Overnight Open Thread (2-25-2013)

Are Americans Too Weird for Science?

A lot of psychology studies have been based on Americans (and other Westerners) over the years. But recent studies involving games and even optical illusions suggest that some cognition may be cultural and not universal. And that Americans are exceptional in their ways of thinking even among Westerners.

Without measuring which of these corners is longer?

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If you said the first one, you're probably an American and almost certainly from a Western country. If you said they're the same size, you just might be a redneck San tribesman from the Kalahari. Or an American who has seen this trick before. Although the possibility of a Bushman in an American suit can't be ruled out.

So given this much of a difference from a single image how much about human psychology do we really know?

It is not just our Western habits and cultural preferences that are different from the rest of the world, it appears. The very way we think about ourselves and others-and even the way we perceive reality-makes us distinct from other humans on the planet, not to mention from the vast majority of our ancestors. Among Westerners, the data showed that Americans were often the most unusual, leading the researchers to conclude that "American participants are exceptional even within the unusual population of Westerners-outliers among outliers."

Yep we're not quite like most of the world - we're special, we're outliers, we're the Group W of countries. And yet people risk their lives daily to sneak into our asylum.

CSF914

Get Ready for Our Future

Just substitute America for Italy and take the extra vowel off the end of the names.

Italians born in 1970, who are about 43 now, will pay 50% more in taxes as a percentage of their lifetime income than those born in 1952, according to research from the Bank of Italy and the University of Verona. The research also found they will receive half the pension benefits that Italy's 60-somethings are getting or are poised to get.

AR-15: More Than a Gun - It's a Gadget

A pretty fair article from Wired on why the AR-15 has become so popular among American shooters in recent years.

Preppers, militia types, and SEAL Team 6 wannabes are certainly represented in the AR-15's customer base. But fringe groups don't adequately explain the roughly 5 million "black rifles" (as fans of the gun tend to call it) that are now in the hands of the public. No, the real secret to the AR-15's incredible success is that this rifle is the "personal computer" of the gun world.

In the past two decades, the AR-15 has evolved into an open, modular gun platform that's infinitely hackable and accessorizable. With only a few simple tools and no gunsmithing expertise, an AR-15 can be heavily modified, or even assembled from scratch, from widely available parts to suit the fancy and fantasy of each individual user. In this respect, the AR-15 is the world's first "maker" gun, and this is why its appeal extends well beyond the military enthusiasts that many anti-gun types presume make up its core demographic.

...Users can change calibers by swapping out barrels, bolts, and magazines; they can add and remove accessories like Trijicon optics, Surefire flashlights, or Crimson Trace laser sights; they can swap out the rail system on the gun's fore-end to accommodate more or fewer accessories; they can change grip styles and stock sizes to tailor the gun to fit their own body; they can even theme the gun with special paints and decals (zombie apocalypse themes are popular, but I've also seen Hello Kitty).

And don't forget that the 'black rifle' has long been the red-headed mixed-race step-child of the shooting world:

Even cowboy and conservative icon Ronald Reagan had no love for the black rifle, and didn't think it belonged in civilian hands. And when the AR-15 was targeted in the first assault weapons ban in 1994, the NRA actually lent its grudging support to the measure. (Though only after the insertion of a "sunset clause" allowing the ban to expire years later.)

...As recently as 2004, when the NSSF still had the policy of disallowing AR-15 makers to display any "tactical" imagery on the floor of SHOT, the gun industry's main annual trade show, the AR-15 could be shown off only as a hunting rifle.

Modified_AR-15

Power Tools For the Amish

Well the Amish want power tools too so manufacturers have come out with custom models that they can use:

The Amish have traditionally been farmers, but land has become prohibitively expensive to purchase, so many are turning to woodworking to earn a living. Since their homes are not wired with electricity, their table saws, drills and sanders are retrofitted with gas engines and compressed air tanks.

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Court Rules Arizona Can Prosecute Sober People for Driving Under the Influence

If AZ police can detect marijuana metabolites in your blood even from weeks before, you just got yourself a DUI:

An appeals court has issued a ruling that upholds the right of authorities to prosecute pot smokers in Arizona for driving under the influence even when there is no evidence that they are actually high.
.The ruling overturns a decision by a lower court judge who said it didn't make sense to prosecute a person with no evidence they're under the influence.
.The case stems from a 2010 traffic stop in Maricopa County. The motorist's blood test revealed only a chemical compound that is found in the blood after another compound produced from ingesting marijuana breaks down.
According to testimony by a prosecution criminalist, the compound found in the man's blood doesn't impair the ability to drive but can remain detectable for four weeks.
.However, the Court of Appeals sided with prosecutors who appealed, saying that allowing the testing for marijuana's active compound would unduly restrict law enforcement.

7 Obscure, Remote and Super-Geeky Military Bases

Out in the barrens of the Aleutian island of Shemya, 1,200 miles west of Anchorage and 200 miles east of Russia sits an airfield that's so obscure not even the Air Force bothers to keep up a permanent presence of their own personnel, instead paying for a small team of contractors to keep the place from literally falling apart in the harsh Arctic climate. But since 1977, the base has also been home to the massive Cobra Dane ballistic missile radar, a phased array early warning system designed to spot Soviet missile launches over the North Pole, and track launch tests in eastern Russia.

...But Cobra Dane is pointing the wrong way - toward the west and toward the Kamchatka Peninsula, not toward the south where the U.S. carries out its tests at Kwajalein.

On the other hand, that puts Cobra Dane at Eareckson in a position to monitor North Korean rocket launches, even though the radar is outdated compared to more advanced SBX radars mounted on floating platforms. The Pentagon doesn't have plans to scrap the radar, either. On the contrary, it's paying Raytheon $65 million for maintenance and engineering work on the radar through 2015.

eareckson

Sweden: 'Infidelity Checks' Not Rape

Or rape-rape as long you don't break the vjay plane apparently. Or maybe not. Those scandis sure have a lot of rules about stuff.

A Swedish court has ruled that a 28-year-old man who ripped off his girlfriend's trousers and underwear to perform an "infidelity check" is not guilty of rape or any other sex crimes.

The man had previously been convicted of rape by a lower court after he tore off his girlfriend's clothes and forced his fingers into her genitals on suspicion that she had been unfaithful, legal trade publication Dagens Juridik reported.

Theme of the Evening: Muse, Classical Style

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

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Comments

1 18!

Posted by: whatmeworry? at February 25, 2013 10:19 PM (Q3WfW)

2 oops...

Posted by: whatmeworry? at February 25, 2013 10:20 PM (Q3WfW)

3 Is NDH banned? And why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:20 PM (UOM48)

4 I scanned it . Nowhere near first .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 25, 2013 10:21 PM (TQOZk)

5 Lena Dunham blinded me with science.

Posted by: ALH at February 25, 2013 10:21 PM (eqV3Q)

6 Yes.

American Exceptionalism...and fuck the rest of the world.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:21 PM (GsoHv)

7 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:20 PM (UOM4

Of course not!

Chicks and gossip...they can't resist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:22 PM (GsoHv)

8 Second-hand marijuana smoke is good for you, right?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 25, 2013 10:23 PM (BVkEs)

9 Betcha $20 the Infidelity Check man isn't really Swedish.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 25, 2013 10:24 PM (T0NGe)

10 did someone say "American Exceptionalism"?

I'm in.

g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2013 10:24 PM (JMmQ9)

11 CBD, I've been away all weekend. Seems ace is a tad touchy lately. NDH has been a cob-blogger. Just read below where he told her to go to Tepid Air.

WTF?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:24 PM (UOM48)

12 America...Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Daybrother at February 25, 2013 10:24 PM (+paCV)

13 Atomic America

Despite the call for practical “green”/carbon free energy sources to fill our growing energy needs, most of the emphasis has been on unreliable wind energy or highly costly and inefficient use solar panels. While the hydrocarbon boom brought on by fracking may very well lead us to an energy independent future with cheap affordable energy, it is not the only option available that the we have towards this goal.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=1398

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2013 10:25 PM (Vk2pI)

14 You there NDH?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 25, 2013 10:25 PM (BVkEs)

15 America is my Home Sweet Home. Simply the best!

Posted by: ALH at February 25, 2013 10:25 PM (eqV3Q)

16 Among Westerners, the data showed that Americans were often the most
unusual, leading the researchers to conclude that "American participants
are exceptional even within the unusual population of
Westerners-outliers among outliers.


This can't be true, since we've recently been presented with sciencytific results proclaiming grunting cavemen as the apex of human intelligence.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 10:25 PM (UqYJp)

17 Ich hab nichts

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 10:26 PM (8sCoq)

18 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:24 PM (UOM4

Young lady....

First of all, the gossip fee has not changed. Tasteful topless photos for the ONT.

Second....Ace isn't the only one who is touchy (although I haven't noticed his touchiness).

Third....How's the food in Savannah, because Charleston kicked ass.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)

19 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 10:27 PM (kaalw)

20 This can't be true, since we've recently been presented with sciencytific results proclaiming grunting cavemen as the apex of human intelligence.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 10:25 PM (UqYJp)


Posted by: GEICO Caveman at February 25, 2013 10:27 PM (vS6fu)

21 anyway

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 10:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

22 Some Amish use horses to pull an engine powered mower or baler around. I don't get it. Why not just use a tractor with a PTO?

Posted by: Ronster at February 25, 2013 10:27 PM (dBayF)

23 Posted by: ALH at February 25, 2013 10:21 PM (eqV3Q)

Or her body...and not in a good way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:28 PM (GsoHv)

24 Ich hab nichts

***

A super fine comb and some DDT or Chlordane will take care of that

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:28 PM (MhA4j)

25 What kind of question is: "Which of these corners is larger?"

WTF does that mean? Width? Height? Overall area? Is a 90 degree corner in one country bigger than a 90 degree corner in another? So many damn questions about that vague question, I can't form a decent opinion about Americans or Romanians or New Zealanders and goddam big or small corners.

Posted by: El Cid at February 25, 2013 10:28 PM (IvvrO)

26 A Swedish court has ruled that a 28-year-old man who ripped off his
girlfriend's trousers and underwear to perform an "infidelity check" is
not guilty of rape or any other sex crimes.
___
Guilty as sin, free as a bird.

Posted by: Julian Assange at February 25, 2013 10:29 PM (zPVBH)

27 Dagens Jury-Dick?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 25, 2013 10:29 PM (ORGYc)

28 22 Some Amish use horses to pull an engine powered mower or baler around. I don't get it. Why not just use a tractor with a PTO?
Posted by: Ronster at February 25, 2013 10:27 PM (dBayF)


That saw in the picture doesn't look "plain" to me.

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:29 PM (vS6fu)

29 WTF?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:24 PM (UOM4

In his inimitable way. Not even close to a banning. Not in the same galaxy. Mostly snark.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:29 PM (GsoHv)

30 CBD, the food in Savannah also kicks ass.

As for touchy, I spent the better part of the afternoon defending Jen Rubin on WaPo. I post there under this nic. My brain hurts from trying to school idiot lame-assed libs.

Back to food, if you ever want to know where to eat in Slovannah that the tourists in fanny packs don't flock to, let me know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:29 PM (UOM48)

31 17 Ich hab nichts

Ihr Geist ist mir

Posted by: Inkubus at February 25, 2013 10:29 PM (EV9p4)

32 25
What kind of question is: "Which of these corners is larger?"


Posted by: El Cid at February 25, 2013 10:28 PM (IvvrO)

Is corners some kind of code for elbows?

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 25, 2013 10:30 PM (FIDMq)

33 Lena Dunham blinded me with [strike]science[/strike] meh.

FTFY

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2013 10:30 PM (zPVBH)

34 doh

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2013 10:30 PM (zPVBH)

35 11 jane D'oh,

Who knows....Ms Garrett is busy inventing poutrage....NDH was not banned but told perhaps Tepid is greener pastures...


hope you're well...I was gonna post an analysis of federalist 6, Anti-Federalist 1 the range of the arguments on the founding, the moral case for dissolution in the face of codified voter fraud in a Republic and all.

Instead decided to dust off the PS2 and teach lad strategic thinking.

I am not "funny."

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:30 PM (LRFds)

36 "Grunting cavemen": http://tinyurl.com/b7sbszk

Probably not the pinnacle of homo sapiens', er, sapience but they were certainly finely-tuned for their niche, that being Pleistocene Eurasia.

If they were around today, they'd make good fishermen and maybe even engineers.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 25, 2013 10:30 PM (QTHTd)

37 Ich hab nichts
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 10:26 PM


You've got crabs? Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2013 10:30 PM (JMmQ9)

38 Although now I am imagining a punchcard-programmed, waterwheel-powered CNC machine...

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:31 PM (vS6fu)

39 EXCELSIOR!

Posted by: Al Gore at February 25, 2013 10:31 PM (TDsQt)

40 Power Tools For the Amish

Well, you can't imagine that Kelly McGillis was going to be satisfied with Harrison Ford's unresponsive member.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 10:31 PM (UqYJp)

41 The man had previously been convicted of rape by a lower court after he
tore off his girlfriend's clothes and forced his fingers into her
genitals on suspicion that she had been unfaithful, legal trade
publication Dagens Juridik reported.
***
Was it South Africa where they invented a sharp thing to stick down there to stop a potential rapist?

Swedish women might want to get some of those.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2013 10:31 PM (zPVBH)

42 anyway

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 10:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

Fucking New Yorkers....always stinking up the joint.

When was the last time you saw a crack head? I can't remember....maybe early 1990s? And tranny hookers?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:31 PM (GsoHv)

43 29 CBD,

yup vintage Ace....more like "why don't you go check the corn in that field over there..."

not a harsh banning at all

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:31 PM (LRFds)

44 strike is done with a single S inside the bracketslike this [ s ]

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:31 PM (MhA4j)

45 Husband and I watched "Zero Dark Thirty" tonight. No wonder the Academy hated it. Teh Won wasn't given credit for the kill.

I still want to see the kill shot of bin Laden. We're due.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:32 PM (UOM48)

46 33 Lena Dunham blinded me with [strike]science[/strike] meh.

FTFY
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2013 10:30 PM (zPVBH)

Yeah.

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:32 PM (vS6fu)

47 Among Westerners, the data showed that Americans were often the most
unusual, leading the researchers to conclude that "American participants
are exceptional even within the unusual population of
Westerners-outliers among outliers."



But Liberals always say Americans are stupid, they sure can't be wrong, can they?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 10:32 PM (Zd/NW)

48 If they were around today, they'd make good fishermen and maybe even engineers.
***
I'd guess given a few years they'd be ruling some part of Europe.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2013 10:32 PM (zPVBH)

49 This is classic "Everything You Know is Wrong" science. It's silly and it needs to stop.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 25, 2013 10:32 PM (q177U)

50 Ace was Ace. He pulled the same dick move that he pulls on everybody if you post here long enough.

*shrugs*


Is what it is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:32 PM (GEICT)

51 they'd make good fishermen

Tonight on Discovery .... Deadliest Neanderthal!

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 10:33 PM (UqYJp)

52
Although now I am imagining a punchcard-programmed, waterwheel-powered CNC machine...


Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:31 PM

You should see the stack of cards for a deep hole G83 command

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:33 PM (MhA4j)

53 I think Ace needs another long-overdue flame war with his regulars. Gawd knows he gave me his best in one of the last ones.

Fucker.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (UOM48)

54 The "Swedish man"'s name is Rachid Zoghlami, according to a website called globalpost.

I can't tell if that's Swedish or not.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (T0NGe)

55 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:29 PM (UOM4

I will.

I am suddenly enamored of the South. If I wasn't desperately in love with my wife, I would have asked for the hand in marriage of every waitress who served us last week.

What is in the water in Charleston?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (GsoHv)

56 When was the last time you saw a crack head? I can't remember....maybe early 1990s? And tranny hookers?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10

CBD!

Seriously, I really am not able to say when the last time I saw either in nyc, however, I was not trying to procure any services from them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

57 Teh Won wasn't given credit for the kill.
___
HE KILLED BIN LADEN WITH A SHOTGUN.

BUY A SHOTGUN.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (zPVBH)

58
You can beat a rape check with some dessicant and a pinch of parm.
Or so I've heard...

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (Y3mOr)

59
Is NDH banned? And why?

Wait, what????

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (MRw0g)

60 You know, some of those military bases look kinda nicccccce.

Posted by: Cobra Commander at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (Vk2pI)

61
I defy you to find (even with our current problems) a more exceptional country.

This country is, and has been, unequalled in the planet's history.

Thus it is incumbent on US to work as hard as possible to ensure America remains the standard of the world.

Not an easy task, but this candle is surely worth the game.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (SAMxH)

62 You should see the stack of cards for a deep hole G83 command
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:33 PM (MhA4j)


Is that nicknamed a "Kardashian" by any chance?

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (vS6fu)

63 Bill Murray in 'Stripes' on why Americans are Americans
http://youtu.be/D8Q1fDf0GeY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (2HjDP)

64 CAVEMAN WARS

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (Y3mOr)

65 And tranny hookers?
___
Wait, some male hookers dress up as women? Why?

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (zPVBH)

66 America is exceptional because it is exceptional, not because it is mediocre. :-P


Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (kYKEk)

67 I am apparently not a westerner.

Since I picked that the corners were the same. But at work I would have used snagit to copy the image and then used software to make a decision. Much like I use an X-ray fluorescence Positive Material Identifier instead of my tongue to pick if the metal in my hand is 316 SST or 304SST.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (qo244)

68 59
Is NDH banned? And why?

Wait, what????
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (MRw0g)

Read. The. Comments. Search for CBD.

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (vS6fu)

69 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

Hah!

I am second to none in my criticize-NYC-skills, but when people start making up shit, I get irritated.

Although you smacked him around quite well.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:36 PM (GsoHv)

70 I think Ace needs another long-overdue flame war with his regulars. Gawd knows he gave me his best in one of the last ones.
Fucker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM

****

So, you're a Long Bow enthusiast?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:36 PM (MhA4j)

71 Does this Country make me look fat?

Posted by: America at February 25, 2013 10:36 PM (+paCV)

72 Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (vS6fu)

What did I do?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:36 PM (GsoHv)

73 Peaches!

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 10:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

74 Heh. Lived in Dugway when I was in 3rd and 4th grade; dad was a CID guy sent there to investigate a murder.

I used to go for long walks in the desert.

This was, of course, before I had any clue what they did in that desert.

Once, I found and brought home a blood-spattered box of empty test tubes. Got buzzed by a helicopter on the way home. Dad used the test tubes to store small screws and things.

Good times.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (1c58W)

75 You know, some of those military bases look kinda nicccccce.
___
Dude, you can't conquer the world with a lisp. Now, that Destro guy he's pretty cool. He wouldn't happen to have any sharks...with lasers on their head would he?

Posted by: Dr Evil at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (zPVBH)

76 Wait, some male hookers dress up as women? Why?


Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (zPVBH)

They want to be more like your wife?

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (MRw0g)

77 ace doesn't like commenters to tell him what he can post and what he cannot and when he can post or not post. Anybody who has been around long enough knows that is a sore spot. If you poke, you do so at your own peril.

Posted by: Ronster at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (dBayF)

78 What is in the water in Charleston?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (GsoHv


I love Charleston. Have family there. Also love (sorta) Savannah. They're like sisters. Charleston is the classy one, Savannah is the one who plays classy, but will go down on you on the first date. Then denies it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (UOM48)

79 So, you're a Long Bow enthusiast?
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:36 PM (MhA4j)


Let the Banhammering commence!

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (vS6fu)

80 50 BC1981,

pretty much...God knows he ragdolled me a few times...

NDH will come home I hope.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)

81 Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM

Spot on, IG.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (JMmQ9)

82 Interesting. Of all the communist and ex-communist countries, Vietnam is closest to the United States on that chart.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

83 Seriously guys, Ace is the Criss Angel of truculent blog management.

Posted by: Al Gore at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (TDsQt)

84 NDH wasn't banned; she just had the whistle blown at her. Wasn't even shown the "yellow card" like Dagny.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 25, 2013 10:38 PM (QTHTd)

85 70
So, you're a Long Bow enthusiast?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:36 PM (MhA4j)



*cracks knuckles*


Crossbow

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:38 PM (GEICT)

86 weird/science, fuck you.
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Commie-fag-junkie Complex, Maet.?
I seem to recall you're from MN, so that would suggest, "Yes, mea culpa."
Did you ever have any science classes at the Commie Club? Did they teach the inevitability of history? Right.
WTF?!? I don't come here to witness the misdirection of the gullible.
Science is only what it is.
Socialism is better than it is.
I am armed and dangerous.
Ungovernable. You ought to try it yourself sometime.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 25, 2013 10:38 PM (1V6Pv)

87 53 jane D'oh,

well it puts him through his paces for raiding rubio's trash and culls the weak from the herd...

sven<----weak

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:38 PM (LRFds)

88 Is that nicknamed a "Kardashian" by any chance?

****

We have Urinal Cake holders with her smiling face on them.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:38 PM (MhA4j)

89 If you poke, you do so at your own peril.
Posted by: Ronster at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (dBayF)

Sometimes you eat the Ewok, sometimes the Ewok eats you.

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:38 PM (vS6fu)

90 Read. The. Comments. Search for CBD.

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM (vS6fu)

well, yeah, I did see that, but still, wtf??? she's had the keys to the blog, fachrissakes. this is not good . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:38 PM (MRw0g)

91 Charleston is the classy one, Savannah is the one who plays classy, but will go down on you on the first date.

/reconsiders itinerary

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 10:39 PM (UqYJp)

92 If you poke, you do so at your own peril.
___
Now you tell me.

Posted by: Sen Menendez at February 25, 2013 10:39 PM (zPVBH)

93 I am second to none in my criticize-NYC-skills, but when people start making up shit, I get irritated.

Although you smacked him around quite well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013

Thanks, that is high praise coming from you.
Heck I live here, for now, and despise a lot of what goes on here but seriously, the truth is bad enough that you do not need to make stuff up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 10:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

94 64 garrett,

yup...

of course I'd actually watch that meme....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:39 PM (LRFds)

95 If you poke, you do so at your own peril.

Posted by: Ronster at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (dBayF)

this is SO TRUE! it's his house you guys . . . i never get why sometimes people don't get that

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:40 PM (MRw0g)

96 Can anyone link to the issue with NDH? You think I have time to go looking through comments? I have socks to uh, sock.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2013 10:40 PM (zPVBH)

97 Though if I look at the corners lengths closely and and decide magnification is differnt #2 is longer since the lines go 4 slats and 3/4 across the door and #1 goes 3 slats and only halfway across the door.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 10:40 PM (qo244)

98 59 Peaches,

no...good to see you peaches.

NDH got a Logray growl....

sounded a little like "mon chew ka" or something....

you gotta listen quick

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:40 PM (LRFds)

99 50 Ace was Ace. He pulled the same dick move that he pulls on everybody if you post here long enough.
*shrugs*
Is what it is.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:32 PM (GEICT)


Um bitching about what Ace chooses to write about on his own damn blog has got to be one of the most futile and wasted actions I could ever imagine.

If you aren't interested in a post, just press Page Dn. Or the Hot Air button. There'll be a new one in 30 minutes or so. Sooner if you're a Platinum member.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 10:41 PM (z4XMh)

100 Actually I found it interesting that NZ, who would not let me visit once because we were mad they wouldn't let our nuclear warships visit and so took it out on tourists that were already in the fucking air, is so close to the USA on the chart.

Posted by: Daybrother runs on at February 25, 2013 10:41 PM (+paCV)

101 Interesting. Of all the communist and ex-communist countries, Vietnam is closest to the United States on that chart.

I'm not all that surprised. Vietnamese are natural capitalists. Saigon was the big trade hub of the South China Sea from 1700 on. Also there's the whole Catholicism / Buddhist mix, which isn't so different from what I see around the American West.

I'm more surprised that the Philippines was further away.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 25, 2013 10:41 PM (QTHTd)

102 95 Peaches,

Yup...I've irritated him, he has called me out we jawed, I relented....

as long as you respect the boundary he sets it is all good and thus far invariably I've seen him be fair.

His rep, and future marketability etc etc

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:41 PM (LRFds)

103 Hi, sven!!! Hi, Y5!!! xoxo!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:42 PM (MRw0g)

104 95 this is SO TRUE! it's his house you guys . . . i never get why sometimes people don't get that
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:40 PM (MRw0g)



It is indeed his house and common courtesy says we respect his rules.


However, that same courtesy says that the host shouldn't be a dick to his guests.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT)

105 I think I held my own at WaPo today in defense of Jen Rubin DARING to criticize Mooch appearing on the Oscars. It's still stunning to me (and shouldn't be) the number of semi-literate, low-info, dumb-fucking-ass supporters of Obama.

Sad, and scary.

Oh, and the Jooooo hate was strong today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:43 PM (UOM48)

106 How come no one's commented on the y-axis of the diagram:

Secular- RATIONAL values vs. traditional values... yeah, I forgot, traditional values are irrational...

Posted by: JFH at February 25, 2013 10:43 PM (+YuLs)

107 Um bitching about what Ace chooses to write about on his own damn blog
has got to be one of the most futile and wasted actions I could ever
imagine.

If you aren't interested in a post, just press Page Dn.
Or the Hot Air button. There'll be a new one in 30 minutes or so. Sooner
if you're a Platinum member.

THANK YOU, MAET!!! Needed to be said. I never get this emo shit.

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:43 PM (MRw0g)

108 Which thread?

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 25, 2013 10:43 PM (UsR5V)

109 Crossbow

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:38 PM (GEICT)

Fag.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:43 PM (GsoHv)

110 99 maet,

Maet stop making sense...why it is almost like demanding that a poster who is an idiot who writes cryptically and is known for at his worst making 2800-32000 posts per week of frothing inane cryptic two liners who tries to reduce down to 700 posts or less of decent ones or at least better ones also "add funny"....

on a lighter note man did you see the market go slam dancing in real time?

I was out.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:44 PM (LRFds)

111
Am I an American, I don't give a shit about which corner is bigger ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 25, 2013 10:44 PM (/7Xis)

112 A$$boh?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 10:44 PM (2HjDP)

113 You know, some of those military bases look kinda nicccccce.
___
Dude, you can't conquer the world with a lisp. Now, that Destro guy he's pretty cool. He wouldn't happen to have any sharks...with lasers on their head would he?

Posted by: Dr Evil at February 25, 2013 10:37 PM (zPVBH)


*Throws hand up and shakes head*

Men!

Posted by: Baroness at February 25, 2013 10:44 PM (Vk2pI)

114
I need more details as to what happened to NDH. Something along the lines of which thread and the post number. You know, a MAP.
I used to be a blond before my hair turned gray. And speaking of gray, Jane Fonda, the ignorant slut, is 72. That means she can earn as much as she wants and her Social Security won't take a hit. If somebody has her address, I will mail her a card.

Posted by: ALH at February 25, 2013 10:44 PM (eqV3Q)

115 You wanna know which corner is longer?Get a fucking tape and measure them.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 10:44 PM (fmdNX)

116 Anyone got any Thorazine on hand? Scrolling up thread I can see we're going to need it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:45 PM (9a6s7)

117 104 BC1981,

I must have missed the escalation i was setting up some things....

was Ace a buzzsaw out the gate this time?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:45 PM (LRFds)

118 What is in the water in Charleston?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:34 PM (GsoHv)

The blood of a lot of dead patriots.
That and bourbon.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 10:45 PM (wR+pz)

119 Much like I use an X-ray fluorescence Positive Material Identifier instead of my tongue to pick if the metal in my hand is 316 SST or 304SST.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 10:35 PM


I used to do the same thing with plastics...lemme chew on it a bit and I'll tell you what it is...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2013 10:45 PM (JMmQ9)

120 After watching Zero Dark Thirty tonight, I said to my husband, "Nice to know the SEALs will be on our side when Obama's Civilian Defense Force goes up against us."

My low info husband said, "What???"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (UOM48)

121 99
Um bitching about what Ace chooses to write about on his own damn blog has got to be one of the most futile and wasted actions I could ever imagine.

If you aren't interested in a post, just press Page Dn. Or the Hot Air button. There'll be a new one in 30 minutes or so. Sooner if you're a Platinum member.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 10:41 PM (z4XMh)



It was about as benign as you can get. "this? Still?"


And EVERYONE bitches about the blog. The formatting, the posting schedule, that Drew is a dick, that Ace is a NE RINO....if theyre not bitching, they're not here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (GEICT)

122 which corner is bigger ?

****

The one built with Union Labor. The bill was bigger

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (MhA4j)

123 109 CBD,

*punk flag*....Crossbows while not manly are in fact not gay....

style book ruling says 'emo"

5 yards repeat first volley

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (LRFds)

124 Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 10:41 PM (z4XMh)

Listen to this man.

I got a small taste of how tolerant Ace is.

I have no fucking idea why he doesn't hunt down half of us and eviscerate us for the shit we pull in his living room.

Shit...some of us crap on his pillows, and he lets us come over again the next night.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (GsoHv)

125 Amish/Mennonites don't have a central authority (like the Pope). Each group makes its own decisions on the rules. There's a whole spectrum ranging all the way up to some of the Mennonites that will drive cars, but paint the bumpers and any other chrome black.

A fair number of Amish have decided that powered devices are okay for work, but not for pleasure. Skilsaw -> okay. TV->not.

Posted by: SCOAMF Search Committee at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (Ale7o)

126 Hi Peaches. Haven't been around at the same time as you. Good to mingle again.

Posted by: Ronster at February 25, 2013 10:47 PM (dBayF)

127 121 BC1981,

Heh.....quite true...

Drew is my favorite of the RiNOs from NEwtopia

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:47 PM (LRFds)

128 However, that same courtesy says that the host shouldn't be a dick to his guests.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT)

And, yet, in my house, you live by my rules or I will smite you. And, just for the record, I think dagny totally overreacted and I never respected that. There, I said it, after all these months. Flame away, fappers.

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:47 PM (MRw0g)

129 why it is almost like demanding that a poster who is an idiot who writes
cryptically and is known for at his worst making 2800-32000 posts per
week of frothing inane cryptic two liners who tries to reduce down to
700 posts or less of decent ones or at least better ones also "add
funny"....


OK, that made me laugh.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 10:47 PM (48c7x)

130 109
Fag.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:43 PM (GsoHv)




THAT OFFENDS ME!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:47 PM (GEICT)

131 Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (LRFds)

Spare me. Crossbows can be cocked BY SOMEONE ELSE!

That makes crossbows faggy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:48 PM (GsoHv)

132 The blood of a lot of dead patriots.
That and bourbon.


Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 10:45 PM (wR+pz


Not many people realize that one of the most violent battles in the Revolution was the Battle of Savannah. The park has been re-built and is impressive.


And Savannah loves its booze, and allows "travelers" on the streets (booze in plastic cups).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:48 PM (UOM48)

133 CBD,

ah crap...in 123 it was meant to be *pink flag*


frickin' typos

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:48 PM (LRFds)

134 For fux sake. People complaining about the subject of a post they found boring

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:48 PM (MhA4j)

135 Husband and I watched "Zero Dark Thirty" tonight. No wonder the Academy hated it. Teh Won wasn't given credit for the kill.

I still want to see the kill shot of bin Laden. We're due.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


It made the Obama crew look like a bunch of idiots (Panetta - yeesh) and pussies who wanted to know the exact final outcome before giving the go-ahead for the mission. There also a very subtle head wag of disgust when Obama on the tv said Americans don't torture. Pretty damning movie for Obama to come out of Hollywood.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 25, 2013 10:48 PM (R18D0)

136 A fair number of Amish have decided that powered devices are okay for work, but not for pleasure. Skilsaw -> okay. TV->not.

Posted by: SCOAMF Search Committee at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (Ale7o)


That explains a lot...

Posted by: Amish Regional Salesman for Dildos, Inc. at February 25, 2013 10:48 PM (Vk2pI)

137 129 Waterhouse,

Thanks...I don't get out much....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:49 PM (LRFds)

138 Flame away, fappers.

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:47 PM (MRw0g)

Too easy.

You're a Red Sox fan. That makes you one step below....pretty much everything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:49 PM (GsoHv)

139 105
I think I held my own at WaPo today in defense of Jen Rubin DARING to
criticize Mooch appearing on the Oscars. It's still stunning to me (and
shouldn't be) the number of semi-literate, low-info, dumb-fucking-ass
supporters of Obama.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:43 PM (UOM4


I peruse the forums at Television Without Pity, which is usually a good spot to find people of the liberal persuasion. The vast, vast majority of commenters on the Oscars thread didn't understand why she was part of the show, including people who said that they like her but thought she didn't belong.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 25, 2013 10:49 PM (8O1+J)

140 What did happen with dagny? What was it that she overreacted to?

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 25, 2013 10:49 PM (9QOn9)

141 131 CBD,


okay can we try to find common cause at "ambiguously effeminate"?

maybe you know "prince"?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:49 PM (LRFds)

142 How dare you offend me with this boring ONT, Maet!

Neaderthals at dawn, sir!

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 10:49 PM (48c7x)

143 Any of yous

What's Ace's Twitter hash?

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 10:49 PM (0PiQ4)

144 Witch corners? A witch thread?

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (TDsQt)

145 Shit...some of us crap on his pillows, and he lets us come over again the next night.

It's because he's in his "brown period".

Like Picssso.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (9a6s7)

146 @ 116

Embrace the suck, Sean. Shit happens, I think that current events are taking their toll on all of us in different ways.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (SAMxH)

147 Brown period? Oh kami the Ewok has broken into the MRE stash.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (2HjDP)

148 I have no fucking idea why he doesn't hunt down half of us and eviscerate us for the shit we pull in his living room.

too fuckin' lazy, I'm guessing . . . plus, all those tasty hobos within walking distance of his ewok-pad.

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (MRw0g)

149 Meh, I gave up on the "Drew is a dick" thing. He did used to bug me but SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET is really less of a concern than one might think.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (QTHTd)

150 THAT OFFENDS ME!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:47 PM (GEICT)

Let me punch your TS ticket.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (GsoHv)

151 Bannion bringing the classy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (GEICT)

152 Here's to hoping this is a one-way trip - in a body bag.
‘Nasrallah flown to Iran for cancer treatment’

http://tinyurl.com/aceuvo2

Posted by: Inkubus at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (EV9p4)

153 What did happen with dagny? What was it that she overreacted to?

She did not overreact. N

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (9a6s7)

154 It made the Obama crew look like a bunch of idiots (Panetta - yeesh) and
pussies who wanted to know the exact final outcome before giving the
go-ahead for the mission. There also a very subtle head wag of disgust
when Obama on the tv said Americans don't torture. Pretty damning movie
for Obama to come out of Hollywood.




I said the exact same thing to my husband. The Obama administration looked totally weak on the whole bin Laden thing.


Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (UOM48)

155 Sven, dude. That comment in the last thread was a joke. Don't take anything I say seriously unless it's like a 4 paragraph rant of drivel. Then just skip over it.
Serious, guy.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (Md8Uo)

156 Spare me. Crossbows can be cocked BY SOMEONE ELSE!

I believe they cock themselves like little girls pulling down their skirts.

Posted by: Daybrother has to go out at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (+paCV)

157 That would have been marginally more humorous if I hadn't misspelled "Neanderthal".

Maybe.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (48c7x)

158 I have felt a disturbance in the Ewok force lately.

He was sick a few weeks ago, and then in the middle of the day a couple of days ago we had a flame war about gheys.

Why? I have no fucking clue.

He also has posted about short posting and long posting etc.

I believe our boy is worn out.

Perhaps ad sales are down. No fucking ad sales will put anyone on edge.

Do we need to organize a tip jar campaign?

You know what they say, if the Ewoks not happy no one's going to be happy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (wR+pz)

159 Heh... when I was in space command we used to joke that if you f'd up they'd send you to shemya... then Mike disappeared one day and we stopped joking about it.

Posted by: t9 at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (x3YFz)

160 128 Peaches,

I was gone when all hell broke loose I don't know the details....

it is a lot like MPFS I am just glad she's home....

I wish Dagny would come home, time and the implosion will likely see far too many of us absent while the reset takes place.

I worry about those of you that have been here the longest.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (LRFds)

161 Bannion bringing the classy.

I figured we might as well get thrown out together.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:52 PM (9a6s7)

162 My guess is NDH wont prove as butthurt as Dagny. That is my contribution to AoS memes.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 25, 2013 10:52 PM (vfB2N)

163 All the Amish around these here parts all have GPS in their trucks when they come 'round to build you a new shed

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 25, 2013 10:52 PM (UsR5V)

164 Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:45 PM (9a6s7)

Fuck that.

Got any Beehives?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:52 PM (GsoHv)

165 Do we need to organize a tip jar campaign?

I vote for that. I'll start. Just lemme settle up with amex for the new pooter. 2 weeks, tops.

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:52 PM (MRw0g)

166 Do Neaderthals dream of knapped sheep?

Posted by: Philip Cave Dick at February 25, 2013 10:52 PM (Vk2pI)

167 some of y'all seem to know each other pretty well

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 10:53 PM (8sCoq)

168 Well, I gotta go to bed.


You guys play nice. Or else.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:53 PM (UOM48)

169 I had a pet Neanderthal once. When he figured out we only let him hang around because he was 21 and had beer money he ran away.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:53 PM (MhA4j)

170 153

Eep. Then what did she completely reasonably react to?

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 25, 2013 10:53 PM (9QOn9)

171 @132

Er, Jane, I was talking about the War of Northern Aggression, not the Revolutionary War.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 10:54 PM (wR+pz)

172 Fuck that.

Got any Beehives?


There's the CBD I know and love!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:54 PM (9a6s7)

173 I remember reading that Dagny was pretty stacked. So yeah, I wish she would come back.
And that's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 10:55 PM (Md8Uo)

174 155 CJ burch,

CJ I ws not calling you out just explaining why if I seem prickly I do...and trying to be somehwat flip.

I need to increase the span of my break and set the goal back down to ~400 PPW b/c evidently I am coming across far angrier than i intend.

I really was on cloud 9 saturday and sunday....

had a good visit back home, got some semi-wad cutters for the wife....

met a coworker/classmate I hadn't seen in 20 years.

and then found out I do in fact have a duty to watch the Oscars and ms Dunhams' hoohoo...

heh....

last night was overwhelming...Ms Dunham's jackpot is like the cradle of Lucy in olduvali Gorge or a black trapezoid in an Arthur Clark novel....

I need to find a bone and hop up and down now...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:55 PM (LRFds)

175 I told ya Bob McDonnell was a weasel, and over this weekend he sold Virginia conservatives down the river, again, and this time he really pulled out the stops. He's engineered the largest tax hike in Virginia history, second only to Tim Kaine' massive grab. Both were motivated by the same promise: roads. That's how they justify everything in Virginia: roads. But the roads only get worse. Same story for 25 years now. "Infrastructure", ya know? Bob McDonnell, I spit on you, you traitorous rat bastard. Man is it going around!

Posted by: Cowboy at February 25, 2013 10:55 PM (FMrA0)

176 Embrace the suck, Sean. Shit happens, I think that current events are taking their toll on all of us in different ways.


Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 10:50 PM (SAMxH)

Everyone's pissed of lately. Even the level-headed guys I know are walking around with thousand yard stares ready to snap someone in half at the first loud noise.

Posted by: t9 at February 25, 2013 10:55 PM (x3YFz)

177 "9 Betcha $20 the Infidelity Check man isn't really Swedish.
Posted by: AmishDude"

So my knowing to whom you are referring makes me Islamaphobic, right?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2013 10:55 PM (tAOpG)

178 161 Bannion bringing the classy.

I figured we might as well get thrown out together.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:52 PM (9a6s7)




Fair warning. If it ever looked like I was forcibly headed out the door...I'd go in...STYLE.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT)

179 153 What did happen with dagny? What was it that she overreacted to?
She did not overreact. N
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (9a6s7)


It was during the Kimberlin affair and ace had asked everyone not to do X (can't remember what it was). They didn't so he said from then on anyone doing X would be banned. Dagny apparently didn't read the previous comments and did X immediately after this. So she got banned as an example.

Lesson: Always read the comments and always heed the Ewok's warnings.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (z4XMh)

180 Eep. Then what did she completely reasonably react to?

Having the temerity to defend herself when she was being called a racist...and then being temp banned for it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (9a6s7)

181 166
Do Neaderthals dream of knapped sheep?


Sheep? Fuck sheep, goats are what you dream about.

Posted by: Mohamed, the goat fucker at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (wR+pz)

182
You know what they say, if the Ewoks not happy no one's going to be happy

nub

nub

*sad eyes*

Posted by: Wicket at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (0WLla)

183 I worry about those of you that have been here the longest.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM (LRFds)

I'm not going anywhere, sven. Of course, when Ace gets his freak on, I get right out of the fuckin' way. Because I'm not stupid. Plus, I have a slobbering respect for the guy. And love. I love him. A lot. You guys, too. Most of you. Not naming names here, but you know who you are. have I said too much???

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (MRw0g)

184 Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 10:54 PM (wR+pz)

Never heard of it.

You must mean "The War of The Rebellion."

But then...most of you folks can't read too well, so it's understandable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (GsoHv)

185 Everyone's pissed of lately. Even the level-headed guys...

****

I posted a thread in Reno. Just to watch it die.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:57 PM (MhA4j)

186 BCochran will be throwing the Thin Mint shurikens as he is dragged to the door.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 10:57 PM (2HjDP)

187 >>>>169 I had a pet Neanderthal once. When he figured out we only let him hang around because he was 21 and had beer money he ran away.

I think the 13th Amendment has a "Neanderthal loophole" so if you can get a bunch of em, you can have your own plantation.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 25, 2013 10:57 PM (5cBpo)

188 Lesson: Always read the comments and always heed the Ewok's warnings.

We're Morons, the Page Up key is confusing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:57 PM (9a6s7)

189 Just so we're all clear on the new AoSHQ rule:

Don't criticize comedians. They're professionals and you're not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (Ipj15)

190 One more note before I leave. If ace keeps going after loyal, long-time posters (and in NDH's case, cob-bloggers), who's he going to end up left with?

Seriously.

Flame away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (UOM48)

191 @179


It was my understanding she left and was not banned.

Sort of a self imposed ban. I seem to remember her writing about it.

Course, I drink a lot, so my memory may not be that good.


Want to fight?

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (wR+pz)

192 I posted a thread in Reno. Just to watch it die.


Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:57 PM (MhA4j)

love you!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (MRw0g)

193 "26 A Swedish court has ruled that a 28-year-old man who ripped off his
girlfriend's trousers and underwear to perform an "infidelity check" is
not guilty of rape or any other sex crimes. "

She should have peed or vomited on him. Or shot him in the balls with an assault rifle. One of those.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (tAOpG)

194 >have I said too much???


Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (MRw0g)

say my name

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (8sCoq)

195 Eep. Then what did she completely reasonably react to?

Maet was right. I confused dagny's banning with the banning of mpfs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 10:59 PM (9a6s7)

196 "The Late Unpleasantness" is pretty much my stance on the events of the early 1860s

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 25, 2013 10:59 PM (QTHTd)

197 Seriously.

Flame away.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

You know what really burns my ass?
A flame, waist high.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 10:59 PM (MhA4j)

198 I miss arhooley.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 10:59 PM (kaalw)

199 I believe they cock themselves like little girls pulling down their skirts.


Posted by: Daybrother has to go out at February 25, 2013 10:51 PM


Heheheh eh hehehe... he said "cock"... Heheheh ehe hehehe...

Posted by: beavis at February 25, 2013 10:59 PM (yBF/9)

200 I don't know about how I really feel about all you morons. I'm just waiting for EC to post another link to a pic of his wife.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 10:59 PM (Md8Uo)

201 183 Peaches,

eh maybe...when i found a poster who gave an update on Rum I guess I must have sounded pretty chirpy...thought Rum and I were buddies rather than merely happy rivals for the magic number too often...

this place has an interesting dynamic that I would not like to either hurt or see die.

You be safe I am gonna go to bed in a bit...

my 'serious post" on Federalist 6 v Anti fed I will keep and I am honest enough to know even my "good posts" are a niche thing.

Thanks for the holler.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:00 PM (LRFds)

202 Jane D'Oh, Chukkkles Emporium for the Rabid? I doubt it.

Unless Pixy-misa implements Up and Down Twinkles. Then all bets are off as we are converted into Bronies or flee.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 11:00 PM (2HjDP)

203 Ah, okay, thanks Maet. Reading the previous comments seems like good policy. Just not the content, that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 25, 2013 11:00 PM (9QOn9)

204

Ace has gas. He gets fussy when he's bloated.
Also when he molts in the Spring...which is not too far off.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:01 PM (ZpWZL)

205 It was my understanding she left and was not banned.

Sort of a self imposed ban.

Yeah, actually more of a "it's about me" thing. Y5 even created a whole back room to accommodate her hurt feelers and then she started bailing out of there when she wasn't front and center. Sorry, babe, it was never really about you.

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 11:01 PM (MRw0g)

206 arhooley is the one who got booted (red card) for Kimberlin.

dagny got warned strongly (yellow card) for this: http://minx.cc/?blog=86post=330172#c18881324

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 25, 2013 11:01 PM (QTHTd)

207 188 Sean Bannion,

and evidently in my case so is the off button....

good seeing you Sean

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:01 PM (LRFds)

208 I'm on Team Peaches™. You don't crap on a man's coffee table and not expect retribution.

We're guests here, Seriously You Guys

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2013 11:01 PM (JMmQ9)

209 The wildest Amish power tool I ever saw was a dildo with a Kazoo in one end for the buzz.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 11:02 PM (MhA4j)

210 "9 Betcha $20 the Infidelity Check man isn't really Swedish.
Posted by: AmishDude"

So my knowing to whom you are referring makes me Islamaphobic, right?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2013 10:55 PM (tAOpG)


Well, it seems Zoghlami is a common name in...North Africa.

E.g., Tunisia.

It was just the way the article was written. The name was conspicuously absent.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 25, 2013 11:02 PM (T0NGe)

211 Ace asked no one threaten violence toward kimberlin and guess what happened?

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 25, 2013 11:02 PM (UsR5V)

212 It was my understanding she left and was not banned.
Sort of a self imposed ban. I seem to remember her writing about it.
Course, I drink a lot, so my memory may not be that good.
Want to fight?
Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (wR+pz)


Well maybe just banned on her own recognizance but not ban-banned. It's all kinda hazy these days.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 11:02 PM (z4XMh)

213 I mout, this crappy hotel has a connection slower than dial up.

Posted by: sTevo at February 25, 2013 11:02 PM (gujfp)

214 Where's that fucking cloned woolly mammoth we were promised, anyway?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:03 PM (48c7x)

215 "I still want to see the kill shot of bin Laden. We're due.
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
I want to see him dumped in the water and torn to shreds and eaten by sharks.
But, hey, I'm just an animal lover.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2013 11:03 PM (tAOpG)

216 {{{{AltonJackson}}}} thanks, buddy, that was nice.

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 11:03 PM (MRw0g)

217 I'm just waiting for EC to post another link to a pic of his wife.

And I missed this????

Mr. Chairman, I move to revoke EC's membership in the Society of Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Cherish Their Wedding Vows (Grand Ewok Chapter)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:03 PM (i0EGR)

218 I mout....

****

????

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 25, 2013 11:03 PM (MhA4j)

219 Crap Family life encroaches for 20 minutes and it takes 30 minutes to catch up.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 11:03 PM (qo244)

220 "I tried to count how many we've killed, but I've lost track"

Posted by: t9 at February 25, 2013 11:04 PM (x3YFz)

221 Infidelity checks are probably one of those quaint Islamic traditions that it would be culturally insensitive to criticize.

Like hanging teh gheys.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 25, 2013 11:04 PM (5cBpo)

222 I wonder if a mammoth is good eats.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:05 PM (48c7x)

223
Ace has gas. He gets fussy when he's bloated.
Also when he molts in the Spring...which is not too far off.


That's also rutting season. This could be ugly.

Posted by: An exobiologist at February 25, 2013 11:05 PM (Lxw+T)

224 good seeing you Sean

Ditto Sven. I've just been swamped at work since my office is the one that will be going around to defense communities around the country after the sequester takes a dump on them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:05 PM (i0EGR)

225 Shit, I better go watch tee vee before I make a bad name for myself. Plus, for some unaccountable reason, nobody's posting about what a fuckin' hobag Heidi Klum looked like last night. I love that girl but, dammit, I was embarrassed for her.

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 11:06 PM (MRw0g)

226 Wheres rollingstoned?

Posted by: Clemenza at February 25, 2013 11:06 PM (x59Gv)

227 And I missed this????



Mr. Chairman, I move to revoke EC's membership in the Society of
Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Cherish Their Wedding Vows (Grand Ewok
Chapter)


What? Where have you been in the ONT's? I've been posting stuff for the last couple of days now.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:06 PM (doBIb)

228 Think its time to perform an extensive examination of some Thin Mint cookies. Use milk as the dissolving agent.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 11:06 PM (2HjDP)

229 214 Where's that fucking cloned woolly mammoth we were promised, anyway?

How close are we to flying cars (hopefully not flying Chevy Volts)?

Posted by: Marty at February 25, 2013 11:06 PM (EV9p4)

230 You must mean "The War of The Rebellion."

But then...most of you folks can't read too well, so it's understandable.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (GsoHv)

The term "War of Northern Aggression" comes from the fact that after the South declared it's independence. Federal troops refused to leave sovereign SC territory, Ft Sumter, in a clear attempt to provoke SC. SC asked several times for the troops to leave, Lincoln refused in a clear attempt to occupy SC territory.SC troops after warning the garrison at Ft Sumter, destroyed it.No CSA troops ever invaded the North, until Lee's Gettysburg disaster. The first act of the Federal troops was to invade VA and attack Bull Run.That did not work out too well for them. They were defeated and the Southern troops, who could have marched straight into Washington and taken over the government, stayed in VA.If we had marched in, hundreds of thousands of Americans would not have died.OK, we messed up.
Sorry you won yet?





Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 11:06 PM (wR+pz)

231 206 arhooley is the one who got booted (red card) for Kimberlin.
dagny got warned strongly (yellow card) for this: http://minx.cc/?blog=86post=330172#c18881324
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 25, 2013 11:01 PM (QTHTd)


Doh. Yep it was arhooley that got banned in the Kimberlin brouhaha.

Maybe we should just ban'em all and let Hot Air sort them out.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 11:07 PM (z4XMh)

232 Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (wR+pz)

What are you drinking?

My first was an excellent Perfect Manhattan (1/2-1/2 red and white vermouth) with Bulleit Rye and Fee brothers orange bitters (and Angostura of course).

Then on to wine, but it was white, so it doesn't really count.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:07 PM (GsoHv)

233
Maybe Gunner Cuomo is going to have to backpedal on the safe act(I refuse to capitalize that).

Already there are several lawsuits filed, one I know of that has County Sheriff support.

Maybe the left kinda underestimated the gun grab.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 11:07 PM (SAMxH)

234 Mr. Chairman, I move to revoke EC's membership in the Society of Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Cherish Their Wedding Vows (Grand Ewok Chapter)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:03 PM (i0EGR)



MOTION DENIED


That man is posting half naked photos of his drop dead good lookin wife...and you wan't to ban him?


Careful Sergeant, I'd hate for you to get pinned with a RINO descriptor....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:07 PM (GEICT)

235 I can vouch that EC's posts have been spectacular.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:07 PM (48c7x)

236 224 Sean Bannion,

yeah wife's shop lost ~25% staff already...gonna be heavy lifting on the servicemembers b/c the civilians who stcuk are down to 4 days.

What can one do?

I hope you land on your feet or absorb the shock well.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (LRFds)

237 Cochran, you are on a bit of a roll tonight . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (MRw0g)

238 228 Think its time to perform an extensive examination of some Thin Mint cookies. Use milk as the dissolving agent.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 11:06 PM (2HjDP)



Let me save you the time and expense. They were delicious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (GEICT)

239 boulder toilet hobo at February 25, 2013 11:01 PM (QTHTd)

That was a failure for me.

Posted by: Ronster at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (dBayF)

240 Jones in CO has a motorcycle.
Jenny hates her phone
Bcochran has two cute little daughters
Anna Puma was in the Air Force
Peaches lives in LA and drives a Jeep Grand Cherokee
Sven was in the Army, and his wife still is
Yankee Fifth lives in Manhatten, and has a Lab, I think. The meth lab
Charlie Brown's Dildo lives in New Jersey
Billy Bob lives in SC and drinks and is about 400 years old
Jane D'oh lives in Savannah Georgia and has a bunch of weird in laws
Boulder Toilet Hobo lives in Boulder, CO
Alton Jackson lives outside of Ann Arbor Michigan, which is occupied America. He needs help. Although Zangerle's Deli is in Ann Arbor, so...
Maetenloch thinks he's a Vulcan (in the other Universe)

....and that's just for starters. Do I know too much about you people?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (Md8Uo)

241
Infidelity checks>>

Doesn't that involve great taste/smell abilities or DNA testing equipment. Once the cherries popped the finger aint no longer a tool to measure Infidelity

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (qo244)

242 Maybe we should just ban'em all and let Hot Air sort them out.
Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 11:07 PM (z4XMh)




Now that my friend, is a business plan for success.


Lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT)

243 Maybe we should just ban'em all and let Hot Air sort them out.

I have a slight problem thinking of Ed Morrissey as God.

Perhaps not so much a "slight problem" as an "existential loathing."

Posted by: Not a fan at February 25, 2013 11:09 PM (Lxw+T)

244 SoS Kerry (that stands for Secretary of Shit, doesn't it?) invents an new country. The British press covering what the American won't. See the sock. (h/t Small Dead Animals)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 25, 2013 11:09 PM (ORGYc)

245 @212

Well maybe just banned on her own recognizance but not ban-banned. It's all kinda hazy these days.



True dat. Night all.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 11:09 PM (wR+pz)

246 What? Where have you been in the ONT's? I've been posting stuff for the last couple of days now.

Busy, but I thought as a brother officer of the chapter I had special....you know....privileges.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:09 PM (i0EGR)

247 Mr. Chairman, I submit a motion to have Mr. Sean Bannion attend "re-education" camp for the next 72 hours.

And by re-education, I mean having his eyes propped open like Malcom McDowell in Clockwork Orange while pics of Helen Thomas waxing her nether regions is shown in 1080p HD.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:10 PM (doBIb)

248 "...Sergeant..."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:07 PM (GEICT)

Really? Bannion strikes me as a new LT.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:10 PM (GsoHv)

249
I can vouch that EC's posts have been spectacular.

Stimulating, even.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:10 PM (ZpWZL)

250 ....and that's just for starters. Do I know too much about you people?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (Md8Uo

Keep my weird in-laws part, but please add our son is a Marine. And he knows his Dad's side of the family sucks ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 11:10 PM (UOM48)

251 Do I know too much about you people?

I think you may be confusing Billy Bob with Vic.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:10 PM (48c7x)

252 Someone get Burch an Orion slave girl. Seems he has way too much free time.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 11:11 PM (2HjDP)

253 There is but one Squish AllahPundit and poppin'Fresh is his caddy and chief enabler...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:11 PM (LRFds)

254 Where's that fucking cloned woolly mammoth we were promised, anyway?

Stole our jetpacks and flew away.

Posted by: zsasz at February 25, 2013 11:11 PM (MMC8r)

255 223


Ace has gas. He gets fussy when he's bloated.

Also when he molts in the Spring...which is not too far off.



That's also rutting season. This could be ugly.


Fan-fucking-tastic. How long am I going to have to keep the garbage in the garage?

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 25, 2013 11:11 PM (IDypm)

256 237 Cochran, you are on a bit of a roll tonight . . .
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (MRw0g)




I haven't been posting much here lately and that sucks. Plus, I took an antihistamine early afternoon that zonked me out and I just took my ambien about 20 minutes ago.

We're COOKING, baby!


Although, apparently, I've somehow REALLY pissed off HeatherRadish. No idea how.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:11 PM (GEICT)

257 That's a lot of jet-packs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 11:12 PM (2HjDP)

258 http://tinyurl.com/b5oubll


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:12 PM (GsoHv)

259 http://tinyurl.com/bzp3o28

My favorite.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:12 PM (GsoHv)

260 And by re-education, I mean having his eyes propped open like Malcom McDowell in Clockwork Orange while pics of Helen Thomas waxing her nether regions is shown in 1080p HD.

Well, if the viddy had a hot soundtrack, I could deal.




Aaaah, who am I kidding.

Posted by: Johnny Optimism at February 25, 2013 11:12 PM (Lxw+T)

261 Really? Bannion strikes me as a new LT.

You're partially correct.

Lieutenant Colonel.

But he was talking about my Sergeant at Arms duties.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:12 PM (i0EGR)

262 >....and that's just for starters. Do I know too much about you people?


as a boy I spent summers in Rangoon

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 11:13 PM (8sCoq)

263
Notice there has been near dead silence about the Day of Resistance from the LSM.

The gatherings were mostly small, but like the Tea Party they were widespread. Impressive, considering the weather in a lot of the locations.

I want to see this grow and just maybe the issue of keep and bear can be resolved in OUR favor.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 11:13 PM (SAMxH)

264 SoS Kerry (that stands for Secretary of Shit, doesn't it?) invents an
new country. The British press covering what the American won't. See the
sock. (h/t Small Dead Animals)

Did he write himself another Purple Heart citation for it?

Posted by: t9 at February 25, 2013 11:13 PM (x3YFz)

265 244 AndyCanuck,

I wonder if the press gets bags of whatever their kick is dropped off for looking the other way on "the greatest Constitutional Professor ever" adding 7 states or discovering the "Austrian language" or "profit an earning ratios" and Jungle john inventing "Karzaistan" or whatever....


"here;s your crushed goat scrota Ms couric..."

//Jim Messina Bark Bike kourier

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:13 PM (LRFds)

266 247 Mr. Chairman, I submit a motion to have Mr. Sean Bannion attend "re-education" camp for the next 72 hours.

And by re-education, I mean having his eyes propped open like Malcom McDowell in Clockwork Orange while pics of Helen Thomas waxing her nether regions is shown in 1080p HD.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:10 PM (doBIb)



Dear...sweet...........NO. We wouldn't do that to our enemies. Except for maybe Drew. I'm not ordering that done to my Sergeant at Arms.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)

267 Dammit. Took two melatonin. Husband unit snoring, want to smother.

I'm going to down a small glass of wine, and hit the bed. If you guys don't hear from me in the next few weeks, check the Savannah fish wrap. You guys will get me out on bail, right????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 11:14 PM (UOM48)

268 Maybe we should just ban'em all and let Hot Air sort them out.>>

Finally a proposal that might improve the economy. (assuming you are including me in the ban since I waste an inordinate amount of time that I should be working here and HA aint gonna hold my interest) I propose you take over for Obama. Though I'd propose a sea slug too for what it's worth.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 11:14 PM (qo244)

269 I find it difficult to believe that San tribesmen would get the answer to the corner problem correct. But, then again I don't know anything about San tribesman and I am probably grossly wrong in my prejudice about them.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 25, 2013 11:14 PM (RZ8pf)

270 Jane, I know your son is a Marine. This was all in jest, and that's too important to make a joke about. Semper Fi to that young man.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:14 PM (Md8Uo)

271 as a boy I spent summers in Rangoon

Did you make meat helmets??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:15 PM (i0EGR)

272 251
Do I know too much about you people?

I think you may be confusing Billy Bob with Vic.


Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:10 PM (48c7x)



....and I'm obviously chopped liver....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 11:15 PM (kaalw)

273 as a boy I spent summers in Rangoon

Did your father claim to have invented the question mark?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:15 PM (48c7x)

274 You're partially correct.



Lieutenant Colonel.



But he was talking about my Sergeant at Arms duties.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:12 PM (i0EGR)

Ah, light birds. Caught in that zone between just getting your shit together and facing the mandatory lobotomy at O-6.

Posted by: t9 at February 25, 2013 11:15 PM (x3YFz)

275 @232

Yum a rye Manhattan. I prefer Makers Mark, it's a Southern thing.

Let's see in class most of the day, CE. Really beat, so I had a big shot of Jagger and a beer after class. Then I went to white wine.

Stayed there.

I once drank six Manhattans in an afternoon. Was working with ESPN when they first started and went to a bar on Lex ave cross the st from their NYC office with their president.

I slept on my apt floor that night, and felt great the next morning. Have no idea why.


Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (wR+pz)

276 @ 261

OOPS. Sorry for the familiarity, Sir.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (SAMxH)

277 256 BC1981,

Did you by any chance imply or infer that she has a duty to engage in pop culture?

She, I and a few others are sorta done with Kurt S and Ms Lush telling us we caused the downfall of western civ by not tuning into "HooHoo the Musical" the last decade.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (LRFds)

278 Dear...sweet...........NO. We wouldn't do that to our enemies. Except
for maybe Drew. I'm not ordering that done to my Sergeant at Arms.


Very well, Mr. Chairman. Then I propose exchanging the pics of Helen Thomas with this:


http://oi50.tinypic.com/21lpq54.jpg


The eye braces may still be necessary.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (doBIb)

279 Hey you all

Bannion,

BC needs you. He really does. He misses you when you're gone.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (0PiQ4)

280 Do I know too much about you people?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM


Never apologize for keen observance. It is in short supply anymore.



Posted by: cm9000 at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (vfB2N)

281 ....and I'm obviously chopped liver....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 11:15 PM (kaalw)





Really? Tentacles and all?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (GEICT)

282 Kyrzakhstan

Klaatu... Verada...

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo, reachin' for a book at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (QTHTd)

283 270
Jane, I know your son is a Marine. This was all in jest, and that's too
important to make a joke about. Semper Fi to that young man.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:14 PM (Md8Uo


I know, darlin'. Still, he's getting out thanks to Commander Barky. Breaks my heart for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (UOM48)

284 Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:12 PM (i0EGR)

And I was yanking your chain.

I had a buddy in the Navy who swore that he was the only officer in the United States armed forces with a sense of humor.

He may have been correct.

But I'll let you off the hook if you let me fire a beehive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (GsoHv)

285 Cthulhu, more like chopped calamari....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (2HjDP)

286 Maet, whilsts I cherish when you weigh in, it's usually a developing sad occasion when you do.

Pity. I enjoy your talent for mirth.

Seriously You Guys, we're guests in Ace's house. When Maet has to start warmin' up the TB3K issuing subtle warnings, it's time to let it go

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2013 11:17 PM (JMmQ9)

287 Dear...sweet...........NO. We wouldn't do that to our enemies. Except for maybe Drew. I'm not ordering that done to my Sergeant at Arms.

Thank you, Mr Chairman. I'm just going to...ummm....go over here in this corner and polish the regimental silver....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:17 PM (i0EGR)

288 you guys don't disappoint

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 11:17 PM (8sCoq)

289 cthulhu lives in Suburan San Fran and is pissed about the tax lien on his property to build a new stadium for the local sport's hero franchise.
Dude, I know too much about the people that live inside my computer. It's like Trivial Pursuit.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:18 PM (Md8Uo)

290 I think you may be confusing Billy Bob with Vic.



Well, we probably are the two oldest farts in the horde.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 11:18 PM (wR+pz)

291 We're COOKING, baby!

Maybe you are. I seem to be dining on string cheese and cocktail peanuts. Again. In any other company, this would be embarrassing. Here, not so much? Love you guys!

Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2013 11:18 PM (MRw0g)

292 But I'll let you off the hook if you let me fire a beehive.

Oh man, there's nothing quite like being in the turret when that 120 goes off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:19 PM (i0EGR)

293 Teej? Really, our timing needs synchronicity. We suck at this.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:19 PM (0PiQ4)

294 We're Americans! While everyone else is arguing about which corner is longer, we already took our Sawzall and cut 'em both down to size, nailed 'em back together, primed 'em, painted 'em, hung a couple doors and some cabinets and sold the whole lot to a yuppie couple from Schenectady.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 25, 2013 11:19 PM (qqZuQ)

295 Did you by any chance imply or infer that she has a duty to engage in pop culture?

She, I and a few others are sorta done with Kurt S and Ms Lush telling us we caused the downfall of western civ by not tuning into "HooHoo the Musical" the last decade.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (LRFds)



No, I stayed out of that particular bit of stupidity. She made some random joke about it. I commented that I thought that the chicken was fucked out or dead or something similar.

I got back "that was months ago. You were wrong then, you're wrong now, so STFU."

I thought she was being snarky about something so I responded, "I wasn't, I'm not, I won't. Nanananana. :p "


I got a "FUCK OFF" and then heard no more from her.




So I don't know what in the fuck that was about.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT)

296 It's like Trivial Pursuit.

Beware the Moops.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:20 PM (48c7x)

297
Bullshit on oldest, I bet I got that one covered.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 11:20 PM (SAMxH)

298 BC needs you. He really does. He misses you when you're gone.

Feeeeeeelings

Whoa

Whoa

Whoa

Feeeeeeelings.....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:20 PM (i0EGR)

299 So I don't know what in the fuck that was about.

What was that about? I saw that.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:20 PM (doBIb)

300 Sven, you ever think of perhaps getting a job?

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 25, 2013 11:21 PM (UsR5V)

301 I slept on my apt floor that night, and felt great the next morning. Have no idea why.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (wR+pz)

Because your heart is pure?

Went to a local bar the night of our recent blizzard, and their kitchen was closed. They had one bartender for about 10 people. I knew her, so she made me martinis with the excess in the shaker next to the glass to top off my drink. I realized after I couldn't drive home that I had drunk most of a bottle of gin.

I slept well, after i got over the fright of my wife driving my car in a snow storm.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:21 PM (GsoHv)

302 Fuzzy Blogger: Aiiiiiiiyeeeeeeeeeeee!
'Ron/'Ette 1: He made a fair point. Screaming about it can't help you.
'Ron/'Ette 2: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset an Ewok.
'Ron/'Ette 1: But, sir/or ma'am (never could tell from your nic), nobody worries about upsetting a commenter.
'Ron/'Ette 2: That's cause commenters don't pull banhammers out when they lose. Ewoks are known to do that.
Fuzzy Blogger: Yub nub.
'Ron/'Ette: I see your point, sir/madame. I suggest a new strategy -- let the Ewok win.

Posted by: Blog Wars at February 25, 2013 11:21 PM (Ks9M3)

303 Dude, I know too much about the people that live inside my computer.

If you let out the magic blue smoke, you kill the little people. So use a surge protector.

Posted by: Tech Support at February 25, 2013 11:22 PM (Lxw+T)

304 Oh, that Joe Biden 'Buy a Shotgun' Vid at Weaselzippers is a riot.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:22 PM (ZpWZL)

305 289
cthulhu lives in Suburan San Fran and is pissed about the tax lien on
his property to build a new stadium for the local sport's hero
franchise.

Dude, I know too much about the people that live inside my computer. It's like Trivial Pursuit.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:18 PM (Md8Uo)


It is somewhat frightening that we have so much of a community here, when IRL we're scattered across the globe and captained by a guy skinning hobos in his mom's basement in NYC when he isn't molesting Rubio's dumpster....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 11:23 PM (kaalw)

306 Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:19 PM (i0EGR)

Probably more fun than at the other end.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:23 PM (GsoHv)

307 The reason why the AR-15 is so popular is because millions of our kids learned to shoot it's more advanced cousin in the various branches of the military...for what? Over thirty years now? It's a comfortable, and familiar weapon, and it's civilian counterpart has available all the bells and whistles every young man and woman that has ever fired the various M-16 variants could want.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 25, 2013 11:23 PM (eyJh9)

308 Bannion

Funny. Give BC a hug.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:24 PM (0PiQ4)

309 295 BC1981,

BC I am not making excuses and she has been a little colder to me than normal...she has a lot on her mind last she and I posted at length.

She got really frustrated without me revving up her motor about Lush and Kurt S and the blame game...

Anyway you've been missed of course I have not been around as much either and am gonna try to be around less and it is nothing personal to anyone....

I will be starting to lay the ground work for the next move in the next two months.

I hope things work out for you, and your family and everyone's health improves.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:24 PM (LRFds)

310 the ewok wins...'cause it's his house

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2013 11:24 PM (JMmQ9)

311 Ah, light birds. Caught in that zone between just getting your shit together and facing the mandatory lobotomy at O-6.

When you make Major the Army removes your ability to speak.

When you make Lieutenant Colonel they remove your ability to think.

When you make Colonel they give you back your ability to speak.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:24 PM (i0EGR)

312 Feeeeeeelings

Whoa

Whoa

Whoa

Feeeeeeelings.....
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:20 PM (i0EGR)



I'm both amused and disturbed by this.


And EC, I have no fucking clue what that was.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:24 PM (GEICT)

313 Vic is about 60 or 61 I think. He just enjoys being a curmudgeon too much and acts older than he is, although he is recovering from cancer.

I thought that Billy Bob was somewhere in his early 70's. or 400. Or whatever.

Irongrampa is ageless and will endure forever. 'Cause he's iron. He's our Gilgamesh.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (Md8Uo)

314
http://oi50.tinypic.com/21lpq54.jpg
Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:16 PM (doBIb)

God Bless America

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (ZpWZL)

315 So I don't know what in the fuck that was about.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT)

We all get cranky, but maybe you should have put your pants on before addressing a lady.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (GsoHv)

316 My dog just turned on the television. I think he is trying to tell me something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (RZ8pf)

317 Perhaps not rape but damned well assault.

Posted by: epobirs at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (kcfmt)

318 304 Oh, that Joe Biden 'Buy a Shotgun' Vid at Weaselzippers is a riot.


So an old senile man advises his wife to unload both barrels of a shotgun into the woods if she is scared.

Top. Men.

Posted by: A senior moment at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (Lxw+T)

319 Funny. Give BC a hug.

Maybe later. I'd rather give you a spankin' now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (i0EGR)

320 Appreciate it Sven. We're healing up over here finally. (fingers crossed) Good luck as you move forward.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:26 PM (GEICT)

321 I still don't know how all of you people fit in my laptop.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2013 11:26 PM (jucos)

322 300 frito Plover esq,

I have two. I have more than 100 in my savings account and a credit rating over 750. I was gone weekend before last on a job, and will probably be gone this weekend on a job.

I've never taken a dime of entitlement spending in my adult life.

Any other guesses about me?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:26 PM (LRFds)

323 I have a half-gallon of Chlordane. I'm saving it for a special occasion.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 25, 2013 11:26 PM (JQuNB)

324 It was during the Kimberlin affair and ace had asked everyone not to do X (can't remember what it was). They didn't so he said from then on anyone doing X would be banned. Dagny apparently didn't read the previous comments and did X immediately after this. So she got banned as an example.

Lesson: Always read the comments and always heed the Ewok's warnings.
Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 10:56 PM (z4XMh)

I thougt it was more of a " you can't ban me cause I'm leaving thing." If he banned her it is more akin to an excommunication. As far as I know banned or not she is never coming back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

325 240. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:08 PM (Md8Uo

If I can add to that.

mpfs is an undertaker
alton knows alot about computers
wicked pinto is kinda crazy
Bla.zer got drunk and was banned
'nam grunt makes a mean BBQ

I'll try to pull some more out later.

Posted by: Ronster at February 25, 2013 11:27 PM (dBayF)

326 No CSA troops ever invaded the North, until Lee's Gettysburg disaster

Antietam.

Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2013 11:27 PM (PD2ad)

327
Aiiiiiiieee!

I used to work at Shemya! I was there 1979-80. I regret that I never took a walk around the island's circumference (it's so small you can do it in less than a day).

It doesn't get CRAZY cold since it's basically just a speck in the North Pacific (it's near ocean temp all the time) - but it never gets warm. I think it might have hit 70f one day in the year I was there.

I wasn't at the radar place, I worked at Bendix Field Engineering. Which wasn't in any field and had nothing to do with engineering.

Many cute gray foxes running around. And gigantic ravens - they look as big as those Antarctic penguins - maybe a little smaller.

Bendix was interesting. The base pay wasn't all that high - a little over $7 an hour. But you worked 12 hour shifts, 6 days a week so you got CRAZY overtime pay. And you had zero living expenses. You ate at the AF chow hall and had a private room at the AF barracks. And Alaska did away with state income taxes about the time I got there so you got to keep all of your pay except for income tax.

Shemya is such a crappy place that, after the Japanese invaded it in WW2, they abandoned it as a mistake.

Ahhh, Shemya.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 25, 2013 11:27 PM (AbHls)

328 We all get cranky, but maybe you should have put your pants on before addressing a lady.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (GsoHv)




They were on! Unbuttoned and unzipped, but still on!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT)

329 316
My dog just turned on the television. I think he is trying to tell me something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (RZ8pf)


He's a beagle, of course he's trying to....SQUIRREL!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 11:27 PM (kaalw)

330 say my name
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (8sCoq)

is that a variation on 'who's your daddy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

331 I'm amazed you guys can keep track of each other. In my head, NDH switched genders like three times today, that's how out if it I am.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (9QOn9)

332 Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (Md8Uo)

Nah.

I was in Charleston last week and saw a picture of Vic at the Fort Sumter museum. He was commanding one of the guns that was shelling the fort.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (GsoHv)

333 They were on! Unbuttoned and unzipped, but still on!

You sure you didn't go all Cleavon Little on her??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (i0EGR)

334 313 CJ Burch,

Heh I didn't realize Vic was that young...hahahaha I always thought he was at least 67.

Man that "Johnny Gutenburg" bit I did was over the top then....

thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (LRFds)

335 Hi rons!! I see SNAFU. Good Christ I'm reading through these posts and thinking. It's just like when I was a kid with my Drunk daddy and enabling momma. I keep waiting to hear "HEY BOY, GET ME A BEER"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (l86i3)

336 321 I still don't know how all of you people fit in my laptop.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2013 11:26 PM (jucos)




It's cramped....

Hey! I don't know who's toe that is, but you either need to knock it off or go faster.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (GEICT)

337 335 OSP,


I'll get the beer you get the ball bats....

OSP when I'm gone I'll leave you my unfinished business.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:29 PM (LRFds)

338 Hey OSP, get me a beer.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:30 PM (48c7x)

339 41
The man had previously been convicted of rape by a lower court after he

tore off his girlfriend's clothes and forced his fingers into her

genitals on suspicion that she had been unfaithful, legal trade

publication Dagens Juridik reported.
***
Was it South Africa where they invented a sharp thing to stick down there to stop a potential rapist?

Swedish women might want to get some of those.
***********

Dunno if it was a South African invention, but you can see them scaled up and at work at the entrances to rental car parking lots all across the US.

Posted by: Wholelottasplainin' at February 25, 2013 11:30 PM (o6qwg)

340 Y'all know why I've never been banned? Because unlike you pantsless loud low lifes. I post in a Gillie suit on a suppressed keyboard.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 11:30 PM (qo244)

341 You sure you didn't go all Cleavon Little on her??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (i0EGR)




You gotta explain that one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:30 PM (GEICT)

342 Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:29 PM (LRFds)

Good God, Daddy, is that you?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:30 PM (l86i3)

343 Hey, I was here the night that the Chevy SUV got banned. It was kinda weird watching someone disintegrating right before your eyes. And then the next day when he was sober and should have known better and compounded it and then was permanently banned.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (Md8Uo)

344 This Combat Rescue show on NatGeo is pretty good

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (NzBQO)

345 Mr. Bannion,

Since you fill the postion of regimental silver polisher esq., you may have the pics you missed...








Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (doBIb)

346 331
I'm amazed you guys can keep track of each other. In my head, NDH
switched genders like three times today, that's how out if it I am.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (9QOn9)


There are a couple that have gender issues -- NDH is a lovely lady whose nick sounds vaguely masculine, Pixy Misa is a guy, and I believe fluffy is another guy......

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (kaalw)

347 How do you spell Trouble?

B-A-N-N-I-O-N.

Hands in your pockets.

NOW.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (0PiQ4)

348 Hey OSP, get me a beer.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:30 PM (48c7x)


AHHH, I'm home.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (l86i3)

349 Tonight's edition of Load HEAT features the lovely and funny Christa Miller.

http://xbradtc.com/2013/02/25/load-heat-christa-miller/

Posted by: xbradtc at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (O0L6N)

350
Because unlike you pantsless loud low lifes. I post in a Gillie suit on a suppressed keyboard.

You got a pistol grip on that keyboard, big boy?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (ZpWZL)

351 318 304 Oh, that Joe Biden 'Buy a Shotgun' Vid at Weaselzippers is a riot.


So an old senile man advises his wife to unload both barrels of a shotgun into the woods if she is scared.

Top. Men.
Posted by: A senior moment at February 25, 2013 11:25 PM (Lxw+T)


Breitbart has a clip of him saying people don't really care about Constitutional rights and questions on Facebook were "plants". Scary stupidity

http://is.gd/UCv3a1

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (scEkg)

352 My dog just turned on the television. I think he is trying to tell me something.

If he changes the channel to Bizarre Foods, check your fridge.

Posted by: Cesar Millan at February 25, 2013 11:32 PM (Lxw+T)

353 326 real Joe,

One could also make the argument that Mosby invaded Ohio

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:32 PM (LRFds)

354 Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (0PiQ4)



Young lady, you are cruising for a pants around your ankles, wrists tied to an eye bolt style spanking if you keep it up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:32 PM (GEICT)

355 well, the best story of banning is that of "he whose name may not be typed at the aoshq"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

356 My dog just turned on the television. I think he is trying to tell me something.
Jimmy's fallen down the well? There's trouble at the old mill?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 25, 2013 11:33 PM (ORGYc)

357 You gotta explain that one.

Blazing Saddles.

"'S'cuse me while I whip this out."

Now give me your Moron Card. Its been temporarily suspended.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:33 PM (i0EGR)

358 Rapid fire style...

http://oi45.tinypic.com/153rvvo.jpg

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2numz5z.jp

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:33 PM (doBIb)

359 http://oi47.tinypic.com/13ynxfn.jpg


http://oi50.tinypic.com/ng5x78.jpg

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:33 PM (doBIb)

360 342 OSP,

or my mom...it all blends....

"I need you to go to kroger and get me....some....orange...juice...son"

"okay mom:"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:33 PM (LRFds)

361 >>>Because unlike you pantsless loud low lifes. I post in a Gillie suit on a suppressed keyboard.

Assault keyboard!!!

Posted by: Diane Frankenfeinstein at February 25, 2013 11:34 PM (Ks9M3)

362
I believe fluffy is another guy......

I thought fluffy was a sentient poodle that escaped from a makeup testing facility?
Always wondered where he learned to type so well. My dogs couldn't type for shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:34 PM (ZpWZL)

363 http://oi48.tinypic.com/jfjh2x.jpg


http://oi48.tinypic.com/5vda9f.jpg

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:34 PM (doBIb)

364 fluffy is a guy with a lot of body hair. And don't ask me how I know.

Wicked funny sense of humor, too.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:34 PM (Md8Uo)

365 I have a half-gallon of Chlordane. I'm saving it for a special occasion.>>

I have that much what kind of special occasion should I be saving it for other that bugs?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 11:34 PM (qo244)

366 You sure you didn't go all Cleavon Little on her??

Twelve schnitzengrubers is my limit, baby.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 25, 2013 11:34 PM (Lxw+T)

367 And a new one for tonight's ONT...

http://oi45.tinypic.com/2cz4tpz.jpg

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:34 PM (doBIb)

368 Young lady, you are cruising for a pants around your ankles, wrists tied to an eye bolt style spanking if you keep it up.

Oddly, I procured said items at Home Depot no more than 4 hours ago.

Things that make you go "hmmmmmm"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:35 PM (i0EGR)

369
"okay mom:"
Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:33 PM (LRFds)


LMAO, I never knew sharing pain can be so fun. Is this why group therapy is so popular. Wait, this IS group therapy isn't it?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:35 PM (l86i3)

370 Blazing Saddles.

"'S'cuse me while I whip this out."

Now give me your Moron Card. Its been temporarily suspended.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:33 PM (i0EGR)




Aw man. It's been years decades since I've seen it. And with young, overly curious, drunken midgets running around, it makes it hard to watch movies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:35 PM (GEICT)

371 Jane D'oh, nice to hear someone else has a low info spouse. The other day, hubby said to me, "man, this Obamacare is really gonna be a bitch for business." I rolled my eyes even though I made a vow not to do that to him, ever.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 25, 2013 11:35 PM (S+/pH)

372 Dang, I thought fluffy was Gabriel Iglesias. Shoot.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 25, 2013 11:35 PM (9QOn9)

373 Frito Plover esq,

and if offered in jest I said that with a wink in my heart mostly....

I was trying to explain to my son about work ethic and financial self-reliance being cornerstones this weekend on our drive east....

so am touchier than normal.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:35 PM (LRFds)

374
Shit...some of us crap on his pillows, and he lets us come over again the next night.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 10:46 PM (GsoHv)

To be fair, Ace got drunk and thought he shit on his pillows.

And boy howdy is he gonna be pissed when he finds the picture of his toothbrush going up someone's turd hamper.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 11:35 PM (Zd/NW)

375 Keep what up, BC?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (0PiQ4)

376 "Notice there has been near dead silence about the Day of Resistance from the LSM. "

The other night someone, I believe Merovign, gave me a link to a Gun Owners Organization in Michigan. According to their site there will be a Second Amendment March on March 20th in Michigan. I don't know if this is national or just Michigan. But there will be more of these rallies, I'm sure.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (tAOpG)

377
Ok, you sluts, retards and cunts.

I must admit to having a special fondness (gay I know) towards the community here as I have found no one else who appreciates the genius of BOTH Trailer Park Boys and Archer AT THE SAME TIME.

With that said, when I see a true warrior like BCochran and other morans dissing on Brit Hume, that makes me sad.

I mean seriously guys, is there any reason that he is disliked??? I mean not one reason was given for all the Hume-bashing comments.

I really liked the guy and respect him. His comment on journalism is classic, he said essentially that one needs to identify their personal bias, fight against it, and report the facts as best they can. THAT IS THE ESSENCE OF TRUE JOURNALISM.

Anyway, caught off guard by how many morans didn't like Hume and was just wondering if there was any specific reason. And no, I'm not his kid.

Muchas gracias gringos.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (3peSI)

378 so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

379 365 I have a half-gallon of Chlordane. I'm saving it for a special occasion.>>

I have that much what kind of special occasion should I be saving it for other that bugs?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 11:34 PM (qo244)


Damned if I know. I figure when the time comes, I'll know it.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (JQuNB)

380 Since you fill the postion of regimental silver polisher esq., you may have the pics you missed...


Thank you kind, Sir. Link in nic.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (i0EGR)

381 369 OSP,

first time I went to therapy to try to sort things out rather than get the school off my back was at Ft benning....

went to Adult Children of Alcoholics and AA.....

I'm used to being the weirdest dude in the room, those two spots at Camp Swampy east I was not in the top 5...but it helped.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:37 PM (LRFds)

382 Thank you kind, Sir. Link in nic.

*points above*

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:37 PM (doBIb)

383 Oddly, I procured said items at Home Depot no more than 4 hours ago.

Things that make you go "hmmmmmm"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:35 PM (i0EGR)




Not odd. It's case in point for why you're Sergeant at Arms.

You handle shit that needs to be handled before anyone knows it's needed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:37 PM (GEICT)

384 Muchas gracias gringos.
Posted by: Prescient11 at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (3peSI)


Well, my drunk abusive Daddy was right. It's easier to hold onto something than to let it go.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:37 PM (l86i3)

385 so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (Z9EHQ)


Depends. Does being able to enrage leftists to the point of getting death threats count?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2013 11:38 PM (Vk2pI)

386 Time for the old folk Need to go check on the Toy tomorrow.



Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2013 11:38 PM (SAMxH)

387 Oddly, I procured said items at Home Depot no more than 4 hours ago.

Things that make you go "hmmmmmm"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013

you should always have a few eye bolts in place and ready to go, you never know when your are going to be called upon to dole out some spankings. no point in doing them one at a time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

388 Oddly, I procured said items at Home Depot no more than 4 hours ago.
>>

Not much of a prepper are ya?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 11:38 PM (qo244)

389 Because unlike you pantsless loud low lifes. I post in a Gillie suit on a suppressed keyboard.


See, and that port is where you plug in the bayonet. *points to usb port*

Posted by: Dipshit Newpaper Weapons Expert at February 25, 2013 11:38 PM (Ks9M3)

390 so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

A pigs pussy is pork?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:38 PM (l86i3)

391 378 YankeeFifth,

I know the words to the loveboat themesong...

got me through MOUT school

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:39 PM (LRFds)

392 You handle shit that needs to be handled before anyone knows it's needed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:37 PM (GEICT)

Hell. I'm impressed that he remembered the name of the club.

I just think of it as: The group of pervs who leer at chicks but love their wives.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:39 PM (GsoHv)

393 so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?

Like art, this blog is useless. Embrace the inutility.

Posted by: Ars gratia artis at February 25, 2013 11:39 PM (Lxw+T)

394
>>so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful? <<

That depends.
Do you want to catch fish or shoot something and then cook it?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:39 PM (ZpWZL)

395 >is that a variation on 'who's your daddy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

kinda, but she missed it

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 11:39 PM (8sCoq)

396 G'night IG

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:39 PM (l86i3)

397 S'cuse me. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:39 PM (i0EGR)

398 Depends. Does being able to enrage leftists our own side to the point of getting death threats count?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2013 11:38 PM (Vk2pI)




Fixed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:40 PM (GEICT)

399 One could also make the argument that Mosby invaded Ohio

True, Sven. The war in the east always got more ink.
Now I am gonna hit the bunk before Billy Bob challenges me to a duel.

Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2013 11:40 PM (PD2ad)

400 385 TPH,

It does with me hat...how'd you set them off?

I have not gotten any death threats since LGF....

I'm intrigued.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:40 PM (LRFds)

401 343
Hey, I was here the night that the Chevy SUV got banned. It was kinda
weird watching someone disintegrating right before your eyes. And then
the next day when he was sober and should have known better and
compounded it and then was permanently banned.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:31 PM (Md8Uo)

IIRC, the next weekend the SUV was over at a friend's house posting away when Ace decided to make him the "banning word".
And another IIRC, Gator pretty much got caught up in the aftermath of that and was threatened with banning, but decided to split on his own.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 11:40 PM (Zd/NW)

402 Depends. Does being able to enrage leftists to the point of getting death threats count?
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2013

as much as I admire the ability, it does not. I have been doing that since I was 13 at my aunt's house every effin holiday.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

403 o listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?>>

When married putting the seat down can get you laid.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2013 11:41 PM (qo244)

404 A pigs pussy is pork?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013

heh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

405 gator was a good one.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:42 PM (ZpWZL)

406 EC's Vegas pic ...

/adfjas8942rfda0-

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:42 PM (48c7x)

407 so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?



Posted by: yankeefifth






Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane. That's sounds better spoken than written.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (Md8Uo)

408 What's this about ace banning himself?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (BVkEs)

409 I'm cutting out before I get myself in trouble.

Bannion, later. Be good.

BC, you're incorrigible.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (0PiQ4)

410 Wait. So what did this large vehicle say while drunk that caused him ( or her) to disintegrate? Is that the only time ace has dissolved someone?

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (9QOn9)

411 listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?>>
------------------------------------------------------
Three words that can save any marriage. "You're right dear."

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (jucos)

412 kinda, but she missed it
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013

lucky for you. if she had caught it you may be answering the question "where's my foot at, tell me wher my foot is." rule number one, don't ever fuck with Peaches; that was in the original version of bad bad leroy brown.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

413 >listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?>>


never punch a drunk in the stomach

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 11:44 PM (8sCoq)

414 Evening everyone! I was off having some small semblance of a social life. What did I miss?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2013 11:44 PM (PQgoW)

415 Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane. That's sounds better spoken than written.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (Md8Uo)




But two Wongs make a helluva General Tso's Chicken.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)

416 378
so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (Z9EHQ)


In the proper time, damned little knowledge *isn't* useful.....now stand up, and move about two steps to the left for a couple of minutes.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 11:44 PM (kaalw)

417 Lovin' this Blazing Saddles retrospective.

I once had a job where my boss asked me to write the email announcing my promotion.

After he sent it out under his name, a co-worker asked me exact...what....was...meant when it referred to me as being "well-equipped" to handle my new role.

I sent him this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdExsAQuCQA

Posted by: Wholelottasplainin' at February 25, 2013 11:44 PM (o6qwg)

418 286 Maet, whilsts I cherish when you weigh in, it's usually a developing sad occasion when you do.
Pity. I enjoy your talent for mirth.
Seriously You Guys, we're guests in Ace's house. When Maet has to start warmin' up the TB3K issuing subtle warnings, it's time to let it go
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2013 11:17 PM (JMmQ9)


Well to be fair my warnings were so subtle that even *I* wasn't aware I was issuing any.

But having blogged here for a while let me explain the reality from the posting side.

Blogging is hard work. Anyone can write a great post or two but producing even decent posts on a day after day basis is, well a job. A grind of a job often with less money and recognition that you'd imagine. Even for full-time A-list bloggers from Endor.

Most of the feedback you get only comes from comments. The people who read your post and really like it mostly just move on to something else and never even comment (sometimes a thoughtful few do send an attaboy). But the people who hated it or strongly disagree are almost certain to comment. So a lot of your feedback (10% - 50%) will be negative no matter what you write or write about.

Now we're all adults and this here is the intenet but still continual negative feedback is a drag. Each complaining comment doesn't have much impact but multiplied by 10 or 100 every day and then you're talking about a significant headwind of painful negativity you have to plow through. Even planarian worms with about the simplest fucking nervous system on the planet do eventually learn to turn away from the pain. And trust me ewoks are much faster learners.

So when you give Ace shit about what he posts on or for not having the exact same set of opinions you have, you're not slowly convincing or conditioning the ewok to give you what you want (or don't want) - you're really just adding to the headwind of hassle and aggravation. And when it gets strong enough that eventually leads to a cranky ewok who doesn't want to write *anything* since every post will just lead to more bitching and complaining.

And nobody wins in that situation.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM (z4XMh)

419 Evening everyone! I was off having some small semblance of a social life. What did I miss?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2013 11:44 PM (PQgoW)

This is one of those nights where you'll want to read the thread.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM (l86i3)

420 415 BC1981,

or half a Katie Morgan vid....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM (LRFds)

421 listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?


Where the hell do you think you are? This is the Horde you're talking to!

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM (doBIb)

422 BC, you're incorrigible.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (0PiQ4)




I'm taking that as a compliment!


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM (GEICT)

423 listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?

I'm teeming with a lot of news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM (48c7x)

424 This is one of those nights where you'll want to read the thread.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM (l86i3)

First there was no math, until.

Now there is readin'?



Damn bait and switch goin on.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2013 11:47 PM (sqp6o)

425 "371 Jane D'oh, nice to hear someone else has a low info spouse. The other day, hubby said to me, "man, this Obamacare is really gonna be a bitch for business." I rolled my eyes even though I made a vow not to do that to him, ever.
Posted by: Kalneva"

My sister is a teachers' aide in a grade school. The school officials are trying to have meetings with employees and this shit is worse than I thought. The employers know that all kinds of bureaucratic rules are coming down the pike and they don't know much of anything about what they are. So they are having meetings with employees saying "something" will happen but we're not sure what.

It's a bigger mess than even I thought. These dumb gubmint people have no idea what poorly thought out crap like this does to employers. A school district, unlike the damn federal government, has a strict budget. They have to budget for whatever the healthcare costs will be.

These government officials don't live in the real world where you are accountable for how you run an organization. There apparently are all kinds of crappy rules in this bill, and no one even knows what the hell they are.

And the aides sat there at this meeting and said things like, "Well, I didn't vote for him."

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2013 11:47 PM (tAOpG)

426 >>>so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?

Do. Not. Eat. Yellow. Snow. I know, I know, it looks just like a lemon shaved icy, but it really don't taste like it. Blegh!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 25, 2013 11:47 PM (Ks9M3)

427 377

Ok, you sluts, retards and cunts.

I must admit to having a
special fondness (gay I know) towards the community here as I have found
no one else who appreciates the genius of BOTH Trailer Park Boys and
Archer AT THE SAME TIME.

With that said, when I see a true warrior like BCochran and other morans dissing on Brit Hume, that makes me sad.

I
mean seriously guys, is there any reason that he is disliked??? I mean
not one reason was given for all the Hume-bashing comments.

I
really liked the guy and respect him. His comment on journalism is
classic, he said essentially that one needs to identify their personal
bias, fight against it, and report the facts as best they can. THAT IS
THE ESSENCE OF TRUE JOURNALISM.

Anyway, caught off guard by how
many morans didn't like Hume and was just wondering if there was any
specific reason. And no, I'm not his kid.

Muchas gracias gringos.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 25, 2013 11:36 PM (3peSI)


Hume may be one of the cleanest pairs of used ones in the laundry hamper, but all of 'em have skidmarks. You want "true journalism"? Andrew Breitbart was the best in my lifetime.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2013 11:47 PM (kaalw)

428 418 maet,

Well put. You know given my current...well decade less three years long charming streak it is easy to forget I was a den-Beste guy first. The negatives ran him off at a time when his voice would have been useful.

I do appreciate you staff guys too, and I probably don't say it enough...well you and monty I do but still not enough.

Heck I've even been able to handle Drew these last few weeks.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:48 PM (LRFds)

429 Bannion, later. Be good.

G'night, L,Elle

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:48 PM (Zxx23)

430
So when you give Ace shit about what he posts or
for not having the exact set of opinions you have, you're not slowly
convincing or conditioning the ewok to give you what you want (or don't
want) - you're really just adding to the headwind of hassle and
aggravation. And that eventually leads to a cranky ewok who doesn't want
to write anything because every post will just lead to more bitching
and complaining.



Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM (z4XMh)

But we can still bust on him for the loose shit on the blog, right?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 11:48 PM (Zd/NW)

431 And the aides sat there at this meeting and said things like, "Well, I didn't vote for him."
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2013 11:47 PM (tAOpG)


LOL, They'll learn. It'll be slow and painful but they will all learn.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:48 PM (l86i3)

432 Lovin' this Blazing Saddles retrospective

Greatest animal stunt ever: Alex Carras decking a horse with a right hook.

Posted by: Mongo at February 25, 2013 11:49 PM (Lxw+T)

433 I like Brit Hume.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:49 PM (LRFds)

434 "Cranky Ewok" oughtta be a Weird Al song.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:50 PM (48c7x)

435 Well, Mr. Bannion?

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:50 PM (doBIb)

436
You know when they're little they are cute. Real cute. Like a Mogwai.

But Ewoks are actually really high maintenace.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:50 PM (ZpWZL)

437 429 Bannion,

Yeah night Sean, Elle, all....I'm gonna drool and go coma...

as soon as I put icy hot on wife's neck, brush teeth and walk dead dog or is it brush dead dog and walk teeth?

I lose track

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:50 PM (LRFds)

438 I get it Maet, I really do. Similar thing for me at work. No one ever calls to say what a great job you did, they call to bitch about something they think you've done wrong or are about to do wrong.


I think most people, or maybe it's just me, get frustrated because a simple disagreement or comment towards Ace and sometimes, no one ever knows when, he jumps full on in your shit with both feet. It feels personal.

Take NDH. Simple innocuous comment. I've seen similar comments dozens upon dozens of times here. Ace saw it and jumped on her. It wasn't needed. And she's not just a commenter here ffs. The lady has had blogging privileges in the past and Ace just straight up tells her to head over somewhere else? Not cool.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:51 PM (GEICT)

439 >Greatest animal stunt ever: Alex Carras decking a horse with a right hook.

Pshaw, I punched two camels in the head.

Posted by: Conan at February 25, 2013 11:51 PM (EV9p4)

440 But Ewoks are actually really high maintenace.

Just throw 'em a shield generator every so often and they'll be happy.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:51 PM (doBIb)

441 Awww, Bannion, you really are good.

I got that last one. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:51 PM (0PiQ4)

442
But Ewoks are actually really high maintenace.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:50 PM (ZpWZL)


Well, you have to keep them brushed out but if you litter train them you can leave them home alone as long as there food and Valu-rite lasts.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:52 PM (l86i3)

443 Maetenloch @ 418

So what would be the best positive reinforcement for Ace?

1) hit the tip jar?
2) more praise for his postings?
3) hire a really nice call girl for him?

Serious you guys, what is he looking for from us? I mean getting this gang to agree on anything is harder than herding skunks.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 25, 2013 11:52 PM (Md8Uo)

444 418
So when you give Ace shit about what he posts or for not having the
exact set of opinions you have, you're not slowly convincing or
conditioning the ewok to give you what you want (or don't want) - you're
really just adding to the headwind of hassle and aggravation. And that
eventually leads to a cranky ewok who doesn't want to write anything
because every post will just lead to more bitching and complaining.


My wife once told me a story, to illustrate what she did not want. An old prospector lived with his wife in a remote cabin. She cooked his meals, darned his socks, and generally took care of him, and all she ever got out of him was complaints. Finally she snapped: "Does all I do for you even matter? Do you love me?"

His answer: "I'm here, ain't I?"

There are a lot of places to hang out on the Internet. But we're here and not there, and it's because Ace and cohort completely rock.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2013 11:52 PM (2IW5Q)

445 435 Well, Mr. Bannion?

Dammit. You interrupted me.

See #397.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:52 PM (Zxx23)

446 Serious you guys, what is he looking for from us?

Read an entire movie review of his?

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:53 PM (doBIb)

447 so, I have been assigned some "new business / client relations" stuff lately. I have had more to drink sin 1/1 than I had all last year. At this rate I will need a new liver by mid-year. I was drinking tequila until 2am monday. I hate tequila, I would rather have another virginity check instead of a shot of some vile tequila.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

448 440 But Ewoks are actually really high maintenace.

Just throw 'em a shield generator every so often and they'll be happy.


I assume you mean the giant purple silicone shield generator, the one powered by three D batteries.

Posted by: Mongo at February 25, 2013 11:53 PM (Lxw+T)

449 What's this about ace banning himself?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 25, 2013 11:43 PM (BVkEs)

Pixy banned Ace's IP last month. He couldn't comment except for inside other people's comments.

It was delicious...simply delicious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:53 PM (GsoHv)

450 Goody! Daughter the elder just had her Lt.Col. board. Don't know when she will pin on, but that will mean a long flight to Germany again. I haven't missed pinning a rank yet on either of my daughters, but I think daughter the youngers is more fun because I get to punch her (Tech Sgt just recently)

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 25, 2013 11:53 PM (uVuwp)

451 Hey gang. Drive by. In and out.

I just wanted to say that I hope I didn't offend anyone Friday OnT. I was pretty "well into my cups". Not exactly sure what I said, other than ripping off Sven. And I recall being ... "cloying"?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 25, 2013 11:53 PM (mkb9H)

452 443 CJ Burch,

I have no idea CJ I try to bang the jar some, I try to be polite, I am not sure where to find a Smurfette Ewok or how to get "Play Rubio's garbage the magazine for Ewok Playas" for him....

hell I once felt that we were Ace's antfarm experiment...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:54 PM (LRFds)

453 35 Well, Mr. Bannion?



Dammit. You interrupted me.



See #397.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:52 PM (Zxx23)


#367 is the new one tonight.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:54 PM (doBIb)

454 I'm starting to think you're no one around here until you've been banned.

Posted by: Mongo at February 25, 2013 11:55 PM (Lxw+T)

455 451 Cpt backfire,

Nah didn't offend me...

I don't think anyone...we're all(loosely) on the same team here at logray Estates

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:55 PM (LRFds)

456 The lady has had blogging privileges in the past and Ace just straight up tells her to head over somewhere else? Not cool.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:51 PM (GEICT)

I think Ace's comment to NDH was snarky, but not meant in earnest.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:55 PM (GsoHv)

457 But Ewoks are actually really high maintenace.

If Leia's encounter is any indication, they appear inordinately fond of Imperial Space Rations.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2013 11:55 PM (48c7x)

458 ace got banned on his own blog? Gawd, that's funny. which post/link?

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 25, 2013 11:55 PM (UsR5V)

459 I just wanted to say that I hope I didn't offend anyone Friday OnT. I was pretty "well into my cups". Not exactly sure what I said, other than ripping off Sven. And I recall being ... "cloying"?
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 25, 2013 11:53 PM (mkb9H)

Let those of us who have not aggravated the horde unnecessarily, cast the first stone.

OUCH! Shit, that hurt Mama AJ.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 11:56 PM (l86i3)

460 454 I'm starting to think you're no one around here until you've been banned.Posted by: Mongo at February 25, 2013 11:55 PM (Lxw+T)

Morons but pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:56 PM (Zxx23)

461 and another thing, I am not that old but I am way to old for binge drinking. I drink a little a lot but never a lot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

462 I think Ace's comment to NDH was snarky, but not meant in earnest.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:55 PM (GsoHv)



He commented a time or two after. I'd say 50/50.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:57 PM (GEICT)

463 ace got banned on his own blog? Gawd, that's funny. which post/link?
Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 25, 2013

believe me, he deserved a banning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

464 ace got banned on his own blog? Gawd, that's funny. which post/link?


Which just goes to show you how broke-ass this blog software is. The owner can be banned! LOL!!!

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 11:57 PM (doBIb)

465 458 Frito Plover esq,

I don't think it was a "post' event so much as a whole week/month? he was stuck in the comments....which led to a different sort of interaction between us and him for a bit...was that in December?

it all blurs.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:57 PM (LRFds)

466
Let those of us who have not aggravated the horde unnecessarily, cast the first stone.

I don't have the slightest idea what you are talking about.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 11:57 PM (ZpWZL)

467 To second BC,

I saw that exchange btw NDH and Ace earlier when he told her to go to Hot Air.

NDH, is the most polite commenter here. She always makes a point of responding to anyone who writes to her. She was kind as she always is and took it in stride.

I guess Ace is just moody.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 11:58 PM (0PiQ4)

468 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2013 11:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

Business drinking is tough. Try to spill the occasional drink on the floor or walk to the bathroom with a full one and come back with an empty one.

And the one for one rule always works. One drink...one glass of water.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:58 PM (GsoHv)

469 Ok y'all I'm out.

Another early, depressing day in the bowels of DoD ahead of me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2013 11:59 PM (Zxx23)

470 I think if you want to write a blog with posts that everyone loves, you need a narrow focus, like toy trains or kittens. Then you get commenters that pretty much love anything to do with toy trains or kittens.

But if you blog about politics and culture, well... the responses and comments can't help but be all over the map. Thick skin required.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 11:59 PM (8sCoq)

471 I guess Ace is just moody.


Take your pick of probably causes:


1. Lack of sleep.


2. Poor eating habits.


3. Too many E-Cigs, not enough tobacco.

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (doBIb)

472 Night Bannion!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (GEICT)

473 And the one for one rule always works. One drink...one glass of water.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:58 PM (GsoHv)


I always use that for drnking outside in the summer. Business? one and sip.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (l86i3)

474 TPH,

It does with me hat...how'd you set them off?

I have not gotten any death threats since LGF....

I'm intrigued.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 11:40 PM (LRFds)


Simply waving an American flag from a building while some racist twat was talking about how non-whites that weren't "for the cause" were sell outs. One of their uniformed thugs came up to me (but still hidden from others) and told me to come over to him in a menacing tone... and I knew enough to know he wasn't joking. Had to stay there for a while before a police officer came by and told us both to leave and made sure we left.

Good times...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (Vk2pI)

475 I ban in your general direction.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (BVkEs)

476 Ace has his flaws, like disliking certain ethnic
groups.

Posted by: Curious Minds at February 25, 2013 11:59 PM (aLRd/)

Huh?

You do know that the "Scandi" thing is a joke?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (GsoHv)

477 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon.

Generally, the teachers vote for the democrats, but many of the aides don't, because the unions don't do much for the aides. Employees who are largely unskilled have to pay union dues, but they won' t get much in pay or benefits, because they have jobs that pretty much anyone can do. It's a stupid situation.

And the likelihood is that if the district is forced to offer them health insurance, the district will cut their hours.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (tAOpG)

478 Okay I'm almost out...

can anyone explain the barry/harkin 10.10 minimum wage is a boom for the economy and will add 100,000 jobs because consumers will have more cash thing?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (LRFds)

479 469
Ace has his flaws, like disliking certain ethnic groups.


Um, dude, those were jokes, you know.

Posted by: Splunge at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (2IW5Q)

480 Take care Bannion!

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (doBIb)

481 Maybe Pixy crunches code with an actual Babbage difference engine. I don't think those brass cogs had ampersands either.

Posted by: Mongo at February 26, 2013 12:01 AM (Lxw+T)

482 But we can still bust on him for the loose shit on the blog, right?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 11:48 PM (Zd/NW)


Absolutely.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2013 12:01 AM (z4XMh)

483 But if you blog about politics and culture, well... the responses and comments can't help but be all over the map. Thick skin required.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 11:59 PM (8sCoq)




Exactly. And when it comes to a place like the HQ, both the bloggers and the commenters need thick skin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:01 AM (GEICT)

484 Hey, 'rons, 'ettes, and assorted hangers-on...

If any of you are in the area affected by Snowmageddon '13!(tm) or whatever the Weather Channel is calling it, hope you all stay safe. My Mom and Dad are in the dead center of it; got 17 inches of snow today. Meanwhile, here in SW Oklahoma, we didn't get any of the eight inches predicted. Needless to say, CW Jr. is double non-plussed (or is it OK to say he's p**sed?).

Got hammered for the first time in over 20 years at karaoke last Friday. Still did well enough to get an offer to sing lead for a new band here. We'll see how that goes.

In the meantime, I continue to lurk here, annoy libs on FB from time to time, and try to stay out of the gummint's way. The ONT crowd helps keep me sane. If any of you are in the Chickasha area some weekend, come on by. But you'll have to deal with karaoke. It's my therapy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:01 AM (5J54Q)

485 Um, dude, those were jokes, you know.
Posted by: Splunge at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (2IW5Q)

I think someone is concerned.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:02 AM (l86i3)

486 475 TPH,

Heh....well at least you made it out.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:02 AM (LRFds)

487 Thanks 10077. We are on the same team. Are we not?

I think that sometimes gets forgotten. But I stayed at the party, drinking that F'ing Rebel Yell, way too late. And paid for it all weekend (Momma was NOT happy, with my sorry ass).

I did, in the end, not take your "great lick" about 'Obama as a warm-up', as my own. But you were not directly attributed. The waters were muddied enough. You and I, however, know the truth of the matter. And everyone "likes it". Church!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 26, 2013 12:02 AM (mkb9H)

488 This is one of those nights where you'll want to read the thread.

Ok, I just skimmed it, but wow.

I also see that EC is once again showing off his hot wife. I've got a friend down in El Paso who is 50 and looks just as good, and every time EC posts these pics I get the urge to clear my schedule and head down there for long weekend, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 26, 2013 12:02 AM (PQgoW)

489 Eh, I assumed that there was more to the NDH spat than we saw, since she does blog here too. But then I probably assume that ace and the cobs email or talk outside the blog more than they do.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 12:02 AM (9QOn9)

490 Ace loves all ethnic groups. Fool.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 12:03 AM (BVkEs)

491 487 OSP,

"TepidAir" is full of NeoNazis...

yeah deeply concerned....

Poppin'Fresh is head of the Gestapo alright

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:03 AM (LRFds)

492 He's a good guy and means well.

Posted by: Curious Minds at February 26, 2013 12:02 AM (aLRd/)

Oh I think we all agree with you, and certainly appreciate your concern.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 12:03 AM (GsoHv)

493 Posting on a blog IMHO is like talking to the wife/husband, if you don't want to sleep on the couch/be banned have some finesse. Dont lead with "what a fucking cunt you are" say something like "you know sleeping with the guy next door gives me anxiety".

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:03 AM (qo244)

494
>>I guess Ace is just moody.

Heh.
There was a while when the Cycle of the Ewok was more reliable than the tides.
He'd decide he wanted the horde to get its act together and startpicking up after themselves. Naturally there would be rebellion, intansigence and the usual mockery and Ace would go apeshit on the commenters, then he'd apologize.Then the apology would fall apart and he'd double down on the rage. Then he'd get all sentimental and want to hug it out.
After a nap, things would go back to normal for three or four weeks and theCycle would renew itself.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 12:03 AM (ZpWZL)

495 Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2013 11:45 PM

This. Word...

Or whatever the kids are sayin' these days...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2013 12:03 AM (JMmQ9)

496 You do know that the "Scandi" thing is a joke?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 12:00 AM (GsoHv)


The Swedes brought their own doom on themselves:

http://tinyurl.com/a2vg2bj

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 12:03 AM (Vk2pI)

497 I've got a friend down in El Paso who is 50 and looks just as good


You know what you must do...

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:03 AM (doBIb)

498
Oh sweet fuck. Can we get rid of this lie.

RONALD REAGAN OWNED HIS OWN AR 15, WHICH WAS CUSTOM BUILT FOR HIM, SINCE HE WAS A LEFTY.

DON'T SURRENDER THE NARRATIVE, THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!! REAGAN OWNED AN AR 15!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:04 AM (3peSI)

499 450 Goody! Daughter the elder just had her Lt.Col. board. Don't know when she will pin on, but that will mean a long flight to Germany again.

Congrats, Ma Bell. Have some beer and sausage.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2013 12:04 AM (tAOpG)

500 493 craig poe,

preferably with a nice brine injection marinades in chablis for a minimum of 8 hours prior to searing....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:04 AM (LRFds)

501 492 Eh, I assumed that there was more to the NDH spat than we saw, since she does blog here too. But then I probably assume that ace and the cobs email or talk outside the blog more than they do.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 12:02 AM (9QOn9)



My understanding is that the cobs talk quite a bit behind the scenes, but as far as I know, this afternoon had nothing to do with anything else.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:04 AM (GEICT)

502 I'm concerned. Very concerned.

Posted by: Filthy Fuckin' Iceback at February 26, 2013 12:04 AM (JQuNB)

503 Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 26, 2013 12:02 AM (9QOn9)

I think that they trade topless photos of the new Moronettes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 12:04 AM (GsoHv)

504 Yeah, I'm getting the whiff of Hector from this one

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 12:05 AM (QTHTd)

505 Yeah, I'm getting the whiff of Hector from this one

Ask him about the Chetniks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 12:05 AM (48c7x)

506 >Exactly. And when it comes to a place like the HQ, both the bloggers and the commenters need thick skin.


And perspective.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (8sCoq)

507 Yeah, I'm getting the whiff of Hector from this one

Ask him about the Chetniks.


Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 12:05 AM (48c7x)

Or the Serbs/Albanians.

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (doBIb)

508 479
can anyone explain the barry/harkin 10.10
minimum wage is a boom for the economy and will add 100,000 jobs because
consumers will have more cash thing?


Sure. It's easiest to imagine if you think about the consequences of raising the minimum wage to $50,000/year. All of the money for those wages would come from unicorns and pots of gold at the end of rainbows, and it would disperse throughout the economy, bringing prosperity and creating many jobs because all of these newly prosperous people would be spending all of that money, which would help businesses prosper and hire even more people. Think of it as a lunch, a lunch that you never need to pay for.

Posted by: Splunge at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (2IW5Q)

509 499 You do know that the "Scandi" thing is a joke?

Tell that to the Saxons.

Posted by: Mongo at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (Lxw+T)

510 Yeah, I'm getting the whiff of Hector from this one
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 26, 2013 12:05 AM (QTHTd)


If it smells like Taco Bell, Marlboro menthals and shit then yeah, it's him.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (l86i3)

511 I think that they trade topless photos of the new Moronettes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2013 12:04 AM (GsoHv)

I'm always missing the good stuff.

Hey, has EC posted any more pics tonight?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (5J54Q)

512 And perspective.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (8sCoq)




And booze. And meat. And dancing girls.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:07 AM (GEICT)

513 491
480 Splunge
This is a free country and Ace can hate who he wants. He
makes no laws that discriminate against people. I may not like his
opinions on some groups, but it's his right.


OK, I get it now. Hello Troll. Goodbye Troll.

Posted by: Splunge at February 26, 2013 12:07 AM (2IW5Q)

514 You know what you must do...

Drive down there and bang her silly? I know, but I can't break away from work at the moment.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 26, 2013 12:07 AM (PQgoW)

515 NDH here.

I came back to join my fellow morons and not be "butthurt" as one commenter above suggested.

I arrive to find that the meme that I complained about a thread continues unabated.

So, let me set the record straight, being that I am, now, pretty friggin butthurt.

I entered a thread and expressed my surprise that the fight was still going on. I did so with a simply "This. Still? Oh Dear Lord"

and... as I was typing my next comment, joining in the thread, Ace essentially tells me to GTFO if I don't like the thread.

It was unwarranted and completely lacking in perspective.

Then, he continued to play the role of bully and drag my name out again to state how he hoped that I was reading over at HA.

There is always infighting amongst family and this little internet family is no exception, but when one is falsely accused of something and then the host and, dare I say it, a few sycophants join in to perpetuate the bullshit...

well yeah.... I get a little "butthurt".

You guys are wonderful, well, most of you, and I have admired Ace's wit and talent now for 10 years.

Sometimes, however, it's best to move on or take a break and perhaps that time for me is now.

Take care folks, the best of everything, and I hope to see you soon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)

516 Hey, has EC posted any more pics tonight?

*points up to posts between 358 and 367*

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (doBIb)

517 511 Splunge,

Yeah no that's exactly the response almost I made at tepid...

of course I think Boner should call him on it and say...

"Mr President although I think your minimum wage pap is retarded I will meet and exceed your minimum wage hike....25.00 bucks an hour BUT we abolish EPA and Dept of Education and devolve power back to the states!'

Outbribe F$A

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (LRFds)

518 So, Curious, which groups does Ace dislike?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (GEICT)

519 Oh and the blog software will only improve if we hit the tip jar as a group for that purpose. You don't get a new shiny ride just bitching about the one you got. Pick a day to bribe ace so he has to and has the funds to or quit your bitchin.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (qo244)

520 Posted by: Curious Minds at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (aLRd/)

I do sincerely appreciate your concern. So would you, you know, blow me?

Posted by: Filthy Fuckin' Iceback at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (JQuNB)

521 As long as here are no discriminatory laws, people can hate who they want. The 1st Amendment protects all.


Posted by: Curious Minds at February 26, 2013 12:06 AM (aLRd/)

---
So, who do you hate?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (BVkEs)

522
Maetenloch:

Great point. Doing your own blog ain't easy. And Ace deserves mucho respect for creating this great thing and his snarky comments.

Period. And I love Andrew Breitbart too.

FUCK YOU. WAR!!!!

Exactly. A fallen hero. But this kill everyone that doesn't agree to ELEVENTY with us is not productive. If we can't agree that Brit Hume is a good guy and a pretty good fucking journalist, then we are sunk indeed.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (3peSI)

523 393
so listen, does anyone around here know anything useful?



Like art, this blog is useless. Embrace the inutility.

Posted by: Ars gratia artis at February 25, 2013 11:39 PM

Check our blog, put something up you'd like

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (mCvL4)

524

>>well yeah.... I get a little "butthurt".

Do you need me to kiss it?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (ZpWZL)

525 Sometimes, however, it's best to move on or take a break and perhaps that time for me is now.

Take care folks, the best of everything, and I hope to see you soon.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)

Nice Job Ace, you have an E-mail to write.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (l86i3)

526 520 NDH,

take it from the sorest ass in town here....

You were not over the line, I am not saying you're not hurt and I am glad you're still here. You're a cornerstone and a staple. Don't ever leave for good.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (LRFds)

527 456 The lady has had blogging privileges in the past and Ace just straight up tells her to head over somewhere else? Not cool.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2013 11:51 PM (GEICT)

I think Ace's comment to NDH was snarky, but not meant in earnest.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 11:55 PM (GsoHv)

Yeah he was just irritated and snarking. And BTW suggesting that other blogs may have more of what you want is hardly a banning or excommunication or even being an asshole.

Seriously if you're unsatisfied with AoSHQ's content, please go check out some other blogs or even start one of your own. Hanging around here all aggravated and bitching in the comments does no one any good.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (z4XMh)

528 Ronald Reagan was a regular guy and once threatened to shoot a guy that was trying to mug a woman outside of his apartment (in his youth). Stopped that shit cold.

Americans used to viscerally understand the 2nd amendment, but now, our metrosexual academic betters want to disarm and psychologically castrate us, so they can sleep comfy in their beds at night.

Well, if it actually comes to the point of disarming the gun owners in this country, there will be a lot of long restless nights for those.....people. They won't understand how the government, like fire,can bedangerous when it is the master. Until too late.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 26, 2013 12:10 AM (Md8Uo)

529
NDH:

I always LOVE YOUR POSTS and I didn't even know you were a chick. Please come around often and many times!!!!

You are THE BEST AND HILARIOUS. Don't worry about Ace, he is an attorney and all attorneys are somewhat fucked in the head!!!

And I don't even know what the hell transpired between you guys.

WE ALL MUST RALLY OR WE WILL SURELY FALL.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:10 AM (3peSI)

530 NDH,

I hope you're not away for long. I always enjoy your posts.

EC: Thanks. You are a lucky guy.
Now where's that Page Up button?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:11 AM (5J54Q)

531 Sometimes, it's hard to gauge ace's mood. No telling.

It just seems odd that he would truly go off on NDH for a simple, harmless comment like that.

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:11 AM (doBIb)

532
Don't leave so quick NDH. We need all the ettes we can find.
Besides, Ace isn't around the ONT much and when he is he's usually very level headed...okay that last bit might be a lie.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 12:11 AM (ZpWZL)

533 Hanging around here all aggravated and bitching in the comments does no one any good.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (z4XMh)




But...but....who would comment if there was no one aggravated or bitching????


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:12 AM (GEICT)

534 Nobody calls it "Eareckson," it's just Shemya. What a dump. I took a military hop out there from Elmendorf (twice--apparently I didn't figure out it was a dump the first time), which stops at King Salmon (also mumblefuck). Nowhere for a girl to pee, so you hold it until you land. And sometimes, the weather sucks so bad you don't get to land and you have to come back. Like, 600 miles back, because there's nowhere for a jet that size to land out there.


In the middle of the island, the contractors poured their extra concrete into a big round blob and set a big steel ring into it. It is the "plug" and if someone pulls it, the whole island sinks (eat your heart out, Guam).


The place if overrun with foxes who get into everything. It rains up there, so the windows all have hoods over the operating sashes so the water doesn't come into the buildings.


Godforsaken doesn't even begin to describe the Pacific Paradise of Shemya.


Is this review long enough to make me a cob-logger?

Posted by: tcn at February 26, 2013 12:12 AM (VLG62)

535 540 Curious Minds,

I'm concerned you're concerned.....

you do know the "certain group" I hate is mankind right?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:12 AM (LRFds)

536 Check our blog, put something up you'd like


As a starship captain, I claim the privilege of being lazy. Still, I ought to post something.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:12 AM (Lxw+T)

537 Drive down there and bang her silly? I know, but I can't break away from work at the moment.


*holds out hand for Colorado Alex's ManCard*

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:12 AM (doBIb)

538 Like I said. In and out. I'll be back when I have something of use to "add".

Love you guys. This is my fort. Good night.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 26, 2013 12:13 AM (mkb9H)

539 526
517 Splunge
I am defending Ace, not attacking him. He's a good guy.


Sometimes I am really determined to clean my windows. I use Windex and a paper towel, but I still see some streaks. So I use ammonia and wipe with a newspaper. Then I see that the outside needs doing, so I do the same there, two phases of thorough cleaning. When I'm done, that window is almost perfectly transparent. But not quite as transparent as this act of yours.

Posted by: Splunge at February 26, 2013 12:13 AM (2IW5Q)

540 Seriously if you're unsatisfied with AoSHQ's content, please go check out some other blogs or even start one of your own. Hanging around here all aggravated and bitching in the comments does no one any good.
Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (z4XMh)


That's not a great attitude if you are refering to NDH. First Dagny got shit on the NDH? You are not only a value to us. I had hoped that we had value to you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:14 AM (l86i3)

541 I is so late like 120 minutes late

details on the above? a meme?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 26, 2013 12:14 AM (U97pt)

542 I can attest that the Kirk Bang Theory is scientifically accurate, kdbabear.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:14 AM (Lxw+T)

543 I'm still concerned, but at least I got a blow job.

Posted by: Filthy Fuckin' Iceback at February 26, 2013 12:14 AM (JQuNB)

544 If TYQQYT is lurking tonight: I've been using The Moron Toolkit Chrome extension for several days now, and it's running smoothly. Kudos!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:15 AM (5J54Q)

545 But we can still bust on him for the loose shit on the blog, right?


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 11:48 PM (Zd/NW)


Here's a quick hint that I believe Maet would approve. Don't just bust. Don't make it a problem -- he's got plenty. Keep the tone light and humorous. And for God's sake, don't rant on and on.

For example -- "one of Pixy's hamsters needs a crash cart, stat! I think it got some bad hamster chow!" is far superior to "Why can't the blog get some real servers? Why does this always happen to one of my brilliant posts where I demonstrate your utter incompetence. Y'know, real blogs have ampersands. This is almost as depressing as one of your health scares...."

One of the things that makes this such a wonderful place is that it works live, on the high-wire, without a net. And, when you think about it, Ace is freakin' amazing with it -- and everyone in the field who really does this knows it, from Instapundit to Allahpundit, Driscoll to AB (PBUH), Michelle Malkin to Jeff Goldstein....Ace has Got. The. Chops. And he's got the wildest, wooliest, rootin'-tootin' best community on the web, from the cobs down to the lurkers.

So, yeah, bust his chops -- rasslin's the game around here -- but remember that he's 99-44/100% right out-the-gate for being amazing, and gets the rest for owning the blog.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 12:15 AM (kaalw)

546 550 Curious Minds,

I'm concerned that you're concerned that Poppin'Fresh is really Himmler there bud....

you do get that Poppin'Fresh thinks Charles Ingalls from little House on the Prairie was a wildman?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:15 AM (LRFds)

547 The Amish, picking and choosing among their hypocrisy since 17whatever. Grow up.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 26, 2013 12:16 AM (K0j1Y)

548 "Y'know, real blogs have ampersands."

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:16 AM (5J54Q)

549 520
NDH here.



I came back to join my fellow morons and not be "butthurt" as one commenter above suggested.



I arrive to find that the meme that I complained about a thread continues unabated.



So, let me set the record straight, being that I am, now, pretty friggin butthurt.



I entered a thread and expressed my surprise that the fight was
still going on. I did so with a simply "This. Still? Oh Dear Lord"



and... as I was typing my next comment, joining in the thread, Ace essentially tells me to GTFO if I don't like the thread.



It was unwarranted and completely lacking in perspective.



Then, he continued to play the role of bully and drag my name out again to state how he hoped that I was reading over at HA.



There is always infighting amongst family and this little internet
family is no exception, but when one is falsely accused of something and
then the host and, dare I say it, a few sycophants join in to
perpetuate the bullshit...



well yeah.... I get a little "butthurt".



You guys are wonderful, well, most of you, and I have admired Ace's wit and talent now for 10 years.



Sometimes, however, it's best to move on or take a break and perhaps that time for me is now.



Take care folks, the best of everything, and I hope to see you soon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)

---
You'll always be here NDH, Ace was likely being one of them alphabet words. Right, ace?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 12:17 AM (BVkEs)

550 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:17 AM (GEICT)

551 554 Curious Minds,

No, no it is not but that's okay.

So long as i avoid that Stormfront site tepid Air I guess I have a chance to redeem myself....

speaking of transparent.....

"500,000 guaranteed access" to Reggie Love

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:17 AM (LRFds)

552 fuck

there be hostility here

one whiskey shot in 3, 2, 1!


now!

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 26, 2013 12:17 AM (U97pt)

553 *holds out hand for Colorado Alex's ManCard*

There are no pics; she's smarter than that.

I would go, but instead I get to spend the next couple of weeks preparing my assigned deliverable for the Army and tramping around the freezing cold hellhole that is Pinion Canyon.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 26, 2013 12:17 AM (PQgoW)

554 Sometimes, however, it's best to move on or take a break and perhaps that time for me is now.>>

I get that to walk away and take a break is the best of the options you have. But don't make it too long cause you contribute much to this blog. Take care and hope to read you soon.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:17 AM (qo244)

555 BC - are you using the Moron Toolkit? That's the only way I can get ampersands & crap.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:17 AM (5J54Q)

556
>>you do get that Poppin'Fresh thinks Charles Ingalls from little House on the Prairie was a wildman?

ok. That was funny.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2013 12:18 AM (NrAlm)

557 NDH, if Ace hasn't personally singled anyone out for an abusive rant, it just isn't their turn yet

I've been on the receiving end more than a few times. There are a few people he's even apologized to, but it's usually a blanket "sorry I was a dick to everyone"

He gave you co-blogger keys, so he must like you

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:18 AM (mCvL4)

558 557 SFGoth,

hypocrisy-the new normal....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:18 AM (LRFds)

559 Who here was here when Ace went on Fox News and got bum-rushed off the screen for an Israeli tank stuck in the mud?

Hahahaha!!!

And who can forget ace standing by the doorway when W comes in to talk to media folks and the first thing he does is shake ace's hand?

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:18 AM (doBIb)

560 >Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)

This gives me something to think about too

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 26, 2013 12:18 AM (8sCoq)

561 Hi I am from the last thread and just wanted to say the Lena Dunham is one ugly ass bitch with cellulite galore on her potato sack shaped behind.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 26, 2013 12:19 AM (+OTLF)

562 Capt - Nope, so far all my apple products (phone, iPad and Macbook) allow &&&&&&

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:19 AM (GEICT)

563 There are no pics; she's smarter than that.



There are always pics.

Always.

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:19 AM (doBIb)

564 Capt - Nope, so far all my apple products (phone, iPad and Macbook) allow &&&&&&
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:19 AM (GEICT)

Dit&&&&&&to

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:20 AM (l86i3)

565 Testing bold, italic, strike, underline and the mighty &!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:21 AM (5J54Q)

566 Garrett,

I'm like a broken calender....right on average every 7-11 years....

heh.

God I'm tired.

I'll bury the hatchet the next time I post...sorry if I am too growly today/yesterday/this leap year cycle.

Y'all keep safe and keep on keeping on.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:21 AM (LRFds)

567 Y'all keep safe and keep on keeping on.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:21 AM (LRFds)

G'night Sven

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:22 AM (l86i3)

568 I was off having some small semblance of a social life. What did I miss?

Asshole. Way to rub it in and depress all the nerdly mutants round these parts.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:22 AM (N4oSc)

569 Capt - Nope, so far all my apple products

Oh.

So you're one of them.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:22 AM (5J54Q)

570 There are always pics.

Always.


If there aren't, there's Rule 34. Even in the 23rd century.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:22 AM (Lxw+T)

571 And who can forget ace standing by the doorway when W
comes in to talk to media folks and the first thing he does is shake
ace's hand?


Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:18 AM

That reminds me of the time Seth MacFarlane said something funny and Ace was in the bathroom and missed it

Posted by: Peter Griffin at February 26, 2013 12:22 AM (mCvL4)

572 Hey, I heard OSP had a book out...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread is just being a butthead now at February 26, 2013 12:23 AM (5J54Q)

573 575 Curious Minds,

if/when Barry makes the "Protecting red Diaper babies" proclamation I will be a registered communist named "Valdez"....

I think your calumny on Tepid is charming...no really i do.

You keep chasing that tail you'll catch it any day now.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:23 AM (LRFds)

574 Oh shit.

NDH, don't go!!!!
Ace was just in one of his shitty moods. write it off as that.

I've been here only a few months. If you've invested 10 yrs here, don't walk away bc Ace had a hard night

Please, sleep on it and come back tomorrow. You are wonderful. Really.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 12:23 AM (0PiQ4)

575 540
527 Craig Poe
It's irrelevant whom I hate. We all hate certain groups. It's just the way life is.


Posted by: Curious Minds at February 26, 2013 12:11 AM (aLRd/)

---
What's this "we" shit? Easy checkmate.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 12:23 AM (BVkEs)

576 I am indeed one of them.



I was pretty antiApple for a while. Then I started using their products.


*lightbulb*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:23 AM (GEICT)

577 Heh, Charles Ingalls. Guy moves away from 18something Wisconsin because it's getting "too crowded".

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 12:23 AM (pauFS)

578 And folks, NDH is gonna be back. She told me she's just taking a few days to calm down and clear out. She'll be back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:24 AM (GEICT)

579 Hey, I heard OSP had a book out...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread is just being a butthead now at February 26, 2013 12:23 AM (5J54Q)


Well, lets not get carried away, I penned a few thoughts.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:24 AM (l86i3)

580 575 Curious Minds

Speak into the microphone, bitch.

Posted by: Filthy Fuckin' Iceback at February 26, 2013 12:25 AM (JQuNB)

581
Btw you fucking cunts, did I mention that

RONALD FUCKING REAGAN OWNED AN AR 15!!!

Can we tell Piers Morgan to suck cock or what. And NDH, the fact that you are a chick is a huge turn on. there, I said it. hahahaha.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:25 AM (3peSI)

582 I was pretty antiApple for a while. Then I started using their products.

*lightbulb*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:23 AM (GEICT)

Eh, it doesn't really matter to me. I grew up on PCs, but CW Jr. has an iPod Touch. He wants an iPhone, but that's his mom's (the ex's) concern, not mine.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread is just being a butthead now at February 26, 2013 12:25 AM (5J54Q)

583 Gotta take the youngen to school tomorrow, night night.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:25 AM (l86i3)

584 Alright folks, I gotta be up in 5 hours. So goodnight, godspeed and try not to piss anyone off.


Except for that stupid fucking troll. Open season on him.


Goodnight!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:25 AM (GEICT)

585 Well, lets not get carried away, I penned a few thoughts.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:24 AM (l86i3)

Well, one hears rumors. Like AllenG having a blog.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread is just being a butthead now at February 26, 2013 12:26 AM (5J54Q)

586 Good night BCochran!

Good night moon!


Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:26 AM (doBIb)

587 Goodnight, BC!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:27 AM (5J54Q)

588 As a starship captain, I claim the privilege of being lazy. Still, I ought to post something.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:12 AM

No, why change your ways now. Cuts down on blown warp engines and penicillin shortages

Posted by: Cmdr Montgomery Scott at February 26, 2013 12:27 AM (mCvL4)

589 A little rant for you youngsters. Fucking color and ampersands and italics were only dreams for us old fucks. You don't get them and you whine like bitches. We just wanted more than a 8kb program and not to have to walk through the snow both ways to work.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:27 AM (qo244)

590 579 Curious Minds,

amazing you are posting to the past in the future....

no riddle at 573 I assure you....

I'll bet even the people who think I am Madder than the MadHatter got the point of that post....

I'll help you out.

Calumny(n)
defamation:the making of false statements about somebody with malicious intent


I like 50 cent words...grandpa made me read a thesaurus.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:27 AM (LRFds)

591 Can we tell Piers Morgan to suck cock or what

I doubt he needs encouragement.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:27 AM (Lxw+T)

592 Goodnight to OSP and to all you other 'rons and 'ettes. Have to get up in six hours myself, and it ain't as easy as it used to be.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2013 12:28 AM (5J54Q)

593 Evenin' all.

Crap, I missed the chainsaw jugglers again, didn't I?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 12:28 AM (xKC/c)

594 578
And folks, NDH is gonna be back. She told me she's just taking a few days to calm down and clear out. She'll be back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:24 AM

Good, it's always hardest on the blog children

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:28 AM (mCvL4)

595 That's not a great attitude if you are refering to NDH. First Dagny got shit on the NDH? You are not only a value to us. I had hoped that we had value to you.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 12:14 AM (l86i3)


Well I suspect his snark at NDH was probably due to misinterpreting her comment.

But even in real life if you go to the Ace Bar and Grill and complain about the drinks and entertainment most every night, I can assure you that eventually you'll be encouraged to go check out the Hot Air Diner down the street. Who knows - you might even be happier there.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2013 12:29 AM (z4XMh)

596 Oh dang...of course I get sucked in to staying up by a Ozoned troll....

*sigh* if only I could use that excuse for when I seemed to be awake what all of September posting here?

Night-o all...we need classier trolls.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:29 AM (LRFds)

597 I guess I'm out too.

See ya later gayboys!!!

http://tinyurl.com/b3jtckt

Posted by: EC at February 26, 2013 12:29 AM (doBIb)

598 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)

So is there a 'Team NDH'?

I'd join up in a heartbeat.

Seriously though, how some folks are allowed to stay while others aren't is beyond me.

(but I am assuming this is NDH's choice and not an official banning.)

And long-time lurker recent commenter, but damn morons have short fuses these days.

Posted by: RWC at February 26, 2013 12:29 AM (sqp6o)

599 Drive down there and bang her silly? I know, but I can't break away from work at the moment.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2013 12:29 AM (+9AX9)

600 Posted by: Curious Minds at February 26, 2013 12:28 AM (aLRd/)

I'm terribly concerned about your concern. Can I get another blow job now?

Posted by: Filthy Fuckin' Iceback at February 26, 2013 12:29 AM (JQuNB)

601 Crap, I missed the chainsaw jugglers again, didn't I?

Also the 'ettes did a burlesque thingie.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2013 12:30 AM (pauFS)

602 As a starship captain, I claim the privilege of being lazy. Still, I ought to post something.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:12 AM

I think you were onto something in the Vulcan thread about Captain Kirk, Space Queen

Posted by: Lt Sulu at February 26, 2013 12:30 AM (mCvL4)

603
Drive down there and bang her silly? I know, but I can't break away from work at the moment.

I'm willing to be your stunt double. Phone no. BR-549

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2013 12:31 AM (+9AX9)

604 OK, I'm out

Maet, thanks for once again presiding over a contentious amount of bullshit this evening. You are correct, blogging is hard, especially riding herd over an active comment section.

NDH, don't be away too long. I miss you already...

to paraphrase the late Rodney King: "why can't we all just get along..."

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2013 12:31 AM (JMmQ9)

605 Can we tell Piers Morgan to suck cock or what.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:25 AM (



Only if we follow it up with eat shit and die motherfucker.

Posted by: Berserker at February 26, 2013 12:32 AM (FMbng)

606 532
520 NDH,

take it from the sorest ass in town here....

You
were not over the line, I am not saying you're not hurt and I am glad
you're still here. You're a cornerstone and a staple. Don't ever leave
for good.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:09 AM (LRFds)


Oh, shit.....

C'mon, NDH -- you're cherished here.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 12:33 AM (kaalw)

607 No, why change your ways now. Cuts down on blown warp engines and penicillin shortages

Never needed penicillin, baby. I'm so butch if I found Denebian clap festering on my Johnson I would just burn it off with a phaser rifle.

Of course, I needed a lot of steroid burn salve from McCoy. I made Nurse Chapel apply it. My only gay adventure.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:33 AM (Lxw+T)

608 Can we tell Piers Morgan to suck cock or what.>>

Wont the bigger problem being finding a time when one isn't in it?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:34 AM (qo244)

609 Maet is right. Ace was just quick to the trigger. I really think it was that she said something that rubbed him the wrong way in the exact wrong moment. He probably confused her with MadisonConservative temporarily.

Posted by: L, elle at February 26, 2013 12:35 AM (0PiQ4)

610 Of course, I needed a lot of steroid burn salve from McCoy. I made Nurse Chapel apply it. My only gay adventure.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:33 AM

Since Lt Sulu lost interest in you when Dr Lester did the body bait and switch, your assertion is quite illogical

Posted by: Spock at February 26, 2013 12:37 AM (mCvL4)

611
Dear cum stained cunts:

RONALD REAGAN OWNED AN AR 15 AS A CIVILIAN....

I mean what the fuck, do I need to stab each of you while screaming it.

DON'T BUY INTO THE FUCKING NARRATIVE.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:37 AM (3peSI)

612 Also the 'ettes did a burlesque thingie.

Whoever has my tassles, give em back!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:37 AM (N4oSc)

613 Does it have to come to this when a simple cage-match would suffice?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 12:37 AM (BVkEs)

614
Good Morning! (night shifts all week again)...
Anyone seen my corkscrew?

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 12:37 AM (SpEuH)

615 2014 Jeep Cherokee revealed, it's a war crime

http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/2014-Jeep-Cherokee-unveiled-2013-02-25

damn you Obama

Posted by: Jose at February 26, 2013 12:38 AM (srIqv)

616 Sigh. Don't be gone too long NDH.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:39 AM (N4oSc)

617 It's Aces house he can just shut he door to all of us if there is no fun in it for him. Or even less fun than it's worth.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:39 AM (qo244)

618 So, yeah, bust his chops -- rasslin's the game
around here -- but remember that he's 99-44/100% right out-the-gate for
being amazing, and gets the rest for owning the blog.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 12:15 AM (kaalw)

The loose shit is what keeps me coming back, and I know I am in the minority when I say I hope he doesn't get new bloggin internets because I'm afraid we will no longer get the patented Ace double posts, or the disappearing posts.
Speaking of disappearing, when was the last "Spurwing Plover" sighting?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 12:40 AM (Zd/NW)

619 578
And folks, NDH is gonna be back. She told me she's just taking a few days to calm down and clear out. She'll be back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 26, 2013 12:24 AM (GEICT)


That's a relief. Storming off some night in a huff is one thing -- if I'm feeling lazy, I'll make it a minute-and-a-huff -- but this is home. Where horrible attempts to recycle Harpo's worst material can find some slight appreciation.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 12:40 AM (kaalw)

620
612 Also the 'ettes did a burlesque thingie. Whoever has my tassles, give em back!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:37 AM (N4oSc)


Only for a private show

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 12:40 AM (GULKT)

621
Ref. Ace banning NDH
The only thing I can think of worse than being an attorney would be a shrink. Listening to other people's problems all day long, and trying to keep your own shit straightened out. Plus running a blog and putting up with us assholes. I try to keep in mind that everybody has a shit fit every now and then so I don't take things personally unless it continues unabated.

It may be he's having pron withdrawals, sobered up or something. I'mwilling to let it slide and maybe he'll be more aimiable later on.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2013 12:40 AM (+9AX9)

622 2014 Jeep Cherokee revealed, it's a war crime

Is that what it takes to appeal to the Chinese market? 'Cause that ugly POS ain't gonna sell here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 12:41 AM (xKC/c)

623 615
2014 Jeep Cherokee revealed, it's a war crime

http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/2014-Jeep-Cherokee-unveiled-2013-02-25

damn you Obama


Posted by: Jose at February 26, 2013 12:38 AM

I like some of the comments on Top Gear's web site. Some of them I swear are Jeremy Clarkson commenting under a sockpuppet

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:41 AM (mCvL4)

624 589
A little rant for you youngsters. Fucking color and ampersands and
italics were only dreams for us old fucks. You don't get them and you
whine like bitches. We just wanted more than a 8kb program and not to
have to walk through the snow both ways to work.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:27 AM (qo244)


Uphill, both ways!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 12:42 AM (kaalw)

625 And barefooot.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2013 12:43 AM (+9AX9)

626 Since Lt Sulu lost interest in you when Dr Lester did the body bait and switch, your assertion is quite illogical

Listen, First Officer Doberman Ears... Lt. Gay Blade appeals to me about as much as a Horta, which you engaged in a session of telepathic phone sex. At least Chapel has a blonde wig and tapes down his Adam's apple with cling film.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:43 AM (Lxw+T)

627 It may be he's having pron withdrawals, sobered up
or something. I'mwilling to let it slide and maybe he'll be more
aimiable later on.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2013 12:40 AM

I've been looking at his tweets, and the Lena Dunham tweet really set him off.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:43 AM (mCvL4)

628 Remember when Oliver joined the Brady Brood? Remember when Fonzie jumped the shark? Remember?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 26, 2013 12:44 AM (BVkEs)

629 Remember when Oliver joined the Brady Brood? Remember when Fonzie jumped the shark? Remember?

Sorry, I was pretty drunk that decade.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 12:45 AM (xKC/c)

630 We just wanted more than a 8kb program and not to
have to walk through the snow both ways to work.


Real programmers write in assembly language.

Posted by: Mel at February 26, 2013 12:46 AM (Lxw+T)

631
Beserker and buzzsaw, that's the spirit you motherfucking cunts.

See what I did there. Did you???

RONALD REAGAN LOVED THE AR 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone, that says anything different, is a dirty cunt.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:46 AM (3peSI)

632 Uphill, both ways! ___And barefooot.>>

Oh crap I did leave out the important part. But it was just life for us and as and old codger I forget stuff.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:46 AM (qo244)

633 Asshole. Way to rub it in and depress all the nerdly mutants round these parts.

Even worse, I danced with real live girls. With boobehs and everything. And it was close embrace so the boobehs were pressed against my chest. Also, girls smell nice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 26, 2013 12:46 AM (PQgoW)

634
I've been looking at his tweets, and the Lena Dunham tweet really set him off.
She pisses me off too. Ignorant C*nt. Where do they find these people?

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2013 12:47 AM (+9AX9)

635
632 Uphill, both ways! ___And barefooot.>>Oh crap I did leave out the important part. But it was just life for us and as and old codger I forget stuff.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:46 AM (qo244)


You forgot the 3 feet of snow as well.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 12:47 AM (GULKT)

636 620


612 Also the 'ettes did a burlesque thingie. Whoever has my tassles, give em back!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:37 AM (N4oSc)



Only for a private show

And only if you can make one rotate counter-clockwise and the other clockwise --- and then change directions for both.

Posted by: Wholelottasplainin' at February 26, 2013 12:47 AM (o6qwg)

637 The more I look at that new jeep the more I think it's a bad idea to let people who work in an automobile design facility have access to hallucinogens and anime all day long.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 12:48 AM (xKC/c)

638 it was close embrace so the boobehs were pressed against my chest. Also, girls smell nice.

Bet that sent a bunch of morons to their bunks, with mental pictures of bumping up against Kate Upton.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:48 AM (N4oSc)

639 Listen, First Officer Doberman Ears... Lt. Gay
Blade appeals to me about as much as a Horta, which you engaged in a
session of telepathic phone sex. At least Chapel has a blonde wig and
tapes down his Adam's apple with cling film.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:43 AM

If some psycho woman was going to throw me into her body, I sure would have been pissed that it was a mousy shrink instead of the hot green chick who dated Elvis

Still, we laughed our asses off about it later

Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at February 26, 2013 12:49 AM (mCvL4)

640 Also, girls smell nice.

What, they inhale more gently or something?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2013 12:49 AM (xKC/c)

641 Yo ya morons...active ONT tonightI see.

Posted by: zeera at February 26, 2013 12:49 AM (Lv9bM)

642 See what I did there. Did you???>>

No but since you mean so little to me I don't care enough to investigate upthread to see if that's a slam o a prop.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:49 AM (qo244)

643 only if you can make one rotate counter-clockwise and the other clockwise --- and then change directions for both.

That can be done? I'm sure as hell not that coordinated.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:50 AM (N4oSc)

644
RONALD REAGAN OWNED AN AR 15!!!!!!

Can we please the commie propaganda that is present in this post. With wired.com as the source.

Thanks you cunts.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:51 AM (3peSI)

645 Somebody needs to ease up on the caffeine. yeesh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:52 AM (N4oSc)

646
Real programmers write in assembly language.
With toggle switches.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2013 12:52 AM (/0PJL)

647
That can be done? I'm sure as hell not that coordinated

Yes it can be. Saw Elvira do it.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2013 12:52 AM (+9AX9)

648 You forgot the 3 feet of snow as well.>>

Oh god talking to Southerners is such a drag it was 12 feet.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:52 AM (qo244)

649 Yes it can be. Saw Elvira do it.

Ahhh, she's a dancer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:53 AM (N4oSc)

650 James May had a funny comment about Piers Morgan on the new episode I saw tonight on BBC America

The opening segment is about the new Vauxhall Astra, which should be boring but is actually “surprisingly likeable” - which is, notes James May, “like saying Piers Morgan is a surprisingly likeable man, but then at the end of the day he is still Piers Morgan isn't he?”

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:54 AM (mCvL4)

651 If some psycho woman was going to throw me into her body, I sure would have been pissed that it was a mousy shrink instead of the hot green chick who dated Elvis

Yeah, I was sort of pissed Kate Upton wasn't a psychotic scientist of the 23rd century, researching mind transference.

On the other hand that fruitcake green bimbo in the booby hatch gave me a definite vibe that she would be crazy in bed. I mean, the ditzy melon used to dress up like Batgirl. Woof.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:54 AM (Lxw+T)

652 Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:51 AM (3peSI)

Link? Also you seem to be gunning for an enforced timeout.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2013 12:55 AM (z4XMh)

653 Quick personality test

Boobehs pressed on glass or butt pressed on glass?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:55 AM (mCvL4)

654 Decades back, did not Elvira, (Mistress of Darkness) have a campy late night Horrror Movie show on the Tele?

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 12:56 AM (SpEuH)

655 I'm drunk and I'm pissed (cause of life more than here) So I'm out.

Sweet dreams all!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2013 12:56 AM (qo244)

656 Weird? why do I keep seeing that word in cheesy ads for cheesy products, as in "Scientists find weird plant that helps cure X"?

I suspect the word gets attention, even if the product being sold doesn't get results.

LIF*s must be the target audience.

*(that's for Low Information Fuckwits)

Posted by: Wholelottasplainin' at February 26, 2013 12:56 AM (o6qwg)

657 Quick personality test

Can't wait for the "psycological analysis" on this

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:57 AM (N4oSc)

658 but then at the end of the day he is still Piers Morgan isn't he?”


Ignorant can go to school but stupid is forever.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:57 AM (Lxw+T)

659
653
"I'll take Boobehs pressed on glass for 500 Alex!!!"

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 12:58 AM (SpEuH)

660 Nite Buzzsaw.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:58 AM (N4oSc)

661 Boobehs pressed on glass or butt pressed on glass?

Both. At the same time.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 26, 2013 12:58 AM (PQgoW)

662 She did but I didn't watch it that much. Too corny for me.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2013 12:58 AM (+9AX9)

663
Boobehs pressed on glass or butt pressed on glass?


Either but lose the glass.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:58 AM (Lxw+T)

664 Slouching to the magic number?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:59 AM (N4oSc)

665 ???????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:59 AM (N4oSc)

666 &&&&&&&

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 12:59 AM (N4oSc)

667 Heart warming video of the day. Regular citizens who know they're rights refusing to submit to DHS checkpoints.

My favorite was the buffoon who thought he had probable cause to search an RV for contraband food because they "probably" had a refridgerator.

http://tinyurl.com/arpvs3v

Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2013 12:59 AM (hO9ad)

668 There was a time.....

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 01:00 AM (SpEuH)

669 Fuckin' ampersands.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:00 AM (Lxw+T)

670 Both. At the same time.

Glass sammitch?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 01:00 AM (N4oSc)

671 the correct answer is of course, Who cares as long as I'm on the same side of the glass as she is.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2013 01:01 AM (GULKT)

672
671
"DING! DING! DING!

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 01:03 AM (SpEuH)

673 Glass sammitch?

I'm kinky like that...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 26, 2013 01:06 AM (PQgoW)

674 I'm kinky like that..

Bwaahhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 01:06 AM (N4oSc)

675 Boobehs pressed on glass or butt pressed on glass?





Either but lose the glass.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 12:58 AM
I have been, and always shall be, your wanna be girlfriend

Posted by: Dr Helen Noel at February 26, 2013 01:06 AM (mCvL4)

676 Methos, so whats the issue with answering whether or not you are a US Citizen? I get refusing to allow a search of the vehicle.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 01:08 AM (N4oSc)

677 Would cut me? I'd cut me..so hard


*tucks*

Goodbye hor-ses...

Posted by: Jame Gumb, sequestrian at February 26, 2013 01:09 AM (z9HTb)

678 I have been, and always shall be, your wanna be girlfriend


Posted by: Dr Helen Noel at February 26, 2013 01:06 AM

You know Jim, we couldn't help but wonder about you turning down a hot babe with brains. Shit Jim, even Spock and Sulu said "I'd hit it"

Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at February 26, 2013 01:10 AM (mCvL4)

679 Fuck! I'm feeling all clever and and I blow my fucking line.


I'm gonna have to cut a bitch. Or a few bitches.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 26, 2013 01:10 AM (z9HTb)

680 Man oh man, but Helen Noel was smoking superhot like a Chelyabinsk meteor. Too bad one night of polymorphous perversion at the Christmas party wasn't enough for her. Well, I did her again while under some weird mind control on Tantalus. Mind control was not necessary. Not even Viagra.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:12 AM (Lxw+T)

681
Whoops!!!
"Clean-up on isle 5!"

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 01:13 AM (SpEuH)

682 even Spock and Sulu said "I'd hit it"

Helen Noel was a man?

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:13 AM (Lxw+T)

683 I can't believe what drama queen craving bitches you folks are being over this thread drama, its the fucking internet. There is no crying on the internet.

No offense but the ONT Fucking SUCKS!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 26, 2013 01:13 AM (+wxCD)

684 Posted by: Eaton Cox

Awwww, how cute. Its trying to be clever. Key word: trying.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 01:15 AM (N4oSc)

685
Whoops!!!
"Clean-up on isle 4!!"

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 01:15 AM (SpEuH)

686 598
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)



So is there a 'Team NDH'?



I'd join up in a heartbeat.



Seriously though, how some folks are allowed to stay while others aren't is beyond me.



(but I am assuming this is NDH's choice and not an official banning.)



And long-time lurker recent commenter, but damn morons have short fuses these days.

Posted by: RWC at February 26, 2013 12:29 AM (sqp6o)


Here's the thing about even "official banning"......it generally isn't permanent. In practice, it can be more like a "we need a vacation from each other, and I own the blog, so *pfffzzzt*." The only one I can recall that went way past that was the infamous "Chevy mid-size SUV" incident. Ace is forgiving to a point that is actually more-than-a-little odd.

Sadly, though -- some people never come back. It's not because they can't, it's because they won't. They may never even be formally banned at all.

Now I mentioned earlier that Ace does his thing live, without a net -- as do we all, in the comments. And, as Jeff Goldstein has gone on about, there is a reason that it is important to focus more on what speakers intend, rather than what listeners understand -- because otherwise you end up with "death words" or words that some people can say and not others, or punishment based on offense taken.


Beyond this, there is yet another level -- the meaning of the moment and what that says about lasting relationships. It's where you get dialogue like, A: "What did you say about my mother? Yours was blowing janitors for change found in seatcushions before she got to junior High." B: "What? I asked if you'd like another cookie like mom used to make...." A: "You didn't say nookie?!?.....er.....well.....yeah, thanks.....Ted.....that'd be great." B: "It's Fred.....what were you saying about seatcushions?"


The fact is that live interactions can spike well over the line of social acceptability for truly stupid reasons. Some slight misinterpretation can be escalated instead of dampened, and the next thing you know, there's broken glass and spilled drinks, blackened eyes and ruined furniture -- and possibly a few people in the hospital.....but the next Friday, sittin' at the same places on whichever of the same barstools survived -- and, perhaps a little warier for a while -- the same crowd.

Mostly.

Take one I commented on earlier, arhooley. I really miss seeing her here -- she's got a helluva wit and a nice passion. She's still well -- I've seen her posting in other places. The BH and I have even met her IRL. I'm reasonably sure that Ace would let her back in. But she'll have to ask, and for now she's moved on. A great pity. Can't blame the ewok, though -- he'd posted the rules and done the stamping ewok dance to show he was ready for battle when she walked into it -- don't know if she saw 'em, but I saw 'em.

Anyway, the short answer is that it isn't banning like it's done anywhere else -- most bannees come back.






Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 01:16 AM (kaalw)

687 No offense but the ONT Fucking SUCKS

It's the interwebs. It's supposed to suck.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:16 AM (Lxw+T)

688 Oh, crap, missed the number.....and quite a lot of other besides.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 01:16 AM (kaalw)

689 Beserker and buzzsaw, that's the spirit you motherfucking cunts.

See what I did there. Did you???

.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 12:46 AM


I had a dental implant done and have discovered vicodin. I'm not seeing anything. lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 26, 2013 01:18 AM (FMbng)

690 682
even Spock and Sulu said "I'd hit it"



Helen Noel was a man?

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:13 AM

No, but that Shapeshifter with the feathers on Rura Pentha was.

You gotta lay off the Romulan Ale. The last time you got all weepy over Flynt's blonde from a Japanese surplus depot. I thought Scotty was the only perve who stuck his junk into machinery


Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at February 26, 2013 01:19 AM (mCvL4)

691 Man oh man, but Helen Noel was smoking superhot like
a Chelyabinsk meteor.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:12 AM


Definitely one of the most smoking natural beauties of the original series.

Posted by: Berserker at February 26, 2013 01:19 AM (FMbng)

692 NDH?

Posted by: thunderb at February 26, 2013 01:20 AM (Dnbau)

693
686
Yup!

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 01:21 AM (SpEuH)

694 You gotta lay off the Romulan Ale. The last time you got all weepy over Flynt's blonde from a Japanese surplus depot. I thought Scotty was the only perve who stuck his junk into machinery

SRSLY? After all these years you're surprised I'd slip my warped core into an alien or a machine? Shit, even your tricorder gets nervous when I come into sick bay.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:21 AM (Lxw+T)

695 don't know if she saw 'em, but I saw 'em.

We emailed at the time. She hadn't. She also did not seem inclined to ask to come back. That is entirely her perogitive, but I miss her too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 01:22 AM (N4oSc)

696 653
Quick personality test

Boobehs pressed on glass or butt pressed on glass?



Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 12:55 AM (mCvL4)


Whose?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 01:22 AM (kaalw)

697 Whenever I see Ace starts fighting on his own threads, I take that as a clue that it's probably best to look at pr0n, Twitter, Facebook, or something calm and reasonable like the fan comments on the NY Mets blogs

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 01:22 AM (mCvL4)

698 Night all.

Here is "White & Nerdy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2013 01:23 AM (Vk2pI)

699 Definitely one of the most smoking natural beauties of the original series.

Hard to recall a more sultry TOS babe.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:24 AM (Lxw+T)

700
689
Do not...repeat....DO NOT forget the Colace and extra fluids or your bowels will lock up harder than a' Chevy short block with no oil!!!

Ignore this at your own peril.....yet enjoy the buzz.......

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 01:25 AM (SpEuH)

701 anyone know what the phrase "you can fuck like a broken sail" means?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2013 01:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

702 691
Man oh man, but Helen Noel was smoking superhot like

a Chelyabinsk meteor.



Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:12 AM


Definitely one of the most smoking natural beauties of the original series.


Posted by: Berserker at February 26, 2013 01:19 AM

Dr Helen Noel (Marianna Hill)

http://tinyurl.com/byhbkdz

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 01:26 AM (mCvL4)

703 Kirk's Scoreboard;

http://tinyurl.com/al2gsc2

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2013 01:28 AM (mCvL4)

704

Boobehs pressed on glass or butt pressed on glass
---
Whose?
Posted by: cthulhu


Well, I'd pass on it if it were Yog-Sothoth.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:28 AM (Lxw+T)

705 Hard to recall a more sultry TOS babe.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:24 AM (Lxw+T)


I don't think there was. She was a real doll. The sad part is by now she is probably a space hag.

Posted by: Berserker at February 26, 2013 01:30 AM (FMbng)

706 Alright, sleepy time. Got another long day of estate/probate bullshit to wade through. This blows.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 01:31 AM (N4oSc)

707 Methos, so whats the issue with answering whether or not you are a US Citizen?

These are apparently checkpoints set up in our interior. Interrupting travel that occurs entirely inside the US, even across state borders, without actual cause to believe those particular people have committed a crime is a violation of the fourth amendment. The checkpoints are the issue, not necessarily the particular questions asked.

This is an example of how we don't have rights because some ink on paper says so, but because we choose to assert them. If LEOs interrupt your day and harass you, the only relevant issue, as the drivers asked, is whether you are being actively detained. If not you should be free to go. Period. If so, it is their responsibility to establish the justification for their interference in your life, and once established, you should say nothing until without a lawyer present. You may roll the dice on cooperating under your freedom of speech, but if you're serious about reigning in the government's trend toward tyranny, you have to be prepared to personally put it and its agents in their place.

In any case, simply repeating the questions "Am I being detained?" and "Am I free to go?" is pretty clearly the way to go since most of the DHS bozos ultimately capitulated.

Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2013 01:31 AM (hO9ad)

708 I don't think there was. She was a real doll. The sad part is by now she is probably a space hag.

Of course... I'd still hit it.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:32 AM (Lxw+T)

709 Also, note that you have to not be an idiot. The guys in the video all stayed calm and filmed the whole thing.

Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2013 01:37 AM (hO9ad)

710 703 Kirk's Scoreboard;

http://tinyurl.com/al2gsc2


So how did I end up here?

http://www.aveleyman.com/FilmCredit.aspx?FilmID=18157

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:40 AM (Lxw+T)

711
701
"I'll take a shot at that........."

"No."

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 01:40 AM (SpEuH)

712 517
511 Splunge,

Yeah no that's exactly the response almost I made at tepid...

of course I think Boner should call him on it and say...

"Mr
President although I think your minimum wage pap is retarded I will
meet and exceed your minimum wage hike....25.00 bucks an hour BUT we
abolish EPA and Dept of Education and devolve power back to the states!'

Outbribe F$A


Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 12:08 AM (LRFds)

I like it.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 26, 2013 01:41 AM (Kkt/i)

713 676
Methos, so whats the issue with answering whether or not you are a US Citizen? I get refusing to allow a search of the vehicle.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 26, 2013 01:08 AM (N4oSc)

Notice the one guy who asks the DHS agent where the border is and the agent tells him 50 miles away. These checkpoints are way away from the border.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 26, 2013 01:42 AM (Zd/NW)

714 Shemya island is special to me because my dad passed away up there right before Christmas about ten years ago. He was working on their power plant engines and died of a heart attack. He'd done work at Thule and Kwajalein also.

Posted by: Raul Johnson at February 26, 2013 01:44 AM (xnRll)

715 710
703 Kirk's Scoreboard;



http://tinyurl.com/al2gsc2



So how did I end up here?



http://www.aveleyman.com/FilmCredit.aspx?FilmID=18157

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 01:40 AM

So how is it that Saavik did everything but call for a sudden strip inspection to get your attention and you didn't hit it? Yeh, we know she put on 250 lbs, but that was the problem of the guy who eventually married her.

Even your "son" took a romp with her and he spent all his time looking up Kahn's henchmen's profiles on Match.com

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at February 26, 2013 01:51 AM (mCvL4)

716
Sorry your Dad had toleave so far from the home hearth.
A good man no doubt.

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 01:55 AM (SpEuH)

717 709
Also, note that you have to not be an idiot. The guys in the video all stayed calm and filmed the whole thing.


Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2013 01:37 AM (hO9ad)


They did very well.

Being detained without probable cause is essentially being kidnapped.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 01:56 AM (kaalw)

718 Even your "son" took a romp with her and he spent all his time looking up Kahn's henchmen's profiles on Match.com

In space, no one can see you swish.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 26, 2013 02:00 AM (Lxw+T)

719 It passed by long ago, but General Pillow invaded Kentucky in September of '61 IIRC.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 26, 2013 02:04 AM (aH+zP)

720 Long ago in the thread I mean.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 26, 2013 02:04 AM (aH+zP)

721 I was on Shemya in 71/72 and the Cobra Dane set up was there and running then. Every recording made on the damn island had that cyclic sound in it from the beam sweep!

Made E-5 while there and the rest was one fucking miserable 14 months!

Posted by: Old Dog at February 26, 2013 02:07 AM (tQYJH)

722
Time to open up a good 2008 Cab and an old Clancy tome....

Throw acouple more logs on the fire before you leave...

night.

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 02:07 AM (SpEuH)

723 701
anyone know what the phrase "you can fuck like a broken sail" means?



Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2013 01:26 AM (Z9EHQ)
Limp and ineffective?

Posted by: assault flounder at February 26, 2013 02:22 AM (Kkt/i)

724 723
701

anyone know what the phrase "you can fuck like a broken sail" means?






Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2013 01:26 AM (Z9EHQ)
Limp and ineffective?


Posted by: assault flounder at February 26, 2013 02:22 AM (Kkt/i)


I was thinking "flapping to two different rhythms", myself.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 02:30 AM (kaalw)

725 Oh and I would like to be the glass. EC, you are well-blessed.

Thanks guys for the laughs. If you have not read Ace's Dunham Twat rant at Breitbart, it's a great read.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 26, 2013 02:32 AM (Kkt/i)

726 Broken sail? The other thought was untamed and unpredictable, but need context to be sure. Photos are better.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 26, 2013 02:35 AM (Kkt/i)

727 Oh boy. DVRed "Transmorphers: Fall of Man" (Asylum version of Transformers) earlier and just started watching it. Bruce Boxleitner is in this thing!

Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2013 02:36 AM (hO9ad)

728 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2013 01:26 AM (Z9EHQ)
Limp and ineffective?
Posted by: assault flounder at February

see, now that was useful!

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2013 02:38 AM (Z9EHQ)

729
Maet:

You homo. Well you can time me out or I suppose you can listen to the truth. Straight up from PowerLine. Reagan's AR 15. Google it and discover the truth..

RED LINE THE AIRBOAT BITCHES. Sorry Maet, if I coudl find the link I would link it. But Reagan had his own personal AR 15, AND LET THE FUCKING LIARS DIE.... imho.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 26, 2013 02:40 AM (3peSI)

730


Prescient11:

Yes RR had an AR 15:

http://www.volokh.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Reagan-AR-15-ASSC-August-19921.pdf


Brit Hume is The Last Honest Journalist


What, exactly, are you on?

It is not good ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 26, 2013 03:01 AM (DAIEH)

731
728
Cept your concept of "Phrase" is just so much junk.....
If you had removed "CAN" you would have been far more clear, (A prodigy of the LAUSD High School system?) Next time, snark in ENGLISH taught in a school system that is not beholding to massive 3rd world recent arrivals.
Oh, just to give you a little help there "YANK" (obviously too hard as of late)
"YOU FUCK LIKE A BROKEN SAIL!"
That is how you render a "phrase"
Now off to bed with you, pop quiz in the morning, and we all know how you suck at those.......
now where did I lay me book......

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:02 AM (SpEuH)

732 'Sup, cunts

Posted by: The Onion at February 26, 2013 03:10 AM (ndp2I)

733
Onion,
What the hell, after midnight and all, and I've still got a bottle to kill.
So,...Sup with you?

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:14 AM (SpEuH)

734 732
'Sup, cunts

Posted by: The Onion at February 26, 2013 03:10 AM (ndp2I)



See, now -- that's the kind o' shit you can't get anywhere but here.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 03:19 AM (kaalw)

735 What do you suppose the new price of Reagan's AR-15 was back then?

Posted by: zeera at February 26, 2013 03:19 AM (Lv9bM)

736
734
Hope I did not bruise the Yankeefifth too much....jus gotta be

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:22 AM (SpEuH)

737 735
What do you suppose the new price of Reagan's AR-15 was back then?

Posted by: zeera at February 26, 2013 03:19 AM (Lv9bM)


Don't ask such questions -- I've got a 1915 (mostly pre-Federal Reserve) replica Sears catalog that I can barely touch before I want to vomit.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2013 03:24 AM (kaalw)

738
I love to post gun-pron when the topic comes down to MY FAV topic

"The CAR-15".....legend.......drool

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:28 AM (SpEuH)

739 What do you suppose the new price of Reagan's AR-15 was back then?
Posted by: zeera at February 26, 2013 03:19 AM (Lv9bM)


$300-$350 USD


I have a 1981 Shooters Bible for the facts


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 26, 2013 03:33 AM (U97pt)

740
Sorry...

CAR-15...in 10 mil....before the ARMY BRASS fucked it up and made it the AR-16....any with gun knowledge know this to be true.

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:35 AM (SpEuH)

741
739
Yo Jake,

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:37 AM (SpEuH)

742 Yo Jake,
Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:37 AM (SpEuH)

worked 14 hours today

another day older and deeper in debt!


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 26, 2013 03:41 AM (U97pt)

743 shoot

worked 16 hours, math! and telling time

Who knew?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 26, 2013 03:45 AM (U97pt)

744
742
So we are, and for the time being....we are. I wish I could say something powerful and uplifting, yet I have some deep struggles of my own, trying hard not to let the "Beat Down" of the last election kill my will as you are doing the same I am sure. What is your faith in this country and the survival of it's ways? I am not of a place to say how will we stand, I only know and pray that when the time comes....we will stand....we will stand.

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:51 AM (SpEuH)

745 so anyone know anything about chinese zodiac signs?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2013 03:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

746
I see and do not wish to flame....(Though I do so want to.....)

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 03:58 AM (SpEuH)

747
745

Try "China Town."

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 04:01 AM (SpEuH)

748 745
so anyone know anything about chinese zodiac signs?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2013 03:56 AM (Z9EHQ)
I know the Chinese water dragon is especially revered, if that's what your talking about. Had my boy last year, and one of the wife's clients was really excited for us, it being the year of the dragon (water dragon in this instance).
Otherwise, I am out.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 26, 2013 04:05 AM (Kkt/i)

749 So what's a good back stock of 5.56mm? I have ca. 2,000 to 2,500, but especially these days, I feel woefully under equipped? It's to the point of not wanting to use any. How long before this latest craze dies down?

Posted by: assault flounder at February 26, 2013 04:07 AM (Kkt/i)

750 heh. I will ask again later in the day. I have a business thing coming up and, sadly, it has been noted that the client is very interested in these things so I need some information about my sign and our clients sign, and how everything works in general. sigh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2013 04:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

751
Craze,

That would seem a wonderful pic of you with anything that remotely resembles a "real" firearm.
Leave the weapon talk to those that know...

please......

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 04:16 AM (SpEuH)

752 Those that pretend to know,

I guess an attempt a small talk regarding weapons will have to wait . . . .

Posted by: assault flounder at February 26, 2013 04:22 AM (Kkt/i)

753
752

sigh......

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 04:26 AM (SpEuH)

754 ANYONE?

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 04:31 AM (SpEuH)

755
Thank you ACE.
Dang I need some sleep.....and a life.....not

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 04:42 AM (SpEuH)

756 Since the topic WAS about words expressed by someone in some circumstances are always verboten and in others maybe not and the various reasons why some make the choice one way or another and to the degree some are willing to press their point and take offense or not.

My take was that Ace, (as he has done to others when they complain about content) shot from the hip over NDH's comment as it seemed to him to not as mild a complaint as NDH seemed to think it was.

He then pointed out that NDH was free to go elsewhere if content here was bothering them.

No Banning and the only other comment Ace made that I recall was that he wondered if NDH was telling anyone complaining about content at Hot Air to come here (that could've been another moron). That's what I recall.

Ace wasn't abusive and NDH didn't make any comment back but disappeared from the thread.

I think Ace was shooting from the hip but he does get that a lot and usually from concern trolls who really aren't trying to be helpful and NDH, perhaps, took it more personally than it was meant.

Sometimes a break is a good thing. I've done it. I just didn't make a point of it. Take a breather. Remember that for the most part, You don't have any idea who I am or what I'm about and neither do I about you. (you being any commenter who responds to something I say here)

If I take offense at something said, it's about 50/50 that I'm misinterpreting the level of personal animus or criticism and anyway: WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS?

None of you can affect my finances, my getting laid or what I'll have for breakfast tomorrow so what difference does it make what you think?

What actually matters, is the power I invest in your opinion. For those of us who comment regularly, we recognize the appearance of others that do so also. And we afford their opinion more weight than perhaps we should as we have included them in our "peer" group. But that Peer group is made up of people we don't know and for most, never spoken to or conversed personally with.

We have no idea if we'd walk across the street to piss on them if they were on fire, or not. NO CLUE.

You're all just pixels on a screen to me.

I give YOU power over my emotions, IF I WISH TO.

This should be a lesson for anyone who comments regularly anywhere; take what anyone says with a big grain of salt.

The only person who should register as more important would be the blog originator as they have more actual power.

Perhaps this is what NDH reacted/is reacting to. I dunno.

Don't stay away too long NDH. We will miss you but if you stay away too long, you will break a connection you may find had value.

But it will be too late then.

I did that with Blogmocracy and regret it to this day. No way to go back.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 26, 2013 04:49 AM (qyv02)

757 "You're all just pixels on a screen to me."


Actually, I'm a vector object. Beware my scaling power.

Posted by: epobirs at February 26, 2013 04:55 AM (kcfmt)

758 Ah but all I see are pixels. I don't care how they are derived and placed on the screen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 26, 2013 04:58 AM (qyv02)

759
I have been here since Mr. Johnson over at LGF thought it best to kick my ass to the curb back in 2006? I have come and gone to this site since then and have always found this site to be the very best, not only because of the content, but because of the the most awesome commenters I have ever encountered on ANY blog site since I started posting in 2003

I sleep now.....well....maybe one more glass....

Good-Night!!!

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 05:04 AM (SpEuH)

760 I just want to say buck up NDH. You know how many times i have been insulted by some of the regular cocksucking motherfucking assholes on this blog, yet i keep returning to share my sunny disposition, sage wisdom, and positive mother fucking kiss my ass outlook on life, with them whether they mother fucking like it or not. And if they got a problem with it they can suck my dick as Gena Davis said.

Dont let it become more than it is. We have so many things in common, our hate for Barack the mother fucking cock sucking marxist piece of shit Obama and His wife Miss Wiggy, or as i like to call her James Earl Jones and all of the policies.

So what if you have boobs. A lot of the guys here have boobs too...granted they need to shave them and probably shouldnt have boobs to begin with but what i am trying to say is there is more that unites us than divides us.

So anyways, how come you cocksuckers decide to have drama the night i take off to watch a pirate movie on the internet...you fucking ungrateful wretches,...least you could have given me a heads up.

Also you all suck dick for not supporting Sarah Palin more and Moochelle is gods way of punishing you for it. Bunch of pussies.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 26, 2013 05:05 AM (+OTLF)

761 Hate a nice graph with so many colors the same. Chart makers, wake up! Use some yellows and reds so that non-eagle eyes can grok the data more easily.

Posted by: and irresolute at February 26, 2013 05:06 AM (DBH1h)

762 Amen.......

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 05:08 AM (SpEuH)

763
Yankeefifth,
Assualt-Flounder,

Thanks for the fun.... Lets re-do soonest!!!!

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 05:15 AM (SpEuH)

764 Might be some big money in finding a flush for that second chemical, the detectable one that stays for weeks but has no effect. Should be a market in every legalized state and the bordering states. Get out your test tubes and get busy!

Posted by: and irresolute at February 26, 2013 05:30 AM (DBH1h)

765 "You're all just pixels on a screen to me."


Actually, I'm a vector object. Beware my scaling power.


Shhh. He's on a role.

Posted by: A Smith at February 26, 2013 05:31 AM (hO9ad)

766 Might be a good idea to have a few of those Amish tools lying around for when the power goes off. There will be gas in tanks for years, zombies don't use it, so it might be pretty cool to be able to build some stuff in a really rapid way. Like maybe caskets and bunkers and boats.

Posted by: and irresolute at February 26, 2013 05:35 AM (DBH1h)

767 Factoid: the video hardware that drove the three cockpit CRT's on the space shuttle was a very intelligent display list vector processor and each element on the screen could have settable attributes like motion, intensity, blinking, etc.

It had capabilities that didn't appear in PC video cards until the mid 1990's.

The HUD that appeared on STS-3 was a vector processor too, but it was very very primitive and low level (a Hughes A10INS swiped from Apache and reprogrammed). YOU had to draw all the visual elements stroke by stroke while programming X/Y rate registers and turning the gun on and off manually. All in assembler of course. Not a good time...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 05:44 AM (/gHaE)

768 You know what all those dead computers at the curb on garbage day are good for?

Windows activations codes. Even if the box is stone dead, that sticker on the side will allow you to scarf a OEM CD/DVD ISO of XP or Vista off TPB and get it activated without incident.

If you like your XP, you can keep your XP by scavenging dead PC's.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 05:50 AM (/gHaE)

769
So,

The "Poppy-Seed" defence is a gone loser now?
Not that the present drug test strips could detect ANY of the current crop of designer drugs that most of the "yuts" of today are binging on and getting out of responsibilty for what would have been DUI's 5 years ago....because they ALL KNOW IT....not a problem for you all....until they kill one of YOUR kids....think about THAT shit...and wipe that smile off your face u fuckin liberal losers....this is gonna be YOUR HELL!

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 05:51 AM (SpEuH)

770
768
DUDE!!!!!!!
Tell me more......

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2013 05:58 AM (SpEuH)

771 Probably this has been said already, but that remark by Lena Dunham basically is an open admission of what we've known all along: "feminism" is not about women, it's about leftism.

Posted by: Gem at February 26, 2013 06:10 AM (zw+pb)

772 So, what time does the overday thread start? I'm kind of busy here, got a schedule to keep.

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2013 06:22 AM (eqV3Q)

773 Tell me more...

There's all sorts of XP and Vista ISO images on Pirate Bay torrents. Most have some sort of "hacktivator" included that will try and activate the install, but they're kinda sketchy and don't always keep working with subsequent fixpacks.

If you do a normal install, skip the hacktivation, and do a normal activation using the code on the dead PC's case, you'll be good to go. Just gotta make sure the ISO you download matches the genuine code you got on the dead PC case -- ex. You'd want an XP Home ISO for a sticker that said it was XP Home.

There's many variations MS shipped, XP Home, Pro. Vista Home, Home premium, etc. Make sure the sticker matches the install ISO.

(an ISO is an image of a CD or DVD that you'd burn)

With all the PC's being chucked now that were XP and later machines that have the activation shit (W2K and earlier NT's didn't), this is a way keep those licenses alive.

If you go nuts and try to activate dozens of machines with the same code, MS kinda notices that eventually and you have to call'em for a phone activation. You can always say you're a developer and constantly reloading different hardware configs for testing purposes as an excuse. That'll sound credible...particularly if you've D/L'd and registered a Visual Studio Express with'em (that's free).

There's so many dead boxes these days, there's really no need to try and recycle the same code over and over though. You can be legal on several boxes with unique codes without looking too hard.

I scored two XP Home x86 licenses and a Vista x64 license in one day. The two XP Home boxes were trashed/stripped junk, but the Vista X64 turns out to have a functioning dual core 2.5Ghz processor and 3G ram. It was only missing a drive. Everything else worked find.


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 06:33 AM (/gHaE)

774 Crap. Gonna lose power. Lights were frequently dimming then went out totally for a few seconds. Just did it again.

Anyone catch the KU @ ISU game last night? Like a reply of the national championship game against Memphis.
Looks like my Cats will have to win out to have even a share of the title.

Posted by: teej at February 26, 2013 06:35 AM (k4ET0)

775 M: "yet people risk their lives daily to sneak into our asylum"

Not people from everywhere; those risking their lives to enter the US aren't at all evenly distributed. Indeed, they're mostly from Mexico, currently a narcostate, and overwhelmingly from Central and northern South American countries, predominantly also narcostates.

From that we can deduct that this country is, non-trivially due to land access, more attractive than the most desperate in a number of failed narcostates. Those same desperate folks, it should be noted, do not have land access to Europe for example.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 26, 2013 06:50 AM (21TJo)

776 A lot of those machines at the curb ain't really dead either.

Many just need the dust bunnies blown out of the CPU heat sink and/or power supply. Too much dust in a will cause a thermal shutdown and the machine will seem flaky.

Others may only have a dead video card who's fan crapped out and fried the graphics processor. Other may have a bad memory module in the lowest base memory that causes the BIOS POST to not be able to even run. The BIOS POST doesn't need much memory, but it does need a little bit and if that first little bit is bad the box seems stone dead.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 06:51 AM (/gHaE)

777 We are not in the least comparable to Italy. Italy has only non-critical indirect control over its own currency, so is unable to exert control over its own trade and banking policies, PLUS that vulnerability is being expressed in a position contiguous to comparable other similarly reduced-sovereignty nation-states sharing the same land mass and most of the same economic advantages and disadvantages, meaning those tend to zero themselves out on a regional basis.

But contiguous to the U.S. there is a failed narcostate with a cheap source of labour with lots and lots of incentives to breach that border and zero incentives to maintain border security to the south, and a large land mass occupied by a relative dribble of people strewn out mainly within an hour of the U.S. border with next to zero incentives to breach that border and lots of incentives to maintain it, to the north. And that's pretty much it.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 26, 2013 06:58 AM (21TJo)

778 I gotta crash...its been an all nighter and I've been up for about 24hr straight. The caffeine isn't working anymore...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 26, 2013 07:00 AM (/gHaE)

779 I'm glad the govt caved on the sidebar, if the people pay for research it is the people's research.

Won't be around a bunch today it is raining rats and frogs.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 07:02 AM (LRFds)

780 Good mornin rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 26, 2013 07:03 AM (l86i3)

781 778 Purp Av,

rest easy amigo...I just got 5 hours it was a joy....

until we get twinkies back we are not at full strength

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 07:03 AM (LRFds)

782 780 OSP,

Guten Morgen or is it Katie Morgan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Morgan

(SFW although she's a professional horizontal recreational specialist)

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 07:05 AM (LRFds)

783 I really don't think much of (or about) Anne Hathaway, but if she was here now, I'd need her teeth to not be so amazing. Unless they're removable, in which case...

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2013 07:07 AM (BeSEI)

784 'Infidelity Checks Not Rape' ... but only according to ONE of the two cases discussed in the rape, plus EITHER WAY it's still a criminal offense.

M ought to read more carefully before he posts.

In ALL western democratic countries, Sweden, U.S., where-ever doesn't matter, this behavior is categorized as criminal. In some places, it's assault; in others, it's sexual assault; in others, it's sex assault on a scale; in some, it's treated the same as rape. But NOWWHERE in Scandinavia, western Europe or North America is this behavior treated as legal, and in fact in all of them it really comes down to WHICH type of crime has been committed.

Also: there being a discrepancy in categorization between two superficially similar cases is hardly special to non-U.S. democracies or even unknown to the U.S. Assaults somehow involving sex are treated differently here depending on the state, and even within states, sheriffs and prosecutors enforce the laws according to local standards.

Just consider Obamacare: there were a whole raft of differing decisions from the lower courts before a case got to the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 26, 2013 07:11 AM (21TJo)

785 784 Wex the Blunder Mutt,

SCotUS is a nice lagging control mechanism....it'd be nice if you guys didn't pass RETARDO-VISION! and then play games with the law to SCOTUS of course the one way game you fucks play on nominees is another piece of kindling on the rage fire.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2013 07:19 AM (LRFds)

786
There is not infidelity between a boyfriend and girlfriend. It is not being unfaithful... there is no promise.
A marriage is a promise. A consensual sexual relationship without the strings of law is nothing.
If the guy wants fidelity, put a ring on it and stand in front of a judge.

Posted by: petunia at February 26, 2013 11:32 AM (DAcBA)

787 Notice the correlation of the English speaking world.

America is of course unique, but the more I know of the world, the more I see it as the US, plus the English speaking world pretty much against everyone else.

Not to say that the rest of the world must be hostile (though of course much of it is) but non American really don't get Americans, and non English speaking for'ners are totally clueless about us.

Posted by: NYC Parent at February 26, 2013 02:53 PM (8GA+4)






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