Chuck Hagel: It All Comes As Stunning News To Me That Jews Have Been Historically Subject to Discrimination and Suspicion

I hope I may be forgiven for some light blasphemy here in invoking the name of a Jew: Jesus.

Apparently, um, per the straight-shooter Chuck Schumer (who is certainly not mendaciously using his own ethnic cred to sell this trainwreck to his fellow Jews), Hagel actually cried when he discovered that Jews had previously been accused of all sorts of conspiracies against the gentiles of the state, and also debarred from working in a large number of professions.

But now Chuck Hagel rented Fiddler on the Roof so he's up to speed now.

Confirm Chuck Hagel!

He's no anti-semite. He's just a simpleton.

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM



Comments

1 I blame the Jews!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 07:31 PM (Cnqmv)

2 Chuck Hagel: Not a Joo H8ter!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 07:31 PM (piMMO)

3 First!

Posted by: Hopeless at February 20, 2013 07:31 PM (HBRB0)

4 I would have been first if not for those meddlesome Jews.

Posted by: Hopeless at February 20, 2013 07:32 PM (HBRB0)

5 I am without speech.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 07:32 PM (QupBk)

6 Hagel has the face of a sad clown............with a single tear running down his cheek.

Posted by: elliot m at February 20, 2013 07:32 PM (zPich)

7 They'll confirm him alright. There is neither nitwit nor conniving crook who will not be a part of the Obama administration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2013 07:33 PM (PxYrx)

8 Joos and a fierce February wind trampled my begonias, but mostly the Jooos.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2013 07:33 PM (cHZB7)

9 The bumper stickers write themselves.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 07:33 PM (piMMO)

10 Jews make Hagel's eyes rain.

Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 07:33 PM (doBIb)

11 Hagel has the face of a sad clown............with a single tear running down his cheek.


****

Hagel IS a sad clown

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 07:33 PM (piMMO)

12 Soledad O'Brien's producing Jews In America II: The Pogrom.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 07:33 PM (QupBk)

13 “And he really, you know, he almost had tears in his eyes when he understood. So I believe he will be good.”




"So I believe he will be good?" Seriously? This is your conclusion based on....what? ALMOST having tears in his eyes?


Dear God.....

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2013 07:33 PM (X6akg)

14 What's French for "bullshit?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 07:34 PM (+z4pE)

15 Hagel cried.

I blame the Jooos!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 07:34 PM (piMMO)

16 Hagel must have missed High School history.

Posted by: IQ at February 20, 2013 07:34 PM (uBVzH)

17 I cannot believe that depths to which Obama has brought this once great country. The good news is that Hagel fits right into the evil stupid, which is different from the stupid stupid that is part and parcel of the Republican Party's everyday operations!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 07:35 PM (Cnqmv)

18 This whole situation is stupid. The man is a drooling idiot with a history of bland bigotry, why don't they just write him off like they do Obama's joke budgets?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2013 07:36 PM (bxiXv)

19
"Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 20, 2013 07:37 PM (kdS6q)

20 I cannot forgive those Jews for making a fine man like Hagel cry in public! Things J McCain would like to say!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 07:37 PM (Cnqmv)

21 *stunned disbelief*

*puts "Genocide" episode of World at War in DVD player*

*presses Play.*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 20, 2013 07:37 PM (ZiG1p)

22 I TOOK A DUMP AND THE TURDS FLOAT IS THAT BAD?FUN TO SINK THEM WITH MY PEE PEE THOUGH

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 20, 2013 07:37 PM (9XBK2)

23 This whole situation is stupid. The man is a drooling idiot with a history of bland bigotry, why don't they just write him off like they do Obama's joke budgets?

***

Because... REPUBLICAN!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 20, 2013 07:37 PM (piMMO)

24 I had a schmear on my bagel this morning! And I wept!

- Chuck 'Schlomo' Hagel

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (Ipj15)

25
Remember Donald Rumsfeld and his 'unknown unknowns'?What an idiot!!


But this Chuck Hagel....knowledgeable statesman.


The Republic is in the very best of hands

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (0WLla)

26
Yeah, sure... He cried " I blame teh Joooooooooooooooooooooos" for all my problems.


/cranks up world's smallest violinn for a concerto in D minor.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (IanLz)

27 'The Holocaust' is what Chuck Hagel calls it when the cafeteria is out of pudding.

Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (MMC8r)

28 Top.Men.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (QupBk)

29

14
What's French for "bullshit?"

Le bullshit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (iNcoE)

30 But now Chuck Hagel rented Fiddler on the Roof so he's up to speed now.






What's his take on Yentl? That could be a make or break

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (DYOK0)

31 >>>Jews make Hagel's eyes rain.

that's one of their dirty tricks. They all carry onion powder in their sleeves.

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (LCRYB)

32
I cannot believe that depths to which Obama has brought this once great country. The good news is that Hagel fits right into the evil stupid, which is different from the stupid stupid that is part and parcel of the Republican Party's everyday operations!

Don't forget the Pubbie Scapegoat Factor.

I hear Admiral Akbar somewhere in the distance.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (+z4pE)

33 High level government officials should burst into tears.

Posted by: Edmund Muskie at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (l3vZN)

34 I cannot forgive those Jews for making a fine man like Hagel cry in public! Things J McCain would like to say!

***

Hagel, like my friend Barack Obama, is a good and decent man.

Posted by: John Mother-Efin McCain at February 20, 2013 07:39 PM (piMMO)

35 What's really scary isn't that both Hagel and Schumer think we're stupid enough to buy this. What's REALLY scary is that so many of us are.

Posted by: John W. at February 20, 2013 07:39 PM (K7KaF)

36 Every day I read the news I find another reason to buy something I'll need after the collapse. Today it was a great big bottle of scotch. Too bad it won't make it to the weekend.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 20, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)

37 They all carry onion powder in their sleeves.

That's the Eyeties. But it's their socks.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 07:39 PM (QupBk)

38 I'm guessing that the Zero Hedge commenters' approval rating has dropped a few points to 89%.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 20, 2013 07:39 PM (7xeJQ)

39 >>>What's French for "bullshit?"

I wish I knew. No one ever teaches you the *Real* language.

obviously merde is crap but I don't know if they use it that way, to mean lies.

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2013 07:40 PM (LCRYB)

40 In fact..... Chuck has rented a copy of Yentl and is set to watch it repeatedly over the weekend.

Posted by: Chuckie Schumer at February 20, 2013 07:40 PM (jucos)

41 17 I cannot believe that depths to which Obama has brought this once great country. The good news is that Hagel fits right into the evil stupid, which is different from the stupid stupid that is part and parcel of the Republican Party's everyday operations!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 07:35 PM (Cnqmv)


Or, a country so stupid they believe this Kabuki farce.

But, to be fair, they're just not paying attention. Not their fault. EBT card is empty.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 20, 2013 07:40 PM (ZiG1p)

42 “Republicans are smart enough to realize that they can’t overplay their
hand here; after all we are talking about the next secretary of
defense,” said Jim Manley, a former top aide to Senate Majority Leader
Harry Reid (D-Nev.). “They accomplished what they set out to do, which
was to bloody up another Obama nominee, so unless a real bombshell
comes out in the next few days, I expect that there will be votes next
week to confirm Senator Hagel.”

http://tinyurl.com/bx4clsf


Look out world! If they could see me now, that little gang of mine!

Posted by: Chuck Haggard and Bloody at February 20, 2013 07:41 PM (bGlsD)

43 "Rented "Fiddler On The Roof" so he's up to speed now". LOL. I love you. Ace-in a totally platonic and non
aggressive sort of way. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2013 07:41 PM (PxYrx)

44

Meddling kids.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 20, 2013 07:41 PM (iNcoE)

45 39 >>>What's French for "bullshit?"

De Gaulle.

Two "L's".

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 20, 2013 07:41 PM (ZiG1p)

46 Backwards, part lives in the Cove.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 20, 2013 07:41 PM (eEeRy)

47 >>>
That's the Eyeties. But it's their socks.

Well the eyeties put a bulb of garlic in their shoes, as everyone knows.

But these jews... you know those phylacteries their priests wear? They have all sorts of powders rubbed into them. Whenever you see a rabbi touch his phylactery, he's getting a mystical powder on his fingers to transfer it to you.

Poor Chuck Hagel! Duped by the oldest trick in the Protocols!

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2013 07:42 PM (LCRYB)

48 Chuck has rented a copy of Yentl and is set to watch it repeatedly over the weekend.

With his eyes taped open. He'll never listen to The Way He Makes Me Feel again without becoming violently ill.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 07:42 PM (QupBk)

49 Speaking of the preppers at Zero Head, gold is on the verge of slipping to a 52 week low on its way to $1100/oz by year end.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at February 20, 2013 07:42 PM (rhu8R)

50 WIKI:

he earned a BA degree in History from the University of Nebraska at Omaha in 1971.[3][12]

Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 07:42 PM (MMC8r)

51 Is it anti-Semitic of Schumer to assume Jews are so dumb that they'll buy this silliness?

Posted by: no name at February 20, 2013 07:42 PM (qKpun)

52 My friends, you have nothing to fear from a fine man like Sen Hagel.




You Israelis, on the other hand, better get ready for some serious shit and betrayal!

Posted by: Juan McAmnesty at February 20, 2013 07:42 PM (Cnqmv)

53 BA in history, missed that 'Jews' stuff.

Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 07:43 PM (MMC8r)

54 I heard that Hagel's violin teacher was Jewish, so there is no problem.

Posted by: Baldy at February 20, 2013 07:44 PM (opS9C)

55 "Just being around Jews makes me cry."


--Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2013 07:44 PM (w+Dvf)

56 Hermetically. Sealed. Stupid.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 07:44 PM (/gHaE)

57 Nothing funny here.

Posted by: SNL at February 20, 2013 07:45 PM (AWmfW)

58 I'm can't be anti-semitic, I've always found Milton Berle amusing.

Posted by: C. Hagel at February 20, 2013 07:45 PM (MMC8r)

59 I think that Chuck "The Bagel" Hagel is just mis-understood. He knows of some very fine Jooooooos, he just doesn't want to, ya know, associate with them.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2013 07:45 PM (jucos)

60 It's not that I don't like Jews, per se, it's just that I don't like Jews.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 07:46 PM (vVv3V)

61 Subtle kabuki.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 20, 2013 07:46 PM (AWmfW)

62 Grand Mufti Barry: My buddy Rashid Khalidi gives Hagel the thumbs up and that's good enough for me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2013 07:46 PM (DYOK0)

63 Oh no. He's gone Simple Chuck.

Never go full retard!

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at February 20, 2013 07:47 PM (Ks9M3)

64 Discriminated Jews? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 20, 2013 07:47 PM (0SXI6)

65
Not their fault. EBT card is empty.

And American Idol is on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 07:47 PM (+z4pE)

66 So is Hegel a closet mohamadan? Like Brennen? Maybe that would explain his stance on da joooosss?

Posted by: EROWMER at February 20, 2013 07:48 PM (kxlCQ)

67 "He's just a simpleton." Works for Biden.

Posted by: Bosk at February 20, 2013 07:48 PM (n2K+4)

68
Hagel's father was of German heritage....




Guess WWII just never came up in conversation.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 20, 2013 07:48 PM (kdS6q)

69 The Jews have been treated in the manner of Genghis Khan, and now Chuck Hagel knows it.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at February 20, 2013 07:48 PM (l3vZN)

70
BA in history
Posted by: zsasz




BA in History from Brown. *shrugs*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 20, 2013 07:49 PM (kdS6q)

71 Actually, it's judeophobe. Hagel is a judeophobe. He doesn't hate Jews, he buys into the conspiracy theories about them.

OK, so he does hate Jews.

Posted by: lheal at February 20, 2013 07:50 PM (Vuyq9)

72 "Don't get me, wrong. Jews are all right as long as they're in their place-which is somewhere other than Israel and preferably not around me."

Posted by: ChuckHagel at February 20, 2013 07:50 PM (PxYrx)

73 guys the more important thing here is that Ben Shapiro spread the false "Friends of Hamas" rumor and once wrote an article arguing to ethnically cleanse the West Bank

you're either for Hagel or you're for Shapiro!

Posted by: JDP at February 20, 2013 07:51 PM (60GaT)

74 "The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you. And you are left there
helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey?"


Posted by: Henry Gibson at February 20, 2013 07:51 PM (0SXI6)

75 Ok ok , I feel sorry for those conspiring evil bastards they had a bad day or two.

Umm , can I have my job now?

Posted by: Hagel at February 20, 2013 07:52 PM (AWmfW)

76 Judeocritical

Posted by: JDP at February 20, 2013 07:52 PM (60GaT)

77

Bwahahahaha!

Gag....

*bile at top of throat*

___ _ ___ _ _ __ _ _ __ _ __

The above is the entirety of my political life these days, well, on my better days...

Posted by: Meremortal at February 20, 2013 07:52 PM (1Y+hH)

78 Hey, y'all help a brother out, and keep an eye open from a large-ish chimp that answers to the name Caeser. I just want to be in front of the line to welcome our new ape overlords. We had a good run; it's time for the lesser primates to have a go at it. If I kiss enough ass or pick enough bugs, I think I'll have a shot at stud service the human ranches where they breed and train new slaves.

Posted by: Monkee's Uncle at February 20, 2013 07:52 PM (i7B17)

79 Out of respect for my Jewish friends, I will now ask you to pronounce my name Hhchuck Chagel.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 07:54 PM (LCRYB)

80 Top men , in control.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 20, 2013 07:55 PM (AWmfW)

81
Schumer added. “And as you can see now, Sens. McCain and Graham and Alexander have said they may not vote for him, but they’ll let the vote come forward.”





Bipartisan consensus!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 20, 2013 07:55 PM (kdS6q)

82 from, for Hey, I don't have opposable thumbs, you know!

Posted by: Monkee's Uncle at February 20, 2013 07:55 PM (i7B17)

83 Hagel then demanded Schumer give him his "Jew Gold".

Posted by: A Romp of Otters at February 20, 2013 07:56 PM (9ZAcB)

84 OT: Ticker Guy has put the red flag up


THE RECOGNITION THAT THIS PATH WON'T WORK BECAUSE IT CAN'T BY
THE MARKET HAS BEGUN. IT HAS BEEN SERIALLY RUN TWICE PREVIOUSLY WITH
THE INTERNET AND HOUSING BUBBLES AND HAS SERIALLY FAILED TWICE!
EVERYONE INVOLVED IN DOING IT, FROM THE PRESIDENT TO CONGRESS TO THE
FED, KNOWS DAMN WELL THAT IT WON'T WORK BECAUSE IT HAS NOT IN THE PAST -- ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD -- EVER, BECAUSE IT CAN'T.
You're seeing the start of what happened in the early part of 2007, and rather than address this head-on our
government is going to the exactly wrong thing and refuse to address
it, and as a consequence we're going to get another collapse into
already-depressed and therefore non-functional intervention capacity on the part of government and The Fed.



http://tinyurl.com/b3t37y5

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2013 07:56 PM (hO9ad)

85 I've found many anti-semites to be simpletons.
Example: American Jews vote dem so let's throw the Jews in Israel to the wolves...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2013 07:56 PM (uhftQ)

86 so our next secdef will be either an anti-Semite or a retard. Can he be both?

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at February 20, 2013 07:57 PM (BjJOB)

87 33 High level government officials should burst into tears.

Posted by: Edmund Muskie at February 20, 2013 07:38 PM (l3vZN)

They should burst into flames.....or turn into pillars of salt.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2013 07:58 PM (j7iSn)

88
you're either for Hagel or you're for Shapiro!

There's still the FUCKEMBOTH option.

And we might as well put Schumer in there, too.

Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 07:59 PM (MMC8r)

89
Spielberg, director of Schindler's List and a dedicated Democrat, has a new movie in the works--Hagel's Tears--a touching story about a mentally disabled politician who finds redemption and success by practicingthe fine art of doubletalk.

Posted by: no name at February 20, 2013 07:59 PM (qKpun)

90 Hagel wept.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 20, 2013 08:00 PM (BVkEs)

91 Hagel sounds like bagel, gotta be joo friendly.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2013 08:00 PM (mV8sg)

92 >>>>>Hagel actually cried

Boner giving lessons now?

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 08:01 PM (0PiQ4)

93 And we might as well put Schumer in there, too.

In a barrel, filled with nails, rolling down a hill into the river.

.
.
.

I'm sorry, I was dreaming for a second.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 08:01 PM (QupBk)

94 I would never want to use Senate procedural arcana to block a President's choice for a Cabinet position, unlike my Democrat friends across the aisle, especially since I am still a mavericky independent liberal at heart when the chips are down!t

Posted by: Juan McAmnesty at February 20, 2013 08:01 PM (Cnqmv)

95 Look Chuck just got himself a little dehydrated . Drinking your own urine will do that . Just ask Sheriff Joe "Shotgun" Biden .Please keep in mind Vice President Firearms meant to say was "Shogun" not " Shotgun."

Posted by: DrDrill at February 20, 2013 08:02 PM (sOFZs)

96 Has someone done the oblig bagel joke yet?

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 08:02 PM (0PiQ4)

97 We need Jackie Mason to get on T.V. and do a comedy routine/mock on Hagel. It is the only thing that might torpedo Hagel's nomination

Posted by: ChuckHagel at February 20, 2013 08:02 PM (PxYrx)

98
Do you goys realize what Hagel's nomination means?

It means that Colin Powell said no.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 08:03 PM (yhYn1)

99 Hagel and Schumer.

A Cluster-Chuck.

Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 08:03 PM (MMC8r)

100 Look, I like Joo-y things

joo-jitsu...
... and Joodas Priest...
... and the month of Joone...

... now let me play with all the army men like I did when I was little.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:03 PM (Ks9M3)

101 Schindler's List? That's a deli menu, right? I'll have a Hamas sandwich on rye.

Posted by: Chucky Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:03 PM (qKpun)

102 Old Yeller died

- things that Chuck Hagel learned today

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 20, 2013 08:04 PM (0SXI6)

103 Hagel?

It use to be Hagelberg. Like Madeline Albright, he has self hate because he just found out that his grandparents were joos.

So, like Madeline, give him a break when he talks pro Palestine shit.

He has the guilt.

Also, he just looked at his dick, and un fucking believably, it was circumcised.


How did that happen?


Joos in the wood pile.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 20, 2013 08:04 PM (wR+pz)

104 The moon isn't made of cheese

- things that Chuck Hagel learned today

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 20, 2013 08:05 PM (0SXI6)

105 102 Old Yeller died

- things that Chuck Hagel learned today

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 20, 2013 08:04 PM (0SXI6)

Died?! Hell, they shot him!

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2013 08:05 PM (j7iSn)

106 I've found many anti-semites to be simpletons.

Example: American Jews vote dem so let's throw the Jews in Israel to the wolves...


I'm sure that's nearly as common as the lefty friends of fakestinians.

Really.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2013 08:05 PM (hO9ad)

107 >>>>Hagel rented Fiddler on the Roof

that's not gonna do. he has to be forced to watch Yentl too

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 08:05 PM (0PiQ4)

108 From now on, Chuck Hagel wants to be known as Shecky Hagelstein.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 20, 2013 08:06 PM (BVkEs)

109 Actually, the thing to take away from this story is NOT that Hagel is an anti-semite or an idiot, but that CHUCK SCHUMER is a lying scumbag who feels no compunction about spouting unbelievable shit right to your face.

Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 08:06 PM (MMC8r)

110 Died?! Hell, they shot him!

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2013 08:05 PM (j7iSn)

Yeah and we all cried, BUT the fucker is STILL dead.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 20, 2013 08:06 PM (wR+pz)

111 Just swung by to remind everybody that Ofuckhole is a sorry-assed piece of fascist shit.

Now, off for homework.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! at February 20, 2013 08:08 PM (eQnzo)

112 Dear Defense Secretary Hagel,

Please forgive Juan for not showing up for the Army today.

Not only is he Puerto Rican, he's Jewish, too, and you know how those people are.

Posted by: Signed, Epstein's Mother at February 20, 2013 08:08 PM (MMC8r)

113 Babies don't come from storks

- things that Chuck Hagel learned today

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 20, 2013 08:08 PM (0SXI6)

114 WAIT

Chuck Schumer vouched for the guy?

The science is settled.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

115 "Of course the Jews don't steal body parts from Palestinian childrens, they have others who do it for them, for a negotiated fee."


---Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2013 08:09 PM (w+Dvf)

116 "M-o-o-n. That spells Jew!"
- Chuck Hagel in The Stand

Posted by: wooga at February 20, 2013 08:09 PM (AoIxQ)

117 Maybe he should be forced to watch Woody Allen films--not the early funny ones, the later artsy ones. They may not make him weep but they will have him snoring within the first half hour.

Posted by: film buffer at February 20, 2013 08:09 PM (qKpun)

118 109
Actually, the thing to take away from this story is NOT that Hagel is an
anti-semite or an idiot, but that CHUCK SCHUMER is a lying scumbag who
feels no compunction about spouting unbelievable shit right to your
face.

Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 08:06 PM (MMC8r)

Come on, Hagel CRIED! He just didnt know these things about jews.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 20, 2013 08:09 PM (AWmfW)

119 109---" Actually, the thing to take away from this story is NOT that Hagel is an anti-semite or an idiot, but that CHUCK SCHUMER is a lying scumbag who feels no compunction about spouting unbelievable shit right to your face."
Posted by: zsasz at February 20, 2013 08:06 PM (MMC8r)
------------------------

Bingo!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2013 08:09 PM (C8mVl)

120 Hagel loves Jews and old double barrel shotguns are excellent defensive weapons. Just shoot one off the balcony and all bad guys, and Nazis will just go away.

Posted by: MAJO at February 20, 2013 08:09 PM (TwbSE)

121 my favorite part of that Schumer story is how he goes on to blab about how neocons are just holding grudges about Iraq, when they're closer to his (stated) view on Iran than Hagel

Posted by: JDP at February 20, 2013 08:10 PM (60GaT)

122 >- things that Chuck Hagel learned today


The boat sinks and Jack dies

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 08:10 PM (8sCoq)

123 OK, so there used to be skin on the end of my penis?


Where did it go? Did the joos eat it?

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:10 PM (wR+pz)

124
Did they tell him about the bagels yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2013 08:10 PM (p/cQy)

125 lmao

Posted by: JDP at February 20, 2013 08:10 PM (60GaT)

126 Things Chuck learned today:

"The moon is not made of green cheese."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2013 08:11 PM (PxYrx)

127 What does Hagel know about Santa ? Now he'll cry.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 20, 2013 08:11 PM (AWmfW)

128 They keep this shit up, we might just get 30% of the Jewish vote next time. Then watch out!

Posted by: Dave S. at February 20, 2013 08:11 PM (UvR6d)

129 Hagel during the hearing relayed how he had been assigned to Germany but asked for Vietnam--and since his grandparents came from Germany--he should have really wanted that assignment.

Well if Hagels' grandparents came from Germany--how the hell does he not know that Jews have been historically subject to discrimination?

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 08:11 PM (r2PLg)

130
>- things that Chuck Hagel learned today


Jews can walk on water.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 20, 2013 08:11 PM (BVkEs)

131 COMING SOON TO THEATERS


Brian Dennehy in
The Hagel Awakening

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 08:11 PM (8sCoq)

132 **cuts eyes left and right**

Posted by: the easter bunny at February 20, 2013 08:11 PM (QupBk)

133 Schmulek Hagelberg

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2013 08:12 PM (jucos)

134 So, do I still get Christmas gifts or do I light fucking candles for a week.

Where is my dick skin?

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:12 PM (wR+pz)

135 Hagel = Bagel, it's just so obvious.I rest my case.

Posted by: Finagel at February 20, 2013 08:13 PM (XLuH2)

136
From now on, Chuck Hagel wants to be known as Shecky Hagelstein.

I just flew in from the Middle East, and boy are my arms tired.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 08:14 PM (+z4pE)

137 I'm glad his name isn't Bagel.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 20, 2013 08:14 PM (0KgIG)

138
Joocy Fruit gum? Never sampled by Chucky Hagel.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 20, 2013 08:15 PM (Jcd0S)

139 Mazel Balls? Do I those too?


Shit they are strengthen a little.


Not that they are hitting my knees yet. This a joo thing?

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:15 PM (wR+pz)

140 Yahuda Hagelstein

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2013 08:15 PM (jucos)

141 Oops--Hagel's great grandparents.


Hagel: My eight fellow soldiers and I were getting packed up to get the bus to go out to the airport, take a flight to Germany. And I just decided, if I was going to be in the military, it didn't make much sense to go to Germany. I mean, I had never been to Germany. My great-grandparents are from Germany. Probably a pretty good place, I thought, but I ought to go where there's a war.

Excerpts from Hagel Hearing for Secretary of Defense.

http://www.omaha.com/article/20130131/NEWS/702019938/1687

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 08:15 PM (r2PLg)

142 BREAKING

Chuck Hagel To Be Circumcised; Thousands Flee

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 08:15 PM (8sCoq)

143
Chuck Hagel stars in
A FISTFUL OF SHEKELS

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 08:16 PM (d1Gx7)

144
Hagel cried.

Jesus wept.

Chucky knows Joos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 20, 2013 08:16 PM (Jcd0S)

145 you don't have to remember to breathe

- things that Chuck Hagel learned today

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 20, 2013 08:16 PM (0SXI6)

146 I just listened to Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song and can say that I don't really hate anybody he lists as a Joo.

Plus they got a lot of Hollywood *wink wink* money, and that might help if this Sec Def thing falls apart and I gotta run for office again.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:16 PM (Ks9M3)

147 142
BREAKING

Chuck Hagel To Be Circumcised; Thousands Flee


Fuck again? There is not much left to cut, but can I watch?

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:17 PM (wR+pz)

148
Chuck Hagel stars as a dead Jew in
SHABBAT AT BERNIE'S

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 08:18 PM (d1Gx7)

149 if you step on a crack, it won't break your mamma's back

- things that Chuck Hagel learned today

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 20, 2013 08:18 PM (0SXI6)

150 Chuck E. Hagel, Super Genius

Posted by: dogfish at February 20, 2013 08:19 PM (N2yhW)

151 Hey,I'm smart. I watch the Big Bang Theory.

And my favorite character is Wolowitz.

Honest!

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:20 PM (Ks9M3)

152 But what about 911? The jews?

Posted by: Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:21 PM (AWmfW)

153 The state of Israel is in danger no matter if Hagel is confirmed or not. He could confirm Oli North and he still falls under the rule of Obama. Yeah it's clear Hagel is an anti Semite POS but it won't matter.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:21 PM (l86i3)

154 "Is eating Jewish Coffee-Cake ok?"

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:21 PM (0SXI6)

155
I watch the Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: Chuck Hagel



"I never heard about the Holocaust before."

"How did you..."

"Bazinga!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 20, 2013 08:22 PM (kdS6q)

156 I would pay money to see someone stick a mike in front of that Farrahkhan and ask his opinion about the Jews and Hagel.

Posted by: Baldy at February 20, 2013 08:22 PM (opS9C)

157 It was Hagelstein before he shortened it.

I watched him lip-synch "Pincus the Peddler" at his daughter's bat mitzvah party.l

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 20, 2013 08:22 PM (ndp2I)

158 Two of my four grandchildren are in the service, one Army, one Marines. I fear the incompetence of Hagel worse than the hazards of their combat zone deployment.

Posted by: Pete at February 20, 2013 08:22 PM (tBbrl)

159 Up on the blaze:
Old man kills a burglar
Once police identified the suspect as Pipkins, officers notified his family. Some of those family members showed up at the house and expressed their anger at the homeowner for not issuing a “warning.”

“He could have used a warning,” Lakesha Thompson, Pipkins’ sister-in-law, said. “He could have let him know that he did have a gun on his property and he would use it in self-defense.”

The suspect reportedly had a extensive criminal record and had served time in prison. He was previously convicted of theft, possession of a controlled substance and criminal trespassing.

Police have not charged the homeowner with any crime, but Dallas police will now refer the case to the Grand Jury to determine whether he followed the law when he killed the home intruder.

Posted by: Whatev at February 20, 2013 08:22 PM (A7Wh1)

160 Per that new sidebar story,do you really believe civilian casualties are so low or are the numbers massaged because,Obama.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:22 PM (9XBK2)

161 Example: American Jews vote dem so let's throw the Jews in Israel to the wolves...

Yeah, this I don't get.

Problem: too many Jews, all over the world, don't like conservatives.

Solution: that one country where most of its Jews do like American conservatives? DESTROY IT!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 20, 2013 08:23 PM (QTHTd)

162 By the by, it is ok to screw the jews. Just ask Baron Charl von Haglesteinburg. Who disclaims all jewish parentage.

Posted by: MAJO at February 20, 2013 08:23 PM (TwbSE)

163 Hey, I'm a big fan of Jew York City.

Posted by: Shecky Hagelstein at February 20, 2013 08:23 PM (BVkEs)

164
Jews make me weep. But lox and bagels make me smile. Go figure.

Posted by: Chuckie Hagelberg. at February 20, 2013 08:23 PM (XLuH2)

165 14 What's French for "bullshit?"

dis stinkay caca from de mout.

Posted by: Say What? at February 20, 2013 08:24 PM (3hSf2)

166 153 Yep,the bottom line is that the guy at the top is terrible.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:24 PM (9XBK2)

167 "Did you hear John Kerry's foreign policy speech on global warming? Isn't he brilliant?"

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:25 PM (0SXI6)

168 So the Gefilte fish, I like it grilled with some bacon on it.

Yumm!

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:25 PM (wR+pz)

169 I'm trying to do something with--

Chuck & Chuck--


but I can't come up with it.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 08:26 PM (r2PLg)

170 'merde' is sh*t or bullsh*t en Francais



I prefer the all-purpose word 'connard'. Covers a lot of ground, it does

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at February 20, 2013 08:26 PM (Dll6b)

171 160Per that new sidebar story,do you really believe civilian casualties are so low or are the numbers massaged because,Obama.
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:22 PM (9XBK2)Well Obama loves massages. So there you go.

Posted by: Chuckie Hagelberg. at February 20, 2013 08:26 PM (XLuH2)

172 Well Obama loves massages. So there you go.

Posted by: Chuckie Hagelberg. at February 20, 2013 08:26 PM (XLuH2)

Boy does he ever!

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at February 20, 2013 08:26 PM (BuSM8)

173 At Christmas they get eleven gifts, that's awesome

Posted by: Chuck Hagelsteingoldfarburg at February 20, 2013 08:26 PM (l86i3)

174 Herr Hagel, you deserve your name .
And Shumah you deserve nothing less than AIDS encephalitis

Posted by: Avi at February 20, 2013 08:27 PM (JSaqW)

175 If you want to make nice with the Jews, Chuck, you'll need to go to Hymie Town.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at February 20, 2013 08:27 PM (d1Gx7)

176 What's French for "bullshit"?


_____

merde des Chucks.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 08:27 PM (r2PLg)

177 168So the Gefilte fish, I like it grilled with some bacon on it.

Yumm!Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:25 PM (wR+pz)Well, that must be kosher.

Posted by: Chuckie Hagelberg. at February 20, 2013 08:28 PM (XLuH2)

178 I went to a bar mitzvah once, it was depressing as shit, no bacon burgers.

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:28 PM (wR+pz)

179 Chuck Schumer (D- Hymietown)

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:28 PM (MMC8r)

180 LEAVE HAGEL ALOOOOONE

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 20, 2013 08:28 PM (60GaT)

181 I just played the Steinman Bat Mitzvah.

Posted by: David Lee Roth. at February 20, 2013 08:29 PM (l86i3)

182 I ate a bagel once...I felt dirty afterwards.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:29 PM (BuSM8)

183 I can't believe you people would schmear a perfectly good man like Chuck Hagel.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 08:30 PM (d1Gx7)

184 I can't believe you people would schmear a perfectly good man like Chuck Hagel.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 08:30 PM (d1Gx7)


ISWYD

Posted by: David Lee Roth. at February 20, 2013 08:30 PM (l86i3)

185 178 I went to a bar mitzvah once, it was depressing as shit, no bacon burgers.
Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:28 PM (wR+pz)

he can at reform

Posted by: Avi at February 20, 2013 08:30 PM (JSaqW)

186 172Well Obama loves massages. So there you go.

Posted by: Chuckie Hagelberg. at February 20, 2013 08:26 PM (XLuH2)

Boy does he ever!
Posted by: Larry Sinclair at February 20, 2013 08:26 PM (BuSM...and by massages, I mean "Happy Ending" massages

Posted by: Menedezstein at February 20, 2013 08:30 PM (XLuH2)

187 So I asked this joo relative of mine.


Your money or your life?


No answer, I asked again.


He says, I am thinking about it.

Da Joos have the funny!

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:30 PM (wR+pz)

188
What's up with Bialy?
Are they like a bagel with a hymen or something?

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:31 PM (d1Gx7)

189
"Axis of Weasels" takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 20, 2013 08:32 PM (RFeQD)

190 You follow the links to termination and you have Chuckie Schumer hissing the emotional cue word to get everyone to turn off their brains.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 08:33 PM (r2PLg)

191 We are being ruled by retards. I want someone to wake up up and tell me that this is not happening.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2013 08:33 PM (jucos)

192 189
"Axis of Weasels" takes on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 20, 2013 08:32 PM (RFeQD)

That could catch on..

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:33 PM (l86i3)

193 I don't think of Chuck Schumer as a Jewwwww, I think of him as more of a.....



....worm.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:34 PM (MMC8r)

194 What can I say, my parents took me to the Catskills when I was just a kid.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:34 PM (0SXI6)

195 190 Hey,ace thinks you are a dude!

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:34 PM (9XBK2)

196
Why does a jewish wife make love withher eyes closed?
Because she can't stand seeingher husband have a good time.

Posted by: Hagelstein...I'll be here all week, and tip your waitress. at February 20, 2013 08:34 PM (XLuH2)

197 what's French for bullshit?n. foutaise, baliverne,
futilité, sottise

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 20, 2013 08:35 PM (+9AX9)

198 195 190 Hey,ace thinks you are a dude!
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:34 PM (9XBK2)

_____________

Where?



Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 08:35 PM (r2PLg)

199 Why have our congressional hearings begun to resemble show trials?

[NB: I'm not defending Hagel; he's an execrable figure. I'm pointing out the increasingly theatrical nature of responses, which obscures the information.]

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 20, 2013 08:36 PM (Y5I9o)

200 Chuck Hagel in

FOR A FEW SHEKELS MORE

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 08:36 PM (8sCoq)

201 I was born in a deli.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:37 PM (BuSM8)

202 My wife knows a good wine.

" I want to go to Miami".

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:37 PM (wR+pz)

203 My wife puts the Jew in Jewelry.

Posted by: Chuck Hagelsteingoldfarburg at February 20, 2013 08:37 PM (l86i3)

204 Oh, please. We've all read Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, right?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (5UlAL)

205
Chuck Hagel in:

The Passion of the Schmuck

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (BVkEs)

206 Oh, please. We've all read Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, right?
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (5UlAL)


I have read it, great fiction.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (l86i3)

207 201
I was born in a deli.


With hot pastrami in my ass.

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:38 PM (wR+pz)

208 Why do Jooooish men die first?

Because they want to..... Oy.

Posted by: Yahuda Shecky Hagelburg at February 20, 2013 08:39 PM (jucos)

209 189. "Axis of Schlemiels" revolves around Schumer!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 08:39 PM (Cnqmv)

210 I have read it, great fiction.
----
Fiction?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 20, 2013 08:39 PM (5UlAL)

211 What has four legs and chases cats?

Mrs. Katz and her lawyer

Posted by: Shecky Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:40 PM (0SXI6)

212 Those 800,000 furloughs? Hagel's doing.

Posted by: King Barry the Clean at February 20, 2013 08:40 PM (WM+rJ)

213 'baliverne' went out with hoop skirts and 23-skiddoo





Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at February 20, 2013 08:40 PM (Dll6b)

214 You know I think my son may be queer. He likes girls more than money.

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:41 PM (wR+pz)

215 Chuck Hagel in

If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Haifa

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 08:41 PM (8sCoq)

216 O.J. Simpson...not a Jew!

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:42 PM (BuSM8)

217 Was Hagel crying because a Jew finally admitted to the conspiracy? Tears...of joy?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 20, 2013 08:42 PM (5UlAL)

218 199
Newsertainment is almost too much for 47% too handle! Serious questions would really be beyond their ability to comprehend!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (Cnqmv)

219 I once met someone who helped liberate Dachau

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (BuSM8)

220 198 Over at The Conversation.His Grizz post.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (9XBK2)

221 Newsertainment is almost too much for 47% too handle! Serious questions would really be beyond their ability to comprehend!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 20, 2013 08:43 PM (Cnqmv)


How goes the job search aint too difficult.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (l86i3)

222 Schumer is, indeed, the interesting character in this melodrama. I've long since given up thinking he has shame, but I'm surprised he doesn't have donors who are telling him that this is a bridge too far.

Although he'll get re-elected, he's rapidly losing influence. Remember that Weiner was his protege.

Why does he think he has to kowtow to a lame duck Obama.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (WDekL)

223 Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?

They’re worth it.

Posted by: Shecky Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (0SXI6)

224 Can anyone else see Hagel ordering Shumer to push little Jewish children into gas chambers?

Posted by: Avi at February 20, 2013 08:45 PM (JSaqW)

225 A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, “Are you comfortable?” The man says, “I make a good living.”

Posted by: Shecky Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:45 PM (0SXI6)

226 Can anyone else see Hagel ordering Shumer to push little Jewish children into gas chambers?
Posted by: Avi at February 20, 2013 08:45 PM (JSaqW)

Yep, and Christian.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 08:45 PM (l86i3)

227 Why does he think he has to kowtow to a lame duck Obama.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 20, 2013 08:44 PM (WDekL)

Cause he has the undefeated Jew ego. That and I think his son is a doctor.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (wR+pz)

228 I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Posted by: Shecky Hagel at February 20, 2013 08:46 PM (0SXI6)

229 People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to

Posted by: Chuck Hagelstien at February 20, 2013 08:47 PM (MhA4j)

230 Hey really I'm sorry about that holacaust thing. Was that he Joos?

Posted by: Hagelstein...I'll be here all week, and tip your waitress. at February 20, 2013 08:48 PM (XLuH2)

231 You know, I always hold hands with my wife, if I let go she will shop.

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:50 PM (wR+pz)

232 No offense Chucky Schumer but the jews have historically had plenty of traitors and other jewish self haters telling them what's good for them or leading others less cynical to their doom/demise.

Judas was one, the cappos of the camps were some others. there's plenty of historical evidence that being a jew is no guarantee of truthfulness or being trustworthy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 20, 2013 08:52 PM (qyv02)

233 When Chucky was born he had no eyelids. After life altering surgery that use his foreskin as a transplant, Chucky is fine these days. He's just a little cockeyed.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 20, 2013 08:52 PM (wYShC)

234
Guy goes to a doctor
Ihave some good new and some bad news.
Whats the bad news?
You have 6 months to live,
OMG, is their anything I can do?
Move to Miami and marry an older Jewish woman.
Will I live longer!?
No, but I can promise it'll be the longest 6 months of your life.

Posted by: Hagelstein...I'll be here all week, and tip your waitress. at February 20, 2013 08:54 PM (XLuH2)

235 You know what the difference between a Puerto Rican Princess and a Jewish Princess is?

The orgasms are real but the jewelry is fake.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 20, 2013 08:55 PM (qyv02)

236 You know I figured out my wife's favorite position.

Facing Tiffany s.

Posted by: Chuck Hagelberg at February 20, 2013 08:56 PM (wR+pz)

237 Oy vey,

The Baron von Klein Hagel wants the dirty jews to go to the chamber now. Machs Schnell.

Posted by: MAJO at February 20, 2013 09:03 PM (TwbSE)

238 'what was that line, from 'Tropic Thunder'

Posted by: archie goodwin at February 20, 2013 09:06 PM (Jsiw/)

239 This guy I would so let not write my newsletters, that I didn't write.

Posted by: Ron Paul at February 20, 2013 09:27 PM (SSWdi)

240 This thread is kaput.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 20, 2013 09:53 PM (MhA4j)

241 Oh, yeah, absolutely, he's a twat. The problem is that running him off is not necessarily going to get Teh Awesome to put up a better nominee.

Posted by: Rich Fader at February 20, 2013 10:40 PM (2Zrwv)

242 Isn't it ironic that Chuck Schumer and Chuck Hagel have first names that rhyme with that Jewish neo-con Zionist lobby pejorative 'Shmuck".

Posted by: bigben at February 20, 2013 11:37 PM (QM/P/)

243
I'm Jewish and a big supporter of Israel and even I am getting tired of worrying about Hagel's random spouts about us joooos (though yes it is a rich source of amusement). It should be enough to reject him that he is a blithering idiot nominated for probably the most demanding administrative job in the government.
Reagan's SecDef Cap Weinberger was very cool towards Israel though the Reagan admin was otherwise pro-Israel. But at least Weinberger was an undeniably intelligent and competent guy. Hagel is not in the same time zone as "intelligence" and "competence". Maybe not the same galaxy.

Posted by: FOAF at February 20, 2013 11:55 PM (Kz60W)

244 Is Ace satirizing the "I love Jews, I really do" litmus test, or is he satirizing Hagel's transparently phony attemps to pass the test (which doesn't exist)? I realize this is a neocon site that believes in two things (guns and war), but the two Amnesty Amigos came off looking much, much worse than Hagel did.

Posted by: bjk at February 21, 2013 03:27 AM (9ckDq)

245 Hagel has undeniably risen to his level of incompetence. Why does Obama want to foist upon us another boob? We have Kerry at State making his first speech supposedly about Foreign Affairs but instead it is a screed on Global Warming and Congress being our biggest enemies. Dude needs to figure out that he is not Secretary of State of France but the United States. What he says is important in the world.

Obama wants to foist the worst of the worst on the country to solidify his own position and agenda. Hagel admitted he's not qualified for Sec. of Defense and yet the Senate wants to give him a pass. I hang my head in shame about that RINO McCain signalling that he will vote for Hagel. Shame on any Senator that votes for him. They know better but they will sacrifice not only our military but my child for politics.

Posted by: JennB at February 21, 2013 03:32 AM (qK38l)






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