2nd Colorado Democratic Legislator: Women Can Use "The Buddy System" or "Judo" and "Headlocks" to Defend Against Rape

Wow.

Posted by: Ace at 07:32 PM



Comments

1 universal karate training, yes we can

Posted by: JDP at February 19, 2013 07:33 PM (60GaT)

2 Or shoot the rapist in the fucking head. I hear that is effective.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 19, 2013 07:34 PM (C2//T)

3 Judo chop!

Posted by: Austin Powers at February 19, 2013 07:34 PM (9XBK2)

4 War on women™

Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 19, 2013 07:34 PM (oXdrb)

5 Damn. They've gone full Akin.

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at February 19, 2013 07:35 PM (OY/SZ)

6 Or shoot the rapist in the fucking head. I hear that is effective.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 19, 2013 07:34 PM (C2//T)


Don't you know that women like me are hysterical and can't be trusted with a gun? Why, if we feel even remotely threatened we'll shoot you full of lead without a second thought!

These people are despicable.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:36 PM (CA2NO)

7 OT(I know it's early in the thread but this pisses me off)The Mexican government wants lists of American gun owners from the border States.

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2013 07:36 PM (9XBK2)

8 I prefer to rely on best friend Ruger, SP101.

"nuf said.

Gawd these men are schmucks. Is it wrong for me to want them to be ass raped?

They could always vomit on their attacker.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at February 19, 2013 07:36 PM (TCy/B)

9 Assholes.

Posted by: Kim Rhode at February 19, 2013 07:36 PM (USjX1)

10 @2. Hell nl, shoot him in the fucking balls. Better he should suffer the rest of his life than be dead or too incapacitated to realized what he did.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at February 19, 2013 07:36 PM (Eq2MX)

11 As the blue states move to outlaw guns, my state is practically moving to make concealed carry mandatory for everyone. God bless Texas.

Posted by: sluggo at February 19, 2013 07:37 PM (vVv3V)

12 To deter rapist, vomit or urinate.

Well what if he/she is into that stuff?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 19, 2013 07:37 PM (oXdrb)

13 >Or shoot the rapist in the fucking head. I hear that is effective.



Not on a Colorado college campus. It (concealed carry on campus ban) already passed the CO House and will probably pass the Senate.

You Colorado college girls, you voted for this.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 07:37 PM (8sCoq)

14
Maybe they should form a phalanx using shields and pikes.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 19, 2013 07:37 PM (mETGQ)

15
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

The Mayor: He's got a point.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 19, 2013 07:38 PM (6J6x7)

16 But it's us Conservatives thatdon't respect women. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2013 07:38 PM (uhftQ)

17 These men are repulsive...inside and out.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at February 19, 2013 07:38 PM (TCy/B)

18 Yeah. I'm just going to let all y'all imagine my reaction to this bullshit. I'm too tired to go all ranty.


I will say this, though. This is the logical conclusion of third wave feminism's insistence that my vagina makes me a hysterical Victorian maiden who will get the vapors upon any type of threat and thus be utterly unable to defend myself.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 19, 2013 07:38 PM (Gk3SS)

19 They could always call in a drone strike.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 07:38 PM (NEIxp)

20
Oooh, I have an idea: how about sending a message to every potential rapist out there that that little rage-boner you're sporting just might be your last one and thereby maybe, I don't know, reduce crime overall?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 19, 2013 07:39 PM (+z4pE)

21 I have two daughters. The 13 yr old is beautiful and trusting. The 12 yr old is small and mouthy. They are both black belts in Tae Kwon Do and American Karate. And they are nowhere safe enough. Nowhere near. I like Andrew's Dad's plan. Works for me.

Posted by: kqb29 at February 19, 2013 07:39 PM (b1NQB)

22 Well, if anyone at risk of being raped is in need of material to help them puke, articles like this are a public service

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 19, 2013 07:39 PM (QTHTd)

23
Also, don't rape for a half-hour after you eat. You could cramp up and drown.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 07:40 PM (vmBXJ)

24 Lemme tell ya, the ladies are a little unpredictable around my AR-15. It's so unwieldy they don't quite know what to do with it

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 19, 2013 07:40 PM (60GaT)

25 What about the Vulcan Nerve Pinch? Is that effective?

Posted by: Marmo at February 19, 2013 07:40 PM (pcgW1)

26 Guns are the ultimate force equalizer. Leftists want women to 1) be unequal and 2) get raped.



(Rape is the dev*l's gift to Leftists.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 07:40 PM (O8sZf)

27 So this applies to Sasha and Malia also....Right Dad... Of course those little darlings have armed guards 24/7...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 19, 2013 07:40 PM (9+ccr)

28 NRA , make this guy famous.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (AWmfW)

29 This thread's comments are being brought to you by the movie Groundhog Day on TBS.

Posted by: sluggo at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (vVv3V)

30 Words fail.

So, the suggestion to women is to bring along a friend (who may then also be raped), or engage in a wrestling match with an opponent who (even if unarmed) will almost certainly be much heavier and stronger. Right.

Genius.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (k4bdL)

31 "25 What about the Vulcan Nerve Pinch? Is that effective?

Posted by: Marmo at February 19, 2013 07:40 PM (pcgW1) "

'Live long (or short) and vote Democrat.'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (O8sZf)

32 18 Yeah. I'm just going to let all y'all imagine my reaction to this bullshit. I'm too tired to go all ranty.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 19, 2013 07:38 PM (Gk3SS)


Awwwww. Dammit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

33 I like this guy. I prefer my "dates" to be defenseless.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (w+Dvf)

34
Can you believe this shit??

Here's more advice from Democrats: "Hit them with your purse."

And: "Kick them in the groin and scream, 'I DON'T KNOW YOU!!'"

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (Ba6aP)

35 and bring your sweater, it's supposed to get a bit rapey tonight.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 07:42 PM (vmBXJ)

36 The question here is, "Why are Democrats pr-rape?"

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 19, 2013 07:42 PM (U+vgB)

37 You know what I call vomiting on my attacker? Last fucking resort.

"World's Dumbest..." on TruTV had an episode -- either called "World's Dumbest Dummies" or "World's Dumbest Performers -- where one of the 20 people on the list was a guy who marketed a video to teach women how to fend off an attacker. He recommended vomiting on yourself, urinating on yourself, or defecating on yourself and smearing the feces on your arms and face.

Here's the video, sans World's Dumbest commentary: http://vimeo.com/41126482#

The TruTV commentators found this hysterical. Apparently CO lawmakers think it's good policy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:42 PM (CA2NO)

38 yes girls, when crossing campus late at night, take a buddy. You don't need to be able to run fast, just faster than your buddy.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 07:42 PM (8sCoq)

39 The question here is, "Why are Democrats pro-rape?"

See, I get all choked up, even thinking about it.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 19, 2013 07:42 PM (U+vgB)

40 Sixty eight years ago the U.S. Navy and Marines invaded the Japanese island Iwo Jima. The 36 day battle would become the costliest battle in Marine Corps history. One in three of those landing would become a casualty. Nearly one-third of all Marines killed in WW 2 occurred on that crappy island. 22 Marines, 4 Navy Corpsman and the CO of LCI(G) 449 were awarded the Medal of Honor. To all Marines past, present and future, SEMPER FIDELIS.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 19, 2013 07:42 PM (PBm/l)

41 Maybe women should just tweet "OMG, I'm being raped!" from their cell phone.

Posted by: Marmo at February 19, 2013 07:43 PM (pcgW1)

42 enjoy teh rape, dumbass CO college coeds. This is what you voted for. More rape!

Posted by: L, elle at February 19, 2013 07:43 PM (0PiQ4)

43 Don't you know that women like me are hysterical and can't be trusted with a gun? Why, if we feel even remotely threatened we'll shoot you full of lead without a second thought

Here, have some chocolate. And a Pamprin.

Please don't kill me!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 19, 2013 07:43 PM (oDAWZ)

44 Take my purse! I don't know you! {thwack}

Posted by: Bobby Hill at February 19, 2013 07:43 PM (qfSUT)

45
How much longer are we going to tolerate pussy pols like these idiots who really have no intention of solving the problems WE FUCKING PAY THEM TO SOLVE?

/rant

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 19, 2013 07:44 PM (+z4pE)

46 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)


Congratulations on the narrow barrel avoidance. You may have half a cookie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 19, 2013 07:44 PM (Gk3SS)

47 Next CO Dem argument for rape defense:

Bring back chastity belts.

Posted by: Dinah Lord at February 19, 2013 07:44 PM (46UXb)

48 "36 The question here is, "Why are Democrats pr-rape?"

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 19, 2013 07:42 PM (U+vgB) "

Unarmed Women -> Rape -> Abortion + Police State + Leftists talking about how evil heteronormative men are

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 07:44 PM (O8sZf)

49 Shoot the rapist, or shoot the rapist-enabling politician....either, or both, will work....hypothetically

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 19, 2013 07:44 PM (XvrTA)

50
this post would be better if it included the U Gonna Get Raped guy pic but with Salazars mug instead

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 07:44 PM (xIzGn)

51 What if the rapist buddies with Ben Roethlisberger?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2013 07:44 PM (qfSUT)

52 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 19, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

Ahem.

Barely misse the barrel.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 19, 2013 07:44 PM (oDAWZ)

53 40 Amen and the Navy was suffering heavily offshore as the Kamikazes made their first major appearance.

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2013 07:45 PM (9XBK2)

54 Who was that Akin guy again???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:45 PM (UOM48)

55 war on women!

Posted by: Sid Vicious at February 19, 2013 07:45 PM (8lQsX)

56 A significant number of Democrat legislators apparently fear having their nuts shot off.

Posted by: Real Joe at February 19, 2013 07:45 PM (PD2ad)

57 Here,s what you do , you gently raise his right arm, not to alarm him, and run a 4 benchmark in his armpit. His erection will sag. Much like bussing a sag.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (eEeRy)

58 54
Who was that Akin guy again???


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:45 PM (UOM4

That's different... He was a republican....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (9+ccr)

59 yes girls, when crossing campus late at night, take a buddy. You don't need to be able to run fast, just faster than your buddy.


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 07:42 PM (8sCoq)

CO lawmakers: taking their cues from the zombie apocalypse since 1876.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (CA2NO)

60 Ladies, just because the guy in the ski-mask appears to be a rapist, it doesn't mean he's here to rape you.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (vmBXJ)

61 I have 1 word. "Squidjitsu".... .

Posted by: Squidtard at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (UQxX6)

62 What's next? Women don't need to be armed because of their biological defense systems?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (qwK3S)

63 Another defense? Stop dressing like a whore.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (w+Dvf)

64 I'd carry a fucking hatchet. But that's just me.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (UOM48)

65
next week it will be: wear a burka as to not intice the rapist

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 07:46 PM (39q3n)

66 Whatever you do, don't use the GI Joe Kung Fu Grip.


Posted by: Sublime at February 19, 2013 07:47 PM (Ks9M3)

67
I travel in groups and always carry my rape whistle.

Posted by: Six foot tall onehundred forty pound beta male hipster at February 19, 2013 07:47 PM (mETGQ)

68 This is a clear cut example of how GOP misses opportunity to make a moral case against the Left.

It is immoral to deprive law abiding citizen with the means to defend themselves. Im-fucking-moral

I wish just once the GOP would get it's collective head out of its ass and start attacking these assholes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 19, 2013 07:47 PM (Ipj15)

69 "54 Who was that Akin guy again???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:45 PM (UOM4 "

Akin? Never heard of him. Just like this dude.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 07:47 PM (O8sZf)

70 This week with David Gregory: The Democrat's War on Women

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:47 PM (UOM48)

71 You know the difference between rape and seduction?
Salesmanship.

Posted by: Rep Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 07:48 PM (qfSUT)

72 71
You know the difference between rape and seduction?

Salesmanship.

And a couple of bottles of wine...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 19, 2013 07:48 PM (9+ccr)

73 Hillary: What difference does it make? Rape, rape-rape, sodomy, who cares?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:48 PM (UOM48)

74 Here, have some chocolate. And a Pamprin.



Please don't kill me!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 19, 2013 07:43 PM (oDAWZ)



lol!
*takes chocolate and Pamprin*
This is a temporary reprieve, you understand, until the next time the vapors take me and I find myself pushed into homicidal panic.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:49 PM (CA2NO)

75 Time for Smith & Wesson to come with a 10mm named "Headlocks".

Posted by: Group Captain Mandrake at February 19, 2013 07:49 PM (vJfir)

76 Headlocks to defend against rape.

Cultural exchanges to soften up Al Qaeda.

Coffee socials to talk Iran back from the bomb.

There is dumb and then there are these nitwits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2013 07:49 PM (ltdV/)

77 I'm not saying you ladies are asking for it by wearing tight sweaters, or by wearing tight shorts, or by leaving the house, but you are kinda asking for it.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 07:49 PM (w+Dvf)

78 If more women had penises, they wouldn't get raped as much.

-Brilliant CO legislator

Posted by: Marmo at February 19, 2013 07:49 PM (pcgW1)

79 I have no problem with trying a headlock...along with a claw hammer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (UOM48)

80 Evidently the legalization of marijuana in Colorado is working pretty well. Is the legislature a bong free zone? Evidently not.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (jLqSg)

81 "70 This week with David Gregory: The Democrat's War on Women

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:47 PM (UOM4 "

David Gregory will rape a few women as an example of what not to do, and what Republicans are up to.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (O8sZf)

82 Democrats, hard on freedom, easy on rape...and we lose to them.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (0q2P7)

83 This is a temporary reprieve, you understand, until the next time the vapors take me and I find myself pushed into homicidal panic.

Remember, you are your vagina!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (oDAWZ)

84 Here's another defense : start wearing bras. We're not made of stone.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (w+Dvf)

85 "Rape Free Zone"

Dog-whistle to rapists everywhere.

Brilliant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (UOM48)

86 Next up, we womens get issued state mandated burkas!

Posted by: L, elle at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (0PiQ4)

87 Having a penis didn't protect me. And I served with John Rambo.

Posted by: Richard Crenna in that terrible made for TV drama at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (qfSUT)

88 "Coffee socials to talk Iran back from the bomb."

lol@this mental image

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (60GaT)

89 Perfume is right out.

Posted by: nip at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (11Tdq)

90 Hell nl, shoot him in the fucking balls.

As a guy who would never consider raping a woman, I'd suggest the 'pole' is a better target. I mean it might take a couple shots to tag such a skinny target, but from a physiological basis I think that has better odds of keeping potential rapists from ever repeating.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (feFL6)

91 I've had it and I'm going there.


I am fucking fed up with a bunch of fucking men trying to tell me how the hell to protect myself from men!

I am fed up with men telling me what the fuck I should do with my body if I am raped.

I want men to shut the fuck up when it comes to talking about an assault that in all their life they are nearly 100% unlikely to experience.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (piMMO)

92 THIS is interesting: http://tinyurl.com/bb7uvu3

This is at designworldonline.magnify.net

(search for videos under Air Force Bugbots in their search box)

shows the potential of continued Air Force research in miniature drones. from a pigeon doing surveillance to a swarm of fly like killers.

They only show a simulation but I figure they're already there with some aspects.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (qyv02)

93 I have no problem with trying a headlock...along with a claw hammer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (UOM4


Precisely. I'm all for using anything that happens to be close at hand. Sans a gun, or hammer, or knife, or box cutter, a nice sturdy branch makes a good cudgel.


But I'd rather just use my gun. Bye bye balls!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (CA2NO)

94
OT, but my new 13-round .40SW magazines arrived today. Plus a neat Heckler and Koch window sticker.


Brand new from Germany. They have that new mag smell.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

95
You're talking about girls.
Never mind.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (mETGQ)

96 I don't know about this... what if a woman only THINKS she's about to be raped and starts Ju-Ju-Judoing around? Innocent men might be hurt!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (KL49F)

97 As Greg Gutfeld said today, it's great for women to serve in front-line combat roles, but they can't be trusted with a CC handgun.

Weird, that is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (UOM48)

98 Jane, my original troop came from the deep woods of South Ga., including Fargo, it took a while to civilize the troop. They still like Swanochee creek. A real cracker.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (eEeRy)

99 Reminds me of the old bumper sticker: Feel Safe Tonight - Sleep With a Cop

Posted by: Socratease at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (3V4IJ)

100 I wonder if he is in the 'uncovered meat' camp of politicians.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (jucos)

101 If I remember my judo lessons correctly we had this thing called weight classes. A 120 lb woman no matter how much she trains is just not going to hurt out of shape, fat-assed, middle aged me with her ninja skills if I was the type to assault women. But if she puts a bullet in my chest I might want to stop my attack.


Posted by: BatSpiderIronMan at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (9ZAcB)

102 Did he say giving head or giving headlocks.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (0KgIG)

103 Remember, you are your vagina!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 19, 2013 07:50 PM (oDAWZ)


Dr Pepper... out of the nose... OWOWOWOWOWOW.

THat's what I get for breaking my rule of no drinking while reading the HQ!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:53 PM (CA2NO)

104 Another sure-fire rape prevention method? Stay out of the parks at night. What business do you have there? And where's your man to protect you?

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 07:53 PM (w+Dvf)

105 You know, all these guys that say women should not carry guns against rapists..... all look like rapists.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 19, 2013 07:53 PM (UzocF)

106 >I want men to shut the fuck up when it comes to
talking about an assault that in all their life they are nearly 100%
unlikely to experience.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (piMMO)

Do you mean us, or dumbass politicians.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (8sCoq)

107
That asshole is not that far removed from a muz. "Uncovered meat."

Real men have self-control.

I'm sorry, but this shit is inexcusable from the people who are supposed to do what we tell them to do. I'm pissed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (+z4pE)

108 Marco Rubio drank water!!!!!!!

-- MFM

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (UOM48)

109 Why do Dems hate women?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (9Bj8R)

110 In Colorado it's not technically rape if you yell "surprise!" first.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (+lsX1)

111
As Greg Gutfeld said today, it's great for women to serve in front-line
combat roles, but they can't be trusted with a CC handgun.



Weird, that is.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (UOM4


*SNORT

Remind me again, which side is waging a War on Women?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (CA2NO)

112 NDH commenting assault style.

Say it again, sister.

Posted by: L, elle at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (0PiQ4)

113 What other pearls of wisdom does this fuck face suggest. Figure four leg lock or a full nelson? Damn, and we still can't win Colorado.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (F2Vrz)

114 "91 I've had it and I'm going there.


I am fucking fed up with a bunch of fucking men trying to tell me how the hell to protect myself from men!

I am fed up with men telling me what the fuck I should do with my body if I am raped.

I want men to shut the fuck up when it comes to talking about an assault that in all their life they are nearly 100% unlikely to experience.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (piMMO) "

So, which would you say is better, from the perspective of rape: today, or the 1950s?




(Maybe emasculating most men isn't the answer...)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (O8sZf)

115 People unable to defend themselves must depend on the state to do it for them. When the state fails, as it will certainly do, they will demand even more state control and cede more power to the state.
The left knows exactly what it is doing.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (uhftQ)

116 If you crazy broads all had nice boyfriends you wouldn't be getting raped all the time.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosen at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (8ZskC)

117 If it saves just one child it is worth it.

Oh, here's your coupon for a free abortion.

Posted by: Obamao at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (JtyGg)

118 It's been my experience that most rapes are a dispute over price. Or a case of mistaken identity.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (w+Dvf)

119 Don't you know that women like me are hysterical and can't be trusted
with a gun? Why, if we feel even remotely threatened we'll shoot you
full of lead without a second thought!
xx

As a female, I understand your point.

However, I do want to add that whole "hysteria" thing seems to go hand in hand with "mentally unstable" which means that, in the event of a shooting, I'm "not guilty."

Just saying.

/if more women had guns, there would be fewer rapists.

Posted by: Shibumi at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (z63Tr)

120 When I talk about the national party apparatus being broken, this is what I mean.

If it werent so corrupt, it would be ensuring that every elected republican everywhere released a press release about these 2 legislators, linking Obama to them.

That's what the dems did with akin.

It is possible to force the media to cover things from our narrative perspective. The GOP chooses not to.

We need to be clear. These Dems prove Obama is pro-rape unless he joins the public chorus demanding they resign.

Posted by: Hopeless at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (9yly6)

121 Remind me again, which side is waging a War on Women?


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (CA2NO


Silly, the Dems. Both in and out of the womb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (UOM48)

122 low informationvoting college girls voted for these scum.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 19, 2013 07:56 PM (0KgIG)

123

I don't neeed protection.
Plants wither and die around me.

Posted by: Helen "Round Up" Thomas at February 19, 2013 07:56 PM (mETGQ)

124 John Lott was saying that Joe Biden was out advising the Colorado Dems because the Preezy wants to use Colorado gun control laws as a marker.

I think this proves he was right.

Posted by: blaster at February 19, 2013 07:57 PM (/1U3u)

125 "104
Another sure-fire rape prevention method? Stay out of the parks at
night. What business do you have there? And where's your man to protect
you?"

Actually that's good advise, if you won't or can't carry a gun.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 19, 2013 07:57 PM (Fz2C7)

126 It's been my experience that most rapes are a dispute over price. Or a case of mistaken identity.
Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (w+Dvf)

That's only if you are in the Secret Service or a Senator

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 07:57 PM (9Bj8R)

127 Why do you gals get so hysterical? I mean. its just a dick.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosen at February 19, 2013 07:57 PM (8ZskC)

128 my wife will use her gun-fu skills to put a couple 45 slugs in your heart/lung group...

or several loads of shotgun pellets.

her choice, your ass.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 19, 2013 07:57 PM (8MasJ)

129 Does anyone have a map to those free rape zones? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 19, 2013 07:57 PM (+lsX1)

130 "97 As Greg Gutfeld said today, it's great for women to serve in front-line combat roles, but they can't be trusted with a CC handgun.

Weird, that is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:52 PM (UOM4 "

That's a great point.


Fucking surreal.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 07:57 PM (O8sZf)

131 Don't this on the down low, but your get out of jail free in Colorado is just telling the cop you thought you were doing a sheep...totally legal.

Posted by: Obamao at February 19, 2013 07:57 PM (JtyGg)

132 Hey girls, on the bright side, your birth control is free!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (pcgW1)

133 Hey Dbag. Judo? I like to call this my 357 take down.

Posted by: Squidette at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (UQxX6)

134 120
When I talk about the national party apparatus being broken, this is what I mean.



If it werent so corrupt, it would be ensuring that every elected
republican everywhere released a press release about these 2
legislators, linking Obama to them.
Posted by: Hopeless


Well said.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (w+Dvf)

135 How many douchebag MFM "reporters" have college-age daughters? Do they even give a damn?

What about Mika Rattlehead Brzeznski?

Gah, these people disgust me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (UOM48)

136 Dems: It's Better to be Raped than to be Armed.

Posted by: zsasz at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (MMC8r)

137

Just cross your legs already, girls!

Posted by: imp at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (UaxA0)

138 And they cover up for Menendez's whoremongering.

Posted by: blaster at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (/1U3u)

139 I'm informed that the Rape Tents are clearly marked so there's really no excuse.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosen at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (8ZskC)

140 Women have been preached to about taking self-defense classes for DECADES now, if they work so well, there'd be no rape. Obviously, they don't work that well.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (KL49F)

141
Silly, the Dems. Both in and out of the womb.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (UOM4


You're right, of course.

Silly women. If we didn't want to be raped our mothers should have just aborted us! Then we wouldn't be traipsing around outside, leaving our homes unchaperoned and walking around like we're actual people.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (CA2NO)

142 Do you mean us, or dumbass politicians.

***

Any man who feels it's necessary to tell me to take a less aggressive method for protecting myself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (piMMO)

143 If women didn't have vaginas they wouldn't get raped, therefore it's their fault.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (uhftQ)

144 Why do Dems hate women?

They don't hate women, just the ones that don't need Democrats to protect them.

Posted by: Socratease at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (3V4IJ)

145 There is a lready a pill to prevent rape, just take an aspirin and put it between your knees, and keep it there.

Posted by: blaster at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (/1U3u)

146 Let me be clear, I'm not exaggerating.

National should be ensuring all elected Republucans in all 50 states are releasing press releases and holding ENERGENCY press conferences, from Boehner on down, condemning these pro-rape Dems. Every state legislator. In every state.

Along with EMERGENCY legislation to allow women to CC anywhere so as to STOP RAPE NOW!

Why won't Obama demand the pro-rapists resign? Is he pro-rape? If it stops just 1 rape it's worth it!

Instead we... Do nothing. This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Hopeless at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (9yly6)

147 When I was a kid, a buddy and I were cruising around the fringe of the U. Texas campus, smoking a joint, when we head a girl screaming. She was trying to run from a big guy with a butcher knife. We started throwing rocks at him and he was torn between killing us or raping and killing her. In that moment, a guy in an Army uniform pulled up and got out with a shotgun and the rapist hauled ass through the woods. My karate belt and rocks wasn't going to save anyone against a huge guy with a huge knife. The trump card was the shotgun.

Posted by: Beto at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (MhA4j)

148 You might want to put some ice on that

Posted by: Colorado Democrats at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (8sCoq)

149 What if the rapist has a firearm? Or has this already been asked?

(I was gonna say 'gun' but R. Lee Ermey would have cleaning the head for a month.)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (N3wnN)

150 OT(I know it's early in the thread but this pisses me off)The Mexican government wants lists of American gun owners from the border States.

Just ask for their list of their gun owners first.

Posted by: zsasz at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (MMC8r)

151
The word "headlocks" isn't in the quote on video.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (mJkp9)

152 I'd like to point out this:

The firing of a gun violates several noise ordinances, including OSHA and Dept of the Interior guidelines which govern noise exposure to humans and migratory waterfowl.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (J8DGo)

153 So let me see if I have the list right, safe zones, call boxes, whistles, judo, headlocks and the buddy system?


Too many things to remember....glock. Done.

Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (X6akg)

154 138
And they cover up for Menendez's whoremongering.


-----


Well, they're underaged, but they're still whores.

--- Mika, et al.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (UOM48)

155 Open season on RAT females. their men don't worry about it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 19, 2013 08:00 PM (QLJPW)

156 Now I know why Marco Rubio was so thirsty.

A potential victim killing her attacker would deprive the Democratic party of two key nodes: the ability to abort and a productive criminal class that can terrorize the public (and vote).

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2013 08:00 PM (qfSUT)

157 The Evil Stare should do it.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 19, 2013 08:00 PM (BVkEs)

158 I posted this to the comments last night, but it's worth posting again.

It's straight from twitter, so I have not verified the accuracy myself.

http://t.co/EIn4ESYy

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:00 PM (piMMO)

159 If a 200lb man came charging at my 105lb frame, I'm thinking....and maybe it's just me...that a headlock won't help. Of course, I don't have the politican smarts of these fine "betters" of ours. But, I'm thinking of a real solution. I'm wearing my "I Said No! Don't Rape Me" t-shirt. That'll knock 'em off their game.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 19, 2013 08:00 PM (ATdet)

160 We told you! Burkas for every women! If they didn't dress like sluts we wouldn't try and rape-rape them!

Posted by: Muslims in CO at February 19, 2013 08:00 PM (F6KtL)

161 We started throwing rocks at him and he was torn between killing us or
raping and killing her. In that moment, a guy in an Army uniform pulled
up and got out with a shotgun and the rapist hauled ass through the
woods. My karate belt and rocks wasn't going to save anyone against a
huge guy with a huge knife. The trump card was the shotgun.



I don't get your point.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosen at February 19, 2013 08:01 PM (8ZskC)

162 You know what they have in Judo?
Weight divisions.

Posted by: Jeff at February 19, 2013 08:01 PM (02HiF)

163 As my old martial arts instructor used to tell the women in the class: "I can teach you how to escape from a male attacker. I cannot teach you how to fight a male attacker. If you try that, it will always end the same way: with him sitting back smoking a cigarette and you curled up on the ground, crying."

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 19, 2013 08:01 PM (FsqHK)

164 NDH, in ref to 91,
10 percent of all forcible rapes are committed against male victims.

And I try to avoid telling anyone they can't have an opinion on specific subject because of their genes. It's an ugly mental precedent and you'd be better off leaving that sort of mental slavery to the Leftists (who excel at the lash and chain).

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 19, 2013 08:01 PM (UzocF)

165 >Any man who feels it's necessary to tell me to take a less aggressive method for protecting myself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (piMMO)

FTR, I fully support your right to pull a pistol and have at it

Posted by: Colorado Democrats at February 19, 2013 08:01 PM (8sCoq)

166 Throw down some *jazzhands* at your rapist. That'll scare the piss out of him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:01 PM (UOM48)

167 What if the rapist has a firearm? Or has this already been asked?



(I was gonna say 'gun' but R. Lee Ermey would have cleaning the head for a month.)




Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (N3wnN)



Then just lay back and think of France.
-CO legislators

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:01 PM (CA2NO)

168 It's really just a matter of attitude, ladies.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosen at February 19, 2013 08:02 PM (8ZskC)

169 "Along with EMERGENCY legislation to allow women to CC anywhere so as to STOP RAPE NOW!"

call me a RINO but i don't see this having the effect you think it will

Posted by: JDP at February 19, 2013 08:02 PM (60GaT)

170 >>>150
OT(I know it's early in the thread but this pisses me off)The Mexican
government wants lists of American gun owners from the border States.



Just ask for their list of their gun owners first.


We don't know who we gave them to... er, uhh, no no, I mean that's a secret under executive privilege.

Posted by: Justice Dept. at February 19, 2013 08:02 PM (Ks9M3)

171 "121 Remind me again, which side is waging a War on Women?


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 07:54 PM (CA2NO


Silly, the Dems. Both in and out of the womb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 07:55 PM (UOM4 "

This.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 08:02 PM (O8sZf)

172 Need to clarify Suwannchoo, the correct spelling, there seems to be alcohol on my breath. The troop howls thanks. They like good spelling even if they do spend time picking their butts. We. Alway's do that here. Still spelled it wrong. Am child of the true South.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 19, 2013 08:02 PM (eEeRy)

173 >Any man who feels it's necessary to tell me to take a less aggressive method for protecting myself.



Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 07:58 PM (piMMO)

FTR, I fully support your right to pull a pistol and have at it


(reposted with stupid sock off)

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:02 PM (8sCoq)

174 As a guy who would never consider raping a woman,
I'd suggest the 'pole' is a better target. I mean it might take a couple
shots to tag such a skinny target, but from a physiological basis I
think that has better odds of keeping potential rapists from ever
repeating.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (feFL6)

Since we are constantly told that rapists don't rape because they are horny, but because they have anger issues, I'd say shooting them in the junk would be counter-productive. For one, it would not be an easy shot to make, and some damn-fool surgeon would probably patch up the rapist. Even if the victim were able to make a eunuch out of her attacker, he'd still be angry, but now, instead of acting out his anger in rape, he will be inclined to act it out in the form of mutilation or murder.
Two rounds in the chest, one in the head, and be done with it.

Posted by: Hilary Mantel at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (29+x5)

175 Since tight jeans both an enticement to rape and an impediment to judo, isn't it about time we had some sensible controls on girls pants?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (+lsX1)

176 Sometimes if you gals ask nicely he'll do anal. Then you really haven't been raped, technically speaking anyway.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosen at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (8ZskC)

177
And, finally, from the Democrats:

It's. Just. Sex.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (FC8Yl)

178 You kin go all kung-fu chick, like a Joss Whedon heroine! Heeeee-YAAAAAH!

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (MMC8r)

179 Do we have a pro-rape troll now?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (UOM48)

180 I wonder what the GOP response to this will be.

Nah. No I don't.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (zpqa2)

181 Another way to prevent getting raped? When you ladies are at a bar and you let someone buy you drinks, guess what? You're asking for it..

And what ever you do don't buy a man a drink, cuz that's an invitation for a gang rape.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 08:04 PM (w+Dvf)

182 Down Twinkles! DOWN TWINKLES!

Posted by: OWS Chick at February 19, 2013 08:04 PM (pcgW1)

183 Every woman should arm herself with a scorching case of herpes.

I'll be happy to contribute.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 08:04 PM (MMC8r)

184 Since tight jeans both an enticement to rape and an
impediment to judo, isn't it about time we had some sensible controls on
girls pants?


Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (+lsX1)


Pants shouldn't even be allowed. Being able to see the division of a women's legs is just a reminder of what's between them. Can't have that! Long skirts for everyone, and reinstate the chastity belt. That'll learn 'em!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:05 PM (CA2NO)

185
Chuck Hagel and John Brennan have chimed in with some advice too:

"First, try to appease the rapist. Then try to negotiate."

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 08:05 PM (vanqS)

186 JDP,

I don't care about the actual legislation.

I care about building a narrative that Dems are pro-rape unless they agree to our terms (and by agreeing to them, they also admit they used to be pro-rape).

Get it?

Posted by: Hopeless at February 19, 2013 08:05 PM (9yly6)

187 180 I wonder what the GOP response to this will be.

Nah. No I don't.

*****

They're too busy signing up for Karl Rove's money machine access.

Posted by: Beto at February 19, 2013 08:05 PM (MhA4j)

188 During season 2 of "The Colony"one of the participants was a female self defense instructor.

She went about 5'6" maybe 130 pounds.

One day a traveller showed up. He was 6'3" and maybe 275 - athletic. They spar. She, eventually, gets a knockdown. She exults.

The producers had told the guy that he was not allowed to harm any of the cast members.

-

Reality - it has a way of being real.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 19, 2013 08:05 PM (J8DGo)

189 Take a course in self-defense and personal empowerment.
........


Any bets that the personal empowerment class doesn't inclue the one item that has a proven record?

Posted by: RWC at February 19, 2013 08:06 PM (sqp6o)

190 We started throwing rocks at him and he was torn between killing us or raping and killing her.

------------------------------

Maybe he was just hung up on which one of you he wanted to rape.

Posted by: sluggo at February 19, 2013 08:06 PM (vVv3V)

191
Ahhh, everyone the Democrats see it's not the males fault. The women must cover herself up. We prefer burkas, the Democrats seem to prefer their women covered in urine and feces.

Posted by: Muslims in CO at February 19, 2013 08:06 PM (F6KtL)

192 My advice to avoid being raped:

Be really ugly.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 08:06 PM (MMC8r)

193
You want to talk about rape, you should see what my birth control is costing me.
Am I right?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 19, 2013 08:06 PM (bLpnD)

194 180 I wonder what the GOP response to this will be.


It would be a shame to alienate the rapist vote. We have a Big Tent, you know.

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 19, 2013 08:06 PM (8ZskC)

195 Dem logic seems to be that if you were lucky enough to escape being aborted, then you must be asking to be raped and should not need any real defensive tools!


Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2013 08:07 PM (Cnqmv)

196 And they cover up for Menendez's whoremongering.

Cover up? Ya know where that cock sucker is?

Today, Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ), who is under heavy scrutiny for his role in a wide-ranging scandal involving corruption and prostitution, visited with Afghan President Hamid Karzi to talk about … curbing corruption. The meeting at the Presidential Palace focused on Afghan-US relations, the peace process with the Taliban, and electoral issues surrounding the upcoming presidential contest.
According to Karzai’s office, “President Karzai said that Afghanistan needs earnest and sincere cooperation of the international community, particularly of the United States in its fight against corruption. The President called awarding of contracts to relatives and affiliates of Afghan senior officials, a major source of corruption, underscoring that the United States should avoid it.”

The irony in the room must have been thick. Menendez is heavily connected with donor Dr. Salomon Melgen, who allegedly helped Menendez jet-set to the Dominican Republic to have fun with hookers. Menendez, meanwhile, lobbied the federal government on behalf of Melgen when they came knocking about Melgen’s bilking Medicare. Menendez’s aide also worked for Melgen’s port security firm – a firm for which Menendez also lobbied.

Menendez is the Chairman of the US Senate Committee on Foreign Relations. And no, that isn’t a pun.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 08:07 PM (9Bj8R)

197 And what ever you do don't buy a man a drink, cuz that's an invitation for a gang rape.

-------

And don't go into the pinball room.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 19, 2013 08:07 PM (ATdet)

198 Talk about natural allies ..
Women and the second amendment .
Match made in heaven .
How to sell it ?
The hunting side has been doing their part . There's several million babes totin' deadly hardware in the fall woods every year .
You think most of those women wouldn't pop an abuser or rapist ?

Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (USjX1)

199 Shoot the bastard, then urinate on them. That seems like a sensible compromise.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (6IMhu)

200 So, suddenly, liberal women are OK with men lecturing them on how they should manage themselves and their personal affairs?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (azHfB)

201 the Rosenthal sock is killing me

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (piMMO)

202 182 Down Twinkles! DOWN TWINKLES!

I SAID FUCKING DOWN TWINKLES PEOPLE!!!!! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITEH!!!!

AND MY VAGINA!!!

Posted by: Some Other OWS Chick at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (oDAWZ)

203 Here's a simple solution, ladies. Don't go to a college with a rape-free campus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (UOM48)

204 You kin go all kung-fu chick, like a Joss Whedon heroine! Heeeee-YAAAAAH!

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 08:03 PM (MMC8r)



By the insanity of cthulhu, I do believe that many of those who advocate the kung fu method truly think that Buffy is an accurate portrayal of women's fighting abilities.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (Gk3SS)

205 With the make-up I see some of these girls wearing today, I'm sometimes tempted to rape them myself.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (8ZskC)

Posted by: Some Other OWS Chick at February 19, 2013 08:09 PM (oDAWZ)

207 Thank Satan none of my victims had a gun.

Posted by: Charred Zombie Ted Bundy at February 19, 2013 08:09 PM (BVkEs)

208 Shouldn't decades of "Take Back the Night" marches have put an end to all this rape bullshit anyway? I mean, it's almost like those demonstrations are just empty theater; a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:09 PM (CA2NO)

209 All I can think is that these guys are rapists disarming their prey.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (z4ySt)

210 When your rapist attacks, start trying to sell him Amway.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (MMC8r)

211 If a woman is truly threatened, she can scream and out and flash a signal into the night sky and Sandra Fluke will come and save her...every time.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (XvrTA)

212 Chuck Hagel and John Brennan have chimed in with some advice too:



"First, try to appease the rapist. Then try to negotiate."

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 08:05 PM (vanqS)

And when that fails, Hagel and Brennan suggest you read and comply with The Dummies Guide to Sharia regarding rights of women not under control of their relatives of husbands!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (Cnqmv)

213 By the insanity of cthulhu, I do believe that many
of those who advocate the kung fu method truly think that Buffy is an
accurate portrayal of women's fighting abilities.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 19, 2013 08:08 PM (Gk3SS)


Yeah, the whole "once in a generation," super powered Vampire Slayer thing is kind of lost on them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (CA2NO)

214 And I try to avoid telling anyone they can't have an opinion on specific subject because of their genes. It's an ugly mental precedent and you'd be better off leaving that sort of mental slavery to the Leftists (who excel at the lash and chain).

***

Don't lecture me.

I you aren't one of the specific men guilty of telling me how to defend myself, then my comment was not directed at you.

And, as for men being raped, I'd be willing to bet that I can point to almost any individual man and the chances of him being raped at some point in his life are nearly 0.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (piMMO)

215 185

Hagel does seem to think Israel is generally asking for it

Posted by: JDP at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (60GaT)

216 What do you bet that Fat Bastard carries?

Posted by: sTevo at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (VMcEw)

217 Gun free zones are great rape targets for the criminal. Chicago here we come. Just vomit.

Posted by: Sanmon at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (1nhKa)

218 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

Just got a sw shield 40 cal last week. need some serious range time with this little sweetheart.
Girls if'n ya can't carry a gun get a sharp switch blade or utility knife. Very nasty at close quarters.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (jLqSg)

219 This comes from thinking women would do ok in combat. They are still weaker, usually smaller, and if the Bad Guy is determined, he probably has a gun or knife to use while he violates the law against rape, and so he might now be adverse to Battery, Murder, Kidnapping and weapons violations. So even with a black belt i cant see how the usual female college student could be equal to a Rapist hunting women, determined to do them harm.



Even the whole "Kick him in the balls" scenario is not realistic. Case in point: my neighbor was kicked square in the balls over the weekend by his horse but we still able to beat the crap out of it for doing this, even tho he was hurt bad enough hes been wearing sweats for three days since. Lots of Guys arent phased or are only phased later by a good kick, even squarely landed. Some dudes are even turned on by the struggle. So you cant be guaranteed that hand to hand fighting will do more than assure he will be in the mood to make you REALLY suffer. Rape is an act of violence, not just sex. What he wants to do is hurt and humiliate. How is roughing him up a bit going to dissuade that?



A gun however will make him go away, and if he doesnt, it will make him stop, if you aim well.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (r7Ddb)

220
When your rapist attacks, start trying to sell him Amway.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (MMC8r)







Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (TIIx5)

221 Off damn sock!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (29+x5)

222 All I can think is that these guys are rapists disarming their prey.

Yeah. And????

Don't be such a buzz kill

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (oDAWZ)

223 #120 I agree with you that the RNC should have press releases and have everyone on board tying these jerks to Obama.

In addition:

Every blog and talk show should have women calling in outraged and demanding their resignations.

We need lots of people (especially women) with signs saying stuff like "My daughter will not be sacrificed for Obama's gun grab!" and similar things.

No quarter. Demand these two resign. Heat up the phones at Colorado dem headquarters and the statehouse.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (GoIUi)

224 I'd go with a straight razor before any of that shit. You can really fuck someone up with a straight razor.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (1rU+d)

225 I hope dems just keep on sticking their foots in their mouths. Maybe a few young women will 'get a clue'. Maybe.
The current 'gun' battle is the best thing that has happened for the GOP in a while!

Posted by: carolina at February 19, 2013 08:12 PM (8wTle)

226 If a woman is truly threatened, she can scream and
out and flash a signal into the night sky and Sandra Fluke will come and
save her...every time.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (XvrTA)


She'll enclose the rapist(s) in her cavernous vaginal cavity, causing him/them to become disoriented and eventually perish from starvation.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:12 PM (CA2NO)

227 What if the rapist has a firearm?

Statistically, that doesn't happen. Statistically.

Because when it does, the guy doing it is a cop.

So what would you suggest?

Posted by: oblig. at February 19, 2013 08:12 PM (cePv8)

228 relatives or husbands!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2013 08:12 PM (Cnqmv)

229 I hope dems just keep on sticking their foots in their mouths. Maybe a few young women will 'get a clue'.

They all watch MSNBC and CNN. Ya think they are covering this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 08:12 PM (9Bj8R)

230 Rape scenario to avoid : You're on a date, and when you arrive at your destination you let the man open the car door for you. Guess what? You will be raped.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 08:12 PM (w+Dvf)

231
53 Yes, the kamikazes at Iwo were bad, but they were just the opening act for the big show at Okinawa. I wonder if those in that war had seen the future of this country, the FSA, LIVs and Prezy Skeets, if they would have said, fuck it-Let It Burn.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 19, 2013 08:13 PM (PBm/l)

232 Sharp knife. Aim for the balls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:13 PM (UOM48)

233 Case in point: my neighbor was kicked square in the balls over the
weekend by his horse but we still able to beat the crap out of it for
doing this, even tho he was hurt bad enough hes been wearing sweats for
three days since.


*gulp*

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at February 19, 2013 08:13 PM (8ZskC)

234 "Nobody needs a hundred drum magazine" says some stupid scrunt in the CO legislature. Stupid bitch.

Posted by: Ronster at February 19, 2013 08:13 PM (JgkPs)

235 Y'know what would be funny? To find out where those legislators went to college and what years - then just post all the un-solved rape & murder cases from each of their alma maters during their time there.

That'd be funny. To - tie their obvious wish to control and use women in a subservient manner - to someone's unsolved wish to control and use women - with crime scene photos (pic of intersection nearby, etc).

Just like the media does.

Just sayin' it'd be funny.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 19, 2013 08:13 PM (UzocF)

236 '...and there were three of them.'

Posted by: Coward of the County at February 19, 2013 08:14 PM (bLpnD)

237 Got a gun?

That's a rapin'.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 08:14 PM (MMC8r)

238 She'll enclose the rapist(s) in her cavernous vaginal cavity, causing
him/them to become disoriented and eventually perish from starvation.



Cavity? I didn't even know there were teeth.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 19, 2013 08:14 PM (8ZskC)

239 Unless you get puked on, it's not rape.

Posted by: Colorado Democrat at February 19, 2013 08:14 PM (MMC8r)

240 If this is how stupid all the "leaders" in Colorado, I am not surprised they never caught that little girls killers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 08:15 PM (9Bj8R)

241 So I can't have a gun to protect myself. Okay. Can I get a personal drone? Everyone else is getting them. They're all the rage.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:15 PM (CA2NO)

242 She went about 5'6" maybe 130 pounds.



One day a traveller showed up. He was 6'3" and maybe 275 -
athletic. They spar. She, eventually, gets a knockdown. She
exults.

The producers had told the guy that he was not allowed to harm any of the cast members.



-



Reality - it has a way of being real.
*****

I fought Light Heavy Weight at 175 then one day I had to spar a guy getting ready for a heavyweight bout at my coaches request. He was 225. We wore 16oz gloves and it still felt like I was blocking bricks. He landed ONE head-shot and I was stunned. I stayed away from him until they stopped it.

Posted by: Beto at February 19, 2013 08:15 PM (MhA4j)

243 And, as for men being raped, I'd be willing to bet that I can point to almost any individual man and the chances of him being raped at some point in his life are nearly 0.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:10 PM (piMMO)

I don't believe there's a man alive who wants to rape me and I'm fine with that. But if there is, he will. regret. trying.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 19, 2013 08:15 PM (XvrTA)

244 The current 'gun' battle is the best thing that has happened for the GOP in a while!


Posted by: carolina at February 19, 2013 08:12 PM (8wTle)


But we haven't reached the politically correct polled mainstream compromise position on this yet, but we'll get back to you shortly (right after I get this consulting contract signed).

Posted by: Karl Rover at February 19, 2013 08:16 PM (Cnqmv)

245 What if the rapist has a firearm?

Hey dummy - guns are not allowed on campus so I'm pretty sure people don't need to worry about that one.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 19, 2013 08:16 PM (+lsX1)

246 The "buddy system"? Who's going to rape a couple of ghey guys?


This guy doesn't seem to understand rape. Maybe a night in the local slammer would wise him up.


He's got a pretty mouth.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 19, 2013 08:16 PM (wR+pz)

247 Cavity? I didn't even know there were teeth.


Posted by: Joe Biden at February 19, 2013 08:14 PM (8ZskC)



So you haven't seen Teeth then.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (Gk3SS)

248 #223: someone ought to start a PAC to bombard these assholes with hate mail from their constituents.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (z4ySt)

249 I'm guessing that not a single MSM paper or television outfit is showing this. So the only young women who will have heads up are the few Fox News watchers and/or their parents.

Darwinian, that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (UOM48)

250 You would think according to these Colorado Democrats that every murder was mistakenly committed by a woman shooting someone she mistakenly thought was going to rape her.


What are the stats for that?

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (r2PLg)

251 *UPDATE #2: via Erickson and Jesse Byrnes, this is advice the University of Colorado gives to women to repel attackers. If an attacker isn’t grossed out enough over the prospect of raping/beating/murdering a woman, it’s doubtful that any of this will do the trick:

Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
Kick off your shoes if you have time and can’t run in them.
Don’t take time to look back; just get away.
If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (8sCoq)

252 What if the rapist has a firearm?

Most rapists are to stupid to handle more than one "Gun" at a time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (9Bj8R)

253 Inspector Asshole: why couch that in satire? It needs doing.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (z4ySt)

254 >>>I want men to shut the fuck up when it comes to talking about an assault
that in all their life they are nearly 100% unlikely to experience.

Wow...OK. I get that, only 1 in 10 rape victims is male. Does this mean you won't discuss murder anymore because only 1 in 4 murder victims is female? Or do these crimes have broad societal effects on both family and community that all people have an interest in?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (0q2P7)

255 And for Christ's sake ladies lay off the lipstick, or rape-stick as I call it. Why don't you ladies just paint a bulls-eye on your vagina instead? I mean, hello, this is just common sense.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 08:18 PM (w+Dvf)

256
Yes use judo.

just $9.99

Posted by: Slap Chop Guy at February 19, 2013 08:18 PM (p/cQy)

257 just faster than your buddy.

Jones gets the prize for best re-tooling of a classic joke.

Posted by: Rule #2 at February 19, 2013 08:18 PM (CypDC)

258
So, Democrats get a pass on some of the vilest statements ever made about avoiding rapeand yet a Republican candidate that steps on his dick causes all Republican candidates to get smeared with the same brush.

Yeah, MSM hypocracy rears its head yet again.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 19, 2013 08:19 PM (IanLz)

259 We support Mr. Rosenthal and are saddened by the attacks on his character

Posted by: The Judo Lobby at February 19, 2013 08:19 PM (60GaT)

260 She'll enclose the rapist(s) in her cavernous vaginal cavity, causing him/them to become disoriented and eventually perish from starvation.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:12 PM (CA2NO)

LOL. Also, ewww.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 08:19 PM (NEIxp)

261 It's almost like the gov't wants a monopoly on "legitimate rape"

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 19, 2013 08:19 PM (XvrTA)

262 "224 I'd go with a straight razor before any of that shit. You can really fuck someone up with a straight razor.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 19, 2013 08:11 PM (1rU+d) "

What do you have against Gay razors? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 19, 2013 08:19 PM (O8sZf)

263 Hey dummy - guns are not allowed on campus so I'm pretty sure people don't need to worry about that one.

****

LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:19 PM (piMMO)

264 someone ought to start a PAC to bombard these assholes with hate mail from their constituents.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 08:17 PM (z4ySt)

If the RNC had a clue and wasn't composed of Rove dominated idiots, this would be a standing committee operating 24/6/365!
"But you have nothing to fear from these men..."

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2013 08:20 PM (Cnqmv)

265 Democrats would have you believe that most murder is committed by legal gun owners with concealed carry permits--and not by thugs with illegal guns shooting each other in the streets of Dem held big cities.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 08:20 PM (r2PLg)

266 Has anybody pointed out that Jordan (the troll not the basketball player) is from Colorado?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 19, 2013 08:20 PM (U3zhg)

267 There's no legitimate rape unless it's a box checked on an abortion form.

Posted by: Whatev at February 19, 2013 08:20 PM (A7Wh1)

268 And what the hell has happened to the state of Colorado....pathetic.

Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 08:21 PM (X6akg)

269 I tell the troop that Obama's screwing things up, but they say, no he cares, then they pick their asses again.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at February 19, 2013 08:21 PM (eEeRy)

270 It's not rape if you don't get pregnant!

Posted by: Todd Akin at February 19, 2013 08:21 PM (rhu8R)

271 262 I'm shocked it took 38 comment for that equivocation

Posted by: Beto at February 19, 2013 08:21 PM (MhA4j)

272 266
Has anybody pointed out that Jordan (the troll not the basketball player) is from Colorado?


Posted by: Captain Hate at February 19, 2013 08:20 PM (U3zhg


Do you mean the "Eagle Scout" who owns every gun ever made? That Jordan?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:21 PM (UOM48)

273 >What if the rapist has a firearm?


Not a problem- guns aren't allowed on campus anymore

-Colorado Democrats

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:21 PM (8sCoq)

274 268
And what the hell has happened to the state of Colorado....pathetic.


Posted by: Tami


I hate to say this Tami but it's that kinda talk that will get you raped.

Posted by: Rep. Paul Rosenthal at February 19, 2013 08:22 PM (w+Dvf)

275 The Hagel/Brennan/Kerry guide to rape avoidance says that a full burkha is an excellent defense against rape (also always having a goat on a leash to distract rapists is a good idea).

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2013 08:22 PM (Cnqmv)

276 NDH - Genes do not determine truth, nor logic, nor ethics. And if you don't agree, I will lecture you since it is an ugly habit to ever get into.

It is a way to say, "this is not a human, it is a thing that can have no opinion on question 32".

Question 32 being, oh, rape. And the "thing" would be a man who had not yet been raped. Or 32 could be abortion, and the common Leftist trope is that since men cannot bear children, they cannot have a valid opinion on abortion. This is all bullshit and ugliness - a way to chop reality and ethics into castes , powers, and classes.

Truth is truth, logic is logic, and ethical positions are based not on blood and bone but on thought, proof, and principle.

Every person is either equal, or you hold people in castes like members of different species. One way is defensible, the other can not be under the concept of equality under law.

And the the experience of or the likelihood of being a victim of a crime does not confer superiority to a person nor does it delegitimize people who have an opinion that is not based on such experiences or probabilities.


Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 19, 2013 08:22 PM (UzocF)

277 Next thing you know, Colorado will be teaching girls to vomit on demand in health education (rape prevention unit). Boys, please leave the room.

Posted by: By Popular Demand at February 19, 2013 08:23 PM (KqwSL)

278 And what the hell has happened to the state of Colorado....pathetic.


Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 08:21 PM

I was talking to a retired S.A.S. survival instructor last week who said CO was currently uninhabitable.

Posted by: Beto at February 19, 2013 08:23 PM (MhA4j)

279 I want one of these Colorado Dems to find one case where a woman accidentally shot a man she mistakenly thought was going to rape her.

ONE instance of that actually happening.

Now compare that to--how many women are raped.

I am pretty sure the second scenario is the more frequent one.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 08:23 PM (r2PLg)

280 >And what the hell has happened to the state of Colorado....pathetic.


We've been Californicated

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:23 PM (8sCoq)

281 Wow...OK. I get that, only 1 in 10 rape victims is male. Does this mean you won't discuss murder anymore because only 1 in 4 murder victims is female? Or do these crimes have broad societal effects on both family and community that all people have an interest in?


****

Are you just LOOKING for something to be offended about?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:23 PM (piMMO)

282 We support Mr. Rosenthal and are saddened by the attacks on his character


Posted by: The Judo Lobby at February 19, 2013 08:19 PM (60GaT)


Yeah, color me not surprised that a little research shows Mr. Rosenthal's re-election campaign is largely funded by JudoPac, Center For American Judowry and The Headlock Foundation.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 19, 2013 08:23 PM (+lsX1)

283 >>>And what the hell has happened to the state of Colorado....pathetic.

Californicated. Just like Nevada, Oregon, Washington. Next stop for the plague of civilized society, TEXAS!!!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 19, 2013 08:23 PM (0q2P7)

284 Do you mean the "Eagle Scout" who owns every gun ever made? That Jordan?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:21 PM (UOM4


I vaguely remember him babbling something like that; by that point he wasn't even marginally amusing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 19, 2013 08:24 PM (U3zhg)

285 277 Next thing you know, Colorado will be teaching girls to vomit on demand in health education (rape prevention unit). Boys, please leave the room.
Posted by: By Popular Demand at February 19, 2013 08:23 PM (KqwSL)


The bulimic cheerleader just became the safest girl on campus.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 08:24 PM (NEIxp)

286 If you slutty womyn would wear a burka and keep your legs closed this shit would not happen.


Also walk with a goat.

Posted by: Da Iatolla of CO at February 19, 2013 08:24 PM (wR+pz)

287 Anyone have any good recommendations for arealtor in the Colorado area? Preferably near a college campus?

Posted by: Definitely not a rapist at February 19, 2013 08:25 PM (ZolUS)

288 And the the experience of or the likelihood of being a victim of a crime does not confer superiority to a person nor does it delegitimize people who have an opinion that is not based on such experiences or probabilities.

****

Again, unless YOU are one of the people trying to tell me how to defend myself, then you are simply looking for an argument.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:25 PM (piMMO)

289 >>>Are you just LOOKING for something to be offended about?

No not really. But I do dislike "you can't talk about that because you are a man"

ooof. Okay.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 19, 2013 08:26 PM (0q2P7)

290 Can you imagine some poor, clueless girl walking across campus with a wispy hipster boyfriend? Rapist jumps out of the bushes, and hipster boyfriend runs squealing into the night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:26 PM (UOM48)

291 234
"Nobody needs a hundred drum magazine" says some stupid scrunt in the CO legislature. Stupid bitch.

Posted by: Ronster at February 19, 2013 08:13 PM (JgkPs)

Coworker, big gun owning guy spouted this shit to me. I said yea and the hundert round clip jammed as they are notorious for doing had the criminal had 20 10 round clips or 40 five rounders he'd be firing more rounds without a hangup, besides no one needs a corvette or camero either, but I'll tell ya bout me. I don't like assholes tellin me what I can and Can't do. Molon Labe Mfers

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 19, 2013 08:26 PM (jLqSg)

292 I am reminded that there was a warning to AF guys in Germany that there was a spate of male on male rape on a Base (I forget which one) but it was Army guys passing through that were the perps. (That stuck with me.) They advised a buddy system too.



I just mused that perhaps this lawmaker needed to be locked in a room with one of those perps and told "ok, have at it. Barf, Pee, tell this dude you have Hep, and try to fight him off. Hell use judo and see what happens." Perhaps he would change his mind.


Addendum thought: I am rather a LOT better at knife fighting that the average woman will ever think of being but would not want to depend on that against a bigger man with adrenalin pumping. In panic situations your gross motor skills go to shit.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at February 19, 2013 08:26 PM (r7Ddb)

293 These stupid Dems can't control the gangs in their Dem cities but by gawd they are going to fix the accidental --"I thought he was a rapist!" murders committed by female coeds on campus.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 08:26 PM (r2PLg)

294 Be sure to say "JuuuudoChop!" like Austin Powers does.

Posted by: E. at February 19, 2013 08:26 PM (bLmSl)

295 Just challenge the rapist to a game of Rock Paper Scissors. - Colorado Democrat

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 19, 2013 08:26 PM (BVkEs)

296 What if my buddy is the rapist? Am I responsible for buddy background checks? Will the government take care of that for me? Will I need a 3 day waiting period before I can legally get my buddy?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 19, 2013 08:27 PM (RZ8pf)

297 290
Can you imagine some poor, clueless girl walking across campus with a
wispy hipster boyfriend? Rapist jumps out of the bushes, and hipster
boyfriend runs squealing into the night.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:26 PM (UOM4


sadly Jane i know someone who something similar happened and he just stood there watching. Some big hero.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at February 19, 2013 08:27 PM (r7Ddb)

298 I liked the comment that read: "Even Todd Akin thinks they are idiots."

Posted by: jc at February 19, 2013 08:27 PM (i8c5b)

299
We have had alot of fun mocking these two idiots, but in the end, the leftists don't care about women or children, they care about power, and your guns are an impediment to their total power.

They will use any excuse and any argument to get them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2013 08:27 PM (p/cQy)

300 here's the breakdown of how CO voted in 2012

The eastern plains and western slope are shades of red; the Front Range cities, the college towns, and the ski towns are FSA strongholds

http://is.gd/YvHee9

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:28 PM (8sCoq)

301 Shoot this isn't even the worst one. There was tape (they actually showed on an alphabet network local station) of a Dem saying that women might get paranoid and shoot a non-rapist. I need to find that one and post on FB asking if folks think the DNC should demand the resignation of such a backwards idiot.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 08:28 PM (dkExz)

302 Why don't we just make all college campuses "rape-free zones"?

Posted by: Icedog at February 19, 2013 08:29 PM (ZM9OS)

303 Remember the smell of goat is a natural attractant for rapist, so if one should follow you make sure your goat is on the pill. Or something.

Posted by: Da Iatolla of CO at February 19, 2013 08:29 PM (wR+pz)

304 Why don't we just make all college campuses "rape-free zones"?

***

Problem solved!

Can we do that for mall parking lots as well?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:29 PM (piMMO)

305 Obama won CO by 137,858 votes

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:30 PM (8sCoq)

306 I apologize if I offended any of you made-up bitches wearing your short skirts with that slutty come hither look. - Rep Joe Salazar

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 19, 2013 08:30 PM (BVkEs)

307 Gushka!

Hi.

Just checking: Did you tweet me a few days ago?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:30 PM (piMMO)

308
sadly Jane i know someone who something similar happened and he just stood there watching. Some big hero.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at February 19, 2013 08:27 PM (r7Ddb

Awful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 08:31 PM (UOM48)

309 Don't forget the Christian stronghold of Colorado Springs, Jones.

We sell more wide open beaver spreads there than in Dallas.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at February 19, 2013 08:31 PM (rhu8R)

310 301

that's a pretty common Dem argument against guns in general, that "studies show" (studies!) X amount of people accidentally shoot someone they thought were an intruder

deterministic view and one that ignores self-defense as a principle of course

Posted by: JDP at February 19, 2013 08:31 PM (60GaT)

311 If only there was a law against rape on college campuses!

Oh. Wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 08:31 PM (NEIxp)

312 The women I love would probably shoot yore' ass .
Fair warning to rapists , or any other ne'er do wells .
I doubt their's more than 20,000,000 females like my kin .
Embrace the second amendment , sisters !

Posted by: awkward davies at February 19, 2013 08:32 PM (USjX1)

313 And what the hell has happened to the state of Colorado....pathetic.Posted by: Tami

It got Califoricated. Been easing blue for the last 30 years. They finally took over.

Posted by: Ronster at February 19, 2013 08:32 PM (JgkPs)

314 And the the experience of or the likelihood of being a victim of a
crime does not confer superiority to a person nor does it delegitimize
people who have an opinion that is not based on such experiences or
probabilities.


I completely agree with this.

As for a
matter which does touch on Stuff I Do: It was Edward Said's opinion
that, if you were not an Arab or a Muslim, and you did research on the
Near East, then you were an "Orientalist" and therefore had no right to
say much of anything.

Saying you get offended when certain jokes are made - fine. Not going to argue about what is or isn't funny.

This
comment is getting close to the edge: "I am fed up with men telling me
what the fuck I should do with my body if I am raped." The original post
dealt with a woman who is telling you what to do with your body.


And then there's this: "I want men to shut the fuck up when it comes to talking about an
assault that in all their life they are nearly 100% unlikely to
experience."

That's deep into Edward Said territory.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 19, 2013 08:32 PM (QTHTd)

315 How many women applied for conceal carry permits on campus?

Really?

You can smell the bs from here.

What they really want to do is take the emotional issue of rape! once again and obfuscate the real problem.

The real problem is crime committed by illegal gun owners and gun control laws giving the criminals more power while making the electorate increasingly dependent on government.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 08:33 PM (r2PLg)

316 a Dem saying that women might get paranoid and shoot a non-rapist.

This is why women should be banned from becoming cops -- they're a bunch of trigger happy paranoids who'll start gunning down the citizenry at the first opportunity.

When stopped by a woman cop you need to visibly stick your hands out the window and loudly yell "I'm not a rapist!"

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 19, 2013 08:33 PM (1rU+d)

317 Said would probably confer honorary Palestinianhood to Hagel though

Posted by: JDP at February 19, 2013 08:34 PM (60GaT)

318 301
Shoot this isn't even the worst one. There was tape (they actually
showed on an alphabet network local station) of a Dem saying that women
might get paranoid and shoot a non-rapist. I need to find that one and
post on FB asking if folks think the DNC should demand the resignation
of such a backwards idiot.


Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 08:28 PM (dkExz)


Look through yesterday's posts here....

Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 08:34 PM (X6akg)

319 I give them about two more days before they start suggesting women conceal themselves in binders to avoid being raped.

Posted by: Kensington at February 19, 2013 08:34 PM (/AHDz)

320 So a woman with or without a cc license shoots a fucking rapist.

So what? You think the DA is going to prosecute her?


Well, maybe if the rapist is Black and she is white, but we all know Black guys don't like to rape white women.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 19, 2013 08:34 PM (wR+pz)

321 Colorado rapists are watching this and thinking....what, exactly?

Posted by: zsasz at February 19, 2013 08:34 PM (MMC8r)

322 It turns out the high homicide rate in Chicago is Sarah Palin's fault!

http://is.gd/7RR8sq

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:35 PM (8sCoq)

323 Okay, Lachlan turns out to be a boy name. That fooled me.

Point still stands, though. And I bet Lachlan gets the majority of the female vote from his district next election

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 19, 2013 08:35 PM (QTHTd)

324
Do you think the name 'Aloyisciuos' will ever be popular again?

*or however it's spelled

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 08:35 PM (vzLhi)

325 of a Dem saying that women might get paranoid and shoot a non-rapist. I need to find that one and post on FB asking if folks think the DNC should demand the resignation of such a backwards idiot.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 08:28 PM (dkExz)

____________

Ya--I think that was Salazar's brother.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 08:35 PM (r2PLg)

326 None of this will bring back Mindy MacCready.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2013 08:36 PM (qfSUT)

327 Ugh, had to keep clicking through... Paul Rosenthal said it.

Will find my own way to da barrel

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 19, 2013 08:37 PM (QTHTd)

328 In related news, physicists have discovered a completely new kind of implosion in the city center of Denver.

Posted by: Fabio9000 at February 19, 2013 08:37 PM (0j0LH)

329 Well, you can understand where Democrats are coming from. If most women were allowed to shoot rapists then there would be a lot fewer Kennedys.

So it's a tribal thing.

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at February 19, 2013 08:37 PM (Hsgnv)

330 Wow, it just dawned on me that Mork and Mindy was set in Colorado. And Pam Dawber's co-star was shot by a stalker (not Robin Williams, sorry to say).

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2013 08:38 PM (qfSUT)

331 http://www.youtube.com/ watch?feature=player_ embeddedv=jCvng-jSp60

or seach for Joe Salazaar gun control debate. THIS guy is really closer to Akin " You just don't know who you'd be shooting at ....."

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 08:38 PM (dkExz)

332
if we took a page out of the Democrats playbook, we'd blame the next rape on Salazar

but we don't do shit like that because we're all high and mighty travelling on the high road and all that jazz

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 08:38 PM (KwX0v)

333 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 19, 2013 08:32 PM (QTHTd)


***

Wait a friggin minute here.

A bunch of commenters are give ME shit because I am fed up with individuals who, on a day to day basis, have virtually no fear of a sexual assault, telling women who do how they are to defend themselves?

What a fucking crock.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:39 PM (piMMO)

334 Must have been 20+ years ago that Tampa had a pretty bad rape problem. There was a prominently advertised local campaign to get women trained up and issued carry permits.

Within a year or so, the rapes in Tampa tapered off, and the rapes in surrounding towns that didn't participate increased accordingly.

Rapists are apparently looking for easy targets. Shocker that.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 19, 2013 08:39 PM (1rU+d)

335 All of the reasons put forward by gun control advocates--all of them--simply do not hold up under close examination and are unsupported by either logic or available facts.I don't doubt these Democratic Colorado lawmakers believe what they are saying. These latest two tone-deaf, none-too-bright Colorado legislators are essentially regurgitating what has been spoon-fed to them from higher up, probably in the form of subject matter consultants or talking point memos.

Since neither violent crime nor random mass shooting incidents are reduced by any of the gun control measures advocated by gun control proponents, particularly those arguments using decreased gun violence as the driving rationale, then those at the top are either fools who aren't aware such laws are ineffective or they are savvy operators who do know such laws are ineffective but don't care because the reduction of violent gun-related crime is not their objective.

What they want is the eventual and complete disarmament of the American public. Why do they want it? Because the national leadership of the Democratic Party, starting with the President,view us as a greater threat than Al Queda.

Posted by: troyriser at February 19, 2013 08:40 PM (vtiE6)

336 oops. Sorry I was offline yesterday and didn't see that Ace covered the idiot Joe Salazaar already. Still this guy the GOP absolutely needs to tie to the DNC.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 08:40 PM (dkExz)

337 Wow, it just dawned on me that Mork and Mindy was set in Colorado. And Pam Dawber's co-star was shot by a stalker (not Robin Williams, sorry to say).

***

It took that young woman being killed before the dangers of stalkers ever became an issue. Yet, IIRC, even then it really only applied to the famous.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:40 PM (piMMO)

338 This is turning into a travel brochure for rapists:

Come on down to Colorado!! Our young coeds are gathered into a small area for your convenience (no more need to scour the city looking for that fresh target!).

We guarantee they'll be unarmed (no more nasty surprises!). ...and here's the best part...we share their defense secrets with all our clients! They may tell you they have a disease or it's "that time of the month" (like that would stop you!), but you now know it's all BS!

Why risk getting your brains blown out of the back of your head by some Texas cheerleader...book your vacation to Colorado today!

Posted by: Icedog at February 19, 2013 08:42 PM (ZM9OS)

339 Can you imagine some poor, clueless girl walking across campus with a
wispy hipster boyfriend? Rapist jumps out of the bushes, and hipster
boyfriend runs squealing into the night.




Reminds me of the guy at the Aurora shooting who took off out of the theater, leaving his (pregnant?) girlfriend and three year old toddler behind. Then he proposed to her at the hospital. Real prince that guy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:42 PM (CA2NO)

340 No guns, eh? What about longbows, atlatls, throwing stars, and crossbows?

Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2013 08:42 PM (HjPtV)

341
My favorite anime is "Yawara: A Fashionable Judo Girl." I'm moving to Colorado!


Posted by: Comrade Rapist at February 19, 2013 08:43 PM (mJkp9)

342 No guns, eh? What about longbows, atlatls, throwing stars, and crossbows?

***

Hot cups of coffee, angry cats, kazoos.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:43 PM (piMMO)

343 Well, you can understand where Democrats are coming from. If most women were allowed to shoot rapists then there would be a lot fewer Kennedys.



Damn you, making me dream...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 08:43 PM (CA2NO)

344 Why risk getting your brains blown out of the back of your head by some Texas cheerleader...book your vacation to Colorado today!

***

Scary, huh?

I wonder how Salazar proposes to defend his own daughters.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:44 PM (piMMO)

345 We should outlaw anything that has ever hurt anyone


DONE- CIVILIZATION SAVED

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:45 PM (8sCoq)

346 Watching BOR.

I can't believe that a girl had to go to court to keep her parents from forcing an abortion on her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:45 PM (piMMO)

347 One point we are all over looking. Most of these hippy CO college girls don't bath much.


I would think the smell would make a guy lose his woody pretty quickly.


You ever been to one of our meetings? God, the smell.


I had to give up tuna fish sandwiches.

Posted by: CO democrat chairman at February 19, 2013 08:46 PM (wR+pz)

348 That is the other thing that makes me furious about the Hollywood stars supporting gun control. Why should only people who can afford to hire bodyguards get to have lethal weapon protection from criminal scum?

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 08:46 PM (dkExz)

349 >I wonder how Salazar proposes to defend his own daughters.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:44 PM (piMMO)


With a gun, probably.Rape whistles are for the little people.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 08:46 PM (8sCoq)

350 With a gun, probably.Rape whistles are for the little people.


***

Ahhh yes.

The "others"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:48 PM (piMMO)

351 #333 Niedermeyer's dead horse, I have come to the conclusion that many of the men here do not realize that women live with the threat of rape every single day.

With my husband overseas, I have to be concerned about safety both for myself and my daughter. I have the dogs. I have a gun. I check the house every night to make sure everything is locked.

When I go out shopping, I avoid the mall unless it is noon and I can park by the door. I do not use downtown parking garages when I am by myself. When I leave certain places and it is dark, I look all around to make sure there is no one lurking.

I make sure my car is locked when I drive somewhere. I do not travel with the windows down.

I am sure there is more of this, but most women do this every damn day.

And NONE of these people criticizing you understands how angry so many women got about Akin and Mourdock's comments, because it is a visceral thing with women.

So I say lump these two in with Obama and point out how even more idiotic these comments are than Aki's. And keep hitting them about it. Women need to get enraged at these peopel, which will keep them from grabbing everyone's guns.

Why we are arguing the niceties of crap using someone like Said I do not know. It's almost as idiotic as these 2 guys in Colorado.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 08:48 PM (GoIUi)

352 I wonder how Salazar proposes to defend his own daughters. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:44 PM (piMMO)

If they look anything like their father, they should be safe.

Posted by: Ronster at February 19, 2013 08:49 PM (JgkPs)

353 I hope this legislator someday has the opportunity to use judo and headlocks to defend himself from Lord Humungus and his gang of ass-raping troglodytes.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at February 19, 2013 08:49 PM (KSjsb)

354 Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 08:48 PM (GoIUi)


***

Thank you and, you are right, they don't know.

Men have fears of their own with which to contend, but rape is not generally one of them.

I am so angry right now I am near tears.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:51 PM (piMMO)

355 A guy going hand to hand with an attacker is a bad idea. Women doubly so.
I actually am a fan of all young women getting self defense training, including unarmed training, but only as because it may give them a bit of space from an attacker and time to get to their gun, or because they may be put in situations where a firearm isn't available, or isn't the best option.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2013 08:51 PM (PQgoW)

356 "ITS NOT LEGITIMATE RAPE IF THEY FUCK YOU IN THE ASS CAUSE YOU CANT MAKE A BABY WE CAN ABORT THAT WAY!"

Barack Akin

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 08:52 PM (+OTLF)

357 Hunter S. Thompson had a good piece on rape from back in the late 70s/Early 80s.

A lawmaker had commented how rape was preventable by the woman, and gave the allegory that it was like trying to put a pen in a desktop penholder while the desk was moving. If the woman keeps moving, there can't be rape.

HST's commonsensical response was to put the lawmaker in jail for a night and see how much he moves when his left elbow is touching his right kidney.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 19, 2013 08:53 PM (J8DGo)

358 #354 Do not cry. It is just posters spouting off about something they don't know jack-shit about, having never lived with it.

I will bet you 10 bucks if there were maniacs running around castrating guys for fun, they wouldn't like it if we told them how THEY had to react. :-)

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 08:53 PM (GoIUi)

359 You know what??? Here is the solution.

All women need to grow teeth in their vaginas.

Vagine Dentada

Problem solved....well except for ass rapes.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 08:54 PM (+OTLF)

360 I will bet you 10 bucks if there were maniacs running around castrating guys for fun, they wouldn't like it if we told them how THEY had to react. :-)
-------------------------------

I do know that sales of Acme's LittleGiant Kevlar Jock Straps would SKYrocket.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 19, 2013 08:55 PM (J8DGo)

361 I will bet you 10 bucks if there were maniacs
running around castrating guys for fun, they wouldn't like it if we told
them how THEY had to react. :-)


Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 08:53 PM (GoIUi)

Well considering most men dont have the balls to back up their convictions....i am not sure they wouldnt be taking notes...just in case

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 08:55 PM (+OTLF)

362 I'm sorry I'm late to this and if this has been brought up already; who elected these simpleton fuckwits? These morons probably think like every Hollywood director and assume all Asian girls are kung fu badasses. Judo? Are you goddam kidding me?

Look, no offense to the lovely ladies that frequent this place, but if a woman is 5'2'' and 110 pounds, no amount of YMCA self defense rape whistle bullshit is going to do anything against some violent predator. Real life is not a Joss Whedon show, no matter how many Buffy episodes these dumbshit politicians have seen.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 19, 2013 08:56 PM (WYOrt)

363 Thank you and, you are right, they don't know. Men have fears of their own with which to contend, but rape is not generally one of them.

One thing I've noticed is that conservatives tend to be a lot more realistic about the dangers of the world around us. Libs tend to swing between one extreme or the other. Either "ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS!", or that we can somehow live in a world whereno one is ever a danger to anyone else.
The conservative view seems to be:"There are predators out there. Not everyone is, but some are, and so you have to be careful. There are steps you cantake to reduceyour risk, and if you don't take them then you arenot at fault, but youmost certainly are foolish."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2013 08:56 PM (PQgoW)

364 362
I'm sorry I'm late to this and if this has been brought up already; who
elected these simpleton fuckwits? These morons probably think like every
Hollywood director and assume all Asian girls are kung fu badasses.
Judo? Are you goddam kidding me?



Look, no offense to the lovely ladies that frequent this place, but
if a woman is 5'2'' and 110 pounds, no amount of YMCA self defense rape
whistle bullshit is going to do anything against some violent predator.
Real life is not a Joss Whedon show, no matter how many Buffy episodes
these dumbshit politicians have seen.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 19, 2013 08:56 PM (WYOrt)

democrats...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 08:57 PM (+OTLF)

365 I do have to say I don't understand men can't be raped. Especially in terms of women in combat. While there are plenty of good reasons to only use the stronger sex for combat roles "if they get captured they might be raped" is stupid. Like it would not be more or at least JUST as devastating for a male POW to be anally raped.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 08:57 PM (dkExz)

366 Speaking of rape, here is a story that will piss you off and make you happy too.

Asshole, a serial rapist, in and out of jail, FINALLY gets pegged for a rape he committed 32 years ago.


http://tinyurl.com/bkbukn8

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 19, 2013 08:57 PM (wR+pz)

367 I do know that sales of Acme's LittleGiant Kevlar Jock Straps would SKYrocket.


***

Oh hell. that will be the next "solution" those assholes will make: chastity belts.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:58 PM (piMMO)

368 Vagine Dentada

Sorry, I read that as Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2013 08:59 PM (qfSUT)

369 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:39 PM (piMMO)

Just for the record, any female who wishes can come visit me and sexually assault me any time, any place.

Sadly women can't sexually assualt a male. Well unless they have a strap on. Ooooooo. (call me)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 08:59 PM (qyv02)

370 365
I do have to say I don't understand men can't be raped



Well, we don't call it rape, we call it getting to know each other.

Posted by: LeRoy, your cell mate at February 19, 2013 08:59 PM (wR+pz)

371 I do have to say I don't understand men can't be raped. Especially in terms of women in combat. While there are plenty of good reasons to only use the stronger sex for combat roles "if they get captured they might be raped" is stupid. Like it would not be more or at least JUST as devastating for a male POW to be anally raped.

***

Of COURSE it would be. The difference is that men do have to live in fear of it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 08:59 PM (piMMO)

372 do NOT have to live in fear of it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 09:01 PM (piMMO)

373 All of these bullshit pretexts to take away guns....its all leading up to state control and they want to make sure the citizenry cant fight back.

Some pretexts are less comical...like OMG SCHOOL SHOOTINGS THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Others on the other hand well...Look Honey, just call on your Magic Vagina Powers and right before his penis touches your clit...KAPOW!!! HIS DICK IS NO MATCH FOR YOUR KUNG FOOOO!!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 09:01 PM (+OTLF)

374 In summer, I like to go camping in remote areas in w CO and Utah. One of the reasons I bought a gun was because of the movie Deliverance

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 09:01 PM (8sCoq)

375 Like it would not be more or at least JUST as devastating for a male POW to be anally raped.


Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 08:57 PM (dkExz)

They repealed don't ask dont tell...Some might consider that date night.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 09:02 PM (+OTLF)

376 372
do NOT have to live in fear of it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 09:01 PM (piMMO)

Unless you in my prison, or walking in Greenwich Village.

Posted by: LeRoy, your cell mate at February 19, 2013 09:02 PM (wR+pz)

377 Combat rape: always a possibility if captured, more so for women than men.

HOWEVER, men do not go around in their everyday lives having to always think about preventing it.

Seriously, you guys do not understand how enraged women get over this type of stuff. It is like Obama telling you how to budget your meager incomes or something.

So the best strategy is to get GOP women on the warpath against these tow and tie them to Obama.

And quit with the nit-picking of Niedermeyer. You look like obnoxious idiots.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 09:03 PM (GoIUi)

378 NDH do you have a gun and a permit?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)

379 maniacs
running around castrating guys for fun


That would most all females who've been rejected by a man.

Just because the castration is mental/emotional doesn't mean it doesn't have the same effect.

In fact, for a man a physical rape might be easier to get over than an emotional rape.

And women are experts at emotional rape. they have the map to most men's buttons.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 09:04 PM (qyv02)

380 374
In summer, I like to go camping in remote areas in w CO and Utah. One of the reasons I bought a gun was because of the movie Deliverance


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 09:01 PM (8sCoq)
What about the movie Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 09:04 PM (+OTLF)

381 Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 08:48 PM (GoIUi)

----------

Standing O. This is what women live with every day, to varying degrees. It's always in the back of my mind and you always have to be on the lookout. My father instilled this in me from the days of my youth. It's an 'ette thing. And 'ette being, really, any woman.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 19, 2013 09:04 PM (ATdet)

382 374
In summer, I like to go camping in remote areas in w CO and Utah. One of the reasons I bought a gun was because of the movie Deliverance



Shit, they have moonshiners out there too?

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 19, 2013 09:04 PM (wR+pz)

383 The first rule of digging holes is ...

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 19, 2013 09:05 PM (e8kgV)

384 378
NDH do you have a gun and a permit?


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)


NDH, IT'S A TRAP!!!
He lives in Colorado!!!


Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 09:05 PM (X6akg)

385 Look Honey, just call on your Magic Vagina Powers and right before his
penis touches your clit...KAPOW!!! HIS DICK IS NO MATCH FOR YOUR KUNG
FOOOO!!

----

Okay, I lol'd. A lot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 19, 2013 09:05 PM (ATdet)

386 Vomit, headlocks, why Batman will save them. Who needs guns when we have the Dark Knight?

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2013 09:05 PM (AP6/F)

387 Naw, let's keep digging until we hit PAYDIRT!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 09:06 PM (qyv02)

388 I dont think rape is such a big deal anymore.

We are all getting ass raped by obama and his policies daily now.

So really...lets all just relax and enjoy it.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 09:06 PM (+OTLF)

389 379 uh oh

Posted by: JDP at February 19, 2013 09:07 PM (60GaT)

390 A quick point -

Men tend to want to solve the problem a woman presents, offer solutions, et cetera. In this case rape preventation.

So, nit-picking might be thought of as "gathering more information"or "presenting plausible scenarios for your consideration" Or we're being dicks.

I generally ask my wife whether I'm being a dick or not when these issues come up.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 19, 2013 09:07 PM (J8DGo)

391 387
Naw, let's keep digging until we hit PAYDIRT!


Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 09:06 PM (qyv02)
Sounds a lot like packing the fudge to me...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 09:07 PM (+OTLF)

392 #379 Oh, quit with the whiney victim crap. This is a discussion of PHYSICAL RAPE OF WOMEN AND HOW THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PROTECT THEMSELVES WITH GUNS. This is not about whatever issues you have had with women in your life.


Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 09:08 PM (GoIUi)

393 Not a guy and I agree Niedermeyer had a valid rant with men should not be passing laws dictating how women should react to threat of or after effects from rape. But I've always had a thing about that "women POWs might be raped -- and especially now I know that the Jihadis use rape --more often on young men, to 'recruit' many of their suicide bombers. "ooh you are a homosexual now and will burn in hell, but if you do this martyr thing for us, that will trump this and you'll have 72 virgins"

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 09:08 PM (dkExz)

394 The question about guns is real. Some fucking federal/state parks to do allow guns on the property. Same with some BLM areas.


If you carry, don't ever show it unless you are going to kill someone, some bear or some snake.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 19, 2013 09:09 PM (wR+pz)

395 NDH do you have a gun and a permit?



***

I have a Springfield XD 40 and have taken the advanced courses.

I do not have CC permit...yet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 09:09 PM (piMMO)

396 the main problem is people ideologically committed to believing that guns have no use, or the costs outweigh the benefits, and then trying to fit real-life situations into this

Posted by: JDP at February 19, 2013 09:09 PM (60GaT)

397 392
#379 Oh, quit with the whiney victim crap. This is a discussion of
PHYSICAL RAPE OF WOMEN AND HOW THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PROTECT
THEMSELVES WITH GUNS. This is not about whatever issues you have had
with women in your life.




Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 09:08 PM (GoIUi)

I don't understand why so many women are so concerned about this. I have never met an erection that could stand up to me. I must be doing something right.

Posted by: Moochie Antoinette Lobsterzilla Obama at February 19, 2013 09:10 PM (+OTLF)

398 "Nothing we’re going to do is going to fundamentally alter or eliminate the possibility of another mass shooting or guarantee that we will bring gun deaths down to a thousand a year from what we’re at now,” Biden told reporters after meeting with Senate Democrats in the Capitol.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 19, 2013 09:11 PM (e8kgV)

399 397: I denounce myself for laughing at that

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2013 09:12 PM (dkExz)

400 If we take away all the guns, can we increase the chocolate rations to compensate?

Posted by: Moochie Antoinette Lobsterzilla Obama at February 19, 2013 09:13 PM (+OTLF)

401 I have a Springfield XD 40 and have taken the advanced courses. I do not have CC permit...yet.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 09:09 PM (piMMO)


You mean you did before that tragic boating accident.

Posted by: buzzion at February 19, 2013 09:13 PM (GULKT)

402 @395

Nice gun! I am surprised no one has mentioned the obvious solution.


Shine the Bat light.

Actually along those lines, I have a Wicked Laser, which is a pretty good weapon, even if you can't get it on, it big enough to knock the shit out of someone.

It a full watt blue laser and will fuck you up if you shine it in some ones eyes. It will light up paper.


http://tinyurl.com/bau9fp7

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 19, 2013 09:13 PM (wR+pz)

403 Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 09:08 PM (GoIUi)

See, they automatically presume that:

1) i have had problem's with women
2) it's my fault
3) shut up

It's how they roll.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 09:14 PM (qyv02)

404 This is why we need free birth control. This is why i am fighting for YOU!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke - 30 year old grad student who needs free contraceptives and is an environmentalist at February 19, 2013 09:14 PM (+OTLF)

405 The odds of a woman getting raped are about the same as getting mauled by a grizzly bear while she's carrying a backpack full of salmon.

The odds depend on where she's carrying the backpack.

-
And if she has a gun.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 19, 2013 09:15 PM (J8DGo)

406 403 i dunno why anyone would assume that from your comment

Posted by: JDP at February 19, 2013 09:16 PM (60GaT)

407 So if you let them use guns then why not an assault rifle, then why not a flame thrower, then why not a JDAM, then why not a nuke to destroy the rapist. WHY NOT A NUKE?!

Posted by: Typical Libtard at February 19, 2013 09:17 PM (ik44r)

408 #403 Perhapas if you hadn't brought up emotional castration in a thread which had nothing to do with it, you wouldn't have gotten such a sharp reply from me.

And now, you wish to use the sharp reply you invited to prove your point.

Nice try. I laugh.


Posted by: Miss Marple at February 19, 2013 09:18 PM (GoIUi)

409 I thought some of you morons would jump on my 'Deliverance' reference. My point was, there are places out here where you can't get a cell signal- and even if you could, a cop can be an hour away. You have to be your own first responder. So I bought a gun. I never go out to the boonies without one.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 09:18 PM (8sCoq)

410 Late to the thread, but have to say "Thanks G-D I'm *from* Colorado". It used to make me sad that we'd left. Now I'm grateful to be gone.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 09:19 PM (wbeNt)

411 I just want to saw that the reason that men dont have to worry about rape as much as women is becuase a woman has two holes and a man has one.
There is a 50-50 chance your dicks gonna come out of it smelling like shit with a woman...with a man...the odds are totally stacked against you..

Posted by: Sandra Fluke - 30 year old grad student who needs free contraceptives and is an environmentalist at February 19, 2013 09:19 PM (+OTLF)

412 Judo Puke?

Posted by: Beto at February 19, 2013 09:20 PM (MhA4j)

413 Just for the record? I have one word for anyone who believes 'safe zones' work.

Srebrenica.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersands Anonymous at February 19, 2013 09:23 PM (mbxHg)

414 Ok, I'm still a *little* sad. But there's no way I can take my three daughters back there to live. It's just completely not the state I grew up in 20 years ago.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 09:23 PM (wbeNt)

415 I thought some of you morons would jump on my 'Deliverance' reference. My point was, there are places out here where you can't get a cell signal- and even if you could, a cop can be an hour away. You have to be your own first responder. So I bought a gun. I never go out to the boonies without one.

***

You are smart t do so.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 09:24 PM (piMMO)

416 I feel dirty and since those I responded to never responded back, I am leaving this thread.

See you on the ONT folks.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 09:26 PM (piMMO)

417 409
I bought a gun. I never go out to the boonies without one.

****

Stopped on the side of the highway to take a whiz. Went behind some bushes. Wife and baby waited in car. A guy stops and starts yelling at my wife that women shouldn't be alone "Out Here!" I had a .44 Smith 29 in my hand for protection and when I re-emerged that fucker got a hole through his tailgate and cab as he sped away.

Posted by: Beto at February 19, 2013 09:28 PM (MhA4j)

418 Women and children are supposed to be victims of every leftist nut job in order to promote the agenda. The dear leader needs you to put your shoulder to the grindstone of the progrom.

Posted by: parker at February 19, 2013 09:51 PM (LCb5K)

419 Gun control, the theory that 110lb. women have the "right" to fistfight with 210b. rapists.

Posted by: Deanimator at February 19, 2013 10:07 PM (2YnwF)

420 My spouse has let her CCW expire. She has a Colt Cobra and a Jackass-Rig that is very nice and will fit under the lightest jacket/over-shirt. Pistol under the left-arm, two speed-loaders under the right. It will take her 30 days to get it re-instated, with a penalty for letting it lapse.
The person that was her biggest threat is dead, but there are others. If you have the ability to determine your own fate/degree of helplessness, do so. Do not choose to be a victim...

Posted by: ChrisP at February 19, 2013 10:10 PM (gplxB)

421 Just be sure to tell the rapist to grab your left arm.

No, your left arm.

The other arm...

Posted by: Catmman at February 19, 2013 11:02 PM (C8XlI)

422 As the father said at the beginning of this thread, he has two black belt kids. I have one, also. A black belt really means that you're ready to be a serious student, it doesn't mean that you're a martial arts expert...on the level of someone that could literally fight for your life and win.

Bottomline line, most men have the upper hand with women with upper body strength. Once they have their hands on you, most of us females are going down. Yeah, some of us will be able to take a piece out of the guy, but the odds are high the perpetrator is going to win. And no way with our decreased upper body strength can we get the average guy in a headlock and keep him from getting loose. This whole thing from idiots who don't know jack is just stupid.

Weapons are equalizers. And I've already shown my teen daughter the video of the first yahoo politician from Colorado and have informed her that she can cross that state off of her list and I'm dead serious.

Posted by: tired at February 19, 2013 11:12 PM (adOUE)

423 I'll be sure to pee my pants, blow my whistle and then vomit just as soon as I shoot the wannabe rapist with my little S&W.

Posted by: lonestar at February 19, 2013 11:57 PM (NXnxS)

424 5Damn. They've gone full Akin.Posted by: Cobalt ShivaI can't wait to see those two asshat dbags get the full MSM Aikin treatment.What?It'll never happen?Well shit, maybe even low information voters will get an f'n clue.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 20, 2013 01:15 AM (IanLz)

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I once had a female friend tell me she was safe because she had taken a self defense class. I asked her if she really thought she could beat me up, if I *really* tried?I'm a very average guy, not very muscular norimposing in any way, but she got the message.
Even most women that has done martial arts aren't used to *real* violence, they'll freeze up when hit hard. There are very few women that can beat up an average violent guy in a fair fight, and a potential attacker will not fight fair. He will pick his victim, and he will attack without any warning. Orhe will bring a weapon or friends.
And here's the thing: why should women be forced into a hand to hand combat situation that they have no interest in being in, where they were attacked without warning, and where the odds are heavily stacked against them?

Posted by: Erik at February 20, 2013 03:24 AM (OwYTy)

426 As a 3d Degree BB in "hard" Karate and over 25 yrs in martial arts, I would say of our female counterparts:

(a) I have great respect for the athleticism of many women;
(b) learning martial arts is good for your mind and body ;
(c) if you are less than really proficient in a good (fighting) style, and not also an exceptionally strong lady, your chances of fending off a determined, young male attacker with your hands and feet alone are pretty dismal.

In my not so humble opinion the odds are further decreased if the lady is accosted in physically tight/closed space, at which point all the "fancy" shit is almost worthless, and it comes down to knees, elbows, grappling, pain tolerance and grit.

95+% of women, even "trained" martial artists, go completely to shit in tight-quarters encounters.

Sorry that's just reality.

The most bang for buck self-defense for women is without a doubt situational awareness/avoidance.

If that fails, give the chicks a GUN!. Duh.



Posted by: NYC Parent at February 20, 2013 10:00 AM (8GA+4)

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There is a lready a pill to prevent rape, just take an aspirin and put it between your knees, and keep it there.

Posted by: blaster at February 19, 2013 07:59 PM (/1U3u)

I recall that being our "unofficial" birth control advice when I joined the USN in the early 80's!

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at February 20, 2013 10:19 AM (bdged)

428 My sister is, at this very moment, returning to Colorado from a road trip to Texas where she has been checking out various places to relocate. As a result of this trip she has already contacted a realtor and will be listing her Colorado home for sale immediately. Colorado is a loss. Texas legislators need to stop inviting dipshits from hell holes like California and Illinois to 'come on down' if they wish to avoid a similar fate.

Posted by: Yet Another Mike at February 20, 2013 10:44 AM (kC3cp)

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A quick point -



Men tend to want to solve the problem a woman presents, offer solutions, et cetera. In this case rape preventation.



So, nit-picking might be thought of as "gathering more
information"or "presenting plausible scenarios for your consideration"
Or we're being dicks.



I generally ask my wife whether I'm being a dick or not when these issues come up.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 19, 2013 09:07 PM (J8DGo)
I have a LiteralMind{tm} too - it's not a gender thing. It's one thing to try to come up with solutions, but when you try to tell someone that they can't feel something because you have never felt it? That crosses the line.NDH makes sense to me, since I've had bad experiences so I've been wary on alert from about age 10. That was when I learned of the concept of an equalizer. These idiot D's want to remove the equalizer {gun} because they truly can't comprehend reality.

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at February 20, 2013 11:41 AM (bdged)

430 test

Posted by: Test at February 22, 2013 09:42 AM (BrQrN)

431 First of all it takes several years of training plus natural ability to be able to use martial arts effectively against an attack. And you have to be accustomed to serious sparring with men on a regular basis. Defense classes are a good idea for helping a novice to have a chance to free herself from a choke hold and run for it -- but would someone tell the idiot Congressperson that we don't always have anywhere to run, and the police may not be within reach.

Two novices are nothing more than two sheep- it makes no difference when they aren't trained to fight. As a result, they will both instinctively react with fear. Predators can sense it in a heartbeat. But, this idiot Congressperson needs to understand that psychos are very patient and they will wait until your buddies are not around.

A psychopath will take as much time as needed to study his victim's habits, and determine when she can be cornered alone. Then he will stalk until the opportunity presents itself. A novice will not be able to fight her way out of that situation. Even if she knows enough to break a hold, its not going to be enough unless she can cripple his ability to move. Even the advanced student facing a much larger man will have less than a minute to take him down permenately, or she's facing the weight/height factor which gives an advantage. Sometimes, advanced training makes a difference, and there is a happy ending and the bad guy goes to jail. But in hindsight, being armed would be better insurance. The better idea would be to prepare with both weapons and training. Many of us work where we can't take guns into our buildings, and won't be able to access one when needed. You'd have to see laws allowing conceal and carry in every occupation and in every state.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 24, 2013 12:22 PM (g5wi5)






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