Murder Most Fowl: Former Rock Star Morrissey Says He Can't Appear on Jimmy Kimmel Because He Cannot Share the Stage with the "Animal Serial Killers" of "Duck Dynasty"

I'm not making that up.

"Duck Dynasty" is apparently a reality tv show about a family of duck hunters. Or, "Serial Animal Killers." (That was actually the original title of the program, but it didn't test well, except with animal serial killers.)

Morrissey would be honored to play the show, if Duck Dynasty were removed.

Morrissey stated, "As far as my reputation is concerned, I can't take the risk of being on a show alongside people who, in effect, amount to animal serial killers. If Jimmy cannot dump Duck Dynasty then we must step away."

I wish there was a word for "not retarded" because I totally need it right now!

The former celebrity Morrissey then went on to opine:

What political causes mattered most to you back then, and are they still important to you now?

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men. They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

War is the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality.

Second most negative? Not buying Morrissey records.

Morrissey's One Song: Only popularly known because it became the theme song to a forgotten and very lame WB show about witches.

Posted by: Ace at 06:21 PM



Comments

1 But no homo!

Posted by: Bosk at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (n2K+4)

2 It's not un-retarded.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (t62l5)

3 So, Mr. Singer of Killing An Arab, please, do go on lecturing me about PCness.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)

4 Can I pay extra for the privilege of never hearing a Morrissey song?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (GsoHv)

5 Who the heck is he and why should I care?

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (hHgxI)

6 Guys you serious.

Posted by: Yoda at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (CpWI4)

7 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)

I see the royalty fee was too much for you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (GsoHv)

8 Serial Animal Killers? Can someone more hip than me explain?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (9Bj8R)

9 Smiths were awesome back in the day.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (HDgX3)

10 Quack quack killer...
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far
better wa wa wa wa wa wa waddle away

Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 26, 2013 06:25 PM (GrtrJ)

11 What is Duck Dynasty? I keep picturing Duck Dodgers.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:25 PM (t62l5)

12 "War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."

The Greeks? Never heard of them.


This is where being stupid leads...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 06:25 PM (kYKEk)

13 Video: Countdown to the Sequester and Blaming Bush. As seen on Hannity...;

http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/02/video-countdown-to-sequester-and.html

Posted by: Steve at February 26, 2013 06:25 PM (/wJa/)

14 3
So, Mr. Singer of Killing An Arab, please, do go on lecturing me about PCness.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)

_________
Wrong band.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (HDgX3)

15 Does a female soldier killing a man make her a lesbian ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (TQOZk)

16 If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men


Yes, there has never been in history a homosexual who loved killing other men. NEVER. You're a quacking genius, Morrissey.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (GrtrJ)

17 Who the heck is Morrissey?

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (O/fK8)

18 So all this gays in the military stuff was a ruse?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (w+Dvf)

19 That reminds me new season of duck dynasty tomorrow.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 06:27 PM (NzBQO)

20 I shudder to think that, in a near parallel universe, I could be that retarded.

Nah...not possible....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 26, 2013 06:27 PM (GSF4s)

21 War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If
more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual
men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing
other men.


Logic, how does it work?

Let's pick at random, I dunno, Jeffrey Dahmer? But I guess that isn't war-war.

They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill
other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially
heterosexual hobbies.


It's almost as if he has no idea how women behave toward each other. Or how they behave at all.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 06:27 PM (T0NGe)

22 Duck Dynasty is a reality tv show about a family of Duck Hunters.

I just added that. Sorry, should have known.

I didn't know what it was myself, but then I figured it out from the article, and strangely imagined that now everyone knew at the moment I figured it out.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (LCRYB)

23 Morrissey? Rock Star? What? Who? "Retarded" doesn't do it all justice.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (ndlFj)

24 Whatevs, my 13 pound, 10-month old "kitten" is chewing on a deer antler that a buddy justbrought over.Like a Rottweileron a rawhide femur. Brain of a kitten, body of a malamute, this one.
(Oh, Morrissey is just pissed off that that Perales guy fucked up his favorite store.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (ZshNr)

25 So, Mr. Singer of Killing An Arab, please, do go on lecturing me about PCness.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)

_________

Morrisey was the lead of a group called The Smiths.

Robert Smith was the lead of a group called The Cure. They're the ones that sang Killing an Arab. And it wasn't really an anti-Arab song, it was a reference to Albert Camus' novel.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (HDgX3)

26 I see the royalty fee was too much for you.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:24 PM (GsoHv)



Or I'm on a different computer.

Wrong band.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (HDgX3)



Well, fuck, you're right.

The obvious solution is to drink more.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (Gk3SS)

27 "18 So all this gays in the military stuff was a ruse?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2013 06:26 PM (w+Dvf) "

A ruse? Who knows. Full of mens rea though.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 06:28 PM (kYKEk)

28 Shameful confession...I actually kinda like the song "Meat Is Murder."

I know, I know, it's so wrong.

Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (YcklU)

29 What a putz.
Again, which side is the tolerent one ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (nTgAI)

30 The Greeks? Never heard of them.

They never heard of "consenting adults" either.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (T0NGe)

31 I missed the part where women in power get along so well with other women in power.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (gmeXX)

32 Ya hafta be pretty retarded to be both Celibate and a Rock Star at the same time.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:29 PM (t62l5)

33 What the hell is he talking about, "homosexual men would never kill other men"? Obama orders drone kills all the time.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2013 06:30 PM (hpYnL)

34 Morrissey used to have a lot of female fans, and I would always hear them chattering about him, like him saying, "I'm asexual..." and so on.

And I'd say, "So he's gay?" and they'd say "No, you dummy, didn't you hear me? He's ASEXUAL!"

"So, right, that means he's gay."

"WHAT PART OF ASEXUAL DON'T YOU GET?! THE A- OR THE -SEXUAL?"

"Oh I understand the word. I also understand that it's code for 'I'm super-gay.'"

"UGH! NO, YOU IMBECILE, HE SAID..."

Etc.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:30 PM (LCRYB)

35 4 Can I pay extra for the privilege of never hearing a Morrissey song?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:23 PM (GsoHv)


Free, so far. Maybe I can purchase some insurance?

Just to be sure.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 26, 2013 06:30 PM (GSF4s)

36 So who is this Morrissey fella? Is he the backup cocksucker for Bruce Springsteen?

Oh wait, that's Chris Christie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (cHZB7)

37 How can you assholes turn a blind eye to the genocide committed against bacteria, viruses and other microorganisms every. stinkin. day.?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (XvrTA)

38 So all this gays in the military stuff was a ruse?

Well, it did ensure that young gay men are now draftable and have to be barracked in close quarters with the sex to whom they're sexually attracted, but acting on that will result in prosecution.

So, good job there.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (T0NGe)

39 The stupid burns hot.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (sTS/8)

40 Morrissey used to have a lot of female fans, and I would always hear them chattering about him, like him saying, "I'm asexual..." and so on. And I'd say, "So he's gay?" and they'd say "No, you dummy, didn't you hear me? He's ASEXUAL!" "So, right, that means he's gay." "WHAT PART OF ASEXUAL DON'T YOU GET?! THE A- OR THE -SEXUAL?" "Oh I understand the word. I also understand that it's code for 'I'm super-gay.'" "UGH! NO, YOU IMBECILE, HE SAID..." Etc.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:30 PM (LCRYB)

teh ghey

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 06:31 PM (nTgAI)

41 If women don't go to war to kill other women, what do they go to war for?

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (gmeXX)

42 34 It usually means they are gay(or maybe even attracted to boys specifically) and choose to abstain rather than indulge.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (9XBK2)

43
"Smiths were awesome back in the day. "

Um, yeah...no.

Posted by: Jaws at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (4I3Uo)

44 Drugs will do that to you.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (Eq2MX)

45 28: never heard it but I can relate to liking a song until thinking about what the lyrics actually say.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (dkExz)

46 Psych (which returns tomorrow night at 10 on USA) had an episode titled "Meat is Murder But Murder Is Also Murder."

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (LCRYB)

47 Lest we forget, plants are living things too. Murderers.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (hpYnL)

48 "War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."

Apparently, he never heard of Andrew Cunanan? Gianni Versace was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: the hawk at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (vDU0A)

49 Some animals are more equal than others

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)

50 Girlfriend in a Coma:

http://tinyurl.com/m7buvq

Morrissey may be a major ass bandit, but he was pretty smooth back in the day.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (8/DeP)

51 Alexander the Great never killed other Men

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (XvrTA)

52 28: never heard it but I can relate to liking a song until thinking about what the lyrics actually say.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (dkExz)

I think I'm turning Japanese

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (nTgAI)

53 Uh, Jeffrey Dahmer.

Posted by: zsasz at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (MMC8r)

54 I used to like The Smiths. But I then discovered that I lacked a vag.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (6gk77)

55 sorry about the Morrissey gay thing, I'm just doing a Victory Dance over a 30 year old argument.

Oh, I hold a grudge. You can count on that.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (LCRYB)

56 Maet is Murder

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (t62l5)

57
I guess he never heard of the Brownshirts...

Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (6J6x7)

58 I know what Morrisey is but I've never heard his music. I'll just assume it sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (8sCoq)

59 hey, Duck Dynasty is the best show on TV.

Season 3 premieres tomorrow night on A&E jack.

Posted by: No Feet Johnson at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (KHo8t)

60 MST3K had a great bit about Morrissey

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (NzBQO)

61 I thought Morrissey had wandered off to the lone wasteland of forgotten, irrelevant rock poseurs long ago. Apparently (and sadly) I was wrong.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (sTS/8)

62 Morrisey should marry Ashley Judd.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (xopQc)

63 "41 If women don't go to war to kill other women, what do they go to war for?

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (gmeXX) "

Teh Vajayjay. Everything is always about teh Vajayjay. At least as far as (most) Atheists are concerned.


Not even a joke.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (kYKEk)

64 Meat is Murder But Murder Is Also 82% Meat By-Products.

Posted by: Meatcicle at February 26, 2013 06:34 PM (i7B17)

65 Last night I murdered my penis . It owed me a lot of money .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (TQOZk)

66 Maet is Murder
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:33 PM (t62l5)

Heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (nTgAI)

67 The obvious solution is to drink more.

Seconded. Got my pitiful tax refund check and am enjoying a nice cold Guinness and a chilled shot of American Honey.

And, who is this Morrissey fellow again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (+z4pE)

68 We talked about this on the news dump and some of us didn't even know who the hell he/she is. That being said, I think the DD boys and girls are more hank Jr. and could give a rats ass. Kimmel wants ratings, the DD folks are way more people grabbers than some has been wanna be relevant crooner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (l86i3)

69 Heaven Knows I'm Irrelevant Now

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (qfSUT)

70 Someone say "Ducks"?

MR DUCKS
MR NOT
MR TWO
CM WANGS
MR DUCKS

Posted by: Duck Dynasty at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)

71 >>>I know what Morrisey is but I've never heard his music. I'll just assume it sucks donkey balls.

It's extremely whiny. He does a very unattractive cross between whining and crooning.

He did have a good guitarist with the smiths, who may be named Johnny Marr (this is what I remember from Girls talking about him).

The only song I know is "How Soon Is Now." You probably know it too, as it served as the theme to Charmed (with a different performer).

It's a good song, I think. But damn, he is whiny and unappealing. I like the stuttering guitar of it.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (LCRYB)

72

YOU ARE NOT OF THE BODY!!!

Posted by: L'andrew at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (1Y+hH)

73 If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual
men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing
other men.


Erm.......

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy loves Jeffrey Dahmer at February 26, 2013 06:35 PM (6TB1Z)

74
He's only 53 and looks closer to 73. I guess "facials" really dont make your skin look more youthful.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 26, 2013 06:36 PM (6J6x7)

75 The More You Ignore Me, The Closeted I Get

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 26, 2013 06:36 PM (qfSUT)

76 Heh...someone needs a copy of "The Big Picture Book of The Nazis."

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 26, 2013 06:36 PM (GSF4s)

77 Was that you or the duck?

Posted by: Groucho Marx at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (t62l5)

78 Free Republic has a link to a list of 50 homosexual serial killers.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2284368/posts

I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (cHZB7)

79 To be fair, he was only joking when he said he'd like to smash every tooth in her head.

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (xfWVe)

80 I guess he never heard of the Brownshirts...

Like the guy said earlier, erm.....

Posted by: Ernst Rohm at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (6TB1Z)

81 Betting his first name is Gaylord, or Leslie, or Shelly or Anus.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (mxey2)

82 "How Soon is Now' from the movie The Craft
http://youtu.be/rrZlPppOrVk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (xopQc)

83 Please, Dear Lord, make all the stupidity stop.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (IlZPo)

84 Okay, so here's the thing about the Smiths: A lot of their songs were actually half-good. I say half because, while there was some interesting music happening, especially the guitar parts, Morrissey's fucking mopey croon just ruins them. He's like the pussy version Tony Bennett.

Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:37 PM (YcklU)

85 The only song I know is "How Soon Is Now." You probably know it too, as it served as the theme to Charmed (with a different performer).


The guy from the Psycodelic Furs sang the Charmed toon.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (l86i3)

86 Oh, I hold a grudge. You can count on that.

You hold a grudge, Morrisey packs the fudge.

Still my give-a-shit meter will not budge.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (xKC/c)

87 The only song I know is "How Soon Is Now." You probably know it too, as it served as the theme to Charmed (with a different performer).


______________________

Knowing that is so ASEXUAL, Come on we were all thinking it.

Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (r2PLg)

88 You know what I like about this post?

I have NO fucking clue who this ghey cocksucker is.

Someone tell me who the fuck he is and why the fuck I should care.

Life member Ducks Unlimited.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (wR+pz)

89 To be fair, he was only joking when he said he'd like to smash every tooth in her head.

Oh come on, we were all thinking it.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (6TB1Z)

90 Morrisey should marry Ashley Judd.

I have a feeling that's one marriage that would never be consumated.

He sounds teh ghey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (+z4pE)

91 83 Well,He HAS been firing some warning shots lately.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (9XBK2)

92 Morrissey is like Mango from the SNL skit. There is a subset, of a subset, of a subset of manly awesome dudes who would love nothing else than to run up to him and give him a long, non-ghey, embrace. There's no rhyme or reason to it. So I've heard. Just sayin'.

Don't fuckin' judge me. I don't say anything about that ghey-ass Dungeons Dragons shit, or your Deep Space 9 dork-business. And yes, my wife knows.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (RRbuy)

93 It might be more admirable if he skipped the show because of the fact that Dork Dynasty is just boring, scripted cable filler.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (Ipj15)

94 "because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men"


Oh really, lets just randomly shut down New York fashion week and see what happens after about a day.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (NzBQO)

95 Great another asshole giving us queers a bad name. Fucking Douche.

Posted by: gigg at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (dDD3H)

96

Murder Most Fowl



Haw-haw.

That's what we are paying for, right there.

Seriously, though, Morrissey is a certifiable loon. But I will have to defend my fellow moron who said the Smiths was a good band. They were.

Johnny Marr really made the lot. As Morrissey got more popular, the band started to slide into his overly mopey homo-ism. Listen to how it was before Strangeways: i.e. "How Soon is Now"

Great New Wave stuff right there

course, if you don't like new wave, your mileage may vary

Posted by: imp at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (UaxA0)

97 81
Betting his first name is Gaylord, or Leslie, or Shelly or Anus.


I remember when "Bruce" was the stock stereotypical name. Good times.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (IlZPo)

98 >>>How Soon is Now' from the movie The Craft

Is it? Well then Charmed REALLY ripped off The Craft because they swiped not just the premise but that song, too.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (LCRYB)

99 I agree, The Ducks are good people, the biggest problem the said homo has, is that they are Christians, and therefore destined for the final solution.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:38 PM (eEeRy)

100 >If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual

men would never kill other men,


wasn't Alexander the Great really into shoes and weekend antiquing?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (8sCoq)

101 71: The only song I know is "How Soon Is Now." You probably know it too, as
it served as the theme to Charmed (with a different performer).

-------------------

Yeah, I actually preferred that version (by Love Spit Love). Cannot. Stand Morrissey's. Voice.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (sTS/8)

102
Wer ist dein Papa?

Posted by: Ernie Roehm at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (6J6x7)

103 His Imperial President Gaylord Focker. Master of all he surveys, which is what Michelle lets him to see.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (xopQc)

104 @ 71 -

How soon is now + ecstasy = good times when you're young. Not that I would know or anything, that's just what I've heard.

Marathon soul-sex on X is also something I've heard is relatively enjoyable, but again I wouldn't really know from personal experience. Or something.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (8/DeP)

105 >>>Haw-haw.

>>>That's what we are paying for, right there.

THANK YOU.

For some reason I was proud of that and mad that no one said anything about it.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (LCRYB)

106 ...aaaand Ace makes the same comment as I'm typing mine. These threads move so fast.

Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (YcklU)

107 Is there some kind of contest going on in which "celebrities" try to utter something so incredibly stupid that even Obama voters turn off the tv for a few minutes?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 26, 2013 06:39 PM (nZvGM)

108 16
If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men



Guess he doesn't know about the Greek wars? History, it be hard.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (wR+pz)

109 Morrissey is to cock what Godzilla is to Tokyo.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (w+Dvf)

110 Mandrill Redass

And so, another classic AOSHQ nic is born.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (6TB1Z)

111 Militant Vegans, are religious fanatics...
And they pretend not to be, which galls me even more.

Posted by: Radius at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (nL5y5)

112 Morrisey still has a big cult following in Mexico.
I do not know why.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (t62l5)

113 In college we photocopied the Meat is Murder album cover about 200 times--we thought the soldier was badass--and papered one of our walls with the pics. It was cool while we drank beer and ate cheesesteaks.

Posted by: Shatner on SNL at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (7UFw3)

114 OT but this SI Swimsuit Edition 'making of' video from Travel Channel is never ever ever getting deleted from my DVR

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (8sCoq)

115 >>>Yeah, I actually preferred that version (by Love Spit Love). Cannot. Stand Morrissey's. Voice.

I would almost give the nod to the remake, for taking out Morrissey's annoying grating crooning, but I think musically the remake is dumbed-down some and kind of synthetic (synthetic meaning like "fake" rather than "having synthesizers in it").

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (LCRYB)

116
Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Posted by: Harry Lime at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (6J6x7)

117 106
...aaaand Ace makes the same comment as I'm typing mine. These threads move so fast.


Loser.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (6TB1Z)

118
Homosexuals in your face Ace! Ha! Gotta love the left and how they bring up the gheys constantly. Oh well, at least they don't have an agenda?
amirite.?

If homosexual priests in the Catholic Church can't keep their hands off of alter boys, what makes the left think that homosexual scout leaders will be able to keep their hands off of boy scouts?

Fuck it. Right? Obama should just release all those child molesters along with the illigal aliens.
Scout Master Sandustky reporting for duty!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (4DD4V)

119 The Craft soundtrack as shown on Amazon.

Track 5 is 'How Soon Is Now' by Love Spit Love.
http://tinyurl.com/a7cxmeq

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (xopQc)

120 Wait -- wouldn't animals who eat other animals technically be animal serial killers?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 06:41 PM (t62l5)

121 91
83 Well,He HAS been firing some warning shots lately.


You're right, Steevy, I should be more specific.

Dear Lord, please make the pendulum swing back from stupid towards smart again.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (IlZPo)

122
And there was no anal drilling in Switzerland.

Posted by: Harry Lime at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (6J6x7)

123 109 Morrissey is to cock what Godzilla is to Tokyo.

Nasty

Posted by: gigg at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (dDD3H)

124 I' gonna be a little busier this week than the last two Ace....

can you give me the cheat sheet on whether I have a duty to watch or not watch which side of this to win what culture war?

I am not reading Lush or waiting for Insty and Friend's ruling this time....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (LRFds)

125 Thank's Pep, I like to monitor the troop.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (eEeRy)

126 "Hairdresser on Fire" sounds both violent and gay. So I ain't buying the homos-don't-kill shtick.

Posted by: The last of the international playboys at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (Lxw+T)

127 Haven't studies on domestic abuse shown that the highest rates of abuse are in the homosexual community?

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 06:42 PM (4FeFx)

128


Betting his first name is Gaylord, or Leslie, or Shelly or Anus.



Worse: Steven.

Posted by: imp at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (UaxA0)

129 @116

Bonus points and an AOSHQ Americium membership to the first to identify the provenance of that name.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (6TB1Z)

130 Morrisey still has a big cult following in Mexico.

I do not know why.


Good background music for donkey shows.

Posted by: No Information Voters at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (vbh31)

131 if you like the guitar of the song, but hate Morrissey, you can listen to this... um... this song.

Main lyric: "No Hippie Chicks"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-5oYDHEJw

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (LCRYB)

132 116: Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had
warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo,
Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had
brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did
that produce? The cuckoo clock.

-----------------

One of my favorite movie quotes EVER.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (sTS/8)

133
bwahahaha. Is this f-face a vegan?

I can't believe he didn't go with the "War, what is it good for? uh huh".

Which incidentally was the original title for 'War and Peace'.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (p/cQy)

134 But yeah, he has his head (and other items, I'm sure) up his ass when it comes to any social or political issue. I'm fully aware of this fact. But still...

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (RRbuy)

135 Jeez, another insane leftist female. /

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (uhftQ)

136 Layers of stupid.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (0q2P7)

137 because homosexual men would never kill other men

Velly funny.

Posted by: That Chinese guy the Gay Cannibal Canadian Pornstar killed and ate at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (MMC8r)

138 12 MUMR,

the stupid is so intense it burns....

uh yeah the Spartans called Morrissey they'd like to break a few things to you bud....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (LRFds)

139 You can always spot the lawyers and/or law students.

Mad typing skills.

Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (r2PLg)

140 >>>wouldn't animals who eat other animals technically be animal serial killers

Carnivores

Posted by: The Saber Tooth Cats at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)

141 Morrisey still has a big cult following in Mexico.
I do not know why.

Perhaps they think he's a chupacabra. After all, he does suck. But not blood.

Posted by: The last of the international playboys at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (Lxw+T)

142 If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men

----

Also because the species would just die out.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (gmeXX)

143 >>>Track 5 is 'How Soon Is Now' by Love Spit Love.
http://tinyurl.com/a7cxmeq

Holy crap, what a total swipe. Embarrassing.

I actually did see a few Charmed episodes. One other thing they swiped from The Craft: Prominent nipples.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (LCRYB)

144 Harry Lime. Orson Welles. The Third Man

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:44 PM (xopQc)

145 For me, Morrisey started going downhill after Texas Radio and the Big Beat.

Posted by: Khanyay Quest at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (i7B17)

146


The Sacred Band of Thebes hardest hit.

(SWIDT?)

Posted by: imp at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (UaxA0)

147 Also because the species would just die out.

But the death throes would be absolutely fab-u-lous!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (xKC/c)

148 How did England so from Bauhausto the Smiths in under 5 years?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (GQArU)

149 Henry Rollins' concept for a Morrissey video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8EXFS7ruU4

Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (YcklU)

150 http://tinyurl.com/bzsyzlq

Posted by: I used to have this shirt at February 26, 2013 06:45 PM (2jQGY)

151 Ace, don't worry too much.

I love the soundtrack from The Craft. Just could never stand the emo whiny witches high school cat fight movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (xopQc)

152 Morrison is so right. War is, like, ew.

Posted by: Theban Sacred Band at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (ZMzpb)

153 144
Harry Lime. Orson Welles. The Third Man


Impressive.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (6TB1Z)

154 Morrissey has been canceling a lot of concerts die to illness. I think he's still sick but is using the Kimmel cancelation as a PR stunt.

Also, who is he to demand that Kimmel boot the Robertson's from the show.

Ace, Duck Dynasty is a great show about a God-fearing, self-made family from rural Louisiana who made millions off of a duck call created by the patriarch, Phil. I guarantee that it gets more viewers than Girls.

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (xfWVe)

155 Levin on the most epic of rants over Hagel.

Posted by: Sid Vicious at February 26, 2013 06:46 PM (bw20r)

156 143: One other thing they swiped from The Craft: Prominent nipples.

------------------------

And truth told, I encourage that practice.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (sTS/8)

157 I've watched Duck Dynasty.

They're more Spree Killers than Serial Killers.

-

and, if I've learned nothing else from watching shows like Duck Dynasty, Tanked, American Restoration, and such, it's this: complete morons can make a buck in this country.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (J8DGo)

158 Yes, there much grooming and ass picking going on as we wonder what in the hell is going on with the G.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (eEeRy)

159 This is the end...wait, what?

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (vbh31)

160 We don't kill, we luv to much.

Posted by: Andrew Cunanan at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (w+Dvf)

161 Morrissey? Isn't he some form of weasel?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (TIIx5)

162 Pep, been watching TCM this afternoon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (xopQc)

163 He thinks women don't go to war with other women? I think Lena Dunhammight, if the "other women" were conservatives.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (KL49F)

164 "..because homosexual men would never kill other men..."


Except when they do..repeatedly:

http://xrl.us/bojxnx

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (53riN)

165 complete morons can make a buck in this country.

Um, let's talk.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (6TB1Z)

166 Norman Bean, I don't know if that's a producer on the show, but it was so frequent it had to be planned.

I bet they were actually falsies.

I mean, it was Nipple City. Population: Me.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (LCRYB)

167 144: Harry Lime. Orson Welles. The Third Man

--------------

Based on the Graham Greene novel.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:47 PM (sTS/8)

168 So if Downton Abby added more nipples you guys would watch?

I don't know if they can talk Maggie Smith into that.

Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (r2PLg)

169 155 Why get so upset over Hagel?The fucking CinC is Obama,what lackey he has running DoD makes no difference.The real problem is at the very top.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (9XBK2)

170 >>>How did England so from Bauhausto the Smiths in under 5 years?

Yeah, you really get the sense that the wrong guy killed himself.

Come on, you were thinking it.

(too soon?)

Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (YcklU)

171 The Greeks are Spartans were mostly homos weren't they? They went around killing all the time.

I mean we still refer to it as greek sex.

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (OQpzc)

172 I've never watched "Duck Dynasty" but I've heard they say "grace" before meals on the show and the men are going to help host a Christian music award show. I like 'em.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (KL49F)

173 28 Yes, tasty, tasty murder!

Posted by: 666wearelegion at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (R4lI/)

174 So would he be okay with appearing on a different night? Did he research if Kimmel ever had another guest who was a hunter? A fisherman? In good conscience, how can he ever appear on stage with anyone who is a [strike]filthy murderer[/strike] non-vegan?

He's stared so long at his navel he has a crook in his neck.

Posted by: The last of the international playboys at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (Lxw+T)

175 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 06:40 PM (8sCoq)

One more example of the rape-centric, hetersexual-violence that is endemic in this world.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (GsoHv)

176 168 So if Downton Abby added more nipples you guys would watch?

I don't know if they can talk Maggie Smith into that.
Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (r2PLg)

________________

Damn it I misspelled Abbey.

Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (r2PLg)

177 I loved that lame forgotten show! Alyssa Milano's a doll!

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Bly, Azof, UK at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (7v5Ct)

178 There are actually questions on the Internet about this:

>>>Charmed TV show question? what do u think about this?
I really like the Charmed show and have watched all of the episodes, It's a good show. My concern is : why is the show starting to constantly show the Charmed women with popping boob nipples sticking up? I mean yes this does happen sometimes lol, but not all the time, all day long. even without support, the nipples do not stick out constantly lol. I mean it's a good thing for the guys to look at but be real. There are alot of good things about the show. They do not have to exaggerate lol. what do all of you think? it makes me laugh.

I think they were largely fake.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (LCRYB)

179 Joe Orton could not be reached for comment. Because his gay lover bludgeoned him to death with a hammer!

Posted by: Fart at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (erQJO)

180 If there were no heterosexual men, then S.E. Cupp wouldn't have to boycott CPAC.

Posted by: Morrisey at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (nZvGM)

181
Garbage In, Garbage Out

This is what passes today for wisdom.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (qpM85)

182 So if Downton Abby added more nipples you guys would watch?


If Dear Abby added more nipples, we would watch.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (6TB1Z)

183 When I was in Junior High all the future Marxists LOVED Morissey. These people were headcases even then. Funny when you look back how the people who were going to be adult nutjobs displayed it early on.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (uhftQ)

184
Chickens -- taste just like humans.

Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (6J6x7)

185 Yeah. Somebody go ask Gianni Versace if homosexuals ever kill. Hint: you'll need a medium.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (9QOn9)

186 166: I mean, it was Nipple City.

--------------------------------

Not a difficult show to watch, from that perspective.

Of course, my wife watched it for other reasons, but it kinda . . . grew on me, as it were...

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (sTS/8)

187 169 Steevy,


I am not falling prey to 3d chess.

Obama picked haggle because:

1) he's a retard-he will fuck up DoD more effectively by accident in trying to follow Choom Vision than Choom could instruct

2) he's a GOP Israel hater so he creates discord in our caucus

3) he allows bambi to blame a republican for the fuck ups...

yes you're right SecDef is in the end the President's hands meaning in a sane Republic the blame is still the President's...

you gonna tell me where you're hiding this sane republic on me?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)

188 The Ducks are very good people, hairy , but good.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (eEeRy)

189 18
So all this gays in the military stuff was a ruse?


It was a trap.

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (/gHaE)

190
We should make a wacky knockoff...

Downton Abby Normal

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (b8TXQ)

191

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?
With a crowbar.

Posted by: Old Hoplite joke at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (mETGQ)

192 Meat eating ducks. Now that would be something. Eh?

Posted by: The Saber Tooth Ducks at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (4Mv1T)

193 I saw The Craft in high school, I remember liking that movie. Bunch of hot young chicks in short plaid skirts with some other stuff happening if I recall correctly.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (hpYnL)

194 Nature being defended by a man who doesn't grasp the necessity of heterosexual men to the procreative process. Nice.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 26, 2013 06:51 PM (E55AK)

195
Rock star....i do not think that word means what you think it means

Posted by: California Red at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (cB0VK)

196 I think they were largely fake.

There are actually companies that make fake nipples, so that women can show perkiness without showing their real nipples, because that's better, because...shut up, that's why.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (6TB1Z)

197 Nipples were the best reason to watch TV in the late 70's early 80's.Threes Company,Charlie's Angels ,etc.etc.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (9XBK2)

198 >>>Of course, my wife watched it for other reasons, but it kinda . . . grew on me, as it were...

I was in the same situation. A GF would always watch it, and I began bitching about it:

"Oh for god's sake, this stupid show a-.... wait, okay, you can leave it on for a bit. Let's see where this goes."

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (LCRYB)

199 128


Betting his first name is Gaylord, or Leslie, or Shelly or Anus.



Worse: Steven.


Lance. With a lisp.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 26, 2013 06:52 PM (kqqGm)

200
Charmed TV show question?
------------------
What's up with Holly Marie Combs eyebrow?

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (J8DGo)

201 I would almost give the nod to the remake, for taking out Morrissey's annoying grating crooning

The singer on that version is the guy from The Psychedelic Furs. He's great.

But I fully support Morrissey's artistic mission to be offputting to everybody, and to sing about being offputting in an offputting way. The specifics aren't very important. He's a career crank. We don't really allow that anymore.

Posted by: oblig. at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (cePv8)

202 I still love The Smiths, but boy is this guy a douchebag.

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (/AHDz)

203 Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:43 PM (LCRYB)

Yeah...careful with that.

Hippie chicks put out, and if you can stand the scent of patchouli, they are a good back up to Mary Palm and her five friends.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (GsoHv)

204 O/T Got a call from Chris Christie for Governor (here in Indiana). I told them I had nothing but contempt for his groveling to Obama and I would never giver them a dime, so please remove me from the call list.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 26, 2013 06:53 PM (GoIUi)

205 I'm in the poultry business and have long been a supporter of mass murder of poultry. Its how we eat.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (eQ4W/)

206 196

Well, would you like being cold all the time?

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (9QOn9)

207 193: I saw The Craft in high school, I remember liking that movie. Bunch of
hot young chicks in short plaid skirts with some other stuff happening
if I recall correctly.

--------------------------

Fairuza Balk was hot. A fucked-up whacko in real life, I understand, but . . . hot.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (sTS/8)

208 I'm surprised Obama didn't nominate Morrissey instead of Hagel.

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (/AHDz)

209 Didn't Patient Zero in the AIDS epidemic in North America (that Canadian flight attendant) deliberately spread the disease in the bathhouses once he knew he was dying? Yeah, they never kill.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (nZvGM)

210 "I'm asexual..." Morrisey said, between sips of penis.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (4uh3z)

211 Palestinian Terrorists From US-Funded Mahmoud Abbas’ Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades Fires Grad Rocket At Southern Israel…

I guess they are celebrating hagel's victory

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (9Bj8R)

212 187 Any hope for a sane Republic died in November.Now we see if we can survive what we have sown.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (9XBK2)

213 Recent CT scans have revealed that Morrisey's brain was, at some point in the past, removed and replaced with lime Jello and marbles.

Posted by: Neurologist at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (/gHaE)

214 How Soon Is Now is one of my two favorite rock songs. It never gets tired.

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (PgC6A)

215 Big mouth strikes again

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (C2//T)

216 in foreign countries "Charmed" is called "Nut"

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (LCRYB)

217

Downton Abbey Normal

Reconstituted corpses built from dead crazies.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (b8TXQ)

218 Hamas, Muslim Clerics Warn Obama Not To Visit Temple Mount During Trip To Jerusalem…

The coward will go not where near the Temple Mount

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (9Bj8R)

219 because homosexual men would never kill other men

No, never.

http://tinyurl.com/7dq7rcu

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

220

Charmed was actually OK until they started with that weird "love interest" ghost/angel/whatever dude.

And yes, it was good largely for the scenery.

Posted by: imp at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (UaxA0)

221 178 There are actually questions on the Internet about this:

>>>Charmed TV show question? what do u think about this?
I really like the Charmed show and have watched all of the episodes, It's a good show. My concern is : why is the show starting to constantly show the Charmed women with popping boob nipples sticking up? I mean yes this does happen sometimes lol, but not all the time, all day long. even without support, the nipples do not stick out constantly lol. I mean it's a good thing for the guys to look at but be real. There are alot of good things about the show. They do not have to exaggerate lol. what do all of you think? it makes me laugh.

I think they were largely fake.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:50 PM (LCRYB

____________________

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Fran.

--Mark "Tit Watcher"Twain




Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (r2PLg)

222 The Amazons were homo chicks and they went around killing all over the place.

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (OQpzc)

223 Originally I thought I was going to be on with Dick Dynasty, but now that I've learned that was a typo I'm too disappointed to go on.

Posted by: Morrissey at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (2jQGY)

224 198: "Oh for god's sake, this stupid show a-.... wait, okay, you can leave it on for a bit. Let's see where this goes."

-------------------

The costuming was often an impetus for regular viewing. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (sTS/8)

225 >>>Why get so upset over Hagel?The fucking CinC is Obama,what lackey he has
running DoD makes no difference.The real problem is at the very top.

Now the coming implosion of the Mideast will have a big fat (R) hung around it. I can already hear the media spinning about how it is ALL Hagel's fault.

Congratulations Ronulans, you got suckered into taking the role of the Scapegoat.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (0q2P7)

226 203 CBD,

the problem is I discovered a few things about rutting with the herbal harlots...

1) although willing and indeed too willing to make field goal posts they are not dedicated to acrobatics or aerobics...

2) one must factor in how much fun it is having to play geometric progressive "how many people am I sleeping with through her?" as a risk multiplier for big diseases with little names

3) they smell...

God they smell....

I have this light socket shaped scar on little sven for a reason bud....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (LRFds)

227 d say, "So he's gay?" and they'd say "No, you dummy, didn't you hear me? He's ASEXUAL!" "So, right, that means he's gay." "WHAT PART OF ASEXUAL DON'T YOU GET?! THE A- OR THE -SEXUAL?" "Oh I understand the word. I also understand that it's code for 'I'm super-gay.'" "UGH! NO, YOU IMBECILE, HE SAID..." Etc.



Asexual? So he can go fuck himself, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (d0Dmj)

228 199 128 My name is Steven and I have an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (9XBK2)

229 Who?
I mean, you guys

Posted by: barbarausa at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (WWeoI)

230 I think they were largely fake.

It could be anything. *turns down the thermostat to 65 degrees*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (+z4pE)

231 Asexuals do actually exist...but Stephen Patrick isn't one of them. For him, it's code for "I want a strong man to tell me what to do."

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (8V74Y)

232 Eh. I bought his records.

I'm not going to buy any more one way or another, but if I were considering buying them, this would change my mind.

Posted by: Truman North at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (I2LwF)

233 Gotta go choke the chicken in my private bathroom with 6 large white towels, 6 medium white towels and natural scents.


Now where did I put that jar of marmalade...

Posted by: Morrissey at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (sqp6o)

234 Apparently Morrissey never heard of the Thebian Special Forces.

Posted by: Voluble at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (qYvEa)

235 Duck killing you guys.

Posted by: Some Retard Named Morrissey at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (m2IdD)

236
for the record -

I'm a confident heterosexual. (1)
_

1 - random "Rustler's Rhapsody" reference.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2013 06:57 PM (J8DGo)

237 If more men were homos, there'd be less war?

Did anyone tell this genius about Hitler and the SS and SA???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (48jWE)

238 "Charmed" was stupid, but Rose what's her name is hot, even if she is a rabid terrorist lover.

Speaking of which, here's Morrissey singing about how much he desires Margaret Thatcher's execution.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smzsIONNh0w

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (/AHDz)

239 War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.


AchTUNG!

Posted by: Ernst Roehm at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (CWlPF)

240 216 in foreign countries "Charmed" is called "Nut"
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:55 PM (LCRYB)


______________

Really?

I wonder why.

Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (r2PLg)

241 Empire of Jeff, your last comment "sips of penis" is classic.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (eEeRy)

242 Phil, from Duck Dynasty: The beaver is pure evil!

Morrissey, from ???: The beaver is pure evil!

Posted by: at least there's some common ground at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (rdy8w)

243 >>>It could be anything. *turns down the thermostat to 65 degrees*

I don't think the cast would go for that 5 days a week.

I suspect Straight-Up Conspiracy and Nipple Forgery.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (LCRYB)

244 The Royal Navy is mostly homo and...bad example. But they used to kill all over the place too.

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (OQpzc)

245 zombie Ernst Roehm is going to wind up in the top ten commenters list this week.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (9XBK2)

246 Another cool and haunting track from The Craft soundtrack.

Matthew Sweet - Dark Secret
http://youtu.be/kGogksGPjNg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (xopQc)

247 Does this I can't eat a bacon cheeseburger while watching a double feature of the "Longest Day and Patton ?"

Posted by: DrDrill at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (L3nHO)

248 More homosexual men would not end war. The lack of future humans to wage it would.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (14j4X)

249 210: "I'm asexual..." Morrisey said, between sips of penis.

--------------------------

Fuck you, Jeff, for making me laugh on this day designated to be reserved for Optimum Crankiness.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (sTS/8)

250 He's also flat out wrong. Not only do gay men kill other men, when they do it they are also far more brutal.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/auwx3gw

Posted by: Phelps at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (cWtxJ)

251 Actually, as far as his "reputation is concerned," he can probably take that risk.

As well as the risk of appearing on a show with a bunch of horse rapists and lingerie butt plugs.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 26, 2013 06:59 PM (m2IdD)

252 Wow, I didn't think any thread could get any gayer than discussion about Morrisey, but I've been proven wrong with all the Charmed talk.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (w+Dvf)

253 Duck Dynasty is basically The Godfather, but for realz and without the actual murder. Also, the son has taken over for the family before papa dies.

Posted by: Duh! at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (Zs83Q)

254
Dean Coril & Wayne Henley: Murdered about 30 young men and boys. http://goo.gl/Vzrvh

Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (6J6x7)

255 Ace, its probably too late, but it would have been nice to see if you could have coordinated an effort to make this the highest rated Kimmel by getting Insty, Allah, and others to make a concerted effort to get conservatives to watch.

You probably would have had to coordinate with Rush - don't tell Cupp.

Posted by: SH at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (gmeXX)

256 "228 199 128 My name is Steven and I have an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 06:56 PM (9XBK2) "

Your name is Steven???? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (kYKEk)

257 248

You say that like it's a bad thing

Posted by: Malthus at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (9QOn9)

258 >>>>because homosexual men would never kill other men,


Word

Posted by: Leopold and Loeb at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (RLTt1)

259 Also.

"War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."

The history of Japan would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at February 26, 2013 07:00 PM (8V74Y)

260 Being old as dirt has it's advantages. Everything worthwhile produced before 1990 is either in my vinyl/CD collection, or on one of my son's iPods.

There is nothing more.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (4Mv1T)

261 Although "Charmed" could be downright asinine, too. Like putting Alyssa Milano in nothing but feminist granny dresses at some point.

Like there's any point in having Alyssa Milano running around on your show if you're going to dress her up in granny feminist dresses.

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (/AHDz)

262 Wasn't Brad Pitt gay in Troy?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (/gHaE)

263 Man, that Morrissey. What a sissy-girl.

Posted by: Klaus Nomi at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (fTw9g)

264 Dahmer, paging Jeffrey Dahmer. Please pick up the white courtesy phone!

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (Ylnyz)

265 Morrissey has stabbed hundreds of men. He's hardly in a position to judge.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 26, 2013 07:01 PM (4uh3z)

266 When Shannon Dogherty left the show I thought they'd lose 50% of their nipples.

Replacement? Rose McGowan.

They actually increased their nipple production. Awesome.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (LCRYB)

267 The Queen is Dead (live) is pretty badass and I like Stop Me.....butsod this Limey homo.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (NaN1c)

268 256 I know it was carefully hidden behind a clever nickname.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (9XBK2)

269 So this Morissey person is going to reproduce by mitosis?

If he wanted to impress me, he'd put all his money into a gene splicer and try to invent a human that could photosynthesize. Then BAM, green chicks. I'd be all behind that.

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (OQpzc)

270 Anyone seen my nipples you guys?





Oh.

Everyone has. Okay then. Never mind you guys.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (m2IdD)

271 "238 "Charmed" was stupid, but Rose what's her name is hot, even if she is a rabid terrorist lover.

Speaking of which, here's Morrissey singing about how much he desires Margaret Thatcher's execution.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smzsIONNh0w

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 06:58 PM (/AHDz) "

Thatcher is basically a Straight male. The bitch has it coming...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (kYKEk)

272 >>>The history of Japan would like to have a word with you.

Wait, what? Were samurai notoriously gay or something?

Posted by: AndrewR at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (YcklU)

273 128





Betting his first name is Gaylord, or Leslie, or Shelly or Anus.


_Christian_


it's effeminate, it's ironical and it just flat out "works"

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (4eNxd)

274 Duck Dynasty is basically The Godfather, but for realz and without the actual murder. Also, the son has taken over for the family before papa dies.


Never go against the family.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (d0Dmj)

275 Invictus, Morrisey is one of those mushroom people on that deserted island in that Japanese horror movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (xopQc)

276 You can't even call a Smiths song a Morrissey song. Yes, Morrissey wrote the lyrics, but once even a true Smiths fan emerges from mopey-dopey adolescence, he realizes that the most timeless parts of the Smiths's body of work is Johnny Marr's chops. The guitar keeps me coming back.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (+iA5G)

277 Morrissey's finely calibered gaydar must so askew by being in his presence that he doesn't see violent homos in his midst. Or maybe he's just fucking stupid.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (iUabG)

278 There's no excuse to miss a show Morrisey won't use. What a turd.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 26, 2013 07:04 PM (dZ756)

279 >>>> Never go against the family.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 07:03 PM (d0Dmj)

I quit.

Posted by: Si at February 26, 2013 07:04 PM (Zs83Q)

280 I confess, I liked Charmed...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:04 PM (/gHaE)

281 take back what you said about Charmed

Posted by: seaniep at February 26, 2013 07:04 PM (mHol2)

282 266: When Shannon Dogherty left the show I thought they'd lose 50% of their nipples.

--------------------------

Or at least 33.3%

At one point there was a rumor that Shannon Dougherty was actually a *gasp* Republican.

No, I'm not gonna Google that shit to find out.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (sTS/8)

283 >>>"Oh for god's sake, this stupid show a-.... wait, okay, you can leave it on for a bit. Let's see where this goes."

Yeah that's how Game of Thrones went down for me, and Doctor Who went down for my wife.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (0q2P7)

284 Today they just arrested a man here for murdering his boyfriend. He used a hammer then wrapped the body is plastic.

Posted by: nevada-ette at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (tEe1I)

285 John Wayne Gacy, paging John Wayne Gacy

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (Ylnyz)

286

Boning dudes did not keep the Greeks from centuries of brutal warfare.


Posted by: Beagle at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (IazeS)

287
Willaim White. He would inject guys with drano and shove screwdrivers into their ears for kicks. He also raped a boy and slit his throat. All done in Golden Gate Park.

Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (6J6x7)

288

Serial Animal Killers? Can someone more hip than me explain?

Many episodes of Duck Dynasty revolve around the killing of animals. Fish, Crawdads, ducks, squirrels, turkeys, snakes, frogs, beavers...most of which they eat. So, to a wilting man-queef like Morrissey, they are teh ultimate evul.

But, as much as people like to believe otherwise, the show is not that friendly to conservatives. The characters are depicted as being ignorant, violent, and sexist, and I believe that is by design. The one character that is treated the most fairly, is Willie....and he's also the one that does not really connect with his 'red neck' roots. I like the show anyway, even though most of the episodes are rather obviously contrived. I still like to watch shows about close knit families, that can still manage to feed themselves off the land, instead of the local McDonald's drive thru.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (eyJh9)

289 I thought Charmed was a realistic little show until they sold out with all that Hollywood "Whitelighter" bullshit.

Posted by: guy who knows too much about Charmed and lives in a stormdrain at February 26, 2013 07:05 PM (LCRYB)

290
Can't help thinking about one of Adam Carolla's podcast jokes from a couple of days ago.

"Wearing Crocs is kind of like getting a blowjob from a dude. It feels really good until you look down and realize you're gay."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (TIIx5)

291 Ya but one of Shannon Doherty's eyeballs is waaaay bigger than the other one.

It freaks me out.

Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (r2PLg)

292
What about all those English and Scottish kings who were boning guys and waging war?

Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (6J6x7)

293 "268 256 I know it was carefully hidden behind a clever nickname.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:02 PM (9XBK2) "

:-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (kYKEk)

294

Willaim White. He would inject guys with drano and shove screwdrivers into their ears for kicks. He also raped a boy and slit his throat. All done in Golden Gate Park.

He was a Tea Bagger! Google it!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donut at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (eyJh9)

295 >>>Or at least 33.3%

nah the one girl didn't show them very often. It was always the other four

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)

296 I guess my wife and kids are right, I aughta get out more ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 07:07 PM (9Bj8R)

297 283: Doctor Who went down for my wife.

-------------------------------------------

I hope it was satisfying for her...

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 07:07 PM (sTS/8)

298
Prison is filled with gay guys who murdered people.

Posted by: Zombie Living in Hershell's Barn at February 26, 2013 07:07 PM (6J6x7)

299 Speaking of nipples, I was just watching an episode of season 4 of Burn Notice and I don't think Fiona has worn much that isn't translucent at most/

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (iUabG)

300 John Allen Mohamed paging John Allen Mohamed

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (Ylnyz)

301 291 Ya but one of Shannon Doherty's eyeballs is waaaay bigger than the other one.

I never noticed that but I think one is higher than the other.

I'd still hit it.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

302 "Invictus, Morrisey is one of those mushroom people on that deserted island in that Japanese horror movie."
===============

I KNOW THIS MOVIE!!!1!

It's something like "Attack of the Mushroom People," and it has a downbeat ending, which was unusual for the kind of horror movies that got shown on Saturday afternoon TV when I was a kid in the late 1970s.

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (/AHDz)

303 []When Shannon Dogherty left the show I thought they'd lose 50% of their nipples.


Last time I saw her, she was flacking for some cheesy online "university". Because when I think of serious academics, I think of Shannon Dougherty.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (6TB1Z)

304 286 Beagle,

but it did provide a stereotype I find fun to this day....

so there's that.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (LRFds)

305 Holly Marie Combs was hot.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (/gHaE)

306 295: the one girl didn't show them very often.

----------------------

Yeah, the uptight bitchy one. Hated her.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 07:08 PM (sTS/8)

307 Doctor Who went down for my wife

I see why she maintained her interest

Posted by: zimriel at February 26, 2013 07:09 PM (QTHTd)

308 Seriously you guys - am I the only person who was perplexed by Holly Combs's (a/k/a Piper) right eyebrow?
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2013 07:09 PM (J8DGo)

309
Homosexual men try to kill each other. They're just not real good at it

... http://tinyurl.com/bbmhscm

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 26, 2013 07:09 PM (Yhu4q)

310 297 He used his Sonic Screwdriver.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (9XBK2)

311 "Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. "

Well, Harry Lime aka Orson Welles, I guess that means American is heading into a friggin' Golden Age then, which makes me feel better. I'll be sitting pretty if I manage to survive the upcoming warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (7FqJH)

312 The most negative aspect of Jew Jewery is how they love money. If more Jews were like Arabs, the Middle East would be so peaceful. You never see Muslims killing one another.

Oh, and the way kikes like to steal Christian babies. That's another bad aspect.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (m2IdD)

313 So...

The new version of "I only read that magazine for the articles" is "I only watch that show for the nipples". Interesting.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (9QOn9)

314 Well, this thread is taking forever.


Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (kYKEk)

315 Lets not forget the rapists of the Dancing Boys of Afghanistan, members of the ROP, and all around butt stuffers, the Taliban! Wheeee this game is easy

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (Ylnyz)

316 We still haven't gotten down to the bottom of "nipplegate."

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (6J6x7)

317 302: It's something like "Attack of the Mushroom People," and it has a
downbeat ending, which was unusual for the kind of horror movies that
got shown on Saturday afternoon TV when I was a kid in the late 1970s.

---------------------------

Oh WOW, you just hit on a MAJOR childhood memory. I saw that movie on an afternoon "Creature Feature"-type showing looooong ago, scared the bejeezus outta me. I've never seen it since, and didn't think anyone else had ever heard of it. "Attack of the Mushroom People."

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (sTS/8)

318 oh, bigmouth strikes again...

Posted by: zimriel at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (QTHTd)

319 "When Shannon Dogherty left the show I thought they'd lose 50% of their nipples.



Replacement? Rose McGowan.



They actually increased their nipple production. Awesome."

===============

Yeah, and the show's amount of Big Red Kissy Lips went through the roof, too!

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (/AHDz)

320 The Roberston family is a true American success story. They turned a small company that makes duck calls into multi million dollar business long before the Duck Dynasty show even started.
Hate to break it to you Morrissey, but the Duck Dynasty cast is more popular than you right now. Their show is one of the highest rated programs on TV right now, so there's no way in Hell Kimmel is going to bump them for you.

Posted by: Hawk at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (2dYnc)

321 Rank by The Smiths is a great live album. The versions on it are at times almost completely different songs, especially "The Draize Train" (which, as an instrumental, was all Marr's work). Morrissey almost has a different persona as well,

Whole album not on Youtube but here is "The Draize Train":

http://youtu.be/zVTBVjEyND0

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (+iA5G)

322 >
I'm in the poultry business and have long been a supporter of mass murder of poultry. Its how we eat.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at February 26, 2013 06:54 PM (eQ4W/)


I too support mankind's ongoing genocide of tasty chickens and turkeys

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (8sCoq)

323 Morrissey's finely calibered gaydar must so askew by being in his
presence that he doesn't see violent homos in his midst. Or maybe he's
just fucking stupid.


I have never had sex with that person, Morrissey.

Posted by: Stupid at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (MrneO)

324 So...



The new version of "I only read that magazine for the articles" is "I only watch that show for the nipples". Interesting.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 07:10 PM (9QOn9)


Not I; Burn Notice is a good show with or without Fiona's diamond cutters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (iUabG)

325 I watched one Duck Dynasty. The chicks for a contrived reason went up ina manlift and surprise, surprise it failed while they were at the top creating a phoney scripted crisis.

Don't think it is my kind of show.

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (OQpzc)

326
So, putting all the conversational thread of this post together:

Does this mean that if Morrissey had bigger, perkier nipples we'd all listen to his music while killing waterfowl with hairy men?


Is that about right?

Posted by: The Synergizer at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (j2lYi)

327 I'll pimp this one time because its on topic. Pics, too!

http://tinyurl.com/agppehg

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (4uh3z)

328 The Smiths were perhaps one the greatest singles bands of all time, certainly the best UK singles group during the '80s.

None of their albums ever completely held together, though.

Morrissey was a pretty good lyricist, actually, but the real talent was guitarist Johnny Marr, who wrote most of the band's music as well. A real melodic (and production) genius, he.

Morrissey is a whiny prick, however, and he always has been. Doesn't mean The Smiths weren't pretty good, though. In particular I recommend "Cemetry Gates," "Panic," "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," "The Headmaster Ritual," "William, It Was Really Nothing," and "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want."

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (/COnL)

329 I've heard that Shannen Doherty is a genuine, Patricia Heatonesque conservative.

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (/AHDz)

330 Stupid: I have never had sex with that person, Morrissey.

I, on the other hand, boned him hard

Posted by: the cruel ugly-stick of aging at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (QTHTd)

331 322 Yep,and also cattle,because those fuckers are asking for it.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:13 PM (9XBK2)

332 meanwhile.... the idiot Hagel is now in charge of the Def Dept....

But hey!!! Ducks AND Rock Stars!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (lZBBB)

333 >>Yeah, and the show's amount of Big Red Kissy Lips went through the roof, too!
Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:11 PM (/AHDz)Yeah but just think.They've been all over Marilyn Manson's johnson,,...or janeson...who knows

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (Yhu4q)

334 Ashley "Puffy" Judd....Morrissey....how much are we supposed to take.....is Kathy Griffin next?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (XvrTA)

335
Weren't all the Pharaohs and Cesars gay? They sure went to war enough times. I think Nero had a guy castrated and then married him.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (6J6x7)

336 "Holly Marie Combs was hot."
===============

But her character was so unpleasant. All she ever did was bitch at her boyfriend/husband. I couldn't believe he'd put up with it, but I guess that was the "Charmed" idea of Serious You Guys Female Empowerment!!!

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:15 PM (/AHDz)

337 Morrissey is a whiny prick, however, and he always has been.



Is he whinier than Eddie Vedder?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 07:15 PM (iUabG)

338 I thought "The Queen Is Dead" held up. Maybe that "soil falling over my head" refrain went a bit long.

Of course, without Marr, he's worthless

Posted by: zimriel at February 26, 2013 07:15 PM (QTHTd)

339 Norman Bean and Kensington, you can get Matango:Attack of the Mushroom People, Mysterians, and Varan as a triple DVD pack.

http://tinyurl.com/avnqx7q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:16 PM (xopQc)

340 the idiot Hagel is now in charge of the Def Dept....


Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2013 07:14 PM (lZBBB)

maybe he'll write my Fitrep. Instead of Must or Early promote he will probably write in the Significant Problem Box " But he's a Jooo right"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 07:16 PM (9Bj8R)

341 A) The theme song must not have been too awful good. Used to watch the show and don't remember the song.

And there was a very good reason for watching. Ok, three good reasons.

Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 07:17 PM (+jNI+)

342 >>>Is he whinier than Eddie Vedder?

Oh man, way, way, WAY whinier. Dude, we're talking about a guy who wrote songs called "Never Had No One Ever," and "I Know It's Over" and put them on the same album.

Besides, after going through my reflexive "I hate Pearl Jam because I'm too cool and besides Pavement and Radiohead are way better" phase back in the day, I returned to their discography and as it turns out they were really quite a great little wannabe-classic rock unit back in the '90s. Vs., Vitalogy and No Code are all surprisingly solid albums.

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:17 PM (/COnL)

343 The real issue with Duck Dynasty is that they are Christians and prayat the end ofthe program. It's just a bunch of rich guys dressed in camo who are living large in Monroe, Louisiana. I enjoy the program, it makes me Happy Happy Happy!

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 07:17 PM (eqV3Q)

344 [Looks at collection of all of The Smiths' tracks ever . . . sighs . . . rationalizes that the real talent in the band was Johnny Marr . . . cognitive dissonance temporarily averted . . . ]

Posted by: Bud Norton at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (+vQwD)

345 Yeah it wasn't all over until they gave Hagel Sec Def.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (L+hax)

346 "The new version of "I only read that magazine for the articles" is "I only watch that show for the nipples". Interesting."
===============

No! The new version would be "I only watch this nippley witch show for the awesome plots."

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (/AHDz)

347 Did he take off his leather shoes and belt to make his pronouncement?

Can't fix stupid....

Posted by: Pastor Angry at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (0jX8P)

348 This thread needs a a non gay song to wash it clean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wto1ySSFARE

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (9XBK2)

349 Plus side to Hagel's appointment: He'll drone strike you very ineffectively.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 26, 2013 07:18 PM (FsUAO)

350 342 What about "Ten"?

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:19 PM (9XBK2)

351 Maybe Hagel's gay and this is a clever ploy to end all wars?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (/gHaE)

352 349 Hobojerky,

by what forgetting the batteries for SCOAMF's Xbox Controller?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (LRFds)

353 "Norman Bean and Kensington, you can get Matango:Attack of the Mushroom People, Mysterians, and Varan as a triple DVD pack."
===============

Thanks, but I can watch it right here anytime I want:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq8jkp_matango_shortfilms#.US1RNTcRAS4

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (/AHDz)

354 thank you, steevy.

Posted by: zimriel at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (QTHTd)

355 "Attack of the Mushroom People" was released on DVD just a couple of years ago under the Japanese title,

"Matango"


Slower than I remember but still awesome.

And fondly remembered, the DVD sold out fast and is now selling on Amazon for about $100.

Another J-horror movie from that era that creeped me out as a kid-

"The H-Man"

Also released on DVD in the last few years.

Slower than I remember, but still awesome. Check it out.

Posted by: Why is there a mushroom growing on my arm? at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (j2lYi)

356 Women don't go war? Elizabeth I, Catherine the Great, Margret Thatcher, Golda Meir. There were a number of Roman emperors who could hardly be called straight who had numbers people slaughter and started wars. Someone should buy the old queen a history book

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (TyRjt)

357 Connecticut apparently jealous of California:

"Flexer is one of several lawmakers who has proposed a "combined reporting" measure to ensure that Connecticut corporations pay more in taxes.

The "combined reporting" concept holds that any corporate group with at least one affiliate here should owe taxes that reflect the entire group's net income.

Advocates contend that Connecticut is otherwise vulnerable to aggressive big corporate planning that hides earnings in affiliates in low-tax states or other countries. The legislature's nonpartisan Office of Fiscal Analysis estimated three years ago that Connecticut would gain $88 million annually under a combined reporting system.
...
Rep. Betsy Ritter, a Waterford Democrat, not only has sponsored a "combined reporting" bill, but she has also proposed a hoarder's tax. This would place a levy on liquid assets -- companies with a lot of money in the bank -- and dedicate the proceeds to job creation programs."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (Ipj15)

358 Is that about right?
Posted by: The Synergizer at February 26, 2013 07:12 PM (j2lYi)

With crossbows.

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 07:21 PM (OQpzc)

359 >>>[Looks at collection of all of The Smiths' tracks ever . . . sighs . . .
rationalizes that the real talent in the band was Johnny Marr . . .
cognitive dissonance temporarily averted . . . ]


Nah, Morrissey could write some pretty great lyrics, there's no sense in denying it. "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" is hysterically funny (a self-parody of Morrissey's emo public demeanor, "Cemetry Gates" is wonderfully literate, and "Bigmouth Strikes Again" has one of my all-time favorite lines of the '80s: "Sweetness? Sweetness? I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head!"

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:21 PM (/COnL)

360
>>Dude, we're talking about a guy who wrote songs called "Never Had No One Ever," and "I Know It's Over" and put them on the same album.


No fucking way. Yer kidding, right? the SAME album?

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 26, 2013 07:21 PM (Yhu4q)

361 Two torrents with seeders...

http://thepiratebay.se/search/matango/0/99/0

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (/gHaE)

362 Women don't go war? Elizabeth I, Catherine the Great, Margret Thatcher,
Golda Meir. There were a number of Roman emperors who could hardly be
called straight who had numbers people slaughter and started wars.
Someone should buy the old queen a history book


Hey, I was straight.

Posted by: Boudicca at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (QTHTd)

363 Morrissey is whinier than Eddie Vedder, but Eddie Vedder is more irritating because of his achingly sensitive feminist shtick, which was almost certainly just a fake ploy for getting up a girl's skirt.

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (/AHDz)

364 355 I never saw Attack of The Mushroom People surprisingly.Ever see The Green Slime?

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (9XBK2)

365 The H-Man. Hydrogen bomb radiation turning Tokyo Yakuza into crawling slime that eat people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (xopQc)

366 >>>342 What about "Ten"?

Eh, it's not bad, but it's a little TOO 'generic radio rock' for my tastes. Like, I could go the rest of my life without ever hearing "Alive" again. "Even Flow" still impresses however, and fuck I'll admit it: I still like "Jeremy."

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:22 PM (/COnL)

367 363 One would hope.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:23 PM (9XBK2)

368 Oh, and a friend of mine who did volunteer work in a DC women's shelter in the '80's once told me about a tiny, pretty little Hispanic woman who came in beaten all to a pulp by her lover, Chris. Chris turned up at the shelter the next day to get her and it turned out Chris was a big bull dyke in a flannel shirt. My friend said lesbian "wife-beating" was actually fairly common.

And relatives who work in ER's say it's really common to see gay men who have been beaten by their boyfriends. Makes sense to me. Straight men who are raised decently have "never, ever hit a woman, no matter how angry she gets you" pounded into their heads at an early age. That restraint is gone if the one making you angry is another guy.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 26, 2013 07:23 PM (7FqJH)

369 "None of their albums ever completely held together, though."
===============

Um, I'm damn near perfect.

Posted by: The Queen Is Dead at February 26, 2013 07:23 PM (/AHDz)

370 Also, "Panic" was a great karaoke song.

Posted by: Boudicca at February 26, 2013 07:23 PM (QTHTd)

371
Remember when Cicciolina offered to have sex with Saddam if it would avert the war? We then got into a discussion as to who would or would not have sex with Saddam at my office. The gals said they would but no one would volunteer their husband for anal sex. Why????

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 07:24 PM (6J6x7)

372 ...to ensure that Connecticut corporations pay more in taxes flee the state in droves...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:24 PM (/gHaE)

373 356
Women don't go war? Elizabeth I, Catherine the Great, Margret Thatcher,
Golda Meir. There were a number of Roman emperors who could hardly be
called straight who had numbers people slaughter and started wars.
Someone should buy the old queen a history book


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 07:20 PM (TyRjt)


You left a warmongress out. You forgot who kicked the Musselmen from western Europe.

Posted by: Isabela of Castile at February 26, 2013 07:24 PM (+iA5G)

374 I don't need the torrents, did buy that DVD triple pack. Some others might.

The Green Slime, before Andromeda Strain. Alien gunk turns into electric arc welders that kill.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:25 PM (xopQc)

375 Power finally came back on. House got pretty chilly going 9 hrs without the furnace running.

Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 07:25 PM (3R0Zs)

376 >>>No fucking way. Yer kidding, right? the SAME album?

And it's a really good album, too! (Those are two of the worst tracks on it, to be fair.)

For an encore, he followed that up by making a song called "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me" the centerpiece of their next album. (Thankfully Strangeways, Here We Come also has the very funny "Girlfriend In A Coma" and the honestly incisive "Death Of A Disco Dancer" to balance that maudlin crap out.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:25 PM (/COnL)

377 I've never really strayed far from metal but I went through a phase where I listened to a lot of Pear Jam,of course they are fairly heavy rock.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:26 PM (9XBK2)

378 We then got into a discussion as to who would or would not have sex with
Saddam at my office. The gals said they would but no one would
volunteer their husband for anal sex. Why????


Your office is way more intense than mine.

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2013 07:27 PM (6TB1Z)

379 http://youtu.be/gIQos8yR17E

Posted by: Braineaterbob at February 26, 2013 07:27 PM (qDbun)

380 374 Mentioned it at 354.I get a kick out of the theme song too.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:28 PM (9XBK2)

381 The castaways from Gilligan's Island land on the island of the Matangos....

"Professor!!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 26, 2013 07:28 PM (xopQc)

382 380 364 not 354.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:29 PM (9XBK2)

383 >>>I've never really strayed far from metal but I went through a phase
where I listened to a lot of Pear Jam,of course they are fairly heavy
rock.


People can feel free to hate Pearl Jam or find Eddie Vedder annoying as much as they want.

However, you're certifiably deaf (or just have no taste for rock music) if you listen to a song like "Corduroy" and dislike it. That's quite simply a song with no perceptible flaws.

As a metalhead I'm betting you really enjoyed "Spin The Black Circle" too.

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:29 PM (/COnL)

384 "However, you're certifiably deaf (or just have no taste for rock music)
if you listen to a song like "Corduroy" and dislike it. That's quite
simply a song with no perceptible flaws."

===============

I was going to jump and down upon you, but now I'm listening to it on my iPod, and you're right. It's perhaps my favorite Pearl Jam song.

Posted by: Kensington at February 26, 2013 07:32 PM (/AHDz)

385 383 Good song and Evolution is really quite heavy.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2013 07:32 PM (9XBK2)

386
Strangeways,

Stop Me if You Think You've Heard This One Before is one of my favorites--listened to it daily in college.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 26, 2013 07:33 PM (5ML8T)

387 hey Morissey, Duck You!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 26, 2013 07:34 PM (uhftQ)

388 Don't say it teej. Just. Don't.

Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 07:35 PM (e0nsQ)

389 >>>I was going to jump and down upon you, but now I'm listening to it
on my iPod, and you're right. It's perhaps my favorite Pearl Jam song.


Aside from the superb chorus and verse, it also has truly fantastic lyrics,

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 26, 2013 07:35 PM (/COnL)

390 Morrisey never read the Iliad, it seems.

Posted by: Knemon at February 26, 2013 07:37 PM (4UIBW)

391 I don't like pearl jam, but I like this song, "Go."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka12hnyeo9Y

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 07:38 PM (LCRYB)

392 Yep, how dare he stand up for what he believes!!! He should be mushy like the Republican party!

Posted by: The Chicken at February 26, 2013 07:38 PM (Dw3fy)

393 Wait the President of Egypt was in The Smiths?

Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2013 07:40 PM (/1U3u)

394 That's why the Pilgrims made a crossing of the Atlantic under sale in the 17th Century. That's why the pioneers set out into the untamed West with their children. That's why we fought a ruinous Civil War. That's why we booted out every stone age tribe who merely thought that they were there first. That right there is the reason for all the blood, death, disease, pain, striving, faith, building, and forming a continental superpower from wilderness:

To raise up a breed of legendary pussies like Morrissey.

Posted by: Mike James at February 26, 2013 07:41 PM (cgDgK)

395 392 Yep, how dare he stand up for what he believes!!! He should be mushy like the Republican party! Posted by: The Chicken at February 26, 2013 07:38 PM (Dw3fy)

He's a brit. He should just shut his damn piehole.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 07:43 PM (6J6x7)

396
"If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men
would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."

Hmm. Why do gays want to be in the military, then?

Posted by: disa at February 26, 2013 07:48 PM (R+h7Q)

397 Why do gays want to be in the military, then? Posted by: disa at February 26, 2013 07:48 PM (R+h7Q)

Let me guess...lots of muscular dudes at close quarters?

Seems like an awful lot of work, though. Wouldn't it be easier to just go to the nearest leather bar?

Posted by: Donna V. at February 26, 2013 07:52 PM (7FqJH)

398 " how dare he stand up for what he believes!!!"

Yep, 'cause it sure takes a lot of courage these days to come out against hunting and straight males.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 26, 2013 07:55 PM (7FqJH)

399 He's got a point. If it were just gay people then there would eventually be no people to fight. <i>.</i>

Posted by: Gman at February 26, 2013 08:01 PM (jo0fs)

400 "If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men"

Speak for yourself, fag.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at February 26, 2013 08:20 PM (WYOrt)

401
Morrissey, meh.
http://tinyurl.com/bamuvc

Posted by: Matt The Cimmerian at February 26, 2013 08:22 PM (40Ex+)

402 Doesn't know much about Sparta, does he?

There's a reason for the term "greek sex".

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2013 08:26 PM (hTDbY)

403 "Smiths were awesome back in the day. "

Um, yeah...no.

Posted by: Jaws at February 26, 2013 06:32 PM (4I3Uo)

^^^this^^^

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2013 08:28 PM (29+x5)

404 Wait. Wha?

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at February 26, 2013 08:40 PM (UZuc4)

405 So if Downton Abby added more nipples you guys would watch?



I don't know if they can talk Maggie Smith into that.

Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:48 PM (r2PLg)



________________



Damn it I misspelled Abbey.

Posted by: tasker at February 26, 2013 06:49 PM (r2PLg)

Is Downton Abby any relation to Dear Abby?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2013 08:43 PM (29+x5)

406 Morrissey say, homo no like war
But homo want open ghey in military

So Army not do war? Or homos just very patriotic? I confuse.

Posted by: Ruckus at February 26, 2013 08:50 PM (T2oeP)

407 Duck Dynasty is the best show on TV, and I'm glad that homo doesn't like it.

Posted by: name at February 26, 2013 08:52 PM (KqnY1)

408 Whoa, hey, easy on the Charmed-hate.

Yes, it was all grrrrl-power and the men were almost always weak (except for Julian McMahon who was usually pretty alpha), but on the plus side it had Alyssa "My Eyes Say You Should Be Fucking Me Right Now" Milano and the morality was admirably un-nuanced: the evil bad guys weren't misunderstood or "disadvantaged" or confused, they were quite consciously evil for the sake of evil -- and torturing them was not just acceptable, but fun!

Posted by: TallDave at February 26, 2013 09:03 PM (lNW+B)

409 What a hetrophobe.

Posted by: dantealiegri at February 26, 2013 09:10 PM (274MD)

410 Gotta admit I was stunned that Ed Morrissey of hotair was a rock star and what did I care when y'all were having a problem with him.

Then I figured it was somebody else.

Whatevs.

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at February 26, 2013 09:25 PM (Yzu6e)

411 <<War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If
more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual
men would never kill other men>>

THIS! IS! SPARTA! YOU IGNORANT FUCKTARD!

Posted by: SGT. York at February 26, 2013 09:25 PM (H1IKD)

412 "Boning dudes did not keep the Greeks from centuries of brutal warfare."

Someone needs to introduce Morrissey to "The Sacred Band of Thebes"

Posted by: Calvin Dodge at February 26, 2013 09:30 PM (m40+P)

413
ALH

Well thank goodness someone else has watched the Duck Dynasty show!

That makes me Happy Happy Happy

Posted by: alamogordo at February 26, 2013 10:11 PM (HUTO5)

414 Morrissey was successful because he found a great guitarist and formed a band (The Smiths) at the most boring musical period in the UK.
Plus, Edwyn Collins and Orange Juice supplied the blueprint, and the Smiths just ran wild with it with the backing of their record label Rough Trade. It was an exciting time. But Morrissey was always a twit.

Posted by: Captain Sensless at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (U84nT)

415 and the new season starts tomorrow! Happy happy happy!

Posted by: name at February 26, 2013 10:19 PM (KqnY1)

416 On a friend's recommendation, bought a Smith's record (yes, record) in '86 or '87 from Plan 9 in Richmond. It was the worst crap I'd ever heard. Took it back the next day and told the owner it sucked and I wanted to exchange it. Petey said, "I know" and gave me a full refund.

Posted by: Ruckus at February 26, 2013 10:53 PM (T2oeP)

417 Come on, the guy is a douche but he has many really good songs.

How can you not like "Every Day Is Like Sunday"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Gee3THtb8

"The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFd5w_IoBQ

"Suedehead":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JenlsnA9-mE

They're some of my favorite songs. The guy is a very talented and prolific song writer with a great voice for his style.

My music of choice is Death Metal and Metalcore, but when I'm feeling light in the loafers I crank up the Morrissey!

Posted by: OxyCon at February 27, 2013 12:31 AM (U7XyJ)

418 How Soon Is Now is also the tune playing in The Wedding Singer when drunk Adam Sandler comes home to find his ex-fiancee waiting for him.


Posted by: John the Libertarian at February 27, 2013 01:19 AM (oshol)

419 Former Rock Star Morrissey Says...

I don't even know who the hell this guy is...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 27, 2013 02:42 AM (0iAVO)

420 More than anyone here I know what an ass morrissey as he lived around the corner from me for about 10 years but he has made some amazing music both as a solo artist and with the smiths.

Posted by: moom at February 27, 2013 07:23 AM (XV9ZM)

421 It's not a "show," it's one song on a TV show. And "reputation?" What reputation has this mezzo-fanook had since the 90s?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 27, 2013 08:25 AM (7ObY1)

422
"If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."

Don't know if anyone noted this upthread (tl;dr), but someone should make Morrissey aware of the Theban Sacred Band.

Posted by: Crimso at February 27, 2013 09:48 AM (Xj3ni)

423
"It's extremely whiny. He does a very unattractive cross between whining and crooning.

He did have a good guitarist with the smiths, who may be named Johnny Marr (this is what I remember from Girls talking about him)."



This, exactly. As a girl who used to talk about Morrissey (between the ages of 16 and, oh, say, 23), I used to think I liked The Smiths because of Morrissey. Years later, I still listen to their music, and that has everything to do with Johnny Marr. I can overlook the fact that Morrissey is a complete tool in order to listen to Johnny Marr's guitar.

Posted by: BethinPA at February 27, 2013 12:21 PM (XIAfm)

424
"Big mouth strikes again"

Great, great song.

Posted by: BethinPA at February 27, 2013 12:34 PM (XIAfm)

425 Don't underestimate or give women too much credit. If I had the means, I'd be participating in a civil war in this very country at this very moment. Liberal politicians and academics would be running through the briars as well as through the brambles.

Posted by: Mazzuchelli at February 27, 2013 01:50 PM (piR98)

426 Wait, didn't that Smiths guy sing a very non-serious sounding song about Girlfriend being in a coma? What a weirdo.

Posted by: whobewut at February 27, 2013 06:26 PM (W5c4e)

427 Morissey has been an animal rights' activist and high profile vegetarian for years. He believes killing for meat is murder, and that's his opinion. He is as entitled to it as conscientious objectors and pro-lifers are to theirs. If he doesn't want to be a draw for Duck Dynasty, that makes perfect sense.

Seriously, who is watching a show to see another show? Do people love Duck Dynasty that much? No, but Morissey is touring right now, and his shows are all sold out. Everyone has heard of The Smiths.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 27, 2013 07:30 PM (+8t8s)

428 I always liked the Smiths.

Posted by: Esau's Message at February 27, 2013 07:40 PM (6c62F)

429 John Wayne Gacey. Or maybe killing young boys doesn't count?

Posted by: MarkD at February 28, 2013 09:13 PM (+xUiW)






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