Afternoon Open Thread [CBD]

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog Denver

Posted by: Open Blogger at 01:54 PM



Comments

1 Who's on first?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 01:56 PM (4Mv1T)

2 Wow. Slow day at the blog, eh?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 01:58 PM (4Mv1T)

3 Jimmy Carter was right!!!!!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 01:58 PM (UOM48)

4 Attack bunnies. Huh. Found a small dead snake INSIDE my alternator when replacing it one time. Weirdest thing.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 01:59 PM (4Mv1T)

5 Well Ms. D'oh. How are you? We are apparently the only guests at this soiree,

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:01 PM (4Mv1T)

6 I have a male bluebird fighting his reflection in the windows again today. Provides entertainment/frustration for the two indoor kittehs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:02 PM (UOM48)

7 Duck season or rabbit season? Discuss

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:02 PM (qqZuQ)

8 *waves to TR*

I need to get out and run errands, but dang, it's cold, windy and rainy. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:02 PM (UOM48)

9 Cheerleader pix?

Posted by: Dingbat at February 16, 2013 02:03 PM (MheRS)

10 Is it just a CO rabbit thing? Had a friend who lived about an hour north of Denver whose car was damaved the same way.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 16, 2013 02:04 PM (wbeNt)

11 I had a bluebird doing that repeatedly for days. Drove me crazy. I made a mobile out of two paper plates and string to hang in front of the window, and drew a scary face with a black marker on it. Worked for about 48 hours. That's it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:04 PM (4Mv1T)

12 *tap tap*


Hello? Anybody?


Who shot the blog?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:06 PM (GEICT)

13 President Obama to golf with Tiger Woods’ coach during Presidents Day weekend


Maybe Wood's coach can teach him how to step out on his wife since she is 1/2 across the Country?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2013 02:06 PM (9Bj8R)

14 It's an allegory, people.

The bunnies are eating away at the "engines" of democracy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:06 PM (qqZuQ)

15 Cheerleader pix:

http://tinyurl.com/d2zcb6t

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:06 PM (UOM48)

16 Is there some bunnywho still believes in love?
I know you're out there
There's got to be some bunny,
I search around the world
But I can't seem to find some bunny to love

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:07 PM (qqZuQ)

17 Snow here, with rain. Yuck. Wifey made a giant pot of Brunswick Stew. Excellent.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:07 PM (4Mv1T)

18 15 Cheerleader pix:

http://tinyurl.com/d2zcb6t

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:06 PM (UOM4




You're going to hell for that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:07 PM (GEICT)

19 Planet of the Apes marathon on AMC

Posted by: blaster at February 16, 2013 02:07 PM (/1U3u)

20 See? What did I tell you all?
BUNNIES! BUNNIES! IT MUST BE BUNNIES!

Posted by: Anya at February 16, 2013 02:08 PM (hpDVh)

21 Porcupines do this shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 02:08 PM (j6Z29)

22 Put. The. Bunneh. Down.

Posted by: Cameron Poe at February 16, 2013 02:09 PM (Ks9M3)

23 I wish one of you cobloggers would address the twitter war against cpac because they won't allow goproud. There are a bunch of cons spreading the dishonest meme that cpac is homophobic. There is a very good reason why they don't want goproud: the guys who run it were the ones who outed gay cons, defamed cons, lobbyied for plan parenthood. Even Breitbart quit their board because they acted like assholes. The two who formed goproud are still running it. Gay conservatives are welcome -- gayproud not so much.

Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 02:09 PM (6J6x7)

24 Jane, you are an evil woman disguised as a mild-mannered Southern belle.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:10 PM (piMMO)

25 Wookies as cheerleaders. Huh.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:10 PM (4Mv1T)

26 BCochran, here's a comment from the fawning blog that accompanies the pic:


She is gorgeous. I just watched the video of the event and she looks
spectacular! So fit, so effortlessly feminine and all while wearing a
simple pair of black slacks with a black top and lightweight knit/lacy
sweater.
She really looks so effortlessly good and yummy in her
clothes. The multi strand stone necklace added an even more interesting
dimension to the simple, clean look.
She gets it. She really does.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:10 PM (UOM48)

27 Those aren't attack bunnies.

THIS is an attack bunny.

http://tinyurl.com/coc7q73

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:11 PM (qqZuQ)

28 She is gorgeous. I just watched the video of the event and she looks
spectacular! So fit, so effortlessly feminine and all while wearing a
simple pair of black slacks with a black top and lightweight knit/lacy
sweater.
She really looks so effortlessly good and yummy in her
clothes. The multi strand stone necklace added an even more interesting
dimension to the simple, clean look.
She gets it. She really does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:10 PM (UOM4



F.
F.
S.

That's just...disturbing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:12 PM (GEICT)

29 >>>evil woman disguised as a mild-mannered Southern belle

...and thus the term, "steel magnolia".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:13 PM (4Mv1T)

30 I wish one of you cobloggers would address the twitter war against cpac because they won't allow goproud. There are a bunch of cons spreading the dishonest meme that cpac is homophobic. There is a very good reason why they don't want goproud: the guys who run it were the ones who outed gay cons, defamed cons, lobbyied for plan parenthood. Even Breitbart quit their board because they acted like assholes. The two who formed goproud are still running it. Gay conservatives are welcome -- gayproud not so much.

****

A gay tweeter posted this earlier today:

I'm sorry- I'm not going to be labeled a bigot for being gay and standing up for conservatism & not group that supports redefining marriage

There is clearly a divide in the homocon nation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:13 PM (piMMO)

31 NDH, it's disturbing. There are a lot of people that I like and follow on twitter that are slamming CPAC.

I'm just sitting here thinking, "Did Tony Fabrizio not happen????"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:15 PM (GEICT)

32 Did somebody say killer rabbis?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:15 PM (qqZuQ)

33 so piers morgan claims womyn send him their undies.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 16, 2013 02:15 PM (GVxQo)

34
Where the hell is Ace? He at the library writing his thesis to post on the f*cking conversation? I swear that conversation thingy is gonna be the death of this smart military blog.

*kicks the blogs tire*

*frowns*

*spits*

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 16, 2013 02:15 PM (LMtDw)

35 33 so piers morgan claims womyn send him their undies.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 16, 2013 02:15 PM (GVxQo)



Well, I don't doubt he's getting women's underwear, I'm just doubtful that women wore them or sent them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:16 PM (GEICT)

36 Nice day to go shooting and fishing. I hope my canoe doesn't tip again with my brand new gun.

Posted by: eureka! at February 16, 2013 02:16 PM (HPRku)

37 >>>Where the hell is Ace?

It's only 2:16PM...on a weekend.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:17 PM (4Mv1T)

38 @39 Yeah, I meant to type goproud - not gayproud, by the way. I just see people making dishonest arguments on behalf of goproud and I don't understand why. They know what happened in 2011 and 2012. It's not like goproud had gotten rid of the assholes who pulled this crap either. They still run it.

Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 02:17 PM (6J6x7)

39 eureka

you do have the worst luck with that.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 16, 2013 02:17 PM (GVxQo)

40
34
Where the hell is Ace?

Ace usually takes time off on the weekends...to decompress, and rest up.

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 02:18 PM (DZbQ0)

41 I hope my canoe doesn't tip again with my brand new gun.
Posted by: eureka! at February 16, 2013 02:16 PM (HPRku)


*******

Guess that's what happens when you name it the S.S. Guam.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:18 PM (qqZuQ)

42 It's slightly overcast but its suppose to get to 84. I'll believe it when I see it. A few days ago it was in the 30s at night. Brrrr!

Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 02:19 PM (6J6x7)

43 Anybody know how many gigor meg a standard Youtube music video uses up?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 16, 2013 02:19 PM (QLJPW)

44 I once found squid in my macaroni. Go figure.

Posted by: Sqguido at February 16, 2013 02:19 PM (vTgnx)

45 Ssshhhhhhh! Be vewy qwiet...

we'we hunting wabbis.

Posted by: Al Mar Fudd-iq at February 16, 2013 02:20 PM (qqZuQ)

46 The flip side to this story is that I have two dead Playboy Bunny wannabes in the trunk of my car right now. So ironic.

Posted by: Dang at February 16, 2013 02:21 PM (R18D0)

47 "gigor meg"


Post the URL. We can find the "gigor megs". Serioulsy.

It will vary on video length, graphics, etc.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:22 PM (4Mv1T)

48 First things first...Jane...barrel!

Second....GoPro cam + hula hoop + bikini-clad hottie = teh awesome!


http://youtu.be/CNc5nVn-Qp4

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:23 PM (doBIb)

49 This thread needs more bunny girls:

http://i48.tinypic.com/15cjcly.jpg

Posted by: Reisen Udongein Inaba at February 16, 2013 02:23 PM (Vk2pI)

50 Lol. Screw that noise...... Ace started this here blog thingy and by God he better be here 24/7 to entertain us! I demands it. I am the FSA! Occupy the AceofSpadesHQ!! Woot woot!!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 16, 2013 02:25 PM (LMtDw)

51 Someone call Tim The Enchanter to fix the bunny situation.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:25 PM (doBIb)

52 Bring forth the Holy Flying Squid of Antioch!

Posted by: Octopi AoSHQ at February 16, 2013 02:26 PM (qqZuQ)

53 Barrel. Do. Not. Want.


Has it been disinfected?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:26 PM (UOM48)

54 Second....GoPro cam + hula hoop + bikini-clad hottie = teh awesome!

EC - I cannot thank you enough for that. Just outstanding work.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 02:26 PM (SCTXH)

55
Has it been disinfected?



Uhh...that's what you're supposed to do.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:26 PM (doBIb)

56 26 --- Y'no, if the lefties didn't insist on calling Michelle "gorgeous, " "effortlessly feminine," and "yummy," I don't think that we would rag on her for her looks.

Well, not as much anyway.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 02:26 PM (C8mVl)

57 Let It Burn ... wait ...what?

Posted by: toby928© typing slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 16, 2013 02:27 PM (QupBk)

58

They have a 'Rabbit Problem' at the Denver Int'l Airport now?

Well, maybe it wasn't a good idea to get rid of all those coyotes.

They trapped and chased off the coyotes...and now they have an overpopulation of hungry rabbits, chewing on people's cars.
Wow. Go figure.

In case you haven't been there...Denver put their big Int'l Airport out in the middle of nowhere, in a prairie.

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 02:27 PM (DZbQ0)

59 NDH, it's disturbing. There are a lot of people that I like and follow on twitter that are slamming CPAC.

I'm just sitting here thinking, "Did Tony Fabrizio not happen????"

***

I gt wrapped up in a twit stream yesterday about CPAC banning COProud from the event. I asked here, and on Twtter "Is this our best strategy?" and left it at that.

The original thread had LaSalvia's claim that, essentially, GOProud had been run out on rail by the SoCons. Next thing I know, a twit fight ensued.

And... yeah... thanks for the reminder about Fabrizio.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)

60 Regarding "gigor megs". I may have spoken to soon. Youtube vids actually stream, so you aren't really downloading if I understand correctly.

Somebody who knows what the eff they're talking about please jump in. I clearly do not.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:28 PM (4Mv1T)

61 Has it been disinfected?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:26 PM (UOM4



Well, sort of. You could say its been infected with dis and dat.

Posted by: Octopi AoSHQ at February 16, 2013 02:28 PM (qqZuQ)

62 Assault bunnies?

Posted by: AngelEm at February 16, 2013 02:29 PM (dYUDP)

63 In case you haven't been there...Denver put their big Int'l Airport out in the middle of nowhere, in a prairie Kansas .
Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 02:27 PM (DZbQ0)

*****

FIFY

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:29 PM (qqZuQ)

64 As for the bunnies, I suggest tactical nukes.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 02:30 PM (C8mVl)

65 The original thread had LaSalvia's claim that, essentially, GOProud had been run out on rail by the SoCons. Next thing I know, a twit fight ensued.

And... yeah... thanks for the reminder about Fabrizio.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)



"I've just about had it with faggots who line their pockets with checks from anti-gay homophobes while throwing the rest of us under the bus"

That tells me what I need to know about LaSilvia. And he and Barron decided it was their job to "out" gay conservatives. It was such a clusterfuck that Breitbart resigned from their board.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:31 PM (GEICT)

66 How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?

I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even start.

Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2013 02:32 PM (ItWCD)

67
How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?


Light a fire under his ass.

Or...


The last resort of all parents: write it for him.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:33 PM (doBIb)

68 66
How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?



I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even start.



Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2013 02:32 PM (ItWCD)


What's the subject?

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2013 02:34 PM (X6akg)

69 66
How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?

I used to tell mine that we weren't going fishing until he cranked that puppy out. Worked every time.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 02:34 PM (SCTXH)

70
How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?

I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even start.
-------------------------------------------------------

Get somebody else to write it.

Posted by: Joke Biden at February 16, 2013 02:35 PM (QLJPW)

71 How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?


Incentivize it.


Tell him if it is laudatory of the president and gets picked up by the press he can sit in the First Lady's box at the next SOTU.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:35 PM (qqZuQ)

72 How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?

I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even star

***

Make it interesting and, if that fails, tie his performance on the paper to something he enjoys, like t.v. or computer time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:35 PM (piMMO)

73 How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?



I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even start.



Posted by: Truman North


Help him find a book that about something fun, like hookers or vaginas. Or maybe mix it up a bit and find a book about hookers' vaginas.

Posted by: Dang at February 16, 2013 02:36 PM (R18D0)

74 >>>How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school

When you find the solution to this, you can sell it, and easily retire. Truly.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 02:36 PM (4Mv1T)

75 so piers morgan claims womyn send him their undies.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 16, 2013 02:15 PM (GVxQo)

He prolly uses them for bedsheets.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:36 PM (l86i3)

76 Can he write the paper about AOS?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:36 PM (piMMO)

77 Sit down with him, ask him a question, and when he gets it right, tell him to right it down. Keep doing so until it is finished. Then charge him for your help.

Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 02:36 PM (6J6x7)

78 so piers morgan claims womyn send him their undies.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 16, 2013 02:15 PM (GVxQo)

He prolly uses them for bedsheets.

***

I'm gonna put my money on him wearing them

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:37 PM (piMMO)

79 How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school


Take away everything he covets until he is finished.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:37 PM (l86i3)

80
Truman @ 66
Incentivize it. Break the work into smaller parts and give him a reward of some kind everytime he completes one small part. It may sound Pavlovian, but I still use that tactic on my 15 year old, and he knows I'm doing it. Yet, he still responds.


My older son had more self - discipline.



And work with him - make it a joint effort to some degree. That is, if he really likes your company and wants his Dad to be his hero. I would guess- "yes".

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 16, 2013 02:37 PM (Md8Uo)

81

Tony Fabrizio?
Oh yeah...it's coming back to me now...he was in Rick Perry's campaign, and was outed by GOProud.

I had forgotten the guy's name, but I remember that fiasco.

Just one of many fiascos in the huge clusterfuck of the 2011 Primaries.

Are we doomed to repeat that shit in 2015?
Has Priebus already agreed to having the same number of ridiculous Debates, run by liberal media pundits?
Because that was a fucking nightmare.

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 02:38 PM (DZbQ0)

82 so piers morgan claims womyn send him their undies.......



What's the deal? Ratings dropped so low he had to start taking in laundry to make ends meet?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:38 PM (qqZuQ)

83 How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school


Sub-contract the assignment out to a 10 year old Indian boy.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:38 PM (doBIb)

84 How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school


Take away everything he covets until he is finished.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:37 PM (l86i3)

Oh yeah, and whatever you do, don't write it for him, not one word. It's supposed to be kind of crazy, he's 10.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:39 PM (l86i3)

85 #48 EC, you saved the day bro! Thank you.
Mrs D'oh...seriously!?

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 16, 2013 02:39 PM (ngjEQ)

86 Wabbit season or duck season?

"It's baseball season!"

Posted by: Abner "Bugs" Doubleday at February 16, 2013 02:39 PM (g1kMF)

87 #48 EC, you saved the day bro! Thank you.


I've been playing that on a loop.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:40 PM (doBIb)

88 Posted by: fastfreefall at February 16, 2013 02:39 PM (ngjEQ)

Hey, thank you for the review.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:40 PM (l86i3)

89 Sub-contract the assignment out to a 10 year old Indian boy.

***

Indians are a much better idea than Mexicans.

http://cart.mn/mACY3v

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:41 PM (piMMO)

90
How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?

Tell him when it's finished I have aroll of quarters waiting for him in my pocket.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 16, 2013 02:41 PM (0WLla)

91
Ok, ok.

Dimes.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 16, 2013 02:41 PM (0WLla)

92
GoProud acted like assholes and I see no indication they have changed. But what the fuck with big mouth conservatives overlooking and/or pretending that shit didn't happen???

Posted by: waldo at February 16, 2013 02:41 PM (6J6x7)

93 To make up for the "cheerleader" pic, I give you...

...bacon shaving cream. For realz:


http://tinyurl.com/cjctsyo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:42 PM (UOM48)

94 66--- How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?

I'm havin trouble getting him to do the research (eg reading and remembering the contents of the book) he needs to even start.
Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2013 02:32 PM (ItWCD)
-----------------------
Divide up the task:
Reading and note-taking.
Organizing, outline.
Writing rough draft.
Writing final draft, making corrections

Set time limits for each stage.
No TV, games, outings, etc. until each stage is done.
When he's "finished" with each stage, check to be sure he really is. (Don't be picky.)

If that doesn't work, try a choke chain and cattle prod.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 02:42 PM (C8mVl)

95

Truman,
If he hasn't picked the topic yet...then ask him what is something that he is "really interested in".

That's the key...a topic that he is interested in knowing more about.

Then help him draft an Outline, and let him do the rest.

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 02:43 PM (DZbQ0)

96 GayPatriot was at a concert last night when the GOProud twit fight broke out. He had been having fun all night and tweeting pics from the concert when he tweeted this:

Can't a boy enjoy a Rascal Flatts concert without having to ref a homocon catfight?!??

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:43 PM (piMMO)

97 For the adventurous moron, Bacon Lube:

http://tinyurl.com/84qqh8h

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:44 PM (UOM48)

98 Rabbits can be fried up just like chicken.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 02:44 PM (+z4pE)

99 Why would anyone write a paper? Just download one!

Posted by: 80% of College Kids at February 16, 2013 02:44 PM (QLJPW)

100 The rabbit must die.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 16, 2013 02:45 PM (BVkEs)

101 For the adventurous moron, Bacon Lube:

http://tinyurl.com/84qqh8h



Two things smell like bacon...

...one of them is bacon.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:45 PM (doBIb)

102 80 ---"...give him a reward of some kind everytime he completes one small part."

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 16, 2013 02:37 PM (Md8Uo)

That's not a bad idea. I was thinking STICK, but the CARROT can work too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 02:46 PM (C8mVl)

103 Why would anyone write a paper? Just download one!

***

They have really good software to detect that now.

BTW, did you see where some schools are pushing for ownership of the students work?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:46 PM (piMMO)

104 OT

Question for the former/present Marine morons. My son qualified with his A2 last week and scored a 214. Is that good?

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:46 PM (doBIb)

105 Car wires are being coated with coyote urine to deter the bunnies.
Drivers can even get things like fox urine at pro hunting stores to
apply themselves.

--

Pewwwwwwweeee! Not much better than dead skunk in the middle of the road stinkin' to high heaven.

If wild dog urine is as acidic as domestic cat, it burns through metal. Our initial back door was the pissing spot of our neighbor's cat before we got dogs and replaced the door.

Posted by: panzernashorn at February 16, 2013 02:47 PM (MhA4j)

106
Moron Racing Alert! Milka Dunos is in the ARCA race @ 4:30 on Speed Channel.

That is all. We now return you to your fried bunny wabbit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 02:47 PM (+z4pE)

107 That's not a bad idea. I was thinking STICK, but the CARROT can work too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 02:46 PM (C8mVl)

********

I suppose they both could be effective, but it's a lot harder to beat his little hiney with a carrot.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 02:47 PM (qqZuQ)

108 96
GayPatriot was at a concert last night when the GOProud twit fight broke
out. He had been having fun all night and tweeting pics from the
concert when he tweeted this:



Can't a boy enjoy a Rascal Flatts concert without having to ref a homocon catfight?!??

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:43 PM (piMMO)


He cracks me up.

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2013 02:47 PM (X6akg)

109 How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?




The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:47 PM (GEICT)

110 Mr OSP, thanks for a good story.

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 16, 2013 02:47 PM (ngjEQ)

111 The President's making a statement about the rabbit problem at 6PM on CNN.

Posted by: Xavier at February 16, 2013 02:48 PM (gkfvW)

112 Muad'dib, since you like to fish and it's probably been cold enough to "drill ice" in your neck of the woods, and since I've never been fortunate enough to try yellow perch fillets, well, you can see where this is going.

Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 02:48 PM (ZBXhE)

113 98--- "Rabbits can be fried up just like chicken."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 02:44 PM (+z4pE)

A little tough though.
Maybe Hassenpfeffer as the daily special at the airport cafe? Don't the Colorado lefties want us to eat locally provided, free-range food?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 02:48 PM (C8mVl)

114 Moron Racing Alert! Milka Dunos is in the ARCA race @ 4:30 on Speed Channel.

That is all. We now return you to your fried bunny wabbit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 02:47 PM (+z4pE)

YEAH BABY, kick the tire and light the fire, here we go.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:48 PM (l86i3)

115 I'm surprised there isn't some motion alarm to turn on below the car when parked. A couple of sharp blasts would likely frighten off bunnies.

Posted by: panzernashorn at February 16, 2013 02:49 PM (MhA4j)

116 Here's an even harder question than the one on getting a 10 year old to write a book report.
How do you get a 13 year old to stop rolling his eyes huffing and puffing and frowning at a quarter (0r more) of the things you say.

The best answer I can come up with myself is "Wait about nine years"......if I live that long.

;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:49 PM (PxYrx)

117 Car wires are being coated with coyote urine to deter the bunnies.



Now you're just trying to get me pissed off.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 16, 2013 02:49 PM (qqZuQ)

118 How do you get a 13 year old to stop rolling his eyes huffing and puffing and frowning at a quarter (0r more) of the things you say.

The best answer I can come up with myself is "Wait about nine years"......if I live that long.

;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:49 PM (PxYrx)

Yep, I got a 13 year old too.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:50 PM (l86i3)

119 111
The President's making a statement about the rabbit problem at 6PM on CNN.




Sadly, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. He inserts his worthless self into every. fucking. thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:50 PM (UOM48)

120 Teej, I can hook you up with walleye. Ate all the perch already. Closely related fish families.

BTW, ice was 36" thick last week when I went.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 02:50 PM (SCTXH)

121 How do you get a 13 year old to stop rolling his
eyes huffing and puffing and frowning at a quarter (0r more) of the
things you say.



The best answer I can come up with myself is "Wait about nine years"......if I live that long.



;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:49 PM (PxYrx)

My mother's method? Flick my cheek with her thumb and middle finger. I'd rather she had hit me with a 2 X 4.

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2013 02:51 PM (X6akg)

122 Rabbit Problem? I see an opportunity to feed the local Jail popualtion.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:51 PM (l86i3)

123 How do you get the pee out of the coyote? What does that job pay?

I think we've found a career for Jay Carney. Or Piers Morgan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:51 PM (UOM48)

124 Here's an even harder question than the one on getting a 10 year old to write a book report.
How do you get a 13 year old to stop rolling his eyes huffing and puffing and frowning at a quarter (0r more) of the things you say.

The best answer I can come up with myself is "Wait about nine years"......if I live that long.

***

It's infuriating, but pick your battles. They have few options for expressing themselves that won't result in a grounding.

Maybe try exaggerated imitation when he does it. Show him how silly it looks.

Is he a good kid otherwise?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:51 PM (piMMO)

125 Saw that. Although why they would want 8 year old artwork is beyond me.

Posted by: 80% of College Kids at February 16, 2013 02:52 PM (QLJPW)

126 How do you get a 13 year old to stop rolling his eyes huffing and
puffing and frowning at a quarter (0r more) of the things you say.



Grab him by the collar and shout in his face, "LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!! I MADE YOU! IF YOU DON'T SHAPE THE FUCK UP, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT AND MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! I'LL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR!!! WE'LL GO FOR A DRIVE AND I'LL COME HOME ALONE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???"

Then when his heart rate comes back to normal, you say, "Now...where were we?"

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:52 PM (doBIb)

127 123
How do you get the pee out of the coyote? What does that job pay?

Cage with a floor that slants towards a drain. And, not enough.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 02:53 PM (SCTXH)

128 Sadly, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. He inserts his worthless self into every. fucking. thing.

***

the man has never met a camera he didn't want to pose in front of.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:53 PM (piMMO)

129
98Rabbits can be fried up just like chicken.

Wild rabbits are pretty rangey and tough....as Margarita DeVille mentioned.

And if you've never dealt with one, they are covered in parasites and little crawly things!
So you better wear gloves, while you're skinning them.

It's a good idea to marinate wild rabbit meat in some cheap wine, overnite.
Red or white wine, doesn't really matter.

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 02:53 PM (DZbQ0)

130 Grab him by the collar and shout in his face, "LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!! I MADE YOU! IF YOU DON'T SHAPE THE FUCK UP, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT AND MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! I'LL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR!!! WE'LL GO FOR A DRIVE AND I'LL COME HOME ALONE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???"

Then when his heart rate comes back to normal, you say, "Now...where were we?"

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:52 PM (doBIb)

You don't have children do you?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:53 PM (l86i3)

131
A little tough though.

Although I haven't fixed any in a while, several grocery stores sell rabbit down here. If TSHTF, I'll build some pens in the back yard of Casa Backwardio and procure some Purina Wabbit Chow and some wabbits.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 02:53 PM (+z4pE)

132 I'm also spend much of my time thinking I'm going deaf because he mumbles under his breath, but I understand I'm not alone in having a kid that does that either. There ought to be support groups for parents of teens, but everybody I know has already gone through it.....We're really too old to have a 13 year old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:54 PM (PxYrx)

133 126
How do you get a 13 year old to stop rolling his eyes huffing and

puffing and frowning at a quarter (0r more) of the things you say.




Grab him by the collar and shout in his face, "LOOK
AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!! I MADE YOU! IF YOU DON'T SHAPE THE FUCK UP,
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT AND MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! I'LL MAKE
YOU DISAPPEAR!!! WE'LL GO FOR A DRIVE AND I'LL COME HOME ALONE!!! DO
YOU UNDERSTAND ME???"

Then when his heart rate comes back to normal, you say, "Now...where were we?"


--------------------


Or, as I used to say, "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it." Followed with evil, hard, glare.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:54 PM (UOM48)

134 "Rabbits can be fried up just like chicken."

You know, the more of your posts I read, the more I become convinced you're my long lost brother. 1st cousin at least.

Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 02:54 PM (zSyar)

135
heh.
More republican debates hosted by lefties...... leads to......... more time for lefty talking headsto trash the republicans and to demoralizerepublican voters who are watching said debates...smells like victory... for the left.

The republicans need to have Walter Williams or Mark Styne or Thomas Sowell or somebody like those three hosting the republican debates..... low info voters need to hear important subjects discussed, not the claptrap that lefty tv talking heads bring up in debates....like contraception etc etc...
There is no doubt in my mind that Stephanopolous and Crowley ( and no doubt others) were working hand in hand with the DNC in the debate set ups. F*cking shamefull. If the RNC allows shit like that to happen again then the republicans might as well disband. F*ck the Republican Partyif they allow this shit.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 16, 2013 02:54 PM (LMtDw)

136 Grab him by the collar and shout in his face, "LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!! I MADE YOU! IF YOU DON'T SHAPE THE FUCK UP, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT AND MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! I'LL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR!!! WE'LL GO FOR A DRIVE AND I'LL COME HOME ALONE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???"

Then when his heart rate comes back to normal, you say, "Now...where were we?"

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:52 PM (doBIb)



Ummmm.......here EC. Have some ass and calm down.


http://tinyurl.com/bqan2b8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:55 PM (GEICT)

137 132
I'm also spend much of my time thinking I'm going deaf because he
mumbles under his breath, but I understand I'm not alone in having a kid
that does that either. There ought to be support groups for parents of
teens, but everybody I know has already gone through it.....We're really
too old to have a 13 year old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:54 PM (PxYrx)


Oh.....it's a 'he'! Well then while he's rolling his eye you can thank your lucky stars it's not a girl.

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2013 02:55 PM (X6akg)

138 How do you get the pee out of the coyote?



With the size of my prostate, that can be a real problem.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 16, 2013 02:55 PM (qqZuQ)

139 "How do you get a ten year old boy to write a paper for school?"


Teach him how to cut and paste from something somebody else wrote.

Posted by: Toure at February 16, 2013 02:55 PM (HPRku)

140 You don't have children do you?

Three step children, one of my own. All boys.

I told them the story of what happens when a new male lion enters a pride after killing the former alpha male.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:55 PM (doBIb)

141 Oh.....it's a 'he'! Well then while he's rolling his eye you can thank your lucky stars it's not a girl.

***

THIS!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 02:55 PM (piMMO)

142 I told them the story of what happens when a new male lion enters a pride after killing the former alpha male.
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:55 PM (doBIb)




Lmao.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:56 PM (GEICT)

143 I did threaten to put my son down in the unfinished cold basement and feed him on bread and water but he smiled and knew i was kidding. If I can manage to get him to laugh or smile it makes it more tolerable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:57 PM (PxYrx)

144 Have some ass and calm down.



*is calmed by ass*

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:57 PM (doBIb)

145 Three step children, one of my own. All boys.

I told them the story of what happens when a new male lion enters a pride after killing the former alpha male.
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 02:55 PM (doBIb)

OK then, I see what your up against. If I had boys I'd blow reveille every morning and give them all a whipping first thing for everything I didn't see them do. I have girls. Entirely different animal.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 02:58 PM (l86i3)

146 I was a hard-ass on our son. My husband was the one who would walk out of the room and pretend not to hear the argument (bastard).

The good news is, one day your kid will come to you and thank you for being a hard-ass, and tell you how much trouble you kept him from getting into.

And he'll send you flowers and chocolate every Valentine's Day and Mother's Day. *sniff*

That being said, 13 to 18 year olds are evil little fuckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:58 PM (UOM48)

147 I hear girls are much worse, but not having had a girl I don't have any comparison to make.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:58 PM (PxYrx)

148 Popular DC Burger Joint Where Obama, Biden Dined Shut Down For Failing To Pay Rent...

The Obama Touch©

Catch the fever!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2013 02:59 PM (Ipj15)

149 Sheet! Toure should have been Joe Biden, Doris Kearns Goodwin or Fareek Zarkawia (from Time Ragazine- Fon et ik spelling). Not at the top here today, boyons and girlettes.

Posted by: ssshhh. I'm embarrassed. at February 16, 2013 02:59 PM (HPRku)

150 That being said, 13 to 18 year olds are evil little fuckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 02:58 PM (UOM4




I got an almost 6 year old little girl that will make you scream with rage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:59 PM (GEICT)

151 "That being said, 13 to 18 year olds are evil little fuckers."

ROTFL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:59 PM (PxYrx)

152 116 --- "How do you get a 13 year old to stop rolling his eyes huffing and puffing and frowning at a quarter (or more) of the things you say?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 02:49 PM (PxYrx)

Ignore it and don't let him see that it bugs you.
This has two benefits. As you pretend not to care, pretty soon you find that you really don't care so much. And of course, when he sees he can't push your buttons that way, the behavior won't be so enjoyable for him and will slow down or cease.

(IOW, wait a few years is the correct response!)


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 03:00 PM (C8mVl)

153
That being said, 13 to 18 year olds are evil little fuckers.

Pffft. Whatever.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: 13 to 18 year olds at February 16, 2013 03:00 PM (0WLla)

154 148
Popular DC Burger Joint Where Obama, Biden Dined Shut Down For Failing To Pay Rent...

The Obama Touch©

Catch the fever!




Good grief.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 03:00 PM (UOM48)

155 Dispatch: 911, what's your emergency?
Kid: My dad's trying to make me write a paper for school.
Dispatch: We have units on the way.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 16, 2013 03:01 PM (BVkEs)

156
I hear girls are much worse, but not having had a girl I don't have any comparison to make.



I'm thankful the sperm cell had the Y chromosome when my wife got pregnant. I don't know what I'd do if I had a daughter. Probably let her get away with everything and leave it to my wife to keep her straight.

Funny story: my wife came from a family of 5 daughters. Her father had no idea how to handle them and they ALWAYS got their asses racked by their mother instead.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:02 PM (doBIb)

157 I got an almost 6 year old little girl that will make you scream with rage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 02:59 PM (GEICT)

You have no idea what is coming.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2013 03:03 PM (GsoHv)

158 Dispatch: 911, what's your emergency?
Kid: My dad's trying to make me write a paper for school.
Dispatch: We have units on the way.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 16, 2013 03:01 PM (BVkEs)

LMAO, My daughter threatened to call the police on me once. I handed her the phone and said "Enjoy the Orpahanage."

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 03:03 PM (l86i3)

159
147 I hear girls are much worse, but not having had a girl I don't have any comparison to make.

Biggest problem with teenage girls...is that their bodies have matured, but their brains are years behind that level of physicalmaturity.

What doesn't help, is when they hear shit like: "You're a woman now"...when they start having their periods.
So, they think:
"Oh, okay. I'm a woman now. You can't tell me what to do!"

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 03:04 PM (DZbQ0)

160
I'm having a difficult time changing the channel from women's curling.

There's just something about lots of naughty looking young thangs in tight black pants screaming about how hard they want it.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 16, 2013 03:04 PM (0WLla)

161 Funny story: my wife came from a family of 5
daughters. Her father had no idea how to handle them and they ALWAYS got
their asses racked by their mother instead.


Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:02 PM (doBIb)


Because girls can manipulate, pull the wool over Dad's eyes, etc. Mom, being a girl, can see through all of it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (Hard! Hurry hard!) at February 16, 2013 03:04 PM (X11b6)

162 I'm thankful the sperm cell had the Y chromosome when my wife got pregnant. I don't know what I'd do if I had a daughter. Probably let her get away with everything and leave it to my wife to keep her straight.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:02 PM (doBIb)



Two daughters here. May God have mercy on my soul. I'm taking them to a Daddy/Daughter Ball tonight.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:04 PM (GEICT)

163
You know, the more of your posts I read, the more I become convinced you're my long lost brother. 1st cousin at least.

Heh, we do have a lot in common: music, kollidge football and bball, boobehs, good cooking, boobehs...

But then again, the Horde is everywhere.

Speaking of, my guitar player is gonna hook me up with a new set of Evans heads for free in a couple of months. He knows a rep.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 03:04 PM (+z4pE)

164 135 ---"The republicans need to have Walter Williams or Mark Styne or Thomas Sowell or somebody like those three hosting the republican debates....."

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 16, 2013 02:54 PM (LMtDw)

AMEN. A thousand times amen.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 03:04 PM (C8mVl)

165 When my best friend's daughter was 15, she used to threaten to call 911 whenever her mother even threatened to ground her. Apparently she learned this from her public school teachers.

My son threatened the same thing with me...once.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 03:04 PM (UOM48)

166 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 03:03 PM (l86i3)

I highlighted the phone # for Child Protective Services for our brat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2013 03:05 PM (GsoHv)

167 You have no idea what is coming.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2013 03:03 PM (GsoHv)




Yes, I do. That's why I'm crying right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:05 PM (GEICT)

168 Two daughters here. May God have mercy on my soul. I'm taking them to a Daddy/Daughter Ball tonight.


Awww...

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:05 PM (doBIb)

169 160

I'm having a difficult time changing the channel from women's curling.

Didn't you Canucks have a ridiculously hot curling team at the last Winter Olympics?

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 03:06 PM (SCTXH)

170 you do have the worst luck with that.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training


Inner ear issues, I think. But only when I shoot and then paddle. Hmm.

Posted by: eureka! at February 16, 2013 03:06 PM (HPRku)

171 Or, as I used to say, "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

The last words Marvin Gaye heard before his daddy shot him.

Posted by: real joe in blue state hell at February 16, 2013 03:06 PM (PD2ad)

172 Yes, I do. That's why I'm crying right now.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:05 PM (GEICT)

Yep. I got pretty Blondes. I'm quite sure I'll have to kill a motherfucker before it's overwith.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 03:06 PM (l86i3)

173 Rabbits tough? Heh, not around here. Of course I'm talking cotton tails. Wheatie might be talking jackrabbits. The only bad thing about rabbits is how bad they smell when field dressing.
Muad'dib, that is a very generous offer. I can on occasion catch walleye around here. They are my second favorite eating fish in these parts behind bluegill that are big enough.
I had to snicker at the out of perch but have walleye statement. Lots of guys around here will keep their crappie and feed other folks white bass at the fish fries. I am not putting your offer in that catagory, just reminded me of that.

Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 03:06 PM (EWy0D)

174 And what did you do when he did that, Jane?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 03:07 PM (PxYrx)

175 Yep. I got pretty Blondes. I'm quite sure I'll have to kill a motherfucker before it's overwith.

Hehe...

"Does OSP have to cut a bitch?"

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:07 PM (doBIb)

176 That's why I'm crying right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:05 PM (GEICT)

Mine is 18 and in college. And a great kid. And I have to resist driving 11 hours to knock the crap out of some college freshman boy who may or may not be toying with her emotions.

So even when they are great it sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2013 03:07 PM (GsoHv)

177 "Does OSP have to cut a bitch?"
Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:07 PM (doBIb)

God I hope not. But some of these Man/Childs are really fucked up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 03:08 PM (l86i3)

178 Yep. I got pretty Blondes. I'm quite sure I'll have to kill a motherfucker before it's overwith.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 03:06 PM (l86i3)



I've got a couple firearms. I fully intend on cleaning them the first time a new guy shows up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:08 PM (GEICT)

179 Mine is 18 and in college. And a great kid. And I have to resist driving 11 hours to knock the crap out of some college freshman boy who may or may not be toying with her emotions.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2013 03:07 PM (GsoHv)



Pray to God it's just her emotions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:09 PM (GEICT)

180
172...Yep. I got pretty Blondes. I'm quite sure I'll have to kill a motherfucker before it's overwith.

Best line ever:

"I have a .357 and a shovel, and I doubt that you will be missed."

[From the movie, 'Clueless'.]

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 03:10 PM (DZbQ0)

181 I've got a couple firearms. I fully intend on cleaning them the first time a new guy shows up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:08 PM (GEICT)

Clean it hell, I'm gonna invite him into the garage and shove it in his FKN mouth and let him drool down the barrel while I explain the proper way to tell time.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 03:10 PM (l86i3)

182 174
And what did you do when he did that, Jane?




I offered him the phone and told him I hoped he'd enjoy giving up his nice big bedroom and bath, and hoped he'd enjoy living in temporary custody in a crowded home with strangers and sharing a bath with six or seven other kids.

And told him his toys and games would all go to Goodwill.

Nipped that crap in the bud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 03:12 PM (UOM48)

183 Killer Bunnies you say?

Pass me the 'Holy Hand Grenade"!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at February 16, 2013 03:12 PM (cCxiu)

184 OSP, CBD, and BCochran,

This is how you answer the door when the boyfriend comes over to take your daughter out.

http://youtu.be/YMnP_zQmMLw

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:13 PM (doBIb)

185
BBoy Squared wasn't too much trouble. But the apple of my eye is my little 7-yo Grand-Daughter. She loves to go for rides in her Papa Gator's old, beat-up pickup truck.

She really wants to ride in the open bed. I can't wait either, but that's a little ways away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 03:13 PM (+z4pE)

186 Oh hell yes EC. The girls' godfather and I have talked many times about reenacting that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:14 PM (GEICT)

187 Oh hell yes EC. The girls' godfather and I have talked many times about reenacting that.

"Muthafucka, you look thirty!!!"

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:15 PM (doBIb)

188 Kids. My mom laughs every time she here's me bitching about mine. Karma. How does that work?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 03:15 PM (4Mv1T)

189 "Hears" dammit

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 16, 2013 03:16 PM (4Mv1T)

190 Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 03:13 PM (doBIb)

Oh thats awesome, I've never seen that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 03:17 PM (l86i3)

191 On the other side of the boy/girl stuff, we had trouble with girls calling all hours (one used to hang up on my husband when he'd answer).

Some (not all) girls are waaaaaay more aggressive nowadays. My mother would have knocked me into the next century for even thinking of calling boys the way girls do now.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 03:17 PM (UOM48)

192
173Rabbits tough? Heh, not around here. Of course I'm talking cotton tails. Wheatie might be talking jackrabbits. The only bad thing about rabbits is how bad they smell when field dressing.

It depends on what they've been eating, teej...and how old they are.

And yeah, the smell.
Not a very appetizing smell.

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 03:17 PM (DZbQ0)

193
Those aren't Attack Bunnies. They're Assault Rabbits. The original ARs!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 16, 2013 03:18 PM (1hM1d)

194 191 --- "My mother would have knocked me into the next century for even thinking of calling boys the way girls do now."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 03:17 PM (UOM4

No kidding. My mother would have shipped me off to the nearest convent.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 03:19 PM (C8mVl)

195
This is how you answer the door when the boyfriend comes over to take your daughter out.

That was funny!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 16, 2013 03:19 PM (+z4pE)

196 Heh, one of my buds has 5 daughters. I've known them since the oldest was 4. She's 22 now.
They don't allow "dating", it's old fashioned courting and the girls are fine with that.
Met #3 daughters "courter" to be on a bird hunting trip. Informed him the girls had this crazy uncle and explained a few of my talents and that dad would always have an air tight alibi with lots of witnesses to say he was somewhere else.
A couple of weeks later my friend brought me up for some reason and the kid said "oh yea, the crazy uncle."
Guess I got my point across.

Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 03:21 PM (tF9LY)

197
Didn't you Canucks have a ridiculously hot curling team at the last Winter Olympics?

If I remember correctly the last Olympic team had a pretty hot cougar as skip. Not sure about the rest of the team.

But overall, it's pretty amazing the talent in recent years (from lots of countries for that matter). A lot more money in it than there used to be, so not surprising I suppose.

On the daughter topic....yeah...got a 14yo, pretty girl here. The boys have been sniffing around for some time.

Fortunately she's not a fucking retard....yet. Regardless, I'm taking her for gun lessons next month. I figure the two of us handling and cleaning guns shouldtamp down mostunacceptable behaviour from all the little walking erections.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 16, 2013 03:22 PM (0WLla)

198 What is the difference between courting and dating?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 03:23 PM (PxYrx)

199
191...Some (not all) girls are waaaaaay more aggressive nowadays. My mother would have knocked me into the next century for even thinking of calling boys the way girls do now.

My dad and my brothers would've been mortified if I ever called a boy.

I needed to call a boy about an assignment one time...so I had one of my brothers do it for me.

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 03:24 PM (DZbQ0)

200 FIL is famous for opening the door to some asshole boy (not me) who came to see his daughter, carrying a shotgun, and he ran away.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 16, 2013 03:27 PM (QLJPW)

201
198What is the difference between courting and dating?

Used to be...courting is what you did *before* you got to the priviledge of taking the girl out.

It consisted of coming over to the girl's house, bringing things to the family, flowers for the mother, etc.
Then after a while...you got to the stage where you could take the girl out on a date.

Posted by: wheatie at February 16, 2013 03:28 PM (DZbQ0)

202 198
What is the difference between courting and dating?





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 03:23 PM (PxYrx)


Briefly, courting is dating with a purpose, and that's marriage. It isn't dating just to play the field or have fun. Usually the guy asks the parent(s) for permission to court the daughter. So while you're "dating" so to speak, you're serious about it and you're learning whether the person is marriage material. And from people I know, the courting process doesn't last years and years like some dating relationships can. At some point you fish or cut bait.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (Hard! Hurry hard!) at February 16, 2013 03:28 PM (X11b6)

203 My FIL answered the door the very first time my wife was ever going to go on a date. Boy standing there in sagging baggy pants and an earring. My FIL is a retired cop. He looks the kid up and down. "No." And shut the door in his face. Turns around to see my wife at the bottom of the stairs. "Absolutely not. Go back upstairs."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 16, 2013 03:29 PM (GEICT)

204 The boys have to spend time around the girls parents and the parents get to know each other before they're allowed to go out anywhere on their own. That's part of it.
My friends attitude is he wouldn't let some 18 year old kid he didn't know take off with his pickup for a few hours. He's sure not letting him "borrow his daughter."

Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 03:30 PM (tF9LY)

205 I think your friends view is very wise, teej.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2013 03:32 PM (PxYrx)

206 Sooo glad I only have boys. I do have a grand daughter now but I think that is going to work out fine.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies at February 16, 2013 03:33 PM (SCTXH)

207 204
The boys have to spend time around the girls parents and the parents get
to know each other before they're allowed to go out anywhere on their
own. That's part of it.




Posted by: teej at February 16, 2013 03:30 PM (tF9LY)


A church near me is big on courting but also has a lot of people who live away from their parents. So while the parents may be involved to some extent members of the congregation will keep an eye on things when couples are dating/courting.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (Hard! Hurry hard!) at February 16, 2013 03:34 PM (X11b6)

208 Some (not all) girls are waaaaaay more aggressive
nowadays. My mother would have knocked me into the next century for even
thinking of calling boys the way girls do now.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2013 03:17 PM (UOM4


About 6 or 7 years ago, I started getting calls from some young girl asking for my husband. This kid couldn't have been more than 10....if that. When I didn't answer she'd leave what she thought were sexy messages on our answering machine. After about 20 calls....and some digging around on the internet, I found her name in our local elementary school newsletter and their home address.

I called the house...her mother answered and I explained what her daughter had been doing. At first the mother was, "There is NO way my daughter is calling you." I asked her if the daughter was there and she said no, she's at her friends house....since I had just received a call from this girl (apparently from her friend's house)....I gave the mother the phone number of the friend's house from my caller ID. I also gave the mother my number and asked her to see if it had been dialed from her house. At this point, the mother was gobsmacked....could not believe it. I told her that if I was able to track them down, it wouldn't be difficult for someone else who her daughter was calling to also track her down....and that someone else may not be so 'nice' and that she's lucky she didn't dial some child predator.
I sincerely hope that little bitch couldn't sit down for a month....stupid little bint.

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2013 03:39 PM (X6akg)

209 To Ma Bell, you can assure your daughter that she wasn't hallucinating;


since everyone is here now, repost from last thread:

61 Any San Fran, North or East Bay morons here?


My daughter was outside smoking and she let out a big yelp. She
swears she saw a fireball streaking towards the west (Pacific). Yes she
is sober and no, she is not prone to hysterics

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM


Another Meteor Flashes Across Bay AreaSkies

http://tinyurl.com/co7zuhf

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — On the heels of a close fly-by of an asteroid 17,000 miles from Earth on Friday morning and a devastating meteor that landed in Russia, Bay Area stargazers caught a glimpse of another meteor Friday night.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 03:40 PM (mCvL4)

210
143I did threaten to put my son down in the unfinished cold basement and feed him on bread and water .....

I tried that with my youngest son and he said "Just wait until I have to take care of you."

I had to laugh at that one.

Posted by: olddog at February 16, 2013 03:58 PM (A9na/)






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