Friday Before a Three-Day Weekend Slow News Gorn Open Thread

Tonight's episode: Temptation at Lizard Beach.

gorn-vs-kirk1.jpg
His cloaca pulsed wetly.

I forget whose gag this is but I think it's @rdbrewer's.

I added the Gay thing because, brilliant. As usual.

Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM



Comments

1 Potty mouth.

That will bring in the hits!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 07:17 PM (GsoHv)

2 first

Posted by: assault flounder at February 15, 2013 07:17 PM (Kkt/i)

3 damn it.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 15, 2013 07:17 PM (Kkt/i)

4 OOOOh! More Science Fiction!

Posted by: rd at February 15, 2013 07:17 PM (zLp5I)

5 Shat gonna make out with that Sleestak?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:17 PM (7xPCu)

6 First!? NO way

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2013 07:18 PM (x1L8S)

7 Now that's more like it .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 15, 2013 07:19 PM (TQOZk)

8 You scamp! Stompin' all over CAC.

Posted by: Teh Won at February 15, 2013 07:19 PM (N2yhW)

9 But does he charge $1000 dollars an hour?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 15, 2013 07:19 PM (q177U)

10 So that's who spawned Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 15, 2013 07:19 PM (BVkEs)

11 That looks like Nancy Pelosi before spending two hours in the botox injecting tanning booth. Without her wig or dentures.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:20 PM (7xPCu)

12 Two can play this game.

Posted by: CAC at February 15, 2013 07:20 PM (gJZdA)

13 And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside.

Posted by: Capt. Kirk, After Smelling The Inside at February 15, 2013 07:20 PM (8ZskC)

14 Two can play this game.

Posted by: CAC


I sense a disturbance in the Farce...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 07:21 PM (Ipj15)

15 The Sci-Fi channel drools at that level of special effects sophistication.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 07:21 PM (w+Dvf)

16

That's not my cloaca.

THAT's my cloaca!

Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (UaxA0)

17 Wonder if JT thought about ...... you know , that hole in the side of that fuckers head .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (TQOZk)

18 What does he use for floss?

Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (Sg0G/)

19 Hi all!

I caught an ep of Sandra Lee on the Food Network the other day and was transfixed.

What does it mean when you're poaching "aigs" and as you're slipping the "aig" into the water you're instructed to "go in soft?"

I love, "Imma put some water in my pan here."

Just thought I'd throw that ought there. Potential FLOTUS material.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (UOM48)

20 "Just calm down, Nancy and I'll remove that golf ball stuck in your forehead"

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (7xPCu)

21 Nearing New York, I made the first of several calls to Tesla officials about my creeping range anxiety. The woman who had delivered the car told me to turn off the cruise control; company executives later told me that advice was wrong. All the while, my feet were freezing and my knuckles were turning white.

Posted by: Steve Jobs at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (u6nf+)

22 Blame It On Cestus III

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (0q2P7)

23 That's my unshielded thermal exhaust port, stupid.

Posted by: The Gorn at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (8ZskC)

24 "Legggo my eggo "

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (nTgAI)

25

Tastes like chicken?

Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 07:23 PM (UaxA0)

26 I've got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 07:23 PM (cHZB7)

27 I sense a threadalanche!

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 07:23 PM (N2yhW)

28 Are those tribbles in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: The Gorn at February 15, 2013 07:23 PM (8ZskC)

29 Breaking News : Helen Thomas attacks sexy man.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (w+Dvf)

30 That's my unshielded thermal exhaust port, stupid.

Hole and a heartbeat , I always say .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (TQOZk)

31 Hey! That Gorn looks fake!

Can you imagine if we had HD back then?

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (FcR7P)

32 When a company loses a great employee it causes the other employees to have reason for pause, thinking, “Why would that person leave the organization, and why would the organization let them get away? Is there something wrong with this company that I should be worried about? Perhaps I should start looking elsewhere myself.” Not only will other employees question it, but clients often question it as well. When clients trust an employee and that employee leaves, the clients begin to ask themselves the very same questions that other employees have, “Is there something wrong that I am unaware of? What would have caused that employee to leave? Should we be out looking for a new vendor?” The ripple effect of losing a great employee is tremendous and it goes well beyond what is easily quantified.

Posted by: Steve Jobs at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (u6nf+)

33 My, what big teeth you have!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (7xPCu)

34 Breaking News : Helen Thomas attacks sexy man.

Was he dead too?

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (N2yhW)

35 The Denver NBC affiliate just aired a Scientology commercial

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (8sCoq)

36 [hiss]Warm-blood fucker.[hiss] My divorce lawyer will be in touch. [hiss]

Posted by: mrs gorn at February 15, 2013 07:26 PM (ORGYc)

37 Have some dianetics.

Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 07:26 PM (Sg0G/)

38 I'm missing the gay thing.

Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 07:26 PM (r2PLg)

39 37 Have some dianetics.
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 07:26 PM (Sg0G/)

With mayonnaise.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:26 PM (7xPCu)

40 After the Gorn finished off Kirk, he was going to stomp on a scale model of Tokyo

Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 07:26 PM (mCvL4)

41 Gorn fashion.

brb, there's a couch I've been meaning to wear...

Posted by: Moochelle at February 15, 2013 07:27 PM (FcR7P)

42 38
I'm missing the gay thing.





Posted by: tasker


I think he's referring to the post in general.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 07:27 PM (w+Dvf)

43 Kinky James, very kinky

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 15, 2013 07:27 PM (JlpZS)

44 That will bring in the hits!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

and tits, tits will bring in the hits

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 15, 2013 07:27 PM (MhA4j)

45 The scarf--I think it's female so not gay--or less gay than Batman.

Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 07:28 PM (r2PLg)

46 41 Gorn fashion.

brb, there's a couch I've been meaning to wear...
Posted by: Moochelle at February 15, 2013 07:27 PM (FcR7P)

I kinda like the snakeskin necktie.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:28 PM (7xPCu)

47 Ssssseeennnnddd down SSSSSuuuullluuuuu !!!

Posted by: Capt Gorn at February 15, 2013 07:28 PM (mCvL4)

48

Why do female versions of lizard people still have breasts in movies?

Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 07:29 PM (UaxA0)

49
Have some dianetics.

***

Problem with the Tesla Coupe, the dianiter is sporadic

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 15, 2013 07:29 PM (MhA4j)

50 I think he's referring to the post in general.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 07:27 PM (w+Dvf)

_________________

Okay thanks.

I was afraid to google "cloaca".

Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 07:29 PM (r2PLg)

51 I think when you're fuckin a dude lizard, it's gay, with a dash of something else.

Posted by: Belchior at February 15, 2013 07:29 PM (JDIKC)

52 Remember, the Metrons took away the phasers of both the Gorn and Kirk

Lefty gun grabbing pillow biters!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (mCvL4)

53 Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a tastefully patterned necktie at your side.

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (8ZskC)

54 >Why do female versions of lizard people still have breasts in movies?


so you'll know they're female

your question proves it works

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (8sCoq)

55 51 I think when you're fuckin a dude lizard, it's gay, with a dash of something else.
Posted by: Belchior at February 15, 2013 07:29 PM (JDIKC)

Bestiality?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (7xPCu)

56

I was afraid to google "cloaca".



Posted by: tasker



Seriously? Slept through 7th grade science, huh?

Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (UaxA0)

57 Okay thanks.



I was afraid to google "cloaca".

Posted by: tasker


I was joking, google it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (w+Dvf)

58 Problem with the Tesla Coupe, the dianiter is sporadic
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 15, 2013 07:29 PM (MhA4j)

Along with the vernacular eradicator.

Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (Sg0G/)

59 Priceline Negotiator !!!

Posted by: Wiliam Shatner at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (mCvL4)

60 Speaking of Shatner, I just ran across this classic Denny Crain clip. Timely.

http://tinyurl.com/bls8dcu

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (SCTXH)

61 We're not gay. We're HERMAPHRODITES. There's a difference.

Posted by: The Gorn at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (8ZskC)

62 Aristocrats!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (q177U)

63 Dr. McCoy: Good God, Jim, what the hell did you do, stick your dick in a blender?

Capt. Kirk: A... mouth's... a... mouth...


Posted by: 1 hour later... in sickbay at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (Ks9M3)

64 I will be merccccciful, and quick.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (QLJPW)

65 Tammy Bruce ‏@HeyTammyBruce

Good RT @CBSNews: BREAKING: Sheriff's office: Autopsy shows former cop Christopher Dorner died from single gunshot wound to the head.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (8sCoq)

66 Is this still the NERD!!!! thread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (UOM48)

67 How you can go OT on a thread like this I'm not sure, but I'm gonna try.

Reason #1,333,369 why I'm a libertarian and not a Republican:

A bill that could send women to prison for going topless in public appears headed for approval by the North Carolina legislature.

The Republican-backed bill headed to a floor vote in the House would amend the state's indecent exposure law to expand the legal definition of "private parts" to explicitly include "the nipple, or any portion of the areola, or the female breast."


http://tinyurl.com/a4t5yll (Fox News)

I should note that they want to make this a felony.

Oh SMOD, why did thou forsake me?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (cHZB7)

68 I was joking, google it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (w+Dvf)

____________

Damn it. Last time I did that left a mark.

Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (r2PLg)

69 Physiologically speaking, can a "he" have a cloaca?

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (4pNjZ)

70 Along with the vernacular eradicator.
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (Sg0G/)


And the Muffler bearing sticks

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (l86i3)

71 I thought the Tesla's turbo encabulator was suspect

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (8sCoq)

72 OMG
Didn't Chuckles used to use that nasty lizard as his avatar?

Posted by: Tuna at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (M/TDA)

73 Oh SMOD, why did thou forsake me?
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (cHZB7)

There are some gals you don't want to see topless...think 'oranges in socks'.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (7xPCu)

74 Anyone here enjoy the whacky antics of the idiots on Ghost Adventures?

I love the big, buff guy always challenging evil ghosties and spirits, saying, "I DARE you! Try to steal my soul!!! Claw me! Hit me!!!!"

I'm watching it now. And hoping, oh, so hoping.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (UOM48)

75 Kirk looks good, as usual. In command, as usual.

Posted by: kevlarchick at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (J1U5w)

76 The Tesla was plagued by a batch of bad theremins from a Malibu importer.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 15, 2013 07:34 PM (MhA4j)

77 What happened to the old, lethargic, self-loathing Ace?

Posted by: zsasz at February 15, 2013 07:34 PM (MMC8r)

78 I used to have a recliner made of Gorn.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

79 Ok I'm watching 'Survivorman' and he's about to dine on some squid

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (8sCoq)

80 Three day weekend!?! What the hell is happening on Monday?

Posted by: Kensington at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (/AHDz)

81
Please. I have a baby flying squid bigger than that.
Poor some cold water on it then get out of there.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (zbk1v)

82 and I though braces were dangerous

Posted by: NomadS at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (uBe9A)

83 >>>Remember, the Metrons took away the phasers of both the Gorn and Kirk
Lefty gun grabbing pillow biters!


Because the melee was so much more humane.
Capt Kirk responded by having an improvised gun built inside of 45 minutes.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (0q2P7)

84 Kirok, "I said cloaking Scotty!!! Not cloaca!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (bfYGd)

85 Shouldn't it be "Gron"?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (QLJPW)

86

All reptiles have cloacii.

THe wang comes out of one and goes into the other


Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (UaxA0)

87 Speaking of squid, down you think it is possible to mount flying squid to a GAU-8?

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (SCTXH)

88 I added the Gay thing because, brilliant. As usual.

_______________________

What Ace tells his girlfriends over pancakes.

Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (r2PLg)

89 Defeating the Gorn with a homemade blackpowder rifle proves again why Kirk is better than Picard.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (bfYGd)

90 Thank G_d Kirk was dressed casual and not wearing his tunic.

Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (UzPAd)

91 74
Anyone here enjoy the whacky antics of the idiots on Ghost Adventures?

I
love the big, buff guy always challenging evil ghosties and spirits,
saying, "I DARE you! Try to steal my soul!!! Claw me! Hit me!!!!"

I'm watching it now. And hoping, oh, so hoping.....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (UOM4

---
Isn't that the guy who convinced his wife she was seeing ghosts when he brought one home?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (BVkEs)

92 I was on last thread and saw that I was last one and I refreshed page.
Ace you are putting them out fast tonight. I saw two new ones and I was still on the Insty thread.

Posted by: CarolT at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (z4WKX)

93 87 Speaking of squid, down you think it is possible to mount flying squid to a GAU-8?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (SCTXH)

Dunno...nailed one to a barn door once...

Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 07:38 PM (Sg0G/)

94 I will be merccccciful, and quick.
Half right [hiss], dick. My [hiss] lawyer will disssscusssss that too. [hiss]

Posted by: mrs gorn at February 15, 2013 07:38 PM (ORGYc)

95
Song for the pic..

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
so let's do it they do it on the Discovery channel.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 07:39 PM (zbk1v)

96 Because the melee was so much more humane.
Capt Kirk responded by having an improvised gun built inside of 45 minutes.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM

That's why I loved Kirk, the Dirty Harry of the Galaxy.

Picard would have asked the Metrons if he could take sensitivity and diversity classes instead

Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 07:39 PM (mCvL4)

97 Sans-Gall-Bladder just stomped the boss..

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 07:39 PM (SCTXH)

98 Black-powder bamboo cannon beats the fuck out of Frenchie chromedome in a spandex banana-hammock.

Posted by: zsasz at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (MMC8r)

99 Is that a painted golf ball for the Gorn eye?

Nice touch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (BuSM8)

100

no, Picard got the reptile man that talked in parable titles and looked like a Dr Seuss character

All around gayer, not just Picard

Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (UaxA0)

101 Monday is Presidents Day.

Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (0PiQ4)

102 Isn't that the guy who convinced his wife she was seeing ghosts when he brought one home?


Posted by: Craig Poe at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (BVkEs

??? I don't know. This guy and his two man crew have the lamest show on the Travel Channel. It's the one show my lib sister and I used to watch and LOL over.


I love it when Buff Boy dares every single evil spirit to attack him. And then he screams like a little girl.

I'm watching it now. Hil.ar.i.ous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (UOM48)

103
Remember, the Metrons took away the phasers of both the Gorn and Kirk

Lefty gun grabbing pillow biters!

But JTK made some black powder and a mortar anddroppedthe lizard dude. Thenhe told the MetronsWhozyerdaddy NOW bitches. And they let him go.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2013 07:42 PM (ELs9k)

104 61
We're not gay. We're HERMAPHRODITES. There's a difference.


Posted by: The Gorn


Okay, as long as detachable penii are not involved.

Posted by: pep at February 15, 2013 07:43 PM (6TB1Z)

105

I read that as 'Three-Way Weekend'.

Posted by: wheatie at February 15, 2013 07:43 PM (DZbQ0)

106 Also, it appears that his head has a Allen head bolt hole in it.

Posted by: pep at February 15, 2013 07:44 PM (6TB1Z)

107 Defeating the Gorn with a homemade blackpowder rifle proves again why Kirk is better than Picard.
I would have emulated the Law Giver Boehner and bent over for the Gorn. My anus wouldn't not have been the hill to die on in the search for Human-Gorn relations.

Posted by: jean luc picard at February 15, 2013 07:44 PM (ORGYc)

108 Bar keep? I'll have what Wheatie is havin'.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 07:44 PM (SCTXH)

109 "Three-Way at Bernies'" starring James 'Tomcat' Kirk, several Orion slave girls, and plenty of Romulan ale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 07:45 PM (bfYGd)

110 GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (cHZB7)

There are some nimrods in NC with a gornish stranglehold on the GOP.

Posted by: SarahW at February 15, 2013 07:45 PM (LYwCh)

111

I hate these 'holidays' where only the govt employees get the day off.

Posted by: wheatie at February 15, 2013 07:45 PM (DZbQ0)

112 woo hoo, three day weekend!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 15, 2013 07:47 PM (QLJPW)

113 112
woo hoo, three day weekend!




-- King Putt I

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:48 PM (UOM48)

114 Our old friend James Tiberius Kirk blogged about this episode;

The Hunger Games: Rubber Lizard Edition

http://tinyurl.com/ck7pjw8

An excerpt;

Anyhow, back to the voyeurism. Powder Blue minces about and tells us that he's going to broadcast our fight to our ships, live and in 3D, so they can watch me fuck Cecil the Lizard Beanie up his cloaca. Now, this green eyesore is a bit of a bruiser, and stuff like rolling 12-ton boulders over his feet just makes him angry. Once he got close enough to me to put me in a bear hug, but I just box what should have been his ears and it hurts so much he lets me go. Maybe he keeps his yarbles on the sides of his head. Does he even have yarbles? I don't fucking know. I know he has a lizard man tutu designed by Richard Simmons, while our Metron referee clearly hires Cher's dressmaker. Well, I'm getting more and more steamed because I missed chow time and haven't plowed any yeomen since 0600. Suddenly the Komodo dragon from Zontar starts talking to me through this cylinder thing Fruity Blue gave me that's some kind of translator but looks like one of Janice Rand's ultrasonic dildoes. Komodo dragon promises to kill me quickly. I promise to fuck him gently with his thong, and he doesn't seem to get it.


Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 07:49 PM (mCvL4)

115 111. I do a lot of work with the FAA and they're talking about 10 day furloughs for the whole office every day each month. I for one am pretty excited about that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2013 07:51 PM (rSIYI)

116 "Monday is Presidents Day."
===============

Pfft! Jimmy Carter and the SCOAMF can both suck it.

Posted by: Kensington at February 15, 2013 07:51 PM (/AHDz)

117
Anyhow, back to the voyeurism. Powder Blue minces about and tells us that he's going to broadcast our fight to our ships, live and in 3D, so they can watch me fuck Cecil the Lizard Beanie up his cloaca. Now, this green eyesore is a bit of a bruiser, and stuff like rolling 12-ton boulders over his feet just makes him angry. Once he got close enough to me to put me in a bear hug, but I just box what should have been his ears and it hurts so much he lets me go. Maybe he keeps his yarbles on the sides of his head. Does he even have yarbles? I don't fucking know. I know he has a lizard man tutu designed by Richard Simmons, while our Metron referee clearly hires Cher's dressmaker. Well, I'm getting more and more steamed because I missed chow time and haven't plowed any yeomen since 0600. Suddenly the Komodo dragon from Zontar starts talking to me through this cylinder thing Fruity Blue gave me that's some kind of translator but looks like one of Janice Rand's ultrasonic dildoes. Komodo dragon promises to kill me quickly. I promise to fuck him gently with his thong, and he doesn't seem to get it.


Machines For Sale! Hi!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 15, 2013 07:52 PM (QLJPW)

118

"Hey, is that a dress you're wearing or just a really fabulous hospital gown for a tender but elective colonoscopy,"


LOFL

Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 07:52 PM (UaxA0)

119 I love it when Buff Boy dares every single evil spirit to attack him. And then he screams like a little girl.

I'm watching it now. Hil.ar.i.ous.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM

Ah, Ghost Adventures. Our old friend WBTUS called that show "Scooby Douchebag"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 07:53 PM (mCvL4)

120 I use Ultrasonic Dildos up my anus all the time, old chap. (See what I did there, old boy?)

Posted by: teh 'new' doctor who at February 15, 2013 07:54 PM (ORGYc)

121 Posted by: teh 'new' doctor who at February 15, 2013 07:54 PM (ORGYc)

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT HASH?!?!?

Posted by: zsasz at February 15, 2013 07:55 PM (MMC8r)

122 WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT HASH?!?!?
I gave Ace a lift to Leela's home world and told her that blowjobs were the polite way of saying "hello" in Ace's Earth timeline.

Posted by: teh 'new' doctor who at February 15, 2013 07:59 PM (ORGYc)

123 Mr Hankey's South Park Christmas Album


Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 08:22 PM (mCvL4)

124 122
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT HASH?!?!?
I gave Ace a lift to
Leela's home world and told her that blowjobs were the polite way of
saying "hello" in Ace's Earth timeline.


Posted by: teh 'new' doctor who at February 15, 2013 07:59 PM (ORGYc)
Man, it's going to break your heart if you have to replace your router or refresh the IP on your modem

Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 08:23 PM (mCvL4)

125 I was going to play my Gorn in Star Trek Online this weekend, but after this thread it would make me feel almost dirty.
So I guess it's back to the Trill with the landingparty of hot Vulcan women in TOS miniskirts. All named after Charlie's Angels.

Posted by: malclave at February 15, 2013 08:34 PM (W1Ndc)

126 There's no such character as "Doctor Who."

It's "The Doctor."

...

I'm such a dork.

Posted by: cool arrow at February 15, 2013 08:54 PM (WMsq+)

127 Gorn porn AGAIN? Dammit Ace, can't you mix it up a bit -- give the Tholians their chance to shine...

ROCK HARD IN THE NEUTRAL ZONE

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 09:12 PM (k4bdL)

128 what about the hot green belly dancer on star trek

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 09:20 PM (Dnbau)

129 So drudge tells us that fb is getting a "multi billion dollar tax break". For what? Why? But, more importantly, while others were selling their IPO's as fast as they could, some didn't. Did the some know something everyone else didn't know? Who knew about the tax break and how many millions do they stand to make from it?

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 15, 2013 09:24 PM (/b8+5)

130 "Acting just one day after the surprise announcement that H.J. Heinz would be acquired by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway and Brazil-based 3G Capital for $23.3 billion, the SEC has gone to court to freeze assets associated with what it calls "highly suspicious options trading.'"

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100442841

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 15, 2013 09:27 PM (/b8+5)

131 "who leaked the details of the transaction one day before its formal announcement?"

http://tinyurl.com/coldlkc

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 15, 2013 09:41 PM (/b8+5)

132 No intergalactic/time travel blowjobs for you, cool arrow!

Posted by: teh 'new' doctor who at February 15, 2013 10:14 PM (ORGYc)

133 What's awful about it, kbdabear, is that my server randomly resets sometimes quite often especially (I've noticed) after major thunderstorms so, yes, my ORGYc hash will indeed come to an abrupt end some time in the near future. (Luckily thunderstorms are rare in winter around here so with any luck the ORGYc will last until Spring.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 10:20 PM (ORGYc)

134 Family just got their heat back on yesterday. When Sandy hit their electricity went out. !4 days later when it came back on their heat wouldn't go on. They found water all over their basement, their heating unit had a heart attack when the power went back on. It took all this time for it to be fixed, they haven't had heat for over 3 months. And, to top it all off, their cesspool went on Christmas Eve. I hope everything is fixed now for them, they've been through quite a lot.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 15, 2013 11:39 PM (/b8+5)

135 “'Have you ever had one of those weeks where your best-prepared plans weren’t good enough to accomplish everything you set out to do?” Wal-Mart exec Cameron Geiger wrote in one of the emails reported by Renee Dudley at Bloomberg.
“Well, we just had one of those weeks here at Walmart U.S. Where are all the customers? And where’s their money?” Geiger asked. '

http://tinyurl.com/d3pfwbo

Is America having a silent protest?

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at February 16, 2013 12:03 AM (/b8+5)

136 It's a three day weekend? For who?

Posted by: Jeff Snider at February 17, 2013 03:45 AM (kVpH+)






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