And the Envelope Comes From... Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama introduced the films for best picture, then delivered the winner's name, from the price-waterhouse envelope.

The winner was Argo, a movie which the screenwriter made a point to say was about using peaceful options to solve problems. It smells an awful lot like the Obamas knew ahead of time that a useful movie might win.

(By the way it's a good movie. But that's irrelevant here.)

So, we will simply never be permitted to escape the Obama's. They aim to be omnipresent, sharing the spotlight with any positive news or positive message.

Posted by: Ace at 12:11 AM



Comments

1 The Oscars: Leaving no cocks unsucked.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:13 AM (MBKC3)

2 This is one of the many reasons why I havent watched that drivel in years.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 25, 2013 12:14 AM (DGIjM)

3 Tell me this is a joke. Michelle Obama was actually there? WTF?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 12:15 AM (C8mVl)

4 I only tuned in for the last three trophies. Good for Jennifer Lawrence. Good for Daniel Day-Lewis. And bad for the Academy. I will not watch that ceremony again until 1600 P.A. has a new occupant. Maybe not then, either. We'll just have to see how magnanimous I'm feeling in 2017.

Posted by: Demosthenes at February 25, 2013 12:15 AM (c5AtG)

5 I'm going to be ill.

Posted by: Guido at February 25, 2013 12:15 AM (KgD0C)

6 I just said that to my son, when he told me about her and the Oscars. "They interject themselves into everything, sickening." I was telling him that presidents used to be above all this crap.

Posted by: madamex at February 25, 2013 12:16 AM (+kvQd)

7 Not there, Margarita. She "graced" the Oscars with her presence live via satellite.

Posted by: Demosthenes at February 25, 2013 12:16 AM (c5AtG)

8
Good God, will the fucking Obamas never fuck off? They pollute the Super Bowl, now this (which I don't care about, in honesty), what next? Will they have their images engraved over every crapper and urinal in the nation next? Is there no escaping these worthless shitheads?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2013 12:16 AM (IDSI7)

9 Isn't it also funny that the State Dept,(John Kerry )
also commented today what a great movie it was....

Funny how these things work out...

Posted by: American Dawg at February 25, 2013 12:16 AM (trA4n)

10 That ugly fat ass lobster terrorizing wig beaten bitch and her pencil think nicotene addicted liar of a husband needs to stop ruining everything in this country by sticking their ugly ass faces in it.

I dodnt need to see James earl Jones in drag on a sunday night before i go to bed to remind me that Tomorrow the country is still in a shithole thanks to her Husband, the metrosexial pussy of a thin skinned boy king and the 52 % of the fucking taker retards and identity politics voters.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:17 AM (+OTLF)

11 Well, I guess Hollywood will be keeping all those tax breaks, then.

Posted by: vivi at February 25, 2013 12:18 AM (JKza/)

12 If the U.S. hadn't overthrown Mossadegh Iran'd love us!! Amirite???

Posted by: Rawn Paul at February 25, 2013 12:18 AM (8HhF2)

13 eh who cares

Posted by: JDP at February 25, 2013 12:18 AM (8HhF2)

14 John Kerry Tweet...

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/john-kerry-plugs-argo_703183.html

Posted by: American Dawg at February 25, 2013 12:19 AM (trA4n)

15 Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:17 AM (+OTLF)

Hmmm, I find that I agree with much of what you have written. Although I think James Earl Jones would have better taste in Womens Clothes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:19 AM (l86i3)

16 I cant wait till they end up performing the parts of themselves in their own biographical dramas about their amazing fictional real story lives and win best actor and actress oscars after they are finished living it up in the white house.

Now thats going to be something to behold.

Ten bucks the Obamas get agents and acting coaches and start fielding scripts before this term is up.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:19 AM (+OTLF)

17 With or without the Indonesian grifter's family, I'd rather express the anal glands of entire kennel of pitbulls than watch that fucking garbage. Where was the SMOD when we needed it most?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:20 AM (MBKC3)

18
Where was the SMOD when we needed it most?

I'm still pissed that al Qaeda hasn't weighed in on the Academy Awards, where they would actually do some good, for once.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2013 12:22 AM (IDSI7)

19 (By the way it's a good movie. But that's irrelevant here.)

_____________

No it is not.

It's a terrible movie.

It is all about Ben Affleck. Close ups of Ben Affleck. Dialogue hogged up by Ben Affleck.

If there was an award for most "I"s and "me" uttered by a character that Ben Affleck would have won that award.

It doesn't develop any of the other characters at all-soo that any audience would barely give tow cents about them.

To top it all off--did you watch/listen during the credits?

President Carter comes on to brag about how all the hostages lived and we did it through diplomacy and without violence.

I can't remember the exact quote but the brag about freeing them "without violence" is definitely in there.

It is a total rewrite of history.

It fails to mention -

Operation Eagle Claw (or Operation Evening Light or Operation Rice Bowl)[2] was an American military operation ordered by U.S. President Jimmy Carter to attempt to end the Iran hostage crisis by rescuing 52 Americans held captive at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran, Iran on April 24, 1980.


Eight American servicemen died --and it works out just great for Carter because--

33 years later Carter can brag about how he didn't resort to violence.

All Ben Affleck did is act as the Hollywood Pope and --

Canonized Carter.


Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:22 AM (r2PLg)

20 17
With or without the Indonesian grifter's family, I'd rather express the
anal glands of entire kennel of rabid pitbulls using only my lips while dipping my balls in honey and dangeling them over a nest of african fire ants than watch that fucking
garbage. Where was the SMOD when we needed it most?


Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:20 AM (MBKC3)

FIFY

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:22 AM (+OTLF)

21 Fucking disgusting. Grammies be next. They'll be opening for Ms Gaga by summer.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 25, 2013 12:23 AM (ndp2I)

22 Much lol in this thread thus far.

Posted by: Socktopus at February 25, 2013 12:23 AM (1FLBb)

23 She's the biggest attention whore in the universe.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 25, 2013 12:23 AM (8cOY0)

24 Particularly the "Indonesian grifter" and "James Earl Jones in drag" remarks. There is magic at work tonight.

Posted by: Socktopus at February 25, 2013 12:24 AM (1FLBb)

25 The worst part about that is the Oscars were completely apolitical tonight until that moment. There were no Republican jokes. The documentary chosen as winner was the only one that wasn't a liberal screed. None of the speeches had a lefty comment. Then she showed up and the evening was ruined.

Posted by: Synnerman at February 25, 2013 12:25 AM (0Bdlg)

26 Oh I forgot all the excessive close ups of Ben Affleck so that he could practice his different acting faces and poses.


The idiot probably spent three hours in wardrobe daily getting his hair and beard fluffed.

Absolutely a terrible movie.

One of the most self indulgent movies ever--complete with a historical rewrite by President Carter who also LIES in order to engage in praising himself.

It's disgusting.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:26 AM (r2PLg)

27 Ahh... the good old days, when we cared about saving lives from a foreign consulate.

Posted by: Mjim at February 25, 2013 12:26 AM (qnWBJ)

28 I turned the channel when I saw the wookie come on.

Posted by: Sho Nuff at February 25, 2013 12:26 AM (jo0fs)

29 The whole fake production makes me sick.

The presenters stand on stage and listen to their own voices on tape. Then a little nugget of Oscar lore about the winner.

Shirley Bassey sung lazy. The ending proved she had the pipes.

Posted by: nip at February 25, 2013 12:26 AM (11Tdq)

30
"So, we will simply never be permitted to escape the Obama's."

___ __ _ _ _____ ____ ___ ___ _ _


I had escaped tonight's travesty until I stumbled in here....

Posted by: Meremortal at February 25, 2013 12:26 AM (1Y+hH)

31 All Ben Affleck did is act as the Hollywood Pope and --



Canonized Carter.







Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:22 AM (r2PLg)

did it gloss over the fact that it was that mother fucking cocksucker Carter and his regime and the cia that helped destabalize Palavi in iran, and funded 100s of millions US dollars to the Ayatollah Cocksuckhomenie while in france and helped establish him and his mullahs in iran as the alternative to the shah?No mention of it?Carter made to look blameless?
Oh so it just sucked some peanut farmer dick then? Well you know Ben Afleck is married to what could argueably be called a chick with a dick, that Manifer, so dick sucking is something he is good at.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:27 AM (+OTLF)

32 Oh I forgot the first five minutes of the movie.

It was literally a cartoon that was --

"America is terrible--and had it coming" drawn for pod people the audience and/or Liberals.

The first five minutes could have been drawn and/or written by one of the hostage takers at the time that took the Americans hostage so they could grab airtime on America's broadcast channels and lecture us about how Evil America is.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:29 AM (r2PLg)

33 Michelle Obama graces us with her august presence at The Oscars and you have the nerve to complain about it?

How dare you call yourselves Americans!

Good day, sir!

Posted by: cranky-d at February 25, 2013 12:29 AM (/tq6B)

34 Ben Afflicted can shill for Dhimmi Carter all he fucking wants; the truth of the matter is that back when we had an intelligent electorate who valued working for a living, they kicked that bucktoothed cocksucker out of office because of how badly he fucked up in Iran.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:30 AM (MBKC3)

35 So how many medical marijuana dispensaries did Kristen Stewart empty before the show?

Posted by: Chuck Pylon at February 25, 2013 12:30 AM (2oSxi)

36 33
Michelle Obama graces us with her august presence at The Oscars and you have the nerve to complain about it?
How dare you call yourselves Americans!
Good day, sir!


Posted by: cranky-d at February 25, 2013 12:29 AM (/tq6B)
Thats my line.

Posted by: Jordan at February 25, 2013 12:30 AM (+OTLF)

37 Ben Afflicted can shill for Dhimmi Carter all he fucking wants; the truth of the matter is that back when we had an intelligent electorate who valued working for a living, they kicked that bucktoothed cocksucker out of office because of how badly he fucked up in Iran.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:30 AM (MBKC3)

That and the 18% morgage on my mom and dads house.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:31 AM (l86i3)

38 This is ridiculous. Why is anyone but an Academy member handing out the top award?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 12:31 AM (C8mVl)

39 I saw Argo last night. Meh.
I saw Michele Obama tonight. Blech.

Posted by: DCD-in-Indiana at February 25, 2013 12:31 AM (Qxxrt)

40 If this was Laura Bush or Ann Romney, the audience would have been eating each other as if they were crazed Jamaicans on Bath Salts.

Fucking savages.

Posted by: AgentLobos at February 25, 2013 12:31 AM (QQJAO)

41 Add to all of that idiocy above the irony that our Hollywood Elite and Media Elite and Democrat Elite have all but ignored--

The recent protests--against the very radicals in power now--that got their beginning from that US Embassy take over.

Ben doesn't take time during the credits to acknowledge that irony he gives Carter a captive audience and an altar to--

rewrite history in order to Saint himself.

It's Saint Carter.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:32 AM (r2PLg)

42 The comments to the story at the Drudge link, all negative, not one good word for her. She deserves all that and more.

Posted by: madamex at February 25, 2013 12:33 AM (+kvQd)

43 Yes OSP; there were many many other reasons that Adultery of the Heart got the bum's rush because he fucked up everything he put his lecherous hands on. But back then we actually had an MFM that reported on the fuckups in Iran.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:33 AM (MBKC3)

44 34
Ben Afflicted can shill for Dhimmi Carter all he fucking wants; the
truth of the matter is that back when we had an intelligent electorate
who valued working for a living, they kicked that bucktoothed cocksucker
out of office because of how badly he fucked up in Iran.


Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:30 AM (MBKC3)
The cocsucker destabalized Iran and collapsed the governemtn creating what is now argueably the largest supporter of state funded terrorism.The cocksucking motherfucker also was the one who got that Community Reinvestment Act passed in congress that led to the mortgage crisis that collapsed the market in 2008.30 years seems to be how long it takes to find out just how badly a cocksucking mother fucking piece of shit as president fucks things up.
I dont think it will take 30 years to find out how effective Obama is at Cartering it up.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:33 AM (+OTLF)

45 did it gloss over the fact that it was that mother fucking cocksucker Carter and his regime and the cia that helped destabalize Palavi in iran, and funded 100s of millions US dollars to the Ayatollah Cocksuckhomenie while in france and helped establish him and his mullahs in iran as the alternative to the shah?No mention of it?Carter made to look blameless?
Oh so it just sucked some peanut farmer dick then? Well you know Ben Afleck is married to what could argueably be called a chick with a dick, that Manifer, so dick sucking is something he is good at.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:27 AM (+OTLF)

___________________

Completely.

I didn't even know or remember that.

cripes.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:34 AM (r2PLg)

46 Freakin pointless to have her there.

Posted by: Hawk at February 25, 2013 12:34 AM (2dYnc)

47
38

I'm wondering why Nancy Reagan never gave out he award in the 1980s. She not only was first lady, but was a member of the academy.

Oh yeah.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 25, 2013 12:34 AM (8cOY0)

48 Yes OSP; there were many many other reasons that Adultery of the Heart got the bum's rush because he fucked up everything he put his lecherous hands on. But back then we actually had an MFM that reported on the fuckups in Iran.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:33 AM (MBKC3)


I remember it. We had a family friend whoes son was in the fuck-up. He never talked about it. I guess it was really really bad and avoidable..

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:35 AM (l86i3)

49 Bo is going to host the Golden Globes next year.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 25, 2013 12:35 AM (nPbm2)

50 Bo is going to host the Golden Globes next year.
Posted by: Hepcat at February 25, 2013 12:35 AM (nPbm2)

I figured he would win the Westminster MFn dog show.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:36 AM (l86i3)

51 Obama ate a dog.

Posted by: nip at February 25, 2013 12:36 AM (11Tdq)

52 I guess we should at least be grateful that Her Majesty didn't show up in person. At least we won't have to see her declared Best Dressed on every website, which she would be, no matter what monstrosity she wore.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 12:37 AM (C8mVl)

53 Why, of course. It's a movie about their 2 favorite subjects, politics and Hollywood (themselves)

It's an ok movie. I forgot it a couple days after seeing it. Oscar worthy? ...feh...

Posted by: Atlas Mugged at February 25, 2013 12:37 AM (uZE/5)

54 Michelle will be on a Wheaties box next month.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 25, 2013 12:37 AM (nPbm2)

55 I guess we should at least be grateful that Her Majesty didn't show up in person. At least we won't have to see her declared Best Dressed on every website, which she would be, no matter what monstrosity she wore.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 12:37 AM (C8mVl)

But the Bedazzled Boob Belt would have been all the rage.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:38 AM (l86i3)

56 And if you think this is an action movie you get maybe ten minutes of that.

It's basically Ben telling these people what a hero he is.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:38 AM (r2PLg)

57 54 Michelle will be on a Wheaties box next month.

I would settle for a milk carton.

Posted by: nip at February 25, 2013 12:38 AM (11Tdq)

58 Why is anyone but an Academy member handing out the top award?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 12:31 AM (C8mVl)___ ___ _ __ ___ ___ ____ ___ My dear woman. Seriously. Why is anyone witha brain watching these fools give awards to eachother in the first place?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 25, 2013 12:39 AM (1Y+hH)

59 This is a joke, right? right?

No? Fuck us.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 25, 2013 12:40 AM (/gHaE)

60 Michelle will be hosting Biden's colonoscopy on the Science Channel.


Posted by: Hepcat at February 25, 2013 12:40 AM (nPbm2)

61 The real winner tonight was the horsehair wig industry.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 12:41 AM (IuD9j)

62 Then Ben has two great actors John Goodman and Alan Arkin but hells bells if he will give them too much to do because they might steal his close up time with the camera.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:41 AM (r2PLg)

63 I hope the White House doesn't mix up the Nuclear Football with the Hollywood Football.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 25, 2013 12:41 AM (nPbm2)

64 35 So how many medical marijuana dispensaries did Kristen Stewart empty before the show?
Posted by: Chuck Pylon at February 25, 2013 12:30 AM (2oSxi)
---

Trick question. She bought heroin in DTLA.

Posted by: Socktopus at February 25, 2013 12:41 AM (1FLBb)

65 Pretty soon the only thing we'll be able to watch without those clowns intruding is Bulgarian folk-dancing or Division III field hockey.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2013 12:41 AM (C8mVl)

66 Drudge headline:

HOLLYWOOD, DC

Posted by: Hepcat at February 25, 2013 12:43 AM (nPbm2)

67 59 This is a joke, right? right?

No? Fuck us.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 25, 2013 12:40 AM (/gHaE)

____________

I was with some friends--we just sat through Argo and had been talking about what a piece of crap it is.

As a joke--as a goof --as Michelle was reading the winner I said--

"Argo!" all sarcastic and then Michelle says--

"Argo!".

We were all like--

Holy $%#& is this a bad dream?

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:44 AM (r2PLg)

68 Our sentient spam has more brain power than these fucking people.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 25, 2013 12:44 AM (/gHaE)

69 Do you think these brain dead 52%rs will realize that these assholes make Adolf and Ava look like shy recluses.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:45 AM (l86i3)

70 I swear Carter has a mole in the White House that switched the card or-

crossed out Lincoln--because "dirty Republican" and wrote in--

Argo.

It's probably Biden.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:46 AM (r2PLg)

71 I swear Carter has a mole in the White House that switched the card or-

crossed out Lincoln--because "dirty Republican" and wrote in--

Argo.

It's probably Biden.
Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:46 AM (r2PLg)

Dis is my house Mutha Fucka

Posted by: Valarie Jarret at February 25, 2013 12:47 AM (l86i3)

72 Do you think these brain dead 52%rs will realize that these assholes make Adolf and Ava look like shy recluses.

52%: Who the hell are Adolf and Ava? Were they on Dancing with the Stars - Season 1?

Posted by: IrishSamurai at February 25, 2013 12:47 AM (5utH7)

73 These people make slime molds look like freaking Einstein.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 25, 2013 12:47 AM (/gHaE)

74 Dis is my house Mutha Fucka
Posted by: Valarie Jarret at February 25, 2013 12:47 AM (l86i3)

______________________

LOL!

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:48 AM (r2PLg)

75 At this point the Obama's are just trolling us to see if we will blow our tops, don't give them the satisfaction. Let it gooo!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 25, 2013 12:48 AM (NzBQO)

76 You know what I'd rather do than see Michelle Obama again?

I'd rather spend 3 days on the rack getting a couple of inches taller, that's what.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 25, 2013 12:50 AM (/gHaE)

77 At this point the Obama's are just trolling us to see if we will blow our tops, don't give them the satisfaction. Let it gooo!
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 25, 2013 12:48 AM (NzBQO)

Nah, they know we aren't doin shit about anything right now. When the rest of the world figures out we are pushing monopoly money and our markets are houses of cards, then TSWHTF

Posted by: Valarie Jarret at February 25, 2013 12:50 AM (l86i3)

78 Dammit, stupoid sock.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:51 AM (l86i3)

79 Oh, Michelle my Belle is running for something, don't you think? She fully intends to complete her hubby's transformation of this country. Senate, then presidency. She cannot stand to be out of the spotlight.

Just like Juan and Evita.

Posted by: PJ at February 25, 2013 12:52 AM (ZWaLo)

80 Remember when Ace used to shame us for making fun of her? Ace, she is a smug, ugly asshole

Posted by: madamex at February 25, 2013 12:53 AM (+kvQd)

81
Just like Juan and Evita.
Posted by: PJ at February 25, 2013 12:52 AM (ZWaLo)

Or Imelda and Ferdinand Marcos.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:53 AM (l86i3)

82 Gotsta get up and take the youngen to school tomorrow, Good night all.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 25, 2013 12:55 AM (l86i3)

83 61
The real winner tonight was the horsehair wig industry.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 12:41 AM (IuD9j)
Thats not horse hair.The Obama's belive in recycling...what did you think they do with all the hair left over after waxing her arms, back and crotch in preparation for another tax payer funded lifestyle of the rich and famous european beach vacations that keep the global lobster population in check.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:55 AM (+OTLF)

84 But, but, those Obamas are so gosh darn awesome!///

Posted by: Aud at February 25, 2013 12:55 AM (PGpgl)

85 The ugly with her is largely internal. If someone with taste and some class dressed her, she'd look OK.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 25, 2013 12:56 AM (/gHaE)

86 Everywhere I look, everywhere I see oh a cult of personality...

It's coming.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2013 12:57 AM (LRFds)

87 We've swapped places with the old Soviet Union.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 25, 2013 12:58 AM (/gHaE)

88 Good night--yikes.

Either I am about the only one that got suckered into watching the movie or most of you have secret man crushes on Affleck.

*hurl*

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2013 12:58 AM (r2PLg)

89 Personally, I would LOVE to see MIchelle announce the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.

Posted by: vivi at February 25, 2013 12:59 AM (JKza/)

90 President Hunger's wife was there? Dude can we ever escape this shit? They are so undignified and selfish.

America will never enjoy the respect it once did. Its all Obamas fault, too. There is respect to be gained and retained from being alittle bit mysterious and inaccessible to the general public.

Is there ANYTHING we don't know about Obama now? We even have his medical chart for gods sake. The mans a pussy and the world knows it. God help us

*btw he cannot even pass E-verify.. fraudulent SS# something everyone employed in CA is supposed to pass. My blood.. its boiling. Anyone care to investigate? No? Mr Gregory is busy sucking Mr. Goebbels cock, while jacking off Mr. Goering

Posted by: Just the Facts at February 25, 2013 01:00 AM (4pEBT)

91 I lived in Iran just before the revolution. If Carter had not pulled out support for the Shah, and started the house of cards falling to Islamic fundamentalists, we would still have influence in Iran. What an F---ing idiot!

Posted by: AnnaS at February 25, 2013 01:01 AM (XboQD)

92 Better Homes Gardens put Michelle on their cover, the only political cover ever, and thousands of people canceled. I did too. They're still trying to get us back but NO DICE.

Posted by: PJ at February 25, 2013 01:02 AM (ZWaLo)

93 This is a totalitarian regime.

Posted by: JohnKerryIsADoucheBag at February 25, 2013 01:02 AM (l7fAH)

94 85
The ugly with her is largely internal. If someone with taste and some class dressed her, she'd look OK.


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 25, 2013 12:56 AM (/gHaE)

yeah....sure....as a teen:
http://tinyurl.com/bgug9ub
as an adult:
http://tinyurl.com/azgs4zl
without the wig:
http://tinyurl.com/a3lepg2
...you my friend need fucking glasses.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 01:03 AM (+OTLF)

95 Carter was in SF today, speaking at the Commonwealth Club. I am pretty sure I saw the car taking him to the airport. Plain black wrapper Escalade without fancy rims. Gov. plates.

Heard a bit of the speech (not in person). Carter says we are being too rough with Iran, Cuba and North Korea, not particularly in that order. What a shocker, huh?

Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2013 01:04 AM (/lng0)

96 I'd like to take this hooker to hotel but I have a feeling everywhere I'd look the only room available would be the Obama themed honeymoon suite.

Posted by: Chuck Pylon at February 25, 2013 01:07 AM (2oSxi)

97 @79
EXACTAMUNDO!
Actually, just the other night Turner Classic Movies showed the old (1949) film adaptation of Robert Penn Warren's "All the King's Men."
Apropos of which, I've said it before and I'll keep saying it: We are living through the Huey Long presidency.

Posted by: RamonAllones at February 25, 2013 01:11 AM (3lLli)

98 I'm so fucking happy I skipped every god damned last minute of this drivel.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 25, 2013 01:11 AM (hpYnL)

99 Michelle Obama Oscar clip is available for download for a 5 dollar donation at ObamaForAmerica.com. 100 dollar donations will also get a 6 inch gold plated Personal BarOkscar as pictured here:

http://tinyurl.com/a9yzh6u

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 01:16 AM (+OTLF)

100
And this year's Spadester for best comment goes to . . . . . .
I want to thank Vic, AtC, Sven, Heather, Jane, Miss Marple and my good friend and life partner Ace for making this all possible. There were many other great posters out there this year and want to thank the Moron Horde for this distinct honor.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 25, 2013 01:18 AM (ZEICx)

101 Nikki Finke at Deadline.com: "I donít understand this very obvious attempt to infuriate right-leaning
audiences. Clearly the studios only want to sell their movies to only
half of America."


Posted by: PJ at February 25, 2013 01:19 AM (ZWaLo)

102 And The Onion, continuing their tradition of ever lowered standards for "humor", calls 9 year old a cunt.

http://t.co/Mhs1NyEfoj

Remember laughing at how funny it was when they wrote, during the RNC, that John McCain had blown his brains out?

Yeah. Me neither.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2013 01:19 AM (piMMO)

103 100

And this year's Spadester for best comment goes to . . . . . .
I
want to thank Vic, AtC, Sven, Heather, Jane, Miss Marple and my good
friend and life partner Ace for making this all possible. There were
many other great posters out there this year and want to thank the Moron
Horde for this distinct honor.


Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 25, 2013 01:18 AM (ZEICx)

Only reason you won was cause you put on 150 pounds for the role. WOuld have been nice if you had lost it all before the awards ceremony. Pity.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 01:20 AM (+OTLF)

104 And...now...it's...springtime for Carter and Democrats.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 25, 2013 01:21 AM (xSegX)

105 Miss Piggy had another engagement?

Posted by: pat at February 25, 2013 01:22 AM (L1Yma)

106 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2013 01:19 AM (piMMO)

The Onion is French. Cunt is probably lost in translation. If you write them a letter telling that that as a devout Muslim you are very upset at how they refered to a 9 year old who is the same age as one of the Prophet Mohammad;s wives, and that you will avenge the prophet Maka Laka Jihad and all that jazz, i am sure they will retract it.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 01:23 AM (+OTLF)

107 i can't believe twitter suspended annehathawaysboobs!

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 25, 2013 01:23 AM (6J6x7)

108 'Evening, rons and ronettes. Based on the comments here, I'm glad:

1) I don't have a tv
2) Don't give a damn about Hollywood's regular circle-jerks

That said, the intrusions of Dear Leader and his family are to be expected. Can't have a personality cult without omnipresence, can you?

Posted by: David Metis at February 25, 2013 01:24 AM (MRyPF)

109
My favorite Oscar clip of all time...

http://tinyurl.com/yaupag2

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 25, 2013 01:24 AM (8cOY0)

110 107
i can't believe twitter suspended annehathawaysboobs!

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 25, 2013 01:23 AM (6J6x7)
Boobs? DOnt make me laugh. I have seen 12 year old boys with the same hair cut and bigger tits than she has.

Posted by: Harry Pedarasty Reid at February 25, 2013 01:25 AM (+OTLF)

111 Also weirdly (if sadly) appropriate that this year's Oscar show / Peronist rally coincides with the holiday of Purim and Shushan Purim.

Big themes of which include: How easily up can be declared down and down declared up if we don't stand fast against tyrants and the systems of belief that enable their presumption and intrusions into all aspects of our lives.

Seriously You Guys, it's written. See Yoram Hazony's tremendous book "The Dawn: Political Teachings of the Book of Esther" for a fascinating discussion of the connection between religious idolatry ("absolutizing the partial") and absolutist tyranny.

(No, I'm not on commission from the author.)

Posted by: RamonAllones at February 25, 2013 01:26 AM (3lLli)

112 Sorry 103 , I am not Renee Zellweger. Moreover, the Spadester is an imaginary award thathas never been awarded. To the best of my knowledge. Which is vast.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 25, 2013 01:29 AM (ZEICx)

113 The only Oscar news I've been looking at us Pistorius. I haven't watched those smugazz celebutards Self celebratory farce of an awards show in years. Besides, the Barbra Streisand appearance was enough to put me off.

That being said I saw Moochelle's pic. She is absolutely poured into the gaudiest, uglyazz dress ever, but we will be relentlessly beat over the head with what a style icon she is. And yes, it sucks we cannot escape our fame whore Precedent and his social climbing wife. And yeah, I agree the Mooch will find herself forced to run for President in order to "save the children". Utterly disgusting. The Obowmaos are so much worse than the Clintons.

Posted by: rumningrn at February 25, 2013 01:35 AM (Ag5D2)

114 89
Personally, I would LOVE to see MIchelle announce the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.


Posted by: vivi at February 25, 2013 12:59 AM (JKza/)

Barry would probably have grilled the little pup for dinner on a special show with anthony Bourdain.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 01:37 AM (Zd/NW)

115 Let it burn.

President Shitlicker and his charming wife, Tantor, can rule the Democratic People's Republic of Maine.

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2013 01:37 AM (lOV4i)

116
>>The Onion is French.<<

No, that's le onion.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2013 01:37 AM (gYjAk)

117 We've swapped places with the old Soviet Union


I'm just waiting for the giant statues of Obowmao to be erected in my fair city. We already have a statue of Lenin in Seattle.

Posted by: rumningrn at February 25, 2013 01:39 AM (Ag5D2)

118 The Onion is French. Cunt is probably lost in
translation. If you write them a letter telling that that as a devout
Muslim you are very upset at how they refered to a 9 year old who is the
same age as one of the Prophet Mohammad;s wives, and that you will
avenge the prophet Maka Laka Jihad and all that jazz, i am sure they
will retract it.


Posted by: jeremia h Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 01:23 AM (+OTLF)

The Onion was founded in Madison, WI.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 01:40 AM (Zd/NW)

119 1 The Oscars: Leaving no cocks unsucked.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2013 12:13 AM (MBKC3)

speak for yourself

Posted by: Regge Love at February 25, 2013 01:40 AM (c4WkW)

120 Andddd... just how much did THAT cost us Taxpayers....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2013 01:40 AM (lZBBB)

121 Interesting Freudian slip with your last use of the word Obama being possessive rather than plural.

TFG's ownership of us reaches even into the wrinkly wet folds of your disturbed yet hilarious brain.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2013 01:42 AM (6gk77)

122 Hollywood and the politically correct left (including and not limited to the Democratic Party) is one thing.

Hollywood isn't even the political arm of the left. Culture is up-stream of politics, and Hollywood drives culture - drives it left, and left, and further left.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at February 25, 2013 01:43 AM (QzvdR)

123
The Onion was founded in Madison, WI.


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2013 01:40 AM (Zd/NW)

Paris France or Paris Texas....WHAT DIFFERENcE DOES IT MAKE!

Posted by: sock at February 25, 2013 01:43 AM (+OTLF)

124 It just keeps getting worse. Someone make the badman go away.

Posted by: Happyface at February 25, 2013 01:52 AM (/A1Rb)

125
Unbelievable (in the new sense of "everyday, unremarkable"). Haven't seen a movie in years, haven't watched anything else connected with Hollywood in even more years, and this stupid "awards" show in many many years.

I have been saying for a while that the degradation of America is complete. Apparently I keep jumping the gun. New lows arrive with regularity.

Tasker's helpful analysis of the winning movie helps explain why my idiot brother in law and sister apparently liked it. My sister actually thinks Carter was anything other than a disaster, and has been anything other than a vicious, totalitarian-loving snake POS since his presidency.

And this degrading spectacle is so perfectly awful - the racist ignoramus wife of a pathetic non-entity of a "president" who doesn't spend 10 minutes dealing with a US consulate/ambassador being taken out on the anniversary of the worst attack on US soil in history further disgraces her position by doing a cameo for a movie that whitewashes the last disgraceful mismanagement of a response to a violation of US diplomats and territory.

Have a few friends still at State, have not spoken with them for a while, may be time to see if they can believe what is going on around them. I feel like my whole life and direct experience never happened, beyond cosmetics I don't even recognize this country.


Posted by: non-purist at February 25, 2013 01:52 AM (afQnV)

126 Remember when Laura Bush crashed the awards? Yeah, that woulda worked.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at February 25, 2013 01:53 AM (hHgxI)

127
And since this will be used as justification come the morn:

In his years as a Hollywood actor, Ronald Reagan never won an Academy Award nomination. But now that Mr. Reagan has moved on to another profession, he's been invited to appear on the Academy Awards program on March 30.

The President will remain in the White House and tape a brief greeting to the audience at the Oscar ceremonies, and his words will be televised early in the awards show.

''President Reagan was once a member of our industry and it seemed fitting for him to join us,'' said Norman Jewison, producer of this year's show.

He will not be the first President to make such an address. Franklin D. Roosevelt spoke to an Oscar audience by radio in 1941.

NYT March 12, 1981

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 25, 2013 01:54 AM (kdS6q)

128 Well since Obama has been acting his whole life....i guess he is an honorary member of Hollywood after all.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 01:58 AM (+OTLF)

129 Posted by: non-purist at February 25, 2013 01:52 AM (afQnV)


Its the completion of the Lefty idea that, if perception is reality (not true, but they think so)... then if they can control your perceptions through the Media... ie MSM and Hollyweird... then they control reality...

Its all appearance, not substance....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2013 01:58 AM (lZBBB)

130 Damn. If they were going to let a character from Harry and Hendersons give out the Best Picture award, you would think they would have gone with John Lithgow over Harry.

Posted by: Kansas Gman at February 25, 2013 02:05 AM (u4a/I)

131 128 Well since Obama has been acting his whole life....i guess he is an honorary member of Hollywood after all.



Yeah, I believe he got his first Oscar before he got his Peace Prize...

Posted by: rumningrn at February 25, 2013 02:05 AM (Ag5D2)

132 From comment #10....

"metrosexial pussy of a thin skinned boy king"
MPOATSBK

A little wordy, but I kind of like it a little better than SCOAMF

Posted by: Dirk_Steed at February 25, 2013 02:07 AM (DClSh)

133 No sign ofPresident BumperSticker or his more despicable halfat the Daytona 500. Not surprising since its fans are made up of Bible thumping, gun owning, bitter clingers. I may have to start watching NASCAR again. I like sportscar racing (Sebring, Le Mans) but NASCAR seems to be the bane of the Left.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 25, 2013 02:11 AM (o1t3A)

134 Didn't watch, but presumably every other moonbat got up to the mic and had a comment about the evil government using drone strikes, right?

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at February 25, 2013 02:21 AM (DC1tz)

135 Hey you guys, it could have been worse -- The Mooch could have had a 'wardrobe malfunction' while on the tube.

Have a sweet nightmare.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2013 02:26 AM (cHZB7)

136 Maybe it's just me but who gives a flying fuck about the Academy Awards?

Posted by: drowningpuppies at February 25, 2013 02:34 AM (012vu)

137 A movie about heroically rescuing US embassy staff from ISlamist murderers, huh? What, was Hilary unavailable to deliver the award?

I guess "What difference does it make??" wouldn't have made a very inspiring Hollywood speech.

Posted by: Antisocialite at February 25, 2013 02:40 AM (wMS9L)

138 <<a movie which the screenwriter made a point to say was about using peaceful options to solve problems.>>

A movie which also took a shitload of liberties with the facts...

...and any peaceful options were used AFTER Carter chickenshitted out of the aborted attempt at a military rescue.

But I'm with 136. I grew up a movie fanatic, and the Oscars changed that for me' mostly with their "Best Documentary" pics.

To hell with self-congratulatory awards shows where wealthy people pat each other on the back.

Posted by: SGT. York at February 25, 2013 02:42 AM (Mwcsx)

139 The only way I would have watched this is if a Klingon-heavy movie had won. Then, comedy gold.

Posted by: Filly at February 25, 2013 02:43 AM (CY14+)

140 So, we will simply never be permitted to escape the Obama's. They aim to be omnipresent, sharing the spotlight with any positive news or positive message.

Posted by: Ace at 12:11 AM

That shit's only true if you allow it to be. Turn off the idiot box.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 25, 2013 02:47 AM (7xPCu)

141 Saw the picture of Moochie and the NJ Governor and wondered which chair was more pissed off. If chairs were alive and could get pissed off.

Posted by: Whatev at February 25, 2013 02:47 AM (A7Wh1)

142 much like i have no tolerance for "U.S. created bin Laden" bullshit, it's good to point out that the predecessors of the Islamic Revolution wanted the shah back initially too in 1953, and then went on to hate him for his Westernization policies, as opposed to this whole "U.S. provoked Khomeini" narrative

bottom line is the U.S. doesn't have to apologize for supporting non-Islamic dictators in the region, despite the simplistic theories of the antiwar left and Paulite right

Posted by: JDP at February 25, 2013 02:48 AM (8HhF2)

143 but, good movie though. just certain details of the events back then that need to be rebutted more

Posted by: JDP at February 25, 2013 02:49 AM (8HhF2)

144 141 Saw the picture of Moochie and the NJ Governor and wondered which chair was more pissed off. If chairs were alive and could get pissed off.
Posted by: Whatev at February 25, 2013 02:47 AM (A7Wh1)

Back when Letterman was funny, there was a top ten list of "jobs in hell"...one of the jobs in hell was being a human axle on Raymond Burr's Towncar. I think the seat cushion on the Wookie's chair would probably rate higher.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 25, 2013 02:52 AM (7xPCu)

145 Posted by: JDP at February 25, 2013 02:48 AM (8HhF2)

On top of that, I challenge any lefty to list just one example of when sucking up to muslim demands ever accomplished anything beneficial in return.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 25, 2013 02:54 AM (7xPCu)

146 What am I? Chopped Liver?

Posted by: Seth MacFarlane at February 25, 2013 02:58 AM (IJHzz)

147 I'm indifferent to the Oscars or any other award show...I enjoy movies, music and sports but I have learned over the years that these things are just entertainment, my life doesn't revolve around them. i like what I like, I could care less about anyone else's opinion. That said, the Oscars are a top-level cultural event, and I watched towards the end to see the "major" awards. Having Mooch appear, surrounded by servants who were dressed like Michael Jackson, should be seen as yet another ham-handed, shameless promotion by this celebrity-driven administration, but instead will probably be seen as "cool". My apolitical wife just rolled her eyes at me as I yelled at the tv. Perhaps with good reason. I just can't stand it anymore.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 25, 2013 02:58 AM (yJYwC)

148 And the Oscar for the ugliest First Lady in 50 years goes to..

Posted by: Checker Chubby at February 25, 2013 03:01 AM (TLokJ)

149 I haven't watched the oscars in years. I have no desire to listen to a bunch of douchetools who live in make believe land vent their blowholes.

Posted by: Berserker at February 25, 2013 03:01 AM (FMbng)

150 No sign ofPresident BumperSticker or his more despicable halfat the Daytona 500.

I must regrettably inform the horde that he was included in a montage before the Saturday race. I was glad to see they didn't pull that shit all weekend, though.

Posted by: Methos at February 25, 2013 03:26 AM (hO9ad)

151 Magnificent lady.

Posted by: Chris Christie at February 25, 2013 03:42 AM (AWmfW)

152 This is soo beautiful , I'm crying like the time Springsteen called me.

Posted by: Chris Christie at February 25, 2013 03:47 AM (AWmfW)

153 I don't think I've watched a moment of the Oscars in 20 years.

In honor of Argo, from their 1981 U.K. self-titled debut debut, the only political song the Stray Cats ever wrote: "Storm the Embassy."

http://youtu.be/ZvV9EYfuaHA

Posted by: Rod Stewart at February 25, 2013 04:00 AM (MSrqi)

154 The only way I would have watched this is if a Klingon-heavy movie had won. Then, comedy gold.

Posted by: Filly at February 25, 2013 02:43 AM (CY14+)

Has slu ever done her up, complete with Imperial Fleet uniform and Bat'leth? Boy I would love to see that.

I'm sure that makes me racist. Or something.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2013 04:07 AM (WWuYG)

155 Look lets just be blunt and set the record straight.

This america hating cunt saw another opportunity to aggrandize herself and took it.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 04:12 AM (+OTLF)

156 Obamas want to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at February 25, 2013 05:04 AM (Hsgnv)

157 Remember when ace used to tell us not to make fun of or hate on Michelle? It wasn't that long ago.

Posted by: Truman, schmuman at February 25, 2013 05:15 AM (I2LwF)

158 I want to puke. In protest of Nanny Bloomberg, i ordered a medium pizza with white saucve jalapenos and pineapple double bacon sausage ham olives mushrooms extra cheeze and onions and a 2 liter coke.

I havent eaten a pizza in i dont know how long.

I forced myself to consume the entire thing over the course of the evening along with the 2 litres of coke.

i am bloated and gassey at the moment, with a slight bit of indegestions.

If i squeeze i am not sure which end it will come out of first...but one thing i do know, i dont want some self absorbed know it all fucker to take away my right to be a gluttaneous pig once in a blue moon.

I think i know what Michelle Obama feels like right now after one of those all you can eat lobster buffet meals of hers.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 05:15 AM (+OTLF)

159 Right. Because nothing says "peaceful means" like a failed Delta Force rescue operation. Before they failed spectacularly in the desert, were their guns loaded with kisses and flowers ?!

Posted by: deadrody at February 25, 2013 05:24 AM (vjtL/)

160 Sadly, far too many people today get their history lessons from movies like Argo or Oliver Stone's JFK. Hollywoodis all aboutfiction, and when they try to do history like Band of Brothers, The Great Raid or Argothey always throw in fictional events or change a real event to make it more exciting for the viewer. Because, you know, real history is so boring.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 25, 2013 05:32 AM (PBm/l)

161 I must regrettably inform the horde that he was included in a montage before the Saturday race.


Ah, did not know that. That was on ESPN so that shouldn't be a surprise though.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 25, 2013 05:47 AM (m0MD8)

162 "Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Moochelle."

"Argo f*ck yourself."

Posted by: AmericanBTGoG at February 25, 2013 05:48 AM (tQVAz)

163 I wanna do stuff to PAB

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 05:59 AM (8sCoq)

164 OK I just saw the clip of FLKOTUS (First Lobster Killer of The United States) announcing the Oscar winner...


why are there soldiers behind her?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 06:03 AM (8sCoq)

165 @113. "The Obowmaos are so much worse than the Clintons."-rumningrn

That's debatable. True The Boy King has trashed our country but the Clintons had a bigger body count. Both suck scum water.

Posted by: Case at February 25, 2013 06:04 AM (vVmp0)

166 did they have some faggoty Oscar party at the White House?

Your tax dollars at work, you proles

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 06:06 AM (8sCoq)

167 Well, Barry Obama had a tremendous impact on the awards that were doled out today.

Good guy, Matt Kuchar wins the Accenture World Match Play Championship after Obama slathered his patented swing stink all over Tiger in a failed effort to make either Frotus or Tiger look cool. Tiger gets bounced in first round after the legendary "Obama Jinx".

Ha!

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 25, 2013 06:15 AM (b5QQF)

168
Appearing live on screen from the White House in
Washington, almost 3,000 miles from the Oscars ceremony in Hollywood,
Obama praised the work of the movie industry before announcing the Iran
hostage drama "Argo" the Best Picture winner.

Wearing a silver evening dress, Barack Obama said this year's
nominated films had "made us laugh, made us weep and grip our armrests
just a little bit tighter."

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 06:29 AM (8sCoq)

169 I missed it. What category did they give Michelle the Oscar for? Best Supporting Role in an Unfolding Disaster?

Posted by: Cancelled the Cable at February 25, 2013 06:32 AM (u3N3z)

170 just finished the morning constitutional, and yup, there they were.
Both of the Obama's waving from inside the porcelain throne.
they're everywhere.

Posted by: VIA, on the tiny keyboard at February 25, 2013 06:32 AM (KCT9R)

171 Good morning, morons.

Having no interest in who won, I left after the fashion commentary last night.

No surprise Michelle appeared. She fancies herseelf a STAR, and besides, they are rolling her out into more prominent appearances (Why wasn't Obama the presenter, hmmm?) Because I am pretty sure they are going to try to run her.

No, they will not make her a senator first. That would leave the possibility that Cuomo or whoever might get in office and stay for 8 years, breaking the personality cult spell and possibly having a president who actually cares about the country.

Why is OFA still in operation? Why the more serious wig style? Nope, she is going to run.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 25, 2013 06:35 AM (GoIUi)

172 Why does anyone care about this awards circle-j?

Tyrants do what tyrants do, and their supporters love them so.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at February 25, 2013 06:43 AM (zG16+)

173 So Michelle is today's answer to Tourist Guy. Next up: She starts showing up at family meals to make sure that you are eating correctly and basking in her warm glow.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 25, 2013 07:00 AM (1ml8s)

174 171 ...Why is OFA still in operation? Why the more serious wig style? Nope, she is going to run. Posted by: Miss Marple at February 25, 2013 06:35 AM (GoIUi)


Don't Cry for me Argentina ...

Peronist political-economy,
Peronist corruption,
Peronist political celebrities,
Inevitably other peoples' runs out and
the betrayed children of today's middle class will join the garbage pickers in the barrios

Posted by: Mike O'Malley at February 25, 2013 07:07 AM (E3kEk)

175 168
Appearing live on screen from the White House in
Washington, almost 3,000 miles from the Oscars ceremony in Hollywood,
Obama praised the work of the movie industry before announcing the Iran
hostage drama "Argo" the Best Picture winner.

Wearing a silver evening dress, Barack Obama said this year's
nominated films had "made us laugh, made us weep and grip our armrests
just a little bit tighter."
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 25, 2013 06:29 AM (8sCoq)

We love to make Dear Leader happy!

Posted by: Hollywood at February 25, 2013 07:14 AM (IJHzz)

176 I'm amazed people still go to movies. They mostly suck and are too expensive.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 25, 2013 07:19 AM (6J6x7)

177 Each Oscar presenter and each candidate received a goody bag with approximately $47K of goodies like a $12,000 trip to some foreign resort, etc.

Posted by: RM at February 25, 2013 07:39 AM (/Frlf)

178 Jimmy Carter: Obama's first term!

Posted by: burt at February 25, 2013 07:40 AM (/QJXp)

179 What, was Ted Cruz not available? Seriously, this is a big reason why I only pirate movies anymore.

Posted by: CJR at February 25, 2013 08:34 AM (Vqcn4)

180 I muted it. But there was still the sound of my screaming.

Posted by: wankette at February 25, 2013 08:51 AM (kSBJy)

181 170 just finished the morning constitutional, and yup, there they were.
Both of the Obama's waving from inside the porcelain throne.
they're everywhere.

The Browns go to the Super Bowl, eh?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 25, 2013 08:53 AM (F4WWu)

182
This is why I keep my television off unless I am watching something, usually on demand or on cable with no commercials.
I refuse to be exposed to them!

Posted by: CarolT at February 25, 2013 09:14 AM (z4WKX)

183 70 I swear Carter has a mole in the White House that switched the card or-

crossed out Lincoln--because "dirty Republican" and wrote in--

Argo.
_____________________

I didn't watch it (never do), but when I saw the story on Drudge, I wondered if Michelle Obama was the presenter for Best Picture because the administration assumed the Lincoln movie would win, and they wanted more "Obama is the new Lincoln" (if Lincoln had been a lazy, dim-witted, half-black Commie cult leader) comparisons.

Or maybe Barry just wanted to remind people that Lincoln also had a crazy fugly wife whom he tried to escape from as often as possible.

Posted by: Horrified Observer at February 25, 2013 09:28 AM (/sohm)

184 Didn't watch it, never do, but congrats to Jennifer Lawrence!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2013 10:13 AM (7ObY1)

185 Not only omnipresent, but as irritating as a flesh eating virus.

Posted by: Esau's Message at February 25, 2013 10:21 AM (WZq72)

186
When she turned up my first thought was, "So... they let the wookie win."

/drops mic

Posted by: sans_sheriff at February 25, 2013 10:54 AM (3R8Ep)

187 So the Oscars were last night?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 25, 2013 11:11 AM (9+ccr)

188
When will they announce that thiswas the lowest-rated Academey Awards show ever, and that the loathesome Seth McFarlane was (reportedly) horrible?
(I haven't watched the show in years, myself.....)
Why must the Obamas insinuate themselves into everything? Are they going to appear on "Dancing with the Stars" this season?
To the Academy, allow me toparaphrase an old joke: "Argo f____ youself."

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at February 25, 2013 11:22 AM (SsSMj)

189
My father lost our family business under that vicious (and oh, he WAS vicious) two-faced incompetent pious litle shit Carter. I was a cub reporter covering the 1980 primaries in New Hampshire when I interviewed "Chip" Carter. He was a foul-mouthed little pissant and chip off the old block, and I told him to his face his father was a failure. That's when I knew I wouldn't be a reporter.
I'm thinking of Twain, PT Barnum and HL Mencken a lot lately, that is, how so many people can be taken in by self-aggrandizing liars and crapweasels like Carter and Obama.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 25, 2013 11:48 AM (dAMCU)

190 ...and for the first time in her life she's proud of the Academy Awards.

Posted by: Antisocialite at February 25, 2013 02:26 PM (wMS9L)

191 Man! Honest to god! You people ARE the most disgsuting human being in history. You racists give the KKK and the Nazis a run of their money! Using God's name to promote your racist rants, and your racist bigoted black-hating agenda shows what disgsuting scumbags you are!

President Obama is correct, our leaders should not spend their time moving from an economic or fiscal crisis to another. It almost seems as what now passes for governance is limited to dealing with the fabricated crisis of the month. This latest "crisis" was precipitated by the GOP insistence on spending reductions as a condition to agree to raise the debt ceiling two years ago. I guess we should be thankful they did not do the same when the debt ceiling was raised 18 times when Ronald the Merciful was in office, or when it was raised 7 times while W the Puppet was chopping wood in Crawford.

if President Obama is a DO NOTHING, why are people like you constantly criticizing everything he does? He hs proposed more legislation and achieved more goals in four years than his predecessor did in eight, with a Republican controlled Congress during his first six years in office. President Obama's record, in spite of all the obstructionism and demonization, is among the best in modern history. That's one of the reasons people like you hate his guts, but the main reason is because He is black!

Racist! Racist! Azzhole!
What's the story exactly? This is the same stuff that the SEIU and other 'community organizing' organizations do. What's the surprise?
Why? Does the President lose his 1st Amendment rights when he takes the oath of office? Otherwise, the man can endorse anything he wants. This is America.

And stop with the communist nonsense. Obama is not even close to what many would consider a communist. Please read up on the definition.
Is Barack Obama an Evil Man? NO
Is Barack Obama destroying America? NO
Is Barack Obama a usurper? NO
Is Barack Obama a traitor? NO
Is Barack Obama a Marxist? NO
Is Barack Obama a Communist? NO
Is Barack Obama a Liar? NO
Does Barack Obama hate America?I don't think so
Is Barack Obama a fraud? NO
Are you a stupid hateful racist that hates having a black man as President?
YES

Comparing Obama to Hitler in any way is ridiculous, disgusting and ignorant. Crawl into a hole, you troll!

As expected, The the racists (not patriots) have a problem with Mrs. Obama, in a silver dress by designer Naaem Khan, was as glamorous as any of the women who walked the red carpet, only racists don't agree with this!

The cameras and crew were most likely paid for by the show's producers. Taxpayers may have footed the bill for a meal for the service men and women in attendance, maybe some overtime for those same people. Are you so miserly that you'd begrudge an evening at the White House for those service men and women? What in blazes is wrong with you? Is your hatred for the Obamas that deep that such an irrational criticism seems logical? Your continued reference to the FLOTUS as "Moochelle" shows a lack of character as well as a diminished intellect.

I find it funny that everyone forgets that Laura Bush was part of the Oscars in 2002, and Ronald Reagan was a part of the Oscars in 1981. I donít remember there being this much made of them....oh wait they were White so it doesn't matter!

Do you want an angry gunman killing everyone you love with military grade weapons? I thought not. He is right.
You racists ONLY want to be impeach him because he's black! Admit it! He;s done nothing worth being impeached!

Looks Like calling a the President a fraud and a POS seems to be the calling card for racists and bigots like you!

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