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1 The first dump!

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:25 AM (GQ8sn)

2 What fresh hell does this morning bring?

Posted by: toby928© steal other people's lines at February 15, 2013 09:26 AM (evdj2)

3 Generational theft article comes up ok. No paywall for me.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:26 AM (GQ8sn)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 09:26 AM (8y9MW)

5 So Rand Paul is catching crap from the Paulbots for voting NO on Hagel.

Color me shocked.


Good morning, morons.

Posted by: Y-not at February 15, 2013 09:27 AM (5H6zj)

6 The Sheila Jackson Lee thing is despicable. When I read about that the other day I actually fractured my orbital bone from rolling my eyes so hard. The woman has no sense of decency.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:28 AM (4df7R)

7 Meanwhile, my asshat Senator Hatch voted Present.

Posted by: Y-not at February 15, 2013 09:28 AM (5H6zj)

8 EC- case you missed my answer downthread.

>>>How much per round?

$.44 before shipping. It's
Israeli origin. Brass is not all shiny and stuff, but Federal
distributes it, and I zeroed my scope last week with it. All good stuff methinks.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 09:28 AM (4Mv1T)

9 Germany, Spain Set To Pull The Plug On Green Energy



Meanwhile here the commies all still screaming for "green" to put of the phony global warming scam. As I have said repeatedly, the only people pushing the AGW shit now are the lying jackal politicians who use it as an excuse for tax increases.

Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2013 09:30 AM (53z96)

10 #7 He learned that from Obama. The "present" President.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:30 AM (wbmaj)

11 The woman has no sense of decency.

She's not required to.

Black Democrats have been exempted from standards of common decency and behavior by several acts of Congress.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 09:30 AM (F3G1y)

12 So, SJL used to be a slave.
JJJr is gonne throw his wife under the bus in a plea deal.
And SMOD is 5 hours out.
It's gonna be a great day to quit smoking glue.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 09:30 AM (bTPOR)

13 So the A350 had the same battery. Interesting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 09:30 AM (bfYGd)

14 >What fresh hell does this morning bring?


incoming SMODs

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 09:30 AM (8sCoq)

15 #11 I need to fatten up Megyn Kelly and Kirsten Powers-then make my final decision as to whom will be "chopped."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:31 AM (wbmaj)

16 I mentioned this in the earlier thread. Leaving in a little while for the hospital for the 6th operation/procedure in the last 12 months. Lythotripsy today (3rd in 6 months). 3 throat surgeries thrown in just for fun. Anyway the point is, I don't think you all appreciate how much the daily humor helps me and I'm sure others as well. All this stuff is really starting to suck. Not to mention cost like a mfer. So thanks for the uplift. Later.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 15, 2013 09:31 AM (tlhtD)

17 Sheila Jackson Lee, in Congress: 'I Stand Here as a Freed Slave'




All you crackas think that slavery ended with the Civil War. Your racism makes you think that. No honky gave her, her freedom. It ended with the coronation of his majesty Barry.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 09:31 AM (1Jaio)

18 > All this stuff is really starting to suck. Not to mention cost like a mfer. So thanks for the uplift. Later.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 15, 2013 09:31 AM (tlhtD)

best wishes for a speedy recovery

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 09:32 AM (8sCoq)

19 The Daily Mail has upped the SMOD injury total to 950.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 09:33 AM (zoehZ)

20 #17 Detroit, Philadlphia, Baltimore, Minneapolis, New York, Buffalo, Dearborn, etc., etc. Proof the South did win the War of Northern Aggression.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:33 AM (wbmaj)

21 weirdflunky: Good luck with the operation! I sincerely hope you'll not need any more. I can't even imagine how exhausting that must be for you and yours. God bless!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:33 AM (4df7R)

22 Germany, Spain Set To Pull The Plug On Green Energy






How can they? It's been such a raging success for them. Barry says it's the wave of the future. And look at all of the success he's had with investing pissing away tax dollars on "green" companies. At least of the donor variety

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 09:33 AM (1Jaio)

23 LaRue Tactical has Aimpoint PROs in stock for $420. Link in name.

Posted by: Beldar Conehead at February 15, 2013 09:33 AM (s2YIg)

24 It wasn't just redistricting that gave Republicans their House majority



And if they don't pull their heads out of their ass it won't be redistricting that gives it to the Dems either.

Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (53z96)

25 16 I mentioned this in the earlier thread. Leaving in a little while for the hospital for the 6th operation/procedure in the last 12 months. Lythotripsy today (3rd in 6 months).

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Ouch, weirdflunky! Take care.

Posted by: Y-not at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (5H6zj)

26 FNC reporting 20' crater found

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (8sCoq)

27 17 TQM,

I do so wish my ancestors who fought with the Ohio Volunteers to free evidently young Ms Sheila Jackson-Lee-Worf from slavery were alive to hear her bray....


I suspect they'd lynch her.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (LRFds)

28 No honky gave her, her freedom. It ended with the coronation of his majesty Barry

Who got 51% of the honky vote.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (F3G1y)

29 #17 Django Jackson Lee Unchained. Oh, the irony-a black woman named Jackson Lee.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (wbmaj)

30 Take care weirdflunky.
Prayers for you and yours.

And what in the hell is a "Friday Monring News Dump"
Damn decoder ring is on the fritz again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (bTPOR)

31 EC- case you missed my answer downthread.


Saw it. My local Gander Mountain has that brand. I managed to grab a couple boxes before some asshole guy swept the entire table of boxes into his cart with his arm. A bunch of other customers was about ready to kick his ass for that.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:35 AM (GQ8sn)

32 ((weirdflunky))

Posted by: phoenixgirl, happy St. Valentine's Day at February 15, 2013 09:36 AM (GVxQo)

33 LaRue Tactical has Aimpoint PROs in stock for $420. Link in name.

I have that one too. It's frickin' sweet. Basically the exact same as the more expensive sight and it comes with a mount! Can't beat that deal.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:36 AM (GQ8sn)

34 Wow. SMOD sent out a SMODlet to soften things up, I see. 2:24 p.m. ET should be "interesting" today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 09:36 AM (UOM48)

35 Formal charges against Jesse Jackson Jr. could be filed as soon as
Friday and Tuesday at the latest. His plea has also implicated his wife,
leading to tax fraud charges against her.




Welcome to the Shakedown Inc crime family.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 15, 2013 09:36 AM (P4869)

36 weirdflunky,
Prayin for ya my friend.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:36 AM (l86i3)

37 Hey y'all, I have it from an unnamed yet reliable source that Marco Rubio's water bottle is going to be named Time Magazine's "Man of the Year."

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 15, 2013 09:37 AM (YYJjz)

38 That story about the Illinois officer freeing the deer with the locked antlers is awesome. Good for him!

This quoted excerpt from the original Daily Mail article, though, is so fucking typical:


Reaction to the video posted by the department’s Facebook page is varied with some crying animal abuse and others praising the sharp shooting that potentially spared both animals’ their lives.


Animal abuse? WTF are you jabbering about, idiots? Deer lose their antlers every year. It's not like you're amputating a limb or otherwise inhibiting their ability to survive on their own. Would it have been preferable to allow them to remain tangled and thus starve to death?

Fucking idiots.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:37 AM (4df7R)

39 Animal abuse? WTF are you jabbering about, idiots? Deer lose their
antlers every year. It's not like you're amputating a limb or otherwise
inhibiting their ability to survive on their own. Would it have been
preferable to allow them to remain tangled and thus starve to death?



Maybe he should have burned them to death.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:38 AM (GQ8sn)

40 >>>LaRue Tactical has Aimpoint PROs in stock for $42o

I think someone else on last night's ONT bought one, too. I looked briefly on line and the prices seem to be all over the board. Also looks like a nice piece of tactical gear. Sadly, I'll be directed to start sleeping under the porch if I spend any more of my nickels and dimes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 09:38 AM (4Mv1T)

41 Fucking idiots.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:37 AM (4df7R)

Some people just need stuff to bitch about whether it makes sense or not.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:38 AM (l86i3)

42 Would it have been preferable to allow them to remain tangled and thus starve to death?

They should have been brought to one of our kill shelters where they could have safely and humanely been put down.

Posted by: PETA at February 15, 2013 09:39 AM (DrWcr)

43 Sheila Jackson Lee: "Wasn't she a jeopardy champion? "I'll take great black astrophysicists for $100, Alex."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:39 AM (wbmaj)

44 Maybe he should have burned them to death.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:38 AM (GQ8sn)

Works for us!

Posted by: LAPD at February 15, 2013 09:39 AM (DrWcr)

45 Germany, Spain Set To Pull The Plug On Green Energy

That should be especially fun in Germany, given that after the Fukushima meltdown in Japan they effectively shut down all their nuclear power plants.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:39 AM (4df7R)

46 Who got 51% of the honky vote.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (F3G1y)



And they still hate them and have a long list of grievances against them and liberal guilt will never will end no matter what happens.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (1Jaio)

47 Sheila Jackson Lee: "Wasn't she a jeopardy champion? "I'll take great black astrophysicists for $100, Alex."
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:39 AM (wbmaj)

She couldn't win a Candyland tournament.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (l86i3)

48
"LaRue Tactical has Aimpoint PROs in stock for $420. Link in name."

Damn you.
My wife is going to kill me again.

Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (4I3Uo)

49 If you haven't read the MN gun story, do it. The hubris from the Dem legislators is mindboggling.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (4df7R)

50 Can a meteor strike damage my antlers?

Posted by: A concerned deer at February 15, 2013 09:41 AM (vRbhj)

51 I heard Monty's (DOOM) brother on the radio talking housing prices. He doesn't believe the crap that the emperor's entourage is selling.

http://www.businessinsider.com/author/keith-jurow

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 09:41 AM (81UWZ)

52 "It Wasn't Just Redistricting That Gave Republicans Their House Majority"


So what about the overwhelming victories in the midterm in the House prior to redistricting? Liberals pushing this stupid argument never can seem to answer that question.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 15, 2013 09:41 AM (DvVVN)

53 Damn you.
My wife is going to kill me again.

Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (4I3Uo)


*hand inching toward gun* You sayin' you're a zombie there, chief?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:41 AM (4df7R)

54 Do flying squid pose a threat to my well-being?

Posted by: A concerned deer at February 15, 2013 09:42 AM (4df7R)

55 The Russian Academy of Sciences estimates the meteor weighed about 10 tonnes and entered the Earth's atmosphere at a speed of at least 33,000mph - 15 times the speed of a rifle bullet - and shattered up to 32 miles above ground.

Meteors typically cause sizeable sonic booms when they enter the atmosphere because they are travelling much faster than the speed of sound.

The defence ministry said it had identified a six metre crater near a lake in this region and has sent soldiers to the site of the impact.

The emergencies ministry said that 20,000 rescue workers had been dispatched to help the injured and locate those needing help.

There were reports of traffic in the Urals city of Chelyabinsk grinding to a halt and people seeking shelter in buildings as the fireballs lit up the sky.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 09:43 AM (8sCoq)

56 She couldn't win a Candyland tournament.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (l86i3)


She couldn't win a game of Solitaire.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:43 AM (4df7R)

57
"Reaction to the video posted by the department’s Facebook page is varied with some crying animal abuse and others praising the sharp shooting that potentially spared both animals’ their lives."

Perhaps these douchebags are under the impression that the officer could have just waded inbetween those deer and unlocked the antlers manually without getting kicked, slashed, and trampled to death. Yeah...idiots.

Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 09:44 AM (4I3Uo)

58 She couldn't win a Candyland tournament.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (l86i3)

She'd just want to ban the game for referencing candy.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 09:44 AM (DrWcr)

59 The Russian Academy of Sciences estimates the meteor weighed about 10 tonnes and entered the Earth's atmosphere at a speed of at least 33,000mph - 15 times the speed of a rifle bullet - and shattered up to 32 miles above ground.

ASSAULT METEOR!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:44 AM (4df7R)

60 Good googly moogly that is one f'ing ugly shotty.



http://tinyurl.com/b49oqju

Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (fWAjv)

61 The hubris from the Dem legislators is mindboggling.

I wish I could say I was surprised by it.

Okay, MN Morons- time for you to start your own letter-writing campaign.

Just a post card with the bill number and then "MOLON LABE."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (8y9MW)

62 ASSAULT METEOR!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:44 AM (4df7R)

Only if it has a bayonet swivel and thing that goes up to the shoulder.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (DrWcr)

63 Dear Sheila Jackson-Lee (D - Candyland): I would like to be free from slavery as well but you motherfuckers keep holding me in chains until I'm drowning in debt to fund your DC plantation known as the Capitol.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 15, 2013 09:46 AM (Ryac4)

64 Groan. So Rahm may run in '16? One thing you can say about the democommies. They sure have no shortage of nasty cut throats completely lacking in integrity and character, or complete imbeciles, to run for national office. Is there a mail order catalog or something?

Weirdflunky, wishing you a fast recovery!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2013 09:46 AM (ATdet)

65 Only if it has a bayonet swivel and thing that goes up to the shoulder.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (DrWcr)


And the magazine should hold at least 30 meteors.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:46 AM (l86i3)

66 Buy all the ammunition you can hoard/stockpile/store/keep--before Homeland Security buys it all. Quite the spending spree by that nasty looking bull dyke. .

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:46 AM (wbmaj)

67 "The Russian Academy of Sciences estimates the meteor weighed about 10 tonnes and entered the Earth's atmosphere at a speed of at least 33,000mph - 15 times the speed of a rifle bullet - and shattered up to 32 miles above ground."

I knew it. High-capacity assault meteorite.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 15, 2013 09:46 AM (YYJjz)

68 Good googly moogly that is one f'ing ugly shotty.







http://tinyurl.com/b49oqju

Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (fWAjv)



Hahaha!!! It's for the stock only! Everything else in the pic isn't included.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:47 AM (GQ8sn)

69 Perhaps these douchebags are under the impression that the officer could have just waded inbetween those deer and unlocked the antlers manually without getting kicked, slashed, and trampled to death. Yeah...idiots.
Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 09:44 AM (4I3Uo)


Deer are peaceful creatures! They'd never ever ever hurt ANYONE! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "BAMBI!!!!"

Posted by: Shrill PETA dipshit at February 15, 2013 09:47 AM (4df7R)

70 I saw a Kirsten Powers panel yesterday on Foxxy, they debated El Presidente' video response , even the liberal on the panel thought that was some major crack smoking..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 09:47 AM (x59Gv)

71 #64 Ballerinas and Towel Boys for Rahm!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:47 AM (wbmaj)

72 Good googly moogly that is one f'ing ugly shotty.
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (fWAjv)

A bullpup style semi-auto 12-gauge? I dunno, that looks pretty badass to me. It would be better in black instead of silver, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 09:48 AM (DrWcr)

73 Animal abuse? WTF are you jabbering about, idiots?
Deer lose their antlers every year. It's not like you're amputating a
limb or otherwise inhibiting their ability to survive on their own.
Would it have been preferable to allow them to remain tangled and thus
starve to death?



Fucking idiots.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:37 AM (4df7R)

---------
Ever notice the folks most likely to proclaim themselves "environmentalists" usually know the least about it???
Biology..... how does it work??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 09:48 AM (nELVU)

74
russian media is now reporting that the meteor was actually a-

Giant Flying Space Squid!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (G9qZk)

75 I saw a Kirsten Powers panel yesterday on Foxxy, they debated El Presidente' video response , even the liberal on the panel thought that was some major crack smoking..
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 09:47 AM (x59Gv)


The whole water bottle story is so unbelievably petty and stupid that even LIVs think it's dumb. And LIVs are so stupid they drink Windex because they think it's blue raspberry Kool-Aid. We aren't dealing with a bunch of brain trusts here.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (4df7R)

76 Giant Flying Space Squid!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (G9qZk)

Calamari for everyone!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (DrWcr)

77 Barone's redistricting op-ed doesn't bode well for us in terms of future electoral votes. But then, we already knew that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (ATdet)

78 @ 66 thats been going on since 9/11, unfortunatly if you did not buy in early your lead is almost at Gold prices now...besides they need to get that ammo to the Obamma Brown Shirts coming soon..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (x59Gv)

79 #70 The more conservative Kirsten Powers gets, the hotter she looks. Or maybe it's just me. Whatever. She needs a few cheeseburgers. I like to feel hide when I ride.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:50 AM (wbmaj)

80 From The Incredible Shrinking Eurozone...
"The world economy remains sickly, and the doctors don’t know what to do."

Dumbasses.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 09:50 AM (N2yhW)

81
I freed a deer caught in a fence one day. She did not fare so well as the two bucks! Yum! I put a .44 between the eyes and won bragging rights for a head shot at 100 yards! Hunters and fisherman tell lies!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 15, 2013 09:50 AM (UrENZ)

82 The day I left SJL's district was a great day. Of course, if I hadn't moved, I would have still been redistricted out of her district. I was living in a pretty solid republican neighborhood in Houston, but it was in SJL's district. After the 2010 redistricting that neighborhood was zoned out.

SJL is now going to win with even a greater percentage of the vote, but only because we are funneling all the dems into her district.

The benevolence of the government.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 09:50 AM (gmeXX)

83 REPORTS OF HUGE MECHANICAL TRIPODS NEAR CHELYABINSK

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 09:51 AM (8sCoq)

84 That should be especially fun in Germany, given that after the Fukushima
meltdown in Japan they effectively shut down all their nuclear power
plants.


Who doesn't love a good rolling blackout?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 09:51 AM (hO8IJ)

85 Holy shit Morons, I'm seriously contemplating a combo of brain and eye bleach.


Anyone here familiar with the whole "Harlem Shake" youtube thing? Buncha sports teams, especially college ones, doing it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 09:51 AM (da5Wo)

86 "The world economy remains sickly, and the doctors don’t know what to do."Dumbasses.
Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 09:50 AM (N2yhW)


Here's a thought. The Eurozone should contract out to that Illinois cop and have him shoot their tangled economies apart so they can run free.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:51 AM (4df7R)

87
Rollcall from yesterday's Hagel vote:

Question: On the Cloture Motion (Motion to Invoke Cloture on the Nomination of Charles Timothy Hagel)

YEAs - 58

Cochran (R-MS)
Collins (R-ME)
Johanns (R-NE)
Murkowski (R-AK)


Present - 1
Hatch (R-UT)


Not Voting - 1
Vitter (R-LA)


Hatch useless as always. Vitter had a dental appointment or something.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 09:51 AM (kdS6q)

88 Giant Flying Space Squid! Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (G9qZk)


Just as long as it's not a Giant Flying Detachable Space Slug Penis!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:52 AM (4df7R)

89 Oh, forgot to mention that we went to the Bass Pro Shop yesterday and the ammo shelves were practically bare. Completely wiped out of .22 LR. Total insanity.

I did enjoy seeing my first Diamondback rattler close up though.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 15, 2013 09:52 AM (Os+6p)

90 (((weirdflunky)))

Be thinking of you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 09:52 AM (UOM48)

91 #85 Sorry, I stopped at K.C. and the Sunshine Band's "Shake Your Boorty."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:52 AM (wbmaj)

92 #91 Or "Booty."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:52 AM (wbmaj)

93 REPORTS OF HUGE MECHANICAL TRIPODS NEAR CHELYABINSK

It's ok...*cough*...I just need to...*sneeze*...get over there and...*spit*...stand near them.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:53 AM (GQ8sn)

94 How ironic that Barky's ancestors probably sold Sheila Jackass-Lee's ancestors into slavery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 09:53 AM (UOM48)

95 - "The Incredible Shrinking Eurozone"

Elections, laws, regulations, policies and demographics all have severe consequences. And we've devolved into Europe West with much higher crime rates. Not good.

- "MN Democrats Abandon National Conversation On Guns--Literally"

All politics is local.

- "For $57,232 You Get What At Brown University?"

But the left-wing liberal arts (BIRM) academe cabal is so loopy, so lost in space, they won't be able even to grasp the various layers of irony.

- "Jonah Goldberg: A Message To Obama, Served Cold"

Conservatives are expert at relaying or sending various "messages." Liberal Democrats focus on winning elections.

- "Germany, Spain Set To Pull The Plug On Green Energy"

Mugged by reality.

- "Skilled Immigrants On Fast Track To US?"

Why shouldn't they be? Our education systems are turning out vast hordes of unemployable and spoiled-brat liberal arts majors. Meanwhile the likes of India, Indonesia, Malaysia and China are turning out hard-working scientists, engineers, physicians, nurses, IT and MIS professionals and mathematicians. Demand and supply work the same way for labor economics as they do for selling products. We should increase the number of H-1B visas ten-fold. And we should fast track for green cards those of them who want to stay here.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at February 15, 2013 09:53 AM (r2PLg)

96 #98 Yes, some fucking Homeland Security Agent had just bought the place out. WTF?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:53 AM (wbmaj)

97
REPORTS OF HUGE MECHANICAL TRIPODS NEAR CHELYABINSK
Posted by: Jones in CO





#MakingExtraterrestrialLifeWork

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 09:53 AM (kdS6q)

98 Anyone here familiar with the whole "Harlem Shake" youtube thing? Buncha sports teams, especially college ones, doing it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 09:51 AM (da5Wo)


I've heard of it but not seen any video. What the hell is it? I assume by "Harlem Shake" the dance involves holding your hands over your head and wiggling around until all your valuables have shaken out of your pockets?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:54 AM (4df7R)

99 Anyone here familiar with the whole "Harlem Shake" youtube thing? Buncha sports teams, especially college ones, doing it.

----

Not gonna do it. Im still emotionally scarred because i googled "goatboy" because of you guys.


Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 09:55 AM (nELVU)

100 From The Incredible Shrinking Eurozone...
"The world economy remains sickly, and the doctors don’t know what to do."


Yeah, it's a lot harder to "know what to do" when you disqualify the things that might actually work from the outset.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 09:55 AM (8y9MW)

101 I'm sorry but calling the United States the "Homeland" just kind of freaks me out. I see litte mustaches, everywhere.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:55 AM (wbmaj)

102 Several years ago we had a couple of young eagles who got into a tussle and were found sitting on the ground with their talons entwined.

(No, morons, they didn't shoot them apart). A DNR agent wearing very thick gloves pulled them apart. The picture of the two disgruntled eagles sitting side-by-side was hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 09:55 AM (UOM48)

103 I assume by "Harlem Shake" the dance involves holding your hands over your head and wiggling around until all your valuables have shaken out of your pockets?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:54 AM (4df7R)

Yep, I think the biggest performance of that ever happens on April 15th.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (l86i3)

104 FV - How about Mother America?

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (gmeXX)

105 So Drudge is saying obama and the first hag will be vacationing apart from each other, and our dime no doubt.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (9Bj8R)

106 Perfected by Charlie Wrangel: The Harlem Shakedown

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (wbmaj)

107 "The world economy remains sickly, and the doctors don’t know what to do."
That's easy. MOAR TAXES!

Posted by: Dr. Obama at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (DrWcr)

108 Two thumbs up for the swim team "Harlem Shake" vids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkNrSpqUr-E

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (mjR67)

109 #105 He's down with OPP? Yeah, you know me.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (wbmaj)

110 (No, morons, they didn't shoot them apart). A DNR agent wearing very thick gloves pulled them apart. The picture of the two disgruntled eagles sitting side-by-side was hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 09:55 AM (UOM4


Awwww!

I've been bitten by a budgie. That hurt. I can only imagine how much more it would fucking HURT to be bitten by an eagle. That beak and those talons are some SERIOUS hardware. You'd be lucky to walk away with all your fingers.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (4df7R)

111 # MN Democrats Abandon National Conversation On Guns--Literally

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This is a sideshow to what I was going to mention, which is that Minnesota Dims proposed legislation near-identical to what the asshats Dims in Missouri proposed regarding gun-grabbing.

The language of the bills is close enough that it's probably a "Mad Libs" bill, no pun intended, sent from state to state with the proper statutes to be filled into the blanks.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (e0xKF)

112 Anyone here familiar with the whole "Harlem Shake" youtube thing?
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What? I can't keep up with all this stuff. I am busy watching my pirated copies of Girls.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (eEfYn)

113 The Sheila Jackson Lee thing is despicable. When I read about that the other day I actually fractured my orbital bone from rolling my eyes so hard. The woman has no sense of decency.

**pinches MWRs cheek** Decency? From a Democrat? Awww, MWR, you're so cute!

Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (zF6Iw)

114 So Drudge is saying obama and the first hag will be vacationing apart from each other, and our dime no doubt.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (9Bj8R)

Plus, the fare to Kashyyk is simply astronomical.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (DrWcr)

115 >>>Giant Flying Space Squid

Thats-a spicy meat-a-ball

Posted by: Italian guy with a curly mustache at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (3ZtZW)

116 It is alarming when your Big 5 Sporting Goods Flyer has not 1 bullet or shot shell on Special for the week, That means the pedestrians will have limited ammo...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (x59Gv)

117 #104 Like when that jug eared half-breed refers to "my people." Who might that be?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (wbmaj)

118 105 So Drudge is saying obama and the first hag will be vacationing apart from each other, and our dime no doubt.

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Where will each be going? Man's Country and Kashyyyk, respectively?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (e0xKF)

119 So Drudge is saying obama and the first hag will be vacationing apart from each other, and our dime no doubt


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I don't blame them, I wouldn't want to spend a vacation with either one of them.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (gmeXX)

120 Happy Half Price Chocolate Day everyone!


I was pondering the medals for drone operators and I don't have a problem with some type of recognition but a combat medal seems a bit much.


Also, I hereby decree that all meteors, asteroids, whathaveyou that are not near ELE or ELE size be called SMODlets. So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (VtjlW)

121 I've heard of it but not seen any video. What the
hell is it? I assume by "Harlem Shake" the dance involves holding your
hands over your head and wiggling around until all your valuables have
shaken out of your pockets?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:54 AM (4df7R)


I have no idea how it got started. Basically all the vids follow the same pattern. Starts with guys going about their normal business, except there's one guy randomly in the background dancing. Then chaos breaks out.
My best friend is the head assistant for D2 baseball team. They did a video.
It's a bit disturbing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (da5Wo)

122 114 So Drudge is saying obama and the first hag will be vacationing apart from each other, and our dime no doubt.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (9Bj8R)

Plus, the fare to Kashyyk is simply astronomical.

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Dammit, you beat me to that one...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 09:59 AM (e0xKF)

123
Meanwhile, in Hell:

Muslim women will no longer be required to remove religious head coverings in front of male deputies while in Orange County Sheriff's Department custody and will be provided temporary headscarves as part of an agreement between the department and the ACLU of Southern California.

The settlement ends a lawsuit between the county and Souhair Khatib, an Anaheim resident who claimed her religious freedom was infringed upon when she was forced to remove her headscarf, known as a hijab, while she was booked and in custody at a local court holding facility in 2006.

"It means that religious freedom will not end at the doors of the Orange County courthouse," said Mark Rosenbaum, chief counsel of the American Civil Liberties Union of Southern California.




On a lighter note, Ms. Khatib then brutally murdered Mr. Rosenbaum.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 09:59 AM (kdS6q)

124 I tried to buy ammo at a local gun store. But the Homeland Security Agent working the register refused to sell me any.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 09:59 AM (wbmaj)

125 **pinches MWRs cheek** Decency? From a Democrat? Awww, MWR, you're so cute!
Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (zF6Iw)


*whiiiiine* I'm not a kid anymore, you guuuuuys! *rubbing cheek and pouting*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:59 AM (4df7R)

126 The language of the bills is close enough that it's probably a "Mad
Libs" bill, no pun intended, sent from state to state with the proper
statutes to be filled into the blanks.


That would be a great FIAF thread.

"We propose the [adjective] [noun] be banned from [place] because [adjective] [plural noun] are being [past tense verb] and this is not acceptable."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (hO8IJ)

127 Where will each be going? Man's Country and Kashyyyk, respectively?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (e0xKF)


*SNORT* If only. Bammy's going to Palm Beach, Mooch is jetting to Aspen.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (4df7R)

128 #118 the Obamas have decided they want the same thning: someone else.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (wbmaj)

129 Mooch is jetting to Aspen.

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I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

Posted by: Harry Dunne at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (e0xKF)

130 >>>REPORTS OF HUGE MECHANICAL TRIPODS NEAR CHELYABINSK

Oh, the Humanity!

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (3ZtZW)

131 ya know what caused the meteor showers??? Global warming. And Jooooss. But mostly Joooos.

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (Dnbau)

132 Posted by: weirdflunky at February 15, 2013 09:31 AM (tlhtD)

Glad we could help even a little bit, WF. Prayers for you.

Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (zF6Iw)

133 *SNORT* If only. Bammy's going to Palm Beach, Mooch is jetting to Aspen.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (4df7R)

SOOOO, who is running the show?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (l86i3)

134 Present.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (wbmaj)

135 and will be provided temporary headscarves as part of an agreement between the department and the ACLU of Southern California.

How much money is the family of the first woman who commits suicide with her prison-issue headscarf going to get?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (hO8IJ)

136 SOOOO, who is running the show?

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Bitch, please.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (e0xKF)

137 SOOOO, who is running the show?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (l86i3)

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Valerie Jarrett..... same as any other day.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (nELVU)

138 Bitch, please.
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (e0xKF)

LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (l86i3)

139 SOOOO, who is running the show?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (l86i3)


Why, the head of the country, of course. Ratface Jarrett.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (4df7R)

140 Also, I hereby decree that all meteors, asteroids,
whathaveyou that are not near ELE or ELE size be called SMODlets. So
shall it be written, so shall it be done.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (VtjlW


Beat you with "SMODlet" upthread. *sticks out tongue and runs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (UOM48)

141
101I'm sorry but calling the United States the "Homeland" just kind of freaks me out. I see litte mustaches, everywhere


It's been creepy ever since GWB repeated it ad nauseum in the aftermath of 9/11. It just doesn't set right and it never will.

Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (4I3Uo)

142 #129 I got a John Deere letter once.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (wbmaj)

143 How much money is the family of the first woman who commits suicide with her prison-issue headscarf going to get?


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (hO8IJ)


Double what the woman who was forced to remove hers got.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (da5Wo)

144 BCochran, sorry about last night. Things got out of hand and beyond my control.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (GQ8sn)

145 LOL! I see we're all in agreement on who wears the pants in the White House.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (4df7R)

146 142 #129 I got a John Deere letter once.

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Those your skis? Both of them?

Posted by: Harry Dunne at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (e0xKF)

147 (pops head out of barrel) It' Friday yayyyyyy!SCCCHHHHKLOOOORK (pop)
I'm free, I'm free!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:03 AM (uhftQ)

148 @136 Valeri , Bernadett and Bill Ayers

Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 10:03 AM (x59Gv)

149 >Also, I hereby decree that all meteors, asteroids, whathaveyou that are
not near ELE or ELE size be called SMODlets. So shall it be written,
so shall it be done.


No MINISMOD?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:03 AM (8sCoq)

150 Happy Half Price Chocolate Day everyone!

I bought TWO heart boxes of Hershey's Kisses, all for me. One for work, one for home.

*om nom nom!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:03 AM (4df7R)

151 147 (pops head out of barrel) It' Friday yayyyyyy!SCCCHHHHKLOOOORK (pop)
I'm free, I'm free!

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You look like Kuato coming out of that damn thing.

Will you say "Quaid... use the reactor!" for us?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:03 AM (e0xKF)

152 speed of sound about 600mph or 6 seconds per mile
meteorite bursts at 15 to 18 miles altitude
sounds takes 90 to 108 seconds to reach ground

Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 10:03 AM (e8kgV)

153 Bitch, please. Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (e0xKF)
Of course you're in charge, sweetheart, of course you are. *pats on head*

Posted by: George Soros at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (DrWcr)

154 #146 Goddamit, I'm blind and someone killed my parakeet. Poor "Tweety."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (wbmaj)

155 145 LOL! I see we're all in agreement on who wears the pants in the White House.

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I'd go with "wears the strap-on", given the attitudes of all involved.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (e0xKF)

156
Will you say "Quaid... use the reactor!" for us?


Open your mind....to me!

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (GQ8sn)

157 (pops head out of barrel) It' Friday yayyyyyy!SCCCHHHHKLOOOORK (pop)

I'm free, I'm free!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:03 AM (uhftQ)



Wow, you were in there a while, Tilikum! *wrinkles nose* You might want to take a bath. Or, you know, flop around in the briny deep, as Killer Whales are wont to do.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (4df7R)

158 I was told there would be no math

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (Dnbau)

159 So when is the next Hagel vote?

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (gmeXX)

160
144
BCochran, sorry about last night. Things got out of hand and beyond my control.


Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (GQ8sn)



Lol. Hopefully in a good way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (da5Wo)

161 Ohhh. I should put on pants and go buy chocolate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 10:05 AM (hO8IJ)

162 I'm having Valentine candy for breakfast. Yum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:05 AM (UOM48)

163 161 Ohhh. I should put on pants and go buy chocolate.

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Tease.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:05 AM (e0xKF)

164 Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (GQ8sn)

Where's the video?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 10:05 AM (GsoHv)

165 My BF Barry and I are spending the weekend together! Beard Michelle is off our gaydar! You serfs are paying for it all - thanks!!! LOL!!!

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 15, 2013 10:05 AM (ypzqs)

166 You look like Kuato coming out of that damn thing. Will you say "Quaid... use the reactor!" for us?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge
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Why not? I've done everything else.
QUAID...use the reactor!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (uhftQ)

167 why are pants necessary for chocolate?

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (Dnbau)

168 I'd go with "wears the strap-on", given the attitudes of all involved.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (e0xKF)



You're right. Make it so.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (4df7R)

169 ...calling the United States the "Homeland" just kind of freaks me out.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia

Ditto. Have always hated that phrase. Thanks W.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (N2yhW)

170 >I was told there would be no math

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (Dnbau)

With all these dad-gum SMODs flying around, math becomes very important

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (8sCoq)

171 During the Space Shuttle launches the crowd was 5 miles or more away.
It took at least 30 seconds for the sound of the launch to get to the spectators.

Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (e8kgV)

172 With all these dad-gum SMODs flying around, math becomes very important
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (8sCoq)

After SMOD hits, math will be irrelevant.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:07 AM (DrWcr)

173 With all these dad-gum SMODs flying around, math becomes very important


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (8sCoq)


Or very irrelevant.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:07 AM (da5Wo)

174 Lol. Hopefully in a good way.

Heh...hopefully I can get around to it tonight.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

175 why are pants necessary for chocolate?
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (Dnbau)


Because if you don't wear them you'll get arrested for public indecency before you can get back home to EAT your chocolate. And I think we can all agree that delayed chocolate gratification is a human rights violation.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (4df7R)

176 >>>calling the United States the "Homeland" just kind of freaks me out.

Got it. We'll switch it to Motherland.

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (3ZtZW)

177
Ditto. Have always hated that phrase. Thanks W


x100. I thought we already liked and used the term 'civil defense'.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (UrENZ)

178 Mooch to Barry: Milk or Dark chocolate?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (wbmaj)

179 An influx of highly skilled and driven immigrants looking to generate
wealth and jobs would be a major boon for the economy, and it’s safe to
say that it could use a boost right now.


FYWRM - nobody ever touts letting in a bunch that compete in their particular rice bowl. The rest of the world is full of drooling reporters, corrupt politicians, etc. why don't we import some and save money.

Posted by: DaveA at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (6YLIm)

180 She couldn't win a game of Solitaire.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:43 AM (4df7R)


She couldn't spell 'win' if you spotted her theW andN and let her choose a vowel.

Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)

181 >After SMOD hits, math will be irrelevant.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:07 AM (DrWcr)


We'll be swinging large bones at each other, fighting over access to watering holes

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (8sCoq)

182 ...calling the United States the "Homeland" just kind of freaks me out. Posted by: Fourth Virginia

Me, too. I've never understood the reasoning behind using that term. Would it have been so awful to call it something like "The Department of Domestic Security?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (4df7R)

183 x100. I thought we already liked and used the term 'civil defense'.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (UrENZ)


I don't think either side has plans to be Civil.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (l86i3)

184 Because if you don't wear them you'll get arrested
for public indecency before you can get back home to EAT your chocolate.
And I think we can all agree that delayed chocolate gratification is a
human rights violation.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (4df7R)


I think it depends on how good said person looks without the pants.


Heather, let us help you make the determination.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (da5Wo)

185 Would it have been so awful to call it something like "The Department of Domestic Security?"

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Call the goddamn thing CTU and be done with it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (e0xKF)

186
Singer Chubby Checker, 71, is in a twist over a software app that bears his name and is used to estimate the size of a man's penis based on his shoe size. He's not dancing; he's suing.

The singer, whose real name is Ernest Evans, filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against Hewlett Packard and Palm Inc. in federal court in Fort Pierce, Fla., on Tuesday, over the app called "The Chubby Checker."

USAToday



This parallel universe we live in just gets weirder and weirder.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (kdS6q)

187 I got care if it's in poor taste--Joan Rivers calling Mooch "Blackie-O." Fucking awesome.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (wbmaj)

188 We'll be swinging large bones at each other, fighting over access to watering holes
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (8sCoq)


Well, I hear there's a nice new crater out in Russia that should serve as a dandy watering hole when the End Times arrive.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (4df7R)

189 Call the goddamn thing CTU and be done with it.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (e0xKF)

There's NO TIME!

Posted by: Jack Bauer at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (DrWcr)

190 >Would it have been so awful to call it something like "The Department of Domestic Security?"


Too KGB-y

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (8sCoq)

191 Because if you don't wear them you'll get arrested

for public indecency before you can get back home to EAT your chocolate.



You don't need pants! Trust me!

Posted by: Augustus Gloop at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (GQ8sn)

192 How about "Land of the Free and Home of the Brave"? Ha, ha. No that won't work, that went out of fashion a while back.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (N2yhW)

193 So, Jesse Jackson Jr.'s plea deal will expose his wife to criminal charges???

Wow, I knew Chicago machine politics was hardball, but that's a beanball to the fucking skull.

Me likey!!!

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (wtvvX)

194 Wow, you were in there a while, Tilikum! *wrinkles nose* You might want to take a bath. Or, you know, flop around in the briny deep, as Killer Whales are wont to do.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

As God is my witness, I will never widden the site again.
Anyone know a good psychiatrist? Either that or someone with a
CAT Scanner and a power drill?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:11 AM (uhftQ)

195 >Well, I hear there's a nice new crater out in Russia that should serve as a dandy watering hole when the End Times arrive.


I will cover it with saplings and pine boughs and call it home

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:11 AM (8sCoq)

196 187 I got care if it's in poor taste--Joan Rivers calling Mooch "Blackie-O." Fucking awesome.

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How much can they really do to Joan Rivers that Johnny Carson and fate didn't do first?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:11 AM (e0xKF)

197 She couldn't spell 'win' if you spotted her theW andN and let her choose a vowel.
Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)


Yes I would!

N-A-W

HAH! Suck it, Reichwingers!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, elected government representative at February 15, 2013 10:11 AM (4df7R)

198 I predicted after the last coronation, we'd see TFG and Mooch taking more and more vacations.

Mooch has given up lecturing and haranguing us, and any pretense of "caring" about the military. Hopefully her stupid garden will fill up with weeds.

It's Party Time! on our dime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:11 AM (UOM48)

199 @186: LOL.

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 10:11 AM (wtvvX)

200
"Friday Monring News Dump"
just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is? wait I know, it means "Fuck you Guido thats what." by BenK. lol.
is it just me that seems to get that answer? I'm just sayin....

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 10:12 AM (XLuH2)

201 Where's the video?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 10:05 AM (GsoHv)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7KIUEBKh-g

Posted by: Augustus Gloop at February 15, 2013 10:12 AM (GQ8sn)

202 I was told in Obamamerica math was unneccessary. Burn the math witch!!

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (Dnbau)

203 sockoff

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (GQ8sn)

204 We'll switch it to Motherland.
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Out of deference to our feminists it should be Fatherland.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (eEfYn)

205 I got care if it's in poor taste--Joan Rivers calling Mooch "Blackie-O." Fucking awesome.


Rivers is the funniest bitch alive. Makes Betty White look like aunt Bea.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (l86i3)

206 TRIPODS ATTACK CHELYABINSK; THOUSANDS FLEE

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (8sCoq)

207 I got care if it's in poor taste--Joan Rivers calling Mooch "Blackie-O." Fucking awesome.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (wbmaj)


OMG I love it. LOVE IT.

Joan Rivers irritates the hell out of me most of the time, but you've got to say this for her: she's the honey badger of female comedians. She just doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (4df7R)

208 I predict space aliens shall emerge from that Russina meteorite crater.

I, for one, welcome our new meteor-borne overlords...

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (wtvvX)

209 just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is?

It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (DrWcr)

210 >Out of deference to our feminists it should be Fatherland.


Moocherland is more apropos

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (8sCoq)

211 This photo at Breitbart will peg your rage meter to elebenty-billion:



http://www.breitbart.com/big-peace

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (UOM48)

212 is it just me that seems to get that answer? I'm just sayin....
Posted by: Guido
***

No, but I don't want to talk about my mom.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (uhftQ)

213 209just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is?

It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (DrWcr)Wow....is it an ocean dweller like Flying Squid?

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 10:15 AM (XLuH2)

214 From Germany, Spain Set To Pull The Plug On Green Energy
"Actually all the Spanish government is thing to do is stay in power, and in order to do so, it must stop demanding that its people pay for the development of financial black hole industries."
Proof positive that not only do "black holes" exist, but they can be manufactured .. at a price.

Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 10:15 AM (e8kgV)

215 Would it have been so awful to call it something like "The Department of Domestic Security?"

---
That could be confused with the Social Security Administration. How about Department of Defense?

Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 10:15 AM (eEfYn)

216
209
just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is?



It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (DrWcr)


Wow. We really don't read the site, do we?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:15 AM (da5Wo)

217
Run Rahm Run!!

I'll say it until I'm blue in the face (but red in the heart), Emanuel doesn't seem to realize the reason you could elect Barack Obama and not him is because Obama is black. The nation will IMMEDIATELY see what a hateful, rotten little socialist Emanuel is, and if he gets nominated he will kill their movement.

The Preeze got elected because WE THE PEOPLE wanted to show we aren't afraid of black people. Fine, but socialists will be the death of us all.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 10:15 AM (TOk1P)

218 We'll switch it to Motherland.----Out of deference to our feminists it should be Fatherland.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (eEfYn)

Out of deference to the LGBQTWTFBBQ crowd, shouldn't it be gender-neutral? Or gender-bent?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:15 AM (DrWcr)

219 Dammit. Off, Ray Bolger sock.

Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 10:15 AM (zF6Iw)

220 Anyone know a good psychiatrist? Either that or someone with a CAT Scanner and a power drill?
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:11 AM (uhftQ)


I daresay one of the Horde could provide the power drill. As for the CAT scan, there's gotta be an app for that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (4df7R)

221
FFS

President Barack Obama’s proposal to increase the minimum wage will give a boost to union members who already earn more than the current federal minimum of $7.25 an hour.

Many unions in the retail and service industries have negotiated provisions into contracts that would boost union salaries in the event of minimum wage increases, according to a study from labor watchdog Center for Union Facts (CUF).

“Some union contracts are triggered by raising minimum wage,” CUF Managing Director J. Justin Wilson said. “The workers are going to get an automatic wage hikes in addition to what they would already get.”



http://freebeacon.com/unions-back-wage-hike/

Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (LpQbZ)

222 >>>Moocherland is more apropos

Vato-land? for Commiefornia, maybe

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (3ZtZW)

223 209just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is?It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (DrWcr)Wow....is it an ocean dweller like Flying Squid?
***

It's a type of weasel.
It would be cookl if it could fly by shooting water from it's butt.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (uhftQ)

224 SJL looks damn good for a woman of over 150 years old...wonder what her secret is?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (7ObY1)

225
Why Being a Quitter Is a Good Sign for the Economy

You only quit a job when you feel you can find something better. And in December, more Americans felt confident enough to pack up their desks and look for employment elsewhere than at any time since the start of the Great Recession.

TIME




Or -- people could be jumping ship from the high tax blue states and heading for the Red Republics, current job be damned.

Here in CA, seeing a lot of off-season move outs over the last few months.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (kdS6q)

226 Beat you with "SMODlet" upthread. *sticks out tongue and runs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (UOM4



It's because of your intelligence and wit. Chocolate?

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (VtjlW)

227 108
Two thumbs up for the swim team "Harlem Shake" vids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkNrSpqUr-E


Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (mjR67)

So wrong, on so very many levels.
105
So Drudge is saying obama and the first hag will be vacationing apart from each other, and our dime no doubt.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (9Bj8R)

They don't have to pretend anymore. Wonder if Reggie is going with Barry?

Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 10:17 AM (RD7QR)

228 >>>>I freed a deer caught in a fence one day. She did not fare so well as
the two bucks! Yum! I put a .44 between the eyes and won bragging rights
for a head shot at 100 yards! Hunters and fisherman tell lies!<<<

A bunch of the lads and I were running around on a river island with paintball guns when I happened upon a buck caught in a fence. I set him free, no worse for wear, with a giant orange splotch on his ass.

Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (WM+rJ)

229
SJL looks damn good for a woman of over 150 years old...wonder what her secret is?
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It's the hair styling that does it.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (eEfYn)

230 Also, I hereby decree that all meteors, asteroids, whathaveyou that are not near ELE or ELE size be called SMODlets. So shall it be written, so shall it be done. Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (VtjlW

Beat you with "SMODlet" upthread. *sticks out tongue and runs*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (UOM4


Fear not, my Empress, she shall be chastised. Soliders of the First Imperial Raptor Lancers, mount up!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (zF6Iw)

231 SJL is still a slave on the Dem plantation. Just sayin'

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (3ZtZW)

232 I daresay one of the Horde could provide the power drill. As for the CAT scan, there's gotta be an app for that.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

I hope so. I don't want to remember my time in the barrel. EVER.
I think a sperm whale paid it a visit. Gah!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (uhftQ)

233 224
SJL looks damn good for a woman of over 150 years old...wonder what her secret is?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (7ObY1)

Bathing in the blood of virgin girls, and hate, but mostly hate.

Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (RD7QR)

234 I can only imagine how much more it would fucking HURT to be bitten by an eagle.

When I was a kid, I got hit by a...hierofalcon or something. I didn't see it very clearly. There was a sheet of blood in front of my eyes. I wandered into just the wrong spot between it and whatever it was descending to eat, and it flew kind of obliquely face-first into my forehead. I kinda saw that part happen. Then, blood-sheet. And I left without checking what he was and if he was OK, because fuck that guy.

Anyway, getting grazed by its closed beak while it was trying not to put it into me dug a bone-deep four-inch trench along my hairline. So if it was trying to eat my face off, I think that would have taken about five seconds. And all the eagles I've seen are as big as or bigger than that guy was, so...yeah, ow.

Posted by: oblig. at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (cePv8)

235 It's because of your intelligence and wit. Chocolate?

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (VtjlW)


Be honest. That wasn't a meteorite, was it? They had to eject the core of the nuclear power station next to you, didn't they? That was the core crashing back to Earth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (da5Wo)

236 SJL is still a slave on the Dem plantation. Just sayin'
Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (3ZtZW)

This. And she doesn't even know it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:19 AM (DrWcr)

237 Many unions in the retail and service industries have negotiated provisions into contracts that would boost union salaries in the event of minimum wage increases, according to a study from labor watchdog Center for Union Facts (CUF).

Cause and effect. How do it work?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:19 AM (4df7R)

238 208
I predict space aliens shall emerge from that Russina meteorite crater.

I, for one, welcome our new meteor-borne overlords...


Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (wtvvX)

I'll welcome them if they can get Barry to STFU

Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 10:19 AM (e8kgV)

239 I have always felt that an educated Moron, is an effective Moron when it comes to discussions.
That being said, the following snippett from the last thread needs to be written down, committed to memory and ready for use by any Moron involved in an amnesty discussion with idiots.

From Ill Tempered Cur....I bring you:
"Expensive government sensitivity training; “Pilgrims were illegal aliens”.



http://is.gd/xJGzJj

Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2013 06:51 AM (53z96)



One could make that argument in all seriousness. Of course, the
Injuns lack of effective border controls really worked out well for
them."

Ponder the wisdom contained in that answer.
And how it can be used in so many ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 10:19 AM (bTPOR)

240 A bunch of the lads and I were running around on a river island with paintball guns when I happened upon a buck caught in a fence. I set him free, no worse for wear, with a giant orange splotch on his ass.
Posted by: Fritz
***

I recall the splotch being more white...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:20 AM (uhftQ)

241
It's because of your intelligence and wit. Chocolate?

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (VtjlW


*hands over box of Valentine's chocolates*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:20 AM (UOM48)

242 Terrorist Abatement Program?

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:20 AM (Dnbau)

243


hehe

Russian Foreign Minister Won’t Return Kerry’s Phone Call: Three days and counting

http://freebeacon.com/russian-foreign-minister-lavrov-wont-return-sec-kerrys-phone-call/

Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 10:20 AM (LpQbZ)

244 I'll welcome them if they can get Barry to STFU
Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 10:19 AM (e8kgV)

We're technologically advanced, but we're not miracle workers. Sheesh.

Posted by: Your New Meteor-borne Overlords at February 15, 2013 10:20 AM (DrWcr)

245
It's a type of weasel.
It would be cookl if it could fly by shooting water from it's butt. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (uhftQ)EXACTLY! and thus again proving ACE wrong that "squid don't fly" they are jet propelled so they DO in fact FLY. Just sayin.What does ACE know, and I think he may be a Squidist!

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 10:20 AM (XLuH2)

246
According to Sky News, the number of people injured has been drastically revised upwards:

AFP: Regional governor says around 950 people injured in Russia meteor strike

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:21 AM (kdS6q)

247 We're technologically advanced, but we're not miracle workers. Sheesh.

We'll give it a shot. hehe...

Posted by: Aliens from ID4 at February 15, 2013 10:21 AM (GQ8sn)

248
So is this asteroid leading a pack of meteorites or what?

Nobody said SMOD had an army.

I, for one, welcome our new smodite overlords.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2013 10:21 AM (p/cQy)

249 Lesson Learned from West Philadelphia:

If you elect a Black President, don't elect some "half-cracker" from an IVy league school who has a bunch of "cracker" friends

Posted by: Jasbo "gone to town" at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (e8kgV)

250 EXACTLY! and thus again proving ACE wrong that "squid don't fly" they are jet propelled so they DO in fact FLY. Just sayin.What does ACE know, and I think he may be a Squidist!
Posted by: Guido
***

A squidist? Say it isn't so Ace!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (uhftQ)

251 And I left without checking what he was and if he was OK, because fuck that guy.

I shouldn't laugh, but yeah. Yeah, I just laughed. A LOT.

Anyway, getting grazed by its closed beak while it was trying not to put it into me dug a bone-deep four-inch trench along my hairline. So if it was trying to eat my face off, I think that would have taken about five seconds. And all the eagles I've seen are as big as or bigger than that guy was, so...yeah, ow.
Posted by: oblig. at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (cePv



OUCH OUCH OUCH.

I'm guessing stitches were the order of the day.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (4df7R)

252 AFP: Regional governor says around 950 people injured in Russia meteor strike
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:21 AM (kdS6q)


I am sure mostly from flying glass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (9Bj8R)

253 Oh, great. Front page of today's paper, "FBI to investigate police [here in Savannah]."

Gee, seems our local popo may have been under-reporting or failing to report locals crime.

Cries of "RACISM!!!" to ensue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (UOM48)

254 TRIPODS ATTACK RUSSIAN CITY pic.twitter.com/AuJH91qj

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (8sCoq)

255
I can only imagine how much more it would fucking HURT to be bitten by an eagle.





Half as much as being bitten by two eagles?

Just guessing there.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:23 AM (kdS6q)

256 TRIPODS ATTACK RUSSIAN CITY pic.twitter.com/AuJH91qj
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (8sCoq)


You do know people are going to start believing this shit right?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)

257 We're technologically advanced, but we're not miracle workers. Sheesh.

Posted by: Your New Meteor-borne Overlords at February 15, 2013 10:20 AM (DrWcr)

----
As a suggestion, my-lord, target his teleprompter. The teleprompter is the key.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (nELVU)

258 fnc IS SHOWING THE CRATER

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (8sCoq)

259 Russian Foreign Minister Won’t Return Kerry’s Phone Call: Three days and counting

See this?

\o\

/o/

That's me doing my Happy Dance.

\o\

/o/

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)

260 That meteor landed in a lake. 10 tons. Wow that wold have made a nice hole in some populated city ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (9Bj8R)

261 >>>Russian Foreign Minister Won’t Return Kerry’s Phone Call: Three days and counting

That Kerry guy sold his borscht factory! WTF?

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:25 AM (3ZtZW)

262 fnc IS SHOWING THE CRATER
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (8sCoq)


But are they showing the extraterrestrial alien tripods as they pursue a goal of total destruction!?!?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:25 AM (4df7R)

263 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)



1) That's damn funny.



2) Calibrate the damn webcam!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:25 AM (da5Wo)

264 Looks like it hit a frozen lake- you could go ice fishing for a small whale thru that hole- looks to be 20-25' across

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:25 AM (8sCoq)

265 See this?



\o\



/o/



That's me doing my Happy Dance.



\o\



/o/

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)


Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:25 AM (GQ8sn)

266 Is it me or does Russia seem to contain some kind of SMOD magnate.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:25 AM (l86i3)

267 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)


**golf clap**

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (nELVU)

268 192 How about "Land of the Free and Home of the Brave"? Ha, ha. No that won't work, that went out of fashion a while back.
Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (N2yhW)


I'd pay big to see a Republican push a bill that struck this from the Anthem, just to drive home the point.

The head splosions would be epic.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (UZQM8)

269 Keri Russell is calling Russians what now?

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (I2LwF)

270 See this? \o\ /o/ That's me doing my Happy Dance. \o\ /o/ Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)***

They look like Tie fighters

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (uhftQ)

271 is that the moron shake?

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (Dnbau)

272 >But are they showing the extraterrestrial alien tripods as they pursue a goal of total destruction!?!?


apparently the tripods have already moved into the city, where an orgy of death and destruction is now underway

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (8sCoq)

273 You do know people are going to start believing this shit right?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)


True. But they also believe Elvis is still alive and living in a little love nest with Bigfoot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (4df7R)

274 Russia is gigantic.

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (I2LwF)

275 You do know people are going to start believing this shit right?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)

----
By my estimation..... 52% of Americans are very susceptible to bullshit stories . . . . .

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 10:27 AM (nELVU)

276 They look like Tie fighters
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (uhftQ)



eeeeererrrrrerererrrUUUUUUUMMMMMM ---- /o/

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:27 AM (UZQM8)

277 274 Russia is gigantic.
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (I2LwF)


And it could tip over...

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:27 AM (UZQM8)

278 True. But they also believe Elvis is still alive and living in a little love nest with Bigfoot.

---

Not true... Bigfoot is in a monogamous relationship with the Six Million Dollar Man

Posted by: Brock Samson at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (e0xKF)

279 True. But they also believe Elvis is still alive and living in a little love nest with Bigfoot.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

That's ridiculous. There is no such thing as bigfoot. He's with HITLER DARN IT!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (uhftQ)

280 President Obama took First Lady Michelle out for dinner Thursday night to the restaurant Minibar, possibly the most exclusive joint in Washington. [...]

That is, the price for tasting approximately 20 small dishes is $225, not including tax and tip, while wine pairings will set you back $75, $120, or $200. If we assume a mid-range $120 for wine, the total comes to $345 per person, or $690 for two. Add in Washington’s 10 percent restaurant dining tax and a 20 percent tip and we’re at $910.80 for dinner.

A "man" of the people? Yeah if the people are all Czars and Kings. It's good to be the King

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (9Bj8R)

281 >You do know people are going to start believing this shit right?



When the authorities come for me, I'll say I was just kidding.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (8sCoq)

282 Hey, just wanna thank the hordelings who waded into that letter I wrote yesterday.

I'm shortening it today since I didn't do it last night, on account of being forced to spend time with my wife. Some holiday shit

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (I2LwF)

283 Oldsailors Poet,
----
An potentially interesting event. I attempted to purchase and download a certain Kindle book last night and received an error message that the book is not available for 'Kindle for Windows 8'

Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (eEfYn)

284 276 They look like Tie fighters
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:26 AM (uhftQ)



eeeeererrrrrerererrrUUUUUUUMMMMMM ---- /o/

---



I find your lack of faith... disturbing.

Posted by: Little Orphan Ani at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (e0xKF)

285 maybe it was a new supersecret weapon from Kazhakistan. Basically, they hurl a huge boulder from the world's largest slingshot

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (Dnbau)

286 North Korea has told its key ally, China, that it is prepared to stage one or even two more nuclear tests this year in an effort to force the United States into diplomatic talks with Pyongyang, said a source with direct knowledge of the message.

Further tests could also be accompanied this year by another rocket launch, said the source who has direct access to the top levels of government in both Beijing and Pyongyang. (Reuters)


??? Because that strongly worded letter was so effective?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (9Bj8R)

287
< O >

There.... Vader has arrived.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (nELVU)

288 You do know people are going to start believing this shit right? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)
The deuce you say.

Posted by: Orson Wells at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (DrWcr)

289
So this army of meteors is the reason the feds are buying up all the ammo then.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (p/cQy)

290 A "man" of the people? Yeah if the people are all Czars and Kings. It's good to be the King
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (9Bj8R)


I picture him doing is stupid fucking head tilt upwards looking down at the food. What an arrogant POS this man is, History will not be kind to him... I'm thinking a Commodus type of legacy.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (UZQM8)

291 "We propose the [Democratic] [Party] be banned from
[the United States] because [friggin'] [douchebags] are being [tolerated]
and this is not acceptable."


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (hO8IJ)

Ooooh, the possibilities are endless...

Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (RD7QR)

292 Hey Oldsailors Poet, I posted about Amy Lynn near the end of yesterday's thread on Hagel saying that the state dept. was controlled by the Israelis, but you may have missed it in the thread stomping that shortly followed.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (aH+zP)

293

Just, wow. Your tax dollars hard at work:

A government-funded study — paid for by the National Cancer Institute! — says (ridiculously) that Big Tobacco and Koch brothers created the Tea Party. The study is now being parroted by Al Gore.

...

A new study by the National Cancer Institute of the National Institute of Medicine reveals that the Tea Party Movement was planned over a decade ago by groups with ties to the tobacco and fossil fuel industries. The movement was not a spontaneous populist uprising, but rather a long-term strategy to promote the anti-science, anti-government agenda of powerful corporate interests.A new study by the National Cancer Institute of the National Institute of Medicine reveals that the Tea Party Movement was planned over a decade ago by groups with ties to the tobacco and fossil fuel industries. The movement was not a spontaneous populist uprising, but rather a long-term strategy to promote the anti-science, anti-government agenda of powerful corporate interests.

The federal government has become so politicized that it can even use money intended for cancer research to demonize the administration’s critics.

http://tinyurl.com/bz8dbhd
legal insurrection

Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (LpQbZ)

294 ??? Because that strongly worded letter was so effective?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (9Bj8R)

YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW F**KING BUSY I AM!?

Posted by: Kim Jong Il at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (DrWcr)

295 280
President Obama took First Lady Michelle out for dinner Thursday night
to the restaurant Minibar, possibly the most exclusive joint in
Washington. [...]



That is, the price for tasting approximately 20 small dishes is
$225, not including tax and tip, while wine pairings will set you back
$75, $120, or $200. If we assume a mid-range $120 for wine, the total
comes to $345 per person, or $690 for two. Add in Washington’s 10
percent restaurant dining tax and a 20 percent tip and we’re at $910.80
for dinner.



A "man" of the people? Yeah if the people are all Czars and Kings. It's good to be the King





They left out the part of her unhinging her jaw and tilting the table to her gaping maw and swallowing all 20 "small dishes" at once.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (UOM48)

296
Has anyone watched that show, The Americans? It looks good, but I just don't have time to pick up another hour of tv per week.

It's good to see Keri Russel is still cute as a button, now that she's not a kid anymore. She looks like the type who will still be pretty when she's 85.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (TOk1P)

297

There.... Vader has arrived.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (nELVU)


neeeaaaaauuuuxxxxxx!!!!!!

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (UZQM8)

298 2) Calibrate the damn webcam!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:25 AM (da5Wo)


I did! Oh, hell. I think the flying squid have been attacking them again. They all want to be fucking YouTube celebrities. They're constantly photobombing the stupid cameras!

<=

Crap! There's one now!

<=
<=
=>

Ack! More!

Someone get a net!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (4df7R)

299 A 10 ton metor would only be the size of a refrigerator. Lots of mass though.

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (ZDsRL)

300 < O >

There.... Vader has arrived.




We've picked up a new group of signals. Enemy fighters headed your way!

Posted by: Rebel Command Base at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (GQ8sn)

301

SMOD? really? THIS is the real evil right here on earth, right now. And for you Flying Squid/Global Warming deniers..well watch this and I rest my fucking case..thank you very much.

http://tinyurl.com/27da869

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 10:31 AM (XLuH2)

302 I wonder if the high iron content in many meteorites interacts with the earth's magnetic field to deflect some of them slightly away from the equator and toward the poles.

Probably not. But maybe.

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:31 AM (I2LwF)

303 Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 10:30 AM (LpQbZ)


Bananas!!! Get your bananas right here folks...

Posted by: cajun carrot, distributor of bananas for the Republic at February 15, 2013 10:31 AM (UZQM8)

304
258fnc IS SHOWING THE CRATER



DON"T put water on that meteor! Don't do it! No, No No No No No! Dont put water on it!

Posted by: Zombie Jordy Verrill at February 15, 2013 10:32 AM (UrENZ)

305 eeeeererrrrrerererrrUUUUUUUMMMMMM ---- /o/
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:27 AM (UZQM


I just laughed SO HARD, I was thisclose to snorting skim milk out of my nose. Thank you.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:32 AM (4df7R)

306 >>>That is, the price for tasting approximately 20 small dishes is $225,
not including tax and tip, while wine pairings will set you back $75,
$120, or $200.

Michelle is much to petite for 20 small dishes.

Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2013 10:32 AM (WM+rJ)

307 "The principal at Mission Viejo Elementary in Aurora sent a letter telling parents the program is only for students of color."

Take away question ...
How many of Barack Obama’s “transparent” students are there at the school ?

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at February 15, 2013 10:32 AM (e8kgV)

308 I find your lack of faith... disturbing.
Posted by: Little Orphan Ani
***

Killer whales aren't known for thier faith.
X X X X-wings coming right at you!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:32 AM (uhftQ)

309 That's ridiculous. There is no such thing as bigfoot. He's with HITLER DARN IT!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (uhftQ)


THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:32 AM (4df7R)

310 (-o-)

TIE Advanced

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:32 AM (I2LwF)

311
Hands up everybody who knows how this story will eventually end....


Girlfriend gives boyfriend one of her kidneys for Valentine's Day

Taesha Benson, 32, of Overland Park, Kan. says she knew it was 'the right decision' to donate the organ to boyfriend Travis Spire-Sweet.

Despite only knowing the acupuncturist for under 12 months, Benson said she knew instinctively that it was "the right decision" She said: "Initially you think, 'How could I do that? I don't have it in me.' But over time I got to know Travis and his love of life.

"Not many people come along who have his integrity, character and optimism. Travis just happens to be my boyfriend. He has provided me with a new love of life."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:32 AM (kdS6q)

312 Not true... Bigfoot is in a monogamous relationship with the Six Million Dollar Man
Posted by: Brock Samson at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (e0xKF)


Then who's schtupping the Bionic Woman?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:33 AM (4df7R)

313 (-oo-)

TIE Bomber

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:33 AM (I2LwF)

314 So Rand Paul is catching crap from the Paulbots for voting NO on Hagel.



Color me shocked.


****

That sounds like bullshit to me.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 15, 2013 10:33 AM (+I8Mq)

315 TIE Advanced

I dunno. That looks like an Interceptor.

(-oo-)

TIE Bomber.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 10:34 AM (8y9MW)

316 {~o~}

A gay TIE fighter

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:34 AM (I2LwF)

317 253 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (UOM4---- FBI is investigating police HERE, too... (Pittsburgh, but we have a supposedly crooked black Chief).

Posted by: Baldy at February 15, 2013 10:34 AM (opS9C)

318 >>>Then who's schtupping the Bionic Woman?

Whoever it is, it's on her SleepNumber bed.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 10:34 AM (4Mv1T)

319 Girlfriend gives boyfriend one of her kidneys for Valentine's Day
Did she just hand it too him all bloody-like, or at least put it in a nice gift box?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:34 AM (DrWcr)

320 311

Hands up everybody who knows how this story will eventually end....




I'm going out on a limb here and guess Travis Spire-Sweet [heh] will take the kidney and high-tail it to a hotter girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (UOM48)

321 @46- TheQuietMan RE - liberal guilt
I have never looked this up to verify but saw on a tape that Israel Cohen (commie) wrote a paper in 1912 titled "A Racial Program for the 20th Century".
A quote from this that speaks of a plan to "inflame the negro minority against the whites..." & "...endeavour to instill in the whites a guilt complex..."

Supposedly read into the congressional record on 6/7/1957 on page 7653.
If true, it's almost like people have been trying to destroy this country from within for a long time.

Posted by: teej at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (b9+ZZ)

322 Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:33 AM (I2LwF)

Okay, hot-shot.

Now do a TIE Defender.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (8y9MW)

323 A new study by the National Cancer Institute of the National Institute of Medicine reveals that the Tea Party Movement was planned over a decade ago by groups with ties to the tobacco and fossil fuel industries. The movement was not a spontaneous populist uprising, but rather a long-term strategy to promote the anti-science, anti-government agenda of powerful corporate interests.A new study by the National Cancer Institute of the National Institute of Medicine reveals that the Tea Party Movement was planned over a decade ago by groups with ties to the tobacco and fossil fuel industries. The movement was not a spontaneous populist uprising, but rather a long-term strategy to promote the anti-science, anti-government agenda of powerful corporate interests.

Oh for Christ's sake...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)

324 {~o~} A gay TIE fighter
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:34 AM (I2LwF)

OK, that's coffee up my nose for the second time today. My Obamacare bill is going to be huge.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (DrWcr)

325 >0<

X-wing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:36 AM (DrWcr)

326 Yep, Truman is bringing the hard-hitting news and analysis this morning.

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:36 AM (I2LwF)

327 SMOD? really? THIS is the real evil right here on earth, right now. And for you Flying Squid/Global Warming deniers..well watch this and I rest my fucking case..thank you very much.

http://tinyurl.com/27da869
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 10:31 AM (XLuH2)


I fucking LOVED IT!!!!

one possibility: GLOWBALL WARMINGS N SHIT!!!!

the other possibility: We ummm, over fished the sharks...

It then cuts to the greenie who cares so much about GAIA that he is tagging a squid w/ what looks like a fucking 20 pound anchor. Outside of the water where it is suffocating.

This sums the whole thing up for me.

Posted by: cajun carrot, distributor of bananas for the Republic at February 15, 2013 10:36 AM (UZQM8)

328 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)


I wish I'd known. I would have demanded some of that sweet, sweet Koch money.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 10:36 AM (8y9MW)

329 Oh for Christ's sake...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)


Yep, why can't we use the National Cancer Institute to study Occupy? Or MediaMatters? Or, MSNBC...

Or, can we use taxpayer money funding the National Cancer Institute to study the National Cancer Institute?

Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 10:36 AM (LpQbZ)

330 323 A new study by the National Cancer Institute of the National Institute of Medicine reveals that the Tea Party Movement was planned over a decade ago by groups with ties to the tobacco and fossil fuel industries. The movement was not a spontaneous populist uprising, but rather a long-term strategy to promote the anti-science, anti-government agenda of powerful corporate interests.A new study by the National Cancer Institute of the National Institute of Medicine reveals that the Tea Party Movement was planned over a decade ago by groups with ties to the tobacco and fossil fuel industries. The movement was not a spontaneous populist uprising, but rather a long-term strategy to promote the anti-science, anti-government agenda of powerful corporate interests.

Oh for Christ's sake...

---

My reverse-vampire theory makes more sense than that.

Posted by: Milhouse Van Houten at February 15, 2013 10:36 AM (e0xKF)

331 ------------------ =>
<= ---------

Flying squids...squidi..squidians...squideses....aww screw it

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (uhftQ)

332 Oh for Christ's sake...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)

I'm shocked they didn't work the Joooos and the Illuminati in there somehow.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (DrWcr)

333 Leaving. My mongrels, Allahu and Akbar need to do more "business" in the park. I don't "bag"it it either.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (wbmaj)

334 316 {~o~}

A gay TIE fighter
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:34 AM (I2LwF)


Fabulous...

>

A-wing

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (UZQM8)

335 You do know people are going to start believing this shit right? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)

They believe Skeets and the Wookie care about them. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (zF6Iw)

336 TRIPODS ATTACK RUSSIAN CITY pic.twitter.com/AuJH91qj

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (8sCoq)





You do know people are going to start believing this shit right?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)

well i did look it up.


Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 10:38 AM (nqBYe)

337 Not a TIE Defender but pretty damn cool nonetheless...

http://tinyurl.com/atf59xn

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:38 AM (GQ8sn)

338 Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:38 AM (8sCoq)

339 Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (eEfYn)

You know, I'm prolly better at brain surgery than computer stuff. There was a pretty big run on it and in two days they picked up almost 400 copies, so somebodies stuff worked. I'm sorry yours didn't.

I'm prolly gonna have another free promo coming up before spring break. If you can hold out, you could try again. Otherwise 9.99 aint a bunch of money.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:38 AM (l86i3)

340 I'm shocked they didn't work the Joooos and the Illuminati in there somehow.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (DrWcr)


Plus the Queen of England and the Pope.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:38 AM (4df7R)

341 alex tea.

And have you spoken to Smod yet , Is it a tease to strike hope into our hearts? We will be actually weeping and gnashing our teeth because it didn't deem us worthy?

Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 10:39 AM (nqBYe)

342 Hmm TIE defender?

v


No, I can't do it

Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:39 AM (I2LwF)

343 Did anyone see anything about Barky's EO from the 13th about cyber-security ?
It has all the earmarks of tyrannical bulshit, "voluntary compliance" (yeah, just like income tax law) it looks like it makes government gatekeeper of the Internet but I'm not a legal expert / bullshitese linguist

http://is.gd/3fDack

Article from zdnet

Search "0bama executive order Feb 13 Internet security" if interested

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at February 15, 2013 10:39 AM (v8UxC)

344 ----------------- => <= ---------
Flying squids...squidi..squidians...squideses....aww screw it

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (uhftQ)


CRAP! They're everywhere!

*ducking under a table*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:39 AM (4df7R)

345 Hey, Chuck,did you hear the one about the rabbi in the whorehouse?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:40 AM (wbmaj)

346 Hey, Chuck,did you hear the one about the rabbi in the whorehouse?
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:40 AM (wbmaj)


Was there a sale?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:40 AM (l86i3)

347 fine.

0

death star

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:40 AM (Dnbau)

348
remember Al Pacino in AND JUSTICE FOR ALL?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (ZgBZU)

349 I picture him doing is stupid fucking head tilt upwards looking down at the food. What an arrogant POS this man is, History will not be kind to him... I'm thinking a Commodus type of legacy.

Commodus at least was a man. I'm thinking more Elagabalus with this cokehead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (zF6Iw)

350 >0< X-wing.
Posted by: Insomniac
Looks like someone bending over the bathtub.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (uhftQ)

351 So Politico has a story covering how shocked and dismayed the Senators are over Ted Cruz's "firebrand" behavior.

If I had any lingering doubts about electing a never-before-held-elective-office lawyer, they've been dispelled in this case.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (8y9MW)

352 #346 He "stiffed" them.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (wbmaj)

353 yahoo News says Megyn Kelly is 'in the family way'

man she's like a Pez dispenser

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (8sCoq)

354 Hey, Chuck,did you hear the one about the rabbi in the whorehouse?
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:40 AM (wbmaj)

Was there a sale?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:40 AM (l86i3)



OWOWOW! Have moved on from milk to mandarin orange slices. That hurts like a BITCH coming out the nose!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (4df7R)

355 348
remember Al Pacino in AND JUSTICE FOR ALL?

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I'm outta order? YOU'RE outta order! THE WHOLE FREAKIN' SYSTEM is outta order!

Posted by: Al Pacino on cappucino at February 15, 2013 10:42 AM (e0xKF)

356
one possibility: GLOWBALL WARMINGS N SHIT!!!!

the other possibility: We ummm, over fished the sharks...

This sums the whole thing up for me.Posted by: cajun carrot, distributor of bananas for the Republic at February 15, 2013 10:36 AM (UZQMIt sent chills upmy spine CC to know it's true and that WE caused it. We suck and deserve every plague we GET.

Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 10:42 AM (XLuH2)

357 #346 He "stiffed" them.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (wbmaj)


Ba Dum Bum, he'll be here all week......

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:42 AM (l86i3)

358 208 I predict space aliens shall emerge from that Russina meteorite crater.

Vindication! Everything will now be OK!!!

Posted by: the Krugman at February 15, 2013 10:42 AM (r0BWd)

359 Re: Cruz, sometimes you can know a man by who his enemies are. He has all the right enemies

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:42 AM (Dnbau)

360
In the upcoming MTV documentary series, "Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life", the 25-year-old singer's is filmed drinking her own urine in an effort at good health.

"I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy," the shockertainer said in a BBC Radio 1 interview, according to The New Zealand Herald. "Somebody tried to take my pee away from me, and I said, 'That is mine!' So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross, so I don't do it anymore."

NYDailyNews

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:42 AM (kdS6q)

361 Here's a little something from the beer brewery my stepson works at. This was originally a pet project of one of the patrons, but now it looks like the brewery has given it official backing.

I've played it once and yes, you do get the beer.

http://youtu.be/eib5CGdHxr0

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:43 AM (GQ8sn)

362 See this? \o\ /o/ That's me doing my Happy Dance. \o\ /o/ Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)***
They look like Tie fighters


It's a trap.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, zoned out on Prozac at February 15, 2013 10:43 AM (zF6Iw)

363 So Politico has a story covering how shocked and dismayed the Senators are over Ted Cruz's "firebrand" behavior.


So, the guys who think Chuck Schumer is Teh Awesome are calling Ted Cruz a showboating blowhard?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 15, 2013 10:43 AM (QXlbZ)

364 In the upcoming MTV documentary series, "Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life", the 25-year-old singer's is filmed drinking her own urine in an effort at good health.

You know what's a good way to promote good health? Don't drink like a fish and party like a whore.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (4df7R)

365 "I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy,"
the shockertainer said in a BBC Radio 1 interview, according to The New
Zealand Herald. "Somebody tried to take my pee away from me, and I said,
'That is mine!' So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really
gross, so I don't do it anymore."



There's a reason why the body excretes it in the first place.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (GQ8sn)

366
0

death star

Posted by: thunderb





OO

Princess Leia....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (kdS6q)

367 Megyn Kelly or Kimberly Guilfoyle? I've got to go with the one with some meat on her bones. Megyn fucking rattles when she walks.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (wbmaj)

368 ...man she's like a Pez dispenser.


Posted by: Jones in CO

Understandable.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (N2yhW)

369 hechler and Koch just emailed to say 13rd .40SW mags now in stock

$70 per

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (8sCoq)

370 365 "I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy,"
the shockertainer said in a BBC Radio 1 interview, according to The New
Zealand Herald. "Somebody tried to take my pee away from me, and I said,
'That is mine!' So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really
gross, so I don't do it anymore."


There's a reason why the body excretes it in the first place.

---

Roy, can you get sick from drinking piss? Even if it's your own?

Posted by: Bum at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (e0xKF)

371 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:42 AM (kdS6q)

That stupid scrunt, it's called uremic poisoning, maybe Darwin had a point.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (l86i3)

372 350 >0< X-wing. Posted by: Insomniac Looks like someone bending over the bathtub.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (uhftQ)

Everybody'sa fookin' critic...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (DrWcr)

373 CRAP! They're everywhere! *ducking under a table*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

Shotgun time.
*
*
*
They are hard to hit.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (uhftQ)

374 Ted Cruz: "Yeah, that's what we need--more fucking Mitch McConnells."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (wbmaj)

375 hechler and Koch just emailed to say 13rd .40SW mags now in stock

$70 per


Rape.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (GQ8sn)

376 So Politico has a story covering how shocked and dismayed the Senators are over Ted Cruz's "firebrand" behavior.

Whenever the DOPE is unhappy with a fellow "Republican's" behavior, I tend to fall on the side of the erstwhile firebrand.

Maybe it's time we start using RINO as a term of affection. The Republican party is just Dem Lite now. It's the folks like Cruz and West who DON'T go along to get along who are the REAL Republicans in name only anymore.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (4df7R)

377

repercussions:

Gun Manufacturer Cancels All Orders From NY Law Enforcement Over New Anti-Gun Law…

Based on the recent legislation in New York, we are prohibited from selling rifles and receivers to residents of New York.

We have chosen to extend that prohibition to all governmental agencies associated with or located within New York.

As a result we have halted sales of rifles, short barreled rifles, short barreled shotguns, machine guns, and silencers to New York governmental agencies.



weaselzippers

Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 10:46 AM (LpQbZ)

378 >>>History will not be kind to him...

Really? Who's gonna write that history? I know Denninger over at Market-ticker explicitly states he's doing his blog as a record. That's what, a tertiary source for events, primary for qualitative history. Easily dismissable.

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:46 AM (3ZtZW)

379
That's exactly who we need today in the House and Senate.

Someone to stand up and shout-down Democrats like Jackass-Lee anytime they open their big fat stupid mouths.

And when the Speaker or Senate leader pound their gavels for order, our Republican will shout,

"I'm out of order? No, you're out of order!"

Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 10:46 AM (LPRBM)

380 0death starPosted by: thunderb OOPrincess Leia....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
***

Nerds after seeing Leia in the slave outfit.
~o ~o
~o ~o

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:47 AM (uhftQ)

381 Has anyone watched that show, The Americans? It looks good, but I just don't have time to pick up another hour of tv per week.
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I like the show, especially when the Russians complain about that Cowboy Reagan in office. How nice to have a President who stands up for America rather than appoint people who think we are a bully.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 10:47 AM (gmeXX)

382 Gun Manufacturer Cancels All Orders From NY Law Enforcement Over New Anti-Gun Law…


BOUT FUCKING TIME, look for an ATF raid at there factory, prolly find some rare wood or somthin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:47 AM (l86i3)

383 Shotgun time.
*
*
*
They are hard to hit.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (uhftQ)


At least with the shotgun there's better chance of hitting SOMETHING. But they're slippery little bastards.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:47 AM (4df7R)

384 373
CRAP! They're everywhere! *ducking under a table*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit

***



Shotgun time.

*

*

*

They are hard to hit.




I've got this...

Posted by: Preezy Skeet-Skeet at February 15, 2013 10:48 AM (UOM48)

385 Ted Cruz: "I'm out of order? Come over here and I'll shove that gavel up your orderly ass!!!!!!"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:48 AM (wbmaj)

386 >>>Gun Manufacturer Cancels All Orders From NY Law Enforcement Over New Anti-Gun Law…

Will only hurt if Sig Sauer jumps in

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:48 AM (3ZtZW)

387 So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross, so I don't do it anymore.

Do I *have* to drink my own urine? No, but I do, because it's sterile and I like the taste.

Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at February 15, 2013 10:48 AM (96M6e)

388 New Film-review at 11: "The Kenyan Candidate"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (wbmaj)

389
337
Not a TIE Defender but pretty damn cool nonetheless...

http://tinyurl.com/atf59xn


Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:38 AM (GQ8sn)



I stared at that for far too long.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (da5Wo)

390 At least with the shotgun there's better chance of hitting SOMETHING. But they're slippery little bastards.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

-------- =*V
Got him!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (uhftQ)

391 If I had any lingering doubts about electing a never-before-held-elective-office lawyer, they've been dispelled in this case.

---
AllenG - I told you Cruz was going to be great. If anything, he is setting the bar too high for himself.

The fact that Matthews and Scarbourough hate him obviously means he is ruffling the right feathers. And he has really pushed Cornyn to the right.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 10:50 AM (gmeXX)

392 Gun Manufacturer Cancels All Orders From NY Law Enforcement Over New Anti-Gun Law…

Good for them! I hope others follow suit!

Is it Remington that has their original factory in NY? How hilarious would it be if they chose to stop selling to NY, too. Sure they'd manufacture it there, but sell it everywhere else.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:50 AM (4df7R)

393 Tell them I died for my homeland.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:51 AM (wbmaj)

394

the crazies, they are everywhere

Libs Launch Petition To Stop Obama From Referring To Women As “Mothers” And “Daughters”…

From the petition: “Defining women by their relationships to other people is reductive, misogynist, and alienating to women.”



weasel zippers

Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 10:51 AM (LpQbZ)

395 -------- =*V

Got him!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (uhftQ)

------
Just like shooting womp rats back on Tattooine ???

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 10:51 AM (nELVU)

396 Is it Remington that has their original factory in NY? How hilarious would it be if they chose to stop selling to NY, too. Sure they'd manufacture it there, but sell it everywhere else.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:50 AM (4df7R)


I'd fire everyone, pack my shit and move to TeXAS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:51 AM (l86i3)

397 #394 How about bitches and ho's?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:52 AM (wbmaj)

398 Be honest. That wasn't a meteorite, was it? They had to eject the core of the nuclear power station next to you, didn't they? That was the core crashing back to Earth.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (da5Wo)



What a vicious, nasty, scurrilous thing to say. Have you no decency? At long last, have you no decency, sir!

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:52 AM (VtjlW)

399 Specualtion on what TPTB will offer to corrupt Cruz? Sex? Money? Sex with money?

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:52 AM (3ZtZW)

400 -------- =*V

Got him!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (uhftQ)


Good one!

=V

Raw ingredients for calamari!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:52 AM (4df7R)

401 Just like shooting womp rats back on Tattooine ???
Posted by: fixerupper
***
yes, but much slimier

Womp rats (a type of weasel).

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:53 AM (uhftQ)

402 I just went over to that article at Politico on Cruz and of course they had to talk about the dopey Castro twins. Whatever what makes Cruz so great is that he is as articulate about conservatism as he is passionate.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 10:53 AM (gmeXX)

403 I'm back from walking the dogs. Akbar pissed on a french poodle.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:53 AM (wbmaj)

404 What a vicious, nasty, scurrilous thing to say. Have you no decency? At long last, have you no decency, sir!
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:52 AM (VtjlW)


He wasn't asking about decency, Didja throw out the core or not?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:53 AM (l86i3)

405 I bought 3- that will bring my total to 5- that's 65 rounds

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:53 AM (8sCoq)

406

I'd fire everyone, pack my shit and move to TeXAS.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:51 AM (l86i3)



I suspect those working there support the right to bear arms, though. But, on principle, I agree.

Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 10:54 AM (LpQbZ)

407 ...man she's like a Pez dispenser.


Posted by: Jones in CO


I know what thats like.

Posted by: Nicole Brown at February 15, 2013 10:54 AM (l86i3)

408 Raw ingredients for calamari!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

Pre-terderized

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:54 AM (uhftQ)

409 "How hilarious would it be if they chose to stop selling to NY, too. Sure
they'd manufacture it there, but sell it everywhere else."

No, No! Open a plant in NC! We're good to go.

Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2013 10:54 AM (HjPtV)

410 Cruz is very dangerous to them. For the same reason Rubio is. Conservative. From a huge electoral state. And the potential to peel off hispanics, perhaps enough of them

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (Dnbau)

411 Libs Launch Petition To Stop Obama From Referring To Women As “Mothers” And “Daughters”…

Funny, I already do this. I only refer to actual people as "Mothers" and "Daughters." I refer to these skanks as "Sluts," "Whores," and "Bitches" (oh my!).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (4df7R)

412 What a vicious, nasty, scurrilous thing to say. Have you no decency? At long last, have you no decency, sir!

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:52 AM (VtjlW)


You must've missed the "Marginally" in the "Marginally Honorable Chairman of the The Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Cherish Their Vows Club".

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (da5Wo)

413 OO

Princess Leia....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (kdS6q)


( Y )

Fixed

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (UZQM8)

414
Pre-terderized

-----

Ewwwwwwww...... Ill stick to the cheesesticks for appetizers.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (nELVU)

415 He wasn't asking about decency, Didja throw out the core or not?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:53 AM (l86i3)



No. No, I did not throw out the core.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (VtjlW)

416 I'm back from walking the dogs. Akbar pissed on a french poodle.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia
***

Which immediately surrendered...and smelled much better after the fact.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (uhftQ)

417 Airbus 'opted to eliminate its exposure to the risk that regulators might change the rules' regarding lithium batteries. I agree with their decision but that risk can not be eliminated when dealing with the capricious fucktards at the FAA.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (epxV4)

418 And the guys at Bitchn Stichn just emailed to say that rhinoceros hide is not available for motorcycle seats


I can have hippo or elephant, among other skins

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:56 AM (8sCoq)

419 Hi, this is "Professor" Marc Lamont Hill. Bill O'Reilly's friend. Can we have a monent of silence for Christopher Dorner? Please?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:56 AM (wbmaj)

420 AllenG - I told you Cruz was going to be great. If anything, he is setting the bar too high for himself.




I heard it from a lot of people. But the proof of the pudding is in the eating (mmm.... pudding), and the proof of Senatorial excellence is in the... Senatoring? You know what I mean.

And I'll admit, I was dismayed by the fact he'd never had to answer to constituents, and the fact that he was (is) a lawyer. It made me nervous.

I'm happy to admit I was wrong about him, and he's shaping up to be a great Conservative (who also happens to be a Republican).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 10:56 AM (8y9MW)

421
407
...man she's like a Pez dispenser.




Posted by: Jones in CO



----------------------------------------


I know what thats like.

Posted by: Nicole Brown at February 15, 2013 10:54 AM (l86i3)


That is seriously fucked up.

Well, yeah, I laughed.

But still, fucked up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:56 AM (da5Wo)

422 He wasn't asking about decency, Didja throw out the core or not?

Ahem. Allow me, my Queen.

......

Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 10:56 AM (F3G1y)

423 >>>No, No! Open a plant in NC! We're good to go.

We do have a shiny, new, Red , business minded, gov, and a shiny red legislature. If we could just lose all the metrosexual blue peeps in the metro areas (like mine).

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 10:56 AM (4Mv1T)

424
OO



Princess Leia....



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (kdS6q)





( Y )



Fixed

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (UZQM


(o)(o)

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:56 AM (GQ8sn)

425 Ewwwwwwww...... Ill stick to the cheesesticks for appetizers.
Posted by: fixerupper
***

(that's when we get the poo out)
So you like your flying squid to be full of poo. Noted.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:57 AM (uhftQ)

426 #416 I was mumbling about hating the Kennedys and a Boston Terrier bit my ankle.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:57 AM (wbmaj)

427 411 Libs Launch Petition To Stop Obama From Referring To Women As “Mothers” And “Daughters”…


I'd like to give a shout out to all the baby mamas!

Posted by: TFG, at a press conference to announce a terrorist attack, shorty after giving an indian a medal. at February 15, 2013 10:57 AM (UZQM8)

428 I bought 3- that will bring my total to 5- that's 65 rounds

Good on ya! If they'd only get that price back under control.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)

429 No. No, I did not throw out the core.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (VtjlW)



No, she massively overheated it. Requiring it to be ejected.


Allegedly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:57 AM (da5Wo)

430 (o)(o)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:56 AM (GQ8sn)


The force is strong with this one...

Posted by: TFG, at a press conference to announce a terrorist attack, shorty after giving an indian a medal. at February 15, 2013 10:57 AM (UZQM8)

431 OO
Princess Leia....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (kdS6q)
( Y )
Fixed

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (UZQM



Y'all are giving Carrie Fisher waaaaay too much heft in the chestular region.

oo

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:58 AM (4df7R)

432 Damn you TFG, at a press conference to announce a terrorist attack, shorty after giving an indian a medal sock... off

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:58 AM (UZQM8)

433 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:58 AM (4df7R)


My copy of star wars is errrrr... "re-mastered"

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:59 AM (UZQM8)

434 You folks need to learn proper texting boobage.



( 0 Y 0 )




You're welcome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:59 AM (da5Wo)

435 >>I'm happy to admit I was wrong about him, and he's shaping up to be a great Conservative

Right or wrong he is an order of magnitude better than KBH. I'm still pessimistic, doubtful we will be praising him like this 10 years from now.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at February 15, 2013 10:59 AM (epxV4)

436 I heard it from a lot of people. But the proof of the pudding is in the eating dipping

FIFY.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:00 AM (4df7R)

437 Right or wrong he is an order of magnitude better than KBH. I'm still
pessimistic, doubtful we will be praising him like this 10 years from
now.


Kelp would be an order of magnitude better than KBH.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:00 AM (8y9MW)

438 United Arab Emirates Bans Joooo Soccer Player From Entering Country With His Team…


Makes sense to me?

Posted by: chuckie hagel at February 15, 2013 11:00 AM (9Bj8R)

439 #434

(.) (.)

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 11:00 AM (wbmaj)

440 My copy of star wars is errrrr... "re-mastered"
Posted by: cajun carrot
***

Covered in goo like something out of Aliens.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:00 AM (uhftQ)

441 >Good on ya! If they'd only get that price back under control.


Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)

it's that fiendish 'supply and demand' thing again
And for the record: congratulations, Megyn

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:00 AM (8sCoq)

442 My copy of star wars is errrrr... "re-mastered"
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:59 AM (UZQM


lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:00 AM (4df7R)

443 Y'all are giving Carrie Fisher waaaaay too much heft in the chestular region. oo
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:58 AM (4df7R)

IIRC, her chesticles were taped down during the shooting of Star Wars, so we may not have had an accurate depiction.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:01 AM (DrWcr)

444 Fourth whats up with that? They look old and droopy...Helen Thomas?

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:01 AM (Dnbau)

445 Wow, he didn't even draw iron with that one.
And now, here comes the crowd...

Air ball...air ball...air ball

You know, there was a time in this great venue when someone would have said "Hold my beer while I check that one out."
I believe you're right. Well, nothing good lasts forever.

Posted by: teej at February 15, 2013 11:01 AM (yrHcy)

446
443
Y'all are giving Carrie Fisher waaaaay too much heft in the chestular region. oo

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:58 AM (4df7R)



IIRC, her chesticles were taped down during the shooting of Star Wars, so we may not have had an accurate depiction.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:01 AM (DrWcr)


Taped down?!?!?


That should be a human rights violation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:02 AM (da5Wo)

447 'Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations'

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at February 15, 2013 11:02 AM (e8kgV)

448 #444 Yes, back when Helen's didn't sag to her goddamned knees--just to her navel.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 11:02 AM (wbmaj)

449 they weren't taped down. George Lucas told he she was not to wear a bra

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:03 AM (Dnbau)

450 (_o_)(_o_)

On a table.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:03 AM (GQ8sn)

451 You know, the last woman I remember calling something other than her name was this really cute blonde girl at the food lion checkout. I called her Honey Bunny, She smiled and said, my dad calls me that too, my penis immediatly shrunk to the size of one of my graying pubes and I havn't seen it since.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:03 AM (l86i3)

452 IIRC, her chesticles were taped down during the shooting of Star Wars, so we may not have had an accurate depiction.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:01 AM (DrWcr)


This is true. I know she didn't wear a bra during the first movie. I don't know howshe didn't. In a dress that loose and fwippy it would be ANNOYING AS HELL to go braless. Then again, YMMV.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:03 AM (4df7R)

453 . ( 0 Y 0 )

You're welcome.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:59 AM


No, you are welcome.

http://tinyurl.com/a9rvhl8

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 11:03 AM (F3G1y)

454 I dunno, looks like plenty of heft to me.....



http://tinyurl.com/72jy8dg

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:04 AM (da5Wo)

455 they weren't taped down. George Lucas told he she was not to wear a bra
Posted by: thunderb
***

My opinion of him just went up.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:04 AM (uhftQ)

456 ( . )( *) = bad boob job


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:04 AM (8sCoq)

457
Oh noez!! Orbital Change!

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 11:04 AM (FcR7P)

458 >>>George Lucas told he she was not to wear a bra

It was 1976. I think the US lingerie industry stopped making 'em in 1969.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 11:04 AM (4Mv1T)

459 ( . )( *) = bad boob job

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:04 AM (8sCoq)


Tara Reid?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (4df7R)

460 Wait, there's pudding? Mmmm, pudding.


Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (VtjlW)

461 So did Jesse Jr. implicate his wife on Valentine's Day? Because awesome.

Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (R18D0)

462 or use dobule sided tape.


Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (nqBYe)

463 #450
( o )( o )
Morbidly obese.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (wbmaj)

464 ( @ )( % )

Tara Reid.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (GQ8sn)

465 Wait, there's pudding? Mmmm, pudding.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit
***

Ummm, I was swimming in that. Sorry.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (uhftQ)

466 So did Jesse Jr. implicate his wife on Valentine's Day? Because awesome.
Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (R18D0)


Chivalry is dead.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (l86i3)

467 So did Jesse Jr. implicate his wife on Valentine's Day? Because awesome.
Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (R18D0)


Heh. You're right. HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (4df7R)

468 (@)(@) = excessive nippleage

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (8sCoq)

469 So did Jesse Jr. implicate his wife on Valentine's Day? Because awesome.

Bitch set him up!

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (GQ8sn)

470 war on women indeed

Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (Dnbau)

471 Sheila Jackson Lee is a repellent mental defective and racist. But at this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (k4bdL)

472 (#Y*)

Bad boob job

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (3ZtZW)

473 ( o )( o ) Morbidly obese.

Dinner plate nipples? Or just bread plate?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (F3G1y)

474 Chivalry is dead.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (l86i3)


His father is Jesse Jackson, after all. J-Cubed's idea of "chivalry" is "don't buy cheap poontang or that bitch'll come back to bite ya."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:07 AM (4df7R)

475

only 4 more hours until Ace..

Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 11:07 AM (LVtr+)

476
( ^ ) ( ^ )


..... its TOO cold in here

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 11:08 AM (nELVU)

477 only 4 more hours until Ace..
Posted by: soothsayer
***

He lives in Hawaii?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:08 AM (uhftQ)

478 only 4 more hours until Ace..
Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 11:07 AM (LVtr+)


Then 15 mins till ace again.

Then 5 mins.

Then 10.

Then 3....

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:08 AM (4df7R)

479 only 4 more hours until Ace..

Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 11:07 AM (LVtr+)

You ate a big bowl of optimist cereal this morning didn't you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:08 AM (l86i3)

480 He lives in Hawaii?

He wakes up at the crack of noon, and then it takes him a long time to get started.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:09 AM (8y9MW)

481
valentines heart for R2D2's

BEEP
BOOP
BEEP

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:09 AM (eHNxr)

482 "Dinner plate nipples? Or just bread plate?"

There's such a thing as a "bread" plate?

Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2013 11:09 AM (HjPtV)

483 KCI 100 Round Drum System for AR-15's

http://is.gd/pU3Rp1

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:09 AM (8sCoq)

484 Doing Valentine's day lunch today, instead of yesterday. No crowds at lunch, and get to take boy #2 so we'll have something to talk about (since politics and random cursing are now verboten).


Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (4Mv1T)

485 453 No, you are welcome.

http://tinyurl.com/a9rvhl8

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 11:03 AM (F3G1y)



No, no...you're welcome.


http://tinyurl.com/byaad4a


NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (KhRSC)

486 KCI 100 Round Drum System for AR-15'shttp://is.gd/pU3Rp1
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:09 AM (8sCoq)

Good luck scratching up 100 rounds of 5.56 to put in that drum mag...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (DrWcr)

487
George Lucas told he she was not to wear a bra
Posted by: thunderb




Oh Darth, this Death Star corridor is so chilly. Brrrr...

(O) (O)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (kdS6q)

488 (V)(V) Ashley Judd, victim of gravity.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (6BgmB)

489 There's such a thing as a "bread" plate?

Yes, there is.

I had to be taught this as a young Second Lieutenant just so I would not embarrass Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (F3G1y)

490 "He wakes up at the crack of noon, and then it takes him a long time to get started."

We'll have to change the phrase "banker's hours" to "blogger's hours".

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 11:11 AM (ZDsRL)

491 You're welcome.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:59 AM (da5Wo)


If there is ever a regret I had, it was not getting enough ass-cii in my earlier years.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 11:11 AM (UZQM8)

492 (V)(V) Ashley Judd, victim of gravity.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (6BgmB)

Eh, not puffy enough.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:12 AM (DrWcr)

493 Reconnai-SMOD in motion:

ABC News: http://tinyurl.com/a2jrydj

WARNING - AutoPlay video.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:12 AM (4df7R)

494 Yes, there is.



I had to be taught this as a young Second Lieutenant just so I would not embarrass Uncle Sam.





Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (F3G1y)



It's that small ass plate they bring out with the appetizers at fancy places like TGIF or Chili's. Right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:12 AM (da5Wo)

495 valentines heart for R2D2's

BEEP
BOOP
BEEP
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:09 AM (eHNxr)


U SMELL LIKE KIDNAP continues to make me giggle.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:13 AM (VtjlW)

496 It's that small ass plate they bring out with the appetizers at fancy places like TGIF or Chili's. Right?

Yes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 11:13 AM (F3G1y)

497 ($Y$)


For accuracy.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 11:13 AM (UZQM8)

498 It's that small ass plate they bring out with the appetizers at fancy places like TGIF or Chili's. Right?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:12 AM (da5Wo)

It's the one Moochelle scarfs right on down with whatever's on it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:13 AM (DrWcr)

499 Cato the Elder back in Ancient Rome recommended that you free your slaves rather than feed them when they became old, ugly, and useless. I assume that's what happened to Sheila Jackson Lee.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 11:13 AM (Hx5uv)

500 Oh good grief. These poor people!

CARNIVAL Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship
CBS Local, Houston: http://tinyurl.com/befhrsb

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:14 AM (4df7R)

501 451 OWSP,

Use Katya, snowflake, or sunshine....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 15, 2013 11:14 AM (6lwEG)

502 U SMELL LIKE KIDNAP continues to make me giggle.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:13 AM (VtjlW)


Me too. I passed that gem along to a friend this morning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:14 AM (da5Wo)

503 CARNIVAL Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship
CBS Local, Houston: http://tinyurl.com/befhrsb
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:14 AM (4df7R)


I'll bet money they were laughing uncontrollably. I would have been.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:14 AM (l86i3)

504 CARNIVAL Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship


Worst. Vacation. Ever.

That said, the way the reporting was done, you would have expected the cruise ship to have gone all "Lord of the Flies."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (8y9MW)

505 Hey anyone got any bacon?

Posted by: chuckie hagel at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (9Bj8R)

506

valentine for Muslims

I SHALL
TOLERATE
YOUR
CLITORIS

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (DlaLh)

507 Oh good grief. These poor people!



CARNIVAL Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship



I thought about taking a cruise, but now I'll stay away from Carnival.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (GQ8sn)

508 Thank G- D I'm off on Monday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 11:16 AM (9Bj8R)

509 "Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship "

There's your gun control argument.

If I was on that bus, I would start shooting people.

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 11:16 AM (ZDsRL)

510 That said, the way the reporting was done, you would have expected the cruise ship to have gone all "Lord of the Flies."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (8y9MW)

They were eating each other! EATING EACH OTHER!!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 15, 2013 11:16 AM (DrWcr)

511 valentine for Muslims

I SHALL
TOLERATE
YOUR
CLITORIS
INSHALLAH


FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 11:16 AM (F3G1y)

512 That said, the way the reporting was done, you would have expected the cruise ship to have gone all "Lord of the Flies."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (8y9MW)

Most folks that can afford to go on a cruise prolly have jobs, educations and civility. Had that been a floating NAACP convention, you may have seen some shit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:17 AM (l86i3)

513 I thought about taking a cruise, but now I'll stay away from Carnival.

The cruise I took last year was on Carnival, and it was a blast.

I think they sacrificed this one to the Gremlin Gods. (Now I'm getting a whole 'Cabin in the Woods' vibe for the cruise).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:17 AM (8y9MW)

514 valentine for Muslims I SHALL TOLERATE YOUR CLITORIS
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (DlaLh)

More like CLITORIS CUTTER

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:17 AM (DrWcr)

515 They were eating each other! EATING EACH OTHER!!!!

Not if the showers were broke.

Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 11:17 AM (ZDsRL)

516 One of the headlines over at Drudge:

"'Russia Shot Down the Meteor' Theory Spreads Online"

Yes, that's it. Because it's within the realm of feasibility that the Russians could target a space rock traveling 33K mph with pinpoint accuracy and blow it up just before it hits the ground. It would have been downright SILLY for them to have done so when it was high in the atmosphere and the fallout would have been lessened, though, since they apparently had enough warning to be able to scramble a missile of some sort, aim it, fire, and not miss.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)

517 Not if the showers were broke.
Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 11:17 AM (ZDsRL)

LMAO.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:18 AM (l86i3)

518 "'Russia Shot Down the Meteor' Theory Spreads Online" Yes, that's it. Because it's within the realm of feasibility that the Russians could target a space rock traveling 33K mph with pinpoint accuracy and blow it up just before it hits the ground. It would have been downright SILLY for them to have done so when it was high in the atmosphere and the fallout would have been lessened, though, since they apparently had enough warning to be able to scramble a missile of some sort, aim it, fire, and not miss.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)

Putin, stripped to the waist, judo-threw the meteor to the ground.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (DrWcr)

519 "Yes, there is.



I had to be taught this as a young Second Lieutenant just so I would not embarrass Uncle Sam."

Amazing. After looking at a few images, I recognize the beast, at least the bread tray. I wonder if there's a plate for cornbread?

Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (HjPtV)

520 So, umm, this meteorite thing. Does this bother anyone else? "Science" says this happens all the time. And yet, I don't think I have ever heard of anyone ever being injured by a meteor before.

Imagine if that plowed into a big city.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (pZDxu)

521 They were eating each other! EATING EACH OTHER!!!!

Not if the showers were broke.
Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 11:17 AM (ZDsRL)


Ugh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (9Bj8R)

522 Saw on Drudge that Iceland is considering a ban on pr0n. That would be so fitting for a country called "Iceland".

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (GQ8sn)

523 Putin, stripped to the waist, judo-threw the meteor to the ground.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (DrWcr)


You are SO lucky I wasn't drinking or eating something just then, or you'd owe me at least two new monitors and a keyboard.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (4df7R)

524 Most folks that can afford to go on a cruise prolly have jobs,
educations and civility. Had that been a floating NAACP convention, you
may have seen some shit.


I know. I'm talking about the coverage, though.

I heard one lady interviewed who said, "The hardest part was talking to my 12 year old daughter. She was afraid she'd never see me again!"

Maybe it's different with girls, but if I'd been in that situation (her dad was with her), my mom would have said, "Oh, suck it up. You're without power and running water for a few days. You've done worse camping. You're not going to die."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (8y9MW)

525 Imagine if that plowed into a big city.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (pZDxu)

Like Detroit?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (DrWcr)

526 "'Russia Shot Down the Meteor' Theory Spreads Online" Yes, that's it.
Because it's within the realm of feasibility that the Russians could
target a space rock traveling 33K mph with pinpoint accuracy and blow it
up just before it hits the ground. It would have been downright SILLY
for them to have done so when it was high in the atmosphere and the
fallout would have been lessened, though, since they apparently had
enough warning to be able to scramble a missile of some sort, aim it,
fire, and not miss.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)




Pull!

Posted by: Preezy Skeeter Shooter at February 15, 2013 11:21 AM (GQ8sn)

527 I hereby award Barack Obama the "Distinguished Televised Warfare Audience Cross With Fuck-Clusters" for his role in the Bin Laden operation.

Posted by: Leon Panetta at February 15, 2013 11:21 AM (FcR7P)

528
Maybe it's different with girls, but if I'd been in that situation (her dad was with her), my mom would have said, "Oh, suck it up. You're without power and running water for a few days. You've done worse camping. You're not going to die."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (8y9MW)


YEP, exactly.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:21 AM (l86i3)

529 Valentine:
Your Sister Was Better

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:21 AM (uhftQ)

530
@520

It had the explosive power of a tactical nuke and it just barely missed a city of 1 million.

Damned close call.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 11:21 AM (kdS6q)

531 So, umm, this meteorite thing. Does this bother anyone else? "Science"
says this happens all the time. And yet, I don't think I have ever
heard of anyone ever being injured by a meteor before.


Most of the earth's landmass isn't actually populated, and 2/3 of the total surface is water. This does happen not-infrequently, but it's usually not where it affects people.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:22 AM (8y9MW)

532 So, umm, this meteorite thing. Does this bother anyone else? "Science" says this happens all the time. And yet, I don't think I have ever heard of anyone ever being injured by a meteor before.

I expect the vast majority of the injuries are from flying debris caused by the sonic boom and the subsequent explosion, which (according to another headline at Drudge) had the power of an atomic bomb. That's going to cause a lot of flying glass and building materials.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:22 AM (4df7R)

533 CARNIVAL Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship
CBS Local, Houston: http://tinyurl.com/befhrsb
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:14 AM (4df7R)


I'll bet money they were laughing uncontrollably. I would have been.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:14 AM (l86i3)



So would I! Right before, during and after the stabbings.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:22 AM (VtjlW)

534 Like Detroit?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (DrWcr)

---
I think he meant someplace where it would do some actual damage....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 11:22 AM (nELVU)

535 Valentine:
Herpes Looks Like Pimples

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:22 AM (uhftQ)

536 I thought all those sciency scientist said that it would be a close pass and not to worry? Did they go to the TFG school of pontificatin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:23 AM (l86i3)

537 516 Because it's within the realm of feasibility

Hey, uh...well...maybe the "object" was targeted on the SAM site...and that site just did an LAPD-style spray and pray with an entire battery of SA2-s. It worked for a U2, why not a SMOD?

/endsarc

Imagine looking down at your little cathode ray terminal and realizing that you're going head to head with SMOD.

CBDR all the way, woot!

Posted by: the Krugman at February 15, 2013 11:23 AM (r0BWd)

538 Nothing to worry, comrades. Local officials assure town meteor crater has no radiation. All water safe for drink and bathe.

Posted by: ElKomandante at February 15, 2013 11:23 AM (lYEaM)

539 “I want a hot shower and a daggum Whataburger,”

the staples of civilization

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 15, 2013 11:23 AM (bGlsD)

540 Imagine if that plowed into a big city. Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (pZDxu) Like Detroit?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (DrWcr)


You wouldn't be able to tell the difference if it hitDetroit, it would just bounce the rubble.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (6BgmB)

541 Rowdy crowd this morning.

Everybody looking forward to the weekend, maybe?

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (+wVdU)

542 Picking up research papers for the selectman's race at the town clerk...

Posted by: Truman North, updating yo ass at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (CXGAO)

543 Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I be goin' to the slammer
And so be U.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson Junior at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (Hx5uv)

544 I thought all those sciency scientist said that it would be a close pass and not to worry? Did they go to the TFG school of pontificatin.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:23 AM (l86i3)


The asteroid is still on schedule to do its close pass flyby. This was just a fame whore meteor that wanted to be a meteorite really really badly.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (4df7R)

545 Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I be goin' to the slammer
And so be U.
Posted by: Jesse Jackson Junior at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (Hx5uv)

LMFAO!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:25 AM (l86i3)

546 Everybody looking forward to the weekend, maybe?

Everybody's workin' for the weekend.

Posted by: Loverboy at February 15, 2013 11:25 AM (F3G1y)

547 You wouldn't be able to tell the difference if it hitDetroit, it would just bounce the rubble.

***

And there's always a couple dozen bodies laying in the street.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 11:25 AM (Hx5uv)

548 'This reasonably large chunk of rock was moving faster than the speed of sound, maybe 20,000 miles per hour."

Yes, that's faster than the speed of sound.

I'd go out on a limb and say that Mach 26 is faster than the speed of sound.

Posted by: Phinn at February 15, 2013 11:25 AM (oFH2D)

549 Everybody's workin' for the weekend.
Posted by: Loverboy at February 15, 2013 11:25 AM (F3G1y)


Not me. I'm currently procrastinatin' for the weekend.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (4df7R)

550 I thought all those sciency scientist said that it would be a close pass
and not to worry? Did they go to the TFG school of pontificatin.

----

No that's the OTHER asteroid.

The hit from last night???? They had no idea it was there.


** tosses blaster a prozac.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (nELVU)

551 My weekend starts in 30 minutes.

Woot!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (8y9MW)

552 I thought all those sciency scientist said that it would be a close pass and not to worry? Did they go to the TFG school of pontificatin.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:23 AM (l86i3)



Here's the thing, the one that just tried to be Tunguska: Electric Bugaloo was a completely different meteor that no one saw coming.


As Billy Bob Thornton put it so eloquently in Armageddon, it's a big ass sky.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (VtjlW)

553 It had the explosive power of a tactical nuke and it just barely missed a city of 1 million.

Damned close call.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Damn close. Maybe next time. *crosses fingers*

Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2013 11:27 AM (R18D0)

554 You wouldn't be able to tell the difference if it hitDetroit, it would just bounce the rubble.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (6BgmB)


It would be the first time in history that a meteor would actually pause in midair, rethink its actions, and change course. Even space debris doesn't want to deal with Detroit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:27 AM (4df7R)

555 My weekend starts in 30 minutes.Woot!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (8y9MW)


Seriously? Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:27 AM (DrWcr)

556 As Billy Bob Thornton put it so eloquently in Armageddon, it's a big ass sky.

***

And they make such a big deal out of Carl Sagan.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 11:27 AM (Hx5uv)

557 As Billy Bob Thornton put it so eloquently in Armageddon, it's a big ass sky.

This.

I love how NASA says "We've plotted the trajectories of 90% of NEOs..." and I want to say, "Yeah, but that remaining 10% is still a really big number."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (8y9MW)

558 My weekend starts in 30 minutes.Woot!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (8y9MW)


Seriously? Lucky bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:27 AM (DrWcr)


Everyday is a weekend when you gots no FKN job.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (l86i3)

559 548 'This reasonably large chunk of rock was moving faster than the speed of sound, maybe 20,000 miles per hour."

It's damned good for humanity that Vladimir Putin was on-hand with a longbow to handle this personally.

Posted by: akula51 at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (r0BWd)

560 Any possibility we could fire on SMOD, have it break into pieces, and have said pieces hit DC, Chicago, LA, and Manhattan?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (UOM48)

561 Rep. Steve Cohen, a Tennessee Democrat, attracted unwanted attention
during the State of the Union address, when press reported on what
appeared to be flirtatious tweets sent to a very pretty 24-year-old
blonde. It didn't help Cohen's case when he then deleted the tweets just
a few minutes. Oh no, it's another Weinergate only not as exciting
because there's no penis photo, the conservative media crowed. Turns out Rep. Cohen actually has a very pretty 24-year-old daughter, a fact that has been kept secret from the public for, well, 24 years. Scandal dodged. Sort of.







Whoopsie. It's just a widdle mistake. No scandal here because he's a Democrat and damn that "conservative media" for trying to make this a scandal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (1Jaio)

562 Seriously? Lucky bastard.

Yep.

Rolling off my current client. Replacement is already here and trained. I'm just marking time.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:29 AM (8y9MW)

563 You wouldn't be able to tell the difference if it hitDetroit, it would just bounce the rubble.Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (6BgmB)

--- It would do $97.00 dollars in damage and be an improvement

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 15, 2013 11:29 AM (R8hU8)

564 Any possibility we could fire on SMOD, have it break into pieces, and have said pieces hit DC, Chicago, LA, and Manhattan?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (UOM4

Or we could use a MIRV, and say we did.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:29 AM (l86i3)

565 my hs math says mach 43

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:29 AM (8sCoq)

566 Copes Distributing has HK 13rd 40cal mags for $49.99. In stock.

http://tinyurl.com/acrrfma

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 11:30 AM (TIIx5)

567 It's damned good for humanity that Vladimir Putin was on-hand with a longbow to handle this personally.
Posted by: akula51 at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (r0BWd)


I have it on good authority that Putin actually deflected the meteor away from the city by fixing it with a balefulKGB glare and bouncing it off his bare chest.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:30 AM (4df7R)

568 Imagine if that plowed into a big city.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (pZDxu)

Everyone was looking at it. It's almost all glass-related injuries.

But yes, as we know it was not so long ago since the Tunguska event.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 15, 2013 11:30 AM (FsUAO)

569 Rolling off my current client.

hehehehehe....

Posted by: Preezy Skeeter Shooter at February 15, 2013 11:30 AM (GQ8sn)

570 Rolling off my current client.


You're a gigolo?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:31 AM (DrWcr)

571 I asked for that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:31 AM (8y9MW)

572
was it also a secret from his wife?

or the IRS?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:31 AM (vyPsz)

573 Rolling off my current client.

Must ... resist ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 15, 2013 11:32 AM (mO9O5)

574 Rolling off my current client.


You're a gigolo?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:31 AM (DrWcr)

Maybe a heavy equipment operator?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:32 AM (l86i3)

575
Earth to go back, and to the left
back, and to the left
back, and to the left
back, and to the left

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:32 AM (8sCoq)

576 Posted by: Waterhouse at February 15, 2013 11:32 AM (mO9O5)

Why? No one else is?

I couldn't have set that up better if I'd tried.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:32 AM (8y9MW)

577 I asked for that.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:31 AM (8y9MW)


Yes. Yes you did.

One thing about the horde - you leave a door wide open like that, they are GOING to stampede.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:32 AM (4df7R)

578 One thing about the horde - you leave a door wide open like that, they are GOING to stampede.

On the other hand, they're usually actually funny about it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:33 AM (8y9MW)

579 >Rolling off my current client.


now send the client out for doughnuts and coffee

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:33 AM (8sCoq)

580
518
"'Russia Shot Down the Meteor' Theory Spreads Online" Yes, that's it.
Because it's within the realm of feasibility that the Russians could
target a space rock traveling 33K mph with pinpoint accuracy and blow it
up just before it hits the ground. It would have been downright SILLY
for them to have done so when it was high in the atmosphere and the
fallout would have been lessened, though, since they apparently had
enough warning to be able to scramble a missile of some sort, aim it,
fire, and not miss.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)


------------------------


Putin, stripped to the waist, judo-threw the meteor to the ground.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (DrWcr)


Putin, upon hearing of the meteorite, stripped down and leaped onto the back of a pure black stallion that was already in full gallop. Down the roadways they stormed, headed directly on a collision course with destiny and a meteorite.


The women fainted at the sight. The men were filled with passion and virility at the mere passing of their great leader and took the passed out women where they lay.


Upon arriving at the site of impending impact, Putin stared, unafraid, at the rapidly approaching space rock. He calmly took out the sling that he had made from the mane of the lion that he killed as a child. He loaded it with the golf ball sized kidney stone he passed earlier that day. Around and around he whirled the sling. Citizens gathered in awe, covering their ears as the sound of sling became too much. Putin released the stone and like a missile it streaked across the sky, perfectly straight and true. It impacted the meteorite with a force unseen in the lush Russian city.


As the pieces of meteorite fell to the earth, the citizens rejoiced. The women baring their breasts and begging for just a fondle. The men offering their women as a token of their esteem.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:34 AM (da5Wo)

581 Whoopsie. It's just a widdle mistake. No scandal here because he's a Democrat and damn that "conservative media" for trying to make this a scandal

---

When I heard this story, my first thought was "Did Cohen just watch the first episode of Lie To Me?"

In that episode, the investigators were hired to find out about a politician's rumored time at a DC whorehouse.

Come to find out, the girl he'd been "seeing" was a daughter given up for adoption in college, with him knowing about her but her not knowing about him, and he'd been giving her a lot of money while trying to convince her to give up the life. When the story hit, he fell on his sword and resigned rather than let her be known as "the congressman's whore daughter".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 11:34 AM (e0xKF)

582 562 Rolling off my current client. Replacement is already here and trained. I'm just marking time.

That's excellent news. I called my agent last night and told him I'm pressing the eject button here on Monday...I hope to be in your shoes in 2 (worst case 3) weeks. I'm a consultant, not an FTE. Time to get back in the game.

Posted by: akula51 at February 15, 2013 11:34 AM (r0BWd)

583 Uh-oh. Leave it to John Fucking Kerry to cock this up.

en.apa.az/news/187943

Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2013 11:34 AM (WM+rJ)

584 Valentine:
You'd Look Great In My Trunk

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:34 AM (uhftQ)

585
Rolling off my current client. Replacement is already here and trained. I'm just marking time.


Time for a smoke?

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 11:35 AM (+wVdU)

586 “Those aren’t meteors falling, it’s the Americans testing new weapons,” Zhirinovsky, leader of the Liberal Democratic Party,

delicious...

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 11:35 AM (UZQM8)

587 >Rolling off my current client. Replacement is already here and trained. I'm just marking time.


It's like you're Vladimir Putin or something



day-um

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:35 AM (8sCoq)

588 I was pondering the medals for drone operators and I
don't have a problem with some type of recognition but a combat medal
seems a bit much.





Also, I hereby decree that all meteors, asteroids, whathaveyou that
are not near ELE or ELE size be called SMODlets. So shall it be
written, so shall it be done.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (VtjlW)


How about "Meritorius Service in a Technical Specialty" medal, to be awarded to service members whose exceptional skill or dedication has saved lives or greatly advanced the prosecution of a campaign?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 11:36 AM (673KB)

589 Those aren’t meteors falling, it’s the Americans testing new weapons,” Zhirinovsky, leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, delicious...
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 11:35 AM (UZQM

Ron Paul to denounce aggressive American foreign policy in 3...2...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:36 AM (DrWcr)

590
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:34 AM (da5Wo)


I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:36 AM (4df7R)

591 How about "Meritorius Service in a Technical Specialty" medal, to be
awarded to service members whose exceptional skill or dedication has
saved lives or greatly advanced the prosecution of a campaign?



How about something that's really valuable to them?

5000 XBox Live Points

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:37 AM (GQ8sn)

592 560Any possibility we could fire on SMOD, have it break into pieces, and have said pieces hit DC, Chicago, LA, and Manhattan?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (UOM4)


Wait, wait, wait. I'm in Manhattan right now, it's Friday and I don't need any of this Armageddon shit. Let's make it a micro-smodlet let's align the trajectory to Bloomberg's crotch then we can all go home for the long weekend.

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 11:39 AM (+xmn4)

593 5000 XBox Live Points
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:37 AM (GQ8sn)


Oh, so you're one of those smarty pants thinker types.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:39 AM (l86i3)

594 So shall it be written, so shall it be done. Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (VtjlW)

Y'all quit surfin' Kate Upton porn back there!

Her heard the lady! Update all the records!!!

Posted by: Chief Scientist, Alextopia Near Earth SMOD Project at February 15, 2013 11:39 AM (F3G1y)

595 So with SMOD scheduled to near-miss us at 2:24 ET, should we begin drinking around 2:00? Just in case.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:42 AM (UOM48)

596 Drone medal?
Call it the Special Highly Important Target medal.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:42 AM (uhftQ)

597 those aren't meteors. God sharted. Ask Al Roker

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:42 AM (Dnbau)

598 Valentine Heart:

LOTION IN THE BUCKET

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 11:42 AM (pZDxu)

599 Valentine heart:

SHUT UP SHUT UP

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:43 AM (UOM48)

600 Will Ace live blog the SMOD?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:43 AM (8sCoq)

601 George Lucas told he she was not to wear a bra

That reminds me of one of my favorite bits from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World:
"And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms! In all time in this wretched Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture? In literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight!"

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, zoned out on Prozac at February 15, 2013 11:43 AM (zF6Iw)

602 Valentine heart
You Taste Like My Mom

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:43 AM (uhftQ)

603 Oh, so you're one of those smarty pants thinker types.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:39 AM (l86i3



You KNOW they'll prefer that over some medal. Plus a carton of Mountain Dew: Code Red.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:43 AM (GQ8sn)

604 Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 11:42 AM (pZDxu)

I still like:

IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:43 AM (8y9MW)

605 Poor Kate Upton. She's a human being too. All of this objectification. You should all be ashamed. I wonder during her quiet, contimplative time what she thinks?


*Kate stares at the ocean, sips a drink and thinks,*

MOTHERFUCKER AM I RICH!.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:44 AM (l86i3)

606 563
You wouldn't be able to tell the difference if it hitDetroit, it would
just bounce the rubble.Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15,
2013 11:24 AM (6BgmB)

--- It would do $97.00 dollars in damage and be an improvement

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 15, 2013 11:29 AM (R8hU

Think of all the union jobs taken when it razes all of the houses slated for demolition. Why do meteors hate the middle class so?

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Housing Demolition Local 58 at February 15, 2013 11:44 AM (FIDMq)

607

IT
BURNS
WHEN
I
PEE

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:44 AM (LVtr+)

608 Valentine heart (one of my contributions last night):


UR MOM IS HOT

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:44 AM (UOM48)

609 You KNOW they'll prefer that over some medal. Plus a carton of Mountain Dew: Code Red.

This seems like a good time for some Code Monkey.
http://youtu.be/v4Wy7gRGgeA

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:45 AM (8y9MW)

610 Valentine heart : FREE CLINIC

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:45 AM (DrWcr)

611 Let's make it a micro-smodlet let's align the trajectory to Bloomberg's crotch then we can all go home for the long weekend.
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 11:39 AM (+xmn4)



I'm not certain we can engineer anything that small.

should we begin drinking


Yes.



Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:45 AM (VtjlW)

612 UR MOM IS HOT

And conversely:

UR DAUGHTER IS HOT

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:45 AM (GQ8sn)

613 Yes.



Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:45 AM (VtjlW)

Sorry, I got 15 minutes yet, the lamp comes on at noon.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:46 AM (l86i3)

614 US SON IS HOT

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at February 15, 2013 11:46 AM (DrWcr)

615 I TOOK MY VIAGRA

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:46 AM (8y9MW)

616 I should think the perfect Valentine candy heart would be


EAT ME

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:47 AM (8sCoq)

617 STOP SCREAMING

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:47 AM (UOM48)

618 valentine for Muslims I SHALL TOLERATE YOUR CLITORIS

I should think "U TIGHTER THAN GOAT" would be more Muzzie-centric.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 11:47 AM (zF6Iw)

619
DO
U
LIKE
CONFINED
SPACES

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:47 AM (052zE)

620 QUIT SQUIRMING

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:47 AM (DrWcr)

621 U LIKE MY CRAWL SPACE?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:47 AM (UOM48)

622 STOP SCREAMING
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:47 AM (UOM4


LOL, coming from you? LMAO.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:47 AM (l86i3)

623 THIS
WON'T
TAKE
LONG

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:48 AM (Dnbau)

624 Valentine
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have gonhorrea
and so does your mother

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:48 AM (uhftQ)

625 FACE OR HAIR?

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

626 IT'S TINY BUT CUTE

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:48 AM (UOM48)

627 UR
DOG
IS
HOT

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:48 AM (Dnbau)

628 From now on, when we refer to Kate Upton's sweater puppies, we can add the euphemism 'moneymakers'

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:48 AM (8sCoq)

629 Valentine's candy from wife:

GET AWAY FROM WITH THAT THING

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 11:48 AM (4Mv1T)

630 Given to daughter: UR MOM IS HOT




Given to the MILF: UR DAUGHTER IS HOT



Given to both: 3WAY?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (da5Wo)

631 ITS NOT MINE

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (FIDMq)

632
I
SLEEP
IN
A
COFFIN

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (Ba6aP)

633 STDS
ARE
FOREVER

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (Dnbau)

634 Valentine candy heart

HOLD STILL

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (8sCoq)

635 Sorry, I got 15 minutes yet, the lamp comes on at noon.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:46 AM (l86i3)


*sob* since my boss expects me to stay until quitting time, and this job is in DC....I've got just over 4 hours till I can pull a cork or pop a top.

Have a few for me, I promise I'll catch up.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (94E39)

636 Valentine: Your Sister Was Better
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:21 AM (uhftQ)


UR MOMS A MILF.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (zF6Iw)

637 UR BROTHER WAS BETTER

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (UOM48)

638 DOUCHE MUCH?

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (FIDMq)

639 Rep Stockman bringing the funny on Twitter. Grabbed this from Twitchy:



Meteor shatters thousands of windows in Russia. Paul Krugman predicts economic boom.
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveStockmanTX) February 15, 2013


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (4df7R)

640 I
SLEEP
IN
A
COFFIN
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (Ba6aP)


In certain circles, that could get you laid.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (l86i3)

641 UR DAD WAS BETTER

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:49 AM (UOM48)

642 Poor Kate Upton. She's a human being too. All of this objectification. You should all be ashamed. I wonder during her quiet, contimplative time what she thinks?


*Kate stares at the ocean, sips a drink and thinks,*

MOTHERFUCKER AM I RICH!.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:44 AM (l86i3)



During the Baywatch days, I saw some interview thingy with Pam Anderson and some NOW bint. Pammy was doing her dumb blonde schtick and the bint was all help help you're being oppressed and being taken advantage of. Pammy finally shot back with "I made six million dollars last year, you tell me who is taking advantage of who." Then there was the blink when she realized she let the mask slip and hahaha oh I'm just a stupid blonde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (VtjlW)

643 I'm not certain we can engineer anything that small.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:45 AM (VtjlW)


No engineering involved. Trajectory is all that is needed, the basketball sized micro-smodlet will do what basketball sized micro-smodlets do: obliterate the entre city block and whatever Bloomberg crotches that happened to be therein at the time.

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (+xmn4)

644 from a gal

R
U
IN?

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (Dnbau)

645 Meteor shatters thousands of windows in Russia. Paul Krugman predicts economic boom.

— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveStockmanTX) February 15, 2013



HAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (GQ8sn)

646
OK, I'm late.

So SMOD finally shows up, and it's a flop like everything else.

There's a message in all this...

And I think it's, "Fix it yourselves, earthlings."

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (jTKU5)

647
Cheese and crackers... we're still on the dump thread?

People are getting loopy.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (TOk1P)

648 Valentine from wife:

FAT CHANCE

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (4Mv1T)

649 Ok good, I missed this yesterday.

STOP RAPE:
CONSENT

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (94E39)

650 My weekend starts in 30 minutes.Woot!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (8y9MW)


Allen, I mean this in the kindest way:

Mel Gibson.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (zF6Iw)

651 Valentine Heart
Free Willie

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (uhftQ)

652 From the wife:

I'M GOING TO SLEEP

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)

653 Over at Tepid Air they're saying the number of injured from the SMODlet is up to 900.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (UOM48)

654 Girl in bikini bottom bending over: Think about it.
(Y )

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (wbmaj)

655 During the Baywatch days, I saw some interview
thingy with Pam Anderson and some NOW bint. Pammy was doing her dumb
blonde schtick and the bint was all help help you're being oppressed and
being taken advantage of. Pammy finally shot back with "I made six
million dollars last year, you tell me who is taking advantage of who."
Then there was the blink when she realized she let the mask slip and
hahaha oh I'm just a stupid blonde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (VtjlW)


Epic awesome. And that's just Pam's boobs at the time. The comeback was pretty good too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (da5Wo)

656 Meteor shatters thousands of windows in Russia. Paul Krugman predicts economic boom. — Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveStockmanTX) February 15, 2013

Sweet Jeebus, how many times do I have to explain this?

Posted by: Frederic Bastiat at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (DrWcr)

657 From Sandra Fluke:

BIC PEN
IN A
WHALES MOUTH

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (Dnbau)

658 Allen, I mean this in the kindest way:

Mel Gibson.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (zF6Iw)



I saw a great TFLN once - on a scale of Mormon to Mel Gibson, how drunk are you?

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (VtjlW)

659 Skilled Immigrants on way to US? How much executive dish washing, cotton picking and lawn care do we need?

Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (Q8Pu5)

660
VALTREX
15mg




(someone already do that?)

Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (FC8Yl)

661 From the wife:I'M GOING TO SLEEP
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)

Or HEADACHE 2NIGHT

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (DrWcr)

662 Pro tip: When you see a fiery object hurtling toward earth, step away from the fucking windows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (UOM48)

663 Valentine Heart
You Turned Me Gay

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (uhftQ)

664 From the wife:

JUST

TURN

ME

OVER

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (GQ8sn)

665 had a dump thread ever achieved the mark of the beast?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (8sCoq)

666 Valentine:
I DRINK
MY OWN
URINE

Oh, wait, no, that was an actual Valentine card from Ke$ha.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (4df7R)

667 652 From the wife:

I'M GOING TO SLEEP
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)


From the husband:

HAPPENING ANYWAY

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (94E39)

668 oh

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (8sCoq)

669 Skilled Immigrants on way to US? How much executive dish washing, cotton picking and lawn care do we need?
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (Q8Pu5)

When I worked at the Motorcycle Co we had about 20 Indians in our basement writing code at a cost of about 200K each. so there is that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:54 AM (l86i3)

670 Valentine Heart
SAMMICH NOW

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 11:54 AM (m2CN7)

671 DON'T
WAKE
ME

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:54 AM (Dnbau)

672
667
652 From the wife:



I'M GOING TO SLEEP

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)





From the husband:



HAPPENING ANYWAY

Posted by: DC in Towson



From the wife:

GET

THE

LUBE

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:54 AM (GQ8sn)

673 From Wife-

YOU WANT TO PUT IT WHERE??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 11:54 AM (4Mv1T)

674 Valentine Heart
IM STICKING WITH SHEEP

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:55 AM (uhftQ)

675 667
652 From the wife:



I'M GOING TO SLEEP


Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)





From the husband: SO?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:55 AM (da5Wo)

676 NOT
THE
BUTT

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:55 AM (Dnbau)

677 CRAP! I need another post to get rid of the bad karma of being 666!

Valentine:
YOUR SKIN
WOULD MAKE
NICE BOOTS

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:55 AM (4df7R)

678 From the wife:

NOT
MY
HAIR

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:55 AM (GQ8sn)

679
#654 revisited

(Y) Bending over, standing there, bikini bottom. It's there-trust me.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 11:55 AM (wbmaj)

680 VALENTINE HEART
FLYING SQUID WAS BETTER

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (uhftQ)

681 (f) ABANDON ALL HOPE
YE WHO ENTER HERE

Don't know if that got used yesterday, but too lazy to look. I'll go in the barrel if I must, and assuming there's space, which I doubt.

Posted by: jakeman channeling Dante at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (96M6e)

682
Why is the Department of Homeland Security buying so many bullets?

http://is.gd/mLdWEf

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (8sCoq)

683 Valentine's? I want to dance where it stinks, and I don't mean Pittsburgh!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (wbmaj)

684 Oh for Christ's sake...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)



I'm shocked they didn't work the Joooos and the Illuminati in there somehow.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (DrWcr)


All I can say is "so what?" As far as I'm concerned, both Big Oil and Big Tobacco have an order of magnitude more credibility than any leftist institution or any level of government.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 11:57 AM (673KB)

685 ALL MY BITCHES
WEAR MY COLLARS

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:57 AM (Dnbau)

686 From wife:

NEVER AGAIN

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 11:57 AM (4Mv1T)

687 VALENTINE HEART
THAT ISN'T AN EYE BOOGER

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:57 AM (uhftQ)

688 from him

SWALLOW

from her

SPIT

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 11:57 AM (m2CN7)

689
682

Why is the Department of Homeland Security buying so many bullets?

http://is.gd/mLdWEf

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (8sCoq)


Because.

Scuse me. You put up this youtube vid? We're gonna need you to come with us.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:57 AM (da5Wo)

690 Luckygunner has a shit ton of PMAGS (Gen1, Gen2, and Gen3) for around $45 a piece. In stock and ready to ship.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (GQ8sn)

691 Bending over, standing there, bikini bottom. It's there-trust me.

( Ÿ )

with tramp stamp

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (8sCoq)

692 Great, now I've got Code Monkey in my head.

Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

693 Does Bill Clinton still brand his animals?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (wbmaj)

694 682

Why is the Department of Homeland Security buying so many bullets?

http://is.gd/mLdWEf

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (8sCoq)

Practice...DUH

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (FIDMq)

695 PLZ
DON'T
CRY

Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (0PiQ4)

696 U DON'T SWALLOW?

BETTER CLOSE YOUR EYES

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (94E39)

697 Why is the Department of Homeland Security buying so many bullets?http://is.gd/mLdWEf
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (8sCoq)

Because they get marksmanship training at the same place as the LAPD?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (DrWcr)

698 I'M GOING TO SLEEP

From the husband: SO?


Or...

UNPRECEDENTED

Or...

THIS IS MY SURPRISED FACE

Posted by: jakeman channeling Dante at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (96M6e)

699 SIT IN
ICE FIRST

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (Dnbau)

700 From wife:

NEVER AGAIN



From husband:

GIVE
ME
FIVE

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:59 AM (GQ8sn)

701 #691 Perfect touch. Perfect.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 11:59 AM (wbmaj)

702 VALENTINE HEART
UNNATURAL LOVE FOR GERBILS

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:59 AM (uhftQ)

703 WHAT DOES
IT MATTER?

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 11:59 AM (Dnbau)

704
I know this wouldn't fit on a heart ,but:

EVENTUALLY YOUR POOR DENTAL HYGIENE WILL BECOME A PLUS

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 11:59 AM (TOk1P)

705 Because they get marksmanship training at the same place as the LAPD?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (DrWcr)


You mean Homeland Security shoots innocent drivers for practice, too?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:59 AM (4df7R)

706 I saw a great TFLN once - on a scale of Mormon to Mel Gibson, how drunk are you?
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (VtjlW)


Right now, Imperial One? Dryer than Nancy Pelosi's cooch. I'll start working my way to Mel-dom in about 2 hours.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 11:59 AM (zF6Iw)

707 GO
CIALIS

Posted by: Jefferson Probeship at February 15, 2013 11:59 AM (bGlsD)

708 GET IN THE VAN

Posted by: Whatev at February 15, 2013 12:00 PM (A7Wh1)

709 662Pro tip: When you see a fiery object hurtling toward earth, step away from the fucking windows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (UOM4)


I've witnessed crowds of people standing a block away from what the NYPD thought might be a bomb left in a bag to see what was going to happen.Seems to me, if you think of about a second, the possibilites are:a.)I'm wasting my time, nothing is going to happen.
b.)It really is a bomb and the last thing I am going to see will be bone fragments liberated from the bodies of those in front of me entering my brainpan.This leads me to believe people act completely independent of thought most of the time. That explains how so many people voted for Obama, I guess.

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 12:00 PM (+xmn4)

710 Because they get marksmanship training at the same place as the LAPD?

It all makes sense now.

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:00 PM (GQ8sn)

711 Valentine from male Sea Slug:

I LEFT
MY DICK
IN YOU

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

712 IT'S
BIG

Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 12:00 PM (0PiQ4)

713 TRUST
ME

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:00 PM (Dnbau)

714 IM HUNG

Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 12:01 PM (0PiQ4)

715 make this thread stop

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:01 PM (8sCoq)

716 From husband:

TIME
FOR
BRAZILIAN

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)

717 Thanks Pixy, for erasing all my fucking spaces. *pouts*

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 12:01 PM (+xmn4)

718 I SNITCHED

-from Jessie Jackson Jr. to his wife

Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (R18D0)

719 From JJJr

GO
TO
JAIL

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (Dnbau)

720 Why is the Department of Homeland Security buying so many bullets?

Follow-up question from further down in the article: why is Immigration and Customs Enforcement buying any ammunition?

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (FcR7P)

721 From husband:
TIME
FOR
BRAZILIAN

Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)



From wife:

YOU
FIRST

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (4df7R)

722 this thread delenda est

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (8sCoq)

723 Meanwhile some ad agency thought this would be a great idea.... WTF?
http://www.ufunk.net/en/insolite/klara/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (bfYGd)

724 JUST
THE
TIP

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (Dnbau)

725 Me, last Valentine's night:

IT'S NOT A FREAKIN' GEAR SHIFTER YOU KNOW.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (4Mv1T)

726 IM EZ

Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (0PiQ4)

727
KISS ME
UR SIS IS UR MOM

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 12:03 PM (TOk1P)

728 VALENTINE HEART
I'LL SHAVE WHEN YOU DO

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:03 PM (uhftQ)

729 On a big heart

I
Demand
Paternity
Testing

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 12:03 PM (FIDMq)

730 700 comments, anybody notice that this is the Friday *Monring* News Dump?

And what's a Monring?

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 12:03 PM (94E39)

731 I WANT YOU-







r credit card #

Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:03 PM (nqBYe)

732 Skilled Immigrants on way to US? How much executive dish washing, cotton picking and lawn care do we need?
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (Q8Pu5)

The only think dumb about Pam Anderson was her taste in men. Then again, a couple of Budweiser Clydsdales were watching the Pam and Tommy video when one looked at the other and said "Now that's a big dick"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:03 PM (l86i3)

733 IM EZ


Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 12:02 PM (0PiQ4)


lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:04 PM (4df7R)

734 I HAVE
A MONRING

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:04 PM (Dnbau)

735 Where's the SMOD watching thread?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 12:04 PM (9+ccr)

736 WACKS ON




wacks off

Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:04 PM (nqBYe)

737 And what's a Monring?Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 12:03 PM (94E39)

I read it as Friday Moroning News Dump.

Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 12:04 PM (+xmn4)

738 Oh FARK, Imeant to cut and paste ATC's comments about pam Anderson, FKD that up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 12:04 PM (l86i3)

739 SHE SAID
SHE WAS
18

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 12:04 PM (4df7R)

740 WHERE R
TEH TUMBLEWEEDS

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 15, 2013 12:04 PM (96M6e)

741 From Wife:

My Turn

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 12:05 PM (UZQM8)

742 IM L8

U R A DAD

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 12:05 PM (94E39)

743 NOOD
POST

Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 12:05 PM (Dnbau)

744 the Rejected Valentines Day hearts are why I'm going to hell. So are all of you.

Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 12:05 PM (0PiQ4)

745 VALENTINE HEART
WANT TO KNOW WHAT CHLOROFORM SMELLS LIKE?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 12:05 PM (uhftQ)

746 to the daughter of my grandchild. please do not leave child with cheetos as a snack food , after several toothbrushes trying to get the orange off her teeth, and my couch, i am an unhappy soul.

Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:06 PM (nqBYe)

747 That's IT?

Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 12:07 PM (nqBYe)

748 RUFFIE

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 12:08 PM (81UWZ)

749 Posted by: jakeman channeling Dante at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (96M6e)

Yesterday a gunslinger, today channeling Dante.

A veritable Renaissance man you are!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 12:12 PM (F3G1y)

750 I just going to put the head in, as he rams it to her.


Please oh God, give me all of it.


Nope, a promise is a promise.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 15, 2013 12:19 PM (wR+pz)

751
@580
Great book!! Betcha Hollywood f*cks up the movie though..... Leo is starring as Putin of course..... Meh.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 15, 2013 12:21 PM (4DD4V)

752 Men probably shouldn't call women they don't know by any other names than their real name or "Miss" or "Ma'am" as for instance, to a waitress in a restaurant. It usually sounds patronizing and for instance, if you work in a customer complaint dept people calling you that won't make them want to help them any sooner or more effectively.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2013 12:30 PM (PxYrx)

753 And for that matter it's a good indication that when women who are arguing on the internet can't stand each other the "honeys" and "sweeties" come out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2013 12:34 PM (PxYrx)

754 Karen Reynolds with her husband Jim called 911 to report Dorner had tied them up and stolen their car, potentially making them good candidates for the money. Karen Reynolds said, “We didn’t even think about any of that until sitting around the sheriff’s station. We just kind of started joking about it.”

Posted by: Ghost of Dorner at February 15, 2013 12:38 PM (e8kgV)






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