Obama's Neverending Campaign and His Complete Abdication of Actual Governance Functions

Red Alert Media spells the tactic out.

Does this sound familiar?

1) There is an important problem that requires Congress and the President to act. (entitlement reform, viable budget, sequestration, fiscal cliff, debt limit hike, etc.)

2) House Republicans propose and pass a bill with what they consider a good solution to the problem.

3) President Obama and Senate Democrats realize it is easier to attack the Republican plan than propose their own, so they refuse to propose a real bill.

4) President Obama delivers several campaign-like speeches filled with strawmen portraying Republicans as unreasonable, uncaring and somehow responsible for a lack of solution.

5) No permanent solution is achieved.

It should. This cycle has been repeated on every major issue that has come up since Republicans took over the House in 2011.

Even a liberal like Ron Fourier, while, of course, mostly blaming Republicans, actually notices that Obama is president and the buck should, at some point, stop with him.

If itís all about politics, bully for Obama. A majority of voters will likely side with the president over Republicans in a budget dispute because of his popularity and the GOPís pathetic approval ratings.

If itís about governing, the story changes: In any enterprise, the chief executive is ultimately accountable for success and failure. Sure, blame Congress ó castigate all 535 lawmakers, or the roughly half you hate. But there is only one president.

But did he beat Tiger? That's the main thing.


[Update - Andy] Rather than pushing the boss's post down with this like I almost did, I'll just graft it on.

Obama on sequestration: "I don't know why it is in this town, folks leave stuff until the last minute"

Posted by: Ace at 08:36 PM



Comments

1 He beat Reggie.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (JQuNB)

2 But governating is like hard and stuff.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (GEICT)

3 Read Alinsky: Rule 10: The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.

If you block all constructive alternatives, you can successfully attack ad infinitum.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (Y5I9o)

4 I'm sure the American electorate will figure this out.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (9XBK2)

5 Rick Scott folded on Obamacare. He stabbed us right in the face. He's dead to me.

Posted by: Truman North at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (I2LwF)

6 Dude, the main page is screwed up because of that big pic in the sidebar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 08:39 PM (+z4pE)

7 You Truman? I live in his state. I voted for him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 08:39 PM (GEICT)

8 Put the four dead in Benghazi on his account too.

Posted by: sTevo at February 20, 2013 08:41 PM (VMcEw)

9 I'm sorry everyone. It's all my fault

Posted by: John Boehner at February 20, 2013 08:41 PM (60GaT)

10
You Truman? I live in his state. I voted for him.

That makes two of us.

Shit. At the rate I pick political losers, I should just become a Dim.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 08:42 PM (+z4pE)

11 I live in Massachusetts. We were the original Obamacare commies. And even in a wealthy state with lots of employeds, it's failing.

I'm just watching the rest of the dominoes fall. Kasich, Scott...

Posted by: Truman North at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (I2LwF)

12 Shit. At the rate I pick political losers, I should just become a Dim.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 08:42 PM (+z4pE)



No shit. Me too. Some sort of bizarro Operation Chaos.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (GEICT)

13 You Truman? I live in his state. I voted for him.


***

This

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (piMMO)

14 Rush has been beating this drum since last week.

All that is missing here is the designation of a bogeyman and the fightin that he's going to do for you against that bogeyman.

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (/1U3u)

15 TFG makes stealing stuff look so easy.

Posted by: Jesse Jr at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (VMcEw)

16 Remember when I get boringly saying that the sitting President of the United States was going to run as a Washington outsider? Yeah.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (Gk3SS)

17 Whenever I have explosive Diareah, i face Washington DC, do a 180, pull down my pants, then kneel and push while squeezing like a mother fucker and pray to allah....once day my "prayer" will reach Teh Won!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (+OTLF)

18 Actual quote from Obama: "The buck stops with YOU."

Swear to God. During his campaign.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (UOM48)

19
>>But did he beat Tiger?<<

Spanked him.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (d1Gx7)

20 Sorry to thread jack ace.

This is pure Alinsky. It works for politics but not for governance. If there was any doubt he wants us to be destroyed, this tactic ought to settle it.

Posted by: Truman North at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (I2LwF)

21 He'll keep doing this as long as he can, because it works. Even if the Republicans somehow take over the Senate in 2014 it'll continue because they won't have a cloture-proof majority.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, Albertan at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (cXbpB)

22 Permanent campaigning is the new normal.

Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (bAGA/)

23 16 Remember when I get boringly saying that the sitting President of the United States was going to run as a Washington outsider? Yeah.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (Gk3SS)



It's amazing what one can do with no conscience and an overinflated ego.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 08:45 PM (GEICT)

24 I would suggest to the House of Representatives that if Obama cannot do anything constructive, then they should just go home and not come back until Obama gets serious.

Posted by: Harry at February 20, 2013 08:45 PM (ib4tw)

25 I expect a LOT more people will finally get tired of BO's non-leadership. It is so painfully obvious. BO is a total loser. If the lamestream media didn't cover for him, even the LIV's would 'get a clue'.
I look forward to BO going down (way down) in history.

Posted by: carolina at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (rloNp)

26 You Truman? I live in his state. I voted for him.

That makes two of us.


I'm in the same boat too, unfortunately.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (NEIxp)

27 >>>>Did he beat Tiger?

you forgot a word. That should read:

Did he beat Tiger off?

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (0PiQ4)

28 What a day. My car died after filling up at the Kroger gas pumps today, and it took AAA Premium two fucking hours to deal with my car. Tried rolling down the window and was eaten alive by flying teeth (gnats).

Husband took me out for a healing dirty martini or two.

Fuck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (UOM48)

29 And Pam Bondi was quick to get on twitter to try and pull the Oh well, we tried bullshit.

Concerned about consequences of greater fed control over healthcare, a major expansion of govt. At least FL lawsuit gave each state a choice

I responded

And then promptly caved. Terrific! BTW, wasn't that lawsuit pushed by your predecessor?

Bill McCullough was the AG who got the entire ball rolling on that lawsuit, not Bondi. He was the first AG to stand up and fight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (piMMO)

30
Remember when I get boringly saying that the sitting President of the United States was going to run as a Washington outsider? Yeah.

Your near prescient wisdom is surpassed only by your immortal beauty...
more cocoa?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (d1Gx7)

31 All these Florida morons?

It might be time for a meetup.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)

32 all this "Obama's soooo popular" stuff in the media seems suspiciously like Karl Rove having a "permanent majority" after 2004

nothing's inevitable but you gotta wonder how long this'll really last

Posted by: JDP at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (60GaT)

33 25
I expect a LOT more people will finally get tired of BO's
non-leadership. It is so painfully obvious. BO is a total loser. If the
lamestream media didn't cover for him, even the LIV's would 'get a
clue'.
I look forward to BO going down (way down) in history.


Posted by: carolina at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (rloNp)


I wish I had your optimism.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (trying to think up a new nic) at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (cXbpB)

34
All that is missing here is the designation of a bogeyman and the fightin that he's going to do for you against that bogeyman.

Meanwhile, the economy's in the shitter, gas and grocery prices are through the roof, there are millions still funemployed, the MidEast is on fire, there are Russian subs off our coast, our rights are under assault, ad infinitum.

You'd think that after a few years of this, the LIV's would catch on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (+z4pE)

35 I hate TFG. I hate him more every. single. day.

I feel sure he sucks as badly at golf as he does everything in his life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (UOM48)

36 Present.

Posted by: Obama at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (BVkEs)

37 Slaying strawmen is hard work

Posted by: Shecky Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (0SXI6)

38
Breibart has the story about Gov. Scott's flip-flop. Scott also recently said Florida's gun laws need a "broad review."
The GOP's official slogan should be: You Fucked Up! You Trusted Us!

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 20, 2013 08:48 PM (PBm/l)

39 You'd think that after a few years of this, the LIV's would catch on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM



The food stamps just don't go as far as they used to.

Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2013 08:48 PM (bAGA/)

40 I will live my life as I see fit. If (when) this creeping intrusion becomes impossible to ignore, I'll disobey. It's our moral obligation to disobey.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 20, 2013 08:48 PM (vk6ov)

41 Concerned about consequences of greater fed control over healthcare, a major expansion of govt. At least FL lawsuit gave each state a choice

I responded

And then promptly caved. Terrific! BTW, wasn't that lawsuit pushed by your predecessor?

Bill McCullough was the AG who got the entire ball rolling on that lawsuit, not Bondi. He was the first AG to stand up and fight.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (piMMO)

Bondi campaigned on continuing that fight, IIRC. Fat lot of good it's done, as it turns out.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 08:48 PM (NEIxp)

42 29 In the end the pressure from the bureacracy and their fellow gubmint elites gets to them.They almost always fold,the ones who don't leave office fast.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:48 PM (9XBK2)

43
All these Florida morons?

It might be time for a meetup.


I've been trying to get all the FL Morons together for Bike Week. I usually have a gig somewhere here then. As it is, we're pretty spread out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (+z4pE)

44 I swear Sammy Davis Junior is my favorite entertainer. (does that work Mr. Schumer)

Posted by: Shecky Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (0SXI6)

45 I would suggest to the House of Representatives that if Obama cannot do
anything constructive, then they should just go home and not come back
until Obama gets serious.


Then you're calling for Obama to rule as dictator for the next four years.

There's an argument for that, I believe its initials are "LIB"; but you should know what you're asking for.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (QTHTd)

46 [Update - Andy] Rather than pushing the boss's post down with this like I almost did, I'll just graft it on.

Obama on sequestration: "I don't know why it is in this town, folks leave stuff until the last minute"

************

Could be because they are working for the government.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (r2PLg)

47 Did he beat Tiger off?
Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (0PiQ4)



Nah, TFG doesn't work at Perkins.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (GEICT)

48 Get your fat ass to work obama, you are making enough money presidenting, time to earn it!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (vgd4f)

49 When the Freebaggers shop getting their shit, the shit will hit the fan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM48)

50 ďI will veto any effort to get rid of those automatic spending cutsĒ Barack Hussein Obama- 11-21-2011

Today: Those evil republicans want spending cuts! those 'federal teachers' will be laid off (huh?)

Clear thinkers: WTF? He proposed it for gods sake. what a HACK

Posted by: Just the Facts at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (m6Fkk)

51 Dear Lord!You could use that fuckers legs as pipe cleaners.What a nancy boy.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:50 PM (9XBK2)

52

In the early days of our country the cultural/educational gap between thepolitical class and low-information class was similar to today's in say, vocabulary, but the gap was much smaller when it came to business sense, common sense, and hands-on problem solving.



The gap has grown, obviously. I blame professional politicians.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 20, 2013 08:50 PM (1Y+hH)

53 50 ďI will veto any effort to get rid of those automatic spending cutsĒ Barack Hussein Obama- 11-21-2011

Today: Those evil republicans want spending cuts! those 'federal teachers' will be laid off (huh?)

Clear thinkers: WTF? He proposed it for gods sake. what a HACK
Posted by: Just the Facts at February 20, 2013 08:49 PM (m6Fkk)

Everything he says has an expiration date. Everything.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 08:51 PM (NEIxp)

54 This the Scott who was governor of Florida during the Trayvon Martin mess? Because that Scott did a great job of hiding in the basement for some months.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 20, 2013 08:51 PM (QTHTd)

55 When the right regains political power, the temptation to torment the left - daily, relentlessly, Chicago gang-style...( as they have us) may be our most difficult challenge. Delicious fantasy for us now however.

Posted by: KAT FIN at February 20, 2013 08:51 PM (mbtTb)

56 The balls on that guy.

Posted by: Andy at February 20, 2013 08:51 PM (OZPoa)

57 You'd think that after a few years of this, the LIV's would catch on.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (+z4pE)

Even if they do catch on they won't likely care, as long as there is free shit coming their way and some racist Republicans to blame.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 08:52 PM (7xPCu)

58 I'm pretty sure Mooch carries TFG's balls in her $6,000 purse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 08:52 PM (UOM48)

59 HA!

Ace gets a Twitchy thread!

http://t.co/rkWRfnOXpk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 08:52 PM (piMMO)

60 Obama's next day of work will be his first day of work

Posted by: Shecky Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:52 PM (0SXI6)

61
I don't know why it is in this town, folks leave stuff until the last minute

Sigh. Me either.

Posted by: Zombie Chris Stevens at February 20, 2013 08:53 PM (vbh31)

62 Barry golfs the way he bowls..."like the Special Olympics, or something."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 08:53 PM (UOM48)

63 OMG HE IS SO DREAMY

Posted by: Brian Williams, NBC at February 20, 2013 08:53 PM (8sCoq)

64 Glad you didn't go out with a Hagel post, Ace.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 08:54 PM (0PiQ4)

65 54 This the Scott who was governor of Florida during the Trayvon Martin mess? Because that Scott did a great job of hiding in the basement for some months.


Yup, the same. It's also the case where the Special Prosecutor was weeping and holding hands with the Martin family, vowing "justice for Trayvon."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 08:54 PM (NEIxp)

66 Yup, the same. It's also the case where the Special Prosecutor was weeping and holding hands with the Martin family, vowing "justice for Trayvon."
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 08:54 PM (NEIxp)


Prayers answered, there was Justice for Trayvonne.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:55 PM (l86i3)

67 . . . I'll burn it all down I will, no cake, no stapler, no office, no paycheck, this nonsense has got to stop now or god so help me I'll burn the whole place down ...

Posted by: Milton Waddams at February 20, 2013 08:55 PM (BAS5M)

68 de-sock

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 08:56 PM (8sCoq)

69 That's a nice pic of Barky shooting skeet.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 20, 2013 08:56 PM (swtyh)

70 I didn't care much for Rick Scott anyway, then he pulls this. You guys talking about switching to RAT? I might, just to screw them--my vote always loses.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 08:56 PM (QLJPW)

71 Bill Oreilly's new book is Killing Jesus. WTF.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:56 PM (l86i3)

72 I am beginning to wonder if McCullough wouldn't have been a better alternative to Scott.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 08:57 PM (piMMO)

73 I'm surprised Obama hasn't signed endorsement contracts with Nike and Callaway. Maybe he'll have his pet gimp Jay Carney do the actual product placement, as he's all respectful of the office and shit.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 08:57 PM (7xPCu)

74 71
Bill Oreilly's new book is Killing Jesus. WTF.




This will guarantee him invites to all the smart Manhattan parties.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 08:58 PM (UOM48)

75 I love that picture, BTW.

If that cocksucker's handicap is under 15, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Andy at February 20, 2013 08:58 PM (OZPoa)

76

71 Bill Oreilly's new book is Killing Jesus. WTF.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:56 PM (l86i


______________

What?

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 08:58 PM (r2PLg)

77 I'm surprised Obama hasn't signed endorsement contracts with Nike and Callaway.

Because the tiniest amount of athletic ability is usually required fir those gigs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 08:58 PM (NhYa3)

78 I'm surprised Obama hasn't signed endorsement contracts with Nike and Callaway. Maybe he'll have his pet gimp Jay Carney do the actual product placement, as he's all respectful of the office and shit.

***

I would bet that after he is out of office, that is exactly what he'll do.

He'll be the first POTUS ever to have his own line of golf cleats.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 08:59 PM (piMMO)

79 Rick Scott. did anyone really think the singer from 'Midnight Oil' would be a conservative?

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 20, 2013 08:59 PM (0SXI6)

80 Emmanuel Goldstein and his evil republicans . . .

How long can this go on? We don't know, Winston Smith died before the story was over.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 20, 2013 08:59 PM (Of1Xd)

81 Andy's here. Hey!

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 08:59 PM (0PiQ4)

82 73 I'm surprised Obama hasn't signed endorsement contracts with Nike and Callaway. Maybe he'll have his pet gimp Jay Carney do the actual product placement, as he's all respectful of the office and shit.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 08:57 PM (7xPCu)

I really thought Gibbs was a putz but he can't hold a candle to Carney.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2013 08:59 PM (j7iSn)

83 Oh, crap, I violated the style guide.

That should've been "sucker of cock".

Posted by: Andy at February 20, 2013 08:59 PM (OZPoa)

84 52 ---"The gap has grown, obviously. I blame professional politicians."

Posted by: Meremortal at February 20, 2013 08:50 PM (1Y+hH)

I blame the mass media, especially television.
And the education system.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2013 09:00 PM (C8mVl)

85 Because the tiniest amount of athletic ability is usually required fir those gigs.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 08:58 PM (NhYa3)


Yeah, I'm sure they would see him as a threat to their brands, and just give him some money to go away.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:00 PM (7xPCu)

86 Nova tonight: The Mind of a Rampage Killer

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:00 PM (piMMO)

87 Only if this guy were held to account for all of this mess. You would have to have some sort of group of professionals eager to embarrass him and his fellow travelers. Some kind of organizations that would insist on action and address the public with a clear message.

It would have to be massive, something on the order of a national political party...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 09:00 PM (Ipj15)

88 Hola!

We'll have none of that French shit in here.

Posted by: Andy at February 20, 2013 09:00 PM (OZPoa)

89 76 Don't know if you missed my answer in the last thread.Over at The Conversation he says "a guy named tasker" told him the head of the tire companies nickname was Grizz.Don't feel bad,ace probably thinks I'm a girl.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:01 PM (9XBK2)

90 It would have to be massive, something on the order of a national political party...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 09:00 PM (Ipj15)

Yeah, good luck with that.

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 20, 2013 09:01 PM (l86i3)

91
71 Bill Oreilly's new book is Killing Jesus. WTF.

---

Thought it was Killing Abel.

Posted by: Obama at February 20, 2013 09:01 PM (BVkEs)

92 We take 3 weeks to play 18 holes.

Posted by: The French at February 20, 2013 09:02 PM (vbh31)

93


Bill Oreilly's new book is Killing Jesus. WTF.



This will guarantee him invites to all the smart Manhattan parties.


That depends upon whom he blames.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 20, 2013 09:02 PM (iNcoE)

94 87 Only if this guy were held to account for all of this mess. You would have to have some sort of group of professionals eager to embarrass him and his fellow travelers. Some kind of organizations that would insist on action and address the public with a clear message. It would have to be massive, something on the order of a national political party...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 09:00 PM (Ipj15)

Yep, the republicans suck worse then the dems, wish we had a house/sen full of cruzes, wests, dornans, etc, etc...

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:02 PM (vgd4f)

95
Yep, the republicans suck worse then the dems, wish we had a house/sen full of cruzes, wests, dornans, etc, etc...
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:02 PM (vgd4f)

Yeah, good luck with that.

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 20, 2013 09:03 PM (l86i3)

96
That depends upon whom he blames.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 20, 2013 09:02 PM (iNcoE)


Prolly Bush.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:03 PM (l86i3)

97 Govern? Why would I have to do that, when I nominate such excellent candidates to the cabinet, like Chuck Hagel - REPUBLICAN

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 20, 2013 09:03 PM (0SXI6)

98 If itís about governing, the story changes: In any enterprise, the chief executive is ultimately accountable for success and failure. Sure, blame Congress ó castigate all 535 lawmakers, or the roughly half you hate. But there is only one president.

And he still won't be blamed. The country can burn as long as these homers get their win. These Fucking Guys.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:03 PM (QupBk)

99 Yeah, good luck with that.
Posted by: Karl Rove at February 20, 2013 09:03 PM (l86i3)

Karl rove can kiss my big fat white ass!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:04 PM (vgd4f)

100 He'll be the first POTUS ever to have his own line of golf cleats ball washers.


FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2013 09:04 PM (BAS5M)

101 It would have to be massive, something on the order of a national political party...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 09:00 PM (Ipj15)

Just think of all the therapists Obamacare will have to pay for! Or maybe take a page from the lefty playbook, and make sure that they have the right to assisted suicide.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:04 PM (7xPCu)

102 Karl rove can kiss my big fat white ass!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:04 PM (vgd4f)



Hey, we don't cotton to that kind of purity talk around here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:04 PM (GEICT)

103 That photo reminds me of this blast from the past.

youtube.com/watch?v=FbIbyym6yz4

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (WM+rJ)

104 I hate TFG. I hate him more every. single. day.

I feel sure he sucks as badly at golf as he does everything in his life.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (UOM4


I guaran-fucking-damn-tee I could kick his worthless ass at hoops; and I'm terrible.

And Rick Scott? The fuckface that flinched from all the race hustlers and appointed that publicity whore special prosecutor on the Saint Trayvon case? No, I never foresaw him being an untrustworthy cocksucker on anything.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (wVt2v)

105 Hey, we don't cotton to that kind of purity talk around here.

Sure we do! Ask DrewM!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (NhYa3)

106 Wow, just read the end of the doomy flame war thread. That was an hour I could have used more productively I'm sure.

Got ugly at the end. Cringe inducing ugly.

Oh well, the scotch tastes good.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (jIaZt)

107 We take 3 weeks to play 18 holes.
___
I've seen Obama nail 18 holes in an hour.

Posted by: Kal Penn at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (zPVBH)

108 Hey, we should give the dickhead a break.

He lives with FOUR fucking women, his mother in law, his wife and his two daughter. When he tries to fuck Mochelle it's on camera for the Secret Service so he pretends it's Reggie and moves.

Life isn't all a bowl of cherry for The One.

Getting away for a little quiet sex with Reggie has got to calm him down.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (wR+pz)

109 Sure we do! Ask DrewM!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (NhYa3)




So. Wrong.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:06 PM (GEICT)

110
"Hi, I'm President Barack Obama. Do you want to take strokes off your game, like I did? I'd like you to try my exclusive President Barack Obama Nike Presidential Golf Shoes. Now, you can play golf just like me, Barack Obama.

I approved this message."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 09:06 PM (+z4pE)

111
I feel sure he sucks as badly at golf as he does everything in his life.
___
He doesn't suck badly at ...everything...

Posted by: Kal Penn at February 20, 2013 09:06 PM (zPVBH)

112 Doomy flame war thread? I thought they all were!

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2013 09:06 PM (/1U3u)

113 I'm so sorry I left my wiff back there in Floriduh. She's in fear for her life and I can't go and get her quick enough. She's taken her pistol to the local gunshop and got a tuneup done. She never goes anywhere by herself especially at night. Jacksonville has some terribly hairy neighborhoods. At least the Sherrif has come out in support of the 2nd. She'll be here NLT May 1st.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 20, 2013 09:06 PM (wYShC)

114 If that cocksucker's handicap is under 15, I'll eat my hat.Posted by: AndyNot a fucking chance.At least not without some generous foot wedges from the Secret Service....and about four or five 3-foot gimmies per round.That sucker of cock has no natural athletic ability. Honest round from the men's tee....I'm betting he breaks 90 one out of five rounds at best.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (0WLla)

115 Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (wR+pz)

I'm sure the extended family is nothing to be proud of, either.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (7xPCu)

116 110 When he leaves office many companies will throw money at him.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (9XBK2)

117
Got ugly at the end. Cringe inducing ugly.

Oh well, the scotch tastes good.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (jIaZt)


Yeah, I watched that go down. Like most flame wars, it was unnecessary. We need better trolls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (l86i3)

118 113 I'm so sorry I left my wiff back there in Floriduh. She's in fear for her life and I can't go and get her quick enough. She's taken her pistol to the local gunshop and got a tuneup done. She never goes anywhere by herself especially at night. Jacksonville has some terribly hairy neighborhoods. At least the Sherrif has come out in support of the 2nd. She'll be here NLT May 1st.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 20, 2013 09:06 PM (wYShC)



I grew up in Jax. Where is she? Unless she's living in Springfield, it can't be that bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (GEICT)

119 It's always easier for liberals politically. Actual governance? That's a lot tougher.

I don't know if I'll explain myself on this very well. It would be something Ace could flesh out a lot better, I am sure. But I'll try my best...

Conservatives are always on the defensive on issues, and it's not all because we don't have a compliant media, though that's not nothing either. The biggest problem is liberals natural appeal to the masses, those people that like to think of themselves as people who care, but really would like to just watch 30 Rock at night rather than actively participate in their community. Also, people that barely tune in.

Liberals love the anecdote. Every convention is a airing of grievances of people that have no chance. Sally Sue lost her insurance. Joe's job got shipped to China. I spoke with Mary and she's getting paid half of what Mark is. Carlos just wants to stay in the country he's grown to love. You want to help these people, don't you? Well, we'll take care of it....don't worry about those details. And if my opponents give you these convoluted reasons why it might be a bad idea, just trust us...it's rooted in hate.

The bar they have to cross in terms of argument is incredibly low. A few anecdotes, act like you care a little bit, and make us explain why what sounds like a caring idea is expensive, carries social costs, and isn't well thought out. Then call us uncaring bigots.

We actually have to make the much more complicated argument, but that requires people that are plugged in and engaged enough to listen to it. There aren't enough of those people anymore.

Hell, we can't even throw the poor results in their face anymore. People are incredibly cheap dates now. They don't even have to really do anything anymore. The big bill they passed isn't even popular. Doesn't matter. Just throw some pablum for people to digest, and that carries the day for them.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (UvR6d)

120 5
Rick Scott folded on Obamacare. He stabbed us right in the face. He's dead to me.


No he did NOT. He took the FREE medicaid for the poor that FL would have had to pay for, but now the Feds, you and I, will pay for.

Big difference. He would have been an idiot not to.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 20, 2013 09:08 PM (wR+pz)

121
He'll be the first POTUS ever to have his own line of golf cleats ball washers

Wonder how much he'll have to pay them to wash his balls?

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 20, 2013 09:08 PM (+9AX9)

122 Bill Oreilly's new book is Killing Jesus. WTF.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:56 PM (l86i3)




William McKinley: I guess my assassination wasn't a big deal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2013 09:08 PM (DYOK0)

123 Wow, just read the end of the doomy flame war thread.


***
Which one?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:08 PM (piMMO)

124 123 Yeah,there was at least 2 today.I refused to get involved.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:09 PM (9XBK2)

125 really, at this point, he's just phoning in Alinsky while he lives the life. Somebody tell the rebumplicans who still havent figured this out.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 09:10 PM (0PiQ4)

126 123 Wow, just read the end of the doomy flame war thread.


***
Which one?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:08 PM (piMMO)


Heh. Been that kind of day, hasn't it? A whole lot of Wheaties got peed in.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 09:10 PM (NEIxp)

127 We take 3 weeks to play 18 holes.


Posted by: The French at February 20, 2013 09:02 PM (vbh31)



And have white golf flags

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2013 09:10 PM (DYOK0)

128 Heh. Been that kind of day, hasn't it? A whole lot of Wheaties got peed in.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 09:10 PM (NEIxp)




You have no idea.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)

129 Yeah, I watched that go down. Like most flame wars, it was unnecessary. We need better trolls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (l86i3)


After a point, there's no positive aspect of participating in that feeding frenzy. I see a few names that only seem to show up for those fucking meltdowns, although I could be wrong on that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 09:11 PM (wVt2v)

130 Posted by: Dave S. at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (UvR6d)

You're absolutely right. Which message would sell better to the ignorant masses who for some reason are still allowed to vote?
The nice Democrat mommy, who asks you if you want more chocolate cake while you watch cartoons?
Or the mean Republican Dad, the stereotypical angry white male who says 'finish your broccoli, shut that damned TV off and do your homework!' ?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:11 PM (7xPCu)

131 Posted by: Dave S. at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (UvR6d)

Thanks, Dave. That was incredibly depressing.

Anybody seen my hemlock?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:11 PM (NhYa3)

132 You know I'm in a bad hole economy wise....now watch this drive....

//Bambi Choom

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:11 PM (LRFds)

133 You mean someone JUST NOTICED this?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 20, 2013 09:12 PM (ndp2I)

134 106 Wow, just read the end of the doomy flame war thread. That was an hour I could have used more productively I'm sure.

Got ugly at the end. Cringe inducing ugly.

Oh well, the scotch tastes good.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 20, 2013 09:05 PM (jIaZt)


______________

You read the whole thing?

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 09:12 PM (r2PLg)

135 What the hamburger is the GOP doing exactly?

I get the idea that third party is pure fantasy but what in gawdamn, mfin' hell are they doing?

Ace and others have told us that there are no GOP 'elites' in charge of this mess, but there seem to be several hundred suckers of cork doing nothing to hinder TFG in the slightest.

You know how you guarantee lost seats in 2014? You're soaking in it, Madge.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 09:12 PM (Ipj15)

136 GOSH BARACK IS SO DREAMY, ISNT HE? JUST THE WAY HE MASTERFULLY WIELDS THAT GOLF BAT MAKES MY TUMMY GET BUTTERFLIES. I LOVE THE WAY HE PLAYS 11-DIMENSIONAL CHESS WHILE THE REPUKES PLAY CHECKERS. HE IS THE BESTEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE GOOD OL' USSA.

Posted by: KAY IN MAINE at February 20, 2013 09:12 PM (BAS5M)

137 BC, extreme north end of University Blvd. Nice neighborhood that is surrounded by a combat-zone with all the accompanying JSO choppers, ambulances and fire trucks. Section 8 shit with all the fixings.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 20, 2013 09:12 PM (wYShC)

138 125 really, at this point, he's just phoning in Alinsky while he lives the life. Somebody tell the rebumplicans who still havent figured this out.
Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 09:10 PM (0PiQ4)

Seriously, this asshole has done nothing but get everyone fighting each other, and destroying America.He is not stupid, he did this and anyone who thinks otherwise is a damn fool!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:12 PM (vgd4f)

139 ...I'm betting he breaks 90 one out of five rounds at best.

You think that guy shoots bogey golf? That guy? If he's broken a hundred at anytime in his life it was from the lady's tee, or at Putt-Putt.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:13 PM (QupBk)

140 110 When he leaves office many companies will throw money at him.


Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (9XBK2)



If they have any left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2013 09:13 PM (DYOK0)

141 Someone just give us the brief color commentary and then jump to the ending/conclusion.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 09:13 PM (r2PLg)

142 137 BC, extreme north end of University Blvd. Nice neighborhood that is surrounded by a combat-zone with all the accompanying JSO choppers, ambulances and fire trucks. Section 8 shit with all the fixings.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 20, 2013 09:12 PM (wYShC)



Arlington? Over near JU?


Not the greatest neighborhood, but it ain't that bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)

143 122
Bill Oreilly's new book is Killing Jesus. WTF.



Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy

Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:56 PM (l86i3)


So how does it end? I sure hope no joos were involved. This would be a real game killer for me.

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 09:14 PM (wR+pz)

144 So while my car was dead, I was waiting for AAA, batting flying teeth from hell (gnats) there was still flaming going on here?

The hell you say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:14 PM (UOM48)

145 141 Better to not know and move on.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:14 PM (9XBK2)

146 135 weft cut-loop,


well funny you should ask we're hard at work trying to run Joisey Buddah...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:14 PM (LRFds)

147 suckers of cork doing nothing to hinder TFG in the slightest.

___________

I think that is how the Irish went down.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 09:15 PM (r2PLg)

148
More norther, BC. University and Ft Caroline. I kid you not.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 20, 2013 09:15 PM (wYShC)

149 144 Jane D'oh,

I was on good behavior ma'am other than ranting about Joisey Buddah....

sorry your POV died.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:15 PM (LRFds)

150 The Media makes the wins (the economy's recovering! Jobs are returning!).

The Media makes the losses ('92 Economy the worst in 50 years! Newt Gingrich wants to shut down the government!).

When the Media says what things mean, what happens doesn't matter.

Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 09:15 PM (MMC8r)

151 BC, extreme north end of University Blvd. Nice neighborhood that is surrounded by a combat-zone with all the accompanying JSO choppers, ambulances and fire trucks. Section 8 shit with all the fixings.

**

I'm in, technically, San Marco, but I'm only one block away from Philips, so... not really.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)

152 145 141 Better to not know and move on.
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:14 PM (9XBK2)

____________________

Thanks--that's probably a wise move.

But now I have the urge to go look at it like a train wreck or something.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (r2PLg)

153 @144

Jane, ugly thread. Lord know I tried to lighten them up, but once those gheys got in there it got ugly.

snarc.

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (wR+pz)

154 Well that was interesting. My power just flicked on and off. For no reason whatsoever. There's no storms, there was no loud bang to indicate that anyone hit a pole or that a squirrel decided to jihad a transformer box. That was odd.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (Gk3SS)

155
Someone just give us the brief color commentary
======================================
man that is sooo racist. People like you are ruining the Party!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (QLJPW)

156 I wonder what kind of meltdown the media would have if the impossible were to happen and the GOP ignored everything else and mocked Obama at each and every opportunity. I bet the media would not have as much stamina as we think. The GOP needs a stunt to match the antics of a mentally stunted prez.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (7xPCu)

157 Tasker, yes, the entire godforsaken abortion of a thread. Well, except the long comments or the ones in ALL CAPS.

NDH, since I've been lurking pretty much all day, I've noticed you are having sock control issues. That, or Corey Booker really likes you and just won't let go.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (jIaZt)

158 off sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 20, 2013 09:17 PM (wR+pz)

159 You think that guy shoots bogey golf? That guy? If
he's broken a hundred at anytime in his life it was from the lady's
tee, or at Putt-Putt.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:13 PM (QupBk)


If McDivot was any fucking good they'd give open access for the MFM catamites to worship him. He looks up at pathetic.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 09:17 PM (wVt2v)

160 What thread you talking about OSP?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:17 PM (NhYa3)

161 My husband promised me a newish car six months ago.

My POS car is dead, again, at the mechanic's.

Husband's birfday is tomorrow, and I have to travel with him to a board meeting, and sleep in a hotel bed that may, or may not, have cum stains on the bedding.

Yeah. It's going to be a great day and evening tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM48)

162 154 Just wait until summer.All the MW coal plants they are shutting with no replacements.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:17 PM (9XBK2)

163 Speaking of campaigning. That black cardinal who spoke out saying he wanted to be Pope, that's a big no no in Vatican circles. The cardinals don't care for that. So drudge should take down the question about Dolan or he won't have a prayer.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 20, 2013 09:18 PM (/b8+5)

164 148
More norther, BC. University and Ft Caroline. I kid you not.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 20, 2013 09:15 PM (wYShC)



I know that area. Honestly man, if you think that's "a war zone" don't ever move to a major metro area. Like I said, not a great area, but not THAT bad. It's no Springfield.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:18 PM (GEICT)

165 140 110 When he leaves office many companies will throw money at him.Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:07 PM (9XBK2)
When he leaves office?
Please hollywood has sucked his ass up and down, yet conservatives still go see their movies, not I, last movie I went to was the last Batman because it had a conservative message, we dont waste our money on the traitors of hollywood, fuck them!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:18 PM (vgd4f)

166 NDH, since I've been lurking pretty much all day, I've noticed you are having sock control issues. That, or Corey Booker really likes you and just won't let go.

***

I am LOUSY at removing my socks! Cory just wouldn't let go.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:18 PM (piMMO)

167 155
Someone just give us the brief color commentary
======================================
man that is sooo racist. People like you are ruining the Party!
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (QLJPW)

___________


LOL! Shit.

No booze and no chocolate--off to go figure something else out.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 09:18 PM (r2PLg)

168 My POS car is dead, again, at the mechanic's.

Be happy it's just one car dead. Two of my four aren't drivable, and one of them is blocking my working beater. Only Mrs928 can come and go since she won't let me use her Vibe.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (QupBk)

169 My power just flicked on and off.

Sorry 'bout that.

Posted by: Doc Brown at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (swtyh)

170 161 Bring your UV light!Or maybe not.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (9XBK2)

171 Speaking of the doomy flame war thread, L, elle I was impressed. I thought you done good girl.
Other folks too. I stayed out of it and just wrote down nics of folks whos comments caused me to say, yup.
Nice lengthy list.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (7MSnD)

172 Husband's birfday is tomorrow, and I have to travel with him to a board meeting, and sleep in a hotel bed that may, or may not, have cum stains on the bedding.

Yeah. It's going to be a great day and evening tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM4

Don't forget the fecal matter smeared into the carpets and furniture!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)

173 154 Well that was interesting. My power just flicked on and off. For no reason whatsoever. There's no storms, there was no loud bang to indicate that anyone hit a pole or that a squirrel decided to jihad a transformer box. That was odd.

Alex, we traced the call. It's coming from inside the house. Alex?? Alex??

Posted by: Sergeant Sean Bannion, North Carolina State Police at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (NhYa3)

174 139 ...I'm betting he breaks 90 one out of five rounds at best.

You think that guy shoots bogey golf? That guy? If he's broken a hundred at anytime in his life it was from the lady's tee, or at Putt-Putt.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:13 PM (QupBk)

More snowmen on his card than Buffalo in the winter.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (j7iSn)

175 ""The gap has grown, obviously. I blame professional politicians."



Posted by: Meremortal at February 20, 2013 08:50 PM (1Y+hH)"



I think it's a combination of modern technology making life at least tolerable for nearly the entire population, combined with the inability of the masses to understand the long-term difference between Obama-level growth rates of 2% and the 3% the economy could be growing at under a more Reaganesque set of policies.


Put that alleviation of most of life's true hardships together with that ignorance of the compounding effects of stagnation and you get the era of Obama. Notice that "socialism" and "collectivism" really never got any play before the industrial revolution, precisely because the levels of laziness those ideologies enable would have gotten an individual dead right quick under those less-advanced conditions.

Posted by: BS Inc. at February 20, 2013 09:20 PM (5dvn/)

176 154
Well that was interesting. My power just flicked on and off. For no
reason whatsoever. There's no storms, there was no loud bang to indicate
that anyone hit a pole or that a squirrel decided to jihad a
transformer box. That was odd.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (Gk3SS


Look up in the skies for squid.

In all seriousness, that shit happens all the time where we live (underground utilities and all). Never an explanation.




In all seriousness, that shit happens all the time where we live (underground utilities and everything.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:20 PM (UOM48)

177 Doomy flame war thread?

I that the same as the ghey thread from this morning?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:20 PM (piMMO)

178 The fuck?

Fuck you, pixy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:20 PM (UOM48)

179 165 Yes as far as campaign funds and such.The real personal wealth they will throw at him after he leaves office(yeah I'm sure he pockets some campaign money at least).

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:20 PM (9XBK2)

180 Husband's birfday is tomorrow, and I have to travel
with him to a board meeting, and sleep in a hotel bed that may, or may
not, have cum stains on the bedding.

Yeah. It's going to be a great day and evening tomorrow.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM4



Slick Willie: I did not have sex in that hotel bed...well...uhhh..maybe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2013 09:20 PM (DYOK0)

181 Only Mrs928 can come and go since she won't let me use her Vibe.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (QupBk)



*sits on hands so as not to type any of the many many many many things I want to type*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:20 PM (Gk3SS)

182 Husband's birfday is tomorrow, and I have to travel with him to a board meeting, and sleep in a hotel bed that may, or may not, have cum stains on the bedding.

***


What hotel?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:21 PM (piMMO)

183 Fuck that, you think you got problems?


I just found out some joo cut off part of my dick.


I thought they came three inches. Where's the rest of my dick?

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 09:21 PM (wR+pz)

184 . Only Mrs928 can come and go since she won't let me use her Vibe.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (QupBk)

Heh. You just said that out loud.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx channeling the rapist's attorney at February 20, 2013 09:21 PM (GRvW4)

185 *sits on hands so as not to type any of the many many many many things I want to type*

You are gracious as well as beautiful, my Queen.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:21 PM (QupBk)

186
I just worry about her.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 20, 2013 09:21 PM (wYShC)

187 *sits on hands so as not to type any of the many many many many things I want to type*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:20 PM (Gk3SS)




Sitting on your hands? I know what you're doing. Sinner.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:21 PM (GEICT)

188 172


Don't forget the fecal matter smeared into the carpets and furniture!


Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)

...and the bedbug infestation!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 09:22 PM (7xeJQ)

189 When's the next Plinkett review?

Posted by: derit at February 20, 2013 09:22 PM (I88Jc)

190 #165 I don't go watch movies either. The last movie I saw was the last Narnia movie with my grandkids. . Otherwise, I watch pre 1960 movies on cable.

The only reason I have cable is because I need high speed internet connection for my business, and they threw in the TV real cheap, so I can keep an eye on bad weather with the local channels.

I do not understand why anyone gives those people one thin dime.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 20, 2013 09:22 PM (GoIUi)

191 What thread you talking about OSP?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:17 PM (NhYa3)


The crazy gay people thread. Some gay trolls slammed into the thread with there bullshit.


Here's why I'm pretty sure we're doomed-Ace

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:22 PM (l86i3)

192 That black cardinal who spoke out saying he wanted to be Pope, that's a
big no no in Vatican circles. The cardinals don't care for that.


Yeah, I recall that they dragged their feet on Ratzinger first time the vote was called. I'm convinced that everyone there knew that Ratzinger was the best choice; they were just reminding everyone that it wasn't inevitable. That the cardinals matter.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 20, 2013 09:22 PM (QTHTd)

193 Think Obama ever gets all ragey ragey when he hits a bad golf shot and throws his club like a brat would? Or does he have A Secret Service agent do it for him?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (7xPCu)

194 168
My POS car is dead, again, at the mechanic's.



Be happy it's just one car dead. Two of my four aren't drivable,
and one of them is blocking my working beater. Only Mrs928 can come and
go since she won't let me use her Vibe.

-----

Oh, I didn't mention husband's Yukon is in the shop as well.

Husband requested a luxury SUV for our travels tomorrow. Kid delivers a Camaro to him. Heh. Kid says, "This IS a luxury car."

He's returning it tomorrow and going with Hertz, and our AAA discount.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (UOM48)

195 I can improve King Threeputt's score in one valuable lesson on the internet - you're standing on the wrong side of the ball, fuckwit.


The "fuckwit" part is gratis.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (yCvxi)

196 Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)

...and the bedbug infestation!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 09:22 PM (7xeJQ)

Hold on, nobody said anything about going to New York.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (NEIxp)

197 Sitting on your hands? I know what you're doing. Sinner.

Think it has anything to do with the vibe?

Posted by: Sergeant Sean Bannion, North Carolina State Police at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (NhYa3)

198
You think that guy shoots bogey golf? That guy? If he's broken a hundred at anytime in his life it was from the lady's tee, or at Putt-Putt.


Not really no. That's why I said 'one in five, at best'....which is most certainly not someone who "shoots bogey golf".



And considering how much time he spends on the course and at lessons, I decided to be extremely generous...because that'sjust how I fucking roll.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (0WLla)

199
I think that is how the Irish went down.

Posted by: tasker


I'm pretty sure no Irishman would ever self-censor like I have.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (Ipj15)

200
There isn't gonna be any change in his tactics until he is met by an opponent who ridicules him with fact and calls a spade a spade ( no pun intended).

In other words some Republican is gonna have to openly and publicly castigate him as the race baiting, class mongering, epic failure that he is and do so citing some pertinent and obvious facts. Then that person will have to endure the wrath of the MSM and reiterate that claim EVERY TIME he or she is questioned about it
Once his character and "intelligence" is attacked his vanity will not allow him to back off. He will become emotional and reactive like the juvenile dumbass he really is.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2013 09:24 PM (ELs9k)

201 Husband's birfday is tomorrow, and I have to travel with him to a board meeting, and sleep in a hotel bed that may, or may not, have cum stains on the bedding.


Take a black light, if the cum stains look like a Jackson Pollack Painting, you may want to move.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:24 PM (l86i3)

202
Governance? Leading?

He doesn't know how. He can only fight or pick fights.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2013 09:24 PM (p/cQy)

203 that may, or may not, have cum stains on the bedding

The fleabags I've been stuck in while travelling, I count myself lucky if they've dried up before I got there

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 20, 2013 09:24 PM (QTHTd)

204 Once his character and "intelligence" is attacked his vanity will not allow him to back off. He will become emotional and reactive like the juvenile dumbass he really is.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2013 09:24 PM (ELs9k)


That goes double for the media.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 20, 2013 09:24 PM (7xPCu)

205 Think it has anything to do with the vibe?

Posted by: Sergeant Sean Bannion, North Carolina State Police at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (NhYa3)




*fingers crossed*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)

206 Cum stains>Bed Bugs
So,there's that.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 09:25 PM (9XBK2)

207
...and the bedbug infestation!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 09:22 PM (7xeJQ)

Check along the walls at bed-height. Bedbugs vomit blood straight away from the sheets, there may be like little sprays of it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (QLJPW)

208 Take a black light, if the cum stains look like a Jackson Pollack Painting, you may want to move.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:24 PM (l86i3)

Oh Dear God, stay home!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (vgd4f)

209 The Horde is so comforting and reassuring. That's what I love about you bastards.

*smootch*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (UOM48)

210 If you have to stay in a sub par hotel just bring your sleeping bags and sleep in them. It's better than sleeping in someone else's dried bodily fluids, yuck.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (/b8+5)

211 Check along the walls at bed-height. Bedbugs vomit blood straight away from the sheets, there may be like little sprays of it.

I don't even want to know how you know this.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (QupBk)

212 No way that noodle-arm has shot in the double digits more than twice in his privileged life.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (yCvxi)

213 smootch = smooch

I blame the two martinis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (UOM48)

214 Please, not w/the hotels again.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (j7iSn)

215 Check along the walls at bed-height. Bedbugs vomit blood straight away from the sheets, there may be like little sprays of it.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (QLJPW)


Helpful and horrifying all at once.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 09:27 PM (NEIxp)

216 Thanks Fecal Vision!

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:27 PM (QupBk)

217 Jane D'oh et al....

the earlier thread had a nice set of one liners about "Empire of Jeff Hotel Hellion"....

I may keep the meme going

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:27 PM (LRFds)

218 Thanks Fecal Vision!
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:27 PM (QupBk)


Is that like the stink eye?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:28 PM (l86i3)

219 I may keep the meme going
Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:27 PM (LRFds)


You should EoJ as a hotel manager. Funnier tha shit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:28 PM (l86i3)

220 Is that like the stink eye?

It's an actually funny SNL skit, one that I cannot find on YouTube. I tried to link it before.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:28 PM (QupBk)

221 Was that the thread where ace came out?

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (/1U3u)

222 Jeez. Glad I never checked with the Horde prior to traveling to Italy.

We're going to be in a new-ish Holiday Inn. I'll go over the phone, remote, and everything else with sanitizing wipes.

"It's just one night" she said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (UOM48)

223 Wow, OSP; I'm just now finding out what a clusterfuck that thread became after I left and did real world things.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (wVt2v)

224 Was that the thread where ace came out?

That was Band Camp.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (QupBk)

225 Was that the thread where ace came out?
Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (/1U3u)


Came out of what? His apartment?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (l86i3)

226 If you're a hoops fan the KU @ OSU game that's on now might prove to be interesting.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (GnJ7A)

227 Obama's golf shoes are teh ghey

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (8sCoq)

228 Hands Jane another martini.

bedbugs and other peoples leavings are not pleasant to think about.

ever

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (nqBYe)

229 Think it has anything to do with the vibe?



Posted by: Sergeant Sean Bannion, North Carolina State Police at February 20, 2013 09:23 PM (NhYa3)







*fingers crossed*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)

Still not calibrating the webcam.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)

230 Wow, OSP; I'm just now finding out what a clusterfuck that thread became after I left and did real world things.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (wVt2v)

I didn't even dip my toe in that shit. I would have banhammered some MFrs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (l86i3)

231 217
Jane D'oh et al....

the earlier thread had a nice set of one liners about "Empire of Jeff Hotel Hellion"....

------


That EoJ Hotel Hellion is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (UOM48)

232 Btw, the damnation-of-the-SoCons thread is a subject that needs discussing, but it can't be done on an open internet thread.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:31 PM (QupBk)

233 ace came out of what ?

cakegirl?

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:31 PM (nqBYe)

234 That was Band Camp.

Just please tell me he didn't have a flute.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:31 PM (NhYa3)

235 228 Hands Jane another martini.bedbugs and other peoples leavings are not pleasant to think about.ever
Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (nqBYe)

Bedbugs and stains, yeah she will need at least two or six more!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:31 PM (vgd4f)

236 Ace scorned me personally, so I guess I should be flattered.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (QupBk)

237 228
Hands Jane another martini.

bedbugs and other peoples leavings are not pleasant to think about.

ever


Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (nqBYe

Thank you, dear. Delish. I love the blue cheese olives, by the way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (UOM48)

238 234 That was Band Camp.

Just please tell me he didn't have a flute.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:31 PM (NhYa3)


Trumpet.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (NEIxp)

239 Scroll down on the right, there is a wonderful picture of the new hipster chic.

http://tinyurl.com/aueawm5

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (/b8+5)

240 Still not calibrating the webcam.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)

smart Queen!

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (nqBYe)

241 Repetition 1,836,281 of what should be a simple and obvious thing:

The GOP need to stop thinking like lawyers and accountants, and need to start thinking like agitprop revolutionaries. Think like Andrew Breitbart.

In this case, force them to live down their own promises. A classic AB move.

Boehner should call a press conference. On the sidewalk outside the White House. (All such press conferences should be here. Get in the enemy's territory.) And say:

"The President said in his State of the Union address that he had a long list of policy proposals and that they all together would 'not add a single dime' to the deficit. Those are the President's specific words, 'not a single dime'."

"In that speech, the President proposed, by my rough count, 29 *new* federal programs. Plus expansions of existing federal programs."

"So what I'm here today to do is very simple. I am here to ask the President to show me a budget that adds 29 new programs, expands existing programs, and doesn't increase the deficit by, again in his words, 'one single dime'."

"And I will be coming back here to wait outside the White House fence every day until the President comes out here and hands me the budget he says he has that does the things he says it will."

Put the onus on them. Do it publicly and loudly.



Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (gqT4g)

242 Trombone.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (QupBk)

243 "Obama's golf shoes are teh ghey"


Only because he's wearing them with shorts. If I had chicken legs like that (which I do), you wouldn't catch me wearing shorts on the course (which I don't).

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:33 PM (yCvxi)

244 219 OSP,

heh it was a funny thought of course I am nice to my current crew because of what an asshole I was when I ran a pizza joint....I have to atone for my sins....

I had a waitress that was like a rotund blonde gossip gal...

think of Moogan McCaain without the charm....

so one day she was disrupting my early dining room service rather vocally in the foyer....


Young not so calm "sven" saunters to the foyer and orders her to the party room and says, "hey ma'am I need you to focus on meeting the business flow and quit picking at the newer wait staff and so this sticks I'm gonna say it to you in language you'll understand...:" *pregnant pause*

MOOO MOO Mooo MOOOOOOOOOOOO *snort"


those were the days

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:33 PM (LRFds)

245 Still not calibrating the webcam.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)




That's ok.


*super duper promises that he didn't install hidden cameras*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:33 PM (GEICT)

246
We're going to be in a new-ish Holiday Inn. I'll go over the phone, remote, and everything else with sanitizing wipes.

----

Just don't turn back the bedding, and sleep on top of the comforter.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:33 PM (QLJPW)

247 Still not calibrating the webcam.

Don't need it any more.

Notice any trucks stringing fiber optic cable in your neighborhood lately?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:33 PM (NhYa3)

248 Lou's , I know right!

shiver.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:34 PM (nqBYe)

249 236 Ace scorned me personally, so I guess I should be flattered.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (QupBk)




It's pretty much a Moron Right of Passage I think.


Welcome brother.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

250 Just don't turn back the bedding, and sleep on top of the comforter.

Ack! That's the bedding least likely to be washed.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:34 PM (QupBk)

251 Was that the thread where ace came out?

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (/1U3u)





Came out of what? His apartment?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:29 PM (l86i3)



Now that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:34 PM (Gk3SS)

252 Still not calibrating the webcam.



Don't need it any more.



Notice any trucks stringing fiber optic cable in your neighborhood lately?





Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:33 PM (NhYa3)

alex, don't we have a thingy ma-jig for insubordination such as this

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:35 PM (nqBYe)

253 If I'm going to get banned I might as well go back to this sock.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:35 PM (QupBk)

254 Sleeping on top of the comforter might actually get you pregnant. Don't do that.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 20, 2013 09:35 PM (QTHTd)

255 those were the days
Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:33 PM (LRFds)


I can't imagine you doing that. I see these poor managers trying to run fast food restaurants now and I think WTF. These people are beyond dumb.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:35 PM (l86i3)

256 I was somewhat surprised that at the Venetian Hotel in Vegas last year, my husband's IT guy and his girlfriend had a couple of pubic hairs in their tub.

Called the hotel and they "disinfected" the tub. I'll never trust any hotel, ever, to clean a bathroom or bedding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:35 PM (UOM48)

257 The Obama administration has been like one big clusterfuck of a relationship. Your partner looks you in the eye, takes a deep breath, and sincerely says:

"I've been doing a lot of thinking over the past few days, and you know?...I've come to the conclusion that...it's not me; it's you."

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 20, 2013 09:35 PM (Y5I9o)

258 251 AlexTheChick,

Yeah Ace is in Logray Estates like Oscar the Grouch is in the can.....

and I don't think "Garbagephilia" is in the DSM yet

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:35 PM (LRFds)

259 Well that was interesting. My power just flicked on and off. For no

reason whatsoever. There's no storms, there was no loud bang to indicate

that anyone hit a pole or that a squirrel decided to jihad a

transformer box. That was odd.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:16 PM (Gk3SS


Were you at the power station today?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2013 09:36 PM (X6akg)

260 240 Still not calibrating the webcam.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)
-------------

Just pretend the new shower head with the satellite transmitter has always been there.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 20, 2013 09:36 PM (jIaZt)

261
>>Just don't turn back the bedding, and sleep on top of the comforter.<<

Oh, I bring a fitted sheet and a sleeping bag liner. I leave the sheet.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 09:36 PM (CyYDD)

262 Put the onus on them. Do it publicly and loudly.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (gqT4g)


B...b...but... b...b...but...

WHAT ABOUT THE COCKTAIL PARTIES?!?!

The GOP is *worse* than a bad joke, they do just enough to keep people voting for them (some of them), but not enough to stave off collapse.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2013 09:36 PM (bxiXv)

263 alex, don't we have a thingy ma-jig for insubordination such as this


Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:35 PM (nqBYe)



Yes. It's called raptors.


Remember, you can run but you'll just die tired.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:36 PM (Gk3SS)

264 Now that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 20, 2013 09:34 PM (Gk3SS)


Thanks for getting my humor. Sometimes I feel so alone.....

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:36 PM (l86i3)

265
it is baffling how the Republicans do the diametric opposite of everything Rush suggests

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 09:36 PM (C0ttM)

266 255 OSP,

I wasn't always the mellow laid back poster you see in the blinky box today....

Of course I bought her some good wine when she finally was mated off to a bull from the farm down the road...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (LRFds)

267 Man, this was not a good thread to read while eating snacks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (zC2e1)

268 "Ace scorned me personally, so I guess I should be flattered.


Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (QupBk)"



Me too, but my sphincter is still a little tender from the thread where I received mine.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (yCvxi)

269 alex, don't we have a thingy ma-jig for insubordination such as this

Whoa. Now hold on there Cupcake.

Alex lets me look up her skirt when she's on the pedestal. This is just the electronic version.

I have no idea what Cochran's excuse is.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (NhYa3)

270 236 Ace scorned me personally, so I guess I should be flattered.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (QupBk)


But has Ace personally scorned you because he mistook you for someone else?

That's the *real* mark of the regular.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (bxiXv)

271 "I don't know why it is in this town, folks leave stuff until the last minute"
---
They would be fired in private industry, before probation was over.

TFG needs to be fired, while we are on the subject of firing.


Posted by: The Donald at February 20, 2013 09:38 PM (VMcEw)

272 Of course I bought her some good wine when she finally was mated off to a bull from the farm down the road...
Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (LRFds)

LOL, sometimes those fat loud mouth waitresses are the popular money makers. That and the after work head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:38 PM (l86i3)

273 teej? did you get the apple pie and half gallon of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla I left on your doorstep?

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 09:38 PM (0PiQ4)

274 There has to be a limit of how many nights I can oil my weapons which muttering The Time of Purification is at Hand before the wife does something to me.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:38 PM (QupBk)

275 210


If you have to stay in a sub par hotel just bring your sleeping bags and
sleep in them. It's better than sleeping in someone else's dried
bodily fluids, yuck.



Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 20, 2013 09:26 PM (/b8+5)

In order to eliminate the possibility of bedbug contamination, prior to leaving, seal the sleeping bag along with all clothes worn inside of the hotel room inside of a Hefty bag and set said bag afire. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 09:39 PM (7xeJQ)

276 Never sleep on top of the quilt. The sheets get washed, however poorly. The quilts? Never fucking ever. Throw that nasty thing on the floor, crank the heat and sleep without worry. (offer does not apply in hotels adjacent to truck stops, rest stops, or Waffle Houses)

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 20, 2013 09:39 PM (jIaZt)

277 I have no idea what Cochran's excuse is.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (NhYa3)



Don't have one. Don't need one. I wear my perverted horniness as a badge of honor.

No excuses, I totally own it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:39 PM (GEICT)

278 267 Man, this was not a good thread to read while eating snacks.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (zC2e1)

Hamburger on homemade bun, tator tots and baked beans, hellooo

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:39 PM (vgd4f)

279 Or sleep in the bathtub with all the pubes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:40 PM (QLJPW)

280 O'Reilly is going to discuss the over-expansion control of the Roman Empire - in relation to the death of Jesus.
I bet we will see plenty of similarities to the USA today......

Posted by: carolina at February 20, 2013 09:40 PM (JebKA)

281 "But has Ace personally scorned you because he mistook you for someone else?


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2013 09:37 PM (bxiXv)"



I think I remember that. Wasn't that a COD thread?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:40 PM (yCvxi)

282 It comes down to who do we need worse, the Pentagon or the President?

Posted by: Milo at February 20, 2013 09:40 PM (1agxt)

283 We're going to be in a new-ish Holiday Inn. I'll go over the phone, remote, and everything else with sanitizing wipes.

***

I was chatting with a guy on twitter last week who was staying at a newish HH up north and said it was great. He said the bed and the sheets were some of the best he's ever slept on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (piMMO)

284 BCOS, OBama, some assembly required.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (/gHaE)

285 Leno said Tiger Woods said President Michael Jackson plays golf pretty well for a guy who only plays five days a week.
PMJ is a community organizer. He's been doing mostly rabble rousing since before the 2008 campaign. Except now we're paying for it. Literally.
He is a rabble rouser.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (1V6Pv)

286 Don't have one. Don't need one. I wear my perverted horniness as a badge of honor.

This is why you are "Mister Chairman"

Props.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (NhYa3)

287 283 I like weapons, cruz there are crazies out there and they want to git me...
Posted by: Longitude at February 20, 2013 09:40 PM (hogX0)

nooooooo no trolls

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (vgd4f)

288
In order to eliminate the possibility of bedbug
contamination, prior to leaving, seal the sleeping bag along with all
clothes worn inside of the hotel room inside of a Hefty bag and set said
bag afire. It's the only way to be sure.


Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 09:39 PM (7xeJQ)

heh, i was just thinking leave the bags in the trunk of the car until they could go to drycleaners.


Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (nqBYe)

289 I was somewhat surprised that at the Venetian Hotel
in Vegas last year, my husband's IT guy and his girlfriend had a couple
of pubic hairs in their tub.

Called the hotel and they "disinfected" the tub. I'll never trust any hotel, ever, to clean a bathroom or bedding.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

I went to a conference at the Venetian a few years back. One of my co-workers was in the room next door. She turned down the sheets and they were blood stained. It took her 3 calls to the GM to get "clean" sheets on the bed. Absolutely disgusting and needless to say I didn't sleep well that night.

Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2013 09:42 PM (EAgmr)

290 I made Chicken parm for the family this evening. Them Mrs. Salor says Sailor 1 has conformation class and Sailor 2 was having dinner at a friends. I hope they enjoy leftovers tomorrow cause I aint cookin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:42 PM (l86i3)

291 nooooooo no trolls

No quoting trolls. I hear a hum.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:42 PM (QupBk)

292 Dear press photogs,

Can you please take a picture of the president wearing another golf shirt?

Oh, he only has that one? Well, then get him some new golf shirts, stat.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 20, 2013 09:42 PM (/b8+5)

293 L, elle I didn't even look. I was told I would be spoon fed my apple pie ala mode with my coffee this morning.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2013 09:43 PM (kGDRz)

294 It took her 3 calls to the GM to get "clean" sheets on the bed.

I'd have demanded a new mattress.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:43 PM (QupBk)

295 286 Don't have one. Don't need one. I wear my perverted horniness as a badge of honor.

This is why you are "Mister Chairman"

Props.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (NhYa3)


Very true. But it's also the reason we will need to elect a new leader soon. Right after the dental records confirm the identity of the recently deceased and devoured.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 20, 2013 09:43 PM (jIaZt)

296 Yes. It's called raptors.

Let's not spoil our record here.

Posted by: AOSHQ facilities team at February 20, 2013 09:43 PM (9tqri)

297 I think I remember that. Wasn't that a COD thread?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:40 PM (yCvxi)


Aren't they all?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2013 09:43 PM (bxiXv)

298 is raykon back?

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:44 PM (nqBYe)

299 I'd have demanded a new mattress.

***

no shit

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:44 PM (piMMO)

300 "I'd have demanded a new mattress."


Screw that, comp me a new room.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:44 PM (yCvxi)

301
yeah, toby, why is it so important to you to stop gays from having gay sex?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 09:44 PM (yhYn1)

302
Friends of mine found a bondage suit in the safe in their hotel room.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (QLJPW)

303 yeah, toby, why is it so important to you to stop gays from having gay sex?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 09:44 PM (yhYn1)

Oh God please no.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (l86i3)

304 yeah, teej? i was lurking this morning.. you never showed.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (0PiQ4)

305 This is why you are "Mister Chairman"

Props.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (NhYa3)




I appreciate the support Sergeant at Arms.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (GEICT)

306 283


I was chatting with a guy on twitter last week who was staying at a
newish HH up north and said it was great. He said the bed and the sheets
were some of the best he's ever slept on.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (piMMO)

I stayed in a new(ish)ly refurbished Holiday Inn in DC recently and the room itself was quite nice and comfortable. The hotel bar service was atrocious, though. Luckily for business cohort and me, there were multiple bars within stumbling distance of the hotel.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (7xeJQ)

307 299 I'd have demanded a new mattress. *** no shit
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:44 PM (piMMO)

I demand a new troll fir fuck sakes!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (vgd4f)

308 Friends of mine found a bondage suit in the safe in their hotel room.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (QLJPW)

Go on ...

Posted by: eastvalleyphx channeling the rapist's attorney at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (GRvW4)

309 Friends of mine found a bondage suit in the safe in their hotel room.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (QLJPW)

Didja wear it?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (l86i3)

310 I don't know if I mentioned this up-thread or not (thanks, martinis!!), but my husband was leaving his Yukon for servicing and put in an order for a luxury SUV for our trip.

Kid arrives in a Camaro. Husband, "But I requested a luxe SUV."

Kid, "Sir, THIS is luxe."

We're returning it tomorrow, but you've got to love the kid and his Camaro love.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:46 PM (UOM48)

311
Venison backstrapsteaksw/ pan roasted fingerlings and broccoli sauted in shallots, garlic, white wine and butter.
I say this every year, but I need to shoot more deer next winter.
...and that beeping means my Oatmeal cookies are done!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 09:46 PM (VeKnt)

312 It's just so awesome that "longitude" disappears the second he posts.

It's like my own personal bug zapper.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:46 PM (NhYa3)

313 I demand a new troll fir fuck sakes!!

***

There's always a new one on the horizon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:46 PM (piMMO)

314 Friends of mine found a bondage suit in the safe in their hotel room.

No extra charge?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 09:46 PM (/gHaE)

315 fkn sock --- posted twice with it

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at February 20, 2013 09:46 PM (GRvW4)

316 The last hotel I stayed in had 10 pillows on the bed. 10. All thicknesses and softnesses to select from.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (QupBk)

317 I once spent a sleepless night in a hotel room in Pasadena CA. I think they were filming a porno in the next room. The screaming and picture shaking wall pounding was EPIC.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (jucos)

318 But has Ace personally scorned you because he mistook you for someone else?

So apparently back in the day there was a guy with a nic like a Chevy SUV. There was some biogas blowout and that name can't even be typed in the comments box. I'm an OG moron and all of a sudden ace was super pissy with me.

Now he's just pissy with me all the time and I am used to it.

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (/1U3u)

319 any body see Rove on Hannity?

Had TV on in another room and forgot about it. Walk in, and Rove is all butt hurt about how is a volunteer at cross roads and doesn't make any money at it and the "donors" were the ones directing how money is spent.

You mad bro?

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (Dnbau)

320
Howdy, Is this the fresh Hell that awaited today?
Or is it just Same Old, Same Old? I'm trying to keep up.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (eqV3Q)

321
Didja wear it?Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:45 PM (l86i3)
------------------
selfish bastards wouldn't even let me try it on.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (QLJPW)

322 I was here. Here every morning while I'm drinking coffee.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (kGDRz)

323 Friends of mine found a bondage suit in the safe in their hotel room.




Occupied or unoccupied.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (GEICT)

324 I wonder how many people have died on mattresses we sleep on in hotel rooms?

Brrrrr.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (UOM48)

325 I appreciate the support Sergeant at Arms.

Bros b4 hos!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 09:48 PM (NhYa3)

326 Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2013 09:32 PM (gqT4g)

The fact that NO Republican (at any level) ever seems to do this sort of in your face but honest public statement EVERY FRICKING DAY, tells you a lot about how seriously the Quisling RINOs take their responsibilities and how Rovian appeasement has destroyed the country and its Constitution.


I doubt we shall recover in my lifetime!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 09:48 PM (Cnqmv)

327 Screw that, comp me a new room.

Posted by: Burn the Witch

She was wimpy and kinda asked for a new room but didn't insist. Instead the GM gave her a coupon for a free drink. Asshole.

Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2013 09:48 PM (EAgmr)

328 I'm watching Nova and they are showing one mother who has a child who is prone to violent outbursts. She has to keep the hammers, knives, pointy objects in a rubbermaid box in the car.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:48 PM (piMMO)

329 My sister checked into the Waldorf Astoria and there was a pair of DIRTY PANTIES i the bathroom on the floor.

They were very apologetic, but ICK!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 20, 2013 09:48 PM (GoIUi)

330 306 Sandy Flukes Calico Shield...

nicest hotel I ever stayed at under 500 bucks was the Holiday in on the shore in Montreal....

classy as all get out...not even counting the working girls propositioning me and Ms 10077

worst hotel I ever stayed in more than 15 bucks was also a Holiday Inn in Detroit.....

The Marriott Suite at Stone Mtn GA was pretty nice....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:49 PM (LRFds)

331 Friends of mine found a bondage suit in the safe in their hotel room.

I've heard of a gimp trunk but I think you're supposed to take that with you.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:49 PM (QupBk)

332
just saw the gay Kindle commercial

Dear Amazon,

If I was supposed to be amused, or shocked, or enticed into buying a kindle, or convinced into accepting men having 'husbands,' you FAILED.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 09:49 PM (Fely/)

333 OK just got to say, reading this thread was so disgusting, but funny.However, the homemade hamburger buns I made were the bomb!! Yes, patting self on the back!! Want to eat another but so full I may explode

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 20, 2013 09:49 PM (vgd4f)

334 i have a new rule for myself. as of a couple of days ago,( when I jerked around for the 4th time someone i liked for their opinion.) i would abstain from


those threads that might be emotional for me, or that i feel i would slap someone on my own side
.
we have enough to fight without ripping each others hair out.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:50 PM (nqBYe)

335 OT, but the NRA put out a new "Stand and Fight" video today. I think it's good.

YouTube: http://goo.gl/l5oBu

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 20, 2013 09:50 PM (JQuNB)

336 We're returning it tomorrow, but you've got to love the kid and his Camaro love.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:46 PM (UOM4
He definitly aint Teh Gay.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:50 PM (l86i3)

337 How can you expect the buck to stop with me when I wouldn't even know what one looks like seeing I have never had to earn one in my life?

Posted by: Barak H Obumbles at February 20, 2013 09:51 PM (mNtsu)

338 I wonder how many people have died on mattresses we sleep on in hotel rooms?

I use the rule of thumb that if there is a chalk outline on the floor, request a room change.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:51 PM (QupBk)

339 when I jerked around for the 4th time



Bannion? DC? You fellas wanna handle this one?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:51 PM (GEICT)

340 Night all. Have a better one.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 20, 2013 09:51 PM (jIaZt)

341 288


heh, i was just thinking leave the bags in the trunk of the car until they could go to drycleaners.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:41 PM (nqBYe)

Well, it's less fun than setting them on fire (Fire! FIRE!!) but that's actually a pretty reasonable precaution. I dealt with my first bedbug attack following a night's stay at a shithole hotel prior to this past Dragon Con. I was paranoid as hell that I brought them home and had infected my own bed or couch upon seeing multiple welts appear in the 1x3 patterns on my arms and legs. I did read that it may take up to 10 days for them to appear, though.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 09:51 PM (7xeJQ)

342 Well, why didn't you speak up? Open up. Say ahhhhh!

Here ya go.

Spoonful of apple pie, drummer.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 09:52 PM (0PiQ4)

343 when I jerked around for the 4th time

braggart.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:52 PM (QupBk)

344 Rather than pushing the boss's post down with this like I almost did, I'll just graft it on.




So instead of Godzilla-post, we're getting xenomorph-facehugger-post. Gotcha.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2013 09:52 PM (MBqvE)

345 334 Willow-Ette,

letting SOME bad blood out can be cathartic.....

but yeah we need to start accepting we're in a cold civil war and the rifle should point out not in

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:52 PM (LRFds)

346 Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 09:49 PM (Fely/)


Guess Bezos is trying to accept diversity. I wish these assh*les would stick to selling stuff I need in an efficient manner! The Overlord establishment is working 24/7 to re-educate me as it is!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 09:52 PM (Cnqmv)

347 The buck stops here, for TFG and Hildebeast. Fugging losers.

Posted by: GWB at February 20, 2013 09:52 PM (VMcEw)

348 "She was wimpy and kinda asked for a new room but didn't insist. Instead the GM gave her a coupon for a free drink. Asshole.


Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2013 09:48 PM (EAgmr)"



pfff, I'd have told them I was walking over to the Wynn at that point.


That's a shame to hear bad things about The Venetian, I always liked it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:52 PM (yCvxi)

349
when I jerked around for the 4th time

=============================
must have felt like a cheese grater at the end of #3.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 09:53 PM (QLJPW)

350 I became very spoiled working and traveling: Ritz-Carltons, JW's, Intercontinentals...

When on my own dime and I have to stay in a Marriott Courtyard, I'm pissed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:53 PM (piMMO)

351 Bore polish? Or just a hundred rounds down the barrel? These are the questions that haunt me.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:53 PM (QupBk)

352 I use the rule of thumb that if there is a chalk outline on the floor, request a room change.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 20, 2013 09:51 PM (QupBk)


That didn't work for me in either Chicago or Detroit!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 09:54 PM (Cnqmv)

353 I was paranoid as hell that I brought them home and
had infected my own bed or couch upon seeing multiple welts appear in
the 1x3 patterns on my arms and legs. I did read that it may take up to
10 days for them to appear, though.


Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 09:51 PM (7xeJQ)

ow, I would be too. and the fact that i have a gazillion down pillows and blankets, heck my whole house would be a feast of magnificent proportionals to those tiny beasts

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:54 PM (nqBYe)

354 pfff, I'd have told them I was walking over to the Wynn at that point.

***

I stayed at The Wynn two years ago.

I spent $300 in the "drug store" there and it was the cheapest shopping in the entire place.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:54 PM (piMMO)

355
Burn the Witch, did you learn anything in Ace school today?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 09:54 PM (+oin+)

356 That's a shame to hear bad things about The Venetian, I always liked it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:52 PM (yCvxi)


Bellagio, baby!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 09:54 PM (Cnqmv)

357 Obama campaigns all the time because it's the only thing he knows how to do. He's a one trick pony.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2013 09:55 PM (eqV3Q)

358 My aspergers kid is having a meltdown know. For those of you with children that are normal. drop to your knees and thank the lord.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:55 PM (l86i3)

359 WTF soothsayer? Are you trying to cause shit?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:55 PM (GEICT)

360 eyes USS diversity.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:55 PM (nqBYe)

361 Bellagio, baby!


Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 09:54 PM (Cnqmv


Have you seen the glass-licking herd that shows up there for the buffet? Aack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:57 PM (UOM48)

362 358 My aspergers kid is having a meltdown know. For those of you with children that are normal. drop to your knees and thank the lord.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:55 PM (l86i3)



My wife spent 4 years teaching Kinergarten where 1/3 to 1/2 her class were autistic or emotionally disturbed. The stories....

Good luck OSP.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)

363 Nom nom nom,,, gulp.
Figures, store bought pie. Well, it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2013 09:57 PM (OqOKd)

364 CSPAN is airing 'Presidents in World Affairs'

a contrast between the leadership styles of Truman and FDR

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:57 PM (piMMO)

365 "Burn the Witch, did you learn anything in Ace school today?


Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 09:54 PM (+oin+)"



Nothing I didn't already know.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 09:57 PM (yCvxi)

366 OSP keep strong...it looks hard.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 09:58 PM (LRFds)

367 358
My aspergers kid is having a meltdown know. For those of you with
children that are normal. drop to your knees and thank the lord.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:55 PM (l86i3


God bless you. My good friend's husband left her after years of raising an aspergers son....to marry a woman with an older, more extreme aspergers son.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:58 PM (UOM48)

368 Nevermind.

It's a panel discussion.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 09:58 PM (piMMO)

369
eyes USS diversity.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 20, 2013 09:55 PM (nqBYe)
-------------------------------------------------------
That could be a lot of bloodspray

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2013 10:00 PM (QLJPW)

370 "Have you seen the glass-licking herd that shows up there for the buffet? Aack."


You go to the buffets on that end of the strip? Good Lord, why do you want to pay that kind of money for a buffet?


Even when I had money I cringed and walked away from those things.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 10:01 PM (yCvxi)

371 Oh no, you didnt! i make a mean apple pie. And I make it from scratch. Cheat on the pie crusts though. Don't tell anyone. Thats between you and me.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 10:01 PM (0PiQ4)

372 OSP, I'm sorry there's nothing we can do. I wish we could take turns and give you a vacation, but... look at us. We'd probably make it worse!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2013 10:01 PM (bxiXv)

373 OSP I got one of those. Hang in there. The older he gets the better it gets

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 10:02 PM (Dnbau)

374 Hey L, elle, did you get a chance to look up the band Montrose? You might know them as the band that did "Bad Motor Scooter."

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2013 10:02 PM (OqOKd)

375
When I travel-- checklist.

Make sure room is near ice machine/ elevator

Make sure room is on upper floors, so I can waste time waiting for elevators. Being late to meetings is no big deal.

Make sure hot water is not working in shower, saves time in the early a.m. - no need for coffee.

Make sure hotel "neighbors" have crying infants and/or nymphomania or violent arguements.

Make sure to call for a wake-up call and set the alarm.
Neither will happen.
etc. etc. Isn't travel stimulating ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 20, 2013 10:03 PM (m49Sj)

376 ont

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 20, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)

377 358
My aspergers kid is having a meltdown know. For those of you with
children that are normal. drop to your knees and thank the lord.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 09:55 PM (l86i3


I have good friends with a son who has Asberger's. They've been through hell, but they've never given up on him. Hang in there.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 20, 2013 10:04 PM (JQuNB)

378 Jebus F'ing Christ, we're well into Obama II and we're still critiquing 'governing process' and...whether he golfs too much?

Posted by: CJ at February 20, 2013 10:04 PM (9G+G5)

379
You go to the buffets on that end of the strip? Good Lord, why do you want to pay that kind of money for a buffet?





Even when I had money I cringed and walked away from those things.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 10:01 PM (yCvxi


We hadn't been to Vegas in years. We went to the icky buffet exactly once.

On the other hand, we took my husband's top IT guy and his girlfriend to Wolfgang Puck's "Cut" and spent $800 on dinner for four. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 10:04 PM (UOM48)

380 hubbys grandfather was a NYC firefighter. He never stayed at a hotel or go to a retaurant without looking at the exits in case of a fire. Always wanted to sit facing the door

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 10:06 PM (Dnbau)

381 Relax sweetheart. If I'm not yankin' your lanyard (usually denoted with a smile) once in a while, that's when it's time to worry.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2013 10:06 PM (XXIrM)

382 My aspergers kid is having a meltdown know. For those of you with children that are normal. drop to your knees and thank the lord.

Prayers, OSP. You know my little girl has DS, I know what you're going through.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2013 10:07 PM (NhYa3)

383 We've been lucky, cootie wise, staying in brand-spanking new Hilton Gardens (where we'll be tomorrow night) and Marriott Courtyards.

Any time I traveled alone with our son from Chicago to Kiawah Island, SC, I always stayed at the Marriott Courtyard in Lexington, KY. As a woman traveling alone with a little boy, having the security of inside only doors was important.

The warm, fresh-baked cookies at the check in desk were a plus!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 10:09 PM (UOM48)

384 I see the ONT is up. Husband and I are off to bed.

'night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 10:12 PM (UOM48)

385 Might wanna put some ice on that bed bug.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 20, 2013 10:12 PM (BVkEs)

386 Look at that picture of Obama golfing. His legs are like toothpicks. My pet Chihauhau has more muscle on its legs then PresidentCumStain...........

Posted by: Frogger MacGhee at February 20, 2013 10:13 PM (3Z1wn)

387 OSP, Bing Miracle Belt or Sensory Belt. If it is something you think your child could use, let me know and I will get you one. My son invented this weighted belt. Just email me at sit dot down at verizon dot net

Posted by: Ammo Dump at February 20, 2013 10:14 PM (YYyqq)

388 teej,

you will not get the last word this time. Yes, I listened to True North, Space Cowboy, and Montrose. You done me a whole lotta good. Still stuck on Space Truckin though.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 10:20 PM (0PiQ4)

389 I want in before this thread disappears. History will absolutely loath this man ...and have a very poor view of the citizenry that elected him.

That saddens me.

Posted by: dogfish at February 20, 2013 10:28 PM (N2yhW)

390 "We the people of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

Fuck that. I have friends to take care of.

Posted by: Obummer at February 20, 2013 10:44 PM (w7J/R)

391 It's a good song or I wouldn't have suggested it.
Did you happen to listen to "A Child of the Novelty" by Montrose? It's about jimi Hendrix.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2013 10:56 PM (9aeie)

392 "If I was supposed to be amused, or shocked, or enticed into buying a kindle, or convinced into accepting men having 'husbands,' you FAILED. "

YOU are what's wrong with the Republican Party.

Posted by: Jon Hunstman Is Teh Future at February 20, 2013 10:59 PM (8HhF2)

393 324
I wonder how many people have died on mattresses we sleep on in hotel rooms?

Brrrrr.....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 09:47 PM (UOM4

Me too. Has anyone slept on those fucking foam mattress? I hate them. They are hot and I always think I am sinking into someones sweat or something.
NASTY.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 20, 2013 11:06 PM (wR+pz)

394 haha teej

I checked back. I get the last word. No, on Child of Novelty. Will do so. I love Hendrix too

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 11:09 PM (0PiQ4)

395 @375

Me too, same check list. Shit I almost wrote a flame on your ass till I figured out the snarc.

You forgot check carpet to make sure it smells like vomit.


Although, the upper floors are a must in a city. Quieter and no thugs can get to you. Why do you think the elite levels are on the top?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 20, 2013 11:13 PM (wR+pz)

396
Back in 90's, a guy killed his GF in abudget motel in eastbay San Francisco area.
Puther body between mattress and floor,inside the wooden box platform.
Guy checked outand drove 100 miles away.He ultimately walked into a PD and confessed.
Cops had to go to the room and wake up the new "guests", consisting of a poorguy and his girlfriend in bed. I guess that theyhad toadvise the couplethat there might be a third "guest" in the room with them. Below them.
There was. Even after housekeeping had done their thing before their arrival.

Posted by: Andrew at February 20, 2013 11:55 PM (9rQXv)

397 This president is a worthless fucking piece of shit.

Posted by: Chris M at February 21, 2013 01:43 AM (4lyMJ)

398 "A majority of voters will likely side with the president over
Republicans in a budget dispute because of his popularity and the GOPís
pathetic approval ratings."

Look a little deeper and you're likely to discover it's the Democrat Party propaganda arm - the media - doing their part to sway the low-information types via misdirection, omission, covering Obie's ass outright, and painting his opposition in as bad a light as possible. That's how a pathetic piece of shit like Obie can manage to be considered to be "popular". Where the GOP's approval ratings are concerned, the RINOs in its ranks bear a lot more responsibility for that.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 21, 2013 02:53 AM (8J3jn)

399 It's rather amusing to be living in the real-world version of "Blazing Saddles", with Sheriff Bart Obama pointing the sequester gun at his neck and saying "don't move or the budget gets it!"

Posted by: Calvin Dodge at February 21, 2013 03:46 AM (m40+P)

400 Like I said to my husband before the SOFTU, "No point in watching because in two words, We're Fucked!" . I live in Almost Mexico, Arizona, my husband works for the DOD and is considering a spot in Mali, instead of going on furlough one day a week. My son is a Marine, like his father before him and his father before him. This man-child that plays at being our president cares not a wit about anyone but himself and his golf game.

It's like he thought once he was elected, it was all perks and prestige without any work. Leading from behind is just abdicating responsibility. I can't wait until he is gone and we get a grown up in the office again. I also hope that this little powerplay costs him on immigration and the rest of his pathetic legacy.

Posted by: JennB at February 21, 2013 04:00 AM (qK38l)

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2013 06:06 AM (53z96)

402 He couldn't beat Tiger; Woods was his partner in match play.

Also, the Sequester law is aimed at CONGRESS doing stuff; all the preznit has to do is to be available to sign his name, bring a pen, and remember how:

http://goo.gl/E0iF2

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 21, 2013 08:36 AM (21TJo)






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