Ethnic Purge Complete: Soledad O'Brien Reportedly Out from America's White News Network, CNN

They fired her in two stages. First they took her show away -- due to its having a "too ethnic" viewership -- but claimed they weren't really firing her, because they were readying a primetime show for her.

Right. Her ratings were low in the morning but you're going to fail her up to primetime.

In addition, that always seemed to be a lie because they had already said they were moving Erin Burnett to primetime.

So essentially they fired her without saying so, and engineered a situation in which she'd have to "decide herself to leave," so that's what she's telling friends she plans to do, says the Post.

Posted by: Ace at 12:33 PM



Comments

1 I thought she was white. I need a new tv.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:34 PM (wbmaj)

2 Well, she was a joke. That's probably why they really wanted to get rid of her.

Oh wait...it's CNN.

Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2013 12:35 PM (DZbQ0)

3 CYA SOLE E DAD... maybe MSNBC will hire her

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:35 PM (nTgAI)

4 Where the hell is everybody?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:35 PM (wbmaj)

5 I think you mean Caucasian News Network

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (FcR7P)

6 Right. Her ratings were low in the morning but you're going to fail her up to primetime.

The "Piers Morgan strategy"

Posted by: AmishDude at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (T0NGe)

7 Can anyone please tell me why the fuck Greta Van Susteren still has a show? I'd rather watch the fucking fish tank channel.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (wbmaj)

8 CNN Photo:

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Chris Matthews, 1st row, rightmost had his eyes closed.




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Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 20, 2013 12:37 PM (J8DGo)

9 4 Where the hell is everybody?

...Standing on their desks, looking out for Space Herpes critters.

Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2013 12:37 PM (DZbQ0)

10
CNN is the Bosnia of the TV news networks.

MSNBC is like a whiter version of Russia.

Posted by: Ben at February 20, 2013 12:38 PM (C2Y4l)

11 They can have Juan Williams.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:38 PM (wbmaj)

12 Can anyone please tell me why the fuck Greta Van Susteren still has a show? I'd rather watch the fucking fish tank channel.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (wbmaj)

I would rather watch her than Hannity. That guy grates.

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:38 PM (nTgAI)

13 Every night I stare at Kimberly Guilfoyle's legs-transfixed.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:39 PM (wbmaj)

14 I hope she gets fired from every single job she ever has.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2013 12:39 PM (6H6o8)

15 7 Can anyone please tell me why the fuck Greta Van Susteren still has a show? I'd rather watch the fucking fish tank channel.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (wbmaj)

Every once in a while she does ask very good, pointed questions. When does Hannity get replaced by a Judge Napolitano & Judge Pirro show? That's the question.

Posted by: alex at February 20, 2013 12:39 PM (44kMb)

16 maybe MSNBC will hire her

She's a little "diverse" for MSNBC.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 20, 2013 12:39 PM (/kI1Q)

17 Hey, where the non-white women at?

Posted by: Cleavon Little at February 20, 2013 12:40 PM (9/bcB)

18 The election is over and CNN has no need for the multi-culti Ms. O'Brien anymore. Shit, anyone can read TPM.

Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2013 12:40 PM (bAGA/)

19
Soledad was too dumb for Jeopardy.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 20, 2013 12:40 PM (NFVkx)

20 Seriously, though, what must the executive office discussions at CNN be like for an executive to come out and say, "your demos are too ethnic" and not think it's the least bit offensive?

Their ratings are so bad that they must be microtargeting and I guess the "ethnic" audience doesn't have enough disposable income for the advertisers.

I think CNN should nanotarget, build on Anderson Cooper and just make it the Gay News Network.

They could recruit Maddow, although they'd have to figure out the schedule because those are two completely different nano audiences.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 20, 2013 12:40 PM (T0NGe)

21 I would rather watch her than Hannity. That guy grates.

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:38 PM



On every last nerve.

Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2013 12:41 PM (bAGA/)

22 I'll trade you one Al Sharpton for three Juan Williams and one Marc Lamont Hill.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:41 PM (wbmaj)

23
I suppose this is good news? I'm not so enthused.

They'll just find someone equally as odious and vapid to take her place.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 12:41 PM (+z4pE)

24 Glad that coon is gone.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at February 20, 2013 12:41 PM (UU0OF)

25 What is that Soledad thing pictured at the NY Post link? Is it supposed to be humanoid?

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at February 20, 2013 12:42 PM (epxV4)

26 Can anyone please tell me why the fuck Greta Van Susteren still has a show? I'd rather watch the fucking fish tank channel.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (wbmaj)


Because it's only a matter of time before another pretty young girl goes missing.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 20, 2013 12:42 PM (SY2Kh)

27 Chicago is out?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:42 PM (wbmaj)

28 There's always milf pron...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 20, 2013 12:43 PM (/gHaE)

29 Isn't Current TV hiring?

Hahaha...

Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 12:43 PM (GQ8sn)

30 26
Can anyone please tell me why the fuck Greta Van Susteren still has a show? I'd rather watch the fucking fish tank channel.


Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (wbmaj)


In Greta's defense she did try to bring Fast and Furious to the forefront....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 20, 2013 12:43 PM (9+ccr)

31 #24 Alec-can you help? I need someone to come and humaely trap and removethe coons surrounding my house.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (wbmaj)

32 Well, f*ck, now what do I do for a living? If they put me back on coffee detail, so help me...

Posted by: Soledad's Earpiece at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (GBXon)

33 I would rather watch her than Hannity. That guy grates.

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:38 PM (nTgAI)


So you want dirtier air and dirtier water.

You're a great American.

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (fWAjv)

34 Did you ever notice how white the people running most latin american countries look? Or how white their celebrities are?

Our white lefties are just riding minorities to power. That is why so many black dems seem like morons. They are. If they weren't corrupt the libs would never have allowed them to rise in the party.

Posted by: Invictus at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (OQpzc)

35 So Erin Burnett is better at what exactly?

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (r2PLg)

36
Hannity lost me the day after the election. He comes on his radio show and says, "Let not your heart be troubled."

Yeah, asshole, that's easy for you to say. You still have two very good jobs making a metric fuckton of money and I've been out of work for five years.

Fuck him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (+z4pE)

37 Remember when Glen Beck was on CNN? Remember when he went to Fox and smashed all of CNN's shows in ratings?

Yeah...

Even if CNN only went with a center right theme they would kill MSNBC. Look at Bill "FUCK YOU" O'Reilly. He's not a conservative. He's a populist and he leads all of them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (Ipj15)

38 Can anyone please tell me why the fuck Greta Van Susteren still has a show? I'd rather watch the fucking fish tank channel.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (wbmaj)
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Really. She sounds like "Dino" from The Flintstones.

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (RSqz2)

39 I think Fox should hire Soledad on the condition that she read exactly what is put on the teleprompter.

Go all BBC style on this:

Fox News - as read by Soledad O'Brien.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 20, 2013 12:45 PM (J8DGo)

40 Too bad, so sad. A little couch time and she'll land somewhere. Maybe dress up like a goat, meet with the producers and get a gig with Gore's al-Jazeera channel. Thereafter get a special burqa that hi-lights her pretty eyes.

Posted by: eureka! at February 20, 2013 12:45 PM (HPRku)

41 Great. The entire Universe (with a capital U) is about to be destroyed and we're back to talking about Soledad f#cking O'Brien.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2013 12:45 PM (KXm42)

42 Is there anyone whiter than Anderson Cooper?

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:45 PM (r2PLg)

43 Because it's only a matter of time before another pretty young girl goes missing.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 20, 2013 12:42 PM (SY2Kh)

ahem.

"Because it's only a matter of time before another pretty young WHITE girl goes missing."

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 12:45 PM (fWAjv)

44
Wow. They underestemated Mini-SMOD by 1K? Sheeit.

http://tinyurl.com/b4wmcbv

Posted by: maddogg at February 20, 2013 12:45 PM (OlN4e)

45 335 I guess she swallows without complaint?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:46 PM (wbmaj)

46 I'm certain this must be the fault of those racist Republicans and teabaggers.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 20, 2013 12:46 PM (eYLgD)

47 Did you ever notice how white the people running most latin american countries look? Or how white their celebrities are?

Yes. Watching Univision, I get the impression that all hispanics are really slightly darker complexion white people.

Posted by: EC at February 20, 2013 12:46 PM (GQ8sn)

48 As to FOX-Shep Smith and Trace Gallagher. WTF?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:46 PM (wbmaj)

49 Is there anyone whiter than Anderson Cooper?
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Anderson Cooper? He so white his shadow can get a job at CNN.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 20, 2013 12:47 PM (J8DGo)

50 Can anyone please tell me why the fuck Greta Van Susteren still has a show? I'd rather watch the fucking fish tank channel.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (wbmaj)


She's turning the first segments of her show into Nancy Grace. Can't watch it.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2013 12:47 PM (wAQA5)

51 Who's hardest hit?

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at February 20, 2013 12:47 PM (QupBk)

52 Is there anyone whiter than Anderson Cooper?>>

Edgar Winter.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 20, 2013 12:47 PM (aVYsC)

53 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (+z4pE)

Don't forget "In your heart of hearts."

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 12:47 PM (fWAjv)

54 Who's Soledad O'Brien?

Seriously, I've never heard of her before this "scandal", wouldn't know her if I bumped into her, and honestly don't give a rat's ass.


Posted by: looking closely at February 20, 2013 12:47 PM (6Q9g2)

55 So Erin Burnett is better at what exactly?
Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (r2PLg)

BJs apparently

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:48 PM (nTgAI)

56 FOX line-up change--Greta's mush to be replaced by Kimberly Guilfoyle's legs.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:48 PM (wbmaj)

57 So Erin Burnett is better at what exactly?
Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (r2PLg)

Well, she got her start blowing Warren Buffet.

And I like to refer to Anderson Cooper as Anderson Cooper-Vanderbilt.

Posted by: Invictus at February 20, 2013 12:48 PM (OQpzc)

58 Yes. Watching Univision, I get the impression that all hispanics are really slightly darker complexion white people.


And their bimboes are stupendous.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2013 12:48 PM (KXm42)

59 The source added, “Soledad is talented at producing in-depth, serious pieces of journalism, and is a tough interviewer. That doesn’t seem to fit the direction the network is going.”

__________________

LOL!

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:48 PM (r2PLg)

60 Fired twice? Sounds familiar.

Posted by: Chris Dorner at February 20, 2013 12:48 PM (R18D0)

61 Soledad, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 12:48 PM (ie5Rl)

62 A lot of fox's audience stopped watching cable news just about a week before the election. When they do watch, they watch CNN.

But they dislike soledad immensely as shown in the way they watch CNN, they turned her off en masse.

They had to fire her.

She'll go work with her good buddy Keith and maybe they'll write a book to be used in journalism schools across the country.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 20, 2013 12:49 PM (/b8+5)

63 Did you ever notice how white the people running most latin american countries look? Or how white their celebrities are?

Did you know Argentina is 97% white? (Remember that during the next Falklands flare-up.) Che was, too.

The thing about Latin American immigration is that it's motivated by hard-working non-white citizens who can't get a break in their own country because of the rigid class distinctions that often fall on racial lines.

One thing I found unusual is that Japanese models and celebrities are frequently some sort of racial mix.

Remember when Glen Beck was on CNN? Remember when he went to Fox and smashed all of CNN's shows in ratings?

The Five is crushing, even in the demos. (Fox gets spectacular overall ratings, but just excellent 25-54 ratings.)

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/category/cable-news/

Posted by: AmishDude at February 20, 2013 12:49 PM (T0NGe)

64 The next time Soledad gets called upstairs to "talk about the direction of the show" she should try vomiting or soiling herself.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 20, 2013 12:49 PM (+lsX1)

65 Has Soledad removed the Obama bumper sticker from her forehead? Maybe Zero has an opening, oh, no, he only hires Caucasian males. There's always 99 weeks of unemployment she can count on.

Posted by: Amy Lou H at February 20, 2013 12:49 PM (yAPdC)

66 Alec Baldwin Inc.: Humane Coon Trapping and Removal

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:49 PM (wbmaj)

67 For the record, everyone thinks CNN has the right to tinker with programming so that it reaches the audience it wants, right? There is nothing actually wrong with judging a show's viewership to be "too ethnic" right?

It's just politically wrong, or incorrect. Correct?

Posted by: CJ at February 20, 2013 12:49 PM (9KqcB)

68
And their bimboes are stupendous.

Yes. Yes they are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (+z4pE)

69 So Erin Burnett is better at what exactly?

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM



Being white.

Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (bAGA/)

70 #31 When racoons tried getting on our back porch, Mama just chased them off with a broom.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (UU0OF)

71 Ace burying the lede again! Headline: Soledad O'Brien has friends

Posted by: Hoystory at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (iBbeJ)

72 Is there anyone whiter than Anderson Cooper?

Shep Smith is making a go of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (B/VB5)

73 #59 They meant serious piece of ass.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (wbmaj)

74 Yes. Watching Univision, I get the impression that all hispanics are really slightly darker complexion white people.And their bimboes are stupendous.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2013 12:48 PM (KXm42)

10-4 ghostrider

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (nTgAI)

75 The Five is horrible, bordering on unwatchable.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (ie5Rl)

76 Yes. Watching Univision, I get the impression that all hispanics are really slightly darker complexion white people.

And their bimboes are stupendous.


Posted by: eleven


I find Bimbo® Snack Cakes to be lacking in flavor and far too sweet.

Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (R18D0)

77
In Greta's defense she did try to bring Fast and Furious to the forefront....
OH NO!!! Pointing out government mistakes is fatal one way or the other.

Posted by: vince foster at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (+9AX9)

78 7
Can anyone please tell me why the fuck Greta Van Susteren still has a show? I'd rather watch the fucking fish tank channel.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:36 PM (wbmaj)


Two things....
1) I don't think she's that bad from the times I've seen her....but I don't regularly watch FNC.

2) There's these things that come with every TV/Cable box. You press buttons on it and viola, you're watching something else.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (X6akg)

79 And their bimboes are stupendous.

Yes. Yes they are.


Makes me wish I remembered my high school Spanish. And then I realize, it doesn't matter.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (T0NGe)

80 CNN is just using the White Man as muscle against you, sister.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (QupBk)

81 WTOTD: "Nice sweater, George." "BOW BEFORE IZOD!!!!"

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (tqAT4)

82 Soledad is free to pursue other interests.........like opening up her ownstreet peoplegloryhole shop.

Posted by: maddogg at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (OlN4e)

83
35
So Erin Burnett is better at what exactly?

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (r2PLg)


Sucking executive dick apparently.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (da5Wo)

84 Yawn.... media becomes the story.... which is half the problem with the media... they are so busy talking to each other, they don't talk to anyone who DOES anything...

Hell.... look at the Fox talking heads... the vast majority of the people they 'interview' are other 'news analysts'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (lZBBB)

85 Haven't watched any news since the new year it has improved my BP markedly. And I agree Hannity spouts the same talking points constantly he strikes me as not overly bright

Posted by: Finn McCool at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (tF+VX)

86 The IDF is celebrating their tank: http://goo.gl/p4UuO

Should be pitch in and send them some flowers or something?

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (6J6x7)

87 75 The Five is horrible, bordering on unwatchable.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2013 12:50 PM (ie5Rl)

Don't watch it, listen to the real news instead on beck's channel on your computer.

Heard them the other day, they're excellent.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 20, 2013 12:52 PM (/b8+5)

88 Is it true Anderson Cooper stores lawn chairs up his ass?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:52 PM (wbmaj)

89 What the fuck is she worrying about a job for? These leaves ain't gonna blow themselves.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 20, 2013 12:52 PM (CJjw5)

90 be = we

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 20, 2013 12:52 PM (6J6x7)

91 She's got enough qualifications to be Joey Biden's press secretary

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2013 12:52 PM (1Jaio)

92 #87 Sound off--Kimberly Guilfoyle's legs.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (wbmaj)

93 And their bimboes are stupendous.

Amen to that.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (B/VB5)

94 Soledad can spend her days studying critical race theory, and see if she can figure out howto notuse her teeth

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (nTgAI)

95 Should be pitch in and send them some flowers or something?

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (6J6x7) We should send them our aspiring St. Pancakes.

Posted by: maddogg at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (OlN4e)

96 I just found out I've been in another universe. AoS was there, but it was all squished together and hard to read.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (zpqa2)

97 They can't fire me I quit
why don't I fit in

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (8sCoq)

98 Soledad O'Brien's next job will involve teaching CO co-eds how to piss themselves at will.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (4df7R)

99 Attica O'Leary can go over to BET I guess....

Hey Attica explain how the GOp is a bunch of white men assholes again...

your ex boss ain't GOP sugar tits....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (LRFds)

100 The only good thing Hannity ever had going for him was appearing next to that emaciated retard Colmes. By himself, Hannity is even more of a dumbshit than O'Reilly.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 20, 2013 12:54 PM (+lsX1)

101 #78 Like the fucking fish tank channel. It's perfect-and so calming.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:54 PM (wbmaj)

102 When does Hannity get replaced by a Judge Napolitano Judge Pirro show? That's the question.

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Posted by: Sean.Hannity at February 20, 2013 12:54 PM (Q8Wa9)

103 Soledad can go on tour with hillary.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 20, 2013 12:54 PM (/b8+5)

104 15 Alex,

Her jaw bothers me to no end and Hannity would never know he was cancelled if you pipe in a taped caller and humor him....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (LRFds)

105 Ack. Sorry.

Posted by: Sean.Hannity at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (Q8Wa9)

106 Jeebus. The Barrel. Now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (UOM48)

107 Why this is an electronic lynching, or something

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (d6m30)

108 Should be pitch in and send them some flowers or something?

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 20, 2013 12:51 PM (6J6x7)

Usually send them pizza.

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (fWAjv)

109 Posted by: Sean.Hannity at February 20, 2013 12:54 PM (Q8Wa9)

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Heh..... you did that on purpose..... barrel anyway

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (nELVU)

110 Too black for CNN and too white for BET. What's a retard jizzbucket to do?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (CJjw5)

111
Sound off--Kimberly Guilfoyle's legs.

And Andrea Tarantula's faptastic rack.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (+z4pE)

112 98 Soledad O'Brien's next job will involve teaching CO co-eds how to piss themselves at will.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (4df7R)

__________

Or--

Assault Bulimics.

Jonesy write one of your government betters--there oughta be a law!!

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (r2PLg)

113 The earth is but a speck of sand on a vast, endlessbeach. The conceit of these human animals never ceases to amaze me. The Lord and Master

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (wbmaj)

114 With Soledad gone, where will we get our "Black in America," "Latino in America" specials?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (UOM48)

115 He still mentions me, though, right?

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 20, 2013 12:56 PM (zpqa2)

116 >Soledad O'Brien's next job will involve teaching CO co-eds how to piss themselves at will.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (4df7R)

Oh that's awful. It's funny, but it's awful.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 12:56 PM (8sCoq)

117 #111 Now all we need is a face.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:56 PM (wbmaj)

118 And their bimboes are stupendous.

Amen to that.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 12:53 PM (B/VB5)
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Just don't piss them off...

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 20, 2013 12:56 PM (RSqz2)

119 When The News is about newspeople, then The News isn't really News anymore.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 12:56 PM (yCvxi)

120 What the F!? Are they judging on the Content of Character now???

Oh.... crap...

Posted by: Other CNN Talking Heads at February 20, 2013 12:56 PM (lZBBB)

121 110
Too black for CNN and too white for BET. What's a retard jizzbucket to do?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (CJjw5)



White Rain?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (da5Wo)

122 110
Too black for CNN and too white for BET. What's a retard jizzbucket to do?




There's always al Jazeera.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (UOM48)

123 I've been slimed!

Posted by: The Barrel at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (QupBk)

124 #111 Now all we need is a face.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:56 PM (wbmaj)

I rather like Andrea..MMMM

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (nTgAI)

125 With Soledad gone, where will we get our "Black in America," "Latino in America" specials?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (UOM4




She can do a new show "Unemployed in America"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (1Jaio)

126 Meanwhile, Limbaugh has been En Fuego since Thursday


He's nailed Obama's M.O. -- frighting against THEM ( evil corporations, evil rich, evil White people ) while taking no responsibility.



in a Better World, Romney could have noticed this ( it's been going on since, like, forever ) and actually crafted a coherent campaign message. In a better world..................................................

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (Dll6b)

127 By himself, Hannity is even more of a dumbshit than O'Reilly.

I've known libs who reassure themselves that they're right by playing the O'Reilly "doing it live" clip incessantly and then saying "haw haw, conservatives are dumb!"

So there's at least an argument to be made that O'R does more damage.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (B/VB5)

128 >Jonesy write one of your government betters--there oughta be a law!!

Posted by: tasker at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (r2PLg)

I think they feel they're on a roll now. God knows what they'll come up with next.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (8sCoq)

129 Barrel. Now.

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (d6m30)

130 Too black for CNN and too white for BET. What's a retard jizzbucket to do?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 20, 2013 12:55 PM (CJjw5)

Stuck between a cock and a hard place

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (nTgAI)

131 A tiny crumb of satisfaction in a bakery of poison...

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (h1VOU)

132 I rather like Andrea..MMMM
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (nTgAI)

Mitchell? EEEEEWWW!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (l86i3)

133 I rather like Andrea..MMMM Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (nTgAI) Mitchell? EEEEEWWW!!
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (l86i3)

heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (nTgAI)

134 #124 I bet her engine is hard to shut down.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 12:59 PM (wbmaj)

135 Watching Univision, I get the impression that all hispanics are really slightly darker complexion white people.

What was the old joke about their newcasts again, more blondes than Fox News...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 20, 2013 12:59 PM (GBXon)

136 132 I rather like Andrea..MMMM
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (nTgAI)

Mitchell? EEEEEWWW!!
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (l86i3)

Oh come on, she's hot, she's really hot.

Posted by: A. Greenspan at February 20, 2013 12:59 PM (/b8+5)

137 When The News is about newspeople, then The News isn't really News anymore.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 20, 2013 12:56 PM (yCvxi)


silly witch: 'the news' has always mostly been about newspeople. The MFM cover themselves. That's all they know.


Wanking, 24 / 7

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 20, 2013 12:59 PM (Dll6b)

138 heh
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (nTgAI)


I know who you're talking about. The Meek Greek with the tight Squeek.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 12:59 PM (l86i3)

139 Andrea: I just love the sight of Alan stumbling out of the tub, naked and dripping.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:00 PM (wbmaj)

140 alright the movie's over and the snow is coming...

now I'm off to get my life-sustaining supplies: cornmeal and gun powder and hamhocks and guitar strings.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 20, 2013 01:00 PM (8sCoq)

141 Face: Jedediah

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 20, 2013 01:00 PM (zpqa2)

142 White Rain?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (da5Wo)


BOOM.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 01:00 PM (4df7R)

143 I see the Busy Obamas took time out of their trying schedules to welcome Robin Roberts back to We're Fucked America.

And Mooch threw out there that she can't wait for her interview with Ms. Roberts in a couple of days.

I'm sure it will be hard-hitting. /s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 01:00 PM (UOM48)

144
Apropo of absolutely nothing, I've been thinking of a line I can use if and when I ever get another job interview.

Interviewer: "Mr. Boy, I see your employment history ends as 2008. Is that the last time you worked"

Me: "I'm not at liberty to discuss that."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 01:01 PM (+z4pE)

145 Well, she was a joke.


She should get a job on SNL. They could use a few jokes these days.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 01:01 PM (4df7R)

146 "I find Bimbo® Snack Cakes to be lacking in flavor and far too sweet."

No Choco Roles for you!

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2013 01:01 PM (HjPtV)

147 Andrea's turd cutter will bite off your finger. Itr's true.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:01 PM (wbmaj)

148 Helen. Thomas. Nekkid

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 01:01 PM (d6m30)

149 Here you go, this should be right up you Morons alley....




http://tinyurl.com/awlz5bq

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 01:02 PM (da5Wo)

150 Is John McCain's face going to explode like the guy's chest in Alien?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:02 PM (wbmaj)

151 148 Helen. Thomas. Nekkid

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 01:01 PM (d6m30)


Barrel. Now. Take the image with you.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 20, 2013 01:02 PM (Qxe/p)

152 Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 01:02 PM (da5Wo)

That'll work.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 01:02 PM (l86i3)

153 "Here you go, this should be right up you Morons alley...."

Scariest words ever typed.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 20, 2013 01:03 PM (zpqa2)

154 Well, f*ck, now what do I do for a living? If they put me back on coffee detail, so help me...

Posted by: Soledad's Earpiece at February 20, 2013 12:44 PM (GBXon)


You think you've got problems? I swear, if she goes back to sitting on the couch watching "Snooki and Jwoww" reruns, I'll be dead in a month.

Posted by: Soledad's Lone Neuron, whirling in a vast, empty cranial space at February 20, 2013 01:03 PM (zF6Iw)

155 heh Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 12:58 PM (nTgAI) I know who you're talking about. The Meek Greek with the tight Squeek.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 12:59 PM (l86i3)

Something about her.. wowza

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 01:03 PM (nTgAI)

156 Helen. Thomas. Nekkid
Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 01:01 PM (d6m30)


*green*

Oh... God, WHY?! WHY would you do that after I JUST had lunch?!?

*clapping hand over mouth* Mmf!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 01:03 PM (4df7R)

157 BOOM.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 01:00 PM (4df7R)


Well, I was thinking more SPLAT, but BOOM works too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 20, 2013 01:03 PM (da5Wo)

158 Import Melissa Theuriau



(have no idea about her politics, don't care)


http://tinyurl.com/aay2g5f

Posted by: RWC at February 20, 2013 01:03 PM (fWAjv)

159 Is Soledad the one who pushes a Spanish accent when pronouncing a Spanish word or name similar to what Obama tries, and fails, to do?

Posted by: Finn McCool at February 20, 2013 01:04 PM (tF+VX)

160 The MFM cover themselves. That's all they know.

---

No shit.

Obama as President cuts Medicaid - crickets

Obama sends FF guns to Mexico - crickets

Obama blames You-tube for Benghazi - crickets

Obama ads one trillion annually to the debt - crickets

Obama lies about (insert anything inn the news here) - crickets


but....

Obama plays golf with Tiger Woods without taking the press along?????

OUTRAGE!!!! NO TRANSPARENCY!!!! CRISIS AT ELEVENTY!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2013 01:04 PM (nELVU)

161
Here you go, this should be right up you Morons alley....

Hmmm, no fur? She must like the rough stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 01:04 PM (+z4pE)

162 *running around in circles, looking for a wandering rapist on which to vomit*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 20, 2013 01:04 PM (4df7R)

163 I grabbed Andrea's ass once. That thing bit off three of my fingers.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:04 PM (wbmaj)

164 Andrea mitchell. Helen thomas. Nekkid. Wrassling.

Now there your vomiting at will image. Puttin one in the chamber for ya.

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 01:04 PM (d6m30)

165 Something about her.. wowza
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 01:03 PM (nTgAI)

She's a combo platter. Body + Personality + a functioning brain.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 01:04 PM (l86i3)

166 #162 Shoot first-vomit second-pee third.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:05 PM (wbmaj)

167 There's always al Jazeera.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2013 12:57 PM (UOM4


Betcha $10 she's working there by Memorial day.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 20, 2013 01:05 PM (T0NGe)

168 I thought Soledad O'Brien's was that chain of restaurants featuring frozen margeuritas and shit.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 20, 2013 01:05 PM (ndp2I)

169 "Yes, Erin. I meant to do exactly what I did in your mouth. And since you swallowed, you can have Soledad's morning slot."

"Tomorrow I'm going to bend you over the desk and show you how Anderson Cooper got his prime time show."

Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2013 01:06 PM (ZDsRL)

170 Andrea likes to dance where it stinks. And I don't mean Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:06 PM (wbmaj)

171 Fuck her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2013 01:06 PM (vg8iE)

172 #171 Yes., sir.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:07 PM (wbmaj)

173 Morning slot. Hehe.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 20, 2013 01:07 PM (zpqa2)

174
Betcha $10 she's working there by Memorial day.

Nope, St. Patrick's Day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 20, 2013 01:07 PM (+z4pE)

175 JJJr and wifey just pled guilty

Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 01:08 PM (d6m30)

176 JJJr and wifey just pled guilty
Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 01:08 PM (d6m30)


Well, we'll have to see how many hours of community service they get.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 01:08 PM (l86i3)

177 CNN ais taking a new tack. They will use the black guy's voice from the Allstate commercials for all of their news show hosts.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:08 PM (wbmaj)

178 CNN ais taking a new tack. They will use the black guy's voice from the Allstate commercials for all of their news show hosts.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 20, 2013 01:08 PM (wbmaj)


I thought they already had Darth Vader.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 01:09 PM (l86i3)

179 Andrea mitchell. Helen thomas. Nekkid. Wrassling. Now there your vomiting at will image. Puttin one in the chamber for ya.
Posted by: thunderb at February 20, 2013 01:04 PM (d6m30)

Oh man, uncalled for, uncalled for.

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 20, 2013 01:15 PM (nTgAI)

180 Just an observation; I'd rather hit Erin and for the record it has nothing to do with race. Unlike CNN, I am an equal opportunity employer.

Soledad is kind of whiny, annoying and dishonest.

Posted by: Marcus at February 20, 2013 01:16 PM (GGCsk)

181 Well, we'll have to see how many hours of community service they get.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 20, 2013 01:08 PM (l86i3)


Does that mean Shakedown Jr is a felon?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 01:16 PM (XOVEM)

182 181 Captain Hate,

so is Jed Corzine...

being a felon is a resume enhancer to the left

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 01:20 PM (LRFds)

183 Was Corzine ever charged with anything?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 01:21 PM (XOVEM)

184 She wasn't Cornball enough

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 20, 2013 01:31 PM (MhA4j)

185 We fixed the glitch.

Posted by: Initech at February 20, 2013 01:31 PM (QTHTd)

186 183 Captain Hate,

No...

won't be either...it is good to be a courtesan....

I call him a felon b/c I am dying for him to sue me.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 01:38 PM (LRFds)

187 The term for why Soledad was originally hired at lily-white CNN was "passing", when she went off rails with the Black Liberation Theology stuff, she exposed herself to the white-guilt lefties, who stopped watching her show

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 20, 2013 01:48 PM (0SXI6)

188
148 Helen. Thomas. Nekkid

Damnit. Now I've got to go into town for a fifth of brain bleach.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 20, 2013 01:49 PM (+9AX9)

189 Tammy Bruce is remembering when this blog slattered that dunce on her critical race theory cribbing from wiki.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2013 01:53 PM (XOVEM)

190 189 Captain Hate,

Yeah that was a definite glory moment...

imagine if the conservative media had gone nuts on the lies about Iran's missile arsenal by slo-joe....?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 20, 2013 02:00 PM (LRFds)

191 She is another example of a black person who looks more white than black but overcompensates by being overly pro-black. You'll notice that the most outspoken pro-black people are very light skinned with whitish features. Toure is another example.

I

Posted by: Sho Nuff at February 20, 2013 02:02 PM (jo0fs)

192 Who? Soledad? Is this another Obama green energy project that failed?

Posted by: ScottyNo at February 20, 2013 02:46 PM (8YE33)

193 72 Is there anyone whiter than Anderson Cooper?

Zombie Andy Warhol

Posted by: houndofdoom at February 20, 2013 02:54 PM (Y0vrN)

194 The TV in the gym is locked on CNN. I'd rather watch Erin Burnett any day of the week.

Posted by: Joe Bar at February 20, 2013 03:04 PM (Kq1ca)

195
You'll notice that the most outspoken pro-black people are very light skinned with whitish features. Toure is another example.

Ah, the "Angela Davis effect." She could pass for white, but instead (BITD) grew a fucking ginormous Afro about 2 feet across. Making a point, were we?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 20, 2013 04:03 PM (IDSI7)

196 I always think that Greta Van Susteren should be narrating a golf game.

Posted by: Say What? at February 20, 2013 04:54 PM (3hSf2)

197 Greta Van Susteren: Church of Scientology

Posted by: burt at February 20, 2013 06:06 PM (/QJXp)

198
Boo fuckin' hoo

Door >>> ass >>> pain inflicted on the way out.

I never watched anything thatshe was involved in, ever, after some of the blog posts I read about her.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 20, 2013 07:44 PM (IanLz)

199 When are they going to put back on Hee Haw?

Posted by: Checker Chubby at February 21, 2013 02:17 AM (jNNPU)






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