The Fall of the House of Windsor: Another High-Ranking EPA Official Resigns for Use of Private, Annonymous Emali Accounts to Conduct Government Business

Illegally, I should note, but the headline was already way too long.

EPA Region 8 administrator James Martin is resigning this week, according to a press release from Sen. David Vitter (R., La.). Martin faces a congressional probe for allegedly using a private email account to circumvent disclosure requirements.

Bob Perciasepe, the current acting EPA administrator, also used a private account to send emails to other EPA officials, Vitter said his office has discovered.


The Most Transparent Administration In History

I guess America really likes ploys on words.

Posted by: Ace at 03:58 PM



Comments

1 "for allegedly using a private email account to circumvent disclosure requirements."

isn't that like a crime or something?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 19, 2013 03:59 PM (Mix/J)

2 Oh thank goodness! I thought something had happened to Preggo Kate!!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2013 04:00 PM (TOk1P)

3 GO BACK TO EMALIA, JOO-LOVER

Posted by: oblig. at February 19, 2013 04:00 PM (cePv8)

4 The word is "Ileagal" ace

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 04:00 PM (I2LwF)

5 Emali. Sounds like an Obama voter.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 19, 2013 04:01 PM (/kI1Q)

6 You know... fall IN the HoW. You said OF.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2013 04:01 PM (TOk1P)

7 Isn't this how it's supposed to get done?

Posted by: Low Info Voter at February 19, 2013 04:01 PM (jucos)

8 Ace , so the cocaine is good?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 19, 2013 04:01 PM (AWmfW)

9 As in, "if you spray DDT on a nest, you will get a Ileagal."

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 04:01 PM (I2LwF)

10 Was EPA one of the agencies that Perry wanted to cut? If not, I'd put it pretty high on my list.

Posted by: SH at February 19, 2013 04:01 PM (gmeXX)

11 Hey! The House of Windsor was just a ploy on words.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 19, 2013 04:02 PM (jucos)

12 "Martin faces a congressional probe"

Bob Menendez?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 19, 2013 04:03 PM (AWmfW)

13
9 -

Shut up. He said "ploys on words." I think he's being clever or something.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2013 04:03 PM (TOk1P)

14 The EPA should be abolished. Every state has an EPA or DEM to harass us.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 04:03 PM (I2LwF)

15 gotta hate those emali-men...always sleepin with other guys wives...

Posted by: southern by the grace of I-95 at February 19, 2013 04:03 PM (DnIpv)

16 This administration is nose deep in corruption. It is a cancerspreading far and wide.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 04:04 PM (wbmaj)

17 I want an Emali Account....where can i get one?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 19, 2013 04:04 PM (+OTLF)

18
16 -

Where's John Dean when you need him...

Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2013 04:05 PM (TOk1P)

19 Dept of Ed should be abolished

Dept of energy should be abolished

Housing and Urban Development

Homeland Security


There are a lot of big ones that need to go.

Oh, and change the name of DoD to the War Department.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 04:05 PM (I2LwF)

20 what's a 'ploy' on words?


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 04:05 PM (8sCoq)

21
ploys

plays

...


Ace, you cheeky monkey!

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 04:05 PM (vuIm8)

22 I want an Emali Account....where can i get one?

From a landlocked country in Africa?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 19, 2013 04:05 PM (mO9O5)

23 But remember the "healthcare law" was debated/drafted/finalizedwhile C-Span cameras recorded. This cockraoch hates the light of day.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (wbmaj)

24 E-mali accounts more like e-zimbabwe accounts amirite?

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (UzocF)

25
17 -

I can send you one. Along with $25 mil I spirited out of my country. I'll just need your bank account numbers...

Posted by: Nigerian Refuge at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (TOk1P)

26 'Emali'? Is that like where all the software pirates and cyber-jihadis send from?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (GBXon)

27 Emali women are some of the most beautiful on the planet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (jucos)

28 Ah,remember when we thought Bill Clinton was Teflon?

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (9XBK2)

29 I've found a way to comment on sidebar items:

http://minx.cc/?post=337677


Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (UypUQ)

30 I need a Department of Spelling.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (wbmaj)

31 Yet another story for the MFM to ignore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2013 04:06 PM (1Jaio)

32 I TRY TO SHARPEN MY PENCIL IN THE INTERNET AND NOW IM BLEEDING FROM MY BUM

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 19, 2013 04:07 PM (I2LwF)

33
19 -

No , it's now the Global Force For Good Department. Haven't you seen the ads?

Posted by: Nigerian Refuge at February 19, 2013 04:07 PM (TOk1P)

34
Its a ploy, this emaili, it is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2013 04:07 PM (p/cQy)

35 Did Obama run cross-country in high school? I would think he'dhave beena natural. Maybe the cigarette smoking got in the way.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 04:08 PM (wbmaj)

36 You people look like ants from up here

Posted by: King Barky the First at February 19, 2013 04:08 PM (tHbj6)

37 Transparent is not "able to see everything done";
transparent = "Invisible and indetectable by normal means"

So, I guess it is actually correct. The administration is transparent. Absolutely has no trace detectable by the voters as to what the fuck they are doing. Transparent.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 19, 2013 04:08 PM (UzocF)

38 I guess America really likes ploys on words.

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© from the future at February 19, 2013 04:08 PM (evdj2)

39 I can see right through it -- there's nothing there!

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 19, 2013 04:09 PM (bGlsD)

40 >>>Ah,remember when we thought Bill Clinton was Teflon?

*snort* So Obama is the PTFE Resin President?

Posted by: Bigby's Hand o' DOOM at February 19, 2013 04:09 PM (3ZtZW)

41 >>>The Most Transparent Administration In History

Freedom is slavery.
War is peace.
Transparency is opacity.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 19, 2013 04:09 PM (0q2P7)

42 #18 Where the hell was Mo Dean when I needed her?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 04:09 PM (wbmaj)

43 Here is some more fallout from those E-mails Ace that you will not hear from the MFM.


The MFM has been collaborating with the Obamanite EPA all along. Where is the outrage.


http://is.gd/xfq0rD

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2013 04:09 PM (53z96)

44 You mean the EPA, a shady shyster organization with regulatory powers illegally created through executive action vice legislative action, has shady shysters working for it? G'wan, pull the other one, it's got bells!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2013 04:10 PM (yh0zB)

45 I thought he was more like a melamine prezdent

Posted by: Say What? at February 19, 2013 04:10 PM (3hSf2)

46 It's as if they had something to hide...

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2013 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

47 what's a 'ploy' on words?

It's a shibboleth.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 19, 2013 04:10 PM (/kI1Q)

48 Emali women are some of the most beautiful on the planet.

Their full name is The Giraffe-necked Women of Emal.

Posted by: toby928© from the future at February 19, 2013 04:10 PM (evdj2)

49 It's a shibboleth.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 19, 2013 04:10 PM (/kI1Q)


Or a shoggoth, depending on who you're talking to. Everything this administration does is monstrous, so I tend to go with shoggoth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:11 PM (4df7R)

50 Are Ethiopians better long distance runners than Kenyans?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 04:11 PM (wbmaj)

51 Where the hell was Mo Dean when I needed her?

Shot in the eye. Oh, you said Dean.

Never mind.

Posted by: toby928© from the future at February 19, 2013 04:11 PM (evdj2)

52 It's a shibboleth.

...look, I don't care what you heard about what we brought back from the Antarctic, it's simply...oh, you said...um. Awkward. Nevermind...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 19, 2013 04:11 PM (GBXon)

53 subliminal B-52s reference?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 04:12 PM (8sCoq)

54 ...so of course MWR beats me to the gag. Tricksy, them hobbitses...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 19, 2013 04:12 PM (GBXon)

55 I can completely understand why someone in the EPA would want to keep correspondence out of the prying eyes of the media or high information types. I mean, based on recent medical evidence, in the coming years they are going to have to make a massive reversal on water fluoridation. Without going Jack D Ripperish, I've been smiling very smugly as I read more and more studies. A huge, embarrassing public defeat is at their feet. I can't blame them for trying to hide the bodies while there's still time.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 19, 2013 04:12 PM (feFL6)

56 Isn't the EPA a legacy from good ol Tricky Dick?

Posted by: Infidel at February 19, 2013 04:12 PM (O/fK8)

57 E-mali accounts more like e-zimbabwe accounts amirite?


Like zimbabwe.bank?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2013 04:13 PM (GFM2b)

58 WHAT DIFFERENCE COULD THIS POSSIBLY MAKE???!!!11!!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 19, 2013 04:13 PM (ndp2I)

59 Shoggoth reference!

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2013 04:13 PM (9XBK2)

60 I think the Emali men wash their feet in airport restrooms.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 19, 2013 04:13 PM (jucos)

61 The secret password is Emali-Ewok.

(If you can say it, you aren't drunk enough to be a Moron.)

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 19, 2013 04:13 PM (SUKHu)

62

What.....


Who.....



Why.....

Posted by: Vinnie "The MFM" Barbarino at February 19, 2013 04:13 PM (nELVU)

63 And meanwhile the idiots in the CO House pass all their gun control measures.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:14 PM (4df7R)

64 56 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2013 04:14 PM (9XBK2)

65

The Mostly Transparent Administration In History During the Dumbest America in History


fify

Posted by: beaches everywhere at February 19, 2013 04:14 PM (LpQbZ)

66 They were not trying to hide them from the MFM. A lot of them were to and from the MFM!


They were trying to hide them from the people who would leak them to people like us.

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2013 04:14 PM (53z96)

67 ...so of course MWR beats me to the gag. Tricksy, them hobbitses...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 19, 2013 04:12 PM (GBXon) [/i[

It was begging to be said!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:14 PM (4df7R)

68 You just wait until the Post and the Times get ahold of this!

It is hard to believe now, but I remember 60 Minutes during their early years doing an exposee of the Davis Bacon Act. Never see such a thing now.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 19, 2013 04:15 PM (QTM7n)

69 Quick, someone hijack those accounts!!!

Posted by: Emali Pirates at February 19, 2013 04:15 PM (Ks9M3)

70 46 It's as if they had something to hide...

Tyrannical plots are best plotted in private.

Posted by: wheatie at February 19, 2013 04:15 PM (DZbQ0)

71 Ya know ... publicly traded companies hire IT departments to specifically forbid personal email traffic, in order to be able to archive ALL emails for Sarbanes-Oxley compliance.

In many big companies, accessing any kind of personal mail account from inside the building will get you fired.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 19, 2013 04:15 PM (wYVte)

72 Isn't the EPA a legacy from good ol Tricky Dick?

Posted by: Infidel at February 19, 2013 04:12 PM (O/fK


Yep, as is OSHA, another agency with regulatory powers illegally created through executive fiat rather than legislative means. Not that it matters, cause until motherfuckers start going to prison for wiping their ass with the Constitution it means nothing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2013 04:15 PM (yh0zB)

73 I dated an Emile in once in high school.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 19, 2013 04:15 PM (+z4pE)

74 I was hacked!

Posted by: James Martin at February 19, 2013 04:16 PM (evdj2)

75 Not that it matters, cause until motherfuckers start going to prison for wiping their ass with the Constitution it means nothing.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2013 04:15 PM (yh0zB)

Yep, that's kind of where I am at.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at February 19, 2013 04:16 PM (l86i3)

76 \It is hard to believe now, but I remember 60 Minutes during their early years doing an exposee of the Davis Bacon Act. Never see such a thing now.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 19, 2013 04:15 PM (QTM7n)


The only exposes the MFM cares about now are when the most recent Hollywood starlet flashes her hoo ha to the paparazzi as she's climbing out of her Bentley.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:16 PM (4df7R)

77 Emali is a form of a weasel.

Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 04:16 PM (X6akg)

78 Laws are for little people.

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2013 04:16 PM (9XBK2)

79 The Most Transparent Administration In History

What? We do have the most tranny parents in history...

Posted by: The White House at February 19, 2013 04:17 PM (FcR7P)

80 The only exposes the MFM cares about now are when the most recent Hollywood starlet flashes her hoo ha to the paparazzi as she's climbing out of her Bentley.

Err, I find those somewhat interesting myself.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 04:17 PM (evdj2)

81 >>>Ah,remember when we thought Bill Clinton was Teflon?

That was just the KY. *playfully bites lower lip*

Posted by: The Clenis at February 19, 2013 04:17 PM (Ks9M3)

82
Particularly infuriating is that these emails shooting around these illegal accounts are being turned over heavily redacted on the basis of a dubious claim of "deliberative process". Like, this stuff is part of the decision-making machinery of your Federal Government, so we use sock-puppet email accounts.

Fuuuuuccckk you.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 19, 2013 04:17 PM (r5w1L)

83 Emali is a form of a weasel.
Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 04:16 PM (X6akg)

WHOOMP! There it is!




<=

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:17 PM (4df7R)

84 Let me know if my pecker shows up on any of those emails.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 19, 2013 04:18 PM (QTM7n)

85 Emali, is that near Mali?

Posted by: TallDave at February 19, 2013 04:18 PM (/s1LA)

86 Emali, is that near Mali?
Posted by: TallDave at February 19, 2013 04:18 PM (/s1LA)


Yes. East.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:19 PM (4df7R)

87 Fun Part? These have .gov email addresses.... which means they somehow directed their IT departments to do this.... and the IT depts KNOW BETTER...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2013 04:19 PM (lZBBB)

88 Is "Annonymous" related in some way to Anno Domini?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:19 PM (4df7R)

89 Transparency indeed. Imagine the stories the loofah in Barry's travel kit could tell if it was sentient.

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2013 04:20 PM (WM+rJ)

90 and... we've always been at War with Emalia

Posted by: Atlas, looking clueless at February 19, 2013 04:20 PM (lZBBB)

91 Fun Part? These have .gov email addresses.... which means they somehow
directed their IT departments to do this.... and the IT depts KNOW
BETTER...


That means they are official government sockpuppets.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 19, 2013 04:20 PM (wYVte)

92 Transparency indeed. Imagine the stories the loofah in Barry's travel kit could tell if it was sentient.
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2013 04:20 PM (WM+rJ)


It would need a helluva lot of therapy first.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:20 PM (4df7R)

93 Time to get ready for work now. Catch you night shift degenerates on the ONT...on company time...while I check my non-company Email...on company computers...


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 19, 2013 04:21 PM (yh0zB)

94 Emali is a form of a weasel.
Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 04:16 PM (X6akg)


Let me check. Yup. Still funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 19, 2013 04:21 PM (VtjlW)

95 Emali is a form of a weasel.
Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2013 04:16 PM (X6akg)



I keep reading it as e-coli

Posted by: beaches everywhere at February 19, 2013 04:22 PM (LpQbZ)

96 BREAKING NEWS! New light shed on what happened in CRUISE SHIP's engine room to cause power failure!!!!11!!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 19, 2013 04:23 PM (ndp2I)

97 I'm inclined to believe that everybody in the Obama administration is corrupt-they just haven't all been found out yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2013 04:23 PM (PxYrx)

98 I keep reading it as e-coli

Also a form of weasel.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 04:23 PM (evdj2)

99 Lol. Tami brings the weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 04:23 PM (UOM48)

100 >>>I'm inclined to believe that everybody in the Obama administration is corrupt-they just haven't all been found out yet.

How do you think they were recruited?

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2013 04:24 PM (WM+rJ)

101 I thought Emali was a wide-out at Georgia Southern?

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2013 04:24 PM (3VGCU)

102 I'd be interested in knowing if there's a single. person. in this administration who isn't corrupt.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 04:25 PM (UOM48)

103

Borrrrrrn in Emali..... I was ...... Borrrrrrrn in Emali

Posted by: Teh BRUCE at February 19, 2013 04:25 PM (nELVU)

104 Someone call the Weasel?

Posted by: Paulie Shore at February 19, 2013 04:25 PM (3VGCU)

105 I keep reading it as e-coli

Also a form of weasel.


And a form or shits & giggles.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2013 04:25 PM (GFM2b)

106 Emali is a barista at our local Starbucks. He wears a wool cap in the summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 04:26 PM (UOM48)

107 The Most Transparent Administration In History

This is True!
Who else in the history of POTUS as been able to make himself invisible at such opportune moments? It's amazing.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 19, 2013 04:27 PM (Qxdfp)

108 I wish Emali was still here, so I could say her name, touch her face, tell her how much I loved her.

Posted by: Manti T'eo at February 19, 2013 04:27 PM (feFL6)

109 I'd be interested in knowing if there's a single. person. in this administration who isn't corrupt.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 04:25 PM (UOM4


Depends on your definition of corrupt. Apparently there are several.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at February 19, 2013 04:28 PM (l86i3)

110 102 I'd be interested in knowing if there's a single. person. in this administration who isn't corrupt.

----------

That would be a short list, Jane.

But it doesn't matter if they aren't actively participating in the corruption...they are too scared to report it.
So they are enabling it.

Posted by: wheatie at February 19, 2013 04:28 PM (DZbQ0)

111 What a way to lose a perfectly good phoney-baloney job.

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2013 04:28 PM (KXm42)

112 There's no one quite like Emali...

Posted by: Sing Along with Thomas the Tank at February 19, 2013 04:28 PM (3VGCU)

113
88 Is "Annonymous" related in some way to Anno Domini?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 04:19 PM (4df7R)


Doesn't look like it. Based on wikipedia, anonymous is the adjective form of anonymity which is from a greek word meaning "Namelessness" Anno Domini is Latin in origin and is "Year of our Lord"

Posted by: buzzion at February 19, 2013 04:28 PM (GULKT)

114

108.


Manti..... bro.... you owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2013 04:28 PM (nELVU)

115 What a way to lose a perfectly good phoney-baloney job.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2013 04:28 PM (KXm42)

Yep, good luck with the 4x8 six figure job out here.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at February 19, 2013 04:29 PM (l86i3)

116

huh?

(CNSNews.com) – The nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., has the highest percentage – 10% -- of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgenders (LGBT) in the United States, according to Gallup. The national average of people identifying as LGBT is 3.5%, and the state with the lowest percentage of LGBT is North Dakota, 1.7%.


I would have thought SanFran, hands down.

Not that I care.

Posted by: beaches everywhere at February 19, 2013 04:29 PM (LpQbZ)

117 Your gift of only $1,000 a month can keep a poor Emali administrator in cheap booze and hookers.

Posted by: Sally Smithers at February 19, 2013 04:30 PM (bGlsD)

118 I would have thought SanFran, hands down.

Not that I care.
Posted by: beaches everywhere at February 19, 2013 04:29 PM (LpQbZ)


Those old congresscritters love their Trannys.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at February 19, 2013 04:30 PM (l86i3)

119 Why is there a manatee in the Sidebar?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 04:30 PM (evdj2)

120

great cns headline

Having Added Record $5.9T to Debt, Obama Claims He’s Cut Deficit $2.5T


it's a fairy tale; it's all one big fairy tale

Posted by: beaches everywhere at February 19, 2013 04:31 PM (LpQbZ)

121 (CNSNews.com) – The nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., has the
highest percentage – 10% -- of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and
transgenders (LGBT) in the United States,

----

Q. Whattabout Q????

H8terz

Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2013 04:31 PM (nELVU)

122 Why is there a manatee in the Sidebar?
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 04:30 PM (evdj2)

I think it is some sort of fashion show.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at February 19, 2013 04:32 PM (l86i3)

123 I'm 1/32 Emali.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 19, 2013 04:32 PM (3VGCU)

124 Jesus, how is there already 119 comments.

I think it's time we revive a phrase from the way back machine. Everything they say should be followed by: NOT!!!

Most transparent administration in history. NOT!!

Obamacare is not a tax. NOT!!!

We will take no corporate funding in the election campaign. NOT!!!

We will close Guantanomo Bay. NOT!!!

This is almost as fun as the fake candy heart slogans.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 19, 2013 04:32 PM (tVTLU)

125
Emali:

Well that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at February 19, 2013 04:32 PM (4I3Uo)

126

o/t sports

munich kicking arsenal's arse

Posted by: beaches everywhere at February 19, 2013 04:33 PM (LpQbZ)

127 The national average of people identifying as LGBT is 3.5%

Huh. The way folks carry on, I thought it was at least an order of magnitude larger.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 19, 2013 04:33 PM (/kI1Q)

128 Mo. House Bill Makes Proposing Gun Control Illegal

Nice!

Link in sig

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 19, 2013 04:34 PM (I2LwF)

129

>>Huh. ...I thought it was at least an order of magnitude larger.<<


Behold the power of the Parade!

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2013 04:34 PM (3VGCU)

130 lmfao @ the Emali smackdown

Posted by: heh at February 19, 2013 04:34 PM (bKX6s)

131
According to the tv promos, the gay average is approximately 85%.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2013 04:34 PM (p/cQy)

132 Sorry sock

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 04:35 PM (I2LwF)

133 Anyone who doesn't this admin for the lying cock suckers they are is either blind, stupid or a democrat. But I apologize for repeating myself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 04:35 PM (9Bj8R)

134 This is a non-story. What we should concentrate on is getting the fucking Teaparty radicals out of the GOP so we can compromise with the commies and move America forward (down the path of catastrophic socialism).

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 19, 2013 04:35 PM (OlN4e)

135
>>Sorry sock<<

Your mother raised a very polite young man.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2013 04:35 PM (3VGCU)

136 According to the tv promos, the gay average is approximately 85%.

----


..... and the other 15% are vampires.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2013 04:36 PM (nELVU)

137 I have been to SF, I have been to DC, and I have been to Key West. That Gallop Poll is full of shit.

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2013 04:36 PM (53z96)

138 HGTV has about 50% homosexuals, between the hosts and the "regular people" they assist.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2013 04:36 PM (I2LwF)

139 New one

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2013 04:36 PM (53z96)

140 I'd be interested in knowing if there's a single. person. in this administration who isn't corrupt.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 04:25 PM (UOM4


That would be a very short list!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2013 04:37 PM (Cnqmv)

141
..... and the other 15% are vampires.....

Arrrgh!

Posted by: Zombies! at February 19, 2013 04:37 PM (+z4pE)

142 ..... and the other 15% are vampires.....

Which one's Ray Lewis?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 19, 2013 04:37 PM (/kI1Q)

143 What does it matter if a government employee uses a private email account to do government business, so long as the government's business gets done?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 19, 2013 04:38 PM (mV8sg)

144 I wonder what percentage of the advertising business is gay

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 04:38 PM (8sCoq)

145 It's the triangulating with special interest groups for campaign donations and manpower, quid pro quo, they are hiding.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 19, 2013 04:38 PM (+I8Mq)

146 San Fran is increasingly Chinese and Mexican; less Black as well as less White


The Homos are present, but not to the extent most people outside the Bay Area think.

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 19, 2013 04:38 PM (Dll6b)

147
128 -

Heh, I knew exactly who it was who proposed that before I read it. Good ol' Mike Leara...

Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2013 04:38 PM (TOk1P)

148
Emali -

♪ The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
The longer we do it, the more we get down to it ♪

Posted by: Stuff Barry White Really Sang at February 19, 2013 04:40 PM (feFL6)

149 Key West? Mandatory Gay: either you are, or you're passing



Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 19, 2013 04:40 PM (Dll6b)

150 That would be a very short non existant list!


Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2013 04:37

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 19, 2013 04:41 PM (+I8Mq)

151 Bayern Munich and Arsenal? 67% LGBT.

Posted by: Jaws at February 19, 2013 04:41 PM (4I3Uo)

152

Arrrgh!


Posted by: Zombies! at February 19, 2013 04:37 PM (+z4pE)



Which one's Ray Lewis?


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 19, 2013 04:37 PM (/kI1Q)
----
Due to my desire to maintain a paradigm of "inclusivity"..... I am renaming that remaining 15% to UNIZARL.
Undead Including Zombies and Ray Lewis.
UNIZARL.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2013 04:41 PM (nELVU)

153 according to commercials on TV, American is mostly Black, HisPanic, and Asian / EurAsian, with lotsa homos popping up everywhere


White men are either children or rapists, or just kinda stoopid and in need of direction

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 19, 2013 04:42 PM (Dll6b)

154
What do you assholes have against horses? Fucking haterz.

Posted by: Equine Pride Association at February 19, 2013 04:42 PM (yn6XZ)

155 Posted by: Equine Pride Association at February 19, 2013 04:42 PM (yn6XZ)

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What do gay horses eat????







haaAAAAaaay

Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2013 04:43 PM (nELVU)

156 What do you assholes have against horses? Fucking haterz.

Nothing. They're tasty in lasagna, or so the Brits tell me.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 19, 2013 04:44 PM (SY2Kh)

157 The word is "Ileagal" ace

***

Here, I think, it's "e-legal".

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 19, 2013 04:45 PM (Hx5uv)

158 I'd be interested in knowing if there's a single. person. in this administration who isn't corrupt.

***

I know nothing b ad about the guy who empties the waste baskets in the Department of Agriculture Building.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 19, 2013 04:47 PM (Hx5uv)

159
San Fran is increasingly Chinese and Mexican; less Black as well as less White


The Homos are present, but not to the extent most people outside the Bay Area think.

***

Q: Are Caucasian homosexuals white people?

A: Well, yes, but . . . . .

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 19, 2013 04:49 PM (Hx5uv)

160 On the insanity of insanity...

US Dept./Agriculture's required sensitivity training, drilling re-education for American self-loathing, coordinating the worship of emerging majorities (not "minorities" and most certainly not illegal aliens).

http://tinyurl.com/al8dnnp

Perhaps it's expected after university agriculture programs were terminated decades ago. It isn't as if the federal government would ever trim itself likewise. So today, of course a term as ancient as "agriculture" has been revised.


Posted by: US DonkeyAss at February 19, 2013 04:50 PM (MhA4j)

161 Actually, there has been a pretty big behind-the-scenes war between EPA and the White House. Before leaving, Lisa Jackson.was already complaining about his Holiness (pbuh) BHO to colleagues and friends.

I think the White House has been a bit taken back that the virulent Luddites.they put into the EPA turned out to be actually virulent Luddites and not just Luddites in opposition to the GOP.

What good is being a president if you can't let your friends skate on regulations?




Posted by: Kasper in Arlington at February 19, 2013 04:50 PM (HqpV0)

162 UNIZARL.

Sounds like an anti-fungal cream.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 19, 2013 04:54 PM (/kI1Q)

163 So what happened to Menendez and the underage boys? Full skate and only girls mentioned. Must have been an email from Lisa Jackson(both from NJ) on the private network.

Posted by: Dr Dude at February 19, 2013 04:59 PM (/pOsC)

164 I'd like to see EPA, DOE, OSHA, and a bunch of other gub-mint offices completely shut down, all employees furloughed forever, then sell off the office buildings, equipment, etc. Then, throw out all of the paperwork they've layered onto us.
For that matter, I think we'd have a better time if King George III were back in power.

Posted by: Morris the Cat at February 19, 2013 05:03 PM (epxV4)

165 Dear Ace,

I knew Emali. Emali was a friend of mine. You are no Emali.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at February 19, 2013 05:19 PM (YYyqq)

166 As for shutting it down, the EPA will survive, like the cockroach.

Talked to the dishwasher repairman today (third breakdown in six months for new machine) and he said the gubmint ORDERS companies to meet energy standards; then, when they do, they issue new ones.

The companies hate it because they get grief from customers and the govt. We are not, and friends are not, getting a new one when this one fails after the warranty period. Why bother?? It's easier and cheaper to just wash the freakin' dishes ourselves!

Old washers filled up with about 30 gals, new ones 7. They don't work. They are destroying the industry.

Posted by: PJ at February 19, 2013 05:39 PM (ZWaLo)

167 29
I've found a way to comment on sidebar items:

What is the magic word?

Posted by: scif at February 19, 2013 06:23 PM (TqLxU)

168 Emali.

Terrific. Maybe that uber-expert government type Lisa Jackson should be our new ambassador in Bamako. She's got the aliases all set up for her secret agent spy thingy.

Posted by: dissent555 at February 19, 2013 07:40 PM (yR6A1)

169 I do not think the word they are using means what they think it means.

Posted by: Light Worker at February 19, 2013 09:00 PM (xTaWx)






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