Three Silly Stories

Russian woman sees boyfriend with another woman on Google maps "Yannex maps," a similar app. You know, where they drive by randomly and photograph everything. Corrected: erik corrects -- it wasn't Google. He also says Google blurs faces in these pictures.

Mom arrested for hiring strippers for her son's 16th birthday party. Before you say, "Well, you shouldn't be arrested for that," you have to check the pictures from the party at the link. I'd post them here but they're a bit family-unfriendly.

Lapdances, I mean.

22 year old cheerleading coach (female) cops plea for performing oral sex on a 17 year old (male) student.

And she's not bad.

Posted by: Ace at 05:46 PM



Comments

1 All my teachers were old goats.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2013 05:48 PM (6B1u5)

2 Hey, just yesterday I looked myself (my car, really) up on Google maps. This past October I drove past one of their street-veiw cars.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 21, 2013 05:49 PM (UypUQ)

3 Cheer leading coach eh?

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2013 05:49 PM (9XBK2)

4 .....Nice.

Posted by: fb at February 21, 2013 05:49 PM (JVEmw)

5 Just to get it out of the way: where were these teachers when I was in HS?

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2013 05:49 PM (6TB1Z)

6 Trying to come up with a pep rally joke, but nothing so far.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2013 05:50 PM (6TB1Z)

7 Yet another reason why people should home school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 05:50 PM (PxYrx)

8 Crafton admitted to police that she had performed oral sex on a 17-year-old student at Shelbyville High School

Effin Shelbyville.

Posted by: Bart Simpson at February 21, 2013 05:50 PM (evdj2)

9 gosh, this one must have been hard for you guys. Did you click on the stripper link or the oral sex one first? Decisions. Decisions

Posted by: L, elle at February 21, 2013 05:50 PM (0PiQ4)

10 Why the fuck did the 17 year old come forward?

WTF is wrong with kids these days?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 21, 2013 05:51 PM (t06LC)

11 Straight to the blowjob.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 21, 2013 05:51 PM (evdj2)

12 Russian woman sees boyfriend with another woman on Google maps. Paranoid women around the world rejoice.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 21, 2013 05:51 PM (NzBQO)

13 Born too soon. Alas, born too soon.

Posted by: Libra at February 21, 2013 05:53 PM (cMWZ+)

14 Why the fuck did the 17 year old come forward?



WTF is wrong with kids these days?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 21, 2013 05:51 PM (t06LC)

Probably bragged about it on Facebook. Teenagers are still fucking retarded.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 21, 2013 05:53 PM (NzBQO)

15 "Strippers perform lewd dances on teens at the party. About 80 people attended, including many adults who later said they were outraged by the performances."

Yeah right, after they received the dances.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more Assault & at February 21, 2013 05:53 PM (FsUAO)

16 his one must have been hard for you guys.

Not really, no.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2013 05:53 PM (6TB1Z)

17 17 year old was a fool. He should have kept it up.

Posted by: CarolT at February 21, 2013 05:54 PM (s0f54)

18 Good God. In the middle of the Russian Google story was this:

RELATED: WIFE POURS BOILING WATER ON CHEATING HUSBAND'S GENITALS

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 21, 2013 05:54 PM (6H6o8)

19 Where were all these hot female teachers into sexing up their male students when I was a teenager???

Lucky little brats...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 21, 2013 05:54 PM (Vk2pI)

20 Yeah. That's screaming for a caption.

Posted by: esch at February 21, 2013 05:54 PM (jKVQm)

21 Why the fuck did the 17 year old come forward?

WTF is wrong with kids these days?


They don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
Kids, if you are getting a hummer from a 22 yr old teacher AND your buddies are not, they are NOT your friends.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2013 05:54 PM (6B1u5)

22 17 year old was a fool. He should have kept it up.

At 17? Yeah, four or five times.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 21, 2013 05:55 PM (evdj2)

23 At 17? Yeah, four or five times.

RINO.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2013 05:56 PM (6TB1Z)

24 Kids, if you are getting a hummer from a 22 yr old teacher AND your buddies are not, they are NOT your friends.
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A clarification. She is a cheerleading coach. Not a teacher.

Posted by: CUS at February 21, 2013 05:56 PM (84pE9)

25 The last story--this is the official charge?

Under the terms of the plea deal, Megan Crafton pleaded guilty to dissemination of matter or conducting performance harmful to minors, a felony, but will avoid having to register as a sex offender.


yikes.

Posted by: tasker at February 21, 2013 05:56 PM (r2PLg)

26 So the coach assumed the role of "head" cheerleader, then?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2013 05:57 PM (mQLel)

27 21
Why the fuck did the 17 year old come forward?

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I'm confused. How would you come backwards?

Posted by: Not and Artist at February 21, 2013 05:57 PM (uRumV)

28 Dissemination indeed.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 21, 2013 05:57 PM (evdj2)

29 The fact that a 33 year old has a 16 year old son is probably the root of the problem to begin with-unless she's his stepmom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 05:57 PM (PxYrx)

30 Attention all 16 and 17 year old male high school students: if you are gettin' it on with one of your teachers, do NOT go to the police. (Yes, I am aware of the double standard.) where were these wanton women when I was in high school?

Posted by: Emdoc at February 21, 2013 05:58 PM (DhR/C)

31 >>>Probably bragged about it on Facebook. Teenagers are still fucking retarded.

come on, how could you not brag?

And these imbeciles don't know about something we used to do back in the day called "Mouth Tweeting."

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 05:58 PM (LCRYB)

32 I would never have a stripper at my daughter Little Pig's birthday party. But I might consider a stripper pinata.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at February 21, 2013 05:58 PM (8ZskC)

33
So the coach assumed the role of "head" cheerleader, then?
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I thought basically that's what cheerleaders do.

Posted by: CUS at February 21, 2013 05:59 PM (84pE9)

34 Before you say, "Well, you shouldn't be arrested for that," you have to
check the pictures from the party at the link. I'd post them here but
they're a bit family-unfriendly.


As far as I can tell the strippers are clothed. Barely clothed, but they do appear to have their naughty bits covered.

Poor judgement? Sure. Child endangerment? No.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 21, 2013 05:59 PM (SY2Kh)

35 "Mouth Tweeting."

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 21, 2013 05:59 PM (evdj2)

36 >>>Kids, if you are getting a hummer from a 22 yr old teacher AND your buddies are not, they are NOT your friends.

good point.

end of the day you have to ask yourself if you want more hummies or if you just want to brag about your ONE hummy.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 05:59 PM (LCRYB)

37 28 Dissemination indeed.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 21, 2013 05:57 PM (evdj2)

_________

while conducting performance.

Book her Dan-O.

Posted by: tasker at February 21, 2013 05:59 PM (r2PLg)

38 Why the fuck did the 17 year old come forward? WTF is wrong with kids these days? They don't know when to keep their mouths shut. Kids, if you are getting a hummer from a 22 yr old teacher AND your buddies are not, they are NOT your friends.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2013 05:54 PM (6B1u5)

Come forward.....keep their mouths shut ? Morons are funny without trying.

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 21, 2013 05:59 PM (nTgAI)

39 The unluckiest man in the world.

What. Are. The. Odds?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 21, 2013 06:00 PM (qyv02)

40 If an American teenager can't have a lap dance and a blowjob on his 16th birthday, then the terrorists have already won.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 21, 2013 06:00 PM (8ZskC)

41 >>>Poor judgement? Sure. Child endangerment? No.

the stripper has her scamper in the kid's face.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:00 PM (LCRYB)

42 A clarification. She is a cheerleading coach. Not a teacher.

Oh, well, that's completely different. Thanks.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2013 06:00 PM (6TB1Z)

43 Silly and rich.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2013 06:01 PM (w+Dvf)

44 Mama looks do-able.

Posted by: sTevo at February 21, 2013 06:01 PM (8kVg9)

45 back in the day called "Mouth Tweeting."
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 05:58 PM (LCRYB)

_____________

Is that something you learned from your older brother?

I don't even know what that is.

Posted by: tasker at February 21, 2013 06:01 PM (r2PLg)

46 I went to high school at the wrong time. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:01 PM (9Bj8R)

47 Would the men who say "Where were the sexy teachers/coaches" when I was that age?" approve if the teachers seduced their kids? Would it be o.k. if it were a male teacher/coach performing oral sex on your 17 year old daughter?. Good grief' Kos Dross has a whole thread on these nutcases

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:01 PM (PxYrx)

48 the stripper has her scamper in the kid's face.


Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:00 PM

What if she has Hep and didn't wipe good?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 21, 2013 06:02 PM (+I8Mq)

49 Cheerleading coach cuts plea deal with prosecutors after admitting giving oral sex to 17-year-old boy student
I'd like to find out some more about that broad's innovative coaching methods.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 21, 2013 06:02 PM (8ZskC)

50 Have a heart, the poor girl is just working to put her scamper through law school.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 21, 2013 06:02 PM (evdj2)

51 I don't know what it is about the photo of the mommy who hired strippers to do lewd acts on 13, 14, and 15 year olds, but she looks like the type of parent that you wouldn't want your kids associating with her kids. Has kind of a felon look about her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2013 06:02 PM (tAOpG)

52 22 year old cheerleading coach (female) cops plea for performing oral sex on a 17 year old (male) student.

Well, what do you expect from those hicks in Shelbyville?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at February 21, 2013 06:02 PM (WCe8r)

53 And these imbeciles don't know about something we used to do back in the day called "Mouth Tweeting."


I thought that's what she did?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2013 06:03 PM (6B1u5)

54 A blowjob to a 17 year-old from an attractive woman can psychologically scar a kid for about eight minutes.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 21, 2013 06:03 PM (8ZskC)

55 Would it be o.k. if it were a male teacher/coach performing oral sex on your 17 year old daughter?

Of course not. I live by the double standard.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 21, 2013 06:03 PM (evdj2)

56 Have a heart, the poor girl is just working to put her scamper through law school.
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by putting her scamper to work.

Posted by: CUS at February 21, 2013 06:03 PM (84pE9)

57 >>>Has kind of a felon look about her.

she is kind of hot. I wondered if anyone else thought so.

She's got that "hard and broken" vibe that's so alluring.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:03 PM (LCRYB)

58 75% of all lap dances end in sorrow.

Posted by: Toure at February 21, 2013 06:03 PM (w+Dvf)

59 All these threads do is remind me that other people's lives are more exciting than mine.

The consolation that they are dumber than I am is cold comfort.

I remember the first time I looked at one of these stories and said "boy I wish I was that dumb." That's an uncomfortable thought.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (bxiXv)

60 You know how you can tell which one is the head cheerleader?

she's the one with the dirty knees.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (WCe8r)

61 Damn it--I know I don't want to google it.

Posted by: tasker at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (r2PLg)

62 Has kind of a felon look about her.

Yup. Rode hard and put away wet.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (6TB1Z)

63 “conducting performance harmful to minors"

Words. They no longer have meaning.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (feFL6)

64 What's the big deal? It was only a blowjob.

Posted by: S.E. Cupp at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (Q9qpj)

65


strippers... how progressive

Posted by: xxbeach at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (LpQbZ)

66 What is "mouth tweeting"?

Posted by: CarolT at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (s0f54)

67 the thing is, the kid who got the hummy probably gets all the hummies he wants from 16 year olds.

He probably considered this a goof. Because she's so OOOOOOLD.

At 22.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (LCRYB)

68 the stripper has her scamper in the kid's face.

Yes, but she's wearing a thong.

Unless she's gone a very long time without soap, I'm not seeing child endangerment- they're talking a year in jail.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (SY2Kh)

69 Worse yet from the Yandex maps page: KFC employee licking a plate of food.

He's fired but SO WHAT?

I'm putting off any visits to KFC or any other fast food joint, or any place I can't see what they're doing.

I like subways because of that. Unless of course someone's been fondling the buns in the back.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (qyv02)

70 She's got that "hard and broken" vibe that's so alluring.

Like a transient in the basement pit. I can see that.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 21, 2013 06:04 PM (evdj2)

71 66
What is "mouth tweeting"?

Posted by: CarolT


Talking

Posted by: Toure at February 21, 2013 06:05 PM (w+Dvf)

72 "32 I would never have a stripper at my daughter Little Pig's birthday party. But I might consider a stripper pinata.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin"

Good One.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2013 06:05 PM (tAOpG)

73
end of the day you have to ask yourself if you want more hummies or if you just want to brag about your ONE hummy.

Oh, I'd be one selfish little teenager. I'd walk around with a big ol' grin all day long.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 21, 2013 06:05 PM (+z4pE)

74 "Of course not. I live by the double standard."

LOL; Well, at least you admitted it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:06 PM (PxYrx)

75 >>>What is "mouth tweeting"?

talking to people who are actually present in your nearby physical space.

I was at BlogCon and there were like 100 people in a bar and some people were wigging out that they lost internet connection and could no longer tweet on their phones.

I suggested "Mouth Tweeting." The right people laughed, the right people were a little ashamed inside.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:06 PM (LCRYB)

76 In ten years, this kid is going to relive the BJ everytime he hears Justin Bieber.

Posted by: sTevo at February 21, 2013 06:06 PM (8kVg9)

77 Well, I'm not going to click the link, but I can't see why the Government should be involved (in either).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:06 PM (kYKEk)

78 They said I would be blowing up balloons. There's really not much of a difference, except for the foreskin.

Posted by: A Stripper at February 21, 2013 06:06 PM (8ZskC)

79 Poor judgement? Sure. Child endangerment? No.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 21, 2013 05:59 PM (SY2Kh)

I hear one of the kids got nasty sequin scratches on his nose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2013 06:06 PM (29+x5)

80 SPARTAN PRIDE

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 21, 2013 06:07 PM (hEr50)

81 talking to people who are actually present in your nearby physical space. meat space

FIFY


Posted by: pep at February 21, 2013 06:07 PM (6TB1Z)

82 I hear one of the kids got nasty sequin scratches on his nose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2013 06:06 PM (29+x5)


I heard one of the boys developed a fetish for Tuna?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:07 PM (9Bj8R)

83 mouth tweeting. win.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (QxSug)

84 Our 11th grade math teacher banged like a screen door in 1967. No big deal.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (0KgIG)

85 I bet the bartender had a cellphone zapper.

Posted by: sTevo at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (8kVg9)

86 59 All these threads do is remind me that other people's lives are more exciting than mine.
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Yeah. I think I went to the wrong parties in highschool.

Posted by: fb at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (JVEmw)

87
she's a lousy mother but 'endangered the welfare' of a couple of teen boys?

they got wood...from the company of a woman

that's not endangerment, that's fun!

Posted by: soothsayer at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (vyPsz)

88
she's a lousy mother but 'endangered the welfare' of a couple of teen boys?

they got wood...in the company women

that's not endangerment, that's fun!

Posted by: soothsayer at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (DlaLh)

89 everybody's gotta have a hobby...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (LRFds)

90 Judy Viger, 33, hired the women from a company called Tops in Bottoms and arranged for them to perform in a private room at the Spare Time Bowling Center in South Glens Falls on Nov. 3.

Mom?

Posted by: I Wish at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (feFL6)

91 Mouth tweeting, destined to take the place of the SneakerNet in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 21, 2013 06:09 PM (+z4pE)

92 "87
she's a lousy mother but 'endangered the welfare' of a couple of teen boys?

they got wood...from the company of a woman

that's not endangerment, that's fun!

Posted by: soothsayer at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (vyPsz) "

Well, you know... the Government is extremely Concerned.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:09 PM (kYKEk)

93 "Unless she's gone a very long time without soap, I'm not seeing child endangerment- they're talking a year in jail.
Posted by: Hollowpoint"

Maybe the ho almost smothered him with her cooter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2013 06:09 PM (tAOpG)

94 Yeah. I think I went to the wrong parties in highschool.

Posted by: fb at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (JVEmw)


You went to parties?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:09 PM (bxiXv)

95 87 and 88: LOL funny - twice.

Posted by: Cheeky Monkey at February 21, 2013 06:09 PM (6H6o8)

96 Outrage!
And ban the Corporate Jet Loop and hole!

Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (AWmfW)

97 I don't think they're on the Make A Wish Foundations approved list.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (qyv02)

98 MUWR you are a man with incredible restraint. I think the only here. You should get a prize or something

Posted by: L, elle at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (0PiQ4)

99 she's a lousy mother but 'endangered the welfare' of a couple of teen boys?


they got wood...in the company women


that's not endangerment, that's fun!
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All that meant is they had some goo to clean up in their pants.

Posted by: CUS at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (84pE9)

100 >In return for a guilty plea of “conducting performance harmful to minors,”


I wonder what kind of harm the kid suffered.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)

101 Nothing says classy like bowling alley strippers.

Posted by: S.E. Cupp at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (Q9qpj)

102 j'etais a "blog-con" et des tas de gens devenient fous a cause la connection aerial ne marche pas et ainisi ils ne peuvent pas "twitter" sur les mobiles. J'ai propose "Mouth Tweeting"

just trying to keep a hand in. I'm sure l'elle wanted that.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (LCRYB)

103 "Under the terms of the plea deal, Megan Crafton pleaded guilty to dissemination of matter "

I'll disseminate some matter on this little slut hose hound.

Posted by: Richard Gozinya at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (Znqj4)

104 If they ban the Corporate Stripper Loophole, I'm going on welfare.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:11 PM (bxiXv)

105 "98 MUWR you are a man with incredible restraint. I think the only here. You should get a prize or something

Posted by: L, elle at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (0PiQ4) "

;-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:11 PM (kYKEk)

106 I hear one of the kids got nasty sequin scratches on his nose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2013 06:06 PM (29+x5)


His favorite movie is "Scent of a Woman".

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2013 06:11 PM (6TB1Z)

107 The age of consent in Indiana is 16 years of age, but state employees
are prohibited from having sexual relationships with anyone under the
age of 18 whom they oversee.


I'll probably ruffle some feathers here, but while I find her actions unethical and worthy of job termination, I'm of the opinion that they should not be criminal. Nevertheless, the law's the law and she knew what she was getting into.

Also, that kid's an idiot for ratting her out.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 21, 2013 06:11 PM (7xeJQ)

108


The cheerleading coach looks like a british actress, who's name I fail to remember.

The first shot, a spitting image of her.

Posted by: beach at February 21, 2013 06:11 PM (LpQbZ)

109 Would it be o.k. if it were a male teacher/coach performing oral sex on
your 17 year old daughter?.


It wasn't a daughter. It was a son. And if I HAD a 17 yr. old son AND he got a hummer, I couldn't say anything, unless I wanted to be a world class hypocrite.
And in 3 months, that 17 yr. old kid just MIGHT be shipping off to Parris Island to get ready to go play in the sandbox.

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 21, 2013 06:12 PM (d0Dmj)

110 The cheerleading coach looks like a british actress, who's name I fail to remember.



The first shot, a spitting image of her.



Real ladies don't spit.

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 21, 2013 06:12 PM (d0Dmj)

111 I wonder what kind of harm the kid suffered.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)


It's that "no other day will compare to this" kind of harm.

Hey, don't the Dems say we're all prudes? Guess they're lying about that, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:12 PM (bxiXv)

112 just trying to keep a hand in.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:10 PM (LCRYB)

So to speak.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 21, 2013 06:12 PM (qyv02)

113 You know, apropos nothing, but outside the airbrushed publicity photos, that S.E. Cupp woman is sort of...iffy.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 21, 2013 06:13 PM (Q9qpj)

114 71 Toure ,
Thank you.
Now I feel stupid, but not as stupid as 17 year old.

Posted by: CarolT at February 21, 2013 06:13 PM (s0f54)

115 Disgusting. The little shits should have to pay for their own strippers/lapdancers/sluts. Honestly, just because mom will pay for their insurance until they are 26, shouldn't the learn SOME personal responsibility?

Posted by: tcn at February 21, 2013 06:13 PM (VLG62)

116

Re the underagestripper party in a private home, I think it's completely overdone.An apology would be reasonable. A jail term is ridiculous. Save the cell for someone violent. Or better yet, a politician.




Posted by: Meremortal at February 21, 2013 06:13 PM (1Y+hH)

117 A tweet in my mouth? I'm in.

Posted by: Sylvester at February 21, 2013 06:13 PM (H3SCv)

118 >>>You know, apropos nothing, but outside the airbrushed publicity photos, that S.E. Cupp woman is sort of...iffy.

No, I've seen her in person, she is glitteringly attractive, like so attractive she's almost unattractive.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:13 PM (LCRYB)

119 92 MUMR,

"wellw faiwness dictates youw shouwld wekiah 50% mawe stwippahs in case thew bowy is wike me...."


?/Bawney Fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:13 PM (LRFds)

120 "109 Would it be o.k. if it were a male teacher/coach performing oral sex on
your 17 year old daughter?.


It wasn't a daughter. It was a son. And if I HAD a 17 yr. old son AND he got a hummer, I couldn't say anything, unless I wanted to be a world class hypocrite.
And in 3 months, that 17 yr. old kid just MIGHT be shipping off to Parris Island to get ready to go play in the sandbox.

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 21, 2013 06:12 PM (d0Dmj) "

Seriously. People are going to have to grow up at some point and accept that men and women are different.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (kYKEk)

121
I wonder what kind of harm the kid suffered.

Heh, now he knows what he's missing.

It's a curse. Men, am I right or am I right?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (yhYn1)

122 Nice.... Bill clinton can defile the oval office with a fucking ditch pig, yet this chick gets in trouble with a dude only a few years younger than her. If that dude ratted her out he should have whats left of his man card shoved down his throat with a plunger.

Posted by: Berserker at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (FMbng)

123 sooth, double poster, are you drunk?

Posted by: L, elle at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (0PiQ4)

124 94 Yeah. I think I went to the wrong parties in highschool.

Posted by: fb at February 21, 2013 06:08 PM (JVEmw)

You went to parties?


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:09 PM (bxiXv)

______________

Awwww.

In elementary school--the nuns had to force kids to play with me.

Still got ditched.

Posted by: tasker at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (r2PLg)

125 @107 How is she a state employee if she works at a local high school? Sounds like she's be a city employee or a board of education employee.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (Q9qpj)

126 "55 Would it be o.k. if it were a male teacher/coach performing oral sex on your 17 year old daughter?

Of course not. I live by the double standard.
Posted by: toby928© for TB "

I believe that laws against sex with under-age kids need to be enforced. That being said, I also think that there are some basic differences between males and females, where females are more likely to be negatively affected by it.

But do remember that that one teacher had gotten knocked up by her 14 year old student. Would you want your 14 year old son to be a parent?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (tAOpG)

127 107 Sandra Fluke's Golden Parachute,

eh...the problem is with maluse of authori-tay of course we live in the land of "Bill swallow the leader" Clinton so it is a bit much

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:15 PM (LRFds)

128 Sorry; I don't give a damn where if the kids is shipping off to war or not. Teachers and coaches should not be having ANY kind of sex with their high school students. It is a gross violation of professional conduct and boundaries.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:15 PM (PxYrx)

129 "The company providing the strippers said that the dancers were unaware that the kids at the party were underage"

The "I didn't know how old she was" excuse never works for men. These strippers shouldn't be treated any differently.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 21, 2013 06:15 PM (Vjplh)

130 People are going to have to grow up at some point and accept that men and women are different.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (kYKEk)

Liberals have a problem with that concept. Like women are to dainty to fire a big old dirty gun, but are fine for front line combat units?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:15 PM (9Bj8R)

131 Also, that kid's an idiot for ratting her out.

The story says he went to police. I'm guessing he wanted more and got pissed when she stopped performing the mouth magic.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 21, 2013 06:15 PM (SY2Kh)

132 It might have had something to do with--in second grade I was building relief maps of Japan out of clay and then blowing up Hiroshima and Nagasaki with vinegar and baking soda.

Whatever--douches/.

Posted by: tasker at February 21, 2013 06:15 PM (r2PLg)

133 @118, well, I'll take your word for it since I'm just going off a bunch pictures from a keyword search.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (Q9qpj)

134 "The cheerleading coach looks like a british actress, who's name I fail to remember."
Emilie De Ravin? (Australian)

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (mQLel)

135 >>>The story says he went to police. I'm guessing he wanted more and got pissed when she stopped performing the mouth magic.

kid never heard of sexual blackmail?

Sheesh!

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (LCRYB)

136 Russian woman sees boyfriend with another woman on Google maps.

Incorrect, Ace. Should be: "Russian woman sees man on Google maps and sell bullshit story to Russian tabloid."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (Ipj15)

137 "119 92 MUMR,

"wellw faiwness dictates youw shouwld wekiah 50% mawe stwippahs in case thew bowy is wike me...."


?/Bawney Fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:13 PM (LRFds) "

Yes. Faiwness is extremely important! And dictatorial!



(This universe sucks balls.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (kYKEk)

138 For obvious reasons--hitting the eject button on this thread.

Later!

*POOF*

Posted by: tasker at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (r2PLg)

139 But do remember that that one teacher had gotten knocked up by her 14 year old student. Would you want your 14 year old son to be a parent?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (tAOpG)


I thought we were talking BJs here? Now let's not confuse my day dream...urh I mean the discussion

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (9Bj8R)

140 120 MUMR,

uh...no they're not...

plenty of gals love pitching and catching with authority figures...

we had an English Lit teacher who debauched a 15 year old marrying her the day after SR graduation when I was in 8th grade...of course this being the 80s everyone shrugged...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:17 PM (LRFds)

141 Heh....the moms name was v'ger.

Posted by: Dathi at February 21, 2013 06:17 PM (wplF6)

142 Goddamn, that mugshot is kinda hot. She looks like she wants to blow the photographer. And she appears to have a Sweater Full Of Mischief (tm).

So why did the kid rat her out? Couple of possibilities:

• She refused to give him more beejers

• Queerbait


Actually, I'm narrowing it down to just "Queerbait" because how do you put the word out on the street that this is how you be repaying bitches for the nicest thing they can do for a guy?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 21, 2013 06:17 PM (xCuSg)

143 >>>well, I'll take your word for it since I'm just going off a bunch pictures from a keyword search.

definitely hot. the girls I was standing by all said "My god she's beautiful" or suchlike.

not saying that makes her interesting.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:17 PM (LCRYB)

144 Seriously. People are going to have to grow up at some point and accept that men and women are different.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (kYKEk)

Innies and Outies, folks. Plain as day.

Posted by: tcn at February 21, 2013 06:17 PM (VLG62)

145 130 NGU,

"consistency? never heard of it..."

//Chaz Gibby

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:18 PM (LRFds)

146 Innies and Outies, folks. Plain as day.
Posted by: tcn at February 21, 2013 06:17 PM (VLG62)

The hell you say!

Posted by: Cher's screwed up kid at February 21, 2013 06:18 PM (9Bj8R)

147 "128 Sorry; I don't give a damn where if the kids is shipping off to war or not. Teachers and coaches should not be having ANY kind of sex with their high school students. It is a gross violation of professional conduct and boundaries.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:15 PM (PxYrx) "

Like someone else said, what Clinton did was much, much worse, and no one really cared in the end. Progress!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:19 PM (kYKEk)

148 So. Slogging through the flame thread of yesterday (seems so long ago).

Listened to a very conservative black fellow speak at lunch today. Along with a conservative Hispanic.

Both said the same thing: What is our message and who is our messenger?

Here's the deal: Every single one of these issues the left are using to beat us are ambushes.

We got to realize that. We are being trapped in an ambush every time we even discuss these issues on their terms. They want us--need us--to defend ourselves.

And we are going to keep losing until we understand why the US military is rarely trapped in an ambush: You always charge into an ambush. Never, never, never stay put and defend. Attack.

You all worried about the news reports of the left's efforts to turn TX blue? We know, we know. And we are doing something about it.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 21, 2013 06:19 PM (VjL9S)

149 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:20 PM (9Bj8R)

150 Actually, the story says it was _not_ Google maps, and points out that Google blurs our faces, so this could not happen on Google. It happened on "Yandex" maps.

Posted by: erik at February 21, 2013 06:20 PM (x/l3R)

151
The Moms of some of the younger boys at that party, are the ones who turned her in...for hiring the strippers.

They have a right to be pissed...
They knowthey're going to never hear the end of it.

"Aww mom...how come I can't have strippers too? You never buy me anything good!"

Posted by: wheatie at February 21, 2013 06:20 PM (DZbQ0)

152 146 Cher's screwed up kid,


Hear, hear...!

//Mr. Ray Maddow

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:20 PM (LRFds)

153 The hell you say!

Posted by: Cher's screwed up kid at February 21, 2013 06:18 PM (9Bj8R)


I don't know why you thought it was a good idea to lop off those tiny tits of yours, but whatever it is they sew on between your legs, it ain't gonna get 'er done, honey. Plus, you're fat and ugly. So, there's that.

Posted by: tcn at February 21, 2013 06:20 PM (VLG62)

154
>>> are you drunk?

me smartpho isn't very smart

Posted by: soothsayer at February 21, 2013 06:20 PM (FC8Yl)

155 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 21, 2013 06:17 PM (xCuSg)

Someone should check to see how many times he's accidentally lit himself on fire. This could be an IQ thing.

Maybe she thought he was too dumb to go to authorities. Or remember. Or tie his shoes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:20 PM (bxiXv)

156 "The cheerleading coach looks like a british actress, who's name I fail to remember."
Emilie De Ravin? (Australian)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (mQLel)




Yes! Thank you. Would have bothered me all night.

Posted by: beach at February 21, 2013 06:20 PM (LpQbZ)

157 Actually, I'm narrowing it down to just "Queerbait" because how do you
put the word out on the street that this is how you be repaying bitches
for the nicest thing they can do for a guy?


She was a cheerleading coach- maybe she refused to put him on the squad.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 21, 2013 06:21 PM (SY2Kh)

158 "130 People are going to have to grow up at some point and accept that men and women are different.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:14 PM (kYKEk)

Liberals have a problem with that concept. Like women are to dainty to fire a big old dirty gun, but are fine for front line combat units?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:15 PM (9Bj8R) "

Well, the heuristic they employ is always: "What will fuck Western men/Western civilization up more?"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:21 PM (kYKEk)

159 >>>The story says he went to police. I'm guessing he wanted more and got pissed when she stopped performing the mouth magic.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (LCRYB)___ ____ ____ _ ___ ____ ___ ___ ____ ___ ___ __ ___ __Or maybe he got religion and decided he was sinning and she was a danger to minors.*jus' spitballin'*

Posted by: Meremortal at February 21, 2013 06:21 PM (1Y+hH)

160 All my teachers were old goats.

Oh yea? Mine were nuns.

Posted by: Paladin at February 21, 2013 06:21 PM (3sGSF)

161 The story says he went to police.

Damn 16 yr old socons are gonna ruin the GOP.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 21, 2013 06:22 PM (feFL6)

162 Looks like a face dance to me.

And that "oral sex" wasn't "sex." Didn't we all learn that like back in the last century?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 21, 2013 06:23 PM (ndp2I)

163 160 Paladin,


I had two hot teachers...

1) 7th grade English teacher...

ichi-wa-wa as Ace would say.....


2) 11th grade journalism teacher....

the 7th grade Eng teacher was a prototype cougar...she may have been 37 but by gawd it was an electric 37

11th grade teacher was 22 years old fresh out of OSU....

I actually almost talked her into a date but I had to work....

"curses foiled again"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:23 PM (LRFds)

164 Well I cared and I was a liberal at the time. However, I did hear liberals argue that she was whatever the political equivalent of a gold digger is or entrapped him, which considering Clinton's previous sexual history I found to be a lot of hooey. She was also an adult not a 17 year old student.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:23 PM (PxYrx)

165 Or maybe he got religion and decided he was sinning and she was a danger to minors.*jus' spitballin'*

Doubtful. If there's one thing on this planet that knows no shame, it's 17 year old wang.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 21, 2013 06:24 PM (SY2Kh)

166
Yeah the last one I don't much have a problem with it that much, I graduated HS at 17, wanted to get me some 23. I mean this from a law enforcement view it seems silly, especially considering they allow younger girls to get abortions by much older doctors with absolutely no parental consent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2013 06:24 PM (p/cQy)

167 "143 >>>well, I'll take your word for it since I'm just going off a bunch pictures from a keyword search.

definitely hot. the girls I was standing by all said "My god she's beautiful" or suchlike.

not saying that makes her interesting.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:17 PM (LCRYB) "

Well, either she is, or she isn't. It's not a fucking democracy. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:24 PM (kYKEk)

168 I don't remember any hot teachers when I was in school. Now when my kids were going to school, I would have hit about 90% of them. Did I change or did the teachers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:24 PM (9Bj8R)

169 The mother setting up a stripper party for her own son creeps me out.
Well, the presence of 13 and 14 yr olds is creepy too, but in a different way.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2013 06:24 PM (C8mVl)

170 Hmm...

I was thinking about what would 17 year-old do after getting my brains sucked south by a hot 22 year-old in a parking lot.

What I came up with was "ask for another blowjob" followed by "go home and immediately beat my dick like it was caught counting cards in Vegas while thinking about the blowjob I just received."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 21, 2013 06:25 PM (xCuSg)

171 161. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:25 PM (PxYrx)

172 We had one semi hot(she was a redhead with huge tittehs but kind of a butterface)teacher in my HS.She also coached(or whatever they call it) the school band.Rumor was she was banging one of the guys,and she seemed awfully chummy with him in particular.He wasn't a close friend of mine but as far as I know he never told anyone it was true.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2013 06:26 PM (9XBK2)

173 164 FenlonSpoke,

doesn't matter under the law...the "fuck up Bob Packwood and GOP men with libido bill" says he sexually harassed every woman in the intern corps because of the peddling of influence period...

of course that was when it was finally made plain as day that "rule of law" roughly translated from the JackAss is "fuck you the law is for YOU not us fucker"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:26 PM (LRFds)

174
Lap dances are a bit strange anyway. It pretty much crosses the fine line between strippuh and whoo-ah.

And to get one in front of a crowd of doods...?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 21, 2013 06:27 PM (DlaLh)

175 They're saying the cheerleader coach/hummer thing and the stripper party thing are crimes?

I really did wake up in a fascist hellhole, then. It's like I'm living in crazy-town all of a sudden. I'm starting to really freak out about it, actually.

Posted by: Phinn at February 21, 2013 06:27 PM (2IQGd)

176 She was also an adult not a 17 year old student.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:23 PM (PxYrx)


No, but she was only 22 and was an INTERN in the White House and was USED by the most powerful man in the Country. He is a pig and should have roasted for what he did.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:27 PM (9Bj8R)

177 "159 >>>The story says he went to police. I'm guessing he wanted more and got pissed when she stopped performing the mouth magic.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:16 PM (LCRYB)___ ____ ____ _ ___ ____ ___ ___ ____ ___ ___ __ ___ __Or maybe he got religion and decided he was sinning and she was a danger to minors.*jus' spitballin'*

Posted by: Meremortal at February 21, 2013 06:21 PM (1Y+hH) "

Sure. Blame religion...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:27 PM (kYKEk)

178 Those moms were just jealous old hags.

Posted by: Bowling Alley Strippers, LLC at February 21, 2013 06:28 PM (Q9qpj)

179 166 Guy Mohawk,

Yeah I left at 17 too, was on my own at 15 for the most part thanks to my construction work....

I nailed 19 year olds for fun and such at the Pizza joint at 16ish...


it did not end civilization

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:28 PM (LRFds)

180 I dated a 23-year-old when I was 17, but she didn't work for a school, she worked for an opthamologist.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:28 PM (bxiXv)

181 Yeah well, the big problem with teen boys and teachers is when you get some big fat slob of a teacher who somehow manipulates some average guy into something he is going to kick himself for forever - that someone ran a story showing a picture of the big fat slob oaf a woman who did him on the front page of a paper or on the local news. he would be far better off if everyone let it go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 21, 2013 06:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

182
What I came up with was "ask for another blowjob" followed by "go home and immediately beat my dick like it was caught counting cards in Vegas while thinking about the blowjob I just received."

---------------------------
Yeah, for about the next 30 years. Nothing could top that. College girlfriend, anything goes? Meh.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 21, 2013 06:29 PM (QLJPW)

183 "164 Well I cared and I was a liberal at the time. However, I did hear liberals argue that she was whatever the political equivalent of a gold digger is or entrapped him, which considering Clinton's previous sexual history I found to be a lot of hooey. She was also an adult not a 17 year old student.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:23 PM (PxYrx) "

A 17 year-old male is definitely an adult. And the power/authoriteh differential was much higher in Clinton's case.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:29 PM (kYKEk)

184 >>>It pretty much crosses the fine line between strippuh and whoo-ah.

that line is plenty thin. Thin as a $100 bill.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2013 06:29 PM (LCRYB)

185
I was thinking about what would 17 year-old do after getting my brains sucked south by a hot 22 year-old in a parking lot.



."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 21, 2013 06:25 PM


I was with a 22 year old chick when I was just a few days past my 18th birthday. I damn near had to pull the cloth of my car seat out of the crack of my ass when she got done with me. There was no thinking required, I started dating her.

Posted by: Berserker at February 21, 2013 06:29 PM (FMbng)

186 Okay, I'll conjecture something unpopular - what if the kid, knowing that getting hummers from the coach was illegal and threatened to rat her out if she didn't do X (gang romp with his buddies, anal, who knows?) and she said no? Then he rats her out. I can see why they gave her a plea deal.

Posted by: unf-ing-believable at February 21, 2013 06:29 PM (EXsuU)

187 Fun Fact Of The Day: One-Third Of Congressional Black Caucus Reps Have Been Under Ethics Investigations At Least Once…

Weasel Zippers:

Speaking of cock suckers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:30 PM (9Bj8R)

188 172 Steevy,

I'd wager looking back there was at least one student in a reasonably sized class per school year rutting with staff....

not wishful thinking either it is a bad thing I was in 300 ed classes after all...

the abuse of authority is damaging to the psychological make-up of enough victims to be discouraged and enforced as unethical if nothing else....

"book em Danno" might be overkill but they should definitely lose their licenses.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:30 PM (LRFds)

189 "168 I don't remember any hot teachers when I was in school. Now when my kids were going to school, I would have hit about 90% of them. Did I change or did the teachers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2013 06:24 PM (9Bj8R) "

Makeup and the amount of time women devote to it changed.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:31 PM (kYKEk)

190 I can see why they gave her a plea deal.
Posted by: unf-ing-believable at February 21, 2013 06:29 PM (EXsuU)

You have no idea

Posted by: Judge in the Case at February 21, 2013 06:31 PM (9Bj8R)

191
Little Miss Muffet

Sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider

And sat down beside her

And said blow me or I'm telling the cops, bitch!


'OH !



Posted by: Andrew "Dice" Clay at February 21, 2013 06:32 PM (EZl54)

192 Posted by: unf-ing-believable at February 21, 2013 06:29 PM (EXsuU)

I hope the story comes out, he needs his card permanently revoked if that's the case.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:32 PM (bxiXv)

193 184 Ace,

over in the Joisey perimeter of NYC there's a strip club once owned by the family they based the Sopranos off of...they have a 40% rule that 40% of the area must not be a strip club...


the 100 dollar bill gets around...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:32 PM (LRFds)

194 That's a sweet story, Berserker. I was thinking about teaming up to write romance novels. You in?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 21, 2013 06:32 PM (xCuSg)

195 169 The mother setting up a stripper party for her own son creeps me out.

Yeah, it's creepy...on several levels.

If shedid itto be'The Coolest Mom Ever'...then she is an idiot, for not realizing that she was crossing waay over the line.


Posted by: wheatie at February 21, 2013 06:32 PM (DZbQ0)

196 "we had an English Lit teacher who debauched a 15 year old marrying her the day after SR graduation when I was in 8th grade...of course this being the 80s everyone shrugged...
Posted by: sven10077"

Sometimes, whether or not this stuff gets prosecuted depends on if the parents push it. I had assumed that when a high school senior dates and has sex with, for instance, a sophemore that it is just ignored. But my Sister in Law who teaches high school says that if the parents push it, the 18 is prosecuted and has his name on the sex offender list.

And in the case of the thread incidents, decisions have to be made as to whether these crimes warrant wasting jail space.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2013 06:33 PM (tAOpG)

197 180 Mero,

and there's nothing wrong with that at all by law in the majority of states....

nor should there be IMHO...

for a FiCon soft SoCon I am not what the moonbats try to paint me as....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)

198 From the mug shot I assumed it was less a case of mom hiring strippers than of mom having a few f her coworkers over after their shift swinging from poles to attend her son's party.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 21, 2013 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

199 Sure. Blame religion...Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 21, 2013 06:27 PM (kYKEk)__ ___ ___ ____ ___ Not at all. If he got religion, he did exactly what he should have done. Whether the activity should be classified as criminal is a different matter.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 21, 2013 06:35 PM (1Y+hH)

200 196 nerdygirl,

yeah that is pretty much my read as well...

who knows?

He took care of the girl paid her way through school etc etc maybe the parents shrugged...

I never looked too hard tried to ignore things beyond my power and I was just a bystander at the JR High who only knew about it because of my foster mom being a librarian...

we heard a lot of gossip

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:37 PM (LRFds)

201 I have never actually seen any pictures of big fat slobs of high school women teachers who are accused of having sex with their male students. They may not all be great looking, but they look o.k. I think it's mostly a power dynamic/control thing because surely they could find men their own age to have sex with. I agree with sven. Yank their licenses pronto.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:37 PM (PxYrx)

202 That's a sweet story, Berserker. I was thinking about teaming up to write romance novels. You in?


Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 21, 2013 06:32 PM



With my musician exploits? It would be part comedy, part horror, and now that I'm thinking of some of those chicks.... probably part sci-fi. lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 21, 2013 06:37 PM (FMbng)

203
if the parents push it, the 18 is prosecuted and has his name on the sex offender list
--------------------------
And it depends if the parents pushing it percieve a payday at the end of the rainbow.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 21, 2013 06:38 PM (QLJPW)

204 for a FiCon soft SoCon I am not what the moonbats try to paint me as....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)


Pretty much nothing is what they say it is...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 21, 2013 06:38 PM (bxiXv)

205 And in the case of the thread incidents, decisions have to be made as to whether these crimes warrant wasting jail space.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2013 06:33 PM (tAOpG)

indeed! in both of the incidents mentioned here jail time is less appropriate than spanking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 21, 2013 06:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

206 I got too depressed at the state of schools to check all these photos, but the ones I did the women looked pretty good. If you're having sex with your students:

1. You're a person who can't exercise self control.

2. It's a power issue.

3. You're mentally ill.

God grief; Go to an analyst and talk it over. Don't debase your profession in that way

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:42 PM (PxYrx)

207 Whoops; Forget the link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/teacher-sex-scandal

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:42 PM (PxYrx)

208

I know we've stayed nicely on topic(s) here, but may I talk about Rubio?

Did you see the water-bottle bit Bibi did with him?

Rubio needs to do the water-bottle bit once in every speech he makes from now on. He should do it right after he makes his strongest point, while the crowd is applauding. The applause will only increase.


When Rubio is asked (hopefully) about the water-bottle mockery, he should answer, "I'm used to prejudice from some people, it comes with the territory."

Posted by: Meremortal at February 21, 2013 06:44 PM (1Y+hH)

209 206 FenlonSpoke,

What profession would that be?

I'm pretty sure being a sexual deviant is defacto reuired activity for democrat operatives which is what they are.

"Education" left the building in ~1994-1996

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:45 PM (LRFds)

210
>>Don't debase your profession in that way<<

Debase? That word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2013 06:46 PM (5Lxhy)

211 208 Meremortal,

pretty much I also respect his playing the race card...

fuck the mules.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:46 PM (LRFds)

212 After the bj I would have bribed her for anal.

Posted by: Bosk at February 21, 2013 06:46 PM (n2K+4)

213

Oh, and if Obama had done the water bottle bit, the media would have crowed, " Did you see him grab that water bottle without even looking? Amazing dexterity!"

Posted by: Meremortal at February 21, 2013 06:47 PM (1Y+hH)

214 212 Bosk,

eh....Anal always mystified me, I think the only reason I ever wanted it was "you can have this and this and these but NOT this..."

at 16/17 I was pretty inelegant....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:48 PM (LRFds)

215

>>at 16/17 I was pretty inelegant....

Because othing says 'elegance' like fudgebuttons on the duvet cover.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2013 06:49 PM (5Lxhy)

216 I know exactly what debase means. It mean this:

reduce (something) in quality or value; degrade.
Lower the moral character of (someone): "war debases people"

So I'm assuming that you're saying that because you don't think much of the teaching profession to begin with?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:50 PM (PxYrx)

217 206 --- That's why I'm okay with the coach/teacher having a misdemeanor on her record. (I'm NOT talking about a registered sex-offender designation.) It will come up when she applies for a job working with kids.

She should not be working with kids, not because she's a "slut" ---there are plenty of "sluts" who are great, responsible teachers--- but because she's got mental problems.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2013 06:50 PM (C8mVl)

218 I'd hit every last one of 'em. Don't tell Missus Jakeman, although she just might give me a pass, under the circumstances. Holy hell.

For the record, I don't remember having any hot teachers, ever, and Grandma Jakeman did not ever hire strippers for me, ever. FML.

Posted by: jakeman at February 21, 2013 06:50 PM (96M6e)

219 215 Garrett,

er well...

heh

nah my point was I was pretty basic...a lot like being drunk and trying to tune up your car...

just finding where to put that wrench that was ready for combat when the wind blew a little was....

never mind

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)

220 Ah, your right sven. I was thinking with my perveted 50 year old brain, not the innocent 17 year old. I would have bribed her for a double team dp instead.

Posted by: Bosk at February 21, 2013 06:52 PM (n2K+4)

221 216 FenlonSpoke,

FS I think the point is that the profession jumped the shark at some point and became a sort of money laundering machine for the DNC and Stalags....

I knew more about the American revolution by 4th grade than some seniors know now...

not brag, fact.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:52 PM (LRFds)

222 Sven

94? Is that when Bj Clinton was in office? He debased the Presidency but I'm not sure what that has to do with the state of education unless you were speaking of something else

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:53 PM (PxYrx)

223 216:

The OP may not, but I do.

Education majors have the lowest scores of any college in a university.

Posted by: speedster1 at February 21, 2013 06:55 PM (yeM7r)

224 I'm sure there are sluts who are wonderful teachers. They just don't exercise it on their students.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:55 PM (PxYrx)

225
I have never actually seen any pictures of big fat slobs of high school women teachers who are accused of having sex with their male students. They may not all be great looking, but they look o.k. I think it's mostly a power dynamic/control thing because surely they could find men their own age to have sex with. I agree with sven. Yank their licenses pronto.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February

you clearly have not read enough stories around here


http://tinyurl.com/b7f8a35

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 21, 2013 06:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

226 If the thong does not fit,
You must acquit

Posted by: Johnny Cockring at February 21, 2013 06:56 PM (feFL6)

227 Sven

The fact that high schools students don't know about American history is a feature-not a bug-for many liberals. God forbid that we be parochial in that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:57 PM (PxYrx)

228 222 Fenlon Spoke,

It is not even mostly about the debauchery, it is about the NEA and schools forgetting they are not fucking social advocates uber alles they are there to teach johnny to fucking read.

Bill Clinton did not just "debase the presidency" thanks...

I had a niece ask what the big deal was about blowjobs and perjury in Huber Heights Ohio ~11 thanks to William I-the Inhaler....

he basically exposed the rank hypocrisy of the entire ethical ideas on sexual congress.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:58 PM (LRFds)

229 Thank you Ace for true definition of mouth
tweeting.

Posted by: CarolT at February 21, 2013 06:58 PM (s0f54)

230 227 FenlonSpoke,

yes but I used that example because it is an easy layup that I trust people who've been exposed to my more serious posts over this decade or so would grant me.

We've NEVER thrown more money for less results on education.....

we're literally a nation of lysenkoists now.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)

231 Where fat or slim or 58 or 23 it's the same deal. Mentally ill, control issues or desperate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:59 PM (PxYrx)

232 223 Speedster 1,

Yup pretty much, there are exceptions though not being too self-indulgent either. The problem is that the entire education complex at the sub College level has devolved into a make work activity for the types who would have been minimum wage +10% social workers at best in my early childhood. They have structurally set up a Rube Goldberg machine that punishes creativity and the use of discretionary tools, methods, and judgement on targeting each child as an individual subject.

We'd be better off just setting up YMCAs with libraries and VoTech labs and firing the whole rotten teacher's apple.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 21, 2013 07:02 PM (LRFds)

233 I think it's mostly a power dynamic/control thing because surely they could find men their own age to have sex with. I agree with sven. Yank their licenses pronto. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2013 06:37 PM (PxYrx)

Yeah. I understand the male reaction to these stories but from a women's POV....when I was in my 20's and 30's I wanted to be with men, not teenage boys. I don't understand how an adult woman can be attracted to them. Sure, they can get it up quickly, but 17 year old males are not famous for being accomplished lovers (of course, nowadays they are much more accomplished than the guys I necked with - necking? how quaint and Victorian that sounds! - in the back seats of their dad's Buick LeSabres back in the '70's.) Most 17 year old's don't have much of a build, they have zits and they talk about - 17 year old stuff, which is boring to any normal 30 year old. So the only reason I can think of is what FenelonSpoke said, that it's a power and control issue.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 21, 2013 07:08 PM (7FqJH)

234 Not bad? The worst BJ I ever got was OUTSTANDING.

Posted by: DTShangers at February 21, 2013 07:15 PM (W+GQl)

235
@233

Keep in mind that she's only 22. Yes, she should probably be chasing men who are 20 and older (there's a big shift in mental attitude right around there). But the kid was only a few years younger than her. and if he came out of his adolescence a bit early (which happens often enough), then the physical issues that you're describing aren't present.

There's a lot of weird stuff that happens with social/mental development right around age 18-19, and given boththat and the relative closeness of their ages I'm a bit hesitant to out and out condemn her - aside from the fact that she was a member of the school staff, and thus an authority figure for him (even if she didn't ordinarily come in contact with him during the school day).

Posted by: junior at February 21, 2013 07:20 PM (UWFpX)

236 sheesh. the kid turned her in to the cops? how bizarro is that!

Posted by: MTF at February 21, 2013 08:07 PM (+GpbP)

237 Those damned Shelbyvillians!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at February 21, 2013 11:03 PM (QyeW7)

238 Damned if Mom isn't kind of hot herself...is the 16 year old the only one she has?

Hey mother, want another?

Posted by: Matthew at February 22, 2013 07:49 AM (659DL)






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