Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry for Serially Poisoning Somone

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Friends and family say they "weren't shocked at all...
I mean, just look at her"

And you thought our Valentine's Day thread was sick. It was only sick because it was real.

The woman above, Vickie Jo Mills, was sentenced to 2-4 years for poisoning her boyfriend 10-12 times since 2009. She would spike his drinks with eyedrops, which cause nausea, vomiting, and breathing problems when taken orally.

On the other hand, your liver's vision improves to 20/20.

Investigators say Mills said she wanted [her boyfriend] to pay more attention to her.

"I can cure you with my kisses," I guess, the strategy is. Munchausen Syndrome.


Psychiatrists say she did it because, in medical terms, "she's all rotten inside and's got poison in her eggs."

via @libertychick

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM



Comments

1 I love me some crazy eyes!

Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2013 03:36 PM (kWnMH)

2 Not so much crazy eyes as lifeless eyes.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 03:37 PM (6zgse)

3 BItches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (W1ezb)

4 And you thought our Valentine's Day thread was sick. It was only sick because it was real.

________

Did anyone kill that thread with--

"The Aristocrats!"?

Posted by: Super Sea Slug at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (r2PLg)

5 She used to be a dude, right?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (QupBk)

6 Not so much crazy eyes as lifeless eyes.

Like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (9GaPd)

7 Let me love you to death nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (6zgse)

8 She looks like Dwight Schrute's hired hand.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (Ec6wH)

9
WHAT A CATCH! Does this mean she's single now?

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (+xmn4)

10 I guess she used eye drops in the hope he won't notice what a fucking toad she is?


All I can say is, she must have given good head.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 15, 2013 03:39 PM (wR+pz)

11 'Poisoning" is such a judgmental word.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

12 Men? Key saftey tip.... get your own dam Drink!

Its realllllyyyy hard to poison an unopened Beer!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 03:39 PM (lZBBB)

13 Hmm, when I hang with the GF I get sick but when I'm by myself I'm just fine. What's that about?

Posted by: Her really slow BF at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

14 Well da Zero is a dog eater, but it looks like the whole fucking UK eats horse. I would be for clearing all non native wild horses out of this country (yeah, they're all non native) and shipping their carcasses to England to be converted to Purina Limey Chow.

Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (OlN4e)

15
But seriously, I know there's a fair amount of pathology involved here and rational thinking is not involved, but how does this register?

Poison boyfreind and make him very sick. Result = He'll pay more attention to me.

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (+xmn4)

16 No Bell, Biv, Devoe?

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (W1ezb)

17 9

WHAT A CATCH! Does this mean she's single now?



Not for long honey, not for long.

Posted by: Helga, the cell mate at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (wR+pz)

18 CSI did this.

Waitress spikes a customer's drink with her eye drop solution because he was a horrible tipper.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)

19 You know, she actually looks fairly normal. Is she hiding a hump back or club foot that I'm not aware of?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

20 So why's there an old picture of Charles Johnson up there?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (Qxdfp)

21 Wondering what AtC will try and derail this thread with...

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (KjlbF)

22 The Zyklon B Aftershave Kit for she gave him for his birthday should have raised a red flag.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (8ZskC)

23 This woman....I think is a Tea Party leader...

Posted by: Brian Ross at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (F6KtL)

24 Investigators say Mills said she wanted [her boyfriend] to pay more attention to her.

---

Maybe this explains why I had pains in my side yesterday and my wife got upset when I said "I've got to go lay down." She wanted me to pay more attention to her!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (e0xKF)

25 I'll bet she was quiet, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (+z4pE)

26 Wonder if she was inspired by CSI? We need a ban on TV shows that put crazy ideas in people's heads. Its for the children \s.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (dkExz)

27 Speaking of crazy.

I have the day off and just happened to catch part of the Jody Arias trial.

So someone tell me at what point is gratuitous sex worth being stabbed in the back while taking a shower, stabbed another 29 times, having your throat cut ear-to-ear and then, after all that, being shot?

It makes me glad I am monogamous.

Oh and too bad Horseman is dead. They would make a great prison couple.

Posted by: Marcus at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (GGCsk)

28 Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (+xmn4)


Hmmm.... maybe so he stays home? and she can take care of him???

Only thing I can think of...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (lZBBB)

29 wasn't this on an episode of CSI, by the way? Perhaps she's an avid fan.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

30 Dr. Amy Fisher the Younger Years.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 03:42 PM (bfYGd)

31 She's just begging for the touch of a Gorean master.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 15, 2013 03:42 PM (QupBk)

32 6 Like a doll's eyes.

I knew I was getting an uncanny valley vibe off this gal.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 03:42 PM (Qxdfp)

33 Grr, you beat me to it, EC!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 03:42 PM (4df7R)

34 >>>what no bel biv devoe?

sure why not... even though one suspects that song is about a hot girl who's only poison because she's unobtainable.

And not about a Vickie Jo Mills type.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2013 03:43 PM (LCRYB)

35 Uncanny Valley Girl?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 03:43 PM (Qxdfp)

36 "I'll bring you a juice box" just became a threat around here.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 15, 2013 03:43 PM (XYL0b)

37 20 So why's there an old picture of Charles Johnson up there?


Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (Qxdfp)


Thread.... WINNAH!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 03:43 PM (lZBBB)

38 Thank you for the new thread!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 03:43 PM (piMMO)

39 ~ sigh ~

I had hoped ace would post something which would restore my faith in humankind. Alas.

I'm about do make a big-assstage prop out of fiberglass. I think I'll forego the respirator this time.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 15, 2013 03:43 PM (J8DGo)

40 If I had a single flower for every time I've poisoned you,

I could walk forever in my garden

Happy Valentines Day

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (8ZskC)

41 I worked with a lady who left her strong, responsible AF officer husband to be with a semi-criminal drama man that needed her to pay his bills. He also needed her when his apartment flooded. She made lots of reasons for him to need her and be dependent on her but I don't think she ever made him sick, just flooded his apartment.

Some people are just screwed up.

Posted by: Synova at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (7/PU+)

42 Never trust a big butt and a smile!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (GRvW4)

43 She wanted her boyfriend to pay more attention to her?
How does making him wheeze for air and barf up his lunch get her more attention? I should think it would get her LESS.

For heaven's sake, if you are going to poison a man, make the potion fit the motive.
What a pharmacologic nincompoop.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (C8mVl)

44 Hmmm.... maybe so he stays home? and she can take care of him??? Only thing I can think of...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (lZBBB)


That's what I was figuring.

Woman makes boyfriend sick.

Woman coddles sick boyfriend.

Sick boyfriend praises woman for being so good to him.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (4df7R)

45 The eye-drop thing is an old bartender's trick. Had a buddy tell me about it decades ago - used to be a bartender at a famous place in Oakland.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (Qxdfp)

46 21Wondering what AtC will try and derail this thread with...
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (KjlbF)


Her showering / webcam comments seem to generate the most immediate and irreparable off-topicness. Also, Sean Bannion postings in quick succession.

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (+xmn4)

47 Grr, you beat me to it, EC!


The waitress was played by the wife of Tony Scott, who recently jumped to his death off a bridge last year.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (GQ8sn)

48 This is why we Americans put our women up on a pedestal.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (l3vZN)

49
'Vicky Jo'

That was the first clue.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (W1ezb)

50 27
Speaking of crazy.

I have the day off and just happened to catch part of the Jody Arias trial.

So
someone tell me at what point is gratuitous sex worth being stabbed in
the back while taking a shower, stabbed another 29 times, having your
throat cut ear-to-ear and then, after all that, being shot?

It makes me glad I am monogamous.

Oh and too bad Horseman is dead. They would make a great prison couple.


Posted by: Marcus at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (GGCsk)

I'd hit that. And then run as fast as my chubby legs would take me.

Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

51 Hillary Clinton, "Why does it matter?"

"It matters when she is doping your booze Swillary."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 03:45 PM (bfYGd)

52 When the world seems more beautiful,

And life even more worth living,

I find I've been thinking of poisoning you.

Happy Valentines Day

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 03:45 PM (8ZskC)

53 Seeeeee???? Now some of you Americans are starting to understand the whole Bhuka thing!

Posted by: Islamic Ragey Boy at February 15, 2013 03:46 PM (lZBBB)

54 Hmmm.... maybe so he stays home? and she can take care of him???

Only thing I can think of...Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (lZBBB)


I suppose that makes sense. *goes and buys eyedrops*

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 03:46 PM (+xmn4)

55 Cause nothing makes me pay more attention to my wife than puking and violent diarrhea.



Hey! Her and Howard Cosell should've gotten together.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 03:46 PM (da5Wo)

56
candy heart

WE NEED MOAR TIME
DRINK THIS

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 03:46 PM (nELVU)

57 Nothing says I Love You like poison.

She probably is still begging him to take her back.

Good thing that NFA applies to Pennsylvania. He's going to need all the firepower available.

Posted by: Marcus at February 15, 2013 03:46 PM (GGCsk)

58 " You know, she actually looks fairly normal. Is she hiding a hump back or club foot that I'm not aware of?"

No disrespect dude but you need to get out more.

Posted by: NYC Parent at February 15, 2013 03:46 PM (8GA+4)

59 So someone tell me at what point is gratuitous sex worth being stabbed in the back while taking a shower, stabbed another 29 times, having your throat cut ear-to-ear and then, after all that, being shot?It makes me glad I am monogamous. Oh and too bad Horseman is dead. They would make a great prison couple.
Posted by: Marcus
***

The version I heard was she shot him in the head point blank. Injured but alive he ran down the hallway where she caught up to him, stabbed him 20+ times, then cut his throat. Last, she took his pic after dragging him back to the bathroom and into the tub.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 03:46 PM (uhftQ)

60 Jesus, are teardrops really that poisonous?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (ZPrif)

61 Wow.

She should have been thanking God that she had a boyfriend in the first place.

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (wtvvX)

62 Seeeeee???? Now some of you Americans are starting to understand the whole Bhuka thing!


Yeah...every woman under a burkha is Kate Upton.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (GQ8sn)

63 "used to be a bartender at a famous place in Oakland."

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (Qxdfp)

Oakland, California?

I can't think of a single famous bar in Oakland.

I lived there, and trust me, it's pretty much a shithole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (GsoHv)

64 Any excuse to link /embed a BBD song should be taken, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (W1ezb)

65 By the way "she" looks very much like a "he".

Are we sure of the gender?

Posted by: Marcus at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (GGCsk)

66 I bet she got the idea from watching Wedding Crashers. Just another example of deadly 'assault movies' that need to be 'controlled', lest some feeble minded attention hungry wretch of a wench gets ideas above her station.

Posted by: CitizenEgg at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (RB0el)

67 Vicky Jo is Pat?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (bfYGd)

68 Wtf is in eye drops that causes breathing problems, the rest I get.

Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 03:48 PM (R4WsQ)

69 Ya think, just maybe, if he wasn't hunched over a toilet so often, he might have more time to spend with YOU?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 03:48 PM (piMMO)

70 It's not Lupus.
_

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at February 15, 2013 03:48 PM (J8DGo)

71
I've never seen a RealDoll poison nobody.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 03:48 PM (4I3Uo)

72 I can't think of a single famous bar in Oakland.


Applebees

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 03:48 PM (8ZskC)

73 I just noticed.
Little VIA is gone on a camping trip.
Mrs VIA has an exercise class from 5-9 tonight.
The new Die Hard has a 5:20 showing.
What to do....what to do?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 03:48 PM (bTPOR)

74 60 Jesus, are teardrops really that poisonous?
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (ZPrif)

Probably the stuff that restricts the blood vessels in your eye for anti-reddening.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 15, 2013 03:48 PM (FsUAO)

75 Shit, a new low at the HQ.


Bad hip hop music with nasty looking Ho's. Great way to start president's weekend.


Wasn't one of those guy's Trayvon's dad?


If you are going to post that shit, at least have one with some Butts!


http://tinyurl.com/ykelxdn

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 15, 2013 03:48 PM (wR+pz)

76 She coulda just hobbled him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (+z4pE)

77 Never trust a big butt and a smile!
Posted by: eastvalleyphx
***

What about a small butt and a smile?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (uhftQ)

78 This would instead be a case of Munchausen Syndrome by proxy, which is usually a parent doing something similar to their child.

Straight up Munchausen Syndrome means you do it to yourself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (cHZB7)

79 "...gratuitous sex..."

Posted by: Marcus at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (GGCsk)

Sorry.

Sex is never gratuitous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (GsoHv)

80 'Vicky Jo'That was the first clue.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (W1ezb)


When a person's name in any way conjures up the tune to "Ode to Billie Joe," run the other way.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (4df7R)

81 20 So why's there an old picture of Charles Johnson up there?

That made me lol

Posted by: CitizenEgg at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (RB0el)

82 Wtf is in eye drops that causes breathing problems, the rest I get.


It's the chemical that causes blood vessels to constrict.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visine

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

83 >>>WE NEED MOAR TIME
DRINK THIS

Hah!

I LOVE U
HERE IZ BUCKET

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (LCRYB)

84 &

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (FsUAO)

85 This is Munchhausen by Proxy syndrome. With Munchhausen's Syndrome, the patient makes him/herself sick. With Munchhausen's by Proxy, they make someone ELSE sick (most commonly their children).

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 15, 2013 03:50 PM (GoIUi)

86 Maybe change the name of the blog here -


http://tinyurl.com/bpb7dvp

Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 03:50 PM (fWAjv)

87 Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (OlN4e)

I still say that although an Equine diet beats a Soylent Green diet, nothing beats a Bacon diet!

Posted by: Hrothgar, Peon 2nd class at February 15, 2013 03:50 PM (Cnqmv)

88 Straight up Munchausen Syndrome means you do it to yourself.

It means that you claim to have done it yourself.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 15, 2013 03:50 PM (QupBk)

89 At least we've progressed from Coprophilia* in the last thread to Munchausen Syndrome.

* If you don't know, don't ask Google. Or Urban Dictionary, bless their sick little minds.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 15, 2013 03:50 PM (feFL6)

90 Mrs VIA has an exercise class from 5-9 tonight.

Four hours!?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 15, 2013 03:50 PM (mO9O5)

91 "are teardrops really that poisonous?
"

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 15, 2013 03:47 PM (ZPrif)

The tears of a clown are.

http://tinyurl.com/bs7kxk5

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 03:50 PM (GsoHv)

92 89 At least we've progressed from Coprophilia* in the last thread to Munchausen Syndrome.

* If you don't know, don't ask Google. Or Urban Dictionary, bless their sick little minds.

---

Or hold a seance and ask Howard Cosell.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (e0xKF)

93 VICKY JO DONT PLAY

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (4cRnj)

94 Hungry eyes!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRpbzj1hTCA

Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (xmcEQ)

95 I applaud her courageous stand against the patriarchy and her refusal to resort to phallonormative violence.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (C8mVl)

96
Nice, Ace.

LOLHURL.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (+z4pE)

97 This would instead be a case of Munchausen Syndrome by proxy, which is usually a parent doing something similar to their child.

***

MSbP is when one seeks attention, vicariously, through the suffering of another.

She was seeking attention from her victim, not from the doctors, family, etc....

Different thing entirely.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (piMMO)

98 The tears of a clown are.

Good thing that there's no one around.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (QupBk)

99 "I can cure you with my kisses," I guess, the strategy is. Munchausen Syndrome.


Munchausen by proxy. Munchausen's when you make yourself sick, by proxy is when you make someone else sick.


Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 03:52 PM (VtjlW)

100 phallonormative



.... you just made that up!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 03:52 PM (nELVU)

101 Do I need to choke a bitch?!

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at February 15, 2013 03:53 PM (QupBk)

102 I think she was a Womyn's Studies professor at my University.

Posted by: Sgt. York at February 15, 2013 03:53 PM (gU6mL)

103 Waterhouse
Total elapsed time is four hours.
Has to pick up instructor.
Stuck there for two sessions
Has to take instructor home.

Exercise time is actually about seventy five minutes total.

She hates shoot-em-up movies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 03:53 PM (bTPOR)

104 90 Mrs VIA has an exercise class from 5-9 tonight.

Four hours!?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 15, 2013 03:50 PM (mO9O5)

________________

Extra==personal one on one training?

Posted by: Super Sea Slug at February 15, 2013 03:53 PM (r2PLg)

105 She's not bad looking, physically. She's really not. If she was happy and sane and smiling and not in a mug shot looking like she's not alive anymore she'd be beautiful.

Posted by: Synova at February 15, 2013 03:53 PM (7/PU+)

106 Munchausen by proxy. Munchausen's when you make yourself sick, by proxy is when you make someone else sick.







Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 03:52 PM (VtjlW)

So that's the deal with me and my dick. I make it throw up all the time. Thanks, AtC!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at February 15, 2013 03:53 PM (GRvW4)

107 She was only trying to get him to conform to one of the more traditional male roles.

Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (UzPAd)

108 Helen of Troy- The face that launched 1000 ships.

This chick- The face that can make a freight train take a dirt road..

Posted by: Berserker at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (FMbng)

109 This broad, much like Casey Anthony, should never find another date, ever again.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (xmcEQ)

110 Waterhouse
Total elapsed time is four hours.
Has to pick up instructor.
Stuck there for two sessions
Has to take instructor home.

________

Les be honest?

Posted by: Super Sea Slug at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (r2PLg)

111 HAAAA!!!

Jose Canseco has a theory about the meteor!

http://t.co/MZHWZFYx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (piMMO)

112 <<Do I need to choke a bitch?!


Posted by: Baron Munchausen>>

Dude, didn't you see the movie? He was British! That dude had class...

"Shall I be compelled to strangle a bitch?"

Posted by: Sgt. York at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (gU6mL)

113 Soooo, nobody'd hit it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (+z4pE)

114
She blinded me with science.

She must have, just look at her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (p/cQy)

115 <<Helen of Troy- The face that launched 1000 ships.>>

This face caused the Carnival Cruise line to spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Sgt. York at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (gU6mL)

116 Oh yeah this works every time.

I always love my man more when I'm puking my brains out.

Posted by: mpfs at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (drKo9)

117 She will NOT be IGNORED.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (QTHTd)

118 Wondering what AtC will try and derail this thread with...
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 15, 2013 03:41 PM (KjlbF)



Now what did I do!


Not that I did anything. Because I didn't. I'm an innocent little lamb. *gambols and shit*

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (VtjlW)

119 HAAAA!!! Jose Canseco has a theory about the meteor! http://t.co/MZHWZFYx
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (piMMO)




*FACEPALM!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (4df7R)

120 I am naught but a lurker and ocassional commenter, but I think a more apropos theme song for this thread would have been Alice Cooper's "Poison".

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (boNGU)

121 HOT
SNUFF

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2013 03:56 PM (wAQA5)

122 Not that I did anything. Because I didn't. I'm an innocent little lamb.

*gambols and shit*
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (VtjlW)


Baby lambs!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 03:56 PM (4df7R)

123 100----"... phallonormative"

.... you just made that up!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 03:52 PM (nELVU)

Yeah, okay.
But it's a good one!
So good it'll probably be THE word in academia one of these days!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2013 03:56 PM (C8mVl)

124 HAAAA!!!



Jose Canseco has a theory about the meteor!



http://t.co/MZHWZFYx



Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (piMMO)


The TRUTH is Government Poison.,........Huh.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 03:56 PM (xmcEQ)

125 @86

The stupid is strong in that. You can not buy a AR-15 that shoots 45 bullets a minute. One your finger is not that quick and two, there are no 45 round magazines.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 15, 2013 03:56 PM (wR+pz)

126 The woman above, Vickie Jo Mills, was sentenced to 2-4 years for poisoning her boyfriend 10-12 times since 2009.

Hey, that's not bad. In our contemporary society that places actors/actresses and politicians on a higher moral shelf you can be an actress on 'Melrose Place' with a blood alcohol count 3X the legal limit, kill someone with your car, and only get three years in jail. Why? FYNQ.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 15, 2013 03:56 PM (feFL6)

127
Moron Tech Support:
I can get a 4G hotspot plan, to cover home pc and iphone. How much am I limited with that 4G, can I still watch Youtube and shit? I'm not up on this type of thing.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 15, 2013 03:57 PM (QLJPW)

128 No way that was really Conseco.


All the words were spelled correctly.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 03:57 PM (nELVU)

129 Soooo, nobody'd hit it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (+z4pE)

Not enough information. But I would bring my own drinks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 03:57 PM (l86i3)

130
This story makes me want to smile.

*creeeeeaaaak*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi and her taut botoxed phiz at February 15, 2013 03:57 PM (w41GQ)

131 Nude Time Traveling post.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 15, 2013 03:58 PM (QupBk)

132 Straight up Munchausen Syndrome means you do it to yourself.

I had a patient who put her scrambled eggs in her abdominal wound. She hospital hopped and had over 40 surgeries. Died at 40 or so.

Posted by: madamex at February 15, 2013 03:58 PM (Ztp7S)

133 97 NDH, I was just correcting that it would be MSbP rather than MS.

But I agree that it probably doesn't apply at all. She's just a needy scrunt. It doesn't have to be more complicated than that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 03:58 PM (cHZB7)

134 113
Soooo, nobody'd hit it?


She's all your. she's 33. The rest of her is as unkempt as the top, she would pretty rank.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 15, 2013 03:58 PM (wR+pz)

135 Different shot of the fetching Miss Vickie Jo

http://preview.tinyurl.com/c25lwkv

Looks to be a doer.
Certainly by 0130 she would make the cut.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 03:58 PM (bTPOR)

136 Moron Tech Support:
I can get a 4G hotspot plan,
to cover home pc and iphone. How much am I limited with that 4G, can I
still watch Youtube and shit? I'm not up on this type of thing.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 15, 2013 03:57 PM (QLJPW)


Read this:

http://scoamf.us/6V

Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 03:58 PM (xmcEQ)

137 Soooo, nobody'd hit it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (+z4pE)


Hmm, she does have tha demented librarian thing goin on. That's kind of hot.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (l86i3)

138 Now what did I do!





Not that I did anything. Because I didn't. I'm an innocent little lamb. *gambols and shit*

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (VtjlW)
***********
You did it again. One time you bound around, the next you gambol and shit.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (KjlbF)

139 I was at a bar last year and struck up a conversation with a group of girls, particularly one girl I had my eye on. After a bit, I offered to by her a drink, which she gladly accepted. I proceeded to the bar where I waited a bit but got my drink and the glass of wine she wanted. I returned and handed it to her. She did not say thanks but instead handed it back to me with a smile and asked me to take a drink of it because she wanted to make sure I didn't put anything in it. I laughed as I thought she was kidding but she said she was serious.

So I smiled back at her, shotgunned the whole glass of wine and wished her a good night as I walked away back to my friends.

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (m2CN7)

140 Bell Biv Devoe... What next Ace? Kid n' Play? Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch? Vanilla Ice?

Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (Jls4P)

141 one suspects that song is about a hot girl who's only poison because she's unobtainable

That's un-Swanson of you.

Each of the verses is about a different "poison" the ladies might mess up yo mind wif...and one of them is syphilis.

And here were no hot girls unobtainable by the guys from New Edition. Hence the syphilis.

Posted by: oblig. at February 15, 2013 04:00 PM (cePv8)

142 t

Posted by: oblig. at February 15, 2013 04:00 PM (cePv8)

143 128 No way that was really Conseco.


All the words were spelled correctly.....

---

Maybe he did a switcharoo with his brother Ozzie again.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 04:00 PM (e0xKF)

144
Soooo, nobody'd hit it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (+z4pE)


Not with biden's dick and obama pushing.

Posted by: Berserker at February 15, 2013 04:00 PM (FMbng)

145 She's probably good enough for a drunken bar bathroom bang or alley blow job, but BAJEEBUSS don't let her know where you LIVE!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 04:00 PM (xmcEQ)

146 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 03:58 PM (bTPOR)


Oh yeah, in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 04:01 PM (l86i3)

147 But I agree that it probably doesn't apply at all. She's just a needy scrunt. It doesn't have to be more complicated than that.

***

I know. I apologize. I was speaking more to MSbP than to the specific comment.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 04:01 PM (piMMO)

148 Hmm, she does have tha demented librarian thing goin on.

Mmmmoooolllleeeecules.

Posted by: Penny at February 15, 2013 04:02 PM (feFL6)

149 Survey thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 04:02 PM (piMMO)

150 (Your Love is Like) Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi.

Posted by: SDN at February 15, 2013 04:02 PM (D2Xkm)

151 Bell Biv Devoe... What next Ace? Kid n' Play? Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch? Vanilla Ice?
Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (Jls4P)


No kidding. I want me some BAY CITY ROLLERS!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 04:02 PM (l86i3)

152
>>a drunken bar bathroom bang<<

I never understood this phenomena. Last place on earth I'd want to tear up a piece of strange is a public restroom.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 04:03 PM (W1ezb)

153 Gal looks like she's just a couple of steps away from Deb Frisch crazee...

Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 15, 2013 04:03 PM (Jls4P)

154 Hmmmm....eyedrops.


Got it.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2013 04:03 PM (fsLdt)

155 @139

Excellent move. C*nt.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 15, 2013 04:04 PM (wR+pz)

156 No kidding. I want me some BAY CITY ROLLERS!!!
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 04:02 PM (l86i3)

I'm man enough to admit Ihad their 8 track back in 76.

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 04:05 PM (m2CN7)

157 Posted by: Muad'dib at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (KjlbF)

The image of Edna Mode (how AtC has described herself) bounding away in ballet leaps gives me a huge grin every time I read it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 04:06 PM (wbeNt)

158 The image of Edna Mode (how AtC has described herself) bounding away in ballet leaps gives me a huge grin every time I read it.

---

AtC, can we get you to do the "NO CAPES!" rant please?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 04:07 PM (e0xKF)

159 139 --- You probably shouldn't have taken it personally. The fact is that many young women today have either been victimized by drug-droppers themselves or know others who have been. Or make that claim.

I'm skeptical about how common they say the practice is, but I do know that there is a lot of paranoia about it. College orientation sessions are devoted to this subject.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2013 04:08 PM (C8mVl)

160 LOL Edna Mode. The SMERSH hair-do and black frame glasses. "No capes!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 04:08 PM (bfYGd)

161 139 --- You probably shouldn't have taken it personally. The fact is that many young women today have either been victimized by drug-droppers themselves or know others who have been. Or make that claim. I'm skeptical about how common they say the practice is, but I do know that there is a lot of paranoia about it. College orientation sessions are devoted to this subject.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2013 04:08 PM (C8mVl)

If she was worried about it she should have come with me to the bar or not accepted a drink from me. I've got no regrets. But I agree that women do have to be careful.

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 04:10 PM (m2CN7)

162 I'm skeptical about how common they say the practice is, but I do know that there is a lot of paranoia about it. College orientation sessions are devoted to this subject.

---

I don't know how common it is, but the general rule is "Keep your hands and your eyes on your drink at all times."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 04:11 PM (e0xKF)

163 If killing you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at February 15, 2013 04:11 PM (MSrqi)

164 OMG. I looove that song! Planning to play it at my wedding reception if I have ever a real one (which I'm not planning to anyway).

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 04:12 PM (6zgse)

165 I bet Bel Biv Devoe's "End of the Road" was the prom song for 95% of high schools. Was that 1993 or so?

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at February 15, 2013 04:13 PM (MSrqi)

166 She looks just a bit more normal than the 38 year old single mother of 2 I finally (after a week delay on her part) got to sign the papers on the closing of the house I was buying from her (or Granddaddy in this case).

Nothing like getting the keys, driving as fast as possible out to the house to meet a locksmith and having to knock on the door of the house you now own because she's inside talking to friends on her cell phone...and then have her say "welcome to your new home, sorry about the mess I left" (which took a 10 yard dumpster and 2/3 of a 30 to clean out).

Add to it her secretly keeping a garage door clicker and leaving a note for me 2 days after signing the papers asking that I return a kitchen aid mixer she had in the garage to her (no idea what she was even talking about).

Drugs are a hell of a thing...

Thankfully I got the house for a steal.

Posted by: H Badger at February 15, 2013 04:14 PM (n/0Nw)

167 The brunette in that picture is a lot better looking than her grey haired friend.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 15, 2013 04:14 PM (l3vZN)

168 165, that was Boyz II Men. Was very popular when I was in high school in deep darkest Africa. I never really liked it, probably because I felt it was played too much.

Nostalgia makes me like it now.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 04:15 PM (6zgse)

169 Well it wasn't poison poison.

Posted by: Whoopie at February 15, 2013 04:15 PM (rdav6)

170 I think she looks like Tina Fey.

Posted by: Esau's Message at February 15, 2013 04:22 PM (WZq72)

171 SE Cupp has really let herself go.

Posted by: Y-not at February 15, 2013 04:25 PM (5H6zj)

172 So I smiled back at her, shotgunned the whole glass of wine and wished her a good night as I walked away back to my friends.


Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (m2CN7)


SCORE! Sir, let me award with with this.... One Indulgence good for any single future Man Card Violation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 04:32 PM (lZBBB)

173 Psychiatrists say she did it because, in medical terms, "she's all rotten inside and's got poison in her eggs."


That made me laugh so hard I sharted.


Posted by: Al Roker at February 15, 2013 04:36 PM (z3Lez)

174 171
SE Cupp has really let herself go.

Posted by: Y-not at February 15, 2013 04:25 PM (5H6zj)

Gentlemen- we have a winner!



Posted by: Old Fuck Stick at February 15, 2013 04:39 PM (z3Lez)

175 So I smiled back at her, shotgunned the whole glass of wine and wished her a good night as I walked away back to my friends. Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (m2CN7) SCORE! Sir, let me award with with this.... One Indulgence good for any single future Man Card Violation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 04:32 PM (lZBBB)

Well Done

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 04:40 PM (nTgAI)

176 Knew a man who shot his wife between the eyes. Killed her dead. He received 18 months in jail and job re-training. In 18 months he was out of jail and he got a better job. His wife was still dead. This is the American legal system!

Posted by: burt at February 15, 2013 04:53 PM (/QJXp)

177 People almost never look good in mug shots. Take off the heavy glasses, put make-up on her, fix her hair and have her smile and she'd probably look rather attractive. Anyway., God judges by the heart.,not by the outward appearance, He heart. ie- as the seat of the emotions was obviously warped and defective. I pray she gets the emotional and spiritual healing she so desperately needs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2013 05:01 PM (PxYrx)

178 63 Oakland, California? I can't think of a single famous bar in Oakland.
I lived there, and trust me, it's pretty much a shithole.


Sorry, I left and now it's too late! But not a famous bar, a famous restaurant that had a bar. I don't think it's there anymore - can't remember what the name was but I think it was a steakhouse type thing at Jack London Square. It probably would have folded in the mid 90's, and been popular in the 70's.

Yes, it's a shithole. But it didn't always used to be. It used to be an armpit.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 05:09 PM (Qxdfp)

179 Poisoned bf = sick bf = bf who needs the love and tender care of a good woman

Maybe?

Posted by: fb at February 15, 2013 05:36 PM (JVEmw)

180 Torn between two livers feelin' like a fool,
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 06:00 PM (ORGYc)

181
Mills said she wanted [her boyfriend] to pay more attention to her.

Blowjobs.

He'll pay close attention to you.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 15, 2013 06:03 PM (1hM1d)

182 And now, a brief break for a message from the Department of Insufferable Nit-picking:

Munchausen's Syndrome is characterized by someone making themselves sick in order to get sympathy or attention. When they make someone else sick and seek attention or sympathy as the caregiver instead, the condition is known as Muchausen's by Proxy.

Just doing my part to continue the tradition of almost nearly complete scientific accuracy (more or less) at HQ.

We now return to our regularly scheduled comment feed.

Posted by: Adjoran at February 15, 2013 07:45 PM (9uOra)

183 Attention Ladies: If you want your man to pay more attention to you, take a bath and wash your hair. Vicki Jo would leave an oil slick if she went swimming.

Posted by: Ernie Kaputnik at February 16, 2013 11:22 AM (El5Rb)

184 Chique D'Afrique-
For your wedding, 'Another Chance' by the Georgia Satellites. One of Mrs. E's and my favorites of all time.

Posted by: EROWMER at February 16, 2013 08:56 PM (kxlCQ)






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