So, Oscars

Red carpet right now.

Speaking of entertainment, we're so close to getting Toby's KNIGHT TRAIN project picked up.

Via @theh2 (Andy).

Stunning Silhouettes:

From the Conversation.

Joan Rivers made a joke about the accusations about John Travolta propositioning masseurs.

Posted by: Ace at 06:45 PM



Comments

1 What channel is it on? I need to know which one to avoid.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 06:47 PM (GULKT)

2 Oh, goodie....that'll kill the appetite from the last thread!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 24, 2013 06:47 PM (Gmp2Z)

3 Putting out the red carpet for Moron Toolkit testers for Chrome and Firefox. Already got one for FF. Email is on the homepage in my name.

PS - watched Dredd this week based on Ace's review (I think). Much better that I imagined from the trailers. Even worth a re-watch.

Posted by: alex at February 24, 2013 06:49 PM (vS6fu)

4 CNN’s Reliable Sources was critical of MSNBC’s hiring of former Obama officials David Axelrod and Robert Gibbs, calling it ‘propaganda.’

This is CNN ... .

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 24, 2013 06:49 PM (e8kgV)

5 Twitchy is really reaching when a Joan Rivers joke about Travolta is made a big deal.

It's Joan Rivers.

The older she gets the raunchier she gets.

Speaking of, one could skip the Oscars and see everything worth seeing just by tuning into her E show tomorrow.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 06:51 PM (piMMO)

6 That GE/Knight Rider commercial is about a quart low on The Hoff.™

Posted by: alex® at February 24, 2013 06:51 PM (vS6fu)

7

As my former boss (a two-time Oscar winner) once told me, "Awards are like hemorrhoids. Eventually, every asshole gets one."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2013 06:52 PM (48jWE)

8 Oscars, You Guys.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 06:52 PM (KeGPo)

9 Its hard to sit down and watch a ceremony dedicated to an industry that has done more to tear down our way of life then anything else.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 24, 2013 06:53 PM (cGlgB)

10 "Amour" gets the Oscar for Most Boring Movie, Ever Forever

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 24, 2013 06:53 PM (Dll6b)

11 Wasn't there an award show like, what, a week ago?

Meh, where's the tits and ass?

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2013 06:54 PM (WM+rJ)

12 I am watching "Tasmanian Devil" featuring Danica McKellar, and hoping the straining button on her Park Ranger shirt lets go.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 06:55 PM (KeGPo)

13 Its hard to sit down and watch a ceremony dedicated to an industry that has done more to tear down our way of life then anything else

***

Laugh at them, not with them.

There's bound to be an asshole or two who embarrass themselves so badly that you can't afford to miss it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 06:55 PM (piMMO)

14
8 Oscars, You Guys.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 06:52 PM (KeGPo)


Why is that not the post headline?

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 06:57 PM (GULKT)

15 SMOD if you ever wanted to make an appearance. Make one at the Oscars. Try not to hit the Bonds though

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2013 06:57 PM (67VOj)

16 SMOD or Adele singing Skyfall?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 06:59 PM (J8Sr0)

17 I stopped putting stock in Academy Awards after I saw Leaving Las Vegas.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2013 06:59 PM (RLDmh)

18 Paul Newman never showed I thought. It's disgusting to see these Dbags cum all over each other. Like a bunch of bonobo Monkeys.

Posted by: Guido at February 24, 2013 07:04 PM (KgD0C)

19 12 I am watching "Tasmanian Devil" featuring Danica McKellar, and hoping the straining button on her Park Ranger shirt lets go.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 06:55 PM (KeGPo)


http://static03.mediaite.com/themarysue/uploads/2013/01/Danica-McKellar.jpg

Hollywood: Because Mathematics is the Psychology degree for smart people.

Posted by: alex® at February 24, 2013 07:05 PM (vS6fu)

20 I haven't watched them since I was a teenager. They were boring then. Now I refuse to watch anything award shows that honor and glorify those fools. I'm sure she'll be there thought I don't think she's been in moves, Eva Longoria, is an ass.
Clooney and the rest can suck up to the JEF and I will not pay to watch any of them.

The movies during WWII were patriotic vs the last decade. I'd love to see a movie doing watch they did to Bush, but to SCOAMT instead.
I'm dreaming, I know.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 07:05 PM (z4WKX)

21 Speaking of entertainment, we're so close to getting Toby's KNIGHT TRAIN project picked up.

Make sure you finish the negotiations with Gallo for the official drink: Night Train!

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 24, 2013 07:06 PM (6J6x7)

22 So, in other words, "Spot the Tranny" is on now.

Posted by: eman at February 24, 2013 07:08 PM (lOV4i)

23
Fug 'em... I've got better things to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 24, 2013 07:08 PM (Jcd0S)

24 14


8 Oscars, You Guys.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 06:52 PM (KeGPo)



Why is that not the post headline?

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 06:57 PM (GULKT)

YOU GUYS! OSCARS, YOU GUYS!
Or is it Oscars, you gays..?

Posted by: 0302 at February 24, 2013 07:10 PM (sRWlD)

25 Wardrobe malfunctions for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: eman at February 24, 2013 07:10 PM (lOV4i)

26
And by better things to do, I mean fry some bacon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 24, 2013 07:11 PM (Jcd0S)

27 Didn't watch almost all of the movies.

Don't care who wins or not.

Don't care about the celebrities one whiff.

Will wait for the ONT or a pre-ONT post.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2013 07:11 PM (Vk2pI)

28 Also, repeal the Hollywood Tax Cuts

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2013 07:11 PM (Vk2pI)

29 I saw a puppy fall into a woodchipper today.

After accidentally watching some red carpet action, I'm trying to get that image back.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 24, 2013 07:12 PM (awEGV)

30 >>>Its hard to sit down and watch a ceremony dedicated to an industry that
has done more to tear down our way of life then anything else.


What a perfect line. Just repeated it to Mrs "Road", who's more interested in the glitz and dresses than I will ever be. She replied, 'Exactly right".

And so no Oscars at the "Road" house tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 07:12 PM (4Mv1T)

31 At least we'll be spared the earnest, impassioned political cause mentions in their acceptance speeches that were so brave, so "truth to power" when Boooosh was president. Cause there is nothing to protest now - Obama has fixed everything, guys.

Posted by: Ohiogal at February 24, 2013 07:12 PM (SAYgH)

32 A catfight would be cool, too.

Posted by: eman at February 24, 2013 07:12 PM (lOV4i)

33 I saw that commercial on TV this morning and was all Holy Crap You Guys, KNIGHT TRAIN.

Posted by: Andy at February 24, 2013 07:12 PM (OZPoa)

34 Yay, Ace!!! Thanks for the red carpet post! So fun, and I don't even watch movies.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 07:13 PM (MRw0g)

35 Toby's KNIGHT TRAIN project

It would probably be too linear, like the plot was on tracks or something.

Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2013 07:13 PM (6YLIm)

36 Night Train!

Lol--Boone's Farm or Annie Green Springs for me......

Good times, good times!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 24, 2013 07:13 PM (Gmp2Z)

37
Paddy Chayefsky telling Vanessa Redgrave to shut the fuck up and sit down. Greatest Oscar moment, evah!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2013 07:13 PM (48jWE)

38 "I'm glad you loved me in 35 Bullets to the Promised Land. It was gratuitous violence with a message. Now let's ban guns."

Paulie Shore's acceptance speech.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 24, 2013 07:14 PM (awEGV)

39 Dustin Hoffman just told 'em, "I can't wait till it's over." I lol'd

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 07:14 PM (MRw0g)

40 Skynet cars and Skynet trains.

That's just great.

Posted by: eman at February 24, 2013 07:15 PM (lOV4i)

41 Think Ashley will be showing her puffy scamper off tonight?


I've always wanted to see what would happen if enough rain fell in Daytona on Sunday afternoon to push the 500 to Sunday night and what that would do to the Oscar's ratings. I'm betting flyover would be watching the 500.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 24, 2013 07:17 PM (Zd/NW)

42 Glenn Reynolds had a good piece in the WSJ on the Hollywood tax breaks. Sequester! Bring it on!

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2013 07:18 PM (EAgmr)

43 Instead of the Schloskars, will write.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:18 PM (J8Sr0)

44 The Goddess Irony loves the Oscars.

Posted by: eman at February 24, 2013 07:18 PM (lOV4i)

45 Will Obama win for "Best Actor in a full length horror movie"?

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 24, 2013 07:19 PM (awEGV)

46 eman, sure not the Goddess Eris?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:19 PM (J8Sr0)

47 Will Obama win for "Best Actor in a full length horror movie"?

Posted by: Opus An Arcus

And we have a winner!!!

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2013 07:19 PM (EAgmr)

48
31 At least we'll be spared the earnest, impassioned political cause mentions in their acceptance speeches that were so brave, so "truth to power" when Boooosh was president. Cause there is nothing to protest now - Obama has fixed everything, guys.
Posted by: Ohiogal at February 24, 2013 07:12 PM (SAYgH)


Every other speech will mention Sandy Hook and guns.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 07:19 PM (GULKT)

49 I think Winnie may have strayed from mathematics to chemistry, specifically silicone. She seems to have decided that it's easier to make a living in HWood than academe.

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2013 07:20 PM (6TB1Z)

50 None of those assholes would even show up if it weren't for the $48,000 gift bag.THEY don't even give a shit.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2013 07:20 PM (9XBK2)

51 Nipple slips are one thing but remember when crotch shots were popular? Sheesh! Wear some freaking under wear or at least close you legs.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 24, 2013 07:20 PM (6J6x7)

52 What was Oscar's pet named?

Posted by: The Snuffleupagus Factor at February 24, 2013 07:20 PM (TDsQt)

53

what's this?

ARBY'S is launching a new ad campaign for....

corned beef??

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 24, 2013 07:21 PM (BUcLz)

54 If the Horde could distill this years pack o crap into one or two recommendations for future Netflix or Amazoning, I would be appreciated, also if Clint goes off and shoots everybody please post a link

Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2013 07:21 PM (XwDPQ)

55 Anna, likely both do.

Posted by: eman at February 24, 2013 07:21 PM (lOV4i)

56 #38

He's still upset because the porn star he was dating shot herself in a moment of clarity.

Posted by: epobirs at February 24, 2013 07:21 PM (kcfmt)

57 36 Night Train!

Lol--Boone's Farm or Annie Green Springs for me......

Good times, good times!


There should be a special fortified wine for you called Cheap Date!

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 24, 2013 07:21 PM (6J6x7)

58 51
Nipple slips are one thing but remember when crotch shots were popular?
Sheesh! Wear some freaking under wear or at least close you legs.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 24, 2013 07:20 PM (6J6x7)

It is so freeing to not wear underwear, especially if you have a puffy face and a puffy scamper.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 24, 2013 07:22 PM (Zd/NW)

59 So I'm going through my Netflix instant queue and apparently, when drunk, I add Korean romcom tv shows and horror movies and then forget I did that. Okay then.


I'm not sure what it says about me that I'm currently deciding if I want to watch Mouse Hunt or Oldboy. I'm going with awesome. It says I'm awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 07:23 PM (Gk3SS)

60 If I were a compete in network, I might just re-run it

Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2013 07:23 PM (XwDPQ)

61 I downloaded 'About cherry' last night based on Mr. Skin's praise. I don't know if there are two versions and I got the TV cut or this is just massively overrated. Long dreary screed about porn business with a severe lack of porn.

Posted by: epobirs at February 24, 2013 07:24 PM (kcfmt)

62 54
If the Horde could distill this years pack o crap into one or two
recommendations for future Netflix or Amazoning, I would be appreciated,
also if Clint goes off and shoots everybody please post a link

Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2013 07:21 PM (XwDPQ)

I watched "Life of Pi" last night. It is worth a viewing, very well done and entertaining

Posted by: museisluse at February 24, 2013 07:25 PM (G4YiV)

63 There should be a special fortified wine for you called Cheap Date!

*ouch*

I don't much care for the taste of wine but those two, um, ...beverages... I found somewhat drinkable....that was really my point.

*sigh*

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 24, 2013 07:25 PM (Gmp2Z)

64 Don't know if Jamie Foxx is nominated for "Dorner Unleashed", but he'll win. And his acceptance speech will be like some snake-handling Obesus disciple tent revival.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 24, 2013 07:25 PM (awEGV)

65 Joan Rivers made a joke about the accusations about John Travolta propositioning masseurs.
***
So...gaybaiting is cool again?


Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2013 07:26 PM (zPVBH)

66 Will Obama win for "Best Actor in a full length horror movie"?

Don't miss Battleship. Exquisite character development, with a haunting score, and a message that will make audiences think, and, perhaps, reconsider their preconceptions about race relations and race privilege.

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2013 07:26 PM (6TB1Z)

67 I may actually watch this shit for the first time in years, but only because one of my fraternity brothers is nominated for Achievement in Visual Effects (Guy Williams/The Avengers).

Posted by: Country Singer at February 24, 2013 07:27 PM (CgcOa)

68 And the Oscar for Highest Achievement in High Cost, Low Rent, Butt Ugly Costuming goes to...

Michelle Obama, in Fatass FLOTUS

Posted by: Seth Whatsizname at February 24, 2013 07:29 PM (zkeIp)

69 OK, Oscars drinking game;

Do a shot every time Seth McFarlane repeats the same joke over and over in a Ted, Stewy, Brian, or Peter voice

Do a shot every time Seth McFarlane bashes Christians or gun owners in a Ted, Stewy, Brian, or Peter voice

Do a shot every time Seth McFarlane points to an actor in the audience and does the referential "reminds me of the time me and (celebrity) ... " in his Peter voice

Do a shot every time the camera pans to Lena Dunham for no reason. Two shots if the camera pans to Lena Dunham because Seth McFarlane says "reminds me of the time me and Lena Dunham"

Do a shot every time Seth McFarlane lectures America on gay marriage through a sarcastic joke

Do not do a shot every time a Republican is bashed, no human liver can withstand it

If you want to stay sober, do a shot every time McFarlane actually says something funny

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:29 PM (mCvL4)

70 Anything worth seeing from the Oscars will be on youtube. Not giving them ratings.

Posted by: tdpwells at February 24, 2013 07:30 PM (H95mW)

71 I'm still waiting for the inevitable Supertrain reboot.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 24, 2013 07:30 PM (7xeJQ)

72 Guy Williams a Mississippi native.

Well I think I found some really smashing ideas for new movies here -
From BuzzFeed and Men's Life. I think the flesh eating weasels is very doable.

http://tinyurl.com/d8f7nm3

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:30 PM (J8Sr0)

73 If you want to stay sober, do a shot every time McFarlane actually says something funny
___
That reminds me of the time Seth MacFarlane was actually funny. Mmm..yes.

Posted by: Stewie at February 24, 2013 07:31 PM (zPVBH)

74 Study says too many Americans drink too much - @ReutersThat does it. Where's my wine?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 24, 2013 07:31 PM (1Y+hH)

75 Every other speech will mention Sandy Hook and guns.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 07:19 PM

Don't forget gay marriage, because that is the most pressing issue of our time if you go by celebrity tweets


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:32 PM (mCvL4)

76 Steevy, I saw that they get $48,000 gift bag just t show up. They go for free stuff too!
FSH ( Free shit Hollywood).

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 07:33 PM (z4WKX)

77 Nope. No oscars.

Posted by: Truman, schmuman at February 24, 2013 07:34 PM (0iDjO)

78 I DVR'd Killing Lincoln based on O'Reilly's book. Think I'll watch that instead.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:34 PM (l86i3)

79 I would rather have all the hair yanked out of my body at once than watch one minute of those arrogant ignorant self righteous blowhards. Just sayin.

Posted by: Guido at February 24, 2013 07:34 PM (KgD0C)

80 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:30 PM (J8Sr0)

And Mississippi State/Phi Kappa Tau alumnus. He lived at the other end of the hall from me in the fraternity house. Was also almost my big brother.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 24, 2013 07:34 PM (CgcOa)

81 We watched "Next of Kin" last night in honor of Oscars Weekend.

There will never be another one made. God rest ye Mr. Swayze.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 24, 2013 07:34 PM (awEGV)

82 67
I may actually watch this shit for the first time in years, but only
because one of my fraternity brothers is nominated for Achievement in
Visual Effects (Guy Williams/The Avengers).


Posted by: Country Singer at February 24, 2013 07:27 PM

I think they cut out the televising of the behind the scenes awards because the shows were running for 5 hours. Either cut out the support crew awards or the long political acceptance speeches, and guess who didn't get cut out

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:35 PM (mCvL4)

83 The last time I watched the oscars, it was to see Elliott Smith do Miss Misery. What was that, 1997?

He's dead now and so is Hollywood.

Posted by: Truman, schmuman at February 24, 2013 07:35 PM (0iDjO)

84 That felt a little mean.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 24, 2013 07:35 PM (awEGV)

85 I would rather have all the hair yanked out of my body at once than watch one minute of those arrogant ignorant self righteous blowhards. Just sayin.
Posted by: Guido at February 24, 2013 07:34 PM (KgD0C)

Right there with ya G, pubes and all.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:35 PM (l86i3)

86 Speaking of which, MacFarlane really farked up with Ted.

The basic idea - a grown up slacker Teddy Bear, should have been easy to to write as funny - and he mailed it in.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2013 07:35 PM (zPVBH)

87 I think the Battle of the Nework Stars should be fought with guns.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 24, 2013 07:36 PM (+z4pE)

88 Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:35 PM (mCvL4)

I think Visual Effects is the only one left in the show. It's a digital world we live in.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 24, 2013 07:37 PM (CgcOa)

89 Oscars? Whaaat? Who effin cares, there's HOCKEY on tonight.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 24, 2013 07:37 PM (gaOtJ)

90 I think the Battle of the Nework Stars should be fought with guns.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 24, 2013 07:36 PM (+z4pE)

Nah, do a gladiator thing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:37 PM (l86i3)

91 OSP...yep take 'em all. Lol.

Posted by: Guido at February 24, 2013 07:37 PM (KgD0C)

92 4
CNN’s Reliable Sources was critical of MSNBC’s hiring of former Obama
officials David Axelrod and Robert Gibbs, calling it ‘propaganda.’



This is CNN ... .

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 24, 2013 06:49 PM

We would have hired Axelrod, but he was too Jewish

Posted by: CNN at February 24, 2013 07:37 PM (mCvL4)

93
Don't forget gay marriage, because that is the most pressing issue of our time if you go by celebrity tweets
***
It is amazing the way the leftwing group think works, doesn't it?

I still remember when the left swore up and down they only wanted "civil rights protections for gay people - gay marriage is just silly talk."

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2013 07:37 PM (zPVBH)

94

We should have bought a protestor to stand up, scream and wave a sign reading, "Kill the Hollywood Tax Breaks"
__ ___ _
__ ___ __ _

I'd watch if that was going to happen.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 24, 2013 07:38 PM (1Y+hH)

95 I am wrong. I stopped watching this garbage once I was old enough to drive. Once I could go out I never watched them again.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 07:38 PM (z4WKX)

96 CNN’s Reliable Sources was critical of MSNBC’s hiring of former Obama

officials David Axelrod and Robert Gibbs, calling it ‘propaganda.’
___
Sorry CNN, MSNBC doesn't make me use a rubber.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 24, 2013 07:38 PM (zPVBH)

97 Oscars meets Ninja Warrior.

The nominees in a field must compete until only one is left to receive the statue.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:39 PM (J8Sr0)

98 I'd watch if their "gift bags" were full of horse poo, then set aflame on stage in front of them...hell, I'd PPV.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 24, 2013 07:39 PM (Gmp2Z)

99 Bah. The Oscars haven't been good since about 1965.

I liked it when people like Sophi a loren won. Spectacular dress and beautiful jewelry, dignity and class.

I will catch up on who won from Twitter and hear. I refuse to give them the ratings.


Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 07:40 PM (GoIUi)

100 Will Obama win for "Best Actor in a full length horror movie"?
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 24, 2013 07:19 PM (awEGV)

Maybe he will win, once our long national nightmare is over.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 07:40 PM (z4WKX)

101 After comment #8, everything else is just so much fluff.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2013 07:41 PM (p/cQy)

102 1
What channel is it on? I need to know which one to avoid.


10-4 that!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 07:41 PM (wR+pz)

103 I hope BArky wins an award for best actor in POTUS....

Posted by: mccool at February 24, 2013 07:41 PM (MG9++)

104 It's on ABC, cuase my kids can't watch AFV, and I will miss Revenge.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:42 PM (l86i3)

105 102
1

What channel is it on? I need to know which one to avoid.


10-4 that!


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 07:41 PM

ABC

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:43 PM (mCvL4)

106 Australian Broadcasting Corporation?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:43 PM (J8Sr0)

107 God, I would never would have thought the AoSHQ would have a Oscar thread.


Is Gabe running the place?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 07:43 PM (wR+pz)

108 I hope BArky wins an award for best actor in POTUS....
Posted by: mccool at February 24, 2013 07:41 PM (MG9++)


I think he may get the costume and make-up Oscar for his portayal of a Man.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:43 PM (l86i3)

109 All Barack Corporation

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 24, 2013 07:44 PM (zPVBH)

110 What are your favorite moments of actors/directors making idiots of themselves at the Oscars? Or experiencing something embarrassing?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin.PR agent for Charleston at February 24, 2013 07:45 PM (g5wi5)

111
I hope BArky wins an award for best actor in POTUS....

Posted by: mccool


I think he picked that one up from Shimon Peres last week.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 24, 2013 07:45 PM (Gmp2Z)

112 Oh, fuck! The Bridge over the River Kawi is on TCM at 9:00. One of the greatest flicks ever, but anti war.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 07:45 PM (wR+pz)

113 105


ABC



Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:43 PM (mCvL4)

AB-what now?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 24, 2013 07:46 PM (7xeJQ)

114 TOTUS should win for best actor in POTUS!

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 07:46 PM (z4WKX)

115 >>>Wear some freaking under wear or at least close you legs.<<<

Wicked Tuna?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2013 07:46 PM (p/cQy)

116 I liked it when people like Sophi a loren won. Spectacular dress and beautiful jewelry, dignity and class.

And actors who knew how to be real men.

Yeah, I know. My lawn. Get off it.

Posted by: Retread at February 24, 2013 07:47 PM (zxitI)

117 We should have bought a protestor to stand up, scream and wave a sign reading, "Kill the Hollywood Tax Breaks"__ ___ ___ ___ __ _ I'd watch if that was going to happen.

Lol.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 24, 2013 07:47 PM (+z4pE)

118 @112

Well, shit, i am a fucking idiot. 9 AM. Damn, missed it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 07:47 PM (wR+pz)

119 Let's see .. the Oscars or "Nazi Titanic" on H2?

Auf viedersehen, Jack ...

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:47 PM (mCvL4)

120 Gayest Thread...Ever.

Posted by: Comic Book Store Guy at February 24, 2013 07:48 PM (oMro6)

121 I guess I'd be useless in the culture wars...pop culture anyway.

I just saw something on the nominees for Best Picture and I'd never even heard of four of them, let alone seen any of them

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 24, 2013 07:48 PM (Yhu4q)

122 http://www.trashydiva.com/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:48 PM (J8Sr0)

123 Palladia is showing Rush Time Machine 2011, Live in Cleveland.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 24, 2013 07:48 PM (+z4pE)

124
Meh, let them blow each other to their own amusement, I don't care to watch even for laughs.

Hollywood has been disgusting for decades and I don't even pretend to like what they do now, they suck and I don't care. No rent in my head, no attention or money from me, period.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 24, 2013 07:49 PM (IanLz)

125 This is the perfect "Hey you guys..." thread

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 24, 2013 07:50 PM (Yhu4q)

126 I never watch the show. I just wait for the red carpet photos to pop up on my favorite fashion blog. I don't care if it's slow.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 07:50 PM (C8mVl)

127 O/T, two hundred Yutes went on a rampage at a Chicago shopping mall attacking patrons and vandalizing every damn thing. Moved out into the parking lot and began to attack cars. Cops outnumbered managed to arrest 19.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:50 PM (l86i3)

128 kbdabear. BBCA is about to have a long retrospective on the Second Doctor in the Doctor Who franchise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:50 PM (J8Sr0)

129
I'm going to a couple of swanky party's after the show to troll for a little cooter. Plan to staying up to least 10:30 unless I see something interesting. I bagged an 8-ball, and may settle for the barista at Starfuck's instead of worn out Hollywood camel toe.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 24, 2013 07:51 PM (ndqJC)

130 Palladia is showing Rush Time Machine 2011, Live in Cleveland.

I have that on DVD along with their concert in Brasil.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:51 PM (l86i3)

131 117 We should have bought a protestor to stand up, scream and wave a sign reading, "Kill the Hollywood Tax Breaks"__ ___ ___ ___ __ _ I'd watch if that was going to happen.

You are right- this would have been a great opportunity to get that information out- providing of course that the media filmed it- which....think about it.

Of course if the Red Carpet area had been invaded. Lots of arrests but the guys would have had a great time.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin.PR agent for Charleston at February 24, 2013 07:51 PM (g5wi5)

132 two hundred Yutes went on a rampage at a Chicago shopping mall
***
Two hundred people requires quite a bit of coordination.

Might be of interest to the DHS.

Ah, who am I getting, going after whoever is planning these flash mobs would be RACIST.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2013 07:52 PM (zPVBH)

133 OSP. Previous thread posted a solution to all the violence in Chicago. From Gateway Pundit. Seems a progressive think tank believes if the minimum wage is increased, all this violence will vanish.

Boy do I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell some yutes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:52 PM (J8Sr0)

134 two hundred Yutes went on a rampage at a Chicago shopping mall...

testing the bamafo' flash mobs while the other LIVs watch the OscarMeyers?

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 24, 2013 07:52 PM (Gmp2Z)

135 OSP. Previous thread posted a solution to all the violence in Chicago. From Gateway Pundit. Seems a progressive think tank believes if the minimum wage is increased, all this violence will vanish.

Boy do I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell some yutes.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:52 PM (J8Sr0)


Goodness, they are truly clueless.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:53 PM (l86i3)

136 Not to be overshadowed, SCOAMF tweeted "Happy Oscar Night" with a picture of himself and FLOTUS in the WH screening room.

Posted by: Retread at February 24, 2013 07:53 PM (zxitI)

137 I wonder if it'll ever occur to Kathryn Bigelow that her ex husband James Cameron isn't the only massively narcissist self righteous obnoxious lefty asshole in Hollywood?

I doubt she'll have a David Mamet revelation, but it would be cool

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:53 PM (mCvL4)

138 ever notice that the films people watch and talk about 10-20-30 years later almost never win.

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 07:53 PM (JSaqW)

139 136
Not to be overshadowed, SCOAMF tweeted "Happy Oscar Night" with a picture of himself and FLOTUS in the WH screening room.


Posted by: Retread at February 24, 2013 07:53 PM

It must be nice watching TV and hearing all the beautiful people drooling over themselves verbally fellating you and damning your enemies

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:55 PM (mCvL4)

140 Ditto, that OSP, about 'Revenge'

Posted by: archie goodwin at February 24, 2013 07:55 PM (Jsiw/)

141
97 Oscars meets Ninja Warrior. The nominees in a field must compete until only one is left to receive the statue.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:39 PM (J8Sr0)


Liberals would hate that. Since its a rare occurrence for someone to actually finish Sasuske. They would demand its difficulty be reduced so every year there is a victor.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 07:55 PM (GULKT)

142 I have that on DVD along with their concert in Brasil.

Peart's drum set is to die for. They sell replica's of it for 22K.

Dear Santa,

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 24, 2013 07:55 PM (+z4pE)

143
I am watching "Tasmanian Devil" featuring Danica McKellar, and hoping the straining button on her Park Ranger shirt lets go.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 06:55 PM (KeGPo)





More importantly, she's back on the market. Her divorce was finalized last week.

http://tinyurl.com/adupuey

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2013 07:55 PM (MBqvE)

144 Reese Witherspoon in a blue Louis Vuitton with inexplicable black trim. Meh. Hair nice, smile gorgeous.

Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji --- No one, and I mean NO ONE can design for chubby gals like Shoji. She looks elegant, feminine, lovely. This is great artistry and design because she is no babe, my friends.
Best dressed so far.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 07:56 PM (C8mVl)

145 does anyone now think titanic was better than LA Confidential

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 07:57 PM (JSaqW)

146
Not to be overshadowed, SCOAMF tweeted "Happy Oscar Night" with a picture of himself and FLOTUS in the WH screening room.



___ ___ _ ___ _ _ ___ ___


Kris Kyle was not available for comment.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 24, 2013 07:57 PM (1Y+hH)

147 does anyone now think titanic was better than LA Confidential
Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 07:57 PM (JSaqW)

No, not even close.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:57 PM (l86i3)

148 HEADLINES: Moron Horde Ravishes the Red Carpet. Actresses carried off screaming into the night. Ransom note left: Give us our tax money back or we make them gain 20 pounds.

Yes, an attention-grabbing moment

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin.PR agent for Charleston at February 24, 2013 07:58 PM (g5wi5)

149 I'd watch the Walking Dead instead of the self fellating fest tonight but zombies make me nauseous. But not as nauseous as Seth McDouchebag


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 07:58 PM (mCvL4)

150 HEADLINES: Moron Horde Ravishes the Red Carpet. Actresses carried off screaming into the night. Ransom note left: Give us our tax money back or we make them gain 20 pounds.

Yes, an attention-grabbing moment
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin.PR agent for Charleston at February 24, 2013 07:58 PM (g5wi5)


LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:58 PM (l86i3)

151 Does anyone now think Kramer vs Kramer was better than Apocalypse Now?


does anyone even remember Kramer vs Kramer?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 07:59 PM (JSaqW)

152 Going to feed them BCochran's 20 boxes of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:59 PM (J8Sr0)

153 You think they will have a moment of silence for Dorner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 07:59 PM (l86i3)

154 OSP, where/when was this flash mob?

Posted by: Steck at February 24, 2013 07:59 PM (RL7U1)

155 Glass of highland spirits, and no Oscars. The perfect pairing.

Oh, and the HQ on the innertubes. All good here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 07:59 PM (4Mv1T)

156 @greggutfeld Fun fact: if you took all the Oscar dresses and laid them end to end, you'd have a lot of naked ladies yelling at you.

Posted by: Retread at February 24, 2013 08:00 PM (zxitI)

157 Best Actress should be awarded by staging a jello wrestling contest


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:00 PM (mCvL4)

158 Jessica Chastain in a nude-colored Armani. Meh. She looks nice but a tad washed out. The bright red lipstick is supposed to provide a "pop of color," as the fashionistas like to say, but with this otherwise monochrome look it strikes me as a bit garish.
The hair is glorious.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:00 PM (C8mVl)

159 two hundred Yutes went on a rampage at a Chicago shopping mall...

How come the Mayor of Chicago isn't doing anything about violence and killing innocent victims in Chicago? Is he too busy with his ballet dance practice?

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:01 PM (z4WKX)

160 does anyone really think Forrest Gump was better than Pulp Fiction or Shawshank?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:01 PM (JSaqW)

161 Wow, Jennifer Aniston's dress is not at all flattering.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 08:02 PM (mjR67)

162
Glass of Merlot, no Oscars, nice snow cover outside. Tragically Hip through the headphones.

Looking good.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 24, 2013 08:02 PM (1Y+hH)

163 Jessica Chastain is a gloriously coiffed taupe stick with a dash of blood?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 08:02 PM (J8Sr0)

164 153 You think they will have a moment of silence for Dorner.

LOL

Funniest comment of the day.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin.PR agent for Charleston at February 24, 2013 08:02 PM (g5wi5)

165 does anyone now think titanic was better than LA Confidential

***

DUH!

Posted by: Some 13 year old girls at February 24, 2013 08:02 PM (piMMO)

166 has anyone even rented Shakespeare in Love n the last five years?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:02 PM (JSaqW)

167 120
Gayest Thread...Ever.


Well, yes. I vote we all go back to the gun thread and post.

That would every moron that is not a chick or ghey.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 08:03 PM (wR+pz)

168 160 Slingblade?

Posted by: weird flunky at February 24, 2013 08:03 PM (tlhtD)

169 Bad Santa should have got something.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:03 PM (l86i3)

170 I watched The Debt last week.

Chastain is a terrific actress and a real beauty, even if her father is a screaming fucking liberal loon.

Posted by: Some 13 year old girls at February 24, 2013 08:04 PM (piMMO)

171 Are some watching them for the clothe sand makeup?

I have to go find myself something to eat for dinner.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:04 PM (z4WKX)

172 off squealing sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:04 PM (piMMO)

173 Oscars tonight? C'mon, al Qaeda, one time!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 08:04 PM (IDSI7)

174 CarolT, the mayor of Chicago has done a great job of covering these up. Kevin at Hillbuzz.org was the only place I could reliably see how many occurrences of these "yutes" preying on pedestrians had really happened (and it was never one-on-one).

Posted by: Steck at February 24, 2013 08:05 PM (RL7U1)

175 >>>Glass of Merlot, no Oscars, nice snow cover outside....
Looking good.


Feelin' good, Winthorpe.

And THAT film should win an Oscar...for something. Am I right?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 08:05 PM (4Mv1T)

176 Are SOAMFT and FLOTUS dressed for the awards ceremony?

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:06 PM (z4WKX)

177
145 does anyone now think titanic was better than LA Confidential
Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 07:57 PM (JSaqW)


Women that in 1997 were at the ages of 10-25.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 08:06 PM (GULKT)

178 does anyone now, think the English Patient was better than Fargo

has anyone rented the English patient in the last five years?

how about Ordinary People, Crash or American Beauty?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:06 PM (JSaqW)

179
does anyone now think titanic was better than LA Confidential

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 07:57 PM



Leo deCrapio in some insipid love story on a boat or James Ellroy's terrific novel about corruption and brutality brought to stunning life by an outstanding cast? Oh, which one shall I choose?

Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2013 08:06 PM (bAGA/)

180 Why in the world would you watch these morons who have actively contributed to the destruction of our society and profited off of it give each other awards and congratulate themselves for helping turn the country to shit?

turn off the tube and do something else tonight.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 24, 2013 08:06 PM (+OTLF)

181 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:00 PM (C8mVl)

Preparing a Best/worst and What was she thinking list?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin.PR agent for Charleston at February 24, 2013 08:07 PM (g5wi5)

182 Jennifer Lawrence in Dior. Big surprise ---NOT --- since she has an endorsement contract with them. A dramatic near-white strapless gown worn with a reverse necklace dropping down her back. Very, very nice.

But I don't think this suits her as much as that red Calvin Klein she wore to the Os a couple of years ago. She's kind of a down-home girl, not really the Dior type, IMO.
Well, better Dior than Chanel, I guess.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:07 PM (C8mVl)

183 Tucker and Dale v. Evil won out and I do so love this movie. He looks like he's going to walk it off!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 08:07 PM (Gk3SS)

184 Wow, that picture at the top of the post. Ann Hathaway looks to have...gasp. Class.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 08:09 PM (4Mv1T)

185 163--- "Jessica Chastain is a gloriously coiffed taupe stick with a dash of blood?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 08:02 PM (J8Sr0)

Remind me to hire you if I ever do a fashion blog.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:10 PM (C8mVl)

186 Ann Hathaway looks like Cesar Romero in drag. actually he might look better

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:10 PM (JSaqW)

187 Who "won" the razzies?

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 08:10 PM (GULKT)

188 Wow, that picture at the top of the post. Ann Hathaway looks to have...gasp. Class.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 08:09 PM (4Mv1T)


Yep, takes a lot of cloth and war paint to mask an ignorant scrunt.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:11 PM (l86i3)

189 Anne Hathaway's nipples have their own twitter account

https://twitter.com/Annesheadlights

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:11 PM (piMMO)

190 Billy Bob- We're at 185 posts. We can discuss guns, drinking, cars we'd like to own, what's wrong with the Bobcats. Pick one. I'm game.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 08:11 PM (4Mv1T)

191 145
does anyone now think titanic was better than LA Confidential

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 07:57 PM

Anyone who thought Shakespeare in Love was better than Saving Private Ryan

Anyone who thought American Beauty was better than anything else released in 1999

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:11 PM (mCvL4)

192 I watched almost all of The English Patient but only because I was in miserable pain in 1999 and was stuck on the couch. I hoped it would put me to sleep but it didn't', because I was in too much pain.

I don't remember it because I lost interest in it.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:11 PM (z4WKX)

193 I have a link to a Pinterest thread where someone is posting all of the dresses from the Red Carpet. Like Margarita Deville, I am not watching the program.

No one takes ratings on Pinterest! HA!

Dresses mostly seem to be black, white, or red. Smattering of blues and pinks. And one very unusual African print.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:12 PM (GoIUi)

194 I wonder which "winner' has had more rentals in the last two years - slumdog or The Artist

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:12 PM (JSaqW)

195 Anne Hathaway is pointing at me.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 08:12 PM (mjR67)

196 The Pianist was pretty good.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:13 PM (l86i3)

197 Ah, those adorable "young people" in Chicago at a mall where "things got out of hand."

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/video?id=9004637

Then, the same group of "young people" charged into a Best Buy across the street where "things got out of hand." I guess the word "rioting" has been removed from the Chicago lexicon.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 24, 2013 08:13 PM (7xeJQ)

198 Amanda Seyfried in Iforgetwhoandyoubarbariansdontcareanyway.
Meh. Another washed out look, very pale lilac, with a silhouette that seems a bit dated, the choker-halter style typical of the 80's. It's okay.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:14 PM (C8mVl)

199 Travel Channel has this show about these old boys going into "mud parks", drunk as loons, driving all kinds of big mudding rigs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2013 08:14 PM (R2H36)

200 60 Minutes interviewed the Navy Seal who shot OBL - good stuff. And thanks to Obama for having the courage to order that kill mission in Pakistan - something Bush, McCain and Hil-Dog said they wouldn't do.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 24, 2013 08:14 PM (TfUS8)

201 a pox on the Oscars, Hollywood, the idiots that w*rk in "the industry" and anyone who takes the crap they produce seriously.

F them all, sideways, with a tanker's bar, wrapped with 3 coils of concertina wire and heated white hot.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2013 08:14 PM (8MasJ)

202 Is it unusually cold at the O's tonite ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 24, 2013 08:15 PM (TQOZk)

203 Hey, I bet a remake of the Crying Game starring Jamie Foxx would win all the awards.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:15 PM (l86i3)

204 Is Kim Kardshoon wearing her leopard print maternity shorts?

Posted by: Ronster at February 24, 2013 08:15 PM (dBayF)

205 Hollywood is pro-rape

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 24, 2013 08:15 PM (XvrTA)

206 But I don't think this suits her as much as that red Calvin Klein she wore to the Os a couple of years ago. She's kind of a down-home girl, not really the Dior type, IMO.
Well, better Dior than Chanel, I guess.

***

Ahem.

http://bit.ly/zIcNAs

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:16 PM (piMMO)

207 #198 Margarita, who decided that pale pastels on very white skin was a good look? I am with you. It looks washed out.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:16 PM (GoIUi)

208 OSP- haven't seen Bad Santa. Were u snarky or like serious you guy?

Posted by: Guido at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (KgD0C)

209 does anyone still think that Dances with Wolves was better than Goodfellas?

has anyone watched DwW in the last 10 years?

does it serve any purpose other than to say Avatar was a rip off of it?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (JSaqW)

210 I watched almost all of The English Patient but only
because I was in miserable pain in 1999 and was stuck on the couch. I
hoped it would put me to sleep but it didn't', because I was in too much
pain.



I don't remember it because I lost interest in it.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:11 PM



I watched Heaven's Gate because I had pneumonia and was too weak to work the remote. The only thing I remember is that it was really long and Kris Kristofferson is a terrible actor.

Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (bAGA/)

211 They need to impose another photo of Anne's nipples over the one above -- something like the old Dan Rather gif. We need to see a match - or not.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (6J6x7)

212 Hey, I bet a remake of the Crying Game starring Jamie Foxx would win all the awards.

***

I am still befuddled as to how ANYONE could not have predicted the, uh, surprise.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (piMMO)

213 OSP- haven't seen Bad Santa. Were u snarky or like serious you guy?
Posted by: Guido at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (KgD0C)

It's a disgusting little romp, it's a fun movie.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (l86i3)

214 Fatass FLOTUS is a great title!

I think Kim Kardashian should play the part.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 24, 2013 08:18 PM (6J6x7)

215 Charlize Theron also in Dior, a structured white strapless with peplum, very simple. Nothing special but sharp and sophisticated.
I don't like her butch hair-do but it works well with this minimalist look.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:18 PM (C8mVl)

216 203 Hey, I bet a remake of the Crying Game starring Jamie Foxx would win all the awards.

does he play the shemale or his/her/its lover?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:18 PM (JSaqW)

217 I nominate Battleship for best use of AC/DC in a motion picture.

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2013 08:18 PM (/1U3u)

218 192
I watched almost all of The English Patient but only because I was in
miserable pain in 1999 and was stuck on the couch. I hoped it would put
me to sleep but it didn't', because I was in too much pain.



I don't remember it because I lost interest in it.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:11 PM

You're fired

Posted by: J Peterman at February 24, 2013 08:18 PM (mCvL4)

219 Daniel Day Lewis's tuxedo is navy blue.

Horrible.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:18 PM (GoIUi)

220 does he play the shemale or his/her/its lover?
Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:18 PM (JSaqW)


He could do an Eddie Murphy and play all the rolls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:19 PM (l86i3)

221
202 Is it unusually cold at the O's tonite ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 24, 2013 08:15 PM (TQOZk)


Peaches mentioned it being the low 60's in helLA tonight.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 08:19 PM (GULKT)

222 I watched Heaven's Gate because I had pneumonia and was too weak to work the remote. The only thing I remember is that it was really long and Kris Kristofferson is a terrible actor.
Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (bAGA/)

i never saw Heavens Gate , but always wondered if it was so bad that it was good in a campy way

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:19 PM (JSaqW)

223 187
Who "won" the razzies?


Breaking Dawn 13 won a lot including the actors in in. And Adam Sandler won a lifetime achievement award. And also for That's My Boy or whatever it was called. At least that's what I heard.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:19 PM (4cRnj)

224 He could do an Eddie Murphy and play all the rolls.

speaking of Eddie Murphy, hed want to be the lover

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:20 PM (JSaqW)

225 With the short hair Anne Hathaway looks a lot like Ferris Bueller

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2013 08:20 PM (zPVBH)

226 191


Anyone who thought American Beauty was better than anything else released in 1999



Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:11 PM (mCvL4)

What a pretentious piece of shit that movie is. It's one of the few that actually angered me while watching. I just know those Hollywood grassfuckers (to borrow a phrase from the Filthy Critic--who just resumed his reviews a few weeks after a 2-year hiatus) think it's a fairly accurate representation of suburban life.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 24, 2013 08:20 PM (7xeJQ)

227 145 does anyone now think titanic was better than LA Confidential

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 07:57 PM


It was gayer. That's why it won. And LAC was pretty damn gay.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 24, 2013 08:20 PM (6J6x7)

228 I just read the Emanuel's rating in Chicago is in the tank. I hope he loses his reelection.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:20 PM (z4WKX)

229 I just read the Emanuel's rating in Chicago is in the tank. I hope he loses his reelection.
Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:20 PM (z4WKX)


He'll run for POTUS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:21 PM (l86i3)

230 I nominate Battleship for best use of AC/DC in a motion picture.

****


That award goes to Iron Man.

Battleship got raked over the coals but I've watched it twice in the past week. It is a fun little movie with great special effects.

What the hell did people expect from it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:21 PM (piMMO)

231 With the short hair Anne Hathaway looks a lot like Ferris Bueller

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2013 08:20 PM (zPVBH)


Translation: Your ass is mine!

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (/1U3u)

232 Robert Duvall should have got an Oscar for The Great Santini.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (l86i3)

233 Peaches mentioned it being the low 60's in helLA tonight.

That'll get nipples hard ...... and apparently did .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (TQOZk)

234 can anyone seriously now say Rocky was better than Taxi Driver?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (JSaqW)

235 I'm afraid that if I comment on the Oscar gowns, I'm just one step away from discussing show tunes

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (mCvL4)

236 I hate getting awards. I certainly am not going to watch others get them.

But, anyway, has anyone seen Argo? If so, thoughts? We might be renting a movie tonight and while I have heard good things about the movie I have to say I'm ignorant as to whether it is overtly political or not.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (UvR6d)

237 So only blacks can interview blacks and whites whites on the red carpet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (p/cQy)

238 206 -- Oh yes!!! I loved that gold Prabal Gurung dress on her! I've seen her in some other things of his that really suit her too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:23 PM (C8mVl)

239 AnneHathawayNipples ‏@HathawayNipple

Anne's dress "spoke to her." We spoke to the world. #Oscars
Retweeted by PJ


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:23 PM (mCvL4)

240 232 Robert Duvall should have got an Oscar for The Great Santini.

now that was a great movie. the assholes fucked up in marketing it.

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:23 PM (JSaqW)

241 I'm afraid that if I comment on the Oscar gowns, I'm just one step away from discussing show tunes
Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (mCvL4)

Wheres EoJ? this would be right up his ally.

*Looks nervously around*

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:23 PM (l86i3)

242 I watched Heaven's Gate because I had pneumonia and was too weak to work the remote. The only thing I remember is that it was really long and Kris Kristofferson is a terrible actor.
Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2013 08:17 PM (bAGA/)

Those stupid movies do have a purpose, when you are out flat on your back, whether in pain or sickness, they suffice as something to try to watch.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:23 PM (z4WKX)

243 So who is the Eloi waif up top?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 24, 2013 08:24 PM (x4x3r)

244 But, anyway, has anyone seen Argo? If so, thoughts? We might be renting a movie tonight and while I have heard good things about the movie I have to say I'm ignorant as to whether it is overtly political or not.
Posted by: Dave S. at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (UvR6d)

i actually enjoyed Argo , until i found out how it was total bullshit.
sorry , but im a stickler.

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:24 PM (JSaqW)

245 152 Going to feed them BCochran's 20 boxes of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 24, 2013 07:59 PM (J8Sr0)




I will cut a bitch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 08:24 PM (GEICT)

246 IRON MAN/IRON MAN II on FX right now

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)

247 Judd Nelson for Breakfast Club

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2013 08:25 PM (5kI73)

248 and that is what you see inside a lighthouse son....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:25 PM (LRFds)

249 Hollywood loves rape

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 24, 2013 08:25 PM (XvrTA)

250 Oh look....WHORES

Posted by: Sleepy Troll Inspector at February 24, 2013 08:25 PM (Q9qpj)

251 Sorry if I am out of touch, but wtf is a Christen Chenoweth and why do I have to listen to her? Also, do her hair and makeup people hate her as much as it looks like they do???? As I said, I'm out of touch, perhaps she is a wonderful little chipmunk and I'm just being mean.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 08:26 PM (MRw0g)

252 But the titties come at night

With their nipples sharp as ice picks

And they point right through your fabric

Like she thinks she's Ricardo Montalban.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway's dress at February 24, 2013 08:26 PM (m2IdD)

253 Queen Latifah is wearing a parachute.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:26 PM (4cRnj)

254 Is that a picture of a fem-bot? I saw the masterpiece, Austin Powers, and those things are dangerous! Those are guns under there, man.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 24, 2013 08:26 PM (UvR6d)

255 can anyone believe that Airport was even nominated?

or that streisand pos the prince of tides?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:27 PM (JSaqW)

256 "
does anyone now think titanic was better than LA Confidential?"

Didn't think Titanic was better the year those films came out. LA Confidential should've won best picture.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2013 08:27 PM (mQLel)

257 Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman look amazing. As does Jennifer Lawrence.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 08:27 PM (MRw0g)

258 You gotta laugh at the Awards, any body remember the Story that had to br told that great Oscar winner..Broke back mountain.? .so that example of slop out the window..too much politics and geh influence in Hollyweird , hey I do not have too look or pay for it..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 24, 2013 08:27 PM (x59Gv)

259 253 Dr Spank,

Queeen LatyFat is just mainstreaming the necessary and proper amount of material to cover Worf's fatass you guys

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:28 PM (LRFds)

260 does anyone really think now that In the heat of the Night was better than Bonny and Clyde or the Graduate?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:28 PM (JSaqW)

261 OSP, That was on Drudge a week or so ago, that Rahm wanted to run for POTUS. Who do you think the dems will support, him or Cuomo?

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:29 PM (z4WKX)

262 I know one thing, That Red Head Babe in Mad Men could melt the Oscar..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 24, 2013 08:29 PM (x59Gv)

263 OSP, That was on Drudge a week or so ago, that Rahm wanted to run for POTUS. Who do you think the dems will support, him or Cuomo?
Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:29 PM (z4WKX)

Seems the Chicago Machine has the inside line.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:29 PM (l86i3)

264 Chariots Of Fire beat Raiders of the Lost Ark

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:29 PM (4cRnj)

265 261 Carol T,

Ogabe

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:29 PM (LRFds)

266 263 OSP,

The United States of Chicago baby.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:30 PM (LRFds)

267 Chariots Of Fire beat Raiders of the Lost Ark
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:29 PM (4cRnj)

has anyone watched Chariots in the last 20 years?????

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:31 PM (JSaqW)

268 Forrest Gump beat Pulp Fiction too.

Hollywood is just too conventional.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 24, 2013 08:31 PM (TfUS8)

269 Oh for heaven's sake. Jennifer Anniston in a sweeping red Valentino. Please.
I wish she would ignore the constant bleats from the fashionistas telling her to do something different. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. She has the easy California-elegance look down to perfection.
Now here she is in a freaking ballgown ---- with her hair down in the usual way. Doesn't work.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:31 PM (C8mVl)

270
Serious question: why are women fascinated by this shit?

I'd be interested if I thought I might win something. Otherwise, I couldn't care less.

Unless, of course, al Qaeda does step up to the plate, which I'd hate to miss.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 08:31 PM (IDSI7)

271 has anyone watched Chariots in the last 20 years?????

Posted by: Av

I saw it recently, it was ok.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:32 PM (4cRnj)

272 Hollywood accountants have never had to work harder to prove that no movie made a profit. That probably left a mark, Seth.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 08:32 PM (mjR67)

273 Steck, I accidentally discovered Hillbuzz in 2009. I haven't been to that site in ages.
I'll had to go to it later. We hear about the killings in the news. I usually listen to Rush online at work on the local radio show's website. I think they have ABC do their news. Some have made it to the old media. I didn't know that the Ballerina was trying to cover them up.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:32 PM (z4WKX)

274 gonna be a big pile of ManCards at the end of this thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 08:33 PM (8sCoq)

275 Black Hawk Down didn't win anything did it? One of my all time favorites.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:33 PM (l86i3)

276
But, anyway, has anyone seen Argo? If so, thoughts? We might be renting a movie tonight and while I have heard good things about the movie I have to say I'm ignorant as to whether it is overtly political or not.
Posted by: Dave S. at February 24, 2013 08:22 PM (UvR6d)

i actually enjoyed Argo , until i found out how it was total bullshit.
sorry , but im a stickler.
Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:24 PM (JSaqW)






Affleck has turned out to be one damned fine director. But he needs to retire from acting. He's come close to ruining two of his three excellent films as director, especially since he played both roles like it's the same character.

Mixed feelings about Argo. Technically excellent, great job with building tension, but it give an undeservedly slobbering blowjob to the film industry, and shits all over the Canadians. Not to mention the leftist claptrap about the Shah, the CIA, and Mossadegh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2013 08:34 PM (MBqvE)

277 "why are women fascinated by this shit?"
The red carpet is a grown-up version of playing dress-up. Fancy dresses, lotsa jewelry, fussy hair. Don't care about the awards show, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2013 08:34 PM (mQLel)

278 Second Hand Lions was great. Nothing for that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:34 PM (l86i3)

279 Ace = Anne's Nipples.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 24, 2013 08:34 PM (6J6x7)

280 I'm 10% gayer after reading these comments. The good news? I'm still about 11venty billion times straighter than a theater major.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 08:34 PM (GEICT)

281 OK. Who was Oscar?... and is he dead? Was it a horrible death? Is all this bullshit his fault...because I'd like to dig him up and kill him again.

Posted by: SqGuido at February 24, 2013 08:34 PM (KgD0C)

282 Affleck has turned out to be one damned fine director. But he needs to retire from acting. He's come close to ruining two of his three excellent films as director, especially since he played both roles like it's the same character.

***

He does a great job with the Southie stuff.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:35 PM (piMMO)

283 Jones in CO, I am a woman and couldn't care less about their clothes etc, which is why I posted Emanuel's rating has tanked.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:36 PM (z4WKX)

284 THE SHAT!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:36 PM (4cRnj)

285 257---" Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman look amazing. As does Jennifer Lawrence."
Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 08:27 PM (MRw0g)
------------
I haven't seen Nicole yet, but agree on the other two.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:36 PM (C8mVl)

286 Shatner, yay!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 08:36 PM (MRw0g)

287 Second Hand Lions was great.

Seconded.

Posted by: Retread at February 24, 2013 08:37 PM (zxitI)

288 Forrest Gump over Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:37 PM (4cRnj)

289 And a boobeh song! I'm liking this.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 08:37 PM (MRw0g)

290 268
Forrest Gump beat Pulp Fiction too.

Hollywood is just too conventional.


Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 24, 2013 08:31 PM

Pulp Fiction was the most overrated piece of shit ever committed to celluloid. I got bored to death after 5 minutes of it.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:37 PM (mCvL4)

291 I did not know the Oscars were today. Huh.

Still not watching.

And Anne Hathaway needs a sammich or two. Maybe it's leftover thinness from Les Miserables. I don't know why I don't like her. Probably has something to do with her mouth. And other things I don't like.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:38 PM (6zgse)

292 Since I have watched like two movies in the theater this year, guess there's not much point in watching this show.

And FWIW, Anne Hathaway's nipples can't make up for how much worse she looks with short hair and losing 50 percent of her body.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2013 08:38 PM (m2IdD)

293
Mixed feelings about Argo. Technically excellent, great job with building tension, but it give an undeservedly slobbering blowjob to the film industry, and shits all over the Canadians. Not to mention the leftist claptrap about the Shah, the CIA, and Mossadegh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2013 08:34 PM (MBqvE)


not just the Canadians but also the brits and New Zealanders.

also they never went into the Bazaar and just walked on the plane no questions asked etc

also Alan Arkins role was made up

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:38 PM (JSaqW)

294 #267 I have watched Chariots of Fire. They usually run it around the Olympics. I like it because of the period costumes and attitudes, like the British hurdler sipping champagne between practice runs and all of the British team drinking and SMOKING on the ferry to France.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:38 PM (GoIUi)

295 Pulp Fiction was great.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:38 PM (4cRnj)

296 I loved "Quartet".
There, I said it.

Posted by: navybrat at February 24, 2013 08:38 PM (11wwj)

297 Watching because wife has it on. So far not bad, no bashing yet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 24, 2013 08:39 PM (ZshNr)

298 Do you know who I think is aging very well, Brooke Shields. What a doll.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:39 PM (l86i3)

299 ann Hathaway looks like she could be in the guinnes book for the most cigarettes smoked atone

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:39 PM (JSaqW)

300
Forrest Gump over Pulp Fiction
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:37 PM (4cRnj)







At least the Academy was willing to give a genre horror film Best Picture. Gump's Jenny is one of the great movie monsters of all time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2013 08:39 PM (MBqvE)

301 smoked at once

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:39 PM (JSaqW)

302 But, anyway, has anyone seen Argo? If so, thoughts?

I just watched it, and don't know why it was up for Oscars.

An unimpressive if halfway-competent film up till the end, when whoever wrote the fucking thing decided it needed to have a series of obviously over-dramatic cliffhanger moments one after the other.

What a fucking joke.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 08:40 PM (KeGPo)

303 "The gay mens chorus of Los Angelos"

That's a quote from the MC, Seth McDickBreath

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 24, 2013 08:40 PM (coJww)

304 > Do you know who I think is aging very well, Brooke Shields. What a doll.

Yep.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2013 08:40 PM (m2IdD)

305
>>The Pianist was pretty good.

That movie was awful...
on top of there being too much Harvey Kaitel hanging brain.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2013 08:40 PM (hQUBX)

306 This way, Michael. Luckily the bad guys are following this spur line.

Posted by: KNIGHT TRAIN at February 24, 2013 08:41 PM (ORGYc)

307 "I don't know why I don't like her [anne hathaway]"
Pretty girl but her smugness is unbearable. Seeps into every role.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2013 08:41 PM (mQLel)

308 If Channing Tatum asked to bone me, I'd have to think about it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:41 PM (4cRnj)

309
re: Arby's corned beef

I personally wouldve went for the pastrami market.

I never ate corned beef. I like the cans, though. They're cute. With the little devil on them.

Kids used to bring them to school in their lunch boxes.

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 24, 2013 08:41 PM (BUcLz)

310 >Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:36 PM (z4WKX)


good evening

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 08:41 PM (8sCoq)

311
>>The Pianist was pretty good.






That's what she said...

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 24, 2013 08:41 PM (ZshNr)

312 I loved Forrest Gump although I prefer to remember how I felt watching it at the time to going over it with a fine-toothed comb today.

The moment when Gump meets his son and asks whether he's okay or like himself makes me cry thinking of it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:41 PM (piMMO)

313
>>...into every role.<<

I think you mean every hole.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2013 08:42 PM (hQUBX)

314 270 ---"Serious question: why are women fascinated by this shit? "
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 08:31 PM (IDSI7)
----------------
I love fashion. I think one reason I love seeing the Oscar dresses is because I never wear a ballgown myself. I mean, it's the only place you see them.

I also like seeing the hair. (My mother was a hair-stylist so I came by that interest honestly!)

Like Lizzy, I couldn't care less who wins the awards.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:42 PM (C8mVl)

315 I don't care about fashion unless Christina Hendricks shows sideboob

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:42 PM (mCvL4)

316 The moment when Gump meets his son and asks whether he's okay or like himself makes me cry thinking of it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:41 PM (piMMO)

Yeah, I liked that movie. I still do. My wife says I'm a mush.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:42 PM (l86i3)

317 @greggutfeld Fun fact: if you took all the Oscar
dresses and laid them end to end, you'd have a lot of naked ladies
yelling at you.

Posted by: Retread at February 24, 2013 08:00 PM (zxitI)

If all the actresses at the Oscars were laid end-to-end, it wouldn't be unusual.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2013 08:43 PM (29+x5)

318 So if Bart and Lisa were watching Knight Train would they say "There's always a branch line... Or an abandoned line."

Posted by: Rory at February 24, 2013 08:43 PM (7rd2m)

319 [Argo] What a fucking joke.
And a political critique of it is linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2013 08:43 PM (ORGYc)

320 Is ace watching this thing? There's a lot of material here.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:43 PM (4cRnj)

321 Pulp Fiction was the most overrated piece of shit ever committed to celluloid. I got bored to death after 5 minutes of it.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:37 PM (mCvL4)

I tried to watch that movie four or five times and lost interest in it. I thought I was the only one that didn't like it.

Posted by: CarolT at February 24, 2013 08:44 PM (z4WKX)

322 So far it's been a very throwbackish, classic-ageOscars ceremony. Seth MacFarlane might be throwing a curveball tonight. Still early, of course.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 24, 2013 08:44 PM (ZshNr)

323 >Is ace watching this thing? There's a lot of material here.


Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:43 PM (4cRnj)

I think he's hosting a faaabulous viewing party

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 08:44 PM (8sCoq)

324 I would love to see a round up of the ladies' fashion, though. But me no have cable. Sigh.

Love, love, love dress-up dresses. Looking at them, critiquing them, and wearing them. Alas, I have nowhere to wear them to. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:44 PM (6zgse)

325 Oh, I'm sure he's at an upper east side soiree' with zip lock bags of value rite taped inside his Corduroy Jacket.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:45 PM (l86i3)

326 > I never ate corned beef. I like the cans, though. They're cute. With the little devil on them.

That's corned beef hash.

A hot corned-beef sandwich is very different.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2013 08:45 PM (m2IdD)

327 Here's a roundup of the fashion: http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/oscars-red-carpet-gallery.html

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2013 08:45 PM (mQLel)

328 280 BC1981,

the joy is that as some argue that Lee Harvey Oswald was so communist he got to the right wing Horrywood is so gay it's straight

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:45 PM (LRFds)

329
>>Love, love, love dress-up dresses. Looking at them, critiquing them, and wearing them. Alas, I have nowhere to wear them to. Sigh.<<

This is why Project Runway is the second best show on TV.

Posted by: and garrett loses his mancard at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (hQUBX)

330 Love, love, love dress-up dresses. Looking at them, critiquing them, and wearing them. Alas, I have nowhere to wear them to. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:44 PM (6zgse)



I took my girls to a Daddy/Daughter Ball a little while back and I posted a couple pics here. Did you ever see them?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (GEICT)

331 Ali A. Akbar ‏@ali

Seth's skits are way too long. Always. It's like watching a Family Guy scene, but in real life. #oscars2013


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (mCvL4)

332 Argo] What a fucking joke.
And a political critique of it is linked in my sock.

Even Jimmy Carter gives the Canadians were 90% responsible for what happened

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (JSaqW)

333 Wow, theses jokes aren't funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (4cRnj)

334 326 No, that's deviled ham

Posted by: DAve at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (XDC0v)

335 Good evening.

Oscars, yay!

Seth McFarlane, boo!!!!

Oh, look, he's dressed as the flying klansman!

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2013 08:47 PM (LUnTP)

336 Wow, theses jokes aren't funny.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (4cRnj)


You just don't get enlightened comedy peasant.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:47 PM (l86i3)

337 By the way, I'm serious about Forrest Gump being a horror film. Forrest perseveres against incredible odds time and time again, only to be torn down repeatedly by the evil succubus Jenny, who does a Seagull Job on his life (flies in, shits all over everything, flies out).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2013 08:47 PM (MBqvE)

338 Another fun fact about that green chick in the sidebar... That's Yvonne Craig, who also played Batgirl on the old Batman TV show. And, she was briefly married to Jimmy Boyd, who was best known for getting temporarily excommunicated from the Catholic Church as a little boy for singing the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 08:47 PM (IlZPE)

339 Early day tommorrow, goodnight all.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin.PR agent for Charleston at February 24, 2013 08:48 PM (g5wi5)

340 so many logical inconsistencies in IRON MAN

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 08:48 PM (8sCoq)

341

Very different?

Different like...meatloaf compared to a roast?

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 24, 2013 08:48 PM (yhYn1)

342 G'night I'd rather....not type your entire nic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:49 PM (l86i3)

343 David Spade ‏@DavidSpade

Are they still gonna do the awards part or is that gonna be announced later online. #letsmoveitalong #oscars
Retweeted by NDH

David Spade David Spade ‏@DavidSpade

Is there a bathroom between here and the end of the monologue. # oscars
Retweeted by NDH

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:49 PM (mCvL4)

344 #324 chique d'afrique, here's a site which says it has all of the dresses:

http://tinyurl.com/c93zkch

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:49 PM (GoIUi)

345 I'm still about 11venty billion times straighter than a theater major.
Bitch.

Posted by: theater major; puppetry minor at February 24, 2013 08:49 PM (ORGYc)

346 Kramer vs. Kramer over Apocalypse Now

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:50 PM (4cRnj)

347 Tosh.0 had a great breakdown of the nominated movies, so no need to watch the movies or oscars anymore. Tosh is really funny and jokes about obama's idiocy on occassion. Very moron-esque.

Posted by: LASue at February 24, 2013 08:50 PM (gjIQF)

348 Dana Loesch ‏@DLoesch

To the people admonishing me for watching the Oscars, this is why our side loses the culture war.


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:50 PM (mCvL4)

349 > No, that's deviled ham

Yes, but Underwood (the company that makes the cans with the devil on them) also makes a corned-beef spread.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2013 08:50 PM (m2IdD)

350 I had a corned beef and swiss eggs benedict for brunch today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:51 PM (piMMO)

351 An early Tarantino win, hmmm.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:51 PM (4cRnj)

352 That sounds good, NDH!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 08:51 PM (IlZPE)

353 To the people admonishing me for watching the Oscars, this is why our side loses the culture war.

***

No shit.

I am tired of being lectured.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:51 PM (piMMO)

354 346 Dr Spank,

eh...even if you remove Horrywood's anti-war bent which in ANow's case was probably offset by the giant middlefinger to Vietnam it tried to be....

KvK was possibly a better self-contained work....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:51 PM (LRFds)

355 353 NDH,

I am not watching the damn thing...

if I wanted shat on I can go to a farm and get that for free....

fuck Stewy

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:52 PM (LRFds)

356 That sounds good, NDH!

***

It was!

I ordered the corned beef hash bennies but she misunderstood and brought the corned beef and swiss.

I didn't send it back.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:52 PM (piMMO)

357 Forrest Gump managed to produce a far more accurate picture of what the late 60's and early 70's were like than any other movie I ever watched.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:52 PM (GoIUi)

358
you say brunch and I automatically think 'eggs benedict'

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (ZgBZU)

359 To the people admonishing me for watching the Oscars, this is why our side loses the culture war.

A republic, if you can watch a film awards show.

Posted by: Stuff Benjamin Franklin Said, Vol. XII at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (KeGPo)

360 192
I had surgery and my husband turned the tv on with The English Patient on and I couldn't chsnge the channel. It was awful. I screamed for him to change it. He thought I was in awful pain and needed to go back to the hospital. If I had to watch another 5 minutes of that movie I would have died in self defense.

Posted by: megthered at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (iR4Dg)

361 at least Cristoph Waltz won

ancora qui is the best song of the year and not even nominated

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (JSaqW)

362 Forrest Gump joins the Mob in ....

Gumpfellas

"Ah went down tuh the a-quar-i-um to look for Bubba because they said he was sleepin' with the fishes .. "

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (mCvL4)

363 Miss Marple(?), can you please post the pinterest link for those of us moronettes who couldn't care less about the Oscars but want to see the dresses?

I wonder if this patriarchal oppression blog will have an Oscar fashion thread. Prob not. Not enough chicks on the blog. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (6zgse)

364
274 gonna be a big pile of ManCards at the end of this thread
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 08:33 PM (8sCoq)


Not mine. I'm waiting for the new Walking Dead to start. Though I figure its going to be more of a talky decompressing episode after last week's dual zombie fights.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (GULKT)

365 Hey Dana Loesch, I have had your back on several hard topics Ma'am....go f**k yourself

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (LRFds)

366 NDH,

I am not watching the damn thing...

if I wanted shat on I can go to a farm and get that for free....

fuck Stewy

***

Nobody is telling you to watch it. Just don't give me shit if I do.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (piMMO)

367 Christopher Waltz? Another foreigner doing jobs Americans refuse to do.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (4cRnj)

368 It's silly to admonish Dana Loesch for watching the Oscars. I may not have much interest in it, but it doesn't bother me that other people, even those on "my side", do want to watch it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (IlZPE)

369 I took my girls to a Daddy/Daughter Ball a little while back and I posted a couple pics here. Did you ever see them?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (GEICT)

No, I didn't. Would love to see them though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:54 PM (6zgse)

370 Wow, theses jokes aren't funny.
But we're trying our best!

Oh. You meant at the show. Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2013 08:54 PM (ORGYc)

371
it *is* deviled ham I was thinking about, you're right

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 24, 2013 08:54 PM (NLH1M)

372 McFarland is terrible. SNL is funnier

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:54 PM (JSaqW)

373 Let me see if this will work.

Oscars fashion thread You Guys.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:54 PM (6zgse)

374 "I wonder if this patriarchal oppression blog will have an Oscar fashion thread. Prob not. Not enough chicks on the blog. Sigh."


Are you kidding me? I'm consistently shocked to find out how many chicks post here.


Not saying I think that merits a lame fashion thread...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 24, 2013 08:54 PM (yCvxi)

375 Forrest Gump is an okay movie, but I probably would've liked it better if I wasn't called Jenny. I got very sick of hearing peas and carrots jokes that year.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 24, 2013 08:55 PM (3FIgp)

376 Well, Dana Loesch can watch and give me the highlights. I haven't seen ANY of the movies, and I don't know the stars.

And my watching this is not going to help anything in the culture war. I figure NOT watching is my contribution.

So the sophisticated people who understand this can watch it. I don't mind. I am NOT watching, however.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:55 PM (GoIUi)

377 I believe I saw none of the movies. Why would anyone spend their money on these dreadful people?

Posted by: USA at February 24, 2013 08:55 PM (RIg+t)

378 McFarland is terrible. SNL is funnier
Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:54 PM (JSaqW)

Wow, thats bad.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:55 PM (l86i3)

379 #355: I also think it's fine that you don't want to watch the Oscars, Sven. I mean, I don't want to watch it, either.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 08:55 PM (IlZPE)

380 337 ITC,

yup...

he is the most dedicated idiot on the planet, metaphorically Forrest is a nice cipher for the GOP's expected behavior from Jenny as the moonbat's America....

"errrrr you believe in a free market you racist fucker...I'm gonna go fuck that illegal hippy"

pretty much nails it.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)

381 Listening to Adam Carolla, I learned that we could have been spared Seth McFalane and the Family Guy. He was supposed to be on one of the 9/11 flights but slept in or otherwise missed it. Fortunately for the Family Guy manatees he missed the flight.

Posted by: BishopWash at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (hqKrm)

382 Christoph Waltz gets Best Supporting Actor for Django

This could be an awfully long night

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (mCvL4)

383 chique d'afrique, you might also like gofugyourself.com. They love fashion but have a great sense of humor. They'll have many Oscar dress posts tomorrow.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (mQLel)

384 Thanks, Miss Marple. {{{grateful happy hug}}}

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (6zgse)

385 The only thing that would get me to watch the Oscars would be if they let Rickles host.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (yCvxi)

386 mcFarland makes me long for Letterman


these jokes suck

im a robot named Ping????????

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (JSaqW)

387 So the sophisticated people who understand this can watch it. I don't mind. I am NOT watching, however.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:55 PM (GoIUi)


Well you see, people like Dana need to make fetching cultural references while chatting with the make up queens on cable news networks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (l86i3)

388 Yikes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:57 PM (4cRnj)

389 this is even worse than i thought possible

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:57 PM (JSaqW)

390

No, I didn't. Would love to see them though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:54 PM (6zgse)



Younger daughter. Be 3 in early April.

http://t.co/MQ7o0aOI


Older daughter. Be 6 in late April.

http://t.co/upBfuBGm



All three of us.

http://t.co/D1DHE30y

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)

391 379 Probationary Warbler,

you'll note I did not nor was I going to castigate anyone for their watching, although I do feel rewarding McFarlene shitting on us is dumber than hell....?

Yeah exactly...our idiot militia who then adds their voice to team jackass actually pisses me off more than Stewy showing his dickhole.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds)

392 PINTEREST OSCARS RUNWAY LINK:

http://tinyurl.com/cd2oull

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:57 PM (GoIUi)

393 #385: Don Rickles is awesome, all right! I suspect he's One Of Us, too, which is another big point in his favor.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 08:57 PM (IlZPE)

394 348 Dana Loesch ‏@DLoesch

To the people admonishing me for watching the Oscars, this is why our side loses the culture war.


um, no. Our side loses the culture wars because we do not control the media. We do not create most of the content, nor do we promote well the content which represents our ideals. Publicly mocking hollyweird liberals IS a way to control the narrative ( see rule for radicals or something...)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (53riN)

395 The only thing that would get me to watch the Oscars would be if they let Rickles host.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (yCvxi)

I love rickles.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (l86i3)

396 Watch away NDH. And you shouldnt be lectured. and if you enjoy that's great. Really. But Watching self absorbed elitist ignorant hypocrites is going to help us win the culture war? I must have missed your point. I think we understand what we would be watching. Thus the contempt for the event.

Posted by: SqGuido at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (KgD0C)

397 From Glenn Reynolds/Instapundit: IF YOU’RE WATCHING THE OSCARS TONIGHT — OR IF YOU’RE NOT — you might want to read my Wall Street Journal column: The Hollywood Tax Story They Won’t Tell at the Oscars: It’s easy to demand higher levies on the ‘rich’ when your own industry gets $1.5 billion in government handouts.

Posted by: USA at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (RIg+t)

398 The average IQ in the room will double once they all leave and the custodians comes in to clean up.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (/gHaE)

399 Ben Shapiro ‏@benshapiro

What's diff between Oscars and The Walking Dead? One features corpses hungrily competing to uncover human flesh. The other is a zombie show.
Retweeted by Michelle Malkin


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (mCvL4)

400 Jennifer Garner used to look like a tranny, but now she's pretty and much softer looking. And she and Ben Affleck seem happy together.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (6zgse)

401 I wonder if this patriarchal oppression blog will have an Oscar fashion thread. Prob not. Not enough chicks on the blog. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 08:53 PM (6zgse)



I would discuss the Oscar dresses but I was side tracked watching Tucker and Dale.


If it helps, I was also going through pinterest hunting for New Look stuff. Dior is now a caricature of a parody of itself but oh the New Look. So amazing and wonderful and celebrating femininity rather than attempting to design around it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (Gk3SS)

402 That bit by whats his name and the fat chick was bad.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (4cRnj)

403 #387 I really don't care much about Dana Loesch. She blocked me during the primaries because I objected to her hateful attacks on Romney and Perry.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 08:59 PM (GoIUi)

404 366 NDH,

you'll have to show me where I did....

Ms loesch just jumped into my "special education pundit" category for her enabling Stewy there friendo....

did not put you in her camp IIRC

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 08:59 PM (LRFds)

405 Seth MacFarlane? They couldn't get Dice Clay? Judy Tenuta is retired? Emo Phillips became a monk? I mean, geez, I like "Family Guy" (although I thought "Ted" was rather crappy), but Seth Macfarlane?

Posted by: mallfly at February 24, 2013 08:59 PM (jDjlM)

406 Avi. Spank.
Spank. Avi.

Killer material, am I right, folks?

Posted by: david letterman's dick at February 24, 2013 08:59 PM (ORGYc)

407 Jennifer Garner used to look like a tranny,

I glad that Im not the only one who thought that

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 08:59 PM (JSaqW)

408 334---" No, that's deviled ham"
Posted by: DAve at February 24, 2013 08:46 PM (XDC0v)

I could have sworn it was jacquard silk, but now that you mention it, it may indeed have been deviled ham.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:59 PM (C8mVl)

409
I love fashion. I think one reason I love seeing the Oscar dresses is because I never wear a ballgown myself. I mean, it's the only place you see them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 08:42 PM (C8mVl)


Fair enough, but that only moves the question back one level, to: why do women care about fashion?

I love fashion. I think one reason I love seeing the Oscar dresses is because I never wear a ballgown myself. I mean, it's the only place you see them.

I also like seeing the hair. (My mother was a hair-stylist so I came by that interest honestly!)



As regards hair, I can relate to that, but I've always had a weakness for reminiscing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:00 PM (IDSI7)

410 398
The average IQ in the room will double once they all leave and the custodians comes in to clean up.


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM

I'm soooo stealing and tweeting that

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 09:00 PM (mCvL4)

411 Ordinary People over Raging Bull.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:01 PM (4cRnj)

412 So amazing and wonderful and celebrating femininity rather than attempting to design around it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 08:58 PM (Gk3SS)




You know the rule. Pics or it didn't happen...


...My Queen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:01 PM (GEICT)

413 403 Miss Marple,

Pretty much dead on, do recall that during the post election fiasco after I cooled and before I took the break I did I pretty much decided I hate the enabler GOP more than even Dear Reader?

Yeah she's trying hard to join.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:01 PM (LRFds)

414
322 So far it's been a very throwbackish, classic-ageOscars ceremony. Seth MacFarlane might be throwing a curveball tonight. Still early, of course.
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 24, 2013 08:44 PM (ZshNr)


None of the actors must have gotten to open their mouths to let the air rush into the vacuum of space that should house their brains, and simulate actual human beings talking.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 09:01 PM (GULKT)

415 Fair enough, but that only moves the question back one level, to: why do women care about fashion?

I
love fashion. I think one reason I love seeing the Oscar dresses is
because I never wear a ballgown myself. I mean, it's the only place you
see them.

I also like seeing the hair. (My mother was a hair-stylist so I came by that interest honestly!)


As regards hair, I can relate to that, but I've always had a weakness for reminiscing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:00 PM

Some women ask "why do men make such a big deal about guys tossing a ball around"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 09:01 PM (mCvL4)

416 chique d'afrique, you might also like gofugyourself.com. They love fashion but have a great sense of humor. They'll have many Oscar dress posts tomorrow.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2013 08:56 PM (mQLel)

OMG. I love GFY. Those girls are hilarious. I was thinking that I would go to their website after the show. Thanks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:01 PM (6zgse)

417 I'm not watching the Oscars to win the culture wars.

I'm gonna drink bath salts and bonk a whore instead.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2013 09:02 PM (m2IdD)

418 405 MallFly,

DERPPPP "more radical than Hitler!"

Derrrpp...

yeah pretty much

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:02 PM (LRFds)

419 405 Seth MacFarlane? They couldn't get Dice Clay? Judy Tenuta is retired? Emo Phillips became a monk? I mean, geez, I like "Family Guy" (although I thought "Ted" was rather crappy), but Seth Macfarlane?
Posted by: mallfly at February 24, 2013 08:59 PM (jDjlM)


Mason Reese was available too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2013 09:02 PM (48jWE)

420 they didnt show Russel Crow sing

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:02 PM (JSaqW)

421 #391: I'm a little bothered by the push from some prominent conservatives that say we should get our fingers on the pulse of entertainment, even if it doesn't interest us. I have a lot of respect for Kurt Schlichter, but I strongly disagree with his view that we should watch garbage we don't want to see just to be hip and/or with it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:02 PM (IlZPE)

422 When Seth loses Matty Yglesias .....

Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias

Sequestration was Seth MacFarlane’s idea.
Retweeted by Instapundit.com


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 09:03 PM (mCvL4)

423
The only thing that would get me to watch the Oscars would be if they let Rickles host.

Even Rickles couldn't save it for me, although it'd be a close call.

I'm still holding out for a surprise appearance by al Qaeda. THAT I'd watch.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:03 PM (IDSI7)

424 Is ace on twitter?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:03 PM (4cRnj)

425 Wait, so talking about these chicks racks doesn't count as a fashion post?

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2013 09:03 PM (/1U3u)

426 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)

I literally (proper non-Bidenesque usage) let out a gasp when I saw the first picture. Your daughters are gorgeous. And you're not too bad yourself, dad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:04 PM (6zgse)

427 which best picture nominee will have its DVD show up first in the Walmart discount rack?

I say Life of Pi

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:04 PM (JSaqW)

428 "What's diff between Oscars and The Walking Dead?"
TWD has Daryl. No contest.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2013 09:04 PM (mQLel)

429 mcFarland is just bad
not even campy bad

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:05 PM (JSaqW)

430 I'm certainly not sick of Seth McFarlane after this, TED, and 8 seasons of Family Guy.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2013 09:05 PM (LCRYB)

431 Oh hell folks.

Watch. Don't watch.

What does it matter to anyone else?

I watched the red carpet fashions and have been back and forth on the show itself. Mainly, I wanted to see if SM would totally eff it up and fall on his face and, well, he did. He sucks.

I like watching him fail.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:05 PM (piMMO)

432 These jokes aren't funny, you guys.

And Aardman animation isn't up for anything this year?

What year is it?

Posted by: Mr Wolf, non-Esq at February 24, 2013 09:05 PM (UIAT6)

433 O/T, IDK how many of you watched the Daytona 500 today, but Erin Andrews was covering pit lane pre race and 50 cent tried to kiss her, REJECTED!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 09:05 PM (l86i3)

434 394 RondinellaMamm,

Nice post, if Ms Loesch thinks licking Horryweird as Jenny from Forrest Gump's clit is "winning!" have at thee ma'am....

I got better things to do like popping whiteheads....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:05 PM (LRFds)

435 there he is

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:05 PM (8sCoq)

436 #424: Of course he is! @AceOfSpadesHQ

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:05 PM (IlZPE)

437 ACE WHO ARE YOU WEARING

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:06 PM (8sCoq)

438
Wow. By the oddest of coincidences, "Oscar" is the name I just gave to the 12" turd I just flushed down the crapper. It was a "three-flusher" but eventually I was victorious yet again.

"To the sea, little brown trout, race to the seeeeaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at February 24, 2013 09:06 PM (8+xjO)

439 TwitchyTeam ‏@TwitchyTeam

#WeSawYourBoobs: Oscar song trends on Twitter; actresses not amused

http://bit.ly/X5l2gh

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 09:06 PM (mCvL4)

440 #403 sven, her show is on WIBC and I sometimes hear her. I can't get over knowing (from a friend in St. Louis) that she was a democrat until suddenly, she saw the light with the Tea Party, where she suddenly got to somehow being on the stage all the time.

Then she signed on with CNN. Breitbart picker her up and suddenly she is the "expert." meanwhile, on her radio show she is pretty obnoxious, not winning converts if you ask me.

SO, since she is so "brave" about the culture but will not bother to answer me and instead blocked me, I don't give a fig about what she thinks.

This is NOT to say that people here shouldn't watch the Oscars. I just don't have any interest and since I am on 3 BP meds, I just will not have it on. Just like I don't watch Obama if I can avoid it.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 09:06 PM (GoIUi)

441 McFarlane's jokes just aren't funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:06 PM (4cRnj)

442 Ruffalao talks to goombaish to be a nuclear physicist

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:06 PM (JSaqW)

443 You can get all the Brokeback Mountain DVD's you want at Big Lots for $3...they ain't moving...

...next stop after Big Lots gives up, Dollar Tree for a buck...

...and after that, plastic recycling.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 24, 2013 09:07 PM (/gHaE)

444 Anne Hathaway is pointing at me and the guy standing next to me ( simultaneously )


nebeneinander, as the Germans say...

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 24, 2013 09:07 PM (Dll6b)

445 Melissa McCarthy's dress? Huge mistake. (No pun intended.)

Just because she's a big girl doesn't mean she couldn't have gotten something flattering to wear. Queen Latifah has worn some really nice dresses in the past.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:07 PM (6zgse)

446 Sorry to be the turd in the punch bowl, but I think McFarlane is doing a pretty good job. I mean, it could be Billy Crystal.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 24, 2013 09:07 PM (deaac)

447 I support the choice to have Seth McFarlane host. Mostly, I think it will hasten his departure from my tv box as more peolle realize that he's not that funny or that cute.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 24, 2013 09:08 PM (3FIgp)

448 431 NDH,

You'll have to explain to me how he failed when too many on our side act like we have a duty to watch....

he is up there waving his wang at us and again I have not once berated ANYONE for watching...


you're gonna have a hardtime if Divorce ever comes making the divorce stick if you insist on enabling their hold on "the culture" but NDH that is each of our choice to make.

I would literally watch two retarded whores try to fuck a doorknob before I'd watch one try to emcee the oscars.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:08 PM (LRFds)

449 Cinematography goes to pictures of the ocean.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:08 PM (4cRnj)

450 anyone remember ( a few years ago) when they announced the star ( who remembers her name) of Scream 1 and Scream 2

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:08 PM (JSaqW)

451 Shake it Up! Is on Disney.

Still not watching Oscar.

Posted by: Truman, schmuman at February 24, 2013 09:08 PM (0iDjO)

452 Yeah, I'm done with the Oscars. This creepy whitehaired man-woman is scaring me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 24, 2013 09:08 PM (ZshNr)

453 OK. So whoever Rachel Mwanza is, she should have gone to a Nigerian fashion designer if she insisted on wearing an African style outfit. We are at the cutting edge of African fashion.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:08 PM (6zgse)

454 Melissa McCarthy's dress? Huge mistake. (No pun intended.)

Just because she's a big girl doesn't mean she couldn't have gotten something flattering to wear. Queen Latifah has worn some really nice dresses in the past.


***

Two words: Tadashi Shoji

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (piMMO)

455 I would add that "Family Guy"music sessions employ a lot of players for a TV show. Way above average. Exponentially more. Your average TV show has about 2 players anymore, maybe 3. And never any horns. Wouldn't want to sound "dated", now, would we?

"Family Guy" regularly records 20 and more players at a time.

Posted by: navybrat at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (11wwj)

456 I'd be all over watching the Oscars if Trey Parker and Matt Stone were the hosts.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (IlZPE)

457 Sorry to be the turd in the punch bowl, but I think McFarlane is doing a pretty good job. I mean, it could be Billy Crystal.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 24, 2013 09:07 PM (deaac)

I'm not watching but I thought he was funny on the comedy central roast of charlie sheen.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (l86i3)

458 please get the avengers off before they ruin their franchise

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (JSaqW)

459 re 427: is that they one they just had a clip of? Tiger in a row boat? Where's Crusader Rabbit then?

Posted by: mallfly at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (jDjlM)

460 FUCKING PIEECE OF SHIT TV!!!!!!!!!

ANyway...

Waltz deserved it.

Paperman deserved it.

Brave was a miserable failure of creativity and didn't even deserve the nomination much less the award.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (LUnTP)

461 Sorry, but I don't think Anne Hathaway is pretty anymore. She was quite attractive when the first princess movie came out way back when, but something happened to her. She looks like a smack junkie now. Gross.

Posted by: EC at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (doBIb)

462 450 neve campbell?

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (3FIgp)

463 Sven, get off my ass

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:10 PM (piMMO)

464 409 ---"Fair enough, but that only moves the question back one level, to: why do women care about fashion?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:00 PM (IDSI7)
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Who knows? Why do we care whether the curtains are ecru or taupe? Why do we care whether a vase should go here or there?
And why the hell would Mr. DeVille buy me bright orange hand towels when we had a powder-blue bathroom?!? Huh? Huh?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 09:10 PM (C8mVl)

465 McFarlane's song and dance "We Saw Your Boobs"

Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron live reaction

NOT amused

http://tinyurl.com/ct6td8q

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 09:10 PM (mCvL4)

466 440 Miss Marple,

Yup, reading her posts and then knowing you as long as I have and her rebuke of you on Twatter I looked at her Pundit Vitae a lot more closely than I had before....

I was totally less than thrilled with what I saw, "sacred honor" dictated I support her after she was molested by TSA but I ain't a fan if you follow me....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:10 PM (LRFds)

467 I'd be all over watching the Oscars if Trey Parker and Matt Stone were the hosts.

***

pay-per view

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:10 PM (piMMO)

468
The Oscars?

uhhhhhhhh......

Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson, now more senile at February 24, 2013 09:11 PM (Md8Uo)

469 Loesch blocked me also for criticizing her for posts about Bill Mayer not being so bad becausewas nice to HER off camera

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 24, 2013 09:11 PM (Yhu4q)

470 I literally (proper non-Bidenesque usage) let out a gasp when I saw the first picture. Your daughters are gorgeous. And you're not too bad yourself, dad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:04 PM (6zgse)




Ha. Thanks all around ma'am. I've got some others I can post a little later.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)

471 reading the Freefall ("purrsia") webcomic. Starting at 1998.

currently I am rating this "mildly amusing"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 24, 2013 09:11 PM (QTHTd)

472 You know the rule. Pics or it didn't happen...


...My Queen. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:01 PM (GEICT)



The New Look

http://bit.ly/gBWRNE


http://bit.ly/WkZIzJ


Lookie there.

Waists and hips and breasts. You know, all the fantastic things that actual women have.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:11 PM (Gk3SS)

473 463 NDH,

you reverse thrust into my crotch baby....

I admonish Ms Loesch and suddenly I was rebuking you?

I commented on several interesting points...

it is "okay" NDH that you're on the FABULOUS train...

and it is "okay" I hate it with all my fury

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:12 PM (LRFds)

474 Visual effects goes to pictures of the ocean.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:12 PM (4cRnj)

475 oh no JAWS MUSIC

id like to feed McFarlane to a shark

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:12 PM (JSaqW)

476 I literally (proper non-Bidenesque usage) let out a gasp when I saw the first picture. Your daughters are gorgeous. And you're not too bad yourself, dad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:04 PM (6zgse)



Ha. Thanks all around ma'am. I've got some others I can post a little later.

***

I missed photos?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:12 PM (piMMO)

477 Two words: Tadashi Shoji
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (piMMO)

Yeah, that was a lovely dress.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:12 PM (6zgse)

478 #453 I am glad to see someone else thought that Rachel Mwanza's dress wasn't successful. I think with a busy pattern you shouldn't have all those pleats and weird angles.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 09:12 PM (GoIUi)

479 469 Albie Damned,

Yup remember that too, you may recall I sent you a tweet explaining that at best she does not get she is enabling his effective black PR against us if he is 'really a nice guy" perhaps?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (LRFds)

480 ( who remembers her name) of Scream 1 and Scream 2

I think the Horde would remember Neve Campbell for her roll in Wild Things.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (mjR67)

481
I'd be all over watching the Oscars if Trey Parker and Matt Stone were the hosts.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:09 PM (IlZPE)







Hollywood would sooner have Dick Cheney host the Oscars. Parker and Stone dislike leftists and conservatives both, but they hate, hate, hate actors with the fire of a thousand suns.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (MBqvE)

482 Should you win an Oscar for using fake pictures of the ocean when you could have used real ones?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (4cRnj)

483
I think the Horde would remember Neve Campbell for her roll in Wild Things.
Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (mjR67)

Oh yes, hell yes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (l86i3)

484 #465: I disagree, partially; Jennifer Lawrence seemed pretty amused. Charlize Theron did not, though.

That was worth watching, I have to admit.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (IlZPE)

485 445---"Just because she's a big girl doesn't mean she couldn't have gotten something flattering to wear. Queen Latifah has worn some really nice dresses in the past."
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:07 PM (6zgse)
------------
Yes. QL usually looks great.
Also check out Octavia Spencer this year. Lovely!
She looked great last year too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 09:14 PM (C8mVl)

486 I missed photos?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:12 PM (piMMO)



They're the ones I posted a little while back. They're up on my twitter too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)

487 467 NDH,

and I'd join you buying the PPV...

let's leave it at that

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:14 PM (LRFds)

488 Are we required to read The Conversation now?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2013 09:15 PM (BuSM8)

489 I think the Horde would remember Neve Campbell for her roll in Wild Things.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (mjR67)

------------------

Oh yes, hell yes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (l86i3)



YES.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT)

490 Coco was no homo. It matters.

Posted by: nip at February 24, 2013 09:15 PM (11Tdq)

491 #469 Albie Damned, we should have a post called "People who have been blocked by Dana Loesch." HAHAHA!

Maybe I will start a Twitter thread on that tomorrow.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 09:15 PM (GoIUi)

492 Sven, you addressed my comment that I was tired of being lectured to tell me that you aren't watching it.

I responded that nobody is telling you to watch it.

I am sick of this discussion.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)

493 I don't care what kind of stupid shit she tweets, I'd tongue punch any of Dana Loesch's holes.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2013 09:16 PM (NjkNl)

494 Even RICK KLEIN hasn't blocked me!! So how conservative and brave is Dana Loesch?

HA!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 09:16 PM (GoIUi)

495 I think the Horde would remember Neve Campbell for her roll in Wild Things.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (mjR67)



Oh yes, hell yes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (l86i3)



Wild Things is a damn good movie and not just for the obvious reasons. It's a near perfect noirish pot boiler.


That has one of my all time favorite end lines for any movie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:16 PM (Gk3SS)

496 let's leave it at that

***

agreed. good idea.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)

497 Melissa McCarthy used to be so pretty, size and all, like Queen Latifah. She was so cute on Gilmore Girls...now she looks awful and comes across as obnoxious. Bleh.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 24, 2013 09:17 PM (3FIgp)

498 If conservatives want to win the culture wars, they need to be watching this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycoe6bygDNM

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2013 09:17 PM (m2IdD)

499 I saw Charlize Theron's boobs.

Posted by: Mighty Joe Young at February 24, 2013 09:17 PM (UrENZ)

500 I don't care what kind of stupid shit she tweets, I'd tongue punch any of Dana Loesch's holes.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2013 09:16 PM (NjkNl)

I think thats the number one reason she has a job.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 24, 2013 09:18 PM (l86i3)

501 478 #453 I am glad to see someone else thought that Rachel Mwanza's dress wasn't successful. I think with a busy pattern you shouldn't have all those pleats and weird angles.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 09:12 PM (GoIUi)

Let me see if I can get some outfit examples, perhaps of some of mine.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:18 PM (6zgse)

502 499 I saw Charlize Theron's boobs.

Posted by: Mighty Joe Young at February 24, 2013 09:17 PM (UrENZ)



Who hasn't?


Helluva pair, btw.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:19 PM (GEICT)

503
467 I'd be all over watching the Oscars if Trey Parker and Matt Stone were the hosts. *** pay-per view
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:10 PM (piMMO)


Have them and their crew sign a confidentiality agreement. Give them 2 weeks and let them see the results, and then have South Park do the hosting duties.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 09:19 PM (GULKT)

504 I understand, NDH. I disagree with Kurt Schlichter's suggestion that we should watch Girls, whether we're into that sort of garbage or not.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:19 PM (IlZPE)

505
Some women ask "why do men make such a big deal about guys tossing a ball around"

Yeah, I knew that was coming - it's the obvious rejoinder - and here's my answer: athletic events display athleticism, so if you enjoy athleticism, there ya go. It doesn't have to involve a ball; track and field is interesting, to see the limits of human performance, and to watch truly gifted athletes perform near super-human feats. (I like sprinters, who are amazing.)

Moreover, many athletic events (real ones, not bullshit ones like figure skating, whose outcome is decided by judges) entail head to head competition (i.e., conflict), which makes them of a piece with all literature (man vs. man, man vs. nature, etc.). The issue is in doubt; how it turns out depends on the performance of the principals on the day. In this respect sporting events are no different than, e.g., courtroom dramas. It is in our nature to struggle, and competitive athletics represent a ritualized form of that struggle. (So does chess, for that matter.)

I would argue that athletics (and chess and such) tap into primal instincts in humans to compete, to find meaning and interest in conflict, and enjoyment in the resolution of such. For men, in particular, to live is to compete. (Yeah, I know women compete for men, but men compete for everything.)

But I don't see the attraction of awards ceremonies. I watch the Super Bowl, and the World Series (but not the NBA, as I'm not a criminal, and hence can't relate), but I wouldn't watch, e.g., the awarding of the Heisman Trophy. I don't give a shit about awards; they're conferred by people, and thus subject to corruption. Some even think that the Nobel Peace Prize is bullshit. (Imagine!)

So I return to my original point: I don't see the attraction of the Oscars, and by extension, any and all awards ceremonies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:19 PM (IDSI7)

506 If conservatives want to win the culture wars, they need to be watching this?

***

I can't read DL's mind, but on twitter folks are lecturing the fuck out of people and it gets tiring.

As for her statement about culture wars, she may regret that later.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:19 PM (piMMO)

507 Oh, and fun fact about Melissa McCarthy...she anx Jenny McCarthy, Vaccine Expert are first cousins. There may actually be family reunions less appealing than mine.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 24, 2013 09:19 PM (3FIgp)

508 Wild Things is a damn good movie and not just for the obvious reasons. It's a near perfect noirish pot boiler.

I agree. The shot of Kevin's Bacon was unexpected though.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 09:19 PM (mjR67)

509 And it's not just the busy pattern. It's an ugly pattern with an ugly design.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:20 PM (6zgse)

510 492 NDH,

and IIRC I had addressed other points that you had BUT you seemed to support Ms loesch in joing Kurt S lecturing me so to speak 'we must watch gals" or something....

as I have tried to establish several times MY HARD REBUKE was of her, my soft rebuke if I grant you that my offering of "I am not watching" is a rebuke was offered to you as a counter PoV to someone I consider a friend...

If I am sincerely causing you discomfort or bothering you I will be happy to let it rest as i said on the PPV....

I am just about done with someone who give Maher a pass lecturing me on anything more complicated on the moral plane than taking a shit and that is aimed solidly at Ms Loesch not you.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:20 PM (LRFds)

511 this years Oscars are so bad m beginning to enjoy them

not because its so bad its good.

no it s really bad

but its so bad my wife doesn't yell at me for my snarky comments.

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:20 PM (JSaqW)

512 Melissa McCarthy used to be so pretty, size and all, like Queen Latifah. She was so cute on Gilmore Girls...now she looks awful and comes across as obnoxious. Bleh.

**

I've been flipping back and forth between the oscars and Bridesmaids.

The scene with her and the dogs cracks me up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:21 PM (piMMO)

513 these women win for best hairstyle and makeup?????

maybe they should look in the mirror

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:21 PM (JSaqW)

514 Jennifer Anniston is holding up well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:21 PM (4cRnj)

515 Hollywood would sooner have Dick Cheney host the Oscars. Parker and Stone dislike leftists and conservatives both, but they hate, hate, hate actors with the fire of a thousand suns.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2013 09:13 PM (MBqvE)


They're not too fond of the writers either. I'm not your friend, buddy!

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 09:21 PM (GULKT)

516 Disappointingly, unlike Denise Richards, Neve Campbell didn't actually show anything in Wild Things.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 09:22 PM (6J9cZ)

517 It looks like Halle Berry is channeling Grace Jones tonight.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 09:22 PM (mjR67)

518 >and by extension, any and all awards ceremonies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:19 PM (IDSI7)

whoa whoa WHOAPro Football Hall Of Fame induction ceremony2nd only to the presentation of the Vince Lombardi Trophy

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:22 PM (8sCoq)

519 sven, we're good.

Just, it seems, a bit of passing each other in the comments somewhere along the way.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:22 PM (piMMO)

520 And it's not just the busy pattern. It's an ugly pattern with an ugly design.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:20 PM (6zgse)



I'm going through the pinterest tag for the Oscars and why the hell does Nicole Kidman have the Bat signal on her stomach?



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:23 PM (Gk3SS)

521 Jennifer Anniston is holding up well.

***

She's never chased a child around the house.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:23 PM (piMMO)

522 we're so close to getting Toby's KNIGHT TRAIN project picked up.

Ha. Did Searcy agree to take the role of Patch, reformed train pirate? With the ass double stipulation I mean.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 24, 2013 09:23 PM (QupBk)

523 Has anyone else looked at pictures of Halle berry over time?

she is Dorian Grey on steroids. she actually gets younger looking with age age.
thank you beverly hills plastic surgery

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:23 PM (JSaqW)

524 Dana Loesch ‏@DLoesch

We refuse to participate thus forfeit any chance to effect change within. The entire point. And yet we still complain.


What if Clint Eastwood had said "I'm not taking part in any of this Hollywood shit because it's full of lefties"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 09:23 PM (mCvL4)

525 I just got here and I feel the need to comment on that Danica Patrick picture from a previous thread.

Buyeah......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 24, 2013 09:23 PM (jucos)

526
hy do we care whether the curtains are ecru or taupe? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 24, 2013 09:10 PM (C8mVl)

(Sheepishly raising hand.) What are "ecru" and "taupe?" "Ecru" sounds like some kind of STD ("Oh man, I got a bad outbreak of ecru, and right near the tip too." "Bummer, man.") and "taupe" sounds like a kind of hairpiece.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:24 PM (IDSI7)

527 519 NDH,

which is likely a byproduct of and one of the perverse pleasures of Pixy our circa 189BCE posting system....

I may be getting back on Twatter soon

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:24 PM (LRFds)

528 NDH: If people want to watch it, that's fine. But if someone *tells* me I have to watch it, then I'm going to respond.

Anyway, I think the movies themselves are more important to see than the awards (as far as her point). And this seems like a variation on "If you want to win elections, you have to pander to people and give them free shit, too."

Or, if a church wants to attract young people, it has to dump all that old, stodgy doctrine.

Maybe so. But I'm not rooting for a *team*. I'm rooting for ideas.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2013 09:24 PM (m2IdD)

529 #481: That's precisely what would make it awesome!

#514: She sure is!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:24 PM (IlZPE)

530 Shit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:24 PM (IDSI7)

531 Halle Berry needs a meal.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:24 PM (4cRnj)

532 ecru is a kind of bird

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:25 PM (8sCoq)

533 524 KBDaBear,

she's gonna have to explain to me in detail, although I'd rather have Kurt S explain it because he is a lot more coherent on how "getting in front of runaway train is exerting control" I guess...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:25 PM (LRFds)

534 Thought I'd broken the thread.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:25 PM (IDSI7)

535 i agree with whoever said Don Rickles should host

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:25 PM (JSaqW)

536 Halle Berry needs a meal.

I have a sausage if she's hungry.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (QupBk)

537 yeah but is Don Rickles alive

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (8sCoq)

538 Taupe is a kind of weasel.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (6J9cZ)

539
ecru is a kind of bird

Is it good eating?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (IDSI7)

540 532 No, a weasel.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (9XBK2)

541 I may be getting back on Twatter soon

***

Why did you get off of it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (piMMO)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (IDSI7)

543 516 of all the things that could be shown in that movie, tbey went with showing all of Kevin's Bacon instead of anything of Neve Campbell. That's really why people hate Hollywood, I think.

Posted by: jenny hates her phone at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (3FIgp)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (piMMO)

545 Shirley Bassy- maybe it will become good after all

not likely probably a blip

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (JSaqW)

546 Sorry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:26 PM (IDSI7)

547 For all the Neve Campbell lovers...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/b7gkpnl

NSFW!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:27 PM (IlZPE)

548 id be heartbroken if I found out someone with class and talent like Shirly Basse lip synched

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:27 PM (JSaqW)

549 Shirley Bassy- maybe it will become good after all

***

Missed it flipping back and forth.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:27 PM (piMMO)

550 I think Mark Steyn should host.

He can riff on stuff with NO NOTES, knows a huge amount of suff about Hollywood and Broadway, and is actually funny!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 09:28 PM (GoIUi)

551
Taupe is a kind of weasel.

Bill Maher is taupe? Now I get it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:28 PM (IDSI7)

552 even more surprises on twitter!!!!!!

maybe a funny joke?

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:28 PM (JSaqW)

553 Sorry.

You'll stuff your sorrys in a barrel, mister.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 09:28 PM (6J9cZ)

554 Jennifer Lawrence in Dior. Big surprise ---NOT --- since she has an endorsement contract with them. A dramatic near-white strapless gown worn with a reverse necklace dropping down her back. Very, very nice. But I don't think this suits her as much as that red Calvin Klein she wore to the Os a couple of years ago. She's kind of a down-home girl, not really the Dior type, IMO. Well, better Dior than Chanel, I guess.

Personally, I don't care what she wears, as long as it ends up crumpled at the foot of my bed in the morning.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 09:28 PM (PQgoW)

555 youd think that after all these years theyd hire funny writers

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:28 PM (JSaqW)

556 barrrrrr- L

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 24, 2013 09:29 PM (QTHTd)

557 Chuck Woolery on twitter:

Watching Oscars, started off slow and then tapered.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:29 PM (piMMO)

558 ecru is a kind of bird


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:25 PM (8sCoq)



The fuck it is. Everyone knows it's a weasel.


Okay, so I've moved on to watching MI:GP and so help me Brad Bird, your next project after Tomorrowland better be either The Incredibles 2 or 1906. Also it's so not fair that 1906 wasn't the code name for him directing the next Star Wars. Mean. To. Me. Personally.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:29 PM (Gk3SS)

559
Bill Maher?

Bill Maher is a human cockroach, who should be crushed. And I don't mean figuratively. If Dana Loesch wants to fraternize with people like that and thinks this is a tactic in winning an engagement in "die Kultur Kamp", she's and imbecile.

We don't achieve anything by engaging him ...at all.
Ignore him, ignore Seth MacFarlane, ignore the tripe these imbeciles pump out. Go find something else to do.
Andrew Breitbart was a very bright and engaging man, but I think he was wrong about trying to engage with pop culture. I understand his tactics worked for him (to a degree), but I actually question what he accomplished. In the aftermath of his death, the hate and vitriol spewed about him by the alleged 'liberals' just goes to show where the "culture war" is going. Yeah, that was a big victory.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 24, 2013 09:29 PM (Md8Uo)

560 yeah but is Don Rickles alive

Alive and touring the casino circuit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2013 09:29 PM (xKC/c)

561 528 Nick Kronos,

Good to see you bush I had not seen you posting enough.

I went to a gunshow back home this morning, ran into a former coworker from 20 years ago when I ran the pizza joint while buying dad some ammo for the 1851 Navy Colts I gave him....

he is a nurse now and far more conservative than when we met.

His analysis of where things are pretty much matched mine and given I had had him pegged in our youthful time at college and the pizza joint together as a JFK Donk it did my heart good to have a man of intelligence, and sound character from my past pretty much match my read of where we are headed precisely because he and I while friendly were politically in different camps at the time.

He said two things far more succinctly than I had put it.

1) we're building a bomb as a nation right now

2) the dutiful people instead of the beautiful people are about to be literally enslaved.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:30 PM (LRFds)

562 I haven't seen anything that was nominated for the major awards. I think this is the first year that's true. Do I care? No. The one I was interested in (Argo) turns out to be Jimmy Carter propaganda.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2013 09:30 PM (xjpRj)

563
>§> yeah but is Don Rickles alive

Hold on, let me check.

Posted by: I See Dead People at February 24, 2013 09:30 PM (NLH1M)

564 "Sorry" don't get you outta the barrel.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2013 09:30 PM (ORGYc)

565 >>>I think Mark Steyn should host.

He can riff on stuff with NO NOTES, knows a huge amount of suff about Hollywood and Broadway, and is actually funny!


This is the ABSOLUTE truth. But I sure hope he never lowers himself to this, plus all those lib's heads would explode.

Hey! I think you might be on to something.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 09:30 PM (4Mv1T)

566 SE Cupp is turning into an elitist celebrity fangirl;

S.E. Cupp ‏@secupp

Thank you, non-famous people, for your brevity. #OSCARS2013




Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 09:30 PM (mCvL4)

567 Hasn't Randy Newman won like 6 Oscars and 2 lifetime achievement awards?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:31 PM (4cRnj)

568 Okay, so I've moved on to watching MI:GP and so help me Brad Bird, your next project after Tomorrowland better be either The Incredibles 2 or 1906. Also it's so not fair that 1906 wasn't the code name for him directing the next Star Wars. Mean. To. Me. Personally.

You do understand that the world doesn't actually revolve around you, right?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 09:31 PM (PQgoW)

569 the Hyundai commercial is beter than the show

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:31 PM (JSaqW)

570 541 NDH,

I did not go berzerk post election, BUT I had several contacts I did not want to share my after I had slept a few days after action analysis....

I nuked my output and will probably use my real life given name if/when I resume rather than sven10077/Harlekwin15 my internet nom'd'plumes of ~20ish years.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:31 PM (LRFds)

571 You do understand that the world doesn't actually revolve around you, right?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 09:31 PM (PQgoW)



No.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:32 PM (Gk3SS)

572 This is the only industry that strokes itself to this extent, on national TV, without any sense of embarrassment.

And they are teaching our children.

We are fucked.

And those are not hi-beams on Anne Hathaway, those are pleats or folds in her dress.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2013 09:32 PM (GsoHv)

573 What the hell is up with Kelly Rowland's weave/wig?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:32 PM (6zgse)

574 566 KBDaBear,

Tits McGee works for and sleeps literally with the enemy now....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:32 PM (LRFds)

575 Hasn't Randy Newman won like 6 Oscars and 2 lifetime achievement awards?

His music is obligatory for Pixar films.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 09:33 PM (mjR67)

576 >Hasn't Randy Newman won like 6 Oscars and 2 lifetime achievement awards?


he keeps writing the same 2 or 3 songs over and over

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:33 PM (8sCoq)

577 they should throw tomatoes at the producers for making this show so bad

wouldnt it be funny if McFarlane pulls a mea culpa i the middle of the show and apologizes to the 1 billion people ( bullshit) watching for showing such dreck

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:33 PM (JSaqW)

578 571 AlexTheChick,

nor should you ma'am...

I do so wish you'd get on Twatter.....we need a wolfpack.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:33 PM (LRFds)

579 I hypothesize an Alexiocentric universe.

Posted by: zombie copernicus at February 24, 2013 09:34 PM (ORGYc)

580 McFarlane has actually ridiculed Newman on Family Guy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:34 PM (4cRnj)

581 Hasn't Randy Newman won like 6 Oscars and 2 lifetime achievement awards?


he keeps writing the same 2 or 3 songs over and over
yes , but as a singer he has no equal

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:34 PM (JSaqW)

582
The fuck it is. Everyone knows it's a weasel.

So ... ecru is a taupe? I'm confused.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:34 PM (IDSI7)

583 they should throw tomatoes at the producers for making this show so bad



wouldnt it be funny if McFarlane pulls a mea culpa i the middle of
the show and apologizes to the 1 billion people ( bullshit) watching for
showing such dreck

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:33 PM (JSaqW)



I'm not watching the show but from what people are saying, I bet that McFarlane wishes he had some of Franco's weed right now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (Gk3SS)

584 And those are not hi-beams on Anne Hathaway, those are pleats or folds in her dress.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2013 09:32 PM (GsoH)

You sound disappointed.

Posted by: Mindy at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (gBOQE)

585 Not watching, but I'm enjoying the comments. The ones that I get, at least.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

586 572 CharlieBrown'sDildo,

Yup. The one rebuke my former subordinate at the pizza barn gave me was for not teaching. He said, "I thought a lot about what you had said to me back in 94 on what we faced a lot over the years, and after I got the farm here when I got back from Colorado I understood...my God you were right."


We are fucked.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (LRFds)

587 I'm sure Dana was talking a lot of flack for watching it, and got defensive. Still, I don't want to hear that I'm the problem if I choose to disengage from pop culture, because I think pop culture is mostly garbage.

She has done a lot of work in St. Louis over the years, and gets out there and participates. Obviously, I respect that. She does seem to have the impression that she is a lot more in tune with what wins converts than she really is. Her radio show isn't going to win hearts and minds. It's someone trying too hard and it's a bit unbearable even for someone that mostly agrees with her, and I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (UvR6d)

588 NDH,

I did not go berzerk post election, BUT I had several contacts I did not want to share my after I had slept a few days after action analysis....

I nuked my output and will probably use my real life given name if/when I resume rather than sven10077/Harlekwin15 my internet nom'd'plumes of ~20ish years.

***

get back on there, and let us know your nic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (piMMO)

589 I'm still dead, by the way.

Posted by: zombie francisco franco at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (ORGYc)

590 Two years in a row I had to stop watching it after getting horrible headache, which I've gotten for 40 years- tension or sinus or watching TV with deaf woman perhaps... Probably best as since I became conservative (or just finally admitted it), I just wait to be annoyed watching stuff like this. Seth was NOT the annoying little Rat that I was expecting. Someone must have told him to keep it political or something.

Posted by: Baldy at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (opS9C)

591 Oh God, not Phil Donahue again!

Posted by: the producer of the Oscars at February 24, 2013 09:36 PM (yVmMc)

592 Thanks, sven. I was pretty bummed after the election too. I put up joke comments under socks sometimes, but don't post near as much as I did before.

Yeah, I think America's pretty much toast.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 24, 2013 09:36 PM (m2IdD)

593 No.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:32 PM (Gk3SS)


Well, ok then.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 09:36 PM (PQgoW)

594
You sound disappointed.Posted by: Mindy at February 24, 2013 09:35 PM (gBOQE)

You damn skippy. I for one choose not to believe CBD.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:37 PM (IDSI7)

595
581 Hasn't Randy Newman won like 6 Oscars and 2 lifetime achievement awards? he keeps writing the same 2 or 3 songs over and over yes , but as a singer he has no equal
Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:34 PM (JSaqW)


2 or three? How about just one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmC1UuBdp20

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 09:37 PM (GULKT)

596 Hey. it's Zeus.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:37 PM (4cRnj)

597 Phil Donahue is still alive? Shit. I thought some serial killer got him years ago...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 24, 2013 09:37 PM (/gHaE)

598 Oh God, not Phil Donahue again!
Posted by: the producer of the Oscars at February 24, 2013 09:36 PM (yVmMc)
===============================
I'm used to saying that.

Posted by: That Girl at February 24, 2013 09:38 PM (jucos)

599 Well, it's okay for MacFarlane to mock Randy Newman, because they are on the same team. It's just the guys fist - bumping.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 24, 2013 09:38 PM (Md8Uo)

600 588 NDH,

I will, I enjoyed my time with you guys. I use the nicks b/c my wife can suffer blowback. I made several good serious points that were highly regarded by some people that I had greatly respected from afar that I suspect never carried the weight they warranted because they were offered by "harlekwin15" and a Raccoon picture.

I am doing some serious soulsearching on whether or not to use my real name.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:38 PM (LRFds)

601 You do understand that the world doesn't actually revolve around you, right?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 09:31 PM (PQgoW)



Congratulations. You sir, have lost the internetz.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:38 PM (GEICT)

602
So ... no appearance by al Qaeda yet?

Fuckin' ragheads will probably show up tomorrow. Hey, assholes, you don't exactly have a stranglehold on the concept of time, do ya?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:38 PM (IDSI7)

603 He said the movie that shall not be named.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:38 PM (4cRnj)

604 And those are not hi-beams on Anne Hathaway, those are pleats or folds in her dress.

***

The seam runs to her nipple, but it was very clear on the red carpet that her nipples were poking through.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:39 PM (piMMO)

605 >>>Disappointingly, unlike Denise Richards, Neve Campbell didn't actually show anything in Wild Things.

Yeah, but she did wear that see-thru thing in other movie that one time.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2013 09:39 PM (K3B0+)

606 590 Baldy,

if you can drink God bless you...make a hot totty and ponder how classy they were in the early 60s if you've seen the old ones...

keep your head up

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:39 PM (LRFds)

607 Lets see if Zero Dark Thirty gets any applause.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:39 PM (4cRnj)

608 I am doing some serious soulsearching on whether or not to use my real name.

***

don't.

Just find another nic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:39 PM (piMMO)

609 Seth McFarlane is a pig.

Posted by: PJ at February 24, 2013 09:40 PM (ZWaLo)

610 ok bring back Shatner. its getting boring

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:40 PM (JSaqW)

611 Catherine Zeta-Jones is gorgeous, but I don't think she has the figure to pull off that gown. The gown is for someone with more hips.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:41 PM (6zgse)

612 Oooooh.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:41 PM (4cRnj)

613 Congratulations. You sir, have lost the internetz.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:38 PM (GEICT)


You assume that I ever had it to begin with.

BRB, there's someone scratching at my door...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 09:41 PM (PQgoW)

614 That was terrible.

Posted by: lincolntf at February 24, 2013 09:41 PM (ZshNr)

615 John Wilkes Booth jokes??????


i didnt think it could possibly get worse and it did

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:42 PM (JSaqW)

616 190
Billy Bob- We're at 185 posts. We can discuss guns, drinking, cars we'd
like to own, what's wrong with the Bobcats. Pick one. I'm game.


The Bobcats? What the fuck? I shot one years ago.

NBA is dead to me.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 09:42 PM (wR+pz)

617 That Kardashian joke was funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:42 PM (4cRnj)

618 Not watching, but who's been the most asshatted so far?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 09:42 PM (CA2NO)

619 for about 30 years, Army officers wore taupe trousers. mid-20s to mid-50


MUCH better than that AG-44 / 344 sh*t the Army used from then until a few years ago

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 24, 2013 09:43 PM (Dll6b)

620 I think Aflek just went after Seth McDickbreath

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 24, 2013 09:43 PM (coJww)

621 Affleck looks nervous.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:43 PM (4cRnj)

622 affleck sucks

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:43 PM (JSaqW)

623 I guess ace has fallen asleep.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:44 PM (4cRnj)

624 608 NDH,

I had Tapper's ear....

and he did admonish me about bearing a nick.

He was sincerely impressed by my data on iranian intermediate missile capabilities BUT I fear did not pay it deference because to his J School trained mind my anonymity undermined my credibility.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)

625 Did Seth arrive at the show in a Ford Theatre?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2013 09:44 PM (ORGYc)

626 This is NOT the horde I know. 400 posts about ghey liberal Hollywood people.

The shame.

Vic and I are going to drink.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 09:44 PM (wR+pz)

627 Affleck!

Posted by: That Annoying Duck at February 24, 2013 09:44 PM (Md8Uo)

628 >>does he play the shemale

No spoilers serious you guys.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 24, 2013 09:44 PM (SUKHu)

629 520
And it's not just the busy pattern. It's an ugly pattern with an ugly design.



Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:20 PM (6zgse)


I'm going through the pinterest tag for the Oscars and why the hell does Nicole Kidman have the Bat signal on her stomach?





Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:23 PM (Gk3SS)

While not watching this freak show I have looked at a few photos of dresses. Ladies, my vote is for Robin Robert's blue velvet gown. She wins.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 24, 2013 09:45 PM (baL2B)

630
for about 30 years, Army officers wore taupe trousers. mid-20s to mid-50


How do you wear a weasel or a hairpiece as trousers??

Goddamnit this is confusing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 09:45 PM (IDSI7)

631 I posted about ta-tas and Army trousers, not Hollywood


priorities....

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 24, 2013 09:45 PM (Dll6b)

632 576
>Hasn't Randy Newman won like 6 Oscars and 2 lifetime achievement awards?


he keeps writing the same 2 or 3 songs over and over



Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:33 PM

You say that like it's a BAD thing


Posted by: James Horner at February 24, 2013 09:45 PM (mCvL4)

633
>>affleck sucks

He was awesome in Mallrats. After that it was all downhill.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2013 09:46 PM (ZgzP4)

634
624 608 NDH,I had Tapper's ear....and he did admonish me about bearing a nick.He was sincerely impressed by my data on iranian intermediate missile capabilities BUT I fear did not pay it deference because to his J School trained mind my anonymity undermined my credibility.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)


So pick a "name" Who says it has to be your name.

Posted by: Samuel Clemens at February 24, 2013 09:46 PM (GULKT)

635 Ladies, my vote is for Robin Robert's blue velvet gown.

She did look fantastic.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 09:46 PM (mjR67)

636 i hope this music doesnt mean their going to give a lifetime achievement award to Sylvester Stallone

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:46 PM (JSaqW)

637 taupe is beige; the common term for the taupe trousers was 'pinks'


ponder that..

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 24, 2013 09:46 PM (Dll6b)

638 #626: That's a little unfair. I brought Neve Campbell's boobs to the table.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 24, 2013 09:46 PM (IlZPE)

639 618 Not watching, but who's been the most asshatted so far?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 09:42 PM (CA2NO)



Yes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:47 PM (GEICT)

640 Obama (or his shady org, OFA, did) tweeted a pic of him with a bunch of black people watching a 3D movie, and John Kerry tweeted about Argo, after mentioning it in his Senate testimony. Not only are they commies, but they are silly to boot. Would Stalin have Tweeted about a movie?

Posted by: Baldy at February 24, 2013 09:47 PM (opS9C)

641 Crap, this thread is like a two hour episode of the Twilight Zone.

LET ME OUT. PLEASE. SOMEBODY!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 09:47 PM (4Mv1T)

642 He was awesome in Mallrats.

Affleck fucked that one chick in an uncomfortable place.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 09:47 PM (6J9cZ)

643 ""Bill Maher is a human cockroach, who should be crushed.""



From your lips to God's ears.

Posted by: Berserker at February 24, 2013 09:47 PM (FMbng)

644 Isn't Argo a brand of corn starch? Just sayin'

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 24, 2013 09:48 PM (qqZuQ)

645 I nominate the hyundai elantra for "land shark"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 24, 2013 09:48 PM (e8kgV)

646 Vic and I are going to drink.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 24, 2013 09:44 PM (wR+pz)

I'm buying.

I hate this self-congratulatory bullshit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2013 09:48 PM (GsoHv)

647 Would Stalin have Tweeted about a movie?

Stalin would send our 47% takers to Siberia

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:48 PM (JSaqW)

648 Affleck fucked that one chick in an uncomfortable place.


Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 09:47 PM (6J9cZ)



The back of a VW?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 24, 2013 09:48 PM (Gk3SS)

649 Only 12 more hours to go.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:48 PM (4cRnj)

650 http://www.argostarch.com/products.html

Yeah- I thought so.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 24, 2013 09:49 PM (qqZuQ)

651 the commercials are better than the show

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:49 PM (JSaqW)

652 #641 Tobacco Road, we are far enough along that you should just talk about whatever interests you. I will be happy to respond if it is anything I know about.

Also, Ben Affleck's beard looks like shoe polish.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 09:49 PM (GoIUi)

653
For your last meal you can choose only one:

a) two of those little cheez 'n crackers packs that comes with the little plastic spreading knife

b) one can of Beanie Weenies

c) one can of deviled ham (with the smiling devil on the package)

Posted by: soothsayer at February 24, 2013 09:49 PM (NLH1M)

654 dont they focus group some of the jokes first

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:49 PM (JSaqW)

655 don't.


Just find another nic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:39 PM (piMMO)

Wait!

We're not supposed to use our real names?

Shit!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (GsoHv)

656 Annnnd the Academy Award for a Democrat portraying a Republican governor goes to ....

#NJ Gov Chris Christie @FLOTUS Michelle #Obama at the 2013 Governors Dinner @WhiteHouse

bit.ly/Xv2S7g

http://t.co/wmUXiFsTcG—

Dudette (@Dudette9t9) February 25, 2013

Posted by: Seth McFarlane at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (mCvL4)

657 New thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (8sCoq)

658 I'm surprised Barack and Michelle didn't attend. And that Barry's mug wasn't seen on TV opining on the awards.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (6zgse)

659 .Who did Garners hair? Is rustic in?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (4cRnj)

660 i still say Jennifer Garner is a tranny

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (JSaqW)

661 I had the Oscars on for 10 seconds or so because I hit the wrong number on the remote.That's the extent of my watching that shit.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (9XBK2)

662 I had Tapper's ear....

and he did admonish me about bearing a nick.

He was sincerely impressed by my data on iranian intermediate missile capabilities BUT I fear did not pay it deference because to his J School trained mind my anonymity undermined my credibility.

***

Dang, dude.

The only conversation I ever had with tapper was when he got pissed off at me for referring to him as "Celebrity Journalist Jake Tapper".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (piMMO)

663 >> Affleck fucked that one chick in an uncomfortable place.


The broom closet at American Apparel.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (K3B0+)

664 655 CBD,

There's a reason your OB/GYN likely had a mild heart event in the OR on your delivery....

"what??!!!?"

beeeeeeeeep

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:51 PM (LRFds)

665 i still say Jennifer Garner is a tranny

***

I think she's beautiful but she needs to lay off the gym a little bit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:51 PM (piMMO)

666 I'm surprised Barack and Michelle didn't attend. And that Barry's mug wasn't seen on TV opining on the awards.


*****

When he found out there were no brackets to fill out he lost interest.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 24, 2013 09:51 PM (MhA4j)

667 would be good about now

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 24, 2013 09:51 PM (8sCoq)

668 i like when the Jaws music cuts intot he speech

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:51 PM (JSaqW)

669 Lifetime Achievement award for Herve Villachaize!


He never failed to live up to expectations.

Reached new heights in cinematic excellence.

Stood head and shoulders above his acting peers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 24, 2013 09:51 PM (qqZuQ)

670 Wait!

We're not supposed to use our real names?

Shit!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (GsoHv)




Clearly I didn't get that memo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

671 Yes.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:47 PM (GEICT)



Understood.

I'm watching the Walking Dead. Much more satisfying. More gore, but less vomiting.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 09:52 PM (CA2NO)

672
Chuck Woolery is funny as hell and pretty sharp when it comes toConservative issues.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken - Purveyor of Inconvenient Truths at February 24, 2013 09:52 PM (ZETiK)

673 Posted by: Seth McFarlane at February 24, 2013 09:50 PM (mCvL4)

Michelle actually looks nice in that pic. But wow, what a mouth.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 09:52 PM (6zgse)

674 I always have used my real name

Posted by: Jaquizz Julio N'Domekan Kaeperdinck at February 24, 2013 09:52 PM (Dll6b)

675 Who's the gay dude?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 09:53 PM (4cRnj)

676 I use a sock

Posted by: Dr. Fap at February 24, 2013 09:53 PM (MhA4j)

677 I'm watching the Walking Dead. Much more satisfying. More gore, but less vomiting.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 09:52 PM (CA2NO)




I'm not either. The wife chose to watch a "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" marathon.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:53 PM (GEICT)

678 travolta looks like he is back on Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:53 PM (JSaqW)

679 Unfortunately, Tobacco Road, you haven't broken your eyeglasses and you've got all the time in world!!!

Posted by: zombie rod serling at February 24, 2013 09:53 PM (ORGYc)

680 lay mizeralbas

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:54 PM (JSaqW)

681 All three of us.



http://t.co/D1DHE30y

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)


I'm a little late to this but.....OMG!....those girls are so cute!! Biteable cute!

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2013 09:54 PM (X6akg)

682 653
For your last meal you can choose only one:

a) two of those little cheez 'n crackers packs that comes with the little plastic spreading knife

b) one can of Beanie Weenies

c) one can of deviled ham (with the smiling devil on the package)

Posted by: soothsayer at February 24, 2013 09:49 PM (NLH1M)


I'd choose C, as long as it didn't mean I would go to hell.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2013 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

683 Chuck Woolery is funny as hell and pretty sharp when it comes toConservative issues.

***

I asked him when he was planning to run for office and his response was: You have got to be kidding? I am no good at lying.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:54 PM (piMMO)

684 Thanks Miss M. I'm so tired. I got nothin.

I just can't stand any more dresses and idiot libs self-aggrandizing over each other.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 09:54 PM (4Mv1T)

685 I'm a little late to this but.....OMG!....those girls are so cute!! Biteable cute!

***

All three are biteable cute!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:55 PM (piMMO)

686 I just watched a good documentary on DVD: Samsara. Really beautiful photography.

Posted by: gp at February 24, 2013 09:56 PM (mk9aG)

687 new post up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2013 09:56 PM (piMMO)

688 I use a sock
You mean you're not a doctor?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2013 09:56 PM (ORGYc)

689 Imagine you're in a place where even the women suck their own cocks.
Hollywood? No, you just crossed the Twilight Zone

Posted by: Serling's Rod at February 24, 2013 09:56 PM (MhA4j)

690 I'm a little late to this but.....OMG!....those girls are so cute!! Biteable cute!

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2013 09:54 PM (X6akg)



Haha. Thanks. I told chique d'afrique that I'd try to get a couple more up later.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)

691 Chicago was the worst movie to win Best Picture
next to Ordinary People, Crash, the Artist, Titanic, Shakespeare in Love, American Beauty.......

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 09:56 PM (JSaqW)

692 AtC, in a weird coincidence, I, one of your faithful but invisible subjects, watched Oldboy today. I thought it was fantastic - quite bizarre which I gather most Korean films are - but also gripping. It had humor, romance, suspense, oh - and also a giant ANT. I know how you feel about spiders but am unclear on your feelings about ants, especially giant ones. Luckily, the giant insect only appears for a few seconds and the film doesn't have a lot of these types of scenes. Anyway I'd highly recommend the film! Respectfully submitted.

Posted by: jeannebodine at February 24, 2013 09:57 PM (x0dlI)

693 662 NDH,

I was very flattered....I posted "a lot." But Richard Grenell and i really did have Tapper's ear and attention with regards to the outright lies on Benghazi and iran the administration campaigned on, no joke. I am not egotistical enough to think that my entry into Tapper's rolodex was not mostly because I was being used by grenell on researching Iranian military capability and making the case from an FM 3-24 standpoint on the structural flaws of Obama's drone wars MB enabler air game and I *did* make real, well written, decent cases.

I am not being cocky and I am absolutely not falsely elevating myself to a strata of punditry I do not have right to claim, I wrote as here a lot of stuff in my shorthand style that is far too cryptic on Twitter, BUT I suspect perhaps what we need to do is have a distributed series of tasks for a semi-organized empowerment of our social media all stars to better use and coordinate our strengths as right-leaning minds.

We all have a part to play, and I am not fit to carry Ace or IowaHawk's jockstrap but were i called upon by either to "build me a case with links and supporting underlying thesis on *x* probably could help give our best wits wickedly focused rants ala Steyn.

At any rate this was rather more than ~240 characters, and part of my flaw as a twatter.

NDH please bear in mind sincerely I bear you no ill will and am not dickish enough to be as egotistical as i may seem.

regards,
sven

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 09:57 PM (LRFds)

694 "Beavis and Butt-head Do America XVII" wins!

Posted by: Thorvald at February 24, 2013 09:58 PM (1V6Pv)

695 >>>Unfortunately, Tobacco Road, you haven't broken your eyeglasses and you've got all the time in world!!! Posted by: zombie rod serling

Andy C, you have clearly read the script.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 24, 2013 09:59 PM (4Mv1T)

696 #684 Not watching the show, as I detest these people.

The dress thing is a female interest, which I don't expect most guys to understand. It's nice that thee was a thread for us, since every weekend there are football and racing threads and such.

I find it interesting that these actresses, which often see fit to tell us how to think because they are so much smarter than us average folk, do not have the sense to know what colors and styles would make them look better. I mean, their JOB is to look good on camera, right? So why in the hell do they show up in these hideous outfits? And not all, but a lot of them ARE hideous!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 10:00 PM (GoIUi)

697 695 Tobacco Road,

finally finally it's not fair!!!!

You know Rod Serling would be an evil reichwanger in Horrywood's estimation now....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)

698 Hugh Jackman likes to sing and dance a little too much for my liking.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 10:02 PM (4cRnj)

699 Remember, Anne Hathaway is the one who wore no panties getting out of a limo, then acted offended when the paps took pics... Makes me think she realizes how not pretty she is, so to get attention, she shows stuff.

Posted by: Baldy at February 24, 2013 10:02 PM (opS9C)

700 So why in the hell do they show up in these hideous outfits?

*****
Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

Posted by: Oddball at February 24, 2013 10:03 PM (MhA4j)

701 "Chicago was the worst movie to win Best Picture" Crash was way worse than Chicago. At least Chicago had some eyecandy. Crash was downright insulting.

Posted by: gp at February 24, 2013 10:03 PM (mk9aG)

702 notice they refuse to show Anne Hathwaway's bust...

only thing worth watching.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2013 10:03 PM (LCRYB)

703 egads, the Les Miz cast number is brutal

Posted by: Dr Foistus at February 24, 2013 10:04 PM (+kznc)

704 Hugh Jackman likes to sing and dance a little too much for my liking.



Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 10:02 PM

****

His real name is Morton Crankfondler

Posted by: Oddball at February 24, 2013 10:04 PM (MhA4j)

705 703 Ace,

God bless you sir.....

no seriously my wife has a bit of a lust thing for Ms Hathaway.....

Ace you ever decide you need a caddy on Twatter for research cases you give me a holler when/if I hop back on....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:04 PM (LRFds)

706 She has on a different dress, ace. LOL

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 10:04 PM (mjR67)

707 Remember, these are the people who STILL defend Roman Polanski.

Posted by: zsasz at February 24, 2013 10:05 PM (MMC8r)

708 #700 HA! One of my all-time favorite movies: Kelly's Heroes!

It has Clint Eastwood AND Don Rickles!

And the best scene ever, where Carroll O'Connor as the general listens to the radio and acts like he's listening to a football game!

One of the few movies we actually bought!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 10:05 PM (GoIUi)

709
Affleck fucked that one chick in an uncomfortable place.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2013 09:47 PM (6J9cZ)


Are we talking geographically, or anatomically?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 10:05 PM (IDSI7)

710 like any number of bad SNL skit parodies

Posted by: Dr Foistus at February 24, 2013 10:05 PM (+kznc)

711 I will never understand the popularity of musicals. The whole concept makes me cringe and want to slap the participants.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:07 PM (MRw0g)

712 711 Peaches,

Heh I was a choir boy believe it or not...

Musicals done well are a work of art and as Jesus said, "Goddamnit getting a good musical is a lot like Stephen hawking trying to thread the eye of a needle...."

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:09 PM (LRFds)

713 I'm with Dana and NDH on this issue. No one ever won if they never played the game. Patton said "Rommel you magnificent bastard, I read your book, not "I ain't reading no Kraut crap"

Hollywood doesn't blatantly say "Dems good, Republicans bad", they say it with subtle messages and stereotypes. It's not really that hard if one has screenwriting talent. You don't say "Republicans good, Dems bad", you show conservatives in a positive light that smashes stereotypes, just like the way Hollywood did with gays

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 10:09 PM (mCvL4)

714
711 I will never understand the popularity of musicals. The whole concept makes me cringe and want to slap the participants.
Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:07 PM (MRw0g)


South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is the greatest musical. Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker!!! You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle Fucker!

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 10:10 PM (GULKT)

715 Oh, please no.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 10:10 PM (4cRnj)

716 "Chicago was the worst movie to win Best Picture" Crash was way worse than Chicago. At least Chicago had some eyecandy. Crash was downright insulting.
Posted by: gp at February 24, 2013 10:03 PM (mk9aG)

they both sucked

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 10:10 PM (JSaqW)

717 Am looking at the Red Carpet photos on Moviefone. So far, a surprising number of the women's dresses DON'T look g-dawful. The worst I've seen thus far is Kristen Stewart. Honey, when you've got no chest to speak of, don't wear a dress that depends on a chest to make it look good. Kay?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:11 PM (CA2NO)

718 No disrespect intended for fans of the musical genre, obviously lots of people enjoy the crap out of that crap.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:11 PM (MRw0g)

719 ann hathaway reminds me of Moochelle.

both are ugly but the media constantly portrays them as beautiful

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 10:11 PM (JSaqW)

720 Shockingly Nicole Kidman isn't wearing a hideous pastel gown that makes her look like a washed out old woman. And her hair actually looks like she tried to do something with it instead of just pulling it back in a tight ponytail that turns her face into a skeletal horror show.


I'm shocked.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:12 PM (CA2NO)

721 Wow. I guess we're all just going to pretend that Les Miserables didn't suck and wasn't the worst movie-musical in decades.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2013 10:13 PM (WWuYG)

722 Master of the house... doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm. Tells a saucy talk; loves to make a stir; everyone appreciates a... uh, never mind.

Posted by: george costanza at February 24, 2013 10:13 PM (ORGYc)

723 Hollywood doesn't blatantly say "Dems good, Republicans bad", they say it with subtle messages and stereotypes. It's not really that hard if one has screenwriting talent. You don't say "Republicans good, Dems bad", you show conservatives in a positive light that smashes stereotypes, just like the way Hollywood did with gays
Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 10:09 PM (mCvL4)


You do realize though that even if you do that subtlety, the MSM will still accuse you of doing blatant "Republicans good, Dems bad!"

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 10:13 PM (GULKT)

724 Wow, best sound didn't go to sounds of the ocean. An upset.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 10:14 PM (4cRnj)

725 The worst I've seen thus far is Kristen Stewart. Honey, when you've got no chest to speak of, don't wear a dress that depends on a chest to make it look good. Kay?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:11 PM (CA2NO)

And at least try to pretend you have an actual personality.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 10:14 PM (6zgse)

726 711 I will never understand the popularity of musicals. The whole concept makes me cringe and want to slap the participants.

the exception was Cabaret where the numbers were on the sage in the Caberet except for the BeerGarten scenen- which was one of the most powerful in cinema history

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 10:14 PM (JSaqW)

727 720 MWR,

yes but Ms Kidman is on the vaunted Ms 10077 "yes I'd happily watch you screw her" list.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:15 PM (LRFds)

728
But, but...."Everyone should get an Award"
Or so the Leftists have been telling us.

So then, 'Everyone should get an Oscar'...right?

Posted by: wheatie at February 24, 2013 10:15 PM (eyJSG)

729 Alas, if onlySeth MacFarlane could've ripped Oscar skit ideasoffof theSimpsons...

Posted by: Ernie McCracken - Purveyor of Inconvenient Truths at February 24, 2013 10:15 PM (ZETiK)

730 I like musicals. I liked Les Miserables even if the singing did make it a little slow. And did those actors do a fantastic job of singing or what.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 10:15 PM (6zgse)

731 Jennifer Lawrence's gown is pretty until the knee. Then it looks like she's standing in an exploded meringue.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:16 PM (CA2NO)

732
725 The worst I've seen thus far is Kristen Stewart. Honey, when you've got no chest to speak of, don't wear a dress that depends on a chest to make it look good. Kay? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:11 PM (CA2NO) And at least try to pretend you have an actual personality.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 10:14 PM (6zgse)


Snow White and the Huntsman - The movie for that small group of people that think Kristen Stewart is better looking than Charlize Theron.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 10:17 PM (GULKT)

733 730 Chique D'ASfrique,

Yeah I have to admit Les Miz is probably the one flick I did not see in the Popcorn Haus that I am tempted to get....

my ex looked a lot like Cosette.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:17 PM (LRFds)

734 And at least try to pretend you have an actual personality.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 10:14 PM (6zgse)



Unfortunately she's such a poor actress, this IS her pretending to have a personality.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:17 PM (CA2NO)

735 #730 so long as you exclude Russel Crowe and Anne Hathaway. And Helena Bonham Carter. And a few more if I put my mind to it.

No, it was not a well-cast movie IMHO.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2013 10:18 PM (WWuYG)

736
729 Alas, if onlySeth MacFarlane could've ripped Oscar skit ideasoffof theSimpsons...
Posted by: Ernie McCracken - Purveyor of Inconvenient Truths at February 24, 2013 10:15 PM (ZETiK)


So is anyone tweeting "I bet Seth wishes Matt Groening had gotten to host the Oscars first"

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 10:18 PM (GULKT)

737 #713 kdabear, I am 64. My job is to remember how things used to be, which you young people cannot.

If you want to watch the Oscars and hope that knowing who won makes you relevant with the libs around the water cooler, have at it! My personal opinion is that if they know you are a conservative, they will ignore your opinion or mock you. However, I could be wrong, so have at it!

I, however, choose to spend my time reminding people that one of the biggest Oscar winners of all time was "Ben-Hur, A Tale of the Christ" starring that evil conservative Charleton Heston.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 10:19 PM (GoIUi)

738 MWR, Nicole said on the red carpet that Keith picked the dress. Finally, he has managed to smack some sense into her. She can be so stunning, it's a mystery why she so frequently chooses not to.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:20 PM (MRw0g)

739 Kristen Stewart has the worst case on man-face I've seen since Rumer Willis and Lisa Marie Presley. I am genuinely confused by anyone who declares her beautiful.

Oh yeah, and being built like a dude doesn't help with her man-face either.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2013 10:20 PM (WWuYG)

740 I like musicals. I liked Les Miserables even if the singing did make it a little slow. And did those actors do a fantastic job of singing or what.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 10:15 PM (6zgse)



I havent seen the movie, though I have listened to the soundtrack (love "Les Mis," so of course I had to hear the music!). I think they all did an amazing job... except for Russell Crowe. Man. When you've listened to some of the greatest voices in musical theater sing the part of Javert, and then you hear Crowe...


Just, no.


Alas, because "Stars" is such an amazing song.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:21 PM (CA2NO)

741 Kristen Stewart is pretty awful. Maybe if she developed a facial expression other than a sneer, that might help a little.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:21 PM (MRw0g)

742 MWR, Nicole said on the red carpet that Keith picked the dress. Finally, he has managed to smack some sense into her. She can be so stunning, it's a mystery why she so frequently chooses not to.
Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:20 PM (MRw0g)



Oh, thank GOD. And thank you, too, Mr. Urban!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:22 PM (CA2NO)

743 711
I will never understand the popularity of musicals. The whole concept makes me cringe and want to slap the participants.


Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:07 PM

I love the old musicals. Yes, I'm straight

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 10:23 PM (mCvL4)

744 cesar romero wins

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 10:23 PM (JSaqW)

745 743 KBDaBear,

I'm beginning to wonder about myself...

I have to admit I was suddenly inspired to start singing showtunes at the gunshow this morning....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:24 PM (LRFds)

746 Who's the gay dude?

Hollywood.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 10:24 PM (PQgoW)

747 Kristen Stewart is pretty awful. Maybe if she developed a facial expression other than a sneer, that might help a little.


Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:21 PM (MRw0g)


I hate judging a person's personality just based on their looks, but darn it, I take one look at Kristen Stewart and I just KNOW she's got the warmth and sense of humor of a sea squirt.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:24 PM (CA2NO)

748 Yeah, he's a fantastic actor but he didn't sing too good. But they aren't singers by profession. I was still impressed.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 10:24 PM (6zgse)

749 yes but Ms Kidman is on the vaunted Ms 10077 "yes I'd happily watch you screw her" list.....

Shouldn't that be the "You can play with her but only if I get to join in" list?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 10:26 PM (PQgoW)

750 749 Colorado Alex,

I can neither confirm nor...oh wait DADT is gone...

"yes'

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:27 PM (LRFds)

751 ONT is up.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2013 10:28 PM (ORGYc)

752 737
#713 kdabear, I am 64. My job is to remember how things used to be, which you young people cannot.

If
you want to watch the Oscars and hope that knowing who won makes you
relevant with the libs around the water cooler, have at it! My personal
opinion is that if they know you are a conservative, they will ignore
your opinion or mock you. However, I could be wrong, so have at it!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 24, 2013 10:19 PM

I'm 56 next week, so thanks for attributing you to me

I've found through living in Blue states most of my life is to first get folks to be OK with you, discuss things other than politics. Popular culture and sports is one way to do that. Let them know in subtle ways that you're not a liberal, be honest about it and most folks will be OK with it except for the hardcore lefties who eat, sleep, and shit politics

I also know not to die on hills that are trivial, and die on those that really count

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2013 10:28 PM (mCvL4)

753 I see George Clooney is again attempting a beard. *sigh* I've never understood why people find him so attractive, but I think we can ALL agree that the beard makes him look awful.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:29 PM (CA2NO)

754
747 Kristen Stewart is pretty awful. Maybe if she developed a facial expression other than a sneer, that might help a little. Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:21 PM (MRw0g)I hate judging a person's personality just based on their looks, but darn it, I take one look at Kristen Stewart and I just KNOW she's got the warmth and sense of humor of a sea squirt.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:24 PM (CA2NO)


One of my favorite lines in the Spoony Experiment's 90 minute review of Breaking Dawn Part 1 (right after "Its not a saga! Its about a horny chick that wants to fuck a vampire") is when one of the guys over skype refers to Stewart as a vacant eyed sociopath.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2013 10:29 PM (GULKT)

755 I can neither confirm nor...oh wait DADT is gone..."yes'

I think there's an understood exemption when it's two chicks in a threesome. Like a buddy of mine who was a sniper in the British Army once told me, "If there are two girls and one guy, it doesn't matter how straight they are, one girl is going down on the other."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 10:30 PM (PQgoW)

756 You know what else I found weird? Shirley Bassey used to be black.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:31 PM (MRw0g)

757 755 Colorado Alex,

yeah it also gets complicated on logistics when the gymnastics are done...

when married to one of the two you're going to get your brains blown out if you wind up holding the wrong one...

much as I enjoyed our misspent youth she has shown great restraint as we are raising a child.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:33 PM (LRFds)

758 You know, God bless Helena Bonham Carter. She is always among the worst dressed at any award ceremony, and she JUST DOESN'T CARE. She wears what she wants and fuck all y'all. I might think her fashion sense is suspect, but you've got to respect her choice to stick with the style.


Now, if she could just get Burton to brush his damn hair. And shave. And take off the stupid sunglasses.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:33 PM (CA2NO)

759 Bassey is a last name from where my dad was born.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 10:33 PM (6zgse)

760 758 MWR,

Ms Bonham Carter is why ball gags were invented....

she has nice eyes when she is faking an orgasm....

and were she as cute as Mystery men I'd be a lot more conflicted on my James Garanfalo hate

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:36 PM (LRFds)

761 i like shirley Bassy more

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 10:36 PM (JSaqW)

762 Jane Fonda's gown makes her look like an uncomfortably shaped ancient Egyptian sex toy made of lemons.

Good. *spits on her*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:37 PM (CA2NO)

763 her father was Nigerian, chique. I had to look her up, because I remember her being a woman of color and I was perplexed when she came out on stage.

Posted by: Peaches at February 24, 2013 10:37 PM (MRw0g)

764 Norah Jones' gown makes her look like she's entirely made of hips, with a squat little midget body on top. Who on earth told her that was a good look for her?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:41 PM (CA2NO)

765 Norah Jones' gown makes her look like she's entirely made of hips, with a squat little midget body on top. Who on earth told her that was a good look for her?

Gay men.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2013 10:42 PM (PQgoW)

766 You can't beat Brian Dennehy for belting out a Bond tune.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 10:43 PM (4cRnj)

767 766 Dr Spank,

well I was pretty impressed when he did this bit in Goldfinger...

http://youtu.be/Fy_PJODH3p0

I hear the gold paint almost killed him...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2013 10:45 PM (LRFds)

768 We had a show called Bassey and Company. It was hilarious.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 24, 2013 10:45 PM (6zgse)

769 Melissa McCarthy would look great in her gown if she didn't look like someone had wrapped her in a matte gray Hefty bag. Look, I'm not a size 2 either, but that doesn't mean you can't show off your shape a bit. Come on, MM! And WTH is the deal with the sleeves? I know that flabby upper arms aren't terribly attractive, but neither are THOSE monstrosities. You need to go with something more form fitting, and maybe translucent.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:45 PM (CA2NO)

770 Jesus H Christ that fat ugly ass black chick that looks like Michelle Obama's Wigless spawn with Nell Carter on the Oscar's backstage pass is fucking annoying. Bitch needs to shove another ham sandwich in her fucking mouth and shut the fuck up for 2 seconds. Fucking cow is just non stop diareah of the mouth.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 24, 2013 10:46 PM (+OTLF)

771 Jennifer Hudson looks gorgeous. Not digging the bangs, but the gown is a knockout.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:46 PM (CA2NO)

772 Do not fuck with Chariots of Fire. That's one of my favorite movies. Raiders is fun, CoD is beautiful, both cinematographically(?) and emotionally.

Posted by: Gem at February 24, 2013 10:47 PM (zw+pb)

773 Catherine Zeta Jones is, as always, stunning. What the hell she sees in that leftist dwarf of a hubby of hers I will never understand.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:48 PM (CA2NO)

774 Kristen Stewart is a picture of grace. Did she learn to walk by watching ducks?

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 10:48 PM (mjR67)

775 773
Catherine Zeta Jones is, as always, stunning. What the hell she sees in
that leftist dwarf of a hubby of hers I will never understand.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:48 PM (CA2NO)
They are in mid seperation. Divorce should happen by next year this time.Also, she is Bipolar medicated. The medication has the side effect of making you tolerate all kinds of shit i believe.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 24, 2013 10:49 PM (+OTLF)

776 Holy wow, Zoe Saldana looks GORGEOUS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:50 PM (CA2NO)

777 Catherine Zeta Jones is awesome. And Raiders is the best action film ever made.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 10:50 PM (4cRnj)

778 mcfarlane just gets worse minute by minute

Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 10:51 PM (JSaqW)

779 WTH is Amy Adams wearing as a skirt? Dear Lord.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:51 PM (CA2NO)

780 774
Kristen Stewart is a picture of grace. Did she learn to walk by watching ducks?


Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 10:48 PM (mjR67)
KStew showed up at the oscars with crutches.Rumor has it she was gunning for the sympathy vote with the crutches although she doesnt have any real reason to use them...she just figured all the KPat fans would be less likely to spit on her on the red carpet if they saw her walking with crutches as a juxtaposition to the image they still have of her putting her ankles behind her ears in that minicooper while her snow white director framed her box for the shot.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 24, 2013 10:52 PM (+OTLF)

781 It looks like Selma Hayek has had work done.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 10:52 PM (4cRnj)

782 Kristen Stewart is a picture of grace. Did she learn to walk by watching ducks?


Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2013 10:48 PM (mjR67)


*giggling*
I don't want to laugh, but....

*GIGGLING*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:52 PM (CA2NO)

783 mcfarlane just gets worse minute by minute


Posted by: Avi at February 24, 2013 10:51 PM (JSaq




They should just give up on having an actual host for the Oscars and have everything read by a computer in a Stephen Hawking-style voice. It'd be a helluva lot more entertaining.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:54 PM (CA2NO)

784 Jessica Chastain's gown would look better if it didn't look like the bodice was begging for more breast to fill it up. Ladies, straps are good. They're your friend. You're welcome to wear gowns that use them. Really.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 10:56 PM (CA2NO)

785 seriously seth macfarlane's career has been levitating on gas fumes for a while now, pure momentum... this is bad for him.

This would be good, though:

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/02/24/I-Want-to-Be-In-the-World

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2013 11:07 PM (LCRYB)

786 I don't want to say Kristin Stewart looked stoned but Keith Richards emailed me to ask "What's up with Kristin Stewart?"

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2013 11:08 PM (LCRYB)

787 I don't want to say Kristin Stewart looked stoned but Keith Richards emailed me to ask "What's up with Kristin Stewart?"





Posted by: ace at February 24, 2013 11:08 PM (LCRYB


lol!
Cheech and Chong just tweeted to say no one should be that stoned on national television.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 24, 2013 11:14 PM (CA2NO)

788 Obviously Rene Z needs to make an appointment with an optometrist tomorrow

Posted by: DrEvil at February 24, 2013 11:19 PM (RtYqd)

789 785
seriously seth macfarlane's career has been levitating on gas fumes for a while now, pure momentum... this is bad for him.


Posted by: ace at February 24, 2013 11:07 PM (LCRYB)

If you think the disaster on stage is bad, you should watch the backstage pass at oscar dot com.

You can pick one os siz channels to watch and they have that annoying cunt of a host and her metrosexual partner yapping non stop as the voice over for every channel.

Its like they are letting you know if you dont suffer through the shitfest on the mainstage you WILL SUFFER EVEN MORE with the verbal diarreah from the forth rate back stage hosts who are even more fucking annoying than an annoying fuck can possibly be.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 24, 2013 11:27 PM (+OTLF)

790 Jeremiah, three words: power off button.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 24, 2013 11:38 PM (IDSI7)

791 What. The. Fuck?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 11:53 PM (4cRnj)

792 I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THOSE ASSHOLES IN THE WHITE HOUSE EVEN DURING THE OSCARS!!!!
MY EYES! MY EYES!

Posted by: Biblio at February 24, 2013 11:54 PM (LNe4F)

793 I remember when Laura Bush did the Oscars.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2013 11:57 PM (4cRnj)

794 Shit. They have to inject politics into every frigging aspect of life? Is there no place we can go, no space unpolluted by this shit? What's next, their photos in churches and synagogs? Is there no aspect of our lives they will leave unmolested?

Posted by: VIvi at February 24, 2013 11:58 PM (JKza/)

795 Big Brother is watching you.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 24, 2013 11:59 PM (deaac)

796 FUCKING OBAMAS EVERY FUCKING WHERE!

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKSHIT FUCKERS.....FUCK OFF!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:01 AM (+OTLF)

797 Mrs. President Barky? In a fancy gown and bangs beloved by Chris Dorner?

LEAVE ME ALONE!

I'm never watching this again.

Posted by: PJ at February 25, 2013 12:06 AM (ZWaLo)

798 We will never be rid of that heinous ugly fat assed bitch of a lobsterzilla. For the rest of her unnatural life, the left will push her ugly twatface and bug eyes upon the rest of us as a form of brain torture while telling us how stunning the bitch is to break our moral and make us doubt our reality.

I am this close to praying to satan since clearly the other guy isnt going to do much about it.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 25, 2013 12:09 AM (+OTLF)

799 It's going to be agony when they leave office and have to get off the stage. I guess they'll be doing mall openings.

Posted by: vivi at February 25, 2013 12:15 AM (JKza/)

800 Kristen Stewart did a good job portraying Joan Jett in The Runaways. I haven't seen any of her other roles, but yeah, she always looks stoned, disinterested, and unglamorous in real life.

I guess the very worst bit of the night was the Melissa McCarthy/Paul Rudd thing where they pretended to be bad cartoon voice actors. It was like the two of them realized one-third of the way into the bit that it would not work, and they just gave up even trying, and let it lay there like a stinking dead fish.

Sound mixing problems all night.

Bad bad bad unflattering lighting on the stage where Gere/Zellweger/Zeta-Jones et al came out. RZ has never looked so bad; I felt so embarassed for her.

Posted by: gp at February 25, 2013 12:34 AM (mk9aG)

801 Hey you guys! OH my NOSE!!....

Posted by: Marcia Brady at February 25, 2013 07:45 AM (IJHzz)






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