Murder Most Fowl: Former Rock Star Morrissey Says He Can't Appear on Jimmy Kimmel Because He Cannot Share the Stage with the "Animal Serial Killers" of "Duck Dynasty"
I'm not making that up.
"Duck Dynasty" is apparently a reality tv show about a family of duck hunters. Or, "Serial Animal Killers." (That was actually the original title of the program, but it didn't test well, except with animal serial killers.)Morrissey would be honored to play the show, if Duck Dynasty were removed. Morrissey stated, "As far as my reputation is concerned, I can't take the risk of being on a show alongside people who, in effect, amount to animal serial killers. If Jimmy cannot dump Duck Dynasty then we must step away."I wish there was a word for "not retarded" because I totally need it right now! The former celebrity Morrissey then went on to opine:
What political causes mattered most to you back then, and are they still important to you now? War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men. They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.War is the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. Second most negative? Not buying Morrissey records. Morrissey's One Song: Only popularly known because it became the theme song to a forgotten and very lame WB show about witches.
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Posted by: Bosk at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (t62l5)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: starboardhelm at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (hHgxI)
Posted by: Yoda at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (CpWI4)
I see the royalty fee was too much for you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (HDgX3)
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far
better wa wa wa wa wa wa waddle away
Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 26, 2013 06:25 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:25 PM (t62l5)
The Greeks? Never heard of them.
This is where being stupid leads...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 06:25 PM (kYKEk)
http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/02/video-countdown-to-sequester-and.html
Posted by: Steve at February 26, 2013 06:25 PM (/wJa/)
So, Mr. Singer of Killing An Arab, please, do go on lecturing me about PCness.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)
_________
Wrong band.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (TQOZk)
Yes, there has never been in history a homosexual who loved killing other men. NEVER. You're a quacking genius, Morrissey.
Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 06:27 PM (NzBQO)
Nah...not possible....
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 26, 2013 06:27 PM (GSF4s)
more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual
men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing
other men.
Logic, how does it work?
Let's pick at random, I dunno, Jeffrey Dahmer? But I guess that isn't war-war.
They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill
other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially
heterosexual hobbies.
It's almost as if he has no idea how women behave toward each other. Or how they behave at all.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 06:27 PM (T0NGe)
I just added that. Sorry, should have known.
I didn't know what it was myself, but then I figured it out from the article, and strangely imagined that now everyone knew at the moment I figured it out.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (ndlFj)
(Oh, Morrissey is just pissed off that that Perales guy fucked up his favorite store.)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)
_________
Morrisey was the lead of a group called The Smiths.
Robert Smith was the lead of a group called The Cure. They're the ones that sang Killing an Arab. And it wasn't really an anti-Arab song, it was a reference to Albert Camus' novel.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (GsoHv)
Or I'm on a different computer.
Wrong band.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (HDgX3)
Well, fuck, you're right.
The obvious solution is to drink more.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (w+Dvf) "
A ruse? Who knows. Full of mens rea though.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (kYKEk)
I know, I know, it's so wrong.
Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (YcklU)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (t62l5)
Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2013 06:30 PM (hpYnL)
And I'd say, "So he's gay?" and they'd say "No, you dummy, didn't you hear me? He's ASEXUAL!"
"So, right, that means he's gay."
"WHAT PART OF ASEXUAL DON'T YOU GET?! THE A- OR THE -SEXUAL?"
"Oh I understand the word. I also understand that it's code for 'I'm super-gay.'"
"UGH! NO, YOU IMBECILE, HE SAID..."
Etc.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:30 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (GsoHv)
Free, so far. Maybe I can purchase some insurance?
Just to be sure.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 26, 2013 06:30 PM (GSF4s)
Oh wait, that's Chris Christie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (XvrTA)
Well, it did ensure that young gay men are now draftable and have to be barracked in close quarters with the sex to whom they're sexually attracted, but acting on that will result in prosecution.
So, good job there.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (sTS/8)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:30 PM (LCRYB)
teh ghey
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Jaws at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: georgeofthedesert at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (Eq2MX)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (hpYnL)
Apparently, he never heard of Andrew Cunanan? Gianni Versace was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: the hawk at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (vDU0A)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)
http://tinyurl.com/m7buvq
Morrissey may be a major ass bandit, but he was pretty smooth back in the day.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (dkExz)
I think I'm turning Japanese
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: zsasz at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (6gk77)
Oh, I hold a grudge. You can count on that.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (t62l5)
I guess he never heard of the Brownshirts...
Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: No Feet Johnson at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (KHo8t)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (sTS/8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (gmeXX) "
Teh Vajayjay. Everything is always about teh Vajayjay. At least as far as (most) Atheists are concerned.
Not even a joke.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (kYKEk)
Posted by: Meatcicle at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (i7B17)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (TQOZk)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (nTgAI)
Seconded. Got my pitiful tax refund check and am enjoying a nice cold Guinness and a chilled shot of American Honey.
And, who is this Morrissey fellow again?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (qfSUT)
Posted by: Duck Dynasty at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)
It's extremely whiny. He does a very unattractive cross between whining and crooning.
He did have a good guitarist with the smiths, who may be named Johnny Marr (this is what I remember from Girls talking about him).
The only song I know is "How Soon Is Now." You probably know it too, as it served as the theme to Charmed (with a different performer).
It's a good song, I think. But damn, he is whiny and unappealing. I like the stuttering guitar of it.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: L'andrew at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (1Y+hH)
men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing
other men.
Erm.......
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy loves Jeffrey Dahmer at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (6TB1Z)
He's only 53 and looks closer to 73. I guess "facials" really dont make your skin look more youthful.
Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 26, 2013 06:36 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 26, 2013 06:36 PM (qfSUT)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 26, 2013 06:36 PM (GSF4s)
Posted by: Groucho Marx at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (t62l5)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2284368/posts
I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (xfWVe)
Posted by: Ernst Rohm at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (mxey2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (YcklU)
The guy from the Psycodelic Furs sang the Charmed toon.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (l86i3)
You hold a grudge, Morrisey packs the fudge.
Still my give-a-shit meter will not budge.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (xKC/c)
______________________
Knowing that is so ASEXUAL, Come on we were all thinking it.
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (r2PLg)
I have NO fucking clue who this ghey cocksucker is.
Someone tell me who the fuck he is and why the fuck I should care.
Life member Ducks Unlimited.
Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (wR+pz)
Oh come on, we were all thinking it.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (6TB1Z)
I have a feeling that's one marriage that would never be consumated.
He sounds teh ghey.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (9XBK2)
Don't fuckin' judge me. I don't say anything about that ghey-ass Dungeons Dragons shit, or your Deep Space 9 dork-business. And yes, my wife knows.
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (RRbuy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (Ipj15)
Oh really, lets just randomly shut down New York fashion week and see what happens after about a day.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: gigg at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (dDD3H)
Murder Most Fowl
Haw-haw.
That's what we are paying for, right there.
Seriously, though, Morrissey is a certifiable loon. But I will have to defend my fellow moron who said the Smiths was a good band. They were.
Johnny Marr really made the lot. As Morrissey got more popular, the band started to slide into his overly mopey homo-ism. Listen to how it was before Strangeways: i.e. "How Soon is Now"
Great New Wave stuff right there
course, if you don't like new wave, your mileage may vary
Posted by: imp at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (UaxA0)
Betting his first name is Gaylord, or Leslie, or Shelly or Anus.
I remember when "Bruce" was the stock stereotypical name. Good times.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (IlZPo)
Is it? Well then Charmed REALLY ripped off The Craft because they swiped not just the premise but that song, too.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (eEeRy)
men would never kill other men,
wasn't Alexander the Great really into shoes and weekend antiquing?
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (8sCoq)
it served as the theme to Charmed (with a different performer).
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Yeah, I actually preferred that version (by Love Spit Love). Cannot. Stand Morrissey's. Voice.
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (sTS/8)
Wer ist dein Papa?
Posted by: Ernie Roehm at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (xopQc)
How soon is now + ecstasy = good times when you're young. Not that I would know or anything, that's just what I've heard.
Marathon soul-sex on X is also something I've heard is relatively enjoyable, but again I wouldn't really know from personal experience. Or something.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (8/DeP)
>>>That's what we are paying for, right there.
THANK YOU.
For some reason I was proud of that and mad that no one said anything about it.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (YcklU)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (nZvGM)
If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men
Guess he doesn't know about the Greek wars? History, it be hard.
Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Radius at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (nL5y5)
I do not know why.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (t62l5)
Posted by: Shatner on SNL at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (7UFw3)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (8sCoq)
I would almost give the nod to the remake, for taking out Morrissey's annoying grating crooning, but I think musically the remake is dumbed-down some and kind of synthetic (synthetic meaning like "fake" rather than "having synthesizers in it").
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (LCRYB)
Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Posted by: Harry Lime at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (6TB1Z)
Homosexuals in your face Ace! Ha! Gotta love the left and how they bring up the gheys constantly. Oh well, at least they don't have an agenda?
amirite.?
If homosexual priests in the Catholic Church can't keep their hands off of alter boys, what makes the left think that homosexual scout leaders will be able to keep their hands off of boy scouts?
Fuck it. Right? Obama should just release all those child molesters along with the illigal aliens.
Scout Master Sandustky reporting for duty!
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (4DD4V)
Track 5 is 'How Soon Is Now' by Love Spit Love.
http://tinyurl.com/a7cxmeq
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (t62l5)
83 Well,He HAS been firing some warning shots lately.
You're right, Steevy, I should be more specific.
Dear Lord, please make the pendulum swing back from stupid towards smart again.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (IlZPo)
And there was no anal drilling in Switzerland.
Posted by: Harry Lime at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: gigg at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (dDD3H)
can you give me the cheat sheet on whether I have a duty to watch or not watch which side of this to win what culture war?
I am not reading Lush or waiting for Insty and Friend's ruling this time....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (eEeRy)
Posted by: The last of the international playboys at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (4FeFx)
Posted by: imp at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (UaxA0)
Bonus points and an AOSHQ Americium membership to the first to identify the provenance of that name.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (6TB1Z)
I do not know why.
Good background music for donkey shows.
Posted by: No Information Voters at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (vbh31)
Main lyric: "No Hippie Chicks"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-5oYDHEJw
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (LCRYB)
warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo,
Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had
brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did
that produce? The cuckoo clock.
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One of my favorite movie quotes EVER.
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (sTS/8)
bwahahaha. Is this f-face a vegan?
I can't believe he didn't go with the "War, what is it good for? uh huh".
Which incidentally was the original title for 'War and Peace'.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (RRbuy)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: That Chinese guy the Gay Cannibal Canadian Pornstar killed and ate at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (MMC8r)
the stupid is so intense it burns....
uh yeah the Spartans called Morrissey they'd like to break a few things to you bud....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: The Saber Tooth Cats at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)
I do not know why.
Perhaps they think he's a chupacabra. After all, he does suck. But not blood.
Posted by: The last of the international playboys at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (Lxw+T)
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Also because the species would just die out.
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (gmeXX)
http://tinyurl.com/a7cxmeq
Holy crap, what a total swipe. Embarrassing.
I actually did see a few Charmed episodes. One other thing they swiped from The Craft: Prominent nipples.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Khanyay Quest at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (i7B17)
Posted by: imp at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (UaxA0)
But the death throes would be absolutely fab-u-lous!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (GQArU)
Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (YcklU)
Posted by: I used to have this shirt at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (2jQGY)
I love the soundtrack from The Craft. Just could never stand the emo whiny witches high school cat fight movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Theban Sacred Band at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (ZMzpb)
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (6TB1Z)
Also, who is he to demand that Kimmel boot the Robertson's from the show.
Ace, Duck Dynasty is a great show about a God-fearing, self-made family from rural Louisiana who made millions off of a duck call created by the patriarch, Phil. I guarantee that it gets more viewers than Girls.
Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (xfWVe)
Posted by: Sid Vicious at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (bw20r)
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And truth told, I encourage that practice.
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (sTS/8)
They're more Spree Killers than Serial Killers.
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and, if I've learned nothing else from watching shows like Duck Dynasty, Tanked, American Restoration, and such, it's this: complete morons can make a buck in this country.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (J8DGo)
Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (eEeRy)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: Andrew Cunanan at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (KL49F)
Except when they do..repeatedly:
http://xrl.us/bojxnx
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (53riN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (6TB1Z)
I bet they were actually falsies.
I mean, it was Nipple City. Population: Me.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (sTS/8)
I don't know if they can talk Maggie Smith into that.
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (9XBK2)
Yeah, you really get the sense that the wrong guy killed himself.
Come on, you were thinking it.
(too soon?)
Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (YcklU)
I mean we still refer to it as greek sex.
Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: 666wearelegion at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (R4lI/)
He's stared so long at his navel he has a crook in his neck.
Posted by: The last of the international playboys at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (Lxw+T)
One more example of the rape-centric, hetersexual-violence that is endemic in this world.
Posted by: Morrissey at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (GsoHv)
I don't know if they can talk Maggie Smith into that.
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (r2PLg)
________________
Damn it I misspelled Abbey.
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Bly, Azof, UK at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (7v5Ct)
>>>Charmed TV show question? what do u think about this?
I really like the Charmed show and have watched all of the episodes, It's a good show. My concern is : why is the show starting to constantly show the Charmed women with popping boob nipples sticking up? I mean yes this does happen sometimes lol, but not all the time, all day long. even without support, the nipples do not stick out constantly lol. I mean it's a good thing for the guys to look at but be real. There are alot of good things about the show. They do not have to exaggerate lol. what do all of you think? it makes me laugh.
I think they were largely fake.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Fart at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (erQJO)
Posted by: Morrisey at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (qpM85)
If Dear Abby added more nipples, we would watch.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (uhftQ)
Chickens -- taste just like humans.
Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (9QOn9)
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Not a difficult show to watch, from that perspective.
Of course, my wife watched it for other reasons, but it kinda . . . grew on me, as it were...
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (sTS/8)
I am not falling prey to 3d chess.
Obama picked haggle because:
1) he's a retard-he will fuck up DoD more effectively by accident in trying to follow Choom Vision than Choom could instruct
2) he's a GOP Israel hater so he creates discord in our caucus
3) he allows bambi to blame a republican for the fuck ups...
yes you're right SecDef is in the end the President's hands meaning in a sane Republic the blame is still the President's...
you gonna tell me where you're hiding this sane republic on me?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (eEeRy)
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (b8TXQ)
Posted by: Old Hoplite joke at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: The Saber Tooth Ducks at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (E55AK)
Rock star....i do not think that word means what you think it means
Posted by: California Red at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (cB0VK)
There are actually companies that make fake nipples, so that women can show perkiness without showing their real nipples, because that's better, because...shut up, that's why.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (9XBK2)
I was in the same situation. A GF would always watch it, and I began bitching about it:
"Oh for god's sake, this stupid show a-.... wait, okay, you can leave it on for a bit. Let's see where this goes."
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (LCRYB)
Betting his first name is Gaylord, or Leslie, or Shelly or Anus.
Worse: Steven.
Lance. With a lisp.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (kqqGm)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (J8DGo)
The singer on that version is the guy from The Psychedelic Furs. He's great.
But I fully support Morrissey's artistic mission to be offputting to everybody, and to sing about being offputting in an offputting way. The specifics aren't very important. He's a career crank. We don't really allow that anymore.
Posted by: oblig. at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (cePv8)
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (/AHDz)
Yeah...careful with that.
Hippie chicks put out, and if you can stand the scent of patchouli, they are a good back up to Mary Palm and her five friends.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Liberty Lover at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (eQ4W/)
Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (9QOn9)
hot young chicks in short plaid skirts with some other stuff happening
if I recall correctly.
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Fairuza Balk was hot. A fucked-up whacko in real life, I understand, but . . . hot.
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (sTS/8)
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (4uh3z)
I guess they are celebrating hagel's victory
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Neurologist at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: ParisParamus at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (PgC6A)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (b8TXQ)
The coward will go not where near the Temple Mount
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (sdi6R)
Charmed was actually OK until they started with that weird "love interest" ghost/angel/whatever dude.
And yes, it was good largely for the scenery.
Posted by: imp at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (UaxA0)
>>>Charmed TV show question? what do u think about this?
I really like the Charmed show and have watched all of the episodes, It's a good show. My concern is : why is the show starting to constantly show the Charmed women with popping boob nipples sticking up? I mean yes this does happen sometimes lol, but not all the time, all day long. even without support, the nipples do not stick out constantly lol. I mean it's a good thing for the guys to look at but be real. There are alot of good things about the show. They do not have to exaggerate lol. what do all of you think? it makes me laugh.
I think they were largely fake.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (LCRYB
____________________
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Fran.
--Mark "Tit Watcher"Twain
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Morrissey at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (2jQGY)
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The costuming was often an impetus for regular viewing. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (sTS/8)
running DoD makes no difference.The real problem is at the very top.
Now the coming implosion of the Mideast will have a big fat (R) hung around it. I can already hear the media spinning about how it is ALL Hagel's fault.
Congratulations Ronulans, you got suckered into taking the role of the Scapegoat.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (0q2P7)
the problem is I discovered a few things about rutting with the herbal harlots...
1) although willing and indeed too willing to make field goal posts they are not dedicated to acrobatics or aerobics...
2) one must factor in how much fun it is having to play geometric progressive "how many people am I sleeping with through her?" as a risk multiplier for big diseases with little names
3) they smell...
God they smell....
I have this light socket shaped scar on little sven for a reason bud....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (LRFds)
Asexual? So he can go fuck himself, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (9XBK2)
I mean, you guys
Posted by: barbarausa at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (WWeoI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (8V74Y)
I'm not going to buy any more one way or another, but if I were considering buying them, this would change my mind.
Posted by: Truman North at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (I2LwF)
Now where did I put that jar of marmalade...
Posted by: Morrissey at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Voluble at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (qYvEa)
Posted by: Some Retard Named Morrissey at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (m2IdD)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (J8DGo)
Did anyone tell this genius about Hitler and the SS and SA???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (48jWE)
Speaking of which, here's Morrissey singing about how much he desires Margaret Thatcher's execution.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smzsIONNh0w
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (/AHDz)
AchTUNG!
Posted by: Ernst Roehm at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (CWlPF)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (LCRYB)
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Really?
I wonder why.
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (eEeRy)
Posted by: at least there's some common ground at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (rdy8w)
I don't think the cast would go for that 5 days a week.
I suspect Straight-Up Conspiracy and Nipple Forgery.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (9XBK2)
Matthew Sweet - Dark Secret
http://youtu.be/kGogksGPjNg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: DrDrill at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (L3nHO)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (14j4X)
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Fuck you, Jeff, for making me laugh on this day designated to be reserved for Optimum Crankiness.
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (sTS/8)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/auwx3gw
Posted by: Phelps at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (cWtxJ)
As well as the risk of appearing on a show with a bunch of horse rapists and lingerie butt plugs.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (m2IdD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: Duh! at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (Zs83Q)
Dean Coril & Wayne Henley: Murdered about 30 young men and boys. http://goo.gl/Vzrvh
Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (6J6x7)
You probably would have had to coordinate with Rush - don't tell Cupp.
Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (9XBK2) "
Your name is Steven???? :-P
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (kYKEk)
Posted by: Malthus at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (9QOn9)
Posted by: Leopold and Loeb at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (RLTt1)
"War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."
The history of Japan would like to have a word with you.
Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (8V74Y)
There is nothing more.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (4Mv1T)
Like there's any point in having Alyssa Milano running around on your show if you're going to dress her up in granny feminist dresses.
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Klaus Nomi at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (fTw9g)
Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (Ylnyz)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (4uh3z)
Replacement? Rose McGowan.
They actually increased their nipple production. Awesome.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (NaN1c)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (9XBK2)
If he wanted to impress me, he'd put all his money into a gene splicer and try to invent a human that could photosynthesize. Then BAM, green chicks. I'd be all behind that.
Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Anne Hathaway at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (m2IdD)
Speaking of which, here's Morrissey singing about how much he desires Margaret Thatcher's execution.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smzsIONNh0w
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (/AHDz) "
Thatcher is basically a Straight male. The bitch has it coming...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (kYKEk)
Wait, what? Were samurai notoriously gay or something?
Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (YcklU)
Betting his first name is Gaylord, or Leslie, or Shelly or Anus.
_Christian_
it's effeminate, it's ironical and it just flat out "works"
Posted by: Ed Gibbon at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (4eNxd)
Never go against the family.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (iUabG)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 26, 2013 07:04 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (d0Dmj)
I quit.
Posted by: Si at February 26, 2013 07:04 PM (Zs83Q)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:04 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: seaniep at February 26, 2013 07:04 PM (mHol2)
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Or at least 33.3%
At one point there was a rumor that Shannon Dougherty was actually a *gasp* Republican.
No, I'm not gonna Google that shit to find out.
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (sTS/8)
Yeah that's how Game of Thrones went down for me, and Doctor Who went down for my wife.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: nevada-ette at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (tEe1I)
Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (Ylnyz)
Posted by: Beagle at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (IazeS)
Willaim White. He would inject guys with drano and shove screwdrivers into their ears for kicks. He also raped a boy and slit his throat. All done in Golden Gate Park.
Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (6J6x7)
Serial Animal Killers? Can someone more hip than me explain?
Many episodes of Duck Dynasty revolve around the killing of animals. Fish, Crawdads, ducks, squirrels, turkeys, snakes, frogs, beavers...most of which they eat. So, to a wilting man-queef like Morrissey, they are teh ultimate evul.
But, as much as people like to believe otherwise, the show is not that friendly to conservatives. The characters are depicted as being ignorant, violent, and sexist, and I believe that is by design. The one character that is treated the most fairly, is Willie....and he's also the one that does not really connect with his 'red neck' roots. I like the show anyway, even though most of the episodes are rather obviously contrived. I still like to watch shows about close knit families, that can still manage to feed themselves off the land, instead of the local McDonald's drive thru.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (eyJh9)
Posted by: guy who knows too much about Charmed and lives in a stormdrain at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (LCRYB)
Can't help thinking about one of Adam Carolla's podcast jokes from a couple of days ago.
"Wearing Crocs is kind of like getting a blowjob from a dude. It feels really good until you look down and realize you're gay."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (r2PLg)
What about all those English and Scottish kings who were boning guys and waging war?
Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (9XBK2) "
:-)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (kYKEk)
Willaim White. He would inject guys with drano and shove screwdrivers into their ears for kicks. He also raped a boy and slit his throat. All done in Golden Gate Park.
He was a Tea Bagger! Google it!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donut at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (eyJh9)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 07:07 PM (9Bj8R)
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I hope it was satisfying for her...
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 07:07 PM (sTS/8)
Prison is filled with gay guys who murdered people.
Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 07:07 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (iUabG)
Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (Ylnyz)
I never noticed that but I think one is higher than the other.
I'd still hit it.
Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
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I KNOW THIS MOVIE!!!1!
It's something like "Attack of the Mushroom People," and it has a downbeat ending, which was unusual for the kind of horror movies that got shown on Saturday afternoon TV when I was a kid in the late 1970s.
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (/AHDz)
Last time I saw her, she was flacking for some cheesy online "university". Because when I think of serious academics, I think of Shannon Dougherty.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (/gHaE)
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Yeah, the uptight bitchy one. Hated her.
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (sTS/8)
Posted by: zimriel at February 26, 2013 07:09 PM (QTHTd)
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2013 07:09 PM (J8DGo)
Homosexual men try to kill each other. They're just not real good at it
... http://tinyurl.com/bbmhscm
Posted by: Albie Damned at February 26, 2013 07:09 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (9XBK2)
Well, Harry Lime aka Orson Welles, I guess that means American is heading into a friggin' Golden Age then, which makes me feel better. I'll be sitting pretty if I manage to survive the upcoming warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed.
Posted by: Donna V. at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (7FqJH)
Oh, and the way kikes like to steal Christian babies. That's another bad aspect.
Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (m2IdD)
The new version of "I only read that magazine for the articles" is "I only watch that show for the nipples". Interesting.
Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (9QOn9)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (kYKEk)
Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (Ylnyz)
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (6J6x7)
downbeat ending, which was unusual for the kind of horror movies that
got shown on Saturday afternoon TV when I was a kid in the late 1970s.
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Oh WOW, you just hit on a MAJOR childhood memory. I saw that movie on an afternoon "Creature Feature"-type showing looooong ago, scared the bejeezus outta me. I've never seen it since, and didn't think anyone else had ever heard of it. "Attack of the Mushroom People."
Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (sTS/8)
Posted by: zimriel at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (QTHTd)
Replacement? Rose McGowan.
They actually increased their nipple production. Awesome."
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Yeah, and the show's amount of Big Red Kissy Lips went through the roof, too!
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (/AHDz)
Hate to break it to you Morrissey, but the Duck Dynasty cast is more popular than you right now. Their show is one of the highest rated programs on TV right now, so there's no way in Hell Kimmel is going to bump them for you.
Posted by: Hawk at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (2dYnc)
Whole album not on Youtube but here is "The Draize Train":
http://youtu.be/zVTBVjEyND0
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (+iA5G)
I'm in the poultry business and have long been a supporter of mass murder of poultry. Its how we eat.
Posted by: Liberty Lover at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (eQ4W/)
I too support mankind's ongoing genocide of tasty chickens and turkeys
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (8sCoq)
presence that he doesn't see violent homos in his midst. Or maybe he's
just fucking stupid.
I have never had sex with that person, Morrissey.
Posted by: Stupid at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (MrneO)
The new version of "I only read that magazine for the articles" is "I only watch that show for the nipples". Interesting.
Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (9QOn9)
Not I; Burn Notice is a good show with or without Fiona's diamond cutters.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (iUabG)
Don't think it is my kind of show.
Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (OQpzc)
So, putting all the conversational thread of this post together:
Does this mean that if Morrissey had bigger, perkier nipples we'd all listen to his music while killing waterfowl with hairy men?
Is that about right?
Posted by: The Synergizer at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (j2lYi)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (4uh3z)
None of their albums ever completely held together, though.
Morrissey was a pretty good lyricist, actually, but the real talent was guitarist Johnny Marr, who wrote most of the band's music as well. A real melodic (and production) genius, he.
Morrissey is a whiny prick, however, and he always has been. Doesn't mean The Smiths weren't pretty good, though. In particular I recommend "Cemetry Gates," "Panic," "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," "The Headmaster Ritual," "William, It Was Really Nothing," and "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want."
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (/COnL)
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: the cruel ugly-stick of aging at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (9XBK2)
But hey!!! Ducks AND Rock Stars!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (/AHDz)Yeah but just think.They've been all over Marilyn Manson's johnson,,...or janeson...who knows
Posted by: Albie Damned at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (XvrTA)
Weren't all the Pharaohs and Cesars gay? They sure went to war enough times. I think Nero had a guy castrated and then married him.
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (6J6x7)
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But her character was so unpleasant. All she ever did was bitch at her boyfriend/husband. I couldn't believe he'd put up with it, but I guess that was the "Charmed" idea of Serious You Guys Female Empowerment!!!
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:15 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 07:15 PM (iUabG)
Of course, without Marr, he's worthless
Posted by: zimriel at February 26, 2013 07:15 PM (QTHTd)
http://tinyurl.com/avnqx7q
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:16 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (lZBBB)
maybe he'll write my Fitrep. Instead of Must or Early promote he will probably write in the Significant Problem Box " But he's a Jooo right"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 07:16 PM (9Bj8R)
And there was a very good reason for watching. Ok, three good reasons.
Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 07:17 PM (+jNI+)
Oh man, way, way, WAY whinier. Dude, we're talking about a guy who wrote songs called "Never Had No One Ever," and "I Know It's Over" and put them on the same album.
Besides, after going through my reflexive "I hate Pearl Jam because I'm too cool and besides Pavement and Radiohead are way better" phase back in the day, I returned to their discography and as it turns out they were really quite a great little wannabe-classic rock unit back in the '90s. Vs., Vitalogy and No Code are all surprisingly solid albums.
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:17 PM (/COnL)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 07:17 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: Bud Norton at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (+vQwD)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (L+hax)
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No! The new version would be "I only watch this nippley witch show for the awesome plots."
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: Pastor Angry at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (0jX8P)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (FsUAO)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:19 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (LRFds)
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Thanks, but I can watch it right here anytime I want:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq8jkp_matango_shortfilms#.US1RNTcRAS4
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: zimriel at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (QTHTd)
"Matango"
Slower than I remember but still awesome.
And fondly remembered, the DVD sold out fast and is now selling on Amazon for about $100.
Another J-horror movie from that era that creeped me out as a kid-
"The H-Man"
Also released on DVD in the last few years.
Slower than I remember, but still awesome. Check it out.
Posted by: Why is there a mushroom growing on my arm? at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (j2lYi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (TyRjt)
"Flexer is one of several lawmakers who has proposed a "combined reporting" measure to ensure that Connecticut corporations pay more in taxes.
The "combined reporting" concept holds that any corporate group with at least one affiliate here should owe taxes that reflect the entire group's net income.
Advocates contend that Connecticut is otherwise vulnerable to aggressive big corporate planning that hides earnings in affiliates in low-tax states or other countries. The legislature's nonpartisan Office of Fiscal Analysis estimated three years ago that Connecticut would gain $88 million annually under a combined reporting system.
...
Rep. Betsy Ritter, a Waterford Democrat, not only has sponsored a "combined reporting" bill, but she has also proposed a hoarder's tax. This would place a levy on liquid assets -- companies with a lot of money in the bank -- and dedicate the proceeds to job creation programs."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: The Synergizer at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (j2lYi)
With crossbows.
Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 07:21 PM (OQpzc)
rationalizes that the real talent in the band was Johnny Marr . . .
cognitive dissonance temporarily averted . . . ]
Nah, Morrissey could write some pretty great lyrics, there's no sense in denying it. "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" is hysterically funny (a self-parody of Morrissey's emo public demeanor, "Cemetry Gates" is wonderfully literate, and "Bigmouth Strikes Again" has one of my all-time favorite lines of the '80s: "Sweetness? Sweetness? I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head!"
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:21 PM (/COnL)
>>Dude, we're talking about a guy who wrote songs called "Never Had No One Ever," and "I Know It's Over" and put them on the same album.
No fucking way. Yer kidding, right? the SAME album?
Posted by: Albie Damned at February 26, 2013 07:21 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (/gHaE)
Golda Meir. There were a number of Roman emperors who could hardly be
called straight who had numbers people slaughter and started wars.
Someone should buy the old queen a history book
Hey, I was straight.
Posted by: Boudicca at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (xopQc)
Eh, it's not bad, but it's a little TOO 'generic radio rock' for my tastes. Like, I could go the rest of my life without ever hearing "Alive" again. "Even Flow" still impresses however, and fuck I'll admit it: I still like "Jeremy."
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (/COnL)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:23 PM (9XBK2)
And relatives who work in ER's say it's really common to see gay men who have been beaten by their boyfriends. Makes sense to me. Straight men who are raised decently have "never, ever hit a woman, no matter how angry she gets you" pounded into their heads at an early age. That restraint is gone if the one making you angry is another guy.
Posted by: Donna V. at February 26, 2013 07:23 PM (7FqJH)
===============
Um, I'm damn near perfect.
Posted by: The Queen Is Dead at February 26, 2013 07:23 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: Boudicca at February 26, 2013 07:23 PM (QTHTd)
Remember when Cicciolina offered to have sex with Saddam if it would avert the war? We then got into a discussion as to who would or would not have sex with Saddam at my office. The gals said they would but no one would volunteer their husband for anal sex. Why????
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 07:24 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:24 PM (/gHaE)
Women don't go war? Elizabeth I, Catherine the Great, Margret Thatcher,
Golda Meir. There were a number of Roman emperors who could hardly be
called straight who had numbers people slaughter and started wars.
Someone should buy the old queen a history book
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (TyRjt)
You left a warmongress out. You forgot who kicked the Musselmen from western Europe.
Posted by: Isabela of Castile at February 26, 2013 07:24 PM (+iA5G)
The Green Slime, before Andromeda Strain. Alien gunk turns into electric arc welders that kill.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:25 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 07:25 PM (3R0Zs)
And it's a really good album, too! (Those are two of the worst tracks on it, to be fair.)
For an encore, he followed that up by making a song called "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me" the centerpiece of their next album. (Thankfully Strangeways, Here We Come also has the very funny "Girlfriend In A Coma" and the honestly incisive "Death Of A Disco Dancer" to balance that maudlin crap out.)
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:25 PM (/COnL)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:26 PM (9XBK2)
Saddam at my office. The gals said they would but no one would
volunteer their husband for anal sex. Why????
Your office is way more intense than mine.
Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 07:27 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Braineaterbob at February 26, 2013 07:27 PM (qDbun)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:28 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:28 PM (xopQc)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:29 PM (9XBK2)
where I listened to a lot of Pear Jam,of course they are fairly heavy
rock.
People can feel free to hate Pearl Jam or find Eddie Vedder annoying as much as they want.
However, you're certifiably deaf (or just have no taste for rock music) if you listen to a song like "Corduroy" and dislike it. That's quite simply a song with no perceptible flaws.
As a metalhead I'm betting you really enjoyed "Spin The Black Circle" too.
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:29 PM (/COnL)
if you listen to a song like "Corduroy" and dislike it. That's quite
simply a song with no perceptible flaws."
===============
I was going to jump and down upon you, but now I'm listening to it on my iPod, and you're right. It's perhaps my favorite Pearl Jam song.
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:32 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:32 PM (9XBK2)
Strangeways,
Stop Me if You Think You've Heard This One Before is one of my favorites--listened to it daily in college.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 26, 2013 07:33 PM (5ML8T)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 26, 2013 07:34 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 07:35 PM (e0nsQ)
on my iPod, and you're right. It's perhaps my favorite Pearl Jam song.
Aside from the superb chorus and verse, it also has truly fantastic lyrics,
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:35 PM (/COnL)
Posted by: Knemon at February 26, 2013 07:37 PM (4UIBW)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 07:38 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: The Chicken at February 26, 2013 07:38 PM (Dw3fy)
Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2013 07:40 PM (/1U3u)
To raise up a breed of legendary pussies like Morrissey.
Posted by: Mike James at February 26, 2013 07:41 PM (cgDgK)
He's a brit. He should just shut his damn piehole.
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 07:43 PM (6J6x7)
"If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men
would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."
Hmm. Why do gays want to be in the military, then?
Posted by: disa at February 26, 2013 07:48 PM (R+h7Q)
Let me guess...lots of muscular dudes at close quarters?
Seems like an awful lot of work, though. Wouldn't it be easier to just go to the nearest leather bar?
Posted by: Donna V. at February 26, 2013 07:52 PM (7FqJH)
Yep, 'cause it sure takes a lot of courage these days to come out against hunting and straight males.
Posted by: Donna V. at February 26, 2013 07:55 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Gman at February 26, 2013 08:01 PM (jo0fs)
Speak for yourself, fag.
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at February 26, 2013 08:20 PM (WYOrt)
Posted by: Matt The Cimmerian at February 26, 2013 08:22 PM (40Ex+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2013 08:26 PM (hTDbY)
Um, yeah...no.
Posted by: Jaws at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (4I3Uo)
^^^this^^^
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2013 08:28 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at February 26, 2013 08:40 PM (UZuc4)
I don't know if they can talk Maggie Smith into that.
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (r2PLg)
________________
Damn it I misspelled Abbey.
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (r2PLg)
Is Downton Abby any relation to Dear Abby?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2013 08:43 PM (29+x5)
But homo want open ghey in military
So Army not do war? Or homos just very patriotic? I confuse.
Posted by: Ruckus at February 26, 2013 08:50 PM (T2oeP)
Posted by: name at February 26, 2013 08:52 PM (KqnY1)
Yes, it was all grrrrl-power and the men were almost always weak (except for Julian McMahon who was usually pretty alpha), but on the plus side it had Alyssa "My Eyes Say You Should Be Fucking Me Right Now" Milano and the morality was admirably un-nuanced: the evil bad guys weren't misunderstood or "disadvantaged" or confused, they were quite consciously evil for the sake of evil -- and torturing them was not just acceptable, but fun!
Posted by: TallDave at February 26, 2013 09:03 PM (lNW+B)
Posted by: dantealiegri at February 26, 2013 09:10 PM (274MD)
Then I figured it was somebody else.
Whatevs.
Posted by: Blacksmith8 at February 26, 2013 09:25 PM (Yzu6e)
more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual
men would never kill other men>>
THIS! IS! SPARTA! YOU IGNORANT FUCKTARD!
Posted by: SGT. York at February 26, 2013 09:25 PM (H1IKD)
Someone needs to introduce Morrissey to "The Sacred Band of Thebes"
Posted by: Calvin Dodge at February 26, 2013 09:30 PM (m40+P)
ALH
Well thank goodness someone else has watched the Duck Dynasty show!
That makes me Happy Happy Happy
Posted by: alamogordo at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (HUTO5)
Plus, Edwyn Collins and Orange Juice supplied the blueprint, and the Smiths just ran wild with it with the backing of their record label Rough Trade. It was an exciting time. But Morrissey was always a twit.
Posted by: Captain Sensless at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (U84nT)
Posted by: name at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (KqnY1)
Posted by: Ruckus at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (T2oeP)
How can you not like "Every Day Is Like Sunday"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Gee3THtb8
"The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFd5w_IoBQ
"Suedehead":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JenlsnA9-mE
They're some of my favorite songs. The guy is a very talented and prolific song writer with a great voice for his style.
My music of choice is Death Metal and Metalcore, but when I'm feeling light in the loafers I crank up the Morrissey!
Posted by: OxyCon at February 27, 2013 12:31 AM (U7XyJ)
Posted by: John the Libertarian at February 27, 2013 01:19 AM (oshol)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 27, 2013 02:42 AM (0iAVO)
Posted by: moom at February 27, 2013 07:23 AM (XV9ZM)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 27, 2013 08:25 AM (7ObY1)
"If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."
Don't know if anyone noted this upthread (tl;dr), but someone should make Morrissey aware of the Theban Sacred Band.
Posted by: Crimso at February 27, 2013 09:48 AM (Xj3ni)
"It's extremely whiny. He does a very unattractive cross between whining and crooning.
He did have a good guitarist with the smiths, who may be named Johnny Marr (this is what I remember from Girls talking about him)."
This, exactly. As a girl who used to talk about Morrissey (between the ages of 16 and, oh, say, 23), I used to think I liked The Smiths because of Morrissey. Years later, I still listen to their music, and that has everything to do with Johnny Marr. I can overlook the fact that Morrissey is a complete tool in order to listen to Johnny Marr's guitar.
Posted by: BethinPA at February 27, 2013 12:21 PM (XIAfm)
Posted by: BethinPA at February 27, 2013 12:34 PM (XIAfm)
Posted by: Mazzuchelli at February 27, 2013 01:50 PM (piR98)
Posted by: whobewut at February 27, 2013 06:26 PM (W5c4e)
Seriously, who is watching a show to see another show? Do people love Duck Dynasty that much? No, but Morissey is touring right now, and his shows are all sold out. Everyone has heard of The Smiths.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 27, 2013 07:30 PM (+8t8s)
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