The Evolution of Liberal Dance

Michelle Malkin parodies Michelle Obama.

Pretty funny, right?

Well you'll never guess who disagrees!!!

First, Hate Blogger and Rex Reed Protege Andrew Sullivan calls it "hathos," one of his sporadic attempts at humor. (He's really not funny at all; I don't know why he thinks he is.) This is his idea of a witty neologism, swapping in a h in "pathos."

Yeah, it's... whatever. Apparently he wants you to know he attended freshman year of college. (Or... like sophomore year of High School.)

A Talking Points Memo guy I never heard of writes:

@BenjySarlin

Dignity, thy name is @michellemalkin http://bit.ly/WoW4VF

...because humor is undignified. When your opponents do it, of course. When Obama (the sitting President) Slow Jams the News, that's Serious You Guys Soooo Funny!!!!

And the Huffington Post attempts to be funny (what did I tell people who aren't funny about trying to be funny) by headlining it "Michelle Malkin thinks liberals dance this way!!!"

Actually she never said that, and no one thinks highly political liberals dance; we don't think they get out of the house enough for that.

I read this as "They know it's funny, and are just pissed about that, so they're putting on the stone faces."

God Forbid someone on the political left would ever for once give you an honest reaction rather than counterfeiting it in favor of the Politically Approved Hate Messaging of the Day.

Posted by: Ace at 11:33 AM



Comments

1 Into the barrel Ace.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 11:34 AM (Zd/NW)

2 Barrel.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 26, 2013 11:35 AM (yCvxi)

3 Shouldn't she be doing the dance in front of a green screen?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 11:35 AM (Zd/NW)

4 closing up the italics would be a start. wouldn't want excitable andy to think we're somehow excited over his comments.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 26, 2013 11:36 AM (XrGnJ)

5 presto, there it is!

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 26, 2013 11:36 AM (XrGnJ)

6 Nice

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 26, 2013 11:36 AM (R8hU8)

7 Andrew Sullivan daily shows why he is an idiot.

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2013 11:37 AM (53z96)

8 Unflinching liberal groupthink makes me happy to have the second amendment.

Just in case they decide to go all Napoleon and Snowball.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 26, 2013 11:37 AM (t06LC)

9 First, Hate Blogger and Rex Reed Protege Andrew Sullivan calls it
"hathos," one of his sporadic attempts at humor. (He's really not funny
at all; I don't know why he thinks he is.) This is his idea of a witty
neologism, swapping in a h in "pathos."


Andrew Sullivan is a card-carrying member of the pretensia.

(See what I did there? I merged "pretentious" and "intelligentsia". Somebody pay me for these witticisms!)

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 11:38 AM (T0NGe)

10 Anyone want to see my "milky loads" dance?

I call it "Cumthos"

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 26, 2013 11:38 AM (t06LC)

11 if you outlaw </i> only outlaws will have </i>

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 11:39 AM (0q2P7)

12 Soooo, Mooch does it with Jimmy Fallon, calling it the history of "Mom Dancing," and it's HI-LARIOUS. Michelle Malkin does it to satirize our fame whore Mrs. Preezy and her equally fame whorish hubster, and it's insulting?

Well okay then. Why don't they come out with their own version of "History of Conservative Dance." The extent of it will be

"Do the Cross Burn!" (Democrats),
"Stick 'em Up!" (urban yutes, aka Democrats),
"Out of my cold dead hands!" (yep, they've got that one right!)
"Abortion is murder!" (how exactly would you dance to that anyway?)

The fact is they don't have ANYTHING funny they can say, thogh they'd think themselves so clever to try it. All we'd have to do is answer right back with our own rebuttal dances. Because we DO have a sense of humor (our individual views on 9 year old girls being used in a tasteless stunt notwithstanding).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 11:39 AM (4df7R)

13
>>Actually she never said that, and no one thinks highly political liberals dance; we don't think they barely get out of the house.<<

You misspelled 'bathhouse'.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 11:39 AM (hpdIF)

14 "pretensia" is waaay better than hathos.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 26, 2013 11:39 AM (yCvxi)

15 I don't think it's all that funny myself, but if it gets liberals more unhinged, it's all good.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 26, 2013 11:39 AM (7Nq2G)

16 More tribalism, Ace.

If anybody on the Left had done anything like this, these organs would have made sure it had gone viral.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 11:39 AM (T0NGe)

17 Michelle Malkin is just pretty damn cute.

Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2013 11:40 AM (OlN4e)

18 17
Michelle Malkin is just pretty damn cute.

Yepper.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 26, 2013 11:40 AM (KjlbF)

19 Is this the interpretive dance of rage thread?*




*it's an homage, my queen, not a theft.

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 26, 2013 11:41 AM (QupBk)

20 >>>I don't think it's all that funny myself,

I think it's hilarious, but then I've always found the Silly Dance Routines like "Lawn Sprinkler" funny.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 11:41 AM (LCRYB)

21 You know who's hilarious? That zany Michael Moore and his cast of cursing senior citizens!

Posted by: Dante at February 26, 2013 11:42 AM (SkFDg)

22 Ace, That was a pretty good rip on Dunham and her ilk yesterday over at Breitbart. Glad you bumped it.

Posted by: NBCostanza at February 26, 2013 11:42 AM (Kkt/i)

23 DNC national convention dance off!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinkVGj1jOQ

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 11:42 AM (Zd/NW)

24 If Andy Sullivan yells, and no one is around to hear it. does it make a sound ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 11:42 AM (nTgAI)

25 maybe she can do it live on Hannity tonight. doubt it though.

Posted by: Captain Sensless at February 26, 2013 11:42 AM (U84nT)

26 Is that MM herself doing those moves? Whoever Shortie is, got a tight little bod.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 11:43 AM (+iA5G)

27 I've always found the Silly Dance Routines like "Lawn Sprinkler" funny.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 11:41 AM (LCRYB)

Fuck you ace. That is a serious move that drops the panties all of the time, 90% of the time.

The sprinkler, dice, and shuffle are how I roll.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 26, 2013 11:43 AM (t06LC)

28 Michelle Malkin used to do this stuff pretty frequently when she first
started Hot Air, so I don't think she has ever worried about her
dignity. Plus, she also gets to embarrass her kids, so win-win.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk7hFnB4JnA

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2013 11:43 AM (bAGA/)

29 OT - Did I see in a thread below that AtC was a cheerleader? Did she cheer-rant? Like to see-hear that...

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 26, 2013 11:43 AM (KjlbF)

30 Most of them were predictable...


The Sequester Shake was a nice touch, would have rather it be called The Sequester Shakedown though...

Cause that's all this fucking President is... a Shakedown Socialist.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 26, 2013 11:43 AM (UZQM8)

31 14
"pretensia" is waaay better than hathos.


How much better? $50 better?

How much is Andrew's paywall netting him these days?

'Cause I'm finding myself getting just as much RawMusclesGlutes as I always have.

Wait, that came out wrong.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 11:44 AM (T0NGe)

32 My idea for a parody was half Blossom opening half Sasquatch Hunters and half Bat-Leth For Dummies.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 11:44 AM (hpdIF)

33 Malkin is sure cute, isn't she? She's a Filipina. From Filadelfia.

Posted by: comatus at February 26, 2013 11:44 AM (qaVK+)

34
First, Hate Blogger and Rex Reed Protege Andrew Sullivan calls it "hathos," one of his sporadic attempts at humor. (He's really not funny at all; I don't know why he thinks he is.) This is his idea of a witty neologism, swapping in a h in "pathos."


Seriously though, "hathos?" WTF? First off you're expecting your audience to understand pathos, which is a stretch given the bottom feeding mouth breathers who consider Andy Sullivan a bona fide news source.

Then you have to expect them to understand that the "h" in "hathos" is for "humor," which, again, is a stretch for his audience of low functioning neanderthals.

Then you have to hope that they can figure out how a portmanteau of "humor" and "pathos" is either witty or accurate. I would say that it's neither. It's a hacktastic attempt to sound like a sophisticate instead of a washed up old queen with a receding hairline and a douche beard.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (4df7R)

35 >>>Fuck you ace. That is a serious move that drops the panties all of the time, 90% of the time.

well a girl I used to know would do silly dancing, and while it was funny, it was also kind of attractive.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (LCRYB)

36 The Finger of Blame part made me lol! Michelle's got moves!
Libs just hate her because she is cute. Their reaction is just like Clint and the empty chair. Expected.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (0PiQ4)

37 Do the Dougie!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (hpdIF)

38
She's got no butt, and I can not lie-
You other brothers can't deny.
Baby's got moves like SCOAMF.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Little at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (yn6XZ)

39 You know why they hate it?

Because she is happy and having fun.

And that shit just burns them up inside.


Posted by: RoyalOil at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (VjL9S)

40 We did The Bump. We also wore an onion in our belts, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (QupBk)

41 HIt them with teh ridicule. There's only one way for them to fight back and that's to pretend it's not funny. Hruumph!

Posted by: Bosk at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (n2K+4)

42

Attempts to meld Hate into Pathos despite the two using different vowels. Yes ā is different than ă there Sullivane. You just can't swap vowels even when similar and make witty neologism. Yo lock Stipod fir note kniwong thate.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (0q2P7)

43
Ace was a big Kid n Play fan.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (hpdIF)

44 But of course. Jokes are only funny if the leftists make them.

Silly prole.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (tVTLU)

45 Can they drag the Office of the Presidency any fucking lower.


I'm sure they will try.

Posted by: RWC at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (fWAjv)

46 well a girl I used to know would do silly dancing, and while it was funny, it was also kind of attractive.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (LCRYB) Works best if they're nekkid.

Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (OlN4e)

47 It was the hair, perfect. All fake and shiney.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:47 AM (l86i3)

48 "Do the Cross Burn!" (Democrats),
"Stick 'em Up!" (urban yutes, aka Democrats),
"Out of my cold dead hands!" (yep, they've got that one right!)
"Abortion is murder!" (how exactly would you dance to that anyway?)


"Do the Wingnut"
"Push Gramma Off the Cliff"
"Do the Pray Away the Ghey!"

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 26, 2013 11:47 AM (7ObY1)

49 Teach Me How to Douchie, Barky!

Posted by: Kal Penn at February 26, 2013 11:47 AM (+iA5G)

50 Ace was a big Kid n Play fan.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (hpdIF)


Are you sure it wasn't the Fresh Prince of Hot Air?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:48 AM (l86i3)

51 Alternate headline: Liberals deny the existence of humor when they are the joke.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 11:48 AM (0q2P7)

52 Posted by: comatus at February 26, 2013 11:44 AM (qaVK+)
___
I did not know she was One of Us. Looks like girlfriend could rock the house if she had some decent beats behind her.

Posted by: kallisto at February 26, 2013 11:48 AM (jm/9g)

53 The doo does resemble Hathor's.

Coincedence? I think not.

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 11:48 AM (OQpzc)

54
The Leftists no likey being mocked.

The Fly like a Menendez cracked me up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2013 11:49 AM (p/cQy)

55

Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, "no!"
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once
Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man
Y'all both can get on down, y'all both can get on down
Huh!

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 26, 2013 11:49 AM (QupBk)

56
Works best if they're nekkid.

There's 'good naked' and 'bad naked'.

Posted by: Jerry at February 26, 2013 11:49 AM (hpdIF)

57 46 well a girl I used to know would do silly dancing, and while it was funny, it was also kind of attractive.Posted by: ace at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (LCRYB) Works best if they're nekkid.
Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (OlN4e)

Why does this conversation remind me of that video and .gif of Kate Upton doing the cat dance or whatever in a bikini? That was attractive.

Second question, why hasn't that made an appearance here? It needs to.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 26, 2013 11:49 AM (t06LC)

58 The Leftists no likey being mocked.

The Fly like a Menendez cracked me up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2013 11:49 AM (p/cQy)

The Dead battery on the prius was cool.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:49 AM (l86i3)

59 Oh dang I guess Pathos is acceptable to say with a long "a". Oh well.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 26, 2013 11:50 AM (0q2P7)

60 Works best if they're nekkid.

There's 'good naked' and 'bad naked'.

Posted by: Jerry at February 26, 2013 11:49 AM (hpdIF)


What do you mean?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 26, 2013 11:50 AM (+iA5G)

61 Unless I'm mistaken, the bangs look similar to the ones Moochie has stapled to her Klingon like forehead.

Posted by: Whatev at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (A7Wh1)

62 NCAA is joke and criminal enterprise dance. Roll Tide! From ESPN:
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. -- Alabama extended a handful of scholarship offers to recruits during Saturday's junior day, but none more surprising than the one given to Dylan Moses, an eighth-grader from Baton Rouge, La.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (wbmaj)

63

Somebody take her
She's too big for me
She'll knock me down
She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I ain't gettin' down
You done hurt my hip once
I know what you'll do
I ain't gonna bump with you!
I don't feel like gettin' down
Don't feel like gettin' down
She just shook her head at every word I said
She wanted to get on down
That woman wanted to get on down
She did that dip again and I hit the floor again
She was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down


I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (QupBk)

64 Sacre bleu, you are knowing where Hathos is? We have been looking for heem! Huzzah!

Posted by: Horthos, Haramis, and H'artagnan at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (MDr17)

65 Shake it, Michelle!

Posted by: rrpjr at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (/GOwI)

66 It's like they the couldn't see the funny in #LibAdvice2AvoidRape either.

Posted by: Funny Boner at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (yn6XZ)

67 There's 'good naked' and 'bad naked'.
Posted by: Jerry at February 26, 2013 11:49 AM (hpdIF)

Nake is a clean. Nekkid is a dirty.

Posted by: Invictus at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (OQpzc)

68 I couldn't finish watching the original. (Jimmy Fallon actually looks prettier than Michelle O. in the clip. And you've got to admit Michelle O. isn't fat. But that's beside the point).

I finished Malkin's vid and liked it. Although, it could use a little blacking up (h/t Silver Linings Project), which I, as an authentic black lady with rhythm in my soul and bones, could provide.

Call me Michelle M.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (6zgse)

69
Are you sure it wasn't the Fresh Prince of Hot Air?

True Fact: House Party 3 is the all-time, box office gross, record holder on Endor.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (hpdIF)

70 I think that only women and gay men can dance.

Why?

If a woman watches some people dancing, she watches the women, hence she learns how to dance like a woman.

If a man watches some people dancing, he watches the women, hence he doesn't learn how to dance like a man.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (T0NGe)

71
"Works best if they're nekkid"
(rubs er, hands, yes, hands in anticipation of the first ever AoS "nekkid dancing thread")...

Posted by: Jess1 at February 26, 2013 11:52 AM (lbiWb)

72 The most shocking revelation from the video .... Michelle Malkin can dance! Even though she is being silly here, its clear the girl has got moves. She has adorable figure. No wonder Lena's of the world hate her.

It was cute funny. A lot funnier than SNL for sure but that is low bar now.

Posted by: Long Island at February 26, 2013 11:52 AM (hl8SI)

73 And I don't get the outrage-y outrage. You can imagine if Laura Bush lowered herself to that level and did that with a late night host, she would have been savaged. Michelle M. wasn't even saying anything mean about Michelle O.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 26, 2013 11:53 AM (6zgse)

74 Yeah, I'm not going to take lessons on dignity from the fucking people who think it's cool to have a President do a fucking fist bump.

You're not in a fucking frat, you're not in the fucking hood--you hold the most powerful office in the world and you act like you're some shitheel living on Shitstreet in Shittown.

I'd challenge that JEF to have some fucking respect but in 5 years I haven't seen one damned single sign he can even spell the word--let alone know what it means.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 26, 2013 11:53 AM (VjL9S)

75 The parody is kinda funny, but a Prius "running out of battery" just shows profound ignorance of what a Prius is.

Posted by: Chris M at February 26, 2013 11:53 AM (b3vSq)

76 (rubs er, hands, yes, hands in anticipation of the first ever AoS "nekkid dancing thread")...

Posted by: Jess1 at February 26, 2013 11:52 AM (lbiWb)

Um, not enough brain and eye bleach for that.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 26, 2013 11:54 AM (KjlbF)

77 The video is pretty funny and pretty accurate. I'm sure the vast majority of liberal idiots will only hear about how it was made by "haters" though. The cocooning continues.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2013 11:54 AM (DuH+r)

78 Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2013 11:51 AM (T0NGe)

I'll go with that. Its my excuse.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 26, 2013 11:54 AM (t06LC)

79 I find liberals' self-parody hilarious. More than their dancing.

Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2013 11:54 AM (VndSC)

80 Dance Clubs : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlMtY8BXhaA

Posted by: Zombie Bill Hicks at February 26, 2013 11:54 AM (hpdIF)

81 What they REALLY hate is that Malkin looks cute. Republicans are humorless, old, rich, white men you guys!

And regarding Dignity!, where's the dignity in, say, dressing up as a vagina to protest for more reproductive rights? Yeah, thought so.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2013 11:54 AM (is6Me)

82 You're not in a fucking frat, you're not in the fucking hood--you hold
the most powerful office in the world and you act like you're some
shitheel living on Shitstreet in Shittown.


I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Detroit City Councilman at February 26, 2013 11:55 AM (T0NGe)

83 I pretty much like anything that sticks in the Liberal Betterthanthou crowd's craw, so I liked it.

Suck it libs.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 26, 2013 11:55 AM (SsP73)

84 Speaking of mocking videos, anybody know where the hell Steven Crowder is? The union assault video was the last vid he posted.

Posted by: RWC at February 26, 2013 11:56 AM (fWAjv)

85 Suck it libs.
Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 26, 2013 11:55 AM (SsP73)

All of the mocking we can come up with.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 11:56 AM (l86i3)

86 Do you guys remember a vid Michelle Malkin put out a few years ago where she was dressed as a cheerleader? She did a cheer. And she hurt me. A lot.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 26, 2013 11:56 AM (KjlbF)

87
You know what that video needs, right?
More Cowbell.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 11:57 AM (hpdIF)

88 40
We did The Bump. We also wore an onion in our belts, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 26, 2013 11:46 AM (QupBk)

We did The Jitterbug, but we also had 10 pound bags of sugar in our ass.

Posted by: George Michael at February 26, 2013 11:57 AM (Zd/NW)

89 We all saw the Dems. during one of their conventions doing the Macarena didn't we. I think it was Bubba "A little bit of Monica ... blah,blah.blah...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 26, 2013 11:57 AM (9+ccr)

90 Speaking of liberal dance, that unfunny lezzo Ellen looks like a complete idiot when she does her stupid spazz moves.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2013 11:57 AM (OE/b4)

91 The parody is kinda funny, but a Prius "running out of battery" just shows profound ignorance of what a Prius is.

An interpretative dance of self immolation would have been more accurate.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 26, 2013 11:58 AM (NF2Bf)

92

In our First Lady's original video, she does the "driving
the station wagon." Liberals killed the station wagon since it was a car
frame and got the mileage of a truck. Hence the birth of the horrible riding
SUV and later bane of the Libs to be demonized again. Drivers never kill
anyone, it is always "killed by an SUV."Station wagon was purposefully chosen rather than minivan because it is far more hip and quaint that the latter. Ironic that Libs hate everything until it is destroyed completly, then theysteal the lexicon. This applies to so very much the Libs do.

Posted by: Sophistahick at February 26, 2013 11:58 AM (UhXzR)

93 Whoa
The fly like a Menendez gave me wood

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 26, 2013 11:58 AM (WnvXh)

94
"but a Prius "running out of battery" just shows profound ignorance of what a Prius is."
A hybrid. Which can run out of gas battery power, leaving the driver (business partner of mine) at the side of Rt 7 on a Friday afternoon...
(for those not of the DC persuasion, Rt. 7 past Tyson's Corner at that time is on par w/a riot combined with an oriental street scene with traffic denser than a Bangladeshi allyway)

Posted by: Jess1 at February 26, 2013 11:58 AM (lbiWb)

95 Ah. He's active on twitter and releasing a video about organic farming.

Posted by: RWC at February 26, 2013 11:58 AM (fWAjv)

96 I do have to say, if MM plays her cards right, she may end up as my mistress.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 11:58 AM (Zd/NW)

97
If they're bitching, you're hitting paydirt.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 26, 2013 11:58 AM (/GOwI)

98 I'm waiting for an EOJ interpretive dance.

Posted by: No Justice, No Peace! at February 26, 2013 11:59 AM (GsoHv)

99 34 Then you have to expect them to understand that the "h" in "hathos" is for "humor," which, again, is a stretch for his audience of low functioning neanderthals.

------------

Humor? I thought it was a portmanteau of "hath" and "pathos", because the evil Republicans are in favor of the 1%, the "haves", i.e., those who hath.

Posted by: Attack Citizen Anachronda at February 26, 2013 12:00 PM (FzhYM)

100
Heh! I remember when Michelle Malkin and Brian Preston use to do "Vents" for Hotair. They were pretty good and funny. Mary Katherine Hamm use to have some great vids too ("What Didn't Happen at Duke" and "Obama on My Shoulder" were two of her bests. If you haven't seen those, you should).

If Michelle Malkin is pissing off the right people, even better!

I'm sure she will be accused of being a racist, but that's nothing new. She's been accused of being a self-loathing Filipina before, so there's that.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:00 PM (Ag5D2)

101 Malkin's thing is lame and kind of silly-it's meant to be as a reminder of the First Lady also doing something so lame and silly, with the added lameness of Jimmy Fallon being involved.

Posted by: ejo at February 26, 2013 12:00 PM (GXvSO)

102
#96,
Get in line w/the rest of us, m'kay?

Posted by: Jess1 at February 26, 2013 12:00 PM (lbiWb)

103 (for those not of the DC persuasion, Rt. 7 past Tyson's Corner at that time is on par w/a riot combined with an oriental street scene with traffic denser than a Bangladeshi allyway)
Posted by: Jess1 at February 26, 2013 11:58 AM (lbiWb)


What a wonderfully descriptive passage. Makes me want to avoid DC like the plague even MORE now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

104 Obamacare will increase the long-term federal deficit by $6.2 trillion, according to a Government Accountability Office report released today.

Senator Jeff Sessions (R., Ala.), who requested the report, revealed the findings this morning at a Senate Budget Committee hearing. The report, he said, “confirms everything critics and Republicans were saying about the faults of this bill,” and “dramatically proves that the promises made assuring the nation that the largest new entitlement program in history would not add one dime to the deficit were false.”

President Obama and other Democrats attempted to win support for the health-care bill by touting it as a fiscally responsible enterprise. “I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits — either now or in the future,” Obama told a joint-session of Congress in September 2009. “I will not sign it if it adds one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period.”

The new report exposes the “lack of honesty” surrounding such claims, Sessions argued. “This is how a country goes broke,” he said.

Dance around that baby!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 12:00 PM (9Bj8R)

105 I thought the "H" in Hathos stands for "Hate". Because Republicans/the Right are such Haters.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:01 PM (Ag5D2)

106 And because I care, here is the Malkin Cheerleader vid. SFW.

http://tinyurl.com/29np4t

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 26, 2013 12:01 PM (KjlbF)

107 Where was the "Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles"?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2013 12:01 PM (wAQA5)

108 Why the waist high black background? I couldn't see Mooch's pants.

Posted by: Xavier at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (T2oeP)

109 Everyone is afraid to say it, but that Andrew Sullivan is kind of a cunt, isnt he?

Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (74Sr0)

110
Andrew Sullivan daily shows why he is an idiot.

***

In John Kerry's America, Prancin' Andy is a success.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (Hx5uv)

111 the Fallon and Michelle Obama dance -cute , wouldn't care other than , our President's wife? she dances pretty well also. still.

shrug, just think it's weird.

michelleeMalkin doing the left dance , cute, satire, not a president's wife .

both are cute

not crazy about our presidents wife playing look at me i'm being silly on purpose as the presidents partner of the strongest toughest nation in the world.

or was.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (nqBYe)

112 109 Everyone is afraid to say it, but that Andrew Sullivan is kind of a cunt, isnt he?
Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (74Sr0)

Yep.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (l86i3)

113 That is pure racists!!!!!
Can you imagine a white girl doing that? Why I never!!!!!
If a White Woman would have done that a lynch mob would pull a rope out of ACLU Lawyers ass for the hanging...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 26, 2013 12:03 PM (Snhap)

114
"it's meant to be as a reminder of the First Lady also doing something so lame and silly"
"Dignified" and "respect for one's office" are so old fashioned and terribly judgemental terms...
Oh, and #106 - danke!

Posted by: Jess1 at February 26, 2013 12:03 PM (lbiWb)

115
President Obama and other Democrats attempted to win support for the health-care bill by touting it as a fiscally responsible enterprise. “I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits — either now or in the future,” Obama told a joint-session of Congress in September 2009. “I will not sign it if it adds one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period.”

The new report exposes the “lack of honesty” surrounding such claims, Sessions argued. “This is how a country goes broke,” he said.



Yup. Just like Obama at the STFU speech saying he wanted to add over 20 new gubamint bureacracies that won't add one more dime to our deficit. How he gets away with this crap is beyond me.

And on another note, FL (which just caved on O-care) doesn't have enough MD's to provide service to the masses who are going to be added to the rolls. This is a huge gimme to the Unions. What will happen is PA's and RN's will be allowed to practice out of their scope of practice in order to meet the shortfall of providers. RN's are alreadyunionized, I predict PA's will be too. Heck, even MD's will be eventually at some point.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:03 PM (Ag5D2)

116 I'm pretty sure the official Democrat dance is The Hustle.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 26, 2013 12:04 PM (Hx5uv)

117 God Forbid someone on the political left would ever for once give you an honest reaction rather than counterfeiting it in favor of the Politically Approved Hate Messaging of the Day.


I'm pretty sure that the Hate Message is the honest reaction.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 26, 2013 12:04 PM (VtjlW)

118

Somebody take her, I don't want her
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Somebody take her, I don't want her
Say Leroy! You can have this one dude
This big fat woman, dude
I don't want her

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 26, 2013 12:04 PM (QupBk)

119 Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (74Sr0)


I love the memes around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 12:04 PM (GsoHv)

120 Oh, and #106 - danke!

Gern geschehen.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 26, 2013 12:05 PM (KjlbF)

121 "An interpretative dance of self immolation would have been more accurate."

No, that would also be inaccurate. A Fisker maybe, but not a Prius.

Posted by: Chris M at February 26, 2013 12:05 PM (b3vSq)

122 The weapons that helped Libyan rebels oust dictator Muammar Qaddafi are turning up for sale at clandestine auctions in Egypt’s lawless Sinai Desert, where shadowy buyers purchase firearms for Al Qaeda and Hamas operatives, sources told FoxNews.com.
The illicit sales take place in the barren Sinai peninsula, where Moses is believed to have wandered with the children of Israel for 40 years. Auctions announced through the grapevine bring caravans of foreigners, all with huge sums of money at their disposal and all with the same mission, Israel Defense Force sources told FoxNews.com.


The New York Times reported in December 2012 that the Obama administration secretly gave its blessing to arms shipments to Libyan rebels from Qatar, only to express alarm when evidence mounted that Qatar was turning some of the weapons over to Islamic militants.

obama and his minions are truly so stupid it hurts my head to think about it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 12:05 PM (9Bj8R)

123 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 26, 2013 12:05 PM (xN73L)

124 I'm outraged over this, right?

Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2013 12:05 PM (WJIj/)

125 I'm pretty sure the official Democrat dance is The Hustle.


Posted by: WalrusRex at February 26, 2013 12:04 PM (Hx5uv

.perfect.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 12:05 PM (nqBYe)

126
"Where was the "Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles"?"
you do know the HAndySullivan is behind a paywall...

Posted by: Jess1 at February 26, 2013 12:06 PM (lbiWb)

127 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain of the USS MFM speaking. We are cranking the engines to Liberal Fauxrage Speed and will be reaching the star system How Dare She momentarily.

Please make sure your seatback is in the fainting position and clutch your pearls tightly. Thank you.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 26, 2013 12:06 PM (2aCBB)

128 107
Where was the "Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles"?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2013 12:01 PM (wAQA5)


Cause she is classy and shit, unlike the horde, ettes excepted, cause they are classylike, and purty.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 12:06 PM (Zd/NW)

129
We're about to reach
The Obama Tipping Point.
We are tired of them.
I think that future historians will view Michelle Obama's appearance on the Oscars as the point where the critical mass of Americans finally realized that the Obamas are a social cancer.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at February 26, 2013 12:06 PM (KHK2Z)

130 Ok, I laughed. A lot. Props to MM for doing that. Making a goof outa yourself and pulling it off as actually funny and not painfully embarrassing and awkward isn't easy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 26, 2013 12:06 PM (da5Wo)

131 Btw morans, have you heard of the Second Amendment Foundation???

Just a little group that brought you HELLER and MACDONALD.

These guys GET IT. They are starting a new campaign called "Equal Gun Rights."

They point out that minorities in high crime areas are often unable to defend themselves because these commie leftist cities have the strictest gun laws out there. They seek equal rights for all under the law.

THIS. Is. How. We. Win. If only the GOP could hire these guys as consultants.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:07 PM (tVTLU)

132 Huh. That was odd. Listening to the top-of-the-hour news on WABC while waiting for Rush to start. There was a story about how modern 72 year-olds have the same chance of death as 30-year-olds in ancient times. The story is ended by this:

But modern life has a real cost and it's not clear how industrialized countries can continue to support so many retirees.

*sniff* *sniff*

Smells like CAROUSEL! RENEW! RENEW!

Posted by: Attack Citizen Anachronda at February 26, 2013 12:07 PM (IrbU4)

133 74 Yeah, I'm not going to take lessons on dignity from the fucking people who think it's cool to have a President do a fucking fist bump.

Proper response to SCOAMF Fist-bump proffers: "Respectfully, sir, you've gotta be fucking shitting me?"

Posted by: akula51 at February 26, 2013 12:07 PM (YesJa)

134 We did The Bump. We also wore an onion in our belts, which was the style at the time.


An onion? In your belts?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 26, 2013 12:07 PM (7ObY1)

135 Two wind turbines towering above the Cape Cod community of Falmouth, Mass., were intended to produce green energy and savings -- but they've created angst and division, and may now be removed at a high cost as neighbors complain of noise and illness.
"It gets to be jet-engine loud," said Falmouth resident Neil Andersen. He and his wife Betsy live just a quarter mile from one of the turbines. They say the impact on their health has been devastating. They're suffering headaches, dizziness and sleep deprivation and often seek to escape the property where they've lived for more than 20 years.
"Every time the blade has a downward motion it gives off a tremendous energy, gives off a pulse," said Andersen. "And that pulse, it gets into your tubular organs, chest cavity, mimics a heartbeat, gives you headaches. It's extremely disturbing and it gets to the point where you have to leave."
The first turbine went up in 2010 and by the time both were in place on the industrial site of the town's water treatment facility, the price was $10 million. Town officials say taking them down will cost an estimated $5 million to $15 million, but that is just what Falmouth's five selectmen have decided to move toward doing.

Fuck em. They are probably Mass liberals. Make em live with their green energy and suffer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 12:08 PM (9Bj8R)

136 Everyone is afraid to say it, but that Andrew Sullivan is kind of a cunt, isnt he? Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (74Sr0)

Winner

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 26, 2013 12:08 PM (nTgAI)

137
"I think that future historians will view Michelle Obama's appearance on the Oscars as the point where the critical mass of Americans finally realized that the Obamas are a social cancer."


Im not sure a critical mass of Americans are capable of "realizing" anything anymore.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 26, 2013 12:08 PM (/GOwI)

138 Is this the interpretive dance of rage thread?*




*it's an homage, my queen, not a theft.
Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 26, 2013 11:41 AM (QupBk)



And an excellent one it is. You may have a cupcake.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 26, 2013 12:09 PM (VtjlW)

139 Chris M: bet your a real fun guy at a party. Come on over after UR done batin'

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 26, 2013 12:09 PM (UsR5V)

140 RE: MM Cheerleader vid- That's was the worst video I ever saw over and over again.

Posted by: Leonard Maltin, Part 6 at February 26, 2013 12:09 PM (yn6XZ)

141 112
109 Everyone is afraid to say it, but that Andrew Sullivan is kind of a cunt, isnt he?

Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (74Sr0)



Yep.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:02 PM (l86i3)

--Requisite Youtube linkies:http://youtu.be/xB7BWvD5B5Yhttp://youtu.be/KTyGayvUrsg
Come on, you were all thinking it!

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2013 12:09 PM (+iA5G)

142 A jury on Monday said Johnson & Johnson should pay a South Dakota woman $3.35 million for failing to adequately warn her doctor of the potential dangers of a vaginal mesh implant made by the company's Ethicon subsidiary, and for misrepresenting the product in brochures.

Maybe that is why Woody Johnson, Owner of the NY Jets, doesn't want to give his best football player Daryl Revis any money?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2013 12:10 PM (9Bj8R)

143
#135 "And that pulse, it gets into your tubular organs"
We talkin 'bout windmills or Ms. Malkin's videos?

Posted by: Jess1 at February 26, 2013 12:10 PM (lbiWb)

144 OT for a second.



So the secretary says "I'm going to XYZ place for lunch. Do you want me to get you something too?"



Yes, thank you. I tell her what I want. She comes back and "So I told them like three times, but they still got it wrong." Then she hands me the food and walks out.



WTF???? Then tell them a fourth time!!!! Hand the fucking bag back and say "This isn't what I ordered!!!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 26, 2013 12:10 PM (da5Wo)

145 look at meeeeeeee!!!!

Posted by: michelle m at February 26, 2013 12:11 PM (yrKiI)

146 I think Andy's pissed because Malkin's wig looks better than Obama's.

Posted by: Iblis at February 26, 2013 12:11 PM (9221z)

147
Two wind turbines towering above the Cape Cod community of Falmouth, Mass., were intended to produce green energy and savings -- but they've created angst and division, and may now be removed at a high cost as neighbors complain of noise and illness.


Ah yes, the wind turbines that Greentard douchebag Robert Kennedy and his dead Uncle Ted prevented from being installed in the Cape. (Because it would wreck their views). Those wind turbines.

Speaking of which, does Al Gore have a wind turbine in his backyard? I remember he didn't have any solar panels on his housefor the longest time (don't know if he ever had any installed). Al was recently here at Microsoft to give a talk pimping his new book. One of my running friends who works there was all excited because she bought his book and had him sign it. I felt a little bad acid raining on her parade, but I couldn't help myself. I said "I might be able to take what Al says a little more seriously if he didn't own 5 huge houses, jet around the world on private planes and drive around in giant SUV's with his phalanx of an entourage."

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:12 PM (Ag5D2)

148 144 Then she hands me the food and walks out.

You think she'd "get it" if you asked her for her keys so you could go back to Restaurant X and get the order corrected?

You paid full price for the wrong shit, I assume.

Posted by: akula51 at February 26, 2013 12:13 PM (YesJa)

149 I thought her vid was cute and funny. If she would provide a convenient drop spot some of us might contribute choreography ideas. This could end up as an empty chair trend of videos. That's why they are hissing at her.


You can always tell when you've hit a sore spot by the level of reaction you get from your opponents. They aren't just reacting to her satire; it also has to do with the obvious physical comparisons. Michelle looks great on film, she's stylish, and she's coordinated; which makes Ms.O look like a dancing bear in comparison.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 12:13 PM (g5wi5)

150 Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:12 PM (Ag5D2)


As soon as Al pocketed 100 really large from Al Jizzy, his credibility even with the most hard core eco tard was shit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:14 PM (l86i3)

151 If any scientist ever wants to do a study on racist and sexist comments on YouTube and needs some samples all they have to do is post a video of Mrs. Malkin.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 26, 2013 12:14 PM (ES9R7)

152 O/T but Rush is talking about Kerry's story that he snuck over the border into East Germany as a 12 year old,on his bike. (I call Bogus on this! Kerry is a reknowned liar). All Democrats are.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:15 PM (Ag5D2)

153
Heh.
I think it's cute...and funny.
And I hope it irks them, a lot...so much so, that they talk about it, a lot.

Posted by: wheatie at February 26, 2013 12:15 PM (eyJSG)

154 This big fat woman, dude

I don't want her

***

That was Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 26, 2013 12:16 PM (Hx5uv)

155 "I think that future historians will view Michelle Obama's appearance on the Oscars as the point where the critical mass of Americans finally realized that the Obamas are a social cancer."


You're kidding, right?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 26, 2013 12:16 PM (7ObY1)

156 @ 149 have you checked the the 1st L's Fart Box lately? Take a dose of your own menu Mrs. O's

Posted by: Clemenza at February 26, 2013 12:16 PM (Snhap)

157
You can always tell when you've hit a sore spot by the level of reaction you get from your opponents. They aren't just reacting to her satire; it also has to do with the obvious physical comparisons. Michelle looks great on film, she's stylish, and she's coordinated; which makes Ms.O look like a dancing bear in comparison.


Hey now! That's just mean!

Posted by: Bobo The Dancing Bear at February 26, 2013 12:16 PM (Ag5D2)

158 152
O/T but Rush is talking about Kerry's story that he snuck over the
border into East Germany as a 12 year old,on his bike. (I call Bogus on
this! Kerry is a reknowned liar). All Democrats are.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:15 PM (Ag5D2)

Of course he did. I remember watching about it on the news in 1928.

Posted by: Clueless Joe Biden at February 26, 2013 12:16 PM (+iA5G)

159 152 snuck over the border into East Germany as a 12 year old,on his bike

Like Hillary, I'm sure he was dodging Serious You Guys sniper fire the whole torrid ride.

Posted by: akula51 at February 26, 2013 12:16 PM (YesJa)

160 @155 I live in Mexifornia that is Biblical...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 26, 2013 12:18 PM (Snhap)

161 she looks like the plain doctor on the last season of House

Posted by: separate at February 26, 2013 12:18 PM (yrKiI)

162 >"And that pulse, it gets into your tubular organs"


Tubular Organs new band name I call it

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 12:19 PM (8sCoq)

163 why is it everytime we are in a crisis , They facillitate . The Obama's are yucking it up with hollywood,Oscars, partaaaying with Beyonce/JZ , flying to Spain, or golfing?

seems sincere. seems empathetic, seem like the 'People who care about people Like me!'

uh hmm.


Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 12:20 PM (nqBYe)

164 runningrn, what did she say to that?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 26, 2013 12:20 PM (6zgse)

165 From the newspaper of record:

Paid Notice: Deaths
SHUCHMAN, AMOS
Published: February 2, 2013

SHUCHMAN--Amos, of New York, on February 1, 2013. Beloved and caring husband of Alice Shuchman for 51 years, father of Daniel (Lori Lesser) and Nina (Brian Roth), grandfather of Jacob, Sarah, Aaron and Ariela. Born in Tel Aviv in 1928, fought bravely in the Haganah. Loved his family, his birth and adopted countries, finance, skiing, opera, ballet and biking in Central Park. Loved everything about NYC, except the New York Times. Services at Beth El Cemetery (Or Zarua section), Paramus, NJ, Sunday at 11am. Memorial contributions to a charity of your choice. His fearless heart still beats within all of us. Shalom, Saba.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 26, 2013 12:21 PM (Hx5uv)

166 OK, I guess it's just me. I like MM, but I don't find the video entertaining at all. Yes, Michelle, I get it - Dems grab your wallet, excuse Menendez, point the finger of blame, TFG golfs a lot - and. . . . .?

Plus, couldn't she find some music more entertaining than the preprogrammed thump-thump "funk" setting on her Casio keyboard?

In the words of those great philosophers Bob and Doug McKenzie, "It was funny at first, but now it just bugs me."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 26, 2013 12:21 PM (zF6Iw)

167 Kerry's story that he snuck over the border into East Germany as a 12 year old,on his bike.

Did Kerry actually claim that, or is Rush riffing on Kerry's famous holiday in Cambodia?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2013 12:21 PM (B/VB5)

168
Michelle Obama was interviewed by Robin Roberts. This made me want to scream outloud:


Michelle Obama also used the interview to promote her Let's Move! campaign, noting that the country is seeing 'rates of obesity coming down like never before'.


Uh, yeah, rates of obesity are coming down like never before because people cannot afford to buy groceries under your husband's reign of terror, bitch! Not to mention the kids in school that aren't eating school lunches because the Moochelle approved menus are disgusting. Unbelievable.

I heartily approve any effort to reveal this woman for the shallow, fraudulent, bigassed attention whore that this woman is.

Posted by: Bobo The Dancing Bear at February 26, 2013 12:22 PM (Ag5D2)

169 Hawt

Posted by: SpongeBob SquareSaget at February 26, 2013 12:22 PM (epxV4)

170 she needs attention, Mary Poppins. she wants all the boys to talk about how cute she is. it's important to her.

Posted by: separate at February 26, 2013 12:22 PM (yrKiI)

171
Did Kerry actually claim that, or is Rush riffing on Kerry's famous holiday in Cambodia?


Kerry gave a speech today in Berlin,relating this story to abunch of German students.

Posted by: Bobo The Dancing Bear at February 26, 2013 12:23 PM (Ag5D2)

172
Oops, left my furry sock on!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:23 PM (Ag5D2)

173
Did Kerry actually claim that, or is Rush riffing on Kerry's famous holiday in Cambodia?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2013 12:21 PM (B/VB5)


Bullshit claims don't matter to them, we need some good ole fashion slander to level the playing field.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:24 PM (l86i3)

174 Bullshit claims don't matter to them, we need some good ole fashion slander to level the playing field.

I don't disagree, it's just that liberals' actual words frequently outpace any ability to mock them.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2013 12:25 PM (B/VB5)

175 "Michelle Obama also used the interview to promote her Let's Move!
campaign, noting that the country is seeing 'rates of obesity coming
down like never before'."

Remind me again, did she ever provide statistics to support her claim of widespread childhood obesity rates? Never seen anything that supported the supposed "problem" that Let's Move "fixes".

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2013 12:25 PM (is6Me)

176
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain of the USS MFM speaking. We
are cranking the engines to Liberal Fauxrage Speed and will be reaching
the star system How Dare She momentarily.



Please make sure your seatback is in the fainting position and clutch your pearls tightly. Thank you.

---

Heh. 'Rons and 'ettes can always bring on teh cleverz.

Of course, the above doesn't apply to celebutards who call black photogs, "coon." No outragey outrage. Move along.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2013 12:25 PM (ATdet)

177
I don't disagree, it's just that liberals' actual words frequently outpace any ability to mock them.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2013 12:25 PM (B/VB5)

Good point.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:26 PM (l86i3)

178 Perhaps the best thing Michelle and Obama could have done in americ is try out for acting positions.

wouldn't have caused so much economic hell and might have found their true desire and their party friends (hollywood stars)to enjoy legitimately

Posted by: willow-ette at February 26, 2013 12:26 PM (nqBYe)

179
In the words of those great philosophers Bob and Doug McKenzie, "It was funny at first, but now it just bugs me."


I hope that's the subliminal message people have about Moochelle. Yeah, she was cool and hip and fun at first (if you are one of those LIV's), but now that she is so over-exposed, you realize she was really nothing special, just a boring, vapid attention whore who really has absolutely no accomplishments as First Lady. Even moreso, she is an absolute embarassment who has not respected the dignity of being First Lady. She is a cheap, uncool joke.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:26 PM (Ag5D2)

180 just a boring, vapid attention whore who really has absolutely no accomplishments as First Lady.

^^^^^^^
THIS

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:27 PM (l86i3)

181 167 Did Kerry actually claim that, or is Rush riffing on Kerry's famous holiday in Cambodia?

----------

Gateway Pundit has a link to The Dail Mail quoting it. They also have a video, but I've not watched it, seeing as how I'm at work and all.

Posted by: Attack Citizen Anachronda at February 26, 2013 12:28 PM (NmR1a)

182
Remind me again, did she ever provide statistics to support her claim of widespread childhood obesity rates? Never seen anything that supported the supposed "problem" that Let's Move "fixes".



The beauty of being a Democrat is that facts and numbers never matter. The "Party of Science" is anything but. They can say whatever they want with absolutely no empiricaldata to back up their claims and get away with it.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:28 PM (Ag5D2)

183 Seriously though, "hathos?" WTF? ...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 26, 2013 11:45 AM (4df7R)


Clearly he meant Hat-Hos, with Hat standing for Hate, and Ho being self-explanatory. War on Women!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 26, 2013 12:29 PM (NmR1a)

184 Oh, there is an Obesity problem. But it's not a food problem, it's a parenting problem

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:29 PM (l86i3)

185 162 Tubular Organs new band name I call it

-----------

My lawyer will be in touch.

Posted by: Zamfir and his tubular bells at February 26, 2013 12:30 PM (NmR1a)

186 BuzzFeedJack disapproved, saying he "never cringed harder at someone trying to be a funny".

I Tweeted him: I've never cringed harder at someone trying to be a journalist ==> @BuzzFeedJack #PalaceGuardMedia @michellemalkin

He replied: @BuzzFeedJack: @ChampionCapua #ImNotAJournalist

I asked: What purpose do you serve then? Satire critic?

He responds: I write jokes. That video was full of a lot of unfunny jokes.

I answer: Lucky to find work in your expertise then.

Crickets.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at February 26, 2013 12:31 PM (q00GQ)

187 And OSP strikes again. NFL teams are worried about Teo being Teh Ghey.

I said months ago, he is Teh Ghey. It's the only thing that explains his actions. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:31 PM (l86i3)

188 156 @ 149 have you checked the the 1st L's Fart Box lately? Take a dose of your own menu Mrs. O's
Posted by: Clemenza at February 26, 2013 12:16 PM (Snhap)

I'm interested but You'll have to explain it what "1st L" means and where to find it. I'm unfamiliar with it.

Bobo, My sincere apologies to all the adorable dancing bears.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 12:32 PM (g5wi5)

189
Ha! Once in a while, the blind squirrel finds a nut. Even Donny Douche gets it. In an interview with Piers Morgan:
Piers Morgan and Donny Deutsch discuss Michelle Obama's Oscar appearance...

PIERS MORGAN: Should she have been there at all?

DONNY DEUTSCH: In my opinion, absolutely not. As far as I'm concerned, she was an uninvited guest. Now what I mean by that is, you have to give the consumer, the viewer, the ultimate respect. They have tuned in to watch movie stars, to watch movies. And all of a sudden, politics is thrown at them

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2013 12:34 PM (Ag5D2)

190
Bobo, My sincere apologies to all the adorable dancing bears

Apologies accepted.Unlike FLATUS, I am adorable, cute and cuddly.I do not have a mean face, I can walk in heels and I do not have a severe, jutting underbite.

Posted by: Bobo The Dancing Bear at February 26, 2013 12:39 PM (Ag5D2)

191
gheythos

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2013 12:41 PM (t62l5)

192 Sullivan clockin' in with the fancy insults!

Posted by: Foaming Caesarist Pizza at February 26, 2013 12:46 PM (60GaT)

193 She's been accused of being a self-loathing Filipina before, so there's that.

I recall her being accused of being a self-loathing Black! Ethnicity how do it work?

Posted by: Paladin at February 26, 2013 12:48 PM (bxc5w)

194 Our Michelle is way better than their Michelle...Just say'n.

Posted by: walknot at February 26, 2013 01:12 PM (vo2je)

195 I love this. It is cheesy and stupid. Just the sort of thing our liberal betters are tellingus conservatives we need to do MORE of to connect with average Gen-Y voters, amirite?

Posted by: rockmom at February 26, 2013 01:21 PM (qE3AR)

196 Yup, cheesy, stupid and funny.

And I really don't care if Sullivan has his thong in a knot. Dig it out and get over it.

Posted by: tired at February 26, 2013 01:51 PM (adOUE)

197 Posted by: Bobo The Dancing Bear at February 26, 2013 12:39 PM (Ag5D2)

No comparison on the adorable scale- but can you tap dance in high heels?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 26, 2013 02:13 PM (g5wi5)

198 She needs to follow it up with Gagnam Taxes.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 26, 2013 02:39 PM (7h5MH)

199 Plus, couldn't she find some music more entertaining than the preprogrammed thump-thump "funk" setting on her Casio keyboard xxxx


As far as I know from the modern music scene, I believe this is the 2010's "dance music". My son does digital production at college, and he posts stuff that sound like this on music forums quite often. Might be called dub-step.

Posted by: IntheBellyoftheBeast at February 26, 2013 04:22 PM (A5iH4)






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