Bob Menendez: All These Allegations About Me Are Just Discrimination Against Hispanics

Guilty.

I wasn't sure until he played the Race Card. Now I know for certain.

At a Black History Month event held at a Trenton, N.J. church on Sunday, Democratic Senator Bob Menendez blamed conservatives for his ethics scandals, framing them as a racial attack on him because of his Hispanic heritage. “I have felt the sting of discrimination,” he told approximately 300 worshipers, according to the Bergen Record. ”It has never been easy.”

“Now we face anonymous, faceless, nameless individuals from right-wing sources seeking to destroy a lifetime of work,” Menendez said at Shiloh Baptist Church.

At the end he quoted Martin Luther King Jr.'s aphorism "the arc of history tends towards justice" and said he expected he'd get justice himself.

Hopefully.


L to R: Dr. Salomon Melgen, Sen. Bob Mendendez, Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramierez

Posted by: Ace at 01:40 PM



Comments

1 Wait for the Nazi references.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 25, 2013 01:41 PM (71LDo)

2 framing them as a racial attack on him because of his Hispanic heritage

What race are Hispanics? I musta cut school that day.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 25, 2013 01:42 PM (feFL6)

3 Hey, it's not like he took a drink of water or something.


Serious you guys, I can't tell you how gobsmacked I continue to be over the drinking water thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 01:42 PM (VtjlW)

4 Those are some of the whitest hispanics I've ever seen.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 01:42 PM (58gfT)

5 I've seen swarthier looking Scandis at Lutheran potlucks here in MN.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at February 25, 2013 01:44 PM (ZWvOb)

6 George Zimmerman was not reached for comment.

Posted by: wiserbud at February 25, 2013 01:45 PM (WCe8r)

7 Well, I can see why he'd be discriminated against.

I swear, I must be pure Cherokee-Hispanic.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2013 01:46 PM (FcR7P)

8 5
I've seen swarthier looking Scandis at Lutheran potlucks here in MN.


mmmmmmmm. Hot dish. om nom nom nom

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 25, 2013 01:46 PM (KjlbF)

9 no me gusta

Posted by: barack Ovomit at February 25, 2013 01:46 PM (XvrTA)

10 Gulity, indeed.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at February 25, 2013 01:46 PM (ay6+/)

11 Serious you guys, if you hadn't told me Sen. Menendez was hispanic, I'd swear he was my senator from NC.

He's whiter than John Boehner!!!!

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 01:46 PM (58gfT)

12 Oh come on Ace. Innocent men always play the race card.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 01:46 PM (2o/UP)

13 My uncle, a Czech, had a darker complexion.

Posted by: ejo at February 25, 2013 01:47 PM (GXvSO)

14 I eagerly await the Senator referring to himself as "Roberto Menendez" from this moment forward.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 25, 2013 01:47 PM (XrGnJ)

15 George Zimmerman should complain, because this dude is the real White Hispanic.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2013 01:48 PM (B/VB5)

16 I've seen swarthier looking Scandis at Lutheran potlucks here in MN.
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at February 25, 2013 01:44 PM (ZWvOb)



Drat it, now I really want Nilla wafers.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 01:48 PM (VtjlW)

17 As an American Indian, I can't imagine the type of discrimination that my fellow minority Bob "Pancho" Menendez has had to face.

Posted by: Ellizabeth Warren at February 25, 2013 01:48 PM (z63Tr)

18 So, hispanic means your white european ancestors spoke spanish?

Good to know. I am now hispanic. Where's my money?

Alternate joke: In his case "hispanic" is becoming "his panic."

Posted by: Ook? at February 25, 2013 01:48 PM (OQpzc)

19 Now we face anonymous, faceless, nameless individuals from right-wing sources seeking to destroy a lifetime of work

Well, isn't that convenient. We'll just take your word for it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2013 01:48 PM (FcR7P)

20
It is racist because American Hispanics have a thing for Dominican Under-Age Hookers. Historically. or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2013 01:48 PM (p/cQy)

21 Serious you guys, I can't tell you how gobsmacked I continue to be over the drinking water thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 01:42 PM (VtjlW)


I do like the picture Rubio had taken with BiBi.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2013 01:49 PM (fWAjv)

22 They want to alinsky the whole white race. They bait and bait for the war to begin.

Posted by: madamex at February 25, 2013 01:49 PM (+kvQd)

23 On the positive side, when they start to play the race card, ya know they are in deep doodoo.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 01:50 PM (9Bj8R)

24 Is the mis-spelled "GUILTY" (all in red, which I have no idea how to do, or I would not have capitalized) on purpose?

Posted by: Dianna at February 25, 2013 01:50 PM (DV/Ik)

25 funny out the get out of jail free card never works if you have "-r" after your name.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 01:50 PM (LRFds)

26 Wait wait- I'm confused.

Are White Hispanics legitimately part of a racial grievance group, or are they vicious racist killers?

I need a spreadsheet for keeping track of this shit.

Posted by: lauraw at February 25, 2013 01:50 PM (nr0Tm)

27 “Now we face anonymous, faceless, nameless individuals from right-wing sources seeking to destroy a lifetime of work,” Menendez said at Shiloh Baptist Church.

Okay, I know he's talking about one of us. Fess up. You know who you are.

Posted by: troyriser at February 25, 2013 01:51 PM (vtiE6)

28
CRIMINALLY INSANE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RypZcxDe7as

Posted by: SLAYER at February 25, 2013 01:51 PM (012c3)

29 Does anyone doubt that democrat voters wouldn't reelect this guy if he was found guilty of using his government travel card to pay the hookers?

Our citizens want this government adminsitered by these shit bags ace, we are fucked.

Posted by: Mr Pink at February 25, 2013 01:51 PM (wXIfj)

30 Are White Hispanics legitimately part of a racial grievance group, or are they vicious racist killers?

xx

Yes.

Posted by: shibumi at February 25, 2013 01:51 PM (z63Tr)

31 Dear Bob,

Game over. I've been there. I know. Once they have the goods on your goods, you love.

Sincerely,

Anthony Weiner

P.S. At least you don't have a name they can mock.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 25, 2013 01:51 PM (F4WWu)

32 11 EC,

oompa loompa doopity do I'm whiter than John Boehner too!"

//Bob the Oompa Loompa

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 01:51 PM (LRFds)

33 24 Is the mis-spelled "GUILTY" (all in red, which I have no idea how to do, or I would not have capitalized) on purpose?

Posted by: Dianna at February 25, 2013 01:50 PM (DV/Ik)

Don't know. But surely the misspelling is on purpose, for some reason.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2013 01:51 PM (fWAjv)

34

Menendez's redefines John as a race.

Interesting.

Posted by: soup day at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (LpQbZ)

35 Nothing is really true until it is officially denied. That is a rule, or something.

Posted by: Ook? at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (OQpzc)

36 Ace

O/T but if you are around roses (Valentines' Day) you might be allergic to them.


I always would get a "cold" if someone had roses around till I figured out I was allergic to them.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (r2PLg)

37 >>>I wasn't sure until he played the Race Card. Now I know for certain.

When Bob's groupies start coming out of the woodwork we'll have confirmation.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (WM+rJ)

38 24 Is the mis-spelled "GUILTY" (all in red, which I have no idea how to do, or I would not have capitalized) on purpose?

Posted by: Dianna at February 25, 2013 01:50 PM (DV/Ik)



Hahahahaha. We really don't read the posts do we?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (2o/UP)

39 Kennedys, famous white people, have been doing this for decades and nobody cared now an Hispanic does it and it's like the world's falling apart.

Posted by: Big Bob Menendez at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (Hx5uv)

40 Yeah...discrimination.

He is from a majority Hispanic area. It's an advantage in that part of New Jersey.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (GsoHv)

41 *Sneezing* is sort of a tell--especially if it starts out that way.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (r2PLg)

42 * lose

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (F4WWu)

43 Now we face anonymous, faceless, nameless individuals from right-wing sources seeking to destroy a lifetime of work

Fits the new theme some Dems are working on to make posting anonymously on the internet some sort of crime against humanity.

Posted by: posting anonymously on the internet at February 25, 2013 01:53 PM (feFL6)

44 Does anyone doubt that democrat voters wouldn't reelect this guy if he was found guilty of using his government travel card to pay the hookers?


Actually his numbers here in NJ are crumbling and if he ran today, he would have a problem. NJ is many things but it is NOT charlie rangel's harlem.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 01:53 PM (9Bj8R)

45 y'all's White Male(mostly) Christian Privilege has blinded you to the point where you are incapable of appreciating - or even TOLERATING - other culture's appreciation of underage hookers.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 25, 2013 01:53 PM (XvrTA)

46 Seems to me like a lie detector test would go a long way towards nipping this false scandal in the bud.

Posted by: Whatev at February 25, 2013 01:53 PM (A7Wh1)

47 I need a spreadsheet for keeping track of this shit.

Posted by: lauraw

Nah, just assume that if the person is a Republican or any variety of conservative, they're unadulterated evil.

If it's a Dem or any other variety of liberal, there is no adultery. Nope. Just consenting adults. And raaaaacism.

Posted by: Dianna at February 25, 2013 01:54 PM (DV/Ik)

48 14 I eagerly await the Senator referring to himself as "Roberto Menendez" from this moment forward.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 25, 2013 01:47 PM (XrGnJ)

Hey, it's working for Tony Villar.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2013 01:54 PM (fWAjv)

49 The "vast right wing conspiracy" is a media-approved alibi. No investigation needed.

Posted by: lincolntf at February 25, 2013 01:54 PM (ZshNr)

50 It ain't libel if it's mispelled!

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 01:55 PM (012c3)

51 In a D+7 environment, this fuck head could release video tape of himself tagging two underage domincan prostitutes dressed up like the Olsen twins and he would cruise to re election on a campaign saying Republicans hated women and wanted to starve children.

Posted by: Mr Pink at February 25, 2013 01:55 PM (wXIfj)

52
When shit gets real...it's time to play the Race Card.

Posted by: wheatie at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (eyJSG)

53 Are White Hispanics legitimately part of a racial grievance group, or are they vicious racist killers? I need a spreadsheet for keeping track of this shit.
Posted by: lauraw at February 25, 2013 01:50 PM (nr0Tm)

Depends on party affiliation and needs of the Emperor. If Obama benefitted from taking this shitheel down, the press would gut him like a fish.

Posted by: Ook? at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (OQpzc)

54 I have full faith in the veracity of my esteemed colleague's story.

Posted by: Senator Harry "Kid Friendly" Reid at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (71LDo)

55 44
Does anyone doubt that democrat voters wouldn't reelect this guy if he
was found guilty of using his government travel card to pay the hookers?





Actually his numbers here in NJ are crumbling and if he ran today,
he would have a problem. NJ is many things but it is NOT charlie
rangel's harlem.

xx

We re-elect all of our chosen politicians, it doesn't matter how corrupt they are. Kwame 2018!!!

Posted by: Detroit at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (z63Tr)

56 Posted by: lincolntf at February 25, 2013 01:54 PM (ZshNr)


You know... I've been looking for this Vast Right Wing Conspiracy for YEARS!

Where the hell do I Join????

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (lZBBB)

57 49 lincolntf,

quite...

hell "nontroversy" is best translated as "fuck you we won't look"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (LRFds)

58 A lifetime of work?
Was Menendez writing a Frommers guide to underage latina brothels?

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (NHNJt)

59 Hahahahaha. We really don't read the posts do we?

Posted by: BCochran1981

Usually, I think we're supposed to head directly for the comments, but I'm proofreading this week. It's not all my fault.

Posted by: Dianna at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (DV/Ik)

60 2 new senators for NJ?

Posted by: teh Wind at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (HBU8E)

61 They're anonymous, faceless, nameless, gormless, ludicrous, impetuous, Swiss Miss....

Posted by: J. Childs Esq. at February 25, 2013 01:57 PM (ZshNr)

62 Ah, wondered if he'd pull the Race Card. It's everywhere you want to be.

I don't know why he's worried. He's a democrat so he'll never be touched (by the need to resign, I mean).

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2013 01:57 PM (xjpRj)

63
Discrimination against Hispanics, yes, but only Hispanics who hire and exploit underage whores.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 25, 2013 01:57 PM (Jcd0S)

64 Menendez sure looks like a white hispanic to me.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2013 01:57 PM (4x8W0)

65
“Now we face anonymous, faceless, nameless individuals from right-wing sources seeking to destroy a lifetime of work,” Menendez said at Shiloh Baptist Church.
---
If they are 'faceless', i don't think he can 'face' them.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2013 01:58 PM (SO2Q8)

66 We re-elect all of our chosen politicians, it doesn't matter how corrupt they are. Kwame 2018!!!
Posted by: Detroit at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (z63Tr)



You do know the new talking point is the the failure of Detroit shows the failure of capitalism, right? Pointing out that whole pesky Democrat controlled since 1968 or so not to mention massive corruption thing is raaaaaacist.


Also, I'm pretty damn sure I'm swarthier than Menendez and I'm so pale I'm blue.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 01:58 PM (VtjlW)

67 Its racist not to let me fuck your underage sisters and daughters

Posted by: Juan with the Grande Churizo for the ladies...also looking for work and free healthcare Menendez at February 25, 2013 01:58 PM (+OTLF)

68 He looks like a character out of Howdy Doody, only perverted.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 01:58 PM (UYfkz)

69 64
Menendez sure looks like a white hispanic to me.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2013 01:57 PM (4x8W0)
Its only white hispanic if you shoot a black person...

Posted by: Brian Ross Crack Investigator and Paying Member in good standing of the Obama CockSucking Squad at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (+OTLF)

70 Is the mis-spelled "GUILTY" (all in red, which I have no idea how to do, or I would not have capitalized) on purpose?



Posted by: Dianna at February 25, 2013 01:50 PM (DV/Ik)



Don't know. But surely the misspelling is on purpose, for some reason


Now Ace knows the sting of discrimination.

It's sad when anonymous, faceless individuals from right-wing sources try do destroy a lifetime's worth of work a blog post that took 3 minutes to put together.

(Ewoks are actually a race, right?)

Posted by: Bob "Corn Bread" Menendez at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (Ks9M3)

71 Hispanic? I don't like him because he is short.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (0ETDE)

72 Quick OT:

Angry parents are up in arms over a “repulsive” cellphone app commercial that they say promotes bestiality.
One Million Moms wants auto insurance firm Geico to pull its latest TV campaign in which a woman appears to be flirting with a pig.
The conservative Christian group that monitors children’s programming issued a statement to condemn the clip.

These people really need to get a life. I mean I think that commercial is funny and even if you don't to got from there to Bestiality is a product of a sick mind!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (9Bj8R)

73 I am sorry sir, but this race card is overdrawn.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (jucos)

74 I can't begin to count the number of times conservative Republicans have pushed my cock into an underaged Dominican vagina.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (NF2Bf)

75
At the end he quoted Martin Luther King Jr.'s aphorism "the arc of history tends towards justice" and said he expected he'd get justice himself.

If said justice involves electric arcs tap dancing on his private parts, then I'm all for it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (Jcd0S)

76 46 Seems to me like a lie detector test would go a long way towards nipping this false scandal in the bud.

Posted by: Whatev at February 25, 2013 01:53 PM (A7Wh1)


Yeah, like putting a politician in a room with a lie detector is going to tell you anything other than that they lie constantly.

"It says he lied on all of the calibration questions."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (bxiXv)

77 Gulity is Mexican for guilty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (UOM48)

78 He looks like an older Dondi. The cartoon character.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (4x8W0)

79 Why, I remember when the KKK marched through New Jersey looking for Latinos to lynch.

If it wasn't for Bob Menendez standing up to them on the bridge, it's hard to tell what would have happened.

And now, all you can think of are silly charges of consentual sex between a senator and someone who probably needed the money.

Think of sequestration and the horrors it will bring if you want to worry about something.

Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2013 02:00 PM (ZDsRL)

80 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole race responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole race system? And if the whole race system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our governmental institutions in general? I put it to you, wingnuts - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Hums the Star-Spangled Banner]

Posted by: Big Bob Menendez at February 25, 2013 02:00 PM (Hx5uv)

81 Not geer-tee, not geer-tee!

Posted by: Some Asian wondering why his minority status won't get his kids in school at February 25, 2013 02:00 PM (l3vZN)

82 Good Lord but Bob Menendez has got a creepy face. It's like one of Santa's elves grew up, went into politics and developed an addiction to pedophilia.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:01 PM (CA2NO)

83 How was he discriminated against? The hookers didn't turn him down.

Also, via Drudge, an escort says Mendendez has been a long time client of his. I guess she's just a dirty, lying whore

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2013 02:01 PM (0PiQ4)

84 Isn't Menendez a 'White Hispanic'? I wanted to ask my friend George Zimmerman about that, but he's not answering his phone...

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 25, 2013 02:02 PM (RRbuy)

85 Hahahahaha. We really don't read the posts do we?



Posted by: BCochran1981

Usually, I think we're supposed to head directly for the comments, but I'm proofreading this week. It's not all my fault.


Posted by: Dianna at February 25, 2013 01:56 PM (DV/Ik)



Hahahahaha! Every post is an open post!

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2013 02:02 PM (58gfT)

86 “Now we face anonymous, faceless, nameless individuals from right-wing sources seeking to destroy a lifetime of work,” Menendez said at Shiloh Baptist Church.

Wonder what his "accomplishments" are. Do they serve the cause of liberty?

Posted by: Mindy at February 25, 2013 02:03 PM (gBOQE)

87 I'm really more shocked that Bob has worshipers than his whipping out the race card.

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2013 02:03 PM (bAGA/)

88 He looks like an older Dondi. The cartoon character.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (4x8W0)


In the word of Marv Albert: "Yes"

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 02:03 PM (UYfkz)

89 51
In a D+7 environment, this fuck head could release video tape of himself
dressed as hooker nun while anally fisting two underage domincan prostitutes dressed up like the Olsen
twins that he kept locked up in a cage in his basement for months with no food but regular webcast beatings and he would cruise to re election on a campaign saying
Republicans hated women and wanted to starve children.

Posted by: Mr Pink at February 25, 2013 01:55 PM (wXIfj)

Posted by: sock at February 25, 2013 02:03 PM (+OTLF)

90 He's trying to use the blackdemocratium cloaking device.


We've got a fix on his subspace signal.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2013 02:03 PM (KXm42)

91 >>>Good Lord but Bob Menendez has got a creepy face.

No kidding. Picture this guy nekkid and .....wait. Forget that. I just creeped myself out.

Blech.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2013 02:03 PM (4x8W0)

92

Guilty?

Si!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 25, 2013 02:03 PM (kdS6q)

93 When Juan Valdez refused to give up his seat on the burro, Bob Mene dez was there. When Fernando-mania swept the nation, Bob Menendez was there. When Taco Bell came out with a Dorito-flavored shell, Bob Menendez was there! Si se puede!

Posted by: lincolntf at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (ZshNr)

94 Oddly enough, the last non-white person I can remember who was smeared over their race in an effort to bring them down was Clarence Thomas.

Funny how that works...

Posted by: Voluble at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (qYvEa)

95 These people really need to get a life. I mean I think that commercial is funny and even if you don't to got from there to Bestiality is a product of a sick mind!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (9Bj8R)



Dude. It's a commercial about a woman who wants to make out with a pig. That's kind of the definition of beastiality.

Here. I'll give you a topic. Sexing it up with a vampire pig is neither beastiality or necrophilia. Discuss.

*bounds*

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (VtjlW)

96 Does anyone even look at this guy and think "hispanic?" It's just because of his name. It's the same reason why if you look at George Zimmerman you SEE "hispanic," but when the breathless losers in the MFM heard the name "Zimmerman," they immediately assumed "JEW! JEW! WHITE MAN JEW!"



Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (CA2NO)

97 In Obama’s quest for a “fair” tax rate, he is using his idea of “fair.”

Is it “fair” that your dog may not be getting enough “cheese” ?

Is it “fair” that Pete Rose will never be in the Baseball of Fame ?

Is it “fair” that the top 5% of tax payers, who pay 58% of all income taxes collected, should pay more ?

Is it “fair” that the top 5% of tax payers, who pay 58% of all income
taxes collected, get almost no benefits from the federal government for
college, school lunches, etc. ?

Posted by: Dana Sculley at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (e8kgV)

98 Now if Breitbart were still here he would have already had the underage prostitute give a press conference. From Menendez's office or front lawn.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (fWAjv)

99 2 ---"What race are Hispanics? I musta cut school that day."
Posted by: Regular Moron at February 25, 2013 01:42 PM (feFL6)

This whole "Hispanic" crap is about as artificial as that "Cherokee" hag from Massachusetts.

The federal Department for Racial Purity is in knots trying to figure this out. It is generally held that if you have a Spanish surname, you are of the mystical Hispanic "race." Never mind if you are as white as Caspar the friendly ghost and can't speak a word of Spanish. Never mind if the only reason you have that name is because your great-great-grandfather (and no one else in your family tree) was "Hispanic." You are an oppressed person of color!

Then you have all the ones like my kids who have an English surname but can claim to be Hispanic because their mother is. Of course, she herself may be only 1/32 Hispanic, but what the hell.

The "Latino" designation is even funnier because you end up with people like Giselle Bunchen qualifying as OPCs. (Oppressed Persons of Color.) But the original Latinos, the Italians, are HOs (Hegemonic Oppressors.)

And we all know what hilarity ensues when someone who actually DOES have significant non-European roots has the last name of Zimmerman.

Good God, we are living in a madhouse.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (C8mVl)

100 If Barack Obama had a wingman, he might look like Senator Menendez.

Posted by: alex® at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (vS6fu)

101 If you're whiter than the Chancellor of Germany, you do not get to play the race card.

Unless you're a Democrat, apparently.

Hey, what about that Medicare fraud?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (bxiXv)

102 Leave me alone you griggos! Uh, grinnos! Uh, gringos! Yeah!

Posted by: Sen. Menenenenendez at February 25, 2013 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

103 No kidding. Picture this guy nekkid and .....wait. Forget that. I just creeped myself out.



Blech.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2013 02:03 PM (4x8W0)


Oh... gawd, WHY? Why did you do that?

*runs in search of wandering rapist so that vomit does not go to waste*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:05 PM (CA2NO)

104 ...and said he expected he'd get justice himself.

Hopefully.


Nice. Oh, yes.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 25, 2013 02:05 PM (QupBk)

105 Dude. It's a commercial about a woman who wants to make out with a pig. That's kind of the definition of beastiality.


It's a joke. All the Geico commercials are.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:05 PM (9Bj8R)

106 Yes..... I was just trying to get in touch with my roots.... because you know Aztecs had young Concubines and such...


Its a cultrural thing you Racist Bastards!

Posted by: Bob 'The Aztec' Menendez at February 25, 2013 02:05 PM (lZBBB)

107 So does Melgen have no teeth or something? What's with the gummy smile? Did he do a nickel in Leavenworth and the lack of teeth were his present from Bubba Big Cock, his cellmate?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:05 PM (CA2NO)

108 and I'm so pale I'm blue.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 01:58 PM (VtjlW)



Like so?


http://tinyurl.com/be74mxy

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 02:06 PM (2o/UP)

109 Is it "fair" that your paper towel many not be as absorbent ?

Posted by: Dana Sculley at February 25, 2013 02:06 PM (e8kgV)

110 "MFM heard the name "Zimmerman," they immediately assumed "JEW! "

And we all know Hispanic Jews are the worst kind.

Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2013 02:06 PM (ZDsRL)

111 but when the breathless losers in the MFM heard the name "Zimmerman," they immediately assumed "JEW! JEW! WHITE MAN JEW!"



Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (CA2NO)



Bingo. As soon as that happened and the usual suspects started saying the usual things I thought "Huh. Florida man named Zimmerman, bet they assume he's 70, from New Jersey and Jewish". The fact he wasn't was terribly inconvenient.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 02:06 PM (VtjlW)

112 Hey, what about that Medicare fraud?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 25, 2013 02:04 PM (bxiXv)

___________________

Well essentially that money probably got laundered by donating to Democrats so the story is not live at 11.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 02:07 PM (r2PLg)

113 94 Oddly enough, the last non-white person I can remember who was smeared over their race in an effort to bring them down was Clarence Thomas.
Funny how that works...



More recently...it was Allen West who was smeared.

Last year, Dems ran ads showing Allen West beating up on white grannies.

Posted by: wheatie at February 25, 2013 02:07 PM (eyJSG)

114
and I'm so pale I'm blue.

Let the Smurfette jokes commence...

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 02:07 PM (012c3)

115 Ya know, for a Hispanic, the dude's pretty white.

Know what I mean?

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 25, 2013 02:07 PM (wtvvX)

116 These people really need to get a life. I mean I think that commercial is funny and even if you don't to got from there to Bestiality is a product of a sick mind!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (9Bj8R)

She wants to scrog a farm animal. What would you call it? A valid alternative lifestyle?

Posted by: Ook? at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (OQpzc)

117 He's white - a la George Zimmerman - and he's Cuban - which I've heard numerous times means he's not a real Hispanic at all - since they traditionally vote R. The balls on this old honky pervert.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (E55AK)

118 73 I am sorry sir, but this race card is overdrawn.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2013 01:59 PM (jucos)


Your race card is in another castle.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (UZQM8)

119 You put your dick in a little underage poontang and right away everybody notices that you are Hispanic.

Posted by: Big Bob Menendez at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (Hx5uv)

120
Trust us, we're the experts.
He beWhite

Posted by: The Space Traders at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (SO2Q8)

121 She wants to scrog a farm animal. What would you call it? A valid alternative lifestyle?
Posted by: Ook? at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (OQpzc)


What. You don't like bacon?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (9Bj8R)

122 Oppressed Person of Color: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ad3vkdy

White Hegemonic Oppressor: http://preview.tinyurl.com/b36faht

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (bxiXv)

123 Guilty.

Posted by: Quintesson Judge #1 at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (BqGMB)

124
>>>If you're whiter than the Chancellor of Germany, you do not get to play the race card.

Now I remember where I know BobMenendez from!

He was the creepy dude in my bar that tried to take a hot fireplace poker to my cheek.

Posted by: Marion Ravenwood at February 25, 2013 02:09 PM (Ks9M3)

125 But, but, he's a "white" hispanic. Thus, no discrimination etc. It is impossible for a white (looking) person to have anything harmful said about them i.e. "legitimate" discrimination if you will.


Exception : This principle no longer applies if there is a "D" following the subject's name. They gave at the office, so to speak.

Posted by: Todd Akin's lefty cousin at February 25, 2013 02:09 PM (4eNxd)

126 Hmmm.... remember the Good ole days.... when you were Irish-American? or Black American?

Now they self identify as Hispanic, or Black.... not even paying lip service to the idea of the greater collective identity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2013 02:09 PM (lZBBB)

127
107 So does Melgen have no teeth or something? What's with the gummy smile? Did he do a nickel in Leavenworth and the lack of teeth were his present from Bubba Big Cock, his cellmate?


He's a meth head actor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 25, 2013 02:09 PM (Jcd0S)

128 #96 I still say that the DOJ was tasked with finding a white person who killed a black man and decided Zimmerman was a two-fer (white Jew).

The controversy and charges didn't start until damn near a month after the shooting, you know.

That is why they had to make up that new race, the White Hispanic (not to be confused with Menendez who is a democrat and cannot be used as a scapegoat, so even though he's whiter than Zimmerman he is just a regular old Hispanic).

I bet the administration was really mad they couldn't persecute a Jew. And I bet the guy who found Zimmerman's name while combing case files is now assigned to some DOJ branch office in Iowa or something.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 25, 2013 02:09 PM (GoIUi)

129 116 Oook,

about normal for pelosi's district is what I'd call it

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 02:09 PM (LRFds)

130 and I'm so pale I'm blue.

Let the Smurfette jokes commence...

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 02:07 PM (012c3)


The requisite need for a stepladder to reach the coffee machine is just more evidence of the Smurfette connection...
I KEED! I keed! Don't kill me! *hides*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:09 PM (CA2NO)

131
Have a Horchata and a smile and shut the fuck up, Bob.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 02:10 PM (012c3)

132 "MFM heard the name "Zimmerman," they immediately assumed "JEW! "

And we all know Hispanic Jews are the worst kind.
Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2013 02:06 PM (ZDsRL)

That one on Welcome Back Kotter had the smelliest damn locker in all NYC

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 25, 2013 02:10 PM (XvrTA)

133 Well essentially that money probably got laundered by donating to Democrats so the story is not live at 11 ever.
Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 02:07 PM (r2PLg)


FIFY

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 25, 2013 02:10 PM (bxiXv)

134 Isn't Melgen the guy who keeps trying to sell me "rubber, in a can"???

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 25, 2013 02:10 PM (0SXI6)

135 You don't even want to KNOW where I've been. Ain't that right little Harry?

Posted by: Little Bobby M at February 25, 2013 02:10 PM (jucos)

136 34 --- "Menendez's redefines John as a race. "

Posted by: soup day at February 25, 2013 01:52 PM (LpQbZ)
-------------
Eh, why not? If you can define "homosexual" that way, why not any other sexual taste or habit?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 02:10 PM (C8mVl)

137 121 NGU,

post processing rutting with bacon is not bestiality it is just "monday"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 02:10 PM (LRFds)

138 "We don't need no stinkin badges".

Posted by: Menendez/Ramierez Gang at February 25, 2013 02:11 PM (cCxiu)

139 It's a joke. All the Geico commercials are.

***

Like Obama State of the Union speeches.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2013 02:11 PM (Hx5uv)

140 Posted by: Ook? at February 25, 2013 02:08 PM (OQpzc)

Hey now.... justs whats wrong with a Little Pig every once in awhile....

After all... we have a very wholesome family environment!.... don't we Elmo....

Posted by: Kermit, the Frog at February 25, 2013 02:11 PM (lZBBB)

141 139 WalrusRex,

or documented cases of voter fraud....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)

142 Does this mean that Rachel Maddow is now officially racist? After all she broke the NBC embargo against this story and tepidly covered it.

Posted by: MorphysGhost at February 25, 2013 02:12 PM (0b0Kp)

143
>>Isn't Melgen the guy who keeps trying to sell me "rubber, in a can"???

I wiwgive id to you phor fwee!

Posted by: Barney Franks at February 25, 2013 02:12 PM (012c3)

144 Menendez has always creeped me out. From the day he became a name here in NJ. And all you have to know about him is that he comes from Hudson County, the illegal alien capitol of the world.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:12 PM (9Bj8R)

145 The Race Card.

A Quinn-Martin production.

IN COLOR.

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 25, 2013 02:12 PM (wtvvX)

146 Remember "not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character?"

Yeah, I wish Democrats did, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 25, 2013 02:13 PM (bxiXv)

147 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT...NEARLY FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS COCKSUCKER AND HIS DEMOCRAT ASSHATS TO GO!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 02:13 PM (+OTLF)

148 The Reyes Card?

Posted by: lincolntf at February 25, 2013 02:13 PM (ZshNr)

149 http://youtu.be/6v4pk-kC-qE

Kids in the Hall Joe Biden Office Asst...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 02:13 PM (LRFds)

150 </i> > and I'm so pale I'm blue.

Add to that chicken skin and you could be talking about me.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at February 25, 2013 02:13 PM (ZWvOb)

151 You put your dick in a little underage poontang and right away everybody notices that you are Hispanic.
Posted by: Big Bob Menendez


Actually, I think you were the first to notice it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2013 02:14 PM (FcR7P)

152 And the MFM all but ignoring this story, what is that a result of?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2013 02:14 PM (1Jaio)

153 "This whole "Hispanic" crap is about as artificial as that "Cherokee" hag from Massachusetts."

That's racist right there, bub. Us hags have ways of making "The Man" pay.

Posted by: Joan Rivers at February 25, 2013 02:14 PM (71LDo)

154 We have commercials where gorgeous women go on dates with anthropomorphic MMs and proceed to try and eat them in increasingly morbid ways as the MMs beg for their lives... and we're talking about the Geico pig?


Perspective, people!


PS - Don't get me STARTED on the cannibalistic habits of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:15 PM (CA2NO)

155 Uh oh. The antis are going to get drawers in a bunch.


"In other news, we’ve got printed AR lowers figured out."

580 rounds through it.

http://tinyurl.com/atjujyf

(link goes to 'DefDis.)

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2013 02:15 PM (fWAjv)

156 And Jesse Jackson Jr is only going to jail because he's black.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2013 02:15 PM (1Jaio)

157 Why you gotta be such a buzzkill?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 25, 2013 02:17 PM (60GaT)

158 He was the creepy dude in my bar that tried to take a hot fireplace poker to my cheek.
Posted by: Marion Ravenwood


Holy shit. Fucking bingo. Still, if forced to choose, I'd trust the melted Nazi dude with my teenage daughter before Bob'Racismstuck my dick in an underaged hooker' Menendez.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 25, 2013 02:17 PM (NF2Bf)

159 152 And the MFM all but ignoring this story, what is that a result of?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2013 02:14 PM (1Jaio)


Ideologically-driven corruption and lies?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 25, 2013 02:17 PM (bxiXv)

160 I would be happy to buy Bus Tickets today to send some La Raza his way from Mexifornia..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 25, 2013 02:18 PM (x59Gv)

161 152 And the MFM all but ignoring this story, what is that a result of?



Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2013 02:14 PM (1Jaio)





"Story? What story?"


-MFM

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:19 PM (CA2NO)

162 Dude. It's a commercial about a woman who wants to make out with a pig. That's kind of the definition of beastiality.

Wait'll State Farm counters with a commercial starring the horse-babies guy.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2013 02:19 PM (B/VB5)

163 By the way I think the pic you have up of Menendez is kinda old. He has fattened up a bit since those days. Good and plenty sex with minors will do that to ya

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:19 PM (9Bj8R)

164
And Jesse Jackson Jr is only going to jail because he's from Chicago. black.

Use your dog whistle.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 02:19 PM (012c3)

165 @ 144 ahem, that is still title town in El Lay Vato...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 25, 2013 02:20 PM (x59Gv)

166 That photo array appears tocontain three different forms of weasel.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 25, 2013 02:20 PM (NF2Bf)

167 Who cares? The real story today is what Seth MacFarlane's mildly un-PC, hit-and-miss jokes mean for the future of feminism

Posted by: Media handwringers at February 25, 2013 02:20 PM (60GaT)

168 By the way I think the pic you have up of Menendez
is kinda old. He has fattened up a bit since those days. Good and plenty
sex with minors will do that to ya

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:19 PM (9Bj8R)


But the nose is just as bulbous and red.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:20 PM (CA2NO)

169 Underage prostitute card beats the Hispanic Race card though a Hispanic Race card does beat a You're illegal and can't have a drivers license card.



Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2013 02:21 PM (m2CN7)

170 “Now we face anonymous, faceless, nameless individuals from right-wing
sources seeking to destroy a lifetime of work,” Menendez said at Shiloh
Baptist Church.

Uh, no...I'm pretty sure you, Mr. Menendez, were the one who was fucking hookers - if you are even able to get it up. Probably paid them so he could say he was capable of fucking hookers.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 25, 2013 02:21 PM (vg8iE)

171 Man if you want some good old White priviledge visit the Avenues here near East El LAy Vato...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 25, 2013 02:21 PM (x59Gv)

172 A Quinnipiac poll released Thursday showed Menendez’s approval rating has already fallen 15 points in just one month, dropping from 51 percent to 36 percent.


And dropping

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:21 PM (9Bj8R)

173 144 ---"Menendez has always creeped me out. "

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:12 PM (9Bj8R)

Me too. The first time I saw a picture of him, which was looooong before this current mess came up, I thought he looked like a pedophile.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 02:22 PM (C8mVl)

174 Melgen, Menendez and Ramirez walk into a bar.


The bartender says, what age girl can I get you guys?

Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2013 02:22 PM (m2CN7)

175 I know for sure I had more hair on my knuckles than that young hooker had on her Money Pack, and she is Hispanic..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 25, 2013 02:23 PM (x59Gv)

176 80 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole race responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole race system? And if the whole race system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our governmental institutions in general? I put it to you, wingnuts - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

This made me happy. Wanna see how much?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 25, 2013 02:23 PM (F4WWu)

177 Isn't this the "man" who engaged in multiple acts of child rape and child sex slave trafficking?

Posted by: FeralCat at February 25, 2013 02:24 PM (Ib2Fp)

178 And dropping

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:21 PM (9Bj8R)

Wanna bet we have a Senator Booker by November?

Christie is mighty tight with the Obamas.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 02:24 PM (GsoHv)

179 Democrats really are practiced in the art of making "the right wing" sound like a sinister, alien force

captain obvious i know but still amusing

Posted by: JDP at February 25, 2013 02:24 PM (60GaT)

180 At the end he quoted Martin Luther King Jr.'s aphorism "the arc of history tends towards justice"

MLK, Jr. was all about protecting child sex trafficking. Those church-goers should be proud.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2013 02:25 PM (FcR7P)

181 When does the Geh commmenter , whats her mane on MSNBC chime in? The Horsey faced one who...oh yeah Rachel Madcow..she's gonna raise the shield for this mutt?

Posted by: Clemenza at February 25, 2013 02:25 PM (x59Gv)

182 172 A Quinnipiac poll released Thursday showed Menendez’s approval rating has already fallen 15 points in just one month, dropping from 51 percent to 36 percent.

All he cares about is getting to 16 or under.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 25, 2013 02:25 PM (F4WWu)

183 "In other news, we’ve got printed AR lowers figured out."

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2013 02:15 PM (fWAjv)


And the designs will continue to improve. We'll even see brand new designs, especially as people realize that you can make assemblies that are part metal and part ABS or alternatives, and as they improve polycarbonate printing techniques.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 25, 2013 02:25 PM (bxiXv)

184 Papi Menendez is as lily white as the driven snow.

Posted by: Laurence Taylor at February 25, 2013 02:26 PM (WM+rJ)

185
"In other news, we’ve got printed AR lowers figured out."



580 rounds through it.



http://tinyurl.com/atjujyf



(link goes to 'DefDis.)

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2013 02:15 PM (fWAjv)

[Wipes away a tear] That's just beautiful, man.

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2013 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

186
If I were a member of that Church, there is not enough Holy Water to wash away the stain of having that pig in the building.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2013 02:27 PM (TOk1P)

187 Wanna bet we have a Senator Booker by November?

Christie is mighty tight with the Obamas.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 02:24 PM (GsoHv)

Ya mean if menendez resigns? Nah why would booker want that. It would only be a temp position. He can just run for Lautenberg's seat and get his own.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:27 PM (9Bj8R)

188 weren't the underage prostitutes he porked hispanic as well? What about the wpmyns and the chillrun?

Posted by: thunderb at February 25, 2013 02:28 PM (Dnbau)

189 I've seen cotton balls darker than him.

Posted by: MorphysGhost at February 25, 2013 02:28 PM (0b0Kp)

190 weren't the underage prostitutes he porked hispanic as well? What about the wpmyns and the chillrun?

Posted by: thunderb at February 25, 2013 02:28 PM (Dnbau)



He wasn't being racist, but anyone questioning him on it is. Liberal Logic 101

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2013 02:29 PM (1Jaio)

191 I think i need to go down to the DR and interrogate those hookers myself. And i mean some hard interrogation. I wont stop till they beg for mercy. I may need to re re re interrogate. So don't wait up.

Posted by: Roberto at February 25, 2013 02:29 PM (UQxX6)

192 If you change your last name to Menendez, can you become part of the Hispanic grievance caucus? Even if you look like Mr. Wonder Bread?

Posted by: Roy at February 25, 2013 02:29 PM (VndSC)

193 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2013 02:27 PM (9Bj8R)

Once he gets it he'll have it for life. And Christie would earn a huge amount of temporary good will with the dems.

It probably won't happen, but I wouldn't put it past that fat backstabber.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2013 02:30 PM (GsoHv)

194 >>>Isn't this the "man" who engaged in multiple acts of child rape and child sex slave trafficking?

Seems to me that would make him front runner to being the next Chair of the DNC.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2013 02:30 PM (4x8W0)

195 Serious you guys - at this point, what does it matter?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 25, 2013 02:30 PM (1U5yP)

196 177---" Isn't this the "man" who engaged in multiple acts of child rape and child sex slave trafficking?"
Posted by: FeralCat at February 25, 2013 02:24 PM (Ib2Fp)
--------------
Well, yes, but they were just Dominicans. See, paying young Dominican girls for sex is actually okay because they are so poor that they need the money. You might say it's a form of foreign aid.
You'll have to consult the Department of Racial Purity to figure this out.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 02:30 PM (C8mVl)

197 Of age 3rd World Hispanic hookers know the feelin

Posted by: Drivingtheview at February 25, 2013 02:30 PM (4i8Lz)

198 has there been a "what it all means" article on this subject bemoaning the death of "privacy" yet

remember some people pulling that card during the Anthony Weiner scandal

Posted by: JDP at February 25, 2013 02:30 PM (60GaT)

199 weren't the underage prostitutes he porked hispanic as well? What about the wpmyns and the chillrun?
Posted by: thunderb at February 25, 2013 02:28 PM (Dnbau)

it's a cultural thing, you wouldn't understand

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 25, 2013 02:30 PM (XvrTA)

200 road bumps, road bumps road bumps road bumps, my lovely lady bumps

Posted by: thunderb at February 25, 2013 02:31 PM (Dnbau)

201 The requisite need for a stepladder to reach the coffee machine is just more evidence of the Smurfette connection...
I KEED! I keed! Don't kill me! *hides*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2013 02:09 PM (CA2NO)



Yeah, like I've never heard Smurfette before.

Here. You can have some of BC's Girl Scout cookies. I mean, he's being all 1%y (that is totally cromulent also fuck you) about them and I believe we should forcibly redistribute.




Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 02:31 PM (VtjlW)

202 See, paying young Dominican girls for sex is actually okay because they are so poor that they need the money.

And we're all racist womyn-haters for wanting to take their jobs away from them.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 25, 2013 02:32 PM (/kI1Q)

203 I hope Menendaez paid those young hookers a "living wage".

Posted by: Roy at February 25, 2013 02:33 PM (VndSC)

204 Who hasn't fucked a young Dominican... i mean.... what, what?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2013 02:33 PM (jucos)

205 Did any black people at the church get upset that Bobby the Perv hijacked their agenda for his own use? I didn't see any mention of it in the article but if I'd been in that position I'd have been pretty pissed off.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 02:33 PM (UYfkz)

206
196 -

Maybethat's what he means by "lifetime of work" in his screed.

In some ways I find that more gauling than the race card playage. I mean, he doesn't really believe he's being racially profiled, but I really think he believes in his "lifetime of work."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2013 02:33 PM (TOk1P)

207
So I guess all those criticisms against Bush's Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales...were racist?

Posted by: wheatie at February 25, 2013 02:34 PM (eyJSG)

208 This "Hispanics are a race" nonsense has to stop. Lily-white Menendez is a white male with a cultural Hispanic background. He is white, white, white, as are my hundreds of white Hispanic family members.

Posted by: CC at February 25, 2013 02:35 PM (3EvWK)

209 Strange how Menendez is the victim of some sort of nefarious racist conspiracy against Hispanics, but the MFM mocking of Rubio's drink of water and the Media Matters campaign to destroy Ted Cruz isn't

Makes you almost think that leftists get a pass on this kind of stuff if it wasn't our paranoid imagination that the MSM is biased


Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2013 02:35 PM (mCvL4)

210
>>And we're all racist womyn-haters for wanting to take their jobs away from them.<<

They're doing the jobs American girls won't do.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 02:35 PM (012c3)

211 192---" If you change your last name to Menendez, can you become part of the Hispanic grievance caucus? Even if you look like Mr. Wonder Bread?"

Posted by: Roy at February 25, 2013 02:29 PM (VndSC)
-----------------
Yes. Today you do have to have a reason for the change beyond getting AA benefits but, in many jurisdictions, the rules are lax. (The fewer the actual Hispanics in an area, the looser the rules are.)
Your reason does not have to have anything to do with heritage, say discovering a distant ancestor.
Witness, e.g., Chad Ochocinco. He's Hispanic!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 02:35 PM (C8mVl)

212 On the moon of Endor, I ain't got time to spell.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at February 25, 2013 02:37 PM (TDsQt)

213 Cameron Diaz : Father is descended from Castillan Spaniards, mother is German and English, but she's considered Hispanic by the MSM

George Zimmerman? WHITE

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2013 02:38 PM (mCvL4)

214 Serious you guys, I can't tell you how gobsmacked I continue to be over the drinking water thing.
Posted by: alexthechick

Rubio pawned them by turning it into a PAC moneymaker - selling water bottles with his name on them. Awesome!

Posted by: Cheri at February 25, 2013 02:39 PM (G+Wff)

215 201 Yeah, like I've never heard Smurfette before.

Here. You can have some of BC's Girl Scout cookies. I mean, he's being all 1%y (that is totally cromulent also fuck you) about them and I believe we should forcibly redistribute.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 25, 2013 02:31 PM (VtjlW)



Oh feel free. On a totally unrelated note, I am curious what kind of damage a Hydra-Shok 12 ga rifled slug can do.

Totally. Unrelated.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2013 02:39 PM (2o/UP)

216

Trolling the Red Light Districts for Democrat candidates.

Posted by: thumbs up! at February 25, 2013 02:40 PM (LpQbZ)

217 Menendez's special race pleading reminds me of the old joke about a guy who goes for a job interview for a radio host and he walks out glum faced afterwards.

When his friend asked him how it went, he says;

"I d-d-d-idn't g-g-g-g-et the j-j-j-job because I'm J-J-Jewish!"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2013 02:42 PM (mCvL4)

218 We need a term a la Godwin that means that the first to cry "racism" has lost the argument.


Posted by: Mayday at February 25, 2013 02:42 PM (F3s39)

219 It seems as though I'm not the only one that is creeped out by the Geico commercials with the pig.

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2013 02:43 PM (n2K+4)

220 looks like the FBI has decided that the case is a zero. Maybe the FBI are all Marxists too

Posted by: occam at February 25, 2013 02:45 PM (fbUla)

221 It seems as though I'm not the only one that is creeped out by the Geico commercials with the pig.

It doesn't 'creep me out' but one thing I'm really sick of is listening to phony Aussie accents. I'm hearing more and more of them in commercials every day.

It's old, it's tired. And Geico stands for 'government employees insurance company'. So they're never getting a dime of my business.

Posted by: posting anonymously on the internet at February 25, 2013 02:50 PM (feFL6)

222 Probably paid them so he could say he was capable of fucking hookers.


Posted by: bicentennialguy

It seems that the whole thing started because he stiffed the hookers.

Financially, I mean. Or so I read.

Posted by: Dianna at February 25, 2013 02:51 PM (DV/Ik)

223 He merely sequestered his payments to the hookers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 25, 2013 02:53 PM (iAUf+)

224 It seems as though I'm not the only one that is creeped out by the Geico commercials with the pig.
I'm waiting for Progressive to run an ad with a roasting pig somewhere in it..On a spit...with an apple (iPhone) shoved in it's mouth.It would be an instant hit.And would make my day.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 25, 2013 02:54 PM (pDRpv)

225 I don't know why Menendez is struggling so hard to hold his position. He's white enough to land a job at MSNBC.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 25, 2013 02:59 PM (QupBk)

226 Posted by: occam

Our provincial village idiot heard from.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 25, 2013 03:01 PM (QupBk)

227 Looks like some of you need to join Commercials I Hate.com.

Geico comes in for a special degree of abuse over there.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2013 03:01 PM (7ObY1)

228 Never pray for justice for yourself you might not like what you get.

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 25, 2013 03:46 PM (rdav6)

229 Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Posted by: Giant Heads of Krypton at February 25, 2013 04:10 PM (oMBj/)

230 Menendez is whiter than The New Republic editorial board.

Posted by: Peej at February 25, 2013 04:47 PM (u0XTA)

231 And THAT's white.

Posted by: Peej at February 25, 2013 04:47 PM (u0XTA)

232 As a Hispanic our next Pinata will be called Pedo Bob.

Posted by: Rufusrastas at February 25, 2013 09:41 PM (XO5DS)

233 I'm thinking he's been getting some Grade A pieces of ass. Fuck the "arc of history" shit.

Posted by: torabora at February 25, 2013 10:12 PM (U9UrF)






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