Overnight Open Thread (SMODLET Edition)

Well this does not surprise me. The State Of The Union Is......Dumber. Pretty funny that W scored higher than the vaunted Constitutional Law professor.

Chubby Checker

Good Lord, they really do have an app for everything. Chubby Checker Sues Hewlett Packard Over Penis App.

Chubby Checker is suing Hewlett-Packard for “all profits” received from the sale of the penis sizing application. That figure is close to $500 million.

I call BS on this. No way that app has made $500M. No way.

Pro Gun Posters

Heh. Eight 2nd Amendment Posters That Illustrate The Fallacy Of The Left's Arguments.

The Last Beerfighter

Oh I gotta get one of these for the "office". Beercade Replaces Arcade Coin Slots With Beer Taps, Rewards Winner With Brew.

The Next Big Spice

Every year, McCormack lists spices that they think will be big in cooking and this year, they think Dukkah And Broccoli will be it. What's dukkah you ask?


Dukkah is an Egyptian blend of cumin, coriander, sesame and nuts. It mostly appears in olive oil as a dipping sauce for table bread in American eateries, but McCormick chefs say uses can extend to toppings for soups, stews and salads.

A Good Clay To Die Hard

Concierge Medicine

This won't be good for the masses. Good for the folks that can afford it though. 1 in 10 Doctor Practices Flee Medicare To Concierge Medicine.

OK

So do you know what "OK" Stands For?


The time was 1839. In Boston and New York, slang abbreviations were all the rage with the abbreviations often representing deliberately misspelled slang phrases like “KY” for “know yuse”; “OW” for “oll wright” (the predecessor of “oll korrect”); “KG” for “know go”; “NS” for “nuff said”; and many many others.

OK is one of the few of these abbreviations to survive. It managed to do so largely because of an 1840 New York campaign slogan by boosters of Martin Van Buren for re-election. Van Buren’s nickname was “Old Kinderhook”; so this group made their name the “O.K. Club”, thus having the double meaning of “oll korrect” and “Old Kinderhook”. As you might expect, this also gave rise to Van Buren’s opponents quipping that Van Buren’s supporters were all illiterate.

Another Study Of The Obvious

Well duh! Women Are Intolerant Of Sexy Peers.

In Study 1, an experimental design was used to test the evolutionary-based hypothesis that women would be intolerant of sexy women and would censure those who seem to make sex too readily available. Results provide strong empirical support for intrasexual competition among women. Using independent raters, blind to condition, we found that almost all women were rated as reacting negatively (“bitchy”) to an attractive female confederate when she was dressed in a sexually provocative manner. In contrast, when she was dressed conservatively, the same confederate was barely noticed by the participants. In Study 2, an experimental design was used to assess whether the sexy female confederate from Study 1 was viewed as a sexual rival by women. Results indicated that as hypothesized, women did not want to introduce her to their boyfriend, allow him to spend time alone with her, or be friends with her.


Doggeh Video

Friday night fight. In one corner, a beagle. The other, a robot crab. Ready? Fight!

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Comments

1 First!

Posted by: GIJared at February 15, 2013 10:54 PM (MXk8n)

2 First. Let me revise and extend my remark.... second, third, ok fourth?

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 10:55 PM (MYBiY)

3 1000 dollars an hour for golf lessons from a pro in Florida while Mooch and the Moochettes go skiing in Aspen?Yeah obama cares about the "folks."

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 10:55 PM (9+ccr)

4 STOMP!

Posted by: ryukyu at February 15, 2013 10:56 PM (C6XFd)

5 Tragedy of the Medical Commons

Probably one of the most stinging lies that President Obama made regarding Obamacare, was that “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.” One of the more insidious measures is Federal requirements that approved insurance conform to the administration’s bureaucratic whims, with the cheapest plan available for a family coming in at $20,000.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1389

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 10:57 PM (Vk2pI)

6 Woman in the kitchen picture is missing a plate of sammiches.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 10:57 PM (Zd/NW)

7 Dang, I was about to go watch the teevee. Thanks, CDR M

Posted by: Peaches at February 15, 2013 10:57 PM (kpCLl)

8 since everyone is here now, repost from last thread:


61 Any San Fran, North or East Bay morons here?

My daughter was outside smoking and she let out a big yelp. She swears she saw a fireball streaking towards the west (Pacific). Yes she is sober and no, she is not prone to hysterics

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM (uVuwp)

9 Yay-

I don't much care for wine anyway. Thanks CDR

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM (qqZuQ)

10 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM (JMmQ9)

11 61 Any San Fran, North or East Bay morons here?



My daughter was outside smoking and she let out a big yelp. She
swears she saw a fireball streaking towards the west (Pacific). Yes she
is sober and no, she is not prone to hysterics

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM (uVuwp)

Northern Ca. and I didn't see anything.... SMOD?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 10:59 PM (9+ccr)

12 Woman in the kitchen picture is missing a plate of sammiches.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 10:57 PM (Zd/NW)

I'll make her an open face sammich. Damn...

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:59 PM (l86i3)

13 Is it bitchy that the second thing I noticed about slut girl was her screwed up bangs?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:00 PM (wsGWu)

14 Puppie over robot crab for the win!!!!!!!

(I'd rather have a new puppy than old crabs)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:00 PM (qqZuQ)

15 Is it bitchy that the second thing I noticed about slut girl was her screwed up bangs?
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:00 PM (wsGWu)

Proves the Thesis.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:00 PM (l86i3)

16 The state of the union is delivered by the guy who wins the most votes of whoever was allowed to vote the prior November.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (QTHTd)

17 3 1000 dollars an hour for golf lessons from a pro in Florida while Mooch and the Moochettes go skiing in Aspen?Yeah obama cares about the "folks."


But they have so much in common with regular inner city Chicago school kids!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (NEIxp)

18 Is it bitchy that the second thing I noticed about slut girl was her screwed up bangs?

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:00 PM (wsGWu)


She had bangs?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (yh0zB)

19 Evening, jackwagons.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (hpDVh)

20 hi all
glad Friday is here
what is everyone drinking tonite

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (XG0FE)

21
1000 dollars an hour for golf lessons from a pro in Florida while Mooch
and the Moochettes go skiing in Aspen?Yeah obama cares about the
"folks."


Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 10:55 PM (9+ccr)


At least he will still be bad at golf. If he had any skill at all we would have been shown it by now.

Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (vfB2N)

22 She rocked the little black dress, I find not much sexier than high heels and the little black dress.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (l86i3)

23 what is everyone drinking tonite


Coffee. I'm at work.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (8SsiG)

24 My BF Barry are having wild sex with Rahm! Beard Michelle is away so we get to be gay! Thanks for paying bitter clingers! LOL @ U!!!!!!

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (ypzqs)

25 Brandy and Coke zero.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:03 PM (l86i3)

26 I am just disappointed that SMOD ended up being just a big tease

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:03 PM (XG0FE)

27 I'd pay money to see moochelle ski.

Wait, that's bitchy too and she's not exactly not a Klingon...

Study busted.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:03 PM (wsGWu)

28 puddleglum my condolences

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:04 PM (XG0FE)

29 Liked the article about concierge medicine. Of course, since its a free market solution to a largely government-made problem, I fully expect it to be regulated to death I'm short order.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:04 PM (NEIxp)

30 From a previous thread if kbdabear is on the ONT:
What's awful about it, kbdabear, is that my server randomly resets
(sometimes quite often) especially (I've noticed) after major
thunderstorms so, yes, my ORGYc hash will indeed come to an abrupt end
some time in the near future. (Luckily thunderstorms are rare
around here in winter so with any luck the ORGYc will last until Spring.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 11:04 PM (ORGYc)

31 what is everyone drinking tonite
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (XG0FE)

*********

Arizona diet peach tea.



Yeah- go ahead and laugh, but after 5 or 6 glasses, I will be struggling to type, due to the full bladder.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:04 PM (qqZuQ)

32 27
I'd pay money to see moochelle ski.



Wait, that's bitchy too and she's not exactly not a Klingon...



Study busted.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:03 PM (wsGWu)

Imagine all the people whose vacation is ruined because Mooch is taking over the area....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 11:04 PM (9+ccr)

33
People have no idea what's coming down the pike with O'care. They are simply clueless. I've had idiots say to me "Well, I'm just glad my kids can stay on my husband's insurance til their 26". "Well, I don't have a cadillac healthcare plan so it won't affect me." "I think it's great that everyone is going to have health insurance, and that it's going to be more affordable."

As a nurse, I just shake my head. Meanwhile, SEIU has a campaign going on at my hospital to "raise staffing to safe levels". The Union wants our hospital to hire more nurses. Yeah, because with decreased reimbursement and increased costs of operating, there's money for that. Uh, sure.

Not sure how much longer I can continue to be a nurse.

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (Ag5D2)

34 The torso-to-leg length ratio is way off.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (nZvGM)

35 Study busted.
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:03 PM (wsGWu)


I think the study was focused on the sexual competitivness aspect. I think she would prolly find you bitchy as you walked by her like furniture.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (l86i3)

36 Coffee. I'm at work.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (8SsiG)


The tears of hipsters... ironically

Posted by: Punch A Hipster at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (Vk2pI)

37 "in" short order. Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (NEIxp)

38 SMOD's little brother, the Sweet Meteor Of Injury, did better this year

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (QTHTd)

39 Women are intolerant of sexy peers!? Yeah no shit, just ask any woman about Kate Upton in the last week and watch them go nuclear.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (NzBQO)

40 seamus hey whatever floats yer boat
badoomching

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (XG0FE)

41 18
Is it bitchy that the second thing I noticed about slut girl was her screwed up bangs?



Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:00 PM (wsGWu)


She had bangs?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (yh0zB)

The women all call her a slut, all their boyfriends just call her.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (Zd/NW)

42 Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 11:04 PM (ORGYc)

*********

Some of the great Roman orgies lasted for 10-12 months. Don't give up hope A-nuck!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (qqZuQ)

43 Speaking of hipsters, here is "Evolution of the Hipster":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbTI7eWaQbk

Posted by: Punch A Hipster at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (Vk2pI)

44 That sucks runningrn. I hate unions.

Posted by: CDR M at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (dKV5k)

45 I promised Rich Lowry we'ld have 200 comments before 9 PM Pacific.
Now get crackin. Well, you know what I mean.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (MYBiY)

46 Ya know, I love Aspen. The slopes are world-class, the accommodations are the tits. I'm sorry to hear they've lowered their standards this way. She will ruin it for everyone.

Posted by: Peaches at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (kpCLl)

47 She swears she saw a fireball streaking towards the west (Pacific).

We have good skies for meteors, you can see everything. Saw a huge one about a month ago.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (FcR7P)

48 She was a "slut" girl? Did you mean "Slav" girl?
I thought she was the au pair girl from Belarus at the neighbor's.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (1V6Pv)

49 8, I live about 15 miles south of SF and saw nothing.

For what it is worth.

Sometimes Hippies launch into the air and explode.

Maybe that is what she saw.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (fiio2)

50 40 seamus hey whatever floats yer boat badoomching
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (XG0FE)


*****

CSTM


(chuckle softly to myself)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:07 PM (qqZuQ)

51 Howdy, howdy!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 11:07 PM (kaalw)

52 Woman in the kitchen picture is missing a plate of sammiches.>>

I'm a little worried that any sammiches are gonna be made with eye drop laced mayo. So for her I'll make my own.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:07 PM (qo244)

53 runningrn

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:07 PM (XG0FE)

54 My daughter was outside smoking and she let out a big yelp. She

swears she saw a fireball streaking towards the west (Pacific). Yes she

is sober and no, she is not prone to hysterics



Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM (uVuwp)

Possibly rocket launch/testing. Vandenberg AFB is a few hundred miles to the south but they are shooting off rockets constantly.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 11:07 PM (NzBQO)

55 Running a tad late tonight; aren't we?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (DoZD+)

56 Sometimes Hippies launch into the air and explode. Maybe that is what she saw.
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (fiio2)


******

Hey- it's raining hippies! 8th sign of the Apocalisp.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (qqZuQ)

57 warning shot, bitchez.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (EZl54)

58 Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (nZvGM)

yeah...something looks a bit odd.

Maybe it's thickness of the thighs and hips.

I would however, still hit it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (GsoHv)

59 22
She rocked the little black dress, I find not much sexier than high heels and the little black dress.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (l86i3)


Garter belt and black seemed stockings would really complete the outfit. Well that and a pair of black lace panties. Plus a pearl necklace. Plus a.......... fuck, BRB.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (Zd/NW)

60 Women are intolerant of sexy peers!? Yeah no shit, just ask any woman
about Kate Upton in the last week and watch them go nuclear.

If Kate Upton has "peers," I have yet to meet one. And, bear in mind, I'm in LA.

Posted by: Peaches at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (kpCLl)

61 The beer video game is from my stepson's work! Good on them for getting some buzz.

Big Boss Brewery.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (doBIb)

62
There is no truth to the rumor that President Obama is taking an expensive golf lesson in Florida.

Because he slices everything to the left (being a left-handed golfer).

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (Md8Uo)

63 Kate Upton doesn't bother me for some reason. I think I just have a pavlovian reaction to the playboy bunny emblem.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (wsGWu)

64 Ya know, I love Aspen. The slopes are world-class, the accommodations are the tits. I'm sorry to hear they've lowered their standards this way. She will ruin it for everyone.
Meh, I hate that town so I kind of want to see them suffer.
Except that the ski season has sucked as it is, and this won't do anything to help it or the people who work in the industry and live down valley.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (hpDVh)

65 In Study 1, an experimental design was used to test the evolutionary-based hypothesis that women would be intolerant of sexy women and would censure those who seem to make sex too readily available.



Who the fuck gets money for these studies? And why can't I be involved?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (GEICT)

66 Of course, this means there're be the cry "we need more nurses, we need to bring in more Somalis reform our immigration system"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 15, 2013 11:09 PM (QTHTd)

67 She had bangs?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM


More than a few times, I'm sure. Probably like a dunny door in a cyclone, too.

Posted by: otho at February 15, 2013 11:09 PM (yBF/9)

68 Is it bitchy that the second thing I noticed about slut girl was her screwed up bangs?

***

My first thought was that I could style her to be much sexier.

Bangs? Gone

Cankle straps? Gone! Only the thinnest of women can wear cankle straps.

And, the choker with the low v makes her proportions look off. She should ditch the choker.

She could look much prettier.

Is that "bitchy" enough?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)

69 journolist rich lowry comes here? he seems like the ultimate in preppy conservative

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:09 PM (XG0FE)

70 Is that "bitchy" enough?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)

Yep, that'll do it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (l86i3)

71
rejected candy heart

YOU
SLUT!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (9MmIU)

72 Q for the Horde: In the >10yrs I have owned my house, I've never subscribed to cable. Can I remove the cable box all cables from my house?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (hekO9)

73 Possibly rocket launch/testing. Vandenberg AFB is a few hundred miles to the south but they are shooting off rockets constantly.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 11:07 PM (NzBQO)


Nope. We're at Travis AFB. She says it was east to west. Vandenberg is south of us

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (uVuwp)

74 Totally agree with your assessment, NDH, although I don't think the morons care.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (wsGWu)

75 Can I remove the cable box all cables from my house?


Leave it for the next owners.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (doBIb)

76 Q for the Horde: In the >10yrs I have owned my house, I've never subscribed to cable. Can I remove the cable box all cables from my house?
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (hekO9)

You sure can, but I wouldn't. What if you want to sell?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (l86i3)

77 Kate Upton doesn't bother me for some reason. I think I just have a pavlovian reaction to the playboy bunny emblem.

***

I think she's great: adorable, sexy and doesn't take herself too seriously.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (piMMO)

78
Is it bitchy that the second thing I noticed about slut girl was her screwed up bangs?






She had knobby knees. But I know the men aren't looking at her knobby knees. They're looking at her knobby chest.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (DoZD+)

79 journolist rich lowry comes here? he seems like the ultimate in preppy conservative
I could see Jonah Goldberg lurking, but not Rich Lowry.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (hpDVh)

80 strangepork why? it will only negatively affect resale value

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (XG0FE)

81 As a nurse, I just shake my head. Meanwhile, SEIU has a campaign going on at my hospital to "raise staffing to safe levels". The Union wants our hospital to hire more nurses. Yeah, because with decreased reimbursement and increased costs of operating, there's money for that. Uh, sure.Not sure how much longer I can continue to be a nurse.
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (Ag5D2)

*******

You nailed it. Mrs. Muldoon, RNand I have both seen the future and it is now. There is pain-a-coming in the healthcare realm. Gird your loins and all that. If you don't see it, you haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:12 PM (qqZuQ)

82 Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (hekO9)

Sure. It's your property. As long as you return the cable company's equipment to them.

But...if you sell, I guess it is a problem for the next owners. A tiny problem, but a problem nonetheless.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 11:12 PM (GsoHv)

83 Rich Lowry, yes comes. Here, it's rumored.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:13 PM (MYBiY)

84 She rocked the little black dress, I find not much sexier than high heels and the little black dress.
I like the professional look, myself. Something about a woman in a suit, pencil skirt and her hair up in a bun. It's a modern take on the librarian look.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (hpDVh)

85 Thanks for the link to the eight 2nd Amendment posters.

Mike
The Political Commentator

Posted by: Michael Haltman at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (rtmKF)

86 well of course it's not REALLY about "safe staffing levels", it's about more union members

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (XG0FE)

87 38 SMOD's little brother, the Sweet Meteor Of Injury, did better this year

-------

Certainly more impressive than Sweet Meteor of Mild Annoyance.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (1c58W)

88 I could see Jonah Goldberg lurking, but not Rich Lowry.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (hpDVh)

Rich Lowery is one of those I can't figure out. One minute he's singin the right tune, the next minute he's groveling at the feet of the establishment. Inside the beltway needs to be broke up and defunded. He makes his living there. He tip toes to the edge then serves his master.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (l86i3)

89 Not sure how much longer I can continue to be a nurse.


Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (Ag5D2)


Become a private nurse for an aging but healthy billionaire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (GsoHv)

90 She had knobby knees.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (DoZD+)


She had knees?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 11:15 PM (yh0zB)

91 JFK had Ted Sorenson to lie and cover for his incompetent ass, dear leader needs the whole media to invent the bullshit life of a stinking civil rights lecturer being called a constitutional scholar.

the only reality surrounding Obama is that he is a poser and a complete fraud

I see he is in town today to pass amongst his disciples and no doubt pick-up some cash.

Posted by: Dodging bullets in Chicago at February 15, 2013 11:15 PM (7VoHu)

92 well, Rich, thanx for visiting the HQ but man, get a nose ring or something

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:15 PM (XG0FE)

93 Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (hpDVh)

********

Alex- I concur in your assessment of Aspen. I was in Basalt today for work- the snow levels looked scarily low. Probably gonna have trouble filling the reservoirs this summer.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:15 PM (qqZuQ)

94 Q for the Horde: In the >10yrs I have owned my house, I've never subscribed to cable. Can I remove the cable box all cables from my house?

***

When I moved into my current house (a rental) the cables were about ten years old and when I paid Comcast to add a few outlets, they replaced all the cable to the house in the process. The guy said it would do no good for me to pay for new/moved outlets if he didn't replace the old cable, especially with high-speed internet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:15 PM (piMMO)

95
Back in '98, Stearns Wharf here in Santa Barbara burned down the day after the Leonids meteor shower. The next morning I had the guys at work almost completely convinced that the meteors had destroyed the wharf.......until the ratbags on the local radio stations announced that one of the restaurants on the wharf had caused the fire (electrical, if I remember correctly).

Damnit.

'sup jackwagons.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:15 PM (MBqvE)

96 Become a private nurse for an aging but healthy billionaire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (GsoHv)




Theresa probably wouldn't care for that...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 11:16 PM (GEICT)

97 Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (hpDVh)

The juxtaposition of two ideas:

1. take notes, and nod like you actually understand.
2. Throw her over the edge of the desk......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 11:16 PM (GsoHv)

98 I could see Jonah Goldberg lurking, but not Rich Lowry.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (hpDVh)

Certainly not on a Friday night. That's the night he stretches his jowels to achieve that Arlen Specter look that one normally can'tget until in one's seventies.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 15, 2013 11:17 PM (nZvGM)

99 Yep, that'll do it.

***

heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:17 PM (piMMO)

100 ITC!!!! Nice day today, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at February 15, 2013 11:18 PM (kpCLl)

101 She should ditch the choker dress.

Posted by: What I had in mind at February 15, 2013 11:18 PM (N2yhW)

102 Q for the Horde: In the >10yrs I have owned my house, I've never subscribed to cable. Can I remove the cable box all cables from my house?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (hekO9)


You assume that your house is actually your house. How silly of you!

Posted by: Your Local Zoning Board at February 15, 2013 11:18 PM (Vk2pI)

103 Does Aspen still ban snowboarders? I remember that being a big thing when I lived in Colorado...15 years ago.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:18 PM (wsGWu)

104 @58. It's the extreme pear shapedness. Which is better than having no hips, I guess.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:18 PM (6zgse)

105 Jonah Goldberg and Rich Lowry are AOSHQ lurkers.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:18 PM (MYBiY)

106 Offer the Obamas $100 billion to just go away and live in some far away land.

It's worth a try.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:18 PM (e/uu3)

107 Q for the Horde: In the >10yrs I have owned my
house, I've never subscribed to cable. Can I remove the cable box all
cables from my house?


Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (hekO9)


You "own" that house? Heh.

Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 11:19 PM (vfB2N)

108 Become a private nurse for an aging but healthy billionaire. >>

Close to death would be better and learn to copy his signature.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:19 PM (qo244)

109 and Jonah, thanx for coming to the HQ but I gotta say, your first book was better than your second

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:19 PM (XG0FE)

110 Well crap folks, I was up early today and I'm not gonna make it much longer. I'm out, see you on tomorrow night's ONT.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 11:19 PM (yh0zB)

111 Women are also intolerant of average-looking women whom are presented as gorgeous and sexy: Michelle Obama. Everybody knows the only reason her toned arms are fawned over is that it's the only part of her body that is not unattractive. Flat chest, massive hips, shapeless legs. Have I mentioned lately how much I detest the media?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 15, 2013 11:20 PM (DoZD+)

112 Hey,
Ask me about Hugh Hewitt and learn how you can win a free trip to Vegas.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:20 PM (MYBiY)

113 goodnight GGE

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:20 PM (piMMO)

114 Close to death would be better and learn to copy his signature.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:19 PM (qo244)


Then if you do it right, you could pull a Decade at Bernies thing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:20 PM (l86i3)

115 good NIGHT GGE

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:20 PM (XG0FE)

116 G'night GGE

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:20 PM (l86i3)

117 Okay- all silliness aside for a moment. I hear lots of talk about gun legislation being "the hill to die on" (and I tend to agree). But if we invoke another wartime metaphor, gun control may very well be "a bridge too far" for the statists. Here's hoping their bridge leads to our hill.


Resume hijinks.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:20 PM (qqZuQ)

118
Hello Chemmy!

Thanks for the ONT CDR M!! Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:21 PM (Ag5D2)

119 journolist, Hugh Hewitt? yeah but the free trip to Vegas would be with Mitt Romney

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:21 PM (XG0FE)

120 Men will drool when they see anything not grotesque and skinny (in this culture anyway) and scantily clad. We women aren't so taken in and as such are more discriminating.

Take the same near naked girl and make her fully clothed and y'all probably wouldn't notice her unless she was actually very pretty or had assets that are difficult to cover up even with full clothing.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:22 PM (6zgse)

121 If you want to know how ol' drunk on Opolo Journolist feels. Listen to the Bellamy Brothers, 'Let Your Love Flow" on the headsets full volume.
That's onegreat song.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:22 PM (MYBiY)

122
Become a private nurse for an aging but healthy billionaire.



Hmm, Bill Gates lives about 7 or 8 miles from me...

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:22 PM (Ag5D2)

123 Take the same near naked girl and make her fully clothed and y'all probably wouldn't notice her unless she was actually very pretty or had assets that are difficult to cover up even with full clothing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:22 PM (6zgse)

Not true, I would seek to engage her in an intellectual conversations about art and the theater.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (l86i3)

124
Wait, bitches are catty? when did this happen?

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (fPgie)

125 Q for the Horde: In the >10yrs I have owned my

house, I've never subscribed to cable. Can I remove the cable box all

cables from my house?>>
You can clip the cables into 1" segments if you'd like but I doubt it's a cable box just a junction box that you are seeing. Though depending on where you live a cheap antenna can feed those same wires if you want some TV spread through the house.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (qo244)

126 Does CDR M have a Twitter?

Posted by: longerthoughts at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (CVVLU)

127 Maybe all the LIVs like Obama because he uses little words and the simplest sentence construction. Thus they understand what he's saying.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (6zgse)

128 *Peaches*

FINALLY we get some warmth.

But honestly, I hate the Santa Anas. Like living in a toaster oven.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:24 PM (MBqvE)

129 Does CDR M have a Twitter?
Posted by: longerthoughts at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (CVVLU)


Kind of personal don't ya think.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:24 PM (l86i3)

130 Women are also intolerant of average-looking women whom are presented as gorgeous and sexy: Michelle Obama. Everybody knows the only reason her toned arms are fawned over is that it's the only part of her body that is not unattractive. Flat chest, massive hips, shapeless legs. Have I mentioned lately how much I detest the media?

***

The study is, IMHO, pure crap.

I was, in hindsight, quite beautiful when I was young (IIDSSM) and never shied from other attractive females. I loved sports and politics, so could hang with the fellas, but loved shopping and fashion and could chat with the gals. Best of all was finding another woman who also enjoyed sports and politics, but they seemed to be rare.

Beyond that, pointing out that a woman is dressed or behaving inappropriately is not being a "bitch".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:25 PM (piMMO)

131 120,

Mostly.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:25 PM (e/uu3)

132 Trixie just arrived with a bag of my favorite potato chips, an assortment of alcoholic beverages, a 65cm Swiss ball, several bungee cords, and a huge roll of a special 3M-brand wound dressing tape that sticks to your skin but leaves your hairs attached (she claims).
"Say 'Hi' to The Horde, Trixie."
"Hi, Horde."
G'night all. We'll be in the forward cabin, where there are more attachment points.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 15, 2013 11:25 PM (1V6Pv)

133 runningrn hi, sorry work is sucking for u

you'll be happy to know that I have improved on my pace on the treadmill

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:25 PM (XG0FE)

134 Dang, that Bellamy Brothers song is awesome.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:25 PM (MYBiY)

135 129 Does CDR M have a Twitter?
Posted by: longerthoughts at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (CVVLU)


Kind of personal don't ya think.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:24 PM (l86i3)




Kidding aside, we really do need a comprehensive Moron twitter list. There are a couple of attempted ones out there I think. But we need to update and expand them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 11:25 PM (GEICT)

136 Alex- I concur in your assessment of Aspen. I was in Basalt today for work- the snow levels looked scarily low. Probably gonna have trouble filling the reservoirs this summer.

My mother used to work as a travel agent in Glenwood Springs until about two years ago when she became a paralegal. Her friends still in the business are in a state of panic.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:26 PM (hpDVh)

137 nettes Mädchen

sie benötigt stoßen

oooh.

ich bin sehr betrunken

Posted by: Herr. Stampfen Stiefel (Frankfurt) at February 15, 2013 11:26 PM (t8sr/)

138
My first thought was that I could style her to be much sexier.



Bangs? Gone



Cankle straps? Gone! Only the thinnest of women can wear cankle straps.



And, the choker with the low v makes her proportions look off. She should ditch the choker.



She could look much prettier.



Is that "bitchy" enough?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)

My god, do you teach a class in this, and did you teach my wife?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 11:27 PM (Zd/NW)

139 126 Does CDR M have a Twitter?
Posted by: longerthoughts at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (CVVLU)


Not at this time. Maybe once I take orders to my new command.

Posted by: CDR M at February 15, 2013 11:27 PM (dKV5k)

140
Of course, this means there're be the cry "we need more nurses, we need to bring in more Somalis reform our immigration system"
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 15, 2013 11:09 PM (QTHTd)







Something that freaks me out about airports. Seems like most of the workers at LAX are muzzies (hijabs galore), most of the workers at DFW are Somali. Probably a bit of an exaggeration but it sure seems that way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:28 PM (MBqvE)

141 My god, do you teach a class in this, and did you teach my wife

***

What? Styling or bitchiness?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:28 PM (piMMO)

142 I was, in hindsight, quite beautiful when I was young (IIDSSM) and never shied from other attractive females. I loved sports and politics, so could hang with the fellas, but loved shopping and fashion and could chat with the gals. Best of all was finding another woman who also enjoyed sports and politics, but they seemed to be rare.



There's the issue. You were beautiful, self confident, outgoing and you attracted and were attracted to, like minded people. We're talking about the avg here. Which is not beautiful and has average to below average self esteem and social skills. It isn't necessarily a 1 to 1 comparison.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 11:28 PM (GEICT)

143 G'night all. We'll be in the forward cabin, where there are more attachment points.
Posted by: Thorvald at February 15, 2013 11:25 PM (1V6Pv)


********

Trixie is my grandmother's name.

Hey, wait a minute, what state are you in? Ewwwww...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:28 PM (qqZuQ)

144 summer. My mother used to work as a travel agent in Glenwood Springs until about two years ago when she became a paralegal. Her friends still in the business are in a state of panic.

It's not good at all. I think we need to keep more of the Colorado River and cut the East Slope off. They can find their own water.

Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2013 11:28 PM (vTi1t)

145 139
Not at this time. Maybe once I take orders to my new command.

Posted by: CDR M at February 15, 2013 11:27 PM (dKV5k)
Ah, OK. I always like to credit people when I tweet links I found via them.

Posted by: longerthoughts at February 15, 2013 11:29 PM (CVVLU)

146
>>She could look much prettier.

She's ugly on the inside. You can't style that.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:29 PM (fPgie)

147 That "sexy" gal pictured above looks like an android.

Meh.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:29 PM (e/uu3)

148 I was, in hindsight, quite beautiful when I was young>>

As a 50 year old man I have learned that the beauty of youth is wasted on the young. But I have also learned that the stupid of the young keeps me from trying to catch it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:30 PM (qo244)

149 She's ugly on the inside. You can't style that.


***

Now how do you know that?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:30 PM (piMMO)

150 As a 50 year old man I have learned that the beauty of youth is wasted on the young. But I have also learned that the stupid of the young keeps me from trying to catch it.


****

hehehehe

I haven't heard it put quite that way before.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM (piMMO)

151
The girl in the LBD must be a Brit.

Snaggletoothed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM (MBqvE)

152 149 She's ugly on the inside. You can't style that.


***

Now how do you know that?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:30 PM (piMMO)



Cause she's the type to tell him no.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT)

153 Vandenberg AFB is a few hundred miles to the south but they are shooting off rockets constantly.

Mugu Point RSO blew up a bad one back in the 80's. Totally wild light show at sunset when the fuel residue vapor clouds got backlit by the setting sun.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM (1rU+d)

154

>>Now how do you know that?


Look at her. Listen to her. Watch her. She's ugly to the bone.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM (fPgie)

155 That puppeh video reminds me of the times I tormented my bully-dog with a remote control helicopter.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM (7xPCu)

156 Happy Comrade Sweet Meteor of Injury Day to the Horde...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM (TvO05)

157 Hey Peaches,
What ever happened to, "where's the rum"?

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (MYBiY)

158
We're talking about the Mooch, right?
At leasat, I am.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (fPgie)

159 OSP-Is it safe for me to come out, or are they still talking about Star Wars

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (XLuH2)

160 Maybe all the LIVs like Obama because he uses little
words and the simplest sentence construction. Thus they understand what
he's saying.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (6zgse)


The LIVs like Obama because they are ignoramuses and they don't care what he is saying. But the little words and simple sentence construction cant hurt.

Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (vfB2N)

161 Now how do you know that?"

Playboy emblem!

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (wsGWu)

162
Oh, and I call BOGUS on Moochelle skiing. This is a woman that grew up in Flattsville (the only hills in Chicago are parking garage ramps), supposedly poor (skiing is definitely a sport for the 1%), and who cannot even stand let alone walk with any kind of grace (how could she ever manage skis?) Plus this woman loves to bare her arms (not the time of year to be skiing in a tank top and shorts). I think she likes the cachet of a ski vaca and the whole apres ski food and alcohol. I also think she thinks she looks hawt in ski pants.

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (Ag5D2)

163 151
The girl in the LBD must be a Brit.

Snaggletoothed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM (MBqvE)

From the Simpsons: "Freshen ya drink, 'guvnah?"

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (7xPCu)

164 My mother used to work as a travel agent in Glenwood Springs until about two years ago when she became a paralegal. Her friends still in the business are in a state of panic.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:26 PM (hpDVh)

********

My sense for at least 4-5 years is that skiing is past its peak in popularity and declining rapidly. Might be wrong. Just seems like it is priced way beyond most folks means, what with equipage, ticket prices, and the peripherals.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:33 PM (qqZuQ)

165 Look at her. Listen to her. Watch her. She's ugly to the bone

***

Are you talking about Moochelle or the girl above?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:33 PM (piMMO)

166 Guido - we are talking girls and wine now.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:33 PM (MYBiY)

167 OSP-Is it safe for me to come out, or are they still talking about Star Wars
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (XLuH2)

Worse, there trying to draw a line between sexy and bitchy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (l86i3)

168 We're talking about the Mooch, right?
At leasat, I am.


***

OHHHH!

Well, that's different.

Yes. Ugly to the bone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (piMMO)

169 Whew thanks. Hi all.

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (XLuH2)

170 Men will drool when they see anything not grotesque and skinny (in this culture anyway) and scantily clad. We women aren't so taken in and as such are more discriminating. Take the same near naked girl and make her fully clothed and y'all probably wouldn't notice her unless she was actually very pretty or had assets that are difficult to cover up even with full clothing.
Excuse me miss d' afric, but you seriously underestimate the male moronsex drive. Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.

Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (NGsLN)

171 runningrn I think u are right, she's not going for the skiing, she's going because she's a spoiled princess

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:35 PM (XG0FE)

172 OSP-Is it safe for me to come out, or are they still talking about Star Wars


****

LOL!

I think it's safe now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)

173 NDH. Exactly.

We can't be expected to drool over chicks like guys do.

I tend to admire the beauty of very attractive women. I have no beef with them. It's mean rude women (and men) I don't care for, regardless of how attractive they are.

One of my really good friends is ridiculously hot, and I tell her that from time to time. She's a sweetheart too.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:35 PM (6zgse)

174
Something that freaks me out about airports. Seems like most of the workers at LAX are muzzies (hijabs galore), most of the workers at DFW are Somali. Probably a bit of an exaggeration but it sure seems that way.


Yeah, I noticed that at the Philly airport too, and I made a comment to my husband the last time we were there.

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:35 PM (Ag5D2)

175 On Mooch skiing are there any pictures of her doing that activity or does she ski like hubby skeets?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (qo244)

176 My Beagle would have killed that robot crab in 20 seconds

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (GULKT)

177 Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.

***

that's disturbing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (piMMO)

178 no sorry, I would cut off my own dick before banging Helen Thomas

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (XG0FE)

179
Yeah, I noticed that at the Philly airport too, and I made a comment to my husband the last time we were there.
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:35 PM (Ag5D2)

I also have noticed a negative attitude toward white people.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (l86i3)

180 Well bitchy can be sexy up to a point...

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (XLuH2)

181 164 My mother used to work as a travel agent in Glenwood Springs until about two years ago when she became a paralegal. Her friends still in the business are in a state of panic.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:26 PM (hpDVh)

********

My sense for at least 4-5 years is that skiing is past its peak in popularity and declining rapidly. Might be wrong. Just seems like it is priced way beyond most folks means, what with equipage, ticket prices, and the peripherals.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:33 PM (qqZuQ)


I was stuck in New Mexico over Christmas a few years ago, so I went skiing at Angel Fire. After living and skiing in Colorado for a number of years, I deemed it a lame-ass bunny hill, of course. But I noticed that the folks skiing there were for the most part rich South Americans. Weird.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (7xPCu)

182 Worse, there trying to draw a line between sexy and bitchy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (l86i3)


It all comes down to whether Jell-O is involved...

Posted by: Excluding the Lime at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (Vk2pI)

183
runningrn hi, sorry work is sucking for u

you'll be happy to know that I have improved on my pace on the treadmill

Thanks! Yeah, it's got it's bad days lately, that's for sure!

Wow, that's awesome! I'm so proud of you! Good on you!

How's the little lady?

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (Ag5D2)

184 Of course, we'll never see Mooch "gracefully snowplowing".down the bunny slope because the media wouldn't want to embarrass the royal family.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (wsGWu)

185
So I was thinking, we need a 'Who do you look like?' Thread.
Not a who you think you look like, but the embarassing comparison people (those you know and don't know ) have drawn between yourself and someone whose visage is more well known.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (fPgie)

186 Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.

***

that's disturbing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (piMMO)

That's also not true.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:37 PM (l86i3)

187 Look at her. Listen to her. Watch her. She's ugly to the bone.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM


Hehe eh heh heh... not to my bone... hehe eh heh...

Posted by: beavis at February 15, 2013 11:37 PM (yBF/9)

188 Or maybe I mean 'nasty'

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:37 PM (XLuH2)

189 So who else thinks Carly Simon is beautiful?

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:37 PM (MYBiY)

190 170,

Lights off, sure.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:37 PM (e/uu3)

191 So who else thinks Carly Simon is beautiful?
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:37 PM (MYBiY)

ME ME ME, freaking wonderful.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:38 PM (l86i3)

192
(skiing is definitely a sport for the 1%)







Depends. Helps to be fairly close to the slopes (2 hrs or less to drive). I learned when I was about 17, and did it on the cheap with my HS buds. Meaning they showed me how to snowplow and then left me at the top of the mountain, drunk.

Fuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:38 PM (MBqvE)

193
>>Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.<<

The stiction would peel your skin clean off.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:38 PM (fPgie)

194
What? Styling or bitchiness?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:28 PM (piMMO)

The critique of her style. It sounded just like my wife.
Of course I got a well place elbow in the gut tonight for ogling a couple of young Hispanic young women walking in the restaurant we had dinner at tonight. Both were dressed to impress the men folk, and did not disappoint. MrsCaniac referred to them as "whores" and proceeded to go into a critique of their attire.

In my defense, the MIL also placed an elbow into the FIL's ribs for noticing them too.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 11:38 PM (Zd/NW)

195
I also have noticed a negative attitude toward white people.

Philly and JFK have the rudest TSA. They're pretty much negative towards everyone! (We're Asian, and I didn't think it was a race thing, I thought it was just an overall bad attitude thing, quintessetial Philly thing).

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:38 PM (Ag5D2)

196 runningrn Velma is disturbingly full of drama. lots of crises in her life. she really needs a vacation. thinking about potential spring break ideas.

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:39 PM (XG0FE)

197
In my defense, the MIL also placed an elbow into the FIL's ribs for noticing them too.



Who knew that eating dinner out would give you guys a sideache!

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:39 PM (Ag5D2)

198 So, successful night. Got to poke fun at Geraldo and Toure on twitter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 11:39 PM (GEICT)

199 So who else thinks Carly Simon is beautiful?

***

I've never thought about it before, but she's pretty.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:39 PM (piMMO)

200 Depends. Helps to be fairly close to the slopes (2 hrs or less to drive). I learned when I was about 17, and did it on the cheap with my HS buds. Meaning they showed me how to snowplow and then left me at the top of the mountain, drunk.

Fuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:38 PM (MBqvE)

The old "pizza, french fries" training?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:39 PM (7xPCu)

201
177Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude. *** that's disturbing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (piMMO)



I don't think so.

**adjusts attitude**

Posted by: Helen Thomas' screen door at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (qqZuQ)

202
runningrn Velma is disturbingly full of drama. lots of crises in her life. she really needs a vacation. thinking about potential spring break ideas.

Ruh roh! I hope you guys can have a nice break and get away!

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (Ag5D2)

203 199 So who else thinks Carly Simon is beautiful?

***

I've never thought about it before, but she's pretty.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:39 PM (piMMO)

Question would be who in their right mind would NOT think she's beautiful?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (7xPCu)

204 Oldsailor, Carly Simon is beyond beautiful and cool.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (MYBiY)

205 I used to think Linda Ronstadt was hot.

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (XLuH2)

206 Apparently I look like Emily Mortimer. Too bad she's such a liberal loon.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (wsGWu)

207
Ibring you the platinum nipples of Carly Simon
http://tinyurl.com/cnxc8bp

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (fPgie)

208 177 Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.



Haha, that's just not true!

*looks around nervously*

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:41 PM (doBIb)

209 http://tinyurl.com/yeyxq5h

The body on this girl is incredible. Yeah it was a while back but, the talent, the attitude and that body, damn.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:41 PM (l86i3)

210 would you ever feel me

Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 11:41 PM (EEw86)

211 fat neurotic unfunny lesbian, Lol.

I had meant to add that those were the women guys would readily discuss but in reality they would sleep with anything remotely human in a skirt that posed no danger of crushing them during activities. They just wouldn't brag about it.

Ok. That may be a bit of an exaggeration but its close.

And don't worry, morons. I don't think you're all whores. You just act like it here.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:41 PM (6zgse)

212 Carly unquestionably.

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:42 PM (XLuH2)

213 Men can drool over many sexy objects we will never get to touch. Pretty young women are only one. We also torture ourselves at Car shows, Gun shows, Boat shows... We are visual and only the hard kick in the nuts that reality brings ever makes us hunker down and do stuff to make a living. Most of us would have a garage twice the size of the house full of toys if we weren't wired to want sex.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:42 PM (qo244)

214 187 Look at her. Listen to her. Watch her. She's ugly to the bone.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM

They say beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:42 PM (7xPCu)

215
So I was thinking, we need a 'Who do you look like?' Thread.


A guy once asked me if I was Connie Chung's sister. Epic fail. I'm not even Chinese.

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:42 PM (Ag5D2)

216 carly rae jepsen

Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (EEw86)

217 170
Men will drool when they see anything not grotesque and skinny (in this
culture anyway) and scantily clad. We women aren't so taken in and as
such are more discriminating. Take the same near naked girl and make her
fully clothed and y'all probably wouldn't notice her unless she was
actually very pretty or had assets that are difficult to cover up even
with full clothing.

Excuse me miss d' afric, but you seriously underestimate the male
moronsex drive. Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas
like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.

Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (NGsLN)

If Helen had a plate of sammiches and a 6 pack of beer, every moron here would "hit it".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (Zd/NW)

218 The critique of her style. It sounded just like my wife.
Of course I got a well place elbow in the gut tonight for ogling a couple of young Hispanic young women walking in the restaurant we had dinner at tonight. Both were dressed to impress the men folk, and did not disappoint. MrsCaniac referred to them as "whores" and proceeded to go into a critique of their attire.

***

Was she pointing out a fashion faux pas or just critiquing for the sake of critiquing?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (piMMO)

219 Alright, I'm out.


I see EC still hasn't paid his dues.

*sigh*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (GEICT)

220 You "own" that house? Heh.


Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 11:19 PM (vfB2N)

In California, if you inherit a house from a parent you also inherit the tax rate. My property taxes think it's 1970.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (79AXR)

221 My sense for at least 4-5 years is that skiing is past its peak in popularity and declining rapidly. Might be wrong. Just seems like it is priced way beyond most folks means, what with equipage, ticket prices, and the peripherals.
A lot of people still ski, but they do it locally. Flying out to the Rockies for a week long ski vacation isn't a priority in this economy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:44 PM (hpDVh)

222 Every time I start to think Carly Simon is good looking I notice the resemblance to Mick Jagger and the feeling passes quickly.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 11:44 PM (qqZuQ)

223 I see EC still hasn't paid his dues.



Oh are we still doing that?

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:44 PM (doBIb)

224 all I know about carly simon is her wikipedia picture. she seems cute but not kate upton cute.

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:45 PM (XG0FE)

225 Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.

Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (NGsLN)

I don't think you can find 2 sentient beings in the entire fucking 15 billion light year wide universe that would bang helen thomas.

Posted by: Berserker at February 15, 2013 11:45 PM (FMbng)

226 I look like a cross between Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey, so I have been told.

Or once did.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:45 PM (e/uu3)

227 A lot of people still ski, but they do it locally. Flying out to the Rockies for a week long ski vacation isn't a priority in this economy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:44 PM (hpDVh)

I have never snow skied or snow boarded. It looks like fun. Just never had the time, money or opportunity. Fun to watch on TV. That Lindsey Vonn is somethin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:45 PM (l86i3)

228 I drove through Hollywood the other day down a certain Canyon and stopped by a certain general store and bought some smokes and then drove off thinking... Hollywood and L.A. are such a pretentious joke upon themselves.
Oh, then Ispit out the window on Sunset.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:46 PM (MYBiY)

229
>>Every time I start to think Carly Simon is good looking I notice the resemblance to Mick Jagger and the feeling passes quickly.<<

All I see when I think of Carly is that Blue Sweatert and her sweet 70's tittehs.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:46 PM (fPgie)

230 @107, "You "own" that house? Heh. Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 11:19 PM (vfB2N)"

Too true, and kinda sad.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 11:46 PM (hekO9)

231 Girls, men like skinny women, cuz ....

We shant speaketh the truth

Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 11:46 PM (EEw86)

232 I look like Gordon Freeman. My son thinks Half Life was a documentary of my job.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:46 PM (doBIb)

233
Of course I got a well place elbow in the gut tonight for ogling a couple of young Hispanic young women walking in the restaurant we had dinner at tonight.



Heh. Had something similar with an old girlfriend. We're at the mall shopping for something I can't remember now. GORGEOUS woman walks by, and at the time I was overcompensating on the gentleman front (shut up), so I made a conscious effort not to look.

GF: You were looking.

Me: No, I wasn't.

GF: Yes you were.

Me: I'm with you, I wasn't looking.

GF: Just admit it, you were looking.

(pause for 20 minutes of nagging)

GF: Look, I won't be angry. I just want you to tell the truth.

Me: Okay, okay. Just to change the subject, I was looking.

GF: OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU LOOK?!?!?!?!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:47 PM (MBqvE)

234 In California, if you inherit a house from a parent you also inherit the tax rate. My property taxes think it's 1970.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (79AXR)

Better not say that too loud, hombre. They might change their minds.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:47 PM (7xPCu)

235 While i was in college, for some ridiculous reason (possibly just to torment me) some of my friends would say I looked like Britney Spears.

An ex would try to suck up to me by saying I looked like Halle Berry. I do not and made it clear I wasn't impressed. You can say you think I look great without making such a ridiculous comparison.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:47 PM (6zgse)

236 My property taxes think it's 1970.


Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (79AXR)


I hope that means lower rates. Party like its 1979.

Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 11:48 PM (vfB2N)

237 So I was thinking, we need a 'Who do you look like?' Thread.
Not a who you think you look like, but the embarassing comparison people (those you know and don't know ) have drawn between yourself and someone whose visage is more well known.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (fPgie)

My mother somewhat resembled the queen of England, if the queen of England looked more like Ingrid Bergman.

Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 11:48 PM (gBOQE)

238 My wife looks like lady Di and I look like Drew Carey.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:48 PM (l86i3)

239 All I see when I think of Carly is that Blue Sweatert and her sweet 70's tittehs.>>

Wow time flies Carly is 70 already?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (qo244)

240 Kate Upton.

Meh.

Women where I work are uber hotter than Kate Upton.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (e/uu3)

241 I think it depends on where you live. Out here, skiing is very popular. We have the Cascades with variouslocal ski resorts, and they are always busy. Peoplestart their kids skiing assoon as they can walk. That being said, I don't think peopleout here go outside thePacific Northwestthat much to ski. Whistler is just a car ride away, and people here go to Canadato goheli-skiing.

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (Ag5D2)

242 I saw one of the most beautiful women in my life working at a coffee shop on Grand Avenue in St. Paul once.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (MYBiY)

243 So I was thinking, we need a 'Who do you look like?' Thread.
Not a who you think you look like, but the embarassing comparison people (those you know and don't know ) have drawn between yourself and someone whose visage is more well known.


***

Maybe an occasional "Guess the Moron/Moronette" thread.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (piMMO)

244 I look like Burt Reynolds...now. fuck.

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (XLuH2)

245 238 My wife looks like lady Di and I look like Drew Carey.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:48 PM (l86i3)

I'm hoping that means she looks like Lady Di did then and not now.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (7xPCu)

246 175 On Mooch skiing are there any pictures of her doing that activity or does she ski like hubby skeets?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM


Spot on. By Tuesday, we'll have been fed p'shops of Mooch "skiing"

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at February 15, 2013 11:50 PM (JMmQ9)

247 I'm a Katherine Webb fan, she booted Miss upton from the top of the heep.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:50 PM (l86i3)

248
INGRID BERGMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYD4ppu9eV0

Posted by: BILLY BRAGG w/ Wilco at February 15, 2013 11:50 PM (fPgie)

249 I'm drunken. The Beer tasting I went to tonight is the best $10 I ever spent. Sure, the 4 beers we were allotted with our 4 course meal would have been enough, but the swag bag of 22 effin craft beers, 8 beer glasses, two alloy bottle openers and 4 huggies (I passed on the free teeshirts and Mardi Gras beads) made it a net profit.

Posted by: toby928© type slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 11:50 PM (QupBk)

250 An ex would try to suck up to me by saying I looked like Halle Berry. I do not and made it clear I wasn't impressed. You can say you think I look great without making such a ridiculous comparison.

I think you write like William Shakespeare ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 11:51 PM (TvO05)

251 I look like Ace on a good day.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:51 PM (MYBiY)

252 I don't care if my husband looks at other women. Of course, that's easy too say right now because I'm nursing and thus have Kate Upton boobs. Check back in 2 years.

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:51 PM (wsGWu)

253 People say I look like Han Solo.

Posted by: reed rothchild at February 15, 2013 11:51 PM (yBF/9)

254
I'm hoping that means she looks like Lady Di did then and not now.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (7xPCu)

Well, most people don't admit to there spouses looking like decomped corpses so I think you can figure it out.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:51 PM (l86i3)

255
>>Every time I start to think Carly Simon is good looking I notice the resemblance to Mick Jagger and the feeling passes quickly.<<


Oh my gosh! I have always thought that too!! Ha!

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:51 PM (Ag5D2)

256 Better not say that too loud, hombre. They might change their minds.>>

They get him 20 other ways so he's getting no tax break in the nation just paying less than his neighbor in Cali.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (qo244)

257 I look like Ace on a good day.



An Ewok?

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (doBIb)

258 Question would be who in their right mind would NOT think she's beautiful?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (7xPCu)


Raises hand

Posted by: Excluding the Lime at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (Vk2pI)

259 Oh, and when I cut out my relaxer and had very short twists in my hair, people told me I looked like Macy Gray. Dude, no. My hair didn't even look anything like hers. It looked like two inches short. And the Macy Gray thing is decidedly not a compliment.

All black people do not look alike! Aaarrrgggghhh!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (6zgse)

260 I used to think Linda Ronstadt was hot.
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 11:40 PM (XLuH2)







She was.........40 years ago. Smokin'.

Now she looks like a jumbo smoked turkey.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:53 PM (MBqvE)

261 Every time I start to think Carly Simon is good looking I notice the resemblance to Mick Jagger and the feeling passes quickly.

Mike Jagger?!? He's so vain ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 11:53 PM (TvO05)

262 254
I'm hoping that means she looks like Lady Di did then and not now.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (7xPCu)

Well, most people don't admit to there spouses looking like decomped corpses so I think you can figure it out.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:51 PM (l86i3)

I assumed as much, my sense of humor can trend towards the sick and wrong.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:53 PM (7xPCu)

263
Maybe an occasional "Guess the Moron/Moronette" thread.


Has anyone posted any new pics at the Yahoo Groups page? Has anyone even been on the Yahoo Groups page? Do we even still have that?

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:53 PM (Ag5D2)

264 Huggies the diapers?
Ewww.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 11:54 PM (ORGYc)

265 I'm on the back of my book so if you bought it, mystery solved.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:54 PM (l86i3)

266 http://www.zimbio.com/Linda+Ronstadt

What is once seen, cannot be unseen. Be warned.

Posted by: toby928© type slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 11:54 PM (QupBk)

267
Was she pointing out a fashion faux pas or just critiquing for the sake of critiquing?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (piMMO)

Yes.
And by that I mean both.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 11:54 PM (Zd/NW)

268 I just saw tonight THE most beautiful young thing ever in the black dress, long dark hair and these big black glasses that gave her that librarian kinda sexy look. Hostess at a place went to with wife for dinner.

Posted by: Anon at February 15, 2013 11:55 PM (XLuH2)

269 Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 11:55 PM (EEw86)

270
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (6zgse)

I remember seeing a pic of you a few years ago. You are beautiful.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:55 PM (fPgie)

271 http://www.zimbio.com/Linda+Ronstadt


Growing old sucks.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (doBIb)

272 @250. Hey!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (6zgse)

273 Early 70s Carly kind of reminds me of present day Jessica Biel, without the bootay.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (MBqvE)

274 I can see why you're commenting as "Anon" then. And I hope you posted that from an internet cafe and not at home.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (ORGYc)

275 Kate Upton.



Meh.



Women where I work are uber hotter than Kate Upton.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (e/uu3)


Seem to remember a similar comment about Katy Perry being average looking where you are. Still not buying it.

Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (vfB2N)

276 If feeling good was easy....

Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 11:57 PM (EEw86)

277 272 @250. Hey!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (6zgse)

Well you blew that,. I don't think Bill said Hey! I thing he said Hark! or somthin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:57 PM (l86i3)

278 Growing old sucks.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (doBIb)

At what age do you estimate people realize that? I started to notice that getting old sucks around the age of 38.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:57 PM (7xPCu)

279 Has anyone posted any new pics at the Yahoo Groups page? Has anyone even been on the Yahoo Groups page? Do we even still have that?

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:53 PM (Ag5D2)


I just use it as an equivalent of a listserve and an alternate method of contacting the horde.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 11:57 PM (Vk2pI)

280 259,

I remember a picture of you and was stunned by your beauty.

Quite extraordinary.

Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:57 PM (e/uu3)

281 257
I look like Ace on a good day.







An Ewok?

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (doBIb)


Excuse me, my parser's fried -- does that mean "on a good day, he looks like Ace" or "he looks like Ace when Ace has a good day"?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 11:58 PM (kaalw)

282 @250. Hey!

Well I don't know if Halle Berry can write : -)))))))

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 11:58 PM (TvO05)

283 Awww. Thanks, garrett. You're too kind. *blushes but you can't tell*

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:58 PM (6zgse)

284
All black people do not look alike! Aaarrrgggghhh!


So this is a funny story. My co-worker, who is Korean, asked me if she could borrow my hospital photoID at work the other day. She was going up to thepre-surgical holding areato interview her patient, and the hospital has a rule that you must always wear your ID in patient areas. I gave it to her and oneof our co-workers asked why I gave it to her. I told her "Because all us Asians look alike, and the patient won't even notice it's not her."

Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:58 PM (Ag5D2)

285 Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose

Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 11:58 PM (EEw86)

286
>>At what age do you estimate people realize that?<<

The first time you notice your sleeping wife looks just like her mother.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:58 PM (fPgie)

287 285 Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 11:58 PM (EEw86)

But it is not another word for nothing left to find.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (7xPCu)

288 I look a lot like the kinda cute, fat chick who asked the first question during the debate...

http://bit.ly/VlZxqs

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (piMMO)

289 I'm serious about the Opolo wine. It is some of the best wine I've ever tasted. Was at a party where they had wine flowing and I mean flowing. And they ran out of this Opolo.
Mmmmmm.

Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (MYBiY)

290 At what age do you estimate people realize that? I started to notice that getting old sucks around the age of 38.



For me? I just turned 40 late last year and started to feel more "age". I'm getting tired faster and my back is hurting more.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (doBIb)

291 I sense something......

Posted by: TB3K at February 16, 2013 12:00 AM (dKV5k)

292 That was close. Glad no one knew anon was me. Out before Mrs. Checks in.

Posted by: Guido at February 16, 2013 12:00 AM (XLuH2)

293
The first time you notice your sleeping wife looks just like her mother.


I DO NOT LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER!!!!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:01 AM (Ag5D2)

294 I hope the JEF and his family are paying for their lessons, and not US!

Posted by: CarolT at February 16, 2013 12:01 AM (z4WKX)

295 Seem to remember a similar comment about Katy Perry being average looking where you are. Still not buying it.

***

A reason to watch the Grammys:

http://bit.ly/XEv6sg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:01 AM (piMMO)

296 My wife looks like lady Di and I look like Drew Carey.>>

One of the problems I see with throw away marriages is in what you said. I can still to this day see the ex as a 20 year old chick (the crazy is strong in that one so it is only a visual not a chance of rekindle) but any new woman I meet is the age she is. I kick myself now for picking poorly cause I don't think I'll find a new wife now. But the real point is I bet your wife sees you also as you were when she met you and unless you looked like Drew Carey at that point it's the reason she still lets you into bed.

(I realize now I may have assumed something not in evidence for this point that you have been married for some time. If you just married her than good for you.)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 12:01 AM (qo244)

297 291 I sense something......
Posted by: TB3K at February 16, 2013 12:00 AM (dKV5k)


Disturbance in the force? Me too....

Posted by: model_1066 at February 16, 2013 12:01 AM (7xPCu)

298 We ARE paying for those lessons Carol.

Posted by: CDR M at February 16, 2013 12:02 AM (dKV5k)

299 Just now on KOFY, people calling in and asking about the bright streaking light over East an Northbay Area

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 16, 2013 12:02 AM (uVuwp)

300 He is not a constitutional law professor.

He cant even practice law since he voluntarily gave up his license so that he wouldnt be disbarred for lying on his college financial aid application claiming to be a indonesian citizen.

Or is it that he told the truth and didnt want that to come out since it would isqualify him from the office of the presidency.

In any even He lied one way or the other, and he was NEVER a law professor. He was a guest speaker as in some gas bag that occasionally filled in when somebody wanted a day off to go golfing.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 16, 2013 12:02 AM (+OTLF)

301 (I realize now I may have assumed something not in evidence for this point that you have been married for some time. If you just married her than good for you.)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 12:01 AM (qo244)


We've been together 20 years.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:02 AM (l86i3)

302 But it is not another word for nothing left to find.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (7xPCu)

And so you know its not worth it.

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:03 AM (EEw86)

303 Seem to remember a similar comment about Katy Perry being average looking where you are. Still not buying it.


Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (vfB2N)

I said that multiple times. Of course I remember her before she was famous, I've seen the base model and it was average. Katy Perry is no Kate Upton

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 16, 2013 12:03 AM (NzBQO)

304 Can you predict what your wife will look like by looking at her mother?

Posted by: Guido at February 16, 2013 12:03 AM (XLuH2)

305 So my washing machine has started to move around...a lot.

Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (zPVBH)

306 I avoid meeting old girlfriends, though I've had the opportunity, because I want to remember them as they were, not like we are now.

Posted by: toby928© typing slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (QupBk)

307 CDR M - thanks to thee,
for this ONT ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (TvO05)

308 My wife is absolutely beautiful but she's also smarter than me.
And when she's mad, her accent comes out. It's kinda cute.

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (MYBiY)

309 For me? I just turned 40 late last year and started
to feel more "age". I'm getting tired faster and my back is hurting
more.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (doBIb)


I figured out that being 40 is like 20 in car years.

Posted by: Berserker at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (FMbng)

310 Just now on KOFY, people calling in and asking about the bright streaking light over East an Northbay Area

***

I saw something on Twitter but thought it was just a bad pun.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (piMMO)

311 290
At what age do you estimate people realize that? I started to notice that getting old sucks around the age of 38.







For me? I just turned 40 late last year and started to feel more
"age". I'm getting tired faster and my back is hurting more.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (doBIb)


Turned 50 last November. I'm squinting at things I used to see, my movements are less certain, and I tend to make lists more so I don't leave things out.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (kaalw)

312 304 Can you predict what your wife will look like by looking at her mother?
Posted by: Guido at February 16, 2013 12:03 AM (XLuH2)



Probably an app for that.

Posted by: CDR M at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (dKV5k)

313 300 He is not a constitutional law professor.

He cant even practice law since he voluntarily gave up his license so that he wouldnt be disbarred for lying on his college financial aid application claiming to be a indonesian citizen.

Or is it that he told the truth and didnt want that to come out since it would isqualify him from the office of the presidency.

In any even He lied one way or the other, and he was NEVER a law professor. He was a guest speaker as in some gas bag that occasionally filled in when somebody wanted a day off to go golfing.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 16, 2013 12:02 AM (+OTLF)

He knows constitutional law like my bully-dog knows myxolidian pentatonic scales.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (7xPCu)

314 I'm a Katherine Webb fan, she booted Miss upton from the top of the heep.Posted by: Oldsailors Poet***You monster! You heathen! Squids at 20 paces!!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (zbk1v)

315 Can you predict what your wife will look like by looking at her mother?

Look at her father's mother.

Posted by: toby928© typing slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (QupBk)

316 So my washing machine has started to move around...a lot.

Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (zPVBH)

Sit on it and enjoy the spin cycle?


I denouce myself.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:05 AM (l86i3)

317 18-1 get a new dryer and see if the washing machine settles down.

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:05 AM (MYBiY)

318 305 So my washing machine has started to move around...a lot.

Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?




It needs to be re-balanced.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 12:05 AM (doBIb)

319 Thanks, eman. You are sweet.

Whoa, NDH. At first I thought you meant you looked like Santorum's mom. Who, by the way, looks fantastic for 93. I would never have guessed she was that old.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 16, 2013 12:05 AM (6zgse)

320 275,

Come here and see for yourself.

It is insane.

Posted by: eman at February 16, 2013 12:05 AM (e/uu3)

321 New one from zombie:

“Trust me on this: If the Tea Party had stood in a circle and made a little black boy dance for them, it would have been The Racist Event of the Century. But here — it’s perfectly OK. Move along, nothing to see.”

http://tinyurl.com/c6nlcyg

Apparently the Koran is pro-woman/anti-rape and SF Mayor Lee endorses this.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2013 12:06 AM (Vk2pI)

322 CDR-Yes! an app. Whats it called you think?

Posted by: Guido at February 16, 2013 12:06 AM (XLuH2)

323 Old is new. Biology, it sucks

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:06 AM (EEw86)

324 Everyone is waiting for the Weimar Republic or SMOD, this would be the perfect time to sneak attack with the old Alien Invasion or Global Pandemic scenario.

Sleep well, my friends.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 16, 2013 12:06 AM (+wxCD)

325 Whoa, NDH. At first I thought you meant you looked like Santorum's mom. Who, by the way, looks fantastic for 93. I would never have guessed she was that old.

***

NO!

I'm the gal who in purple who asked the first question.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:06 AM (piMMO)

326 So my washing machine has started to move around...a lot.

Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (zPVBH)


Make sure it's level, could be a cheap and easy fix.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:06 AM (l86i3)

327 And, yes, she does look terrific for 93!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:07 AM (piMMO)

328 So my washing machine has started to move around...a lot.

Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?


Is it fairly modern? The newer ones are self leveling. Pick up the front a few inches off the floor and set it back down. Seriously. I think it's usually the front edge, but it may be the back. You can google for the manual in pdf form for almost anything these days.

Posted by: toby928© typing slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 16, 2013 12:07 AM (QupBk)

329 I remember the fun we used to have here, now Ace doesn't even text me any more.

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:07 AM (MYBiY)

330 Re: concierge medicine, when I was a medical student I served onthe EthicsCommittee for the student wing of the AMA. We prepared a paper on this very topic. Our conclusion, taken under advisement by the AMA, was that there were no ethics violations in doctors establishing such practices, so long as it did not impact access to care for the community at large.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 12:07 AM (FqcJu)

331 so long as it did not impact access to care for the community at large.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 12:07 AM (FqcJu)

And who makes that decision?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:08 AM (l86i3)

332 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've been editing small font hard copy & have a bloomin' headache,
So Good Night to you, and you, and you ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 16, 2013 12:09 AM (TvO05)

333 You can level the washer by using a simple crescent wrench by turning the legs i.e. the stands on the bottom. Very simple.

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:09 AM (MYBiY)

334
He cant even practice law since he voluntarily gave up his license so that he wouldnt be disbarred for lying on his college financial aid application claiming to be a indonesian citizen.



Something he and his lovely wife have in common. She surrendered her law license too. Nothing to see here, though, nothing to see.

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:09 AM (Ag5D2)

335 Katy Perry without makeup is quite plain. She looks like any old girl at the cash register in a Wal-Mart. I know that because her stupid ex tweeted a picture of her when she was at home dressed comfortably sans makeup. I suspect it's the same with many Hollywood women from the pictures I've seen of them without it.

Makeup is very powerful. I think the one of the only people who makeup can't help is Rachel Dratch from SNL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 16, 2013 12:09 AM (6zgse)

336 When I was a baby I looked like that one famous guy...



...Winston Churchill.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 12:10 AM (qqZuQ)

337 He knows constitutional law like my bully-dog knows myxolidian pentatonic scales.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (7xPCu)


Sorry, spelled that wrong:

Obama knows constitutional law like my bully-dog knows mixolydian pentatonic scales.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 16, 2013 12:10 AM (7xPCu)

338 Obama knows constitutional law like my bully-dog knows mixolydian pentatonic scales.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 16, 2013 12:10 AM (7xPCu)


That's better, I would have corrected you if I knew what that meant.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:11 AM (l86i3)

339 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night. mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at February 16, 2013 12:11 AM (JMmQ9)

340 251
I look like Ace on a good day. Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 11:51 PM (MYBiY)

Do you mean that you resemble Ace on one of his good days, or that on a good day for you, you resemble Ace?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 16, 2013 12:11 AM (hekO9)

341 I said that multiple times. Of course I remember her
before she was famous, I've seen the base model and it was average.
Katy Perry is no Kate Upton


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 16, 2013 12:03 AM (NzBQO)


No Kate Upton I'll agree, but saying average is where you go off the rails.

Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 16, 2013 12:11 AM (vfB2N)

342 I see they are pissed about Cruz.

Not even the least bit surprising the RINOs who joined the attacks to the NYT.

Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 16, 2013 12:11 AM (VjL9S)

343 G' night AJ.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:11 AM (l86i3)

344 Even the best, after awhile it becomes tiresome, day after day.

Wants something new

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:11 AM (EEw86)

345
Our conclusion, taken under advisement by the AMA, was that there were no ethics violations in doctors establishing such practices, so long as it did not impact access to care for the community at large.


Ah, but it will harm the community at large. The doctors I have seen going into concierge medicine are the best ones. So the community at large is being deprived of their excellent care. Meanwhile, I have to say that the residents we've been seeing as of late haven't been all that impressive and a bit entitled. It's scary to think that these are the people who will be taking care of me.

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:12 AM (Ag5D2)

346
In the last 6 months I've had 3 people tell me I look likeRichard Rawlings from Fast n' Loud. I don't see it.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 12:12 AM (fPgie)

347

334 runningrn

"She surrendered her law license too."


The Illinois SC Registration form I saw online said "court ordered inactive status".

This doesn't sound voluntary.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 16, 2013 12:13 AM (YdC+l)

348 266
http://www.zimbio.com/Linda+Ronstadt


What is once seen, cannot be unseen. Be warned. Posted by: toby928© type slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 11:54 PM (QupBk)

You know, I don't always take those "be warned" warnings seriously, and when I don't I am usually sorry. Like I am right now.


Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 16, 2013 12:14 AM (hekO9)

349
305 So my washing machine has started to move around...a lot.



Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?



If you can find the exact location of where it worked well for several years push it back to there. (may be spots where the legs sat for those years as indicators). Probably an unbalanced load moved it and basement floors are rarely even/level. Or as others have said level it in it's new location.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 12:14 AM (qo244)

350 305 So my washing machine has started to move around...a lot.Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (zPVBH)

*******

Binders

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 12:14 AM (qqZuQ)

351 Can a bell be unrung? After one less egg is fried?

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:15 AM (MYBiY)

352 Ok, must go to bed, get up and clean the house for a showing, Night rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:16 AM (l86i3)

353 Now I kind of resemble Bart Simpson. At least my hair.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 12:17 AM (qqZuQ)

354 'Night OSP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:17 AM (piMMO)

355 Binders>>

I think Bungees would be more applicable for this problem.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 12:18 AM (qo244)

356 It's equality of access, not equality of outcome. Any doc will tell you that with a smaller patient set and not burdened by Medicare regulations, better care can be delivered.
As for how it is determined, that's a self-policing function. Also irrelevent, because there is always an ER to serve as primary care thanks to EMTALA.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 12:18 AM (FqcJu)

357 Guess I'm out to. See y'all later!

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2013 12:18 AM (doBIb)

358 I put Hannity's rerun on now to see Dr. Carson.
He's very mild mannered. I do not see him as a politician.

Hannity has to change his set, the background is reflecting on the Dr.'s glasses and is distracting.
I'm going to have to turn if off now. He's showing clips of the JEF! I have never hated anyone in this way that I want to knock them out when I see or hear them.

Posted by: CarolT at February 16, 2013 12:18 AM (z4WKX)

359 Hey, is that beagle with the robot crab the same one who got the 210 plastic bottles for his birthday?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 16, 2013 12:19 AM (IlZPo)

360 the fiery lake
the long soft hair
oh lord

do you want to play those aces
fire lake

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:20 AM (EEw86)

361 When I was a baby I looked like that one famous guy... ...Winston Churchill."

My husband's secret first name is Winston for that very reason. Now he looks like Jim Gaffigan kind of sort of.

Posted by: Lauren at February 16, 2013 12:20 AM (wsGWu)

362 336
When I was a baby I looked like that one famous guy...


...Winston Churchill.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 12:10 AM (qqZuQ)

Pffffft, all babies look like Winston Churchill.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 16, 2013 12:20 AM (hekO9)

363 Hey, is that beagle with the robot crab the same one who got the 210 plastic bottles for his birthday?

****

YEP! But I think it was for Christmas.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:21 AM (piMMO)

364 Oh, yeah, you're right, because in one shot the beagle's wearing a Santa cap.

That's one fine beagle.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 16, 2013 12:22 AM (IlZPo)

365 Hey, is that beagle with the robot crab the same one who got the 210 plastic bottles for his birthday?


***

He looked like Demi Moore rolling around in the money in Indecent Proposal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:22 AM (piMMO)

366 I was in love with a woman named Lauren in high schooland I still dig that name, Lauren.

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:22 AM (MYBiY)

367 What's up, bitches?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:22 AM (5UlAL)

368 305- Your washing machine is not level. Turn it off and rearrange the clothes in the spin cycle.


When it is empty try to move it so that it's level on the floor.

It can be one or both of what I posted above.
Try it before you call a repairman.

Posted by: CarolT at February 16, 2013 12:23 AM (z4WKX)

369 The government will leverage concierge doctors out of business via credentialing rules. In order to admit a patient to the hospital, a doctor must be a credentialed member of the medical staff of that hospital. Hospitals are all beholden to CMS (Center for Medicare/Medicaid Services). CMS requires hospitals to abide by very restrictive rules in order to receive Medicare reimbursements. So CMS will squeeze the hospitals to restrict their medical staffs to docs who accept Medicare. This is already happening.

Concierge docs tend to serve only a small niche population, but any notion of free market type medical practice MUST be exterminated.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 12:23 AM (qqZuQ)

370 the swag bag of 22 effin craft beers, 8 beer glasses, two alloy bottle openers and 4 huggies

I am so jealous

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:23 AM (BBWjt)

371 So my washing machine has started to move around...a lot.

Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (zPVBH)


Your Mother is in here with us Karras!!1!

Posted by: Pazuzu at February 16, 2013 12:24 AM (Vk2pI)

372 362
336
When I was a baby I looked like that one famous guy...
...Winston Churchill. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 12:10 AM (qqZuQ)

Pffffft, all babies look like Winston Churchill.



Even the girl babies.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 16, 2013 12:24 AM (hekO9)

373 Haha, thanks Journalist. It seems we're a dime a dozen, but I've always liked the name too.

Posted by: Lauren at February 16, 2013 12:24 AM (wsGWu)

374 He looked like Demi Moore rolling around in the money in Indecent Proposal.

You know, you're exactly right! I've still got that in our YouTube queue.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 16, 2013 12:24 AM (IlZPo)

375 Pffffft, all babies look like Winston Churchill.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 16, 2013 12:20 AM (hekO9)

*******

Depends on which end you are looking at.




Hint: that's not a cigar!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 12:25 AM (qqZuQ)

376 I was in love with a woman named Lauren in high schooland I still dig that name, Lauren.



Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:22 AM (MYBiY)


Since you put that out there, mine was Jennifer.

Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 16, 2013 12:26 AM (vfB2N)

377 Just randomly watched Beyonce's half time Superbowl show.

I know she's one of the worst Obama worshipers out there but darn it if she isn't gorgeous and a great performer.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 16, 2013 12:27 AM (6zgse)

378 I was in love with a woman named Lauren in high schooland I still dig that name, Lauren.
>>

My favorite name for a woman has always been "Willing".

Weird huh?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 12:28 AM (qo244)

379 I just got out of the hospital. Ugh.

Wednesday night my friends took me out for dinner and drinks, since I lost my job the day before. I got fucking hammered. Seriously. I don't think I'd ever been that drunk. So around 3am my buddy drops me off at home...and I freak out. Instead of just going to bed, I, for some fucking reason, decide to take a walk.
Still kinda frustrated that I lost my job, I'm just drunkenly yelling in the street. I made my way to the hospital, and for some stupid reason....go inside. Ugh.

It's not a good idea to have a drunken conversation with the nurses at the ER. Did you guys know that?

It's not a good idea to start yelling about freedom and the Constitution in a hospital at 3am. Just some free advice right there.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:28 AM (5UlAL)

380 334

He cant even practice law since he voluntarily gave up his license
so that he wouldnt be disbarred for lying on his college financial aid
application claiming to be a indonesian citizen.



Something
he and his lovely wife have in common. She surrendered her law license
too. Nothing to see here, though, nothing to see.

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:09 AM (Ag5D2)

I'm convinced they both dipped into client's escrow accounts. They had some financial backers pay it back, and "voluntarily" surrendered their license. I have several friends who don't practice law any longer, and were at the same age they surrendered their licenses. The difference, these people just put theirs on "inactive" which means they can "reactivate" at a later time if they catch up on their continuing education.
Hell, I'm a real estate broker and every old timer I know keeps their licenses active "just because". All say the same thing, "you just never know when you will need it".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 12:28 AM (Zd/NW)

381 well I just finished watching the local news and all 4 anti-gun bills cleared the Colorado House: no concealed carry on campus, extended magazines prohibited, fee for background check, and something called 'expanded background check', whatever that means.

Also, some House Dems claimed to have received death threats, and the local news (CBS affiliate) reported this as fact.

They showed a few Democrats making remarks in session, but only one Republican. The Dem House member from Boulder standing up there telling the room what people do and do not need when it comes to guns. I tried to decipher what her point was, and I think she was saying that college kids are stupid, so let's not expose them to guns on campus. Because that will stop guns on campus! or something.

The bills now go to the Colorado Senate, where the Repubs are also in the minority, so the legislation will certainly pass there.

And of course Governor Fuckenloopy will sign them.

That's demographics in action. Under the Republican former governor, Bill Owens, CO passed laws allowing concealed carry, and wiped out all local anti-gun ordinances. But in the years since, enough people have come here from California and Illinois and Washington and Oregon AND MEXICO that all this is in danger of being reversed.

And I am thinking about moving to Wyoming.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:28 AM (8sCoq)

382
Concierge docs tend to serve only a small niche population, but any notion of free market type medical practice MUST be exterminated


Yup. Unless their niche is say, members of Congress who exempted themselves from Obamacare.

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:29 AM (Ag5D2)

383 Your Mother is in here with us Karras!!1!

Posted by: Pazuzu at February 16, 2013 12:24 AM

Pazuzu! Let me fly the teeth of the wind on your wings!

Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at February 16, 2013 12:29 AM (yBF/9)

384 It's not a good idea to start yelling about freedom and the Constitution in a hospital at 3am. Just some free advice right there.

***

Jesus, Joffen.

Why didn't you come here and yell at us?

Baker Act?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:30 AM (piMMO)

385 ive got a song
ive got a dream
i know i could share it if you want me to

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:31 AM (EEw86)

386 I had a reelection announcement in my regular mail today from Mitch McConnell, asking for $. I threw it in the trash.

My old house phones were 4+ years old and two of the three batteries died. I bought new with four phones in late 2011. I can call block anyone that calls. Anytime I see a repeat of DC area phone call, I block it. It rings once and stops.

Posted by: CarolT at February 16, 2013 12:31 AM (z4WKX)

387 Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:20 AM (EEw86)

You radioactive gasbag, you steal all the thunder

Posted by: Neon at February 16, 2013 12:31 AM (BBWjt)

388 Interesting, I wonder if you charted out every girlfriend you dated if certain names or letters would pop up. I dated two girls named Monica, but they both had thick booty's so I'm not sure it was a name thing.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 16, 2013 12:31 AM (NzBQO)

389
>>I am thinking about moving to Wyoming.<<

Not a bad choice.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 12:31 AM (vdtRw)

390 you know in movies when it seems like the worst is over and everybody goes, "whew!" and then the 2nd wave hits/ monster revives/ killer returns?

You know that big rock that just missed us?

"Whew!"

Posted by: SMOD 4 all & all 2 dust at February 16, 2013 12:31 AM (bxpf3)

391 It's alright. They let me go after two days.

When I was changing into hospital clothes, the nurse asked me if I had any contraband in my socks.

I replied, "Yes. Obama's birth certificate."

I thought it was funny.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:32 AM (5UlAL)

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:32 AM (EEw86)

393
It's not a good idea to start yelling about freedom and the Constitution
in a hospital at 3am. Just some free advice right there.>>

Did you end up geting some decent sleep on the concrete bed in jail?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 12:32 AM (qo244)

394 Pazuzu! Let me fly the teeth of the wind on your wings!

Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at February 16, 2013 12:29 AM (yBF/9)


Kinky...

Posted by: Pazuzu at February 16, 2013 12:33 AM (Vk2pI)

395 384 It's not a good idea to start yelling about freedom and the Constitution in a hospital at 3am. Just some free advice right there.

***

Jesus, Joffen.

Why didn't you come here and yell at us?

Baker Act?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:30 AM (piMMO)

______________

That works in Florida...they can do that in other states?

Guess I never really looked it up.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:33 AM (r2PLg)

396 I have been told umpteen times that I have a great radio voice. What do you guys think?

Posted by: Guido at February 16, 2013 12:33 AM (XLuH2)

397 I replied, "Yes. Obama's birth certificate."

I thought it was funny.

***

It IS funny, but it might not have been the best time to whip it out.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but you have me ROFLMAO.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:33 AM (piMMO)

398
Interesting, I wonder if you charted out every girlfriend you dated if certain names or letters would pop up

I'm a sucker for any woman's name that starts with an 'A', apparently.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 12:34 AM (vdtRw)

399 Joffen, wow, hope you are better
you're welcome to come here and visit, it would be kinda fun actually

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:34 AM (BBWjt)

400 Just drained a bottle of Opolo Mountain Zinfandel.
Mmmmm.

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:34 AM (MYBiY)

401 Jones in CO - come to Missouri, we could use the reddening more than WY

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:34 AM (BBWjt)

402 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:28 AM (8sCoq)

Dang, Jones. I was afraid the idiots would win this one.

So now that they've decided students can't carry on campus, how are they going to keep us safe? Ten-foot walls topped with razor wire? Searching every person and vehicle entering the campus? Quadrupling our security staff? Metal detectors? It's almost as if they want us to be at the mercy of any insane, evil person who decides they want a nice gun-free zone to go target practicing in.

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:34 AM (gBOQE)

403
It's not a good idea to have a drunken conversation with the nurses at the ER. Did you guys know that?



Better that than in a police station or a jail cell! Sorry to hear about your job situation. That sucks!

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (Ag5D2)

404 You're being warned:

@BreakingNews
Bright fireball reported in skies over San Francisco Bay Area - @nbcbayarea, @abc7newsBayArea

Posted by: SMOD at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (aca0s)

405 That works in Florida...they can do that in other states?

Guess I never really looked it up.

***

I think it's a Florida thing, but everyone seems to know what it means.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (piMMO)

406 Since we are doing the "who do you look like" thingy, I've been told like a tall Kevin James. The wife even looks like his wife from the King of Queens, without the NY accent and with a southern accent.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (Zd/NW)

407 It IS funny, but it might not have been the best time to whip it out.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but you have me ROFLMAO.
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It was pretty funny.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (5UlAL)

408 Women rule. I love em.

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (MYBiY)

409 Kinky...

Posted by: Pazuzu at February 16, 2013 12:33 AM

Kinkier than some Linda Blair on Nurse Fletcher titty action, Pazuzu. I'm up for anything.

Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (yBF/9)

410 >So now that they've decided students can't carry on campus, how are they going to keep us safe?


By telling those kids they are safe! They just are!

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (8sCoq)

411 Since there is still talk of SMODlets. On the livecast from JPL this afternoon they posted this site. Virtually explore the solar system. From DA-14 to Curiosity to Cassini.

http://eyes.nasa.gov/

Enjoy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (bfYGd)

412 So, Joffen, how are you feeling now?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (piMMO)

413 405 That works in Florida...they can do that in other states?

Guess I never really looked it up.

***

I think it's a Florida thing, but everyone seems to know what it means.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (piMMO)

_____________

Had to do it to a Navy officer's wife in Key West.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (r2PLg)

414
>>It was pretty funny.


What's with people wanting to know what's in our socks, man?

Posted by: Sandy Berger at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (vdtRw)

415
When I was changing into hospital clothes, the nurse asked me if I had any contraband in my socks.

I replied, "Yes. Obama's birth certificate."

I thought it was funny.


I bet she didn't find it amusing. Most nurses are Demotards. I'm lucky because in my little corner of the hospital, most of our surgeons are conservative (although, anesthesiologists are not!) and I work with some hard core righties, and my gay co-worker definitely leans more conservative (except for gay marriage and abortion).

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (Ag5D2)

416 So, Joffen, how are you feeling now?
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Alright. Thanks.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (5UlAL)

417 225 I don't think you can find 2 sentient beings in the entire fucking 15 billion light year wide universe that would bang helen thomas.
Point taken. Counterpoint: half the morons here aren't sentient.

Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (NGsLN)

418 She ended up being bipolar--although she was misdiagnosed as manic depressive for years.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (r2PLg)

419 Why are conservatives against women??>

Do tell

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:39 AM (EEw86)

420 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (8sCoq)

I was a bit surprised to learn recently that students could carry, but instructors could not.

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:39 AM (gBOQE)

421 I once dated a nurse in Florida. She was beautiful and smart.

Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:39 AM (MYBiY)

422
>>The wife even looks like his wife from the King of Queens


She's a cutie. Whatever her name is...

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 12:39 AM (vdtRw)

423 387
Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:20 AM (EEw86) You radioactive gasbag, you steal all the thunder. Posted by: Neon at February 16, 2013 12:31 AM (BBWjt)

Some good wittiness on tonight's ONT. As usual.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM (hekO9)

424
Just drained a bottle of Opolo Mountain Zinfandel.
Mmmmm

I'm drinking a yummy pinot gris from Vin Du Lac, a winery in Chelan, WA.

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM (Ag5D2)

425 Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (r2PLg)

As I understand it, "bi-polar" is the new name for "manic-depressive."

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM (gBOQE)

426 I've been compared to Sheldon Cooper, not sure if that is a flattering comparison or not

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM (BBWjt)

427 Joffen

I have to be off soon--but has anyone given you a lengthy questionnaire for diagnostic purposes?

They are usually called personality inventories--and/or the like.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM (r2PLg)

428 I have to be off soon--but has anyone given you a lengthy questionnaire for diagnostic purposes?

They are usually called personality inventories--and/or the like.
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Probably. Have a good night, tasker.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:42 AM (5UlAL)

429 As I understand it, "bi-polar" is the new name for "manic-depressive."



***

It is. As I understand it, "bi-polar" actually defines it better because it is a condition of extremes whereas manic-depressive seemed to focus on the "depressive" part of the condition.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:42 AM (piMMO)

430 Jonathan Rhys Meyers (Actor)

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:42 AM (EEw86)

431 Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:39 AM (EEw86)

For God's sake, we're tired of hearing of your inane ramblings. All you do is sit in basements and kill people. Don't you do anything *useful*?

Posted by: Carbon at February 16, 2013 12:42 AM (BBWjt)

432 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:28 AM (8sCoq)
In another year or two, I'll probably take off for Texas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 16, 2013 12:42 AM (hpDVh)

433 I have to be off soon--but has anyone given you a lengthy questionnaire for diagnostic purposes?

They are usually called personality inventories--and/or the like.
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Probably. Have a good night, tasker.

***

You'd remember. My sister, who is bi-polar, had to take one recently and it was almost 400 questions long.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:43 AM (piMMO)

434 Women tell me I look like Brad Pitt. Well, they do if they think I'll let them go.

Posted by: otho at February 16, 2013 12:43 AM (yBF/9)

435 425 Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (r2PLg)

As I understand it, "bi-polar" is the new name for "manic-depressive."
Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM (gBOQE)

___________________

Last I looked there seemed to be a differentiation. Can I remember what it was?--Hell no.

Supposedly bipolar is harder to manage when compared to manic depressive.

Also dyslexia--I frigging might have it backwards.

Ugh.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:43 AM (r2PLg)

436 Kinkier than some Linda Blair on Nurse Fletcher titty action, Pazuzu. I'm up for anything.

Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (yBF/9)


I'll bring the pudding...

Posted by: Pazuzu at February 16, 2013 12:44 AM (Vk2pI)

437 I've been compared to Sheldon Cooper, not sure if that is a flattering comparison or not


Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM (BBWjt)

Probably not but you never know.



Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 16, 2013 12:44 AM (vfB2N)

438 286 ---"The first time you notice your sleeping wife looks just like her mother."
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:58 PM (fPgie)

Ha! Mr. DeVille should be so lucky! In her pictures from youth my mother is the spitting image of Eva Mendes.
If Eva wants to know what she will look like when she is nearly 80, she should look at my mom.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 12:44 AM (C8mVl)

439 I'm thinking that maybe I ought to donate to the B612 Foundation.

http://b612foundation.org/

Or maybe we could just let SMOD surprise us. I'm torn.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2013 12:45 AM (sdi6R)

440 You'd remember. My sister, who is bi-polar, had to take one recently and it was almost 400 questions long.
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Oh. Yeah. I was called Schizophrenic in my early twenties. I'm sure there's something wrong with me mentally. Ah, well. What are ya gonna do?

In any case, I may be crazy, but I sure ain't crazy enough to be liberal, amirite?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:45 AM (5UlAL)

441 Probably. Have a good night, tasker.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:42 AM (5UlAL)

_________________

You too Joffen.

I've got about 15 minutes--then I'm off.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:45 AM (r2PLg)

442 Evenin', overslept the ONT

Ma Bell, as for your daughter I believe her. There were unconfirmed reports of small SMOD's in Cuba today

Since the "experts" and "scientists" insist that the Russian meteors were completely unrelated to SMOD's drive-by, I have to wonder how many more of the little unrelated meteors are scattered nearby and hitting our atmosphere


Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 12:46 AM (mCvL4)

443 Jones in CO - come to Missouri, we could use the reddening more than WY

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:34 AM (BBWjt)


Perhaps we should be playing the higher level game of demographics.

We need to set-up an "underground railroad" for the remaining non-socialists in states like CA and distribute them to "purple" states.

Also, import the few remaining non-socialists from the rest of the Anglo-sphere (e.g. Australia, UK, South Africa, &c.) and then agree to amnesty...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2013 12:46 AM (Vk2pI)

444 413
405 That works in Florida...they can do that in other states?



Guess I never really looked it up.



***



I think it's a Florida thing, but everyone seems to know what it means.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (piMMO)



_____________



Had to do it to a Navy officer's wife in Key West.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (r2PLg)

Something similar in Virginia. If they are a "danger to themselves", i.e. suicidal, you can get a magistrate to commit them to a treatment program for 72 hours of observation. At close to the 72 hour time limit, a judge comes to hold a hearing, and a lawyer is present to represent the patient. They pretty much tell the patient what to say if they want to leave, but you can just sit their and watch the patient do everything to not answer the question "correctly".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 12:46 AM (Zd/NW)

445 That Chubby Checker app (cute name, too) -- It has been downloaded 84 times.

So he is suing HP for $500 million. As an aside, I once had an autograph from ole Chubby from the 60s!; the only one I ever asked for. I have no idea what I did with it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 12:46 AM (cHZB7)

446 Joining late and not staying long.

(that's what she said!)

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 16, 2013 12:47 AM (jIaZt)

447 In any case, I may be crazy, but I sure ain't crazy enough to be liberal, amirite?


***

Well, you've kept your sense of humor.

Please remember to come here when you feel the need to yell at someone again.

Hell, I've give you my email address and you can yell at me personally if you'd like.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:47 AM (piMMO)

448 Well that didn't take long! First lawsuit against Carnival for the Cruise from hell has been filed.

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:47 AM (Ag5D2)

449 rickl, yeah I'm on Team SMOD now, now that I've been teased by the real thing

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:47 AM (BBWjt)

450 Oh. Yeah. I was called Schizophrenic in my early twenties. I'm sure there's something wrong with me mentally. Ah, well. What are ya gonna do?

In any case, I may be crazy, but I sure ain't crazy enough to be liberal, amirite?
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:45 AM (5UlAL)

_____________

Schizophrenic would mean you loose a sense of reality.

20 is about the time it shows up.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:47 AM (r2PLg)

451 I still have virtual whiplash from the stream of posts that spewed from this site earlier....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 16, 2013 12:48 AM (bfYGd)

452 Hell, I've give you my email address and you can yell at me personally if you'd like.
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You're a good guy.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:48 AM (5UlAL)

453 Hehe eh heheheh... he said "chubby"... heheh eheh heh

Posted by: beavis at February 16, 2013 12:48 AM (yBF/9)

454
So he is suing HP for $500 million. As an aside, I once had an autograph from ole Chubby from the 60s!; the only one I ever asked for. I have no idea what I did with it.

Mr. Checker use to live in PA when I lived there. I don't know if he still does

Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:48 AM (Ag5D2)

455 wheres the rule
again

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:49 AM (EEw86)

456 I have to be off soon--but has anyone given you a lengthy questionnaire for diagnostic purposes?
>>

I've had to take the MMPI for some job interviews.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Multiphasic_Personality_Inventory

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 12:49 AM (qo244)

457 Since the "experts" and "scientists" insist that the Russian meteors were completely unrelated to SMOD's drive-by, I have to wonder how many more of the little unrelated meteors are scattered nearby and hitting our atmosphere

****

For all they claim to know... I wonder: Would they actually tell us if something were headed our way?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:49 AM (piMMO)

458 #72

What for? Having a coaxial network can useful for your own video and data without an outside service feeding into it.

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 12:49 AM (kcfmt)

459 Schizophrenic would mean you loose a sense of reality.

20 is about the time it shows up.
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Yeah. I don't even remember that time in my life. Almost 15 years, and it's like I was unconscious the whole time. I remember bits and pieces, but mostly from what my family told me.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:50 AM (5UlAL)

460 >I was a bit surprised to learn recently that students could carry, but instructors could not.

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:39 AM (gBOQE)

Well, it will all be over soon.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:50 AM (8sCoq)

461
Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:49 AM (EEw86)

You're a nothing gas. Why you even bother coming around here is a mystery to me. I can just be hanging around and I *start fires*. What do *you* do? Nothing. Bah. You're a waste of electrons.

Posted by: Fluorine at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM (BBWjt)

462 426 Intellectually or physically?

Posted by: DAve at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM (XDC0v)

463 I've been compared to Sheldon Cooper, not sure if that is a flattering comparison or not




Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM

Dr Sheldon Cooper has an IQ of 187 but also suffers from OCD, doesn't understand irony or sarcasm.

Big Bang Theory is on almost every night in syndication on TBS and new episodes run on Thursday night on CBS

Here's some idea of his personality; Best of Sheldon Cooper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eD8RhPDU5Y



Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM (mCvL4)

464 so clear and so bright...

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM (EEw86)

465 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:50 AM (8sCoq)

Well, at least our dean promised not to post "Gun-free zone" signs on campus.

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM (gBOQE)

466 poets

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:52 AM (EEw86)

467 Is raykon back as radon? If not, I are confused.

Also, Balvenie Doublewood is a tasty beverage.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 16, 2013 12:53 AM (jIaZt)

468 going to lock up the poets, heresy I say

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:53 AM (EEw86)

469 443 The Political Hat

We need to set-up an "underground railroad" for the remaining non-socialists in states like CA and distribute them to "purple" states.


Pennsylvania. I keep saying.

I like it here and I'm too lazy to move.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2013 12:53 AM (sdi6R)

470 I kinda miss Raykon. He made this site interesting. Haha

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:54 AM (5UlAL)

471 465
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:50 AM (8sCoq)



Well, at least our dean promised not to post "Gun-free zone" signs on campus.

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM

If it's in Chicago, they'd probably be riddled with bullet holes.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 12:55 AM (mCvL4)

472 Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM (EEw86)

Goddamn you're dense.

Posted by: Gold at February 16, 2013 12:55 AM (WFeIf)

473 >Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM (gBOQE)

are you a student?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:56 AM (8sCoq)

474 Something similar in Virginia. If they are a "danger to themselves", i.e. suicidal, you can get a magistrate to commit them to a treatment program for 72 hours of observation. At close to the 72 hour time limit, a judge comes to hold a hearing, and a lawyer is present to represent the patient. They pretty much tell the patient what to say if they want to leave, but you can just sit their and watch the patient do everything to not answer the question "correctly".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 12:46 AM (Zd/NW)

____________

Shoot maybe they just threatened her with the Baker Act. Military hospital so the procedure might have been different.

All I know is--her husband left her in base housing--so I had to sign for her and had to promise to "watch her" for either 24 or 48 hours.

Can't really remember--but stressful as hell.



Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:56 AM (r2PLg)

475
"Why are conservatives against women?"

They feel good to rub on.

Posted by: halrycowboy at February 16, 2013 12:56 AM (+9AX9)

476 I'm going to bed. Night.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:56 AM (5UlAL)

477 I 'belong' to a clinic. I pay $20/month for membership. For that, I can see an NP for an office visit cost of $15, as often as I want. Blood work is ridiculously cheap compared to what I was paying for it at my old doc. Stitches or minor surgeries cost $60.

Of course next year I will have to start paying a tax/penalty/assfucking thanks to that cocksucker John Roberts.

But I'm not bitter or anything.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 12:57 AM (cHZB7)

478 70 I kinda miss Raykon. He made this site interesting. Haha
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:54 AM (5UlAL)

___________________

I really think trolls serve a useful purpose.

Keeps the troops united and gives them perspective on what the opposite side is about.

A lesson in relativity or something.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:58 AM (r2PLg)

479 Night Joffen. I'm out too.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 16, 2013 12:58 AM (jIaZt)

480 I kinda miss Raykon. He made this site interesting. Haha

CONNNNNSSSSSSSS

Posted by: James T. Raykon at February 16, 2013 12:58 AM (hO9ad)

481 470
I kinda miss Raykon. He made this site interesting. Haha

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:54 AM

palin steele is still the best troll because he actually wanted us to like him. He also had a weird admiration for ace, and "advised" him.

erg is still the most obnoxious troll, and like herpes it never really goes away

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 12:59 AM (mCvL4)

482 I'm going to bed. Night

***

Gnite Joffen.

Gnite DC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:59 AM (piMMO)

483 Here comes the sun
Little darlin

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:00 AM (EEw86)

484 Yeah. I don't even remember that time in my life. Almost 15 years, and it's like I was unconscious the whole time. I remember bits and pieces, but mostly from what my family told me.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 16, 2013 12:50 AM (5UlAL)


___________________

Well missed this comment.

I have to go--time is kind of up for me--but if you are schizophrenic then you seem to be highly functional now.

Usually it progresses--gets worse. (Or so I though.t)

Good night Joffen--hang in there.

Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 01:01 AM (r2PLg)

485 The wife even looks like his wife from the King of Queens
She's a cutie. Whatever her name is...


Leah Remini. Unfortunately she's a scientologist.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2013 01:01 AM (7B7jB)

486 erg is still the most obnoxious troll, and like herpes it never really goes away

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 12:59 AM (mCvL4)


Erg was also easily the stupidest troll. It's been awhile since we've had a troll on this site who could put up a good intellectual argument.

And by "awhile," I mean years.

Posted by: AD at February 16, 2013 01:02 AM (WFeIf)

487 alright I'm out

tomorrow the emburnening continues

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 01:02 AM (8sCoq)

488 I can't believe Colorado passed that anti-gun legislation.
That state has really changed.

Well, so has Virginia.

It's a cancer. Leftism is a metastatic cancer.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2013 01:03 AM (C8mVl)

489 #120

I don't think this is true anymore in the age of the web and omnipresent porn or even artier nudes. I remember women in Playboy when I was a kid who would never make the cut today. Not that they weren't attractive but between health standards, cultural standards making it far easier to find women willing to pose for a large sum of money ($25K these days), and the general competition from lesser sources, Playboy has to be a lot choosier today.

In my work I tend to see a lot of personal photo collections I'd as soon left unseen but I have to take a cursory glance just to know the data recovery succeeded. I'm occasionally amazed by the mediocrity of the porn some people bother to keep. I'm always tempted to ask what the attraction is when stuff of far higher quality is widely. It's come to my attention that there are a couple operations that seem to specialize in doing high quality photography of women who would never be models in most circumstances. I don't know if the idea is that they're more accessible in the viewer's fantasy participation or what.

I know for myself, I have high requirements for women in porn that has no relation at all to real life. Since photos and video only engage a single sensory aspect, the visual must be of much higher quality than in real life where many other elements can make for an intense attraction.

Like not running away or producing a weapon.

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 01:04 AM (kcfmt)

490 That previous thread pointing out that the Russian meteor came within a few seconds of repeating the Tunguska meteor and wiping out a city;

We don't need an SMOD, just SMOD Jr, well placed over Washington DC

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:04 AM (mCvL4)

491 Virginia, John Carter

Stupidsss

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:05 AM (EEw86)

492 kbdabear, DC and Chesapeake have already been stuck by meteors in the past. DC was pre-emptively fracked in antiquity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (bfYGd)

493 Good evening.

Here for a moment. I'm tired of looking at farking computer screens but I've got a hankerin' for some of this lovely peppermint tea I bought last week and which, it seems, is now almost all gone.

Anywho...

Speaking of A GooD Day To Die Hard! That movie is getting shitty reviews all around. Not unexpected considering the director has never done a good movie to save his life. I saw his remake of The Omen...terrible! Just a lifeless near shot for shot remake of the original. Completely unimaginative. His other movies have gotten piss poor reviews as well. With this Die Hard....aaahhhhhh I think I'm gonna pass until it lands at the dollar theater.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (LUnTP)

494
Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:00 AM (EEw86)

You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.

Posted by: Chlorine at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)

495
Also dyslexia--I frigging might have it backwards

Dyslexics of the world untie!

Posted by: halrycowboy at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (+9AX9)

496 Since it's the ONT I was looking for Page 3 girls to post but dam this kid is cuter than hell.

http://tinyurl.com/cmcnro3

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 01:07 AM (qo244)

497 For all they claim to know... I wonder: Would they actually tell us if something were headed our way?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:49 AM (piMMO)

Hell no. Not enough police in the world to try to keep the peace with everyone going crazy if they think the world is coming to an end.
I still think Lanza believed the whole Mayan calendar thing and thought he would never pay for his sins.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 01:07 AM (Zd/NW)

498 331
so long as it did not impact access to care for the community at large.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 12:07 AM (FqcJu)



And who makes that decision?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:08 AM (l86i3)


If history is any indication, fucking community organizers.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 01:07 AM (kaalw)

499 John Carter, Virginia

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (EEw86)

500 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:56 AM (8sCoq)

Instructor. Math.

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (gBOQE)

501 And by "awhile," I mean years.


Posted by: AD at February 16, 2013 01:02 AM (WFeIf)

you got that right! just wait until I move out of my mom's basement, then I'll be back on the HQ!

Posted by: palin steele at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (BBWjt)

502 Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:00 AM (EEw86)
You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.

Posted by: Chlorine at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)


Sit down, you f'king poseur.

Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (WFeIf)

503 Speaking of A GooD Day To Die Hard! That movie is getting shitty reviews all around. Not unexpected considering the director has never done a good movie to save his life. I saw his remake of The Omen...terrible! Just a lifeless near shot for shot remake of the original. Completely unimaginative. His other movies have gotten piss poor reviews as well. With this Die Hard....aaahhhhhh I think I'm gonna pass until it lands at the dollar theater.

***

This review from Twitter:

Die Hard: lots of unnecessary explosions, tons of gunfire, mediocre plot, unrealistically short injury recovery time. So...FREAKING AWESOME

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:09 AM (piMMO)

504 yeah I have been meaning to watch some Big Bang Theory
there was this website posted here a little while ago about how to watch old episodes of it for free from a trusted source, not some virus-infested torrent stream
what was it again?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 01:09 AM (BBWjt)

505 John Carter, Virgins, I was always looking for a crotch shot.

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:10 AM (EEw86)

506 Sit down, you f'king poseur.


Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (WFeIf)

Ahem.

Posted by: Plutonium at February 16, 2013 01:10 AM (BBWjt)

507 I still think Lanza believed the whole Mayan calendar thing and thought he would never pay for his sins.

****

I think Lanza's "crazy" is too contrived.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:10 AM (piMMO)

508 502 Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:00 AM (EEw86)
You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.

Posted by: Chlorine at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)

Sit down, you f'king poseur.
Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (WFeIf)


Are we talking about potency, lethality, detectability ?

Posted by: Ricin at February 16, 2013 01:12 AM (D2Rcz)

509 John Carter, I liked the princess of mars

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:13 AM (EEw86)

510 Evenin' all. Just got done with 'Zero Dark Thirty' and it wasn't bad, pretty good actually. I see why the libs panties were in a bind.

And 'pro gun posters, first stop should be Oleg Volk.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 01:13 AM (sqp6o)

511 This review from Twitter:

Die Hard: lots of unnecessary explosions, tons of gunfire, mediocre plot, unrealistically short injury recovery time. So...FREAKING AWESOME
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:09 AM (piMMO)

I dunno,maybe when the tickets are a buck and a half but for $10 bucks I'll need something more.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2013 01:13 AM (LUnTP)

512 Posted by: Plutonium at February 16, 2013 01:10 AM (BBWjt)


So have you forgotten the riddle of steel?

Posted by: Iron at February 16, 2013 01:14 AM (cHZB7)

513 492
kbdabear, DC and Chesapeake have already been stuck by meteors in the past. DC was pre-emptively fracked in antiquity.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM

Best two out of three?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:14 AM (mCvL4)

514 Anyone see that movie "Killing them Softly"? Started off rather well with the poker game hold up, then... the suck just kept sucking. What a piece of shit. Barry Big Ears was in it, FFA.

Posted by: otho at February 16, 2013 01:14 AM (yBF/9)

515 Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (WFeIf)
Ahem.

Posted by: Plutonium at February 16, 2013 01:10 AM (BBWjt)


Okay, at best you've got Hiroshima and Nagaski (impressive, I'm not knocking it) and some residual radiation deaths from testing and nuclear plant accidents.

Meanwhile, I've got most of the deaths by guns before the modern era and lead poisoning that affected all of Europe and the U.S. before the mid-20th century. Mad Roman emperors? Me. All their actions? Me. Anybody they killed. Me. I'm the reverse Midas, baby.

Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:15 AM (WFeIf)

516
Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:00 AM (EEw86)
You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.

Posted by: Chlorine at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)


Sit down, you f'king poseur.Lead at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM

amateurs.

Posted by: SO2 at February 16, 2013 01:15 AM (+9AX9)

517 Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 01:13 AM (sqp6o)

I saw that last week!

It was...okay. Three and a half out of five stars from me.

It was certainly better than The Hurt Locker, which was directed by the same woman.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2013 01:15 AM (LUnTP)

518
Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:13 AM (EEw86)

And I thought *I* was dense. Sheesh.

Posted by: Osmium at February 16, 2013 01:15 AM (BBWjt)

519 South Park marathon on

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:15 AM (piMMO)

520 Rock beats scissors!!!

Posted by: Russian Meteor at February 16, 2013 01:15 AM (mCvL4)

521 yeah I have been meaning to watch some Big Bang Theory

If you are gonna watch it to see if the comparison to Sheldon is positive. Don't no good will come of it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 01:16 AM (qo244)

522 So have you forgotten the riddle of steel?

Posted by: Iron at February 16, 2013 01:14 AM (cHZB7)


So, my nemesis, we meet again.

Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:16 AM (WFeIf)

523 I want to fk her so badly, whats his name, John Carter

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:17 AM (EEw86)

524 After 70 years in the water, a crashed HE-115 seaplane bomber is rescued from its watery grave. Most of the marking intact. A nicely preserved MG-34 with magazine still attached. The compartment they open in the top of the wing is the inflatable life raft the crew never got to use because the plane flipped over. The marking at 6:40 is a hoot. Enjoy.

http://youtu.be/PqucJPclIfI

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 16, 2013 01:17 AM (bfYGd)

525 okay, going to bed now
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 01:19 AM (BBWjt)

526 Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2013 01:15 AM (LUnTP)

I thought there was going to be a bunch of TFG in it. Like they would end it with the announcement he made. Pleasantly surprised that there might have been 20 seconds of him in the background.

I'm going to watch parts of it again tomorrow to see who the characters were meant to be. Mainly the two in DC where they were talking about them WMD.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 01:19 AM (sqp6o)

527 Tree across the road at 1AM. What a way to end the day. I carry a chain saw in the truck for just such an occasion, though.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 16, 2013 01:20 AM (07wMj)

528
TWILIGHT ZONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w

Posted by: GOLDEN EARRING at February 16, 2013 01:20 AM (vdtRw)

529 G'night chemjeff.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 01:20 AM (+9AX9)

530 The marking at 6:40 is a hoot. Enjoy.


****

that is DEFINITELY a Tom.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:20 AM (piMMO)

531 later jeffie

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 01:20 AM (vdtRw)

532 goodnight CJ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:21 AM (piMMO)

533 South Park Major Boobage episode on now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:21 AM (piMMO)

534 >> Anyone see that movie "Killing them Softly"?

Yeah. I didn't like it very much. I generally like Brad Pitt movies, but this wasn't one of his finer efforts. There are no characters in the movie to root for, or admire even a little.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 01:23 AM (cHZB7)

535 'Curse Your Rockin' Tits!'

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 01:23 AM (vdtRw)

536 In case you didn't see it, lefties are showing their racial tolerance for Herman Cain's hiring by FNC

They also don't seem to know that Juan Williams is black

http://tinyurl.com/br7jjlj

After Fox News hires Herman Cain, vile libs cry ‘Uncle Tom,’ ‘housen*gger’

Most of the lefties prove that they obviously have never watched FNC, but watch MSNBC, whiter than Edgar Winter's family picnic

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:24 AM (mCvL4)

537
I think Lanza's "crazy" is too contrived.





Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:10 AM (piMMO)


Mommy was a "prepper", and I'm betting mommy brainwashed him with all the lefty environmental bullshit that came with that Mayan prophecy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 01:24 AM (Zd/NW)

538 Sweet dreams all. I'm out.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2013 01:24 AM (qo244)

539 john carter

babe, you got it

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:24 AM (EEw86)

540 Gnite Buzzsaw

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:25 AM (piMMO)

541 Good Night, I hope I can sleep tonight. I have had fractured tailbone for five weeks and can't sleep from pain.

Posted by: CarolT at February 16, 2013 01:26 AM (z4WKX)

542 Yep, a major Tom - http://youtu.be/P9jCCN1e64M

Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 16, 2013 01:26 AM (bfYGd)

543 Ugh, Carol. That sounds awful

I hope you get some rest tonight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:27 AM (piMMO)

544 I think the gun displayed in the main post is the same as mine, a .357 Ruger Security Six. Good gun; I really like it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:27 AM (IlZPE)

545 Same barrel length and everything. The only difference is, mine has rubber grips.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:28 AM (IlZPE)

546 They also don't seem to know that Juan Williams is black

http://tinyurl.com/br7jjlj

After Fox News hires Herman Cain, vile libs cry ‘Uncle Tom,’ ‘housen*gger’

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:24 AM (mCvL4)


I hope (and believe he is) the good Dr. Carson is ready for their efforts to demonize him. Oreo house ni55er uncle tom slurs against Condi Rice will be childs play.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 01:29 AM (sqp6o)

547 Good night, Anna!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:29 AM (IlZPE)

548 Ben Carson is a stud! I see good things in his future.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:30 AM (IlZPE)

549 508
502 Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:00 AM (EEw86)

You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.



Posted by: Chlorine at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)



Sit down, you f'king poseur.

Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (WFeIf)





Are we talking about potency, lethality, detectability ?

Posted by: Ricin at February 16, 2013 01:12 AM (D2Rcz)

Pikers.

Posted by: Cholera & Dysentery at February 16, 2013 01:30 AM (Zd/NW)

550 Yeah. I didn't like it very much. I generally like Brad Pitt movies, but this wasn't one of his finer efforts. There are no characters in the movie to root for, or admire even a little.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 01:23 AM

I f'ing hated it. Yeah, Pitt's done some good stuff (I liked the recent "Moneyball"), but this... thing... was just some political activist's rant in a screenplay disguised as a small time crime flick. I don't have to have likable characters in those sorts of films, I was interested in seeing what happened to the 2 hold up guys. But every couple of minutes there was this in situ radio or tv commentary about the financial crisis or TFG's election. Like all crims are constantly listening to the news in their cars, or watching it in bars, etc. Yeah, right. It took me out of the movie, big time. Then there was the big symbolic conversation at the end with Barry's coronation on TV. Pathetic.

Posted by: otho at February 16, 2013 01:32 AM (yBF/9)

551 Every highway
Let me slip away

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:33 AM (EEw86)

552 Ah, the Ace of Spades ONT. The only reason that I have not yet--successfully!--committed suicide.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 16, 2013 01:33 AM (xjpRj)

553 Speaking of trolls, whatever happened to jimi ray? Did it get banned or did it just scram?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 01:33 AM (Zd/NW)

554 *stretches*

*yawns*

Whatever, guys.

Posted by: Bubonic Plague at February 16, 2013 01:33 AM (hO9ad)

555 G'night buzzsaw, CarolT, Anna Puma

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 01:33 AM (+9AX9)

556 Okay, at best you've got Hiroshima and Nagaski (impressive, I'm not knocking it) and some residual radiation deaths from testing and nuclear plant accidents.

Meanwhile, I've got most of the deaths by guns before the modern era and lead poisoning that affected all of Europe and the U.S. before the mid-20th century. Mad Roman emperors? Me. All their actions? Me. Anybody they killed. Me. I'm the reverse Midas, baby.

Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:15 AM (WFeIf)


Amateurs!

Posted by: Dihydrogen Monoxide at February 16, 2013 01:34 AM (Vk2pI)

557 I hope (and believe he is) the good Dr. Carson is
ready for their efforts to demonize him. Oreo house ni55er uncle tom
slurs against Condi Rice will be childs play.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 01:29 AM

They're going after Ted Cruz too, calling him nasty and asking "how dare he" go after Hagel after just joining the Senate

Meanwhile, they blew kisses at Sen Lizzie Jack Warren for the same type of questioning of bankers, and she has the same Senate tenure as Cruz

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:34 AM (mCvL4)

558 That "Chubby Checker" app is deeply flawed, IMO. That whole foot size thing is a myth. Either that, or I'm a big-time outlier.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:34 AM (IlZPE)

559 oh the lullaby
wants to make me cry

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:35 AM (EEw86)

560
Ah, the Ace of Spades ONT. The only reason that I have not yet--successfully!--committed suicide.

If at first you don't succeed.......

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 01:36 AM (+9AX9)

561 #560: Don't encourage suicide. That's seriously uncool.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:37 AM (IlZPE)

562
Dihydrogen Monoxide at February 16, 2013 01:34 AM

I guffaw in your general direction.

Posted by: old age at February 16, 2013 01:37 AM (+9AX9)

563 ,,,,,,,,give up.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 01:38 AM (+9AX9)

564 #563: Okay, that's better.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:39 AM (IlZPE)

565 lullaby

A lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children
before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process. As
a result they are often simple .

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:39 AM (EEw86)

566 489
It's come to my attention that there are a couple operations that seem to specialize in doing high quality photography of women who would never be models in most circumstances.
Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 01:04 AM (kcfmt)


There are also women who take their *own* high quality photos and market them online themselves, without being part of any "operation". They may or may not look like what you might ordinarily think of as porn models.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2013 01:39 AM (sdi6R)

567
If at first you don't succeed.......


****

Who's the fucking clown?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:40 AM (piMMO)

568
Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 01:

They're going after Ted Cruz too, calling him nasty and asking "how dare he" go after Hagel after just joining the Senate

Meanwhile, they blew kisses at Sen Lizzie Jack Warren for the same type of questioning of bankers, and she has the same Senate tenure as Cruz


Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:34 AM (mCvL4)

Cruz, yep, he didn't fit the elders mold. Excuse me, but fuck damn I want Rove to die or at least GTFO. Why the dems and RNC (one in the same) haven't gone after Gowdy I'll never now.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 01:40 AM (sqp6o)

569
>>Ace of Spades ONT. The only reason that I have not yet--successfully!--committed suicide.<<

This place is ok. It's filled with people who would be more than happy to help a guy out when he needs it. The humor heremay be irreverent, but the morons aregenuine.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 01:40 AM (vdtRw)

570 Sorry for the dark humor. Please don't bother trying again. Tomorrow is a different day.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 01:40 AM (+9AX9)

571 Why Almost Everyone in Russia Has a Dash Cam

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/02/russian-dash-cams/

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2013 01:42 AM (sdi6R)

572 Sorry for the dark humor. Please don't bother trying again. Tomorrow is a different day.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 01:40 AM (+9AX9)


A little mood music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50IGVCG_4w

Posted by: ST at February 16, 2013 01:43 AM (Vk2pI)

573 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 16, 2013 01:33 AM (xjpRj)

Sheesh -- that's a lot of pressure. I'm here for the dick jokes, the titty links, and the witty banter.

Plus the ability to rant. I like a good rant. In fact, I have one stored up. There's been a lot of ink lately about the stupid Dems and their gun grabbing goofiness, but by no means do they have a lock on teh stoopid.

The Republicans in NC are pushing a bill that makes showing a titty in public into a felony!!!! Apparently the bill is moving forward. No word on whether or not male nipples are including in this idiocy, but I'm guessing not.

A bill that could send women to prison for going topless in public appears headed for approval by the North Carolina legislature.

The Republican-backed bill headed to a floor vote in the House would amend the state's indecent exposure law to expand the legal definition of "private parts" to explicitly include "the nipple, or any portion of the areola, or the female breast."


http://tinyurl.com/a4t5yll (Fox News)

You needle dicked bug fuckers, go find something else to screw with.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 01:43 AM (cHZB7)

574 571
Why Almost Everyone in Russia Has a Dash Cam



http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/02/russian-dash-cams/

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2013 01:42 AM

In Russia, porn watches YOU

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:44 AM (mCvL4)

575 It's Pony Time!

Posted by: Checker Chubby at February 16, 2013 01:45 AM (lD8ju)

576
They're going after Ted Cruz too, calling him nasty and asking "how dare he" go after Hagel after just joining the Senate

Meanwhile,
they blew kisses at Sen Lizzie Jack Warren for the same type of
questioning of bankers, and she has the same Senate tenure as Cruz



Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:34 AM (mCvL4)

GOP Senators should all act like graduates of the Milford School and should never be seen or heard according to the libs and the media, BIRM.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 01:46 AM (Zd/NW)

577 blue bird

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:46 AM (EEw86)

578 Could any baseball geeks explain WAR to me? I know the fantasy leagues guys go nuts for Sabermetrics, but if you go by their criteria, Shaun Marcum was a better free agent than Zack Greinke

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:47 AM (mCvL4)

579 lullaby

A lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children

before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process. As

a result they are often simple .

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:49 AM (EEw86)

580 grace

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:50 AM (EEw86)

581 First they came for the pole dancers..

Posted by: Checker Chubby at February 16, 2013 01:52 AM (lD8ju)

582 Any lady who used that Chubby Checker app to disqualify me would end up missing out on the best 12 seconds of her life. That's not idle boasting, either.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:53 AM (IlZPE)

583 Gee whiz, GnuBreed! I was only trying to get drunker quicker, and you show up and make, uh, me almost real.

I have not painted since that jerk was reelected. Have done a LOT of drinking, though.

Might have a Kindle book before long. Notepad is a good word processor, right?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 16, 2013 01:53 AM (xjpRj)

584 #583: Try Open Office. It's free!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 01:57 AM (IlZPE)

585 So O said today that it's a "problem" that he isn't "emperor"; I recall him saying a few months ago that it's "unfortunate" that he isn't "king". Gee, maybe that's a feature not a bug in the Constitution? Maybe that's not a "problem" but the solution the Founders came up with so we wouldn't have another King George III? If he wanted to be king he should've pretended to be born in a different country.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 16, 2013 01:58 AM (KL49F)

586 I guess they'll have to change the name back to the HankBallard..

Posted by: Checker Chubby at February 16, 2013 01:58 AM (lD8ju)

587 >> Might have a Kindle book before long. Notepad is a good word processor, right?

BC actually, I have a few lengthy rants saved to Notepad. I leave a copy open because you have to use Notepad for stripping out control characters from any copy/pastes here -- well, it's that or the barrel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 01:58 AM (cHZB7)

588 Yes, notepad is a great word processor.

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:58 AM (EEw86)

589 So salami and cheese is healhy, right?

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 02:01 AM (sqp6o)

590 Well this kinda sucks -- Was Ted Nugent a draft dodger/evader?

The answer appears to be 'Yes'. Smoking Gun has some details:

http://tinyurl.com/alxg5ng

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 02:01 AM (cHZB7)

591 Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (NGsLN)

Hmmmm, Margaret Cho or Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2013 02:02 AM (GULKT)

592 So O said today that it's a "problem" that he isn't "emperor"; I recall him saying a few months ago that it's "unfortunate" that he isn't "king". Gee, maybe that's a feature not a bug in the Constitution? Maybe that's not a "problem" but the solution the Founders came up with so we wouldn't have another King George III? If he wanted to be king he should've pretended to be born in a different country.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 16, 2013 01:58 AM (KL49F)


He's gonna declare himself Pharaoh soon enough...

http://tinyurl.com/cy6b4dc

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2013 02:03 AM (Vk2pI)

593 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 16, 2013 01:58 AM (KL49F)

The next 4 years are going to be a blast.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 02:04 AM (sqp6o)

594 WAR is a way to try to numerically quantify how good a player is. The replacement number is something like 80% of the mean(?) of all players for that position for various statistics--so in theory about as good as a AAA call-up. Certain positions are worth more than others. Interesting statistic, it doesn't always correlate with reputation. It does show, though,that for a span of 5 years, Chase Utley was the best player in baseball not named Albert Pujols.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 02:05 AM (FqcJu)

595 589
So salami and cheese is healhy, right?

if the fats are loaded with omega 3's then yes

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:05 AM (EEw86)

596 #589: I'm of the opinion that if you're craving it, your body needs something that's in it. So, if you're craving salami and cheese, that's what you should be eating right now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:05 AM (IlZPE)

597 590
Well this kinda sucks -- Was Ted Nugent a draft dodger/evader?

The answer appears to be 'Yes'. Smoking Gun has some details:

http://tinyurl.com/alxg5ng


Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 02:01 AM (cHZB7)

Is it only me or does TSG site freeze up your browsers?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 02:09 AM (Zd/NW)

598 I eat what tastes good
I dont worry about the result

Then I change my mind

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:10 AM (EEw86)

599 596 #589: I'm of the opinion that if you're craving it, your body needs something that's in it. So, if you're craving salami and cheese, that's what you should be eating right now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:05 AM (IlZPE)

How does watching 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives fi in the equation?


I swear, i wasn't hungry until i put it on.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 02:12 AM (sqp6o)

600
So, autopsy says Dorner ate a bullet. I knew that's how it would end.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 02:12 AM (Nv9Aq)

601 circular motion

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:13 AM (EEw86)

602 >> Is it only me or does TSG site freeze up your browsers?

Nope. I've never had a problem there. Weasel Zippers otoh frequently causes my Flash player to freeze. I think it's because they link so many videos on the main page.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 02:14 AM (cHZB7)

603 Hey, is it just me or is that Allapundit an irritating blogger? If I read anything by her over at that Hot Air, I always get mad. Always bashing Republicans--we need to change and be more "lo-info voter friendly" and not so "individualistic!" Maybe I am reading her wrong? Oh and she seems to think Ashley Judd can win in Kentucky :-( somebody slap me and correct my wrong thinking if I am out of hand here......

Posted by: AnnaS at February 16, 2013 02:15 AM (Es08n)

604
Weasel Zippers otoh frequently causes my Flash player to freeze


Whenever they link to a TMZ vid my computer won't load the page.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 02:16 AM (Nv9Aq)

605 #599: My experience with the works of Guy Fieri is sadly limited. I'm not exactly certain what effect his show has on the natural craving process.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:16 AM (IlZPE)

606 The thing about AllahPundit is he's a milksop.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 02:16 AM (Nv9Aq)

607 Regarding Nugent's shit story, i think there are more tales regarding 9-11' but only slightly.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 02:17 AM (sqp6o)

608
Was Ted Nugent a draft dodger/evader?

So......... What about Bill Clinton?

http://tinyurl.com/2jxsqp

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 02:18 AM (+9AX9)

609 Personally, I'd rate Ashley Judd's chances at decent, considering she's planning to run against one of Washington's wimpiest so-called conservatives.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:18 AM (IlZPE)

610 charly plays a game

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:18 AM (EEw86)

611 Any of you ron and ettes ate at Cici's pizza?


Watching the nephs tomorrow and thinking of taking them.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 02:20 AM (sqp6o)

612 gonna get to you now takes a dog for a walk

charles

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:20 AM (EEw86)

613 Mitch McBitch gave up the fight on ObamaCare so he could go home for Christmas, by way of example.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:20 AM (IlZPE)

614 Posted by: AnnaS at February 16, 2013 02:15 AM (Es08n)

AllahPundit is a RINO pain in the neck. But I loved that you kept using "she/her" to describe him, lol!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 16, 2013 02:21 AM (KL49F)

615 #611: I've eaten there a couple of times. It's okay. The kids will probably enjoy it more than you do, but I'm sure you'll find something you like on the buffet.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:21 AM (IlZPE)

616 the moon shine

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:23 AM (EEw86)

617 #566

Most of those sites that present the woman as an independent operator are actually franchises in a network of such sites. It's a bid to catch some of the same vibe women like Asia Carrera and Danni Ashe created by supposedly teaching themselves HTML and creating their own initial sites. I had an acquaintance who worked for Danni Ashe before it went hard core, (I believe she sold off the name and the company at the same time) and he doubted the site she created was used more than a few months before she hired a pro or what passed for one back then. This acquaintance is also the owner of the Honda X-wing you might have seen images of or driving around LA.

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 02:23 AM (kcfmt)

618 Any of you ron and ettes ate at Cici's pizza?





Watching the nephs tomorrow and thinking of taking them.


Sure, once. It wasn't so horrible that you'd run to the toilet to purge it before digestion.

Kids should like it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2013 02:24 AM (xKC/c)

619
>>Personally, I'd rate Ashley Judd's chances at decent, considering she's planning to run against one of Washington's wimpiest so-called conservatives<<\

Also, Puffy is the new Black.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2013 02:24 AM (Nv9Aq)

620 I had an acquaintance who worked for Danni Ashe before it went hard core, (I believe she sold off the name and the company at the same time) and he doubted the site she created was used more than a few months before she hired a pro or what passed for one back then. This acquaintance is also the owner of the Honda X-wing you might have seen images of or driving around LA.

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 02:23 AM (kcfmt)


You know Obi-Shawn too?

Small world...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2013 02:24 AM (Vk2pI)

621 from the little I have gathered from charlie...

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:25 AM (EEw86)

622 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:18 AM (IlZPE)

No chance of him being primaried by a more conservative candidate? I'm sure a state that chooses Rand Paul of all people would love a more conservative choice that McConnell.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 16, 2013 02:25 AM (KL49F)

623 #622: We can only hope.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:26 AM (IlZPE)

624 Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2013 02:24 AM (xKC/c)

Thanks. Seems my assumptions are correct.

Posted by: RWC at February 16, 2013 02:27 AM (sqp6o)

625 fonts

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:27 AM (EEw86)

626 #583

Check out Atlantis Word Processor. It's very inexpensive at $35, runs on very old systems quite well as it has a remarkably tiny memory footprint, and a big bonus feature is that it will save directly to EPUB.

You still need to run a conversion to produce a Kindle file but EPUB has far more and better tools (most notably Sigil) available for tweaking, so it's best to do most of the work in that format then convert for submission to Amazon.

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 02:29 AM (kcfmt)

627 So i finally suffered through that mess of a Les Miserables.

Some of the most horrid music ever in a musical.

gah...and Russel Crow...omfg...dont you ever sing again you horrid horrid fat little man.

Anne Hathaways parts was mercifully brief...best part of the movie.

Everything else...pretty much sucked.

Glorified crap.

I am sure it would have been much better if they had professional broadway actors and singers in the lead roles. Cause these they cast just plain sucked.

gah...what a dissappointment.

When compared to the 25th anniversary phantom at albert hall...this is like shit compared to a chocolate soufle.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 16, 2013 02:32 AM (+OTLF)

628 #620

Yep, from LASFS, though it's been a few years since I went to anyplace I'd run into anyone of the fannish persuasion. But I used to see Mr. Crosby at after meetings mostly or due to a mutual friend I used to hang out with a lot.

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 02:33 AM (kcfmt)

629
No chance of him being primaried by a more
conservative candidate? I'm sure a state that chooses Rand Paul of all
people would love a more conservative choice that McConnell.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 16, 2013 02:25 AM (KL49F)

623
#622: We can only hope.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:26 AM (IlZPE)

Is Paul going to be a "party guy" and support Bitch? Or will he try to give quiet help to a challenger?
It can be the "kiss of death" to try to knock off the majority or minority leader since they usually have gotten their jobs by knowing where all the skeletons and dead little girls and live little boys are.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 02:33 AM (Zd/NW)

630 Thanks. Seems my assumptions are correct.

At least now if the food is decent you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2013 02:33 AM (xKC/c)

631 i remember a different world without, fonts

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:35 AM (EEw86)

632 Remember, too, that John Boehner was challenged by a more conservative candidate in the primary last year, and still won.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:37 AM (IlZPE)

633 On the other hand, Warm Bodies was excellent in a quirky way.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 16, 2013 02:38 AM (+OTLF)

634 >> So......... What about Bill Clinton?

http://tinyurl.com/2jxsqp

Yeah harley, but impeached Bill Clinton is a scumbag.

PS The AoS Style Guide should clearly state that references to him always include the descriptor 'impeached'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 02:38 AM (cHZB7)

635 fucking have a migraine from hugh jackman's annoying as fuck non stop vibrato....omfg learn some breath control.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 16, 2013 02:39 AM (+OTLF)

636 Mitch McBitch's ability to bring home the bacon could give him the edge on a more conservative primary challenger. Also, unconservative incumbents are on notice since Dick Lugar lost. It's an uphill challenge at best for a real conservative now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:39 AM (IlZPE)

637 Charles, u fucked us with your fonts, are you proud???

I love the Jews

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:40 AM (EEw86)

638 632
Remember, too, that John Boehner was challenged by a more conservative candidate in the primary last year, and still won.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:37 AM (IlZPE)

Party leaders really know how to bring in the money for the incumbents, especially when they are the incumbents.
Plus knocking off the incumbent is real hard when you consider 90% of them get re-elected.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 02:41 AM (Zd/NW)

639 #637: Who doesn't, unless he has a (D) after his name and/or is named Chuck Hagel?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:42 AM (IlZPE)

640 #638: You are correct, Mr. Puffy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:44 AM (IlZPE)

641 potassium and sodium chloride

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:47 AM (EEw86)

642 #641: I don't understand. Are you saying salt hates Jews?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:49 AM (IlZPE)

643 Yikes, I stand corrected Aslan's girl. I am glad I read him right anyway :-) a RINO.

Posted by: AnnaS at February 16, 2013 02:49 AM (MosI3)

644 charles, your discovery of font

fkdd us immeasurably

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 02:50 AM (EEw86)

645 Yep, from LASFS, though it's been a few years since I went to anyplace I'd run into anyone of the fannish persuasion. But I used to see Mr. Crosby at after meetings mostly or due to a mutual friend I used to hang out with a lot.

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 02:33 AM (kcfmt)


Small world.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2013 02:50 AM (Vk2pI)

646 #645

Were you ever a LASFSian?

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 02:51 AM (kcfmt)

647 Did not Hot Air belong to Michelle Malkin? She is not a RINO.

Posted by: AnnaS at February 16, 2013 02:52 AM (MosI3)

648 Allahpundit was wickedly funny until going mainstream/islamist death threats pulled his teeth.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 02:54 AM (kaalw)

649 647
Did not Hot Air belong to Michelle Malkin? She is not a RINO.

Posted by: AnnaS at February 16, 2013 02:52 AM (MosI3)

Until she sold it. Ed and Allah ran it afterwards and they make RINO's look like Tea Partiers.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 02:55 AM (Zd/NW)

650 Hey you bunch o' horde.

I'm probably just in-and-out. But I am encouraged, after a "night out", by how many conservatives are "out there". So long as there is no discussion of "party" identification, everyone who works and has a budget trully "get's it".

I have been doom lately, but I'm less ready to concede to the LIB. Hope is not completely lost. And I'm really not of the "complete secession" mindset, anyways.

That being said, cheers and good evening my compatriots!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 16, 2013 02:55 AM (mkb9H)

651 Bottom line: I think Ashley Judd would win a close election against Mitch McBitch, forcing the Republicans to pick a new Minority Leader who can't filibuster his way out of a wet paper bag.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:57 AM (IlZPE)

652 Allah Pundit is the love child of David Frum and Peggy Noonan.

Just picture that coupling....those two naked engaging in monkey sex to bring forth their rino spawn allah pundit.....

yeah....now try and whipe that from your mind....

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 16, 2013 02:58 AM (+OTLF)

653 #652: Oh, come on! I just ate, Jeremiah!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:59 AM (IlZPE)

654 lets pray

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:01 AM (EEw86)

655 Just dropping in to say hello to Mr. Warbler. I still up due to my extreme distress over the CO bills protecting the safety of mass murderers.

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 03:01 AM (gBOQE)

656 651

Have to disagree. Franken won a squeaker in Minnesota with Obama at the top of the ticket. Obama won't be there in 2014, and chances are he will be a lot less popular next year after more Obamacare items kick in. His brand is damaged goods, and the only reason why Ashley would even run would be to try to resurrect her dead movie career.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 03:02 AM (Zd/NW)

657 So, PW, I went to High School with Ashley. And if I didn't know better, given the choice between "old white, establishment" Mitch, and the pretty-lady, famous, articulate Ms. Ashley....Just making the observation...

We are so screwed.

Meanwhile Mr. Cruz seems to have everybody mad. And I like it!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 16, 2013 03:02 AM (mkb9H)

658 Yeah, I like Cruz.

Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 03:04 AM (gBOQE)

659 Don't trash the place.

X's & O's

Out.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 16, 2013 03:05 AM (mkb9H)

660 rock of ages
bitch

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:08 AM (EEw86)

661 Night fappers.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 16, 2013 03:08 AM (Zd/NW)

662 well its true

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 16, 2013 03:09 AM (+OTLF)

663 #655: Hi, Mindy! Good to see you again!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:10 AM (IlZPE)

664 Hold on....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 03:10 AM (kaalw)

665 Is it Howdy-Doody Time?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 03:10 AM (kaalw)

666 Is it?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 03:11 AM (kaalw)

667 rock of ages
john carter

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:11 AM (EEw86)

668 Ted Cruz is indeed awesome!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:11 AM (IlZPE)

669 And, true to form, Firefox went totally weird on me. We live in age of wonders, but NOTHING works as planned.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 03:12 AM (kaalw)

670 Were you ever a LASFSian?

Posted by: epobirs at February 16, 2013 02:51 AM (kcfmt)


Not a regular. Was involved in fandom there back in the day...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2013 03:14 AM (Vk2pI)

671 G'nightCapt. Backfire, Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 03:16 AM (+9AX9)

672 On a completely different subject: I love quaffing IPAs -- but have found it best to keep to well-ventilated areas the next day. Are there ales out there that won't subsequently clear a room?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 03:17 AM (kaalw)

673 john conner

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:18 AM (EEw86)

674 has she gone naked?

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:20 AM (EEw86)

675 #673: John Connor hates Jews? No, I'm pretty sure he just hates robots.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:20 AM (IlZPE)

676 what was the cause of her death?

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:21 AM (EEw86)

677 #676: Whose death? Sarah Connor's? I don't think that's been shown yet.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:24 AM (IlZPE)

678 John Carter, not Virgnia

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:27 AM (EEw86)

679 are u as really dumb as u seem?

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:28 AM (EEw86)

680 #679: Maybe I'm dumb like a fox. Ever consider that possibility?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:32 AM (IlZPE)

681 then what?

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:34 AM (EEw86)

682 #681: I am expanding! It is so much squishy to smell you. I have anticipation, and then what? Better party in the middle for sure!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:36 AM (IlZPE)

683 Cthulhu, I usually find it's more the food than the booze that has that effect on me. If you like IPAs, make sure you grab anything by Victory--they hop the sh*t out of everything they make, especially Hop Devil Ale--and Golden Monkey is a delicious brew coming in somewher in the 9.4% ABV range I think.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 03:36 AM (FqcJu)

684 683
Cthulhu, I usually find it's more the food than the booze that has that
effect on me. If you like IPAs, make sure you grab anything by
Victory--they hop the sh*t out of everything they make, especially Hop
Devil Ale--and Golden Monkey is a delicious brew coming in somewher in
the 9.4% ABV range I think.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 03:36 AM (FqcJu)


If you haven't discovered Stone, look into it.

I'm slurpin' off of a discounted 12-pack of Lagunitas IPA, and I'm thinking about how to keep moving tomorrow.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 16, 2013 03:42 AM (kaalw)

685 553 He wasn't a troll. Not by a long shot.

Posted by: DAve at February 16, 2013 03:43 AM (XDC0v)

686 john carter

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:46 AM (EEw86)

687 #686: Campers are the best.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:47 AM (IlZPE)

688 love

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:48 AM (EEw86)

689 #688: Is blind? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmrEWyN3QMA

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:49 AM (IlZPE)

690 i am out of booze

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:49 AM (EEw86)

691 #690: Then do what I do when I'm out of booze... go to sleep!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:50 AM (IlZPE)

692 quit telling me what to do

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:51 AM (EEw86)

693 nite

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:52 AM (EEw86)

694 You asked for advice by telling us about your problem. Good night, sir!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:52 AM (IlZPE)

695 I've tried some Stone, Arrogant Bastard is a popular bottle in East Coast bars--wasn't too impressed by it but that was several years ago.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 03:52 AM (FqcJu)

696 suck me maam

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:53 AM (EEw86)

697 The girls get my jest

Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 03:54 AM (EEw86)

698 Go to sleep, Radon, so you can annoy us more later.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:54 AM (IlZPE)

699
"i am out of booze"

That explains a lot of your posts.

"quit telling me what to do"

Don't listen to the voices in your head.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 03:54 AM (+9AX9)

700 Well, whether Radon goes to sleep or not, I'm pretty much done for the evening. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:59 AM (IlZPE)

701 Pardon my music, please. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETNoPqYAIPI

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 16, 2013 04:18 AM (j+Hff)

702
Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:59 AM (IlZPE)

G'night. I'm giving up too.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 04:24 AM (+9AX9)

703 Night all.

Here is "Cocainium" by Baroness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PBBfk1xd9U

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2013 04:35 AM (Vk2pI)

704 Quitters.
Any of the usual suspects out now? Cthuhlu, GGE?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 04:53 AM (FqcJu)

705 looks quiet

Posted by: otho at February 16, 2013 05:05 AM (yBF/9)

706 ...The State Of The Union Is......Dumber....

For whatever it's worth to you I looked back in my own life and I'd peg it to 2006. My now dead but very brilliant wife started watching "reality" TV.

I swear you could see her IQ dropping as she watched.

Your mileage may vary.
Void where prohibited by Duh! Law.
Do Not Read This!
Under Penalty of Law!

Posted by: backhoe at February 16, 2013 05:09 AM (ULH4o)

707 "Discussing a World Where Everything is a Crime"


It ain't a "mistake" Cuntservaturds, my Barack WILL put y'all in the ovens. And I am slamming my pink meat dreaming of it *sigh*


I just hope, hope, hope HE lets me light the match!!!!


DIE! CUNTservaTURDS!

Posted by: KayInMaine at February 16, 2013 05:31 AM (3w4WK)

708 Attention shoppers! Half off on Doom until closing time! Feeling jealous of the Russians just because they had a meteor and you didn't, is weak. Get back into your healthcare lines, cue up for your abuse, be glad that you have lived for another day (without a face full of glass) so that you could come to the comments and pound the keys! It will get worse, much worse, have no fear...

Posted by: and irresolute at February 16, 2013 05:46 AM (DBH1h)

709 Ha Ha truncated headline on CenturyLink homepage: Obama Treats Himself to Boys

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 16, 2013 05:52 AM (QLJPW)

710 Message to fellow Space Gamers.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1298800608/rogue-system

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at February 16, 2013 06:17 AM (a0o+l)

711 Thanks to AoSHQ's info on "dukkah", I believe I can finally break my cycle of dependency on dookie-flavored beverages and neuronal numbing apres meal chocolate-smeared caffeine-dipped frozen booze balls.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 16, 2013 06:46 AM (21TJo)

712 The problems with the "concierge medical services" story are obvious from an actual reading (as distinct from a Moronlifebased model skim):

This "planning", not 'current'. The 10% in the story doesn't describe the percent DOING it, it actually just rounds up the percent the survey analyst decided had, were now and might in future, maybe who the fucks knows what tomorrow brings, consider it, and for all we know even all who didn't outright reject it or tell the surveyor something like, It's irrelevant to my current situation, my future plans, my desires, my views on proper delivery of medical care, my worldview, and frankly I stab myself in the colon with a beer keg line to a barrel of botulism before I did that.

I think it MIGHT work for a small percent of boutique situations, mostly in large urban centers which have some serious degree of strange political evolution and denialism going on, so pretty much most of south Florida, Cincinnati, Atlanta, Dallas, Phoenix, Lexington, Pittsburgh maybe ... all of Wyoming of course, which is way over doctored and only contains 2 types of patients: Cheney and the other 0.2% of Americans, so only two types of physicians: cardiologists and other specialists consulting on Cheney, which accounts for 90% of the state economy, and two gay women doctors living out of mobile operation during ski season.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 16, 2013 07:05 AM (21TJo)

713 That half a billion from the chubby checker app could be real. I just started this morning putting a quarter in a jar every time I think about Kate Upton and then have a hankering to check on the ol' chubster, and lo and behold, I got enough by just the morning to buy several large city daily papers.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 16, 2013 07:08 AM (21TJo)

714 I am once again extremely disappointed in our SCOAMF in chief. What should the POTUSA say to the enemies of his country when they accuse him of testing WMD on them?

"Oh, woops! Sorry bout that!"

That's what!

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 16, 2013 07:24 AM (j+Hff)

715 OMG - Robin Williams Sarah Michelle Geller are going to be in sitcom together....

Posted by: Baldy at February 16, 2013 07:46 AM (opS9C)

716 The experiment in the quick-post style blogging has ended.

For now.

Posted by: alex at February 16, 2013 07:53 AM (4YlNx)

717 THAT ASTEROID DESIGN is a t-shirt by a fellow named Aaron Williams. It's sold by some friends of mine, and they just had the design purloined by another vendor and are engaged in a slapfight over it.

Here's a link to their shirt for sale:

http://www.offworlddesigns.com/p-814-asteroids-t-shirt.aspx

Posted by: zsasz at February 16, 2013 08:02 AM (MMC8r)

718 My daughter always told me I looked like Gerald McRaney in MAJ Dad. Especially in my choker whites. Of course that was that was 20 years ago. Damn. Was it that long?

Posted by: EROWMER at February 16, 2013 04:42 PM (kxlCQ)






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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat