Naomi Wolf, Author of Vagina: A Biography, in Preliminary Talks to Become Al Jazeera's Vaginal Correspondent

No, not really on that last part; I imagine she won't be talking about veegers -- or feminism, or women -- at all.

I think she's just being hired because she's a reliably stupid conduit for anti-Western agitprop.

Posted by: Ace at 09:19 PM



Comments

1 I won't be first there!

Posted by: Grover's at February 14, 2013 09:21 PM (9aKQB)

2 I hear an echo.

Posted by: Grover's at February 14, 2013 09:23 PM (9aKQB)

3 A burka would make her look better

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 14, 2013 09:23 PM (FxIhI)

4

Useful idiots.

Now even the Muslims have them.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 14, 2013 09:23 PM (NLH1M)

5 *sniff*

Ahh, new thread smell.

*sniff again*

Ew, Naomi Wolf vajayjay.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (jIaZt)

6 Heh, I love the guy on the Office who's an even lamer Michael Scott.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (4pNjZ)

7 She'll be in a burkha, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (UOM48)

8 Something smells fishy to me.

Posted by: grease monkey at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (VSWPU)

9 How will this help Ashley's Senate campaign?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (Zd/NW)

10 And Joy Behar will be their Entertainment correspondent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (UOM48)

11 Man that Al Jazeera is really scooping up the best and the brightest, huh?



/s

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (X6akg)

12 Beat it

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (dMSey)

13 So this Wolf fella was actually born a woman? Huh. There you go, learn something every day. I thought he was just a fancy boy.

Posted by: otho at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (yBF/9)

14 Hopefully, Keith Olbermann will do Sports for them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (UOM48)

15 They see me vajjin'

They hatin'

Posted by: Naomi Wolfbait at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (4pNjZ)

16 If she wrote a book about her vagina it must be a BIG book
And have a leather cover

You're welcome for that visual btw

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (FxIhI)

17 We have to take our victories these days where we can get them. And this, my friends, is a victory.

Anyway we can ship them that Dunham hog too?

I realize Islam has a prohibition against pork, but Wolf is Jewish, so seems like that wouldn't be a problem either.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (m2IdD)

18 It's only bad when Republicans work for Al-Jazeera.

Posted by: Krystal Ball at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (4pNjZ)

19 The "very, very preliminary talks" that she is having with them are kind of like mine with the Mrs when it comes to sex, me begging a lot and her laughing. I'm guessing Al Jazeera is laughing at her.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:27 PM (Zd/NW)

20 Dear Naomi Wolf,

If a Muslim invites you to get stoned. Please take him up
on his offer.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 14, 2013 09:28 PM (HiKk0)

21 WTF is it with feminists and their vaginas? They have to constantly be reassured that they have one?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:28 PM (UOM48)

22 I'm not Jewish and have way more experience than Naomi Wolf's mine shaft.

Posted by: Helen Thomas's Mummified Crotch at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (m2IdD)

23 16
If she wrote a book about her vagina it must be a BIG book

And have a leather cover



You're welcome for that visual btw

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (FxIhI)

Must be leatherbound too.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (Zd/NW)

24
Wait till they surprise her with a cliterectomy. Should have read the fine print in your contract, Naomi!

Posted by: waldo at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (ZzS+r)

25 Make sure when she does live feeds that they keep her away from the fish markets.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (ZOf1l)

26 Coming soon to a cup of battery acid: Her Face! Allah Ackbar!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 09:30 PM (r4dYV)

27 Introducing The Naomi Wolf Award
http://tinyurl.com/ax3tpwo

Posted by: Hepcat at February 14, 2013 09:30 PM (gBUvl)

28


Wait til that beast gives fashion tips on wearing those burqas and all those fucking scarfs.

Just wait, it's coming.

These people are totally deranged. I say that non-sarcastically, but honestly.

Jake the Snake Roberts has nothing on a modern commie liberal.


Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Peers Morgon at February 14, 2013 09:30 PM (HQml1)

29 Feminists: Just because we're, for the most part, unattractive, doesn't mean we don't have vaginas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:31 PM (UOM48)

30 Al-Jazeera is a despicable network.

Posted by: Infinite Wisdom at February 14, 2013 09:31 PM (puDKn)

31 *struts in*


*streeeeetch*



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


So, I miss anything?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 09:31 PM (GEICT)

32 I hear she's writing fiction too!

"A crust for every pie"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 09:32 PM (dMSey)

33 ace you make love to them breitbart pages so tender with your prose. If women had a lover like you, we wouldn't have bitches like me.

Ok ok. Anyway. Been dying to ask you. Im thinking of getting rid of my hood. What do you think? The guys at al jazeera say it's totally optional. For now. Ha hah ha. What cards. I think I'll do them.


Posted by: Naomi "the coot scoot" Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:32 PM (Xf6HL)

34 Word to the wise, Sister: Don't carry any strange backpacks and don't agree to any photo ops that involve standing in front of a dieseling bulldozer.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (m2IdD)

35 She is kinda hawt. I'd hit it.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

36 Wonder if Naomi will be responsible for putting a positive spin on honor killings...

Posted by: Wiserbud at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (WCe8r)

37 Jake the Snake Roberts has nothing on a modern commie liberal.

I am the very model of a modern Commie liberal
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (l2djs)

38 Will there be a line of Naomi Vajayjay Valentine candies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:34 PM (bfYGd)

39 I don't see any way that this marriage isn't full of win for us. Not since the Red Army Faction gave the PLO a hand job while simultaneously proclaiming that their bombings were an effort to fight the heirs of Hitler in Germany has the stupidity and moral midgetry of the left been this obvious.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 14, 2013 09:34 PM (E55AK)

40 OT - an actual post up on the WH facebook page
--
Harry Mann - Hello Mr. President I was on Craigslist tonight and saw something that was totaly disrespectful to our First Lady. Posting ID: 3618054553

Posted: 2013-02-14, 7:58PM EST It was on the Syracuse Rant & Rave Board. I flaged it but it remained up
--
WTF? Do they think he's going to do about it.

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 09:34 PM (A7Wh1)

41
http://tinyurl.com/ax3tpwo
Naomi Wolf speaks through her mouth:
I think it’s silly, an affront to basic freedoms, and ultimately more damaging to the women it claims to protect. Now France is at it again,
trying to ban the wearing in public of any item of clothing that covers
your face. The law is clearly targeted at French Muslims and Muslim
immigrants.
I understand that many people perceive the burqa, or any full-body
covering, as a symbol of female submission. Heck, I perceive the
stereotypical conservative Christian floor-length denim or flowery dress
the same way, so I get it. I don’t have much love lost for any
religious tradition that insists the female body is inherently sinful
and must be covered.

But my personal opinions on fashion and the female form, and which
religious (or irreligious) path I choose to follow? Not great
foundations for legally limiting the rights of others.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 14, 2013 09:35 PM (gBUvl)

42 From a woman who thinks IED stands for Intrauterine Ecstasy Device, this should turn out well.

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 09:35 PM (WM+rJ)

43 So does her squeek hole gets to write a manifesto?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 14, 2013 09:35 PM (HiKk0)

44 Heads up, Horde. NASA monitoring asteroid near-missing earth tomorrow (2:24 pm EST).

http://tinyurl.com/bjmqxb2


Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM48)

45 WTF? Do they think he's going to do about it.

Take 'em out with a drone.

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (mjR67)

46 >>>Harry Mann - Hello Mr. President I was on Craigslist tonight and saw something that was totaly disrespectful

What an ass-kisser. If I were him I think I'd just kill myself.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (4Mv1T)

47 Naomi Wolf.
Al Gorzeera.
Why not?
Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (C8mVl)

48 Isn't this the bitch who stuffed a banana in Fatalgores pants and told him to wear earth tones?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (jucos)

49 Naomi Wolf working for Al Jazeera. Left wing feminist Jewish Naomi Wolf? Am I missing something here? She'll last one show on which they'll behead her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (smKmt)

50 Islam loves feminists.

Oh, oops. I meant kills. Islam kills feminists.

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (wsGWu)

51 Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.

They havent been right about anything since Algebra

Best start making SMOD preparations

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (l2djs)

52 Can't you make it easier to link to the these articles. I've been reading the site for 5 years now and encouraging my friends to as well.

Unless there's more below the fold then you have to link to the comments page. Even then it looks like crap on FB.

For instance this post which I think is clever comes off as: "Naomi Wolf, Author of Vagina: A Biography, in Preliminary Talks to Become Al Jazeera's Vaginal Corre...".

See it's truncated. That has to be fixable with some web dev because youtube doesn't do that.

Don't get me wrong. I really appreciate this site and as of right now I haven't donated so I am a free loader. I just want to share Ace's whit and wisdom with some of friends but the site isn't social media friendly really. When is the next fund drive? I'll pony up.

Posted by: bestie21 at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (ijwsR)

53 Future headline from Al Jazeera "Naomi Wolf meets tragic end in Iran, beheaded by freedom fighters."

Posted by: SnowSoul at February 14, 2013 09:38 PM (qJlNG)

54 The burka- it's so very,very liberating!

Now I don't have to wear Spanks to please the heteronormative hegemony!!

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (pNUIC)

55 Sean what will they think if the asteroid takes out Mecca?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (bfYGd)

56 Her first story. It's all about your vagina.

You don't need a clitoris, or how to live without a clit.

Seven steps to help your man cut it off.




Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (wR+pz)

57 Christ knows I wasted a couple of hundred on Mittens. I think you guys might get more bang for the buck.

Posted by: bestie21 at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (ijwsR)

58
Don't get me wrong. I really appreciate this
site and as of right now I haven't donated so I am a free loader. I
just want to share Ace's whit and wisdom with some of friends but the
site isn't social media friendly really. When is the next fund drive?
I'll pony up.

Posted by: bestie21 at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (ijwsR


Ace doesn't freely share his "whit." Now pony up or scram.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (UOM48)

59 I'm naked under this burka.

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (mjR67)

60 53 Future headline from Al Jazeera "Naomi Wolf meets tragic end in Iran, beheaded by freedom fighters.murdered by zionist criminals."

Posted by: SnowSoul at February 14, 2013 09:38 PM (qJlNG)



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (GEICT)

61 eewwww "Living without my Clit" by Naomi Woof-Woof.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (bfYGd)

62 She's just the kind of useful idiot who would write about her vagina one day, and then the next day claim that the modesty of wearing a burqa is liberating because it frees her from being sexualized by Western, patriarchal, sexist man-pigs (thus implying that Muslim men "respect" women more).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (amaU1)

63 44 Heads up, Horde. NASA monitoring asteroid near-missing earth tomorrow (2:24 pm EST).

http://tinyurl.com/bjmqxb2


Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM4
-----
Be kinda funny if it bumped into a smaller unseen rock at the last minute and changed course.

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (A7Wh1)

64 Next up on Al Jazeera, correspondent Naomi Wolf admits she's a brainless scrunt who will do anything for money...

Posted by: wiserbud at February 14, 2013 09:41 PM (WCe8r)

65 Feminists have vaginas.

It's like New Zealand.

Everyone knows it's down there but who cares?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:41 PM (qyv02)

66 Algore=Naomi Wolf=Raw Sewage

fucking communist scum

Posted by: The other Vic at February 14, 2013 09:41 PM (nu+wi)

67 -----

Be kinda funny if it bumped into a smaller unseen rock at the last minute and changed course.

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (A7Wh1

Funny and liberating. We'd finally be free of this soul-killing administration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM48)

68 #28: I know what you mean. I've read a couple of Mick Foley's books, and in one of them he wrote about sharing a hotel room with Jake the Snake, who got up in the middle of the night to piss on the floor between the beds.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (IlZPE)

69 There's a perfect storm brewing...Liberalism, Multi Culti Cult, and Feminism are knives in the back of western civ...I support introducing the virus into Islam and China as soon as possible.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (LRFds)

70 Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (GEICT)

How could I have been so wrong?! That is much better!

Posted by: SnowSoul at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (qJlNG)

71 GODDESS-SHAPED HOLE

Posted by: old memes won't die at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (LCRYB)

72 >>>Be kinda funny if it bumped into a smaller unseen rock at the last minute and changed course.

I think it's about 150 feet across. Could take out the WH, or the UN, or Tehran. That'd be good.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (4Mv1T)

73 ...and then hilarity ensued.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (1rU+d)

74 I guess I could write a book called Penis: A Soliloquy.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (4pNjZ)

75 Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.


Let's hope they're wrong. Bring on SMOD!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (NEIxp)

76 41 ---- "...the stereotypical conservative Christian floor-length denim or flowery dress ..."

Posted by: Hepcat at February 14, 2013 09:35 PM (gBUvl)

I am not familiar with this "Christian" dress.
What the hell is she talking about? If it's "stereotypical," it should be common enough for me to know what the hell she's talking about.

The only people I know of who might "stereotypically" wear denim or floral maxi-dresses are Boomers stuck in hippieville.

Where do they get this material?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (C8mVl)

77 MUSTY SCAMPER

Posted by: the other thread invading this one at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (LCRYB)

78 37. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I imagine she knows as much about the Pythagorean theorem as I do about the internalsof her vagina. Zero.

Posted by: Ronster at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (JgkPs)

79 Tim Blair's law.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blair%27s+law

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (nz3XM)

80 What an ass-kisser. If I were him I think I'd just kill myself.

You'd be staggered but the number of people out there who think the government (a) knows the or (b) gives a fuck about them. They are from the community-based reality.

In a previous life in the Army I used to answer constituent mail. People would write to the White House and if the query was in my office's area of expertise, it got sent over. We would write the response and send it back to the White House and they'd sign it with the auto pen and send it back.

I especially enjoyed the letters from prisoners who thought that the President should create a special "Dirty Dozen" force recruited from the U.S. prison population to undertake the most dangerous missions. If they survived, their sentences would be commuted.

(yes, we all loved Lee Marvin when we saw this movie the first time....)

Pro tip: if you're going to write the President in pencil on spiral bound notebook paper, at least tear off the ragged edge before you put it in the envelope.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (l2djs)

81 "scamper"

I have only heard that word here. I see it here like once a year. Every time it's a new time (because I forget it).

Funny word.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (LCRYB)

82 62
She's just the kind of useful idiot who would write about her vagina one
day, and then the next day claim that the modesty of wearing a burqa is
liberating because it frees her from being sexualized by Western,
patriarchal, sexist man-pigs (thus implying that Muslim men "respect"
women more).


Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (amaU1)



She can wear a burka now if she wants....no one's stopping her. In fact, I encourage it. Burka, Naomi, Burka! Free yourself!

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (X6akg)

83
She'll last one show on which they'll behead her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (smKmt)


Date? Time?

A ... uh ... friend wants to know.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 09:45 PM (IDSI7)

84 The Al-jazeera man love for goats is also so freeing.

You global dominators can only hope to understand
it!

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:45 PM (xOE6Y)

85 They haven't been right about anything since Algebra

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (l2djs)

They haven't been right about Math since they introduced the Zero.

And they stole that from the Indians. (dot not feather)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:45 PM (qyv02)

86 Magarita DeVille. A floor length denim dress tends to be seen in some Southern Baptist churches. Seen them alot around Jackson, MS. Compared to tube-tops, mini-skirts, and gut flopping out - will take the nice Christian ladies in the denim.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:45 PM (bfYGd)

87 #40 It's this damn celebrity thing with Obama. Think of the Dorner guy writing to all those TV / media types. Thy see Obama on TV so they think he KNOWS them.

We are talking veggie-level citizens here. I have NO answer to this. And Obama cultivates it with his Google hang-out crap and trash talk and hanging with celebrities.

Always before these people didn't vote. Now, like zombies, they show up at the polls because they think Obama KNOWS if they have voted, and he's got that e-mail app and texting handled by his minions to think that he really knows about them, personally.

How are you going to combat that? You can't make fun of them, they will just get mad. If you show them it is an elaborate PR system, they won't understand.

WE thought all those emails were creepy, but these people feel like they are on the inside of government because of it.

It's depressing, and SO like 1984!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 14, 2013 09:46 PM (GoIUi)

88 Compared to tube-tops, mini-skirts, and gut flopping out ...

Ahem.

That's known as a "muffin top"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:46 PM (l2djs)

89
"I think she's just being hired because she's a reliably stupid conduit for anti-Western agitprop."

You see people. That right there is poetry. That boy Ace sure can turn a phrase. Well done Ace!

Now.... all you Republican hack establishment types in D.C., go and do likewise motherf*ckers. We are in a culture war and you bastards in the RNC are about 300 points down...... *sigh*

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 14, 2013 09:47 PM (VOZa/)

90 Hard to know which side would be the more cynical in this deal.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at February 14, 2013 09:47 PM (wneN4)

91 Why care? NO ONE'S WATCHING

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 09:47 PM (8sCoq)

92 Will she wear the full head bag on air?It would help.

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 09:48 PM (9XBK2)

93 Naomi Wolf Blitzer. all you libs happy now ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 09:49 PM (OmUu+)

94 Sluts for Palestine

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:49 PM (8HhF2)

95 As a woman, I am fed up with this whole attitude of thinking that your vagina is something special. Womyn! No one gives a damn about your vagina. Get over yourselves. You're not that interesting. And men don't give a crap about it, other than if they have an opportunity to shove their penis into it. It really is that simple.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (tAOpG)

96 #94: How do they conceal the suicide bombs if they're naked?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (IlZPE)

97 Saw this on Fox this afternoon.

A Thai couple won for "longest kiss"...50 HOURS. They sucked water through straws and had supervised bathroom breaks...lips still touching.

Imagine the bathroom supervisor duty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (UOM48)

98 Will Naomi Wolf do a frisky scamper off set when they go after her with the new dress code?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (bfYGd)

99 86 --- Interesting. I live in a very Baptist area myself and have never seen such a thing.
(We do have many Mennonite and Amish types, however.)


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (C8mVl)

100 Does CD Rahm really think he could be elected Preezy?

I swear, it's like they don't even realize the only reason the other guy got elected is because America wants to prove it ain't racist.

Go ahead, you c*ck drainer, run.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (BeSEI)

101 And men don't give a crap about it, other than if they have an opportunity to shove their penis into it. It really is that simple.

Well. Yeah.

You say that like its a bad thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (l2djs)

102
WOLF
VAG
4EVR

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (7xeJQ)

103 Continued from #96: On second thought, please don't answer that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:51 PM (IlZPE)

104 And Joyce Carol Oates insults Catholics:

http://bit.ly/12PGYzj

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 09:51 PM (piMMO)

105
Why do so many Jews go in so much for hard left shit, and someeven now for Muslim shit (e.g., Adam Gadahn)?

I cannot understand that. Really.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 09:51 PM (IDSI7)

106 PW, yeah don't think about it to hard. No that aint a string either.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:51 PM (bfYGd)

107 95 -

And out again. Preferably several times.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (BeSEI)

108 Well they did not ask Laura Logan,,,that poor babe, whatever became of her and the first hand account of the Arab Spring...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (x59Gv)

109 Ah, it's good to be back. I've been sick for the past month, and I'm finally better now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (IlZPE)

110 Fuck that Harridan with a pineapple sideways.

OT, since I'm single and little infidel is with the bf, I made chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes and country gravy. Yum fckn o. Since I'm drinkin red wine I figure that offsets the heart attack.

Carry on.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (vTi1t)

111 If men weren't totally stupid about where and who they put their dicks, there'd be no human race.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (qyv02)

112 If only this kind of thing would drive 'classical' liberals away from the progressives. I guess if blue dogs can hang on......
Can they really continue to stomach this crap?

Posted by: carolina at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (wGY3d)

113
96 #94: How do they conceal the suicide bombs if they're naked?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (IlZPE)


With a Snuke up her snizz of course.

Posted by: South Park at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (GULKT)

114 Why do so many Jews go in so much for hard left shit, and someeven now for Muslim shit (e.g., Adam Gadahn)?



*jazzhands!*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (UOM48)

115 96 #94: How do they conceal the suicide bombs if they're naked?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (IlZPE)


Haven't you heard of the snuke?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (NEIxp)

116 I think this whole stupid focus on the vagina started with the "Vagina Monologues".

The only women I knew who had any desire to go see that were women who were dumb and gullible.
One aquaintence of mine who went to see it was one of those fools who believes in crystals, auras, psychics, and angel readers.

Yup, she went to a woman who would relay messages to you from some angel. These are the kind of people who sit around meditating about their vagina.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (tAOpG)

117 A floor length denim dress tends to be seen in some Southern Baptist churches.

Couple that with with very long hair (down or pulled up in a bun), and you probably are looking at a nice Pentecostal lady. They make excellent peanut brittle.

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (mjR67)

118 So I looked up this lovely specimen on Wikipedia. Turns out she has written something called The End of America


She outlines 10 steps for a fascist government to destroy the democratic character of a nation. Jugears has at least dipped his toe in all 10.

Posted by: 31 fluffy flavors at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (z9HTb)

119 Vagina gazing vs Navel gazing.

Either way, proves you are a self absorbed twit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:54 PM (bfYGd)

120 She's ugly too.

Just sayin'

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 09:54 PM (J4gw3)

121 116 I think this whole stupid focus on the vagina started with the "Vagina Monologues".


I'd be very very afraid if a vagina started monologuing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:54 PM (NEIxp)

122 And I think old Naomi should have to live in Saudi Arabia and broadcast from there. The Arabs can show her what the term "War on Women" really means.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 09:55 PM (tAOpG)

123 #112: The blue dog was a myth. If the Dems needed a so-called blue dog's vote for even the most insane left-wing stupidity, they got it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:55 PM (IlZPE)

124 108
Well they did not ask Laura Logan,,,that poor babe, whatever became of her and the first hand account of the Arab Spring...




There was a sad story up at The Blaze about Lara. She says she needs Xanax and red wine to do any kind of risky story now.


Poor woman is a hot mess after what she endured in Tehrir Square.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:55 PM (UOM48)

125 #113 #115: I said PLEASE DON'T ANSWER THAT!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (IlZPE)

126
Damn. Mixed my metaphors again....

Oh well. What difference does it make....

....it's not like any staffers or Congressmen, Senators or strategists ( Ha!-joking here folks)in the Republican party actually read any conservative blogs to find out how their voters feel about anything.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (VOZa/)

127
She's too old for a clitoridectomy, right?

Posted by: rrpjr at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (bYXZ0)

128 105

probably buy into this narrative of Republicans as always one inch away from imposing theocracy in the U.S.

bit hyperbolic but i've seen that theory floated. i wouldn't know personally.

Posted by: JDP at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (8HhF2)

129 >>>I guess I could write a book called Penis: A Soliloquy.

Penis: A Handbook

Posted by: wiserbud at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (WCe8r)

130

“I Googled her mother, found out she had a child and the math looked pretty accurate,” Cohen said. “The mom told me we had a lot of catching up to do.”

Oh...ok.


Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Peers Morgon at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (HQml1)

131 121 -

That's why the ol' minge needs his Gary. To have someone to talk to, since Oprah hasn't given him a good scratch in a long time.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (BeSEI)

132 eh, they'll kill her first.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (p/cQy)

133 Mine hurts...all the time.

Posted by: sTevo at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (VMcEw)

134 Ace should get a bunch of morons together to do "The Penis Monologues."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (UOM48)

135 The Penis: A Beginner's Manual

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (qyv02)

136
125 #113 #115: I said PLEASE DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (IlZPE)


You expect us to listen?

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (GULKT)

137 So when will Penis: An Autobiography be published?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (NEIxp)

138 Penis: A Handbook
Posted by: wiserbud at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (WCe8r)
===============================
Penis: The other White Meat

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (jucos)

139 I'm writing Penis: A Biography. It's all about short, shriveled little things not getting a fair shake so I they compensate.

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (dvRYt)

140 OT. Rita and Runt encounter Ross Perot. In Alaska. Go figure.
http://youtu.be/oOWKTROr3Dg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (bfYGd)

141 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es9bWvI8mkM

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (IlZPE)

142 Oh, sh*t, she's already done the "I love burqas" thing: "Behind the veil lives a thriving Muslim sexuality" http://tinyurl.com/4tenkv

"The West interprets veiling as repression of women and
suppression of their sexuality. But when I travelled in Muslim
countries and was invited to join a discussion in women-only
settings within Muslim homes, I learned that Muslim attitudes
toward women's appearance and sexuality are not rooted in
repression, but in a strong sense of public versus private, of what
is due to God and what is due to one's husband. It is not that
Islam suppresses sexuality, but that it embodies a strongly
developed sense of its appropriate..."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (amaU1)

143 The Penis: Mightier

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (nz3XM)

144 125 #113 #115: I said PLEASE DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (IlZPE)


Hey, we're Morons, what did you expect?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (NEIxp)

145
The only women I knew who had any desire to go see that were women who were dumb and gullible.

Back in grad school, during a night on the town, some people were gushing about how we had to go see a female impersonator act, so we went.

It was a bunch of guys with five o'clock shadow badly apeing performers I don't much care for (Liza Minelli/Judy Garland, Bette Midler) and telling jokes that killed the audience, but that we didn't get.

Conclusion: fans of this stuff were closet queens in their own right, whether they knew/admitted it or not.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (IDSI7)

146 140 -

Worst part of the entire Animaniacs catalog. I hate the sound of Bernadette Peters' voice.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2013 09:59 PM (BeSEI)

147 80
What an ass-kisser. If I were him I think I'd just kill myself.



You'd be staggered but the number of people out there who think the
government (a) knows the or (b) gives a fuck about them. They are from
the community-based reality.



In a previous life in the Army I used to answer constituent mail.
People would write to the White House and if the query was in my
office's area of expertise, it got sent over. We would write the
response and send it back to the White House and they'd sign it with the
auto pen and send it back.



I especially enjoyed the letters from prisoners who thought that the
President should create a special "Dirty Dozen" force recruited from
the U.S. prison population to undertake the most dangerous missions. If
they survived, their sentences would be commuted.



(yes, we all loved Lee Marvin when we saw this movie the first time....)



Pro tip: if you're going to write the President in pencil on spiral
bound notebook paper, at least tear off the ragged edge before you put
it in the envelope.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (l2djs)

Holy shit, back when I worked in the Governor's office in Virginia we used to get those nut job letters all the time. The best ones were always from the prisoners that talked about "file claim suite" (that is actually what they said) over some whacked out conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:59 PM (Zd/NW)

148
I'm writing Penis: A Biography. It's all about short, shriveled little things not getting a fair shake

But if they get enough shakes, then they're not so short and shriveled.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 09:59 PM (IDSI7)

149 The Penile Code

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (R18D0)

150 Penis: A Diatribe

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (J4gw3)

151 Don't worry, we already have a pile of stones ready for when we terminate her employment...

Posted by: Al Jazeera at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (Vk2pI)

152 >>>Be kinda funny if it bumped into a smaller unseen rock at the last minute and changed course.

I think it's about 150 feet across.

I read it was 1/2 the size of a football field.... which would make a real big BANG!

Posted by: carolina at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (wGY3d)

153 81
"scamper"



I have only heard that word here. I see it here like once a year. Every time it's a new time (because I forget it).



Funny word.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (LCRYB)

It is much more refined than the vulgar "vagina".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (Zd/NW)

154 142 Oh, sh*t, she's already done the "I love burqas" thing: "Behind the veil lives a thriving Muslim sexuality" http://tinyurl.com/4tenkv

"The West interprets veiling as repression of women and
suppression of their sexuality. But when I travelled in Muslim
countries and was invited to join a discussion in women-only
settings within Muslim homes, I learned that Muslim attitudes
toward women's appearance and sexuality are not rooted in
repression, but in a strong sense of public versus private, of what
is due to God and what is due to one's husband. It is not that
Islam suppresses sexuality, but that it embodies a strongly
developed sense of its appropriate..."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (amaU1)


I thought it was to keep Muslim men from getting all rapey. Uncovered meat and all that.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (NEIxp)

155 I'm holding out for the bone-gripping best seller entitled, Vagina: An Autobiography. Coming soon.

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (WM+rJ)

156 vajayjay

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 14, 2013 10:01 PM (XvrTA)

157 The Peni.

A punk rock group fronted by Harry Dick with Fuzzy Scrote on drums and Wan HungLo on Bass.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:01 PM (qyv02)

158 My latest book is, "You Don't Know Dick. Let Me Introduce You."

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (R18D0)

159 ...I read it was 1/2 the size of a football field

Which is 150 feet.

Carry on.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (4Mv1T)

160 Penis Dribble

Posted by: waldo at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (ZzS+r)

161
Holy shit, back when I worked in the Governor's office in Virginia we used to get those nut job letters all the time. The best ones were always from the prisoners that talked about "file claim suite" (that is actually what they said) over some whacked out conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:59 PM (Zd/NW)


The chemistry department ofa certain prestigious university used to get crank letters about engines that ran on water, and all manner of perpetual motion machines. I used to assign them to my students to find the inevitable Second Law violation (which was occasionally surprisingly difficult).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (IDSI7)

162 Sean,

Pencil on spiral notebook paper? They never heard of a typewriter? Did anyone send in a request written in crayon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (bfYGd)

163 157 The Peni.

A punk rock group fronted by Harry Dick with Fuzzy Scrote on drums and Wan HungLo on Bass.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:01 PM (qyv02)

Hugh Schlong on rhythm guitar.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (NEIxp)

164 Failing upward.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (QupBk)

165 Well, fuckity, I missed the big valentine's day message thread. They were funny, too. Happy VD to all my favorite pervs!

Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:03 PM (kpCLl)

166 114
Why do so many Jews go in so much for hard left shit, and someeven now for Muslim shit (e.g., Adam Gadahn)?



*jazzhands!*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (UOM4


BOO!

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2013 10:03 PM (X6akg)

167 #159: 180 feet, technically. You're forgetting the end zones. That little detail really annoyed me in the Ghost Rider movie.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:04 PM (IlZPE)

168 123
#112: The blue dog was a myth. If the Dems needed a so-called blue dog's
vote for even the most insane left-wing stupidity, they got it.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:55 PM (IlZPE)

Like any dog, the "blue dog" always curls up at its master's feet.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:04 PM (Zd/NW)

169 #165: Happy VD to you, too, Peaches!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (IlZPE)

170 165 Well, fuckity, I missed the big valentine's day message thread. They were funny, too. Happy VD to all my favorite pervs!
Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:03 PM (kpCLl)


Happy VD to you too! Make sure to finish the full course of antibiotics!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (NEIxp)

171 Sooo...

American audiences are bored/grossed out by Naiomi Wolf's Vagnialogue but now Al Jazeera wants her as "talent" to represent the typical American female?

Ick!

Where do I sign up for my cliterodectemy and my Chadoor?

I would rather go for the blue Burqha as I am herded to the Kabul Soccer Stadium as I think it will be less sweaty.

Aaaanyway!

I sure am glad that I get to travel a bit.

Who would have thought that this village girl would ever see the capitol of her nation?!

It would have totally sucked to be buried up to my waist and stoned to death by friends and family.

Someone's gonna either shoot me or hang me at the soccer field.

Yay, Me!

Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (/J0Gi)

172 "Yeast: A Manifesto"

Posted by: Naomi Wolf's new book at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (LCRYB)

173 #168: Nice way of putting it!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (IlZPE)

174 Insanity: Feminists celebrating the same group that wants to permanently force them into the back of the bus.

Posted by: EveR at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (pPOhx)

175 Have any of you actually taken the time to listen to her talk? She's painfully stupid. I mean, it hurts.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (J4gw3)

176 >>>You're forgetting the end zones.

If you do this to your spouse routinely, they'll divorce you, I promise.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)

177 Yeast. If it works for bread, why all the fuss?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (qyv02)

178
Pencil on spiral notebook paper? They never heard of a typewriter? Did anyone send in a request written in crayon?

The best ones we got were written with green or purple ink. Some of those were priceless.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (IDSI7)

179 An Etsy Guide to Crocheting Scarves and Hats for Your Penis, and Profit.

But Mostly for Your Penis.

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:07 PM (R18D0)

180 "I thought it was to keep Muslim men from getting all rapey. Uncovered meat and all that."
***
It IS about repression and not tempting men with your uncovered ankles.
It takes a feminist to rationalize that a culture that sees women as property, who cannot be outside the home without a male escort (family or husband), whose own sexual gratification is denied through genital mutilation, etc. as simply a difference of opinion on what is "appropriate."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 10:08 PM (amaU1)

181 The Penis Diaries

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:08 PM (J4gw3)

182 *jazzhands!*




Posted by: Jane D'oh


On this thread, I think you mean *jizz hands*.

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:08 PM (R18D0)

183 when nothing is beautiful, everything is ugly

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 14, 2013 10:08 PM (Dll6b)

184 The chemistry department ofa certain prestigious
university used to get crank letters about engines that ran on water,
and all manner of perpetual motion machines. I used to assign them to my
students to find the inevitable Second Law violation (which was
occasionally surprisingly difficult).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (IDSI7)

Oswald Bates is the rule in prison, not the exception.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dPprbzNSc

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:09 PM (Zd/NW)

185 Remember, all cultures have equal value.

Except for Western.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:09 PM (qyv02)

186 177 Yeast. If it works for bread, why all the fuss?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (qyv02)


Yeah but all sourdough all the time gets boring.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:09 PM (NEIxp)

187 iPenis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:09 PM (qyv02)

188 The Penis Tapes.


Ouch.

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:10 PM (R18D0)

189 How To Make Friends And Influence Penises

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:11 PM (J4gw3)

190 The Penis Whisperer

The Penii of Madison County

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:11 PM (NEIxp)

191 Well, thank Gawd the Carnivale cruise ship is in port. Jeebus.

Now we'll get at least a week's worth of first person horror stories on every news outlet.

"I was neck deep in poop and urine." "I had to wipe the poop off my onion sandwich."

Cannot. Wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 10:11 PM (UOM48)

192 173
#168: Nice way of putting it!


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (IlZPE)

Last time I heard it was surprisingly from McCain around the time of Obamacare.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:11 PM (Zd/NW)

193 Penis: A Book of Prayer.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 10:12 PM (QupBk)

194 The ShawPenis Redemption

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:12 PM (qyv02)

195 The Penis Letters.

A Guide to Script Fonts for Peeing You Name in the Snow. Or Neighbor's Fences. Or Sidewalks in Front of That Cute Girl's House. Or Your Bosses Parking Spot. Or...

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:12 PM (R18D0)

196 The Long Penis Goodbye

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (IlZPE)

197 A Tale Of Two Penises

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (J4gw3)

198 Penis 2: The Quickening

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (R18D0)

199 All The Pretty Penises

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (IlZPE)

200 A Penis Too Far

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (bfYGd)

201 I look forward to her having her picture done in a vagina suit. And the aftermath.


Yup, she went to a woman who would relay messages to
you from some angel. These are the kind of people who sit around
meditating about their vagina.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (tAOpG)

Well, let's not be too harsh. I meditate about women's vaginas too.

Posted by: joncelli at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (CWlPF)

202 Penis On The River Kwai

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (IlZPE)

203 154
142 Oh, sh*t, she's already done the "I love burqas" thing: "Behind the
veil lives a thriving Muslim sexuality" http://tinyurl.com/4tenkv



"The West interprets veiling as repression of women and

suppression of their sexuality. But when I travelled in Muslim

countries and was invited to join a discussion in women-only

settings within Muslim homes, I learned that Muslim attitudes

toward women's appearance and sexuality are not rooted in

repression, but in a strong sense of public versus private, of what

is due to God and what is due to one's husband. It is not that

Islam suppresses sexuality, but that it embodies a strongly

developed sense of its appropriate..."



Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (amaU1)

__________________________

Men forcing women to wear a veil....wonderful expression of sexuality.

Men saying we shouldn't be paying for a 30 year old slut's birth control...WOMAN HATERS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (HDgX3)

204 The Penis in the Rye

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (qyv02)

205 Invisible Pimp Hand, please deliver thine back hand.

Bring it swift and justly, so that these fucking SCOAMFS may finally receive their much need deliverance.

AMEN

Posted by: cajun carrot, who seldom prays to Crom, cause he has no tongue for it.... at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (/pQC5)

206 The Pickdick Papers

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (4pNjZ)

207 Twin bill: The Insidious Dr Penis and Dr Penis Rises Again.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (QupBk)

208 Honey, I Shrunk The Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (IlZPE)

209 The Sisterhood of the Traveling Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (qyv02)

210 49
Naomi Wolf working for Al Jazeera. Left wing feminist Jewish Naomi Wolf?
Am I missing something here? She'll last one show on which they'll
behead her


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (smKmt)

_____________
Some of the biggest Jew haters in the world are Jews.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 14, 2013 10:15 PM (HDgX3)

211 I guess if you are brave but cheap, Carnival will have some sweet deals out pretty soon.

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:15 PM (mjR67)

212 Penis For Dummies

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:15 PM (J4gw3)

213 Like Water For Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:16 PM (IlZPE)

214 Single White Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:16 PM (IlZPE)

215 I Know What Your Penis Did Last Summer

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:16 PM (IlZPE)

216 211
I guess if you are brave but cheap, Carnival will have some sweet deals out pretty soon.


Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:15 PM (mjR67)

____________
Heh. I was thinking the same earlier today. But really what are the odds of this happening twice to the same cruise line in a short amount of time. It's like flying on the airline that most recently had a crash. You're practically guaranteed - statistically speaking - to not crash.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (HDgX3)

217 Carnivale needs to take Triumph out to sea and deep-six her.

Not enough sanitizer in the world to clean that hot mess up. Who would ever sail on that bitch again? Brrrrrrrr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (UOM48)

218 It's a Wonderful Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (qyv02)

219 Shrinkage II: Winter Wonderland.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (QupBk)

220 "The Sand Penis"
starring Steve McQueen...

Posted by: ChrisP at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (gplxB)

221 Why didn't they ask Rod "Who gives a rat’s ass about Benghazi?" Dreher?

http://tiny.cc/k21isw

I'll bet eating all that kale has kept his vagina nice and tight.

Posted by: Peter at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (GZ21/)

222 All this penis talk....'night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (UOM48)

223 The Usual Penises

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (mjR67)

224 Cheap Penis: Live at Budokan

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (R18D0)

225 The only thing notable about Naomi is that she seems to think that her intense navel gazing is not only transcendental for her, but that must correlate with a fascination from others.

I read one of her books, once. The one about motherhood. I'm now convinced that this woman was born feral, raised in the outback somewhere. A place where women don't talk in front of the children or to each other about their lives. So that everything about being female is so brand new, she has to run screaming down the street like she invented fire.

Posted by: tired at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (adOUE)

226 A Streetcar Named Penis

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (J4gw3)

227 Good night, Jane!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (IlZPE)

228 The Penis Menagerie

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (IlZPE)

229 The Talented Mr. Penis

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (J4gw3)

230 Say Good Night Dick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (qyv02)

231 Twelve Angry Inches

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (IlZPE)

232 Mystic Penis. Starring Sean Penis.

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (R18D0)

233 Mondo Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (qyv02)

234 The Dark Penis Rises

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (mjR67)

235 Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (IlZPE)

236 Belle of the Balls

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (R18D0)

237 The Grateful Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:21 PM (qyv02)

238 Raiders of the Lost Penis

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:21 PM (R18D0)

239 You mis-spelled c*nt. Not c*nduit.

Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at February 14, 2013 10:21 PM (/E7j7)

240 The Tale of Peter Penis

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:21 PM (J4gw3)

241 The Tell-Tale Penis

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:22 PM (R18D0)

242 Gone With The Penis

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:22 PM (J4gw3)

243 GoldPenis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:23 PM (qyv02)

244 The Tale of Peter Penis


Posted by: runninrebel

That's weird. Could have sworn it was The Tale of Penis Pans

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:23 PM (R18D0)

245 Gone With the Penis

OR

Blown Away

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:23 PM (qyv02)

246 The Very Hungry Penis

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:23 PM (J4gw3)

247 I saw her interview Prof. Harvey Mansfield on C-Span a few years ago. A lot of anger in that broad. Juvenile anger seeping out from behind the stiff condescending academic smile. Mansfield was totally mellow and charming, which just angered her more.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 14, 2013 10:24 PM (bYXZ0)

248 Saving Private Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:24 PM (qyv02)

249 The 7 Habits Of Higher Effective Penises

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:24 PM (J4gw3)

250 Robinson Crusoe's Big Fat Penis


Okay, I guess that means I'm done. Nighty-night.

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:25 PM (R18D0)

251 Penis Fiction

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:25 PM (qyv02)

252 The Wind in the Penises

A Penis Before Dying

All the President's Penises

My Best Friend's Penis

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 10:25 PM (4pNjZ)

253 My Big Fat Greek Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:25 PM (qyv02)

254 The Little Penis That Could

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:26 PM (IDSI7)

255 I Wish That I had Jessie's Penis

Now I'm done.

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:26 PM (R18D0)

256 The Wizard Of Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:26 PM (IlZPE)

257 Six part epic movie


The Penis Menace

Attack of the Penises

Revenge of the Penis

A New Penis

The Penis Strikes Back

Return of the Penis

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:26 PM (Zd/NW)

258 Six part epic movie


The Penis Menace

Attack of the Penises

Revenge of the Penis

A New Penis

The Penis Strikes Back

Return of the Penis


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac

oh shit, I'm cryn'. LOLZ! Night!

Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:28 PM (R18D0)

259 May the Penis be with you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:28 PM (qyv02)

260 >>>>>I saw her interview Prof. Harvey Mansfield on C-Span a few years ago...

I saw Mansfield give a talk on his book about gender that sparked that 'debate'. It made obvious sense even though it was philosophical. I looked at it from an evolutionary perspective and it lined up great. But the criticisms were rich. If you ever want to see a group twist themselves into knots over evolution you should talk to feminists.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:29 PM (J4gw3)

261 When Penises Collide.

The Attack of the 50-Foot Penis.

Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:31 PM (kpCLl)

262 What To Expect When You're Expecting Penises

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:31 PM (J4gw3)

263 Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM4

Wouldn't it be loverly if it wiped out Al Jazeera's satellite?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2013 10:31 PM (673KB)

264 The Penises Of Wrath

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:32 PM (J4gw3)

265 Star Dick II: The Penis of Khan

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:33 PM (IlZPE)

266 The Penises Of Madison County

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:34 PM (J4gw3)

267 The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:35 PM (qyv02)

268 Mr. Penis Goes To Washington

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:36 PM (IlZPE)

269 I detest celebrities. Who will be the first to be executed when the Muslims conquer us? Jews Christians or immoral, shameless celebrities?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 14, 2013 10:36 PM (DoZD+)

270 In The Penis Of The Night

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:37 PM (IlZPE)

271 #269: The immoral, shameless celebrities. Their kind always gets it first.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:38 PM (IlZPE)

272 What Color Is Your Penis?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:38 PM (J4gw3)

273 The Penis Of The Opera

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:38 PM (IlZPE)

274 James And The Giant Penis

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:39 PM (J4gw3)

275 Winnie the Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:39 PM (qyv02)

276 Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:40 PM (IlZPE)

277 Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Penises

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:40 PM (J4gw3)

278 Penis On Fire

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:40 PM (IlZPE)

279 No Penis For Old Men

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:41 PM (IlZPE)

280 A Cockwork Penis

(not a typo)

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:41 PM (IlZPE)

281 Crouching Penis, Hidden Vajayjay

Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:42 PM (kpCLl)

282 Chicken Soup For The Penis

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:42 PM (J4gw3)

283 Forrest Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:42 PM (qyv02)

284 Runninrebel, you are absolutely killing it here. Nice work!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:42 PM (IlZPE)

285
The Attack of the 50-Foot Penis.


Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:31 PM (kpCLl)

squirt

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 14, 2013 10:43 PM (Zd/NW)

286 A Series Of Unfortunate Penises

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:43 PM (J4gw3)

287 So, here I am in Khandahar!

It was a difficult journey, over mountains and beset by many troubles but Allah be Praised, I am delivered intact, to my 73 yr old great uncle to be his wife!

I know that I am young but I hope to prove to the older wives that I am worthy.

Even though he is so very old, I am confident that my husband can quicken me with the seed of a son!

Posted by: aghani Village Girl aged 13 at February 14, 2013 10:44 PM (/J0Gi)

288 Charlie and the Chocolate Penis.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 14, 2013 10:44 PM (DoZD+)

289 American Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:45 PM (IlZPE)

290 There's Something About Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:46 PM (IlZPE)

291 It's Always Penis In Philadelphia

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:47 PM (IlZPE)

292 The History of the Decline and Fall of the Penis Empire

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:47 PM (J4gw3)

293 Or maybe that should be... It's Always Penis In Phallodelphia.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:47 PM (IlZPE)

294 Gone With the Penis

The Dirty Penis

A Penis Before Dying

You've Got Penis

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:49 PM (mjR67)

295 A song that seems fitting for our current conversation...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRMV8CsDNvQ

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:49 PM (IlZPE)

296 Love in the Time of Penises

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:50 PM (J4gw3)

297 The Days Of Wine And Penises

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:51 PM (IlZPE)

298 Dr Penis

From Russia With Penis

Penisfinger

Thunderpenis

You Only Penis Twice

On Her Majesty's Secret Penis

Penises are Forever

Live and Let Penis

The Man With the Golden Penis

The Penis Who Loved Me

Moonpenis

For Your Penis Only

Octopenis

View to A Penis

The Living Penis

License To Penis

Peniseye

Penis Never Dies

The Penis is Not Enough

Penis Another Day

Penis Royale

Quantum of Penis

Skypenis

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:52 PM (Zd/NW)

299 Gulliver's Penis

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:53 PM (J4gw3)

300 Penis Vs. Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:53 PM (IlZPE)

301 Who Moved My Penis?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:53 PM (IDSI7)

302 An Officer And A Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:54 PM (IlZPE)

303
Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.

Well, if both of them say that, then we've got nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:54 PM (IDSI7)

304 Pump Up The Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:54 PM (IlZPE)

305 Dude! Where's My Penis?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:55 PM (qyv02)

306 Ayn Rand - A Sense of Penises

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:55 PM (J4gw3)

307 Smilla's Sense Of Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:56 PM (IlZPE)

308 Of Mice And Penises

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:57 PM (IlZPE)

309 Penis For Algernon

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:57 PM (IlZPE)

310 The Penis mightier than the sword.

Posted by: vivi at February 14, 2013 10:57 PM (JKza/)

311 Penis Of A Salesman

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:57 PM (IlZPE)

312 A Penis grows in Brooklyn

Posted by: vivi at February 14, 2013 10:58 PM (JKza/)

313 The Penis and I

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:58 PM (qyv02)

314 Bang The Penis Slowly

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:58 PM (IlZPE)

315 The Sound of Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:58 PM (qyv02)

316 Mad About Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (IlZPE)

317 My Fair Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (qyv02)

318 #314. That's some wit right there.

Posted by: vivi at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (JKza/)

319 The Cocky Horror Penis Show

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (IlZPE)

320 All Penis on the Western Front

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (J4gw3)

321 BravePenis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:00 PM (qyv02)

322 Field Of Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:00 PM (IlZPE)

323 Penisworld

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:01 PM (IlZPE)

324 The Penis on a Hot Tin Roof

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:01 PM (qyv02)

325 The Penis of Anne Frank

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 11:01 PM (J4gw3)

326 Field of Penis

If you erect it they will come.

{snort}

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:02 PM (qyv02)

327 The Hunt for Red Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:02 PM (qyv02)

328 The Once and Future Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:03 PM (qyv02)

329 The Merchant Of Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:04 PM (IlZPE)

330 Penis 2: Electric Hoopajoo

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:06 PM (IlZPE)

331 A Midsummer Night's Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:07 PM (IlZPE)

332 Dirty Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:11 PM (qyv02)

333 Scott Penis Vs. The World

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:12 PM (IlZPE)

334 Penis 123

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:14 PM (qyv02)

335 Forbidden Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:15 PM (qyv02)

336 Tea House of the August penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:16 PM (qyv02)

337 Me And My Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:16 PM (IlZPE)

338 Thirty Penis Over Tokyo

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:16 PM (qyv02)

339 The God Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:17 PM (qyv02)

340 They Call Me MISTER Penis

Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 11:18 PM (kpCLl)

341 Penis

Penis Messiah

Children of Penis

God Emperor of Penis

Heretics of Penis

Chapterhouse Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:19 PM (qyv02)

342 A Connecticut Penis In King Arthur's Court

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:19 PM (IlZPE)

343 Lord of the Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:20 PM (qyv02)

344 A Game of Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:21 PM (qyv02)

345 CSI: Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:22 PM (qyv02)

346 The Fellowship Of The Penis
The Two Penises
Return Of The Penis

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:22 PM (IlZPE)

347 A Penis on Thirty Fourth Street

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:22 PM (qyv02)

348 Ayn Rand's The Penishead

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:23 PM (IlZPE)

349 Penis, Penis, Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:25 PM (qyv02)

350 The Penis King

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:26 PM (IlZPE)

351 Penis Bandits

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:26 PM (IlZPE)

352 Monty Python's In Search of the Holy Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:27 PM (qyv02)

353 West Side Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:28 PM (qyv02)

354 Saturday Night Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:28 PM (qyv02)

355 Urban Penis

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:28 PM (qyv02)

356 You win. I'm penised out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:29 PM (qyv02)

357 It's All About The Penises

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:45 PM (IlZPE)

358 Whoa. Penis. Goodness. I feel bum rushed after reading!

Posted by: Deseeded at February 15, 2013 01:48 AM (SZMAq)

359 Ace-- Are you picking up all the youtube videos showing the meteorite strikes i three regions of Russia this am?

That astroid must be calfing. Hope it doesn't spilter off larger pieces that hit elsewhere. Nothing like a near Apocalyptic moment to liven up the end of winter drag

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (g5wi5)

360 How long before they convince her to take out the patriarchy* with a suicide vest? I say a week.

*A sports bar.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (hLRSq)

361
Songs?
"Me and Bobby McPenis"
"Oh... What a Beautiful Penis..."
"Get Up Offa That Penis"
"My Sweet Penis"
"[call] 634-5789" [and ask for Penis]


Posted by: Uncle Kevvie says : Howdy All at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (gZD5/)






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