Naomi Wolf, Author of Vagina: A Biography, in Preliminary Talks to Become Al Jazeera's Vaginal Correspondent
No, not really on that last part; I imagine she won't be talking about veegers -- or feminism, or women -- at all.
I think she's just being hired because she's a reliably stupid conduit for anti-Western agitprop.Comments
Posted by: Grover's at February 14, 2013 09:21 PM (9aKQB)
Posted by: Grover's at February 14, 2013 09:23 PM (9aKQB)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 14, 2013 09:23 PM (FxIhI)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 14, 2013 09:23 PM (NLH1M)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (4pNjZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: grease monkey at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (dMSey)
Posted by: otho at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Naomi Wolfbait at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (4pNjZ)
And have a leather cover
You're welcome for that visual btw
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (FxIhI)
Anyway we can ship them that Dunham hog too?
I realize Islam has a prohibition against pork, but Wolf is Jewish, so seems like that wouldn't be a problem either.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (m2IdD)
Posted by: Krystal Ball at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (4pNjZ)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:27 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 14, 2013 09:28 PM (HiKk0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:28 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Helen Thomas's Mummified Crotch at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (m2IdD)
If she wrote a book about her vagina it must be a BIG book
And have a leather cover
You're welcome for that visual btw
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (FxIhI)
Must be leatherbound too.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (Zd/NW)
Wait till they surprise her with a cliterectomy. Should have read the fine print in your contract, Naomi!
Posted by: waldo at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (ZzS+r)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 09:30 PM (r4dYV)
http://tinyurl.com/ax3tpwo
Posted by: Hepcat at February 14, 2013 09:30 PM (gBUvl)
Wait til that beast gives fashion tips on wearing those burqas and all those fucking scarfs.
Just wait, it's coming.
These people are totally deranged. I say that non-sarcastically, but honestly.
Jake the Snake Roberts has nothing on a modern commie liberal.
Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Peers Morgon at February 14, 2013 09:30 PM (HQml1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:31 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Infinite Wisdom at February 14, 2013 09:31 PM (puDKn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 09:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 09:32 PM (dMSey)
Ok ok. Anyway. Been dying to ask you. Im thinking of getting rid of my hood. What do you think? The guys at al jazeera say it's totally optional. For now. Ha hah ha. What cards. I think I'll do them.
Posted by: Naomi "the coot scoot" Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:32 PM (Xf6HL)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (m2IdD)
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Wiserbud at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (WCe8r)
I am the very model of a modern Commie liberal
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (l2djs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:34 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 14, 2013 09:34 PM (E55AK)
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Harry Mann - Hello Mr. President I was on Craigslist tonight and saw something that was totaly disrespectful to our First Lady. Posting ID: 3618054553
Posted: 2013-02-14, 7:58PM EST It was on the Syracuse Rant & Rave Board. I flaged it but it remained up
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WTF? Do they think he's going to do about it.
Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 09:34 PM (A7Wh1)
http://tinyurl.com/ax3tpwo
Naomi Wolf speaks through her mouth:
I think it’s silly, an affront to basic freedoms, and ultimately more damaging to the women it claims to protect. Now France is at it again,
trying to ban the wearing in public of any item of clothing that covers
your face. The law is clearly targeted at French Muslims and Muslim
immigrants.
I understand that many people perceive the burqa, or any full-body
covering, as a symbol of female submission. Heck, I perceive the
stereotypical conservative Christian floor-length denim or flowery dress
the same way, so I get it. I don’t have much love lost for any
religious tradition that insists the female body is inherently sinful
and must be covered.
But my personal opinions on fashion and the female form, and which
religious (or irreligious) path I choose to follow? Not great
foundations for legally limiting the rights of others.
Posted by: Hepcat at February 14, 2013 09:35 PM (gBUvl)
Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 09:35 PM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 14, 2013 09:35 PM (HiKk0)
http://tinyurl.com/bjmqxb2
Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (mjR67)
What an ass-kisser. If I were him I think I'd just kill myself.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (jucos)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (smKmt)
Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (wsGWu)
They havent been right about anything since Algebra
Best start making SMOD preparations
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (l2djs)
Unless there's more below the fold then you have to link to the comments page. Even then it looks like crap on FB.
For instance this post which I think is clever comes off as: "Naomi Wolf, Author of Vagina: A Biography, in Preliminary Talks to Become Al Jazeera's Vaginal Corre...".
See it's truncated. That has to be fixable with some web dev because youtube doesn't do that.
Don't get me wrong. I really appreciate this site and as of right now I haven't donated so I am a free loader. I just want to share Ace's whit and wisdom with some of friends but the site isn't social media friendly really. When is the next fund drive? I'll pony up.
Posted by: bestie21 at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (ijwsR)
Posted by: SnowSoul at February 14, 2013 09:38 PM (qJlNG)
Now I don't have to wear Spanks to please the heteronormative hegemony!!
Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (pNUIC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (bfYGd)
You don't need a clitoris, or how to live without a clit.
Seven steps to help your man cut it off.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: bestie21 at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (ijwsR)
Don't get me wrong. I really appreciate this
site and as of right now I haven't donated so I am a free loader. I
just want to share Ace's whit and wisdom with some of friends but the
site isn't social media friendly really. When is the next fund drive?
I'll pony up.
Posted by: bestie21 at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (ijwsR
Ace doesn't freely share his "whit." Now pony up or scram.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:39 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: SnowSoul at February 14, 2013 09:38 PM (qJlNG)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (amaU1)
http://tinyurl.com/bjmqxb2
Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM4
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Be kinda funny if it bumped into a smaller unseen rock at the last minute and changed course.
Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: wiserbud at February 14, 2013 09:41 PM (WCe8r)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:41 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: The other Vic at February 14, 2013 09:41 PM (nu+wi)
Be kinda funny if it bumped into a smaller unseen rock at the last minute and changed course.
Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (A7Wh1
Funny and liberating. We'd finally be free of this soul-killing administration.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (GEICT)
How could I have been so wrong?! That is much better!
Posted by: SnowSoul at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (qJlNG)
Posted by: old memes won't die at February 14, 2013 09:42 PM (LCRYB)
I think it's about 150 feet across. Could take out the WH, or the UN, or Tehran. That'd be good.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (1rU+d)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (4pNjZ)
Let's hope they're wrong. Bring on SMOD!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Hepcat at February 14, 2013 09:35 PM (gBUvl)
I am not familiar with this "Christian" dress.
What the hell is she talking about? If it's "stereotypical," it should be common enough for me to know what the hell she's talking about.
The only people I know of who might "stereotypically" wear denim or floral maxi-dresses are Boomers stuck in hippieville.
Where do they get this material?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: the other thread invading this one at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (LCRYB)
I imagine she knows as much about the Pythagorean theorem as I do about the internalsof her vagina. Zero.
Posted by: Ronster at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (JgkPs)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 09:43 PM (nz3XM)
You'd be staggered but the number of people out there who think the government (a) knows the or (b) gives a fuck about them. They are from the community-based reality.
In a previous life in the Army I used to answer constituent mail. People would write to the White House and if the query was in my office's area of expertise, it got sent over. We would write the response and send it back to the White House and they'd sign it with the auto pen and send it back.
I especially enjoyed the letters from prisoners who thought that the President should create a special "Dirty Dozen" force recruited from the U.S. prison population to undertake the most dangerous missions. If they survived, their sentences would be commuted.
(yes, we all loved Lee Marvin when we saw this movie the first time....)
Pro tip: if you're going to write the President in pencil on spiral bound notebook paper, at least tear off the ragged edge before you put it in the envelope.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (l2djs)
I have only heard that word here. I see it here like once a year. Every time it's a new time (because I forget it).
Funny word.
Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (LCRYB)
She's just the kind of useful idiot who would write about her vagina one
day, and then the next day claim that the modesty of wearing a burqa is
liberating because it frees her from being sexualized by Western,
patriarchal, sexist man-pigs (thus implying that Muslim men "respect"
women more).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:40 PM (amaU1)
She can wear a burka now if she wants....no one's stopping her. In fact, I encourage it. Burka, Naomi, Burka! Free yourself!
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (X6akg)
She'll last one show on which they'll behead her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (smKmt)
Date? Time?
A ... uh ... friend wants to know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 09:45 PM (IDSI7)
You global dominators can only hope to understand
it!
Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:45 PM (xOE6Y)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (l2djs)
They haven't been right about Math since they introduced the Zero.
And they stole that from the Indians. (dot not feather)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:45 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:45 PM (bfYGd)
We are talking veggie-level citizens here. I have NO answer to this. And Obama cultivates it with his Google hang-out crap and trash talk and hanging with celebrities.
Always before these people didn't vote. Now, like zombies, they show up at the polls because they think Obama KNOWS if they have voted, and he's got that e-mail app and texting handled by his minions to think that he really knows about them, personally.
How are you going to combat that? You can't make fun of them, they will just get mad. If you show them it is an elaborate PR system, they won't understand.
WE thought all those emails were creepy, but these people feel like they are on the inside of government because of it.
It's depressing, and SO like 1984!
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 14, 2013 09:46 PM (GoIUi)
Ahem.
That's known as a "muffin top"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:46 PM (l2djs)
"I think she's just being hired because she's a reliably stupid conduit for anti-Western agitprop."
You see people. That right there is poetry. That boy Ace sure can turn a phrase. Well done Ace!
Now.... all you Republican hack establishment types in D.C., go and do likewise motherf*ckers. We are in a culture war and you bastards in the RNC are about 300 points down...... *sigh*
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 14, 2013 09:47 PM (VOZa/)
Posted by: Chromoly Man at February 14, 2013 09:47 PM (wneN4)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 09:47 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 09:48 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 09:49 PM (OmUu+)
Posted by: Naomi Wolf at February 14, 2013 09:49 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (tAOpG)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (IlZPE)
A Thai couple won for "longest kiss"...50 HOURS. They sucked water through straws and had supervised bathroom breaks...lips still touching.
Imagine the bathroom supervisor duty.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (bfYGd)
(We do have many Mennonite and Amish types, however.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (C8mVl)
I swear, it's like they don't even realize the only reason the other guy got elected is because America wants to prove it ain't racist.
Go ahead, you c*ck drainer, run.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (BeSEI)
Well. Yeah.
You say that like its a bad thing.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (l2djs)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:51 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 09:51 PM (piMMO)
Why do so many Jews go in so much for hard left shit, and someeven now for Muslim shit (e.g., Adam Gadahn)?
I cannot understand that. Really.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 09:51 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:51 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (IlZPE)
OT, since I'm single and little infidel is with the bf, I made chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes and country gravy. Yum fckn o. Since I'm drinkin red wine I figure that offsets the heart attack.
Carry on.
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (vTi1t)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (qyv02)
Can they really continue to stomach this crap?
Posted by: carolina at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (wGY3d)
96 #94: How do they conceal the suicide bombs if they're naked?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (IlZPE)
With a Snuke up her snizz of course.
Posted by: South Park at February 14, 2013 09:52 PM (GULKT)
*jazzhands!*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:50 PM (IlZPE)
Haven't you heard of the snuke?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (NEIxp)
The only women I knew who had any desire to go see that were women who were dumb and gullible.
One aquaintence of mine who went to see it was one of those fools who believes in crystals, auras, psychics, and angel readers.
Yup, she went to a woman who would relay messages to you from some angel. These are the kind of people who sit around meditating about their vagina.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (tAOpG)
Couple that with with very long hair (down or pulled up in a bun), and you probably are looking at a nice Pentecostal lady. They make excellent peanut brittle.
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (mjR67)
She outlines 10 steps for a fascist government to destroy the democratic character of a nation. Jugears has at least dipped his toe in all 10.
Posted by: 31 fluffy flavors at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:54 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 09:54 PM (J4gw3)
I'd be very very afraid if a vagina started monologuing.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:54 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 09:55 PM (tAOpG)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:55 PM (IlZPE)
Well they did not ask Laura Logan,,,that poor babe, whatever became of her and the first hand account of the Arab Spring...
There was a sad story up at The Blaze about Lara. She says she needs Xanax and red wine to do any kind of risky story now.
Poor woman is a hot mess after what she endured in Tehrir Square.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:55 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (IlZPE)
Damn. Mixed my metaphors again....
Oh well. What difference does it make....
....it's not like any staffers or Congressmen, Senators or strategists ( Ha!-joking here folks)in the Republican party actually read any conservative blogs to find out how their voters feel about anything.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (VOZa/)
She's too old for a clitoridectomy, right?
Posted by: rrpjr at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (bYXZ0)
probably buy into this narrative of Republicans as always one inch away from imposing theocracy in the U.S.
bit hyperbolic but i've seen that theory floated. i wouldn't know personally.
Posted by: JDP at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: wiserbud at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (WCe8r)
“I Googled her mother, found out she had a child and the math looked pretty accurate,” Cohen said. “The mom told me we had a lot of catching up to do.”
Oh...ok.
Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Peers Morgon at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (HQml1)
That's why the ol' minge needs his Gary. To have someone to talk to, since Oprah hasn't given him a good scratch in a long time.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: sTevo at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (qyv02)
125 #113 #115: I said PLEASE DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (IlZPE)
You expect us to listen?
Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:57 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: wiserbud at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (WCe8r)
===============================
Penis: The other White Meat
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (IlZPE)
"The West interprets veiling as repression of women and
suppression of their sexuality. But when I travelled in Muslim
countries and was invited to join a discussion in women-only
settings within Muslim homes, I learned that Muslim attitudes
toward women's appearance and sexuality are not rooted in
repression, but in a strong sense of public versus private, of what
is due to God and what is due to one's husband. It is not that
Islam suppresses sexuality, but that it embodies a strongly
developed sense of its appropriate..."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (amaU1)
Posted by: Sean Connery at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (nz3XM)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:56 PM (IlZPE)
Hey, we're Morons, what did you expect?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (NEIxp)
The only women I knew who had any desire to go see that were women who were dumb and gullible.
Back in grad school, during a night on the town, some people were gushing about how we had to go see a female impersonator act, so we went.
It was a bunch of guys with five o'clock shadow badly apeing performers I don't much care for (Liza Minelli/Judy Garland, Bette Midler) and telling jokes that killed the audience, but that we didn't get.
Conclusion: fans of this stuff were closet queens in their own right, whether they knew/admitted it or not.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2013 09:59 PM (BeSEI)
What an ass-kisser. If I were him I think I'd just kill myself.
You'd be staggered but the number of people out there who think the
government (a) knows the or (b) gives a fuck about them. They are from
the community-based reality.
In a previous life in the Army I used to answer constituent mail.
People would write to the White House and if the query was in my
office's area of expertise, it got sent over. We would write the
response and send it back to the White House and they'd sign it with the
auto pen and send it back.
I especially enjoyed the letters from prisoners who thought that the
President should create a special "Dirty Dozen" force recruited from
the U.S. prison population to undertake the most dangerous missions. If
they survived, their sentences would be commuted.
(yes, we all loved Lee Marvin when we saw this movie the first time....)
Pro tip: if you're going to write the President in pencil on spiral
bound notebook paper, at least tear off the ragged edge before you put
it in the envelope.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (l2djs)
Holy shit, back when I worked in the Governor's office in Virginia we used to get those nut job letters all the time. The best ones were always from the prisoners that talked about "file claim suite" (that is actually what they said) over some whacked out conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:59 PM (Zd/NW)
I'm writing Penis: A Biography. It's all about short, shriveled little things not getting a fair shake
But if they get enough shakes, then they're not so short and shriveled.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 09:59 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Al Jazeera at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (Vk2pI)
I think it's about 150 feet across.
I read it was 1/2 the size of a football field.... which would make a real big BANG!
Posted by: carolina at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (wGY3d)
"scamper"
I have only heard that word here. I see it here like once a year. Every time it's a new time (because I forget it).
Funny word.
Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 09:44 PM (LCRYB)
It is much more refined than the vulgar "vagina".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (Zd/NW)
"The West interprets veiling as repression of women and
suppression of their sexuality. But when I travelled in Muslim
countries and was invited to join a discussion in women-only
settings within Muslim homes, I learned that Muslim attitudes
toward women's appearance and sexuality are not rooted in
repression, but in a strong sense of public versus private, of what
is due to God and what is due to one's husband. It is not that
Islam suppresses sexuality, but that it embodies a strongly
developed sense of its appropriate..."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (amaU1)
I thought it was to keep Muslim men from getting all rapey. Uncovered meat and all that.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 10:00 PM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 14, 2013 10:01 PM (XvrTA)
A punk rock group fronted by Harry Dick with Fuzzy Scrote on drums and Wan HungLo on Bass.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:01 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: waldo at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (ZzS+r)
Holy shit, back when I worked in the Governor's office in Virginia we used to get those nut job letters all the time. The best ones were always from the prisoners that talked about "file claim suite" (that is actually what they said) over some whacked out conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:59 PM (Zd/NW)
The chemistry department ofa certain prestigious university used to get crank letters about engines that ran on water, and all manner of perpetual motion machines. I used to assign them to my students to find the inevitable Second Law violation (which was occasionally surprisingly difficult).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (IDSI7)
Pencil on spiral notebook paper? They never heard of a typewriter? Did anyone send in a request written in crayon?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (bfYGd)
A punk rock group fronted by Harry Dick with Fuzzy Scrote on drums and Wan HungLo on Bass.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:01 PM (qyv02)
Hugh Schlong on rhythm guitar.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:03 PM (kpCLl)
Why do so many Jews go in so much for hard left shit, and someeven now for Muslim shit (e.g., Adam Gadahn)?
*jazzhands!*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (UOM4
BOO!
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2013 10:03 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:04 PM (IlZPE)
#112: The blue dog was a myth. If the Dems needed a so-called blue dog's
vote for even the most insane left-wing stupidity, they got it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:55 PM (IlZPE)
Like any dog, the "blue dog" always curls up at its master's feet.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:04 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:03 PM (kpCLl)
Happy VD to you too! Make sure to finish the full course of antibiotics!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (NEIxp)
American audiences are bored/grossed out by Naiomi Wolf's Vagnialogue but now Al Jazeera wants her as "talent" to represent the typical American female?
Ick!
Where do I sign up for my cliterodectemy and my Chadoor?
I would rather go for the blue Burqha as I am herded to the Kabul Soccer Stadium as I think it will be less sweaty.
Aaaanyway!
I sure am glad that I get to travel a bit.
Who would have thought that this village girl would ever see the capitol of her nation?!
It would have totally sucked to be buried up to my waist and stoned to death by friends and family.
Someone's gonna either shoot me or hang me at the soccer field.
Yay, Me!
Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (/J0Gi)
Posted by: Naomi Wolf's new book at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: EveR at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (pPOhx)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (J4gw3)
If you do this to your spouse routinely, they'll divorce you, I promise.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (qyv02)
Pencil on spiral notebook paper? They never heard of a typewriter? Did anyone send in a request written in crayon?
The best ones we got were written with green or purple ink. Some of those were priceless.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (IDSI7)
But Mostly for Your Penis.
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:07 PM (R18D0)
***
It IS about repression and not tempting men with your uncovered ankles.
It takes a feminist to rationalize that a culture that sees women as property, who cannot be outside the home without a male escort (family or husband), whose own sexual gratification is denied through genital mutilation, etc. as simply a difference of opinion on what is "appropriate."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 10:08 PM (amaU1)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:08 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:08 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 14, 2013 10:08 PM (Dll6b)
university used to get crank letters about engines that ran on water,
and all manner of perpetual motion machines. I used to assign them to my
students to find the inevitable Second Law violation (which was
occasionally surprisingly difficult).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (IDSI7)
Oswald Bates is the rule in prison, not the exception.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dPprbzNSc
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:09 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:09 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:06 PM (qyv02)
Yeah but all sourdough all the time gets boring.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:09 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:09 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:10 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:11 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 10:11 PM (NEIxp)
Now we'll get at least a week's worth of first person horror stories on every news outlet.
"I was neck deep in poop and urine." "I had to wipe the poop off my onion sandwich."
Cannot. Wait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 10:11 PM (UOM48)
#168: Nice way of putting it!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:05 PM (IlZPE)
Last time I heard it was surprisingly from McCain around the time of Obamacare.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:11 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 10:12 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:12 PM (qyv02)
A Guide to Script Fonts for Peeing You Name in the Snow. Or Neighbor's Fences. Or Sidewalks in Front of That Cute Girl's House. Or Your Bosses Parking Spot. Or...
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:12 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (bfYGd)
Yup, she went to a woman who would relay messages to
you from some angel. These are the kind of people who sit around
meditating about their vagina.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 09:53 PM (tAOpG)
Well, let's not be too harsh. I meditate about women's vaginas too.
Posted by: joncelli at February 14, 2013 10:13 PM (CWlPF)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (IlZPE)
142 Oh, sh*t, she's already done the "I love burqas" thing: "Behind the
veil lives a thriving Muslim sexuality" http://tinyurl.com/4tenkv
"The West interprets veiling as repression of women and
suppression of their sexuality. But when I travelled in Muslim
countries and was invited to join a discussion in women-only
settings within Muslim homes, I learned that Muslim attitudes
toward women's appearance and sexuality are not rooted in
repression, but in a strong sense of public versus private, of what
is due to God and what is due to one's husband. It is not that
Islam suppresses sexuality, but that it embodies a strongly
developed sense of its appropriate..."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2013 09:58 PM (amaU1)
__________________________
Men forcing women to wear a veil....wonderful expression of sexuality.
Men saying we shouldn't be paying for a 30 year old slut's birth control...WOMAN HATERS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (qyv02)
Bring it swift and justly, so that these fucking SCOAMFS may finally receive their much need deliverance.
AMEN
Posted by: cajun carrot, who seldom prays to Crom, cause he has no tongue for it.... at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (/pQC5)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (4pNjZ)
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (qyv02)
Naomi Wolf working for Al Jazeera. Left wing feminist Jewish Naomi Wolf?
Am I missing something here? She'll last one show on which they'll
behead her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (smKmt)
_____________
Some of the biggest Jew haters in the world are Jews.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 14, 2013 10:15 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:15 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:15 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:16 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:16 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:16 PM (IlZPE)
I guess if you are brave but cheap, Carnival will have some sweet deals out pretty soon.
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:15 PM (mjR67)
____________
Heh. I was thinking the same earlier today. But really what are the odds of this happening twice to the same cruise line in a short amount of time. It's like flying on the airline that most recently had a crash. You're practically guaranteed - statistically speaking - to not crash.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (HDgX3)
Not enough sanitizer in the world to clean that hot mess up. Who would ever sail on that bitch again? Brrrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: ChrisP at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (gplxB)
http://tiny.cc/k21isw
I'll bet eating all that kale has kept his vagina nice and tight.
Posted by: Peter at February 14, 2013 10:17 PM (GZ21/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (R18D0)
I read one of her books, once. The one about motherhood. I'm now convinced that this woman was born feral, raised in the outback somewhere. A place where women don't talk in front of the children or to each other about their lives. So that everything about being female is so brand new, she has to run screaming down the street like she invented fire.
Posted by: tired at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (adOUE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:18 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:19 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:21 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:21 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at February 14, 2013 10:21 PM (/E7j7)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:21 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:22 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:22 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:23 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: runninrebel
That's weird. Could have sworn it was The Tale of Penis Pans
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:23 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:23 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:23 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: rrpjr at February 14, 2013 10:24 PM (bYXZ0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:24 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:24 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:25 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:25 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 10:25 PM (4pNjZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:25 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:26 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:26 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:26 PM (IlZPE)
The Penis Menace
Attack of the Penises
Revenge of the Penis
A New Penis
The Penis Strikes Back
Return of the Penis
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:26 PM (Zd/NW)
The Penis Menace
Attack of the Penises
Revenge of the Penis
A New Penis
The Penis Strikes Back
Return of the Penis
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac
oh shit, I'm cryn'. LOLZ! Night!
Posted by: Dang at February 14, 2013 10:28 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:28 PM (qyv02)
I saw Mansfield give a talk on his book about gender that sparked that 'debate'. It made obvious sense even though it was philosophical. I looked at it from an evolutionary perspective and it lined up great. But the criticisms were rich. If you ever want to see a group twist themselves into knots over evolution you should talk to feminists.
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:29 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:31 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:31 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:36 PM (UOM4
Wouldn't it be loverly if it wiped out Al Jazeera's satellite?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2013 10:31 PM (673KB)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:32 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:33 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:34 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:35 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:36 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 14, 2013 10:36 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:37 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:38 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:38 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:38 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:39 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:39 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:40 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:40 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:40 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:41 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:41 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:42 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:42 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:42 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:42 PM (IlZPE)
The Attack of the 50-Foot Penis.
Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 10:31 PM (kpCLl)
squirt
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 14, 2013 10:43 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:43 PM (J4gw3)
It was a difficult journey, over mountains and beset by many troubles but Allah be Praised, I am delivered intact, to my 73 yr old great uncle to be his wife!
I know that I am young but I hope to prove to the older wives that I am worthy.
Even though he is so very old, I am confident that my husband can quicken me with the seed of a son!
Posted by: aghani Village Girl aged 13 at February 14, 2013 10:44 PM (/J0Gi)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 14, 2013 10:44 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:45 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:46 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:47 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:47 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:47 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2013 10:49 PM (mjR67)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRMV8CsDNvQ
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:49 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:50 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:51 PM (IlZPE)
From Russia With Penis
Penisfinger
Thunderpenis
You Only Penis Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Penis
Penises are Forever
Live and Let Penis
The Man With the Golden Penis
The Penis Who Loved Me
Moonpenis
For Your Penis Only
Octopenis
View to A Penis
The Living Penis
License To Penis
Peniseye
Penis Never Dies
The Penis is Not Enough
Penis Another Day
Penis Royale
Quantum of Penis
Skypenis
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 10:52 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:53 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:53 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:53 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:54 PM (IlZPE)
Muslim scientists say it has no chance of hitting earth.
Well, if both of them say that, then we've got nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 14, 2013 10:54 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:54 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:55 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:55 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:56 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:57 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:57 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: vivi at February 14, 2013 10:57 PM (JKza/)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:57 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: vivi at February 14, 2013 10:58 PM (JKza/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:58 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:58 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:58 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: vivi at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (JKza/)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 10:59 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:00 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:00 PM (IlZPE)
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Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:01 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 11:01 PM (J4gw3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:02 PM (qyv02)
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Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:04 PM (IlZPE)
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Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:11 PM (qyv02)
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Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:16 PM (qyv02)
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Posted by: Peaches at February 14, 2013 11:18 PM (kpCLl)
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Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:27 PM (qyv02)
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Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:28 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:28 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 11:29 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 11:45 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Deseeded at February 15, 2013 01:48 AM (SZMAq)
That astroid must be calfing. Hope it doesn't spilter off larger pieces that hit elsewhere. Nothing like a near Apocalyptic moment to liven up the end of winter drag
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (g5wi5)
*A sports bar.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (hLRSq)
Songs?
"Me and Bobby McPenis"
"Oh... What a Beautiful Penis..."
"Get Up Offa That Penis"
"My Sweet Penis"
"[call] 634-5789" [and ask for Penis]
Posted by: Uncle Kevvie says : Howdy All at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (gZD5/)
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