NEW POST - government cheese flavor [Purp]

Plain white box. Black printing on the side says "NEW POST"

You'll get nothing and like it!

Oh wait, the Aussies caught up to some Nigerian fraudster who was on the FBI's most wanted list. I guess we got that...and higher gas prices, that's always welcome too.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:00 PM



Comments

1 Hmmmm.

Cheese

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:01 PM (piMMO)

2 *This post was made from page copied to my desktop*

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 18, 2013 03:01 PM (UypUQ)

3 First ... now ban me.

Posted by: grease monkey at February 18, 2013 03:01 PM (VSWPU)

4 Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:01 PM (UOM48)

5 nevermind

Posted by: grease monkey at February 18, 2013 03:01 PM (VSWPU)

6 New post made from 100% recycled content.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:02 PM (GQ8sn)

7 I'm use to receiving Nothing ,
so this post is familiar to me...

Posted by: American Dawg at February 18, 2013 03:02 PM (trA4n)

8 Ace not showing up today proves he is a govt. worker who is away from cubicle on President's Day.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 18, 2013 03:02 PM (UypUQ)

9 Anyone wh's ever been part of the FSA will attest that government cheese is the BEST.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:02 PM (piMMO)

10 I guess we got that...and higher gas prices, that's always welcome too.








And a smaller take home pay. But don't fret, the economy is only getting better and better

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2013 03:03 PM (1Jaio)

11

Government Cheese Parasites.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:03 PM (DZbQ0)

12 but tonight on NBC! First Lady Michelle Obama will electrify you with her talk on the benefits of standing in lines and skipping meals! Starting at 5 pm and running till 11 pm! All other 3 channels will remind you to watch this instead!

Posted by: mallfly at February 18, 2013 03:04 PM (bJm7W)

13 Nothing is more stimulative than free government cheese.

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:04 PM (JQuNB)

14 Korean food hurt my bum

Posted by: simpleton at February 18, 2013 03:04 PM (6QmM4)

15 Government cheese, now withe extra taxes!

Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2013 03:04 PM (bAGA/)

16 I DEMAND MY FREEDOM FROM GUNS AND ALL YOU GODBAGS!

*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM (3w4WK)

17 Am I the only one at work today?

Posted by: Infidel at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM (O/fK8)

18 I hate green eggs and the gub'ment cheese
Because it keeps me from goin' to the bathroom with ease

Posted by: Jesse Jackson's Children's Books. at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM (e0xKF)

Posted by: American Dawg at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM (trA4n)

20 Plain white box with black lettering?

So, generic?

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM (wtvvX)

21
That's nacho cheese! It's MY cheese.

Posted by: Chester Cheetah at February 18, 2013 03:06 PM (yn6XZ)

22 In Russia, comment posts you!!

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:06 PM (wtvvX)

23 May I have more, sir?

Posted by: moron orphan at February 18, 2013 03:06 PM (ORGYc)

24 Actually, the government cheese that used to be on grocer's shelves wasn't really all that bad. Made some damn good mac n' cheese from it.

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:06 PM (EKhlY)

25
Plain white box with black lettering?
.
Racist.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (yn6XZ)

26 we also need the kind of guns that can read your thumb print and send to the Federal Gun Usage Permission Agency to determine if your gun will actually work.

Posted by: mallfly at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (bJm7W)

27 Oh, look. Crazee in Maine is here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (UOM48)

28 This thread was found in a plastic bag.

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (wtvvX)

29 I hate Best Buy with a passion. That is all.

Posted by: pep at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (6TB1Z)

30
9Anyone wh's ever been part of the FSA will attest that government cheese is the BEST.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:02 PM (piMMO)

---------

But NDH, the Free Shit Army probably likes being referred to as the Free Shit Army.

They think they're entitled to free shit.
So they hear that, and think, "Hell yeah! Where do I sign up?"

And calling them an 'army' probably makes them think it's something powerful...so again, "Hell yeah".

We need to come up with a name for them that they won't like.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (DZbQ0)

31 "Where is the free cheese?"

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at February 18, 2013 03:08 PM (V92KK)

32 Free Shit Douchebags

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:08 PM (wtvvX)

33 Rickshaws could revolutionize American transportation, with just a little government help.

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:08 PM (JQuNB)

34 And government tuna was the snizzle.

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:08 PM (EKhlY)

35 I just had some cheese and crackers. Unfortunately I had to pay for my cheese.

Posted by: Vic at February 18, 2013 03:09 PM (53z96)

36 Wait, I got it...

Freebaggers!!!

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:09 PM (wtvvX)

37 15
Government cheese, now withe extra taxes!


20% more insect parts too. Extra protein.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 18, 2013 03:09 PM (1rU+d)

38 That title deserves a hobo punch. (it's a bad thing)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:09 PM (uhftQ)

39 re 17: yeah, I'm here, too. Amazing what you can get away with sometimes if you usually kind of look busy and do some things that no one else can be counted on to do correctly. That's why we need to change the Constitution so Barky can be re-elected in 2016 (Out only hope to avoid President Hillary. A barf on both their heads.)

Posted by: mallfly at February 18, 2013 03:09 PM (bJm7W)

40 We need to come up with a name for them that they won't like.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:07 PM (DZbQ0)


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How about "crabs".

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:10 PM (EKhlY)

41 36
Wait, I got it...

Freebaggers!!!




I like.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:10 PM (UOM48)

42
36....Freebaggers!!!

Oooo! I like that.

Freebaggers....yes.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (DZbQ0)

43 Free government cheese distributed by the new rickshaw system. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (JQuNB)

44 In government service this type of post would be deemed acceptable, and possibly above average.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (8ZskC)

45 So Jane Im crazy cause I fight to keep the brown people from being extirminatided?

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (3w4WK)

46 Meet the new thread, same as the old thread.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (gmeXX)

47 Those higher (highest) gas prices are out in California, and they deserve it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (1eB4g)

48 Because they want their Bags of Free Shit!!!!!

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (wtvvX)

49 Oooo! I like that. Freebaggers....yes.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (DZbQ0)


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Let's tweak it a bit. Freebuggers.

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (EKhlY)

50 $4.00 gas in February.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

51 Abita IPA is great with cheese.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (evdj2)

52 Cheeselickers

Posted by: irright at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (8GKDa)

53 Those higher (highest) gas prices are out in California, and they deserve it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
***

We get some of the spill over pricing here in AZ it seems.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (uhftQ)

54 and i dont want any free stuff - i demand the rich white shits pay, and pay big for it!

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (3w4WK)

55 This post is like pâté de foie gras with a slice of Velveeta.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (UzPAd)

56 Oh wait, the Aussies caught up to some Nigerian fraudster who was on the FBI's most wanted list.


So does this mean my trip to Amsterdam to get the money is off?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (8ZskC)

57 $4.00 gas in February.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

Doesn't that translate to six in july?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (l86i3)

58 What good is free government cheese without free government wine?

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (JQuNB)

59 In terms of population density, the USA ranks #142 (out orf 192 countries):


http://is.gd/ZWOPS0


I suggest the environmentalists start at the top of the list - Monaco - and work their way down. It's gonna take a LOOOOONG time to get to our sparsely-populated plot of land...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (ADnWI)

60 mmmmm, IPA (en Homer voce)

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (wtvvX)

61 KayInMaine, back to blogwhore. Does her Scruntitude have any readers she doesn't get from stupid-bombing conservative blogs?

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (MMC8r)

62 Kay in Maine - protector of little brown people who have no free will or ability to take care of themselves because I'm a racissssst or something. Cool.

Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (bAGA/)

63 This post is like pâté de foie gras with a slice of Velveeta.
Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2013 03:13 PM (UzPAd)


Slap it on a saltine and you are there.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (l86i3)

64 Jane are you exterminating brown people again?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (aVYsC)

65 So Jane Im crazy cause I fight to keep the brown people from being extirminatided?


Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:11 PM (3w4WK)


She's just making an observation. She's not trying to determine cause.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (8ZskC)

66 I think of this post as a box of Neopolitan ice cream.

I hate it but I'll take it.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (KXm42)

67 I caught a little bit of "Ninotchka" this weekend. Garbo was a hoot in that.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (f9c2L)

68 Barry needs to port a unicorn and make Unicornman babies.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (evdj2)

69 Apparently I need glasses this is starting to look less transparent by the second......

Posted by: Clemenza at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (IrGRM)

70 Freebaggers is great and shoves the teabagger shit back in their faces

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (piMMO)

71 KayinSane: I don't want free shit, I just want rich white people to give me all their stuff!!111111!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (UOM48)

72
40...How about "crabs".

Actually, very appropriate, Soona.

Since they exhibit...'Crab Mentality'.

If you've ever observed what happens when you put crabs in a basket...they always reach up and grab the ones who are trying to climb out, and pull them back down.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (DZbQ0)

73 Apparently Mindy McCready's suicide over the weekend was via gunshot.

USA Today's taken that fact to spin how guns are bad, because somehow a fucked-up woman who had several previous unsuccessful suicide attempts wasn't going to try another way.

She also killed her dog before she went, too, in order to keep the dog from eating her corpse after the fact.

Crazy fucked-up bitch. Sounds like she was a perfect fit for Roger Clemens after all.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (e0xKF)

74 "Velveeta"

Just seeing that name brings back childhood memories of Christmas specials brought to you by Kraft....

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (wtvvX)

75 I think of this thread as one of those gross "orange" flavored push pops.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (uhftQ)

76
"Let's tweak it a bit. Freebuggers"
er, "Freebuckers"...

Posted by: Jess1 at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (lbiWb)

77 Government dick cheese.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (wbmaj)

78 Is this the thread we've been waiting for?

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (KXm42)

79 Free Shit Maggots.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (ADnWI)

80 Don't we have this already? Velveeta? Only in a different package?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (n8LUb)

81 This is a drive-by post... but re the sidebar item on cancer linkage to moderate drinking, the journal is not exactly Nature.

Here's its impact factor info:
http://www.scimagojr.com/journalsearch.php?q=19561&tip=sid&clean=0

Posted by: Y-not says keep drinking in moderation at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (5H6zj)

82 I, for one, welcome our dick cheese overlords.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (evdj2)

83 Tofu or toe cheese? You decide. Me? I can't tell the difference.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (wbmaj)

84 You'll have to eat the cheese to see what's in it.

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:16 PM (JQuNB)

85 64
Jane are you exterminating brown people again?


Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 03:14 PM (aVYsC


SHhhhhhhh!!!! *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (UOM48)

86
70Freebaggers is great and shoves the teabagger shit back in their faces

Yeah, I think we have a winner with 'Freebaggers'.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (DZbQ0)

87 #78 Expect the worst--you'll never be disappointed.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (wbmaj)

88 I'm "at work" today, but I burned out by 3pm. So yeah.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (xAtAj)

89 There are way too many brown people in the world. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Malthus at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (8ZskC)

90 SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC? CAPITILISM = MISERY AND RASCISM!

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (3w4WK)

91 77 Government dick cheese.

Mmm...even better.

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:17 PM (JQuNB)

92 78 Is this the thread we've been waiting for?

It's the thread we deserve.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (n8LUb)

93 Jane are you exterminating brown people again?

That's insane. That's like destroying a backhoe or automatic loom. Who will labor as thralls to make my cheap shit?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (evdj2)

94 I vote we replace FSA with "Freebaggers" in the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (UOM48)

95 I hope you folks realize that you are arguing with a sock.

Posted by: Vic at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (53z96)

96 Poor KayInMaine is full of misery and rascism today.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (8ZskC)

97 KayInMaine, back to blogwhore. Does her Scruntitude have any readers she doesn't get from stupid-bombing conservative blogs?

Posted by: zsasz


It's a sock puppet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (Ipj15)

98 Government dick cheese.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (wbmaj)


Apparently they are making laws to increase the manufacturing of that product by outlawing, or at least campaigning against circumcision.

It also destroys that everthing is great when it sits on a Ritz thing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:19 PM (l86i3)

99 I think of this post as a box of Neopolitan ice cream.

I'm eating the chocolate and leaving the rest.

USA Today's taken that fact to spin how guns are bad, because somehow a
fucked-up woman who had several previous unsuccessful suicide attempts
wasn't going to try another way.


No national conversation on razor blades. Alas.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:19 PM (/kI1Q)

100 #92 47% of Americans love this thread.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:19 PM (wbmaj)

101 If you've ever observed what happens when you put crabs in a basket...they always reach up and grab the ones who are trying to climb out, and pull them back down.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (DZbQ0)


-----------------------------------------


To be honest, I was thinking of the other kind. Kill one and a million come to it's funeral.

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:19 PM (EKhlY)

102 Click on her nic. She's the real (insane) deal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (UOM48)

103 I hope you folks realize that you are arguing with a sock.
Posted by: Vic at February 18, 2013 03:18 PM (53z96)


You practice like you play Vic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (l86i3)

104 95 I hope you folks realize that you are arguing with a sock.

Not me--I'm above all that. I'm feelthee rich and I live in California.

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (JQuNB)

105 How racist of you to hold up such ethnically pure white countries as examples of social utopias.

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (wtvvX)

106 Maggotbaggers.


Sounds xtra hatey.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (KXm42)

107 I hope you folks realize that you are arguing with a sock.


Mary Clogginstein should come over and kick her ass for this.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

108 Head cheese or cheesehead? Aren't they all Packer fans in the end?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (wbmaj)

109 SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC?
- KatInMaine
...........
Because they're all white and working?
No brown people to kill/torment?
I don't know.. I hope you have the real answer..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (f9c2L)

110 Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers....

"CBS correspondent Nancy Cordes spun, "Jackson, Jr., came to Congress in 1995, the promising and personable son of a civil rights leader, the Reverend Jesse Jackson." Cordes did highlight how the ex-representative spent his campaign funds, including "$43,000 on a gold-plated men's Rolex watch, $5,000 on fur capes and parkas and a long list of Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson memorabilia."
Just for the sake of accuracy, Rolex doesn't offer "gold plated" watches. $43K will buy you a nice solid yellow gold day/date with a presidential band.

"Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres"

Posted by: jwest at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (ZDsRL)

111 Ah, so the Olympian with springs for legs beat his girlfriend to death with a cricket bat because he thought she was an "intruder".

If hot blonde supermodels breaking into houses is a regular problem in South Africa I may need to renew my passport.

Posted by: Icedog at February 18, 2013 03:20 PM (9ScGj)

112 SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC?

No brown people.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (/kI1Q)

113 The tell was "extirminatided". The real Kay doesn't spell that well.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (NF2Bf)

114 All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (evdj2)

115 Dear Friend:

I am the former defense minister from the island nation of Smegaroon. Before he died in a plane crash, President Amgwana Kikbouti bequeathed $50 million US to me, but it is all in a commodity much prized by Americans called gubmint cheez. Please remit $5,000 US via Western Union and I will give you a 10% finders fee.

Remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (XkWWK)

116 By any objective economic measure, Obama's presidency has been a disaster. Pick any statistic that has typically been used to describe the economy to the average consumer. They are all awful. The only one in his favor is the stock market. Regardless of the reason (fed's money policy), at least Obama has one thingthat he can point to. But every other statistic is horrible. Beyond horrible, awful.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (gmeXX)

117 SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC? CAPITILISM = MISERY AND RASCISM!

Because they get to kill whales. Takes their mind off the drudgery of having to live in Denmark and Norway.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (SY2Kh)

118 It's not a sock. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (UOM48)

119 alright, a thread named for a song by The Rainmakers.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (IGeur)

120 #107 Mary is busy making cheese. Extra sharp cheddar.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (wbmaj)

121
SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC?


Yea, they so fucking happy they off themselves at about 3x the rate Americans do.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (1rU+d)

122 SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC?
- KatInMaine

Because the Alcoholism rate is like 90%.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (l86i3)

123
101 To be honest, I was thinking of the other kind. Kill one and a million come to it's funeral.

Oh...you meant the pubic parasites.
Appropriate, as well.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:22 PM (DZbQ0)

124 117 SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC? CAPITILISM = MISERY AND RASCISM!

Because they get to kill whales. Takes their mind off the drudgery of having to live in Denmark and Norway.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 03:21 PM (SY2Kh)

They also get to beat up on their Joos to placate their ever-growing Muzzie populace.

Too bad about the Danes. Fuck Norway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (XkWWK)

125 Because the Alcoholism rate is like 90%.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (evdj2)

126 I was kinda hoping for that blue paint the government gave away some years back, not the cheese they are still trying to get rid of.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (71LDo)

127 Jihadi work accident with extra flying, via Weasel Zippers.

http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/18/monday-afternoon-war-porn-44/

Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (bAGA/)

128 Ah, so the Olympian with springs for legs beat his girlfriend to death with a cricket bat because he thought she was an "intruder".

If hot blonde supermodels breaking into houses is a regular problem in South Africa I may need to renew my passport.

***

He's been planning this. He started dropping preliminary comments in twitter about how he came home one day and heard the washing machine and went into "full defcon mode" or some such shit as that.

He was trying, and not doing so well at it, to build a defense.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (piMMO)

129 Yea, they so fucking happy they off themselves at about 3x the rate Americans do.

Apparently Norway controls sales of alcohol even more than Indiana....you gotta hit up a federally-controlled store that's only open a few hours a day five days a week. Otherwise the happy socialist citizens might pick up a bottle of something yummy and slice their wrists, and then who's gonna pay the taxes?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (/kI1Q)

130 SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC?

- KatInMaine



No manatees?

Posted by: A Guy Who Hates Manatees at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (8ZskC)

131 "Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres".

Guess we need to send him down to 4 atmospheres...

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (wtvvX)

132 Why isn't OSP shamelessly hawking his book on Amazon? These are questions we need answers to!


I wish I could sleep...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (yh0zB)

133 Because the Alcoholism rate is like 90%.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 18, 2013 03:23 PM (evdj2)

Wasn't my intent. Thats why I'm happy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (l86i3)

134 How do you know it's a sock if a hash search only turns up posts by 'it'?

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (X6akg)

135 Click on her nic. She's the real (insane) deal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


I can put KingFuckofShitMountain.com in my nic. Doesn't make me king or get me free beer.

PurpAv or another moron wrote to her to find out if she actually comments here. It's not her.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (Ipj15)

136 Did he beat her to death with a cricket bat before he shot her to death?

I'm confused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (UOM48)

137 58 What good is free government cheese without free government wine?

Where do you think Boone's Farm came from? Just use your EBT card.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (n8LUb)

138 #111 No-he found out the "intruder" so to speak was the South African rugby player she had "befriended."----and to make it worse-the guy hastwo real legs. Cyborg just couldn't handle it. Game-set-match.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (wbmaj)

139 >>>Ah, so the Olympian with springs for legs beat his girlfriend to death
with a cricket bat because he thought she was an "intruder".

The latest rumor is that he was raging on the soon-to-be-banned performance enhancer WD40.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (UzPAd)

140 Who's socking KayInSane? She's a hit-and-run blogwhore, morons, she doesn't stick around to vent her lunacy.

Although it would be fun to point out to her that the Democrat party formed the Klan, supported segregation, then, when forced to give blacks the vote, decided to re-enslave them with welfare and have killed/oppressed them entirely efficiently since that time with government programs that make sure they stay as enslaved as possible for as long as possible.

Posted by: zsasz at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (MMC8r)

141 He started dropping preliminary comments in twitter about how he came
home one day and heard the washing machine and went into "full defcon
mode" or some such shit as that.



What? That would be music to my ears if I came home and heard that.


Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (GQ8sn)

142 We used to raid coastal villages and rape women like Kay.

Posted by: The Vikings at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (8ZskC)

143
Wait. KayinMaine is real? And she has a blog?



SMOD. Once again you disappoint.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (qLeRe)

144 I wish I could sleep...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:24 PM (yh0zB)


I worked third shift for seven years. I feel like I aged 20. It sucks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (l86i3)

145

What's the population of Denmark...or Norway?

I'll bet we have more Illegal Aliens in this country than they have as a total population.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (DZbQ0)

146 Sucidal depression was invented in scandinavia - the happy smile is a diversion.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (mbuvg)

147 #130 Alec Baldwin says: "No coons."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (wbmaj)

148 My new post indicator siren did not activate and I accidently shot my computer.

Posted by: polynikes at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (m2CN7)

149 Because the Alcoholism rate is like 90%.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
.........
tell me about it.. I have some friends who grew up in Denmark.. holy crap can these people drink!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (f9c2L)

150 Daddy's not coming, is he?

This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.




Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (0PiQ4)

151 The thing that sucks is that we keep saying "free" when referring to the crap they get from the gov't which comes from the working man's pocket. The stuff they get ain't free. It costs us all.

Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (bj+Nc)

152 SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAPPIER IN SOCIALIST DENMARK, NORWAY ETC? CAPITILISM = MISERY AND RASCISM!


--------------------------------------


So, Kay. What are you wearing right now?

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (EKhlY)

153 What's the population of Denmark...or Norway? I'll bet we have more Illegal Aliens in this country than they have as a total population.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (DZbQ0)
-
Several of their major cities now have 30% muslim immigrant population, and women cannot go out alone anymore.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (mbuvg)

154 145 Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (DZbQ0)


Norway is roughly 8 million population in a land mass about the size of our entire west coast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (XkWWK)

155 Ever raped a manatee?

Posted by: Peter Graves at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (8ZskC)

156 I was interested to hear that gas prices by me have been going up a few cents every day for the last week and a half. I thought I was just huffing glue again and hadn't noticed.


Interestingly, a 7-11 took over from a BP near me and has gone from being the most expensive place to the cheapest place in town. I figure it's to get people to stop in and then go into the convenience store to see that new stuff. But the key thing is yay cheaper gas on the way home. This appeals to my lazy streak.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (VtjlW)

157 decided to re-enslave them with welfare

You know, I get where we're going with the metaphor, but "getting food and shelter without having to put on pants and go to work every day" doesn't sound like "slavery" to me. It sounds awesome.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (/kI1Q)

158 This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.

...........
Well, like her once more.. in soup!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (f9c2L)

159 I wanted to comment on a thread with content, but I felt too much pressure to say something interesting.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (da8Ek)

160 I worked third shift for seven years. I feel like I aged 20. It sucks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (l86i3)


I've worked the night shift most of my life, I prefer it, but today my eyes opened at 1:30 and won't close again...fml...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (yh0zB)

161 Because they get to kill whales. Takes their mind off the drudgery of having to live in Denmark and Norway.
Posted by: Hollowpoint
***
Umm, what? >

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (uhftQ)

162 "Because they're all white and working?
No brown people to kill/torment?
I don't know.. I hope you have the real answer"

UM, BECAUSE THEY ARE INLIGHINED AND HAVE NO PREENING RICH *SPIT* CLASS LIKE IN 'MURRICA?!

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:27 PM (3w4WK)

163 This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (0PiQ4)


------------------------------------------------


Hooo, boy. Where do we begin?

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:28 PM (EKhlY)

164 I worked third shift for seven years. I feel like I aged 20. It sucks.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:25 PM (l86i3)

I wonder if they could count that when considering Social Security eligibility?

Posted by: polynikes at February 18, 2013 03:28 PM (m2CN7)

165 Doesn't Norway fund their government from oil revenuse from the North Sea, with the productive class made up of American expats?

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 03:28 PM (gmeXX)

166 He shot his hot model girlfriend?

Well, that isn't cricket...

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (wtvvX)

167 This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.


Now he's in that big organic free range in the sky.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

168 I pretty sure Kay in Maine comments at Balloon Juice.

Fits right in.

Posted by: jwest at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (ZDsRL)

169 This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.


My wife had a favourite too, until one day she disappeared in the night. Probably a fox. She was a Rhode Island Red and very friendly. She would run up to you when she saw you and wait for you to pick her up. A very prolific egg layer too.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (GQ8sn)

170 So, Kay. What are you wearing right now?

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (EKhlY)


A straightjacket.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (yh0zB)

171 I ain't my chicken. So don't go there.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (0PiQ4)

172 We'll chip in to get you a one-way ticket to Denmark, Kay..

You'll be slashing your wrists inside of a week.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (f9c2L)

173 Oscar: Look, it was dark and all, ands after I bashed her head in with my cricket bat, I stopped to look for my rowing oar. She crawled to the bathroom and locked herself in... I mean, I had to put her out of her misery with a few gunshots didn't I? By the way, did I tell you whe was hosing a rugby player, a guy with two fucking real legs?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (wbmaj)

174 This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (0PiQ4)



I just pressure cooked a chicken. It was dead, too.

Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (bAGA/)

175 168 I pretty sure Kay in Maine comments at Balloon Juice.

Fits right in.

---

Balloon-knot Juice?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (e0xKF)

176
This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (0PiQ4)

-------

Probably not a good idea to eat that one.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (DZbQ0)

177 155 Ever raped a manatee?
Posted by: Peter Graves at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (8ZskC)

Eww. Didn't he star in "Robinson Crusoe on Mars?"

Oh wait, that was Paul Mantee. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (XkWWK)

178 So, Kay. What are you wearing right now?

A brown person?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (l86i3)

179 Did KIM just come out against Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (yn6XZ)

180 $5 a gallon gas in Socal? Holy shit good job on the reporting guys! Oh Obama, we love you. We praise you! We'll never say anything bad about you until the 'conservative' media suddenly all write about it the same day

Do people look at that little price thingy thing? Just wondering.. must be the only one

Posted by: Just the Facts at February 18, 2013 03:30 PM (m6Fkk)

181 My wife had a favourite too, until one day she
disappeared in the night. Probably a fox. She was a Rhode Island Red and
very friendly. She would run up to you when she saw you and wait for
you to pick her up. A very prolific egg layer too.


Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:29 PM (GQ8sn)


His wife never questioned him when he said he got the roaster at the store. Her grief was too strong to care about where he "bought" the chicken from.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (da5Wo)

182 I'm reading Stephen Hayward's excellent "The Age of Reagan", and just finishing up the chapter on the Iran-Contra Scandal. Hayward makes a good point about what the Constitution says about Executive power and mentions several examples of so-called "impeachable offenses" throughout history.

Very good book. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (5UlAL)

183 Norwegian Royal Family:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Royal_Family

Nope, no class structure there.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (/kI1Q)

184 GGE FTW

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (wtvvX)

185 I like chickens!

Posted by: Ed, Edd and Eddy at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (yh0zB)

186 ObamaGas.


Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (O8sZf)

187 We used to raid coastal villages and rape women like Kay.


Posted by: The Vikings


Well hello there sailor.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (6TB1Z)

188 Actual USA Today headline: "McCready's death highlights role of guns in suicide"

If only ALL guns were outlawed all those suicides would still be alive. Curse you evil Constitution!

Posted by: Daybrother at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (+paCV)

189 The Aussies caught up with some Nigerians?...did they herd them to death?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (Ec6wH)

190 185 I like chickens!
Posted by: Ed, Edd and Eddy at February 18, 2013 03:31 PM (yh0zB)


"I like my chickens dead!"


Midwood HS, Senior Sing 1977

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (XkWWK)

191 Why did the chickens cross the road?

Funeral procession for L elle's dearly departed.

Posted by: polynikes at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (m2CN7)

192
His wife never questioned him when he said he got the roaster at the
store. Her grief was too strong to care about where he "bought" the
chicken from.



SHUSH YOU!!! The official story is that "Daisy" is missing. Nothing more!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (GQ8sn)

193 Danish Royal Family.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_Royal_Family


Anyone notice anything different about them than our own royal family?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)

194 So, not all the chickens came home to roost?

Posted by: Jeremiah Wrong at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (yn6XZ)

195 Why do words disappear?

I ain't eating my chicken.

It was supposed to read.

EC, mine was a golden laced Winedot. Now, I'm stuck taking care of a bunch of hens I don't like a hell raiser rooster.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (0PiQ4)

196 If you're ever in Sweden, and you're a woman, avoid Malmo like the plague unless you like getting raped by Muzzies.

Pretty town, ruined by yoots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)

197 @182: That reminds me....

The daughter who brought me the 12-pack also brought me a book on Reagan.

(smiles proudly)

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (wtvvX)

198 Eeeexxxxcellent.

Posted by: The Colonel, with his wee beady eyes at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

199 Jane have you been going to the Mrs O site and stirring up shit? There are a couple of people who are.. I was getting quite a chuckle out of it.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (l/N7H)

200 Anyone notice anything different about them than our own royal family?
...........
terminally white?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (f9c2L)

201 Well hell, if I'm going to be up anyway I'm gonna go see if I can accomplish anything worthwhile before I have to go to work. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 18, 2013 03:33 PM (yh0zB)

202 Posted by: Jeremiah Wrong at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (yn6XZ)

-----

Roost?????????? No

Roast??? Definately

Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (nELVU)

203 Anyone notice anything different about them than our own royal family?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)


They know how to dress?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (l86i3)

204 My Aussie pup just hit the teenage years. Still devilishly cute...but yeah, he's a teenager now.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (Ec6wH)

205 Larry Flynt liked a chicken too.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (uhftQ)

206 How about "crabs".
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:10 PM (EKhlY)



Oh oh oh oh ha! I've been wanting to rant about this. *drags over one of the good boxes and clambers up*


So. Apparently pthirus pubis is becoming an endangered species because of the whole wax on wax off thing. Where are you now, PETA? I thought all animals were equal. Why aren't there demands for pthirus pubis to be listed as an endangered species? Why aren't there demands that waxers shut down? Why aren't razors under close regulatory control? Why, it's almost as if the animal rights activists are full of shit and only want to save the cute, cuddly animals and/or shut down industries. Isn't waxing an industry? Isn't having to buy new blades every time a scam? Think of the louseseseses! Won't someone think of the louseseseseseses!


*stares down* Bannion, a ladder, s'il vous plait.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (VtjlW)

207 203
Anyone notice anything different about them than our own royal family?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)





They know how to dress?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy
Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (l86i3


They don't hate their country?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (UOM48)

208 what happened to my "and"? It happened again! Damnit!

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (0PiQ4)

209 The daughter who brought me the 12-pack also brought me a book on Reagan.
-------
Raised her right.

Which book?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (5UlAL)

210 OT Meanwhile brothers celebrate lottery win by buying drugs and blowing up house.

http://tinyurl.com/aosnrnk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (X8n03)

211 Maybe the chicken is just stunned.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

212 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:34 PM (Ec6wH)

----

ACD or Heeler????


I love Heelers....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (nELVU)

213 I paid $4.35 a gallon yesterday in socal, about a month ago it was below four dollars. It's rising by the day. I leave for work it's 4.25, I come home it's 4.29, it has been like this the past few weeks.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (NzBQO)

214 EC, mine was a golden laced Winedot. Now, I'm stuck taking care of a bunch of hens I don't like a hell raiser rooster.

We had one of those too. Very pretty plumage on those breeds. We had those and some Buff Orpingtons.

My wife eventually gave them away because she got tired of taking care of them. Maybe later, if we move to another house with more land, she'll get some bantams.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (GQ8sn)

215 Kay must have culled her cat herd to give herself a little more free time.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 18, 2013 03:36 PM (DvVVN)

216 ACD or Heeler????

Definitely ADHD. He's taking after the slightly older beagle.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:36 PM (Ec6wH)

217 Actually, who does kill Africans?
.
Population controllers at the UN/WHO, communists, Muslim slavers, and the French.
.
Darlings of the left.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (da8Ek)

218 OT Meanwhile brothers celebrate lottery win by buying drugs and blowing up house.

Large sums of money is not for amateurs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (l86i3)

219 crap, I can't remember the exact title (haven't read it yet), but it's a collection of quotes with some commentary...

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (wtvvX)

220 My Aussie pup just hit the teenage years. Still devilishly cute...but yeah, he's a teenager now.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
..........
Could you please define "Aussie pup" in American terms?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (f9c2L)

221 I just got a call saying I'd won a Dodge Durango from an online contest that I never entered. I wonder if this is on the up-and-up?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (QLJPW)

222 211
Maybe the chicken is just stunned.


Lovely plumage, though.

Posted by: pep at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (6TB1Z)

223 @206 TiFW lurves AtC.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (ADnWI)

224 @ She also killed her dog before she went, too, in order to keep the dog from eating her corpse after the fact...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 03:15 PM (e0xKF)


That...that whore!

I thought she was shooting me cuz I crapped in her Jimmy Choo's.

I mean I never ever never would've of eaten my best friend.

I mean never.....

Course I am a little peckish.

Anybody got any ghost dog chow?

.....no?


I'll take ghost vomit in a pinch.


Posted by: Ghost of Mindy McCready's Dog at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (j2lYi)

225 Meanwhile brothers celebrate lottery win by buying drugs and blowing up house.


Stupid retards had it backwards.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (GQ8sn)

226 Sorry, he's an Australian shepherd.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (Ec6wH)

227 196 If you're ever in Sweden, and you're a woman, avoid Malmo like the plague unless you like getting raped by Muzzies.

Spent a lot of time in Malmo and Landskroner. It is a shame what the ridiculous immigration rules have done to Malmo. Everyone I know there are anything but "tolerant" of their muslim neighbors.

Posted by: jwest at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (ZDsRL)

228 Actually, who does kill Africans?
.
Population controllers at the UN/WHO, communists, Muslim slavers, and the French.
.
Darlings of the left.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (da8Ek)

Mostly other Blacks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (l86i3)

229 He used a firearm and a cricket bat because he didn't want to get caught flatfooted by the home invaders.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (ORGYc)

230 16
I DEMAND MY FREEDOM FROM GUNS AND ALL YOU GODBAGS!

*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:05 PM

NYAH NYAH, MISSED ME !!!! PPPPFFFBBBTTTT !!!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (mCvL4)

231
211Maybe the chicken is just stunned.
.
Tired and shgged out, following a prolonged squawk?

Posted by: Doom Python at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (yn6XZ)

232 I just got a call saying I'd won a Dodge Durango from an online contest
that I never entered. I wonder if this is on the up-and-up?



Ask for the VIN.

If they can't start reading off numbers and letters in 5 seconds, you've got your answer.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)

233 Darlings of the left.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:37 PM (da8Ek)

-----
Yes..... I believe Rachel Carson is the current single record holder in Africans slain.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:38 PM (nELVU)

234 nothing's working for me. My typing has gone all to hell.

Of course, you all have a plethora of chicken jokes.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (0PiQ4)

235 215
Kay must have culled her cat herd to give herself a little more free time.




OMG. Reminds me of a story my husband told me about a vendor he had out of Alabama years ago.


The guy lived down the street from an elderly cat lady who asked him to bring his rifle and cull her "cat family."


She sat on her porch and watched him pick them off one by one, and a white, fluffy one scampered by...and he shot it.


Old lady: "I kinda wish you hadn't shot that one. She was my favorite."


True story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (UOM48)

236 If you're ever in Sweden, and you're a woman, avoid Malmo like the plague unless you like getting raped by Muzzies.



Is there train service to Malmo?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

237 If Pistorius is granted any form of pre-trial release, there will be blood in the streets of South Africa. But, then, what else is new.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (wbmaj)

238 Maybe it was Kay who spit on that black Congressman at that protest.


Hey Kay, Brietbart has some reward money waitin' for ya!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (DvVVN)

239 So. Apparently pthirus pubis is becoming an endangered species because of the whole wax on wax off thing. Where are you now, PETA? I thought all animals were equal. Why aren't there demands for pthirus pubis to be listed as an endangered species? Why aren't there demands that waxers shut down? Why aren't razors under close regulatory control? Why, it's almost as if the animal rights activists are full of shit and only want to save the cute, cuddly animals and/or shut down industries. Isn't waxing an industry? Isn't having to buy new blades every time a scam? Think of the louseseseses! Won't someone think of the louseseseseseses! *stares down* Bannion, a ladder, s'il vous plait.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (VtjlW)


--------------------------------------------------


That was interesting.

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (EKhlY)

240 This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.

I have a friend who had one of her chickens attach itself to her. Followed her all over everywhere everyday. Came into the house even.

Got killed in the great dog massacre of 2007. She was devastated.
Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (+paCV)

241 Sorry, he's an Australian shepherd.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
...........
Ahh.. ok.. which is what I thought to begin with.. but you never know around here!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 03:40 PM (f9c2L)

242 So. Apparently pthirus pubis is becoming an endangered species because
of the whole wax on wax off thing. Where are you now, PETA? I thought
all animals were equal. Why aren't there demands for pthirus pubis to be
listed as an endangered species? Why aren't there demands that waxers
shut down? Why aren't razors under close regulatory control? Why, it's
almost as if the animal rights activists are full of shit and only want
to save the cute, cuddly animals and/or shut down industries. Isn't
waxing an industry? Isn't having to buy new blades every time a scam?
Think of the louseseseses! Won't someone think of the louseseseseseses!



Level 4 Brazilian FTW.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)

243 Google's self-driving cars are making the rounds in Texas this week apparently.

It'd be nice to see some legislation put in place there in time for commercialization.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 18, 2013 03:41 PM (xAtAj)

244 Was at the train station in Copenhagen about 10 years ago. Hundreds of heroin addicts begging for change and dozens of prostitutes. Mix in the exploding and uncontrolled Muslim population and you have a real Utopia.

Posted by: Icedog at February 18, 2013 03:41 PM (9ScGj)

245 Americans are indeed a little less happy because we have Manatees. In fact, it is our Huge Manatee that has always been a problem.
.
Imagine having a daily reminder that mermaids are actually 800lb cows. That sucks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:41 PM (da8Ek)

246
Holy Shit.


ITS.A.FRICKEN.CHICKEN.PEOPLE.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:42 PM (nELVU)

247 Of course, you all have a plethora of chicken jokes.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (0PiQ4)


Would you say I have a plethora of pullet puns?

Posted by: El Guapo at February 18, 2013 03:42 PM (8ZskC)

248 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (UOM4



I coulda gone all day without that story.

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 03:42 PM (X6akg)

249 Read the article. One of the girlfriends loaded up the burned brother, kids, and herself into vehicle. Drove to hospital. Dropped off the victim and then left.

Class all around.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:42 PM (X8n03)

250 I just got a call saying I'd won a Dodge Durango from an online contest

that I never entered. I wonder if this is on the up-and-up?>>

You don't have any outstanding warrants do you?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 03:43 PM (aVYsC)

251 The guy lived down the street from an elderly cat lady who asked him to bring his rifle and cull her "cat family."


Kitteh kulling?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:43 PM (GQ8sn)

252 @155

Ever raped a manatee?

Posted by: Peter Graves at February 18, 2013 03:26 PM (8ZskC)



It's a lot like bangin' a mermaid cept they don't leave you with crank barnacles.

Posted by: Sindbad the Sailor at February 18, 2013 03:43 PM (j2lYi)

253 The people of Denmark and Norway are happier than we are because they don't have Obama on their damn TV every damn day!

When I was in London 2 years ago I went an entire week without seeing him! BBC and Sky News were totally uninterested in him, and it was great!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 18, 2013 03:43 PM (GoIUi)

254 244
Was at the train station in Copenhagen about 10 years ago. Hundreds of
heroin addicts begging for change and dozens of prostitutes. Mix in the
exploding and uncontrolled Muslim population and you have a real
Utopia.




When we were there a few years ago, a Muzzie "dad" was going on trial for shooting his daughter on the train because she had married a non-Muslim.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (UOM48)

255 This is turning into a crap day. One of my chickens died. The only one I liked.

Oh sweet sweet release of death.

Posted by: the political chicken at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (evdj2)

256 If this doesn't send you to your bunk, nothing will

Guns n Sideboob

pic.twitter.com/iuvWwlbq

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (mCvL4)

257 Well there is some good news on the chicken front. Mr. Horse-baby isn't around to experiment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (X8n03)

258 *stares down* Bannion, a ladder, s'il vous plait.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (VtjlW)

Good Lord!!!!

He abandoned you up there?!?!?
*runs over with step ladder*

Allow me, my Queen.

Shall I have him beaten or beaten and thrown to the pigs?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (da5Wo)

259 Maybe the chicken is just stunned.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (8ZskC)


-------------------------------------------------


There are certain advantages to playing dead.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (EKhlY)

260 Chickens are dirty disgusting birds that do nothing but eat and produce profuse amounts of crap, but they are really fascinating to observe. There is such a thing as a pecking order. The one that died was the one that all the rest of my hens shunned. When I let them out of the coop, she was always the one left behind.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (0PiQ4)

261 When we were there a few years ago, a Muzzie "dad" was going on trial for shooting his daughter on the train because she had married a non-Muslim.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (UOM4


I thought there were no guns?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (l86i3)

262 Of course, you all have a plethora of chicken jokes. Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:39 PM (0PiQ4)
That will go great with a cornucopia of fruit jokes.

Posted by: polynikes at February 18, 2013 03:45 PM (m2CN7)

263 Mermaids are totally over-rated when you stop and think about it.


I guess it gets lonely out there on the high seas.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:45 PM (KXm42)

264 When I let them out of the coop, she was always the one left behind.
Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (0PiQ4)


She must have been Teh Hot one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at February 18, 2013 03:45 PM (l86i3)

265 Mr. Horse-baby isn't around to experiment.

It's Medoza. Name's MENDOZA.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza, The Horse Fatherer at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (8ZskC)

266 @210 That is the funniest news story I've read in a while...

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (wtvvX)

267 Ace must really be celebrating President's Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (UOM48)

268 Give up BCochran, you still sleeping on a pallet of straw.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (X8n03)

269 Great. I let Mindy McCready watch my dog this weekend. So much for that.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (wbmaj)

270

I guess the blog is officially on holiday, today.

Which is fine.

Time to go do more stuffies...

Posted by: beach holiday at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (LpQbZ)

271 Scandi guys are happy for the same reason I was happy when in Scandi-land


Scandi wimmin ; moody sometimes, but often exquisite

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (Dll6b)

272 I am countering the lefttists memes of "Birther" and "Truther". I have taken to calling them "Warmers"

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (nTgAI)

273 Pluck me! Pluck me!

Posted by: the possessed chicken at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (evdj2)

274 Tami I could have gone my whole life without that story.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (da8Ek)

275 Yeah Tex, with those two brothers its literally true. The stupid does burn.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:47 PM (X8n03)

276 I have them all riled up in the local paper comments

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (nTgAI)

277
There are certain advantages to playing dead.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (EKhlY)

-------

Shhhh.
I've already fucked all the Hens...those Turkey Vultures circling overhead have been teasing me for far too long.
Today, they're mine!

Posted by: Rooster, playing dead at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (DZbQ0)

278 pic.twitter.com/iuvWwlbq


I can't get this to load.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)

279 OT Meanwhile brothers celebrate lottery win by buying drugs and blowing up house...Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:35 PM (X8n03)

Sorry Anna, those are blood brothers not Negroes. Brown people dont do that shit.

The End!

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (3w4WK)

280
Heh. Mention Govt Cheese and KayinMaine shows up to try and get some.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (p/cQy)

281 276
I have them all riled up in the local paper comments

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (nTgAI


Don't tease. Share.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (UOM48)

282 Tami, I could have gone my whole life without that story.
That's what the white cat said.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (ORGYc)

283 And if you want to understand the origins of the word "cocky" watch a rooster in action.

When mine was little and nice and liked me, I'd hold it and and pet him and call my sister and say "I'm holding a cock in my hands and stroking it." the only good thing about him is the endless cock jokes he provided.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (0PiQ4)

284 Tami, did you share the shoe news?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (X8n03)

285 there are lots of guns in Scandi-land; mostly shotguns and hunting rifles. Hard to find a farm or house out in the country without one


it's only handguns they freak out about. To make up for that, Scandi cops are well-armed ( esp in Sweden ). Also in Sweden, the cops like to wear stompy boots.......because they can, and they look gorgeous

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 18, 2013 03:50 PM (Dll6b)

286 >>>Yes..... I believe Rachel Carson is the current single record holder in Africans slain.

I come in second!

Posted by: Machete at February 18, 2013 03:50 PM (7SwK/)

287 What? Not even a pity post from ace?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2013 03:50 PM (4cRnj)

288 When in Malmo, go to the Ĺrstiderna restaurant (formerly known as Kockskakroner.You've got to ask for it, but they make an excellent steak tartar.

And yes, after all the herring and other sea food, you'll want some actual beef after a while.

In Landskroner, try Nils Holgersson. It's also underground.

Posted by: jwest at February 18, 2013 03:51 PM (ZDsRL)

289 Roosters are mean sons a bitches.

I hate those things almost as much as I hate chimps.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:51 PM (KXm42)

290 And if you want to understand the origins of the word "cocky" watch a rooster in action.

My oldest stepson raises chickens. He's got a weird looking Polish rooster and some hens. He told me that you need to establish dominance with the rooster right from the start. He said that the rooster charged him one day while he was feeding the hens. He punted the rooster a good 15 feet and he never bothered him again.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:51 PM (GQ8sn)

291
Oh wait, the Aussies caught up to some Nigerian fraudster who was on the FBI's most wanted list.

Never mind the Nigerian fraudster. Go after the Indonesian one.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (IDSI7)

292 286 >>>Yes..... I believe Rachel Carson is the current single record holder in Africans slain.

Well, maybe so. But they have such lovely bird eggs!

Posted by: Rachel Carson at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (JQuNB)

293 I can't get this to load.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)


-------------------------------------------


Don't worry about it. It's just a pic of chics with big tits and guns.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (EKhlY)

294
268
Give up BCochran, you still sleeping on a pallet of straw.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:46 PM (X8n03)


Oh, this is much more about fucking with Bannion.


Btw, Horde, currently listening to my dad have a serious meltdown. A job that we thought we had finished and made good money on? Yeah, just got the punch list. Pretty sure the crazy homeless guy wandering outside is blushing from the language.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (da5Wo)

295 pic.twitter.com/iuvWwlbq


I can't get this to load.>>

Try pasting it directly into the URL box.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (aVYsC)

296 That's what the white cat said.


Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2013 03:49 PM (ORGYc)

----
Well.... technically....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 03:52 PM (nELVU)

297 I would be totally responsible if I won millions, I would not be a druggie or blow up my house or anything.
.
I would like to also say that it's well past time this hypothesis was tested.
.
I ¤might¤ drive past a few sororities waving a stack of hundreds. That's it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:53 PM (da8Ek)

298 Don't worry about it. It's just a pic of chics with big tits and guns.


Dammit!!!!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:53 PM (GQ8sn)

299 211Maybe the chicken is just stunned.
***

Pining for the Fjords?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:54 PM (uhftQ)

300 parts of Malmo are semi-war zones, due to being infiltrated by Cultural Enrichers. Somalis have got to be the laziest and most criminally-minded people on Earf.


also many Kurds and Iraqis in Malmo, there are

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 18, 2013 03:54 PM (Dll6b)

301 Roosters are mean sons a bitches.I hate those things almost as much as I hate chimps.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:51 PM (KXm42)


----------------------------------------------


Tom turkeys are the meanest. And if they're large, they can do some damage.

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:54 PM (EKhlY)

302 Mooch says her bangs are her "mid-life crisis." I would say Blackie-O's burgeoning ass is more like it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (wbmaj)

303 Merovign, first get the Mazda all fixed up. Then drag a few Benjamins through Sorority Row?

Boy BCochran, you are easily amused.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (X8n03)

304 Do the chickens have large talons ?

Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (nTgAI)

305 EC, maybe this will open for you.
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/29/no-846/page/7/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (X8n03)

306 Marlene Dietrich was a MAN, btw.

Posted by: the flying monkeys of Gibraltar at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (Dll6b)

307 Tom turkeys are the meanest. And if they're large, they can do some damage.

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:54 PM (EKhlY)


That's racist!

Posted by: real joe in blue state hell at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (CEXpW)

308 Rolex doesn't offer "gold plated" watches. $43K will buy you a nice solid yellow gold day/date with a presidential band.


Yeah....if JJ Jr. has a 'gold plated' Rolex, I'm pretty sure that if he looks closely, he'll find 'Made in China' stamped on it somewhere.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (KESFj)

309 He said that the rooster charged him one day while he was feeding the hens. He punted the rooster a good 15 feet and he never bothered him again.
Posted by: EC
***

There's a future Olympic event.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (uhftQ)

310 Tom turkeys are the meanest. And if they're large, they can do some damage.

Hah..that reminds me of that newslady freaking out in the middle of a thousand turkeys.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (KXm42)

311 Yeah, EC, roosters also understand English. I was sitting on the steps of deck and he strutted right up to and I said to him "leave me alone mister" and the crazy bird got his wings up and his feathers standing up on its neck and charged me. I use a snow shovel now to deal with that cock.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (0PiQ4)

312

Yeah...roosters are aggressive creatures.
You want them that way, if you are raising chickens.
A cowed, passive, rooster would not be very effective.

I still think that 'cockfighting' is an abomination, though.
Never did understand how people could get into that.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 03:56 PM (DZbQ0)

313
Ok. I had to go to KayInsane's blog and snoop around..... read a post or two and then read some comments..... she's real. She's frightening. She has a few friends that comment back and forth with her. I feel icky. I'm gonna go shower now.......
Word of advice for anyone else considering visiting KayInsane's blog. Don't. You won't like what you see.... and you can never unsee it.

Your welcome.

You cannot sock the insane that is KayInMaine. It can't be done.

*shudders*

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 03:57 PM (qLeRe)

314 Do the chickens have large talons ?
Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (nTgAI)


---------------------------------------------


You're going somewhere with this, aren't you?

Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:58 PM (EKhlY)

315 EC, maybe this will open for you.


I can highlight and open those links fine. The twitpic ones don't work unless I c and p it directly into the url bar.

Nice looking bag and belt btw.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 03:58 PM (GQ8sn)

316 I still think that 'cockfighting' is an abomination, though.
Never did understand how people could get into that.

---

Sewiouswy????

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 18, 2013 03:58 PM (nELVU)

317
You're welcome.
-Dammit. Must proofread always.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 03:59 PM (qLeRe)

318 Bored now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 03:59 PM (da8Ek)

319 Sorry all of you. I didn't mean to hijack the thread with my chicken shit. I think Ace had something to do with my dead chicken. I guess he is celebrating the holiday in Moron style.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 04:00 PM (0PiQ4)

320 I still think that 'cockfighting' is an abomination, though. Never did understand how people could get into that.

Nobody really gets hurt, except for an occasional bruise.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at February 18, 2013 04:00 PM (8ZskC)

321 Sorry Anna, those are blood brothers not Negroes. Brown people dont do that shit.

You tell 'em!

Posted by: Richard Prior at February 18, 2013 04:00 PM (SY2Kh)

322 I still think that 'cockfighting' is an abomination, though. Never did understand how people could get into that.
Posted by: wheatie
***

Read a book about such people. They aren't too different from serail killers. They like wtching animals (etc.) bleed and die.
It's also why I still hate Michael Vick. He's only sorry he got caught.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:00 PM (uhftQ)

323 Yeah, EC, roosters also understand English. I was sitting on the steps
of deck and he strutted right up to and I said to him "leave me alone
mister" and the crazy bird got his wings up and his feathers standing up
on its neck and charged me. I use a snow shovel now to deal with that
cock.


Hens can be tough and mean too.

We have an old cat and two dogs, both labs. When we had the chickens, there was one big hen that would not take shit from anyone, especially the dogs that liked to chase them around the back yard. This hen would puff her chest up, spread her wings and charge the bigger dog like he was her bitch. It was the funniest thing to see a black lab running away from a chicken!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:01 PM (GQ8sn)

324
From Government cheese to large taloned fighting chickens.



This blog. Its just a game of "telephone".... isnt it?

Posted by: fixerupper at February 18, 2013 04:01 PM (nELVU)

325 JERUSALEM — Israel will award President Barack Obama the country's Presidential Medal of Distinction during his upcoming visit.
I thought this was a joke. It's not.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 04:01 PM (wbmaj)

326 I think Imma go read the news now, get my blood pressure back up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (da8Ek)

327 Friends of mine are considering building a coop and getting into some backyard chickens. I offered to help, because I think hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (QLJPW)

328 Alec Baldwin-Fan of coon fighting.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (wbmaj)

329 I use a snow shovel now to deal with that
cock.



*yikes*

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (8ZskC)

330 Do the chickens have large talons ? Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at February 18, 2013 03:55 PM (nTgAI) --------------------------------------------- You're going somewhere with this, aren't you?
Posted by: Soona at February 18, 2013 03:58 PM (EKhlY)

Nah... just thought that was funny in the movie

Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at February 18, 2013 04:02 PM (nTgAI)

331 Friends of mine are considering building a coop and getting into some backyard chickens. I offered to help, because I think hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: USS Diversity
***

Hope they don't live close. Those Roosters do like to welcome the sunrise.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:03 PM (uhftQ)

332 325

I'm honored. In return I offer Israel my detailed peace strategy: get the f out

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 18, 2013 04:03 PM (60GaT)

333
Chickens are dirty disgusting birds that do nothing but eat and produce profuse amounts of crap


Natural born legislators.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 18, 2013 04:04 PM (1rU+d)

334 I guess he is celebrating the holiday in Moron style.

Posted by: L, elle
.........
I suspect Ace works for the US Postal Service.. that's why he always has so much time to blog. except a postal holiday, of course!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2013 04:04 PM (f9c2L)

335 " Israel will award President Barack Obama the country's Presidential Medal of Distinction..."

Well, he's a distinct SCOAMF.

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 04:04 PM (wtvvX)

336 Don't worry, Cicero, as a shield and guard not as a club.

Posted by: L, elle at February 18, 2013 04:05 PM (0PiQ4)

337 Friends of mine are considering building a coop and getting into some
backyard chickens. I offered to help, because I think hilarity will
ensue.


There's other options besides chickens. There's all kinds of different chicken-type yard food.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 04:05 PM (KXm42)

338
Hope they don't live close. Those Roosters do like to welcome the sunrise.

Far enough away I won't hear it.

Had a rooster live next to me once. We hadserious plans to fricassee that son of a bitch, when it disappeared.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 18, 2013 04:05 PM (QLJPW)

339 "Penguins is practically chickens..."

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (wtvvX)

340 Shall I have him beaten or beaten and thrown to the pigs?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 03:44 PM (da5Wo)



*ponders* Just beaten for the moment.


Is it an actual punch list or is it the "oh hey we totes forgot to include all this shit in the initial contract so we're just going to stick it in the punch list and you won't notice lalalalala" punch list? If it's the later, you may borrow the Ravage.




Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (VtjlW)

341 Looks like ace has got the boys spread out and we are getting "content" every so often.

Speaking of that, WTF is going on with ammo? You can not find fucking 22LR ammo. I heard the reason is people are converting their AR-15's to 22 instead of 762.

Who would ever imagine dirt bag 22 ammo would be hard to find. I have a couple 1,000 rounds in a box somewhere.

The stupid is strong, but it keeps going. It's like a fucking chain letter, no one want to be the last guy in the chain.

If all this shit keeps up, every fucking house in the country will have enough guns and ammo to stop Big Sis.

Oh, maybe that's the point?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (wR+pz)

342 "Penguins is practically chickens..."


Yup, they're the "chicken of the sea"!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (GQ8sn)

343 There's other options besides chickens.


You want hilarity? Get Rhesus monkeys instead.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 18, 2013 04:07 PM (8ZskC)

344 I get slightly upset when I see people pitting insects against eachother.

No way I could watch a cockfight.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 18, 2013 04:07 PM (xAtAj)

345 Speaking of that, WTF is going on with ammo? You can not find fucking
22LR ammo. I heard the reason is people are converting their AR-15's to
22 instead of 762.



I don't get it either. It would be stupid to convert to 22 now, there's nothing to buy except for the auction sites.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:08 PM (GQ8sn)

346
322I still think that 'cockfighting' is an abomination, though. Never did understand how people could get into that.
Posted by: wheatie

***



Read a book about such people. They aren't too different from serail killers. They like wtching animals (etc.) bleed and die.
It's also why I still hate Michael Vick. He's only sorry he got caught.

------------------

Yep.
Michael Vick is scum...and can DIAF.
I will not watch him, or any team he plays for.

Cockfighting is outlawed pretty much everywhere, like dog fighting.
But it still goes on.

A tell-tale sign of someone raising fighting roosters...is a place with dozens of little pens, with small A-frame roosts in each one.
They're still out there.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:09 PM (DZbQ0)

347 There's other options besides chickens. There's all kinds of different chicken-type yard food.
Posted by: eleven
***

Such as stray cats.../

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:09 PM (uhftQ)

348 Hey, if you are bored and what some laughs, go here and read about these guys that fuck with the scam guys from Nigeria. If I could only figure out how to do this to Rachel who wants to lower my Credit Card rates.

Go to the wall of shame.



http://tinyurl.com/48xg4

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:10 PM (wR+pz)

349 FYI, this is Ace's way of making you appreciate him more. At least that's what the voices tell me.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:10 PM (uhftQ)

350 Such as stray cats.../

Damn ...now I'm going to have that stupid song stuck in my head.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 04:11 PM (KXm42)

351 An innocent mistake, says lawmakers. Um...yeah.

“In order to continue to possess an assault weapon that was legally
possessed on the effective date of this section, the person possessing
shall ... safely and securely store the assault weapon. The sheriff of
the county may, no more than once per year, conduct an inspection to
ensure compliance with this subsection.”

Posted by: Tonic Dog at February 18, 2013 04:11 PM (X/+QT)

352 The Animaniacs' "Presidents Song"

Posted by: Wakko Warner at February 18, 2013 04:12 PM (Vk2pI)

353 Such as stray cats.../Damn ...now I'm going to have that stupid song stuck in my head.
Posted by: eleven
***

Have a shoe thrown at me by a mean eleven....

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 18, 2013 04:13 PM (uhftQ)

354 Speaking of that, WTF is going on with ammo? You can not find fucking 22LR ammo. I heard the reason is people are converting their AR-15's to 22 instead of 762.I don't get it either. It would be stupid to convert to 22 now, there's nothing to buy except for the auction sites.
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:08 PM (GQ8sn)

Shit, I can't even find reloading components. Try finding .308 brass or bullets right now.
I have been shooting my 6mm a lot lately because I havee brass and bullets are still available, large rifle primers are getting harder to find as well.

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:14 PM (nTgAI)

355 "Michael Vick is scum...and can DIAF.
I will not watch him, or any team he plays for"

Of course it has NOTHING to do with his skin hue?

*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 04:14 PM (3w4WK)

356 I'm not mean. I'm differently nice.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 04:15 PM (KXm42)

357 Shit, I can't even find reloading components. Try finding .308 brass or bullets right now.



http://www.luckygunner.com/rifle/308-ammo

How do those prices stack up?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)

358 I just order 2,000 rounds of 5.7 x 28 at over a buck a round. Delivery? Maybe June. I don't see how this stupid can continue.

Time to buy some gun stocks.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:17 PM (wR+pz)

359 I just order 2,000 rounds of 5.7 x 28 at over a buck a round.

Are you a Five-seveN man?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:18 PM (GQ8sn)

360 Kay in Maine, champion of rich people who abuse animals.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 04:18 PM (/kI1Q)

361 Shit, I can't even find reloading components. Try finding .308 brass or bullets right now. http://www.luckygunner.com/rifle/308-ammoHow do those prices stack up?
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)

$1.93 per round !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:19 PM (nTgAI)

362 Going to a Wal Mart to special order a Marlin 1894. Back order that is.

They have NO fucking ammo, except some 12 ga shells.

This shit is getting real!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:19 PM (wR+pz)

363
355"Michael Vick is scum...and can DIAF.
I will not watch him, or any team he plays for"



Of course it has NOTHING to do with his skin hue?

*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 18, 2013 04:14 PM (3w4WK)


Don't start with me, clamsquatch.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:19 PM (DZbQ0)

364 340 Is it an actual punch list or is it the "oh hey we totes forgot to include all this shit in the initial contract so we're just going to stick it in the punch list and you won't notice lalalalala" punch list? If it's the later, you may borrow the Ravage.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:06 PM (VtjlW)

I suspect that, in large part, it's a "we've moved into the space and beaten the holy fuck out of it moving our shit in" with a smattering of "a schedule crunch forced us to assign as foreman someone unable to handle a job of this size" thrown in for shits and giggles.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (zopgw)

365 OMG some stupid scrunt on Hannity just advocated a 80% tax rate. 'If you make 5 million a year, surely you can make it on only 1 million.'

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (UU0OF)

366 Oh, lookie, we got a new troll? How you guys doin' today, everybody got the day off with pay?

Posted by: Peaches at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (kpCLl)

367 I have 1K of 5.56 at home. It's selling for a buck ar round in some places. I am seriously thinking of selling a few hundred rounds for scope money.

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (nTgAI)

368 Kay in Maine, bringing the bat-shit crazy and RACISSSSSST!!!111!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (UOM48)

369 $1.93 per round !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Those are the HP rounds. What about that Brown Bear? Ofcourse, it's jacked up right now. Where else can you buy some that's guaranteed in stock, besides the auctions?

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)

370 A tell-tale sign of someone raising fighting roosters...is a place with dozens of little pens, with small A-frame roosts in each one.
They're still out there.
Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:09 PM (DZbQ0)



Dude. I drove past a place like that not too far from me the other day and I could not figure out why the hell someone had a coop like that. The more you know!

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (VtjlW)

371 Don't start with me, clamsquatch.

Posted by: wheatie


"Clamsquatch" deserves some sort of award.

Wait here while I go to the basement and fashion one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (Ipj15)

372 People who engage in dog-fighting, like Michael Vick, should be sentenced to endless listening to "Beautiful Joe" and "Black Beauty" on audio books.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (GoIUi)

373 I had cheese here somewhere. Who moved my fucking cheese!?

Posted by: Squidtard at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (UQxX6)

374 @359

Yep, got a 57 and a PS90. Thirty round mag in a pistol is pretty fucking cool.

Son grabbed my PS90 while I was asleep and took it to ATL. Three 50 round mags!

Asshole.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (wR+pz)

375 Oh, lookie, we got a new troll? How you guys doin' today, everybody got the day off with pay?

I WILL RAPE THE SOULS OF YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (SY2Kh)

376 365 OMG some stupid scrunt on Hannity just advocated a 80% tax rate. 'If you make 5 million a year, surely you can make it on only 1 million.'

---

The stupid is strong with that one.

Find out what they make, put a 60% or more tax rate on them, and watch them squeal how unfair it is.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (e0xKF)

377 *SPIT*

I know it's spring training but Kay really needs to give up the Red Man.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 18, 2013 04:22 PM (7Nq2G)

378 Don't start with me, clamsquatch.

Posted by: wheatie

"Clamsquatch" deserves some sort of award.

Agree!! Kudos, wheatie!

Posted by: Peaches at February 18, 2013 04:22 PM (kpCLl)

379 Did the gubmint move my cheese!?

Posted by: Squidtard at February 18, 2013 04:23 PM (UQxX6)

380 I joined the NRA three-four(?) weeks ago, and just received by membership stuff in Saturday's mail.

Two NRA window decals, membership card, and NO Bass Pro Shop $25 gift card.

The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:23 PM (UOM48)

381
I like KayInMaine! I hope she spends more time here. She's full of spunk. Well, I mean she's spunky...... you know..... fiesty. I've seen her picture.... there is no way anyone's banging that....

*shudders*

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 04:23 PM (qLeRe)

382 Yep, got a 57 and a PS90. Thirty round mag in a pistol is pretty fucking cool.

Son grabbed my PS90 while I was asleep and took it to ATL. Three 50 round mags!




Nice. I have the SCAR 16s myself. Haven't had a chance to shoot it yet because there are no ranges near me that don't charge a fuckin arm and leg just to come and shoot it without joining up as a lifetime member or somesuch.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (GQ8sn)

383 by = my

stupid fingers

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (UOM48)

384 The cheese in this thread has become rather.....
moldy.....

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (wtvvX)

385
45 36 25 00 84
46 81 60 81 60
13 82 13 33 65
99 62 85 30 09
98 82 44 52 12

Posted by: John has a long mustache at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (evdj2)

386 I WILL RAPE THE SOULS OF YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 04:21 PM (SY2Kh)



If that's not been used in one of the NFL QBs on Facebook, it needs to be.


Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:24 PM (VtjlW)

387 >>The Animaniacs' "Presidents Song"

Heh. I just told my kids that they had schoolwork today...to listen to that song.

One of my neighbors put up Easter decorations on Friday. Well, I saw them Fri. Could have actually gone up Ash Wednesday or Valentine's Day.

Over achievers.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 18, 2013 04:25 PM (SUKHu)

388 At a $1.93 a round for .308 do you want FMJ or tracer?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 18, 2013 04:25 PM (aVYsC)

389 $1.93 per round !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Those are the HP rounds. What about that Brown Bear? Ofcourse, it's jacked up right now. Where else can you buy some that's guaranteed in stock, besides the auctions?
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)
The Brown Bear is steel cased berdan primed, I need the brass for reloading. I just got a .308 recently.

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:25 PM (nTgAI)

390 'If you make 5 million a year, surely you can make it on only 1 million.'

---

Of course I could, but why would I want to.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 04:25 PM (gmeXX)

391 387 >>The Animaniacs' "Presidents Song"

Heh. I just told my kids that they had schoolwork today...to listen to that song.

---

Also recommended - "We Are The Mediocre Presidents" by The Simpsons.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 18, 2013 04:26 PM (e0xKF)

392 At a $1.93 a round for .308 do you want FMJ or tracer?

Tracer. Because it's fun to pretend you're shooting a laser AND you can set fires!

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:26 PM (GQ8sn)

393 Anyone watching Cavuto? Did you see the interview a reporter did with the envirotard who won't leave out the possibility of enviro-terrorism if Obama doesn't stop the Keystone pipeline?

Shit's getting real.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:26 PM (UOM48)

394 Celluloid Heros. *sigh* My favorite Kinks song. I saw them in '82 at the Grand Ol Opry House, I consider it my first real concert. I don't count amusement park Meco and Chic. Although the Beach Boys in '83 at Great Adventure was good, even if it was raining.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at February 18, 2013 04:27 PM (nqXsF)

395 I feel like I should be bring cookies to AtC but I am unsure what cookie goes with with crabs and a level 4 Brazilian....

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (KjlbF)

396
clamsquatch.
Nicely done.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (qLeRe)

397 OMG some stupid scrunt on Hannity just advocated a 80% tax rate. 'If you make 5 million a year, surely you can make it on only 1 million.

----

This is why it is best to hold the line on principal with a flat tax. Nothing will ever be good enough for these people. Hypothetically speaking, let's say the country agreed, no one needed more than $1MM. That won't stop the debate, they'll just move the goal posts and claim that no one needs more than $750,000. We will be fighting this for the rest of our lives.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (gmeXX)

398 the fuck is with my typing...

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (KjlbF)

399
I suspect that, in large part, it's a "we've
moved into the space and beaten the holy fuck out of it moving our shit
in" with a smattering of "a schedule crunch forced us to assign as
foreman someone unable to handle a job of this size" thrown in for shits
and giggles.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (zopgw)


Aren't punch lists done BEFORE one moves in?

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (X6akg)

400 What's so great about "clamsquatch"?

Posted by: Squidsquatch at February 18, 2013 04:29 PM (UQxX6)

401 370 A tell-tale sign of someone raising fighting roosters...is a place with dozens of little pens, with small A-frame roosts in each one. They're still out there. Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:09 PM (DZbQ0)
Dude. I drove past a place like that not too far from me the other day and I could not figure out why the hell someone had a coop like that. The more you know!

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (VtjlW)

----------

There's a whole underground world of cockfighters.
It's not illegal to raise the fighting roosters...and law enforcement can only arrest them if they catch them in the act of staging a fight.

They tie little razor tallons on the birds, and toss them into a ring.
The injured birds are usually thrown onto a bonfire afterwards...still alive.
It's horrible.

I haven't ever attended one.
But I've talked to women who have family members that used to be into it.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:29 PM (DZbQ0)

402 Two NRA window decals, membership card, and NO Bass Pro Shop $25 gift card.

The hell?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2013 04:23 PM (UOM4

Check the website. You may have to register for it or something. If not just call them. Could just be a fuck up, or they are out of them. You might call Bass Pro shop, they might just be using your new membership call for the $25 gift.Life members never get shit.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:29 PM (wR+pz)

403 "Clamsquatch" is beautiful.


People who engage in dog-fighting, like Michael Vick, should be
sentenced to endless listening to "Beautiful Joe" and "Black Beauty" on
audio books.


I still think the punishment for abusing animals should be "whatever you did to the animal." Kicked a cat in the face until its teeth fell out? Hold still. Set the puppy on fire? What's your favorite accelerent?

But I really hate people.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 18, 2013 04:30 PM (/kI1Q)

404 I feel like I should be bring cookies to AtC but I am unsure what cookie goes with with crabs and a level 4 Brazilian....
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (KjlbF)

Lorna Doone's

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 18, 2013 04:30 PM (nTgAI)

405 I feel like I should be bring cookies to AtC but I am unsure what cookie goes with with crabs and a level 4 Brazilian....

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 18, 2013 04:28 PM (KjlbF)



Lorna Doone's




Hehehehe....

"Short"-bread cookies. Nice!


*runs*

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:31 PM (GQ8sn)

406 @382

I am jealous! Saw one at gun show this weekend.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:31 PM (wR+pz)

407 Hehehehe....

"Short"-bread cookies. Nice!


*runs*



Just get Keeblers. You can't go wrong.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2013 04:32 PM (KXm42)

408 >>Also recommended - "We Are The Mediocre Presidents" by The Simpsons.

Thanks.

It's so great getting homeschool lessons off the internet!

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 18, 2013 04:32 PM (SUKHu)

409 This is why it is best to hold the line on principal with a flat tax.

Won't happen. You'd hear nothing but "Tax cut for the rich!!!" 24x7 from the MSM.

It's not completely unreasonable to look at certain deductions and/or loopholes, but not before spending- entitlements in particular- is addressed in a big way.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2013 04:33 PM (SY2Kh)

410 One of my neighbors put up Easter decorations on Friday. Well, I saw
them Fri. Could have actually gone up Ash Wednesday or Valentine's Day.



Over achievers.


I still haven't got around to putting up the christmas lights. :/

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 18, 2013 04:33 PM (KESFj)

411
At Zips....Dems bemoan the inability to pass a budget without tax hikes.... blame republicans..... news at 11.

Trending...or should be.....


#BalanceTheBudgetHarry

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 18, 2013 04:33 PM (qLeRe)

412 Clamsquatch is a new wonderful term that I can piss off a lot of people with, without them knowing why they're pissed. "You like clams, right, and quatch? So what's the problem clamsquatch?" "It's a compliment.".
I can work with that. It just sounds funny.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at February 18, 2013 04:34 PM (nqXsF)

413 I am jealous! Saw one at gun show this weekend.

I got the black version. I put an Aimpoint PRO on it and a Magpul VFG.

Sexier than Kate Upton drenched in baby oil.

Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:34 PM (GQ8sn)

414 "Clamsquatch" is beautiful...come on over sometime.

Posted by: Squidsquatch at February 18, 2013 04:35 PM (UQxX6)

415 I suspect that, in large part, it's a "we've moved into the space and beaten the holy fuck out of it moving our shit in" with a smattering of "a schedule crunch forced us to assign as foreman someone unable to handle a job of this size" thrown in for shits and giggles.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 18, 2013 04:20 PM (zopgw)



My old firm bought some office space on the other side of the quad from where the main office was and decided to turn it into a fancy schmancy conference room with the video conferencing equipment in it and an entire wall of white board to use for trial prep. Pretty much everyone said put up a chair rail on the walls and The Powers That Be ignored this because we couldn't be so idiotic as to bash the walls in pushing the chairs back. After all, it was a good two or three feet between the table and the wall.


To be fair, it did take 15 minutes before someone pushed a chair back and slammed right into the wall which was 10 minutes longer than I anticipated.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:36 PM (VtjlW)

416
It does not surprise me that Girl Scout cookies aren't selling well...

We bought some last year...and they were not edible.

I threw them down in the woods behind our house, because I hate to throw away food.
Nothing would eat them.
Squirrels, raccoons, opossums...they didn't touch them.

I finally went down there and turned them under with a shovel, because they were rotting and drawing flies.

Posted by: wheatie at February 18, 2013 04:37 PM (DZbQ0)

417
I finally went down there and turned them under with a shovel, because they were rotting and drawing flies.

(Insert TFG joke here.)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 18, 2013 04:40 PM (+z4pE)

418 Won't happen. You'd hear nothing but "Tax cut for the rich!!!" 24x7 from the MSM.
-----

I know it won't happen, but it is what we should be arguing for. Then we might end up with a flatter tax. The moment we cede that the rich should pay more, well we know where that goes. The definition of rich is pretty loose and how much they should pay more keeps going up. But in the process we have already ceded the moral case against the rich paying more.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 04:40 PM (gmeXX)

419 Hehehehe....

"Short"-bread cookies. Nice!


*runs*
Posted by: EC at February 18, 2013 04:31 PM (GQ8sn)



Why does everyone insist upon dying tired?


&&&&&&

Oh sweet extension of ampersandawesomeness at last I've found you. . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 18, 2013 04:42 PM (VtjlW)

420 We bought some last year...and they were not edible

----

I was going to comment earlier that I don't think the thin mints are as good as they used to be. Are they making them differently? Still hasn't stopped me from eating a sleeve a night though.

/ hangs head in shame

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2013 04:42 PM (gmeXX)

421 New thread. ace is in the house!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 18, 2013 04:42 PM (wR+pz)

422 And Samoas?

I can't wait until they change the package to plainly and clearly read "Samoa", since they're rapidly on the pathway to only having one fucking cookie in that box.

Posted by: akula51 at February 18, 2013 04:43 PM (YesJa)

423 Well, read the news.
.
Fuck.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 18, 2013 04:49 PM (da8Ek)

424 Free Shitbaggers

Posted by: announcer at February 18, 2013 04:49 PM (i7KmQ)

425 Chickens- Wyandotte roosters are mean. I had one that came after me every time I went in the pen. Punting him didn't stop it. I picked up a board and cold cocked him. Thought I'd killed him but he shook it off. Still came after me again. That's when he had the hunting accident.

Kinks: I saw them play in Portland where one of the backup singers had a "costume accident". The strap broke on her dress and dropped down. Slightly embarassing for her, but she managed to carry on.

Chickens again - I have a crippled chicken. Don't know what happened to it but it acts like it's missing one leg, so I'm guessing it's paralyzed. It pushes off with the other leg. I kept thinking about putting it down, but it seems to get around okay, even lays an egg occasionally. I wonder if they have those bionic blade legs for chickens?

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 18, 2013 08:33 PM (5HBd1)






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