Tiger Beat: Smitten Celebrity Press Corps Flirts With Bieberish Hearthrob POTUS, Asking Him "Did You Beat Tiger [Woods]?"

Reporters, both male and female, openly flirting with the president.

Oh, and then this just happened: David Axelrod formally joins NBC. NBC's been cozying up to him for five years; they finally got their man.

At the link, Chuck Todd explains patiently that the media has no bias whatsoever against conservatives -- it's just that conservatives are straight-up insane.

Posted by: Ace at 02:15 PM



Comments

1 Did they ask for autographs too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2013 02:16 PM (1Jaio)

2 I don't get why John Nolte has to impugn our canine friends by referring to media scumbags as "lapdogs."

Why not call them "housecats" instead?

Posted by: Kensington at February 19, 2013 02:16 PM (/AHDz)

3 So those stories about them being pissed off about a lack of access are mildly blown out of proportion. Fawning doesn't begin to describe them.

Posted by: BuckIV at February 19, 2013 02:17 PM (gedHR)

4 "housecats" don't want to be your bitch.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 19, 2013 02:17 PM (wYVte)

5 MFM: Mr. Prezzy....Mr. Prezzy.....in spite of all of the golf did you and Reggie get to spend some quality time together?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2013 02:18 PM (1Jaio)

6 I think I just threw up all over everything.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 19, 2013 02:18 PM (VtjlW)

7 Upon seeing such headlines, my first thought is always and ever shall be:
"Shittest thou me?"

Posted by: Lessons from the Porcelain Throne at February 19, 2013 02:18 PM (ze9yk)

8
No more "What enchants you about being President" softballs?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 19, 2013 02:18 PM (Jcd0S)

9 Suckers of cock, the lot of them.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 02:18 PM (evdj2)

10 MFM: Mr Prezzy, can we clean your golf clubs?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2013 02:19 PM (1Jaio)

11 Hey don't forget me, I was there to.

Posted by: Owner of Baseball Team No One Cares About Anymore (Not that they cared in the past) at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (gmeXX)

12 media ,'are you going to invite us to the next party?'

"omg Beyonce Tiger and Ayers will be there?"


**swoon**

Posted by: ette at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)

13 At some point we'll have to accept that a large part of their continued love for him has to be about just how much they hate us.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (E55AK)

14 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (KXm42)

15

This, I cannot watch.

Going to go take a bath, it's snowing, and I'm cold.

Posted by: beachilled at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (LpQbZ)

16 ass kissers

Posted by: L, elle at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (0PiQ4)

17 I'm sure they all swallow.

Also, my rage meter just exploded over this:

The White House"Republicans in Congress face a simple choice: Are they willing to compromise to protect vital investments in education and health care and national security and all the jobs that depend on them? Or would they rather put hundreds of thousands of jobs and our entire economy at risk just to protect a few special interest tax loopholes that benefit only the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations? That's the choice." —President Obama: 

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (wsGWu)

18 Cum-stained blue men's bikini briefs?

Posted by: Thorvald at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (1V6Pv)

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2013 02:20 PM (KXm42)

20 I'm sure Barack offered to beat him off.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (EK/Rt)

21 Annnddddd.... yesterdays Brietbart news... becomes another thread....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (lZBBB)

22 I beat Tiger off with both hands.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (7SwK/)

23 Autographed balls, that's the image

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (7PjX7)

24
Where's the "Spit or swallow?" inquiry, followed by, "By whom?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (Jcd0S)

25 MFM: Mr Prezzy, can we clean your golf clubsballs?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (evdj2)

26 What's Kenyan for 'Dutch Rudder'?

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (EK/Rt)

27 Good thing we followed through on that threat to vet the media ...

Good thing ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (Ipj15)

28 back arched evvvv- er so slightly, private bulbous parts allllllllllllllll moist and tingly.....

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 02:22 PM (8sCoq)

29 Beat him? With a golf club? Like Elin?

Posted by: EC at February 19, 2013 02:22 PM (GQ8sn)

30 Did Obama beat Tiger?! President 4-putt, King of the Ladies' Tees couldn't beat a high school girl at golf, despite all the practice he's gotten in.

Hell, Tiger could probably shoot a lower score in 18 holes than Obama would in 9. I'd actually put money on that.

Posted by: OSUsux at February 19, 2013 02:22 PM (DFXmi)

31 Or would they rather put hundreds of thousands of jobs and our entire economy at risk just to protect a few special interest tax loopholes that benefit only the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations?

That's how I'd choose.

Posted by: SH at February 19, 2013 02:22 PM (gmeXX)

32 media have become tingles and giggles.

Oh and sad little faces when He won't let them come to play golf..

sniff.

Posted by: ette at February 19, 2013 02:22 PM (nqBYe)

33 I want to know more about these federal teachers who are going to be laid off it they don't fix the debt deal.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 02:22 PM (evdj2)

34 "Did you beat Tiger? HAHAHA.. HAHAHAHAHAHA.. ..HAHA...HA... uh .. heh.. um"

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 19, 2013 02:23 PM (mzVX+)

35 Glad to see (per Drudge) he had some quality time with Reggie Love.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 02:23 PM (UOM48)

36 Obama has had the longest 'honeymoon' with the press of any President in history, but I'll shed no tears when it finally ends -- and end it shall.

When they finally rip the blinders off their faces and see the truth that not only the Emperor has no clothes but the only drilling permitted was performed by Reggie Love, I will rejoice.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 19, 2013 02:23 PM (feFL6)

37
MSM: "Your balls: were they well-washed?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 19, 2013 02:23 PM (Jcd0S)

38 These are our intellectuals. So clever. Always going the other way. So out of the blue. "Did you beat Tiger?"

Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 19, 2013 02:23 PM (mzVX+)

39 Ace, have you seen the picture Drudge has up of the guy climbing onto AF1 with at least three golf bags? Epic. Just epic.

I mentioned on an earlier thread that if Axelrod has gone to NBC, maybe we'll actually get some decent trolls around here. Whatever Axelrod was paying his goons was clearly not enough to bring in quality talent.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 02:23 PM (4df7R)

40 "I got into journalism to make a difference.......ZOMG!!!!..........I heart u Mr President!!!!!!!!!!!"



::squirt::

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2013 02:24 PM (KXm42)

41 Huh. I'm surprised they stopped gobbling his knob long enough to ask any questions at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:24 PM (DrWcr)

42 Did he show you pictures of his porn sluts?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 02:24 PM (wbmaj)

43 I get the feeling that it wasn't the blackout of POTUS that had them upset, it was that they couldn't get close to Tiger.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 02:24 PM (piMMO)

44 Just before going on separate vacations, Obama tells folks in Chicago they need to step up and parent their children.

Who the hell spends valuable time off away from their kids?

It's not just occasionally, either.

Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 02:24 PM (UOM48)

45 At the link, Chuck Todd explains patiently that the media has no bias
whatsoever against conservatives -- it's just that conservatives are
straight-up insane.







Oh Chucky, that unrequited love of yours for Barry is sooooooo sweet. Do you write BO + CT on your notebook?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2013 02:24 PM (1Jaio)

46 35 Glad to see (per Drudge) he had some quality time with Reggie Love.

Ya had to know that's what was up when the separate vacations were announced.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (Qxdfp)

47 The federal teachers are right next to the federal fire department. How come he never talks about IRS agents being furloughed?

Posted by: SH at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (gmeXX)

48 Are we having a Quickfire Experience™ now?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (qyv02)

49 with tears in their eyes media asks , "who do you like playing with more, Tiger, Reggie Love, or us!?"




Posted by: ette at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (nqBYe)

50 I prefer Obama spending his time on the golf course, rather than hacking more divots in the economy.

Posted by: wooga at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (7SwK/)

51 And I'll bet not one asked him about Reggie Love getting off the plane and why he and sasquatch took separate vacations.

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (53z96)

52
Did he give you contact information show you pictures of his porn sluts?

Fixed, for accuracy...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (Jcd0S)

53 Celebrities: Pitbull sucks.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (wbmaj)

54 How about "Hey Obama, Butch Harmon able to take the suck out of your game? Really? How many strokes did he shave off? 2? So breaking a hundo should be just around the corner aye?"

Play with Barkley douche.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 19, 2013 02:26 PM (mzVX+)

55 The winner goes on to meet Kim Jong-Il in the finals.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek at February 19, 2013 02:26 PM (cQhQZ)

56 I prefer Obama spending his time on the golf course, rather than hacking more divots in the economy.
Posted by: wooga at February 19, 2013 02:25 PM (7SwK/)

That's all right, he has people to handle that for him while he's away.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:26 PM (DrWcr)

57 Mr. President! Did you allow Tiger to shine your spikes?

Posted by: The Criminally Liable Media at February 19, 2013 02:26 PM (vbh31)

58 Huh. I'm surprised they stopped gobbling his knob long enough to ask any questions at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:24 PM (DrWcr)



What I find hilarious is that they're all bitching about how bad their access to the President is, how he never answers questions or holds press conferences where they can actually POSE questions, and when they finally get a chance to ask him something, it's not, "What's your opinion of the Hagel hearings?" or, "How does your administration plan to address North Korea's saber rattling?"

No, it's, "Did you beat Tiger?"

Unbe-fucking-lievable.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 02:26 PM (4df7R)

59 Fawning press: Mr. President, what charmed you most about this vacation?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 02:27 PM (UOM48)

60 Did they talk about how hard itwasto have one non-black parent?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 02:27 PM (wbmaj)

61 >>>Who the hell spends valuable time off away from their kids?

The only acceptable answers involve "hookers" and/or "blow" and/or "hobos".

Posted by: wooga at February 19, 2013 02:27 PM (7SwK/)

62
I'll bet not one asked him about Reggie Love getting off the plane and why he and sasquatch took separate vacations.

He hates the sound of velcro in the morning.
It's that tearing...

Posted by: Mortie Seinfeld at February 19, 2013 02:27 PM (EK/Rt)

63 Did he show you pictures of his porn sluts?
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 02:24 PM (wbmaj)

That would be a pictorial sausage hang. No thank you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:27 PM (DrWcr)

64 Did you beat off to Tiger?

Fixed that for them.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 19, 2013 02:27 PM (BrQrN)

65 Tiger beat- fits perfectly with this cartoon

Posted by: Stingo at February 19, 2013 02:27 PM (+n4Qh)

66 The proper question should have been, "Mr. President, did Tiger let you beat him?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 02:28 PM (UOM48)

67 http://www.cagle.com/2013/02/msm-fanzine/

Posted by: Stingo at February 19, 2013 02:28 PM (+n4Qh)

68 They are saying on FNC that H.R Block is about to launch a massive ad campaign to warn people of how their taxes may be affected by Obamacare.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)

69 Feeling down? If you read this one and don't smile, you are a liberal twat:

St. Louis “Knock-Out” Artist Meets His Match – Breaks Into Home and Is Shot Dead


Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 19, 2013 02:29 PM (Ipj15)

70 Mr. President, did Tiger let you handle his shaft? Or just his balls?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:29 PM (DrWcr)

71 At the link, Chuck Todd explains patiently that the media has no bias whatsoever against conservatives -- it's just that conservatives are straight-up insane.


I will admit that I do fear I've gone insane since apparently drinking water during a speech is now a career ending event.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 19, 2013 02:29 PM (VtjlW)

72 MFM: Prezzy, is it true that you got a hole in one on every hole? No, but Reggie did. Was he playing golf too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2013 02:29 PM (1Jaio)

73 St. Louis “Knock-Out” Artist Meets His Match – Breaks Into Home and Is Shot Dead

Just the headline makes me smile.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 02:29 PM (4df7R)

74 Is Elin really thinking of getting back with that housecat? She's a beautiful and rich woman. She could do a lot better. He's never going to change.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (6J6x7)

75 Never once in all it's years in the White House has that POS ever tried to govern. All it has done is to spread class warfare and to campaign. Fuck it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (9Bj8R)

76 David Axelrod formally joins NBC.

As I said below, in an honest world, this would be considered an in-kind contribution by the network. Hitler's nephew will still be working for Obama, just on NBC's payroll.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (evdj2)

77 Ace, 1st of a 5 part interview by Daren Jonescu up at AT.
You might find it interesting to follow/pontificate on.

Posted by: teej at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (GnJ7A)

78
David Axelrod formally joins NBC.

With the acquisition of a bad comb-over, NBC's geared up to run for media dominance!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (Jcd0S)

79
Why didn't they ask Obama if he beat Reggie Love (IYKWIMAITYD)?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (p/cQy)

80 Why not call them "housecats" instead?
Posted by: Kensington at February 19, 2013 02:16 PM (/AHDz)


"House cats" sounds like "house slaves" which sounds like RACISSSSSSSSS!'

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (4df7R)

81 Are we having a Quickfire Experience™ now?


Seems more like a bigfooting experience.

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (KXm42)

82 if any member of the MFM were on fire--being consumed by flames--would any among you piss on them to put it out?



or take other measures? Or feel guilty for not doing so?


As the old folks used to say in north Texas, "Front's comin'." Act accordingly

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 19, 2013 02:30 PM (Dll6b)

83 I will admit that I do fear I've gone insane since apparently drinking water during a speech is now a career ending event.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 19, 2013 02:29 PM (VtjlW)

You haven't - at least not more than baseline - but there's plenty of insanity to go around these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (DrWcr)

84 Drudge had a photo of some poor slub carrying prezzy's golf clubs into AF1. Three bags I think he had.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (6J6x7)

85 Let's complain about it on a blog again. A few thousand more of these posts and something might actually happen!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (BuSM8)

86 At least Axeltoad has shaved that skeevy Hitler mustache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (UOM48)

87 I don't get why John Nolte has to impugn our canine friends by referring to media scumbags as "lapdogs."

Why not call them "housecats" instead?


I'm undecided whether to call them "whores" or "sluts". They love them some Obama but they're still getting paid to do so.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (kqqGm)

88 That's right Chuck Todd, we are insane. Better watch out......

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (9Bj8R)

89 Obama and Tiger Beat mentioned in a thread about the media. Seems appropriate.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (t8Rip)

90 "Mr. Dicknose. You've been chopping up courses at a record rate for 4 years now and you still couldn't beat a 5 year old. So if you still suck at something you're really trying to get better at, why should anyone believe that you'll ever be more than someone Jimmy Carter points and laughs at?"

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (mzVX+)

91 Tiger wants to get back with Elin so he can visit his money.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (qyv02)

92 I don't get why John Nolte has to impugn our canine friends by referring to media scumbags as "lapdogs." Why not call them "housecats" instead?I'm undecided whether to call them "whores" or "sluts". They love them some Obama but they're still getting paid to do so.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (kqqGm)

Because housecats aren't bitches.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (DrWcr)

93 Did they get any slobber on him?

It's like watching the red-headed step child pine for attention.

I bet they offered to shine his club.

Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:32 PM (GGCsk)

94 if any member of the MFM were on fire--being consumed by flames--would any among you piss on them to put it out?

I could possibly be convinced to beat out the flames with a logging chain.

Maybe.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 02:32 PM (evdj2)

95 I bet they offered to shine his club.
Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:32 PM (GGCsk)

Or wash his balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:32 PM (DrWcr)

96 Is Elin really thinking of getting back with that housecat? She's a beautiful and rich woman. She could do a lot better. He's never going to change.

I always found it strange that, from the few pictures I saw, many of the women he was banging looked like uglier, skankier versions of his wife. Strange fetish.

Dude, you're Tiger Fucking Woods! Pay some $10K/night smokin' hot escorts to take care of business. I'm guessing they would be a tad more discreet.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 19, 2013 02:32 PM (BrQrN)

97 ATC - everytime Obama speaks, I feel like I am getting all the side effects from any drug advertised on TV. Heart palpitations, headaches, suicidal thoughts, all the good stuff.

Posted by: SH at February 19, 2013 02:32 PM (gmeXX)

98 They are saying on FNC that H.R Block is about to launch a massive ad campaign to warn people of how their taxes may be affected by Obamacare.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)


Haven't I already seen an HR Block ad with a woman talking about how the Affordable Care Act is going to have a major effect on taxes this year? "I've read the law, all 1000 pages..." I'm pretty sure I've been seeing that one for a few months. Maybe it's not HR Block but another tax preparer?

I giggle at the thought that it's "only" 1000 pages. I'm pretty sure it's closer to 2500.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 02:32 PM (4df7R)

99 Let's complain about it on a blog again. A few thousand more of these posts and something might actually happen!


What did you have in mind?

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2013 02:33 PM (KXm42)

100 The Perpetual Campaigner To Travel The Country Campaigning Against Sequester Cuts He Signed Into Law…



If he truly wanted to avoid the cuts he would be in Washington trying to broker a deal with Republicans. But that is obviously not the case.

Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 02:33 PM (9Bj8R)

101 Something else the media isn't reporting, more EPA clowns with fake email addresses, over at WUWT. The balls n these guys.

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2013 02:33 PM (7tVNd)

102 I bet Obama would have a more meaningful conversation with Elin. You know, since he seems to be on the receiving end.

Which makes me wonder what Tiger was coaching him on?

Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:33 PM (GGCsk)

103 if any member of the MFM were on fire--being consumed by flames--would any among you piss on them to put it out?






The answer is yes, if I could piss gasoline

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2013 02:33 PM (1Jaio)

104 Chuck Todd:

Political campaigns
Before coming to the world of political reporting and analysis, Todd earned practical political experience on initiative campaigns in Florida and various national campaigns based in Washington, D.C.[8] While in college, Todd worked for the 1992 presidential campaign of Senator Tom Harkin (D-Iowa) and later started part time at The Hotline.


Tim Russert who worked for Patrick Moynihan--and then Mario Cuomo. Sure he is not there anymore but then they hired his son.

Chris Matthews--worked for Tip O'Neal , speech writer for Jimmy Carter and dominated MSNBC for decades now.

Brain Williams--never graduated college and calls Chris Matthews his role model, and biggest mentor/teacher.

David Gregory--hired for his hair and has inhaled too much hairspray.

Now Axelrod.

Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 02:33 PM (r2PLg)

105 Maybe Elin is a smart business women. They say it will include a huge fidelity penalty. Maybe she knows that he won't be able to keep that promise and its an easy way to make another hundred million.

Posted by: SH at February 19, 2013 02:34 PM (gmeXX)

106 Best name I've ever seen for the slobbering Media?

PRESSTITUTES

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 02:34 PM (qyv02)

107 I only saw one video of Obama on the golf course and his swing made me cringe. I've been on a lot of courses and seen a lot of swings but I've never seen one that bad.

There's a mind/body connection required to hit the hell out of the ball, and he just doesn't have either.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 19, 2013 02:34 PM (feFL6)

108 I'm undecided whether to call them "whores" or "sluts". They love them some Obama but they're still getting paid to do so.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (kqqGm)


How about concupiscent scribes?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at February 19, 2013 02:34 PM (l86i3)

109 Hey Press, go get your shine box.

Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:34 PM (GGCsk)

110 Heh.

Roseann Barr doesn't like Dem's statement about women and guns.

http://t.co/VMur0P6W

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (piMMO)

111 My husband had a conversation with a guy who works in the security field a couple of weeks ago. The guy knows quite a few current and former secret service agents.

Re Clinton: Fun guy. Liked him okay.

Re Bush: LOVED him. Down to earth, friendly, funny.

Re Barky: Won't talk about him outright. Not fans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (UOM48)

112 Tim Russert who worked for Patrick Moynihan--and then Mario Cuomo. Sure he is not there anymore but then they hired his son.

Chris Matthews--worked for Tip O'Neal , speech writer for Jimmy Carter and dominated MSNBC for decades now.

Brain Williams--never graduated college and calls Chris Matthews his role model, and biggest mentor/teacher.

David Gregory--hired for his hair and has inhaled too much hairspray.

Now Axelrod.
Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 02:33 PM (r2PLg)

I hate being ignored?

Posted by: Al Sharpy Sharpton at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (9Bj8R)

113 if any member of the MFM were on fire--being consumed by flames--would any among you piss on them to put it out?

If it would save one reporter, we owe it to them to piss on them now!

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (FcR7P)

114 And make me a sammich. Maybe I'll give you a quote. Maybe not. Hahahahahaha.

Dopes.

Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (GGCsk)

115
I'm at Planet Fitness waiting for a bench.

My patience is running out.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (uff2W)

116 Haven't I already seen an HR Block ad with a woman talking about how the Affordable Care Act is going to have a major effect on taxes this year? "I've read the law, all 1000 pages..." I'm pretty sure I've been seeing that one for a few months. Maybe it's not HR Block but another tax preparer?

***

Yep, but apparently a new campaign is on the way.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (piMMO)

117 Tiger should have been able to afford smoking hot lawyers, bound by privilege and their stockings.

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (7tVNd)

118 OT

CO mother turns in son for amassing arsenal of weapons, making threats | 9news.com http://on9news.tv/WJpcZL

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (8sCoq)

119 If it would save one reporter, we owe it to them to piss on them now!
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (FcR7P)

A few ounces of prevention, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (DrWcr)

120 Do you think the press realizes if they were collectively on fire Obama wouldn't piss on them to put it out?

Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:36 PM (GGCsk)

121 At the link, Chuck Todd explains patiently that the media has no bias whatsoever against conservatives

Deny away bitches. I'm a star!

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Water Bottle at February 19, 2013 02:36 PM (BrQrN)

122 Re Clinton: Fun guy. Liked him okay.

Re Bush: LOVED him. Down to earth, friendly, funny.

Re Barky: Won't talk about him outright. Not fans.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (UOM4

And from what I heard H. Clinton--did not like, but she had a good arm which she used to throw shit at bill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 02:36 PM (9Bj8R)

123 Yep, but apparently a new campaign is on the way.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 02:35 PM (piMMO)


HAH! GOOD. I look forward to hearing the wailing and lamentations of the ignorant masses.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 02:36 PM (4df7R)

124 ...I giggle at the thought that it's "only" 1000 pages. I'm pretty sure it's closer to 2500

I think it is around 2000. What I don't get is, that would about 4 reams of paper. If you've ever bought copy paper, it's packaged by the ream which is 500 pages. The stack of paper that I used to see in the news that was the actual "Bill" was a hell of a lot higher than 4 reams.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (4Mv1T)

125 Limbaugh is fisking the Politico article by Vandehei.
That article is the same motif they used when Clinton was in office.

"Journalists" would write articles marveling at the skill with which Bill and Hillary manipulated the media. It's a stumper, I know.

How could it possibly happen over and over and over? Skills people. Bill and Barack have them and the press is powerless before them, apparently.

This is how stupid they think their readers are.

Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (BjOkm)

126 don't forget the midget; Stephanopoulus.

Or am I supposed to say Little Person?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (qyv02)

127
Rush was asking the question, why is King Barack I so cranky today. It's possible the answer is that he's losing Axelrod.

Seriously, it's got to be seen as disloyalty, even if the rat is going to a friendly news corporation. Combine that with the fact that he is coming off his brokeback vacation with Reggie, and you have a recipe for crankiness.

Remember that story that got published a year or so ago, how Barack is so Ronery? How he doesn't have many friends, andhe misses Reggie's love?

Yup.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (TOk1P)

128 I only saw one video of Obama on the golf course and his swing made me cringe. I've been on a lot of courses and seen a lot of swings but I've never seen one that bad.

Dude makes me look good.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (BrQrN)

129 I wanna know, did he pound Reggie?

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (WM+rJ)

130 Do you think the press realizes if they were collectively on fire Obama wouldn't piss on them to put it out?
Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:36 PM (GGCsk)

Well that's partly because it only knows how to pee sitting down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (9Bj8R)

131 Do you think the press realizes if they were collectively on fire Obama wouldn't piss on them to put it out?
Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:36 PM (GGCsk)


Not only would he not piss on them, he'd demand their blazing bodies be moved somewhere else so he wouldn't have to listen to teh screaming or smell the burning hair. Then he'd have their families fined for corpse removal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (4df7R)

132 I frankly wouldn't be taking any advice from a guy that chose skanky hookers over smokin hot (and now independently wealthy) Elin.

Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (GGCsk)

133 Which pf?

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2013 02:38 PM (7tVNd)

134 >
don't forget the midget; Stephanopoulus.

Or am I supposed to say Little Person?


I've always liked 'sawed-off runt'

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 02:38 PM (8sCoq)

135 Maybe Elin is a smart business women. They say it will include a huge fidelity penalty. Maybe she knows that he won't be able to keep that promise and its an easy way to make another hundred million.
Posted by: SH at February 19, 2013 02:34 PM (gmeXX)



This is just a larger scale version of the oh you want me back, then buy me shiny things gambit. It's exactly the same as your idiot brother in law who banged the cocktail waitress at the airport bar so your sister threw him out and now he's crying to come back and she makes him get her earrings and get the car fixed and take her to dinner and then kicks him in the teeth again. Just more zeroes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 19, 2013 02:38 PM (VtjlW)

136 Wow.... I was going to be snarky and say somthing like...

Why no "Mr. President, during your golf trip we lost X amount of people in Afganistan..."....

Did a Bing search, and ALL of the Afganistan Casualty hits are old.... or are saying casulties are DOWN...

Did the War really End? or are they just not covering it AT ALL? or is it a Search Engine thing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2013 02:38 PM (lZBBB)

137
And from what I heard H. Clinton--did not like, but she had a good arm which she used to throw shit at bill



Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 02:36 PM (9Bj8R


Yep. And f-bombs flying everywhere. And Shrillary loathed the military in the WH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48)

138 I only hope next vacation he gets skeet lessons from Cheney.

Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:39 PM (GGCsk)

139 GOP leading from behind. Where is the outrage?

I would settle for intense mockery.

I expect the Media and Dems to behave this way. I expect the GOP to fight this shit. They seldom do.

Posted by: nip at February 19, 2013 02:39 PM (11Tdq)

140 Or am I supposed to say Little Person?

Homunculus.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 02:39 PM (evdj2)

141 I think it is around 2000. What I don't get is, that would about 4 reams of paper. If you've ever bought copy paper, it's packaged by the ream which is 500 pages. The stack of paper that I used to see in the news that was the actual "Bill" was a hell of a lot higher than 4 reams.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 19, 2013 02:37 PM (4Mv1T)


I suspect -- I don't KNOW, just suspect -- that a lot of the additional pages are full of boiler plate legalese. Nondiscrimination clauses, blah, blah, blah.

And you can bet your sweet bippy our "betters" in DC don't double-side when they print.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 19, 2013 02:39 PM (4df7R)

142 This is just a larger scale version of the oh you want me back, then buy me shiny things gambit. It's exactly the same as your idiot brother in law who banged the cocktail waitress at the airport bar so your sister threw him out and now he's crying to come back and she makes him get her earrings and get the car fixed and take her to dinner and then kicks him in the teeth again. Just more zeroes.


***

She only gets more IF he fucks around.

She loved him and they have kids. I've heard that the financial penalty is so huge that she believes it will be a deterrent to him screwing around.

It sounds like she still loves him and has unrealistic dreams of them being the happy little family.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 02:40 PM (piMMO)

143 ATC - how did you know about my brother in law? This is a lot more zeroes.

Posted by: SH at February 19, 2013 02:40 PM (gmeXX)

144 And from what I heard H. Clinton--did not like, but she had a good arm which she used to throw shit at bill



Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2013 02:36 PM (9Bj8R


Yep. And f-bombs flying everywhere. And Shrillary loathed the military in the WH.

***

Remember how Barbara Bush used to ORDER the SS out of the cold? then Hillary ordered them to be unseen.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2013 02:41 PM (piMMO)

145 Bill include lots of external references as well, so you can't just read it, you need to read associated changes in other regulations, tax law, etc.

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2013 02:41 PM (7tVNd)

Posted by: SH at February 19, 2013 02:41 PM (gmeXX)

147 The throne-sniffers MEANT to ask if Teh Preezy beat OFF Tiger.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 19, 2013 02:42 PM (7ObY1)

148 $1 million dollar golf vacation and another million for the wife and kids in Aspen.

Priceless.

Especially when we are paying for it. That includes all the unemployed people.

He must be getting a good (relaxed) laugh at us.

Posted by: Marcus at February 19, 2013 02:42 PM (GGCsk)

149 *Squeal!*

*THROB-THROB-THROB*

How was Mr. President's morning bowel movement? Was it most satisfactory?

Can we [licks lips] checks it for delicious peanuts?


Posted by: Martin Bashir at February 19, 2013 02:43 PM (A2iqW)

150 Can I carry your bag?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 19, 2013 02:44 PM (wbmaj)

151 meh.

Nothing will change until a few conservative/libertarian billionaires make it their business to buy up MSM corporations like NBC and give the reporters new orders that don't include fellating the Dims.

Which means nothing ever will change.

So, adios, America- who would've guessed that a soviet-style victory would ultimately happen here after the fall of the USSR?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 19, 2013 02:45 PM (j2lYi)

152 you know that display that female cats make when they're in heat?


That's the press.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 19, 2013 02:45 PM (8sCoq)

153 Posted by: tasker at February 19, 2013 02:33 PM (r2PLg)


Linda Douglas: Onetime CBS Congressional correspondent, later Obama healthcare media chief

Geoff Morrell: Once an ABC News guy, now spokesman for Sec. Def. Robert Gates.

Beverley Lumpkin: Once worked for both ABC and CBS, now she’s working for Obama’s Dept. of Justice

Warren Bass: Former deputy editor of the Post’s Sunday Outlook, now working for U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice

Rosa Brooks: Went from L.A. Times columnist to an employee of the Defense Dept.

Jay Carney: From Time Magazine to President spokesperson

Peter Gosselin: From the L.A. Times to Treasury Se. Geithner’s office

David Hoff: Once a blogger and reporter for Education Week, now he’s a communications staffer at the Dept. of Education

Rick Weiss: Was a Washington Post reporter, now works for the White House

Jill Zuckman: Went from the Chicago Tribune to the Dept. of Transportation


And on and on

Posted by: RWC at February 19, 2013 02:47 PM (fWAjv)

154 Limbaugh, the monster we have to fight!

Posted by: S.E Cupp at February 19, 2013 02:49 PM (AWmfW)

155 Saw Obama in the shower - nothing black about that brother below the waist - if you know what I mean!!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 19, 2013 02:52 PM (oKH8p)

156 The MSM is butthurt over their boyfriend making them sit in the car while he played golf with the boys

Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2013 02:53 PM (mCvL4)

157 At the link, Chuck Todd explains patiently that the media has no bias whatsoever against conservatives -- it's just that conservatives are straight-up insane.

That sounds like the first thing that a cheating husband says to his wife when she accuses him of cheating

Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2013 02:58 PM (mCvL4)

158 Saw Obama in the shower - nothing black about that brother below the waist - if you know what I mean!!
Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 19, 2013 02:52 PM (oKH8p)
--------------------------------------------------------
You saw his love button? *Swooooooooooon*

Posted by: The 4th Estate at February 19, 2013 03:01 PM (jucos)

159 Homunculus.


larf

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2013 03:02 PM (KXm42)

160 @107 - The only ball he can successfully hit and demonstrate sustained, superior performance is an eight ball and not the kind found on a billiards table.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 19, 2013 03:06 PM (vg8iE)

161 The press are what use to be known as Grooms of the Stool/Ladies of the Bedchamber. They carried the port-a-potties and wiped the kings/queens ass.

Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 19, 2013 03:11 PM (6J6x7)

162 ABC got George Stephanopoulus, and NBC picked up "face made for radio" David Axelrod - no bias here

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 19, 2013 03:37 PM (0SXI6)

163 Well . . . Chuck Todd is fat and getting fatter. So there.

Posted by: Esau's Message at February 19, 2013 03:48 PM (WZq72)

164 I think it was a 4 hours bitchfest about Phil Mickelson. I thought Tiger was tight as Dix hatband.. Guess he's lobbying for a GE or Facebook tax break. Bitches both.

Posted by: Golfman at February 19, 2013 03:58 PM (/djtm)

165 This seems to be a whole bunch of nothing. It was mis-linked, according to them.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more Assault & at February 19, 2013 03:58 PM (FsUAO)

166 At the link, Chuck Todd explains patiently that the media has no bias whatsoever against conservatives -- it's just that conservatives are straight-up insane.


And according to Tony Soprano, there's no such thing as the Mafia. Just bigotry against legitimate Italian-American businessman. It all goes back to the poverty of the mezzogiorno, blah blah blah...

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 19, 2013 03:59 PM (7ObY1)

167 Saw Obama in the shower - nothing black about that brother below the waist - if you know what I mean!!
Posted by: Tiger Woods


For the love of irony, Thai-boy.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 19, 2013 04:33 PM (evdj2)






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