Hagel: No You Can't Dig Into the Archives of Correspondence I Donated to a University. It's not Archived Yet. It Should Be Available in Two, Two and a Half Years.

It's not archived. Give me a break.

Posted by: Ace at 01:46 PM



Comments

1 one of the first?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2013 01:48 PM (SO2Q8)

2 my first first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2013 01:48 PM (SO2Q8)

3 Hahahahahaha; a new damn lying shitweasel excuse, and that ain't no otter.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2013 01:49 PM (53z96)

4 GOP predicted response:
"Oh, well, I see. Erm, do you have any hobbies?"

Response GOP should give:
"See you in 2 1/2 years, motherfucker."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 01:49 PM (Ipj15)

5 of course it'd be nice if it was a post with some actual...content. But one must learn to settle for less in Obama's America

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2013 01:49 PM (SO2Q8)

6 Fire of unknown origin in 5..4..3..2..

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 01:49 PM (/gHaE)

7 But thanks to McShitty and the other Rovian RINOs he will be confirmed.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2013 01:49 PM (53z96)

8 Sounds vaguely familiar.

Universities keep Democrat secrets better than a Swiss vault.

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 01:50 PM (r2PLg)

9
We were going to give Soledad a new show, but she hasn't been archived yet.

Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2013 01:51 PM (NFVkx)

10 5
of course it'd be nice if it was a post with some actual...content. But one must learn to settle for less in Obama's America

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2013 01:49 PM (SO2Q



Uh...oh. Stand back everyone.....

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2013 01:52 PM (X6akg)

11 Fire of unknown origin in 5..4..3..2..

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 01:49 PM (/gHaE)


A little mood music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Z7qcrkbuQ

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at February 20, 2013 01:52 PM (XvHmy)

12 welcome to the internet age Chuck.....

sucks being a Republican don't it...we don't give anti-semites a pass just because they're "ours"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 01:53 PM (LRFds)

13 Failing to archive is the leading cause of most rapes. That and dressing like a floozy.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 20, 2013 01:53 PM (4cRnj)

14 I volunteer to archive!

Now, what do y'all want to know?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 01:54 PM (4df7R)

15 OT: This might explain "Shotgun Joe" Biden:

Starbucks’ most expensive drink has 40 shots of espresso

http://tinyurl.com/axqlsw6

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 20, 2013 01:54 PM (XvHmy)

16 Oh for fuck's sake, at least let someone smuggle it out in his socks. This shit's just embarrassing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 20, 2013 01:55 PM (VtjlW)

17 I think Clinton knows a guy what can sneak some out.

Posted by: Bigby's Sockpuppet at February 20, 2013 01:55 PM (PqxmY)

18 One struggles to imagine who will ever bother to access the glorious 'Hagel archive'. Is this just some cheap dodge so he can avoid spending $129/month to dump it in a public storage facility?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2013 01:55 PM (SO2Q8)

19 A little off topic but I saw in the lastthread someone complaining about the price of gas. I just stopped at a gas station up the road and the gal working informed me that they are raising their prices tomorrow by 20 cents a gallon. I called my husband who owns a gas station to verify and he said he was going up at least 10 cents per gallon. So there you have it....4 bucks is around the corner. Right now here today it is 3.53

Posted by: Molly k. at February 20, 2013 01:56 PM (6Zg7K)

20 16 AlexTheChick,

It's like they can't even go through the motions anymore...

Obama killed a lot of hilarious political theater with his "fuck you my grades are a state secret" bullshit....

just shrug and be a transgender e-mail nom'd'fraud....


Watergate we hardly knew ye

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 01:56 PM (LRFds)

21 A court order should be enough to get them released. It's not like he's the president or something.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 20, 2013 01:57 PM (+9AX9)

22 In other words, Iran will have the bomb before the US Public will have access to Hagel's records. . .the ones he donated for public review.


Posted by: looking closely at February 20, 2013 01:57 PM (PwGfd)

23 I don't get it. Where's the joke in this post?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 01:57 PM (da5Wo)

24 "Cheap Dodge"? Cash for Clunkers bought those up.

Posted by: Bigby's Sockpuppet at February 20, 2013 01:57 PM (PqxmY)

25 The cod will be confirmed despite all. I would cry for my nation yet my eyes are dry.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 20, 2013 01:57 PM (QupBk)

26 19
A little off topic but I saw in the last thread someone complaining about
the price of gas. I just stopped at a gas station up the road and the
gal working informed me that they are raising their prices tomorrow by
20 cents a gallon. I called my husband who owns a gas station to verify
and he said he was going up at least 10 cents per gallon. So there you
have it....4 bucks is around the corner. Right now here today it is 3.53

Posted by: Molly k. at February 20, 2013 01:56 PM (6Zg7K)


Here in Connecticut it's been over $4 for a while.

And does your husband know you're cheating on him with another gas station?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2013 01:57 PM (X6akg)

27 paging Sandy Bergers pants

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 01:58 PM (0PiQ4)

28 So, when does Israel bomb Iran, and how long after that until the U.S. learns about it?

This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 20, 2013 01:58 PM (XvHmy)

29 Watergate we hardly knew ye


Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 01:56 PM (LRFds)


I wish nobody'd ever heard of it; imo it's a prime reason why we have so many shitstains in the MFM who are there "to make a difference" because of that fucking retard Woodward and his asshole friend.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 01:59 PM (XOVEM)

30 Notice how many of the University of Nebraska bureaucrats and administrators are former Democrat operatives.

The Long March worked.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 20, 2013 01:59 PM (ZPrif)

31 You have to archive it first--to know what's in it--but at that point--what difference does it make?

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 01:59 PM (r2PLg)

32 Fucking Republicans, always too polite.

The same shitstains that made Romney's refusal to release more than 2 years of tax returns be a campaign issue--that hurt Romney!

They were running that JEF who hadn't released a dad-blamed thing about his past and Romeny is the one hiding stuff?

What is he hiding? And why is he hiding it? Does Obama know what he is hiding? If so, why won't Obama tell us?

If it's been posted here, I didn't see it but: David Horowitz' "Go For the Heart: How Republicans Can Win" needs to be read, re-read, posted, re-posted until we get it.

We cannot win an emotional argument with anything less than an emotional argument.

Link to PowerLine, where you can read the whole thing. Print it off and read it again. Send it out to everyone you know.

http://tinyurl.com/a4s5hay

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 20, 2013 01:59 PM (VjL9S)

33 Where's the joke? The whole post is one big joke.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2013 01:59 PM (4cRnj)

34 28 - Well, Easter and Eid are coming up. Work for you?

Posted by: Bigby's Sockpuppet at February 20, 2013 02:00 PM (PqxmY)

35
Dont.Poke.The.Fucking.Bear.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2013 02:00 PM (nELVU)

36 I don't get it. Where's the joke in this post?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 01:57 PM (da5Wo)


*slides mirror over*

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 20, 2013 02:01 PM (VtjlW)

37 Fucking Republicans, always too polite.




Next time they'll be nice to us.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 02:01 PM (XOVEM)

38 Ah, good. I see my check cleared. Spend the money well, brother Hagel!

Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at February 20, 2013 02:01 PM (SY2Kh)

39 1700 boxes of documents?! 1700?!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2013 02:01 PM (xjpRj)

40 29 Captain Hate,

I read up on Nixon's plumbers growing up because well I'm a water rat so Watergate pretty much defined my early news watching....that and the Shah/Assollah Ayatollah....

I have little use for Nixon on domestic policy but watergate was baseline SOP for the 1600 Penn gang D or R....

woodward needs nutpunched.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:02 PM (LRFds)

41
Posted by: Molly k. at February 20, 2013 01:56 PM (6Zg7K)

---- Molly, uh, your husband owns a gas station and you are trading with someone else? Are you doing a little industrial espionage or perhaps gathering corporate gas prices to establish a base line pricing scenario.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 20, 2013 02:02 PM (R8hU8)

42 Ace, give us a new one. What else is there to say about Hagel. I think we've run the gamut on bagel jokes

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:02 PM (0PiQ4)

43 It's in a similar location as Baroke Owebama's grades and published articles.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 20, 2013 02:02 PM (xmcEQ)

44 #21

How would a court have jurisdiction?

I wonder if a Congressional subpoena could get them released.

It sort of goes without saying that since Hagel himself ostensibly donated them to be part of the public record, you'd think he "ought" to be willing to have their contents reviewed by the public. If he's stonewalling, that's pretty clearly an act of bad faith.


Posted by: looking closely at February 20, 2013 02:02 PM (6Q9g2)

45 And does your husband know you're cheating on him with another gas station?

......................................


Actually just stopped for a water, didn't fill up! Worst part is I am bitching about the price of gas and just paid 1$ for a quart of water which I could get out of the tap for free...

Posted by: Molly k. at February 20, 2013 02:02 PM (6Zg7K)

46
391700 boxes of documents?! 1700?!

---
This week on celebrity hoarders...Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2013 02:03 PM (SO2Q8)

47 What is it with the availability of information and this administration. It's almost like it's democrat kryptonit.

Posted by: Bosk at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (n2K+4)

48 Hahaha Hagel Bagel! I get it! WOW THATS CLEVER

Posted by: Bigby's Sockpuppet at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (PqxmY)

49 This week on celebrity hoarders...Chuck Hagel
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2013 02:03 PM (SO2Q



Obviously he should have used his dvr.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (VtjlW)

50 James T. Shaw, director of collections and the government documents librarian here, insists Tuesday morning he is not “stonewalling” efforts to gain access to Hagel’s record. Preventing immediate access, he says, is imperative for the academic integrity of the institution. A trained archivist has not yet organized the entire record, Shaw explains.


________________________

Oh gawd...what to do, what to do.

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (r2PLg)

51 39
1700 boxes of documents?! 1700?!


Gotta be a pony in there somewhere...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (/gHaE)

52 They've had the correspondence since 2008. If nobody's archived ANY of it since then, then the University is fucking worthless. That's going on five years. You can't tell me they haven't archived ANY of it. If they're so worried about academic integrity, then let the reporter look at the documents with a member of the special collections' staff to supervise. I don't know in what universe any institution signs an agreeement with a public figure who has donated their correspondence to the institution that says that they are not allowed to SHARE that correspondence until it's been completely archived. That's fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (4df7R)

53 Every single piece of electronic correspondence ever created of everyone on Earth will soon be stored in a big building in Utah. "It's not archived yet" seems a little lame.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 20, 2013 02:06 PM (71LDo)

54
*slides mirror over*





Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 20, 2013 02:01 PM (VtjlW)



You know, I expected. I did. But not from you.

From you, it's just hurtful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:06 PM (da5Wo)

55 51
39

1700 boxes of documents?! 1700?!

Gotta be a pony in there somewhere...


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (/gHaE)

I'm pretty sure even the collected works of Steven King and Tom Clancy couldn't fill 1700 boxes. Usually bullshit gets spread on the fields, not archived.

Posted by: A Romp of Otters at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (9ZAcB)

56 Is the Hagel Archive shaped like a crescent and star? I mean, the Clinton Library looks like a double-wide...

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (B/VB5)

57 Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:02 PM (LRFds)



Nixon was pretty much an untrustworthy turd on everything but, like that shiteater Rove, he made the fuckheads on the left absolutely insane; the only difference being that in Trick's case, he actually did something good, ie putting his foot up the ass of that commie cocksucker Alger Hiss, a hero to the donks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (XOVEM)

58 And they are all in the basement, down the broken staircase, in the disused lavatory - the one with "Beware of the leopard" on the door.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

59 Chuck Hagel: Survey said!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (wbmaj)

60 I think Ace likes The Conversation more than he likes us.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (0PiQ4)

61 Hagel got tired of paying the storage bill and foisted off all his old power bills, McD and VHS rental receipts on the university.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (/gHaE)

62 1700 boxes of documents?! 1700?!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2013 02:01 PM (xjpRj)


See, the problem with that is, what counts as a document? Special collections can have just about anything in them. When I was an undergrad I had to use my university's special collection to do a paper on the Clam Shell Alliance. They had everything in there, from typed minutes to dinner napkins with notes scribbled around the edges.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (4df7R)

63
Never ever get into a land war in Asia.

And never ever argue with Ace.

Both for the same reason.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (1WM2H)

64
"And by 'archived', I mean classified by predominant color in each crayolaed opus: black, red cerulean blue..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 20, 2013 02:08 PM (Jcd0S)

65
Public Documents from a Public Service Job donated to a Public University.

No, the public who paid taxes for all of this may not see it.

Got it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2013 02:08 PM (p/cQy)

66 No, the Hagel archive contains 14,763 jew jokes.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:08 PM (wbmaj)

67
60
I think Ace likes The Conversation more than he likes us.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (0PiQ4)


Does that mean he denigrates them more or less than he does us?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:08 PM (da5Wo)

68 This made me laugh:

The People's Cube ‏@ThePeoplesCube
China Backs Up Files on America’s Computers For Free http://j.mp/YGGMM8 #tcot.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 20, 2013 02:08 PM (6J6x7)

69 http://tinyurl.com/bfeylaj (politico)

New York Sen. Chuck Schumer said Wednesday that Chuck Hagel “almost had
tears in his eyes” as he explained to the former Nebraska senator that
the expression “Jewish lobby” is rooted in a negative depiction of Jews.
almost

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (bGlsD)

70
Ace is like a pitbull. He won't let go.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (vyPsz)

71 I think Ace likes The Conversation more than he likes us.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (0PiQ4)


Yesterday proved he likes everything more than us.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (XOVEM)

72 57 Captain hate,

He was playing "fifteen dimensional chess' which I am less than fond of...

basically the donks murdered Nixon politically because he was the son of a bitch who was undercutting their hysteria by enacting feeble reforms...

he probably bought about 15 years with EPA et al...

the problem is he took for granted two important things.

1) the GOP would be running the Presidency for the foreseeable future

2) the American people were savvy enough to destroy a hyperregulatory monster if need be....

he failed on both points.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (LRFds)

73 5 of course it'd be nice if it was a post with some actual...content. But one must learn to settle for less in Obama's America
-----
You don't NEED that content.

Posted by: Barry'O at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (JVEmw)

74 The Hagel archive will be sold on "Storage Wars." Go, Brandi!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (wbmaj)

75 "Worst part is I am bitching about the price of gas and just paid 1$ for
a quart of water which I could get out of the tap for free..."

Stay away from the tap water at LA Hotels.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (71LDo)

76 I think Ace likes The Conversation more than he likes us.

In fairness to him, nobody comments there so he's Master Of His Domain, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (B/VB5)

77
That wasn't a direct Hagel quote - he'd never use the word 'cerulean'. He'd say 'cerealian' instead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 20, 2013 02:10 PM (Jcd0S)

78 71 Captain Hate,

I missed a blow up yesterday?

Damn it...miss a half week miss a lot...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:10 PM (LRFds)

79 We have to bulldoze the last vestiges of Ronald Reagan's life before they can build a library to place the Chuck archives.

Posted by: Liberals Everywhere Dream List at February 20, 2013 02:10 PM (feFL6)

80 73 Barry O'Bama,

at some point you've had enough evidence....

//OJ Simpson-lewis

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)

81 You know, I expected. I did. But not from you.

From you, it's just hurtful.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:06 PM (da5Wo)



My work here is done! *bounds off*

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 20, 2013 02:11 PM (VtjlW)

82 52
>>>They've had the correspondence since 2008. If nobody's archived ANY of
it since then, then the University is fucking worthless. That's going on
five years. You can't tell me they haven't archived ANY of it.

Actually I'd say its quite likely that its all sitting in original boxes gathering dust. Is there really a lot of academic interest in Hagel's correspondence? Probably not until this month.

>>If
they're so worried about academic integrity, then let the reporter look
at the documents with a member of the special collections' staff to
supervise. I don't know in what universe any institution signs an
agreeement with a public figure who has donated their correspondence to
the institution that says that they are not allowed to SHARE that
correspondence until it's been completely archived. That's fucking
ridiculous.

This.

The issue here is that the University administration is probably afraid of a smackdown from the Obama administration if they find anything that further discredits his nominee. It might also be considered "rude" to find something that professionally hurts Hagel after he donated all his papers to the institution, though bluntly if so, its his own damn fault.

Posted by: looking closely at February 20, 2013 02:11 PM (6Q9g2)

83 63
Never ever get into a land war in Asia.

And never ever argue with Ace.

Both for the same reason.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (1WM2H)

_______________

That was hang over from yesterday.

You missed it.



Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:11 PM (r2PLg)

84 No more of this nice, polite shit.

Time to start throat punching before their lips even form the word "no".

Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)

85 There could be 1700 boxes of Dominican child porn and he will still get the nod. Next.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 20, 2013 02:12 PM (UrENZ)

86 Hey BC -- I left something for you last night on the ONT but I think you split before getting it.

For your kiddies, Squishy Baff. My SIL says her girls had a lot of fun with this. It turns bath water into the consistency of tapioca pudding.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:12 PM (0PiQ4)

87 I stand firmly behind my buffoonish propagation of the Chuckster virus.

Posted by: Emperor of the Viral New Universe at February 20, 2013 02:12 PM (vbh31)

88 he probably bought about 15 years with EPA et al...


Brilliant strategery.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 02:13 PM (XOVEM)

89 Is there a smoke stack anywhere near that library?

I'm just wondering. How they heating that sumbitch?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 20, 2013 02:13 PM (xmcEQ)

90 I think Ace likes The Conversation more than he likes us.

In fairness to him, nobody comments there so he's Master Of His Domain, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (B/VB5)


I'm kind of afraid to comment over there. I don't think other places have quite the appreciation for the diversity of the word fuck that this place has.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 20, 2013 02:13 PM (VtjlW)

91 My work here is done! *bounds off*

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 20, 2013 02:11 PM (VtjlW)


*Stares unashamedly at the racktasticness bounding away*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:13 PM (da5Wo)

92 Chuck Hagel is Obama's spit in Netanyahu's face.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:13 PM (wbmaj)

93 75
"Worst part is I am bitching about the price of gas and just paid 1$ for

a quart of water which I could get out of the tap for free..."

Stay away from the tap water at LA Hotels.


Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (71LDo)

I stayed in a hotel where a water bottle on the dresser said, "With our compliments" so I took it. The next morning I took the second larger bottle and opened it then read the card that said $3. Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: A Romp of Otters at February 20, 2013 02:14 PM (9ZAcB)

94 What happened yesterday that I missed? Where was the food fight?

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:14 PM (0PiQ4)

95 And he will be confirmed. That is all.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 20, 2013 02:14 PM (5UlAL)

96 Damn it...miss a half week miss a lot...


Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:10 PM (LRFds)


It was nothing you haven't seen before.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 02:14 PM (XOVEM)

97
86
Hey BC -- I left something for you last night on the ONT but I think you split before getting it.



For your kiddies, Squishy Baff. My SIL says her girls had a lot of
fun with this. It turns bath water into the consistency of tapioca
pudding.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:12 PM (0PiQ4)


Holy hell. Lmao. Do you still have the link for it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:14 PM (da5Wo)

98 my first first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2013 01:48 PM (SO2Q


You popped your cherry!!!!! Hooooooooh!!!!

Posted by: Paul Cicero at February 20, 2013 02:15 PM (xmcEQ)

99 For your kiddies, Squishy Baff. My SIL says her
girls had a lot of fun with this. It turns bath water into the
consistency of tapioca pudding.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:12 PM (0PiQ4)


Ick!!! Have the bladder infections started?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2013 02:15 PM (X6akg)

100 83
63

Never ever get into a land war in Asia.





Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 02:07 PM (1WM2H)




Don't tell that to Ghengis Khan.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 20, 2013 02:15 PM (9ZAcB)

101 88 Captain Hate,

Well not really BUT what can you do?

The crisis Nixon was facing down should look eerily familiar....

enviro nuts saying "science is settled" wanting to undo the economy NOW NOW or we'll all FREEZE/Starve/Run our of metals/ TOILET PAPER/Ozone layer eleventy!

so EPA blew the heart out of their shit for a few decades....

of course the GOp being as stupid as they are allowed the moonbats to long march into the levers there and render GOP leadership a joke....

By 1995 Donk or Elephant EPA was on their way to running the nation elections be damned.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:15 PM (LRFds)

102 Where else but here can you still argue COD?

Sometimes if your handle is "Burn the Witch" --and its' in her honor--you are just asking for it like a Colorado Co-ed in the rape zone.

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:15 PM (r2PLg)

103 96 Captain Hate,

or miss sometimes for a year or two on end....

I ddunno I need to decide whether to try to get into some field that barry ain't gonna fuck up with his games.....

maybe I can sell magic beans to purify municipal water without chemicals....?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:16 PM (LRFds)

104 turns bath water into the

consistency of tapioca pudding.


While I can imagine the possibilities for adult morons, how does that get a child clean?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 20, 2013 02:16 PM (/kI1Q)

105 There could be 1700 boxes of Dominican child porn and he will still get the nod. Next.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 20, 2013 02:12 PM (UrENZ)


We need to subpoena that and examine it very very closely... in private... with lots of tissues...

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at February 20, 2013 02:17 PM (XvHmy)

106 Land war in Asia only works if you go North to South. True story.

Posted by: Bigby's Sockpuppet at February 20, 2013 02:17 PM (PqxmY)

107 Ick!!! Have the bladder infections started?



Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2013 02:15 PM (X6akg)


I thought the same thing. But I looked it up and it *claims* to be safe and non irritant.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:17 PM (da5Wo)

108 No, BC, Squishy Baff was what I left you. You can buy it at Walmart.

Ace, you might like Squishy Baff too.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:18 PM (0PiQ4)

109 Your bigger problem is cleaning the tub.

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:18 PM (r2PLg)

110 The Hagel archive will be sold on "Storage Wars." Go, Brandi!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:09 PM (wbmaj)


Fuck that bitch. She got fake boobs and all that cool stuff planted by the networks.

Ruined my life, I tell ya.

Posted by: Dave "The Mogul" Hester at February 20, 2013 02:18 PM (xmcEQ)

111 HAY TEACH, THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK!

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 20, 2013 02:18 PM (I2LwF)

112 I don't think other places have quite the appreciation for the diversity of the word fuck that this place has.


They moderate over there, I think.

I remember when Dirk Benedict (Face!!!) make an appearance and I tried posting only to see my comment in limbo.

Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 02:18 PM (GQ8sn)

113 Notice how many of the University of Nebraska bureaucrats and administrators are former Democrat operatives.

Straight up that. We've reached the sad point where finding integrity in academe is a Man bites dog story.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 20, 2013 02:18 PM (QupBk)

114 HAY TEACH, CAN I BE EXCUSED? MY BRAIN IS FULL

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 20, 2013 02:19 PM (I2LwF)

115 Failing to archive tends to lead to getting that pesky mailbox full message from the server...

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 20, 2013 02:19 PM (UZQM8)

116 I had the grilled codpiece on a bed of archives at McCormick and Schmick's for lunch.

Posted by: Joe Biden. at February 20, 2013 02:19 PM (Qxdfp)

117 DEAR SENATORS

PLEASE EXCUSE CHUCK HAGEL FROM TESTIFYING ON FEBRUARY 29TH, 30TH, AND 31ST

SIGNED
MY PARENTS

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (I2LwF)

118 It turns bath water into the
consistency of tapioca pudding.



Google "nuru massage".

Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (GQ8sn)

119 WHY CANT WE JUST HOLD HANDS LIKE THOSE HOMO OTTERS!??!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (xAtAj)

120 James T. Shaw, director of collections and the government documents librarian here, insists Tuesday morning he is not “stonewalling” efforts to gain access to Hagel’s record. Preventing immediate access, he says, is imperative for the academic integrity of the institution. A trained archivist has not yet organized the entire record, Shaw explains.


________________________

Oh gawd...what to do, what to do.

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (r2PLg)
================

What was it the WAPO did with all of Palin's official emails again? Oh yeah, put them out on a public server and asked for volunteers to root through them to find stuff.

Why don't they just do that?

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (RSqz2)

121 These are not the Droids we're looking for.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (+I8Mq)

122 I thought the same thing. But I looked it up and it *claims* to be safe and non irritant.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:17 PM (da5Wo)


Well try it....you'll have that $1000 deductible satisfied in no time.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (X6akg)

123 Is Sandy Berger around? Perhaps we can use his talents.

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (fWAjv)

124 Who was the little fucker that went to the US Achieves and cut out and stole shit about Clinton?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 20, 2013 02:21 PM (wR+pz)

125 Where's the GOP to say, "um, that's Ok. We'll archive it for you and save you the trouble."

Our side sucks sometimes.

Posted by: Dave at February 20, 2013 02:21 PM (xmcEQ)

126 Squishy Baff:

Sounds like as good an idea as his and her 'personal lubricants' to improve your sex life. Yeah, that's the ticket, slathering a shit load of petrochemicals all over my genitalia and in her 'goes-in-ya' sets the proper mood.

I'd rather use WD40.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 20, 2013 02:22 PM (feFL6)

127 Well my nieces had no adverse reactions to Squishy Baff FWIW. Apparently, the kit gives you a neutralizer to turn the pudding back into liquid so you can get the sticky off.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:22 PM (0PiQ4)

128 HAGEL: AND ID HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE PESKY KIDS, AND THAT DOG!!!!


ROOOBY DOOOBY DOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 20, 2013 02:22 PM (UZQM8)

129
funny how the wikileaks thing just fizzled

almost like it was halted before it hurt Obama..

Posted by: soothsayer at February 20, 2013 02:23 PM (1WM2H)

130 I'd rather use WD40.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 20, 2013 02:22 PM (feFL6)


That's fine if your name is Mr. Goodwrench, but WD 40 leaves an unmistakable smell.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 20, 2013 02:23 PM (xmcEQ)

131 Google "nuru massage".


Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (GQ8sn)


Why would I have to google it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:23 PM (da5Wo)

132 >>>I think Ace likes The Conversation more than he likes us.

I'm pretty sure he likes a bad case foot fungus more than he likes us. Not that that is unwarranted.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 20, 2013 02:24 PM (0q2P7)

133 Why would I have to google it?

Seconded.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 20, 2013 02:24 PM (feFL6)

134 130 Loctite Green?

Posted by: Bigby's Sockpuppet at February 20, 2013 02:24 PM (PqxmY)

135 109Your bigger problem is cleaning the tub.

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:18 PM (r2PLg)


That's what the snow shovel is for. What you guys don't keep a shovel in the bathroom for after your gelatinous baths??

Posted by: Heralder at February 20, 2013 02:24 PM (+xmn4)

136 New York Sen. Chuck Schumer said Wednesday that Chuck Hagel “almost had tears in his eyes” as he explained to the former Nebraska senator that the expression “Jewish lobby” is rooted in a negative depiction of Jews.
-----------

The tears came when he realized that tha Joooos are still around.

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 02:24 PM (fWAjv)

137 "James T. Shaw, director of collections and the government documents librarian here, insists Tuesday morning he is not 'stonewalling' efforts to gain access to Hagel's record. Preventing immediate access, he says, is imperative for the academic integrity of the institution. A trained archivist has not yet organized the entire record, Shaw explains."

Sorry, Shaw. That horse left the barn. The very fact that Hagel -- Hagel! -- has an archive or that it has value has pretty much sabotaged your institution's integrity. Pretty sure you won't find the notes to some Gettysburg Address or anything like that. Well, maybe you'd find a signed Ayatolla photo.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 20, 2013 02:24 PM (eHIJJ)

138 Nuru massage is how I auditioned women to be my wife.

Posted by: Truman North at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (I2LwF)

139 #110 You talk about killing the goose. I mean, let's screw up money for nothing?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (wbmaj)

140 WD 40 leaves an unmistakable smell.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 20, 2013 02:23 PM (xmcEQ)

We're a distributor, and I love that smell... it smells like capitalism

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (UZQM8)

141 PLEASE EXCUSE CHUCK HAGEL FROM TESTIFYING ON FEBRUARY 29TH, 30TH, AND 31ST



SIGNED

MY PARENTS

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM

Quit tryin to steal my best stuff.

Posted by: Epstein's Mom at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (bGlsD)

142 >>>>Google "nuru massage"

I ain't falling for that Google shit, EC. I've wised up and don't click on your dirty, disgusting links anymore.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (0PiQ4)

143
Oh gawd...what to do, what to do.

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:04 PM (r2PLg)
================

What was it the WAPO did with all of Palin's official emails again? Oh yeah, put them out on a public server and asked for volunteers to root through them to find stuff.

Why don't they just do that?
Posted by: Nighthawk at February 20, 2013 02:20 PM (RSqz2)


__________________

I just--the thing that bothers me is the excuse that they cannot comply because it will harm their academic integrity.

That's more important than the men and women in uniform getting a good Sec of Def.

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (r2PLg)

144 135 I got a shop vac

Posted by: Bigby's Sockpuppet at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (PqxmY)

145 Sounds like as good an idea as his and her 'personal lubricants' to improve your sex life.

Now that's just sick.

I was thinking more of wrestling. Jello's gotten expensive.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)

146 THE MOST transparent administration in the history of the United States, just not in the way that you right wingers would think....

Posted by: Jack Griffin at February 20, 2013 02:26 PM (4eNxd)

147 Ah, Squishy Baff! Another item featured on TruTV's "World's Dumbest Smartest Inventions." I admit it doesn't look like MY cup of tea, but if I were a kid? Heck yes, that would have been FUN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 02:26 PM (4df7R)

148 Posted by: Regular Moron at February 20, 2013 02:22 PM (feFL6)

I was once a staple of every teen male's life. Now I am forgotten and no longer loved.

Posted by: Vaseline at February 20, 2013 02:26 PM (L8r/r)

149 I should have continued the audition process indefinitely.

Posted by: Truman North at February 20, 2013 02:26 PM (I2LwF)

150 Apparently, the kit gives you a neutralizer to turn the pudding back into liquid so you can get the sticky off. Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:22 PM (0PiQ4)

Get a big white barrel and your set.

Posted by: Walter White at February 20, 2013 02:26 PM (+xmn4)

151 Otters for Hagel.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:26 PM (wbmaj)

152 A little off topic but I saw in the lastthread someone complaining about the price of gas. I just stopped at a gas station up the road and the gal working informed me that they are raising their prices tomorrow by 20 cents a gallon. I called my husband who owns a gas station to verify and he said he was going up at least 10 cents per gallon. So there you have it....4 bucks is around the corner. Right now here today it is 3.53


We're already there at 4.00 a gallon and have been for several weeks.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (7ObY1)

153 *you're set

Posted by: Heralder at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (+xmn4)

154 ROOOBY DOOOBY DOOOO!!!!!!!

Shouldn't that be "JOOOBY JOOOBY JOOOO!!!!!!!!"?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (B/VB5)

155 But Ben Shapiro lied about Friends of Hamas!! Plus he wants to deport all Palestinians to Jordan! Clearly he's the one we should be focusing on here


Posted by: Hagel Defense Squad at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (60GaT)

156 Speaking of the divirsity of the word fuck, my fuckin machanic just called and it's gonna be 600 fuckin dollars to fix the thing.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (O/fK8)

157 #140 Stop a rapist? Squirt WD 40 in the fucker's eyes.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (wbmaj)

158 There's a precedent for this , it was called "crowd sourcing Sarah Palins Emails".

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 20, 2013 02:28 PM (AWmfW)

159 Why would I have to google it?


Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 02:23 PM (da5Wo)

*high fives*
My navy buddy says he's going to retire to Thailand with his pension. It's going to be one long nuru session for him.

Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 02:28 PM (GQ8sn)

160

I stayed in a hotel where a water bottle on the dresser said, "With our compliments" so I took it. The next morning I took the second larger bottle and opened it then read the card that said $3. Sneaky bastards.

I stayed in a hotel in Ottawa that pulled that stunt with me. A card under the bottle informed me I was paying something like two dollars for my 'With Our compliments' bottle of water. So....I finished it, filled it back up with tap water, and put it back on top of the card.

I also rubbed my junk on the phone handset...you know, a little something for the next guest.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 20, 2013 02:28 PM (eyJh9)

161 The moral inversion of it.


The supposed academic integrity of one university is more important than the men and women who volunteer to die for their country getting a qualified Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: The Pelosi Hagel Clinton Defense League at February 20, 2013 02:28 PM (r2PLg)

162 1700 boxes of material. Sitting, untouched, for over four years. Unarchived.

"We have top men working on it now... Top. Men."

Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2013 02:28 PM (n4EDK)

163 I think we should pick our secretary of defense by nuru massage. It couldn't turn out any worse than they method we use now.

Posted by: Truman North at February 20, 2013 02:28 PM (I2LwF)

164 That shit will become more lost than the original Apollo tapes.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 20, 2013 02:28 PM (8/DeP)

165 Are parts of the Hagel archives being translated from German?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:29 PM (wbmaj)

166 Intifada? Bitch had it coming

Posted by: Shit Hagel Thinks at February 20, 2013 02:29 PM (60GaT)

167 Yea, can't spell either I'm so pissed.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2013 02:29 PM (O/fK8)

168 Hagel anda Jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the Jew and says:

"No joke. What did you do to that guy behind you? he looks like he wants to kill you."

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2013 02:29 PM (m2CN7)

169 Ooh boy, McCain's gonna be pissed. Oh wait...

Who cares? Put him in and get on with the burning.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 20, 2013 02:29 PM (zpqa2)

170 New York Sen. Chuck Schumer said Wednesday that Chuck Hagel “almost had
tears in his eyes” as he explained to the former Nebraska senator that
the expression “Jewish lobby” is rooted in a negative depiction of Jews.




If I was a Jooooo, I'd be as angry as the heat of an exploding supernova that Schmucky Sleaze was perceived as looking out for my interest.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 02:29 PM (XOVEM)

171 No worse than Bush's lies......................

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 20, 2013 02:30 PM (90aTA)

172 I ain't falling for that Google shit, EC. I've wised up and don't click on your dirty, disgusting links anymore.

Posted by: L, elle at February 20, 2013 02:25 PM (0PiQ4)


What links?

Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 02:30 PM (GQ8sn)

173 Do we get immunity if we follow Slo Joes advice?


"If there’s ever a problem just walk out on the balcony put that double barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house."

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 02:30 PM (fWAjv)

174 Chuck wants to know: Is that guy who puts on the cowboy hat in the Binder and Binder ads a Jew? I mean, he is from New Jersey.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:31 PM (wbmaj)

175 Are parts of the Hagel archives being translated from German?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 02:29 PM (wbmaj)

Ha!

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 20, 2013 02:31 PM (zpqa2)

176 154 ROOOBY DOOOBY DOOOO!!!!!!!

Shouldn't that be "JOOOBY JOOOBY JOOOO!!!!!!!!"?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (B/VB5)

I have invented a new pizza topping, computer screen...

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 20, 2013 02:32 PM (UZQM8)

177 "If there’s ever a problem just walk out on the balcony put that double barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house."

Interesting that he assumes we have a balcony. Wait ... no it's not. The man is an idiot of the first order.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 20, 2013 02:32 PM (QupBk)

178 Hagel should write a book about the confirmation hearings told with his point of view in mind.


'My Struggle' has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 02:32 PM (fWAjv)

179 94 What happened yesterday that I missed? Where was the food fight?

Daddy came home cranky, and yelled at some of us.

Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2013 02:32 PM (DZbQ0)

180 If any of you homos touch my unarchived stuff, I'll kill ya!

Posted by: Chuck "Frances" Hagel at February 20, 2013 02:33 PM (YYyqq)

181 For my fellow zonies, it is snowing in the Superstition mountains and surrounding area.
Hope you didn't leave your pets out.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2013 02:33 PM (uhftQ)

182 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 20, 2013 02:30 PM (90aTA)



It never fails.

You're in the middle of a stimulating conversation and someone crop dusts the room.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 20, 2013 02:36 PM (xmcEQ)

183 Shouldn't that be "JOOOBY JOOOBY JOOOO!!!!!!!!"?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (B/VB5)



Mmmm, Jujubes.

Posted by: Joey Biden with a shotgun at February 20, 2013 02:36 PM (4df7R)

184 "If there’s ever a problem just walk out on the balcony put that double barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house."

I also enjoy his apparent willingness to just blindfire a shotgun into the air. As if those shotgun pellets aren't going to ahve to land somewhere.

That's assuming he's talking about shooting it into the air. For all I know he's talking about aiming your shotgun at your neighbor's garage and lettingloose.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 02:38 PM (4df7R)

185 "If there’s ever a problem just walk out on the balcony put that
double barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house."



Yeah, just like the fucking jihadists in the ME firing their AK's into the air and killing people 5 miles away.

Joe, you're a fucking mental midget.

"Aim at the ground, though" I'm sure he just forgot to say.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 20, 2013 02:41 PM (xmcEQ)

186 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 02:38 PM (4df7R)


FYI - that was his advice to his wife Jill. I'm pretty sure if trouble comes the USSS with their full auto MP5's and FN P90 will take care of it.

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 02:45 PM (fWAjv)

187 Shouldn't that be "JOOOBY JOOOBY JOOOO!!!!!!!!"?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 02:27 PM (B/VB5)


I read that and I hear Sinatra singing. Gawd, that dates me.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2013 02:47 PM (n4EDK)

188 I read that and I hear Sinatra singing. Gawd, that dates me. Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2013 02:47 PM (n4EDK)

Why? With the success of Mad Men and Las Vegas, they are using Ol' Blue Eyes' crooning to sell Chebbies.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 20, 2013 02:48 PM (kXoT0)

189 "Why? With the success of Mad Men and Las Vegas, they are using Ol' Blue Eyes' crooning to sell Chebbies."

Yeah, but I heard it live. AND on vinyl.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2013 02:50 PM (n4EDK)

190 Test

Test

Posted by: Ecclesiastes at February 20, 2013 06:06 PM (9/bcB)






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