The Obama Economy: A Stage Presentation (Niedermeyer's Dead Horse)

Whilst watching Trading Places, it occurred to me that we are all Louis Winthorpe III now: Our fortunes and our freedoms have been snatched from us in what seems to be no more than a cruel competition to drive us to the loony bin. A social experiment and we are the mice.

So, what's the name of this play in which we all star? What is the musical score? Who are the cast of characters? How will it all end?

My hope is that Obama ends up like the Duke brothers and we, the good guys, are toasting his demise from a warm, sunny place.

Sooner rather than later.

Update: Oh, and open thread!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:14 PM



Comments

1 The media will blame the Obama economy on Republicans.

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 08:17 PM (Tt6ky)

2 Lookin' good, Billy Ray!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 23, 2013 08:17 PM (Gmp2Z)

3 Sanford and Son, the play. Surrounded by junk, trying to come up with a few dollars to buy some ripple. And a catchy little tune to start everyday.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:17 PM (l86i3)

4 Two days in a row I get the first comment on a post and I can't write something witty?

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 08:18 PM (Tt6ky)

5 1 The media will blame the Obama economy on Republicans.
Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 08:17 PM (Tt6ky)

They've been doing this all along.

Posted by: Mindy at February 23, 2013 08:19 PM (gBOQE)

6 NDH- Bless you my sister. I thought we would all be lost forever....down below.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:19 PM (4Mv1T)

7 Two days in a row I get the first comment on a post and I can't write something witty?
Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 08:18 PM (Tt6ky)

You need Old Bull logic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:19 PM (l86i3)

8 Do-over!

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 08:20 PM (Tt6ky)

9 Since NDH put up this post, I guess she gets to play the part of Inga from Sweden.

Posted by: L, elle at February 23, 2013 08:20 PM (0PiQ4)

10 Let's put on a show!

Posted by: Mickey Rooney at February 23, 2013 08:21 PM (bAGA/)

11 >>>Lookin' good, Billy Ray!

Feelin' good, Winthorpe!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:21 PM (4Mv1T)

12 Do-over!


****

We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:21 PM (piMMO)

13 Is this Open Thread Season?

Or Sequestration Season?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2013 08:22 PM (J8Sr0)

14 Since NDH put up this post, I guess she gets to play the part of Inga from Sweden.

***

Please to help me vith my rucksack?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:22 PM (piMMO)

15 >>>I guess she gets to play the part of Inga from Sweden.

Capital idea!

How could the Horde not be down with that?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:22 PM (4Mv1T)

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 08:22 PM (Tt6ky)

17 The best thing about that show was JLC's perfect boobage.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:22 PM (l86i3)

18
Barack Obama, Tom Selleck and Steve Gutenberg star in
LOOK WHO'S LYING, NOW

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 08:23 PM (xF75i)

19
Serious guys?

This has been going on for generations, this slide into collectivism. Obama is more than just a "symptom" as some wise guys call it, but he is less than the total cause.

His racial identity and all the other populist claptrap he promotes and his not so obscured 'marxism', all prevent serious criticism or even honest criticism from the Mainstream Bullshit Newsmedia. This keeps a large faction of clueless or now commonly called 'low information voters' from realizing that he is working against their best interests.

Interesting that the academic idiot, Thomas Franks, who wrote the leftist polemic "What's the Matter With Kansas" about how these silly "middle Americans" were voting against their best interests, when they voted for the dreaded Republicans.

I guess they get the last laugh, becauese it appears that voting for Obama is definitely not voting for your best interests, unless you are a GS-14 or higher.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 23, 2013 08:23 PM (Md8Uo)

20
Barack Obama stars opposite Reggie Love in
BATHHOUSE RULES

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 08:23 PM (xF75i)

21
Crab or lobster? Why can't we have both?!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 23, 2013 08:24 PM (UrENZ)

22 >>>Or Sequestration Equestrian Season?

Watch out for the horse poo.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:24 PM (4Mv1T)

23 Theme song: End of All Hope -- Nightwish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grv3xC53wss

Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 08:24 PM (OQpzc)

24 Wasn't that little shit from Minnesota in that movie?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 23, 2013 08:24 PM (tB78p)

25 The politics of the sequester, in one Dilbert cartoon: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1994-02-26/

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 08:25 PM (Tt6ky)

26
>>Wasn't that little shit from Minnesota in that movie?<<

He and James Belushi, both.
You know James, he's the funny Belushi.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 08:25 PM (xF75i)

27 >>>The best thing about that show was JLC's perfect boobage.

They were the 8th and 9th wonders of the world, at that time in history.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:26 PM (4Mv1T)

28 The role of Michelle Obama will be played by Tyler Perry.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:26 PM (piMMO)

29
Yeah, that little shit Al Franken had a typical idiot role in "Trading Places".

Hard. To. Believe.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 23, 2013 08:26 PM (Md8Uo)

30 What the hell just happened?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:26 PM (4Mv1T)

31 Deficit falls until 2006. In 2006 Democrats take both houses and control the budget after they take office in 2007. 2007 budget goes FREAKING HOG WILD, 2008 budget is withheld until after Obama takes office for fear Bush will not sign it.

Congress is responsible for spending, and can only be overriden by buth the President and Senate. Republicans took back the house in 2010 and the Democrat President and Senate have prevented a budget from reaching a vote since to maintain their freaking out of control spending.

To the journalists this is blasphemy of the highest order, and to low-information voters it is insane alien rocket science that can never be understood by any human being ever.

Bush +Republican congress reduce the deficit by something like 2/3 while fighting two wars. As useless as Republicans are, they do this.

Democrats bankrupted us.

I fucking hate Democrats.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 08:26 PM (bxiXv)

32
I ran across it too, after someone mentioned it on the prior thread. Had a couple good laughs except, Al Franken as an Amtrack employee with the gorilla, and Ronald Regan's picture on both of the Duke brothers desks. Implying RR condoned their behavior

Posted by: T-DUBYAH-D at February 23, 2013 08:26 PM (hhsyr)

33 I hope 0bama et als ends up like Beeks, duck taped into a gorilla suit

Posted by: Tom at February 23, 2013 08:26 PM (YzomE)

34 Pretty excited for tomorrow...going to the range with the Grumpy Grandma to look into getting a CHL. and a Barretta 92 FS and a P4

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 08:26 PM (jlm/B)

35 somehow I bet I don't get to sleep with a new fresh body that looks like JL Curtis did at the time.

Posted by: jc at February 23, 2013 08:27 PM (i8c5b)

36 "So, what's the name of this play in which we all star?"

one flew over proggtardia

Posted by: newrouter at February 23, 2013 08:27 PM (kfeRL)

37 Yeah, that little shit Al Franken had a typical idiot role in "Trading Places".

Hard. To. Believe.

***

Yep. Tending a gorilla and couldn't get that right.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:27 PM (piMMO)

38 Bad news for you, NDH is that you get stuck with Dan Aykroyd. Enjoy!

I gotta go look up movie quotes.

Posted by: L, elle at February 23, 2013 08:27 PM (0PiQ4)

39 NDH, did you just save my arse from the barrel??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:28 PM (4Mv1T)

40 The Obamas in 'Coming to America'

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:28 PM (piMMO)

41 NDH, did you just save my arse from the barrel??

***

Nope.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:29 PM (piMMO)

42
You know James, he's the funny Belushi.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 08:25 PM (xF75i)

~~~~only because John is dead

Posted by: Tom at February 23, 2013 08:30 PM (YzomE)

43 Trading Places was pretty liberal, of course. The whole point of the movie was that you could give a poor person a lot of money and he would begin to act like a rich person. This has, of course, been disproven by every lottery winner ever. You give a poor person a lot of money, and they will continue to display the same behavior that kept them poor in the first place. (Usually.)

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 08:31 PM (Tt6ky)

44 41 OSP: My Lord, that line fits to a tee!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 23, 2013 08:31 PM (tB78p)

45 Hate to tell ya, but we're more likely to be the guy stuck in the cage with Guerrilla.

Posted by: AD at February 23, 2013 08:31 PM (7jJS+)

46
see, I go for beer and a new thread pops up
I don't feel the love
therefore, when the cubbies win the world series I will be forced to gloat

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 08:31 PM (90a/X)

47 Trading Places was pretty liberal, of course. The whole point of the movie was that you could give a poor person a lot of money and he would begin to act like a rich person. This has, of course, been disproven by every lottery winner ever. You give a poor person a lot of money, and they will continue to display the same behavior that kept them poor in the first place. (Usually.)


***

Oh yeah, it had the eviiiiil rich guys, the convict who only needed a fair shake, the hooker with a heart of gold, still... I LMAO every time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:33 PM (piMMO)

48 At least I won a dollar...

Posted by: George Soros at February 23, 2013 08:33 PM (Vk2pI)

49 >>>42
NDH, did you just save my arse from the barrel??



***



Nope.


Well nobody visit post 27 without a flashlight, cause it emboldened, and unemboldened itself, all by itself. Here in Dixie, we call that a "Haint".

Cause there "haint" nothin' there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:34 PM (4Mv1T)

50 "Billy Ray Valentine: You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barrelled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.
Louis Winthorpe III: Why not?
Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause it's called assault with a deadly weapon, you get 20 years for that ****.
Louis Winthorpe III: Listen, do you have any better ideas?
Billy Ray Valentine: Yeah. You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.
Coleman: You have to admit, sir, you didn't like it yourself a bit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:34 PM (l86i3)

51 NDH

Let me see, you would be from Austria. Am I right?

Posted by: L, elle at February 23, 2013 08:34 PM (0PiQ4)

52 Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 08:31 PM (90a/X)

Ever hear "A Dying Cubs Fans Last Request"?

Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2013 08:34 PM (HtUkt)

53
54 no I haven't
do I want to?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 08:35 PM (90a/X)

54 The media will blame the Obama economy on Republicans.


There already doing that.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 23, 2013 08:36 PM (ZLffS)

55 It's pretty good...I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xBxZGQ1dJk

Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2013 08:36 PM (HtUkt)

56 Hey You Guys! (Are we still doing that?) grandparents have the kiddos tonight, so me and the hubby have a hot date tonight. We both plan on falling asleep in front of the TV by 9:30. Ahh, parenthood!

Posted by: Jmel at February 23, 2013 08:37 PM (9tSXa)

57 Let me see, you would be from Austria. Am I right?


***

Note the lederhosen.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:37 PM (piMMO)

58 Beef jerky time.

Posted by: teej at February 23, 2013 08:37 PM (QbxUg)

59 I call being Jamie Lee after she went legits

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at February 23, 2013 08:39 PM (Gk3SS)

60 Ok ....Beef Jerky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwGhldo_b5U

Posted by: BignJames at February 23, 2013 08:39 PM (HtUkt)

61 61 I call being Jamie Lee after she went legits

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at February 23, 2013 08:39 PM (Gk3SS)


Yeah, I was gonna call something there, but that would be presumptuous.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 08:40 PM (bxiXv)

62 JLC was a ginger with nice boobehs in that movie too. Yeah......

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 08:40 PM (jlm/B)

63 Beef jerky time.
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2013 08:37 PM (QbxUg)


CAN'T CHEW THIS! Do do do do dodo dodo

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:41 PM (l86i3)

64 That was a Ginger wig.

Posted by: teej at February 23, 2013 08:41 PM (QbxUg)

65 That was a Ginger wig.
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2013 08:41 PM (QbxUg)

I'm good with wigs, it's my fantasy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:42 PM (l86i3)

66 >>>That was a Ginger wig.

And I'm pretty sure those were stunt tits, but who's complaining?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:42 PM (4Mv1T)

67 She didn't age well.

Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 08:43 PM (OQpzc)

68
I would be happy to play the merkin of a young JLC.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 08:43 PM (AicSM)

69 I wish I could this. I gotta go. Hiya teej!

Posted by: L, elle at February 23, 2013 08:44 PM (0PiQ4)

70

I'm good with wigs, it's my fantasy.

How you doin'?

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Horsehair Landing Strip at February 23, 2013 08:44 PM (AicSM)

71 BTW, I never understood in that movie how Winthorpe just forgives the
butler. Eddie Murphy didn't even know he was stealing Winthrope's job
and didn't owe anything to him anyway. The butler on the other hand, completely f'ked him over. So, the guy would have lost his job. He's an old guy--presumably nearing retirement anyway. I also have to assume Winthrope considered him a friend.

He left Winthrope completely out to dry in order to work for the same employer for a few more years. He left Winthrope out to dry when he was the only person besides the Duke brothers who knew Winthrope was being stabbed in the back.

If anything, he'd have the first slot on my shit list...in fact, the first 10 slots.

Posted by: AD at February 23, 2013 08:44 PM (7jJS+)

72 His racial identity and all the other populist claptrap he promotes and his not so obscured 'marxism', ...

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch


He's not a Marxist. Not even a socialist. He doesn't give a shit if the 'underclass' is helped or hurt by his policies. Likewise his racial solidarity is an inch deep.

He is a malignant narcissist in a fascist mode. He incorporates the big biz who are willing to kiss his ring in order to create a supercharged graft system and to eliminate opposition.

He's a fascist. period.

Posted by: weft cut-loop ]/b] at February 23, 2013 08:44 PM (Ipj15)

73 Los Angeles county health officials have asked for federal assistance to analyze and contain an outbreak of tuberculosis within the city's homeless population, a spokeswoman for the county agency said Friday.

Los Angeles County Health Department spokeswoman Mabel Aragon said the agency is still in the process of confirming the number and type of TB cases in the county.

"The CDC is helping us with surveillance and statistic gathering," she said.


Them Illegals are bringing more than a rich cultural heritage.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:44 PM (l86i3)

74
Sigourney Weaver didn't age well but she was pretty damn hawt in the first Aliens. Even if she wasn't a ginger.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 08:46 PM (jlm/B)

75 The media will blame the Obama economy on Republicans.


There already doing that.
Posted by: puddleglum at February 23, 2013 08:36 PM (ZLffS)

Eventually 'Blame Bush/Blame Republicans' will become 'Blame Capitalism' and that one will have a much longer shelf life. You'll see.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 23, 2013 08:46 PM (XvrTA)

76 Hi L, elle
Bye L, elle

Posted by: teej at February 23, 2013 08:46 PM (QbxUg)

77 Them Illegals are bringing more than a rich cultural heritage.

***

It's a good thing we have superstars like Jenny McCarthy to protect us from evil vaccines.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:46 PM (piMMO)

78 Actually, JLC is still pretty hot. She has been on NCIS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:46 PM (l86i3)

79 Sigourney Weaver didn't age well but she was pretty damn hawt in the first Aliens. Even if she wasn't a ginger.

***

I think she looked her best in Working Girl.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)

80
>>Them Illegals are bringing more than a rich cultural heritage.<<

and it ain't all bathtub cheese and curb feelers.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 08:47 PM (AicSM)

81 OSP, I am STILL LMAO at the Winthorpe quote!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)

82 I know how it ends.

Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2013 08:47 PM (zPVBH)

83 Sometimes I look quite dignified sitting here silently with my hand holding up my chin and my finger crooked under my nose. What it really is is that I'm too intoxicated to speak.

Posted by: $5 crack whore at February 23, 2013 08:47 PM (BuSM8)

84 Preview of Coming Attractions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYJ5doz1ZVQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Never forget the world you live in was made by men who sacrificed and worked to make it possible, just like these men did here, and others have done before, are doing now, and will do in the future. We live in the world our forefathers made possible, just as we are building, or destroying, the world our progeny will live in.

Posted by: Soundtracks are us at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (FQPTb)

85 I hope to age as poorly as JLC. I still remember her as the Scream Queen from Halloween. That movie scared the heck out of me as a kid.

Posted by: no good deed at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (mjR67)

86 Weft- That is the most insightful depiction of the current occupant of the Oval Office I have read, to date.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (4Mv1T)

87
>>Actually, JLC is still pretty hot.

Yeah, but I don't have enough grey to pull it off.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (AicSM)

88
It's a good thing we have superstars like Jenny McCarthy to protect us from evil vaccines.
***
And the HuffPo.

I watched a video on their site by accident yesterday. I felt dirty afterwards

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (zPVBH)

89
It was Pimp vs. Pimp!

Police Capt. Chris Jones tells The Associated Press the vehicle was found Saturday afternoon at an apartment complex east of the Las Vegas Strip. It has been impounded as evidence.

Jones says police are looking for 26-year-old Ammar Harris in connection with the shooting early Thursday on the Strip. His arrest history in Las Vegas includes charges of kidnapping and pandering.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (6J6x7)

90
The name of this Play?

DEMOCRATS GONE WILD!
(Republicans Not Courageous {RNC})

Posted by: Meremortal at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (1Y+hH)

91 One of the best jokes in Galaxy Quest is Sigourney Weaver's ever lowering zipper and ever more ripped uniform

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (Gk3SS)

92 OSP, I am STILL LMAO at the Winthorpe quote!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)

When I saw it I knew, solid moron gold.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:49 PM (l86i3)

93 I hope to age as poorly as JLC.
***
Hottest woman/man in Hollywood today.

Posted by: Some Moron who studies medial oddities at February 23, 2013 08:49 PM (zPVBH)

94 Weft- That is the most insightful depiction of the current occupant of the Oval Office I have read, to date.


Posted by: Tobacco Road


Thankee, kind Sirrah or Madame. I aim to displease but the occasional notice is appreciated.

Posted by: weft cut-loop ]/b] at February 23, 2013 08:50 PM (Ipj15)

95 "The media will blame the Obama economy on Republicans."

But of course!

Which is why the House GOP should simply give Obama what he wants but only _on a short term time frame_.

I wish I had been the one to coin the phrase, and I can't remember who it was among the Morons who did, but Obama is a shit Midas when it comes to economics. Every economic plan Obama comes up with turns to shit.

So if things in the next 2-4 years are going to turn to shit, which they certainly are in the process of doing (hello recession!), would it not make sense for the GOP to position themselves in such a way as to make it clear even to the lowest of low information voters that it's not the GOP's fault?

This principle apparently escapes Boehner and McConnell.

Obama being re-elected is a bad situation for the GOP and the country. What do you do in a bad situation? Try to contain the losses and the damage while working to turn things around. Make smart short term tactical decisions to maintain your long term viability. Including making some short term sacrifices.

How do you do that with a re-elected Obama? Give him what he wants _with a built in sunset date_. As was done with... the original Bush tax cuts. Remember those? Liberals insisted that they have a built-in self-destruct date. Return the favor.

So: Obama wants a higher minimum wage? Give it to him. Tack on an extra buck on top of what he asked for. But just for the next two years with an option to renew for another two at that time.

Obama wants higher taxes on the "rich" earning over $250K? Give it to him. Hell, give him a slice of everything over $200K. But just for the next two years with an option for another two at that time.

Obama wants to further burden the economy and businesses with a huge pile of new federal regulations on every subject imaginable? Let him do two years' worth, et cetera.

Roll all of this up in one big package of legislation. Stick everything on the shit Midas's wish list into it. Then hold a giant press conference on the steps of the Capitol. With every Republican standing in ranks.

Say that while the GOP does not approve of these ideas of Obama's, and does not think they will work to the country's advantage, we are willing to give those ideas of Obama's a short term trial run, and that if those ideas of Obama's don't work, then IT IS THE FAULT OF THE PRESIDENT. Nail the colors to _his_ mast.

Because those ideas of Obama's will not work. And there will be no opportunity for the House GOP for two years at a minimum to pass any alternatives that will work, because Reid and Obama will block them. So, let the shit Midas work his magic, and make sure none of the resulting shit gets tracked onto the carpets on the GOP side.

I don't want two more years of economic stagnation and frustration and pain any more than the rest of you do, but fuck it, that's what we are in for. Focus now on getting the blame for the pain placed where it belongs, and on trying to set up 2014 as a midterm loss for the Democrats and the shit Midas. If the Dems ruin the economy even further between now and then, and lose the Senate, Obama becomes a much more contained problem than he is now.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2013 08:50 PM (gqT4g)

96 Republicans Not Courageous
___
Hey jerkoff, I looked Obama in the eye for at least three seconds before looking at his feet.

Posted by: John Boehner at February 23, 2013 08:50 PM (zPVBH)

97 Hey jerkoff, I looked Obama in the eye for at least three seconds before looking at his feet.
Posted by: John Boehner at February 23, 2013 08:50 PM (zPVBH)

That must have been when he jizzed in your hair.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:51 PM (l86i3)

98 doing now, and will do in the future. We live in the world our forefathers made possible, just as we are building, or destroying, the world our progeny will live in.
Posted by: Soundtracks are us at February 23, 2013 08:48 PM (FQPTb)

I almost felt bad for the young'uns, but then they voted overwhelmingly for obama, twice. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 08:52 PM (OQpzc)

99 The Winthorpe quote was rich.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 08:52 PM (jlm/B)

100 "The media will blame the Obama economy on Republicans."
***
When the economy was good under Clinton/Republican congress, it was Clinton's economy.

When the recession hit at the end of his term it was the Republican recession.

When the boom times happened in 02-06 or so, it didn't happen.

When the economy went in the toilet in 2008 under Bush/Democrat Congress it was Bush's economy.

Five years later we are still in a depression and with Obama and half of the Congress Democrats, it is the Republican's fault.

Ah, the State Media is consistent...isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2013 08:53 PM (zPVBH)

101 I fought the law (of gravity) and the law won.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2013 08:54 PM (qqZuQ)

102 I fought the law (of gravity) and the law won.
___
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 23, 2013 08:55 PM (zPVBH)

103 I feel dirty in that I've just given Dick's Sporting Goods money. I didn't know where else to get paintball canisters filled around here--much less at 8:30 on a Saturday night. I wanted to try out my new (and expensive) paintball canister->Soda Stream adapter and it works fine.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 23, 2013 08:55 PM (7xeJQ)

104
Posted by: Michelle Obama's Horsehair Landing Strip

oh dude
yuck

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 08:56 PM (90a/X)

105 SOON.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2013 08:56 PM (/1U3u)

106 74 Weft Cut Loop,

Well the evil N word from Dundledorf was as $ociali$t as Darth Shicklegruber needed to be comrade...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 08:58 PM (qKqJd)

107 Just got a postcard from the US Department of Agriculture: "Attention, Hispanic and Women Farmers and Ranchers, if you or someone you know believe that the US Department of Agriculture has improperly denied you farm loan benefits between 1991 and 2000 because you are Hispanic or female, you may be eligible to apply for compensation." WTF? If anyone was IMPROPERLY denied a loan, they should ask for compensation. Why is USDA advertising this to women and Hispanics? Racism/sexism much??????

Posted by: WTF at February 23, 2013 08:58 PM (mOAN5)

108 I always like to describe the Obama economy this way.

You make 25K. You and your wife spend 40k a year.
***
The wife just bought a big screen TV and a new car to "stimulate" the local economy.

You asked her to review what she would agree to cut in the family budget and she made you sleep on the couch. The new couch.

Now the bank is threatening to repossess the house.

Your wife's answer is you should work more hours and get a few more jobs. Or maybe you can sell the kids for some cash.

So...what do you do?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2013 08:59 PM (zPVBH)

109 Reject the troll, it does not want a conversation, it wants attention.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:59 PM (l86i3)

110 Saturday night. I wanted to try out my new (and expensive) paintball canister->Soda Stream adapter and it works fine.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 23, 2013 08:55 PM (7xeJQ)

Collaborator.

Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 08:59 PM (OQpzc)

111 108 embrace idiocy,

Yeah it's not like any special event happened in that span comrade...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 08:59 PM (qKqJd)

112
oh dude

The key to a good puppeht isthe first impression.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 08:59 PM (AicSM)

113 The show is called "Enjoy your Misery".

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 23, 2013 09:00 PM (GR1Sk)

114 It'd be interesting to see Republicans offer up an agreement to give Obama everything he wanted in his state of the union speech, but only for two years.

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 09:00 PM (Tt6ky)

115
111 So...what do you do?
beat the wife with a coat hanger!!!
what do I win?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:00 PM (90a/X)

116
>>Why is USDA advertising this to women and Hispanics? Racism/sexism much?<<

Because they already paid out over Billion to the black farmers in the Pigford Suit.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:01 PM (AicSM)

117 111 So...what do you do?
beat the wife with a coat hanger!!!
what do I win?
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:00 PM (90a/X)

Wire, wood or Plastic?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:01 PM (l86i3)

118 If you want a pimp movie with Dan Ackroyd, then you must watch him and Dr. Johnny Fever in 'Doctor Detroit.' The doctor is in and he has three hookers with hearts of gold to help him battle against Mom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2013 09:01 PM (J8Sr0)

119 Ah, the State Media is consistent...isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2013 08:53 PM (zPVBH)


Someone who will sleep with anyone is a slut.

Someone who sleeps with people for money is a whore.

Someone who will sleep with anyone but you is a bitch. And that's the MFM.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 09:02 PM (bxiXv)

120 So...what do you do?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2013 08:59 PM (zPVBH)

Collect the insurance money on the wife. Pay off the debt, and get an illegal alien mistress to move in to do laundry and such.

Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 09:02 PM (OQpzc)

121 112 Reject the troll, it does not want a conversation, it wants attention.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 08:59 PM (l86i3)


I could swear I heard that somewhere before...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 09:03 PM (bxiXv)

122 What is the musical score?>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 23, 2013 09:03 PM (qo244)

123 It was the Dukes! It was the Dukes!

Posted by: Trader Obarky at February 23, 2013 09:03 PM (vbh31)

124
Ran up the deficit rebuilding decimated defense and intelligencedepts after Clinton's cuts which led to....

Oh never mind.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 23, 2013 09:03 PM (1Y+hH)

125 "So...what do you do?"

File for divorce.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 23, 2013 09:03 PM (Gmp2Z)

126 What's the name of the production we're in?

Heheh... The Truman Show.

Posted by: Truman North poops on cute at February 23, 2013 09:03 PM (I2LwF)

127 The solution to running up the deficit is to quadruple out national debt.

Now watch this drive, bitchez!

Posted by: Emperor Barack I - Lion of Hyde Park, Keep of the Holy Sites of Harvard and Punahou at February 23, 2013 09:03 PM (QQGwr)

128 Hey OSP. If I miss GGE. Can you point him to this picture?
http://tinyurl.com/bbv7df3

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2013 09:04 PM (J8Sr0)

129 Doctor Detroit is one of those movies that makes no sense, but is still funny.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 09:04 PM (bxiXv)

130 Someone who will sleep with anyone is a slut.

Do we have any of these in stock right now?

Posted by: Punahou at February 23, 2013 09:05 PM (QQGwr)

131 What is the musical score?>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI

***

At least it has a rocking beat. It will make the labor in the gulags go by faster.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:05 PM (piMMO)

132 BTW, I got the kindle version of Amy Lynn from Amazon, and it is a pretty good read!

Posted by: WTF at February 23, 2013 09:05 PM (mOAN5)

133 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2013 09:04 PM (J8Sr0)


You betcha.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:05 PM (l86i3)

134 The politics of the sequester, in one Dilbert cartoon: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1994-02-26/

Read the comments. It's like a proto-HQ nerd fest.

Posted by: toby928 at February 23, 2013 09:05 PM (QupBk)

135 133 Bark I the Dogeater,

That's right if Boner & Bush were evil for ~260bn in deficit....adding 7 trillion in debt is just good sense

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 09:06 PM (qKqJd)

136 Was up till wee hours on the ONT and back up with the chickens. Can't hang like a youngster anymore.

Night 'rons and 'ettes.

I'm no longer good as I once was, but as good once as I ever was.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:06 PM (4Mv1T)

137 BTW, I got the kindle version of Amy Lynn from Amazon, and it is a pretty good read!
Posted by: WTF at February 23, 2013 09:05 PM (mOAN5)

Well thank you, When you are finished I would appreciate a review. They kind of notice those and it helps marketing. Thanks again.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:07 PM (l86i3)

138 136 Someone who will sleep with anyone is a slut.

Do we have any of these in stock right now?

Posted by: Punahou at February 23, 2013 09:05 PM (QQGwr)


I keep hearing stories, but I think they're mostly a myth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 09:07 PM (bxiXv)

139

Star Trek is on.

It's the OCCUPY episode, The Way To Eden

One. We are One.

Herbert?

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 23, 2013 09:07 PM (vyPsz)

140 Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:06 PM (4Mv1T)

N'ight TR

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:07 PM (l86i3)

141 Diplomad 2.0 has a great post up today. A little doomy n gloomy, but i like the reassurance that Im not the only one.

Posted by: ElKomandante at February 23, 2013 09:07 PM (pvMYE)

142 Night o TR

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 09:08 PM (qKqJd)

143 Obama's Satyricon

Posted by: praecisio at February 23, 2013 09:08 PM (SVZfy)

144 I keep hearing stories, but I think they're mostly a myth.

This calls for some serious research, perhaps a longitudinal study over 10 years or so.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:09 PM (QQGwr)

145

and a 'bitch' is a slut who will bonk everyone...

but you.

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 23, 2013 09:09 PM (yhYn1)

146
and a 'bitch' is a slut who will bonk everyone...

but you.

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 23, 2013 09:09 PM (yhYn1)


I've known a lot of Bitches :-(

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:09 PM (l86i3)

147 Add to the soundtrack:

http://www.youtube.com /watch?v=ducwJzzohhA

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 23, 2013 09:09 PM (Gmp2Z)

148 This calls for some serious research, perhaps a longitudinal study over 10 years or so.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:09 PM (QQGwr)


I'm up for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 09:10 PM (bxiXv)

149
Someone smarter than me correct me if I am wrong here....
Obama and his acolytes are shrieking about the coming economic apocalypse if the sequester (which he designed and pushed for) goes through...at $85 billion in decreased spending INCREASES in a proposed $3600 billion spending plan. Using my slide rule, this would mean that Obama is still planning on spending $3515 billion, meaning this is a 2.36% decrease in federal (borrowed money) spending.
Now, given that national defense is a constitutionally required federal duty, but welfare spending, presidential vacations, subsidized personal cell phones, $9 birth control pillsand government subsidies of green energy boondoggles to Obama cronies are most explicitly NOT constitutionally required federal duties, (just to name a few nonsensical democrat spending projects) it doesn't seem like a paltry 2.36% decrease in federal deficit spending would be all that hard to adjust to...except for the huge 900 pound political gorilla of insane democrat vote buying projects.
Now, Obama and his acolytes pushing all this Keynesian economic insanity upon our nation sure seem to all be rather personally well to do, which means (unless they just inherited all their money) that they have some grasp of basic economic principles. So if they understand finances enough to make themselves rich and not go into bankruptcy, how on earth can they be so blatantly stupid as to think that the nation can deficit spend itself into economic prosperity? If they are all so damned fire certain that deficit spending is the cure all for our country's dire economic woes, then why aren't they running their personal finances in such a manner?
At the risk of being called a deluded, paranoid nutjob, I dare call what Obama and the democrats are doing for what it is....TREASON.

Posted by: Babydoc at February 23, 2013 09:10 PM (OvPBa)

150
Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 23, 2013 09:07 PM (vyPsz)
__ ___ ___ _ ___ ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

The music in that one is hysterical.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 23, 2013 09:10 PM (1Y+hH)

151 149 embrace idiocy,

Yeah we've never ran a deficit in war before and every "wreckovery" has involved doubling the debt...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 09:11 PM (qKqJd)

152 Bush was a Socialist like Obama.


Posted by: Embrace Love and Reject Hate at February 23, 2013 09:08 PM (YPImW)

Yes, remember how Bush pushed for nationalized health care and higher taxes?Yep, exactly the same.

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 09:11 PM (Tt6ky)

153 I'm up for it.

First we must establish our control sample.

I'm happy to start sampling 'Ettes at this time.

For science, of course.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:11 PM (QQGwr)

154 Hey, I got a shout out up north, my first. *Snoopy Happy Dance*

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:12 PM (l86i3)

155 At the risk of being called a deluded, paranoid nutjob, I dare call what Obama and the democrats are doing for what it is....TREASON.

Posted by: Babydoc at February 23, 2013 09:10 PM (OvPBa)


Not so much paranoid as blandly obvious.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 09:12 PM (bxiXv)

156 You know, the Dukes make a cameo in Coming To America.

Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 09:12 PM (OQpzc)

157 It's hard to call it treason when most Americans support it.

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 09:13 PM (Tt6ky)

158
TREASON

Treason?
How does any of this affect Kenya?

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:13 PM (AicSM)

159 .TREASON.
Posted by: Babydoc at February 23, 2013 09:10 PM (OvPBa)

Preachin to the Choir my brother.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:13 PM (l86i3)

160 You know, the Dukes make a cameo in Coming To America.

***

Yes, and it was so clever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:13 PM (piMMO)

161
also hysterical is the goofy rhymes by Whatshisname Napier

I forgot his first name. He just died recently.

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 23, 2013 09:14 PM (39q3n)

162 So much racism. You blame Obama for everything. Not even Bill Clinton could have fixed the economy that Bush destroyed. Its all Bushes fault yet you racist haters just want to blame Barry cause his beautiful wife dresses so well and likes lobster.

So what! Is she supposed to eat spam and wear a potato sack?

Did you complain when Mrs Bush ate lobster? Did you get mad when she wore 6000 dollar coats? Did you complain when W knocked down the twin towers so he could invade Iraq for oil for his daddy? But you get upset cause Barack wants to golf a little?

At least Barack Got Bin Laden. Check me link for proof if you don't believe me.

And who cares if he was born in Kenya and his mama gave up his american citizanship in indonesian so he could get money for college...you haters dont know what its like to be born a poor black child and have to struggle like Barack did.

Barack Obama is the greatest president we have ever had and I dont care if he is muslim.

Posted by: Jordan at February 23, 2013 09:14 PM (+OTLF)

163 I vote to use the gingers as the control set. They must have stompy boots though.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 09:14 PM (P1Tw6)

164 Yes, remember how Bush pushed for nationalized health care and higher taxes?Yep, exactly the same.
Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 09:11 PM (Tt6ky)

Medicare Part D. Baby steps until The One showed up with unstoppable majorities.

Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 09:15 PM (OQpzc)

165 Bush was fiscally irresponsible.
***
Bush was that guy that spends his paycheck as soon as it comes in and doesn't save any money.

Obama is that guy on welfare that found a crack dealer who takes EBT cards.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2013 09:15 PM (zPVBH)

166 167 embrace idiocy,

Horseshit we deficit spent like mothrfuckers raised txes wrecked the domestic economy baked in a recession etc etc...

If Chimpy is "socialist" for 1/2 the new debt in double the time Bark is a commie

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 09:15 PM (qKqJd)

167 Bacon chocolate chip cookies are in the oven.

Posted by: Mama AJ, who has forgotten that "no gluten" stuff at February 23, 2013 09:16 PM (SUKHu)

168 Hey. I have a headache. And a new computer. I believe those two things are directly related to one another.

Posted by: Peaches at February 23, 2013 09:16 PM (MRw0g)

169 Did you complain when W knocked down the twin towers so he could invade Iraq for oil for his daddy?

***

This had damn well better be a sock.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)

170
>>Obama is that guy on welfare that found a crack dealer who takes EBT cards. <

Somewhere racist dogs are going crazy.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:17 PM (AicSM)

171 "Oh, I dreamed
I was Richard Pryor
Running on fire down the Sunset Strip"

http://tinyurl.com/ak66sh4

Posted by: redclay at February 23, 2013 09:17 PM (H9Q+3)

172 175
Bush was fiscally irresponsible.
***
Bush was that guy that spends his paycheck as soon as it comes in and doesn't save any money.

Obama is that guy on welfare that found a crack dealer who takes EBT cards.




Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2013 09:15 PM (zPVBH)
And waits for the mail man so he can steal your tax reimbursement check and cash it for that new 52 inch flat screen for his bohemian bungalo in his moms basement...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 23, 2013 09:17 PM (+OTLF)

173 OMFG people are so fucking stupid.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2013 09:17 PM (bxiXv)

174 Hey. I have a headache. And a new computer. I believe those two things are directly related to one another.
Posted by: Peaches at February 23, 2013 09:16 PM (MRw0g)

I'm sorry, and congrats. Want a swig of my daughters liquid pain killer left over from her oral surgery?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:17 PM (l86i3)

175

Charles Napier I think??

Posted by: soothie, now with exfoliating beads at February 23, 2013 09:17 PM (CXoSL)

176 171 I vote to use the gingers as the control set. They must have stompy boots though.

Excellent. I am embarrassed I didn't think of it.

You are hereby prompted to Senior Research Analyst.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (QQGwr)

177 Why do they make the computers so big, when the internet is still the same size as my old, small computer? This is not a rhetorical question.

Posted by: Peaches at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (MRw0g)

178 Bacon chocolate chip cookies are in the oven.

***

YUM!

Speaking of cookies, I tweeted this earlier:

Thank you, @NestleUSA , for the thoughtful warning on that package of cookie dough, but I think I'll take my chances.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (piMMO)

179 >>>Barack Obama is the greatest president we have ever had and I dont care if he is muslim. Posted by: Jordan

The Cat, in the Political Hat, is back.

Yea, not in bed asleep yet, but trying to get there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (4Mv1T)

180 >>Hey, I got a shout out up north, my first. *Snoopy Happy Dance*

I can't believe she didn't use your whole nic.

What's up with that???

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (SUKHu)

181 179 Peaches,

Well embrace idiocy's solutin is to support the guy who says you buy another and get brain cancer....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (qKqJd)

182 I vote to use the gingers as the control set. They must have stompy boots though.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 09:14 PM (P1Tw6)

Seconded! All in favor?

Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (Tt6ky)

183 What's up with that???
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (SUKHu)

Hey, Yeah, WTF IS up with that?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:19 PM (l86i3)

184 Okay, morons, friend of my brother (total O-tard) is convinced bammy is the best thing since sliced bread......and gives the usual "but booosh!" argument.

I keep saying: "If Bush was so fucking bad then wtf do you NOT LOATHE Obama?"

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 23, 2013 09:19 PM (Gmp2Z)

185
okay, enough of the stupid ginger crap
let me sum it up for you unwashed
BRUNETTES WITH LONG WAVY HAIR RULE!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:20 PM (90a/X)

186 I'm DVRing that moving right now. A rich benevolent african prince from a peaceful african nation, How incredibly FKN funny is that?

***

I'm watching it and, in the very beginning they have a wide shot of his palace. I couldn't help but wonder if he was a member of the ROP.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:20 PM (piMMO)

187
Why would you do that to Chocolate Chip Cookies?
I don't get the Bacon dessert fad. It's never good in desserts. Ever.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:20 PM (AicSM)

188
Reagan had a Democrat congress all eight years, but the nation added 20 million jobs in his administration.

This and 100 other reasons would prove that Obama is the failure, but our voters are simply too ignorant and uneducated to see.

Posted by: Die Trying at February 23, 2013 09:21 PM (w7J/R)

189 182 embrace idiocy,

I'll take stupidity doing half the damage over double the time....

More time to fix it or divorce

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 09:21 PM (qKqJd)

190 Damn you, Jeremiah.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:21 PM (piMMO)

191 Seconded! All in favor?
Posted by: JohnJ at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (Tt6ky)

I would like to amend the order to include garters, stockings and a tightly cinched corsette.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:21 PM (l86i3)

192 175Bush was" fiscally irresponsible". Wasn't that a Robert Palmer song? heh.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at February 23, 2013 09:22 PM (hhsyr)

193 Only 3 more years and 11 months and that cocksucking mother fucker will be out of office.

Of course, plenty could happen between now and then....including an executive order that bypasses the rest of the constitution including the 22nd amendment.

You know...having Obama as president for 30 years instead of just 8 might actually be the best thing for this country.

An entire generation living under him can do for american what living under the Ayatollah's regime did for Iran.

I look forward to the misery.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 23, 2013 09:22 PM (+OTLF)

194 200 embrace idiocy,

Yes Luap Nor when my son has a tummy ache I blow his head off...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 23, 2013 09:23 PM (qKqJd)

195 Damn, Thorton and Benn just had an awesome tilt.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:23 PM (AicSM)

196 Posted by: Jordan at February 23, 2013 09:14 PM (+OTLF)

Now...that's just over the top for a Jordan sock. He usually tries to come across as reasonable. Now that post is just a willful disregard of logic, economics, psychology, and history.

It's like a perfect storm of suck. If you're going to do a sock, you there's an art to it. You need just enough, but not too much, frothing at the mouth, without going full retard.

It's hard, that's why so few people are good at it. You're going to have to bring your A game next time. The problem with that post is that you went full retard too early.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:23 PM (QQGwr)

197 Fiscally Irresponsible, theres no telling where the money went!!!1111!!!1

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at February 23, 2013 09:24 PM (hhsyr)

198 203
Damn you, Jeremiah.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:21 PM (piMMO)
I got that liberal nutjob logic down pat bro.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 23, 2013 09:24 PM (+OTLF)

199 It's hard, that's why so few people are good at it. You're going to have to bring your A game next time. The problem with that post is that you went full retard too early.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:23 PM (QQGwr)


You are correct, I don't even try. I think some are born with the sock gene.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:25 PM (l86i3)

200 Yea- NDH pegged it. I thought it was Political Hat. It be Jeremiah, I do believe.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:25 PM (4Mv1T)

201 I was born a poor black child...

Posted by: Navin Jordan at February 23, 2013 09:26 PM (vbh31)

202 It's hard, that's why so few people are good at it.
You're going to have to bring your A game next time. The problem with
that post is that you went full retard too early.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:23 PM (QQGwr)
You clearly have never spent time with liberals in NYC once they start drinking.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 23, 2013 09:26 PM (+OTLF)

203 Did you complain when W knocked down the twin towers so he could invade Iraq for oil for his daddy?

___
MUHAAHAHA. Just wait until you see what I make you dream tonight if you forget to put on your aluminum foil helmet!!!!

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 23, 2013 09:27 PM (zPVBH)

204 Hahahaha... Brunettes with long wavy hair? No sir! Big chested red heads who own liquor stores.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 09:27 PM (EYfcP)

205 The inventor of Funemployment and Funlough can't be blamed. How can you blame someone who did nothing (worthwhile) ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 23, 2013 09:27 PM (e8kgV)

206 He's a fascist. period.
Posted by: weft cut-loop ]/b] at February 23, 2013 08:44 PM (Ipj15)

west cut-loop, that is the JEF to a tee!

I had the television on for a few minutes this morning. I had local news because of conflicting forecasts on storm this weekend. One had clip of M Obama, that is a wig!

Posted by: CarolT at February 23, 2013 09:28 PM (z4WKX)

207 MUHAAHAHA. Just wait until you see what I make you dream tonight if you forget to put on your aluminum foil helmet!!!!

Bring it. I don't care what it is, as long as you throw in Kate Upton on a trampoline.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:28 PM (QQGwr)

208 Doctor Detroit

adjustments to the human spine @7:18

http://tinyurl.com/ah99cbn

busy hammers @5:30

Posted by: DaveA at February 23, 2013 09:28 PM (6YLIm)

209 I don't want to see the republicans do any more than Obama demands, because no matter what the sunset window is, it'll never sunset.

We need a new class of republican leadership.

Posted by: Truman North poops on cute at February 23, 2013 09:29 PM (I2LwF)

210
220 who own liquor stores.
now that's not fair

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:29 PM (90a/X)

211 Just got back from the corner market. Guy in front of me bought a bunch of junk food with his Oregon Trial Card (our version of food stamps). Then bought a carton of cigarettes and a case a beer with "his" money.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 23, 2013 09:29 PM (SkyIE)

212 >>>Big chested red heads who own liquor stores.

We ARE talking about women here.

Right?

NTTAWWT. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:29 PM (4Mv1T)

213 It's all about labels and brands and popularity, isn't it...peer pressure and groupthink.

Fuckin democrap-media-cult bs.

Bammy and co. has perfected the art of smear campaigning.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 23, 2013 09:29 PM (Gmp2Z)

214 >>Why would you do that to Chocolate Chip Cookies?

I like the salty sweet combo.

Used to love choc covered pretzels. Now the only "sweet" I eat regularly (like once every week or two) is Godiva Dark Chocolate with Sea Salt.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 23, 2013 09:29 PM (SUKHu)

215 Okay, I must say, End of the World on SciFi is quite awesomely hilarious. I am deeply jealous that I didn't write this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 23, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)

216
>>Then bought a carton of cigarettes and a case a beer with "his" money.<<

Did you rob him in the parking lot?

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:30 PM (AicSM)

217
216 Love and Optimism is the key to defeat he Democrats. Hate and resentment feeds into the Democrats propaganda

blah blah blah

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:30 PM (90a/X)

218 Tax revenues are now high than at the peak of the "Bush Boom", but for some reason the deficit is still about twice as large.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 23, 2013 09:30 PM (e8kgV)

219 Embrace Love and Reject Hate: Love and Optimism is the key to defeat he Democrats. Hate and resentment feeds into the Democrats propaganda.

To not embrace hate!




I'm still digging that scorpion pit for Caltard Democrats.

Scorpions need love too.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 23, 2013 09:31 PM (wYVte)

220 The Cat, in the Political Hat, is back.

Yea, not in bed asleep yet, but trying to get there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (4Mv1T)


ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: The Psychedelicat in the Political Hat at February 23, 2013 09:31 PM (Vk2pI)

221 HOLY HELL!


http://tinyurl.com/ag3723z

Check out that Linebacker in Drag!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 23, 2013 09:32 PM (+OTLF)

222 I would like to amend the order to include garters, stockings and a tightly cinched corsette.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:21 PM (l86i3)

Point of order. Corsets and thigh high leather hip boots are under represented on this blog. I would put forward a proposal to remedy this blatant discrimination.

Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 09:32 PM (OQpzc)

223 Somebody piss on raykon please.

Posted by: toby928 at February 23, 2013 09:32 PM (QupBk)

224
>>I like the salty sweet combo.

Sea Salt Caramels. I have no defense.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:32 PM (AicSM)

225 Posted by: Embrace Love and Reject Hate at February 23, 2013 09:30 PM (YPImW)

I take it that you're missing the irony there, huh?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 23, 2013 09:32 PM (QQGwr)

226 When they brought you in here, on this blog, you were crying like a pussy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2013 09:32 PM (qfSUT)

227 A ginger for the ronettes, cause I'm not that way.

http://tinyurl.com/ba24thz

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:33 PM (l86i3)

228 Embrace Love and Reject Hate: When you have opponents who are hateful, its easy to demonize people.

When you have opponents that are hateful, coldly and dispassionately destroy them.

To the ground!

Posted by: Kristophr at February 23, 2013 09:33 PM (wYVte)

229
Point of order. Corsets and thigh high leather hip boots are under represented on this blog. I would put forward a proposal to remedy this blatant discrimination.
Posted by: Ook? at February 23, 2013 09:32 PM (OQpzc)

Wait - this stage production is burlesque?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 23, 2013 09:33 PM (53riN)

230 Re SyFy, I missed the end of Meteor Storm. Did we destroy the asteroid made of unbinilium?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2013 09:33 PM (qfSUT)

231
235 Tax revenues are now high
sorry IRB but you have hit the "oh shit, joe's drunk and ready to rant button"
TAXES ARE NOT FUCKING REVENUE!!!! IT'S A PENALTY FOR PRODUCTIVE PEOPLE!!!
pant pant

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:34 PM (90a/X)

232 Sean Bannion: I take it that you're missing the irony there, huh?



Irony? I can beat them to death with an iron, I suppose.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 23, 2013 09:34 PM (wYVte)

233
>>Scorpions need love too.<<

Ask and ye shall receive-
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y

Posted by: SCORPIONS at February 23, 2013 09:34 PM (AicSM)

234

Update: 2 spectators hurt in Daytona crash listed in critical but stable condition, hospital says - @cnnbrk

__ __ ___ ___ _ ____ ___ ___ ___ ___


Well, it's something. Hope they recover fully.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 23, 2013 09:35 PM (1Y+hH)

235 DOOM!

It's the reign of FDR deja vu all over again.

Did you see the facebook post about the econ professor that FAILED an entire class?


Posted by: Al at February 23, 2013 09:35 PM (V70Uh)

236 I just found a couple of old Tic-Tacs in the couch cushions. Like really old.



I think I'll take them on "Pawn Stars" and see if I can get $10,000 for them.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2013 09:35 PM (qqZuQ)

237 Embrace teh suck

Posted by: Navin Jordan at February 23, 2013 09:35 PM (vbh31)

238 I'm trying to think of a reason NOT to get drunk tonight. And not doing very well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 23, 2013 09:35 PM (xjpRj)

239 254: That, and this set of electrodes.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 23, 2013 09:35 PM (wYVte)

240 I think I'll take them on "Pawn Stars" and see if I can get $10,000 for them.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2013 09:35 PM (qqZuQ)

First give them a piece of cat shit in a tootsie roll wrapper. Then they might want em.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:36 PM (l86i3)

241 189 Why do they make the computers so big, when the internet is still the same size as my old, small computer? This is not a rhetorical question.

Posted by: Peaches at February 23, 2013 09:18 PM (MRw0g)


So you can see more of it at once.

Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2013 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

242
241 I would like to amend the order to include garters, stockings and a tightly cinched corsette.
I disagree, knee high boots, a bikini, and a leather jacket is all that is needed
and no, you guys don't get to see that picture...its the one I carry in my wallet for good luck
I do believe AtC got to see it years ago

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:37 PM (90a/X)

243 The most hateful, selfish people I've ever met have called themselves Democrats.

I almost feel sorry for them because they just don't realize they've been played by their masters.

But I don't actually feel sorry for them because they're usually so smug and confident in their ignorance.


Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 23, 2013 09:37 PM (Gmp2Z)

244 Why do they make the computers so big,


room for more hard drives full of lolcats of course.

Posted by: DaveA at February 23, 2013 09:38 PM (6YLIm)

245 It is important that the representative ginger sample with stompy boots be scantily clad only in leather. We should proceed slowly and deliberately, changing only one variable at a time. This may take awhile.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 09:38 PM (Ryac4)

246
266 The most hateful, selfish people I've ever met have called themselves Democrats
blah blah blah

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:39 PM (90a/X)

247 The cookies are terrible.

Yep, you should just stay away from them and let me dispose of every last one of them.

(burp)

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 23, 2013 09:39 PM (SUKHu)

248 Why do they make the computers so big

Troll storage

Posted by: Navin Jordan at February 23, 2013 09:39 PM (vbh31)

249 It is important that the representative ginger sample with stompy boots be scantily clad only in leather. We should proceed slowly and deliberately, changing only one variable at a time. This may take awhile.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 09:38 PM (Ryac4)

The judges need individual boothes from which to view this.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:39 PM (l86i3)

250 263 I think I'll take them on "Pawn Stars" and see if I can get $10,000 for them.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2013 09:35 PM (qqZuQ)



Well, the market for old couch breath mints was strong in like 2003-2006, but it's really bad now. Sure, I can wait for it to come back, but that means i have to buy them from you, put them in the warehouse, wait a few year with them gathering dust... You get cash, right now, hundred dollar bills.

Just in case, though, would you mind if I called a friend of mine in to take a look at them?

Posted by: Truman North poops on cute at February 23, 2013 09:40 PM (I2LwF)

251
>>I disagree, knee high boots, a bikini, and a leather jacket is all that is needed

That doesn't seem like it'd be a good look for you...unless there were heels on the boots.
They'd add at least 2 years to your ass.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:40 PM (AicSM)

252 Dr. Detroit looked like Mickey Rourke in"The Wrestler" at first glance Funny !!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at February 23, 2013 09:41 PM (hhsyr)

253 Just in case, though, would you mind if I called a friend of mine in to take a look at them?

Perfect simulation.

Posted by: toby928 at February 23, 2013 09:41 PM (QupBk)

254 They'd add at least 2 years to your ass.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:40 PM (AicSM)

I almost went there but I said nope. Someone else will handle it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:41 PM (l86i3)

255 >>Scorpions need love too.

Ask and ye shall receive-
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y

Posted by: SCORPIONS at February 23, 2013 09:34 PM (AicSM)


So does a certain cover model of theirs... heh... heh... heh...

Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 23, 2013 09:41 PM (Vk2pI)

256
275 sigh
many many years ago T and a few of her friends dressed me up as a stripper for Halloween
one of the chicks lent me her knee highs with three inch heels
I must say, I was fucking hot

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:43 PM (90a/X)

257 Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:34 PM (90a/X)


You must have been sleeping when we let the libs redefine almost every meaningful word in the English language


Shorter Obama: "We intend to use our increased revenues to invest in America's future!"



Tranlated Obama: "We intend to tax the hell out of every person working a productive job at any level and use the stolen proceeds to pay off our union buddies, our campaign bundlers, and redirect big bucks to mythical green energy companies that will be bankrupt before my second term ends!"


Posted by: Hrothgar at February 23, 2013 09:44 PM (Cnqmv)

258 281
275 sigh
many many years ago T and a few of her friends dressed me up as a stripper for Halloween
one of the chicks lent me her knee highs with three inch heels
I must say, I was fucking hot
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:43 PM (90a/X)


It's like a pro baseball player watching a beachball float over the plate.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:44 PM (l86i3)

259 Dipped in on a sports special today about a young man with OFD, (do not know the disorder) who was on his HS track team. He could barely run, barely talk - he was very disadvantaged physically.

Soon there was a tradition that at track meets, all the kids would run behind him and let him win.

Very touching. Good on those kids for making a disabled boy live the dream for a moment.

The reporter then asked the boy's coach, "Does Brandon think he is really winning?"

So I ask, "Does Obama think he is really smart?"

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 23, 2013 09:45 PM (8hCdJ)

260
283 yeah, I know
even a cubs batter can smack that bitch to waveland

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:45 PM (90a/X)

261 281 I'll bet T made you tape not tuck.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:45 PM (AicSM)

262 Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:39

Down, boy....I didn't say ALL of them....

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 23, 2013 09:46 PM (Gmp2Z)

263 >>>Well, the market for old couch breath mints was strong in like 2003-2006, but it's really bad now.

Man, so tired from being up last night I'm gettin' giddy.

Mother-in-law dropped something in her couch cushions at the in-law family home a few years ago. I reached in to find it, and discovered it hadn't been cleaned out in 30 years. I pulled up ear rings, combs, an unwrapped Snickers from, like, Halloween 1973. Money. Marbles. Green Army men. All kinds of artifacts. My kids were there and you'd think we'd discovered the lost grail.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:46 PM (4Mv1T)

264 Did I mention that they are really old? My grandfather got them from George Washington as a "thank you" after a garlic shrimp all-out-can eat Colonial buffet during the War of 1812.

The lowest I'll be willing to take is $8500.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2013 09:46 PM (qqZuQ)

265 281 I'll bet T made you tape not tuck.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:45 PM (AicSM)


How do you know about taping and tucking?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:46 PM (l86i3)

266 Re SyFy, I missed the end of Meteor Storm. Did we destroy the asteroid made of unbinilium?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2013 09:33 PM (qfSUT)



Shockingly, yes. Also the couple got back together again.


So far in End of the World, the geek and a little old lady have been vaporized. Honestly, if Deborah Gibson and Tiffany show up to get in another cat fight, this will be the perfect SciFi movie.


Oh and here - http://bit.ly/WiJ3wK


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 23, 2013 09:48 PM (Gk3SS)

267
Garret; I think the Ginger test should have a verification function. Like an FEA model where you input something crazy to verify the model goes divergent. I suggest the Dish TV Genie.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2013 09:48 PM (jNNPU)

268
286 honestly?
I was freeballing udt shorts underneath
TMI?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:49 PM (90a/X)

269 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 23, 2013 09:48 PM (Gk3SS)

holyfuckshitpiss, that's perfect.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:49 PM (l86i3)

270 281
275 sigh
many many years ago T and a few of her friends dressed me up as a stripper for Halloween
one of the chicks lent me her knee highs with three inch heels
I must say, I was fucking hot
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:43 PM (90a/X)



I keep wondering why you still identify as a democrat. This explains it.

Posted by: Truman North poops on cute at February 23, 2013 09:49 PM (I2LwF)

271
>>How do you know about taping and tucking?<<

The same way I know about Merkins and Longbows and Preference Cascades and Hobo Hunting.
Hang around this place long enough and you will learn all there is to know.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:50 PM (AicSM)

272 The same way I know about Merkins and Longbows and Preference Cascades and Hobo Hunting.
Hang around this place long enough and you will learn all there is to know.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:50 PM (AicSM)

Well played, this time........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:50 PM (l86i3)

273 If the Republicans would Just Act like Democrats and give up On all That Icky stuff, people would Get their free Stuff from Relublicans.

Imbrace love!

Posted by: Embrace Reggie Love and Hate Conservatism at February 23, 2013 09:50 PM (I2LwF)

274 "Billy Ray Valentine: Yeah. You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.
Coleman: You have to admit, sir, you didn't like it yourself "

Making list of rich people we would like to turn into poor people

George Soros
Michael Moore
Hollywood actors
Warren Buffet
Marnie Thompson

add your own.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 23, 2013 09:51 PM (g5wi5)

275 Making list of rich people we would like to turn into poor people

George Soros
Michael Moore
Hollywood actors
Warren Buffet
Marnie Thompson

add your own

****

Michael Bloomberg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:52 PM (piMMO)

276
George Soros
Michael Moore
Hollywood actors
Warren Buffet
Marnie Thompson

add your own

****

Michael Bloomberg
Al Gore

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:53 PM (l86i3)

277
>>Well played, this time...

My first thought for the post was better...
'I was in the Navy'.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:53 PM (AicSM)

278
Making list of rich people we would like to turn into fertilizer poor people

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:53 PM (AicSM)

279 My first thought for the post was better...
'I was in the Navy'.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:53 PM (AicSM)

THAT, would have been funny.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:54 PM (l86i3)

280 >>>Anyone ever have a revolver that didn't go bang when they pulled the trigger?

Were both the same caliber?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:54 PM (4Mv1T)

281 AtC?

http://tinyurl.com/a8of9g9


Posted by: ChrisP at February 23, 2013 09:54 PM (ABM8T)

282 Good evening morons. I can't stay long as I'm gonna spend it with the wife, but I but love you all ...in a guns, football, hammers and nails, hate stupid liberals kind of way. Let me know the address to the compound when we all move there.

Posted by: dogfish at February 23, 2013 09:55 PM (N2yhW)

283 "Just got a postcard from the US Department of Agriculture: 'Attention,
Hispanic and Women Farmers and Ranchers, if you or someone you know
believe that the US Department of Agriculture has improperly denied you
farm loan benefits between 1991 and 2000 because you are Hispanic or
female, you may be eligible to apply for compensation.'"

It's basically Pigford III, The Revenge.

Because Pigford was one of the most successful cases in history of Democrats dipping into the public till and handing out huge amounts of money to their base under entirely fraudulent premises as a "class action settlement", and getting away with it. So they're running the same scam again. And they'll almost certainly get away with it again.

http://tinyurl.com/c6cwr75

Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2013 09:55 PM (gqT4g)

284 Anyone ever have a revolver that didn't go bang when they pulled the trigger?


Is Revolver moron code for penis?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:55 PM (l86i3)

285 George Soros
Michael Moore
Hollywood actors
Warren Buffet
Marnie Thompson

Michael Bloomberg

Al Gore

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin


M@urice Str0ng.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2013 09:56 PM (Ipj15)

286
300 the display sig 250 was like that at the range
could be residue build up or a bad hammer

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 09:56 PM (90a/X)

287 add your own

---

Johnny B Satam

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 23, 2013 09:56 PM (BVkEs)

288 Is Revolver moron code for penis?

***

I hope not since he's pulled two different ones.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:56 PM (piMMO)

289 Satan even...

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 23, 2013 09:57 PM (BVkEs)

290 The lowest I'll be willing to take is $8500.

Hee, hee, hee...

If you were to take them to Christy's auction house in New York, you might-- might-- get that amount. But then you'd have to fly them out there, pay the fees, wait several weeks... And there's no guarantee.

Right now I'm willing to give you two dollars and seventy-five cents and a Facebook "like" of your choice for them, because I know there are some collectors out there who go crazy for candies George Washington sucked on. This is a business, and that doesn't leave a lot of room for profit, you know what I mean?

Posted by: Truman, schmuman at February 23, 2013 09:57 PM (I2LwF)

291 I hope not since he's pulled two different ones.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 09:56 PM (piMMO)


LOL, got it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:57 PM (l86i3)

292 @315 I only asked about caliber wondering if you had bad ammo since both were misfiring.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:58 PM (4Mv1T)

293 Posted by: ChrisP at February 23, 2013 09:54 PM (ABM8T)


Ohhhh I need a bedazzled crop.

It would go well with these - http://bit.ly/UVUZYO






Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 23, 2013 09:58 PM (Gk3SS)

294 I only asked about caliber wondering if you had bad ammo since both were misfiring.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 23, 2013 09:58 PM (4Mv1T)

If the ammo was stored in a damp place maybe?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 09:58 PM (l86i3)

295
>>THAT, would have been funny.<<

I know, right?
...but cutting twice is bad form. NCJ is a good sport.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 09:59 PM (AicSM)

296 http://bit.ly/YmJw2o

What day is it?

Posted by: sTevo at February 23, 2013 09:59 PM (VMcEw)

297 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 23, 2013 09:58 PM (Gk3SS)


Those work.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 23, 2013 10:00 PM (l86i3)

298 Making list of rich people we would like to turn into poor people

*******

How about we concentrate on limiting cronyism and returning government to proper roles, and reestablishing the Rule of Law? Then the free market will determine who is rich.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2013 10:00 PM (qqZuQ)

299
>>could be residue build up

This is almost always the problem with misfires in my experience. Of course, most of the misfires I've encountered have been with long guns.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 10:01 PM (AicSM)

300
NCJ is a good sport
hahaha, just wait till I get in office
drone strikes for all!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 10:01 PM (90a/X)

301 I've seen plenty of chicks pull two penises. Sometimes, both at one time.

Posted by: Truman, schmuman at February 23, 2013 10:01 PM (I2LwF)

302 Add Zuckerberg to the list.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at February 23, 2013 10:02 PM (hhsyr)

303
>>The dent in the primer was less, was all I noticed


. Clean your weapons better.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 10:04 PM (AicSM)

304 2/23 Day of Resistance:

Rally in my town had several hundred turnout. A few dozen had their ARs, countless others were carrying smaller items. Found out our county sheriff is an oathkeeper.

There was a table of literature, to which I added a pile of JPFO's 'genocide chart'.

One of the speakers mentioned the VA letter Ace has in the sidebar......

Posted by: JeanQueenie at February 23, 2013 10:04 PM (Gmp2Z)

305
333 theres buildup on the hammer
exactly was was happening at the ranges 250

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2013 10:05 PM (90a/X)

306 Right now I'm willing to give you two dollars and seventy-five cents and a Facebook "like" of your choice for them

*******

Yeah, okay, $2.75 sounds fair. Deal!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2013 10:05 PM (qqZuQ)

307 Add Zuckerberg to the list.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at February 23, 2013 10:02 PM (hhsyr)



I'm pretty sure he's doing a bang up job of that on his own.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 23, 2013 10:05 PM (Gk3SS)

308
Title: Lord of the Flies and Commander of the Free Shit Army

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 23, 2013 10:05 PM (Jcd0S)

309 "Limp-wristing" does not affect whether a revolver fires or not. Only automatics with a reciprocating slide. Well, except maybe the Mateba. But those things are rare.

Posted by: The Larch at February 23, 2013 10:06 PM (TDsQt)

310 ONT up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2013 10:07 PM (piMMO)

311 What day is it?

What YEAR??!

Posted by: Tech Sargeant Kyle Reese at February 23, 2013 10:08 PM (+z4pE)

312 TFG and the Mooch need to go back on that list. They forget their grassroot community griftingways and have turned it into grifting in an extraordinary fashion.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at February 23, 2013 10:08 PM (hhsyr)

313
>>In my world the point is, revolvers don't always go bang when you pull the trigger.


Clean your weapon properly and this won't happen.Y
ou should probably hit up your local gunsmith for a quick lesson on proper cleaning/care.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2013 10:10 PM (AicSM)

314 "Just got back from the corner market. Guy in front of me bought a bunch
of junk food with his Oregon Trial Card (our version of food stamps).
Then bought a carton of cigarettes and a case a beer with 'his' money."

Here in Commiefornia, I have seen beat-up liquor stores in bad neighborhoods with large banners reading "WE ACCEPT EBT CARDS".

But of course the cards in question are only used to buy food. Of that you can be sure.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2013 10:10 PM (gqT4g)

315 Limp-wristing can also confuse the use of "effect" or "affect" correctly in a sentence.

Posted by: The Larch at February 23, 2013 10:11 PM (TDsQt)

316 You disassemble a revolver for cleaning?

If it's giving you trouble. I just spent the evening disassembling and intensively cleaning a used revolver I bought. Three hours ago I was thinking about demanding my money back, now all is good with the action. Of course I have probably worked the cylinder crane more tonight than the entire time the LE owned it.

Modern DA revolvers are really a marvel inside. Like a clock. With the side plate off you can watch the transfer bar deploy and undeploy at just the right moment. Ditto the cylinder stop.

Posted by: toby928 at February 23, 2013 10:24 PM (QupBk)

317 LA sounds like a problem with the transfer bar.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 23, 2013 10:26 PM (7xFeq)

318 Why not mess with it? It's a machine that you own. You should understand everything about it and what might fail and how.

If you shoot your face off, you're not practice safe firearms handling. It's Darwin's gift to humankind.

Posted by: toby928 at February 23, 2013 10:31 PM (QupBk)

319 Just don't loose any of the tiny springs inside. I think I counted six springs when I disassembled it.

Posted by: toby928 at February 23, 2013 10:32 PM (QupBk)

320 Sequester away... thank you Drudge...
http://watchdog.org/62420/co-secret-energy-lab-spawns-million-dollar-govt-employee/

Posted by: Thorne Kontos at February 23, 2013 10:59 PM (tcQsg)

321 People aren't demonizing preppers. They are ridiculing them because they are nonsensical, obsessive, paranoid loons.

Posted by: American at February 24, 2013 09:52 AM (gnViO)

322 Cannibal! The Musical - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115819/

Donner party of four, your table is ready. Um, Donner party of three, your table is ready. Er, Donner party of two, your table is ready

Posted by: Red State Ricky at February 24, 2013 11:48 AM (YpK1n)

323
321 American

Grasshopper, don't come knocking on my door.

Posted by: disa at February 24, 2013 08:43 PM (R+h7Q)






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