for now
we have a shitload of snow

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (BBWjt)

712 704 Five Guys isn't considered good?
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (BBWjt)
---
In the realm of fast food, yeah. But there's a whole lot of other places I'd rather go before 5 guys. And for a quick crave, it's overpriced. I prefer Wendy's for that.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (Y5I9o)

713 but,the only way the RNC is gonna sway the spanish

speaking crowd is by "discovering" a spanish speaking Limbaugh and

putting him or her on a spanish speaking station. And by "discovering" I

mean cultivating.


This is one notion on how to sell Spanish-speakers on immigration control:

Tell the old matriarchs, who were brought in by their sons, and who actually watch Univision - that all those illegal immigrants are going to take jobs from their kids. Which money said kids will then not be able to use to take care of mama.

The whole cross-border gangbanger issue, the matriarchs aren't going to like either; this can be played up as well.

Right now the Hispanic population is supporting amnesty because they have cousins or whatever. Tell them that it's not sustainable if every other family has cousins or whatever, from Guatemala or Chiapas rather than sorta-almost First World states like Nuevo Leon.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:26 AM (QTHTd)

714 I find Five Guys to be over priced and their burgers so-so. Never mind them trying to bury you in fries.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (xopQc)

715 711 zeera, it is done for now
we have a shitload of snow
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (BBWjt)
---
It really came down today, didn't it? I was downtown; didn't leave the building until about 3:30 for lunch, and hated every second.

I guess it was too much to believe we'd got through winter without a big one...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Y5I9o)

716 705
Or we could tattoo the difference between 2006 debt projections and 2008 debt projections on Democrat's faces.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:24 AM (bxiXv)


Is a ball-peen hammer considered an appropriate device for tattooing?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (kaalw)

717 I heard on a newsbreak that roofs are collasping. Seems the specs didn't account for snowloads of this magnitude. That would suck.

Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Lv9bM)

718 687
Tomoprrow morning I will be going to my granddaughters school to speak
about my heart attack. Yes I will be immersing myself in the social
caldron of teen angst known as high school. I am bringing an electrical
tool for pulling cable, similar to a Chinese finger puzzle, as a show
and tell similar to a stint. Hope I can keep the little savages
attention for 10 minutes.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (JKNDp)

You're going to a school to talk about a heart attack? Good luck. For those kids heart attacks only happen to old people. They won't care.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (BuSM8)

719 Five Guys isn't considered good?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (BBWjt)


No burger can satisfy like an "Animal Style" In-N-Out...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (Vk2pI)

720 In-and-Out has good food, better than your typical fast food. And very clean, they are, too.



There aren't any here in Canada, but Five Guys has appeared in a few Alberta towns. Their burgers are very good, and the fries are among the best you can get these days, IMHO. Of course, Five Guys is priced way higher than In-and -Out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (29+x5)

721 I miss Manhattan Beach too

Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone about the south bay, or the hipster douchebags will completely overrun it and ruin it too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (YrSVF)

722 Is a ball-peen hammer considered an appropriate device for tattooing?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (kaalw)


Hey, with all this debt, we might not be able to afford the right tools.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (bxiXv)

723 . This is one of the problems I have with
these fucks they aren't forced to have any imagination in spending my
money.


Posted by: Buzzsaw

And in the video I saw of this, the Repubics sat there silently. Just for once I'd like to see one of them stand up like they had a pair and call these Marxists out for what they are. Just. Once.

But no - they might be called racists or anti-islamic! Vapors!


Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (EAgmr)

724 Boston fans that twittered a few racist things.
Funny how the teams in the South have fewer problems with the racism than the solid blue cities of the north.


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM

Boston has always had the biggest closet racists. Town damn near blew when that one guy murdered his wife and claimed that a black guy carjacked them.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:29 AM (mCvL4)

725
It is within my Right as a poster on this blog to say......
"Rum"
and......something else.....though......I can't say what...

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:29 AM (SpEuH)

726 Right now the Hispanic population is supporting
amnesty because they have cousins or whatever. Tell them that it's not
sustainable if every other family has cousins or whatever, from Guatemala or Chiapas rather than sorta-almost First World states like Nuevo Leon.


Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:26 AM (QTHTd)


I find it bizarre that *anyone* already here wouldn't support a crackdown at the border. Even if they're standing at Home Depot with 20 other guys -- would they rather be standing there with 200?!?!? It's not like there would be any more work.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:30 AM (kaalw)

727 Fries aren't good unless the fats are animal derived. The Heart Attack Grill uses lard and has an all you can eat Fry bar (instead of a salad bar).

They also have Mexican cokes...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:30 AM (Vk2pI)

728 677
I was expecting to see Baywatch type babes



Lemme guess. You saw a bunch of gang bangers in cut off levis and white tshirts. the men AND the women.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:14 AM

Bingo!

Most of the beach crowd were obese latinos.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:31 AM (mCvL4)

729 A question for the 'ettes...


When sexting a woman, what's the best term for the female, uhm, "chest area"? "Boobs" sounds a little childish, "Breasts" sounds a little too medical, and "tits" may be a tad vulgar.


...and of course saying "I want to lick your elbows" definitely wouldn't work! ...unless I was sending it to one of you

Posted by: Icedog at February 27, 2013 12:34 AM (ZolUS)

730 677
I was expecting to see Baywatch type babes
---

That thought has to be up there among the ranks of "most frequently dashed expectations".

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:34 AM (Y5I9o)

731 Biography of Steve Jobs... the Manga version

Fair warning, ads at link are NSFE

http://tinyurl.com/bbg8acn

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 27, 2013 12:35 AM (Vk2pI)

732
Which is why I only take my kiddo's to beaches above Santa Barbara...
granted, the water may be colder, but the sands are far more safer

FUCK L.A!

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:35 AM (SpEuH)

733 JeremiadBullfrog where are you at?

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:35 AM (BBWjt)

734 Fair warning, ads at link are NSFE NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/bbg8acn

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 27, 2013 12:35 AM (Vk2pI)

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (Vk2pI)

735 what's the best term for the female, uhm, "chest area"?

Bazongas, tatas, knockers, fun bags

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (YrSVF)

736 >FUCK L.A!

Oh Ima coming.

Either that or Lex Luthor with several small Iranian nukes will set me off.

Posted by: The Big One at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (EV9p4)

737 Near North side, but I go down to Ayers's Country daily. You?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (Y5I9o)

738 720
In-and-Out has good food, better than your typical fast food. And very clean, they are, too.



There
aren't any here in Canada, but Five Guys has appeared in a few Alberta
towns. Their burgers are very good, and the fries are among the best you
can get these days, IMHO. Of course, Five Guys is priced way higher
than In-and -Out.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (29+x5)


One thing about In-and-Out is that they "bounce" while they work. Like FedEx guys when I interacted with FedEx more often (don't know if they still do). There aren't any clockwatchers; the person that took your order might wipe your table when you're done; the fry-guys are chunkin' potatoes while the last batch is in the oil. I was a production guy from '89-'97, and it makes me smile. And I've never been in a bad, draggy one.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (kaalw)

739 Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Lv9bM)

zeera, don't even get me thinking about collapsing roofs, now I'm going to have nightmares of suffocating in snow

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (BBWjt)

740 Hi ont. Did not read the comments.
Any ettes who have ever watched the bachelor have to watch the spoof show called Burning Love, really funny.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (vgd4f)

741 Oh Ima coming.

Either that or Lex Luthor with several small Iranian nukes will set me off.

Posted by: The Big One at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (EV9p4)


A little mood music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8vmaj75xzE

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (Vk2pI)

742 That thought has to be up there among the ranks of "most frequently dashed expectations".

Not if you go to the right beach, and there are plenty.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (YrSVF)

743 721
I miss Manhattan Beach too



Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone about the south bay, or the hipster douchebags will completely overrun it and ruin it too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM

The hipsters took over Atwater Village. Used to be able to get a normal meal at normal prices, but when I left a few years the area between Glendale Blvd and Los Feliz Blvd became all hipster niche shit. The only "normal" place was the Starbucks that used to be the carnaceria when it was all a working class hispanic and filipino neighborhood.

Little bit of curiosity .. in the weeks after 9-11, I saw all sorts of American flags in Atwater Village when it was a hispanic neighborhood, but very few around Silverlake and Los Feliz.

Los Feliz had the Hollywood types walking out on their lawns with candles on that Friday night the 14th for the "candlelight memorial"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (mCvL4)

744 One thing about In-and-Out is that they "bounce" while they work.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (kaalw)

That's what she said.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (Y5I9o)

745

717 zeera at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Lv9bM)

I heard on a newsbreak that roofs are collasping. Seems the specs didn't account for snowloads of this magnitude. That would suck.


... bb...b...but ... GOREBAL WARMING !!!11!


Posted by: Arbalest at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (tVsj5)

746 Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:31 AM (mCvL4)

Damn it. I only got to look at fat whitey ass on the beach in San Fran. (visiting, thank G*d not living)

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (sqp6o)

747 Jeremiad,you are in chicago? I'm in NW MO

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (BBWjt)

748 Chi-Chi's, hooters, headlamps ?

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (EAgmr)

749 Recently, the Left has been going nuts on the idea of "universal background checks" for all transfers of gun ownership, including private sales and gifts. I've been thinking...

Remember a few years ago, when the AMA said your doctor needs to know if you own any guns? I think that was the beginning of an effort to tie into Obamacare and make your doctor a federal gun control agent.

At some point, I'm sure federal regulators will declare that lying to your doctor counts as perjury, since health care is being brought under the wing of the federal government. Thus, telling your doctor you don't own a gun when you do (and your doctor will be required to ask) will be a federal crime.

And this "universal background check" that lefties are pushing now? Well, currently, background checks are initiated by the seller. If "universal background check" becomes law, then when you die, you can't will your guns to friends and family, because the dead can't initiate background checks. Thus, when you die, under Obamacare, your guns become government property, because they can't be legally transferred to an heir.

And the federal government will know about your guns, unless you're willing to commit perjury by telling your doctor you don't own any.

Is this tin-foil hat material, or does it sound like something that will happen?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (IlZPE)

750 645

I got a little bump sitting at a light in Hamilton last Friday. She
was cited. I have had several calls from medical therapy clinics, text
messages from lawyers, calls from lawyers and when I checked my mail
today three letters from the ambulance chasers. It is disgusting.
Let's not kid ourselves. These guys are there to seduce me into milking
all that I can from the insurance company. They wouldn't be doing it
if they hadn't been successful in the past in appealing to man's base
instinct to profit from others misfortune. We have way too many damn
lawyers.
Andf BTW 32 of 33. The one I missed was a case of sloppy reading Chummmmmmmmmps.


Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (JKNDp)

A law firm in Daytona already has 5+ of the people injured this past weekend signed up and lawsuits filed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (Zd/NW)

751
I missed the guy juggling ocelots, didn't I?

Yeah. The guy juggling running chainsaws won't be back.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 27, 2013 12:40 AM (+9AX9)

752 Bonesmuggler = Trouserpilot = Buttpirate = Rumpranger=Fudgepacker

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 27, 2013 12:40 AM (+9AX9)

753 "what's the best term for the female, uhm, "chest area"? Bazongas, tatas, knockers, fun bags
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (YrSVF) "

I obviously should have went straight to the expert.

Posted by: Icedog at February 27, 2013 12:40 AM (3qKP/)

754
735
I for one like "Pillows of Soft Heaventy".....with a bonus of them being "Pillows of soft Heaventy."

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:41 AM (SpEuH)

755 According to weather.com the chicago area is looking at snow all day tomorrow with spikes right around rush hour. Fun, fun.

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (hO9ad)

756 hi lou!
here is a Nevada kitteh for you

http://tinyurl.com/ay8y3w4

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (BBWjt)

757 For all you Big Bang fans, there IS a Cheesecake Factory in Pasadena at the corner of Colorado and Fair Oaks.

The interior looks NOTHING like the set for the show does though.


Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (mCvL4)

758 747 Jeremiad,you are in chicago? I'm in NW MO
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (BBWjt)
--

Ah, yeah. I am.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (Y5I9o)

759 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (IlZPE)

Seems a bit restrained... actually

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (Vk2pI)

760 739
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Lv9bM)

zeera, don't even get me thinking about collapsing roofs, now I'm going to have nightmares of suffocating in snow


Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (BBWjt)


You're in more danger at work than at home -- commercial/institutional buildings are the ones less likely to have pitched roofs.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (kaalw)

761 OSP has inspired me. Once this thread dies out, I swear I'm gonna start editing my rough draft and be the NEXT moron author... so don't be too entertaining or I'll never get to it.

Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (Lv9bM)

762 Is this tin-foil hat material, or does it sound like something that will happen?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (IlZPE)


I think if anything you're underestimating their perfidy.

I mean, come on, we're talking about Diane "Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them all in" Feinstein here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:43 AM (bxiXv)

763 I obviously should have went straight to the expert.

Happy to be of assistance. Oh, and don't forget the whipped cream.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:43 AM (YrSVF)

764 755
According to weather.com the chicago area is looking at snow all day tomorrow with spikes right around rush hour. Fun, fun.


Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM

Chance of 3 to 5 inches of snow and an inch of freezing bullets

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:43 AM (mCvL4)

765 Is this tin-foil hat material, or does it sound like something that will happen?

A great many things will break badly in the time it takes them to pull that off.

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 12:43 AM (hO9ad)

766 Not impressed with Hagel, but, who is? Other than the Marxist in Chief... that being said... it really didn't matter one way or the other to the outcome of the final votehow R.Paul voted did it? I mean Hagel was gonna get voted in by the dems no matter what... so the vote where the military got f*cked was in stopping debate etc.... now, why did R.Paul vote yea? Was he thinking it would win him some karma from the media? Fools game. Was he playing the old I'll vote this way now and you Mr. Senator will vote that way on this bill I favor? I have no damn clue why.... cause it most likely won't help him in KY... and it pissed off the Tea Party and other conservatives.... are there that many libertarians out there that it was a wise move.......Paul just proved that he can argue one wayand then turn around and vote another the next damn second...welcome to charges of being a flip flopper Mr. Paul-the media will have a field day with that if you run against Historic first female President Hillary...Paul would have been better abstaining on the final vote than voting yea...or *horrors* voting no, you know, cause Hagel is a total f*cking idiot....foolish move and it will cost Paul... conservatives have long memories (cause they f*cking pay attention to what goes on)and won't forget this bonehead move.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 27, 2013 12:44 AM (4DD4V)

767 Is this tin-foil hat material, or does it sound like something that will happen?


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (IlZPE)


Whatever you think about these schmucks, it's really worse.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:45 AM (kaalw)

768 Dude, paragraphs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:45 AM (bxiXv)

769 Good luck Zeera.

Hey PW what about your writing project?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:45 AM (xopQc)

770 If I ever get to California before The Burning, hitting the In-N-Out at LAX is high on the agenda.

Burgers and nerdtastic planespotting ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (jPjGw)

771 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Awesome! You are the boob queen - I mean that as a compliment

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (EAgmr)

772 768 Dude, paragraphs.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:45 AM (bxiXv)
---

Serious You Guys

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (Y5I9o)

773 "What's the best term for the female, uhm, 'chest area'?"

A portion of God's love made corporeal?

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (I88Jc)

774
OSP has inspired me. Once this thread dies out, I swear I'm gonna start editing my rough draft and be the NEXT moron author... so don't be too entertaining or I'll never get to it.
Someone please use the ban hammer so zeera can finish the book.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (+9AX9)

775 man, these lab reports are just awful
my students just can't write

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:47 AM (BBWjt)

776 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

hey, what's the sith cookie of the day?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (YrSVF)

777 Once this thread dies out, I swear I'm gonna start editing my rough draft and be the NEXT moron author

Rough strokes, what's your story about?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (jPjGw)

778 #769: Thanks for asking, Anna! It's, uh, going slowly. I do need to focus on it a little more.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (IlZPE)

779 Thanks Cheri! XO

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (YrSVF)

780 If I ever get to California before The Burning, hitting the In-N-Out at LAX is high on the agenda.

Burgers and nerdtastic planespotting ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (jPjGw)


IIRC, they have expanded to Texas in addition to Nevada and Arizona.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:49 AM (Vk2pI)

781 hi lou!here is a Nevada kitteh for youhttp://tinyurl.com/ay8y3w4
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (BBWjt)
Hi chemjeff, could not open pic, sorry, my computer is old. Wil try it on phone.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 12:49 AM (vgd4f)

782 Damn it. I only got to look at fat whitey ass on the beach in San Fran. (visiting, thank G*d not living)

Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM

The water and air on the beach in SF is so damn cold that EVERYONE turns a pale white

San Francisco is scenically the most beautiful city in America, and it's always been shall we say ... "colorful"

Once upon a time it was a great place because it was libertine, not a Marxist's wet dream

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:49 AM (mCvL4)

783 Is this tin-foil hat material, or does it sound like something that will happen?

Imma lie.

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (gqEUi)

784 Me-ow.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (QTHTd)

785 TPH, the article linked to above mentions Dallas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (xopQc)

786 my students just can't write

Impossible. Per capita education spending has never been higher. Every student must be at least Hemingway-esque.

Plus Barky assures us that every dollar spent saves $7 later on.

Somehow.

You know, magics.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (jPjGw)

787 To paraphrase Ben Franklin, "Tits are proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."

Okay, so, strictly speaking, he was talking about wine. But I think the logic still holds,and I'm pretty sure Old Ben wouldn't disagree.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (IlZPE)

788 Only missed 1 because I didn't read the Susan B Anthony answers carefully, as instructed.

Posted by: RokShox at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (8MMMw)

789 773
"What's the best term for the female, uhm, 'chest area'?"

A portion of God's love made corporeal?

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (I88Jc)


One of the features of English is that there are so many very closely-related words, so you can precisely express nuances not available in other languages. So, it probably depends on what use is being intended.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:51 AM (kaalw)

790
Whipped Cream??
I never thought....yet now that you mention....
and Cherry's.....and.......hot oil of some nose candy aroma......steam?
short white towels that show just That much..........opps

my bad........

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:51 AM (SpEuH)

791 hey, what's the sith cookie of the day?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (YrSVF)


Almond brittle. http://preview.tinyurl.com/aamalqo

Yeah, it's not *technically* a cookie, but it's awesome.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:51 AM (bxiXv)

792 Ben moved to France so he could get tits and wine.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:51 AM (QTHTd)

793 780
If I ever get to California before The Burning, hitting the In-N-Out at LAX is high on the agenda.



Burgers and nerdtastic planespotting ...



Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (jPjGw)



IIRC, they have expanded to Texas in addition to Nevada and Arizona.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:49 AM (Vk2pI)


They've got a distribution center in Dallas, which brings their total to.....two! Look for expansion to be headed that-a-way.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:52 AM (kaalw)

794 so you can precisely express nuances not available in other languages.

You wish!

Posted by: some Eskimo, sorry, Inuit, choosing the exact correct word to describe a particular type of snow. Be at February 27, 2013 12:53 AM (jPjGw)

795 I'm pretty sure Old Ben wouldn't disagree.

Didn't Ol Ben have quite the reputation with the ladies? Jack Nicholson wishes he could be that studly

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:53 AM (YrSVF)

796 Anyway. Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:53 AM (xopQc)

797 Dang, I knew that sock was way too long.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:53 AM (jPjGw)

798 Night Anna!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (7B7jB)

799 What is a local Sheriff's power to thwart a federal gun grab? Do they have any??

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (EAgmr)

800 #795: I can't speak for Jack, but I sure wouldn't mind having Ben's skill at, uh, ingratiating himself with the ladies.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (IlZPE)

801 Something to ponder... getting a concealed carry permit alerts the gov't to you being in possession of a gun. Might raising that flagnot be in a person's best interest, considering how things are shaping up? Or will the tragic boating accident really let you off the hook? Just wondering if I want to pursue that or fly under the radar.

Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (Lv9bM)

802
Oh. I just thought of one other possibility. Rand Paul was so sickened by the vote before that allowed the nominee to go forward for a confirmation vote that he said f*ck it. LIB.

Maybe Rand Paul reads this blog. Hell, he may even be on Team S.M.O.D.

I think Rands handle here at the HQ is "former republican" then again that might be that big fellas handle in Jersey.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 27, 2013 12:55 AM (4DD4V)

803 so, I need someone who knows something about chinese astrology the baziwhatever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 12:55 AM (Z9EHQ)

804 Good night, Anna!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:55 AM (IlZPE)

805 32/33 because it's been a while since I last read the Gettysburg address.

Also because the link spoiled a few answers that I got wrong in a previous attempt. (a few years ago, so I don't think it's cheating. = P)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2013 12:56 AM (7um7O)

806 A CCW only means you want the permit, not that you actually have a gun, but would be infered.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 27, 2013 12:56 AM (+9AX9)

807 Whipped Cream??
I never thought....

Whut whut whut? You never saw the gushka victory picture? wow, too bad. sucks to be you

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (YrSVF)

808 "WATCH: NJ teacher hammers gun control as first step to confiscation like 'Stalin, Hitler, Mao'"

http://tinyurl.com/b3e4hzo

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (/b8+5)

809 788 Only missed 1 because I didn't read the Susan B Anthony answers carefully, as instructed.
Posted by: RokShox at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (8MMMw)

I got 72% which made me feel pretty good, a bit drunk and a barely high school grad. Not bad, missed 6, better then the college asshole teachers!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (vgd4f)

810 Night Anna!>>

Could Y'all stop this the exclamation point looks too much like an L.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (qo244)

811 801 Something to ponder... getting a concealed carry permit alerts the gov't to you being in possession of a gun.

Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (Lv9bM)


Well, if you get killed in a restaurant robbery, it kind of doesn't matter what guns you have at home.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (bxiXv)

812 Almond brittle

mmmmmmm

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (YrSVF)

813 Oh and good night Anna.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (qo244)

814 CCW is a local county sherriff thing,


do you have a fucko for a sheriff?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (U97pt)

815 In-and-Out is in Vegas. The burger place too.

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (gqEUi)

816
803
Waz up my fellow posterdon?

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (SpEuH)

817
Fuck. Ron. Swanson.

And that cunt wife of his.

And no, this is not a complex joke.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 27, 2013 12:59 AM (mDNoF)

818 Liked the picture chemjeff, that had to be one sorry kitten.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:00 AM (vgd4f)

819 So while perusing a map of Paris, I find they still have a "Quai de Stalingrad".

WTF?

Not even the Reds, I mean, ex-Coms, call it Stalingrad anymore.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:00 AM (jPjGw)

820 In ID it is a CWL,
so brass knuckles, a mace(not the spray, but a club hooked to a chain, hooked to an iron spikey ball)

switchblade etc

you can buy brass knuckles on the interwebs....

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:01 AM (U97pt)

821 Ah yes, a bit. Just a bit disappointed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:01 AM (xjpRj)

822
807
SHIT and a double Cracker......
I do miss that Gushka....and NO I was outta the loop on that one!
I always miss the meet-ups.....always workin!

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 01:02 AM (SpEuH)

823 799 What is a local Sheriff's power to thwart a federal gun grab? Do they have any??

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (EAgmr)


http://www.countysheriffproject.org/

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:02 AM (bxiXv)

824 you can buy brass knuckles on the interwebs....

Yes

http://www.brassknucklescompany.com/CRE/

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:02 AM (qo244)

825 Waterhouse - A father's search for his runaway son. Lucky for me, my oldest son stole my car and ran away. I had to chase him to Vegas. So it's seared, SEARED in my mind. Write what you know...

Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 01:03 AM (Lv9bM)

826 Re lawyers:

Rick, a good guy and a good friend from MN-St.Paul, told me one time that his 13 year-old daughter had a sleep-over with her friends. They were playing and messing around and jumping on the bed, and she fell and broke her arm.

Two weeks later he went to a family reunion and he was talking with two lawyers. They said, "Rick, which of us do you want to represent you? Your daughter can receive a significant cash settlement. Do you want to deny that to her?"

We talked about this. I told Rick, "I fell out of a tree when I was nine years old. I broke my arm. Did my parents sue anyone for a "significant cash settlement?"

Rick: "No."

I was a little guy playing halfback when I was 14 years old when a giant middle linebacker crushed me and broke my other arm. Did my parents sue anyone for a "significant cash settlement?"

Rick: "No."

Rick's daughter received $19,000.00, payable upon completion of her first year of college.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at February 27, 2013 01:03 AM (JQuNB)

827 812 Almond brittle

mmmmmmm

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (YrSVF)


I roll my own, too.

If I ever get more almonds to Gushie you can probably scam some of those.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:03 AM (bxiXv)

828 787 To paraphrase Ben Franklin, "Tits are proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."Okay, so, strictly speaking, he was talking about wine. But I think the logic still holds,and I'm pretty sure Old Ben wouldn't disagree.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (IlZPE)


He definitely would agree with you. Best part of Assassin's Creed 3 is meeting Franklin and hearing his thoughts on taking an older woman for a lover.

Benjamin Franklin: Cougar Hunter - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JzXG-G3Asg

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2013 01:05 AM (GULKT)

829 824 you can buy brass knuckles on the interwebs....Yeshttp://www.brassknucklescompany.com/CRE/
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:02 AM (qo244)

I have a switchblade my brother gave me, I totally forgot about it in my pursewhen I went to pay a ticket, and surprise surprise, the cop at the courthouse let me take it back to my car, this was a couple years ago, probably would not happen now with king obama.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:05 AM (vgd4f)

830 uh-oh, got a plagiarist on my hands here

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)

831 799
What is a local Sheriff's power to thwart a federal gun grab? Do they have any??


Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (EAgmr)

Andy and Barney decide to head over to Floyd's for a haircut instead of confiscating guns. The Feds need the manpower of the local LEO's to carryout any of their bans.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM (Zd/NW)

832 821
Ah yes, a bit. Just a bit disappointed.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:01 AM (xjpRj)


Looked like a nice show -- are you actually in Knoxville?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM (kaalw)

833 my students just can't write

Impossible. Per capita education spending has never been higher. Every student must be at least Hemingway-esque.


See, it's unpossible!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2013 01:07 AM (mCvL4)

834 LOL. I knew one minute into this video this chick would eventually turn it racial. Blacks are the most racist group in America.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c26_1361905519

Posted by: Shonuff at February 27, 2013 01:07 AM (jo0fs)

835 If I ever get more almonds to Gushie you can probably scam some of those

Woo Hoo!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:07 AM (YrSVF)

836 #801: As it stands right now, only your local and state authorities will know if you have a CCW permit. I'm sure that will change at some point.

My recommendation... pick a friend you can trust. Give him a key to your home, and tell him on the sly that if anything happens to you, you want him to have your guns.

Or make some sort of equivalent plan, like telling your spouse to gather them up and bring them to someone before probate law kicks in.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (IlZPE)

837 seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

838 Andy and Barney decide to head over to Floyd's
for a haircut instead of confiscating guns. The Feds need the manpower
of the local LEO's to carryout any of their bans.


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM

Depends on how much Fed $$$ Andy and Barney either covet or depend on

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (mCvL4)

839 http://www.countysheriffproject.org/

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

This is great - thank you! What's even better is that MY Sheriff is on this list! Mesa County Colorado! These men and women are awesome and truly take their oaths to heart.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:09 AM (EAgmr)

840 837
seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM

Stars say we should be ok, but they're pretty sure you're fucked

Posted by: Chinese Astrologer at February 27, 2013 01:09 AM (mCvL4)

841 837 seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

What year were you born, I can at least tell you your sign

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:09 AM (vgd4f)

842 837 seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)


I've never picked up a Chinese astrologist, but there's a first time for everything!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:10 AM (bxiXv)

843 837
seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)


Don't just hint -- what, precisely, do you want to know? Nobody's going to start going, "me, me, me, me, me!! Pick meeeeeee!!!!!"

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:10 AM (kaalw)

844 fucking lawyers.
yeah that is another reason that I hate snow. I am afraid that someone will slip and fall on the sidewalk outside my house. I shoveled the sidewalk but still. urgh

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:10 AM (BBWjt)

845 I thought Saps were illegal but apparently you can get them on the interwebs too.

http://www.weapons-universe.com/Personal_Defense/Leather_Billy_Clubs.shtml

829 That guy still would I bet but guys like him are becoming rare.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (qo244)

846 #828: Ben did actually advise hooking up with older ladies, so apparently the game is historically accurate on that count.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (IlZPE)

847 Shit, 20 yo cops showed up at my house a couple weeks ago bc the lady across the street call on some kids playing ding dong ditchem. Nobody needs to know nothin.

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (gqEUi)

848
Sigh......Gush
I'm going to bed.....after I drink my standard + scotch
carry on.......

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (SpEuH)

849 uh-oh, got a plagiarist on my hands here

Lovely. Get him or her a gig at the history dep't with Doris Goodwin

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (QTHTd)

850 seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?


I'm "Year of the Tiger", which only proves that this shit is a pile of crap.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (jPjGw)

851 Depends on how much Fed $$$ Andy and Barney either covet or depend on



Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (mCvL4)

Well Ainge and Barn could say they are doing the door to door, but all they are doing is doubling up on Thelma Lou and Helen Crump.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (Zd/NW)

852 Night all.

Here is "Winter's Wolves" by The Sword

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVR1IAPZriI

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (Vk2pI)

853 Chinese astrology? like their practice of the naming of years after various animals?

I guess this year is the year of the water snake

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (BBWjt)

854 2 "sidewalk closed" signs. Pedestrians Will Ambulate At Their Own Risk.

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (I88Jc)

855 This is great - thank you!

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:09 AM (EAgmr)


You are quite welcome. This is definitely a "grassroots movement."

What if they gave a confiscation and nobody turned them in?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:13 AM (bxiXv)

856
837 seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)


Sorry but I never wanted to take home the paper placemats when we eat at chinese restauraunts with them.

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM (GULKT)

857 Andy and Barney decide to head over to Floyd's for a
haircut instead of confiscating guns. The Feds need the manpower of the
local LEO's to carryout any of their bans.


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac

Love it. But don't forget after the haircut they need to go have some of Aunt Bea's famous blueberry pie and go see Gomer to fill up their cruiser.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM (EAgmr)

858 Juries don't look to punish the friend, because they say "the friend isn't paying, the insurance company is and since they're greedy and have lots of money, make them pay"

Then when their own rates go up, they bitch about greedy insurance companies

One thing lawyers don't tell you. It usually takes a few years to even get it to court, no less see the settlement $$$$

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM (mCvL4)

859 Don't just hint -- what, precisely, do you want to know? Nobody's going to start going, "me, me, me, me, me!! Pick meeeeeee!!!!!"
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:10

I need a site that is able to calculate someone's sign along with the pillars of destiny and let me know what the eff it all means.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:15 AM (Z9EHQ)

860 I was born in the year of the Honey Badger, but I don't care.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:15 AM (bxiXv)

861 Out of my cold dead hands........

Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 01:15 AM (SpEuH)

862 Say, did anyone watch Robot Combat League on Syfy? It looks to be like the movie Real Steel, but, er, real.

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (hO9ad)

863 850
seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?



I'm "Year of the Tiger", which only proves that this shit is a pile of crap.




Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (jPjGw)


Yes, but what kind? I'm a water tiger, m'self....which explains the odd fascination with twe uspsy.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (kaalw)

864 One thing lawyers don't tell you. It usually takes a few years to even get it to court, no less see the settlement $$$$

I was under the impression that the "settlement" was where the defendant gives you the cash to make it all go away, before it gets to court.

That's what TV told me, anyway

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (QTHTd)

865 Love it. But don't forget after the haircut they
need to go have some of Aunt Bea's famous blueberry pie and go see Gomer
to fill up their cruiser.


Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM

Don't go to Gomer's station on a Sunday, he's getting a haircut at Floyd's. That's kind of strange since Floyd is closed on Sundays

Posted by: Opie at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (mCvL4)

866 I am afraid that someone will slip and fall on the sidewalk outside my house

You don't own that, the city does. Don't see how anyone can sue you for snow on a public sidewalk.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (YrSVF)

867 Can I shoot a guy I don't know that slips and falls on my steps? Odds are he is gonna rob me buy force.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (qo244)

868 I got an 89 on the quiz.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (xjpRj)

869 #837: I know I was born in the year of the beefalo, as was Napoleon.

Also, I know that in a couple of countries they have a year of the cat in place of the year of the rabbit.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:17 AM (IlZPE)

870 868 I got an 89 on the quiz.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (xjpRj)

Damn it I am dumber then all ya'll

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:17 AM (vgd4f)

871 I'm "Year of the Tiger", which only proves that this shit is a pile of crap.

Posted by: Waterhouse

I do not think it means anything but I need some information on what it means.

according to the cheap quick and dirty charts, the tiger is more or less my mortal enemy and I seem to like you well enough.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:17 AM (Z9EHQ)

872 Don't go to Gomer's station on a Sunday, he's getting a haircut at Floyd's. That's kind of strange since Floyd is closed on Sundays

Posted by: Opie at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (mCvL4)


They didn't call them "Brazilians" back then...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 01:18 AM (Vk2pI)

873 Sheriffis different. Stan Hilkey is a stand up guy, Cheri. Maybe because he it elected by the locals. I was suprised how many Sheriff's from OR on on the list.

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 01:18 AM (gqEUi)

874 I was under the impression that the "settlement" was
where the defendant gives you the cash to make it all go away, before
it gets to court.

That's what TV told me, anyway


Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM

I think half the GDP of the Tampa area is people suing each other. All you see on the local stations around dinnertime is commercials for ambulance chasers


Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:18 AM (mCvL4)

875 You don't own that, the city does. Don't see how anyone can sue you for snow on a public sidewalk.>>

Most cities will fine you for not shoveling them just like not mowing the boulevard. Don't know how it works but you are responsible in the eyes of the law.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:19 AM (qo244)

876 868
I got an 89 on the quiz.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (xjpRj)


Odd, I got 31/33. Did you take a different quiz?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:19 AM (kaalw)

877 Gotta go to bed soon, I'm counting on you West Coast Morons to get this ONT over 1000

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:20 AM (mCvL4)

878 Downtown Tampa ain't gonna pay for itself!

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:20 AM (I88Jc)

879 well according to astrology.com I was born in the Year of the Rat
I guess that would explain the fleas

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:20 AM (BBWjt)

880 I was also born in the Year of the Narwhal.

It's complicated.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (bxiXv)

881 apparently there is some form or variation of chinese astrology called "bazi" which gives detailed "readings" in layman's language. I found an app which gives you some "good" readings but it is for android phones only and I do not have anything android.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (Z9EHQ)

882 866
I am afraid that someone will slip and fall on the sidewalk outside my house



You don't own that, the city does. Don't see how anyone can sue you for snow on a public sidewalk.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (YrSVF)


Sadly, this is not the case in most of California. They will maintain it in most cities, but it is officially on your deed.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (kaalw)

883 We have at least 2 IKEA stores within driving distance. The furniture is cheap, really cheap. But, not bad.

If you install their furniture in your house or apartment, it is very likely that it will not survive a move to your new house or apartment and moving companies locally will make you sign a waiver that your cheap IKEA crap will not survive attempts to move it.

That is all fine with me, but you may as well know it up front.

Posted by: navybrat at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (/lng0)

884 It's complicated.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord

heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (Z9EHQ)

885 ... the hell? The latest fairy tale movie for fairies is polling 89% at rottentomatoes?

After getting burned on both Snow White movies (shut up, don't judge me) I'm honestly shocked at this:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jack_the_giant_slayer/

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (QTHTd)

886
877 Gotta go to bed soon, I'm counting on you West Coast Morons to get this ONT over 1000
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:20 AM (mCvL4)

Trying, gonna eat some jelly beans, and talk to ,yself on the ont, can probably get it to at least 920

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (vgd4f)

887 #881: Android apps also work on PCs, don't they?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:22 AM (IlZPE)

888 Suck it RINOS got 33/33

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 27, 2013 01:23 AM (GE1+K)

889 yself=myself obviously

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:23 AM (vgd4f)

890 Maybe I should call bullshit on the Jack The Giant Slayer ratings thus far. The McGruber movie also ran up a lot of high scores by the early critics, and it came out and sucked ass.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:23 AM (QTHTd)

891 They didn't call them "Brazilians" back then...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 01:18 AM

I thought that long ago the called the "la petite scalping"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

892 Android apps also work on PCs, don't they?
Posted by: Prothonotary

do they? I pushed "download" and got nothin

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

893 Most cities will fine you for not shoveling them just like not mowing the boulevard.

Never heard about anyone getting fined out here, and there are a lot of messed up sidewalks from tree roots round these parts.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:25 AM (YrSVF)

894 Errrrgh. It has Stanley Tucci. I never could resist a Tucci flick

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:25 AM (QTHTd)

895 If you install their furniture in your house or apartment, it is very likely that it will not survive a move to your new house or apartment and moving companies locally will make you sign a waiver that your cheap IKEA crap will not survive attempts to move it.

Posted by: navybrat at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (/lng0)


My $200 Ikea couch is not only huge, it's extremely sturdy. Metal frame.

You'd have to run over it with the moving truck.

I hope they still have the model, I want another one. Comfy, too. No arms, only downside - only sometimes a downside.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:25 AM (bxiXv)

896 gone?

everyone gone?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (U97pt)

897 883
We have at least 2 IKEA stores within driving distance. The furniture is cheap, really cheap. But, not bad.

If
you install their furniture in your house or apartment, it is very
likely that it will not survive a move to your new house or apartment
and moving companies locally will make you sign a waiver that your cheap
IKEA crap will not survive attempts to move it.

That is all fine with me, but you may as well know it up front.


Posted by: navybrat at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (/lng0)


IKEA is great stuff if you don't take it seriously.

As an example, we have a "mud room" where our washer and dryer live. It used to have a plastic sink, but I used IKEA cabinets and an IKEA stainless sink to make a nice little sink area.....which didn't cost that much more than a plastic sink, and worked because I punched holes through stuff like Swiss cheese.

Their stuff is great for odd mental things like "what if I need a dining-room table with a 9" hole in the middle?"

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (kaalw)

898 887 #881: Android apps also work on PCs, don't they?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:22 AM (IlZPE)


No. You can get the Dev kit and run some things, but not things dependent on hardware.

It's a different OS based on linux, with lots of extensions unrelated to PC software.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (bxiXv)

899 just have time to say: NDH saga: I love a happy ending.

Dreams of sizzling sausage.. you guys
_zzzzzzzzz

Posted by: a mindful webworker at February 27, 2013 01:28 AM (13IVx)

900 #892: I know that MMORPG "authenticator" apps can be downloaded onto your PC. It's not recommended, because if someone hijacks your PC he can still log in on your MMORPGs, but it is something you can do.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:29 AM (IlZPE)

901 gone?

everyone gone?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YVRxAX6fwg

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:29 AM (jPjGw)

902 What if they gave a confiscation and nobody turned them in?>>

Iam an old fart there are maybe 2 in my collection the govt know about. They start collecting they'll get those 2 as a token so they leave. Most guns (well before Obama the gun salesman) had no traceability. So If they start collecting they'll miss at least 30% unless they shut down the 4th amendment which will be my signal to go holy war on them.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:29 AM (qo244)

903 896
gone?



everyone gone?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (U97pt)


Jeebus! You're only 2 minutes from the last post. Breathe into this paper bag.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:30 AM (kaalw)

904 858
Juries don't look to punish the friend, because they say "the friend
isn't paying, the insurance company is and since they're greedy and have
lots of money, make them pay"

Then when their own rates go up, they bitch about greedy insurance companies

One thing lawyers don't tell you. It usually takes a few years to even get it to court, no less see the settlement $$$$



Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM (mCvL4)

They do let them believe that they will get every penny of it, every penny. I had an employee sue me, and his lawyer had he and his wife believing that they would get every penny of the 200K. 4 years later we finally settled for 5K. Their matching Eddie Bauer Explorers probably got re-popped after the lawyer took his cut of that 5K.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:30 AM (Zd/NW)

905 Okay, real-ish, I guess. The robots seem to have pyrotechnics installed for *some* reason.

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (hO9ad)

906 Ok officially welive in a fucking stupid world, Anne Hathaway apologized for her dress, really?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (vgd4f)

907 IKEA is great stuff if you don't take it seriously.

As an example, we have a "mud room" where our washer and dryer live. It used to have a plastic sink, but I used IKEA cabinets and an IKEA stainless sink to make a nice little sink area.....which didn't cost that much more than a plastic sink, and worked because I punched holes through stuff like Swiss cheese.

Their stuff is great for odd mental things like "what if I need a dining-room table with a 9" hole in the middle?"
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (kaalw)

There's an IKEA store/behemoth-dungeon that opened recently here in the Denver area that I have not yet been to, and don't plan on going to, either. Whatever the quality or value of the things they sell, I doubt it would be worth the trouble of going there.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (7xPCu)

908
Sheriffis different. Stan Hilkey is a stand up guy, Cheri. Maybe because
he it elected by the locals. I was suprised how many Sheriff's from OR
on on the list.

Posted by: Infidel

I was too. These men and women and their deputies are on the ground level and know what the hell is going on. If I were inclined to rob, home invade, or other mayhem - I would think twice before going into any business or home in GJ.

When 16, my son and a former friend of his got arrested one night because his friend broke into a guy's truck to steal the change he saw in the front seat. My dimwit of a son did nothing to stop him and therefore was an accomplice. The truck owner heard them and came running out after calling 911. I told my son that he was lucky he wasn't shot as a lot of people here are locked, loaded and they don't take robbery of their trucks too well. My son is still working off the fines I had to pay. He only wishes he was put in jail after having to deal with a very pissed off mother.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (EAgmr)

909 Holy shit, that youtube audio sucks. WTF, Alison.

Sorry.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (jPjGw)

910
don't pee your self laughing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafkVM-jnbE&feature=player_embedded


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:32 AM (U97pt)

911 It's $230 now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:32 AM (bxiXv)

912 You're only 2 minutes from the last post. Breathe into this paper bag.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:30 AM (kaalw)


I work on dog time, so that was like 200 hours or sumptin'

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:33 AM (U97pt)

913 32/33. Wrong answer on the last question. Dang.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2013 01:33 AM (HjPtV)

914 so, this http://tinyurl.com/a6hh4gl is the app I need, it is in the google store. Am I able to run it on a windows something or other?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:33 AM (Z9EHQ)

915 I am going to say something, and you guys will attack, or not. but maybe gay men are not the best judges on how women should look!
I mean, they dont have sex with women, so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (vgd4f)

916 #902: I only own one gun, a revolver, and if the federal government manages to steal it before my corpse can preemptively give it away, well, it's not a huge loss.

That's a big part of why I feel comfortable advising people to have an escape route set up for their guns in case anything happens to them.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (IlZPE)

917 906 Ok officially welive in a fucking stupid world, Anne Hathaway apologized for her dress, really?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (vgd4f)

Why? Was it made out of bacon (a travesty!), or feathers from golden eagles killed by windmills?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (7xPCu)

918
Bebe's Boobs Destroy -

When living in western NY we had to shovel our sidewalks because if anyone hurt themselves - You the homeowner could be held liable. City sidewalks or not - if it was in front of your property line - you're it.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:35 AM (EAgmr)

919 Ikea is the McDonald's of furniture. Cheap and easy. It serves it's purpose for the young and rooms you need to fill. They fill a niche that needs to be filled.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:35 AM (qo244)

920 Gay men are cute, so their motives cannot be questioned.

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:35 AM (I88Jc)

921 Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:32 AM (U97pt)

There are some good funny videos showing up. One of the reccommended alts included "I bought a P229 Elite because the fat grips made my hips look smaller."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (bxiXv)

922 There's an IKEA store/behemoth-dungeon that
opened recently here in the Denver area that I have not yet been to, and
don't plan on going to, either. Whatever the quality or value of the
things they sell, I doubt it would be worth the trouble of going there.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (7xPCu)


Seriously, there are a lot of reasons to love IKEA, 'cause they are really, really, really cheap -- and repurposing their stuff has much less overhead than starting with plywood. It's kind of like Harbor Freight, but Harbor Freight's gig is that stuff will cost as much as the rental fee for a professional tool.....and it'll act like a professional tool......once.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (kaalw)

923 so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM

well, the only problem is straight men would not make interesting commentators because the would simply prefer y'all naked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (Z9EHQ)

924 I mean, they dont have sex with women, so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?

We gays have absolute moral authority. Because we don't make war or eat meat.

I might have fudged that last bit.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (Lxw+T)

925 well, I found out that here in my town, the city ordinance declares that clearing snow from the sidewalk is my responsibility

in fact, the ordinance says that it is my responsibility to:

Remove from any such sidewalk, curbing or guttering all ice, snow, earth or other substance that in any way obstructs or renders the sidewalk, curb and gutter dangerous, inconvenient or annoying to any person.

so if you find my sidewalk "annoying", then I guess that makes me a criminal

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (BBWjt)

926 920 Gay men are cute, so their motives cannot be questioned.
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:35 AM (I88Jc)

Huh. Ever seen Barney Frank? He's about as cute as a stab wound.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (7xPCu)

927 Cheri and Model_1066, welcome to the Denver Moron Community!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (IlZPE)

928 maybe gay men are not the best judges on how women should look!

The ones that hate wimmenz. I always liked Mizrahi's stuff, he flatters our forms.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (YrSVF)

929 915 I am going to say something, and you guys will attack, or not. but maybe gay men are not the best judges on how women should look!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (vgd4f)


...

...

I never thought they were.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:38 AM (bxiXv)

930 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafkVM-jnbEfeature=player_embedded

Now that's funny. And I don't think it's just the Crown Royal talking.

Hello, Jon Stewart! Will your "transgressive" "comedic" self dare call out your God-Emperor and his dim-witted appointees in a similar manner, for your low-info dickweed viewers to befurrow their brows over?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:38 AM (jPjGw)

931 A gift before crashing...

Link in nic

Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! at February 27, 2013 01:39 AM (eQnzo)

932 That's a big part of why I feel comfortable advising people to have an
escape route set up for their guns in case anything happens to them.>>

Ever read any history on the DDR's Stasi? They pitted neighbor against neighbor quite effectively.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:39 AM (qo244)

933 but maybe gay men are not the best judges on how women should look!
I mean, they dont have sex with women, so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (vgd4f)


eleventy!!!


wtf do men who have sex with other men, know about hot, hot wimmins?



Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:40 AM (U97pt)

934 927 Cheri and Model_1066, welcome to the Denver Moron Community!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (IlZPE)

Thanks, PW! I'm an import from the midwest, but have called Denver home since 2000.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:40 AM (7xPCu)

935 Who the fuck was that interviewer anyway, and what did he do with his testicles?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:41 AM (jPjGw)

936 Who the fuck was that interviewer anyway, and what did he do with his testicles?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:41 AM

earrings

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

937 923
so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM



well, the only problem is straight men would not make interesting commentators because the would simply prefer y'all naked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (Z9EHQ)


Looks like Y5 got it right out of the gate.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:42 AM (kaalw)

938 Why? Was it made out of bacon (a travesty!), or feathers from golden eagles killed by windmills?
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (7xPCu)

Nope. was chilly out. Goodness howprovintial hollywood has become, sheesh..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:42 AM (vgd4f)

939 #934: I was born in Indiana, myself.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:43 AM (IlZPE)

940 I'm ceasing to care about anything. Please, God, if you exist, just send the damned fire and brimstone now. I am tapping my foot in impatience.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:43 AM (xjpRj)

941 maybe gay men are not the best judges on how women should look!>>

Hell there's quite an argument here between the straight guys on how women should look.

But in the end we all make our choice on the one that will do more than just talk to us.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:43 AM (qo244)

942 Nope. was chilly out. Goodness howprovintial hollywood has become, sheesh..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:42 AM (vgd4f)

All stuffy and uptight, even...what with their cocaine binges and various sexual perversions and stuff.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:44 AM (7xPCu)

943 935 Who the fuck was that interviewer anyway, and what did he do with his testicles?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:41 AM (jPjGw)


I though Rachel Maddow just gained 30 lbs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:44 AM (bxiXv)

944
I was under the impression that the "settlement"
was where the defendant gives you the cash to make it all go away,
before it gets to court.

That's what TV told me, anyway


Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (QTHTd)


"Settlement" is what the insurance company figures what it will cost in fees for their attorneys to defend the case.
The ambulance chaser wants to flood that attorney with paperwork to try to push up the cost estimate, then feign ignorance at the insurance company's requests for documents during discovery. They always make their first settlement offer around the time they make their requests for discovery.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:44 AM (Zd/NW)

945 I mean, they dont have sex with women, so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?

Posted by: lou's a girl

Hi LAG - I've always believed that gay designers design clothes with young men in mind. That is why you see reed thin female models that more closely resemble young men than actual women. Just my thought.

Anne Hathaway apologizing for her dress? She also cried at the post-Oscar interview about trying to design her acceptance speech so that she would seem more likeable to people. This beautiful woman has some serious low self esteem IMO.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (EAgmr)

946 BUY A SHOTGUN!

http://youtu.be/A_o3YsUVAyQ

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (bxiXv)

947 wtf do men who have sex with other men, know about hot, hot wimmins?
>>

Have you missed spot the tranny?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (qo244)

948 #941: What I look for in a relationship, more than anything else, is a woman who sees me as relationship material.

That... could be why I'm still single.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (IlZPE)

949 928 maybe gay men are not the best judges on how women should look! The ones that hate wimmenz. I always liked Mizrahi's stuff, he flatters our forms.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (YrSVF)

Yep, these girls in hollywood are too skinny, too much botox, and I am sorry, but I have seen way to many really pretty girls get plastic surgery they so dont need, and starve themselves. And these girls are in their 20's. They look old, and bronzed.
I would so not fit in..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (vgd4f)

950 I may be an outlier. Only pron with obvious signs of female orgasm interest me. Lip biting, right?

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (I88Jc)

951 I though Rachel Maddow just gained 30 lbs.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:44 AM (bxiXv)

That sounds like something you'd see on safari.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (7xPCu)

952 This beautiful woman has some serious low self esteem IMO.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (EAgmr)


...

...

...

Excuse me, I gotta make some phone calls...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (bxiXv)

953 A must have for weather nuts

http://tinyurl.com/nvmse

Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (Lv9bM)

954 well, the only problem is straight men would not make interesting commentators because the would simply prefer y'all naked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (Z9EHQ)


I got diversity! a bikini is ok too!!!!!

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (U97pt)

955
Depends on how much Fed $$$ Andy and Barney either covet or depend on

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (mCvL4)


Some police refer to it as "collars for dollars."

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 27, 2013 01:48 AM (tOkJB)

956 Posted by: model_1066


Any luck on USPSA?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:49 AM (U97pt)

957 Yep, these girls in hollywood are too skinny, too much botox, and I am sorry, but I have seen way to many really pretty girls get plastic surgery they so dont need, and starve themselves. And these girls are in their 20's. They look old, and bronzed.
I would so not fit in..
Posted by: lou's

skinny girls are for guys with low self esteem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:50 AM (Z9EHQ)

958
Hi LAG - I've always believed that gay designers
design clothes with young men in mind. That is why you see reed thin
female models that more closely resemble young men than actual women.
Just my thought.

Anne Hathaway apologizing for her dress? She
also cried at the post-Oscar interview about trying to design her
acceptance speech so that she would seem more likeable to people. This
beautiful woman has some serious low self esteem IMO.


Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (EAgmr)

Hayden Panattiere hardest hit.
Literally and figuratively.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (Zd/NW)

959 One of the commenters on YT said the video failed to make the case for Biden's "ineptitude."

Dude, if you need that case to be made at this point, all I have to say is "Welcome to Earth and I hope you enjoy your stay."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (bxiXv)

960 I got diversity! a bikini is ok too!!!!!
Posted by: Jake

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (Z9EHQ)

961 #949: Remember Nikki Cox? She ruined her looks with too much plastic surgery.

So did Tara Reid, but she's since sort of recovered by sculpting herself into the Playboy ideal of a mostly artificial cookie-cutter blonde bombshell.

Bums me out, as I thought both actresses were gorgeous before they destroyed their natural beauty.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (IlZPE)

962 I may be an outlier. Only pron with obvious signs of female orgasm interest me. Lip biting, right?

Here we go...

Posted by: bastard son of the 1400 thread at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (hO9ad)

963 956 Posted by: model_1066


Any luck on USPSA?
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:49 AM (U97pt)

I have been doing more research, but first I have to finish my house remodel and um...procure employment so I have $ for ammo. But I figure my Springfield 1911 will be the choice for USPSA.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (7xPCu)

964 Hey, I like women in clothes as well!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:52 AM (bxiXv)

965 I thought Rachel Maddow just gained 30 lbs.

Being a morally superior gay man, I am nevertheless uncertain about judging a guy like Maddow. He looks a bit like a woman but it's tough to call. If he were a woman I could pass judgment easily. I'd say she needed a shave.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 01:52 AM (Lxw+T)

966 Anne Hathaway apologizing for her dress? She also cried at the post-Oscar interview about trying to design her acceptance speech so that she would seem more likeable to people. This beautiful woman has some serious low self esteem IMO.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (EAgmr)

She grew up in hollywood

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:52 AM (vgd4f)

967 I may be an outlier. Only pron with obvious signs of female orgasm interest me

you mean simply proclaiming an orgasm is not enough?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

968 Rachel Maddow was better in the first Harry Potter movie, I think.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (bxiXv)

969 Biden's advice to just go firing some rounds off into the neighborhood sounds pretty socially responsible.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (jPjGw)

970 Cheri and Model_1066, welcome to the Denver Moron Community!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (IlZPE)


Thanks PW - although I'm on the western slope. We have been talking about having a moron meet-up when the weather gets warmer. There are quite a few CO rons and ettes here.


Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (EAgmr)

971 961
#949: Remember Nikki Cox? She ruined her looks with too much plastic surgery.

So
did Tara Reid, but she's since sort of recovered by sculpting herself
into the Playboy ideal of a mostly artificial cookie-cutter blonde
bombshell.

Bums me out, as I thought both actresses were gorgeous before they destroyed their natural beauty.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (IlZPE)

I thought coke and booze is what roughed up Tara Reid.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (Zd/NW)

972 100% on civic literacy. Yay me. I actually knowa littlehigh school level history.
If you complete the test check out
the link
at the end comparing scores of
people who haven't held elective office to those who have. Guess who consistently
scored substantially lower. An example:
•Seventy-nine percent of those who
have been elected to government office do not know the Bill of Rights expressly
prohibits establishing an official religion for the U.S.Holy cow. (Wait, I shouldn't give them any ideas.)

Posted by: Alec Rawls at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (kTTUz)

973 Hey, I like women in clothes as well!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

well, I do like it if my pizza arrives in a box - adds a little mystery and anticipation, but then I like to leave the box on the floor and get to work.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:54 AM (Z9EHQ)

974 #971: I remember a terrible boob-job, and it being exposed in a red carpet stumble, being what killed Reid's career.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:55 AM (IlZPE)

975 968 Rachel Maddow was better in the first Harry Potter movie, I think.

I always confuse Maddow with Robbie Coltrane.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 01:56 AM (Lxw+T)

976 Rachel Maddow was better in the first Harry Potter movie, I think.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

it is the plastic surgery ting all over again - she was more interesting with the lightning scar on her forehead.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

977 Business opportunity: Choose-your-own-ending pron.

Thank you, Scholastic Publishing!

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:56 AM (I88Jc)

978 The problem with feminism is you fight against each other like republicans do, so you give away your power. You really have the upper hand but many on your side who are passing it out to the Free Lay Army takes it away. I can't think of the RINO acronym for it but just don't listen to those that are tearing you down on body image.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:57 AM (qo244)

979 Business opportunity: Choose-your-own-ending pron.

Thank you, Scholastic Publishing!
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:56 AM

if you choose option a you get to forego an orgasm and simply fall asleep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

980 Word association!

Tara Reid - "Newfoundland".

Pretty sure she's banned from eastern Canada for life

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (QTHTd)

981 974
#971: I remember a terrible boob-job, and it being exposed in a red carpet stumble, being what killed Reid's career.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:55 AM (IlZPE)

I remember the bad boob job, but I thought she pretty much barfed all over everyone in Hollywood.
She was the Hayden Panattiere of the late 90's early 2000's. She got passed around more than the football in an Oregon/WVU game.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (Zd/NW)

982 Nikki Cox? Trout pout.
I know you guys probably dont remember Pamela Anderson before all the surgery, but she was so beautiful.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:59 AM (vgd4f)

983 skinny girls are for guys with low self esteem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:50 AM


Or, small crawlspaces.

Posted by: otho at February 27, 2013 02:00 AM (yBF/9)

984 But I figure my Springfield 1911 will be the choice for USPSA.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (7xPCu)


fine choice!

get a decent holster and belt, some mag carriers and with a 1911 probably 5 mags

and you should be good to go

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:00 AM (U97pt)

985 I thought coke and booze is what roughed up Tara Reid.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (Zd/NW)


Are you sure she didn't date Chris Brown?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (bxiXv)

986 980 Word association!

Tara Reid - "Newfoundland".

Pretty sure she's banned from eastern Canada for life
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (QTHTd)

Also banned from the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (7xPCu)

987 OK, so what's the deal with Tara Reid? All I know is she was a beeyotch in American Pie, and a sultry seductress on a few episodes of Scrubs.

JD, you effeminate git, how'd you ever score that?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (jPjGw)

988 BUY A SHOTGUN!

http://youtu.be/A_o3YsUVAyQ
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (bxiXv)

that is interesting!

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (U97pt)

989 #981: I remember Lindsay Lohan doing that. When some friends of mine were talking about a rumor that Lohan might be appearing in Playboy, I asked, "What's the point? Anyone who really wants to see her naked has already fucked her."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (IlZPE)

990 "...as long as conservatives fight conservatives, you will be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel."

I haven't been called "barbarous" in... like... forever You Guys!

/flex

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (x3YFz)

991 Also banned from the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:01

doping?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

992 #982: She sure was! It's a shame, isn't it?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (IlZPE)

993 Tara Reid f'ed up her stomach with plastic surgery as well. She wears a bikini on the beach for all of the photogs to show the world what a quack of a plastic surgeon she has.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (EAgmr)

994 get a decent holster and belt, some mag carriers and with a 1911 probably 5 mags

and you should be good to go
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:00 AM (U97pt)

I do need some more mags for my 1911...it only came with two, and it's a single stacker. I also have a Smith n Wesson 10mm semiauto, but even finding ammo for that thing is next to impossible, and never cheap.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:03 AM (7xPCu)

995 980 Word association!



Tara Reid - "Newfoundland".



Pretty sure she's banned from eastern Canada for life

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (QTHTd)



Also banned from the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (7xPCu)

silly newfies

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:03 AM (x3YFz)

996 3-d?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 02:04 AM (QTHTd)

997
"I do need some more mags for my 1911...it only came with two, and
it's a single stacker. I also have a Smith n Wesson 10mm semiauto, but
even finding ammo for that thing is next to impossible, and never cheap."

10mm? Guess you missed that memo from 1993. Sell it and get something you can buy ammo for.

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:05 AM (x3YFz)

998 Also banned from the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.

I think they banned Sarah Jessica Parker from the Kentucky Derby. She refused to let the farrier nail the Manolo Blahniks to her feet.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:05 AM (Lxw+T)

999 991 Also banned from the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:01

doping?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

Nah, she just couldn't stop sniffing crotches and shitting all over the place.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:05 AM (7xPCu)

1000 One of the commenters on YT said the video failed to make the case for Biden's "ineptitude."


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (bxiXv)


Danger!
never read You Tube comments, those people are worse than stoopid



Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:06 AM (U97pt)

1001 Lou's -- the thing is, Y chromosomes are programmed to react to classes of odd curvatures mathematically -- see http://tinyurl.com/3pnqxxd [and, even better, follow the links] -- but from there it's imprinting a la Konrad Lorenz.



Now, the interesting thing is that this imprinting leaves evidence behind. To start with, most people find the people they grew up with to be sexually attractive. So if you were of Chinese extraction growing up in Brussels, you'd likely be fapping to Euro-porn. But there's also seriously strong imprinting from your first/last sexual experience.....so if your cherry got popped with a transplanted Algerian in Paris and have been living with a woman from Singapore for five years, you could be fantasizing about all sorts of women.




Being a guy, I'm trapped in this sort of whirlwind myself -- but it's quite amusing when you notice someone go "she's so beautiful" about someone who was "meh" before he banged someone who looked like her.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:06 AM (kaalw)

1002 Yay, we're over 1000 comments!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:07 AM (IlZPE)

1003 Anyone who really wants to see her naked has already fucked her.

Well, not everyone.

Assuming modern science can resurrect her Mean Girls state.

I fear I've said too much.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 02:07 AM (jPjGw)

1004 Well that was a surprise. Once they got past all the reality show human interest bullshit, the fight in Robot Combat League was actually pretty satisfying.

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 02:08 AM (hO9ad)

1005 never read You Tube comments, those people are worse than stoopid

Fun fact about Youtube: every time I have commented on a video on there, the response has been variations on the theme of "fuck you" in D-minor.

That Hector / Former Republican troll we get is actually the high end of intelligence from a Youtube standpoint.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 02:08 AM (QTHTd)

1006 I told you assholes I could get us here!! Tee hee 1007 here I go!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:09 AM (vgd4f)

1007 10mm? Guess you missed that memo from 1993. Sell it and get something you can buy ammo for.

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:05 AM (x3YFz)

I'm sure I did miss that memo...I bought it in 1996, and the guy I bought it from wishes he had it back, as I guess it's kind of a collector's item. I bought it for $300, with a nice leather holster and 4 clips. I estimate it's worth about $800 now.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:09 AM (7xPCu)

1008 You guys suck, could not let me get 1007. Thanks alot

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:10 AM (vgd4f)

1009 "most people find the people they grew up with to be sexually attractive."

I had 17 separate replies to this, the first of which was wittier than the next, but they all collided at once. All I could come up with is "if it's alive it's a 5"

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:11 AM (x3YFz)

1010 Fun fact about Youtube: every time I have commented on a video on there, the response has been variations on the theme of "fuck you" in D-minor.

Doesnt that happen on the ont everynight?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:11 AM (vgd4f)

1011 1008 You guys suck, could not let me get 1007. Thanks alot
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:10 AM (vgd4f)

Is there a numerological angle to that particular number? If I could give it back, I would.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:12 AM (7xPCu)

1012 YouTube comments... You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at February 27, 2013 02:13 AM (IlZPE)

1013 1011 1008 You guys suck, could not let me get 1007. Thanks alot Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:10 AM (vgd4f) Is there a numerological angle to that particular number? If I could give it back, I would.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:12 AM (7xPCu)

Nope, just fuckin with ya.

cockapoos, discuss, best dogs ever!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (vgd4f)

1014 1009
"most people find the people they grew up with to be sexually attractive."

I
had 17 separate replies to this, the first of which was wittier than
the next, but they all collided at once. All I could come up with is "if
it's alive it's a 5"


Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:11 AM (x3YFz)


"If it'll mate, it's an 8"?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (kaalw)

1015 1012
YouTube comments... You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy except in the Democrat party and their voter base.


Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at February 27, 2013 02:13 AM (IlZPE)

FIFY

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (+OTLF)

1016 1012 YouTube comments... You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at February 27, 2013 02:13 AM (IlZPE)

I know...it's like high school meets Beavis and Butthead, but less memorable.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (7xPCu)

1017 All I could come up with is "if it's alive it's a 5"

Many men will gladly hit below a five, so Go Necrophilia!

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (Lxw+T)

1018 I've commented on precisely one YouTube video, an advanced state of inebriation being a requirement to lower myself to that level.

I think I relentlessly mocked Bob Costas.

I've never had the semi-sober courage to go back and check.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (jPjGw)

1019 "If it'll mate, it's an 8"?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (kaalw)

ok, I laughed

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (vgd4f)

1020 I'm sure I did miss that memo...I bought it in 1996,
and the guy I bought it from wishes he had it back, as I guess it's
kind of a collector's item. I bought it for $300, with a nice leather
holster and 4 clips. I estimate it's worth about $800 now.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:09 AM (7xPCu)

Probably! I have a Makarov and exactly 1 box of ammo for it. Worst pistol ever, but it's not a knock-off: it's Russian issue (like that means anything) versus Chinese. Keep it around for old time's sake.I carry various, weather and dress permitting:- HK P2000 (.40)- Para Ordnance Nighthawg (.45)- Glock 30 (.45)- Sig P229 (.40)and if I'm feeling frisky I'll carry my .44 spcl as a backup.

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (x3YFz)

1021 I also have a Smith n Wesson 10mm semiauto, but even finding ammo for that thing is next to impossible, and never cheap.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:03 AM (7xPCu)


My local Sportsman's Warehouse had like 100 boxes of it in the other day.

For a while during the last buying panic I had problems finding it locally, but never online.

I don't know what the fuss is, most ammo companies make 10mm loads. Wal Mart doesn't carry it, but it's not like it's .455 Webley or something.

It does still cost more, which is why I reload.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:17 AM (bxiXv)

1022 1019
"If it'll mate, it's an 8"?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (kaalw)



ok, I laughed

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (vgd4f)


*bows*

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:18 AM (kaalw)

1023 On the other hand, if you want to get rid of your 10mm Smith, 10mm is TOTALLY rare and you'll never see any in stores again, I'll give you $100 for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:18 AM (bxiXv)

1024 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (IlZPE)

1025 Posting comments on YouTube is like masturbating in a knothole. It's weird, painful, and people have no idea why you're doing it.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (Lxw+T)

1026 OMG this bitch/murderer on snapped justsaid, "it fell on the ground when I ran it over with my car, how do you get murder out of that"

Holy shit, it is like that movie idiocracy, sadly hopingI spelledidiocracy right.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (vgd4f)

1027
"If it'll mate, it's an 8"?


Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (kaalw)
A stateside dark alley "2" is a Kabul "8"

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (x3YFz)

1028 1008 You guys suck, could not let me get 1007. Thanks alot
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:10 AM (vgd4f)


I think you need more sugar.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:20 AM (bxiXv)

1029 Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:09 AM (7xPCu)

Probably! I have a Makarov and exactly 1 box of ammo for it. Worst pistol ever, but it's not a knock-off: it's Russian issue (like that means anything) versus Chinese. Keep it around for old time's sake.I carry various, weather and dress permitting:- HK P2000 (.40)- Para Ordnance Nighthawg (.45)- Glock 30 (.45)- Sig P229 (.40)and if I'm feeling frisky I'll carry my .44 spcl as a backup.
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (x3YFz)


Nice! My fave pistolero is my Ruger GP-100 .357 mag, stainless steel with a 6" barrel. If you want to know what my SW 10mm looks like in a google image search, it's (get this!) a model 1066.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:20 AM (7xPCu)

1030 I think you need more sugar.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:20 AM (bxiXv)

Just ate a handful of peanut butter m m's. Missing the and symbol!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:23 AM (vgd4f)

1031 M&Ms?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:23 AM (bxiXv)

1032 Nice! My fave pistolero is my Ruger GP-100 .357 mag,
stainless steel with a 6" barrel. If you want to know what my SW 10mm
looks like in a google image search, it's (get this!) a model 1066.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:20 AM (7xPCu)


that 6" barrel has to be a bitch to conceal. (incoming jokes). But seriously You Guys... my nighthawg is the easiest to sneak past the hippies: http://tinyurl.com/a8kkcyk

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:25 AM (x3YFz)

1033
1024 Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (IlZPE)

Get your sorry ass out of bed.

Yep merovign, gonna try it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:26 AM (vgd4f)

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:26 AM (vgd4f)

1035 why can't peanut mms be the same shape as plain? they're like the misshapen testicle of Mars candies.

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 02:27 AM (I88Jc)

1036 that 6" barrel has to be a bitch to conceal. (incoming jokes). But seriously You Guys... my nighthawg is the easiest to sneak past the hippies: http://tinyurl.com/a8kkcyk
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:25 AM (x3YFz)

That's the kind of iron you strap to your hip and strut around with. It's about as concealable as a beached whale.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:27 AM (7xPCu)

1037 10mm is the heat if you reload

ammo off the shelf is expensive

1066, get a few more mags for the 1911 and jump in the game of USPSA

There are plenty of clubs in CO. Try each that is near you and have some fun

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:28 AM (U97pt)

1038 Yep merovign, gonna try it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:26 AM (vgd4f)


Nothing more fun that a lady that's wired for sound!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:28 AM (bxiXv)

1039 1035 why can't peanut mms be the same shape as plain? they're like the misshapen testicle of Mars candies.


Scrote-M's?

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:28 AM (Lxw+T)

1040 Ok this girl on snappedsaid he did not die by her hand,, nope, the tires on your car did him in, dumbass...!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:29 AM (vgd4f)

1041 "If it'll mate, it's an 8"?
------

If she'll spread her legs for Jesus, I'll quote the Sermon on the Mount.

Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2013 02:30 AM (CPKp2)

1042 I'm in CO. El Paso Cy.

Hit SHOT show in Vegas in Jan, thought I'd died and gone to heaven: Vegas + guns + beer = kill me now I'm cool with it.

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:30 AM (x3YFz)

1043 The best thing about 10mm auto is having a ported gun and loading with Blue Dot powder and having everyone else at the range doing the Prairie Dog thing trying to figure out WTF that geyser of flame was.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:31 AM (bxiXv)

1044 the tires on your car did him in, dumbass...!!

Drivers don't kill people, steel belted radials do.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:31 AM (Lxw+T)

1045 Is that the CI channel on cable?

Posted by: otho at February 27, 2013 02:31 AM (yBF/9)

1046 1035
why can't peanut mms be the same shape as plain? they're like the misshapen testicle of Mars candies.


Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 02:27 AM (I88Jc)


Errrrrr.....'cause peanuts are like the misshapen testicle of legumes?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:32 AM (kaalw)

1047 1037 10mm is the heat if you reload

ammo off the shelf is expensive

1066, get a few more mags for the 1911 and jump in the game of USPSA

There are plenty of clubs in CO. Try each that is near you and have some fun
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:28 AM (U97pt)

Reloading is my next hobby, I'm thinking...at least that's what I've been telling myself while collecting and storing my brass for the last 5 years. I've managed to sock away about 1500 rounds worth of .45ACP, .357mag and 10mm. With ammo low in supply and approaching insanely expensive, it seems like a wise thing to do.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (7xPCu)

1048 I've seen this load in action, you can see the fireball in daylight. It beats the shit out of Safety Officers at IDPA/USPSA matches



Whatever brass (I mostly use Starline)
Whatever LP primer
10.0 grains Blue Dot
180 gr PowerBond FP
1.25" COL


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (U97pt)

1049 Errrrrr.....'cause peanuts are like the misshapen testicle of legumes?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:32 AM (kaalw)

But peanut butter mm's are part of my last meal if I am on death row, which is probably coming soon with obama in the wh, ta dum dum..

Sorry guys/other gal, I am drunk and disorderly tonite, wtf!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:36 AM (vgd4f)

1050 it seems like a wise thing to do.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (7xPCu)

reloading is simple if you don't have young kids who want to be involved

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:37 AM (U97pt)

1051 With ammo low in supply and approaching insanely expensive, it seems like a wise thing to do.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (7xPCu)


Zero your rifles, buy dry fire rounds for your pistols and train on those. Met this guy at SHOT:

http://tinyurl.com/aqy9bmc
Not for the individual, but good stuff for a Glock/AR loadout.

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:37 AM (x3YFz)

1052 Anyone near Winston/Salem? Coming down to play Tanglewood this week and I'd like a heads up on how miserable I'm going to be.

How long does it take to get to 50 degrees? 10? Noon? Never?

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 27, 2013 02:38 AM (WX8/m)

1053 Loved the shirt in Happy Gilmore, which by the way was a Adam Sandler movie.
"guns dont kill people, I do"
Think it was a bond bad guy!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:38 AM (vgd4f)

1054 good night all

Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 02:39 AM (BBWjt)

1055 Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (U97pt)

Everyone I've gone shooting with, when they watch the 10mm blaze away they comment on the ball of fire coming out of the muzzle. And how unbelievably loud that fucker is. Its bark matches its bite, as it were.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:39 AM (7xPCu)

1056 turl didn't work so here: http://nextleveltraining.com/

Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:40 AM (x3YFz)

1057 Think it was a bond bad guy!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:38 AM (vgd4f)

Don't think it was the dude who played 'Jaws' in Bond movies. I could be wrong.

"And you can count...on me, waiting for you in the parking lot!" Great line.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:40 AM (7xPCu)

1058 Game over!


gotta go


stay safe peeps!

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:41 AM (U97pt)

1059 Think it was a bond bad guy!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:38 AM (vgd4f)

Shit, you're right! I looked it up. His name is Richard Keil.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:43 AM (7xPCu)

1060 Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (U97pt)

I usually run the Accurate #9 or 800x, I have more of the former and it's easier to work with.

13.5 to 15.9 AA 9 depending on bullet weight and medium vs. fast loads.

Usually 9.5-10 grains of 800x, the cool thing is it tends to run low pressures for the same velocity. Also uses less powder, save pennies.

I use what bullets I can these days, can be hard to get proper load data so you end up loading a little long.

Magnum vs standard primers depends on the powder. It will increase pressure to use magnums.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:43 AM (bxiXv)

1061 Dude is 7'2". Big, scary mofo.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:44 AM (7xPCu)

1062 Some guy showed up on an episode of Hotel Impossible in Alaska, to scare off a bear from the lodge. He was carrying what looked like a SW 500. I don't know how you can fire that thing without breaking your hands.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:44 AM (Lxw+T)

1063 So if it's my sidewalk I can dig it up?

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2013 02:45 AM (VtU/3)

1064 "And you can count...on me, waiting for you in the parking lot!" Great line.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:40 AM (7xPCu)

model, Thank You, aos commentors hate Adam Sandler movies. Yeah, some suck, but Happy Gilmore was funny!
Ben Stiller was a prick in the movie, but he stole a lot of scenes if you ask me, and Bob Barker, the homeless guy, Kevin Nealen, yeah, it was funny.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:45 AM (vgd4f)

1065 1062 Some guy showed up on an episode of Hotel Impossible in Alaska, to scare off a bear from the lodge. He was carrying what looked like a SW 500. I don't know how you can fire that thing without breaking your hands.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:44 AM (Lxw+T)

If I had a choice, I'd take the broken wrist over being a grizzly appetizer.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:46 AM (7xPCu)

1066 I'll never forget the looks on the faces of Jaws and his girlfriend when they first met.

Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 02:46 AM (I88Jc)

1067 model, Thank You, aos commentors hate Adam Sandler movies. Yeah, some suck, but Happy Gilmore was funny!
Ben Stiller was a prick in the movie, but he stole a lot of scenes if you ask me, and Bob Barker, the homeless guy, Kevin Nealen, yeah, it was funny.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:45 AM (vgd4f)

I love that movie! I like Lee Trevino's line "Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!"

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:48 AM (7xPCu)

1068 If I had a choice, I'd take the broken wrist over being a grizzly appetizer.

You could pierce three grizzlies with that thing.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:49 AM (Lxw+T)

1069 "Well I'm not Doug!

I saw two big fat bikers in the woods having sex by the 14th green. How am I supposed to chip with that going on?"

The only other golf movie that might be close to Happy Gilmore is Caddies with Huge Jugs are Naughty

Not sure who the director was.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 27, 2013 02:52 AM (WX8/m)

1070 You could pierce three grizzlies with that thing.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:49 AM (Lxw+T)

I'd also assume that if you had to use it in that situation, you couldn't say "Excuse me, Mr. Bear...I have to put on some hearing protection." I bet you'd lose half your hearing firing that thing a few times without earplugs.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:53 AM (7xPCu)

1071 If you need a 500 S&W, you should probably have a rifle.

I don't think many have broken their hands on a 500, though, but it stings.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:54 AM (bxiXv)

1072 http://tinyurl.com/am4gr93

Some washington yappy yap about Obama going to Iran in a Nixon goes to china move.

I think its a fabulous Idea.

I can see it now...he goes, they take him as a hostage...and throw a burka over that ugly bitch of a wife of his. WIN WIN.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 02:55 AM (+OTLF)

1073 1063
So if it's my sidewalk I can dig it up?

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2013 02:45 AM (VtU/3)


Typically, it's yours but it has an "easement", which is a continuing obligation to do (or allow) something.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:55 AM (kaalw)

1074 on his way there he can do a fly over look out the window on Israel...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 02:55 AM (+OTLF)

1075 There is just something wonderfully excessive about a revolver that chambers a .50 caliber round.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Lxw+T)

1076 Shooter Mcgavin "I eat pieces of shit like youfor breakfast"

Happy Gilmore "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast"


Night all

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:59 AM (vgd4f)

1077 I don't know exactly what Obama's end game on the whole ME thing is. I know it looks bad to us because we don't share whatever values he has that he constantly lies about (if he even knows what they are anymore).

He sure instinctively leans one way, you can see that.

He has something in mind, whether it's petulance or some plan who the Hell knows. He lets Brennan run wild, but that could just be shit-stirring.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:59 AM (bxiXv)

1078 I can see it now...he goes, they take him as a hostage...and throw a burka over that ugly bitch of a wife of his. WIN WIN.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 02:55 AM (+OTLF)

I'm betting the FSA could possibly scrape up $5.49 for ransom. And they'd probably get a custom made lead lined burka for the Wookie to keep the hatred in.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:01 AM (7xPCu)

1079 1075 There is just something wonderfully excessive about a revolver that chambers a .50 caliber round.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Lxw+T)


The .50 AE has been around a while, usually autos but I think Freedom Arms made a revolver.

Heck, you can get a .50 GI auto now, but it's a pussycat, significantly less powerful than a full-house 10mm (heavier bullet, though).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:02 AM (bxiXv)

1080 1075 There is just something wonderfully excessive about a revolver that chambers a .50 caliber round.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Lxw+T)

Check out the Desert Eagle semiauto that shoots the .50AE...they even make it with a polished gold finish!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:03 AM (7xPCu)

1081 1080 1075 There is just something wonderfully excessive about a revolver that chambers a .50 caliber round.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Lxw+T)

Check out the Desert Eagle semiauto that shoots the .50AE...they even make it with a polished gold finish!
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:03 AM (7xPCu)

Oh yeah...they're about two grand.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:04 AM (7xPCu)

1082 1077
I don't know exactly what Obama's end game on the whole ME thing is. I
know it looks bad to us because we don't share whatever values he has
that he constantly lies about (if he even knows what they are anymore).



He sure instinctively leans one way, you can see that.



He has something in mind, whether it's petulance or some plan who
the Hell knows. He lets Brennan run wild, but that could just be
shit-stirring.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:59 AM (bxiXv)



He has nothing in mind, besides milking the moment,. His backers, OTOH....



It's only a win if we don't get him back. Otherwise, it's just paying to be as screwed as we are.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 03:04 AM (kaalw)

1083 Holy crap, that .50 AE looks like serious business.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 03:07 AM (Lxw+T)

1084 You know, I really wish Obama was what the LIVs think he is.

I sometimes almost think I'll wake up and it will all have been some screwed up error, and then I look and he's all like "No, I won't discuss cuts, I won, you racists. Oh, and I won't answer questions, and I just released a bunch of criminals to scare the proles, fuck you."

It's like Urkel got a knock on his head and thinks he's Putin.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:07 AM (bxiXv)

1085 1084 You know, I really wish Obama was what the LIVs think he is.

Then he would be relatively harmless. Too bad he doesn't spend all of his presidency on the golf course. Or high.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 03:10 AM (Lxw+T)

1086 1084
You know, I really wish Obama was what the LIVs think he is.



I sometimes almost think I'll wake up and it will all have been some
screwed up error, and then I look and he's all like "No, I won't
discuss cuts, I won, you racists. Oh, and I won't answer questions, and I
just released a bunch of criminals to scare the proles, fuck you."



It's like Urkel got a knock on his head and thinks he's Putin.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:07 AM (bxiXv)


He behaves as if he were smart as the evil shit Soros -- and probably believes it because ValJar constantly says he is -- but he isn't within two orders of magnitude because he doesn't even realize that ValJar cashes Soros' paychecks.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 03:11 AM (kaalw)

1087 Then he would be relatively harmless. Too bad he doesn't spend all of his presidency on the golf course. Or high.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 03:10 AM (Lxw+T)


Free greens fees, free ESPN, and free pot for life for Obama, in the form of a bill in Congress, might save us all!

Ehh, probably not.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:13 AM (bxiXv)

1088


For those who insist on a large caliber revolver:

http://www.vincelewis.net/60magnum.html

All else is medium or small caliber.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 27, 2013 03:15 AM (tVsj5)

1089 Here's an old guy shooting the Desert Eagle .44mag at a steel plate...from 230 yards! He hits 4 out of 5, but obviously thinks it's big, heavy and ugly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1xj_3RvP2E

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:16 AM (7xPCu)

1090 sorry, that was 4 or 5 out of 8 shots. but still, 230 yards!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:19 AM (7xPCu)

1091 1084
You know, I really wish Obama was what the LIVs think he is.



I sometimes almost think I'll wake up and it will all have been some
screwed up error, and then I look and he's all like "No, I won't
discuss cuts, I won, you racists. Oh, and I won't answer questions, and I
just released a bunch of criminals to scare the proles, fuck you."



It's like Urkel got a knock on his head and thinks he's Putin.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:07 AM (bxiXv)



You forgot the "and I want to take your weapons away so that releasing criminals is even scarier" part.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 03:19 AM (kaalw)

1092 Funny thing is, the 8 years following Frotus' election are great fodder for some creative screenwriter - where everything is a lie, to further "The Big Lie". And a complicit press to keep people off the scent.

Can you imagine the twists and turns?

Shame no producer would have the sack to bring it to the public.



Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 27, 2013 03:24 AM (WX8/m)

1093 I guess the Desert Eagle .44 is like Michelle Obama: huge, heavy, mean and ugly...and painful to your ears.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:24 AM (7xPCu)

1094 Years ago someone had a video of 45 shots at 250 yards, everyone said it was BS until someone else bothered to try it and did just about as well.

It's like artillery, but it can be done.

The faster the bullet (and better the BC and sectional density), the easier it is. The challenge of the .45 is it's slow.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:24 AM (bxiXv)

1095 Guess real life is going to have to do.

Hope the losers find a way to get some calories out of their Obamaphones.

Not really.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 27, 2013 03:25 AM (WX8/m)

1096 The faster the bullet (and better the BC and sectional density), the easier it is. The challenge of the .45 is it's slow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:24 AM (bxiXv)

Yeah...how much does the typical 230 grain .45 bullet drop in that distance? A few feet, I'd guess. My .357 revolver is quite the opposite, especially with the 115 grain hollowpoints.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:27 AM (7xPCu)

1097 Yeah...how much does the typical 230 grain .45 bullet drop in that distance? A few feet, I'd guess. My .357 revolver is quite the opposite, especially with the 115 grain hollowpoints.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:27 AM (7xPCu)


Wild guess 12 feet for the classic ball .45 ACP, with a concomitant increase in horizontal error.

About 5 feet for your 115, or for the 180 gr full-power 10mm.

There's a tradeoff there, the 10mm has a better sectional density. A heavier full-power .357 might even drop a little less, but it would be close.

A 7mm RM would be all like "LOLWUT? six inches, bitches!"

And then it would be all like, "wait, what?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:42 AM (bxiXv)

1098 And as an added benefit, the 7mm can kill the thread at up to 1000 yards.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 04:15 AM (bxiXv)

1099 Y'all do realize that it's not so much LIV as BIV. (Bad Information Voter)

For the next 4 years, our entire focus should be on how to eliminate, reduce the effects of and increase the promulgation of facts.

The State Media is the enemy and anyone who supports it by any means no matter how small or infrequent is only hurting themselves.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 04:36 AM (qyv02)

1100 What is the purpose of a low-water sensor on a radiator reservoir when the sensor seal leaks and water always goes down to the level where the sensor fires?

Riddle me that batman. Another fucking gizmo that creates more problems than it solves.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 04:43 AM (/gHaE)

1101 I don't think my back is supposed to want to be at a 90 degree angle when I rise form the crypt...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 06:13 AM (LRFds)

1102 My feeble contribution to the AM News follies...

National Party Radio comrade

http://tinyurl.com/b5ojcso

"Scientists" think they can spot poverty in babies



Yeah thank God this is a 35 year study eh?

We are through the Lysenko looking glass.

If you want to know which child born in poverty is gonna stay there look at the child’s education and stimuli.

SCIENCE!

http://youtu.be/JWitntwPjM4

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 06:27 AM (LRFds)

1103 Attica O'leary looks more white than Betty Davis.....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 06:32 AM (LRFds)

1104 I got 32 of 33. I breezed right through (my college required American Heritage to be taken by all students as part of the core curriculum), except for the question about Greek philosophers. I was not expecting that to be found in a US civics test. Oh well. According to the report, anyone who got 30 or better correct placed in the 99th percentile.

Posted by: John at February 27, 2013 06:51 AM (tp5dH)

1105 You answered 32 out of 33 correctly — 96.97 %

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 07:04 AM (/gHaE)

1106 Yeah it was a fairly simple test, though I can see missing two of the answers possibly based on wording of the question. The recovery, and capitalism question and answers...

"meh"

I knew we'd be above mean though we were taught civics here and have been bothered to research.

The American way works every time limits are respected, of course "respect" Grannt McRictus pelosi ain't Aretha franklin...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 07:07 AM (LRFds)

1107 I'd like to see congress, the president, and the supreme court justices take that test.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 07:09 AM (/gHaE)

1108

Got em all except...Incorrect Answers

Question:
What impact did the Anti-Federalists have on the United States Constitution?
Your Answer:
their influence ensured that the federal
government would have the power to tax
Correct Answer:
their arguments helped lead to the adoption of
the Bill of Rights

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2013 09:13 AM (wtvvX)

1109 You answered 32 out of 33 correctly — 96.97 %

I got the last, Tax Q wrong. :\

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2013 09:29 AM (UypUQ)

1110 33 out of 33 cause Hobbits are smaht.

Wonder how the average OWSer would do?. Wonder how the average Democrat Congresscritter would do? Wonder how the former "Constitutional law perfesser" in the White House would do?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at February 27, 2013 10:14 AM (erlzv)

1111 I got 30 out of 33 on the exam. Two of them I should have gotten correct if I didn't rush thru the test. The one that stumped me was the FDR question.

{pats self on the back} :-)

Posted by: Trubador at February 27, 2013 01:54 PM (MlrAE)

1112 Boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: The New Yorker at March 01, 2013 02:46 PM (w+Dvf)






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