Ashley Judd, Fortune-Cookie Feminist

Via Hot Air, a recapitulation of Ashley Judd's bizarre extreme feminist statements.

Seriously, they're SCUM-level.

— On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s unconscionable to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.”

...

- On fathers giving daughters away at weddings: “To this day, a common vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status is her father ‘giving’ away her away to her husband at their wedding, and the ongoing practice of women giving up their last names in order to assume the name of their husband’s families, into which they have effectively been traded.”

...

- On how Christianity “legitimizes” male power over women: “Patriarchal religions, of which Christianity is one, gives us a God that is like a man, a God presented and discussed exclusively in male imagery, which legitimizes and seals male power. It is the intention to dominate, even if the intention to dominate is nowhere visible.”

- On men: “Throughout history, men have tried to control the means of reproduction, which means trying to control woman. This president is a modern day Attila the Hun.”

Hit the link to see the ones not about feminism (like about the coal industry and the "environmental holocaust" in the US rivaling that of the human holocaust in Rwanda).

This configuration of "feminism" just seems to be Marxism for people who don't like math or economics.

Buzzion:

We're all thinking it. What a lovely woman.

Posted by: Ace at 12:35 PM



Comments

1 She should get up with Sullivan.

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2013 12:36 PM (53z96)

2 Those impoverished kids are here via Mehico senorita blanca

Posted by: Clemenza at February 26, 2013 12:37 PM (Snhap)

3 Goodness, Machine gun posting.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:37 PM (l86i3)

4 MMMmmmmmmmmmmm.....PUffAY!!

Posted by: Minuteman at February 26, 2013 12:38 PM (dSE0q)

5 Meh. I'd still grudge fuck that puffy face.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 26, 2013 12:38 PM (QupBk)

6
She has a cute dog. You've got to give her that much.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 12:38 PM (6J6x7)

7 I'm sure you've already heard this story- but Judd met with the DNC recently to discuss whether she was electable. This news was on the mainstream media in our state. While even the DNC is wary of running someone with her background, this idea keeps creeping forward.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 12:39 PM (g5wi5)

8 That should play well in Tennetucky. Vote Judd, you inbred sister humpers!

/sarc

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at February 26, 2013 12:40 PM (hLRSq)

9 This drivel is why she is getting divorced.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 12:40 PM (0PiQ4)

10 but you can't make fun of her looks because she's not Sarah Palin. We need to just accept the fact that we can only point out that she's differently abled intellectually.

Posted by: mallfly at February 26, 2013 12:40 PM (bJm7W)

11
Cutie: http://goo.gl/Euilc

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 12:41 PM (6J6x7)

12 - On men: “Throughout history, men have tried to control the means of reproduction, which means trying to control woman. This president is a modern day Attila the Hun.”

I think that the current estimate is that 1 out of ever 8 people on Earth are a descendent of Genghis Khan, so this is plenty of precedent for this.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 26, 2013 12:41 PM (QupBk)

13 In a few years she'll say this was all because she was messed up on drugs prescribed to her legally.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 26, 2013 12:41 PM (EmfNQ)

14 Not to be a dick, but isn't there a grain of truth to this statement?

"Patriarchal religions, of which Christianity is one, gives us a God that is like a man, a God presented and discussed exclusively in male imagery, which legitimizes and seals male power"

A broken clock is right once (or twice) a day and all that.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 26, 2013 12:41 PM (+wxCD)

15 Is there a reason she defines herself and thinks with her reproductive organs? Has something happened to her in childhood or is it just an example of work done well in a public school system?

Posted by: Comrade J at February 26, 2013 12:41 PM (Cq/0w)

16 I now question Dario Franchitti's sanity for marrying this harridan in the first place.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 12:42 PM (mO9O5)

17 She shoots her mouth off, but I'd show her what that hole was for.

Posted by: arminius at February 26, 2013 12:42 PM (cDnhR)

18 I thought there was a different religion that was brutal to women. On the tip of my tongue, just can't think of it. Oh well.

Posted by: real joe for serial, you guys at February 26, 2013 12:42 PM (9APBK)

19 If this works in Kentucky, I'm building that bunker immediately.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 26, 2013 12:42 PM (d4o2E)

20 noun/verb agreement? Do does it work?!?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 26, 2013 12:42 PM (QupBk)

21 Gee. What a cunt.

Posted by: ccoffer at February 26, 2013 12:42 PM (MsLdg)

22
This configuration of "feminism" just seems to be Marxism for people who don't like math or economics.


Well that seems to be all modern feminism is. Rights for women? Phhhh, let me know when the feminists are protesting sharia law.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 12:43 PM (GULKT)

23 ...waiting for the weasel

**drums fingers**

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 26, 2013 12:43 PM (QupBk)

24 You have daddy issues, Ms. Judd. Take two contraceptives and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Shrink at February 26, 2013 12:43 PM (vbh31)

25
Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 26, 2013 12:41 PM (+wxCD)i]

Is there a religion for which this is NOT true?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 12:43 PM (IDSI7)

26 perfect candidate for the no-info voter

Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2013 12:43 PM (Sg0G/)

27 — On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s unconscionable to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.”

Adopt, Puff the Magic Judd.

Posted by: Heralder at February 26, 2013 12:43 PM (+xmn4)

28 She thinks these statements somehow promote the well-being of women.

Her beliefs repulse me.

Posted by: Mindy at February 26, 2013 12:43 PM (U/+f9)

29 This configuration of "feminism" just seems to be Marxism for people who don't like math or economics.


Or actresses trying to pretend they have an IQ over room temperature.

Posted by: GOP at February 26, 2013 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

30 I though Marxism itself was for people who don't like math or economics.

Posted by: WTP at February 26, 2013 12:44 PM (+hPIb)

31
“To this day, a common vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status is her father ‘giving’ away her away to her husband"

So a daughter doesn't belong to a father but a woman's husband is HER husband?

Posted by: levi at February 26, 2013 12:44 PM (5V/0T)

32 Good let run her. Kentucky ain't Minn.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 12:44 PM (9Bj8R)

33 Great quotes. Do you think the stupid bitch has yet to understand why the handsome race car driver kicked her ass to the curb.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:44 PM (l86i3)

34 What's funny to me is that some people think that revealing these statements to the larger public will make a democrat voter not pull the lever for her.

Our citizenry simply does not fucking care. Democrat voters aroun this nation have voted in felons, politicians who run gay brothels out of their basement, people who left women and their unborn kids to drown, an former KKK grand dragons.. They will pull the lever for their brand of idiot, criminal, or incompetent boob, which in a D+7 environment means Democrats win most state level elections. Ill put it this way, If she ran in nancy pelosi's district she would be a lock.

Posted by: Mr Pink at February 26, 2013 12:44 PM (qeTzs)

35 This configuration of "feminism" just seems to be Marxism for people who don't like math or economics.

Marxism is for people who don't like math or economics.

Posted by: lizardbrain at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (EXDjY)

36 Her manhate points to bad mean daddy issues. How unbalanced is she.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (0KgIG)

37 I blame evolution.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (EmfNQ)

38 We're all thinking it. What a lovely woman.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (GULKT)

39 Wait,

Even if you accept her "Breeding" premise (an argument I suppose you could at least defend) what exactly is she doing to feed those starving people.

Also Ace,
Linking through the DC article, Salon is telling us this will be just great for down ballot Democrat's because...criticizing her is misogyny or something.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (/0Nh2)

40 They aren't extreme feminist statements. They are par for the course feminist statements.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (1Jaio)

41 Why is it that Hollywood scum, even the Z-listers, think that they're somehow qualified to weigh in on issues? Most of them are high school dropouts who broke into Hollywood by giving BJs.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (IDSI7)

42 So her base of "informed" voters would consist of (a) feminists and (b) emasculated men.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (9eDbm)

43 Patriarchal religions, of which Christianity is one, gives us a God that is like a man

Tautology much, Puffy?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (QupBk)

44
Marxism is for people who don't like math or economics.
Posted by: lizardbrain at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (EXDjY)


I'm stealin that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (l86i3)

45 >>> I though Marxism itself was for people who don't like math or economics.

yeah... that joke doesn't quite work.

I guess I was trying to say that while Marxism discusses "hard" things (money) these Liberal-Arts-Major versions of it just apply Marxist thought to "soft" things (Negative Body Image You Guys).

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (LCRYB)

46 It's not so bad what happened on 9/11. I mean, not only arecwe oppressing other cultures by trying to impose our culture upon them, but those two towers in New York were nothing but phallic symbols, built to reinforce the idea of men as the dominant gender and women as nothing but chattel. The skyline is better without them.

--Things Ashley Judd May or May Not Have Said

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 26, 2013 12:46 PM (Pfr2x)

47 The zombies have gotten to last of her brain.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2013 12:46 PM (O/fK8)

48 Daddy issues, for sure

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 12:46 PM (nTgAI)

49 Why are you bringing this up now? This information would be so much more entertaining if she were already the democratic nominee. I'm sure this will play well in Kentucky.

Posted by: Shtetl G at February 26, 2013 12:46 PM (FpTMi)

50
Sounds like she's perfectly suited to to represent the beliefs of the fine people of the Blue Grass State. Either that or she's a famous actress with a nice rack and we have to vote for her over any Evil White Male Republican.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next junior senator from the Commonwealth of Kentucky.

LIB.

Posted by: Jaws at February 26, 2013 12:46 PM (4I3Uo)

51 Wasn't ace just wondering why conservative women have let liberals seize and keep the term "feminist" even though we are all actually feminist by any sane definition?

This is why. This is just some of the shit they smeared on a good term like feminism. We know the concept us goid, but damn, try getting that stench out.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (9QOn9)

52 Btw who uses the word "breed" when referring to have children? That was probably a good decision on her part. We don't need another generation of puffy Judds.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (0PiQ4)

53 16
I now question Dario Franchitti's sanity for marrying this harridan in the first place.


Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 12:42 PM (mO9O5)

Two words: Puffy cheek head.

Posted by: Joe "SOOPER GENIUS" Biden at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

54 It's unconscionable?

Fuck you, Judd. I countenanced it just fine. You chose not to, for reasons I might respect if you didn't need to pass judgment on those of us who came to a different conclusion.

Posted by: JPS at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (BImhs)

55 “To this day, a common vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status is her father ‘giving’ away her away to her husband"

In the future, all female neonates will be required to take up arms and defend the family at 5 years of age.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (EmfNQ)

56
On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s unconscionable to breed

Best news I've heard in a while, and I totally agree with her in her particular case.

If only Stan Dunham had thought likewise back when ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (IDSI7)

57 Ack. WTP beat me to it. But it's a good enough point to be made twice.

Posted by: lizardbrain at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (EXDjY)

58 On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s unconscionable
to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in
impoverished countries.”







What mope is she married to? Actually I'm glad she doesn't want to bred, more leftist should feel the same way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (1Jaio)

59 And seriously you guys, I used to like this woman, but politics seems to bring out the worst in some people.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (9eDbm)

60 I posted this on a previous thread, but it fits here as well: For most of recorded history, actors were considered one step above prostitutes in the social scale. I'm not sure exactly when that opinon changed, but it was a mistake to change it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (Z6meB)

61 Do you think the stupid bitch has yet to understand why the handsome race car driver kicked her ass to the curb.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:44 PM (l86i3)


*waves upraised hand frantically*

Pick me! Pick me!


Is it because she went from moderately cute to looking like someone shoved an air hose up her ass?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (da5Wo)

62 breed not bred

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (1Jaio)

63 >>>They aren't extreme feminist statements. They are par for the course feminist statements.

also correct, but low-information women voters attracted to the word "feminist" don't realize this is what "feminism" is about.

They think it's about equality and such -- battles that were mostly won 30 years ago.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (LCRYB)

64 38 We're all thinking it. What a lovely woman.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (GULKT)

Bravo! The joke was used correctly.

What's that Ms. Judd? You think you're scared in this rape van? I'm the one who has to drive it alone.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 26, 2013 12:48 PM (t06LC)

65 "atriarchal religions, of which Christianity is one, gives us a God that is like a man"

Actually, the Mormon church teaches that men and women are both "gods" and that we all can become gods too.

Mainstream Christianity doesn't associate god with any gender, god isn't human, but some unknowable blob of intelligence that is everywhere and nowhere at the same time, or something.

Posted by: Andrew at February 26, 2013 12:48 PM (HS3dy)

66 yeah, i got it..just havin' a little fun. Actually, I do know a Marxist (or did) who knew math. That may have been part of his problem in understanding economics.

Posted by: WTP at February 26, 2013 12:48 PM (+hPIb)

67 @58 Her race car driver hubby is getting divorced. It was announced in Jan.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 26, 2013 12:48 PM (9eDbm)

68 That SCUM Manifesto is probably being taught at colleges across the country as Womyn's Studies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 12:49 PM (1Jaio)

69
I'd like to think the people of Kentucky would be too smart for this woman to stand a chance as a candidate, but you can rest assured she would bring in every single hollywood celebrity who can find Kentucky on a map and try and get elected based on her celebrity status.

Heck, years ago Oprah went on trial down in Texas for making fun of beef, and wowed the locals and beat the charges. (I'm sure the 1st amendment covers making fun of food and she shouldn't have been on trial in the first place, but her celebrity status turned the whole thing into a farce.)

Posted by: Boots at February 26, 2013 12:49 PM (oG66P)

70 if only those slack-jawed yokels in Kentucky had attained this level of enlightenment

Posted by: JDP at February 26, 2013 12:49 PM (60GaT)

71 65 eloquent

Posted by: JDP at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (60GaT)

72 This seems unnecessarily incendiary to me.

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (JQuNB)

73 Her hatred of Christians, coal, and guns along with her love of abortion ought to make her a slam dunk in Kentucky

That and her claim of Kentucky roots even though she was born in Southern California, went back to KY for a few years as a kid, lived in Marin County California for a few years, then went back to KY to attend college, then to Hollywood after college.

Yeh, she's a real Loretta Lynn all right


Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (mCvL4)

74 45
>>> I though Marxism itself was for people who don't like math or economics.



yeah... that joke doesn't quite work.



I guess I was trying to say that while Marxism discusses "hard"
things (money) these Liberal-Arts-Major versions of it just apply
Marxist thought to "soft" things (Negative Body Image You Guys).

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (LCRYB)


Marxism uses the language, sort of, of math and economics. It tries to compete on the field of economics, but it really has nothing to do with them.All Marxist arguments are moral in nature and all Marxist predictions were false.The reason why there is a liberal arts major version of Marxism is because it is a religion. It is to be "believed" it is not subject to testing. It have moral assumptions.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (T0NGe)

75 I assume "this president" does not refer to Obama.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (xjpRj)

76 Her statements make me want to punch her in the face, but if she really has that massive of an inferiority complex can't help but feel a bit sorry for her, she's just a sad soul. And the women who get riled up by her are likewise. She needs a hug.

Posted by: Andrew at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (HS3dy)

77 re 21: "So a daughter doesn't belong to a father but a woman's husband is HER husband?"

c 1990 the feminists would have written it "So a female offspring of a male person doesn't belong to the male parent but a womyn's nonfemale mate is its male spouse" or something stupidly wise like that

Posted by: mallfly at February 26, 2013 12:51 PM (bJm7W)

78 @69

It was a libel (or slander) suit. Not protected speech under the 1st amendment.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 26, 2013 12:51 PM (t06LC)

79 Now THAT is one crazy bitch!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at February 26, 2013 12:51 PM (RRbuy)

80 Her statements make me want to punch her in the face

It's a TRAP!

Posted by: Admiral Tarbaby at February 26, 2013 12:51 PM (QupBk)

81 @77 dude get it right. It's "life partner".

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 26, 2013 12:51 PM (9eDbm)

82 76Her statements make me want to punch her in the face, Posted by: Andrew at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (HS3dy)

Judging by the size of it, you weren't the only one wanting to batter it around.

Posted by: Heralder at February 26, 2013 12:51 PM (+xmn4)

83 Yeh, she's a real Loretta Lynn all right


Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (mCvL4)


If it wasn't for her mom and her sister fuckin and rug muchin their way though Nashville the bitch would be livin in a trailer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (l86i3)

84 Wynona Judd dedicates every meal to a starving village in Africa.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (+lsX1)

85

femthos

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (t62l5)

86 Err that's directed at post 21.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (9eDbm)

87
This is just some of the shit they smeared on a good term like feminism. Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (9QOn9)

Sorry, got to differ. Modern day (i.e., post-suffragette) feminism was always shit. It was and is merely a vehicle for Marxist agitation. I was in Berkeley in the first full malignant flower of feminism (in the 70s), and young Judd's views were if anything more moderate than those of most feminists.

Feminism was just a way of creating another disaffected class that would be susceptible to Red agitprop (and also to mainstream homosexuality, which feminists were encouraged - and expected - to try).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (IDSI7)

88 She does have a shot in KY. After all from what I've read she bedded the entire U of Ky basketball team. Thats got to be, what, 30 votes right there if you count managers.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 26, 2013 12:53 PM (t06LC)

89 Ms. Judd, is there not a single one of these ink blots that doesn't look like President Obama to you?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Shrink at February 26, 2013 12:53 PM (vbh31)

90 She's divorced now, right? Shocking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2013 12:53 PM (UOM48)

91 85




femthos



Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (t62l5)

NEXT! Thread winner...

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 26, 2013 12:53 PM (RRbuy)

92 I'm not easy to offend, but the womyn-bashing around here is gobsmackingly vile.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 26, 2013 12:53 PM (60GaT)

93 Well, I know it's currently fashionable to bash Ms. Judd, but I for one really enjoyed her work in "Ghostbusters".

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2013 12:53 PM (mV8sg)

94 I'm not easy to offend, but the womyn-bashing around here is gobsmackingly vile.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 26, 2013 12:53 PM (60GaT)


Sorry, didn't mean to insult you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:54 PM (l86i3)

95 You know, when it comes down to it, pregnancy is just another way for men to keep women enslaved. I refuse to be this generation's Kunta Kinte.

--Things Ashley Judd May or May Not Have Said

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 26, 2013 12:54 PM (Pfr2x)

96 How can you have a puffy face and turkey neck at the same time?

What went wrong?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 12:54 PM (t62l5)

97 (and also to mainstream homosexuality, which feminists were encouraged - and expected - to try).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (IDSI7)

Go on...

Posted by: Joe "SOOPER GENIUS" Biden at February 26, 2013 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

98 Not to be a dick, but isn't there a grain of truth to this statement?



"Patriarchal religions, of which Christianity is one, gives us a
God that is like a man, a God presented and discussed exclusively in
male imagery, which legitimizes and seals male power"



A broken clock is right once (or twice) a day and all that.


God is more than power; He is mercy, love, kindness, gentleness, justice, and many other things.

How's this for imagery? "Can a woman forget her sucking child, that she would not have compassion on the son of her womb? yea, they may forget, yet will I not forget thee." -- Isaiah 49:15

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2013 12:54 PM (WhJf8)

99 Btw who uses the word "breed" when referring to have children heterosexuals?

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (0PiQ4)
=============

Yes, that was a very telling choice of words IMHO.

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 26, 2013 12:55 PM (RSqz2)

100 How can you proles criticizer her? She's an Ivy League grad you barbarians!

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 12:55 PM (OQpzc)

101 Daddy issues?

Ladies and gentlemen, our problem with the LIVs is not so much education but daddy issues.

We have generations now who either never knew their father or knew him once a month.

I think you can probably do a nice correlation between Democrat voting and absent fatherhood.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 12:55 PM (T0NGe)

102 I bet her husband takes it in the shitter.

Posted by: maloderous at February 26, 2013 12:55 PM (p2s4o)

103 I'd rather worship Barack, 'cause he's queer. Which means he's actually matriarchal (nurturing and kind) not patriarchal (ramming his boner into everything angrily)

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 26, 2013 12:55 PM (XvrTA)

104
They aren't extreme feminist statements. They are par for the course feminist statements.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 12:45 PM (1Jaio)


This. They still sound borderline retarded and make me believe that she thinks with that puffy scamper; but I've read much dumber things from the harridans and scolds.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 12:55 PM (OE/b4)

105
Marxism uses the language, sort of, of math and economics. It tries to compete on the field of economics, but it really has nothing to do with them.All Marxist arguments are moral in nature and all Marxist predictions were false.The reason why there is a liberal arts major version of Marxism is because it is a religion. It is to be "believed" it is not subject to testing. It have moral assumptions.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 12:50 PM (T0NGe)


Yep. The whole premise underlying Marx's analysis - his labor theory of value - is risible. So the value of an object is determined by the labor necessary to create it? Really? So filling in a pothole with a teaspoon would create more value than doing so with a skiploader?

Once the labor theory of value is rejected - i.e., once you stop laughing - the entire Marxist edifice collapses. It is the economic equivalent of basing chemistry upon transfers of phlogiston.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 12:56 PM (IDSI7)

106 Its only a matter of time before she starts making these asinine statements on topics where people do care.

(Not sure what they are. . .but there must be some).


Posted by: looking closely at February 26, 2013 12:56 PM (6Q9g2)

107 If you wanna be taken seriously, get that makeup off your face, bitch.

Posted by: Betty Friedan at February 26, 2013 12:56 PM (JQuNB)

108 Ashley should be reunited with Wil Wheaton, both of them jammed into an Agony Booth with a door that jams

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:56 PM (mCvL4)

109 At least 75 top Republicans have signed a legal brief to be submitted to the Supreme Court this week, arguing that gay marriage is a constitutional right, according to The New York Times, which got a copy of the document.

The court is preparing to take on the subject of gay marriage late next month, when it will hear oral arguments on the constitutionality of California's gay marriage ban, Proposition 8, and the Defense of Marriage Act. It is expected to render a decision in early summer.

The signers of the document are mostly out-of-office Republicans or former top officials, including former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman, former Rep. Deborah Pryce (R-Ohio), former Massachusetts Govs. William Weld and Jane Swift, and former New Jersey Gov. Christine Todd Whitman.


????? Excuse me, but 75 TOP Republicans? I don't see one real Republican on that list? And is Hunstman even still a Republican? Typical of the NYT

And That Judd women must be barren anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 12:56 PM (9Bj8R)

110 "...It is the intention to dominate, even if the intention to dominate is nowhere visible.”

Invisible domination?

As opposed to the visible domination of Moochelle, standing in front of her palace guards?

Posted by: wheatie at February 26, 2013 12:56 PM (eyJSG)

111 Ashley Judd: Power Puffy Grrl.

Posted by: Rocko at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (d4ZzM)

112 If she had a child, I would feel very sorry for that child.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (t62l5)

113 Wynona Judd dedicates every meal to a starving village in Africa.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (+lsX1)
-
If you had said donated one meal to a starving village, I would have believed you.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (Z6meB)

114 — On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s unconscionable to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.”

I'm curious how many of those starving children has she adopted?

Posted by: Eric at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (4IjOB)

115 Also, in Catholicism Mary is venerated as the ideal for humanity, the perfect vessel and the perfect acceptance of Gods will. In other words, we all should strive to be like her. Patriarchal huh?

Posted by: Alex #11 at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (1gAL6)

116 Isn't she divorcing her hubby? Good for him!

And people wonder why I'm borderline misogynist. It's because of stupid bints like this puffy faced old hag.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (4df7R)

117 --Things Ashley Judd May or May Not Have Said
Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off


If she's not elected we have failed as a nation/community unit.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (EmfNQ)

118 As opposed to the visible domination of Moochelle, standing in front of her palace guards?
Posted by: wheatie at February 26, 2013 12:56 PM (eyJSG)


Ha, that reminded me of the Toy Soldiers in the Santa Claus II

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (l86i3)

119 - On how Christianity “legitimizes” male power over women: “Patriarchal
religions, of which Christianity is one, gives us a God that is like a
man, a God presented and discussed exclusively in male imagery, which
legitimizes and seals male power. It is the intention to dominate, even
if the intention to dominate is nowhere visible.”

--Doesn't all of Christianity hinge on a woman consenting to bear a male child? And isn't said woman admired the world over, with hundreds of churches named for her and millions of images of her?

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 12:58 PM (+iA5G)

120



Ashley Judd Compared Mountaintop Mining To The Rwandan Genocide, Bush To Attila The Hun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 12:58 PM (9Bj8R)

121 "Judging by the size of it, you weren't the only one wanting to batter it around."

This is the secret universal truth. Women have no comprehension for the levels of restraint that men have. If men acted as emotional and unhinged as this woman the country would look a lot different and she wouldn't dare even think of making such remarks.

Posted by: Andrew at February 26, 2013 12:58 PM (HS3dy)

122 I've come to the conclusion that she's just a truly stupid woman (that is not a sexist remark, there's plenty of equally stupid males out there) who's sponged up all this nonsense because this is what The Smart People Think.

There's not a thought in that head that's not pure entertainment-industry groupthink.

Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2013 12:58 PM (o+SC1)

123 This explains a lot:

She majored in French and minored in women's studies at U of K. She also earned a graduate degree from Harvards Kennedy School. She' smart like serious you guys!

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (0PiQ4)

124 I think you can probably do a nice correlation between Democrat voting and absent fatherhood.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 12:55 PM (T0NGe)
I believe that was the plan all along.
It reminds me of an LBJ quote I can't put here for fear of being banned. Its racist. It also shows the entire thing is a ploy for votes due to dependance on government.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (t06LC)

125 On fathers giving daughters away at weddings: “To this day, a common
vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status is her
father ‘giving’ away her away to her husband at their wedding, and the
ongoing practice of women giving up their last names in order to assume
the name of their husband’s families, into which they have effectively
been traded.”



Oh Cheee-rist.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (8ZskC)

126
and also to mainstream homosexuality, which feminists were encouraged - and expected - to try).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 12:52 PM (IDSI7)

Go on...
Posted by: Joe "SOOPER GENIUS" Biden at February 26, 2013 12:54 PM (RD7QR)


You sure, bro?

Well, once the two 300 pounders struggled out of their overalls and then tore off their flannel shirts, they stood before each other in the altogether, their hairy armpits looking like they had Buckwheat in a headlock, their hairy legs looking like those of Dick Butkus. Then things became unappealing, so I'll draw a discreet veil over them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (IDSI7)

127 Did anyone see her prancing about at the Indy 500? She looked like an idiot.

Posted by: Baldy at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (opS9C)

128 Ashley is just pissed because Kentucky sucks this year and won;t be able to buy win a title this year.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (+iA5G)

129 Ashley Judd is getting divorced from Dario Franchitti? No Shit!

Posted by: Jaimo at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (9U1OG)

130 Just to recap:

Ashley Judd became a dedicated feminist in college, then took a few decades trading her tits and ass for millions of dollars, and is now once again a dedicated feminist.

Please, we must take her words seriously.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (mg08E)

131 I'd like for us to talk for just a bit about your Che Guevera vibrator, Ms. Judd.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Shrink at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (vbh31)

132 Go bake some cookies, bitch.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (wbmaj)

133 Also, in Catholicism Mary is venerated as the ideal for humanity, the perfect vessel and the perfect acceptance of Gods will. In other words, we all should strive to be like her. Patriarchal huh?
Posted by: Alex #11 at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (1gAL6)


Let me try to channel Mizz Judd here:

"Perfect vessel?? Perfect acceptance of God's will!?!? YOU MEAN PATRIARCHAL HEGEMONY AND ETERNAL SLAVERY TO THE PHALLUS!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (4df7R)

134 Good job folks. Instead of holding on to this until she is the candidate, we make sure that she doesn't make it on the ballot.
Another example of winning small and losing large

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (NHNJt)

135
I've come to the conclusion that she's just a truly stupid woman (that
is not a sexist remark, there's plenty of equally stupid males out
there) who's sponged up all this nonsense because this is what The Smart
People Think.



Step and a choose your cigar!

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 26, 2013 01:00 PM (8ZskC)

136 " I bet her husband takes it in the shitter."

How much you want to bet she has a strap on?

Posted by: Andrew at February 26, 2013 01:00 PM (HS3dy)

137 Or step up

shit

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 26, 2013 01:00 PM (8ZskC)

138 On fathers giving daughters away at weddings: ¡°To this day, a common vestige of male dominion over a woman¡¯s reproductive status is her father ¡®giving¡¯ away her to her husband at their wedding, and the ongoing practice of women giving up their last names in order to assume the name of their husband¡¯s families, into which they have effectively been traded.¡±


Beats being traded for a goat, two chickens & a gopher.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:00 PM (GFM2b)

139 Gonna go out on a limb and say this sort of talk will not fly in Kentucky.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 01:00 PM (8sCoq)

140 George Clooney's father Nick ran for Congress in the KY district near the Cincinnati suburbs where at least the Clooneys were from.

In spite of George's money and campaigning, Nick lost

And Ashley doesn't have George Clooney's star power or charisma

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 01:01 PM (mCvL4)

141 Okay, so how much is Bitch McConnell paying this weapons-grade idiot to run against him?

Posted by: Highsmith at February 26, 2013 01:01 PM (uwaMU)

142 87 oh I'm not saying that the shit has only been smeared recently; I don't doubt that the 60s had plenty of foul feminism. But theres also more that's good about it than just suffrage. It sucks that they hold the word that mist people associate with general equality and thst they've twisted it to mean anything but equality.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 01:01 PM (9QOn9)

143 Err..uh...that's Che with an 'a', f'n eh

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Shrink at February 26, 2013 01:01 PM (vbh31)

144 There are two types of women in this world: the breeders who are held captive by the semen of the patriarchy and the enlightened like myself who realize it is smarter to embrace the breast of Mother Gaia; refusing to pollute her body with more human parasites.

--Things Ashley Judd May or May Not Have Said

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 26, 2013 01:01 PM (yhPOh)

145
134
Good job folks. Instead of holding on to this until she is the candidate, we make sure that she doesn't make it on the ballot.

Another example of winning small and losing large

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (NHNJt)


Hot Air is over that way ----------------->

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 26, 2013 01:02 PM (da5Wo)

146 If she doesn't get elected she can always get a position in a Hillary Clinton administration. Maybe something related to foreign services as I understand that Hillary is always looking for cunning linguists to serve her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 01:02 PM (1Jaio)

147
"...It is the intention to dominate, even if the intention to dominate is nowhere visible.”

Invisible domination?
Posted by: wheatie at February 26, 2013 12:56 PM (eyJSG)


Yes. I'm dominating her now with my mind control rays, making her say stupid shit when she really wants to be at home baking brownies for a couple of toddlers. My bad.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 01:02 PM (IDSI7)

148 The feminists just love that patriarchal shit when it comes to divorce court and they clean the guy's bank accounts and retirement.

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2013 01:02 PM (53z96)

149 Good job folks. Instead of holding on to this until she is the candidate, we make sure that she doesn't make it on the ballot. Another example of winning small and losing large
Posted by: Roberto Luongo at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (NHNJt)


It's not like any of this is new. I've been lording her coal mining comments over her sanctimonious little puffy head since she first uttered them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:02 PM (4df7R)

150 How do we raise money for her, we need her to be the Dim nominee?

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2013 01:02 PM (3f/jH)

151 Are there any SANE leftist women? Jeez.
Rosie O'Donnel, Whoopie Goldberg, Joy Behart, Rosanne Barr, Rachel Maddow, Janine Garafolo, Margaret Cho, Code Pink, Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon, are just a few examples of totally insane leftist women.

Posted by: Bob Menedez at February 26, 2013 01:02 PM (uhftQ)

152
She is alleged to be worth $22 million bucks. She didn't have that long of a career. How did she accumulate so much?

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 01:03 PM (6J6x7)

153 134 didn't realize this blog dictated the flow of politics

Posted by: JDP at February 26, 2013 01:03 PM (60GaT)

154 Did anyone ever figure out why she has a puffy face?

Injections gone wrong?

Booze?

Menopause?

Posted by: mare at February 26, 2013 01:03 PM (A98Xu)

155 Ummm, yeah. McConnell's challenge, if there is any, will be during the primaries.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 01:03 PM (tVTLU)

156 The feminists just love that patriarchal shit when it comes to divorce court and they clean the guy's bank accounts and retirement.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2013 01:02 PM (53z96)

And, move their boyfriend in their old house and refuse to marry him cause it would cut off the whores support.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:03 PM (l86i3)

157 52 Btw who uses the word "breed" when referring to have children?

Actually that term is a Kentuckism - it derives from being around the horse industry so often.

She is spouting the standard stuff you read and hear in History of Women classes (also taught Western and American History sub-topics ) all across the country. It doesn't take intelligence, just the ability to recite lines like a parrot, and to cut and paste quotes onto your online journal.* ( They all boil down to the message that "Women are all victims, waahhh, associating with men on any romantic level will lead to your slavery...hissss..blame males for every evil event in history... did I meantion that we are all victims." )
I actually took a few courses at one point and turned away in disgust from the abandonment of any pretense at authentic research and honest publications. Most historians regard the entire field as a joke.

*Judd is infamous for stealing famous, old Kentucky quotes and claiming them as her original thoughts to her fans outside of the state. To the point that her name pops up on famous quotes as the author.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 01:03 PM (g5wi5)

158 breed? wow....

Posted by: phoenixgirl spring training is here!!!!! at February 26, 2013 01:03 PM (GVxQo)

159 "...It is the intention to dominate, even if the intention to dominate is nowhere visible.”

Seeing things where those things don't exist. AJ's an art critic now?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (4df7R)

160 "Are there any SANE leftist women?"

If by sane you mean rational, No.

Posted by: Andrew at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (HS3dy)

161 Loretta, spread me up another one of them baloney sandwiches!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (t62l5)

162 This configuration of "feminism" just seems to be Marxism for people who don't like math or economics.


Nah, it's wannabe Amazonianism without the golden lariats or invisible planes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (VtjlW)

163
Is it because she went from moderately cute to looking like someone shoved an air hose up her ass?


Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 26, 2013 12:47 PM (da5Wo)

Cut. Jib Newsletter

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (RRbuy)

164 Ms. Judd, I must say I'd like to bed you, but even as a Harvard-educated leftist, I find you somewhat repulsive.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Shrink at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (vbh31)

165 Well bless her heart, you guys.

Posted by: Bosk at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (n2K+4)

166 — On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s unconscionable to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.” I'm curious how many of those starving children has she adopted?

How many of those starving kids live under dictatorships?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (+z4pE)

167 BCochran1981
and the 2012 election results are over there
<----------------------

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (NHNJt)

168 Ummm, yeah. McConnell's challenge, if there is any, will be during the primaries.
Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 01:03 PM (tVTLU)

And there will be one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (l86i3)

169 " I bet her husband takes it in the shitter."


Just not with her. Which, could be why she's bitter.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:05 PM (GFM2b)

170
A female Matt Damon.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 26, 2013 01:05 PM (/GOwI)

171 I'm grateful I was held captive by my husband's semen, twice!

Posted by: mare at February 26, 2013 01:05 PM (A98Xu)

172 Feminist:

First I think of a Marxist, and then I remove all reason and accountability.

Posted by: Truman, all up in your mug at February 26, 2013 01:05 PM (I2LwF)

173 (and also to mainstream homosexuality, which feminists were encouraged - and expected - to try).

The problem being feminists are the last people you'd want to see doing that. Or being naked in general.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2013 01:05 PM (B/VB5)

174 Ashley is just pissed because Kentucky sucks this year and won;t be able to buy win a title this year.


Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (+iA5G)


Yeah, Calidago only bought recruited three blue chippers this season; oh the humanity. How did this brainless scrunt miss out on how they ran Tubby Smith out of there, including verrrrrrry scummy statements about his son. If Ashley had two brain cells to rub together, she might question the team's history under Adolph Rupp; since she's being all judgementally on others.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 01:06 PM (OE/b4)

175 >Did anyone ever figure out why she has a puffy face?


Maker's Mark

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 01:06 PM (8sCoq)

176 i wonder what she says to her niece, sister, mother.....or do they even talk to her?

Posted by: phoenixgirl spring training is here!!!!! at February 26, 2013 01:06 PM (GVxQo)

177 160

In the interest of equality it should be noted that there aren't any sane leftist men either.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 01:06 PM (9QOn9)

178 Last week or so,Insty said that he had a document dump ready to go if she decides to run. I want to see it.

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (tl7W6)

179 151 Are there any SANE leftist women?

There are no sane women period.

*ducks to avoid all the frying pans*

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (GULKT)

180 Yep. The whole premise underlying Marx's analysis - his labor theory of
value - is risible. So the value of an object is determined by the labor
necessary to create it? Really? So filling in a pothole with a teaspoon
would create more value than doing so with a skiploader?

***

The basic Marxist equation is the labor + raw materials = value. They completely ignore the value of entrepreneurialism. Thus we get Solyndra and all of the other money black holes of progressive thought.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (Hx5uv)

181
We saw your boobs, Ashley.
You showedyour boobs, for money and fame...and you want to lecture us on 'feminism'?

Posted by: wheatie at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (eyJSG)

182 Nah, it's wannabe Amazonianism without the golden lariats or invisible planes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 26, 2013 01:04 PM (VtjlW)



Then could they at least be hot?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (da5Wo)

183 Did anyone ever figure out why she has a puffy face?Maker's Mark
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 01:06 PM (8sCoq)

Facial yeast infection

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (nTgAI)

184 101 ---"Ladies and gentlemen, our problem with the LIVs is not so much education but daddy issues....
I think you can probably do a nice correlation between Democrat voting and absent fatherhood."

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 12:55 PM (T0NGe)
-------------------
THIS.
And this is where feminism, the sexual revolution, and Marxism mesh so well.
It's not just that removing the father creates the economic dependency that makes women seek to marry the State. It goes much deeper than that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (C8mVl)

185 At least 75 top Republicans have signed a legal brief to be submitted to
the Supreme Court this week, arguing that gay marriage is a
constitutional right,


No it is not and anybody who makes that argument is an imbecile and must be disbarred if they are a lawyer.

It is wrong on so many levels, nobody who even argues it should be allowed to breathe.

This. This is the problem with our "representative" republic.

If you really really really need the psychological validation of marriage, fine. There are plenty of states that will let you do it now. Knock yourself out.

But no, everything's got to be a fucking right.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (T0NGe)

186 164

i think her vagina has a bear trap up inside it.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl spring training is here!!!!! at February 26, 2013 01:07 PM (GVxQo)

187 Ashley should be reunited with Wil Wheaton, both of them jammed into an Agony Booth with a door that jams

Posted by: kbdabear


Sounds like a dating service in the making: For Every Asshole, A Harpy™

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2013 01:08 PM (Ipj15)

188 Another Ashley Judd anecdote, from Josh Trevino (aka Tacitus):

Account of Ashley Judd in Africa
Free Republic: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1665919/posts


This woman is a PEACH, lemme tell ya.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:08 PM (4df7R)

189 >didn't realize this blog dictated the flow of politics


"...It is the intention to dominate, even if the intention to dominate is nowhere visible.”

From Stuff Ashley Judd Blurted During A Peyote-induced Dreamstate, Vol. I

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 01:08 PM (8sCoq)

190 On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s unconscionable to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.”

Good grief she's thick - what causal relation is there between her 'breeding' and the number or situation of poor kids in impoverished countries.'

I mean, I think her argument is sound if she predicated it on the health of the gene pool (after all, she's just another Hollywood airhead debutante member of the lucky egg club who's rich not because she earned it but her mother farted her out one day), but I don't think she's even bright enough to perceive that.

In other words, she's the perfect Democrat senator and will fit right in with the morons that populate the party. Plus we need affirmative action for puffy Americans...

Posted by: Eat Locals... at February 26, 2013 01:09 PM (7A2Iv)

191 What a lucky man. ...said nobody ever to her husband.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2013 01:09 PM (FcR7P)

192 It's not just that removing the father creates the economic dependency that makes women seek to marry the State. It goes much deeper than that.

Social liberalism *by design* always has a fiscal price tag. It's not a bug.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2013 01:10 PM (B/VB5)

193 There was a time when I wouldn't give a celebrity novelty candidate like Judd any odds at winning in a state like Kentucky. Every belief she holds is antithetical to everything her home state represents. She's an airhead, a lightweight, a fool. But then the ugly mug of Al Franken appears in the mists of my consciousness, followed by Arnold Schwartzenegger, followed by a whole parade of twits and idiots now holding high office, and I realize she has a very good chance, indeed.

It would be a serious mistake for Kentucky Republicans to take her lightly. They could start by running TV ads containing nothing but Ashley Judd quotes, ideally the ones she's made on camera. No commentary, no voice-over narration. Just play the quotes and let her hang herself.

Posted by: troyriser at February 26, 2013 01:10 PM (vtiE6)

194 Did anyone ever figure out why she has a puffy face?


Spouting off that kind of claptrap to her husband?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:10 PM (GFM2b)

195
It sucks that they hold the word that mist people associate with general equality and thst they've twisted it to mean anything but equality.

Having seen feminism at its birth, I associate the term not with equality (not a chance, not even close), but with the unholy melding of militant lesbianism with Marxist agitation.

Feminists then crapped on (white) men constantly, holding (as Susan Brownmiller famously did) that all sex was rape, etc., and attributing the "patriarchy" to capitalism, which they wanted to overthrow. (See where we're going here?)

Feminism is no more about women than environmentalism is about the environment. Proof: prominent feminists refuse to condemn the treatment of women in Islamic countries ("it's their culture," and of course all cultures are equally valid, except ours), but howl about miniscule imagined slights here. (Re environmentalists, consider how many are up in arms about Chinese CO2 emissions. Answer: zero. Apparently only our CO2 kills polar bears; theirs doesn't.)

What are we seeing here? These are not legitimate movements; they were astroturfed by the Reds, and have been taken up by well-meaning but not overly clued in people elsewhere. In short, the agitprop worked.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (IDSI7)

196 One of McPuffy's most execrable movies was the wretched Someone Like You (yes, long before Adele, there was a shitty movie with the same name). It had the worst elements of romantic comedies you can imagine: the faux-deep navel gazing of Sex and the City, the over-the-top fixation on sex (most sitcoms today); the unfunniest jokes playing on male/female stereotypes (think How I Met Your Mother, but even less funny). I'm surprised it even got a 5.9 on imdb. It's total shit.

P.S. Don;t even bother asking me why I saw that horrrawful movie. My man card is firmly intact, and safe in my wife's purse.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (+iA5G)

197
Wow, 19" of snow in Amarillo?!

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (6J6x7)

198 Count the democrat dominated precincts in the state, and assume a turnout in each of 120% before you pronounce her candidacy dead.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (Z6meB)

199 It’s unconscionable to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.

You know, there's a humanitarian way to kill two birds with one stone...

Posted by: Sen. Bob Mendacioso (D-NJ) at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (FcR7P)

200 Beats being traded for a goat, two chickens a gopher.

***

Two chickens? Hey, we're not talking about Kate Upton here.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (Hx5uv)

201 It's not just that removing the father creates the economic dependency that makes women seek to marry the State. It goes much deeper than that.

Well yeah, she never has to be as responsible toward the state as she feels the state is responsible for her.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (l86i3)

202 In the interest of equality it should be noted that there aren't any sane leftist men either.
Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 01:06 PM (9QOn9)


None of the so-called "men" on the left are actual men. They're a bizarre, mutated, beta-male quasi-man, created from the turkey-basted flowback of limp-wristed nancy boys of the 60s, 70s, 80s, etc.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (4df7R)

203 If she had a child brain, I would feel very sorry for that child brain.

FIFY.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 26, 2013 01:12 PM (zF6Iw)

204 whoops

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 26, 2013 01:12 PM (zF6Iw)

205 Ashley Judd: Sing Along With Mitch McConnell and Bleary Eyed Drunk Boehner have no balls. And she's right.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2013 01:13 PM (wbmaj)

206 Franken won a blue state during the worst year for Republicans in forever though, not really comparable

Posted by: JDP at February 26, 2013 01:13 PM (60GaT)

207
Since you asked,

"Patriarchal religions, of which Christianity is one, gives us a
God that is like a man, a God presented and discussed exclusively in
male imagery, which legitimizes and seals male power"



That God is like man is one possibility, although Christianity as presented in the New Testament does not present a God that is like man. Acftually, God is quite different than what man is like.

Another possibility is that man is like God, but imperfectly so. But then you would have to believe in God to believe that. So in the end, the question boils down to does God really exist. In my experience, non believers argue the point from overwhelming ignorance.

Posted by: Harry at February 26, 2013 01:13 PM (ib4tw)

208 We saw your boobs, Ashley.



Wait. We did?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 26, 2013 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

209
206 Franken won a blue state during the worst year for Republicans in forever though, not really comparable
Posted by: JDP at February 26, 2013 01:13 PM (60GaT)


And had to cheat to do it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 01:13 PM (GULKT)

210 Louisville is fast becoming the Madison, WI of the south.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Shrink at February 26, 2013 01:14 PM (vbh31)

211 My mother told me if I did not eat my pees kids would starve in Africa. Actually she didn't because my mother never had the milk of human kindness running thru her veins and anyway she was no idiot who would ever make that connection.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 01:14 PM (9Bj8R)

212 Check out Ashley Judd's big, fat engagment ring.

http://tinyurl.com/b77al8r

Some traditions she seems to like. Wonder if she thought about how condescending and patriachal that ring is? You know-- a symbol that some guy OWNS you, right?

Guess not.

Posted by: Warden at February 26, 2013 01:14 PM (0DlnM)

213 134Good job folks. Instead of holding on to this until she is the candidate, we make sure that she doesn't make it on the ballot.
Another example of winning small and losing largePosted by: Roberto Luongo at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM (NHNJt)

Ok. If the AoSHQ comment section could make or break elections, we'd all be a bit happier, methinks.

Posted by: Heralder at February 26, 2013 01:14 PM (+xmn4)

214 Where are her thoughts on Islam's patriarchal control of the clitoris? Be it intact or lopped off?

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 01:14 PM (4FeFx)

215 from her twitter account

ashley judd ‏@AshleyJudd
Today in church I loved this hymn so much: For The Beauty of the Earth. The words are wonderful but the melody with it is soothing & divine.

Posted by: phoenixgirl spring training is here!!!!! at February 26, 2013 01:14 PM (GVxQo)

216 Wow, 19" of snow in Amarillo?!


Everything is bigger & better in Texas. Even snow where it's not supposed to.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:15 PM (GFM2b)

217 Please let this woman win the Dem nomination for the Senate race in Ken-tuck-eee


Pretty please.....


Scrambletown is a real place, BTW--smack in the middle of the Ocala National Forest

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 26, 2013 01:15 PM (Dll6b)

218 ...same with Lexington.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Shrink at February 26, 2013 01:15 PM (vbh31)

219 P.S. Don;t even bother asking me why I saw that horrrawful movie. My man card is firmly intact, and safe in my wife's purse.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (+iA5G)


There are exactly two good things about Someone Like you:

1) Hugh Jackman, because HAWT.
2) It provides unfettered opportunity to point and laugh at TWO histrionic leftist harridans as they, through their characters, prostrate themselves for the phallic domination of their male crushes, those women being Judd and Ellen Barkin(g Mad).

If you didn't think AJ and EB were ridiculous before, you deserve to treat yourself to watching them go ape shit over GREG FUCKING KINNEAR.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:15 PM (4df7R)

220 Also, in Catholicism Mary is venerated as the ideal for humanity, the perfect vessel and the perfect acceptance of Gods will. In other words, we all should strive to be like her. Patriarchal huh?
Posted by: Alex #11 at February 26, 2013 12:57 PM (1gAL6)


Alex, I'm paraphrasing the great Archbishop Fulton Sheen: there aren't ten people who hate the Catholic Church. There are a million people who hate what they think is the Catholic Church.

Puffy falls smack into the latter category. Too stupid to know what she's talking about and too convinced of her own innate superiority to believe she doesn't know what she's talking about. This country deserves her.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 26, 2013 01:15 PM (zF6Iw)

221 I would love to be in the crowd at one of her pressers and shout out, "Hey, Ashley, tell us about your puffy face!!"

Just to see her pop a couple of veins.

Posted by: mare at February 26, 2013 01:16 PM (A98Xu)

222 heh:

@blakehounshell
Great graphics obscure bad ideas. #FiveWordTEDTalks

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2013 01:16 PM (Ipj15)

223 On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s unconscionable
to breed, with the number of children who are starving to death in
impoverished countries.”


For this reason I would submit that horsefucking should be made part of the Leftist orthodoxy.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and his Bucket at February 26, 2013 01:16 PM (8ZskC)

224 t would be a serious mistake for Kentucky Republicans to take her lightly. They could start by running TV ads containing nothing but Ashley Judd quotes, ideally the ones she's made on camera. No commentary, no voice-over narration. Just play the quotes and let her hang herself.

McConnell is on it already. Check youtube. Several people contacted his office to alert him. Also, what is this nonsense about being a celebrity would make it easy to win in Kentucky. We can't get rid of them during certain seasons. They also looove to buy farms and homes around here and play the visiting nobility roughing in the wilds of the Bluegrass. You can't imagine the practical jokes played.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 01:16 PM (g5wi5)

225 193...It would be a serious mistake for Kentucky Republicans to take her lightly. They could start by running TV ads containing nothing but Ashley Judd quotes, ideally the ones she's made on camera. No commentary, no voice-over narration. Just play the quotes and let her hang herself.

She's been on camera...nude.
She flashed her boobs at the paparazzi one time.

All that footage is fair game too.

Feminism claims to be about women *not* taking their clothes off for money and fame.
Show her as the hypocrite that she is.

Posted by: wheatie at February 26, 2013 01:16 PM (eyJSG)

226 She sounds like a PhD in Womyn Studies from any US university you care to name. Heck, she would talk like this even if she just got an AA in history, English, sociology, psychology or any other liberal arts program from any junior college. This is what passes for "education" in lib-think: endless sound- bites that parrot the party line. And they don't even know it's the party line! Which makes them dumber than the Communists, who at least knew they were following the party line.

Posted by: Les hardie at February 26, 2013 01:16 PM (zUCsu)

227 Ashley Judd, when she was young, Average at best. NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/9wud7ez

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:16 PM (l86i3)

228 @221: I want the video on YouTube and saved in my favorites.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2013 01:17 PM (1ml8s)

229 We saw your boobs, Ashley.

Wait. We did?


I see it was as memorable for me as it was for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:17 PM (GFM2b)

230 yeah, Roberto, the DNC makes decisions on the basis of AOSHQ comments


all day, every day

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 26, 2013 01:17 PM (Dll6b)

231 Ya know the great humanitarian Judd bailed out on the Peace Corp to go to CA to try to act

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 01:17 PM (9Bj8R)

232 With the way shit is going on this Planet, I'll take my chances on the Tau Volantis...

Posted by: Isaac Clark at February 26, 2013 01:17 PM (UZQM8)

233
Franken won a blue state during the worst year for Republicans in forever though, not really comparable
Posted by: JDP at February 26, 2013 01:13 PM (60GaT)


Yes, and he won because he carried the key auto trunk precinct 100 to 0.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2013 01:17 PM (IDSI7)

234 "...It is the intention to dominate, even if the intention to dominate is nowhere visible.”

Invisible Intentions! It's fookin' magic, I tell ya. And she's the only one who can see them! Elect her now!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 26, 2013 01:17 PM (+z4pE)

235 Ashley Judd became a dedicated feminist in college,
then took a few decades trading her tits and ass for millions of
dollars, and is now once again a dedicated feminist.

Please, we must take her words seriously.


Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 26, 2013 12:59 PM

Because she's got a GREAT ASSSS !!!

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at February 26, 2013 01:18 PM (mCvL4)

236 We saw your boobs, Ashley. Wait. We did?

Pretty easy to mistake them for mosquito bites.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:18 PM (4df7R)

237 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at February 26, 2013 01:18 PM (0DlnM)

238 None of the so-called "men" on the left are actual men. They're a bizarre, mutated, beta-male quasi-man, created from the turkey-basted flowback of limp-wristed nancy boys of the 60s, 70s, 80s, etc. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:11 PM (4df7R)

::: sniff :::

That was beautiful. Just...beautiful. Pure poetry.

Will you marry me?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 01:19 PM (sbV1u)

239 She got her house in Kentucky the old fashion way: Her sister gave it to her.

The only thing my liberal sister has ever given me is an upset stomach

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 01:19 PM (9Bj8R)

240 from her twitter account



ashley judd ‏@AshleyJudd

Today in church I loved this hymn so much: For The Beauty of the
Earth. The words are wonderful but the melody with it is soothing
divine.



Was she at the Tuesday morning human sacrifice to Gaia?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 26, 2013 01:19 PM (8ZskC)

241 My mother told me if I did not eat my pees kids would starve in Africa.


My mom did too.
Trust me, as a five yr old, NEVER say, "Fine! Box these fuckers up and ship 'em over there!"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:19 PM (GFM2b)

242 194 Did anyone ever figure out why she has a puffy face?
Spouting off that kind of claptrap to her husband?

Entirely possible...ha!

Posted by: mare at February 26, 2013 01:19 PM (A98Xu)

243 Deadline Hollywood.

Scientists confirmed today that the mass-die-off of poor 3rd world urchins that coincided with celebrity retard Ashley Judd's giving birth was in fact causally linked. Had Ashely Judd obtained an abortion, the thousands of poor kids in Sub-Saharan Africa, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, would be alive today.

Its all the more astonishing commented one scientist, since Judd, opining on her recent delivery, appeared to know in advance the fate that was to befall these poor kids. She had noted "I just thought it was another discharge, they sometimes bite and scream, but when I found out it was a alive and human, I knew all those impoverished third world kids were just doomed. Somehow, its all the Republicans' fault."

Satire.

Posted by: Eat Locals... at February 26, 2013 01:20 PM (Fnz3R)

244 she retweeted this

MPH@GW ‏@GWonlineMPH
Join us on Friday as we chat with @AshleyJudd about women's #reproductive #health: http://bit.ly/12Ys0r8 #GWU #publichealth #pubht #GWaj

wonder what she's going to say......rip your uterus out.....refuse to be dominated......

Posted by: phoenixgirl spring training is here!!!!! at February 26, 2013 01:20 PM (GVxQo)

245 She doesn't want to reproduce? Then she is utterly fucking useless. Because she isn't good for anything else.

Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2013 01:20 PM (OlN4e)

246 That was beautiful. Just...beautiful. Pure poetry.
Will you marry me?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 01:19 PM (sbV1u)



Aren't you already married, Bannion? *arched brow*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:20 PM (4df7R)

247 The only thing my liberal sister has ever given me is an upset stomach

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 01:19 PM (9Bj8R)


Oh c'mon; I'm sure she gave you her dumbass opinions. Constantly and with no positive feedback.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 01:21 PM (OE/b4)

248 193 --- Oh, I agree that things have devolved so far that any celebrity twit could win. I nevertheless think the GOP is taking a big risk in aiming its guns on her right now.
You set her up and publicize her as beyond the pale. Then some other clown, whose substantive views are no different from Judd's, gets the Dem nomination and s/he will be regarded as moderate, sane, acceptable. That's the way LIVs think.
I would wait for the Dems to nominate Judd before attacking her.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2013 01:21 PM (C8mVl)

249 I'm fingering Judd to run for senate.

Posted by: Whatev at February 26, 2013 01:21 PM (A7Wh1)

250 Yeah, Ashley's an idiot. That won't keep her from being elected. In a country where Joe Biden is VPOTUS, and people take him seriously, Judd's a shoe-in.

My favorite Ashley Judd scene is in "Heat," where she's flinching away from DeNiro's jabbing finger. He shouts at her: "Clean up! Go home! Clean Up! Go home!"

A fascinating movie about the SCUM Manifesto and its seriously sick feminist author Valerie Solanas: "I Shot Andy Warhol."

Posted by: gp at February 26, 2013 01:21 PM (+Jpqc)

251 241

I suddenly feel thankful for my own mom. She only tried to make me eat peas, never served pees.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 01:21 PM (9QOn9)

252 Some traditions she seems to like. Wonder if she thought about how condescending and patriachal that ring is? You know-- a symbol that some guy OWNS you, right?


Hookers.
You are not paying for sex.
You are paying them to leave when they are done.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:23 PM (GFM2b)

253 My kids ask for Peas.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:24 PM (l86i3)

254 wonder what she's going to say......rip your uterus out.....refuse to be dominated......
Posted by: phoenixgirl spring training is here!!!!! at February 26, 2013 01:20 PM (GVxQo)


Yeah. Come to think of it, if she's so anti-"breeding," why hasn't she had a voluntary hysterectomy? If she still has her uterus there's always the chance that, regardless of whatever birth control she uses, she may get pregnant. If she removes her uterus she wouldn't have to worry about that ever again!

#HysterectomiesForGaia!

Or could it just be that she thinks abortion is Teh Roxxerz, like every other fucking feminist (literally and figuratively) in the entire fucking world?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:24 PM (4df7R)

255 Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter , think of fried eggs or deflated balloons...

Posted by: Bob Menedez at February 26, 2013 01:24 PM (uhftQ)

256 227 Ashley Judd, when she was young, Average at best. NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/9wud7ez

-------------

Many of those nude shots would make great Anti-Ashleycampaign posters...

Problem is, does McConnell have the balls to use them?

Posted by: wheatie at February 26, 2013 01:24 PM (eyJSG)

257 Oh c'mon; I'm sure she gave you her dumbass opinions. Constantly and with no positive feedback.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 01:21 PM (OE/b4)


What do you think caused his stomachache?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:24 PM (4df7R)

258 Aren't you already married, Bannion? *arched brow* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:20 PM (4df7R)

Oh, yeah. I am.

Never mind.

I was just washed away on winds of rapturous poetry.

Don't tell BC. Shhhhhhh. Pinkie swear!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 01:24 PM (sbV1u)

259 She's been on camera...nude.
She flashed her boobs at the paparazzi one time.

All that footage is fair game too.

Feminism claims to be about women *not* taking their clothes off for money and fame.


Feminism. Still not as old as prostitution.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:25 PM (GFM2b)

260 Sock OFF!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 26, 2013 01:25 PM (uhftQ)

261 that guy in the Hitlerjungend uniform singing 'Tomorrow Belongs to Me' in "Cabaret" ---that was a young Ashley Judd, in reverse drag

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 26, 2013 01:26 PM (Dll6b)

262 Feminism. Still not as old as prostitution.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:25 PM (GFM2b)

Feminism, prostitution for the ugly and lazy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:26 PM (l86i3)

263 Look, I think we can all agree that this woman is just not serious enough to be a senator.

Posted by: Al Franken at February 26, 2013 01:26 PM (I2LwF)

264 I was just washed away on winds of rapturous poetry.
Don't tell BC. Shhhhhhh. Pinkie swear!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 01:24 PM (sbV1u)



Pinky swear. *wink*

Feel free to share that little quote around, btw. No credit necessary. I just really can't express enough how little respect I have for the left's beta-males. *spits on them*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:27 PM (4df7R)

265 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2013 01:21 PM (C8mVl)

You raise a good point to consider. However, McConnell has posted youtube attack vids on her at this point already, and the DNC met with her this past week. I can't tell if this means a confirmation at this point, but the signals are gaining strength.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 01:27 PM (g5wi5)

266 Al, if you can be a senator, anyone can be.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 26, 2013 01:27 PM (I2LwF)

267 She didn't even graduate from college. Kentucky finally gave her her undergrad degree, since she was Super Fan.

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 01:28 PM (4FeFx)

268 Feminism. Still not as old as prostitution.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2013 01:25 PM (GFM2b)
Feminism, prostitution for the ugly and lazy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:26 PM (l86i3)




Feminism: The refuge of women who are too ugly or frigid to ever make a living on their backs or on their knees.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:28 PM (4df7R)

269 Yeah. Come to think of it, if she's so anti-"breeding," why hasn't she had a voluntary hysterectomy? If she still has her uterus there's always the chance that, regardless of whatever birth control she uses, she may get pregnant. If she removes her uterus she wouldn't have to worry about that ever again!

I doubt that. I'm sure this uglysouled woman has the closest abortion clinic on speed dial at all her homes, and at any set she is miraculously able to find work on just in case.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 01:28 PM (GULKT)

270 14---
Regarding the supposed Christian oppression of women, what you might do is pick a year, ANY year (500, 1000, 1500, 2000, you name it) and compare the status of women in areas where Christianity dominates to that in other civilizations at the same time.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2013 01:29 PM (C8mVl)

271 You raise a good point to consider. However, McConnell has posted youtube attack vids on her at this point already, and the DNC met with her this past week. I can't tell if this means a confirmation at this point, but the signals are gaining strength.
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 01:27 PM (g5wi5)


I got a feelin the DNC knows that seat isn't up for grabs. So they take a few million of her dollars and 10 or so million of her hollywopod friends and sometime in the process say, I'm sorry hon, It just isn't working out.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:29 PM (l86i3)

272 She had a GREAT ASS! And her own head, is all the way up IT!

Posted by: DanInMN at February 26, 2013 01:29 PM (XqeyF)

273 Oh, of courseMcConnell has the balls to use all this stuff, and he will.

There has been one woman Governor of Kentucky, Martha Layne Collins, and she was a Democratic hack who worked her way up over decades from state audirot to secretary of state to Lt. Gov. and finally it was her turn and she got to be Governor, and if Kentucky didn't have a one-term limit she probably would never have been elected. It just isn't a state that has any history of women in leadership. An Elizabeth Dole-type might have a chance there, but certainly not a childless celebutard with zero accomplishments.

Posted by: rockmom at February 26, 2013 01:30 PM (NYnoe)

274 Feel free to share that little quote around, btw. No credit necessary. I just really can't express enough how little respect I have for the left's beta-males. *spits on them* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:27 PM (4df7R)

Well, you're close to Boston, I lived in Boston, I get it.

The only place with a higher per capita density of beta-males is Los Angeles.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 01:32 PM (sbV1u)

275 This configuration of "feminism" just seems to be Marxism for people who don't like math or economics.


Puffy Marxism?

Posted by: The Unbearable Puffiness of Being at February 26, 2013 01:32 PM (j2lYi)

276 Posted by: wheatie at February 26, 2013 01:24 PM (eyJSG)

McConnell actually made political advertizing history when he first won using the famous hound dogs looking for Hubbard" ads. They blew his opponent out of the water.

However, with the exception of Louisville and pockets of Lexington, this is a conservative state. It's rather funny because we have a large number of registered Democrats who always vote for the Republican senators and presidential candidates.

So, to answer your question- it would have more to do with whether the local media would carry ads with allusions to nudity or showing partial nudity.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 01:32 PM (g5wi5)

277 "Some traditions she seems to like. Wonder if she thought about how
condescending and patriachal that ring is? You know-- a symbol that some
guy OWNS you, right?"

Every good feminist knows that the ring is a symbol that you have traded your ass for a sparkly trinket. Except when it's like a really big, clear diamond and then it's OK.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 26, 2013 01:34 PM (mg08E)

278 I wonder, as a sexually attractive woman, does she ever wonder if anyone would give a rats *ss what she says if she wasn't sexually attractive?

Posted by: Thresherman at February 26, 2013 01:36 PM (Vbcjo)

279 — On her decision not to have kids with her husband: “It’s
unconscionable to breed, with the number of children who are starving to
death in impoverished countries.”



And yet, I'd bet dollars to donuts that she gives very little (relatively speaking) to charity.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at February 26, 2013 01:36 PM (sOx93)

280 "This configuration of "feminism" just seems to be Marxism for people who don't like math or economics."


__________

Are there ANY Marxists who like math or economics?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 01:37 PM (HDgX3)

281 #267 She got a Master's degree from Harvard's Kennedy School of Goverment a few years ago. Also not something a lot of Kentuckians appreciate. I know this from experience, since I have one of those too and am from Kentucky.

Posted by: rockmom at February 26, 2013 01:39 PM (NYnoe)

282 Imagine a Senate with Ashley Judd, Ben Affleck, Chelsea Clinton, Katie Courick, George Clooney, Ann Hathaway, and more.

Posted by: The Onion at February 26, 2013 01:41 PM (MRSmZ)

283 She is an attractive woman, but her entire acting ability consists of eyebrow movements

Posted by: Avi at February 26, 2013 01:41 PM (Gx3Fe)

284 She is soooooooooo smart. Oh. Wait. She is a parrot.

Posted by: pat at February 26, 2013 01:41 PM (4uetg)

285 Well, you're close to Boston, I lived in Boston, I get it.The only place with a higher per capita density of beta-males is Los Angeles.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 01:32 PM (sbV1u)


*SHUDDER*

One of many reasons I can't stand Boston.

You have to add Cambridge into that mix, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:42 PM (4df7R)

286 All Judds speak in bumperstickers.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at February 26, 2013 01:43 PM (q00GQ)

287 "Controls the means of reproduction"
It's a parallel universe where Karl Marx had a uterus.

Posted by: Max Entropy at February 26, 2013 01:43 PM (Zid66)

288 Are there ANY Marxists who like math or economics?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 26, 2013 01:37 PM (HDgX3)


No, because the math and economics tell them that their Marxist fantasies won't work, and that makes them FEEL BAD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:43 PM (4df7R)

289 rockmom at February 26, 2013 01:30 PM (NYnoe)

Kentucky has elected (and kept in long-term office) female state senators. Elected women in major state offical roles and the recent mayor of Lexington was a female. You can't visit a city council or state leadership group including our legislature without dealing with females in leadership roles. Martha Lane Collins was as much of a party hack as every other typical party leader (in either party) who works their way up the rank towards running for the governorship. Gender had nothing to do with it. Why discount the fact that Kentucky had one of the first female govenors?

I was subjected to a far-left friend of a friend, who recently posted that Kentuckians would not elect Judd because "we still lived in the dark ages". So, the meme will be that if we don't elect Ashley this is proof that we are still barbarians living in caves chewing on raccoon fat . Just as not electing Obama has labeled us the racist state.

Let's just say we are far better than most at seeing through BS.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 01:44 PM (g5wi5)

290 Why does she have a problem with either the Rwandan holocaust or the coal holocaust? They both reduce the population she is evidently against. Win/win for her it seems.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 26, 2013 01:45 PM (yCvxi)

291 Anything and everything will be possible for Democrats, after the permanent campaign of Barack Obama has rendered the Republican brand a dead skunk.

Posted by: The Onion at February 26, 2013 01:45 PM (MRSmZ)

292 You have to add Cambridge into that mix, too. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:42 PM (4df7R)

Meh, that's Boston North. I lived there too.

I lived just off of Mem Drive exactly equidistant between Harvard Square and MIT.

At night the patchouli fumes were overwhelming.

The horror....the horror.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 01:48 PM (sbV1u)

293 Back off Ashley, you guys, she has really great teeth!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2013 01:50 PM (is6Me)

294
I saw her boobs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2013 01:52 PM (p/cQy)

295 At night the patchouli fumes were overwhelming.The horror....the horror.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 26, 2013 01:48 PM (sbV1u)


You poor, poor soul.

I hear hypnotherapy can be good for exorcising traumatic memories?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 01:54 PM (4df7R)

296 To breed or not to breed. That is the question.

Posted by: Ashley Judd As Hamlet at February 26, 2013 01:55 PM (7h5MH)

297 Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 01:29 PM (l86i3)

You could be on to something there. Her candidancy would please the liberal base. They could have lots of glamorous parties, get their photographs in the news with Judd, and go home to sling their self-hating Kentuckian slogans to each other on facebook. After losing they could then assure one another how they are superior to the local population who "hate and oppress women" and "live in the dark ages". Everybody wins.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 01:55 PM (g5wi5)

298 We're all thinking it: why the puffy face?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 26, 2013 01:56 PM (7ObY1)

299 Thanks for wearing a condom while fucking. My tummy feels full now.

Posted by: Starving kid in Africa at February 26, 2013 01:56 PM (R18D0)

300 (Not the first to say it, just the first to say it without that silly 'you guys)

Bless her Heart.

Posted by: trainer @ LIB at February 26, 2013 01:58 PM (QbdUW)

301
Imagine a Senate with Ashley Judd, Ben Affleck, Chelsea Clinton, Katie Courick, George Clooney, Ann Hathaway, and more.





Posted by: The Onion at February 26, 2013 01:41 PM (MRSmZ)



They'd fit in perfectly with the current bunch of idiots

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2013 01:58 PM (1Jaio)

302 She's helping to prolong the patriarchy by supporting MEN'S basketball. She isn't a Super Fan of Kentucky's women's basketball team.

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 02:00 PM (4FeFx)

303 Friends of mine in WV worried that the state was too racist to turn blue in 2008. Shortly after he won the election, he lost 40% of the state primary to a federal inmate. Judd will get her as beat like the puffy rented mule she is against McConnell.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 26, 2013 02:02 PM (7h5MH)

304
"I wonder, as a sexually attractive woman, does she ever wonder if anyone
would give a rats *ss what she says if she wasn't sexually attractive?"

There's an inverse relationship between her level of attractiveness and her public espousal of feminist crankery over her career.

The older she got, and the emergence of younger, attractive competitors that arrived on the scene taking parts that she used to get are factors directly related to the stridency of her comments.


Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 26, 2013 02:04 PM (mg08E)

305
We're all thinking it. What a puffy woman.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 26, 2013 02:07 PM (1hM1d)

306 She minored in 'womyn's studies' at The University of Kentucky. That explains a lot, really.

I can cheer for Dario Franchitti again. Amazed it took him 5 years to realize his wife was a shrieking harpy, however.

Posted by: Ed Mahmoud, minor internet royalty at February 26, 2013 02:08 PM (NVdGX)

307 Cool. The Tea Party idiot now just need to primary McConnell and run a retard like the Delaware Witch. Lol1!

Posted by: Tommy Teabagger at February 26, 2013 02:10 PM (QlTaC)

308 I'd like to motion to give the remainder of my time to the senator from the state of Puffiness, but first she will blow me.

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2013 02:31 PM (UzPAd)

309 281 she got her degree from Harvard in less than a year so she must be wicked smart. As a fellow Kentuckian it took me three long years to slog out my law degree, super sad face.

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 02:51 PM (4FeFx)

310 Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 02:51 PM (4FeFx)
In One year? Could this be an honorary degree related to her Africa "service"?

I had a student earn his undergraduate degree in two years and his masters and doctorate at Harvard in a year and half. (which caused me to raise an eyebrow) On the other hand, in his case, he was allowed to skip his first two years, and began there as a sophomore undergrad. While he was quite brilliant, Judd would never strike me as anywhere near that catagory. The more I think about her degree, the more I smell haddock.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 03:09 PM (g5wi5)

311 and what, Lena's a fifth wave feminist and her only viewpoints seem to be:

1. I have the right to be a slut because no quality guy will ever marry me.
2. Because I no longer value marriage, I demand that gheys can do it.
3. Anyone who doesn't join my cliche must be ostracized.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 26, 2013 03:29 PM (QxSug)

312 I wish Wesley had just let her play The Game and let her be assimilated.

Posted by: arminius at February 26, 2013 03:42 PM (cDnhR)

313 >gives us a God that is like a man, a God presented and discussed exclusively in male imagery

Do you suppose it ever occured to her to read the bible a little, or maybe ask a literate person about it? Or does she think that "exclusively" means "primarily"; that men are invisible, omniscient, and omnibenevolent; or that we birth the horefrost from our wombs?

Posted by: Dave M at February 26, 2013 03:54 PM (qUUWV)

314 I can't understand why Dario Franchitti would divorce her.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 26, 2013 03:59 PM (9h3dB)

315 My guess is Ashley hasn't really read the Bible all that much and also has no idea that in the early church women flocked to Christianity because it was more egalitarian that the religions of the cultures nearby. "Neither male nor female" not part of her Sunday school lessons?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2013 04:01 PM (MuHYc)

316 Ashley Judd is stupid and/or ill informed. God is not presented in the Bible exclusively male imagery. here's just a few examples:

A: Female images for God (drawn from women’s biological activity)
1. God as a Mother:
a. a woman in labor (Isa. 42:14) whose forceful breath is an image of divine power . God is threatening to come against Israel in power, a power likened to the forceful air expelled from the lungs of a woman who is in the final throes of labor. Calvin misunderstood Isaiah’s intent and construed this as an image of maternal tenderness!
b. a mother suckling her children (Num. 11:12)
c. a mother who does not forget the child she nurses (Isa. 49:14-15)
d. a mother who comforts her children (Isa. 66:12-13)
e. a mother who births and protects Israel (Isa. 46:3-4). In contrast to idol worshippers who carry their gods on cattle, God carries Israel in the womb. The message to the people is two-fold: it demonstrates God’s superiority over other gods, and reiterates the divine promise to support and redeem. In short, God’s maternal bond of compassion and maternal power to protect guarantee Israel’s salvation.
f. a mother who gave birth to the Israelites (Dt. 32:1 The biased translation of the Jerusalem Bible ("fathered you") obscures the feminine action of the verb, more accurately rendered "gave you birth":
JB: You forget the Rock who begot you, unmindful now of the God who fathered you.
NRSV: You were unmindful of the Rock that bore you; you forgot the God who gave you birth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2013 04:11 PM (MuHYc)

317 Actually, I do sort of see her point about fathers "giving away" their daughters although it was phrased in a infelicitous manner. I have never had any woman object when I have said "How would you feel about this being said "Who presents this woman to be married to this man" and that way both the parents can be involved.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2013 04:21 PM (MuHYc)

318 310 she actually got the Harvard degree after ten months. Everything I've read about that particular degree program says it attracts "public officials and non-profit activists". So it smells to me also. Just like the undergrad award smelled to me.

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 05:26 PM (4FeFx)

319 “To this day, a common vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status is her father ‘giving’ away her away to her husband at their wedding, and the ongoing practice of women giving up their last names in order to assume the name of their husband’s families, into which they have effectively been traded.”

Nothing asserts the feminist independence of Teh Patriarchy by refusing "to assume the name of their husband's families" quite like steadfastly holding onto the name of their father's families.

Posted by: BuddyPC at February 26, 2013 06:09 PM (jfUIE)

320 She must be a load of laughs to work with.

Posted by: Hawk at February 26, 2013 06:14 PM (2dYnc)

321 Are those chipmunk cheeks? That is one puffy-assed face!

Posted by: SicSemperTyrannus at February 26, 2013 09:31 PM (EAESv)

322 Ooh! Please, Ashley, tell me more about what you think about coal when you run against Mitch McConnell for that Kentucky Senate seat. Western Kentucky's gonna luv you!

Posted by: James S. at February 26, 2013 09:33 PM (CRzZt)

323 Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2013 05:26 PM (4FeFx)
It may be too late for you to read this but -- and pardon me if you've already read this background
--Judd left an her undergrad degree at UK, majoring in French, unfinished by one course and did not graduate with her class. That raises an eyebrow right there.
--she waits until a couple of years ago to suddenly find out she does not need the course, applys for her degree and gets it. Also highly suspect. I know how the UK faculty would react. Normally, she would be asked to return and take courses.
-- a year later, with a sketchy academic background- she is accepted at Harvard due to her brilliant GRE scores? Now that Haddock really going bad.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 27, 2013 01:06 AM (g5wi5)

324 oops- spotted some needed clarification: she left her degree unfinished for decades, and then around 2010? suddenly finds out she can gain her degree without the formally require course.

What I'm reading into this situation is that Ms.Judd decided she wanted to run for office a few years ago, after playing Lady Benevolent in Africa. She began to tidy up her creds.to disguise her academic mediocracy and incomplete degree. Perhaps she had DNC handlers with connections to help her get a free ride into Harvard where she could earn a highly dubious degree to further beef up her political portfolio. That masters is being waved like a flag by her supporters as proof of her intellectualism.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 27, 2013 01:13 AM (g5wi5)






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