Colorado Lawmaker: Ladies, You Don't Need a Gun, We Have Rape-Free Zones

Stupid with a side-order of Women Are Too Paranoid About Sexual Assault.

ďItís why we have call boxes, itís why we have safe zones, itís why we have the whistles. Because you just donít know who youíre gonna be shooting at. And you donít know if you feel like youíre gonna be raped, or if you feel like someoneís been following you around or if you feel like youíre in trouble when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop Ö pop around at somebody.Ē

We have safe zones.

Ah.

You see, ladies? If you just could keep in the Designated Zones, and not spend too much time in the Authorized Rape Zone, everything would just be jake.


Posted by: Ace at 09:01 PM



Comments

1 It could have been worse! He could have said that women don't get pregnant if they get raped. Or something...

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2013 09:02 PM (/E+6J)

2 Phew.....safe zones and call boxes.....what.a.relief.

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 09:03 PM (X6akg)

3 People is getting dumber; it's a fact.

Posted by: Frito, Esq . at February 18, 2013 09:03 PM (AVfT8)

4 Oh and whistles....safe zones, call boxes and whistles. Woohoo!!! I'm safe baby, s.a.f.e.!

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 09:03 PM (X6akg)

5 We know what's best for you. Bless your hearts.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 18, 2013 09:04 PM (dPSpR)

6 She lives in Colorado. She was beggin for it.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx channeling the rapist's attorney at February 18, 2013 09:05 PM (GRvW4)

7 Don't fire until you see the whites of their ejaculate!

Posted by: Jose Salazar (D) at February 18, 2013 09:06 PM (RjTWw)

8 Todd Akin has requested a re-do; 'women can prevent pregnancy in legitimate rape free zones'

Posted by: drivingtheview at February 18, 2013 09:06 PM (3Wc1T)

9 Is this guy Todd Akin in drag?

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at February 18, 2013 09:06 PM (OY/SZ)

10 Just ban rape and assault on women. Problem solved. Or maybe an obama approved strongly worded statement on a laminated index card that could be presented to the potential rapist/attacker. It. Could.Work.

Posted by: boned to the bone at February 18, 2013 09:07 PM (Ph479)

11 Authorized Rape Zone
___
Or as I used to call it, the in front of my wang zone.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 18, 2013 09:07 PM (zPVBH)

12 Wake up when it gets mentioned on the CBS Evening News.

Posted by: toby928© pontificates in oracular tones of banality at February 18, 2013 09:08 PM (QupBk)

13 Salazar is objectively pro-rape.

Good luck getting the MFM on that one.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:08 PM (bxiXv)

14 Rape-/ tag-you're it

Posted by: art ugly son at February 18, 2013 09:08 PM (eKSgT)

15 Next up! Portable rape-free zones!

They are called "burkas" in the Middle East.

Good grief, the stupidity is everywhere!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 18, 2013 09:08 PM (GoIUi)

16 Twitter is on it.....#Liberaltips2avoidrape is trending.



http://tinyurl.com/b8cvugf

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 09:09 PM (X6akg)

17 Nobody commits raperape in a rape-free-zone.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 18, 2013 09:09 PM (53riN)

18 Pop around at somebody???? Is that anything like "Pop a round at somebody?"

I wants me one of those "rape whistles."

Idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:09 PM (UOM48)

19 >>>People is getting dumber; it's a fact

do you think this is true, or do you think people have always been this f&*#ing stupid, but we didn't have all the world's stupidity flowing into our inbox every day?

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2013 09:10 PM (LCRYB)

20 I was born with a high capacity magazine.

Posted by: Will Folks at February 18, 2013 09:10 PM (RjTWw)

21 That's right ladies. Just lie back and think of the Broncos.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 18, 2013 09:11 PM (qqZuQ)

22 Women are safer when they travel in packs!

Like wolves.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 18, 2013 09:11 PM (zOP5o)

23 You would have to be 70 kinds of stupid, or Bob Beckel to believe that.

In all seriousness, my brain hurts even trying to understand how one would come up with that.

jeeez.........

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:12 PM (CCJJ/)

24 do you think this is true, or do you think people have always been this f&*#ing stupid

My grandfather left school at 11, and read and quoted Gibbon.

Yes, we are much declined as a race.

Posted by: toby928© pontificates in oracular tones of banality at February 18, 2013 09:12 PM (QupBk)

25 They won't get raped if they are in binders.

They will, however, get the hell rape-raped out of them.

An ol' Number 6.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 18, 2013 09:12 PM (VjL9S)

26 Me to call box: Hello?! I'm about to be raped! Can you help me?!

Call Box: Use your whistle, now!

Me: Thank gawd! I'm safe! Thank you! Thank you!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:12 PM (UOM48)

27 Nah,they are getting stupider.Look at the way course work has been dumbed down in the last 20 years.

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2013 09:13 PM (9XBK2)

28 I predict this will get as much coverage as Akin's stupid rape comments

Posted by: eggs benedict at February 18, 2013 09:13 PM (FpBe1)

29 http://preview.tinyurl.com/assnpjm
Support your local sheriff. If you can't, elect one whom you can.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 18, 2013 09:13 PM (1V6Pv)

30 How are these rape free zones going to be identified?

Yellow cones?

Pink Tape?

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 18, 2013 09:13 PM (zOP5o)

31 do you think this is true, or do you think people have always been this f&*#ing stupid, but we didn't have all the world's stupidity flowing into our inbox every day?

Posted by: ace at February 18, 2013 09:10 PM (LCRYB)



I'm begging, pleading, hoping and praying for the latter. Because if we're getting dumber, that means that it can get worse. The stupidity can continue to spiral downward.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)

32 And wouldn't these "rape" free zones be the best place to pick up women?

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 18, 2013 09:14 PM (zOP5o)

33 Pink Tape?


Posted by: General Woundwort at February 18, 2013 09:13 PM (zOP5o)


Only in the month of October.

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 09:14 PM (X6akg)

34 Whistles? Fucking whistles? What, like a car alarm for your vajayjay?

As everyone knows, auto theft has dropped to zero since they put whistles on the fucking cars.

Jackass.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 18, 2013 09:14 PM (jIaZt)

35 did the girl in the Audi super bowl commercial have a "rapey" whistle?

Posted by: eggs benedict at February 18, 2013 09:15 PM (FpBe1)

36 The low-information (idiot, uninformed) voters just re-elected TFG.

Yes, we're getting dumber.

And thanks, government schools and idiot, entitled parents.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:15 PM (UOM48)

37 When seconds count, LE is only minutes away.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nfvnl
Btw, repeal the National Firearms Act of 1934. It is unconstitutional.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 18, 2013 09:15 PM (1V6Pv)

38 Rape-free zones will have to be also cracker-free zones. No Saltines allowed. Cause everyone knows you can't whistle after eating a cracker.

Posted by: West at February 18, 2013 09:15 PM (f9hrr)

39 A great many women would be a lot safer if they stopped thing with their......

.....never mind, I'll get in trouble.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:16 PM (CCJJ/)

40 What if my whistle does not work??

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 18, 2013 09:16 PM (vgd4f)

41 It's not rape-rape, any more than what my dear friend Alec Baldwin said.

It's not coon-coon, cons.

Posted by: Whoopi at February 18, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM48)

42 #40 stay away from the Saltines.

Posted by: West at February 18, 2013 09:17 PM (f9hrr)

43 40 What if my whistle does not work??

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 18, 2013 09:16 PM (vgd4f)


Switch to your gun.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:17 PM (bxiXv)

44

Cocksuckers like this WANT DEAD WOMEN. That's the only rational explanation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2013 09:17 PM (MBqvE)

45 There's nothing worse than getting all waxed and lubed up before realizing you are in a Rape Free Zone.

Posted by: A Kennedy at February 18, 2013 09:17 PM (RjTWw)

46 if you don't want raped, stay out of the Dominican Republic and stay over 18

Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 18, 2013 09:17 PM (FpBe1)

47 How do you whistle or run to phone after you've got chloroform in your system?

Posted by: buzzion at February 18, 2013 09:17 PM (GULKT)

48 17 Nobody commits raperape in a rape-free-zone.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 18, 2013 09:09 PM (53riN)


Yeah, but was it a rape-rape free zone? In dEmOCrAtLanD, it makes a difference.

Evidently.

This country is done.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:18 PM (CCJJ/)

49 Politicians don't need bodyguards if they think they're going to get shot.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 18, 2013 09:18 PM (Y5I9o)

50 Ace: perhaps it's a combination of the two elements. Was't there a post about people getting dumber earlier today referencing an article by a geneticist?

Didn't read it cause I was batin'

Posted by: Frito, Esq . at February 18, 2013 09:18 PM (AVfT8)

51 Crap, my whistle is full of spit and all it does now is blow fucking bubbles.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 18, 2013 09:18 PM (F2Vrz)

52 I don't live in CO but - FUCK YOU, CO.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (Z8rVA)

53 Someone asked me if I felt safer with my rape whistle and I said sure. After all, the cord would make a handy garrote.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (Gk3SS)

54 List of Sheriffs Standing Tall Against Obama's Gun Control: CountySheriffProject.Org http://is.gd/iN0njK

My Sheriff Huey is on the list.

Posted by: toby928© pontificates in oracular tones of banality at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (QupBk)

55 What if my whistle does not work??

Posted by: lou's a girl


I've never heard of a handgun named 'whistle' but to each her own.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (Ipj15)

56 @40

Carry two whistles or better yet a Smith Wesson MP Shield ultra-compact 9mm in blaze pink!

It is a well known fact that would-be rapists have an aversion to blaze pink and Smith Wesson MP Shield ultra-compact 9mm's, but mostly Smith Wesson MP Shield ultra-compact 9mm's

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (zOP5o)

57 Israel to award Obama their highest honor - the Medal of Distinction next month. Obama will be the first US President to receive the reward.

ďBarack Obama is a true friend of the State of Israel, and has been
since the beginning of his public life,Ē Mr. Peres said in a statement.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (rhu8R)

58 It's not that people are dumber, it's that stupidity used to be more painful.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (fdBil)

59 Hey People, DO NOT MENTION AKIN!!!

Keep the focus on the Democrat, and point up the hypocrisy.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (Y5I9o)

60 53
Someone asked me if I felt safer with my rape whistle and I said sure. After all, the cord would make a handy garrote.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (Gk3SS


Make the cord out of piano wire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (UOM48)

61
I know I am gonna teach my girls - run to the safe zone, the rapists can't go in there. And never ever linger around Van Killer Lake or Molester River.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (p/cQy)

62 As someone smarter than me put it, they think that a dead woman in an alley is morally superior to a live woman standing over a dead rapist with a gun in her hand.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2013 09:20 PM (MBqvE)

63 My other whistle is a Model 10.

Posted by: toby928© ponders bumperstickers at February 18, 2013 09:20 PM (QupBk)

64 48 How bout we make bullets that whistle
Posted by: Jean at February 18, 2013 09:18 PM (X1lGS)


Quite a few, do. Especially when they tumble. It would be nice if the reaction time was greater.

Oh, well...

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:20 PM (CCJJ/)

65 ONe big reason they keeping winning is that we keep bringing up the double standards, and in doing so we bolster the "there's no difference between us and them" meme.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 18, 2013 09:20 PM (Y5I9o)

66 you can smoke weed, but you're gonna have to deal with a little rape

Posted by: eggs benedict at February 18, 2013 09:21 PM (FpBe1)

67 56
@40

better yet a Smith Wesson MP Shield ultra-compact 9mm in blaze pink!

-------------


*makes note*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:21 PM (UOM48)

68 So if you are dancing outside of the 'rape safe zone"--asking for it.

Posted by: tasker at February 18, 2013 09:21 PM (r2PLg)

69 I bought a wooden whistle, but it wouldn't whistle... ect.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 18, 2013 09:21 PM (dPSpR)

70 Great. Expand the "Gun Free Zone" concept to include "Rape Free Zones". If the Democrats were really smart, they would declare the entire country a "Gun Free Zone" without the bother of passing gun control laws. And also the entire country should be a "Rape Free Zone". Then we would all be, like, super safe and everything.

OT: We here in Iowa got hammered by Super Snow Flurry Storm Fred today. I'm really surprised it wasn't on the national news. On the way home from work, I had to turn on my windshield wipers and the streets got wet and everything. It was horrible! Damn you, Global Warming! Damn you to heck!

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 09:21 PM (pcgW1)

71 @57 Secular Jews and Secular Irish... with Commies like that, who needs Islamists?

Posted by: Thorvald at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (1V6Pv)

72 You also don't need more than seven bullets.

Heaven help you if you need eight.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (MMC8r)

73
Just ban rape and assault on women.

Great idea. We should pass a law against rape and assault. Problem solved!

And if the first law doesn't work, we should pass another. Kinda like two coats of paint.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (IDSI7)

74 You know what a whistle tells people? That all you've got is a whistle.

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (FcR7P)

75 This idea will only work if they are adjacent to Free Rape Zones so that all they pervs will self sort.

It will be a lot more efficient that way.

Magical Thinking .........it's just Magical!

Posted by: ontherocks at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (aZ6ew)

76

Ace Noir.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (ZI4xD)

77 26 Me to call box: Hello?! I'm about to be raped! Can you help me?!

Call Box: Use your whistle, now!

Me: Thank gawd! I'm safe! Thank you! Thank you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:12 PM (UOM4



Citizens Arrest! Citizens Arrest!

Posted by: Gomer Fuckin Pyle at February 18, 2013 09:23 PM (CCJJ/)

78 Lie back, vomit, pee, then think of England.

Posted by: Salazar at February 18, 2013 09:23 PM (MMC8r)

79
GODDAMMIT STOP BLOWING THAT WHISTLE! IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING AND I'M TRYIN' TO GET SOME SHUTEYE!

Posted by: The guy living across the street from the Rape Free Zone at February 18, 2013 09:23 PM (MBqvE)

80
Rape Free Zones are about as effective as Gun Free Zones.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 09:24 PM (p/cQy)

81 I hope they remembered to make the safe zones gun free, also.

Posted by: blaster at February 18, 2013 09:24 PM (/1U3u)

82 I am going to declare a ten foot radius around my person an imbecile free zone. Man, I hope it works.

Posted by: no good deed at February 18, 2013 09:24 PM (mjR67)

83 Why doesn't every stalker, creeping around in the middle of the night, have an indicator that they are gong to rape-rape you?

Posted by: David Frum at February 18, 2013 09:24 PM (Ks9M3)

84 But was it a rape-rape free zone?

Posted by: Makin' Whoopi! (Goldberg) at February 18, 2013 09:24 PM (Q2wni)

85 53 Someone asked me if I felt safer with my rape whistle and I said sure. After all, the cord would make a handy garrote.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:19 PM (Gk3SS)




I was waiting for you to comment.

I'll be honest, much less ranty than I was expecting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)

86 He's right. There is a foolproof call box, and it's made right there in Colorado.
By Magpul.

Posted by: comatus at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (qaVK+)

87 Of course if the whistle doesn't work he'll be glad to have the state pay for the abortion if needed-- so ladies, you got that going for you.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (KAWvv)

88 Switch to your gun.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:17 PM (bxiXv)

And common sense!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (vgd4f)

89 Just ban rape and assault on women.

Great idea. We should pass a law against rape and assault. Problem solved!

And if the first law doesn't work, we should pass another. Kinda like two coats of paint.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (IDSI7)







Yeah. We need to make rape and murder illegaler.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (MBqvE)

90 So, can I get a ticket for parking my van in a rape free zone?

Posted by: It sucks having to park down by the river at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (i7B17)

91 Heaven help you if you need eight.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (MMC8r)


John Garand solved that problem years ago.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (CCJJ/)

92 Are the rape zones OWS tents?

Posted by: Laquisha (vote 15 x for Barrack Obama) Johnson at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (+kvQd)

93 My first trip to Israel was a summer sojourn in the Galilee. I had my bicycle, but I still took the bus sometimes. Bus stops were great! Female reservists en route in their OD T-shirts and PDWs slung with cotton web slings between the ripe figs. I don't think I've felt more safe since.
Coming home to MN, I thought of one girl from the neighborhood who might've still been alive if we'd had a "bait brigade" commonplace in the land of wall-eyed pike and numb-nut Swedes.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 18, 2013 09:26 PM (1V6Pv)

94 Why, oh why, doesn't Ace declare AoSHQ a troll-free blog? Life would be so much easier for the sane Morons here.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 09:26 PM (pcgW1)

95 If you're a woman who's about to be raped, you should just lie back and enjoy it until the designated liaison arrives in your safe zone to remind the perpetrator of the law.

Posted by: sluggo at February 18, 2013 09:26 PM (vVv3V)

96 This is another case the Left exposing its obscene projection:

Shorter Salazar, "You ladies couldn't possibly handle the responsibility of bearing arms. What with your monthly problems, ugg, and your well-known indecisiveness. Better let Daddy Government scoop you off the pavement and dump you at a Federally approved victim center!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 09:26 PM (Ipj15)

97 Bowties are a dead give away.

Posted by: nip at February 18, 2013 09:26 PM (11Tdq)

98 Along with this idiot, Dana Loesch RT'd a UCCS webpage that said all you had to do was piss on your attacker or tell them you're menstruating. That'll scare off the bad guys way more than a .45.

Posted by: 2549 at February 18, 2013 09:26 PM (iEezd)

99 We just need to pass a law against breaking the law against breaking the law against breaking the law against breaking the law against breaking the law against breaking the law against breaking the law against breaking the law against breaking the law against rape and murder.

That will fix it!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (bxiXv)

100
Future Headline: Democrats file bill to ban the penis.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (p/cQy)

101 If evolution were allowed to work the way God intended, half the American population would drop dead in the next thirty minutes because they would FORGoT to breath.

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (AVfT8)

102 I knew it. I knew there had to be at least one person on God's green earth that was dumber than me.
Found him.

Posted by: teej at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (XXIrM)

103 Heaven help you if you need eight.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:22 PM (MMC8r)

John Garand solved that problem years ago.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (CCJJ/)









Except if you needed nine.

PING!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (MBqvE)

104 We have a crazy, old, gray haired lib fembot writer in town, who was recently telling us in an article in the local fish wrap, about her "gender studies" class she's taking for funzies, and now she's in Israel visiting family (she's a Jooo), and how rude Israelis are, and how taken with the Arabs and Palestinians she is.

She'd be all for a "Bomb Free Zone" in Tel Aviv. She's just that stupid.

Perhaps, as she sees a suicide bomber about to explode his/her vest, she could blow a whistle or dash off to a call box.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (UOM48)

105 what did the rapist say to the woman with two black eyes and a whistle?

Posted by: nothing, he already said it twice at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (FpBe1)

106 It makes elitists with armed security details feel much better, and isnt that what really matters?

Posted by: Truman North at February 18, 2013 09:28 PM (I2LwF)

107 I was waiting for you to comment.



I'll be honest, much less ranty than I was expecting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)



It's too pathetic to deserve a rant.

Besides, it's been apparent for years that the Democrats think that I'm simply a vagina that shouldn't bother trying to defend said vagina from unwanted inputs.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:28 PM (Gk3SS)

108 If you really want to get attention, you should use your Rape Kazoo.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2013 09:28 PM (RjTWw)

109 The gun is good. The penis, bad.

Posted by: Giant floating stone head at February 18, 2013 09:28 PM (QupBk)

110 Yeah. We need to make rape and murder illegaler.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2013 09:25 PM (MBqvE)


That works, doesn't it?

Posted by: Braindead Urban Doucherocket at February 18, 2013 09:28 PM (CCJJ/)

111
I don't think Rep Salazar liked it too much when he pulled out the chloroform and the girl pulled out a 9MM.

He was against that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 09:28 PM (p/cQy)

112 >>>>Future Headline: Democrats file bill to ban the penis.<<<<<

President Zardoz.....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 18, 2013 09:29 PM (KAWvv)

113 if you feel like youíre in trouble when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop Ö pop around at somebody.Ē

I'm sure Salazar could point us to all these 'false-rape' shootings...

"Well, whaddaya know, he DID just have a banana in his pocket...."

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:29 PM (MMC8r)

114 Future Headline: Democrats file bill to ban the penis.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (p/cQy)


Don't even joke.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:29 PM (bxiXv)

115 Seriously , I'd like to know just how many women , who think they are about to be raped , start pop ,pop , popping with their cute little purse gun and manage to shoot an innocent .
Talk about a statistically insignificant number . Jeez .
Anybody even have something anecdotal about that bullshit . Even something their sisters cousins hairdresser told them .
This Colorado dude is a paragon among retards .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (USjX1)

116 How about I defend myself with a gun and tell the rapist to piss himself, vomit and whistle in that order!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (vgd4f)

117 In space-no one can hear you whistle

Posted by: Aliens who rape at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (eKSgT)

118 I think most women agree with the Dem, or they'd be marching in the streets demanding shall issue laws in all cities.

Posted by: Invictus at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (OQpzc)

119 Perhaps Colorado will declare a Salazar-free Zone.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (MMC8r)

120 If you're a woman who's about to be raped, you should just lie back and enjoy it until the designated liaison arrives in your safe zone to remind the perpetrator of the law provide emergency sensitivity training.
Posted by: sluggo at February 18, 2013 09:26 PM (vVv3V)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (IDSI7)

121 Except if you needed nine.

PING!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2013 09:27 PM (MBqvE)


Heh! ...and then God invented bandoliers of en bloc clips.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (CCJJ/)

122 I just love the "pop around at somebody."

Cute. And retarded.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (UOM48)

123 why didn't OWS think of this? friggin' brilliant it be

Posted by: eggs benedict at February 18, 2013 09:31 PM (FpBe1)

124 In an OWS camp, no one can hear you scream/whistle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:31 PM (UOM48)

125 If you really want to get attention, you should use your Rape Kazoo.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2013 09:28 PM (RjTWw)



Rape Vuvuzela.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:32 PM (Gk3SS)

126 I'm begging, pleading, hoping and praying for the latter. Because if we're getting dumber, that means that it can get worse. The stupidity can continue to spiral downward.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)Yes, no, maybe, possibly and a few other things.I'd make 2 points.1) We're all Emotivists now. (See Alasdair MacIntryre's After Virtue Logic is useless in an Emotivist world, only stories and rhetoric matter. He's trying (stupidly admittedly but trying) to tie together accidental murder to gun control, play off emotions.2nd point follows from the first: We live in a soundbyte (soundbite? I've seen it both ways) culture. Said culture inspires this kind of bullshit. Dude was hoping they'd pick up either part 1 of his speech or part 2, but not put them together (and why wouldn't they, the media always does this.) Because individually you might be able to spin the soundbyte into something useful, together reveals its stupidity. But speeches are written specifically for the soundbytes.But yeah, read After Virtue.

Posted by: tsrblke at February 18, 2013 09:32 PM (GaqMa)

127
If you're a woman who's about to be raped, you should just lie back and enjoy it until the designated liaison arrives in your safe zone to remind the perpetrator of the law[/w] put out, and then it won't be rape.

Now was that so difficult?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 09:32 PM (IDSI7)

128 Besides, it's been apparent for years that the Democrats think that I'm simply a vagina that shouldn't bother trying to defend said vagina from unwanted inputs.

Like, say, any male member of the Kennedy family.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2013 09:32 PM (NPnBb)

129
Rape Vuvuzela.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:32 PM (Gk3SS


That actually might run a few fuckers off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:33 PM (UOM48)

130 Ok, I have $5 on Salazar being arrested on a domestic within the year.

Any takers?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 09:33 PM (Ipj15)

131 "Mommy, what does 'rape free zone' mean? I just saw it on that sign."

And what if the rapist's stocking mask blurs out the words on the sign?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 18, 2013 09:33 PM (ndp2I)

132 Rape Didgeridoo

Posted by: eggs benedict at February 18, 2013 09:33 PM (FpBe1)

133
Shit.

If you're a woman who's about to be raped, you should just lie back and enjoy it until the designated liaison arrives in your safe zone to remind the perpetrator of the law. put out, and then it won't be rape.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 09:33 PM (IDSI7)

134 "You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow."

Posted by: CMU VET at February 18, 2013 09:33 PM (dPSpR)

135 The twitter hash liberaltip2avoidrape has got them pissed off something fierce.

Means we are right on target.

I especially liked "it's not rape, it's undocumented sex."

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 18, 2013 09:34 PM (VjL9S)

136 He mentioned they have call boxes on campus. Is that another term for hookers?


Posted by: Dang at February 18, 2013 09:34 PM (R18D0)

137 Hold on, let me think. If a man approaches me and touches me inappropriately and/or tries to rape me, do I want a gun or a whistle to protect myself?

Hm...that's a tough one.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 18, 2013 09:34 PM (GrtrJ)

138 In Russia whistle rapes you.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2013 09:34 PM (RjTWw)

139 How about I defend myself with a gun and tell the rapist to piss himself, vomit and whistle in that order!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 18, 2013 09:30 PM (vgd4f)


Thread winner.

Posted by: blaster at February 18, 2013 09:35 PM (/1U3u)

140 think about where this strain of logic leads -- the only reason there is rape is because there are areas where there is not enough surveillance and control.

We don't have a self defense problem, we have a problem of an insufficiently omnipresent governement.

I'll bet fatty Kim has solved the rape problem...

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at February 18, 2013 09:35 PM (zZJJp)

141 @132

If the sound doesn't terrify him you can always slug him with it!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 18, 2013 09:35 PM (zOP5o)

142 130 Ok, I have $5 on Salazar being arrested on a domestic within the year.

Any takers?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 09:33 PM (Ipj15)

Prefer to see his head explode in a pink mist, but that's just me.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:35 PM (CCJJ/)

143 Dear Womyn: Joe Salazar is afraid you might hurt a rapist.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (MMC8r)

144 SHIT

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (CCJJ/)

145 Test

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM48)

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (CCJJ/)

147
The women folk should start up a Rape Big Band.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (p/cQy)

148 Lol. Barrel time, 98ZJUSMC

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM48)

149 And what if the woman wants to be raped?

Bystander: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, this is a rape-free zone. You'll have to go outsize the zone if you want to be raped."

Woman: "Fuck you."

Posted by: Rape Me! Rape Me! at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (KqwSL)

150 Fix0red

Posted by: blaster at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (/1U3u)

151 Once more, into the barrel.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (CCJJ/)

152 Is that why whistles are banned in the Kennedy compound?

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (zZJJp)

153
There's no whistling in the barrel.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (RjTWw)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (IDSI7)

155 Oh, the whistle?
Yeah, that meant she was asking for it.
I loooove whistling.
And clicking, too. The clicks really turn me on.

Posted by: horney dolphin what likes to rape at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (Ks9M3)

156 Another thought leader in action

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (BuSM8)

157 Wait if you do Fix0red with a ZERO there it turns it into an o.

That is an interesting little pixyism.

Posted by: blaster at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (/1U3u)

158 The twitter hash liberaltip2avoidrape has got them pissed off something fierce.
Posted by: RoyalOil


This is why everyone on the right should drop their faggy curmudgeon act and get on twitter. Alynsky was right!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (Ipj15)

159 SO ITS BETTER TO HAVE PILES OF DEAD BROWN MEN BECAUSE HYSTIRICAL RASCIST WHITE WOMEN HAVE TO PLAY WITH GUNS?

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (3w4WK)

160 152
Is that why whistles are banned in the Kennedy compound?




Or snorkels or diving gear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (UOM48)

161 @140

But remember they want to be omnipresent but they are not legally obligated to protect you!

The police are not legally required to protect you, never forget that!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (zOP5o)

162 What if it's a really large, heavy like ten pound whistle?

Posted by: CMU VET at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (dPSpR)

163 Rape Vuvuzela.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:32 PM (Gk3SS)



You just combined two of the most horrible things in existence.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (GEICT)

164 148 Lol. Barrel time, 98ZJUSMC
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM4



Go easy, Jane.

Ich bein ein eidel jungel.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (CCJJ/)

165 Tex Antoine just blushed.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (zZJJp)

166 Not closing an italics tag should be banned.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (pcgW1)

167 Hey, if you just pass a law making it illegal to do something in a given area, it doesn't happen anymore.

I mean we don't have murders, right?


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 18, 2013 09:39 PM (k7N5n)

168 Rape is one of the crimes that tends to spread most when countries introduce or tighten gun control.

It's almost like gun grabbers are *targeting* for an increase in rape.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:39 PM (bxiXv)

169 Alright, who made teh thread go all wide,,,and tiny,,,and slanted.
You get a 3 fer. Helen, Rosie and Ginsburg in the barrel with you.@

Posted by: teej at February 18, 2013 09:39 PM (hnFK/)

170 Can someone please ban the crazy, race-obsessed loon, KayinMaine?

Seriously mentally ill, that one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:39 PM (UOM48)

171 Safe zones? Oh, in that case we can cancel programs that hunt for asteroids, because we can just declare the Earth to be a boom-free zone....

Posted by: E. at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (VmwXM)

172 166 Not closing an italics tag should be banned.
Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (pcgW1)


It is. Bans just don't work very well.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (bxiXv)

173
I don't know if the kazoo would summon help but bad music does often serve as a repellent.

My kazoo vs. your wazoo.

Posted by: the artist formerly known as Chintz at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (Q2wni)

174

Why does KayinMaine assume all rapists are Brown Men?

Racist!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (p/cQy)

175 http://preview.tinyurl.com/a2oe76s
"Danger! Danger, Willa Robinson! Deploy the Saiga 12!"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/d7e5v6
(Try to get the perp to collapse on a storm sewer grate.for ease of clean-up.)

Posted by: Thorvald at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (1V6Pv)

176 Do those rape whistles work like those Pavlov bells?

Posted by: Say What? at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (3hSf2)

177 The Barrel is a Free-Rape Zone.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (MMC8r)

178 The red zone is for raping of passengers only. There is no parking in the white zone.

Posted by: Capt. Ober at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (6IMhu)

179 You just combined two of the most horrible things in existence.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:38 PM (GEICT)



One does one's humble best.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (Gk3SS)

180 Why does KayinMaine assume all rapists are Brown Men?



First-hand knowledge? She is bat-shit certifiable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (UOM48)

181 KayinMaine

Seriously? Here, too?

*aarrrrrrgh*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (CCJJ/)

182 ITS BETTER TO HAVE PILES OF DEAD BROWN MEN BECAUSE HYSTIRICAL RASCIST WHITE WOMEN HAVE TO PLAY WITH GUNS?

Ummmm, yes, actually.

I guess only brown men are rapists, huh?

(You gotta step up your game, sock! The real Kay would have used at least a dozen inappropriate exclamation points. Jus' sayin')

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (NPnBb)

183 I wonder how many times it has to be said that KayInMaine is a sock?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (GEICT)

184 Or are those whistles like dog whistles only rapists can hear them?
I wonder...

Posted by: Say What? at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (3hSf2)

185 Blow a whistle! Call 911! Hide behind a tree or under a table! Beg and plead with the bad man not to hurt you! (Because guys like Ted Bundy are always moved to pity by their victim's tears.) Do anything except effectively defend yourself!

And lib women, the same ones who are constantly emailing other women those self-congratulatory jokes about the stupidity of men and that Hallmark card "inspirational" crapola about "strong women" (Crap, do men have to reassure themselves 50 times a day that they're strong?) are the same ones who want gun control. Because guns are icky poohy. Strong women, my ass.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (7FqJH)

186
A few notes.
Whistles at my campus have helped exactly one person. And he had a heart attack, so not exactly a shining beacon of self defense (although having said that for emergencies where you're not worried about someone attacking you, they work OK. But only if attention draws help, not violence.)
Two, as a guy, it seems to me that this is in fact indicative of a point I've been making for a while. We're surprisingly blasť about rape as a country. We don't really encourage it's reporting, we belittle victims, we don't investigate/prosecute the crimes very well (see: Detroit.)
This guy is the perfect example of that. He makes it seem like women are just jumpy. Like some call boxes will solve all our problems.
Frankly I don't think this is a problem in conservative circles (despite the circular firing squad about Akin) I suspect, given our tendency to be fans of law and order (and punishment) that we're not big fans of going easy on rapists...which leaves only one set of culprits....

Posted by: tsrblke at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (GaqMa)

187 178 The Barrel is a Free-Rape Zone.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (MMC8r)


*whew...*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (CCJJ/)

188 Seriously mentally ill, that one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:39 PM (UOM4


Yes, Average Joe is mentally ill. And a proxy user to hide his IP, like many other Online Cyber-Stalkers trying to avoid prosecution for unceasing harassment and their online obsessions.

But then, maybe all that effort will slow down the death of pets in his community. Maybe.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (bxiXv)

189 159 SO ITS BETTER TO HAVE PILES OF DEAD BROWN MEN BECAUSE HYSTIRICAL RASCIST WHITE WOMEN HAVE TO PLAY WITH GUNS?
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 09:37 PM (3w4WK)

Bitch, and not the good kind!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (vgd4f)

190 185
I wonder how many times it has to be said that KayInMaine is a sock?

---------

She's not. Click on her nic, if you dare. It's a dark, dark, evil place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM48)

191 Kay in Maine is like a comfortable, old batshit crazy shoe.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (k7N5n)

192 I know data doesn't mean anything to these maroons, but how many "I accidentally shot him because I thought he was going to rape me" cases involving CCWs did we have last year? The last 5 years?

I'm betting ~0.

Posted by: Andy at February 18, 2013 09:43 PM (OZPoa)

193 The Barrel is a Free-Rape Zone.

---------------

Now you tell me.

Posted by: sluggo at February 18, 2013 09:43 PM (vVv3V)

194 A stupid-free zone would be most welcome.

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (7gJzD)

195 I wonder how many times it has to be said that KayInMaine is a sock?


She is not. The Mary Cloggenstein thing from Vermont is...and is a less crazy takeoff...not easily done.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (k7N5n)

196 189 178 The Barrel is a Free-Rape Zone.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:40 PM (MMC8r)

*whew...*Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (CCJJ/)


If you don't consider sodomy rape.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (pcgW1)

197 Yes, we are much declined as a race.

Posted by: toby928© pontificates in oracular tones of banalit


52% elected Obama once got screwed and then did it again.

Salazar, I'll take care of my own "box" if some idiot takes me on.

Posted by: Cheri at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (EAgmr)

198 She's not. Click on her nic, if you dare. It's a dark, dark, evil place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM4



I'm assuming it goes to her blog?


It's a sock. I believe it was EoJ who actually contacted her through the blog and confirmed that it's not her commenting here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (GEICT)

199 So Colorado, do you know want to put women in clearly defined and fenced rape free areas? You know the ones called cattle pens?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (X8n03)

200 We're surprisingly blasť about rape as a country. We don't really encourage it's reporting, we belittle victims, we don't investigate/prosecute the crimes very well (see: Detroit.)

Posted by: tsrblke at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (GaqMa)


You got a mouse in your pocket?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (bxiXv)

201 I've been trying to work in the phrase 158 grains of leave me the fuck alone all day without success so I'm just going to throw it out there naked and unrelated.

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (QupBk)

202 If you don't consider sodomy rape.

-------------

Okay, you have my attention.

Posted by: sluggo at February 18, 2013 09:45 PM (vVv3V)

203 most women don't have a clue how to change a tire or their car's oil.
so do we really want them owning guns? LOL

Posted by: S.E. Cupp at February 18, 2013 09:43 PM (vRuAK)



*chin on hands*


Please, continue to tell me how useless my boobs and vagina make me. Do go on.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:45 PM (Gk3SS)

204 Will Obamacare cover these whistles?



Posted by: General Woundwort at February 18, 2013 09:45 PM (zOP5o)

205
170 Can someone please ban the crazy, race-obsessed loon, KayinMaine?

Seriously mentally ill, that one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:39 PM (UOM4


The real Kay shows up so rarely she doesn't bother me. She's so nuts her socks stick out like a sore thumb. She makes me laugh.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 18, 2013 09:45 PM (tOkJB)

206 She's not. Click on her nic, if you dare. It's a dark, dark, evil place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM4


Anybody can put any link in their nick.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:45 PM (bxiXv)

207 If I'd had a whistle or nearby call box, I'm pretty sure the neighborhood would have come running to my rescue

Posted by: Kitty Genovese at February 18, 2013 09:45 PM (mCvL4)

208 Alright Andy, I think we can greenlight the banning of the Cupp troll now, don't you?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)

209 It's a sock. I believe it was EoJ who actually contacted her through the blog and confirmed that it's not her commenting here

You are correct, Sir.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 18, 2013 09:46 PM (NPnBb)

210 Krazy Kay is not a sock. She/it has been foaming at the mouth here for many moons.

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 09:46 PM (7gJzD)

211 185
I wonder how many times it has to be said that KayInMaine is a sock?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:41 PM (GEICT)


Google that hash and tell me who it is who is socking her. It may not be the 'original' KiM but it's a troll.

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 09:47 PM (X6akg)

212 One day, coming soon, we will put 2 in the chest and 1 in the forehead and receive a $1,000,000,000,000, 0000 bounty for their scalp. (The bounty is adjusted for hyperinflation.)

Posted by: parker at February 18, 2013 09:47 PM (LCb5K)

213 206 If you don't consider sodomy rape.

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Okay, you have my attention.
Posted by: sluggo at February 18, 2013 09:45 PM (vVv3V)


Barry, is that you?

-Reggie L.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 09:47 PM (pcgW1)

214 Wild guess from the bad grammar and run-in style, and intermittent spelling, that our new Cupp-obsessed troll is "happyfeet" from PW, banned at HotAir in a record week.

Has a record of obsessing with female conservatives (in a hostile way), generally seems to be a misogynist, also frequently an asshole.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:48 PM (bxiXv)

215 Okay. KayinMaine is a sock.

It's official. Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:48 PM (UOM48)

216
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:44 PM (bxiXv)

Meh, I was a tad over broad there.
I'm not sure where the blame gets pinned. "as a county" was the wrong target.
I suspect it's the elected police chiefs and other statisticians who would like to claim that they close cases and some crime is down (in cases where it's not.)
Or (as in this case) people who want to belittle the need for self defense.

Same thing happens around here with Meth labs. When they want to declare there are less of them, they simply stop looking for them.

Posted by: tsrblke at February 18, 2013 09:48 PM (GaqMa)

217 Women reported 84,767 "forcible rapes" in the United States in 2010

so just make sure your rapist is really serious first, we suggest let him follow you into your home, then into your bedroom then use a whistle!

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 09:48 PM (nqBYe)

218 She's not. Click on her nic, if you dare. It's a dark, dark, evil place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM4


Nope sockpuppet. The hash has also used and linked to other nutty liberals as well. Usual schtick is to copy some crazy liberal rant from somewhere like a youtube page and paste it here. I believe it has also pasted the actual crazy rants of KayinMaine as well. But sock.

Posted by: buzzion at February 18, 2013 09:48 PM (GULKT)

219 Oops, one too many zeroes. Flog me.

Posted by: parker at February 18, 2013 09:48 PM (LCb5K)

220 let's face it, women are not that good with mechanical devices.

Umm if it wasn't for my mechanical device I'd never get any

Posted by: David Frum at February 18, 2013 09:48 PM (BBWjt)

221 Hey Colorado, this is the kind of stupid shit you get when you insist on voting for Democrats. Hope you make the mental connection before some woman you care about gets raped. Dumb asses.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at February 18, 2013 09:49 PM (PtuJp)

222 Really?

A Kay sock?

Okay. She did leave out SPIT! That is a clue.

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 09:49 PM (7gJzD)

223 Krazy Kay is not a sock. She/it has been foaming at the mouth here for many moons.

Posted by: eman


Yes it is a sock. EOJ wrote to her and asked if she commented.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 09:49 PM (Ipj15)

224 Hello police? The creep raping me just shoved my rape whistle up my squeakhole. If I fart, will that alert your guys at the donut shop?

Posted by: Colorado Coed at February 18, 2013 09:49 PM (mCvL4)

225 ignore that creeping meck sensation on the back of your neck, He might not really mean to tie you up with that duct tape he's holding!

just use the whistle!

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 09:49 PM (nqBYe)

226 Also, does it matter if a troll is the "original" troll or a troll copying another troll?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:50 PM (bxiXv)

227 EOJ wrote to her and asked if she commented.

And you think she told the truth?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 09:50 PM (BBWjt)

228 She's not. Click on her nic, if you dare. It's a dark, dark, evil place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM4

Damn, you warned me.

Posted by: BignJames at February 18, 2013 09:50 PM (HtUkt)

229 Just got done with the Ben Carson movie. Not sure if America today deserves him.

Posted by: RWC at February 18, 2013 09:50 PM (sqp6o)

230 230
Hello police? The creep raping me just shoved my rape whistle up my
squeakhole. If I fart, will that alert your guys at the donut shop?

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jeezzzz....wine thru nose...ouch

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:50 PM (UOM48)

231 Fuckin' lazy-ass trollbuster.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:50 PM (bxiXv)

232 none of the socks are funny. and I didn't get that whole Peach riff. What was that about?

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 09:51 PM (0PiQ4)

233 Hunters Discover Human Skull Under Dolly Parton Bridge http://is.gd/gRjeHr

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2013 09:51 PM (QupBk)

234 oops

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2013 09:52 PM (QupBk)

235 Also, does it matter if a troll is the "original" troll or a troll copying another troll?
-----------------------
Wasn't this the same plot as Inception?

Posted by: sluggo at February 18, 2013 09:52 PM (vVv3V)

236 Will there be ruffie and duct tape dispensers outside the rape free zones where rape is permissible?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 18, 2013 09:52 PM (1rU+d)

237 We need universal background checks on dicks. Followed by registration. Followed by confiscation.

Rape problem solved.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 09:52 PM (pcgW1)

238 You'll take my assault penis from my cold, dead, calloused hand.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:53 PM (MMC8r)

239 I know,women are not good with mechanical devices like guns and shit .

Posted by: Kim Rhode at February 18, 2013 09:53 PM (USjX1)

240 228 Really?

A Kay sock?

Okay. She did leave out SPIT! That is a clue.
Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 09:49 PM (7gJzD)


Yeah, the *spit* is de rigueur.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:54 PM (CCJJ/)

241
219 Wild guess from the bad grammar and run-in style, and intermittent spelling, that our new Cupp-obsessed troll is "happyfeet" from PW, banned at HotAir in a record week. Has a record of obsessing with female conservatives (in a hostile way), generally seems to be a misogynist, also frequently an asshole.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 09:48 PM (bxiXv)


Probably needs to be reported to the police to keep an eye on him, and some defacto restraining orders as well. Oh who am I kidding those are probably already in place.

Posted by: buzzion at February 18, 2013 09:54 PM (GULKT)

242 I got a problem. When I rape someone, I leave more than just a bit of DNA behind...

Posted by: The Sea Slugs at February 18, 2013 09:54 PM (1rU+d)

243 @187 We think a lot alike. You must be right!

Posted by: Thorvald at February 18, 2013 09:54 PM (1V6Pv)

244 I just thought of what to call these new 'safe' areas.

Rape Free Reservations.

Putting the Native Americans on reservations really worked well....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 09:54 PM (X8n03)

245 How about if CO gives wimmins rape flutes? Sharpened like daggers. I'd be okay with that, along with concealed carry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:54 PM (UOM48)

246 Probably needs to be reported to the police to keep
an eye on him, and some defacto restraining orders as well. Oh who am I
kidding those are probably already in place.

Posted by: buzzion at February 18, 2013 09:54 PM (GULKT)

Let's just make this blog a troll free zone.....Viola! No more trolls.

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 09:55 PM (X6akg)

247 none of the socks are funny. and I didn't get that whole Peach riff. What was that about?

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 09:51 PM (0PiQ4)



Some idiot prosecutors in the UK keep demanding a statement from PC Peach. Peach is a police dog so the constables finally wrote up a statement from the dog, put a paw print on it and submitted it. It leaked and the CPS is not amused.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS)

248 We need universal background checks on dicks. Followed by registration. Followed by confiscation.

Rape problem solved. Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 09:52 PM (pcgW1)
I feel like we got the first two covered via Birth Certificates (registration) and background checks (when issued your dick, they check your background, it's always spotless.)The feminists are working on that last part.

Posted by: tsrblke at February 18, 2013 09:55 PM (GaqMa)

249 Those Japanese planes diving on the battleships at Pearl Harbor could have just been messing with us.

Not fair to shoot at them until the bomb drops.

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 09:55 PM (7gJzD)

250 Can't we just make all of America a Rape Free Zone? That would solve the problem, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)

251 Not fair to shoot at them until the bomb drops.

That's when the whistling starts.

Posted by: toby928© at February 18, 2013 09:56 PM (QupBk)

252 Can't we just make all of America a Rape Free Zone? That would solve the problem, right?

--------------------

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away.

Posted by: sluggo at February 18, 2013 09:56 PM (vVv3V)

253 75 % of women are gonna' be helpless with guns . So true , so true .

Posted by: Kim Rhode at February 18, 2013 09:57 PM (USjX1)

254 247 You'll take my assault penis from my cold, dead, calloused hand.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:53 PM (MMC8r)


Just as soon as I'm out of the bunk. See me next year.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 18, 2013 09:57 PM (CCJJ/)

255 >>>when I think about these women I know owning a gun I laugh inside.

I used to take dates to the range back when I was a bachelor. Most had never held or fired a handgun, but I guaran-damn-tee you that after 30 minutes of practice there was not a one of them I would stand 20 feet in front of with a loaded gun. Anyone of them could shoot you dead.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 18, 2013 09:57 PM (4Mv1T)

256 259,

You dont need an assault dick. Why do you need such a large sperm magazine?

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 09:57 PM (7gJzD)

257 rape free zones.

So i guess rape only happens if your in a rape zone? did he expound on that?

or what a rape zone might be?

i'm pretty sure rape happens in many areas , from a car to a bed , in a parking lot, by a river , on a farm in an apt, behind a dumpster. so maybe all those things should be avoided , but just in case carry your whistle!

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 09:57 PM (nqBYe)

258 My guess is that "Kay in Maine" is a progressive white chick, right? Just going by the nic. Well, Kay if you're so upset about the sins of other white women, you might consider traveling to a non-rape-free zone with nothing but a whistle. Offer yourself up to atone for the evil doing of all the racist white ladies.

No? You don't want to? Not quite that nuts, are you Kay?

Posted by: Donna V. at February 18, 2013 09:58 PM (7FqJH)

259 266

seriously? that's what you think?

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 18, 2013 09:58 PM (GVxQo)

260

KayinMaine is a sock.


So, even if Connecticut Yankee shuts down, depriving New England of ~30% of its electricity, Kay will still be here?

Posted by: Arbalest at February 18, 2013 09:58 PM (t6GxT)

261 Aaahh, I saw those links on Drudge and didn't follow through. Thanks AtC.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 09:58 PM (0PiQ4)

262 Here's a kitteh who needs a whistle

http://tinyurl.com/asme3jr

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 09:59 PM (BBWjt)

263 This John Lott guy was just on Hannity (just turned it on). He was on the radio with Hannity this afternoon (I was in the car, shut up), and he taught in Chicago along with Barky.

Barky was known for hating anyone who disagreed with his politics, and he was hard-core in his liberal beliefs. He meets John Lott and says, "You're the gun lover, aren't you?" Lott said, "Why don't we have lunch one day and talk about it?" He said Barky screwed up his face and walked away.

The real "jaw dropper" (snark) is that Barry told him, "No one should own a gun."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 09:59 PM (UOM48)

264 In KayinMaines universe only brown men are rapists and only white women are rape victims? Or was she using snark and parody? So often the left is a parody of itself--so it's often difficult to tell.

Posted by: huh? at February 18, 2013 09:59 PM (Q2wni)

265 I'm sure this will get the same play as akin. Again we ought to welcome this. The more the dems bring up gun control the better the GOPs chances of keeping the house.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 09:59 PM (0gbdq)

266 seriously? that's what you think?
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 18, 2013 09:58 PM (GVxQo)


It's a troll. It's doing what trolls do. Stirring up shit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:00 PM (bxiXv)

267 "you guys are so humorless. geez."

??? What is humorless about rape and murder; or am I humorless old coot?

Posted by: parker at February 18, 2013 10:00 PM (LCb5K)

268 When I see a guy naked with a hard on chasing a woman down the street, I figure he ain't out collecting for the red cross ...

Posted by: Inspector H. Callahan, SFPD (Retired) at February 18, 2013 10:00 PM (Sn89p)

269 OK, I'm done with the perseveration on SE Cupp.

Adios.

Posted by: Andy at February 18, 2013 10:00 PM (OZPoa)

270 To Ace's earlier question: Folks aren't really any dumber, we just didn't used to incentivize teh stupid like we do now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersands Anonymous at February 18, 2013 10:00 PM (mbxHg)

271 Hmm, I thought Obama was prosecuting whistleblowers.

Posted by: if you can't whistle you can hum at February 18, 2013 10:00 PM (Q2wni)

272 large sperm magazine?

That might actually describe some of the discarded copies of Mayfair occasionally found around the ol' boarding house. . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 18, 2013 10:00 PM (QTHTd)

273 thank you andy

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 18, 2013 10:01 PM (GVxQo)

274 Salazar left out chastity belts, the ultimate in portable rape-free zones.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 10:01 PM (MMC8r)

275 274
Here's a kitteh who needs a whistle

http://tinyurl.com/asme3jr


Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 09:59 PM (BBWjt


Jeeeeeeezzzzz...you're a sick puppeh, chemjeff. Poor kitteh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 10:01 PM (UOM48)

276
247 You'll take my assault penis from my cold, dead, calloused hand.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 09:53 PM (MMC8r)


You forgot "lotion-covered."

Posted by: buzzion at February 18, 2013 10:01 PM (GULKT)

277 Finally! Thanks Andy!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 10:01 PM (GEICT)

278 Can I point something out?

Mr. "You know how to avoid rape, don't you, just put your lips on this whistle and blow" is

wait for it

wait

for

it

a...

lawyer!

http://www.salazarforhd31.com/

Posted by: AmishDude at February 18, 2013 10:01 PM (T0NGe)

279 My little wife . Yeah , she really is little , 5' 3/4" , broke 14 birds in her very first regulation skeet round . She's an even better pistol shot . Shoots a Smith .357 wheelgun .
You do Not want her shooting at you .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 18, 2013 10:02 PM (USjX1)

280
"This Zone Rape-Free! Almost Never Happens..."

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2013 10:02 PM (FcR7P)

281 a whistle or a cell phone. of course you might not have time to dial and wait for an operator to direct your call, but in that case slam em upside the nose with the cell than just whistle!

i'm sure someone will come , at least a dog might.

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:02 PM (nqBYe)

282 Andy, can you deep-six KayinMaine? Please?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 10:02 PM (UOM48)

283 Andy saves the day! That one was grating me.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 10:02 PM (0PiQ4)

284 Are we under troll Ass Salt. I miss all the fun. Hi Rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 10:03 PM (l86i3)

285 Look I didn't read the article, never do - but if all it takes is a few Rape Free Zones and some Whistles to get rid of the 19th Amendment, I am all for it.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2013 10:03 PM (RjTWw)

286 When I see a guy naked with a hard on chasing a woman down the street, I figure he ain't out collecting for the red cross ...

Could be a Senate fundraiser.

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2013 10:03 PM (FcR7P)

287 Andy, it's still here or else got off one last post before you killed it

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 10:04 PM (0PiQ4)

288
288 When I see a guy naked with a hard on chasing a woman down the street, I figure he ain't out collecting for the red cross ... Could be a Senate fundraiser.
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2013 10:03 PM (FcR7P)


Could be a Senator.

Posted by: buzzion at February 18, 2013 10:04 PM (GULKT)

289 288 When I see a guy naked with a hard on chasing a woman down the street, I figure he ain't out collecting for the red cross ...

--------------------

Could be a Senate fundraiser.

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2013 10:03 PM (FcR7P)



Weekend at the Kennedy compound?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT)

290 283 We, the conservatives, are all going to heaven anyway, so why do we care if we die or not? Why do we need to defend ourselves?
Posted by: Toby TL at February 18, 2013 10:02 PM (dbt/7)


But aren't liberals the ones that always say that humans should be wiped out to save Gaia? You first, mister "conservative".

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 10:05 PM (pcgW1)

291 Could be a Senate fundraiser.
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2013 10:03 PM (FcR7P)


LOL, but usually they're chasing a young boy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 10:05 PM (l86i3)

292 Each of these zones should also have a digital sign that reads -

"It has been xxxx minutes since the last rape in this zone."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 10:05 PM (X8n03)

293 Let's do a test. Throw Salazar into the general population of one of CO lovely prisons. Let him show us how the "rape-free" Zones work in there. I mean there are armed guards all around! No rape in there I'm sure

Posted by: Cheri at February 18, 2013 10:05 PM (EAgmr)

294 The Axelchecks must have just cleared.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:05 PM (bxiXv)

295 Don't forget the Anti-Rape Condom:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2bqslp3

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 10:05 PM (MMC8r)

296 Obama would support this guy. After all the 2nd A is only about hunting.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 10:05 PM (0gbdq)

297 ban thoughts of rapes .

it will all be taken care of, no-one would dare not follow the ban

except for those that would rape.

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:06 PM (nqBYe)

298 Ladies, we suggest Stop, Drop ,and Roll the next time you feel raped.

Posted by: Campus Security at February 18, 2013 10:06 PM (G5QTV)

299 Duck and cover?

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 10:07 PM (MMC8r)

300 We haz Call Boxes? Whazizat? Can you take a photo of the rapists and tweet it with a Call Box before you pops 'im one with it? Getting right with the 20th century, isn't he.

He went on to say: "Ladies, you also have your big purses, so you can knock pervs off their trikes, and ugly hair nets and saggy stockings you could wear, instead of those tight, short, booty hugging, shear . . . pant pant pant . . . and (choke) high heeled boots . . . Oh God."

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 18, 2013 10:07 PM (hHgxI)

301
I swear it sounds like he thinks this should be a game of tag with "consequences".

Posted by: Steve #2 at February 18, 2013 10:08 PM (HKgwa)

302 cause you know what would be unfair? having a poor demented rapist get killed while raping..
whistles are so much more forgiving..

just like OWS but national.

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:08 PM (nqBYe)

303 Ok, OT, but this is nuts.



Story was just on local news. In court being charged with mutliple crimes. He put bleach in his baby's bottle. A friend told him that a capful of bleach in the kid's milk would work great as a home remedy.

Worst part of all this? The fucking genius dad is a PRE MED STUDENT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 10:09 PM (GEICT)

304 "A Gun in Every Purse" could pretty much completely end rape. But where would Leftism, and therefore Leftists be without rape? It would certainly be much more difficult to justify the Police State and abortion under those circumstances. So the rape must go on. For Leftism.



Later, all.

God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 18, 2013 10:09 PM (O8sZf)

305 Maybe this douche will reconsider, and allow women to carry tactical scissors. They'll have to go through a background check and attend training classes, of course.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:09 PM (7xPCu)

306 Not only are the C - U - P - P posts deleted, it looks like his very name has been expunged.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 18, 2013 10:10 PM (4Mv1T)

307
Please, continue to tell me how useless myboobs and vaginamake me.
posted by AlextheChick

Oh no. Oh my goodness no....... it's useful...... useful...... your boobs and vagina are very very useful.......don't ever doubt your usefulnesssssssss

Posted by: Horny Morons Everywhere at February 18, 2013 10:10 PM (OlV9H)

308 Story was just on local news. In court being charged
with mutliple crimes. He put bleach in his baby's bottle. A friend told
him that a capful of bleach in the kid's milk would work great as a
home remedy.



Worst part of all this? The fucking genius dad is a PRE MED STUDENT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 10:09 PM (GEICT)



You need a license to adopt a dog. Just. Sayin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 10:10 PM (Gk3SS)

309 Now can we let it burn?

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 10:10 PM (7gJzD)

310
Menendez is just glad they don't have Statutory Rape Free Zones in the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: no name at February 18, 2013 10:10 PM (Q2wni)

311 305 Ladies, if you are raped and impregnated, it was Gods will, or so many leaders on the right would have you believe.
Posted by: Toby TL at February 18, 2013 10:09 PM (dbt/7)

Unless it was Allah's will, in which case the left will look the other way.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:11 PM (7xPCu)

312
Worst part of all this? The fucking genius dad is a PRE MED STUDENT.

ObamaCare will cover bleach.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 10:11 PM (MMC8r)

313 As a daddy with daughters my #1 job is to prepare them to leaves my home and safelt operate in a sick fucked up world alone. They will have the best mental and physical tools I can give them. The law is not now or ever will it be an issue in my instruction.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 10:11 PM (l86i3)

314 Oh, Jaysus, now Clarence is back.

Except, of course, they're all Average Joe.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:11 PM (bxiXv)

315 The fucking genius dad is a PRE MED STUDENT. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

Good God.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 18, 2013 10:12 PM (7FqJH)

316 I'm gonna take a wild guess that Colorado Democrat Rep. Joe Salazar really is quite an expert on rape zones. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 18, 2013 10:12 PM (k4bdL)

317 I have two protips for all the male future politicians. One, It's probably best to just avoid the topic of rape in all situations. Two, if you violate the first tip hope that you are a democrat.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 10:12 PM (0gbdq)

318 Ladies, if you are raped and impregnated, it was Gods will, or so many leaders on the right would have you believe.


Posted by: Toby TL at February 18, 2013 10:09 PM (dbt/7)

the right?

hey is this guy Salazar a rightwinger?
Nah, he is just saying women should just lay back and think of england, while whistling dixie Why that's much more sensitive to women !

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:13 PM (nqBYe)

319 You know how we can tell molesters and rapists apart from the crowd where I come from? Gold bow ties.

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 18, 2013 10:13 PM (hHgxI)

320
ugggggh just woke up
need coffee

anywho, did anyone mention that you don't bring a whistle to a gunfight yet?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2013 10:13 PM (ds9z3)

321 The Toby Troll needs some attention.

Posted by: no name at February 18, 2013 10:14 PM (Q2wni)

322 That Toby TL troll seems like a super genius. I wouldn't mess with him.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 10:14 PM (pcgW1)

323 Worst part of all this? The fucking genius dad is a PRE MED STUDENT.

yeah, problem is, pretty much anyone can call themselves a "pre-med student" right up until they reach organic chemistry - at which point a large proportion of them decide to call themselves "dumbasses" instead

of course this guy revealed it to the entire world, sadly

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:14 PM (BBWjt)

324
Story was just on local news. In court being charged with mutliple crimes. He put bleach in his baby's bottle. A friend toldhim that a capful of bleach in the kid's milk would work great as ahome remedy.

Remedy for what? Genetically transmitted stupidity?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 10:14 PM (IDSI7)

325 I say we give all the rapists whistles, then when they feel like they are about to rape something they can blow the whistle and someone will come and stop them. However that only works in rape free zones, most other places the rapist will end up helpers.

Posted by: Frank_Fn_Burns at February 18, 2013 10:14 PM (uwsO3)

326 http://womenwarriors.nationbuilder.com/

Posted by: Thorvald at February 18, 2013 10:15 PM (1V6Pv)

327 Salazar, In a college with a huge following of students listening to his carefully conducted written and well thought out ideas (of whistling while your raped)

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:15 PM (nqBYe)

328
yeah, problem is, pretty much anyone can call themselves a "pre-med student" right up until they reach organic chemistry


Yep. Without an o-chem requirement for med school the mortality rate would be stratospheric.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 10:15 PM (IDSI7)

329 Toby is raykon.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 18, 2013 10:15 PM (QTHTd)

330 Andy,

Your works not done. What about TobyTL?

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 10:15 PM (0PiQ4)

331 yeah, and anyone who has spent any time at all at pretty much any university knows that "campus police" are more or less police officer rejects who are more interested in busting underage parties than in investigating or stopping any real crime. they give a bad name to keystone kops

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:16 PM (BBWjt)

332 Hive People vs. Free People.

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 10:16 PM (7gJzD)

333 ight up until they reach organic chemistry - at
which point a large proportion of them decide to call themselves
"dumbasses" instead

of course this guy revealed it to the entire world, sadly


Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:14 PM (BBWjt)

oooh i didn't do so well on this first exam.. I actually needed to study more than 15 minutes before the class
i better opt out and find a new course to fill that slot.

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:16 PM (nqBYe)

334 Keep campuses gun free. We deserve a safe working environment!

Posted by: Rapists Union Local 738 at February 18, 2013 10:16 PM (NEIxp)

335 Has it been asked already if this Salazar is related to the Salazar in DC? The one who has prevented this country from 'raping' the environment?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 10:17 PM (X8n03)

336 so if I were a petite woman on a campus full of horny single drunk guys, I sure as hell wouldn't rely on some whistle and the university Keystone Kops to bail me out

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:17 PM (BBWjt)

337 no comparisan to a dope spouting his inane thoughts,

to a 'scripted' Salazar telling women a whistle will save them.

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:18 PM (nqBYe)

338 ette, you are taking organic chemistry? good for you!

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:18 PM (BBWjt)

339 You need a license to adopt a dog. Just. Sayin'. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away.

Yeah - but would you really want the government granting people permission to have kids? "Our records show Mr. and Mrs. Z voted for Romney in '12 and own guns. We really don' t want their kind reproducing."

Unfortunately, the alternative is that dolts can continue to pop out babies.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 18, 2013 10:18 PM (7FqJH)

340
i better opt out and find a new course to fill that slot.
Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:16 PM (nqBYe)

Sociology would be a good choice. If you have an opposable thumb, you're a shoo-in for an "A."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 10:18 PM (IDSI7)

341 331,

The carbon atom has saved so many lives.

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 10:18 PM (7gJzD)

342 ... unless, of course, he's chasing her in a rape free zone, then I figure he IS out collecting for the red cross.

Posted by: Inspector H. Callahan, SFPD (Retired) at February 18, 2013 10:19 PM (Sn89p)

343 Yeah - but would you really want the government granting people permission to have kids?

Well, maybe just show that you have the ability to feed and clothe them. Then you can breed like bunnies.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (l86i3)

344 I'm going to blow my rape whistle at the tax preparer's office when I get my taxes done.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (pcgW1)

345 Can we interest you in a brochure?

Posted by: Masters in Puppetry Department at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (BBWjt)

346
The carbon atom has saved so many lives.

Every time I signed a grade sheet I used to joke that I was launching untold numbers of business careers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (IDSI7)

347 Now this one is my FAV:

@SatirclAlx

RT @BlizzyBe: @Support @Twitter deeply offended by this hashtag: #LiberalTips2AvoidRape Rape is nothing to joke about. Please take it down

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (Ipj15)

348 What happens if a woman is blowing her whistle in a rape free zone?

Posted by: Inspector H. Callahan, SFPD (Retired) at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (Sn89p)

349 Hey, it's a legitimate question.

Posted by: Inspector H. Callahan, SFPD (Retired) at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (Sn89p)

350
Safe Zones and whistles? Let these morons do without armed Secret Service agents and let THEM rely on safe zones and whistles. Let these shit for brains morons live under their own ideas.

Posted by: LiberalsAreIdiots at February 18, 2013 10:21 PM (NP8ek)

351 eman and Jay, I'm thinking it is chirality. That was it for me anyway, that was the part of organic chemistry where I really had to start engaging my brain if I had any chance of passing. So I'd like to give a particular shout-out to the asymmetric carbon atom for saving so many lives in weeding out dumbshits who call themselves pre-med majors.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:21 PM (BBWjt)

352 Safe Zones? Like that gun free school zone in CT?


That worked out pretty well didn't it?


The stupid is strong.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 10:22 PM (wR+pz)

353 Remedy for what? Genetically transmitted stupidity?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 10:14 PM (IDSI7)



I don't know. The wife and I missed that part. It was sandwiched between stories with local gov bitching about not getting tax revenue from tourists who were reserving their hotel rooms online and from out of state and blaming the Sandy Hook killer at least partially on video games. They did at least reference that he was obsessed with Anders Brevvik. He targeted the school because it was "the easiest target."


There was much yelling at the tv happening.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 10:22 PM (GEICT)

354 @SatirclAlx

RT @BlizzyBe: @Support @Twitter deeply offended by this hashtag: #LiberalTips2AvoidRape Rape is nothing to joke about. Please take it down
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (Ipj15)


If I were a Twitperson, I would answer "take down your pro-rape policies first."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:22 PM (bxiXv)

355 When Jesse Jackson Jr. goes to prison, I'll send him a rape whistle.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:22 PM (7xPCu)

356 Well, maybe just show that you have the ability to feed and clothe them. Then you can breed like bunnies. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (l86i3)

Well, not being able to feed and clothe the baby wasn't the issue here. Being stupid enough to feed the baby bleach was.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 18, 2013 10:22 PM (7FqJH)

357 Let's give the cops anti-rapist whistles so when they finally show up, they can blow their whistles at the rapist. If he's still there.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (pcgW1)

358 351 What happens if a woman is blowing her whistle in a rape free zone?
Posted by: Inspector H. Callahan, SFPD (Retired) at February 18, 2013 10:20 PM (Sn89p)

Trick question. Rape free zone = no rape = no whistle-blowing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (NEIxp)

359 No need to worry ladies.

We are equipping our LEOs with a set of full pantone chalk sticks so when they draw a line around your raped dead body, it will be quite flattering.

By Maybelline!

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker-Waitress Model- Actress Who Might Have But Never Was Wears Prada at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (jopHG)

360 We've replaced these Colorado Legislators with Folger's Crystals.

Let's see what happens.

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (7gJzD)

361 ette, if you are having difficulty in organic chemistry, rest assured, there are quite a few chemistry/chemical engineering type morons/moronettes here who can help you out.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (BBWjt)

362 Well, not being able to feed and clothe the baby wasn't the issue here. Being stupid enough to feed the baby bleach was.
Posted by: Donna V. at February 18, 2013 10:22 PM (7FqJH)

That wasn't the point I was addressing. That dumbass should go to jail.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (l86i3)

363 Jay, heh, yeah they could have stayed in Psych.



(no offense)

Posted by: ette at February 18, 2013 10:24 PM (nqBYe)

364 363 We've replaced these Colorado Legislators with Folger's Crystals.

Let's see what happens.
Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (7gJzD)


Smarter lawmaking?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:24 PM (bxiXv)

365 351
What happens if a woman is blowing her whistle in a rape free zone?


My guess? No orgasm?


I denounce myself.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 10:24 PM (wR+pz)

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:25 PM (rQHoF)

367 Smarter lawmaking?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:24 PM (bxiXv)

Absence of lawmaking so stupid it borders on insane would be refreshing.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:25 PM (7xPCu)

368 What happens if a woman is blowing her whistle in a rape free zone?

Who cares? It's pretty damn good either way

Posted by: The Whistle at February 18, 2013 10:25 PM (BBWjt)

369 363 We've replaced these Colorado Legislators with Folger's Crystals.

Let's see what happens.Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (7gJzD)


Ok, that was funny. I LOL'ed. Seriously.

Posted by: Marmo at February 18, 2013 10:25 PM (pcgW1)

370 If I were a Twitperson, I would answer "take down your pro-rape policies first."
Posted by: Merovign


No excuse not to have an account. You can do eet!

And no fancying yourself a worldly curmudgeon does not excuse you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 10:25 PM (Ipj15)

371 UCCS can go fuck itself.


http://bit.ly/Yuv0W4


I will not lie there and think of England for anyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 10:26 PM (Gk3SS)

372 eman, better ideas would certainly percolate through.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 10:26 PM (X8n03)

373 eman, better ideas would certainly percolate through

Score!

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker-Waitress Model- Actress Who Might Have But Never Was Wears Prada at February 18, 2013 10:26 PM (jopHG)

374 So is this rape whistle like a "dog whistle"?



Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (wR+pz)

375 so is there going to be an ONT tonight? or is this it?

Posted by: The Whistle at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (BBWjt)

376 oops sock/off

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (BBWjt)

377 Trick question. Rape free zone = no rape = no whistle-blowing.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2013 10:23 PM (NEIxp)

I don't think you are using academic thought.
No Rape Zone=Negative against rape.
Rape Whistle= Negative against rape.

-1 x -1 = +1 So, if you blow your rape whistle in a no rape zone you are in fact requesting to be raped.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (l86i3)

378 My Global Initiative is working tirelessly to set up Free-Rape Zones on college campuses across the U.S. and around the world. I inspect them all for safety, personally.

And yes, I am smirking.

Unhuhuhuh...huhuhuhuhu...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (k4bdL)

379 research project, OT, of liberal's who kill in the name of their pet liberal cause. I'm sure, aside from diversity's Maj Hassan and DR! Amy Bishop, there are some enviro whackos out there I can quote to disprove friend casual point that only pro-lifers kill

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (rQHoF)

380 Bow Tie Joe wants you to watch this Rape Response Training Video, ladies:

http://binged.it/ZnRj4M

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (hHgxI)

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The liberals spewing this garbage remind me of somethingÖ. Yeah,

I've heard this song before; David Allen Coe's 3 Biggest Lies In The World.

Posted by: AES at February 18, 2013 10:28 PM (IxprO)

382 -1 x -1 = +1 So, if you blow your rape whistle in a no rape zone you are in fact requesting to be raped.

Downtwinkles.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:28 PM (BBWjt)

383 I'm sure, aside from diversity's Maj Hassan and DR! Amy Bishop, there are some enviro whackos out there I can quote to disprove friend casual point that only pro-lifers kill

*cough*

Posted by: ted kaczynski at February 18, 2013 10:28 PM (QupBk)

384 AES: to the barrel with thee

Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:28 PM (BBWjt)

385 @375

That is disgusting. I am raping you and you vomit on me?


Well, gosh that won't piss me off at all. Trust me.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 10:29 PM (wR+pz)

386 Uh-oh!

Posted by: BignJames at February 18, 2013 10:29 PM (HtUkt)

387 Posted by: AES at February 18, 2013 10:28 PM (IxprO)



Barrel. The fucking barrel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT)

388 I guess now is as good a time as any to be moving to Colorado.

Posted by: Rape Whistle at February 18, 2013 10:29 PM (vVv3V)

389 So will women assigned to combat missions be given a military-style rape whistle?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:29 PM (7xPCu)

390 A front is blowing through; moreover, this is my Friday, and my week in the Glorious People's Nine-county Soviet sucked.
Not complaining, just saying, is all.
Retiring with the completely satisfying series "The Corps" by W.E.B. Griffin, now deep into the 2nd book, "Call to Arms" (for the nth time).
http://preview.tinyurl.com/bgvweor
"To Arms" @ 45"

Posted by: Thorvald at February 18, 2013 10:29 PM (1V6Pv)

391 I don't think you are using academic thought.

Bit of an oxymoron these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2013 10:29 PM (NEIxp)

392 there are some enviro whackos out there I can quote to disprove friend casual point that only pro-lifers kill


Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (rQHoF)



The Discovery Channel attacker guy, though I don't remember if he killed anyone.


The Earth First freaks who spike trees and burn down construction sites.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 10:29 PM (Gk3SS)

393 338 Has it been asked already if this Salazar is related to the Salazar in DC? The one who has prevented this country from 'raping' the environment?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 10:17 PM (X8n03)

Yes, they are related. Cousins or sumthin'.

Posted by: Mindy at February 18, 2013 10:30 PM (gBOQE)

394 yeah, ted killed but he was, ah, unique, eh?

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:30 PM (rQHoF)

395 Am I the only one who read "whistle while you're raped" and instantly thought of "Whistle While You Work"?


Wait, I'm sorry, rape is NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT!!1! *scowl*

Posted by: ninjaphish at February 18, 2013 10:30 PM (zCK0F)

396 AES

How many times do we have to explain, the HQ doesn't do that shit. Go back to your mom's basement.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 10:30 PM (wR+pz)

397 ette, bring the O-chem.

chemjeff, yeah, stereochemistry is a great filter.

Posted by: eman at February 18, 2013 10:30 PM (7gJzD)

398 yeah, discovery guy was enviro whacko fer sure

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:30 PM (rQHoF)

399 Well, there was Al Gore's multi-state hatchet murder spree back in '81.

Posted by: ted kaczynski at February 18, 2013 10:31 PM (QupBk)

400 ONT is up.

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 10:31 PM (X6akg)

401 Maybe if Gaia had a rape whistle, then oil companies and mining operations couldn't rape her, correct?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:31 PM (7xPCu)

402 okay, now you all see why I was keeping the barrel free of minor offenders. - I was saving a spot for AES.

You're welcome!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 18, 2013 10:31 PM (QTHTd)

403 Time to watch the DVRd part one of the two part castle. G'night rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 10:31 PM (l86i3)

404 338 Has it been asked already if this Salazar is related to the Salazar in DC? The one who has prevented this country from 'raping' the environment?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 10:17 PM (X8n03)

I was off a bit. They are brothers.

They are an infestation.

Posted by: Mindy at February 18, 2013 10:31 PM (gBOQE)

405 Let me get this straight, the whistle gets blown and I don't?


This is not going to work out for me

Posted by: LeRoy the CO rapist. at February 18, 2013 10:31 PM (wR+pz)

406 No excuse not to have an account. You can do eet!

And no fancying yourself a worldly curmudgeon does not excuse you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 10:25 PM (Ipj15)


I waste too much time *here*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:32 PM (bxiXv)

407 The rape free zones aren't rape-rape free zones. Since it's not rape, the women have no right to use those nasty and evil guns like this evil (and white) woman:

http://tinyurl.com/9wkna4p

Posted by: Yet another Whoopie sock at February 18, 2013 10:32 PM (Vk2pI)

408 I bet Obama's mom jeans has a special pocket just for his rape whistle.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:32 PM (7xPCu)

409 I'm taking the wife for her fingerprints tomorrow for her CHL, then next week she takes the class/test.

She is excited. I have talked her out of carrying that .22 pistol she loves (she call it her "little baby gun"), into carrying a P-64 , 9 x 18 mm semi auto, since she has to take the test with a minimum of a .380. Its a tiny thing (Polish Army pistol) with a 6 round magazine. Maybe I can talk her into carrying 2 of those.

I have seen that woman shoot, its a 50 meter "No Rape Zone" all around her.

God Bless Texas.

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at February 18, 2013 10:33 PM (cCxiu)

410 383 research project, OT, of liberal's who kill in the name of their pet liberal cause. I'm sure, aside from diversity's Maj Hassan and DR! Amy Bishop, there are some enviro whackos out there I can quote to disprove friend casual point that only pro-lifers kill
Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (rQHoF)


You could start with Robespierre, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Fidel Castro and Che Guevara.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:33 PM (bxiXv)

411 280
What does she use to shoot skeet? I am small too and am not sure what gun would work for me to try and start skeet.

Posted by: Keena at February 18, 2013 10:33 PM (M5qgo)

412 383

Unabomber

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 10:33 PM (MMC8r)

413 Wow Mindy, the stupid is strong in that family shrub.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 10:34 PM (X8n03)

414 We must improve workplace safety for rapists.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 10:35 PM (MMC8r)

415 right, but those aren't murders...those are statistics

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:35 PM (rQHoF)

416 Rachel Carson was an environmentalist whose killed a lotta people with her lies.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 10:37 PM (MMC8r)

417 419 We must improve workplace safety for rapists.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 10:35 PM (MMC8r)

Maybe force college women to attend sensitivity training?

That was bad.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:37 PM (7xPCu)

418 420 right, but those aren't murders...those are statistics

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:35 PM (rQHoF)


If that's what they say, they are certifiably insane.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:38 PM (bxiXv)

419 Itís why we have call boxes, itís why we have safe zones, itís why we have the whistles. It's why we have chastity belts, it's why we have to keep skirts below the knee, it's why girls shouldn't walk alone in the dark, it's why we have naughty, naughty little girls . . .oops.

Posted by: Joe Salivatzar at February 18, 2013 10:38 PM (hHgxI)

420 research project, OT, of liberal's who kill in the name of their pet liberal cause.
Posted by: joeindc44


You mean besides Rachel Carson?

Just remember they'll point out there was never an official 'ban' on DDT but it use and sale was restricted by the the EU and US particularly in terms of aid packages.

I think that docu "Not Evil But Wrong" details the 'ban' on DDT.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 10:38 PM (Ipj15)

421 423 420 right, but those aren't murders...those are statistics

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:35 PM (rQHoF)

If that's what they say, they are certifiably insane.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2013 10:38 PM (bxiXv)

Worse still, they likely see that as a feature, not a bug. It's all for a better tomorrow, or something.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:39 PM (7xPCu)

422 to disprove friend casual point that only pro-lifers kill


Posted by: joeindc44 at February 18, 2013 10:27 PM (rQHoF)


This is one of my favorite tropes of the left, the murderous anti-abortion fanatics. There is one murderous anti-abortion fanatic to every ten million abortions.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 18, 2013 10:39 PM (vfB2N)

423 That is disgusting. I am raping you and you vomit on me? Well, gosh that won't piss me off at all. Trust me. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual

I remember reading some feminist in the '70's who suggested that women who are being attacked - should pick their noses. She apparently thought the sight of a woman digging around in her nose would so gross out a rapist that he'd lose his hard-on immediately. I think that might be true if you're sitting with your date at a 4 star restaurant and you have decided you want to cut the evening short. (I have never tested that theory.) Would it work with Richard Speck? Not so much. I don't think he got grossed out very easily.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 18, 2013 10:40 PM (7FqJH)

424 It's ironic that the hardcore feminists are so repellent that they're the least likely to be raped.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2013 10:43 PM (7xPCu)

425 lol@a Dem hijacking the "blame the victim" they always bitch at conservatives for

Posted by: JDP at February 18, 2013 10:47 PM (8HhF2)

426 179 -" is it legal for a woman to shoot a man if he is about to rape her?
i'm assuming it is but does seem like it's a grey area."

If you talk to someone about using a gun for self-defense about the first thing out of their mouth (in my experience) is "you never pull the trigger unless you're prepared to go to jail."

Hopefully, all the police you're explaining to and the DA agree that it was self-defense, but it makes sense to me that the choice at the moment is a choice between "rape/death" and "jail" and you chose "jail". It should be an easy choice. Otherwise are you actually defending your life?

Now, will you go to jail if you shoot some guy *before* he rapes or kills you? Afterward it's vigilantism (or you're dead and you can't pull the trigger anyway.)

So... some of you with more familiarity with laws and training for conceal carry... is that about right?

Posted by: Synova at February 18, 2013 10:51 PM (7/PU+)

427 dang, rye whiskey opens spell check by default. i'll un-chek it

Posted by: AES at February 18, 2013 10:59 PM (5VQkS)

428
eman and Jay, I'm thinking it is chirality.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 18, 2013 10:21 PM (BBWjt)


That was kind of my point to AllenG last night. Stereochemistry generally takes some serious spatial skills, math skills or lack thereof notwithstanding. No spatial skills --> organic chemistry will be an ordeal.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 11:08 PM (IDSI7)

429 125 -
Rape Vuvuzela.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 18, 2013 09:32 PM (Gk3SS)

Rape Bagpipes!

Posted by: screaming wind instrument at February 18, 2013 11:08 PM (/GLPF)

430 I never pay no attention to them signs. Hell, if they're here......they're askin' for it.

Posted by: Occupy Protestor at February 18, 2013 11:11 PM (wb4qc)

431 My girlfriend and I had a great dialog tonight about how to prevent rape. It began with a discussion of Rape Free Zones, but it quickly progressed to Penis Registration, a ban on Assault Penises, and ultimately Penis Confiscation. My final comment to her was "From my cold, dead hands!"

Posted by: Tasmaniac at February 18, 2013 11:24 PM (X2M6S)

432 Gawd, we have gone stone stupid in WA state:
http://tinyurl.com/cxyvqj2

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 19, 2013 12:14 AM (Lqy/e)

433 If you ban rape only criminals will rape women.

Posted by: troodon at February 19, 2013 01:13 AM (WXayg)

434 That fat fucking woman hating faggot needs to be raped with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire dipped in insane, regressive commie shit.

Posted by: Torqued at February 19, 2013 01:14 AM (AKS75)

435 Who elects these clowns anyway, Honey Boo Boo?

I will listen to no one who sounds like Mr. Green Jeans and looks like Capn Fatty.

Posted by: Joe Pyne at February 19, 2013 02:17 AM (bgXEi)

436 ďItís why we have call boxes, itís why we have safe zones, itís why we have the whistles."

I don't know about anyone else, but this sounds like industrial-strength stupid to me.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 19, 2013 02:39 AM (8J3jn)

437 I gotta think having a bloody tampon in yer hoo ha is a good rape prevention trick.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 19, 2013 04:01 AM (E55AK)

438 This guy is as stupid as Akin, yet he's a liberal and gets a pass.

Rape is violence . The average rape lasts an hour and a half and it's all about torture and anger. Women get maimed, women get dead, and some never emotionally recover. Faced with that, yeah it's worth risking jail.

Posted by: tired at February 19, 2013 08:22 AM (adOUE)

439 Rape free zones will prevent rape every bit as effectively as gun-free zones prevent shootings.

Oh, maybe that's the point. It's not a flaw its a feature...

Posted by: styrgwillidar at February 19, 2013 10:51 AM (xGZ+b)

440 There doesn't seem to be any more battles for pro-gun legal advocacy groups to fight. The current concealed carry battles seem like small potatoes. Classroom carry is the current cause-celebre here in Colorado and in a few other states, but it still seems marginal to me.

Posted by: Jordan at February 19, 2013 12:12 PM (Hz1zc)

441 #440 I think that it's true that there are a lot of battles that have been won... far more "shall issue" laws and less ability for most places to only pretend to honor the 2nd Amendment while holding it hostage to political favoritism and getting a permit only if your name is Diane Feinstein.

And maybe carry on campus is small potatoes, but I'm on campus every day and while I don't have any night classes now, that's likely to change because of the scheduling and availability of some of the higher level courses (such as grant writing which is usually scheduled when grad students can attend... at night.)

It's also a practical and safety problem to have these "gun free" zones about because if a person carries concealed normally, and they've got to spend part of their day in one of those zones, like a campus, it's necessary to stow the gun in the car or some other less than secure place. I expect that most of the time a person who carries concealed doesn't do that anyhow, which makes them a felon or something.

Small potatoes, perhaps, but still important I think.

Posted by: Synova at February 19, 2013 12:47 PM (DShmk)

442 I was there Friday when Salazar made his absurd comments. It should be
noted that previously that day he stated that he himself was getting a
concealed weapons permit for self protection. It is remarkable to me
that nobody is highlighting that fact as it takes his hypocrisy and
turns it up to "eleven."

Posted by: axemodeux at February 19, 2013 12:49 PM (OtDfb)

443 It's incredible how long an idiot can pass as an intelligent individual before being found out.

Posted by: jimmc1952 at February 19, 2013 02:21 PM (km+tv)

444 He forgot to add mention how if it's a "legitimate rape", it's nothing to worry about anyway.

Posted by: Born Free at February 19, 2013 02:31 PM (jnJcf)

445 Whenever I see a man who is obviously afraid
that women might effectively fight back against rapists and sexual
abusers Ö well, it makes me wonder.

Posted by: pax at February 19, 2013 10:45 PM (Jsz2Q)

446 Man: Lady, you're about to get raped.
Woman: Oh, no! I'm not in the rape-free zone!
Man: heh, heh, heh...
Woman: Oh, look! I made it! I can touch the call box with my finger! I'm in the rape-free zone, you can't rape me now!
Man: Oh, darn it all to heck.

Posted by: Daniel in Brookline at February 21, 2013 09:08 AM (PLvkb)






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