Meteor Open Thread
Videos of the Meteor below.
Comments
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:05 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (wtvvX)
Jeez.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (UOM48)
Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence : "Crushed"
Posted by: Bat Masterson at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Armando at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (5iuEW)
This world be so much more boring if there were no Russian dashboard cams.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: LizLem at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (8wqqE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (E/BRX)
Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (wtvvX)
It's a fore-SMOD. We are in for the fore-SMODDENING.
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 15, 2013 12:09 PM (rLJaJ)
Posted by: John F'n Kerry at February 15, 2013 12:09 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 12:09 PM (Ipj15)
kind of like those poor schmucks that went towards the ocean as the tsumani hit... and all the supposedly dumb animals with enough sense to start running.
Posted by: Thelmadatter at February 15, 2013 12:09 PM (mM7K/)
Expect riots.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:09 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:09 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:10 PM (l86i3)
13 -
Scoamf Translator: "I wish I could ban handguns, but I don't have the political clout to do so... yet."
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 12:10 PM (TOk1P)
just a really cool coinky-dink
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:10 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:10 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at February 15, 2013 12:10 PM (J8DGo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:10 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Caunoaucarius at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (Fw/gZ)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (94E39)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Daybrother at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:10 PM (l86i3)
Only if they contain kryptonite
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Lurking Super Volcano at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (J8DGo)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Well, it's a good thing we listened to all those serious scientists who insisted we build up our anti-meteor capabilities. It's good know that billions were well spent and not wasted on propaganda-infused folly like global warming...
/AlternateEarth
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (eIxEV)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:11 PM (8sCoq)
I said SMART people.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (J8DGo)
Posted by: mallfly at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (OlN4e)
WTF? I repeat, with emphasis, WTF? Have we got to the point now where being shot qualifies you for a presidential honor? Because if that's right, Skeeter better load up Air Force One's cargo bay with a shitload of those medals to dump over Chicago when he's flying out for his next swallow of Reggie's love juice.
WTF?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (zF6Iw)
There goes something as strong as a small nuke!!
Let run next to a fucking window!!!!!
Dumbass russians
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (FxIhI)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (GQ8sn)
Or my favorite end of the world due to comet movies, Night of the Comet, debris from the comet caused all exposed people to turn to dust. Those mildly exposed turned into zombies. Only those who were in metal structures escaped.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:14 PM (nqBYe)
And to think, today the scewedning could have stopped.
But, NOOOO. Thanks a lot for nothing, SMOD. You are a poor shot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 12:14 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at February 15, 2013 12:14 PM (eIxEV)
Posted by: Shoot Me at February 15, 2013 12:14 PM (qiXMt)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose
Yeah, those intrepid screws and dash mounts sure have a lot of guts.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 12:14 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:15 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 12:15 PM (ORGYc)
Or my favorite end of the world due to comet movies, Night of the Comet, debris from the comet caused all exposed people to turn to dust. Those mildly exposed turned into zombies. Only those who were in metal structures escaped.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (bfYGd)
See Jonsey, if you would have mentioned zombies I could have bought your premise.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:15 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (4df7R)
That reminds me of a story - during WWII, the Lockheed bomber plant was located near the Columbia studio. Harry Cohn, the studio chief, had painters go up on the roof of the largest soundstage and paint an arrow pointing in the plant's direction. Underneath the arrow were the words 'LOCKHEED THAT-A-WAY."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:15 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (Dll6b)
Might improve the place.
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 12:15 PM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:15 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (OlN4e)
the point now where being shot qualifies you for a presidential honor?
Because if that's right, Skeeter better load up Air Force One's cargo
bay with a shitload of those medals to dump over Chicago when he's
flying out for his next swallow of Reggie's love juice.
WTF?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (zF6Iw)
Keep in mind the douche tool handing them out got a peace prize for doing squat.
Posted by: Berserker at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (Dll6b)
You'd think that happened already.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (7xPCu)
It's not really paranoia when everyone really is out to get you.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (SY2Kh)
http://is.gd/DzZ6bs
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (8sCoq)
Thats just where a piece fell. Main crater at end of last video above.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (zpqa2)
>>
My company has a plant that is in that area. People have asked me to borrow radiation dosimeters when they needed to visit that plant. The area is already radioactive because of atomic bomb tests done in the region.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (81UWZ)
Mike the Moose,
Those are all dashboard cams. The Russkies have them because people literally jump in front of moving cars for insurance money over there.
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Truman North, updating yo ass at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (ZhoXI)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (IDSI7)
I really don't see how Carnival keeps from going bankrupt at this point. Two major incidents in a very short period.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (0q2P7)
or.... I'm backkkkk.....
Posted by: Satan at February 15, 2013 12:17 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:15 PM (wtvvX)
it was a very small SMOD
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:17 PM (8sCoq)
Never underestimate the combined power of vodka and stupidity.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 12:17 PM (F3G1y)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 15, 2013 12:17 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2013 12:17 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (UaxA0)
I wondered about that. I thought it was cops jammin to seventies disco.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:17 PM (l86i3)
was that one that flopped over on its side a Carnival boat too?
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (8sCoq)
Hey, smart people, is there any radiation accompanying these meteors?
No. It's just a flying rock, no more, no less.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (IDSI7)
here's the crater
http://is.gd/DzZ6bs
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (8sCoq)
Looks like a medium size fishing hole.....
I hope SMOD packs more of a wallop than that.
Posted by: Tami at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (bfYGd)
It was me...I farted.
Posted by: God at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (ZzS+r)
Ammoland had an article the other day saying the general price had dropped to $25-$35 if one were to look around. Though a bird in the hand...
Posted by: Daybrother at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries
***
If I had a dollar...
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Eric at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (4W+gP)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:15 PM (wtvvX)
Remember that the craters are from PIECES of SMODlet. If the actual 10 ton rock had hit ground in one piece...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (gKGI0)
Think of the STIMULUS Barry!
Posted by: Truman North, updating yo ass at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (ZhoXI)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (zpqa2)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (81UWZ)
Oh great that means the msm is going to freak out about radiation from the meteor strike. Fucking idiots.
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (GULKT)
The Russians all have a certain amount of sang-froid as well, so them not running off the road is largely attributable to them just not giving a shit.
Probably though it was an insurance-scamming meteorite.
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (UaxA0)
Who has it for that? I can't find any vendors that have it in stock at that price or near it.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (GQ8sn)
The funny thing is that if the insurance industry in Russia wasn't so f'd up we wouldn't have all these videos.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 12:18 PM (0q2P7)
Dashcams are EVERYWHERE in Russia. They're good for providing evidence in instances of police brutality or insurance fraud.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (zpqa2)
I don't buy it...there's a crater-looking thing in Russia somewhere that has been on fire for decades, probably centuries, due to escaping natural gas, and that looks like it. I could be wrong.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (7xPCu)
>>>If only the meteor had smashed into that Carnival Cruise ship! Now THAT would have been cool.
Would have been cooler if before impact Okrah was able to get a sit down interview with it about what it was feeling ... the moment before impact, and what its plans were....
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 15, 2013 12:20 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2013 12:20 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 12:20 PM (Ba6aP)
here's the crater
http://is.gd/DzZ6bs
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:13 PM (8sCoq)
Caption:Hey look Boris. That looks like a frozen person trying to run away from the "meteor"?
Posted by: Lurking Super Volcano at February 15, 2013 12:20 PM (mETGQ)
Automobile insurance fraud is apparently the national pastime over there. Everybody videos everything
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:20 PM (8sCoq)
http://englishrussia.com/2008/03/25/darvaz-the-door-to-hell/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (OlN4e)
Plenty of infra-red, but not the kind of radiation you're thinking about.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (l86i3)
If the area is already contaminated, an impact knocking contaminated dust into the air can be a radiation dose problem.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (GULKT)
So far the military is saying that radiation levels are normal. But this is Russia, so take that with a grain of salt, followed by a shot of tequila and some lime.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Bastiat at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 15, 2013 12:22 PM (ZhoXI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 12:22 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: John W. at February 15, 2013 12:22 PM (sbL9/)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (4df7R)
Use it to chase the Iodine tablets.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:22 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Tesh at February 15, 2013 12:22 PM (cnjni)
97 -
Don't sweat it. They're also popular in Japan, literally because everyone drives so terribly over there, they need them to sort out the messes.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 12:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 15, 2013 12:22 PM (zpqa2)
Hey, smart people, is there any radiation accompanying these meteors?
Plenty of infra-red, but not the kind of radiation you're thinking about.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (FcR7P)
Those things could be carrying space herpes or microorganisms that will enter your brain and turn you into a flesh eating zombie that cant be stopped and he is worried about radiation....
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 15, 2013 12:23 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:23 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:23 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:23 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: The Emperor Ming at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Paladin at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (4kpbt)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (UZQM8)
Regards,
SMOD
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:23 PM (8sCoq)
Nope, but a rail gun is. Or did they cancel that too.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (l86i3)
Hey, smart people, is there any radiation accompanying these meteors?
Maybe, depending on its composition. All the uranium on earth came from somewhere during the solar system's formation. If its here, its elsewhere in this corner of the universe too.
Most are just rocky or iron/nickel though.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (1rU+d)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: irright at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: The Emperor Ming at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (fWAjv)
125 >>>Oh great that means the msm is going to freak out about radiation from the meteor strike. Fucking idiots.If the area is already contaminated, an impact knocking contaminated dust into the air can be a radiation dose problem.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (0q2P7)
MSM = Stupid. Stupid = Thinking any radiation in the area autmatically originates from the meteor. Thus the "Fucking idiots"
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (UZQM
Apparently you did not see starman.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (4pNjZ)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (FcR7P)
Isn't there a crater in Texas?
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (6z+V1)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (0q2P7)
===============
One word: Vodka.
Posted by: Nighthawk at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (RSqz2)
Posted by: Paladin at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (4kpbt)
Given where it landed, more likely it's after Ivan Connorski.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (fW/Ev)
Ever been to Arizona?Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: cajun carrot
***
And I'm chopped liver?
Posted by: Meteor Crater in AZ at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (uhftQ)
It doesn't have to be an asteroid chunk to be related, just maybe a space rock got wobbled maybe.
Posted by: SarahW is on to your misogyny and stuff at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: irright at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: logprof
The sky was on fucking fire. What part of that bores you?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (UZQM
There's a big-ass one in Arizona...that's one of SMOD size, a mile wide and pretty damned deep...estimates of the rock blown out range around 400 million tons. Pretty cool to see.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (+z4pE)
Seriously, Russia has two fucking meteor craters to America's zero...
Meteor Crater AZ.
That would be a real crowd pleaser were it to happen today.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (1rU+d)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (6z+V1)
Posted by: jd at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (MXyBs)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (fW/Ev)
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (UZQM8)
Is big sale on vodka today! Must to be first!
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (8sCoq)
Seriously, Russia has two fucking meteor craters to America's zero
Isn't there a crater in Texas?
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:25 PM (GQ8sn)
Ever hear of Meteor Crater National Park?
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (FIDMq)
Iridium, look under KT Boundary. In places like Dominican Republic. Something Menendez would not be interested in. Far too old.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (GQ8sn)
Pretty sure it isn't paranoia.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c12_1349902324
Posted by: alex at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (4YlNx)
Probably this should be clarified to read: "Seriously, Russia has two fucking meteor craters from just the last century to America's zero...!"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:28 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 12:28 PM (pZDxu)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 12:28 PM (1rU+d)
I was disappointed in the last video how much it pointed at the sky
instead of showing the impacts on the ground as the meteors were
falling.
Posted by: logprof
The sky was on fucking fire. What part of that bores you?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (Ipj15)
This is the point in the day where we'll argue about anything.
Posted by: Tami at February 15, 2013 12:28 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (7xPCu)
My humor needs work... and a sock
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (8sCoq)
The following confirmed US Impact craters called to say: "Come explore the majestic wonder of the United States"
Ames Oklahoma
Avak Alaska
Barringer Arizona
Beaverhead Idaho, Montana
Calvin Michigan
Chesapeake Bay Virginia
Cloud Creek Wyoming
Crooked Creek Missouri
Decaturville Missouri
Des Plaines Illinois
Flynn Creek Tennessee
Glasford Illinois
Glover Bluff Wisconsin
Haviland Kansas
Kentland Indiana
Manson Iowa
Marquez Texas
Middlesboro Kentucky
Newporte North Dakota
Odessa Texas
Red Wing North Dakota
Rock Elm Wisconsin
Santa Fe New Mexico
Serpent Mound Ohio
Sierra Madera Texas
Upheaval Dome Utah
Wells Creek Tennessee
Wetumpka Alabama
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Tami at February 15, 2013 12:28 PM (X6akg)
THE HELL YOU SAY!
Posted by: alex at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (4YlNx)
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (nqBYe)
So make sure if you see one of these you make a wish on a falling star. Here's a good one:
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, I WISH YOU DON'T LAND ON ME, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (1c58W)
My company has a plant that is in that area. People have asked me to borrow radiation dosimeters when they needed to visit that plant. The area is already radioactive because of atomic bomb tests done in the region.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 12:16 PM (81UWZ)
That's different. Radioactivity from atomic bomb tests? Sure. From a meteor? Nope. That meteor has probably been flying for millions, if not billions,of years, long enough that any hot (i.e., short-half life) radionuclides, the ones that emit a lot of radiation per unit time,would long since have decayed. Long-lived radionuclides by definition are those that decay, and thereby emit radioactive particles and gamma rays, slowly, and so are not much of a hazard.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:24 PM (l86i3)
Hope not.
Velocitas Eradico
Slow mo vid
http://tinyurl.com/av2gty2
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (fWAjv)
Iridium, look under KT Boundary. In places like Dominican Republic. Something Menendez would not be interested in. Far too old.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:27 PM (bfYGd)
Those are some pretty fucking stupid scientists to think that it was an extinct volcano. Maybe after they had planes and could see it from the air it was clearer. But still.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (7xPCu)
BUT BUT BUT TFG said we all have to sacrifice!!! Stay-Cations for all!11!!11!
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (UZQM8)
Aw the HAIL you say
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (8sCoq)
Harumph.
Posted by: alex at February 15, 2013 12:31 PM (4YlNx)
Posted by: alphonso gore - masseuse at February 15, 2013 12:31 PM (4eNxd)
Posted by: SarahW is on to your misogyny and stuff at February 15, 2013 12:26 PM (LYwCh)
I have to believe that the asteroid has shed bits and pieces of itself over time as it's been pelted itself by space debris. No reason those bits and pieces wouldn't have continued moving in the same general direction, some of which could easily have gotten sucked into Earth's atmosphere.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:31 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 12:31 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: EC
I don't actually know as I use the AK and Bolt platforms but if I recall correctly the guy wrote that he surveyed bunches of companies PLUS private sales and the average price was dropping to $25-$35 for assorted AR mags. (Not MAGPUL)
Is this real?: http://tinyurl.com/byqdla9
Posted by: Daybrother at February 15, 2013 12:31 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: Lurking Super Volcano at February 15, 2013 12:31 PM (mETGQ)
Crater Lake, CA. You fly to the west of it when going up to Seattle or Portland.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (FcR7P)
181 didn't the huge meteor in the Yucatan cause the ice age allegedly?
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (Dnbau)
No that's supposed to be the extinction level meteor that wiped out the Dinosaurs.
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (1c58W)
Ames Oklahoma
Avak Alaska
Barringer Arizona
Beaverhead Idaho, Montana
Calvin Michigan
Chesapeake Bay Virginia
Cloud Creek Wyoming
Crooked Creek Missouri
Decaturville Missouri
Des Plaines Illinois
Flynn Creek Tennessee
Glasford Illinois
Glover Bluff Wisconsin
Haviland Kansas
Kentland Indiana
Manson Iowa
Marquez Texas
Middlesboro Kentucky
Newporte North Dakota
Odessa Texas
Red Wing North Dakota
Rock Elm Wisconsin
Santa Fe New Mexico
Serpent Mound Ohio
Sierra Madera Texas
Upheaval Dome Utah
Wells Creek Tennessee
Wetumpka Alabama
that was just practice
Posted by: Hashem at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (nqBYe)
And I say that as a Ret USN Electronic Tech, with multiple NEC's in fixing Radars....
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (bfYGd)
and pretty damned deep...estimates of the rock blown out range around
400 million tons. Pretty cool to see.
I get no respect. Do I have to send my big brother to teach you a lesson the dinosaurs learned the hard way?
Posted by: Yucatan Peninsula Crater at February 15, 2013 12:33 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:33 PM (OlN4e)
Meteor Crater AZ.
That would be a real crowd pleaser were it to happen today.
Probably would've been a crowd pleaser then, if the capitol had been in Arizona.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2013 12:33 PM (IDSI7)
Not only that, but from what cosmic doohickey could a chunk of radioactive anything come from? Meteors are chunks of rock. How ignorant people are these days is indicated by what the media thinks we can be scared by.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:33 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:33 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:33 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 15, 2013 12:34 PM (7ObY1)
by our paranoia of the Cold War.... no one knew this thing was coming?
Beggin' your pardon sir but it's a big-ass sky
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:34 PM (8sCoq)
Even if they did get a heads up in the last few minutes or so.What could they do? I'd rather just be trippin through life when BAM!! all over, then stare at the sky scared shotless.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:34 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 15, 2013 12:35 PM (RZ8pf)
What I took from that list is even the freaking meteors want nothing to do with Minnesota winters.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 15, 2013 12:35 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:35 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:33 PM (OlN4e)
Maybe. That long ago, there would have been nobody looking for something that big headed our way, but look at it this way: what exactly was the strategic target in the middle of Arizona?
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:35 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Paladin at February 15, 2013 12:35 PM (4kpbt)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:35 PM (OlN4e)
210 but didn't the ice age caused by the meteor wipe out the dinosaurs?
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (Dnbau)
There have been several ice ages between the times of the dinosaurs extinction and the present day.
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 12:36 PM (GULKT)
The meteor crater is 180 km from rim to rim and scientists have worked out that the asteroid must have been 10 km across. It is thought that the impact would have caused massive damage, including a giant dust cloud which lead to massive changes in the climate.
that one
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:36 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:36 PM (OlN4e)
Then, they need to force the UN to place sanctions on Space and/or any interplanetary system supplying these meteors and their destructive nature.
Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 12:36 PM (xmcEQ)
This has nothing to do with the meteorite, but my immediate first thought when reading that was, "Someone created a republic for the sole purpose of bashing Kurt? That seems a little harsh, even for Russia."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:37 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 12:37 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:37 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: CNN at February 15, 2013 12:37 PM (Xf6HL)
Aw the HAIL you say Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:29 PM (8sCoq)
Harumph.
Posted by: alex at February 15, 2013 12:31 PM (4YlNx)
**points at OSP** I didn't hear a harumph from that guy!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:37 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:37 PM (Dnbau)
We should ask the left: If abortion were outlawed, would it save lives? Explain.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (bfYGd)
interplanetary system supplying these meteors and their destructive
nature.
Right. We've got to go after the manufacturers- the Oort Cloud and the Asteroid Belt
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: CNN at February 15, 2013 12:37 PM (Xf6HL)
So it was searching for Joanie?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:37 PM (zF6Iw)
Hey, I'm the new kinder and gentler OSP. So get off my ass fuckstick.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (l86i3)
Expect riots.
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Not all the bottles...
They have vodka over there which come in pouches with pull-tabs "because it is meant to be drunk in one sitting, like the imbiber."
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 12:39 PM (e0xKF)
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Toonces is introducing a Comprehensive Meteor Fairness Package to ensure all smod's get the same shot at Earth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2013 12:39 PM (ATdet)
Posted by: Tami at February 15, 2013 12:39 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (8sCoq)
*shakes fist at the sky* DAMN YOU, OORT CLOUD! DAMN YOUUUUUUU!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:39 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Daybrother at February 15, 2013 12:39 PM (+paCV)
with fractures and there are abrupt changes in the physical geology.>>
Prehistoric Fracking?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 12:39 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:40 PM (nqBYe)
Thundrb, the Chicxulub meteorite didn't cause "the ice age" but it probably caused an ice age. In the 66 million years or so since, there have been several warm periods and cold periods, including the most recent ice age during the Pleistocene that ended about 15,000 years ago.
tbird, Crater Lake is in Oregon and it's a volcano. Other than that, you're correct, it is on the west in most LA to Seattle flights.
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 12:40 PM (UaxA0)
There have been several ice ages between the times of the dinosaurs extinction and the present day.
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 12:36 PM (GULKT)
What happened to those ice ages?Global warming!
Posted by: Aljazeera Gore at February 15, 2013 12:40 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:40 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:40 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 12:41 PM (z6Elp)
***
Isn't arguing about what killed the dinosaurs while congress is still in session rather like Piers Morgan analizing conservative hate speech while Chris Dorner is on the lose?
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 12:41 PM (Hx5uv)
Seriously, Russia has two fucking meteor craters to America's zero..
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Oh, no! We have a meteor crater gap!
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 15, 2013 12:41 PM (1c58W)
Nobody has proven WHAT wiped out the dinosaurs, or what caused any of the previous mass extinctions..
WHAT DOES IT MATTER NOW???!!
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (8sCoq)
O/T: I just walked by the hall TV and see TFG on CNN. The chiron reads
something about him handing out the country's second-highest civilian
decoration, "among 18 honorees include Sandy Hook victims."
WTF? I repeat, with emphasis, WTF? Have we got to the point now
where being shot qualifies you for a presidential honor? Because if
that's right, Skeeter better load up Air Force One's cargo bay with a
shitload of those medals to dump over Chicago when he's flying out for
his next swallow of Reggie's love juice.
WTF?
*crickets* from Preezy Skeet-Skeet over Chris Kyle
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (l86i3)
I'm eating a buffalo chicken sub with jalapenos on it. Fuckin hell that hurts.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (obHYs)
***
And several Republican administrations. I question the timing.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (Hx5uv)
uh oh looks like Weather Channel getting read to name another snowstorm something cute
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (8sCoq
The founder of the Weather Channel spins in his grave.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM (UOM48)
it should have hit Detroit
D.C. Then all of our problems would be gone.
Posted by: Paladin at February 15, 2013 12:35 PM (4kpbt)
Nope, TFG is in FL on vay cay cay, getting golf lessons or some shit.
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 15, 2013 12:41 PM (1c58W)
Deficit, I think they like the word deficit.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM (l86i3)
Hundreds of Palestinians throw rocks, Molotov cocktails at IDF soldiers near Ofer security prison in support of hunger strikers.
??? Would have been a nice place for a meteor to hit ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM (z6Elp)
Posted by: BCochran1981
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Exactly HOW are you eating it? Have you been watching SouthPark Again?
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (da5Wo)
I'm jealous...and now hungry.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (obHYs)
SMOD Valentine:
I THREW MY
DETACHABLE
METEOROID DICK
AT YOU.
PLZ B MINE
(SMOD doesn't really understand this Valentine thing).
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4qgle)
Posted by: Rexsky at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4136b)
Helen Crump = Teacher
Thelma Lou = ??????
Discuss.....
***
Thelma Lou was a human being. Not a human doing.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 12:45 PM (Hx5uv)
??? Would have been a nice place for a meteor to hit ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM (9Bj8R)
I like to think that the Israeli soldiers are sitting there with their high tech arsenal, pointing at the subhumans throwing rocks and bottles, and laughing.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:45 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (wtvvX)
Because GLOBAL WARMENING AND OIL.
Now, Kindly SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!
Posted by: Al Gorzeera at February 15, 2013 12:45 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:45 PM (l86i3)
Meteor crater in AZ is obviously "fresh" when you stand on the rim and look at it. Yea, I'm thinking the lack of volcanic ash and lava flows might have been a bit of a clue.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 12:45 PM (1rU+d)
WHAT DOES IT MATTER NOW???!!
Because if a random chance caused them multiple times in the past, it'll probably happen again.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (UOM4
Grrr, don't remind me, Jane. Cokehead cornball brother flies the flag at half-mast for Whitney Houston, ignores Kyle. Rotten POS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (zF6Iw)
Don't want it to hit TOO close to Israel. Square in the middle of downtown Paki Shithole would ahve been good, though.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (jTKU5)
uh oh looks like Weather Channel getting read to name another snowstorm something cute
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (8sCoq
Want people to take weather seriously, don't name it Snowstorm Suzy, Name it Snowstorm UberKill 5000 - Now with extra death and half the calories.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (bfYGd)
***
I once attended a lecture by Dr. Bakker on how to draw dinosaurs. It was amazing. He was very, very entertaining.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (Hx5uv)
Ted Cruz comes out swinging
Cruz’s sharp-elbowed Senate style underscores the dilemma facing Republicans as they seek a way out of the political wilderness
They're on to us...
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (UZQM8)
Naaa....Putty-poot standing there defiantly lowering a still smoking shoulder fire SAM...."Got It!"
Posted by: Paladin at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (4kpbt)
Well, the area's hot from atomic bomb tests only in the same sense that Hanford is hot from tests as well.
Chelyabinsk is associated with Mayak, the former USSR's nuclear weapons facility from the early days of weapons production. In a number of ways, Mayak is analogous to our Hanford, with hints of Savannah River and Rocky Flats. And the place is highly contaminated in areas from those operations. In fact, the Kyshtym incident occurred right in that neck of the woods when a storage tank with a bunch of nitrates lost cooling, overheated and exploded.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (PMGbu)
Posted by: Daybrother at February 15, 2013 12:47 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: Amateur Cosmologist at February 15, 2013 12:47 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (da5Wo)
Sure, you think it hurts now. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:47 PM (zF6Iw)
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*crickets* from Preezy Skeet-Skeet over Chris Kyle
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (UOM4
Grrr, don't remind me, Jane. Cokehead cornball brother flies the
flag at half-mast for Whitney Houston, ignores Kyle. Rotten POS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 12:46 PM (zF6Iw)
Pretty sure it Krispy Kreme that flew the flag at half mast.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 12:47 PM (da5Wo)
Meteor crater in AZ is obviously "fresh" when you stand on the rim and look at it. Yea, I'm thinking the lack of volcanic ash and lava flows might have been a bit of a clue.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 12:45 PM (1rU+d)
Not to mention that it's pool table flat all around until you get around Flagstaff
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:47 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (nTgAI)
Heck, it's better than Persephone, or whatever the fuck these douches plan for the next one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (K+mtQ)
Been rainy and cold in south FL for two days now. Coincidence? I think not. God is not amused.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (1rU+d)
America does indeed have a large meteor crater, Arizona I think.
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4qgle)
--Yes, I saw it from the plane once. Really cool.
Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (4pNjZ)
Protestant heretic.
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 12:49 PM (GULKT)
Name it Snowstorm UberKill 5000 - Now with extra death and half the
calories.
***
Or Storm From the Government That Is Here To Help.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 12:49 PM (Hx5uv)
America does indeed have a large meteor crater, Arizona I think.
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4qgle
It's very cool. We climbed to the rim when I was a little girl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 12:49 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (GVULV)
Wow, Russian pop music really sucks.
Posted by: Rexsky at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4136b)
Try Thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTzOh3K11jM
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (K+mtQ)
I wish they'd give up this storm naming crap. It's embarrassing. Anyone who's lived in a storm-prone region just deals with it. Giving the storms cutesy names is the equivalent of giving someone an award for not sucking at their job. it makes a completely normal occurrence into something much bigger than it is.
And seriously - Winter Storm NEMO?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (4df7R)
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Wow, Russian pop music really sucks.
Posted by: Rexsky at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4136b)
Posted by: Pyrocles at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (cv5Iw)
Posted by: @PurpAv
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I think a football stadium sunk into the ground like that would be cool.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (uhftQ)
1960's technology... 1/2 million watts radiated energy, 256 NM range... open the gate and I've double bouncedaircraft at a bit more than 700 NM with my 'War tune' channel (tuned to put out right about 3/4s of a million Watts..)... and thats through an Atmosphere...
Aegis systems, which I never worked on... unclassified power is 6 Mega Watts...
And that is just Seaborne Systems... not even the big stuff the Air Farce has from the Cold War... or anything we have in Space...
The sky is not that big, IMO....
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 12:51 PM (lZBBB)
Name it Snowstorm UberKill 5000 - Now with extra death and half the
calories.
***
Or Storm From the Government That Is Here To Help.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 12:49 PM (Hx5uv)
Just don't eat the yellow snow.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:51 PM (7xPCu)
Thelma Lou would be today's Julia. A layabout being taken care of by the taxpayer.
Posted by: Ammo Dump at February 15, 2013 12:51 PM (YYyqq)
Posted by: Zoltan at February 15, 2013 12:52 PM (LV+DE)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (nTgAI)
HYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: Ed McMahon for Ed McMahons Budweiser Ice Cream at February 15, 2013 12:52 PM (obHYs)
Nobody has proven WHAT wiped out the dinosaurs, or what caused any of the previous mass extinctions..
WHAT DOES IT MATTER NOW???!!
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 12:42 PM (wtvvX) Interesting question. The dinosaurs were highly successful for 150 million years! Then *POOF* Gone like a fart in a hurricane. You don't think there are implecations for the puny (and just got here) race of man?
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:52 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (uhftQ)
The barbecue pit for the end of the world party.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:52 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 12:52 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (nTgAI)
Sandra Fluke can insert the entirety of The Bases Loaded Big Unit at Alice Cooperstown restaurant.
(Hint: It's 22 inches long and served on a whole baguette fully loaded)
Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2013 12:52 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: The Dinosaurs at February 15, 2013 12:53 PM (272s8)
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America does indeed have a large meteor crater, Arizona I think.
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Yep, east of Flagstaff. Definitely worth going to see.
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 12:53 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (uhftQ)
Especially during the rainy season
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 12:53 PM (nTgAI)
Wow, Russian pop music really sucks.
Posted by: Rexsky at February 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4136b)
Most of what Russia tries to do to emulate western culture sucks.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:53 PM (7xPCu)
Those of you expressing dismay over SMOD's supposed failure, have you not heard of the concept of an advance scouting party?
This was not the main invasion.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 12:54 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 12:54 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: model_1066
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The BBQ would be the fans. Ouch.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:55 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:53 PM (7xPCu)
I emulate Russia.
Posted by: Obamao the Magnificent and Most Merciful at February 15, 2013 12:55 PM (YYyqq)
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 12:49 PM (Hx5uv)
Calm down Orson Welles, we want to get people prepared not cause a mass panic.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 15, 2013 12:55 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 15, 2013 12:55 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: MoJoTee at February 15, 2013 12:55 PM (e1kfW)
Interesting question. The dinosaurs were highly successful for 150 million years! Then *POOF* Gone like a fart in a hurricane. You don't think there are implecations for the puny (and just got here) race of man?
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:52 PM (OlN4e)[/1]
We have 140 million years left? Cool!
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 12:55 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 12:56 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: The Jackhole
***
Az = Desert. We panic and run around hysterically when that wet stuff falls from the sky.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:56 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (uhftQ)
The Winter Classic. Phoenix vs Winnipeg in the Crater!
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 15, 2013 12:57 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 15, 2013 12:57 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 12:57 PM (k4bdL)
From the streaking horizon videos and contrails it clearly looked like
it was 1 piece, that then broke into 2 large pieces that flew
side-by-side for a long time, so I expect we will find the second entry
wound soon.
I think that "Zinc" factory might have collapsed due to
poor construction+overloading by the companies industrial expansion and
then the sonic over-pressure was too much and it simply broke. Maybe a
football sized hypersonic-roid helped at best.
Posted by: MoJoTee at February 15, 2013 12:57 PM (e1kfW)
Posted by: wooga, stuck in 2005 at February 15, 2013 12:58 PM (7SwK/)
Is that a SMOD-worthy event?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:58 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 12:58 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla
***
We could fill it with water and hold naval battles.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:58 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:59 PM (7xPCu)
having the eye candi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKl-Ng084UNR=1feature=endscreen
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:59 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 12:57 PM (k4bdL) Too bad it didn't land on Tehran. Then it would have most assuredly a jewish rock.
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:59 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: comatus at February 15, 2013 12:59 PM (qaVK+)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 01:00 PM (z6Elp)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:50 PM (uhftQ)
Oddly enough, Univ. of Louisiana at Lafayette has a stadium like that... not oddly enough, flooding can be an issue
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 01:00 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:58 PM (uhftQ)
Combine the two, Coyotes vs Jets in a naval battle.
Triremes or Dreadnoughts?
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 15, 2013 01:00 PM (obHYs)
There's going to be a million insurance claims. "Hey, look what that asteroid did! Why, it looks like shoddy workmanship and years of disrepair hit me!"
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 01:01 PM (FcR7P)
kills the both of us
to die by your side
well the pleasure the privilege
is mine
Posted by: Morrissey at February 15, 2013 01:01 PM (KLzY3)
Posted by: Jordy Verrill at February 15, 2013 01:01 PM (fJoZd)
Probably herpes.
Posted by: wooga at February 15, 2013 01:01 PM (7SwK/)
The dinosaurs were highly successful for 150 million years! Then *POOF* Gone like a fart in a hurricane
The dinosaurs were unable to compensate for climactic shifts by creating clothing or shelter. Man will be around a long time, absent any global and 100% fatal disease, that is carried on the wind. Even a huge meteor strike will simply send us back to the stone age. That is not a death sentence for humanity. Our civilization would be over, but the pre-glacial melt societies are all wiped out too. Who knows how magnificent those were?
There is no feasible means for wiping out all humans other than a malicious intelligence (be it machine or alien), or an impossibly virulent disease that can be transported on the air alone.
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 01:01 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: cajun carrot
***
Flooding? That's unheard of in LA.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:02 PM (uhftQ)
When the gov't replaces your window, make sure it's not a sheet of ice they gave you.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 01:02 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 01:02 PM (z6Elp)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:02 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: double meteor hippie at February 15, 2013 01:02 PM (KLzY3)
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 12:57 PM (k4bdL)
Proof! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 15, 2013 01:03 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:03 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 12:53 PM (7xPCu)
Leningrad Cowboys are rather interesting.
Posted by: ette. at February 15, 2013 01:03 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Professor up to the college at February 15, 2013 01:03 PM (PMGbu)
Flooding or... Regatta Season!
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 01:03 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 01:03 PM (Hx5uv)
No Home Depot or LLBean yet
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:04 PM (8sCoq)
T minus 81 minutes to SMOD
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:03 PM (8sCoq)
Considering going to In and Out burger..... Damn with this diet, if SMOD is coming...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 01:04 PM (9+ccr)
41 333I'm just surprised that there have been no accusations that the meteor was of Jewish origin yet.
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 12:59 PM (OlN4e)
I've heard of icebergs, which are large blocks of Jewish ice. Would aJewish meteorbe ameteorstein?
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 01:04 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Torch at February 15, 2013 01:04 PM (eKSgT)
Posted by: double meteor hippie at February 15, 2013 01:04 PM (KLzY3)
The vaunted "reset button"
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (1rU+d)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:02 PM (uhftQ)
Genius. After the lockout the NHL owes us this.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (obHYs)
Sandra Fluke has a large crater
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (nTgAI)
I was thinking trench....Challenger Deepesque
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (FIDMq)
No Home Depot or LLBean yet
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:04 PM (8sCoq)
Tiffany's didn't carry any brontosaurus parkas back then, either.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:02 PM (uhftQ)
I know, right?
Posted by: cajun carrot, Live from New Orleans at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (UZQM8)
Cover people in blood, have them fight while hanging from monkey bars.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (uhftQ)
***
I don't think Chuck Hagel has commented yet.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (Hx5uv)
http://xrl.us/9uv7
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (53riN)
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 15, 2013 01:06 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:03 PM (8sCoq)
AtC must be all hot n bothered and in her best stompies for this occasion...
Posted by: cajun carrot, Live from New Orleans at February 15, 2013 01:06 PM (UZQM8)
Even a huge meteor strike will simply send us back to the stone age. That is not a death sentence for humanity.
***
More of an excuse why Obama's economic plan hasn't worked.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 01:06 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:07 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (FIDMq)
I'd name it Squidzilla Herpes Humongous
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:07 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 01:07 PM (4qgle)
BTW-Just found out that a microwave oven can be used to store electronics in the event of a CME or EMP. But then you won't have all the fun of building your own faraday cage. It is fun. Shut up.
Posted by: CozMark at February 15, 2013 01:07 PM (WAHqd)
http://xrl.us/9uv7
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (53riN)
Top Comment
mikeoforlando 2 months ago
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Apparently, The South won the Cold War.
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That is a fucking thread winner...
Posted by: cajun carrot, Live from New Orleans at February 15, 2013 01:07 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:08 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 01:01 PM (UaxA0) I think arrogance is the most likely cause of man's extinction.
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 01:08 PM (OlN4e)
No Home Depot or LLBean yet
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:04 PM (8sCoq)
Texting wasn't happening.
Posted by: T. Rex at February 15, 2013 01:08 PM (mETGQ)
I'm eating a buffalo chicken sub with jalapenos on it. Fuckin hell that hurts.
And in twelve hours, it's gonna hurt all over again!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 15, 2013 01:08 PM (KESFj)
Got any 308 win you willing to part with? In a greedy, capitalists like manner of course...
Posted by: cajun carrot, Live from New Orleans at February 15, 2013 01:08 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 01:09 PM (z6Elp)
Sandra Fluke has a large crater
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 12:48 PM (nTgAI)
I was thinking trench....Challenger Deepesque
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (FIDMq)
Actually it's more like this http://tinyurl.com/cykoy43
Posted by: Georgetown University at February 15, 2013 01:09 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 01:06 PM (Hx5uv)
You mean he has one......besides pilfering the treasury for his cronies?
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 01:09 PM (Sg0G/)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 01:09 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 01:09 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 01:08 PM (OlN4e)
I think your wrong.
Posted by: Hubris at February 15, 2013 01:10 PM (WAHqd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:10 PM (bfYGd)
Hopefully the Israelis will "accidentally" "leak" a memo about the targeting failure...
Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 15, 2013 01:10 PM (SUKHu)
3 days without an electrical grid and you will see most of us dying off like flies, starting with the elderly and infirm and the very young in incubators.
A month later? Difficult to contemplate.
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (4qgle)
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 01:02 PM (z6Elp)
You actualy need both now days... theres so much background noise in the spectrum from all the various frequencies used hetrodyning and creating sidebands that useable range has decreased...
Had HUGE problems with that during Desert Storm... we had so many ships in the Gulf, radiating so much energy, that returns were getting lost in the ambient noise (major reason I slept in my Radar Room....).
Point is though.... its possible... but the question then becomes... 'IF' you know its coming, do you tell the populace? Creating Panic? Do you tell your Emergency services folks (knowing that word will leak?)... or do you sit on the info, and hope the populace never finds out you knew?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 01:07 PM (4qgle)
Same here and 5.56 and .223 are going for $1.00 a round... I may cash out some
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 01:12 PM (nTgAI)
"Squidzilla"
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:07 PM (7xPCu)
Oh I love that.
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 01:09 PM (XLuH2)
Yeah, it kind of rolls off the tongue. And very descriptive, too.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:12 PM (7xPCu)
No Home Depot or LLBean yet
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:04 PM (8sCoq)
FEMA wasn't there to tell them what to do.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 01:12 PM (Hx5uv)
"Thousands of passengers erupted into cheers Thursday night as the crippled triumph finally pulled up to the dock. As they stepped onto dry land, and into the arms of their loved ones some couldn't contain their excitement. Carnival then chartered a caravan of buses to transport folks out of Mobile, Ala. To add insult to injury, at least one of those buses became stranded on the way to New Orleans, reports CBS News correspondent Anna Werner."
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 15, 2013 01:12 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:12 PM (8sCoq)
Paul Krugman sees nothing wrong with this. Spending! Jobs!
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 01:13 PM (NzBQO)
Last scene in last video is ... not a fake but it has nothing to do with the meteor. It's a sinkhole that ran into a natural gas deposit and caught fire. It's been burning like that for decades.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 15, 2013 01:13 PM (mJkp9)
Cuba, 15.02.2013
Residents of a locality 'in the central region of Cuba said they had seen an object that fell from the sky and exploded with a great noise, which shook the houses of the place: it is learned from testimonies collected by local television.
In a report released this morning by Rodas, town in the province of Cienfuegos, witnesses described a very bright light that has come to have large size, comparable to that of a bus, before exploding in the sky.
"Residents of a locality 'in the central region of Cuba said they had seen an object That fell from the sky and exploded with a great noise, Which shook the houses of the place: it is learned from Testimonies collected by local television.
In a report released this morning by Rodas, town in the provinces of Cienfuegos, witnesses described on a very bright light That has come to have large size, comparable to That of a bus, before exploding in the sky. "
??????
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 01:13 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (4qgle)
Exactly! Our civilization is as fragile as a flower. It sustains hundreds of millions on a razor edge of failure. A large solar storm would set us back 40 years in communication. We are here but make no mistake, we are just barely here.
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 01:14 PM (OlN4e)
Non heirloom seeds. Having to get seed stock from one company only.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 15, 2013 01:14 PM (GFM2b)
kthx.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 01:14 PM (Ap7B4)
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2013 01:14 PM (fsLdt)
A month later? Difficult to contemplate.
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (4qgle)
They should've called Vault-Tec
Posted by: cajun carrot, who's getting another major case of Fallout: NV at February 15, 2013 01:14 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:14 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (lZBBB)
____________________
Good question.
I know a lot of people hated when Tom Ridge did the color coded terror alert system.
The Democrats went all paternalistic and said essentially that the public couldn't handle the truth.
I always thought they had a right to know.
Now a meteor...that does get somewhat different.
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 01:14 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:07 PM (uhftQ)
Hopefully the Yotes stay in Phoenix, their attendance looks better from the few games I've seen on center ice.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 15, 2013 01:15 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2013 01:15 PM (Ipj15)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:15 PM (bfYGd)
I'm saving up to build a 60' x 40' one. The General sells them.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 01:15 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 15, 2013 01:15 PM (g+Cz1)
Posted by: YIKES! at February 15, 2013 01:15 PM (mETGQ)
Widespread Palestinian rioting erupts in West Bank By YAAKOV LAPPIN, JPOST.COM STAFF02/15/2013 18:59
Hundreds of Palestinians throw rocks, Molotov cocktails at IDF
soldiers near Ofer security prison in support of hunger strikers.
??? Would have been a nice place for a meteor to hit ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 12:43 PM
Could you imagine how the muzzies would be going apeshit had these meteors flown over a Middle East country?
JOOOOOO METEORS !!!!
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 01:15 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: navybrat at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (4qgle)
On second thought I think I will hang on too that ammo
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2013 01:16 PM (nTgAI)
SMOD needs a little "help" IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2013 01:16 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 01:16 PM (piMMO)
How many different snack food crumbs can you identify?
Posted by: Tami at February 15, 2013 01:16 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 01:11 PM (r2PLg)
The resulting fatwas would make me lol...
Posted by: cajun carrot, who's getting another major case of Fallout: NV at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (l86i3)
Well, there might be some X-rays generated by electrical discharges when the meteor interacted with the atmosphere at very high velocity. As far as I know, no recovered meteorites have contained any appreciable amount of radioactive minerals. Traces, sure, just as do most earthly rocks, but no concentrations of uranium or thorium.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (673KB)
What, short of amnesty, will bring the Hispanics back?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (piMMO)
Per Fox, the only way we know about SMOD is a dentist in Spain spotted it on his telescope.
The NASA Muslim outreach program is really paying off, isn't it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
***
Don't knock it til you tried it.
Oh, you're a Republican...then you have tried it.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:18 PM (uhftQ)
Actually, I think a decent Carrington event would clear out decades of legacy crap.
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2013 01:18 PM (AP6/F)
Posted by: Tami at February 15, 2013 01:16 PM (X6akg)
<_<
>_>
You know what's sad? I do this all the time.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 01:18 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:18 PM (bfYGd)
Yeah, it kind of rolls off the tongue. And very descriptive, too. Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:12 PM (7xPCu)Oh definitely. I've toyed with the sock SQGUIDO but I'm not feelin it. lol You nailed it and I here it's real. if you haven't seen this. It's full of 'factual' info.http://tinyurl.com/27da869
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 01:18 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla
***
We shall see. They still are losing money.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (uhftQ)
Per Fox, the only way we know about SMOD is a dentist in Spain spotted it on his telescope.
The NASA Muslim outreach program is really paying off, isn't it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (UOM4
Wait, there's a dentist in Spain?
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: El Gordo at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (gnHpW)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (7xPCu)
I can believe that. Now, if they'd said England, I'd have to call BS.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 01:20 PM (DrWcr)
From the previous thread, the Barone article was interesting although it
does not bode well for us in the future unless we pick off one of the
ethnic groups.
What, short of amnesty, will bring the Hispanics back?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (piMMO)
--Amnesty won't bring the Hispanics either. Stopping more Mexicans from settling in the country will help.
Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2013 01:20 PM (4pNjZ)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (7xPCu)
Spain.... not England.... geeezzzzz
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2013 01:20 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 15, 2013 01:17 PM (r2PLg)
No pork products so it's kosher or in your case halal.
Posted by: YIKES! at February 15, 2013 01:20 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:20 PM (bfYGd)
I don't think SMOD has what it takes.
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2013 01:20 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 01:20 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 01:21 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 15, 2013 01:21 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: El Gordo at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (gnHpW)
Yeah can you imagine Triple Rainbow Guy?"What does this mean??!?"
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:21 PM (8sCoq)
***
Anyone hoping DC gets taken out is, I presume, hoping for Maryland, Virginia and Pennsylvania to get taken out as well because it would do one hell of a number on a great swath of the east coast.
Then again, it would solve our electoral vote problems.
*wink wink*
Have a great date, DC.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 01:21 PM (piMMO)
Back from seeing my father. He's doing fine. How can I tell? Within five minutes he was on my every last never. Hurray! Things are back to normal!
*sucks down cherry slush from Sonic like a fucking grown up*
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 01:21 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:20 PM (bfYGd)
Armageddon as well.
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 01:22 PM (fWAjv)
Actually, Amateur observers find many of the undetected space rocks.
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 01:19 PM (OlN4e)
Yep, not to be captain obvious...but space is f'n huge...the sandra fluke event horizon is but a speck
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 01:22 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:22 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 01:18 PM (4df7R)
Me too.
Posted by: Tami at February 15, 2013 01:23 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 01:22 PM (FIDMq)
So it's not a super massive black hole.
Posted by: YIKES! at February 15, 2013 01:23 PM (mETGQ)
Re the Russian driving toward SMODlet, I'd have made a high-speed u-turn and driven like a bat our of hell the opposite direction.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:23 PM (UOM48)
***
It's looking more and more like a successful white guy, absent any felonies on his record or baby-mamas to support will never again win office.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 01:23 PM (piMMO)
I want my money back
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:24 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 01:21 PM (piMMO)
Screw it. I'll take one for the team.
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 01:24 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Soona at February 15, 2013 01:24 PM (QoPcj)
So we're paying NASA jillions of dollars, and it's backyard astronomers finding the SMODs?
I want my money back
Now, now. We're building Muzzies' self-esteem, so there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:25 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Soona at February 15, 2013 01:24 PM (QoPcj)
Look at the bright side. You'd be pretty pissed if you wasted time cleaning your kitchen just to get annihilated by a meteor.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 01:26 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:26 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:25 PM (UOM4
We want them to feel good about themselves when they detonate their bomb vests.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 01:27 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2013 01:27 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 15, 2013 01:05 PM (53riN)
Oh, my sweet hammer and sickle, that's good. Can I say I got a little misty-eyed imagining Ronaldus Maximus rocking out to that?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 01:27 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2013 01:27 PM (OlN4e)
stand on the rim and look at it. Yea, I'm thinking the lack of volcanic
ash and lava flows might have been a bit of a clue.
They were still arguing about how old the earth was back then. Physicists at the time thought that the Earth could not be more than 17,000 years old because a ball of carbon and oxygen the size of the Sun could not keep burning longer than that and produce the amount of light and heat that it does.
( to be fair, Lord Kelvin retracted his famous mis-statement when he was shown the numbers for newly discovered nuclear fission )
Posted by: Kristophr at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (wYVte)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:25 PM (UOM4
We want them to feel good about themselves when they detonate their bomb vests.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 01:27 PM (DrWcr)
And that semtex ain't exactly free, you know.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (7xPCu)
are normal. But this is Russia, so take that with a grain of salt,
followed by a shot of tequila and some lime.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (4df7R)
I think the biggest risk at the moment would be getting trampled by other souvenir-hunters scrambling to grab a piece of the SMODlet. Soon to be found on eBay!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (673KB)
Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2013 01:27 PM (O/fK
Impossible! Teh Joooos run the State Department!
Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (DrWcr)
If I may quote me: my main mission is "to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science"
What the fuck do we care about stuff in space?
Posted by: Charles Bolden at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (i7B17)
I want my money back
On the plus side, muslim self-esteem is up 8% this year.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Kristophr at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (wYVte)
Valentine’s Day Bloodbath: WaPo Lays Off Workers in Hush-Hush Manner
Media Bistro: http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/washington-post-layoffs-valentines-day_b96626
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (4df7R)
SMOD scouts?
Advance SMODlings, probing the earth's virginal tender spots, so that SMOD will know just where to 'Hit It'.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (KESFj)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:30 PM (8sCoq)
Media Bistro: http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/washington-post-layoffs-valentines-day_b96626
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (4df7R
Wonder if Suzi Parker got the axe?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:30 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:26 PM (UOM4
------------------------------------------------
Heh. I'm going to put off cleaning the floors until tomorrow, just in case there's some wayward rocks following the big one.
Posted by: Soona at February 15, 2013 01:30 PM (QoPcj)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (i7B17)
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 01:30 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (673KB)
Ah, you're not thinking like an entrepreneur. Any Russkie worth his or her salt will simply go into the backyard, dig up some rocks, chip them up and maybe scorch them with a blowtorch to look like they'd been fired through the atmosphere, and sell THOSE as pieces of SMODlet.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (4df7R)
[One student] said the fights were over pride. ‘I know it’s a pride thing between Muslims and black people,’
she said. ‘They want their pride back for something. I don’t know.’ She
also said ‘boys were hitting girls’ and that some people were lying on
the floor, with their hands over their heads, in surrender.…
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (bGlsD)
Valentine’s Day Bloodbath: WaPo Lays Off Workers in Hush-Hush Manner
Media Bistro: http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/washington-post-layoffs-valentines-day_b96626
***
I hate to imagine anyone losing their job but, if it helps to bring about the end of one of the stalwarts of leftist propaganda, then bring it on.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (piMMO)
watch the destruction live
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/solarsystem/features/asteroidflyby.html
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (8sCoq)
Amateur Astronomers Find Planet in Four-Star System
Amateur astronomers find 42 new planets - including a world that could hold life
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NASA chief says agency's goal is Muslim outreach, forgets to mention space
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Kristophr at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (wYVte)
451
This is how to fish http://is.gd/kYIxrZ
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 15, 2013 01:21 PM (QupBk)
No, this is how you fish.
http://tinyurl.com/b6nokdq
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (81UWZ)
Oh for the love...
Tell me you're joking. Please.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 01:32 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 01:32 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (673KB)
Hey! I found some in my back yard!
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (Sg0G/)
I heard on one of the alphabet channel newscasts that the Asteroid is
going to pass through earths atmosphere. Great fact checking boys.
I still remember the graphic CNN had up when Columbia was lost.....they said it was traveling at 15 X the speed of light.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (KESFj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:34 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 01:34 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Kristophr at February 15, 2013 01:34 PM (wYVte)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:35 PM (bfYGd)
Watch it live!
http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2
PS - Talking about a devastating EMP or solar storm, it is true that it would cause inconvenience, but it's not like the people living in the Solomon Islands or the jungles of Borneo are going to care much, or change their lifestyles one whit.
Humanity will endure.
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 01:36 PM (UaxA0)
SMOD entered atmosphere at 18km/sec
energy released estimated to be 'hundreds of kilotons'
size approx 15m
mass 7k tons
fireball brighter than the sun
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 01:36 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Kristophr at February 15, 2013 01:36 PM (wYVte)
Posted by: Ancient Aliens, on the "History" Channel at February 15, 2013 01:37 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Cass Sunstein at February 15, 2013 01:37 PM (Sg0G/)
Posted by: Xavier at February 15, 2013 01:37 PM (gkfvW)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (FcR7P)
That one is of volcanic origin. Mt.Mazama blew her top, and scattered ash for hundreds of miles. A bigger blast than St. Helens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 01:38 PM (673KB)
Posted by: Kristophr at February 15, 2013 01:38 PM (wYVte)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:39 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (KESFj)
That's just silly. According to CNN it was going 18x the speed of light.
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 01:39 PM (fWAjv)
It was on in the background so I wasn't paying full attention but it sure sounded like that's what they said.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 01:40 PM (81UWZ)
It's in fucking Oregon, dammit. Ignorant caltards spew bad info. The also invaded Oregon and are still spewing bad votes.
This is what happens when you let excessive libertarianism dissuade you from doing the right thing: throwing caltard immigrants into giant scorpion pits.
Posted by: Kristophr at February 15, 2013 01:41 PM (wYVte)
Music of the Spheres, the cosmos is orderly. Comets have been explained
by Newton also. So a meteor impact was outside their box.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:32 PM (bfYGd)
And there are well-recognized extinct volcanos in Arizona near Flagstaff, so the general idea would not be ridiculous.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 01:41 PM (673KB)
Posted by: Palmer at February 15, 2013 01:41 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 01:43 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 15, 2013 01:44 PM (i7B17)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:46 PM (bfYGd)
Looks like that JPL livestream chat server has crashed.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 01:46 PM
Must be Raj Koothrapali Skypeing with his parents in India again
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 01:52 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 01:54 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 02:02 PM (mCvL4)
http://tinyurl.com/b6nokdq
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (da5Wo)
Well, I got to say, there ain't nothing shabby about her bait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 02:03 PM (673KB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 02:03 PM (bfYGd)
One 94-year-old veteran of the Great Patriotic War was seen running through the streets of whatever town this happened near, his pants obviously soiled, screaming "ÍÅÌÖÛ ÈÄÓÒ!!!!!!!!!!!! ÍÅÌÖÛ ÈÄÓÒ!!!!!!!!!!!!" ("THE GERMANS ARE COMING, THE GERMANS ARE COMING!!!!!!!"
He then collapsed and died of an apparent heart attack. This being Russia, his body was soon covered in pidgeon shit, and nobody came to remove it for a proper burial.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 15, 2013 02:04 PM (03IDC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 02:06 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 02:10 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 15, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)
Yeah thank God Barry is at the helm...
we're ready for smod eh?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 15, 2013 02:12 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 02:13 PM (bfYGd)
Could you imagine how the muzzies would be going apeshit had these meteors flown over a Middle East country?
JOOOOOO METEORS !!!!
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 01:15 PM (mCvL4)
Or some asshole goat fucker would be at the right place at the right time, a crowd would claim he came from the crater and a new muhammed would be born
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 02:20 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 02:24 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 02:25 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 02:27 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 15, 2013 02:30 PM (LRFds)
We call it a national hysteria, they call it "Friday" comrade.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 15, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)
Indeed.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 15, 2013 02:33 PM (03IDC)
NASA news conference supposed to be streaming at 4pm eastern.
Posted by: Synova at February 15, 2013 03:30 PM (7/PU+)
Posted by: MacCready at February 15, 2013 05:21 PM (PMGbu)
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