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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:01 PM (piMMO)
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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:02 PM (piMMO)
And a smaller take home pay. But don't fret, the economy is only getting better and better
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2013 03:03 PM (1Jaio)
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Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM (O/fK8)
Because it keeps me from goin' to the bathroom with ease
Posted by: Jesse Jackson's Children's Books. at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM (e0xKF)
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Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM (wtvvX)
That's nacho cheese! It's MY cheese.
Posted by: Chester Cheetah at February 18, 2013 03:06 PM (yn6XZ)
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Posted by: pep at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (6TB1Z)
9Anyone wh's ever been part of the FSA will attest that government cheese is the BEST.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:02 PM (piMMO)
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But NDH, the Free Shit Army probably likes being referred to as the Free Shit Army.
They think they're entitled to free shit.
So they hear that, and think, "Hell yeah! Where do I sign up?"
And calling them an 'army' probably makes them think it's something powerful...so again, "Hell yeah".
We need to come up with a name for them that they won't like.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Peggy Joseph at February 18, 2013 03:08 PM (V92KK)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:08 PM (wtvvX)
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Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:09 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: mallfly at February 18, 2013 03:09 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (DZbQ0)
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How about "crabs".
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:10 PM (EKhlY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (3w4WK)
Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (1eB4g)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (DZbQ0)
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Let's tweak it a bit. Freebuggers.
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (EKhlY)
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: irright at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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We get some of the spill over pricing here in AZ it seems.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (3w4WK)
Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (UzPAd)
So does this mean my trip to Amsterdam to get the money is off?
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (8ZskC)
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (MMC8r)
Doesn't that translate to six in july?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (JQuNB)
http://is.gd/ZWOPS0
I suggest the environmentalists start at the top of the list - Monaco - and work their way down. It's gonna take a LOOOOONG time to get to our sparsely-populated plot of land...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (ADnWI)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (UzPAd)
Slap it on a saltine and you are there.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (3w4WK)
She's just making an observation. She's not trying to determine cause.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (IrGRM)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (UOM48)
40...How about "crabs".
Actually, very appropriate, Soona.
Since they exhibit...'Crab Mentality'.
If you've ever observed what happens when you put crabs in a basket...they always reach up and grab the ones who are trying to climb out, and pull them back down.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (DZbQ0)
USA Today's taken that fact to spin how guns are bad, because somehow a fucked-up woman who had several previous unsuccessful suicide attempts wasn't going to try another way.
She also killed her dog before she went, too, in order to keep the dog from eating her corpse after the fact.
Crazy fucked-up bitch. Sounds like she was a perfect fit for Roger Clemens after all.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (e0xKF)
Just seeing that name brings back childhood memories of Christmas specials brought to you by Kraft....
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Jess1 at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (lbiWb)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (ADnWI)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (n8LUb)
Here's its impact factor info:
http://www.scimagojr.com/journalsearch.php?q=19561&tip=sid&clean=0
Posted by: Y-not says keep drinking in moderation at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (JQuNB)
Jane are you exterminating brown people again?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (aVYsC
SHhhhhhhh!!!! *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (UOM48)
70Freebaggers is great and shoves the teabagger shit back in their faces
Yeah, I think we have a winner with 'Freebaggers'.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (xAtAj)
Posted by: Malthus at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (3w4WK)
Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (n8LUb)
That's insane. That's like destroying a backhoe or automatic loom. Who will labor as thralls to make my cheap shit?
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Vic at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: zsasz
It's a sock puppet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (wbmaj)
Apparently they are making laws to increase the manufacturing of that product by outlawing, or at least campaigning against circumcision.
It also destroys that everthing is great when it sits on a Ritz thing.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:19 PM (l86i3)
I'm eating the chocolate and leaving the rest.
USA Today's taken that fact to spin how guns are bad, because somehow a
fucked-up woman who had several previous unsuccessful suicide attempts
wasn't going to try another way.
No national conversation on razor blades. Alas.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:19 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:19 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (DZbQ0)
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To be honest, I was thinking of the other kind. Kill one and a million come to it's funeral.
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:19 PM (EKhlY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Vic at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (53z96)
You practice like you play Vic.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (l86i3)
Not me--I'm above all that. I'm feelthee rich and I live in California.
Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (KXm42)
Mary Clogginstein should come over and kick her ass for this.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (wbmaj)
- KatInMaine
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Because they're all white and working?
No brown people to kill/torment?
I don't know.. I hope you have the real answer..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (f9c2L)
"CBS correspondent Nancy Cordes spun, "Jackson, Jr., came to Congress in 1995, the promising and personable son of a civil rights leader, the Reverend Jesse Jackson." Cordes did highlight how the ex-representative spent his campaign funds, including "$43,000 on a gold-plated men's Rolex watch, $5,000 on fur capes and parkas and a long list of Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson memorabilia."
Just for the sake of accuracy, Rolex doesn't offer "gold plated" watches. $43K will buy you a nice solid yellow gold day/date with a presidential band.
"Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres"
Posted by: jwest at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (ZDsRL)
If hot blonde supermodels breaking into houses is a regular problem in South Africa I may need to renew my passport.
Posted by: Icedog at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (evdj2)
I am the former defense minister from the island nation of Smegaroon. Before he died in a plane crash, President Amgwana Kikbouti bequeathed $50 million US to me, but it is all in a commodity much prized by Americans called gubmint cheez. Please remit $5,000 US via Western Union and I will give you a 10% finders fee.
Remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (gmeXX)
Because they get to kill whales. Takes their mind off the drudgery of having to live in Denmark and Norway.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (IGeur)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (wbmaj)
SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC?
Yea, they so fucking happy they off themselves at about 3x the rate Americans do.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (1rU+d)
- KatInMaine
Because the Alcoholism rate is like 90%.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (l86i3)
101 To be honest, I was thinking of the other kind. Kill one and a million come to it's funeral.
Oh...you meant the pubic parasites.
Appropriate, as well.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:22 PM (DZbQ0)
Because they get to kill whales. Takes their mind off the drudgery of having to live in Denmark and Norway.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (SY2Kh)
They also get to beat up on their Joos to placate their ever-growing Muzzie populace.
Too bad about the Danes. Fuck Norway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (71LDo)
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/18/monday-afternoon-war-porn-44/
Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (bAGA/)
If hot blonde supermodels breaking into houses is a regular problem in South Africa I may need to renew my passport.
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He's been planning this. He started dropping preliminary comments in twitter about how he came home one day and heard the washing machine and went into "full defcon mode" or some such shit as that.
He was trying, and not doing so well at it, to build a defense.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (piMMO)
Apparently Norway controls sales of alcohol even more than Indiana....you gotta hit up a federally-controlled store that's only open a few hours a day five days a week. Otherwise the happy socialist citizens might pick up a bottle of something yummy and slice their wrists, and then who's gonna pay the taxes?!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: A Guy Who Hates Manatees at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (8ZskC)
Guess we need to send him down to 4 atmospheres...
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (wtvvX)
I wish I could sleep...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (yh0zB)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (evdj2)
Wasn't my intent. Thats why I'm happy.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I can put KingFuckofShitMountain.com in my nic. Doesn't make me king or get me free beer.
PurpAv or another moron wrote to her to find out if she actually comments here. It's not her.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (UOM48)
Where do you think Boone's Farm came from? Just use your EBT card.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (n8LUb)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (wbmaj)
with a cricket bat because he thought she was an "intruder".
The latest rumor is that he was raging on the soon-to-be-banned performance enhancer WD40.
Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (UzPAd)
Although it would be fun to point out to her that the Democrat party formed the Klan, supported segregation, then, when forced to give blacks the vote, decided to re-enslave them with welfare and have killed/oppressed them entirely efficiently since that time with government programs that make sure they stay as enslaved as possible for as long as possible.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (MMC8r)
home one day and heard the washing machine and went into "full defcon
mode" or some such shit as that.
What? That would be music to my ears if I came home and heard that.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: The Vikings at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (qLeRe)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (yh0zB)
I worked third shift for seven years. I feel like I aged 20. It sucks.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (l86i3)
What's the population of Denmark...or Norway?
I'll bet we have more Illegal Aliens in this country than they have as a total population.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (mbuvg)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: polynikes at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
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tell me about it.. I have some friends who grew up in Denmark.. holy crap can these people drink!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (f9c2L)
This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (bj+Nc)
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So, Kay. What are you wearing right now?
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (EKhlY)
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (DZbQ0)
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Several of their major cities now have 30% muslim immigrant population, and women cannot go out alone anymore.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (mbuvg)
Norway is roughly 8 million population in a land mass about the size of our entire west coast.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Peter Graves at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
Interestingly, a 7-11 took over from a BP near me and has gone from being the most expensive place to the cheapest place in town. I figure it's to get people to stop in and then go into the convenience store to see that new stuff. But the key thing is yay cheaper gas on the way home. This appeals to my lazy streak.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (VtjlW)
You know, I get where we're going with the metaphor, but "getting food and shelter without having to put on pants and go to work every day" doesn't sound like "slavery" to me. It sounds awesome.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (/kI1Q)
...........
Well, like her once more.. in soup!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (da8Ek)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (l86i3)
I've worked the night shift most of my life, I prefer it, but today my eyes opened at 1:30 and won't close again...fml...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Hollowpoint
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Umm, what? >
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (uhftQ)
No brown people to kill/torment?
I don't know.. I hope you have the real answer"
UM, BECAUSE THEY ARE INLIGHINED AND HAVE NO PREENING RICH *SPIT* CLASS LIKE IN 'MURRICA?!
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (3w4WK)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (0PiQ4)
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Hooo, boy. Where do we begin?
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:28 PM (EKhlY)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (l86i3)
I wonder if they could count that when considering Social Security eligibility?
Posted by: polynikes at February 18, 2013 03:28 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 03:28 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (wtvvX)
Now he's in that big organic free range in the sky.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: jwest at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (ZDsRL)
My wife had a favourite too, until one day she disappeared in the night. Probably a fox. She was a Rhode Island Red and very friendly. She would run up to you when she saw you and wait for you to pick her up. A very prolific egg layer too.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (EKhlY)
A straightjacket.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (0PiQ4)
You'll be slashing your wrists inside of a week.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (0PiQ4)
I just pressure cooked a chicken. It was dead, too.
Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (bAGA/)
Fits right in.
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Balloon-knot Juice?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (e0xKF)
This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (0PiQ4)
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Probably not a good idea to eat that one.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: Peter Graves at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
Eww. Didn't he star in "Robinson Crusoe on Mars?"
Oh wait, that was Paul Mantee. Never mind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (yn6XZ)
Do people look at that little price thingy thing? Just wondering.. must be the only one
Posted by: Just the Facts at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (m6Fkk)
disappeared in the night. Probably a fox. She was a Rhode Island Red and
very friendly. She would run up to you when she saw you and wait for
you to pick her up. A very prolific egg layer too.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (GQ8sn)
His wife never questioned him when he said he got the roaster at the store. Her grief was too strong to care about where he "bought" the chicken from.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (da5Wo)
Very good book. Highly recommended.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (5UlAL)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Royal_Family
Nope, no class structure there.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ed, Edd and Eddy at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (O8sZf)
Posted by: The Vikings
Well hello there sailor.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (6TB1Z)
If only ALL guns were outlawed all those suicides would still be alive. Curse you evil Constitution!
Posted by: Daybrother at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: Ed, Edd and Eddy at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (yh0zB)
"I like my chickens dead!"
Midwood HS, Senior Sing 1977
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: polynikes at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (m2CN7)
His wife never questioned him when he said he got the roaster at the
store. Her grief was too strong to care about where he "bought" the
chicken from.
SHUSH YOU!!! The official story is that "Daisy" is missing. Nothing more!
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (GQ8sn)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_Royal_Family
Anyone notice anything different about them than our own royal family?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Jeremiah Wrong at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (yn6XZ)
I ain't eating my chicken.
It was supposed to read.
EC, mine was a golden laced Winedot. Now, I'm stuck taking care of a bunch of hens I don't like a hell raiser rooster.
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (0PiQ4)
Pretty town, ruined by yoots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)
The daughter who brought me the 12-pack also brought me a book on Reagan.
(smiles proudly)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: The Colonel, with his wee beady eyes at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (l/N7H)
...........
terminally white?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (yh0zB)
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Roost?????????? No
Roast??? Definately
Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)
They know how to dress?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:10 PM (EKhlY)
Oh oh oh oh ha! I've been wanting to rant about this. *drags over one of the good boxes and clambers up*
So. Apparently pthirus pubis is becoming an endangered species because of the whole wax on wax off thing. Where are you now, PETA? I thought all animals were equal. Why aren't there demands for pthirus pubis to be listed as an endangered species? Why aren't there demands that waxers shut down? Why aren't razors under close regulatory control? Why, it's almost as if the animal rights activists are full of shit and only want to save the cute, cuddly animals and/or shut down industries. Isn't waxing an industry? Isn't having to buy new blades every time a scam? Think of the louseseseses! Won't someone think of the louseseseseseses!
*stares down* Bannion, a ladder, s'il vous plait.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (VtjlW)
Anyone notice anything different about them than our own royal family?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)
They know how to dress?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (l86i3
They don't hate their country?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (0PiQ4)
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Raised her right.
Which book?
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (5UlAL)
http://tinyurl.com/aosnrnk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (X8n03)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
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ACD or Heeler????
I love Heelers....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (NzBQO)
We had one of those too. Very pretty plumage on those breeds. We had those and some Buff Orpingtons.
My wife eventually gave them away because she got tired of taking care of them. Maybe later, if we move to another house with more land, she'll get some bantams.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 18, 2013 03:36 PM (DvVVN)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:36 PM (Ec6wH)
.
Population controllers at the UN/WHO, communists, Muslim slavers, and the French.
.
Darlings of the left.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (da8Ek)
Large sums of money is not for amateurs.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
..........
Could you please define "Aussie pup" in American terms?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (QLJPW)
Posted by: pep at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (ADnWI)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (e0xKF)
That...that whore!
I thought she was shooting me cuz I crapped in her Jimmy Choo's.
I mean I never ever never would've of eaten my best friend.
I mean never.....
Course I am a little peckish.
Anybody got any ghost dog chow?
.....no?
I'll take ghost vomit in a pinch.
Posted by: Ghost of Mindy McCready's Dog at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (j2lYi)
Stupid retards had it backwards.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (Ec6wH)
Spent a lot of time in Malmo and Landskroner. It is a shame what the ridiculous immigration rules have done to Malmo. Everyone I know there are anything but "tolerant" of their muslim neighbors.
Posted by: jwest at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (ZDsRL)
.
Population controllers at the UN/WHO, communists, Muslim slavers, and the French.
.
Darlings of the left.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (da8Ek)
Mostly other Blacks.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (ORGYc)
I DEMAND MY FREEDOM FROM GUNS AND ALL YOU GODBAGS!
*SPIT*
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM
NYAH NYAH, MISSED ME !!!! PPPPFFFBBBTTTT !!!
Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Doom Python at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (yn6XZ)
that I never entered. I wonder if this is on the up-and-up?
Ask for the VIN.
If they can't start reading off numbers and letters in 5 seconds, you've got your answer.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (da8Ek)
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Yes..... I believe Rachel Carson is the current single record holder in Africans slain.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (nELVU)
Of course, you all have a plethora of chicken jokes.
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (0PiQ4)
Kay must have culled her cat herd to give herself a little more free time.
OMG. Reminds me of a story my husband told me about a vendor he had out of Alabama years ago.
The guy lived down the street from an elderly cat lady who asked him to bring his rifle and cull her "cat family."
She sat on her porch and watched him pick them off one by one, and a white, fluffy one scampered by...and he shot it.
Old lady: "I kinda wish you hadn't shot that one. She was my favorite."
True story.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (UOM48)
Is there train service to Malmo?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (wbmaj)
Hey Kay, Brietbart has some reward money waitin' for ya!
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (DvVVN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (VtjlW)
--------------------------------------------------
That was interesting.
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (EKhlY)
I have a friend who had one of her chickens attach itself to her. Followed her all over everywhere everyday. Came into the house even.
Got killed in the great dog massacre of 2007. She was devastated.
Sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Daybrother at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
...........
Ahh.. ok.. which is what I thought to begin with.. but you never know around here!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (f9c2L)
of the whole wax on wax off thing. Where are you now, PETA? I thought
all animals were equal. Why aren't there demands for pthirus pubis to be
listed as an endangered species? Why aren't there demands that waxers
shut down? Why aren't razors under close regulatory control? Why, it's
almost as if the animal rights activists are full of shit and only want
to save the cute, cuddly animals and/or shut down industries. Isn't
waxing an industry? Isn't having to buy new blades every time a scam?
Think of the louseseseses! Won't someone think of the louseseseseseses!
Level 4 Brazilian FTW.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)
It'd be nice to see some legislation put in place there in time for commercialization.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 18, 2013 03:41 PM (xAtAj)
Posted by: Icedog at February 18, 2013 03:41 PM (9ScGj)
.
Imagine having a daily reminder that mermaids are actually 800lb cows. That sucks.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:41 PM (da8Ek)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:42 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (0PiQ4)
Would you say I have a plethora of pullet puns?
Posted by: El Guapo at February 18, 2013 03:42 PM (8ZskC)
I coulda gone all day without that story.
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 03:42 PM (X6akg)
Class all around.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:42 PM (X8n03)
that I never entered. I wonder if this is on the up-and-up?>>
You don't have any outstanding warrants do you?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 03:43 PM (aVYsC)
Kitteh kulling?
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:43 PM (GQ8sn)
Ever raped a manatee?
Posted by: Peter Graves at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
It's a lot like bangin' a mermaid cept they don't leave you with crank barnacles.
Posted by: Sindbad the Sailor at February 18, 2013 03:43 PM (j2lYi)
When I was in London 2 years ago I went an entire week without seeing him! BBC and Sky News were totally uninterested in him, and it was great!
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 18, 2013 03:43 PM (GoIUi)
Was at the train station in Copenhagen about 10 years ago. Hundreds of
heroin addicts begging for change and dozens of prostitutes. Mix in the
exploding and uncontrolled Muslim population and you have a real
Utopia.
When we were there a few years ago, a Muzzie "dad" was going on trial for shooting his daughter on the train because she had married a non-Muslim.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (UOM48)
Oh sweet sweet release of death.
Posted by: the political chicken at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (X8n03)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (VtjlW)
Good Lord!!!!
He abandoned you up there?!?!?
*runs over with step ladder*
Allow me, my Queen.
Shall I have him beaten or beaten and thrown to the pigs?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
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There are certain advantages to playing dead.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (EKhlY)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (UOM4
I thought there were no guns?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (l86i3)
That will go great with a cornucopia of fruit jokes.
Posted by: polynikes at February 18, 2013 03:45 PM (m2CN7)
I guess it gets lonely out there on the high seas.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:45 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (0PiQ4)
She must have been Teh Hot one.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:45 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza, The Horse Fatherer at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (X8n03)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: beach holiday at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (LpQbZ)
Scandi wimmin ; moody sometimes, but often exquisite
Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: the possessed chicken at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (da8Ek)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (X8n03)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (nTgAI)
There are certain advantages to playing dead.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (EKhlY)
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Shhhh.
I've already fucked all the Hens...those Turkey Vultures circling overhead have been teasing me for far too long.
Today, they're mine!
Posted by: Rooster, playing dead at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)
Sorry Anna, those are blood brothers not Negroes. Brown people dont do that shit.
The End!
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (3w4WK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (p/cQy)
I have them all riled up in the local paper comments
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (nTgAI
Don't tease. Share.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (ORGYc)
When mine was little and nice and liked me, I'd hold it and and pet him and call my sister and say "I'm holding a cock in my hands and stroking it." the only good thing about him is the endless cock jokes he provided.
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (X8n03)
it's only handguns they freak out about. To make up for that, Scandi cops are well-armed ( esp in Sweden ). Also in Sweden, the cops like to wear stompy boots.......because they can, and they look gorgeous
Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 18, 2013 03:50 PM (Dll6b)
I come in second!
Posted by: Machete at February 18, 2013 03:50 PM (7SwK/)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2013 03:50 PM (4cRnj)
And yes, after all the herring and other sea food, you'll want some actual beef after a while.
In Landskroner, try Nils Holgersson. It's also underground.
Posted by: jwest at February 18, 2013 03:51 PM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:51 PM (KXm42)
My oldest stepson raises chickens. He's got a weird looking Polish rooster and some hens. He told me that you need to establish dominance with the rooster right from the start. He said that the rooster charged him one day while he was feeding the hens. He punted the rooster a good 15 feet and he never bothered him again.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:51 PM (GQ8sn)
Oh wait, the Aussies caught up to some Nigerian fraudster who was on the FBI's most wanted list.
Never mind the Nigerian fraudster. Go after the Indonesian one.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (IDSI7)
Well, maybe so. But they have such lovely bird eggs!
Posted by: Rachel Carson at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)
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Don't worry about it. It's just a pic of chics with big tits and guns.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (EKhlY)
268
Give up BCochran, you still sleeping on a pallet of straw.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (X8n03)
Oh, this is much more about fucking with Bannion.
Btw, Horde, currently listening to my dad have a serious meltdown. A job that we thought we had finished and made good money on? Yeah, just got the punch list. Pretty sure the crazy homeless guy wandering outside is blushing from the language.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (ORGYc)
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Well.... technically....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (nELVU)
.
I would like to also say that it's well past time this hypothesis was tested.
.
I ¤might¤ drive past a few sororities waving a stack of hundreds. That's it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:53 PM (da8Ek)
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:53 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:54 PM (uhftQ)
also many Kurds and Iraqis in Malmo, there are
Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 18, 2013 03:54 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:51 PM (KXm42)
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Tom turkeys are the meanest. And if they're large, they can do some damage.
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:54 PM (EKhlY)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (wbmaj)
Boy BCochran, you are easily amused.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (X8n03)
Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (X8n03)
Posted by: the flying monkeys of Gibraltar at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:54 PM (EKhlY)
That's racist!
Posted by: real joe in blue state hell at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (CEXpW)
Yeah....if JJ Jr. has a 'gold plated' Rolex, I'm pretty sure that if he looks closely, he'll find 'Made in China' stamped on it somewhere.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (KESFj)
Posted by: EC
***
There's a future Olympic event.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (uhftQ)
Hah..that reminds me of that newslady freaking out in the middle of a thousand turkeys.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (0PiQ4)
Yeah...roosters are aggressive creatures.
You want them that way, if you are raising chickens.
A cowed, passive, rooster would not be very effective.
I still think that 'cockfighting' is an abomination, though.
Never did understand how people could get into that.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (DZbQ0)
Ok. I had to go to KayInsane's blog and snoop around..... read a post or two and then read some comments..... she's real. She's frightening. She has a few friends that comment back and forth with her. I feel icky. I'm gonna go shower now.......
Word of advice for anyone else considering visiting KayInsane's blog. Don't. You won't like what you see.... and you can never unsee it.
Your welcome.
You cannot sock the insane that is KayInMaine. It can't be done.
*shudders*
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 03:57 PM (qLeRe)
Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (nTgAI)
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You're going somewhere with this, aren't you?
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:58 PM (EKhlY)
I can highlight and open those links fine. The twitpic ones don't work unless I c and p it directly into the url bar.
Nice looking bag and belt btw.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:58 PM (GQ8sn)
Never did understand how people could get into that.
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Sewiouswy????
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 18, 2013 03:58 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 03:59 PM (qLeRe)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:59 PM (da8Ek)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 04:00 PM (0PiQ4)
Nobody really gets hurt, except for an occasional bruise.
Posted by: Barney Fwank at February 18, 2013 04:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Richard Prior at February 18, 2013 04:00 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: wheatie
***
Read a book about such people. They aren't too different from serail killers. They like wtching animals (etc.) bleed and die.
It's also why I still hate Michael Vick. He's only sorry he got caught.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:00 PM (uhftQ)
of deck and he strutted right up to and I said to him "leave me alone
mister" and the crazy bird got his wings up and his feathers standing up
on its neck and charged me. I use a snow shovel now to deal with that
cock.
Hens can be tough and mean too.
We have an old cat and two dogs, both labs. When we had the chickens, there was one big hen that would not take shit from anyone, especially the dogs that liked to chase them around the back yard. This hen would puff her chest up, spread her wings and charge the bigger dog like he was her bitch. It was the funniest thing to see a black lab running away from a chicken!
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:01 PM (GQ8sn)
From Government cheese to large taloned fighting chickens.
This blog. Its just a game of "telephone".... isnt it?
Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 04:01 PM (nELVU)
I thought this was a joke. It's not.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 04:01 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (da8Ek)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (QLJPW)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:58 PM (EKhlY)
Nah... just thought that was funny in the movie
Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: USS Diversity
***
Hope they don't live close. Those Roosters do like to welcome the sunrise.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:03 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 18, 2013 04:03 PM (60GaT)
Chickens are dirty disgusting birds that do nothing but eat and produce profuse amounts of crap
Natural born legislators.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 18, 2013 04:04 PM (1rU+d)
Posted by: L, elle
.........
I suspect Ace works for the US Postal Service.. that's why he always has so much time to blog. except a postal holiday, of course!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 04:04 PM (f9c2L)
Well, he's a distinct SCOAMF.
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 04:04 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 04:05 PM (0PiQ4)
backyard chickens. I offered to help, because I think hilarity will
ensue.
There's other options besides chickens. There's all kinds of different chicken-type yard food.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 04:05 PM (KXm42)
Hope they don't live close. Those Roosters do like to welcome the sunrise.
Far enough away I won't hear it.
Had a rooster live next to me once. We hadserious plans to fricassee that son of a bitch, when it disappeared.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 18, 2013 04:05 PM (QLJPW)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (da5Wo)
*ponders* Just beaten for the moment.
Is it an actual punch list or is it the "oh hey we totes forgot to include all this shit in the initial contract so we're just going to stick it in the punch list and you won't notice lalalalala" punch list? If it's the later, you may borrow the Ravage.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (VtjlW)
Speaking of that, WTF is going on with ammo? You can not find fucking 22LR ammo. I heard the reason is people are converting their AR-15's to 22 instead of 762.
Who would ever imagine dirt bag 22 ammo would be hard to find. I have a couple 1,000 rounds in a box somewhere.
The stupid is strong, but it keeps going. It's like a fucking chain letter, no one want to be the last guy in the chain.
If all this shit keeps up, every fucking house in the country will have enough guns and ammo to stop Big Sis.
Oh, maybe that's the point?
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 04:07 PM (8ZskC)
No way I could watch a cockfight.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 18, 2013 04:07 PM (xAtAj)
22LR ammo. I heard the reason is people are converting their AR-15's to
22 instead of 762.
I don't get it either. It would be stupid to convert to 22 now, there's nothing to buy except for the auction sites.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:08 PM (GQ8sn)
322I still think that 'cockfighting' is an abomination, though. Never did understand how people could get into that.
Posted by: wheatie
***
Read a book about such people. They aren't too different from serail killers. They like wtching animals (etc.) bleed and die.
It's also why I still hate Michael Vick. He's only sorry he got caught.
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Yep.
Michael Vick is scum...and can DIAF.
I will not watch him, or any team he plays for.
Cockfighting is outlawed pretty much everywhere, like dog fighting.
But it still goes on.
A tell-tale sign of someone raising fighting roosters...is a place with dozens of little pens, with small A-frame roosts in each one.
They're still out there.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:09 PM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: eleven
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Such as stray cats.../
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:09 PM (uhftQ)
Go to the wall of shame.
http://tinyurl.com/48xg4
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:10 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:10 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 04:11 PM (KXm42)
“In order to continue to possess an assault weapon that was legally
possessed on the effective date of this section, the person possessing
shall ... safely and securely store the assault weapon. The sheriff of
the county may, no more than once per year, conduct an inspection to
ensure compliance with this subsection.”
Posted by: Tonic Dog at February 18, 2013 04:11 PM (X/+QT)
Posted by: Wakko Warner at February 18, 2013 04:12 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: eleven
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Have a shoe thrown at me by a mean eleven....
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:13 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:08 PM (GQ8sn)
Shit, I can't even find reloading components. Try finding .308 brass or bullets right now.
I have been shooting my 6mm a lot lately because I havee brass and bullets are still available, large rifle primers are getting harder to find as well.
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:14 PM (nTgAI)
I will not watch him, or any team he plays for"
Of course it has NOTHING to do with his skin hue?
*SPIT*
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 04:14 PM (3w4WK)
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 04:15 PM (KXm42)
http://www.luckygunner.com/rifle/308-ammo
How do those prices stack up?
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)
Time to buy some gun stocks.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:17 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:18 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 04:18 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)
$1.93 per round !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:19 PM (nTgAI)
They have NO fucking ammo, except some 12 ga shells.
This shit is getting real!
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:19 PM (wR+pz)
355"Michael Vick is scum...and can DIAF.
I will not watch him, or any team he plays for"
Of course it has NOTHING to do with his skin hue?
*SPIT*
Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 04:14 PM (3w4WK)
Don't start with me, clamsquatch.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:19 PM (DZbQ0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (VtjlW)
I suspect that, in large part, it's a "we've moved into the space and beaten the holy fuck out of it moving our shit in" with a smattering of "a schedule crunch forced us to assign as foreman someone unable to handle a job of this size" thrown in for shits and giggles.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (zopgw)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (UU0OF)
Posted by: Peaches at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (UOM48)
Those are the HP rounds. What about that Brown Bear? Ofcourse, it's jacked up right now. Where else can you buy some that's guaranteed in stock, besides the auctions?
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)
They're still out there.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:09 PM (DZbQ0)
Dude. I drove past a place like that not too far from me the other day and I could not figure out why the hell someone had a coop like that. The more you know!
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: wheatie
"Clamsquatch" deserves some sort of award.
Wait here while I go to the basement and fashion one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Squidtard at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (UQxX6)
Yep, got a 57 and a PS90. Thirty round mag in a pistol is pretty fucking cool.
Son grabbed my PS90 while I was asleep and took it to ATL. Three 50 round mags!
Asshole.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (wR+pz)
I WILL RAPE THE SOULS OF YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (SY2Kh)
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The stupid is strong with that one.
Find out what they make, put a 60% or more tax rate on them, and watch them squeal how unfair it is.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 18, 2013 04:22 PM (7Nq2G)
Posted by: wheatie
"Clamsquatch" deserves some sort of award.
Agree!! Kudos, wheatie!
Posted by: Peaches at February 18, 2013 04:22 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Squidtard at February 18, 2013 04:23 PM (UQxX6)
Two NRA window decals, membership card, and NO Bass Pro Shop $25 gift card.
The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:23 PM (UOM48)
I like KayInMaine! I hope she spends more time here. She's full of spunk. Well, I mean she's spunky...... you know..... fiesty. I've seen her picture.... there is no way anyone's banging that....
*shudders*
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 04:23 PM (qLeRe)
Son grabbed my PS90 while I was asleep and took it to ATL. Three 50 round mags!
Nice. I have the SCAR 16s myself. Haven't had a chance to shoot it yet because there are no ranges near me that don't charge a fuckin arm and leg just to come and shoot it without joining up as a lifetime member or somesuch.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: John has a long mustache at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (SY2Kh)
If that's not been used in one of the NFL QBs on Facebook, it needs to be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (VtjlW)
Heh. I just told my kids that they had schoolwork today...to listen to that song.
One of my neighbors put up Easter decorations on Friday. Well, I saw them Fri. Could have actually gone up Ash Wednesday or Valentine's Day.
Over achievers.
Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 18, 2013 04:25 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 04:25 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)
The Brown Bear is steel cased berdan primed, I need the brass for reloading. I just got a .308 recently.
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:25 PM (nTgAI)
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Of course I could, but why would I want to.
Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 04:25 PM (gmeXX)
Heh. I just told my kids that they had schoolwork today...to listen to that song.
---
Also recommended - "We Are The Mediocre Presidents" by The Simpsons.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 04:26 PM (e0xKF)
Tracer. Because it's fun to pretend you're shooting a laser AND you can set fires!
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:26 PM (GQ8sn)
Shit's getting real.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:26 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at February 18, 2013 04:27 PM (nqXsF)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (KjlbF)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (qLeRe)
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This is why it is best to hold the line on principal with a flat tax. Nothing will ever be good enough for these people. Hypothetically speaking, let's say the country agreed, no one needed more than $1MM. That won't stop the debate, they'll just move the goal posts and claim that no one needs more than $750,000. We will be fighting this for the rest of our lives.
Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (KjlbF)
I suspect that, in large part, it's a "we've
moved into the space and beaten the holy fuck out of it moving our shit
in" with a smattering of "a schedule crunch forced us to assign as
foreman someone unable to handle a job of this size" thrown in for shits
and giggles.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (zopgw)
Aren't punch lists done BEFORE one moves in?
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Squidsquatch at February 18, 2013 04:29 PM (UQxX6)
Dude. I drove past a place like that not too far from me the other day and I could not figure out why the hell someone had a coop like that. The more you know!
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (VtjlW)
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There's a whole underground world of cockfighters.
It's not illegal to raise the fighting roosters...and law enforcement can only arrest them if they catch them in the act of staging a fight.
They tie little razor tallons on the birds, and toss them into a ring.
The injured birds are usually thrown onto a bonfire afterwards...still alive.
It's horrible.
I haven't ever attended one.
But I've talked to women who have family members that used to be into it.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:29 PM (DZbQ0)
The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:23 PM (UOM4
Check the website. You may have to register for it or something. If not just call them. Could just be a fuck up, or they are out of them. You might call Bass Pro shop, they might just be using your new membership call for the $25 gift.Life members never get shit.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:29 PM (wR+pz)
People who engage in dog-fighting, like Michael Vick, should be
sentenced to endless listening to "Beautiful Joe" and "Black Beauty" on
audio books.
I still think the punishment for abusing animals should be "whatever you did to the animal." Kicked a cat in the face until its teeth fell out? Hold still. Set the puppy on fire? What's your favorite accelerent?
But I really hate people.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 04:30 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (KjlbF)
Lorna Doone's
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:30 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (KjlbF)
Lorna Doone's
Hehehehe....
"Short"-bread cookies. Nice!
*runs*
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:31 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:31 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 04:32 PM (KXm42)
Thanks.
It's so great getting homeschool lessons off the internet!
Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 18, 2013 04:32 PM (SUKHu)
Won't happen. You'd hear nothing but "Tax cut for the rich!!!" 24x7 from the MSM.
It's not completely unreasonable to look at certain deductions and/or loopholes, but not before spending- entitlements in particular- is addressed in a big way.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 04:33 PM (SY2Kh)
them Fri. Could have actually gone up Ash Wednesday or Valentine's Day.
Over achievers.
I still haven't got around to putting up the christmas lights. :/
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 18, 2013 04:33 PM (KESFj)
At Zips....Dems bemoan the inability to pass a budget without tax hikes.... blame republicans..... news at 11.
Trending...or should be.....
#BalanceTheBudgetHarry
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 04:33 PM (qLeRe)
I can work with that. It just sounds funny.
Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at February 18, 2013 04:34 PM (nqXsF)
I got the black version. I put an Aimpoint PRO on it and a Magpul VFG.
Sexier than Kate Upton drenched in baby oil.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:34 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Squidsquatch at February 18, 2013 04:35 PM (UQxX6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (zopgw)
My old firm bought some office space on the other side of the quad from where the main office was and decided to turn it into a fancy schmancy conference room with the video conferencing equipment in it and an entire wall of white board to use for trial prep. Pretty much everyone said put up a chair rail on the walls and The Powers That Be ignored this because we couldn't be so idiotic as to bash the walls in pushing the chairs back. After all, it was a good two or three feet between the table and the wall.
To be fair, it did take 15 minutes before someone pushed a chair back and slammed right into the wall which was 10 minutes longer than I anticipated.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:36 PM (VtjlW)
It does not surprise me that Girl Scout cookies aren't selling well...
We bought some last year...and they were not edible.
I threw them down in the woods behind our house, because I hate to throw away food.
Nothing would eat them.
Squirrels, raccoons, opossums...they didn't touch them.
I finally went down there and turned them under with a shovel, because they were rotting and drawing flies.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:37 PM (DZbQ0)
I finally went down there and turned them under with a shovel, because they were rotting and drawing flies.
(Insert TFG joke here.)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 18, 2013 04:40 PM (+z4pE)
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I know it won't happen, but it is what we should be arguing for. Then we might end up with a flatter tax. The moment we cede that the rich should pay more, well we know where that goes. The definition of rich is pretty loose and how much they should pay more keeps going up. But in the process we have already ceded the moral case against the rich paying more.
Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 04:40 PM (gmeXX)
"Short"-bread cookies. Nice!
*runs*
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:31 PM (GQ8sn)
Why does everyone insist upon dying tired?
&&&&&&
Oh sweet extension of ampersandawesomeness at last I've found you. . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:42 PM (VtjlW)
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I was going to comment earlier that I don't think the thin mints are as good as they used to be. Are they making them differently? Still hasn't stopped me from eating a sleeve a night though.
/ hangs head in shame
Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 04:42 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:42 PM (wR+pz)
I can't wait until they change the package to plainly and clearly read "Samoa", since they're rapidly on the pathway to only having one fucking cookie in that box.
Posted by: akula51 at February 18, 2013 04:43 PM (YesJa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 04:49 PM (da8Ek)
Posted by: announcer at February 18, 2013 04:49 PM (i7KmQ)
Kinks: I saw them play in Portland where one of the backup singers had a "costume accident". The strap broke on her dress and dropped down. Slightly embarassing for her, but she managed to carry on.
Chickens again - I have a crippled chicken. Don't know what happened to it but it acts like it's missing one leg, so I'm guessing it's paralyzed. It pushes off with the other leg. I kept thinking about putting it down, but it seems to get around okay, even lays an egg occasionally. I wonder if they have those bionic blade legs for chickens?
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 18, 2013 08:33 PM (5HBd1)
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