Overnight Open Thread (2-26-2013) - Shittiest Airplane Wi-Fi Ever Edition
Sponsored by the Intercollegiate Studies institute whoever they are. Be sure and read the questions carefully.
I got a 30 out of 33 which ain't bad but not as good as I expected. I blame society. And the French.
Quote of the Day: Freedom is Slavery
Somehow, big food companies have convinced us that drinking a 32oz soda is a matter of personal liberty, and that the government has no place in regulating how much liquid sugar can be sold in a single container.
-- Jill Filipovic of The Guardian
We Don't Have to Outrun the Bear
We just need to stay ahead of the competition. On why the dollar is still so strong:
Now, this isn't happening because the United States is a model of good economic governance. There are times when, between fiscal cliffs, sequesters and the ever-growing piles of unfunded entitlement commitments, it looks as if Washington, DC, is doing its best to wreck the economy.But the dollar is blessed with weak competition. The euro is a disaster, the yen is a mess, and the renminbi isn't ready for prime time. Compared to the rest of the world's currency, the dollar looks pretty good; it's the healthiest patient on the floor.
The people who continually and habitually undersell the United States usually have a point when they note American weaknesses that could cause us trouble down the road. But they forget to weigh in the weaknesses and liabilities of the competition.
The Rules are Different for Obama
We've been waiting for four years for Obama's personal approval ratings to finally fall to the same level as people's ratings of the country's direction and it hasn't happened. And probably won't ever happen. As Commentary's Jonathon Tobin points out Obama seems have some special charm that appeals to people and he's too well protected by the press to ever be damaged.
So if you've staked your political satisfaction on a great Obama humbling, well maybe it's time you considered a more realistic target. Otherwise the continual disappointment may drive you into (further) derangement.
The answer to the Republican Party's problem revolves around the same factor that they failed to grasp in 2012: the president's unique appeal and popularity. After more than four years of facing off against him, Republicans should understand by now that the laws of political gravity do not apply to Obama.That doesn't mean they must, as some faint-hearted Republicans think, surrender without a fight. There is nothing wrong with the conservative principles they uphold, and House Republicans can drive a hard bargain on the deficit that demands entitlement reform if they have the guts to stick to their guns.
Obama's status as the nation's first African-American president and the consequent kid-glove treatment he gets from the press make it difficult, if not impossible, to hold him accountable for his hypocrisy or his failures. As I wrote earlier in the week, the White House's innovative strategies for manipulating the media do not fully explain his ability to evade the normal tough scrutiny that any president gets. Nor does the liberal bias of the mainstream media, though that, too, is a contributing factor.
Obama's identity as the man who makes Americans feel good about their country renders all other factors irrelevant. This is something that conservatives struggle to understand primarily because they are immune to the president's personal charm and speaking ability. But it is a fact they must accept if they don't want to spend the next four years banging their heads against a wall. That's why the GOP must stop focusing so much on trying to attack a president who is impervious to criticism and concentrate on the sort of big ideas about growth that made them the party of ideas in the '80s and '90s.
In which we spend more this year than last year and yet all government functions OMG COMPLETELY STOP!!!!
How Homeland Security Stole Michael Arrington's Boat
Sigh. I remember when we had a constitution that prohibited this kind of thing.
"Michael Arrington, founder of TechCrunch, lives near Seattle and bought a boat there. He ordered it from a company based near him, but across the border in Canada. Yesterday, the company tried to deliver it to him, and it had to clear customs. An agent for the Department of Homeland Security asked him to sign a form. The form contained information about the boat, including its cost. The price was correct, but it was in U.S. dollars rather than Canadian dollars. Since the form contained legal warnings about making sure everything on it is true and accurate, Arrington suggested to the agent that they correct the error. She responded by seizing the boat. 'As in, demanded that we get off the boat, demanded the keys and took physical control of it. What struck me the most about the situation is how excited she got about seizing the boat. Like she was just itching for something like this to happen. This was a very happy day for her. ... A person with a gun and a government badge asked me to swear in writing that a lie was true today. And when I didn't do what she wanted she simply took my boat and asked me to leave.'"
Part of wisdom is culling out the bad ideas and understanding the weaknesses in others. Making a fetish of youth also fetishizes the flaws of youth.
So How Far North Can Alligators Live?
Short Answer: Ohio. Read the article to find out why they haven't invaded yet.
"People Who Buy Things Are Suckers"
It turns out that Nick Offerman AKA Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation has real life skills. He's an accomplished wood worker with his own shop and also works with metal too.
Still looking pretty good.
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Comments
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 09:36 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 09:36 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: Wandering Commenter at February 26, 2013 09:37 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:39 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (MhA4j)
THE FUCK?
What is this lie shit masquerading as truth. That cock sucking mother fucking piece of shit makes me embarassed of my country and disgusted with half of the voting population...Feel Good? What the fuck are these mother fucking piece of shit media cocksuckers smoking?
Its a delusion on a national scale.
Unbelievable...
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (+OTLF)
Is a simple display of patriotism and chanting “U.S.A.” actually vile and evil hate speech? For the administration at Camarillo High School, it was presumed to be pure and utter racism. Four boys at a basketball game lead a chant of “U.S.A.” while wearing American flag bandanas were suspended, though the principle just claimed to kick them off campus. In part, the patriotic chanting was considered presumptively racist because Camarillo High school is 47% white and 41% Hispanic, while the visiting team was 67% Hispanic and 23% white.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1484
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (eHNxr)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (0PiQ4)
"Is your face racist?"
(Link to video at discovery.com)
http://tinyurl.com/bhf9xrc
Posted by: The MFM at February 26, 2013 09:41 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at February 26, 2013 09:41 PM (YYyqq)
Posted by: Saar at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (ryT1J)
Apparently.
Because DOOOOOOM!!!!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (Gk3SS)
usually have a point when they note American weaknesses that could cause
us trouble down the road. But they forget to weigh in the weaknesses
and liabilities of the competition.
Look out, bitchezzzzz!!!!!
Posted by: The Loonie at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (+iA5G)
But I shower every day and I wear clean clothes, so I am clearly not a frog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (GsoHv)
And oh the things I could do with that hair.
If it wasn't buried 6 feet deep right now, I mean.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (jdOZX)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 26, 2013 09:42 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:40 PM (eHNxr)
She's taking a short break....but she'll be back.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:43 PM (GsoHv)
NDH is just taking a self imposed and deserved break from the blog. She'll be back (I hope).
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (0PiQ4)
if the piece on why Obama is different is to be believed then the Democrats merely need to keep finding more and more tortured retarded cult of victimology stupid "firsts" and the media will give them the blowjob forever....
"first castrated lesbian trapped in a male's body who still fears the bicycle bar WINNING!"
price tag thus far for this fucked up paradigm?
7 trillion in new debt and climbing....
when do I get to be president Special needs kid?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (0PiQ4)
World class. Pretty damned close to perfect.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (GsoHv)
--Too bad he appeared in the gun-grabbing ad along with most of the rest of the Parks and Rec cast.
Posted by: The Loonie at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (+iA5G)
Speaking of CPAC, instead of everyone trying to hook up, nothing wrong with that, why don't they organize a boycott of NBC and their advertisers?
Why don't we fight back? Seriously. There is a wimp factor here I really don't like.
Balls? Let's see em and stop pissing around with polls etc.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (0PiQ4)
I was hoping to last longer....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (GsoHv)
Short Answer: Ohio. Read the article to find out why they haven't invaded yet.
Even alligators have standards...
Posted by: Kentucky at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:46 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: The Toonie at February 26, 2013 09:47 PM (L7WG+)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 26, 2013 09:47 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: The Loonie at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (+iA5G)
New title: Ron Swanson may be an ignorant police-state advocating dildo, but he has a woodshop!!!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 26, 2013 09:47 PM (bxiXv)
L, tell her for me, if you can/would, to never take Ace's curt reactions personally.
I never would've lasted nearly 8 years here at AoS if I took Ace's childish comebacks to heart.
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:47 PM (QVBzT)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:48 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at February 26, 2013 09:48 PM (2Oas0)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 09:45 PM (4Mv1T)
Are you a pre-teen young man who likes wrinkles and the smell of tourists?
Posted by: Hairy Reid at February 26, 2013 09:49 PM (YYyqq)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:49 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 09:49 PM (8sCoq)
>>> She's taking a short break....but she'll be back.
Thanks.
She just needs to understand that's just Ace Being Ace.
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:50 PM (LPRBM)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:50 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:50 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:51 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:51 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:48 PM (0PiQ4)
Fantastic!
That means I am above the Mendoza line for this week!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:51 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 09:49 PM (8sCoq)
Can't blame you. I dodge out of or skip a lot of threads these days.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (bxiXv)
@26.. is that a trick question?
Posted by: jewells45
Nay, my dear. If you were anywhere near the last thread, it would be completely clear to you.
SO. More scotch. Whatever it is, I don't want to see it coming.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (LRFds)
That's a whole different ball game. I think if anyone else, other than Ace, told her to go to Hot Air, she would have blown it off.
It just hurts more when Ace says it to your face.
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (OZ9Xn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)
http://goo.gl/pMGU5
20X more votes in the Dem primary than GOP, not very encouraging for the general election
Posted by: Jose/ningrim at February 26, 2013 09:53 PM (srIqv)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (0nyYS)
NDH and Ace reconciled earlier today on Twitter...
Posted by: Gropers, Molesters & Thieves Local 314 at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (Jcd0S)
So clearly I missed something important or entertaining. Who's gonna fill me in?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)
--There was a troll, "Former Republican ," in the previous thread who was so stupid (even by troll standards) that you may not be able to decide between laughter and being dumbfounded. Now it's just raykon.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (KwX0v)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (OZ9Xn)
You mean like a pre-teen young man being forced......I mean invited.....to spend the weekend camping with me?
Posted by: Hairy Reid at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (YYyqq)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:52 PM (0PiQ4)
I'll keep making this point until Ace shuffles off this mortal coil....
We are really lucky that he is so tolerant and accommodating of our foibles.
I can't think of another blog or site that is run with this much acceptance of the brilliance/idiocy/tone-deafness/meanness of its commenters.
We are lucky to have the furry little bastard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (GEICT)
Aced the quiz; agree that we've seen it before...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (Jcd0S)
This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire: While
out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a
huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been
protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not
had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today! Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap Was
all it took... the bear got him and I was able to escape by just
walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my
collection.....
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (wR+pz)
80's super models.... obligatory... I'd hit em....
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (lZBBB)
--I'd say Cheryl Tiegs was mischaracterized: I'd call her a *'70s* supermodel.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (+iA5G)
And they wonder why we get upset when they want to confiscate our guns.
Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (sdi6R)
You didn't hear?
Bannion came out of the closet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (GsoHv)
One theory suggested that they may have eaten my father-in-law, but he was a pretty big guy, so I'm not buying it.
Link in nick.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (qqZuQ)
tyhat is reconciled i read it wrong...
"good" good...
sven can score 33/33 on civics and fail 1st grade reading comprehension as he ages...
sorry
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (0PiQ4)
Oh? What did he say?
Was it that he didn't mean to tell her to go to Hot Air, what he really meant was DKos?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (jdOZX)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (4Mv1T)
That is a particularly good version of the joke.
Thank you. I will now call it my own.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (GsoHv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkhBuNdMgY
(Dave Edmunds should have done so much better as a rock musician in America...)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (7B7jB)
Following the exam we cleaned rifles, scratched our nuts and SSgt Larry had a tick, which was removed with some beer.
Carry on.
Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: derit at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (jdOZX)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (GsoHv)
Bahahahahaha.....well, the good news is that the purveyor of this fine site fully supports Bannion.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)
The answer is vodka.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (ln5iV)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 09:54 PM (lZBBB)
for me it was always Rachel Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 09:59 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (SpEuH)
no need for moron on moron fatalities...
the point is being picked up by our bigger than me writers and minds anyway.
Obama will if/when he decides to start selling access to federal land and tells EPA to go fuck itself have the largest oil boom in 80 years to justify his extra-constitutional games....
he is violating the social contract at what point do we get to do the same?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Tuna at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 09:57 PM (0PiQ4)
Me... old sock from the last time I used my Mac to post here
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (Jcd0S)
Is a Comet on a Collision Course with Mars?
http://tinyurl.com/algfxuv
Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (jdOZX)
This is the shit that causes me trouble on the home front.
I'm quietly reading, and all of a sudden I read something like this and I burst out laughing.
My wife thinks I am retarded...or a lunatic...or maybe both.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)
******
Well sven, we would have to put you in the 'short' limousine for motorcades.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Miss Hester Mofet at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (fTw9g)
Posted by: carolina at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (WQ+JZ)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)
******
Well sven, we would have to put you in the 'short' limousine for motorcades.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (qqZuQ)
And even your teleprompters have to wear a helmet.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (jdOZX)
Which is why you get extra sprinkles.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (Gk3SS)
Heh...I am quite aware the correct answer is 'Sven you've always been a make a wish kid here..."
heh
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (LRFds)
"HOMELAND SECURITY!!!"
"SURRENDER DORTHY!!!"
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (SpEuH)
And her little dog too!
*Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam*
...*reloads*...
*Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* *Blam*
Posted by: Homeland Security at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (Vk2pI)
I am a Soprano...are you a bass?
together we can sing SHOWTUNES DARLING!
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)
(at this point, everyone left the tent)
Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (x3YFz)
Looks to be our turn in the barrel this week. A snowstorm is predicted, with accumulation varying wildly. This tells me they gots no bloody clue what is going to actually occur.
We are overdue to get clubbed, so I did my preps-not really looking forward because the snow will be wet and heavy.-
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (GsoHv)
Only because of the laughing?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)
One!!!
Singular sensation!!!
Every little move he makes!!!!
Take it sven!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (jdOZX)
Bannion came out of the closet.
And I was faaaaaaaaabulous!!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 09:58 PM (jdOZX)
Does this mean the next DC-area Moron/ette meetup will be at a drag queen brunch?
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (L7WG+)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:02 PM (SAMxH)
just had to pick THOSE words, didn't you...
Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (M7Cfv)
access to federal land and tells EPA to go fuck itself have the largest
oil boom in 80 years to justify his extra-constitutional games....
he is violating the social contract at what point do we get to do the same?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (LRFds)
I already have I've been ripping the tags off my matress's and pillows couch'!
next I will start calling cops pigs and stuff like police fellow travelers do!
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (nqBYe)
ah I see you've seen me preparing for a speech then?
yes i do, I admit headbutt things....doors, lockers, pop machines, innoncent bystanders, videogames, nuns.....
"Helmets! For All!"
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)
Well...no...there's other stuff.
The OCD coffee making ritual is sort of high on her list.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (NDERo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:01 PM (GsoHv)
Only because of the laughing?]/i]
Probably got something to do with those pizzas.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (4Mv1T)
Hope is overrated. Makes one complacent.
I get things done when I'm backed into a corner. That's when I stop hoping and start fighting.
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (LPRBM)
No honest, sane, observant person can write that.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (HC0Rk)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (0PiQ4)
Thank you, my Queen.
Is this what I get for being heteroflexible??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (SpEuH)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (NDERo)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (4Mv1T)
next I will start calling cops pigs and stuff like police fellow travelers do!
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:04 PM (nqBYe)
Just today I Jaywalked. That'll teach 'em!
Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (x3YFz)
Did you get the Technivorm Moccamaster like I told you to??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (jdOZX)
I can't think of another blog or site that is run with this much acceptance of the brilliance/idiocy/tone-deafness/meanness of its commenters.
We are lucky to have the furry little bastard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 09:55 PM (GsoHv)
-------------------------------------------------------
I beg to differ
Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (jucos)
One singular sensation....love exciting and new....
the sven '70s medley baby...
and after the break we have the Amazing Frum firing himself back INTO a cannon
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (is6Me)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (4Mv1T)
Hey!
I thought the pork belly was more than ample to resurrect my food reputation.
Pork belly. PORK BELLY!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 09:56 PM (wR+pz)
*******
Billy B.- OK, I snorted Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose at that. That story wins the entire Wild Wild Web! I hereby announce my retirement from commenting, 'cause I can't top that.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM (qqZuQ)
I take that as a request.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (jdOZX)
The arctic circle. They're in ur tundra eating ur polar bears. Because of Global Warming. And racism.
Posted by: a climate scientician at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (yBF/9)
Thank you, my Queen.
Is this what I get for being heteroflexible??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)
That is a term loaded with foreshadowing...and sprinkles. I tip my cap to thee, sir.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: sTevo at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (gujfp)
this is almost old school '04 Horde antics.....
ah remember when we were like a stoned Synchronized Coed Swimming team....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:00 PM (LRFds)
There is not social contract.
Posted by: Edmund Burke, B***h-slapper of Jacobins at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)
I can spot someone who was at Subic Bay a mile away.
Posted by: t9 at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: sawhorse at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (MVgm3)
Is this what I get for being heteroflexible??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)
Yes, yes it is. Also a few extra blankets for your cot.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (Gk3SS)
Don't toy with me.
I use a thermometer, and the handles of the mug and the filter have to be pointing in the same direction.
That is a very impressive machine though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
We forgive, we just don't forget. And heaven knows the spouses don't either.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Low Information Poster at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (BVkEs)
special charm that appeals to people and he's too well protected by the
press to ever be damaged.
***
No one has actually tried to go after him. McCain and Romney both treated him as a good guy that just wasn't perusing the best path for America.
Meanwhile Obama was attacking his opponents as traitors, misogynists, fascists, etc.
Well, think about where that puts the "Overton window" if you will on Obama personally. From Jesus part 2 to an ok guy.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2013 10:10 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:06 PM (jdOZX)
Now I know that's not a word.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Low Information Poster at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (BVkEs)
Food cards don't have many calories, idiot...they're made of plastic, you know. Not edible.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (0PiQ4)
Annnnnd the Rolling Stones medley please, boys!
I can't get no....Gee!
Sat-is-fac-shun.
Gosh!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (jizvQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (Gk3SS)
but they will not be down because the queen gets stuffy , and a stuffy queen would be evil.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (nqBYe)
I agree....how many people understand the counter argument anymore Mr. hat?
That's the problem and why when I am in emo mode I blame myself...
there are in fact few things less enduring than an undefended idea or argument.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (LRFds)
He gets a cot?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (+iA5G)
That is a very impressive machine though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (GsoHv)
I'm going to regret asking this.........what the fuck do you do with a thermometer when making coffee?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv)
I make one typo and now you question the cromulency of everything I write.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (jizvQ)
You remember that horrid super bowl bit "up with people?'
Now from the AoSHQ singers....
'down with people" with special appearance by the Daily Kos Rockettes!
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)
Just cling to this when the horrific psychological scarring occurs - you brought this on yourself.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)
That is a very impressive machine though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:09 PM (GsoHv)
Oo
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv)
That a woman isn't satisfied? Yeah.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)
124 Krebs --- just wondering if what you were claiming aboutAce and NDH was credible. For what little it's worth, I believe you. And I'm glad.
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:05 PM (0PiQ4)
Here's the "twitalog" from around 14:00 today:
DepressiveBlogger69 @AceofSpadesHQ @mflynny
hey if you're Niedermeyer, I'm sorry, please come back. Let's chalk it up to a squabble.
NDH @mflynny @AceofSpadesHQ
Me too, and I'll definitely be back. Thank you so much for reaching out. #Handshake
DepressiveBlogger69 @AceofSpadesHQ @mflynny
yeah sorry. But you know everyone says they like constructive criticism and no one means it
NDH @mflynny @AceofSpadesHQ
True that. And I am sorry for offending you. It certainly was not intentional. After 10 years at AOS, it was bound to happen!
DepressiveBlogger69 @AceofSpadesHQ @mflynny
i'm just so pissy
NDH @mflynny @AceofSpadesHQ
Say no more. We are quite good.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (Jcd0S)
No, she just needs a little paddlin'. I got it covered.
L???? C'mere, honey!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (jizvQ)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:07 PM
Tele-visual boxes are showing moving pictures in color now? That sounds pretty suspicious.This whole electro-ticity thing is worrisome. It's the work of the devil.
Posted by: otho at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (HDgX3)
you are the biggest damn tease on these threads. Next time we meet up, I've got words for you, drummer!
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (BVkEs)
Nick Offerman was pussy whipped into making that antigun control ad with his fellow bimbos. He should work on growing a pair instead of playing with wood.
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)
I know, I know.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (GEICT)
Wait!!! I always thought it was about pudding, hobos, and Val-U-Rite???
You Bastards have led me on.....and to think.....
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (SpEuH)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (BVkEs)
yeah post Porkulous when that became norm I had to explain to folks that canuckistan was desperately trying NOT to have her go sub 1-1....
when wife and I were young family 10077 full of hope, gleam, dreams, and hormones...
the USD was at +45% or so purchasing power....
US economy you've come a long way baby
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (LRFds)
is a matter of personal liberty, and that the government has no place in
regulating how much liquid sugar can be sold in a single container.
***
Ok, how about we also get the government to restrict just how much BS can be in leftwing British rags?
But again, here is the thing, the left goes after things that people who aren't leftists like...because a) no one stops them and b) no one does the same to them.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (zPVBH)
The exchange rate between $USD and $CAD is almost 1:1. This is fucked up on so many levels.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (HDgX3)
It's been like this for several years. Get used to it.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (L7WG+)
My Queen, I have been in Her Majesty's service for many years with nary a thought for myself.
Perhaps a small request?
A peek up the Royal Bloomers for my birthday this year?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (jizvQ)
Really bad idea to ask that question.
Depending on the flavor profile you are looking for, the water should be between 195 and about 205 (too hot for me, but that's what the geeks say).
Pour a bit of the water into the sink and check the temperature, then pour the water over the grounds very gently, wetting them but not floating them.
Reheat the water to the appropriate temp (it should take only a few seconds) and then add about 1/3 of the total needed for one cup. What? You make more than one cup of coffee at a time? Savage!
Add the next third when the grounds are drained (check the temp again), and again for the last 1/3.
I warned you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (GsoHv)
Second: 31/33 on the civics test, so you're an idiot and I'm the supreme intellectual.
Third: I tied CBDildo. We have nothing more than that in common, because he's a Nooyawkah.
Fourth: Potato Muldoon beat me, but he cheated by taking the test earlier. Fuckin' cheater.
Fifth: ISI (Intercollegiate Studies Institute) is actually a pretty fine organization. It was started by Bill Buckley to counter the all-but-complete absence of Conservative thought on college campuses in the 60's, I believe. When I was in school I really enjoyed the free quarterly journal they sent to me. They also sponsored internships for Conservatives and low-cost symposia featuring Conservative speakers. I remember one I really wanted to go to that featured Walter Williams.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (JQuNB)
waiting
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)
Jesus should use fabric softener.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (vfB2N)
the red head wench Kristen Dunce from Toby Spider Man would be in slasher flicks...
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (LRFds)
Connecticut ACLU defends high school kid's right to wear an anti-gay shirt
(link to the Daily Caller)
http://tinyurl.com/a5oj3l9
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (7B7jB)
my one thing is i don't like to 'feel the sugar' or taste waxy ,does that make sense?
not gritty .. and not waxy
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (nqBYe)
Thanks for posting that. I knew Aces would make this right. Okay, so where's NDH? Show up, already!
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (jizvQ)
You presume too much sir!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)
We suck less ... yay
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (mCvL4)
Perhaps a small request?
A peek up the Royal Bloomers for my birthday this year?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (jizvQ)
*taps chin* I shall take your request under consideration.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (Gk3SS)
The only people enamored of him are the low-foes, Hollywood, and his media sycophants.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:18 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv)
That a woman isn't satisfied? Yeah.
---
Damn straight Chuck. Do you ever change your batteries in this thing?
Posted by: Peppermint Pattie at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (Md8Uo)
When the SHTF, and it will. You are so boned.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (7xPCu)
well i try not to insult people g-dsbut i thought my comment would have rayconnns drive his fingertips into his eyes.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (LRFds)
my one thing is i don't like to 'feel the sugar' or taste waxy ,does that make sense?
not gritty .. and not waxy
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (nqBYe)
Cheat and use marshmallow fluff.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:16 PM (GsoHv)
That......you may want to get that checked out.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:20 PM (GEICT)
I have to get up at 4:30am and can't play.
Not fair....not fair at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 10:20 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 10:20 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:15 PM (BVkEs)
One ceramic cup - available for free, usually
Brown water - ditto
Sugar packets stolen from the Perkins or Denny's across the street
Spit, quantities vary according to customer
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:20 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (HDgX3)
I didn't think any of the questions was even difficult.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (m2IdD)
Yes, I have a Thermapen instant read I check it with.
Just don't bother with their carafe. Toss it and get a Nissan.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (jizvQ)
Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Prince Faisal at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (4DD4V)
Thanks willow-ette -- that reminds me. Have any other 'rons ever have the following problems following a nice four-day jaunt with (what felt an awful lot like) stomach flu?:
- Dizzyness/lightheadedness
- Pain chewing food (that often causes mild headache as well)
Any advice would be helpful and appreciated. Glad the nausea, explosive diarrhea and major muscle tenseness finally went away 36 hours ago, but these lingering symptoms ain't much fun either.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (7B7jB)
Now, being a racihomophobifascibigot, I notice this and I naturally cannot help but wonder how our Dear Leader would have done in either of those competitions. I conclude that he could not even have qualified for the teen tournament.
Has he ever had the intellectual curiosity to pick up lots of "useless" information, to learn things just for the fun of it? Does he read much? I doubt it. In any case, he's too damn lazy to work at anything.
These guys, the winners, are the opposite of Obama. They have excelled where Affirmative Action and manipulation of white guilt won't buy a $100 square, much less a Daily Double.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (C8mVl)
You cannot win if you do not fight!
Take Hagel for Sec. Def., he is quite literally the most unqualified man to ever be nominated for that position opposing him would have been easy, justifiable and recquired, yet, and yet our side folded like a cheap suit and we now have the most unqualified man to ever hold the position of Secretary of Defense!
MADNESS!
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (zOP5o)
look pretend wife and i "illegally smuggled in" about 700 bucks worth of clothes....
that's right the family 10077 was founded by smugglers.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (Gk3SS)
alright, binging what to do all things marhsmellow
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (NDERo)
Posted by: Prince Faisal at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (4DD4V)
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (LRFds)
Bless you. Bless you, my Queen. I shall endeavor to be worthy of your favor.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (jizvQ)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:23 PM (eqV3Q)
Would we have moon bases? Flying cars? Or just several times the real wealth we have now?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2013 10:23 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2013 10:23 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:23 PM (LRFds)
Best cup of coffee ever was at 12 years old, after a wet rainy 1st time hunting with Dad and Uncle Ed. We stopped at a small diner and had pie and coffee. Mine was full of cream and sugar and I yet remember that taste.
A rite of passage, you might say.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (SAMxH)
Someone else would have come up with the same thing.
Posted by: Joejm65 at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (l86i3)
When the SHTF, and it will. You are so boned.
That's why God made the French Press. ;-)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (jizvQ)
"anything to declare?"
"yup great to be back home..."
of course the fucker gave Ms 10077 issues for being born in Outer Mongolia
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (LRFds)
- Pain chewing food (that often causes mild headache as well)
Any
advice would be helpful and appreciated. Glad the nausea, explosive
diarrhea and major muscle tenseness finally went away 36 hours ago, but
these lingering symptoms ain't much fun either.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (7B7jB)
ack, that sounds like a really evilish flu, have you tried drinking tons of juice (unless diabetic) eating bananas trying to build up electrolytes and such?
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Prince Faisal at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (4DD4V)
Hey! That's my line!
Posted by: T. E. Lawrence at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (Jcd0S)
I've said before that our mistake was trying to checkmate the King without first taking out the pawns
The best way to do this is to go after the pawns, go after his outer perimeters of protection. Make them defend themselves, because defending Obama makes feel like part of a large group protecting the SCOAMF
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Prince Faisal at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (4DD4V)
Awwww thanks!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (Gk3SS)
Mmm. Probably was made with either Farmer Brothers or Chock Full'o Nuts.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (7B7jB)
makes fine coffee
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (8sCoq)
Oh man, you got ripped. My Kitchen aid was $18.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (l86i3)
question.. does anyone have a fudge recipe that is awesomely awesome?
my one thing is i don't like to 'feel the sugar' or taste waxy ,does that make sense?
not gritty .. and not waxy
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:17 PM (nqBYe)
Melt 2 bags of semi-sweet chocolate chips. Add 1 can of sweetened condensed milk. Combine and pour into a wax paper-lined 8x8 or 9x9 pan and put in the fridge.
This also works if you can find mint chocolate chips.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (L7WG+)
you want links to "free to Choose"?
Young Walter Williams was a stud....
I've got "Free to Choose," thanks. Gave the book and links to all my nieces and nephews.
And Walter Williams is still a stud.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (JQuNB)
Most likely caused by dehydration from the Hershey squirts and blowing chunks..
Start re-hydrating yourself if you haven't already and you should see these symptoms go away. Gatorade is good for the electrolytes you'll get.
Hope you feel better.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (EAgmr)
Too much baggage.
didn't have the best 40 time either
and he's smallish, by NFL linebacker standards
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (0PiQ4)
***
And a raving anti-semite.
I guess this could be some super secret strategy to wait for Hagel to flip out and then tar Obama with the anti-semite brush.
Oh wait, Mitch McConnell is our fearful leader. Never mind.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (zPVBH)
Yoohoo! Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:22 PM (0PiQ4)
Why, hello young lady.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (jizvQ)
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (EAgmr)
That is so sweet! My best times spent with friends was at a kitchen table, sharing a cup of coffee and a cigarette. Pre-Chantix.
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:26 PM (eqV3Q)
But you have a point. Probably time to switch to a "real" juice -- a la straight OJ.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:27 PM (7B7jB)
i was trying to figure out how to more Fluff a marshmellow.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:27 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (8sCoq)
That and the foot tappin in the toilet stalls.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:27 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Britney Spears at February 26, 2013 10:28 PM (zPVBH)
Flatterer!!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:28 PM (jizvQ)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:28 PM (ZOf1l)
Thanks for the advice. Guess it's time to get to Ralphs for some OJ and Gatorade.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (7B7jB)
- Pain chewing food (that often causes mild headache as well)
Any
advice would be helpful and appreciated. Glad the nausea, explosive
diarrhea and major muscle tenseness finally went away 36 hours ago, but
these lingering symptoms ain't much fun either.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:21 PM (7B7jB)
If the pain while chewing food keeps going, I've found that it's one of the following: sinus infection; cracked tooth.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (L7WG+)
Best cup of coffee ever was at 12 years old...
Funny how perspectives change perceptions. I figured somebody poured some 12 year old whiskey in it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (4Mv1T)
I haven't seen a comment on the alligator article. It's chock full of global warming bullshit.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (tOkJB)
the youtubes of him and Uncle Milty are awesome...
I love the clip of Milty nutpunching young mik'Al-Moor
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:29 PM (LRFds)
Two words: Les Aspin
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (8sCoq)
Manti Te'o will not go in the first round.
Too much baggage.
Or not.
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:24 PM (BVkEs)
--I'm just wringing my hands at the rumors that teh Chiefs may have yet again taken on another 49ers hand-me-down QB.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (L7WG+)
that's it? my gosh i thought it was a loooong proccess whic is why i never tried it.
thanks! and minty uhmm maybe a second batchg!
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (0PiQ4)
the mexicans boil their sugar into the coffee....
it's quite good but there is timing involved...you add it right as the pot comes to simmer IIRC....
sven<----drinks spiced ciders
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:31 PM (LRFds)
But since most of the questions were really easy (e.g. two enemies in WWII), I tried not to over-think the others.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 26, 2013 10:31 PM (m2IdD)
Well, got a 27/33. A bit lower than some of you superstars, but I hadn't seen it before. Plus I turned my brain off at1800 when I walked out of work. Ah well, still not too shabby.
Better than the -8 / 33 that JEF would get.
Posted by: knob at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (H1bc7)
Hey asshole! You forgot Dark and Beautiful.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (GEICT)
I know you are a Chiefs fan, but there is no high-quality QB coming out of the draft like there was last year. The Chiefs need to grab Alex Smith because say what you want about Reid, he (pretty) much knows his QB's. Mick Vick notwithstanding. The best qb available (this) year is by far Alex Smith.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (ZOf1l)
Of course.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (jizvQ)
Thanks again for all the well-wishes, everyone. It really is appreciated and helpful.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (7B7jB)
This also works if you can find mint chocolate chips.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:25 PM (L7WG+)
that's it? my gosh i thought it was a loooong proccess whic is why i never tried it.
thanks! and minty uhmm maybe a second batchg!
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (nqBYe)
The key is to melt the chocolate chips properly. Double boiler works best, unless you know how to melt them in the microwave.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:33 PM (L7WG+)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2013 10:08 PM (7xPCu)
The sprinkles are also cursed...
Posted by: Stereotypical Ancient Chinese Guy at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Leave TFG out of the argument and focus on them personally, suddenly they realize they've mouthed off in a bar and their big buddies aren't standing behind them
There's no team ergie, team raykon, or team hector
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:30 PM (+iA5G)
I
know you are a Chiefs fan, but there is no high-quality QB coming out of
the draft like there was last year. The Chiefs need to grab Alex Smith
because say what you want about Reid, he (pretty) much knows his QB's.
Mick Vick notwithstanding. The best qb available (this) year is by far
Alex Smith.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (ZOf1l)
--Yeah, just like Cassell was.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:35 PM (EAgmr)
"Obama - too black to fail."
Posted by: Thorne Kontos at February 26, 2013 10:35 PM (B0aWm)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:35 PM (L7WG+)
I actually met Les Aspin once, briefly, after a Fourth of July parade in Racine, WI, where a friend used to live.
Les Aspin was actually a pretty nice guy and pretty intelligent, but he was not the right man to be the executive in charge of the Pentagon. His political axe was always about how much the Pentagon spent and mis-spent. The problem with the money being mis-spent was always the way that Congress wanted to micromanage spending , and in the last couple generations of emasculated political general officers who would role on the backs to show their bellies to Congress.
Chuck Hagel is an imbecile. Really, the man is just not that smart.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM (SpEuH)
high-quality QB coming out of the draft like there was last year. The
Chiefs need to grab Alex Smith because say what you want about Reid, he
(pretty) much knows his QB's. Mick Vick notwithstanding. The best qb
available (this) year is by far Alex Smith.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM
Oh shit
Posted by: Jets fans stuck with the Buttfumbler at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM (mCvL4)
that's true and why ideally we should be more powerful on the long game and in fact had been prior to Beijing Billy's late Xmas gift that got delivered to W by mistake....
the donks are trying to import ten million guys named Juan because they know they sacrificed too many babies to the Hedonism gods...
and had we a sane GOP we'd be pointing that out while also educating the ten million guys named Juan on freedom and giving the a narrow green card....
instead we have Senor Grahmnesty and Admiral Queeg so we're fucked.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (+iA5G)
No, I always knew Cassell was a joke. He is only a system QB put in place due to an injury to Brady. (Jason Garrett anyone?) Pioli was brought in to GM the Chiefs without any fucking clue on how to run that team. He relied on the Pats success and that only worked in Foxborough.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (ZOf1l)
Can give you a bit of a preview of what to expect, once in the hospital. NOT fun, but at least I got it over with (and hope NEVER to see another urinary catheter again... they "install" those monsters without ANY anesthetic/drugs whatsoever).
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: knob at February 26, 2013 10:32 PM (H1bc7)
College professors average 55% or something like that. Is it any wonder we're absolutely, ridiculously boned to the fucking gills?
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (JQuNB)
I want Pancakes
with bacon
and coffee that tastes like......America....They so owe me this.....
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM
And a fuckin' booster seat!
Posted by: Dr AMY BISHOP! at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: kbdabear
I've noticed this as well. I challenge these people as 'Low Information Voters' and question their intelligence and knowledge of history, economics, the constitution, etc. Hit them with facts and ridicule because they are so clueless. It works well.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM (Md8Uo)
In other words, the perfect Obama appointee! I see a pattern emerging here!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (jizvQ)
Iron grampa- Man oh man- nothing like that coffee story. Mine had to have been from a Thermos on a cold morning out on one of the lakes fishing with Dad. Didn't much care for the taste at first, but the rite of passage was awesome. And I was the youngest of seven boys, so my Dad got to do that time after time. Must have been cool from his perspective too.
All right, I'm back in retirement.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Thorne Kontos at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (B0aWm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:39 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:34 PM (mCvL4)
That's awesome.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:40 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 10:40 PM (8sCoq)
Fake internet friends?
Are you the real Sean Bannion are a fake sock Sean Bannion? Only your hash mark knows for sure.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:40 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)
And the great citizens of SC voted these MFERs back in when conclusive evidence and actions existed to demonstrate their traitorous tendencies!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:40 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 10:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: newrouter at February 26, 2013 10:41 PM (kfeRL)
Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 10:41 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:41 PM (L7WG+)
They look at you like Penny looks at Sheldon when he explains the science and mathematical principles of simple things
What's easier, explaining the history of the Second Amendment or a bumper sticker that says;
"The West Wasn't Won with Registered Guns"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: vivi at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (JKza/)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (l86i3)
with bacon
and coffee that tastes like......America
There's a great opening scene in Hitchcock's only R-rated film, 1972's Frenzy, where you see the London Police Inspector at his Scotland Yard desk wolfing down a huge classic American/British breakfast (coffee, bacon, pancakes, bangers, toast, the works). When his assistant asks why, he explains that his wife is on a big-time "experimental" ethnic-dinner kick.
Later on, in a scene at the Inspector's office, said wife offers a visitor a Mexican "enn-chee-lah-dah." Funny.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (7B7jB)
The iPad changes the hash about hourly. But, it's me.
G'night all.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (jizvQ)
Except Reagan had a hostile press and active opposition party.
Where is obamas Sam Donaldson?
He would wet himself if he was aggressively questioned by the press but then again he doesn't do press conferences.
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (zOP5o)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (peUnS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (7B7jB)
Can I take the raptors for walkies? My neighbor's house isn't selling fast enough and I'd like to feed them, ooops introduce them to the "kids".
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (YrSVF)
Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (l86i3)
Same here, missed 5.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (ZOf1l)
Elle Macpherson.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (peUnS)
I like Brookes style. She moves like a cat.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (l86i3)
orange juice is also an irritant after recent bouts with flu
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (nqBYe)
So I watched the original Parent Trap last night and, first, Maureen O'Hara was gorgeous.
Second.... was it really considered charming family fare, in 1961, when O'Hara gave Keith a black eye?
Was popping a spouse during an argument okay back then?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:45 PM (nqBYe)
MagPul press release:
"We are proud to announce that within a matter of days we will be going live with a new program. Due to a bill currently moving through the Colorado legislature, there is the possibility that Colorado residents’ ability to purchase standard capacity magazines will soon be infringed. Before that happens, and Magpul is forced to leave the state in order to keep to our principles, we will be doing our best to get standard capacity PMAGs into the hands of any Colorado resident that wants them."
* * *
Texan Independence Day Gun Bill
“Republican State Rep. Jeff Leach has filed a bill to give Texas gun-buyers a break — making Texas Independence Day (March 2) a tax-free holiday for anyone who purchases a rifle, pistol, shotgun or semi-automatic.”
Both from TheTruthAboutGuns.com
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2013 10:45 PM (Ipj15)
Les Aspin was always the fall guy for that bastard Clinton and the lack of any attention to anything beyond getting his dick sucked. And that cocksucker Anthony Lake.
I know that Aspin always got dinged about allowing armor to be brought into Mogadishu, but that request was actually just prior to the Blackhawk Down incident, and would not have made any difference one way or another.
Clinton and his whole NSC team were not paying attention to anything, except being bozo mofos.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:45 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (yeM7r)
tsn.ca, then click on curling and look for video on demand.
Let it be noted that Emma Miskew is a babe.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (NDERo)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (nqBYe)
- Bananas
- Gatorade
- tea with honey (read yesterday on web that Peppermint Tea is also great)
...sound good folks?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
Yes. As was smashing a grapefuit in to your annoying spouse's face a la James Cagney! Those were the days!
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:47 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 10:47 PM (doBIb)
I want Pancakes
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 10:36 PM
Can I help you?
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM
It puts the syrup on its skin, or it gets the 'doze again
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at February 26, 2013 10:47 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Socktopus at February 26, 2013 10:47 PM (1FLBb)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (nqBYe)
NDH is still in the Land of the Damned? There is something srsly wrong there . . . I don't even have her email address. If anyone does, would you be so kind as to send my regards? Cause this sucks!
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (vBsZs)
I'm glad to see you, the 60s were a different time. There's a lot that was understood to be normal that we let the bastards undermine. Ms 10077 went through a phase where pots and pans were tools of rebuttal....
the thing is I was spry enough and enough of my hands from playing football were around it was mostly good fun....
"mostly"
glad you popped in, you're always welcome.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (LRFds)
Maureen O'Hara was a doll, and that was just Irish temper. Very sexy.
Maureen is over 80 now and still quite a handsome woman.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (Md8Uo)
GOP has made with Obama is their fear of calling him incompetent. I dont understand how the following hasnt been repeated over and over. "Barack Obama is the only president to have had a budget unanimously rejected by his own party in Congress. It's happened twice. He has a nice famiy, his presidency is historic, but he's incompetent."
That should be the talking point.
Posted by: Carl at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (v1O/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (7B7jB)
toast, biscuits and honey , soothing things,besides the specially special chicken soup.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Thorne Kontos at February 26, 2013 10:38 PM (B0aWm)
yeah, that and his excessive melanin count, which for some reason only shields dems, but not repubs.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (53riN)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (nqBYe)
Ok.
So I watched the original Parent Trap last night and, first, Maureen O'Hara was gorgeous.
Second.... was it really considered charming family fare, in 1961, when O'Hara gave Keith a black eye?
Was popping a spouse during an argument okay back then?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (piMMO)
---
Please, you owe us at least 30,000 more words with that review.
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
My stupid fucktard spouses sure as hell thought it was.
NDH!!!! Are you really here? Are the rumors of your demise greatly exaggerated? Make me happy . . . say yes.
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:49 PM (vBsZs)
No question, but wasn't Lena Horne the ultimate over-90s looker?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (7B7jB)
>>Who's hotter today: Cindy Crawford or Brooke Shields?
Elle Macpherson.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 10:43 PM (peUnS)
I like Brookes style. She moves like a cat.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:44 PM (l86i3)
--Kathy Ireland is still hawt, and is conservative.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (+iA5G)
booze, pills, smelling salts and two hits of CO2 from the soda machine's feed tank....
it always made me feel like a new man....
well a more brain dead one anyway
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (LRFds)
and the name that shall not be mentioned.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (nqBYe)
Dagny was here?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (0PiQ4)
OMG, Rita Hayworth, how hot was she? And a ginger, too.
NDH
is still in the Land of the Damned? There is something srsly wrong
there . . . I don't even have her email address. If anyone does, would
you be so kind as to send my regards? Cause this sucks!
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM
NDH and Ace kissed and made up on Twitter today. I hope they take us all out for ice cream!
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:51 PM (JQuNB)
***
There's no way I can quit this place.
Sometimes, you just have to step away for a few hours.... or a day.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:51 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:51 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)
--------------
That's what I would do if I had big money.
Evangelical schools often do a great job of teaching free markets, the old Protestant work ethic, patriotism, and the values that made the US great. I would love to endow schools like that in the barrio.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 10:48 PM (Md8Uo)
If anyone ever calls me a "handsome woman" I will smite them on the spot (probably with my cane). Srsly, you guys, it's what you say when you mean "you look fab for your ridiculous age, but I am not popping a boner . . . not even close, eeeewwww"
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (vBsZs)
and Dagny..
and the name that shall not be mentioned.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:46 PM (nqBYe)
--bl@zer?
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (4Mv1T)
Irongrampa,
Nice memory.
My first cup of coffe was after a very early morning helping to load up the duck decoys, then fishing for a bit by myself after the guys went hunting.
I caught a couple of crappies and Grandma Nonny and I had them for breakfast, and my coffe probably had more sugar and milk than coffee.
Posted by: alamogordo at February 26, 2013 10:52 PM (HUTO5)
Now... let me piss everyone off and say that, upon further thought, I think Rand Paul made a very shrewd strategic move today.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (l86i3)
noo i was starting a missing people list of those I wish would still chat here.
i would add rum, even though i wasn't a typical nightstalker he was so light and fun, and elizabeth with new baby ect
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (+iA5G)
Yes. She always looks so much better to me, knowing that she actually has a functioning brain.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (JQuNB)
Now... let me piss everyone off and say that, upon further thought, I think Rand Paul made a very shrewd strategic move today.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)
How you figger?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)
marks NDH off the list
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (Cnqmv)
347 Maureen is over 80 now and still quite a handsome woman.
No question, but wasn't Lena Horne the ultimate over-90s looker?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:50 PM (7B7jB)
What am I? Chopped... never mind...
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (Jcd0S)
i would add rum, even though i wasn't a typical nightstalker he was so light and fun, and elizabeth with new baby ect
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (nqBYe)
--rum's a she. Right?
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)
SCREW YOU RINO
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (FsUAO)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
Back in the olden days . . . I don't think she has returned, although her bannenation (?) was 100 percent self-inflicted . . . more's the pity.
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (L7WG+)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 26, 2013 10:55 PM (yeM7r)
You can feel that, he may well have.
I hope you're right and wish you and he luck if you are.
he is a dollar bill during a lap dance's width from joining Christie on the Luap Nor "Fuck You" seat.
You do recall my love for Ronulan Prime and now Krispy Kreme....?
If the GOP no longer stands for Israel, the unborn at all, etc etc etc
I am going party shopping.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (LRFds)
An explanation is definitely needed here?
Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (nqBYe)
Is "curt" a typo or auto-correct?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 10:42 PM (mCvL4)
Now you tell us!
Posted by: Ghosts from the Trail of Tears at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (wR+pz)
An explanation is definitely needed here?
Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (Cnqmv)
That's what I said, How you figger?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 10:57 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 10:57 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 26, 2013 10:54 PM (Jcd0S)
Great, now I'm nauseous again.
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:57 PM (7B7jB)
Rand Paul--let me guess--Hagel was better than whoever else would pop up, plus he kept the Paulians in line, who he needs for any Presidential run in the future.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (SAMxH)
logproff.
er yes she is.
i know my typing sucks donkey things!
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:56 PM (nqBYe)
--Yeah, I figured you knew better --or that I missed a startling revelation in the past 10 days off the grid.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (+iA5G)
Sports talk radio is an example of how the Left has pervaded every aspect of the culture. Today I heard a discussion of how rampant homophobic homophobia is in the NFL. And that this rampant homophobic homophobia is largely due the Christian and biblical beliefs of all too many of the players. And that the NFL needs to come up with a plan to address this bigotry
-----
This is obviously related to Teo. Here's my thought. Sports teamsand most players probably don't care. Sure there area few who would rather not have a gay teammate, but I doubt many truly care. However, what they do care about is a media circus and media scrutiny. My guess is a team would rather not have a gay player on it because of the media circus it would create and not simply because the player is gay. But it makes these sports hosts feel better about themselves to blame it the homophobia, when in reality it is them and the media horde which is likely the biggest problem.
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (Ad4NN)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....
Read 'Dereliction of Duty' if you haven't already if you want to know how bad Clinton really was. It was written by Lt. Col. Buzz Patterson, USAF (ret) who carried the nuke football. Whenever I see this preening jackass I remember this book. This ultimate insider's account reveals how the irresponsible use of power can lead to a terrible price paid by all Americans.
Of course like all things bad, Obama has put this on steroids.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 10:59 PM (BVkEs)
i feel sorry for you guys weeding through my muck
makes face at myself
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:00 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (zOP5o)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (BBWjt)
But that's racist to point out.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:02 PM (FsUAO)
what is everyone up to tonite
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (BBWjt)
NDH is back and I think a discussion on why Rand voted for the Anti Semite.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:02 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 26, 2013 11:02 PM (mJwwB)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (ORGYc)
Sports teamsand most players probably don't care. Sure there area few
who would rather not have a gay teammate, but I doubt many truly care.
However, what they do care about is a media circus and media scrutiny.
My guess is a team would rather not have a gay player on it because of
the media circus it would create and not simply because the player is
gay. But it makes these sports hosts feel better about themselves to
blame it the homophobia, when in reality it is them and the media horde
which is likely the biggest problem.
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 10:58 PM (Ad4NN)
--The self-righteous moral preening of leftard sportsyaks (I love when Taranto calls them "wannabe pundits") when preaching about homosexual issues is such a mirror image of evangelical firebrands they claim to oppose, but they completely miss the irony. Preachiness is tiresome, regardless of where you stand on the issues being preached. Unless you;re a liberal.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (+iA5G)
showtunes, NDH's return, the case for rebellion, Latinos fathering western Civ, the genius of rand paul....
coffee, typos, and gay football
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 26, 2013 11:03 PM (mJwwB)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:04 PM (LRFds)
It's very nearly unforgivable.
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (zOP5o)
I'm thinking so, too. But I'm waiting for NDH to weigh in.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 11:04 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:00 PM (nqBYe)
Don't be ridiculous (oh, what am I saying??) Here's a face for you
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:04 PM (vBsZs)
But that's racist to point out.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:02 PM (FsUAO)
NFL locker rooms are not bastions of tolerance. It's definetly a no Ghey zone.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:04 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (zOP5o)
It's like refusing to marry a woman because she doesn't share the same tastes in breakfast food. When the other option you have is a hag who likes strap-ons, the choice will be clear as day.
You'll forgive him. Unless he starts saying things about the "New York Money Men".
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (FsUAO)
***
Most voters have no damn idea what 'cloture' means. The informed ones do and know that he cast a 'nay' vote when it really counted. He would have been content in holding off on the vote altogether.
However.... when the other jackasses caved, and confirmation became an inevitability, Rand seized on an opportunity to capture some of the younger and Libertarian vote by casting a 'yea' which made no difference whatsoever to the outcome.
I tested the theory by checking in on a young L voter that follows me on twitter and... sure enough.... she approved of his actions. She believes that Lew is where the real fight should take place. She is very pro Rand 2016.
He has expressed his views on Israel and I don't think this vote changes that.
The misstep he made was in his explanation for his vote. That was weak tea.
Frankly, I'm happy to see SOMEONE in the party that seems to think in terms of a long game.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (piMMO)
http://tinyurl.com/alcw844
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie became the eighth Republican governor to back expanding Medicaid under President Barack Obama's health care reform law on Tuesday.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (Ad4NN)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (vBsZs)
I am 1 for 8 in you quiz above.
Shit.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (4Mv1T)
it's worse....if i finally decide a firebarand preacher can't be put off because of too many witnesses then I can fake a blues brothers revival before I go into witsec and they leave happy and content that they 'saved" another lost soul...
moonbat evangelist cannot be fooled because you are scourged not for YOUR salvation but for theirs....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:06 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:06 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Avi at February 26, 2013 11:07 PM (JSaqW)
hi all
what is everyone up to tonite
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:01 PM (BBWjt)
*checks* About 5' 10".
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:05 PM (piMMO)
Let's repackage it for the HQ: He's lying to stoners to trick them into voting for him!
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (FsUAO)
NFL locker rooms are not bastions of tolerance. It's definetly a no Ghey zone
-----
I don't know how true that is. Obviously, I don't really know. But the majority of players are now 10 years younger than I am. I just have a hard time believing that there is rampant homophobia in an NFL locker room. My guess is most players really wouldn't care.
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (Ad4NN)
I don't follow the NFL. I don't give a damn one way or another.
There's a contrarian play here, though. Some NFL team is going to pick him up because he's gay.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (JQuNB)
***
Whew! What a whirlwind!
Still recovering from the jet lag.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (piMMO)
oh I think Professor Maet let's us group fill in the blanks on the test....
of course some nights that is worse than being drunk I suspect...
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2013 11:09 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (YrSVF)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (nqBYe)
right...look HJ I don't want to harsh mellows so to speak he 'lied' by voting precisely like dear old dad would've...
I'd kill for that kind of lie EVER being offered to me with Reagan as dad by the GOP....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: hot air at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (vBsZs)
Unpersuasive.
Rand Paul fucked up he was not playing some 3d chess match.
Its advise and consent the president doesn't always get his nominations through.
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (zOP5o)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (piMMO)
Going against 70 years of protocol and the first time since WWII, Obama orders not one but the docking of 5 naval ships together. The ships in question?
Five nuclear powered aircraft carriers were docked together.
USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN 69)
USS George H.W. Bush (CVN 77)
USS
Enterprise (CVN 65)
USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75)
USS Abraham
Lincoln (CVN 72)
are all in port at Naval Station Norfolk, Va., the
world’s largest naval station. Gee, that worked out real well when FDR did this at Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (vBsZs)
There's a contrarian play here, though. Some NFL team is going to pick him up because he's gay.
----
Again, I disagree. Teams saw the media circus that Tebow became. Coaches don't want to have the media so present. If any team would want to do it, I'm guessing SF (obvious), NYJ (they crave publicity), or Dallas (if you can't win, might as well do this).
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (Ad4NN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Jones in CO
None of us are. Why else is chlorophorm so popular round these parts?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (YrSVF)
i tried to flounce but basically said too tired to flounce and was drawn back in by You cool folks.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (+iA5G)
US customs official...
"anything to declare?"
"yup great to be back home..."
Better than a friend of mine. We weredriving back from Canada into the U.S. when a U.S. customs official asked if we had any weapons.
My friend leaned forward from the back seat and said, "What do you need?"
Turns out Customs officials don't have much of a sense of humor.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (IDSI7)
I'd kill for that kind of lie EVER being offered to me with Reagan as dad by the GOP....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:10 PM (LRFds)
I was being tongue in cheek.
But yes you really caught him wow. What a Jew hater.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Bosk at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (QkFee)
while i would like to agree with you I am rethinking that point where I felt we are weak and being lied to by the donks...
both parties in fact were simply stating reality.
1) Republicans ALWAYS let the Donk President get his pick through and trust the donks to be 'fair" to GOP presidents.
2) democrats often do not and feel no shame at blocking GOP nominees and understand they can nominate all those down with da struggle....
1 and 2 are demonstrably both true.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (nqBYe)
So, 4 carriers.
Still, pretty f*ckin' stupid.
Posted by: navybrat at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (/lng0)
Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 11:13 PM (Dnbau)
Or at least "minds".
'Night folks. Be warm and safe.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 11:14 PM (4Mv1T)
well he ran how many of dear old dad's races for him?
he never seemed to have much issue with the Kult....
the Kult is the over anti-semitism in the Paul cake IMHO.
Is Rand lying when he says he backs Israel or is he "playing the long con and lying" when he gives Obarka his anti-semite SecDef?
I guess the correct answer is simply "yes"
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:14 PM (LRFds)
I'm not seeing the 7th dimension of his chess move, either.
The correct move, if cloture fails on the party line, and assuming you want attention: is to abstain from the main vote. And then explain that the "real" vote (the second one) is in fact the sham vote.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (QTHTd)
Much like standard-work-day, if it wasn't fun to do, why would anyone want to revisit it in teh convo? Move on, it's not just a convocation of shitbirds, although they have pre-empted the phrase. Just my 2 cents.
xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (vBsZs)
This is begging for a terrorist attack. I'd be real nervous right now if I was stationed at or lived in Norfolk.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:12 PM (EAgmr)
Not to worry. al Qaeda burned us on the Academy Awards, which was the primo target of all time.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (IDSI7)
***
A misunderstanding. Plain and simple.
I made a comment that meant one thing but to Ace it appeared to mean another.
Next time, perhaps, I should be more clear.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Truman North at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (I2LwF)
heh....yeah the canadians are a lot more subtle...you ever go up North you can sometimes see the RCMP with C-7s and grins....
polite to a fault though
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (LRFds)
U.S. when a U.S. customs official asked if we had any weapons.
My friend leaned forward from the back seat and said, "What do you need?"
Heh.
How long did they detain you?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (NDERo)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (YrSVF)
NFL locker rooms are not bastions of tolerance. It's definetly a no Ghey zone
Two words: T-formation.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (IDSI7)
NDH, dare I ask just what got started this in the first place? I must have been away as well.
Much
like standard-work-day, if it wasn't fun to do, why would anyone want
to revisit it in teh convo? Move on, it's not just a convocation of
shitbirds, although they have pre-empted the phrase. Just my 2 cents.
xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (vBsZs)
--Gotcha. Just the same, not worth hunting down.
Now I wonder if bl@zer will ever come back.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:15 PM (QTHTd)
I don't really see a reason one way or another to be honest. If he's a Jew Hater, he's running in the wrong party, as the base will push him farther and farther right on it(if he's serious about running).
That said, it was basically meaningless either way.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (piMMO)
How long did they detain you?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 11:16 PM (NDERo)
Not that long. I've been out for weeks now. It happened in the 70s.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (piMMO)
I'd like to see a repub long game myownself, but if Hagel is incompetent then he should never be voted for by and patriot as a matter of principle.
I think I like IG's reationalization better, namely that incompetent as Hagel was, the next buffoon put forward by Obama would be a deliberate "defining incompetence down" nominee and eventually someone worse than Hagel would get in. The problem with that is it is hard to imagine a candidate more incompetent and anti-semitic than Hagel.
H is outta here--enjoy the remainder of the evening!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (Cnqmv)
Anyway, here's some pictures. Enjoy.
http://tinyurl.com/bydo6qa
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (vBsZs)
Hagel's confirmation is a failure of the GOP, who could have blocked him if they so chose. There were numersous reasons to block him, all valid, including simple partisan politics. I wanted him blocked mainly to boost the spirts of the base to show that you can stop Obama at one thing. It helped that you would be blocking an Israel-hating nut who is completely unqualified to run a burger king, let alone the Dept of Defense. The GOP is to blame here.
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (Ad4NN)
why aren't all our carriers roaming the world's oceans, looking for the shit?
Silly question. Because all the shit's here now.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (ORGYc)
Hi! When's the wet t-shirt competition?
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:17 PM (IDSI7)
you sly bastid, that was funny!!
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (xopQc)
what does it acually Truly bring?
Hagel is not only irresponsible in His comments, He stated He really knows little about the positions He is supposed to guard.
How is this a plus for US. I can only see He has a GOP brans on him, he's a jerk and a idiot.
and we will be blamed for any disaster foreign policy wise Because he IS gop
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (BBWjt)
Now I wonder if bl@zer will ever come back.
Major no. I do miss that snarky muthafucka, though.
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (vBsZs)
--You still can't type that ginger's name after all these years, either.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (+iA5G)
The carriers were the only ships not at Pearl Harbor luckily for the USA and countless conspiracy theorists.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (qo244)
Anyone who gets Louis Farrakahns dominus vobiscum simply cannot be secretary of defense - cannot!
Rand Paul fucked up!
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (zOP5o)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow
What are we going to do with you? So many drama free women out there, go find yourself one. Life is way too short.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (YrSVF)
NDH, Velma and me aren't working out.
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:19 PM (BBWjt)
--Wha? What happened?
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:18 PM (vBsZs)
He could really pop it out.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:20 PM (nqBYe)
***
the last we chatted, about three or four days ago, you seemed to be coming to the realization that pulling off the band-aid might be the best way to go.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (piMMO)
It is still funny when talking about "The Gamilon-ish Play", though.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:22 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:22 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:22 PM (Ad4NN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:23 PM (xopQc)
Holy shit, he was part of our soulless cabal?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:23 PM (YrSVF)
I love everyone here writ large.
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:21 PM (MYBiY)
--What's your poison tonight?
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:23 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:23 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 11:24 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:24 PM (Ad4NN)
Posted by: Baldy at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (opS9C)
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte
right back atcha, buddy . . . you have always been one of the finest!! i think all the time how lucky i am to be able to conviviate with folks who still have working brain cells. it's a real blessing in my life, i never ever take it for granted.
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 11:24 PM (vfB2N)
What is frightening, is that even though we may be facing an increasingly hurried collapse, we may still be the "last man standing"...
This will not end well.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (Vk2pI)
I think the ones who look the best are the ones who haven't had their lips inflated like balloons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (9H+iJ)
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:25 PM (MYBiY)
My penis stands like the tallest water oak. My nutsack strains to contain the boulders of my manhood.
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (JQuNB)
<<What's the real story? Welcome to the sequester.
First, the picture was actually taken in mid-December, not this
month. Second, none was ordered into port for "routine maintenance."
The USS Enterprise was retired from the Navy in January. It's being dismantled.
The USS Eisenhower deployed on Thursday and is on its way to the
Middle East to relieve the USS Stennis, which will return to its home
port on the West Coast. The Eisenhower was in port for two months to get
its flight deck resurfaced.>>
Link to MPR http://tinyurl.com/apah7f7
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (qo244)
aircraft carriers and subs, bombers and jets, and special forces.
and really cool stealthy black helicopters full of stone killers
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (xopQc)
We are the healthiest horse in the whole damn glue factory.
I am not being cute. The only thing saving us right now is the fact that everyone else is hosed way worse than us.
Yeah, cheerful, ain't it?
Posted by: navybrat at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (/lng0)
Babe . . . babe . . . come by Joxer Daly's if u can . . . I will be there from 5:30-ish till about 7:00. Cheap drinks and awesome pub food. e me at carolinvenice at the hooyah if you want. i would kill to meet you.
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:28 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM
I'm not familiar with this "bonesmuggler" term; I thought the accepted term was "butt-pirate"...
No, wait; now I see the difference between "pitcher" and "catcher"
bah, that's baseball, not football
somebody please 'splain /ricky ricardo
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2013 11:28 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:28 PM (MYBiY)
He was proud as punch until he saw that I spelled it M-a-u-r-e-e-n.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 26, 2013 11:29 PM (qqZuQ)
Which speaks to an idea that I have long considered - some kind of global reset.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
But how?
Scratches beard....
Drinks scotch....
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:29 PM (zOP5o)
Posted by: LindaFell at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (PGO8C)
That place could be the set up shot where huggie bear comes out and talks to the cops.
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:30 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:31 PM (xopQc)
***
The tallest midget
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:31 PM (piMMO)
aircraft carriers and subs, bombers and jets, and special forces.>>
Those are not the best tools to use against our biggest threat "The Tea Party" so a billion rounds of ammo please.
Posted by: Jan Napalitono at February 26, 2013 11:31 PM (qo244)
Posted by: otho at February 26, 2013 11:32 PM (yBF/9)
No. It's in teh crappy part of culver city on Washington just east of Sepulveda. Srsly, e me. We'll hook up at some point. I work in Century City, drive by fox 2x a day. Which is 2x too often, but i still haven't hit the lottery so i gotta do it. fuck me running
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:32 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 26, 2013 11:32 PM (JQuNB)
***
and spiders.
lots and lots of hairy. black spiders
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM (QTHTd)
A food truck that sold tasty sausages (unfortunately named "Sausage-Fest") was selling their tasty sausages next to a bunch of radical vegans who gave out a dollar to watch their 4min. movie about 10 BILLION DEAD animals that went to feed humans. Many people picked up that dollar and then used it to tip the sausage vendors.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:34 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:33 PM
Lasersand spiderguns?
Posted by: otho at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (yBF/9)
***
HA!!!
Meat-eaters are the best.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)
Indian Ocean? Tough call. Pirates in Somalia or pirates in Indonesia?
I'd go Somalia.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (QTHTd)
Oh gag. The mental picture of that little shit weasel
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (YrSVF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 11:36 PM (SpEuH)
Posted by: General Woundwort at February 26, 2013 11:37 PM (zOP5o)
I agree with this, the Euro falling apart would be the best thing for the U.S. In the long run were still screwed, it's got nothing to do with exchange rates.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:37 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:26 PM (xopQc)
Tell me about it. For the past few years, I've only gone to local cons that I can drive to and back from my home in the Vegas area... only making one exception for the Reno WorldCon a couple of years ago when I went with my Dad.
[Explicative Deleted] SCoaMF...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (Vk2pI)
...and they have already predetermined that the first bonesmuggler pro athlete will be Robinson's moral equivalent.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:11 PM
I'm not familiar with this "bonesmuggler" term; I thought the accepted term was "butt-pirate"...
No, wait; now I see the difference between "pitcher" and "catcher"
bah, that's baseball, not football
somebody please 'splain /ricky ricardo
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2013 11:28 PM (JMmQ9)
--Hey, I just picked up bonesmuggler from Beavis and Butt-Head.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (+iA5G)
They're great topped with BullsEye's Texas-style bbq sauce.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (SpEuH)
really know. But the majority of players are now 10 years younger than I
am. I just have a hard time believing that there is rampant homophobia
in an NFL locker room. My guess is most players really wouldn't care.
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 11:08 PM
The big fat elephant in the room that sportscaster won't touch is that most players are black, and most blacks aren't exactly leading the parades for gay rights
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (mCvL4)
>>
If they do this regularly it would be funny to set up a booth with a pig (or just the picture) that has a sign that says once we raise X amount of $ this pig will be slaughtered and made into sausage for X food shelter.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:39 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (piMMO)
"It's whats for dinner tonight.....
Which reminds me. I'm sure somebody already thought of this, but what the hey.
"Mommy, where's my pony? Where's my pony Mom? You promised me one this year."
"Shut up and eat your IKEA meatballs."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:35 PM
Not at all. The SR-71 is already a fuck off don't mess with me kind of plane. Add to that a reputation for reigning death, then spiders and the project pays for itself.
Posted by: otho at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (yBF/9)
We want a pitcher not a belly itcher!
Is that a banana in your pocket, Smithers?
Posted by: c montgomery burns at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (ORGYc)
I,Lurk- microwave the chips and condensed milk in 30 second increments, stirring in between until completely melted then pour into a form/ pan and cool. Cut with a sharp knife that is warmed in hot water and wiped dry.
Posted by: LindaFell at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (MYBiY)
I would be the Ray Liotta of Commanders in Chief
"Fuck you- bombs. Fuck you- bombs."
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (8sCoq)
Shit, tape it. Don't you still have a VCR? I got a box of like 60 tapes that my dad made me find on the interwebz right before he got sick.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (YrSVF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (xKC/c)
Mmm. Could go for some Johnsonville Hot Links right now.
They're great topped with BullsEye's Texas-style bbq sauce.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (7B7jB)
Huh-huh. He said Johnsonville. Huh huh huhuhuh.
Yeah-yeah! Hot links! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee.
Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at February 26, 2013 11:41 PM (+iA5G)
The US economy is the diced carrot amongst the pile of vomit
The corn kernel embedded in the turd.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (7B7jB)
So, they give King Cool a pass. That might stop some day, but not until we have another crash or the FSA tries to get some free Obamacare next year. Then the shit may hit the fan but only then.
Posted by: PJ at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (ZWaLo)
Canned unicorn meat. Its on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ak5sogk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (xopQc)
"Compared to the rest of the world's currency, the dollar looks pretty good; it's the healthiest patient on the floor."
I
agree with this, the Euro falling apart would be the best thing for the
U.S. In the long run were still screwed, it's got nothing to do with
exchange rates.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:37 PM (NzBQO)
The problem is that the world's major powers are playing currency games. The Yuan is being kept low to suck all the manufacturing jobs out of the rest of the world, the dollar is being pushed low to fund Dem corruption, the Euro is being kept high (to Greece's detriment) to try to pretend they're as successful as the US, the Yen is a storehouse of value in a society undergoing demographic collapse....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Grand High Pooh Bah at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (O7S1G)
Just remembered: who was it who posted a few weeks ago that they may
need disk herniation surgery, or had similar symptoms? I think it was
BCochran but not sure.
Can give you a bit of a preview of what to
expect, once in the hospital. NOT fun, but at least I got it over with
(and hope NEVER to see another urinary catheter again... they "install"
those monsters without ANY anesthetic/drugs whatsoever).
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 10:37 PM (7B7jB)
If you are talking about lumbar area disk surgery, I don't think they give you a urinary catheter, but I don't really remember them doing it to me, so if they did, I was out.
Here's how my back surgery back in 2004 went:
Arrived at hospital at 6am.
Went to pre-op at about 7am.
Woke up in hospital room at noon.
Ate some lunch, walked down the hall, rocked a piss.
Wife brought the car around at 3pm.
We were eating Outback carryout at 6p at home.
By the end of the week I was walking 2 miles a day.
You may want to make sure that you take some stool softeners after surgery, cause it kinda gets real hard. The surgery is pretty much become like getting your tonsils out.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (Zd/NW)
Speaking of meat eaters, check out number 3 on this list.
hehe
http://t.co/Te8XDFkhMj
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:40 PM (piMMO)
--Leave it to pretentious New York shitheads to shell out four figures for a hot dog. (Just assuming it was a NYC restaurant. Didn't read.)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (+iA5G)
"Compared to the rest of the world's currency, the dollar looks pretty good; it's the healthiest patient on the floor."
I
agree with this, the Euro falling apart would be the best thing for the
U.S. In the long run were still screwed, it's got nothing to do with
exchange rates.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:37 PM (NzBQO)
"Borrowing" forty cents on every dollar works until it stops working.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (vfB2N)
The big fat elephant in the room that
sportscaster won't touch is that most players are black, and most blacks
aren't exactly leading the parades for gay rights
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:38 PM (mCvL4)
I once saw a stat that said hockey players were the most accepting of it. Most people claimed it was because a lot were Canadian, I'm not so sure about that. Oh and comparing it to Jackie Robinson is beyond crazy.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: qdpsteve (huh heh) at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (7B7jB)
It does not take a majority to prevail...but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:44 PM (8sCoq)
need disk herniation surgery, or had similar symptoms? I think it was
BCochran but not sure.
****
I think it might be Jewel?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:44 PM (piMMO)
How would sir prefer his donkey penis?
Posted by: the servers at Eton at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (xKC/c)
I just can't get the younger gen of 'anime' fans near me to bestir themselves. Unless I mention San Diego Comic Con then they scream about lack of funds.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (xopQc)
Canned unicorn meat. Its on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ak5sogk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:42 PM (xopQc)
Nah. If you really want to freak them out, then serve whole rabbit stuffed with Easter eggs during Easter dinner...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (Vk2pI)
I was DYING to go home when I got discharged from Alamitos, but looking back I'm glad I took the rehab. They basically re-taught me how to walk properly and covered a lot of stuff that otherwise I wouldn't have thought of in terms of healing my back and avoiding pain in the future.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:46 PM (7B7jB)
The best thing is you can pick your teeth with the horn once you've done eating. I think that was linked on a long-ago ONT, BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (ORGYc)
****
#3 is a burger wagon that made fun of all the gourmet burger bullshit by creating the most pretentious burger imaginable. It has caviar, gold leaf. and three $100 bills in it and costs $666.
They call it the "Doucheburger".
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (xopQc)
hope she didn't have to shovel any of it
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)
CPAC didn't invite him to speak. That'll be good for a few weeks of whining how those extremists just won't accept anyone with "reasonable solutions"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:48 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:48 PM (xopQc)
They call it the "Doucheburger".
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)
I heart that, NDH!!
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:48 PM (vBsZs)
>>
Hell skip the lasers and make a shit load of smaller versions of the Japanese Fu-Go balloons but with spiders. I'd cut off the go and just call the FU spider bombers but that's just me.
http://www.japaneseballoonbombs.com/
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:48 PM (qo244)
most accepting of it. Most people claimed it was because a lot were
Canadian, I'm not so sure about that. Oh and comparing it to Jackie
Robinson is beyond crazy.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:43 PM (NzBQO)
--Be that as it may wrt acceptance of gays with the NHL, it still has some racial issues, and not the phony made-up kind. Remember just last season when some asshats threw bananas on the rink at a black player?I hope it's better here in Winnipeg. Evander Kane had another great night, got three points in MSG.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (+iA5G)
Glad your experience was over quick, MrCaniac.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (7B7jB)
Bonesmuggler = Trouserpilot = Buttpirate = Rumpranger.
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (8sCoq)
I worked at Long Beach Memorial for 11 years. Hope they took good care of you - sounds like they did.
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (EAgmr)
gourmet burger bullshit by creating the most pretentious burger
imaginable. It has caviar, gold leaf. and three $100 bills in it and
costs $666.
They call it the "Doucheburger".
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)
--I saw "douche" in the name of the video, but thought it was given by the uploader. That it was taken on by the makers is splendid satire.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (Dnbau)
Old family story, which will out me to my sibs and cousins if they're reading.
Grandma used to raise rabbits for meat and to sell. One spring there was no money for ham, so on Easter she served rabbit for dinner.
Her rather young children drew the obvious conclusion, she had cooked the Easter Bunny.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (xKC/c)
I just can't get the younger gen of 'anime' fans near me to bestir themselves. Unless I mention San Diego Comic Con then they scream about lack of funds.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:45 PM (xopQc)
Overall, pretty good. The WorldCons tend to skew older, as seen by the fact that they still use the old card system for attendees to keep in contact!
LOTS of books and other goodies in the dealers room. While there were some leftist enviornmental themed panels, they tended to be the exception than the norm. I did end up buying a bunch of books, table top games, and a duffelbag o' dice (and I already had enough d10 percentile dice to choke a horse).
They did have a couple of anime rooms, and showed AMV Hell I through IV. Thankfully they avoided the "0" and "/0" series... which not even I will dare watch ever again...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 11:51 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)
Hey morons -- help me out.
I lost a bookmark and I can't remember the name of the blog. I know somebody here can help me out.
It's from the UK (maybe written by an expat?) that features all sorts of military, political, comics and hot totties stuff. There's a pic of an RAF Spitfire in the upper right corner of the page.
I gotta find the place and bookmark it again.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 26, 2013 11:52 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 26, 2013 11:53 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Kaitian at February 26, 2013 11:53 PM (yFs0i)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 26, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)
lacking in ideological purity, I guess. To be clear, he tweeted that he wasn't invited, which might be different from not welcome.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:53 PM (8sCoq)
Did they ever time the traffic lights on Santa Monica Blvd going through BH and Century City to speed up things? It was a nightmare even with light traffic
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (MYBiY)
Watching 'Fuck It, we'll do it live Factor' and Krauthammer is talking about making the CPAC more open.
Yeah, that's the problem.
Posted by: RWC at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (sqp6o)
creating the most pretentious burger imaginable. It has caviar, gold
leaf. and three $100 bills in it and costs $666.
They call it the "Doucheburger".>>
I always thought the gold leaf in food or booze was douchy enough but grinding up cloth for me to eat is even worse. At least the servants could get something of value panning my shit for gold. There's no way they have the talent to put the Benjamens back to spendable.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (qo244)
Cheri: they did. Not only was the food better with more variety, they had an incredible rehab gym (first time I ever met a gym I liked) and a computer room stocked with new iMacs. And the actualy PT/OT thereapists were great. Lots of good advice, never too tough on me at any time, and tailored to my needs.
Not surprising you worked there, given your good advice here. :-)
Seeing how well everything worked at LB Memorial also helped to make me a bit more scared of what folks may be in for with Obamacare. Sad to think that level of care, thoroughness, and wide-ranging expertise may be endangered.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (7B7jB)
that horse meat in Europe? Looks like its from Texas. Belgian guy, who
was supplier of horse/cow meat mixture in Europe, also owns a horse meat
packing plant in TX, largest one in US. No shit, its called "Unicorn"
meats.
Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 11:50 PM (Dnbau)
--Just read that IKEA was busted for having horse meat in its meatballs somewhere. Not a good year for the chain, since just a couple months ago they also got a big reveal about using prisoner labor from East Germany back in the day.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (+iA5G)
****
That'll do.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:54 PM (piMMO)
shit happens. now it happens really, really fast.
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (vBsZs)
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (SpEuH)
***
The closest IKEA to me is two hours away and I've been once.
I ate the Swedish meatballs.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:56 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2013 11:56 PM (ORGYc)
I once saw a stat that said hockey players were the most accepting of it.
Even more than soccer players? I hate to think what goes on in their locker room.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:57 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 11:57 PM (NzBQO)
Ok, some of those 80s models are downright scary now, and I noticed that to me they all like more alike now (maybe they have the same plastic surgeon?) than they did back in the day.
Posted by: Mamma B at February 26, 2013 11:57 PM (V3vec)
Posted by: Panhandler at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (rZ5RE)
***
Oh thank goodness!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (EAgmr)
"HEY!" "Where did Boxer go??"
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM (SpEuH)
The contract she had with me was up.
Enjoy your new microphone-fellatio expert as Senator, Californians!!!
Posted by: Satan (D. - Hell) at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (Vk2pI)
whatever it is, they can't use their hands
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (8sCoq)
Wasn't that McGinty's? Or was that on Wilshire?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (YrSVF)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (piMMO)
The horse balls were in Europe. North America, supposedly, isn't affected.
***
Oh thank goodness!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (piMMO)
--Well, it would have made your nick even funnier if you had had horsey meat.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and a Bucket at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (yMhSa)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (vBsZs)
whatever it is, they can't use their hands
I shudder to think of how they throw someone a towel.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (7B7jB)
Some animals are more equal than other animals
"HEY!" "Where did Boxer go??"
She's probably off to train for the Stupid Olympics, although God knows she's a lock for the gold.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:59 PM (IDSI7)
When Chris Christie's belly button goes from "inie" to "outie"
best not to be in the same room......
jus sayin......
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (SpEuH)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (BVkEs)
****
Heh, and eeeeeeww
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2013 11:58 PM (EAgmr)Yep. Sad, sad, sad.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Kaitian at February 26, 2013 11:53 PM (yFs0i)
I'll take this opportunity to note that I got all 33. Because I got all 33.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 27, 2013 12:00 AM (vfB2N)
I shudder to think of how they throw someone a towel.
You could probably start a riot by throwing a bar of soap into the locker room.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 27, 2013 12:01 AM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at February 27, 2013 12:01 AM (yMhSa)
Can't stand these pretentious cake eaters.
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 27, 2013 12:01 AM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 12:02 AM (vBsZs)
I didn't even finish college
So David Brooks, wherever you are ... Fuck you too !!
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:04 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 12:04 AM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (JQuNB)
I got a little bump sitting at a light in Hamilton last Friday. She was cited. I have had several calls from medical therapy clinics, text messages from lawyers, calls from lawyers and when I checked my mail today three letters from the ambulance chasers. It is disgusting. Let's not kid ourselves. These guys are there to seduce me into milking all that I can from the insurance company. They wouldn't be doing it if they hadn't been successful in the past in appealing to man's base instinct to profit from others misfortune. We have way too many damn lawyers.
Andf BTW 32 of 33. The one I missed was a case of sloppy reading Chummmmmmmmmps.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (JKNDp)
Fucker is rehashing speeches again. (yeah 'comedians' Nothing to work with there.)
And fuxk Keith Ellison talking about journalism ethics.
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (sqp6o)
Rich Lowry deserves blackballing from all Right venues just for his "Al Sharpton was right" comment re: Zimmerman.
Goldberg, not so much.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (QTHTd)
Oh yeah, but I take it a step further. After all the bullshit up there while my mom was in and out of the hospital, one of my new goals in life is to NEVER go to Santa Monica ever again. Fucking marxists.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (YrSVF)
Posted by: Journolist feeling no pain Slainte at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (MYBiY)
Thanks for the warning Richard. About Christie's navel.
Really, thanks, I just pictured that in my mind.
Serious, guy, thanks.
Posted by: alamogordo at February 27, 2013 12:06 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:06 AM (xopQc)
Ah yes, Ellison, hero of free expression. Nakoula "Sam" Basseley still in prison, I hear?
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:07 AM (QTHTd)
Um, Madame Senator, that's a gun, not a dildo.
Posted by: jim at February 27, 2013 12:07 AM (VwhRo)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:07 AM (qo244)
I didn't even finish college
So David Brooks, wherever you are ... Fuck you too !!
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:04 AM (mCvL4)
This can't be true. This. Can. Not. Be. True.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at February 27, 2013 12:08 AM (JQuNB)
CPAC gave Jonah Goldberg an award two years ago. Now he's not welcome.
shit happens. now it happens really, really fast.
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2013 11:55 PM
A lot of folks promised to love and to cherish, to have and to hold, till death do them part
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:08 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 11:57 PM (IDSI7)
Soccer players are some of the dumbest on earth, tons of racists. Most internationals drop out of school around the age of 12 to enter soccer academy's. American soccer players have the most book smart of any pros, but we suck at the game.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 12:09 AM (NzBQO)
Ohio Dan,
I fell in my own damn driveway in the snow and broke my ankle,and two lawyers called me wanting to know if I wanted to sue the homeowner.
Lawyers sometimes are the bottom of the pile of the pits under the snake bellies under the moles etc. etc.
But not all lawyers, in case there are some good ones reading this.
Really, I didn't mean it about you.
Posted by: alamogordo at February 27, 2013 12:09 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (xopQc)
Night Prof.
Dream of sunset sailing to Santa Cruz Island....
Wind outa the NE with the warmth from the deserts...just enough to keep the sails full and not needing to don a sweater....
now pop that cork and sip some fine Cab as the island fills your view.....
night to you sir....
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (SpEuH)
Posted by: The Regular Guy at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (nov+8)
SaMo is shitbird central, buddy . . . no lie. You might as well just arrest yourself.
Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2013 12:02 AM (vBsZs)
I was actually born in SaMo. I'd like to think I've improved my lot since.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (YrSVF)
They don't call it the "People's Republic of Santa Monica" for nothing!
I'm glad I escaped the West L. A. area a decade ago...
Posted by: The Political Hat (former Angeleno) at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (kaalw)
Depends. Are they semi-automatic or automatic?
Posted by: jim at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (VwhRo)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (bxiXv)
eating horse meat. Is this a story because they aren't labeling it to
cut costs? They were going and maybe have already openp a human
consumption horse meat processing plant in Minnesota recently.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:07 AM (qo244)
When Trigger died, Roy Rogers had him stuffed. It must have taken a metric fuckton of sage and bread crumbs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 12:11 AM (29+x5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:10 AM (xopQc)
She's probably appoint a dildo task force run by Sandra Fluke...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (Vk2pI)
Not sure, but he's using the ' I know you are but what am I' now.
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (sqp6o)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (YrSVF)
Driving on Santa Monica Blvd through West Hollywood, I saw the storefronts and said ... ooohhhh-kayyyyyy , I think I've found the gay part of town ....
Needless to say, when I arrived at the Pier in Santa Monica, I was expecting to see Baywatch type babes
I .. did ... NOT
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: RWC
I posted earlier about Ellison and his fellow twat Maxine Waters complaining about the debt clock being on the wall in the chamber as it is only a "political prop". So, whenever a dem speaks in the chamber, the clock must be taken down. They actually voted on this shit.
Just when you think it can't possibly get any worse....
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: alamogordo at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (mCvL4)
Someone should have warned you about that...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:13 AM (Vk2pI)
Lemme guess. You saw a bunch of gang bangers in cut off levis and white tshirts. the men AND the women.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:14 AM (YrSVF)
30-year-old billionaire Lynsi Torres, finally speaking to press:
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/torres-496945-company-snyder.html
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:14 AM (7B7jB)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:15 AM (BBWjt)
It's good that Priebus is out and about in LA and trying to win new converts and all, but,the only way the RNC is gonna sway the spanish speaking crowd is by "discovering" a spanish speaking Limbaugh and putting him or her on a spanish speaking station. And by "discovering" I mean cultivating.
Long term strategy Priebus. Do you f*cking speak it?!!
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 27, 2013 12:15 AM (4DD4V)
time?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM (YrSVF)
Nabbed the number.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:15 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 27, 2013 12:16 AM (tOkJB)
I think sage is for fowl rosemary is for ungulates
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:16 AM (qo244)
I mean, I admit, PC hardware is not designed up to five nines specs. It doesn't support perfect reliability, period.
But if you can't make a window manager that can't lock the main OS and prevent a shutdown, you are not even trying.
Also, fucking focus-stealing should be, like, I don't know, five years in prison. Per instance.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (QTHTd)
speaking crowd is by "discovering" a spanish speaking Limbaugh and
putting him or her on a spanish speaking station. And by "discovering" I
mean cultivating.
Long term strategy Priebus. Do you f*cking speak it?!!
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 27, 2013 12:15 AM (4DD4V)
Great idea, put him on a channel with some rancheros music and you've got a solid plan.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (JKNDp)
I am nursing a decades-long hate of programmers.
I mean, I admit, PC hardware is not designed up to five nines specs. It doesn't support perfect reliability, period.
But if you can't make a window manager that can't lock the main OS and prevent a shutdown, you are not even trying.
Also, fucking focus-stealing should be, like, I don't know, five years in prison. Per instance.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (bxiXv)
Well, back in the day the advice was, "if you're running Windoze, that's your problem."
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (kaalw)
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/torres-496945-company-snyder.html
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:14 AM (7B7jB)
Dammit! Now I want a 3X3 Animal Style!
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (Vk2pI)
Stab. Stab stab.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:19 AM (bxiXv)
finger puzzle, as a show and tell similar to a stint. Hope I can keep
the little savages attention for 10 minutes.
don't forget the cattle prod
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:19 AM (BBWjt)
about my heart attack. Yes I will be immersing myself in the social
caldron of teen angst known as high school.
You're not worried about ANOTHER heart attack?
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:19 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM (7B7jB)
--Be that as it may wrt acceptance of gays with
the NHL, it still has some racial issues, and not the phony made-up
kind. Remember just last season when some asshats threw bananas on the
rink at a black player?I hope it's better here in Winnipeg. Evander Kane
had another great night, got three points in MSG.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:49 PM (+iA5G)
That took place in Europe. It is always refreshing to see our much wiser betters in Europe teaching us about tolerance.
There was a dust up on twitter, IIRC, a couple of years ago when a black player scored a GWG in the playoffs, and I think it was the Boston fans that twittered a few racist things.
Funny how the teams in the South have fewer problems with the racism than the solid blue cities of the north.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM (Zd/NW)
I get it.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:17 AM (QTHTd)
BURN THE MATH WITCH!!1!~`eleventy!!1!
Posted by: MSNB☭ at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (kaalw)
Yeah, well I've trashed enough macs and unix systems not to be a worshipper.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:21 AM (Lv9bM)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:12 AM
Parents of murderered children are used like cardboard cut outs with these fuckers.
(is there anything worse than 'fuckers' because that word no longer represents them and their followers.)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:21 AM (sqp6o)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:21 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:22 AM (xopQc)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:22 AM (JKNDp)
So they actualy have a couple union guys take it down each time. They could buy one of those electric projector screens that would at a press of a button cover it and then project on to it the images they wanted behind them. This is one of the problems I have with these fucks they aren't forced to have any imagination in spending my money.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (qo244)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (YrSVF)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:24 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:24 AM (Lv9bM)
demented ebola pustules?
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:24 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (gqEUi)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (JKNDp)
I used to love driving the freeways late at night just to look at all the lights, or drive along Mulholland for the same reason.
I still think of the overlook on Mulholland in Hollywood Hills, where you can see downtown, Hollywood, or The Valley if you walk up to the overlook on top of the hill. Loved Griffith Observatory at night too, used to go there at sunset
I miss Manhattan Beach too
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (BBWjt)
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In the realm of fast food, yeah. But there's a whole lot of other places I'd rather go before 5 guys. And for a quick crave, it's overpriced. I prefer Wendy's for that.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (Y5I9o)
speaking crowd is by "discovering" a spanish speaking Limbaugh and
putting him or her on a spanish speaking station. And by "discovering" I
mean cultivating.
This is one notion on how to sell Spanish-speakers on immigration control:
Tell the old matriarchs, who were brought in by their sons, and who actually watch Univision - that all those illegal immigrants are going to take jobs from their kids. Which money said kids will then not be able to use to take care of mama.
The whole cross-border gangbanger issue, the matriarchs aren't going to like either; this can be played up as well.
Right now the Hispanic population is supporting amnesty because they have cousins or whatever. Tell them that it's not sustainable if every other family has cousins or whatever, from Guatemala or Chiapas rather than sorta-almost First World states like Nuevo Leon.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:26 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (xopQc)
we have a shitload of snow
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:25 AM (BBWjt)
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It really came down today, didn't it? I was downtown; didn't leave the building until about 3:30 for lunch, and hated every second.
I guess it was too much to believe we'd got through winter without a big one...
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Y5I9o)
Or we could tattoo the difference between 2006 debt projections and 2008 debt projections on Democrat's faces.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:24 AM (bxiXv)
Is a ball-peen hammer considered an appropriate device for tattooing?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Lv9bM)
Tomoprrow morning I will be going to my granddaughters school to speak
about my heart attack. Yes I will be immersing myself in the social
caldron of teen angst known as high school. I am bringing an electrical
tool for pulling cable, similar to a Chinese finger puzzle, as a show
and tell similar to a stint. Hope I can keep the little savages
attention for 10 minutes.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:18 AM (JKNDp)
You're going to a school to talk about a heart attack? Good luck. For those kids heart attacks only happen to old people. They won't care.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (BuSM8)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:23 AM (BBWjt)
No burger can satisfy like an "Animal Style" In-N-Out...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (Vk2pI)
There aren't any here in Canada, but Five Guys has appeared in a few Alberta towns. Their burgers are very good, and the fries are among the best you can get these days, IMHO. Of course, Five Guys is priced way higher than In-and -Out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (29+x5)
Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone about the south bay, or the hipster douchebags will completely overrun it and ruin it too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (YrSVF)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (kaalw)
Hey, with all this debt, we might not be able to afford the right tools.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (bxiXv)
these fucks they aren't forced to have any imagination in spending my
money.
Posted by: Buzzsaw
And in the video I saw of this, the Repubics sat there silently. Just for once I'd like to see one of them stand up like they had a pair and call these Marxists out for what they are. Just. Once.
But no - they might be called racists or anti-islamic! Vapors!
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (EAgmr)
Funny how the teams in the South have fewer problems with the racism than the solid blue cities of the north.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 12:20 AM
Boston has always had the biggest closet racists. Town damn near blew when that one guy murdered his wife and claimed that a black guy carjacked them.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:29 AM (mCvL4)
It is within my Right as a poster on this blog to say......
"Rum"
and......something else.....though......I can't say what...
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:29 AM (SpEuH)
amnesty because they have cousins or whatever. Tell them that it's not
sustainable if every other family has cousins or whatever, from Guatemala or Chiapas rather than sorta-almost First World states like Nuevo Leon.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:26 AM (QTHTd)
I find it bizarre that *anyone* already here wouldn't support a crackdown at the border. Even if they're standing at Home Depot with 20 other guys -- would they rather be standing there with 200?!?!? It's not like there would be any more work.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:30 AM (kaalw)
They also have Mexican cokes...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:30 AM (Vk2pI)
I was expecting to see Baywatch type babes
Lemme guess. You saw a bunch of gang bangers in cut off levis and white tshirts. the men AND the women.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:14 AM
Bingo!
Most of the beach crowd were obese latinos.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:31 AM (mCvL4)
When sexting a woman, what's the best term for the female, uhm, "chest area"? "Boobs" sounds a little childish, "Breasts" sounds a little too medical, and "tits" may be a tad vulgar.
...and of course saying "I want to lick your elbows" definitely wouldn't work! ...unless I was sending it to one of you
Posted by: Icedog at February 27, 2013 12:34 AM (ZolUS)
I was expecting to see Baywatch type babes
---
That thought has to be up there among the ranks of "most frequently dashed expectations".
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:34 AM (Y5I9o)
Fair warning, ads at link are NSFE
http://tinyurl.com/bbg8acn
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 27, 2013 12:35 AM (Vk2pI)
Which is why I only take my kiddo's to beaches above Santa Barbara...
granted, the water may be colder, but the sands are far more safer
FUCK L.A!
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:35 AM (SpEuH)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:35 AM (BBWjt)
http://tinyurl.com/bbg8acn
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 27, 2013 12:35 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (YrSVF)
Oh Ima coming.
Either that or Lex Luthor with several small Iranian nukes will set me off.
Posted by: The Big One at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (EV9p4)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (Y5I9o)
In-and-Out has good food, better than your typical fast food. And very clean, they are, too.
There
aren't any here in Canada, but Five Guys has appeared in a few Alberta
towns. Their burgers are very good, and the fries are among the best you
can get these days, IMHO. Of course, Five Guys is priced way higher
than In-and -Out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM (29+x5)
One thing about In-and-Out is that they "bounce" while they work. Like FedEx guys when I interacted with FedEx more often (don't know if they still do). There aren't any clockwatchers; the person that took your order might wipe your table when you're done; the fry-guys are chunkin' potatoes while the last batch is in the oil. I was a production guy from '89-'97, and it makes me smile. And I've never been in a bad, draggy one.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (kaalw)
zeera, don't even get me thinking about collapsing roofs, now I'm going to have nightmares of suffocating in snow
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (BBWjt)
Any ettes who have ever watched the bachelor have to watch the spoof show called Burning Love, really funny.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (vgd4f)
Either that or Lex Luthor with several small Iranian nukes will set me off.
Posted by: The Big One at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (EV9p4)
A little mood music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8vmaj75xzE
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (Vk2pI)
Not if you go to the right beach, and there are plenty.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (YrSVF)
I miss Manhattan Beach too
Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone about the south bay, or the hipster douchebags will completely overrun it and ruin it too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:28 AM
The hipsters took over Atwater Village. Used to be able to get a normal meal at normal prices, but when I left a few years the area between Glendale Blvd and Los Feliz Blvd became all hipster niche shit. The only "normal" place was the Starbucks that used to be the carnaceria when it was all a working class hispanic and filipino neighborhood.
Little bit of curiosity .. in the weeks after 9-11, I saw all sorts of American flags in Atwater Village when it was a hispanic neighborhood, but very few around Silverlake and Los Feliz.
Los Feliz had the Hollywood types walking out on their lawns with candles on that Friday night the 14th for the "candlelight memorial"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (kaalw)
That's what she said.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (Y5I9o)
717 zeera at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Lv9bM)
I heard on a newsbreak that roofs are collasping. Seems the specs didn't account for snowloads of this magnitude. That would suck.
... bb...b...but ... GOREBAL WARMING !!!11!
Posted by: Arbalest at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (tVsj5)
Damn it. I only got to look at fat whitey ass on the beach in San Fran. (visiting, thank G*d not living)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (sqp6o)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (EAgmr)
Remember a few years ago, when the AMA said your doctor needs to know if you own any guns? I think that was the beginning of an effort to tie into Obamacare and make your doctor a federal gun control agent.
At some point, I'm sure federal regulators will declare that lying to your doctor counts as perjury, since health care is being brought under the wing of the federal government. Thus, telling your doctor you don't own a gun when you do (and your doctor will be required to ask) will be a federal crime.
And this "universal background check" that lefties are pushing now? Well, currently, background checks are initiated by the seller. If "universal background check" becomes law, then when you die, you can't will your guns to friends and family, because the dead can't initiate background checks. Thus, when you die, under Obamacare, your guns become government property, because they can't be legally transferred to an heir.
And the federal government will know about your guns, unless you're willing to commit perjury by telling your doctor you don't own any.
Is this tin-foil hat material, or does it sound like something that will happen?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (IlZPE)
I got a little bump sitting at a light in Hamilton last Friday. She
was cited. I have had several calls from medical therapy clinics, text
messages from lawyers, calls from lawyers and when I checked my mail
today three letters from the ambulance chasers. It is disgusting.
Let's not kid ourselves. These guys are there to seduce me into milking
all that I can from the insurance company. They wouldn't be doing it
if they hadn't been successful in the past in appealing to man's base
instinct to profit from others misfortune. We have way too many damn
lawyers.
Andf BTW 32 of 33. The one I missed was a case of sloppy reading Chummmmmmmmmps.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 27, 2013 12:05 AM (JKNDp)
A law firm in Daytona already has 5+ of the people injured this past weekend signed up and lawsuits filed.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (Zd/NW)
I missed the guy juggling ocelots, didn't I?
Yeah. The guy juggling running chainsaws won't be back.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 27, 2013 12:40 AM (+9AX9)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 27, 2013 12:40 AM (+9AX9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:36 AM (YrSVF) "
I obviously should have went straight to the expert.
Posted by: Icedog at February 27, 2013 12:40 AM (3qKP/)
735
I for one like "Pillows of Soft Heaventy".....with a bonus of them being "Pillows of soft Heaventy."
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:41 AM (SpEuH)
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (BBWjt)
The interior looks NOTHING like the set for the show does though.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM (BBWjt)
--
Ah, yeah. I am.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (Y5I9o)
Seems a bit restrained... actually
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:27 AM (Lv9bM)
zeera, don't even get me thinking about collapsing roofs, now I'm going to have nightmares of suffocating in snow
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:37 AM (BBWjt)
You're in more danger at work than at home -- commercial/institutional buildings are the ones less likely to have pitched roofs.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (Lv9bM)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (IlZPE)
I think if anything you're underestimating their perfidy.
I mean, come on, we're talking about Diane "Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them all in" Feinstein here.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:43 AM (bxiXv)
Happy to be of assistance. Oh, and don't forget the whipped cream.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:43 AM (YrSVF)
According to weather.com the chicago area is looking at snow all day tomorrow with spikes right around rush hour. Fun, fun.
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM
Chance of 3 to 5 inches of snow and an inch of freezing bullets
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:43 AM (mCvL4)
A great many things will break badly in the time it takes them to pull that off.
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 12:43 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 27, 2013 12:44 AM (4DD4V)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:39 AM (IlZPE)
Whatever you think about these schmucks, it's really worse.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:45 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:45 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:45 AM (xopQc)
Burgers and nerdtastic planespotting ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:45 AM (bxiXv)
---
Serious You Guys
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (Y5I9o)
A portion of God's love made corporeal?
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (I88Jc)
OSP has inspired me. Once this thread dies out, I swear I'm gonna start editing my rough draft and be the NEXT moron author... so don't be too entertaining or I'll never get to it.
Someone please use the ban hammer so zeera can finish the book.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (+9AX9)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:47 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (YrSVF)
Rough strokes, what's your story about?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (YrSVF)
Burgers and nerdtastic planespotting ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (jPjGw)
IIRC, they have expanded to Texas in addition to Nevada and Arizona.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:49 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 12:42 AM (BBWjt)
Hi chemjeff, could not open pic, sorry, my computer is old. Wil try it on phone.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 12:49 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 12:38 AM
The water and air on the beach in SF is so damn cold that EVERYONE turns a pale white
San Francisco is scenically the most beautiful city in America, and it's always been shall we say ... "colorful"
Once upon a time it was a great place because it was libertine, not a Marxist's wet dream
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 12:49 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (gqEUi)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (xopQc)
Impossible. Per capita education spending has never been higher. Every student must be at least Hemingway-esque.
Plus Barky assures us that every dollar spent saves $7 later on.
Somehow.
You know, magics.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (jPjGw)
Okay, so, strictly speaking, he was talking about wine. But I think the logic still holds,and I'm pretty sure Old Ben wouldn't disagree.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: RokShox at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (8MMMw)
"What's the best term for the female, uhm, 'chest area'?"
A portion of God's love made corporeal?
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (I88Jc)
One of the features of English is that there are so many very closely-related words, so you can precisely express nuances not available in other languages. So, it probably depends on what use is being intended.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:51 AM (kaalw)
Whipped Cream??
I never thought....yet now that you mention....
and Cherry's.....and.......hot oil of some nose candy aroma......steam?
short white towels that show just That much..........opps
my bad........
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:51 AM (SpEuH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:48 AM (YrSVF)
Almond brittle. http://preview.tinyurl.com/aamalqo
Yeah, it's not *technically* a cookie, but it's awesome.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:51 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 12:51 AM (QTHTd)
If I ever get to California before The Burning, hitting the In-N-Out at LAX is high on the agenda.
Burgers and nerdtastic planespotting ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:46 AM (jPjGw)
IIRC, they have expanded to Texas in addition to Nevada and Arizona.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 12:49 AM (Vk2pI)
They've got a distribution center in Dallas, which brings their total to.....two! Look for expansion to be headed that-a-way.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 12:52 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: some Eskimo, sorry, Inuit, choosing the exact correct word to describe a particular type of snow. Be at February 27, 2013 12:53 AM (jPjGw)
Didn't Ol Ben have quite the reputation with the ladies? Jack Nicholson wishes he could be that studly
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:53 AM (YrSVF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2013 12:53 AM (xopQc)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 12:53 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (7B7jB)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (Lv9bM)
Oh. I just thought of one other possibility. Rand Paul was so sickened by the vote before that allowed the nominee to go forward for a confirmation vote that he said f*ck it. LIB.
Maybe Rand Paul reads this blog. Hell, he may even be on Team S.M.O.D.
I think Rands handle here at the HQ is "former republican" then again that might be that big fellas handle in Jersey.....
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 27, 2013 12:55 AM (4DD4V)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 12:55 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:55 AM (IlZPE)
Also because the link spoiled a few answers that I got wrong in a previous attempt. (a few years ago, so I don't think it's cheating. = P)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2013 12:56 AM (7um7O)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 27, 2013 12:56 AM (+9AX9)
I never thought....
Whut whut whut? You never saw the gushka victory picture? wow, too bad. sucks to be you
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (YrSVF)
http://tinyurl.com/b3e4hzo
Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: RokShox at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (8MMMw)
I got 72% which made me feel pretty good, a bit drunk and a barely high school grad. Not bad, missed 6, better then the college asshole teachers!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (qo244)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (Lv9bM)
Well, if you get killed in a restaurant robbery, it kind of doesn't matter what guns you have at home.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 12:57 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (YrSVF)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (qo244)
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (gqEUi)
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (SpEuH)
Posted by: prescient11 at February 27, 2013 12:59 AM (mDNoF)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:00 AM (vgd4f)
WTF?
Not even the Reds, I mean, ex-Coms, call it Stalingrad anymore.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:00 AM (jPjGw)
so brass knuckles, a mace(not the spray, but a club hooked to a chain, hooked to an iron spikey ball)
switchblade etc
you can buy brass knuckles on the interwebs....
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:01 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:01 AM (xjpRj)
807
SHIT and a double Cracker......
I do miss that Gushka....and NO I was outta the loop on that one!
I always miss the meet-ups.....always workin!
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 01:02 AM (SpEuH)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (EAgmr)
http://www.countysheriffproject.org/
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:02 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:02 AM (qo244)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 01:03 AM (Lv9bM)
Rick, a good guy and a good friend from MN-St.Paul, told me one time that his 13 year-old daughter had a sleep-over with her friends. They were playing and messing around and jumping on the bed, and she fell and broke her arm.
Two weeks later he went to a family reunion and he was talking with two lawyers. They said, "Rick, which of us do you want to represent you? Your daughter can receive a significant cash settlement. Do you want to deny that to her?"
We talked about this. I told Rick, "I fell out of a tree when I was nine years old. I broke my arm. Did my parents sue anyone for a "significant cash settlement?"
Rick: "No."
I was a little guy playing halfback when I was 14 years old when a giant middle linebacker crushed me and broke my other arm. Did my parents sue anyone for a "significant cash settlement?"
Rick: "No."
Rick's daughter received $19,000.00, payable upon completion of her first year of college.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at February 27, 2013 01:03 AM (JQuNB)
mmmmmmm
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 12:58 AM (YrSVF)
I roll my own, too.
If I ever get more almonds to Gushie you can probably scam some of those.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:03 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 12:50 AM (IlZPE)
He definitely would agree with you. Best part of Assassin's Creed 3 is meeting Franklin and hearing his thoughts on taking an older woman for a lover.
Benjamin Franklin: Cougar Hunter - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JzXG-G3Asg
Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2013 01:05 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:02 AM (qo244)
I have a switchblade my brother gave me, I totally forgot about it in my pursewhen I went to pay a ticket, and surprise surprise, the cop at the courthouse let me take it back to my car, this was a couple years ago, probably would not happen now with king obama.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:05 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)
What is a local Sheriff's power to thwart a federal gun grab? Do they have any??
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 12:54 AM (EAgmr)
Andy and Barney decide to head over to Floyd's for a haircut instead of confiscating guns. The Feds need the manpower of the local LEO's to carryout any of their bans.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM (Zd/NW)
Ah yes, a bit. Just a bit disappointed.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:01 AM (xjpRj)
Looked like a nice show -- are you actually in Knoxville?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM (kaalw)
Impossible. Per capita education spending has never been higher. Every student must be at least Hemingway-esque.
See, it's unpossible!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2013 01:07 AM (mCvL4)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c26_1361905519
Posted by: Shonuff at February 27, 2013 01:07 AM (jo0fs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:07 AM (YrSVF)
My recommendation... pick a friend you can trust. Give him a key to your home, and tell him on the sly that if anything happens to you, you want him to have your guns.
Or make some sort of equivalent plan, like telling your spouse to gather them up and bring them to someone before probate law kicks in.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)
for a haircut instead of confiscating guns. The Feds need the manpower
of the local LEO's to carryout any of their bans.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM
Depends on how much Fed $$$ Andy and Barney either covet or depend on
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
This is great - thank you! What's even better is that MY Sheriff is on this list! Mesa County Colorado! These men and women are awesome and truly take their oaths to heart.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:09 AM (EAgmr)
seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM
Stars say we should be ok, but they're pretty sure you're fucked
Posted by: Chinese Astrologer at February 27, 2013 01:09 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)
What year were you born, I can at least tell you your sign
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:09 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)
I've never picked up a Chinese astrologist, but there's a first time for everything!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:10 AM (bxiXv)
seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)
Don't just hint -- what, precisely, do you want to know? Nobody's going to start going, "me, me, me, me, me!! Pick meeeeeee!!!!!"
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:10 AM (kaalw)
yeah that is another reason that I hate snow. I am afraid that someone will slip and fall on the sidewalk outside my house. I shoveled the sidewalk but still. urgh
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:10 AM (BBWjt)
http://www.weapons-universe.com/Personal_Defense/Leather_Billy_Clubs.shtml
829 That guy still would I bet but guys like him are becoming rare.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (qo244)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (gqEUi)
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (SpEuH)
Lovely. Get him or her a gig at the history dep't with Doris Goodwin
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:11 AM (QTHTd)
I'm "Year of the Tiger", which only proves that this shit is a pile of crap.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (mCvL4)
Well Ainge and Barn could say they are doing the door to door, but all they are doing is doubling up on Thelma Lou and Helen Crump.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (Vk2pI)
I guess this year is the year of the water snake
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:09 AM (EAgmr)
You are quite welcome. This is definitely a "grassroots movement."
What if they gave a confiscation and nobody turned them in?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:13 AM (bxiXv)
837 seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)
Sorry but I never wanted to take home the paper placemats when we eat at chinese restauraunts with them.
Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM (GULKT)
haircut instead of confiscating guns. The Feds need the manpower of the
local LEO's to carryout any of their bans.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac
Love it. But don't forget after the haircut they need to go have some of Aunt Bea's famous blueberry pie and go see Gomer to fill up their cruiser.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM (EAgmr)
Then when their own rates go up, they bitch about greedy insurance companies
One thing lawyers don't tell you. It usually takes a few years to even get it to court, no less see the settlement $$$$
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:10
I need a site that is able to calculate someone's sign along with the pillars of destiny and let me know what the eff it all means.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:15 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:15 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Richard at February 27, 2013 01:15 AM (SpEuH)
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (hO9ad)
seriously? no one here knows anything about chinese astrology?
I'm "Year of the Tiger", which only proves that this shit is a pile of crap.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:12 AM (jPjGw)
Yes, but what kind? I'm a water tiger, m'self....which explains the odd fascination with twe uspsy.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (kaalw)
I was under the impression that the "settlement" was where the defendant gives you the cash to make it all go away, before it gets to court.
That's what TV told me, anyway
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (QTHTd)
need to go have some of Aunt Bea's famous blueberry pie and go see Gomer
to fill up their cruiser.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM
Don't go to Gomer's station on a Sunday, he's getting a haircut at Floyd's. That's kind of strange since Floyd is closed on Sundays
Posted by: Opie at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (mCvL4)
You don't own that, the city does. Don't see how anyone can sue you for snow on a public sidewalk.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (YrSVF)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (qo244)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (xjpRj)
Also, I know that in a couple of countries they have a year of the cat in place of the year of the rabbit.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:17 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (xjpRj)
Damn it I am dumber then all ya'll
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:17 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Waterhouse
I do not think it means anything but I need some information on what it means.
according to the cheap quick and dirty charts, the tiger is more or less my mortal enemy and I seem to like you well enough.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:17 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Opie at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (mCvL4)
They didn't call them "Brazilians" back then...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 01:18 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2013 01:18 AM (gqEUi)
where the defendant gives you the cash to make it all go away, before
it gets to court.
That's what TV told me, anyway
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM
I think half the GDP of the Tampa area is people suing each other. All you see on the local stations around dinnertime is commercials for ambulance chasers
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:18 AM (mCvL4)
Most cities will fine you for not shoveling them just like not mowing the boulevard. Don't know how it works but you are responsible in the eyes of the law.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:19 AM (qo244)
I got an 89 on the quiz.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (xjpRj)
Odd, I got 31/33. Did you take a different quiz?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:19 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:20 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:20 AM (I88Jc)
I guess that would explain the fleas
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:20 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (Z9EHQ)
I am afraid that someone will slip and fall on the sidewalk outside my house
You don't own that, the city does. Don't see how anyone can sue you for snow on a public sidewalk.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (YrSVF)
Sadly, this is not the case in most of California. They will maintain it in most cities, but it is officially on your deed.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (kaalw)
If you install their furniture in your house or apartment, it is very likely that it will not survive a move to your new house or apartment and moving companies locally will make you sign a waiver that your cheap IKEA crap will not survive attempts to move it.
That is all fine with me, but you may as well know it up front.
Posted by: navybrat at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (/lng0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (Z9EHQ)
After getting burned on both Snow White movies (shut up, don't judge me) I'm honestly shocked at this:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jack_the_giant_slayer/
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (QTHTd)
877 Gotta go to bed soon, I'm counting on you West Coast Morons to get this ONT over 1000
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:20 AM (mCvL4)
Trying, gonna eat some jelly beans, and talk to ,yself on the ont, can probably get it to at least 920
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:22 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 27, 2013 01:23 AM (GE1+K)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:23 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:23 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 27, 2013 01:18 AM
I thought that long ago the called the "la petite scalping"
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:23 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary
do they? I pushed "download" and got nothin
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:25 AM (Z9EHQ)
Never heard about anyone getting fined out here, and there are a lot of messed up sidewalks from tree roots round these parts.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:25 AM (YrSVF)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:25 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: navybrat at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (/lng0)
My $200 Ikea couch is not only huge, it's extremely sturdy. Metal frame.
You'd have to run over it with the moving truck.
I hope they still have the model, I want another one. Comfy, too. No arms, only downside - only sometimes a downside.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:25 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (U97pt)
We have at least 2 IKEA stores within driving distance. The furniture is cheap, really cheap. But, not bad.
If
you install their furniture in your house or apartment, it is very
likely that it will not survive a move to your new house or apartment
and moving companies locally will make you sign a waiver that your cheap
IKEA crap will not survive attempts to move it.
That is all fine with me, but you may as well know it up front.
Posted by: navybrat at February 27, 2013 01:21 AM (/lng0)
IKEA is great stuff if you don't take it seriously.
As an example, we have a "mud room" where our washer and dryer live. It used to have a plastic sink, but I used IKEA cabinets and an IKEA stainless sink to make a nice little sink area.....which didn't cost that much more than a plastic sink, and worked because I punched holes through stuff like Swiss cheese.
Their stuff is great for odd mental things like "what if I need a dining-room table with a 9" hole in the middle?"
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:22 AM (IlZPE)
No. You can get the Dev kit and run some things, but not things dependent on hardware.
It's a different OS based on linux, with lots of extensions unrelated to PC software.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (bxiXv)
Dreams of sizzling sausage.. you guys
_zzzzzzzzz
Posted by: a mindful webworker at February 27, 2013 01:28 AM (13IVx)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:29 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:29 AM (jPjGw)
Iam an old fart there are maybe 2 in my collection the govt know about. They start collecting they'll get those 2 as a token so they leave. Most guns (well before Obama the gun salesman) had no traceability. So If they start collecting they'll miss at least 30% unless they shut down the 4th amendment which will be my signal to go holy war on them.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:29 AM (qo244)
gone?
everyone gone?
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (U97pt)
Jeebus! You're only 2 minutes from the last post. Breathe into this paper bag.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:30 AM (kaalw)
Juries don't look to punish the friend, because they say "the friend
isn't paying, the insurance company is and since they're greedy and have
lots of money, make them pay"
Then when their own rates go up, they bitch about greedy insurance companies
One thing lawyers don't tell you. It usually takes a few years to even get it to court, no less see the settlement $$$$
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:14 AM (mCvL4)
They do let them believe that they will get every penny of it, every penny. I had an employee sue me, and his lawyer had he and his wife believing that they would get every penny of the 200K. 4 years later we finally settled for 5K. Their matching Eddie Bauer Explorers probably got re-popped after the lawyer took his cut of that 5K.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:30 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (vgd4f)
As an example, we have a "mud room" where our washer and dryer live. It used to have a plastic sink, but I used IKEA cabinets and an IKEA stainless sink to make a nice little sink area.....which didn't cost that much more than a plastic sink, and worked because I punched holes through stuff like Swiss cheese.
Their stuff is great for odd mental things like "what if I need a dining-room table with a 9" hole in the middle?"
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:27 AM (kaalw)
There's an IKEA store/behemoth-dungeon that opened recently here in the Denver area that I have not yet been to, and don't plan on going to, either. Whatever the quality or value of the things they sell, I doubt it would be worth the trouble of going there.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (7xPCu)
Sheriffis different. Stan Hilkey is a stand up guy, Cheri. Maybe because
he it elected by the locals. I was suprised how many Sheriff's from OR
on on the list.
Posted by: Infidel
I was too. These men and women and their deputies are on the ground level and know what the hell is going on. If I were inclined to rob, home invade, or other mayhem - I would think twice before going into any business or home in GJ.
When 16, my son and a former friend of his got arrested one night because his friend broke into a guy's truck to steal the change he saw in the front seat. My dimwit of a son did nothing to stop him and therefore was an accomplice. The truck owner heard them and came running out after calling 911. I told my son that he was lucky he wasn't shot as a lot of people here are locked, loaded and they don't take robbery of their trucks too well. My son is still working off the fines I had to pay. He only wishes he was put in jail after having to deal with a very pissed off mother.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (jPjGw)
don't pee your self laughing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafkVM-jnbE&feature=player_embedded
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:32 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:32 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:30 AM (kaalw)
I work on dog time, so that was like 200 hours or sumptin'
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:33 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2013 01:33 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:33 AM (Z9EHQ)
I mean, they dont have sex with women, so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (vgd4f)
That's a big part of why I feel comfortable advising people to have an escape route set up for their guns in case anything happens to them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (vgd4f)
Why? Was it made out of bacon (a travesty!), or feathers from golden eagles killed by windmills?
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (7xPCu)
Bebe's Boobs Destroy -
When living in western NY we had to shovel our sidewalks because if anyone hurt themselves - You the homeowner could be held liable. City sidewalks or not - if it was in front of your property line - you're it.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:35 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:35 AM (qo244)
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:35 AM (I88Jc)
There are some good funny videos showing up. One of the reccommended alts included "I bought a P229 Elite because the fat grips made my hips look smaller."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (bxiXv)
opened recently here in the Denver area that I have not yet been to, and
don't plan on going to, either. Whatever the quality or value of the
things they sell, I doubt it would be worth the trouble of going there.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:31 AM (7xPCu)
Seriously, there are a lot of reasons to love IKEA, 'cause they are really, really, really cheap -- and repurposing their stuff has much less overhead than starting with plywood. It's kind of like Harbor Freight, but Harbor Freight's gig is that stuff will cost as much as the rental fee for a professional tool.....and it'll act like a professional tool......once.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM
well, the only problem is straight men would not make interesting commentators because the would simply prefer y'all naked.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (Z9EHQ)
We gays have absolute moral authority. Because we don't make war or eat meat.
I might have fudged that last bit.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (Lxw+T)
in fact, the ordinance says that it is my responsibility to:
Remove from any such sidewalk, curbing or guttering all ice, snow, earth or other substance that in any way obstructs or renders the sidewalk, curb and gutter dangerous, inconvenient or annoying to any person.
so if you find my sidewalk "annoying", then I guess that makes me a criminal
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:35 AM (I88Jc)
Huh. Ever seen Barney Frank? He's about as cute as a stab wound.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (IlZPE)
The ones that hate wimmenz. I always liked Mizrahi's stuff, he flatters our forms.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (YrSVF)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (vgd4f)
...
...
I never thought they were.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:38 AM (bxiXv)
Now that's funny. And I don't think it's just the Crown Royal talking.
Hello, Jon Stewart! Will your "transgressive" "comedic" self dare call out your God-Emperor and his dim-witted appointees in a similar manner, for your low-info dickweed viewers to befurrow their brows over?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:38 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! at February 27, 2013 01:39 AM (eQnzo)
escape route set up for their guns in case anything happens to them.>>
Ever read any history on the DDR's Stasi? They pitted neighbor against neighbor quite effectively.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:39 AM (qo244)
I mean, they dont have sex with women, so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (vgd4f)
eleventy!!!
wtf do men who have sex with other men, know about hot, hot wimmins?
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:40 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (IlZPE)
Thanks, PW! I'm an import from the midwest, but have called Denver home since 2000.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:40 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:41 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:41 AM
earrings
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:42 AM (Z9EHQ)
so how the fuck do they get to judge how much we weigh, and how we dress?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM
well, the only problem is straight men would not make interesting commentators because the would simply prefer y'all naked.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (Z9EHQ)
Looks like Y5 got it right out of the gate.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 01:42 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:34 AM (7xPCu)
Nope. was chilly out. Goodness howprovintial hollywood has become, sheesh..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:42 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:43 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2013 01:43 AM (xjpRj)
Hell there's quite an argument here between the straight guys on how women should look.
But in the end we all make our choice on the one that will do more than just talk to us.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:43 AM (qo244)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:42 AM (vgd4f)
All stuffy and uptight, even...what with their cocaine binges and various sexual perversions and stuff.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:44 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:41 AM (jPjGw)
I though Rachel Maddow just gained 30 lbs.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:44 AM (bxiXv)
I was under the impression that the "settlement"
was where the defendant gives you the cash to make it all go away,
before it gets to court.
That's what TV told me, anyway
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:16 AM (QTHTd)
"Settlement" is what the insurance company figures what it will cost in fees for their attorneys to defend the case.
The ambulance chaser wants to flood that attorney with paperwork to try to push up the cost estimate, then feign ignorance at the insurance company's requests for documents during discovery. They always make their first settlement offer around the time they make their requests for discovery.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:44 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: lou's a girl
Hi LAG - I've always believed that gay designers design clothes with young men in mind. That is why you see reed thin female models that more closely resemble young men than actual women. Just my thought.
Anne Hathaway apologizing for her dress? She also cried at the post-Oscar interview about trying to design her acceptance speech so that she would seem more likeable to people. This beautiful woman has some serious low self esteem IMO.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (bxiXv)
>>
Have you missed spot the tranny?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (qo244)
That... could be why I'm still single.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (YrSVF)
Yep, these girls in hollywood are too skinny, too much botox, and I am sorry, but I have seen way to many really pretty girls get plastic surgery they so dont need, and starve themselves. And these girls are in their 20's. They look old, and bronzed.
I would so not fit in..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:44 AM (bxiXv)
That sounds like something you'd see on safari.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (EAgmr)
...
...
...
Excuse me, I gotta make some phone calls...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: zeera at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (Lv9bM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:36 AM (Z9EHQ)
I got diversity! a bikini is ok too!!!!!
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:47 AM (U97pt)
Depends on how much Fed $$$ Andy and Barney either covet or depend on
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2013 01:08 AM (mCvL4)
Some police refer to it as "collars for dollars."
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 27, 2013 01:48 AM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:49 AM (U97pt)
I would so not fit in..
Posted by: lou's
skinny girls are for guys with low self esteem.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:50 AM (Z9EHQ)
Hi LAG - I've always believed that gay designers
design clothes with young men in mind. That is why you see reed thin
female models that more closely resemble young men than actual women.
Just my thought.
Anne Hathaway apologizing for her dress? She
also cried at the post-Oscar interview about trying to design her
acceptance speech so that she would seem more likeable to people. This
beautiful woman has some serious low self esteem IMO.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (EAgmr)
Hayden Panattiere hardest hit.
Literally and figuratively.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (Zd/NW)
Dude, if you need that case to be made at this point, all I have to say is "Welcome to Earth and I hope you enjoy your stay."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (Z9EHQ)
So did Tara Reid, but she's since sort of recovered by sculpting herself into the Playboy ideal of a mostly artificial cookie-cutter blonde bombshell.
Bums me out, as I thought both actresses were gorgeous before they destroyed their natural beauty.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (IlZPE)
Here we go...
Posted by: bastard son of the 1400 thread at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (hO9ad)
Any luck on USPSA?
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 01:49 AM (U97pt)
I have been doing more research, but first I have to finish my house remodel and um...procure employment so I have $ for ammo. But I figure my Springfield 1911 will be the choice for USPSA.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:52 AM (bxiXv)
Being a morally superior gay man, I am nevertheless uncertain about judging a guy like Maddow. He looks a bit like a woman but it's tough to call. If he were a woman I could pass judgment easily. I'd say she needed a shave.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 01:52 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (EAgmr)
She grew up in hollywood
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:52 AM (vgd4f)
you mean simply proclaiming an orgasm is not enough?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:52 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:37 AM (IlZPE)
Thanks PW - although I'm on the western slope. We have been talking about having a moron meet-up when the weather gets warmer. There are quite a few CO rons and ettes here.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (EAgmr)
#949: Remember Nikki Cox? She ruined her looks with too much plastic surgery.
So
did Tara Reid, but she's since sort of recovered by sculpting herself
into the Playboy ideal of a mostly artificial cookie-cutter blonde
bombshell.
Bums me out, as I thought both actresses were gorgeous before they destroyed their natural beauty.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (IlZPE)
I thought coke and booze is what roughed up Tara Reid.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (Zd/NW)
If you complete the test check out
the link
at the end comparing scores of
people who haven't held elective office to those who have. Guess who consistently
scored substantially lower. An example:
•Seventy-nine percent of those who
have been elected to government office do not know the Bill of Rights expressly
prohibits establishing an official religion for the U.S.Holy cow. (Wait, I shouldn't give them any ideas.)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (kTTUz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
well, I do like it if my pizza arrives in a box - adds a little mystery and anticipation, but then I like to leave the box on the floor and get to work.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:54 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:55 AM (IlZPE)
I always confuse Maddow with Robbie Coltrane.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 01:56 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
it is the plastic surgery ting all over again - she was more interesting with the lightning scar on her forehead.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:56 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:56 AM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 01:57 AM (qo244)
Thank you, Scholastic Publishing!
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 01:56 AM
if you choose option a you get to forego an orgasm and simply fall asleep.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (Z9EHQ)
Tara Reid - "Newfoundland".
Pretty sure she's banned from eastern Canada for life
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (QTHTd)
#971: I remember a terrible boob-job, and it being exposed in a red carpet stumble, being what killed Reid's career.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 01:55 AM (IlZPE)
I remember the bad boob job, but I thought she pretty much barfed all over everyone in Hollywood.
She was the Hayden Panattiere of the late 90's early 2000's. She got passed around more than the football in an Oregon/WVU game.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (Zd/NW)
I know you guys probably dont remember Pamela Anderson before all the surgery, but she was so beautiful.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 01:59 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 01:50 AM
Or, small crawlspaces.
Posted by: otho at February 27, 2013 02:00 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (7xPCu)
fine choice!
get a decent holster and belt, some mag carriers and with a 1911 probably 5 mags
and you should be good to go
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:00 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2013 01:53 AM (Zd/NW)
Are you sure she didn't date Chris Brown?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (bxiXv)
Tara Reid - "Newfoundland".
Pretty sure she's banned from eastern Canada for life
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (QTHTd)
Also banned from the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (7xPCu)
JD, you effeminate git, how'd you ever score that?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (jPjGw)
http://youtu.be/A_o3YsUVAyQ
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:46 AM (bxiXv)
that is interesting!
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (IlZPE)
I haven't been called "barbarous" in... like... forever You Guys!
/flex
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:01
doping?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (EAgmr)
and you should be good to go
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:00 AM (U97pt)
I do need some more mags for my 1911...it only came with two, and it's a single stacker. I also have a Smith n Wesson 10mm semiauto, but even finding ammo for that thing is next to impossible, and never cheap.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:03 AM (7xPCu)
Tara Reid - "Newfoundland".
Pretty sure she's banned from eastern Canada for life
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 01:58 AM (QTHTd)
Also banned from the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:01 AM (7xPCu)
silly newfies
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:03 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 02:04 AM (QTHTd)
"I do need some more mags for my 1911...it only came with two, and
it's a single stacker. I also have a Smith n Wesson 10mm semiauto, but
even finding ammo for that thing is next to impossible, and never cheap."
10mm? Guess you missed that memo from 1993. Sell it and get something you can buy ammo for.
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:05 AM (x3YFz)
I think they banned Sarah Jessica Parker from the Kentucky Derby. She refused to let the farrier nail the Manolo Blahniks to her feet.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:05 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:01
doping?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2013 02:02 AM (Z9EHQ)
Nah, she just couldn't stop sniffing crotches and shitting all over the place.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:05 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 01:51 AM (bxiXv)
Danger!
never read You Tube comments, those people are worse than stoopid
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:06 AM (U97pt)
Now, the interesting thing is that this imprinting leaves evidence behind. To start with, most people find the people they grew up with to be sexually attractive. So if you were of Chinese extraction growing up in Brussels, you'd likely be fapping to Euro-porn. But there's also seriously strong imprinting from your first/last sexual experience.....so if your cherry got popped with a transplanted Algerian in Paris and have been living with a woman from Singapore for five years, you could be fantasizing about all sorts of women.
Being a guy, I'm trapped in this sort of whirlwind myself -- but it's quite amusing when you notice someone go "she's so beautiful" about someone who was "meh" before he banged someone who looked like her.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:06 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:07 AM (IlZPE)
Well, not everyone.
Assuming modern science can resurrect her Mean Girls state.
I fear I've said too much.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 02:07 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2013 02:08 AM (hO9ad)
Fun fact about Youtube: every time I have commented on a video on there, the response has been variations on the theme of "fuck you" in D-minor.
That Hector / Former Republican troll we get is actually the high end of intelligence from a Youtube standpoint.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 27, 2013 02:08 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:09 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:05 AM (x3YFz)
I'm sure I did miss that memo...I bought it in 1996, and the guy I bought it from wishes he had it back, as I guess it's kind of a collector's item. I bought it for $300, with a nice leather holster and 4 clips. I estimate it's worth about $800 now.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:09 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:10 AM (vgd4f)
I had 17 separate replies to this, the first of which was wittier than the next, but they all collided at once. All I could come up with is "if it's alive it's a 5"
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:11 AM (x3YFz)
Doesnt that happen on the ont everynight?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:11 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:10 AM (vgd4f)
Is there a numerological angle to that particular number? If I could give it back, I would.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:12 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at February 27, 2013 02:13 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:12 AM (7xPCu)
Nope, just fuckin with ya.
cockapoos, discuss, best dogs ever!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (vgd4f)
"most people find the people they grew up with to be sexually attractive."
I
had 17 separate replies to this, the first of which was wittier than
the next, but they all collided at once. All I could come up with is "if
it's alive it's a 5"
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:11 AM (x3YFz)
"If it'll mate, it's an 8"?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (kaalw)
YouTube comments... You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy except in the Democrat party and their voter base.
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at February 27, 2013 02:13 AM (IlZPE)
FIFY
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (+OTLF)
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at February 27, 2013 02:13 AM (IlZPE)
I know...it's like high school meets Beavis and Butthead, but less memorable.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (7xPCu)
Many men will gladly hit below a five, so Go Necrophilia!
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (Lxw+T)
I think I relentlessly mocked Bob Costas.
I've never had the semi-sober courage to go back and check.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (jPjGw)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (kaalw)
ok, I laughed
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (vgd4f)
and the guy I bought it from wishes he had it back, as I guess it's
kind of a collector's item. I bought it for $300, with a nice leather
holster and 4 clips. I estimate it's worth about $800 now.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:09 AM (7xPCu)
Probably! I have a Makarov and exactly 1 box of ammo for it. Worst pistol ever, but it's not a knock-off: it's Russian issue (like that means anything) versus Chinese. Keep it around for old time's sake.I carry various, weather and dress permitting:- HK P2000 (.40)- Para Ordnance Nighthawg (.45)- Glock 30 (.45)- Sig P229 (.40)and if I'm feeling frisky I'll carry my .44 spcl as a backup.
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:03 AM (7xPCu)
My local Sportsman's Warehouse had like 100 boxes of it in the other day.
For a while during the last buying panic I had problems finding it locally, but never online.
I don't know what the fuss is, most ammo companies make 10mm loads. Wal Mart doesn't carry it, but it's not like it's .455 Webley or something.
It does still cost more, which is why I reload.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:17 AM (bxiXv)
"If it'll mate, it's an 8"?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (kaalw)
ok, I laughed
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (vgd4f)
*bows*
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:18 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:18 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (Lxw+T)
Holy shit, it is like that movie idiocracy, sadly hopingI spelledidiocracy right.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (vgd4f)
"If it'll mate, it's an 8"?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:14 AM (kaalw)
A stateside dark alley "2" is a Kabul "8"
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:10 AM (vgd4f)
I think you need more sugar.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:20 AM (bxiXv)
Probably! I have a Makarov and exactly 1 box of ammo for it. Worst pistol ever, but it's not a knock-off: it's Russian issue (like that means anything) versus Chinese. Keep it around for old time's sake.I carry various, weather and dress permitting:- HK P2000 (.40)- Para Ordnance Nighthawg (.45)- Glock 30 (.45)- Sig P229 (.40)and if I'm feeling frisky I'll carry my .44 spcl as a backup.
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:15 AM (x3YFz)
Nice! My fave pistolero is my Ruger GP-100 .357 mag, stainless steel with a 6" barrel. If you want to know what my SW 10mm looks like in a google image search, it's (get this!) a model 1066.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:20 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:20 AM (bxiXv)
Just ate a handful of peanut butter m m's. Missing the and symbol!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:23 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:23 AM (bxiXv)
stainless steel with a 6" barrel. If you want to know what my SW 10mm
looks like in a google image search, it's (get this!) a model 1066.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:20 AM (7xPCu)
that 6" barrel has to be a bitch to conceal. (incoming jokes). But seriously You Guys... my nighthawg is the easiest to sneak past the hippies: http://tinyurl.com/a8kkcyk
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:25 AM (x3YFz)
1024 Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 27, 2013 02:19 AM (IlZPE)
Get your sorry ass out of bed.
Yep merovign, gonna try it!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:26 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:26 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 02:27 AM (I88Jc)
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:25 AM (x3YFz)
That's the kind of iron you strap to your hip and strut around with. It's about as concealable as a beached whale.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:27 AM (7xPCu)
ammo off the shelf is expensive
1066, get a few more mags for the 1911 and jump in the game of USPSA
There are plenty of clubs in CO. Try each that is near you and have some fun
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:28 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:26 AM (vgd4f)
Nothing more fun that a lady that's wired for sound!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:28 AM (bxiXv)
Scrote-M's?
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:28 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:29 AM (vgd4f)
------
If she'll spread her legs for Jesus, I'll quote the Sermon on the Mount.
Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2013 02:30 AM (CPKp2)
Hit SHOT show in Vegas in Jan, thought I'd died and gone to heaven: Vegas + guns + beer = kill me now I'm cool with it.
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:30 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:31 AM (bxiXv)
Drivers don't kill people, steel belted radials do.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:31 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: otho at February 27, 2013 02:31 AM (yBF/9)
why can't peanut mms be the same shape as plain? they're like the misshapen testicle of Mars candies.
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 02:27 AM (I88Jc)
Errrrrr.....'cause peanuts are like the misshapen testicle of legumes?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:32 AM (kaalw)
ammo off the shelf is expensive
1066, get a few more mags for the 1911 and jump in the game of USPSA
There are plenty of clubs in CO. Try each that is near you and have some fun
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:28 AM (U97pt)
Reloading is my next hobby, I'm thinking...at least that's what I've been telling myself while collecting and storing my brass for the last 5 years. I've managed to sock away about 1500 rounds worth of .45ACP, .357mag and 10mm. With ammo low in supply and approaching insanely expensive, it seems like a wise thing to do.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (7xPCu)
Whatever brass (I mostly use Starline)
Whatever LP primer
10.0 grains Blue Dot
180 gr PowerBond FP
1.25" COL
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:32 AM (kaalw)
But peanut butter mm's are part of my last meal if I am on death row, which is probably coming soon with obama in the wh, ta dum dum..
Sorry guys/other gal, I am drunk and disorderly tonite, wtf!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:36 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (7xPCu)
reloading is simple if you don't have young kids who want to be involved
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:37 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:33 AM (7xPCu)
Zero your rifles, buy dry fire rounds for your pistols and train on those. Met this guy at SHOT:
http://tinyurl.com/aqy9bmc
Not for the individual, but good stuff for a Glock/AR loadout.
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:37 AM (x3YFz)
How long does it take to get to 50 degrees? 10? Noon? Never?
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 27, 2013 02:38 AM (WX8/m)
"guns dont kill people, I do"
Think it was a bond bad guy!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:38 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at February 27, 2013 02:39 AM (BBWjt)
Everyone I've gone shooting with, when they watch the 10mm blaze away they comment on the ball of fire coming out of the muzzle. And how unbelievably loud that fucker is. Its bark matches its bite, as it were.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:39 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: t9 at February 27, 2013 02:40 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:38 AM (vgd4f)
Don't think it was the dude who played 'Jaws' in Bond movies. I could be wrong.
"And you can count...on me, waiting for you in the parking lot!" Great line.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:40 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 27, 2013 02:41 AM (U97pt)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:38 AM (vgd4f)
Shit, you're right! I looked it up. His name is Richard Keil.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:43 AM (7xPCu)
I usually run the Accurate #9 or 800x, I have more of the former and it's easier to work with.
13.5 to 15.9 AA 9 depending on bullet weight and medium vs. fast loads.
Usually 9.5-10 grains of 800x, the cool thing is it tends to run low pressures for the same velocity. Also uses less powder, save pennies.
I use what bullets I can these days, can be hard to get proper load data so you end up loading a little long.
Magnum vs standard primers depends on the powder. It will increase pressure to use magnums.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:43 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:44 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:44 AM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Case at February 27, 2013 02:45 AM (VtU/3)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:40 AM (7xPCu)
model, Thank You, aos commentors hate Adam Sandler movies. Yeah, some suck, but Happy Gilmore was funny!
Ben Stiller was a prick in the movie, but he stole a lot of scenes if you ask me, and Bob Barker, the homeless guy, Kevin Nealen, yeah, it was funny.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:45 AM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:44 AM (Lxw+T)
If I had a choice, I'd take the broken wrist over being a grizzly appetizer.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:46 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: derit at February 27, 2013 02:46 AM (I88Jc)
Ben Stiller was a prick in the movie, but he stole a lot of scenes if you ask me, and Bob Barker, the homeless guy, Kevin Nealen, yeah, it was funny.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:45 AM (vgd4f)
I love that movie! I like Lee Trevino's line "Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!"
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:48 AM (7xPCu)
You could pierce three grizzlies with that thing.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:49 AM (Lxw+T)
I saw two big fat bikers in the woods having sex by the 14th green. How am I supposed to chip with that going on?"
The only other golf movie that might be close to Happy Gilmore is Caddies with Huge Jugs are Naughty
Not sure who the director was.
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 27, 2013 02:52 AM (WX8/m)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:49 AM (Lxw+T)
I'd also assume that if you had to use it in that situation, you couldn't say "Excuse me, Mr. Bear...I have to put on some hearing protection." I bet you'd lose half your hearing firing that thing a few times without earplugs.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 02:53 AM (7xPCu)
I don't think many have broken their hands on a 500, though, but it stings.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:54 AM (bxiXv)
Some washington yappy yap about Obama going to Iran in a Nixon goes to china move.
I think its a fabulous Idea.
I can see it now...he goes, they take him as a hostage...and throw a burka over that ugly bitch of a wife of his. WIN WIN.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 02:55 AM (+OTLF)
So if it's my sidewalk I can dig it up?
Posted by: Case at February 27, 2013 02:45 AM (VtU/3)
Typically, it's yours but it has an "easement", which is a continuing obligation to do (or allow) something.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 02:55 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 02:55 AM (+OTLF)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Lxw+T)
Happy Gilmore "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast"
Night all
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 27, 2013 02:59 AM (vgd4f)
He sure instinctively leans one way, you can see that.
He has something in mind, whether it's petulance or some plan who the Hell knows. He lets Brennan run wild, but that could just be shit-stirring.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:59 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 27, 2013 02:55 AM (+OTLF)
I'm betting the FSA could possibly scrape up $5.49 for ransom. And they'd probably get a custom made lead lined burka for the Wookie to keep the hatred in.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:01 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Lxw+T)
The .50 AE has been around a while, usually autos but I think Freedom Arms made a revolver.
Heck, you can get a .50 GI auto now, but it's a pussycat, significantly less powerful than a full-house 10mm (heavier bullet, though).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:02 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Lxw+T)
Check out the Desert Eagle semiauto that shoots the .50AE...they even make it with a polished gold finish!
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:03 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Lxw+T)
Check out the Desert Eagle semiauto that shoots the .50AE...they even make it with a polished gold finish!
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:03 AM (7xPCu)
Oh yeah...they're about two grand.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:04 AM (7xPCu)
I don't know exactly what Obama's end game on the whole ME thing is. I
know it looks bad to us because we don't share whatever values he has
that he constantly lies about (if he even knows what they are anymore).
He sure instinctively leans one way, you can see that.
He has something in mind, whether it's petulance or some plan who
the Hell knows. He lets Brennan run wild, but that could just be
shit-stirring.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 02:59 AM (bxiXv)
He has nothing in mind, besides milking the moment,. His backers, OTOH....
It's only a win if we don't get him back. Otherwise, it's just paying to be as screwed as we are.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 03:04 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 03:07 AM (Lxw+T)
I sometimes almost think I'll wake up and it will all have been some screwed up error, and then I look and he's all like "No, I won't discuss cuts, I won, you racists. Oh, and I won't answer questions, and I just released a bunch of criminals to scare the proles, fuck you."
It's like Urkel got a knock on his head and thinks he's Putin.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:07 AM (bxiXv)
Then he would be relatively harmless. Too bad he doesn't spend all of his presidency on the golf course. Or high.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 03:10 AM (Lxw+T)
You know, I really wish Obama was what the LIVs think he is.
I sometimes almost think I'll wake up and it will all have been some
screwed up error, and then I look and he's all like "No, I won't
discuss cuts, I won, you racists. Oh, and I won't answer questions, and I
just released a bunch of criminals to scare the proles, fuck you."
It's like Urkel got a knock on his head and thinks he's Putin.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:07 AM (bxiXv)
He behaves as if he were smart as the evil shit Soros -- and probably believes it because ValJar constantly says he is -- but he isn't within two orders of magnitude because he doesn't even realize that ValJar cashes Soros' paychecks.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 03:11 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 27, 2013 03:10 AM (Lxw+T)
Free greens fees, free ESPN, and free pot for life for Obama, in the form of a bill in Congress, might save us all!
Ehh, probably not.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:13 AM (bxiXv)
For those who insist on a large caliber revolver:
http://www.vincelewis.net/60magnum.html
All else is medium or small caliber.
Posted by: Arbalest at February 27, 2013 03:15 AM (tVsj5)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1xj_3RvP2E
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:16 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:19 AM (7xPCu)
You know, I really wish Obama was what the LIVs think he is.
I sometimes almost think I'll wake up and it will all have been some
screwed up error, and then I look and he's all like "No, I won't
discuss cuts, I won, you racists. Oh, and I won't answer questions, and I
just released a bunch of criminals to scare the proles, fuck you."
It's like Urkel got a knock on his head and thinks he's Putin.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:07 AM (bxiXv)
You forgot the "and I want to take your weapons away so that releasing criminals is even scarier" part.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2013 03:19 AM (kaalw)
Can you imagine the twists and turns?
Shame no producer would have the sack to bring it to the public.
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 27, 2013 03:24 AM (WX8/m)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:24 AM (7xPCu)
It's like artillery, but it can be done.
The faster the bullet (and better the BC and sectional density), the easier it is. The challenge of the .45 is it's slow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:24 AM (bxiXv)
Hope the losers find a way to get some calories out of their Obamaphones.
Not really.
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 27, 2013 03:25 AM (WX8/m)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:24 AM (bxiXv)
Yeah...how much does the typical 230 grain .45 bullet drop in that distance? A few feet, I'd guess. My .357 revolver is quite the opposite, especially with the 115 grain hollowpoints.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:27 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2013 03:27 AM (7xPCu)
Wild guess 12 feet for the classic ball .45 ACP, with a concomitant increase in horizontal error.
About 5 feet for your 115, or for the 180 gr full-power 10mm.
There's a tradeoff there, the 10mm has a better sectional density. A heavier full-power .357 might even drop a little less, but it would be close.
A 7mm RM would be all like "LOLWUT? six inches, bitches!"
And then it would be all like, "wait, what?"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 03:42 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 27, 2013 04:15 AM (bxiXv)
For the next 4 years, our entire focus should be on how to eliminate, reduce the effects of and increase the promulgation of facts.
The State Media is the enemy and anyone who supports it by any means no matter how small or infrequent is only hurting themselves.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 04:36 AM (qyv02)
Riddle me that batman. Another fucking gizmo that creates more problems than it solves.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 04:43 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 06:13 AM (LRFds)
National Party Radio comrade
http://tinyurl.com/b5ojcso
"Scientists" think they can spot poverty in babies
Yeah thank God this is a 35 year study eh?
We are through the Lysenko looking glass.
If you want to know which child born in poverty is gonna stay there look at the child’s education and stimuli.
SCIENCE!
http://youtu.be/JWitntwPjM4
Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 06:27 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 06:32 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: John at February 27, 2013 06:51 AM (tp5dH)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 07:04 AM (/gHaE)
"meh"
I knew we'd be above mean though we were taught civics here and have been bothered to research.
The American way works every time limits are respected, of course "respect" Grannt McRictus pelosi ain't Aretha franklin...
Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2013 07:07 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 07:09 AM (/gHaE)
Got em all except...Incorrect Answers
Question:
What impact did the Anti-Federalists have on the United States Constitution?
Your Answer:
their influence ensured that the federal
government would have the power to tax
Correct Answer:
their arguments helped lead to the adoption of
the Bill of Rights
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2013 09:13 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2013 09:29 AM (UypUQ)
Wonder how the average OWSer would do?. Wonder how the average Democrat Congresscritter would do? Wonder how the former "Constitutional law perfesser" in the White House would do?
Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at February 27, 2013 10:14 AM (erlzv)
{pats self on the back} :-)
Posted by: Trubador at February 27, 2013 01:54 PM (MlrAE)
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