Bob Cohen's "ilu" Tweet Was To His... Until-Recently Unknown Daughter

Remember the "ilu" tweet? From Bob Cohen to a 24 year old model?

It's his daughter. He says he only learned of her existence 3 years ago.

So, no current shenanigans, but I guess some past shenanigans.

I guess his tweets were sort of innocent and sweet, then.

Still feels a bit Roman.

Posted by: Ace at 07:07 PM



Comments

1 yeeps.

Posted by: pep at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (6TB1Z)

2 Well......that's new.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (obHYs)

3 That's one reason I could never be a sperm donor. It would be torture to know that someone else was raising my child. I guess it's good that not everyone feels that way.

Posted by: pep at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (6TB1Z)

4 Given the skanky photos she has splashed around of herself, he might want to try to do more parenting and less tweeting.

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (5H6zj)

5 Well, that explains a lot.

Posted by: alex at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (4YlNx)

6 Should have been Weiner's excuse

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (PxYrx)

7 Right - and Anthony Wiener's twitter account was hacked

Posted by: hoss at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (Gk/35)

8 It's a real blow to older guys everywhere who thought they found their new hero. Excuse me while I go destroy my recently constructed Steve Cohen shrine.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (UfvyB)

9 Well that's...awkward.

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (wsGWu)

10 fun-loving hipster!

Posted by: JDP at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (60GaT)

11 >>> Right - and Anthony Wiener's twitter account was hacked

well no you can't fake a daughter!

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (LCRYB)

12 "Given the skanky photos she has splashed around of herself, he might want to try to do more parenting and less tweeting."

omg socon

Posted by: JDP at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (60GaT)

13 Round of applause to oblig. for his insightful their heads are the same shape comment in the previous thread?

...

Fine.

I'll just be over by myself, noticing things.

Posted by: oblig. at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (cePv8)

14 WHO'S UR DADDY?

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (l44ZV)

15 *Steve Cohen

Posted by: Rafe at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (FjF19)

16 banned or banned not??

Posted by: am i banned?? at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (wp484)

17 Heh

Posted by: Tutu at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (CpWI4)

18 Don't feel bad. This proves the system works.

Posted by: nip at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (11Tdq)

19 So no sex tape?

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (ZolUS)

20 what the hell is ilu?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (QLJPW)

21 His party affiliation? A complete mystery.

Posted by: pep at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (6TB1Z)

22 ilu=I love you. Or I loathe umbrellas. Not sure which.

Posted by: pep at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (6TB1Z)

23 Eww.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (QupBk)

24 What? That's seriously fucked up!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (O8sZf)

25
IM UR DAD

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (kdS6q)

26 Now I kind of feel bad about saying I would smash it so hard her gynecologist would need therapy. Seems crass in retrospect.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (+lsX1)

27 So was that in fact her with the fakey teeth?

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (QupBk)

28 I'm not calling it a lie, but i don't get this. Why delete the tweets? Why wait a couple of days to make that statement?

I assume it's not a lie because a paternity test could prove it, and who would make such a claim knowing that it's not only not true, but not all that hard to prove? I know, i know, that hasn't stopped a billion liars before, but still.

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (lpR33)

29 Those boys I tweetare until recently unknown sons. Metthem all at 'Man's Country'. I'm gonna run in 2016! More Chicago in the WH!

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (WolTZ)

30 Anyway, Anna, ilu. :-P


(We're both totally hotter.)
(And much less related.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (O8sZf)

31 This happened in an episode of "Lie to Me." But in the show, the daughter was a stripper.

Posted by: Crispian at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (yJDEE)

32 Still seems creepy to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (9Bj8R)

33 Oh it's not, "I'll lick you"?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (QLJPW)

34 >>> Still feels a bit Roman.

Yeah, I'm getting the "Caligula" vibe, too.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (7xeJQ)

35 >>>I'm not calling it a lie, but i don't get this. Why delete the tweets? Why wait a couple of days to make that statement?

presumably he acknowledged the daughter privately but not publicly and so was concealing his relationship.

Just wasn't the relationship it seemed to be.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (LCRYB)

36 I take it the mother is from Beverly Hills, Texas.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (BVkEs)

37 "34 >>> Still feels a bit Roman.

Yeah, I'm getting the "Caligula" vibe, too.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (7xeJQ) "

Come now. She wasn't that bad looking. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (O8sZf)

38 I don't understand what all the fuss is about.

Posted by: Lucrezia Borgia at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (6TB1Z)

39 presumably he acknowledged the daughter privately but not publicly and so was concealing his relationship.

Sounds right. If he was paying child support, then I'll cut him some slack.

Posted by: pep at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (6TB1Z)

40 Mrs. Cohen knew about this daughter?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (9XBK2)

41 @36

Dallas?


I guess this means my faith in humaniy is somewhat restored. A guy as ugly as him isn't hitting it.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (pEOD8)

42 Tell me more about her older sister Brittany.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (QupBk)

43 Is he friends with Jim Messina and does he own a clown suit?

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (/Fgoj)

44 Twenty one years without knowing you had a love child? Roman.

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (UzPAd)

45 Why would he pay child support for a 24 y.o. girl?

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (5H6zj)

46 SPANK ME DADDY

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (/Fgoj)

47 She is my daughter. I love incest.

Posted by: Rep. Steve Cohen at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (oKH8p)

48 Holy hell, just how dominant are the genes on her mother's side?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (Gk3SS)

49 19 So no sex tape?
Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (ZolUS)

That would now be creepy, and illegal, and seriously wrong and also creepy.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (obHYs)

50 @45
"Was paying". Paid would have been clearer, though.

Posted by: pep at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (6TB1Z)

51 "41 @36

Dallas?


I guess this means my faith in humaniy is somewhat restored. A guy as ugly as him isn't hitting it.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (pEOD "

No. He almost certainly is. Power does cunt for a lot.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (O8sZf)

52 Ah, so the young-at-heart hipster left his sword unsheathed when he was actually somewhat young.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (4pNjZ)

53 Dorner confirmed to be the body in the cabin.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (QLJPW)

54 Oops! Got it, pep.

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (5H6zj)

55 Man, he should have strung this out. Sent her some "who is your daddy?" And "that sort of behavior will get you a spanking!" Tweets.

He could have turned this into an epic trololol.

Posted by: wooga at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (jf2XR)

56 IT'S
LEGAL
IN TN

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (JDIKC)

57 Those Dominican child sex slaves? Totally my daughters.

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (I2LwF)

58 I guess he wouldn't have paid if he didn't find out until she was 21. Unless college?

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (5H6zj)

59 Bob Cohen or Steve Cohen?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (piMMO)

60 >>presumably he acknowledged the daughter privately but not publicly and so was concealing his relationship.

Just wasn't the relationship it seemed to be.


I guess that makes sense. It seems odd to me to cover it up and then put out this story just two days later. I can see trying to conceal it for her sake, or waiting to get her blessing before revealing it. In terms of threatening him or his career, though (and i think it makes sense to view all politicians through that lens), what's the threat of a daughter he conceived 25 years ago?

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (lpR33)

61 Mitt, I'm just going to chalk that up to a typo.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (ZM9OS)

62

That would now be creepy, and illegal, and seriously wrong and also creepy.


Yeah, but this is DC. Creepy, illegal, wrong, and creepy....that just describes another day on the job for these guys.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (KESFj)

63 57
Those Dominican child sex slaves? Totally my daughters.


That penis? Totally my daughters.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (6TB1Z)

64
Sure it wasn't his "niece"?

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (a9L+B)

65 Dorner confirmed to be the body in the cabin.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (QLJPW)

Yeah but that took 24 hours. That's like how you have order Duck at a real good restaurant so it can really simmer in it's juices?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 14, 2013 07:27 PM (9Bj8R)

66 DADDY LIKE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2013 07:27 PM (acamJ)

67 "61 Mitt, I'm just going to chalk that up to a typo.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (ZM9OS) "

:-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:27 PM (O8sZf)

68 Nothing to see here. It's the prerogatives of the ruling class. Don't be so selfish.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:27 PM (r4dYV)

69 i'll wait for the dna tests, but still pretty damn creepy

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (F8apr)

70 She was a bit of a butter face. It makes even more sense now.

Posted by: wooga at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (jf2XR)

71 U R MY DAUGHTER

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (O8sZf)

72 My favorite part is where Steve changed his name to Bob

Posted by: bour3 at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (5x3+2)

73 Took 24 hours to confirm the corpse was Dorner. Conspiracy books in 5,4,3....

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (ZolUS)

74 Daughter, sister-wife. Twelve of one, half dozen of another.

Posted by: wooga at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (jf2XR)

75 Good work there Bob, you're single, much neater to say "Daddy" and stop the tongue wagging in its tracks... We know you really mean 'Sugar Daddy', but the press stops here

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (0SXI6)

76 I got a PAC!

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (I2LwF)

77 What a douchebag....

for how many years he couldnt be bothered, and now that twitter comes along he exploits it to get political sympathy by digging up some chick he claims is he daughter to tweet to to seem relevant and hip.

Do thiese phoney ass democrats ever stop or do they use every ploy all the time for politics. Just disgusting that he would try and turn sexting into something innocent when he got caught.

FAKE until we see the dna results.



hey...fuck it thats how they would act...why cant we?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (+OTLF)

78 There were very few valid excuses to get him off the hook.

This is probably the top one. Truly nothing to see here.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (WWuYG)

79 It seems odd to me to cover it up and then put out this story just two days later.

Takes awhile to get the money transferred and the passwords handed over.

(I'm not sure how serious I am, either.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 14, 2013 07:30 PM (hO8IJ)

80 "76 I got a PAC!

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (I2LwF) "

PAC-MAN

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:30 PM (O8sZf)

81 And congrats. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:30 PM (O8sZf)

82 My favorite part is where Steve changed his name to Bob

Bob's got a little something waiting for him back at the clubhouse, IYKWIM.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 14, 2013 07:31 PM (hO8IJ)

83 I'm calling bullshit until proven otherwise.

I'm a Birther from way back.

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:31 PM (I2LwF)

84 48 Holy hell, just how dominant are the genes on her mother's side?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (Gk3SS)



Winner.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)

85
So, let me get this straight, it's not his "good friend's "
daughter, It's his daughter ?

Was he nailing his "good friend's wife " ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 07:31 PM (OmUu+)

86 Also: you would not believe how easy it is to set up a PAC.

We need a MoronPAC.

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (I2LwF)

87 >>Took 24 hours to confirm the corpse was Dorner. Conspiracy books in 5,4,3....


It's a scientific fact that fire can't melt Chris Dorner!!!

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (lpR33)

88
Why did he lie about her? Was he ashamed? Nothing innocent and sweet about that.

Posted by: waldo at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (ZzS+r)

89 >>>73 Took 24 hours to confirm the corpse was Dorner.

LAPD is trying to find a way to weasel out of paying the reward money to the lady who escaped and called 911. Probably trying to ensure he died of a "self-inflicted" gunshot instead of smoke inhalation, as the latter would put his death a the hands of the LAPD. Suicide =/= capture, and thus no reward money!

Posted by: wooga at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (jf2XR)

90 I was walking on the beach at a mexican resort and I saw a beautiful young woman with an older man. She had a tank top on with and arrow pointed at him that said "He's my DAD"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (l86i3)

91 well, we had fun with it...that's all that matters

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (XvrTA)

92 We need a MoronPAC.

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (I2LwF)



I've said that a bunch of times. How cool would it be to end an ad with "This message brought to you by the Moron Horde"???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:33 PM (GEICT)

93 "87 >>Took 24 hours to confirm the corpse was Dorner. Conspiracy books in 5,4,3....


It's a scientific fact that fire can't melt Chris Dorner!!!

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (lpR33) "

UNMELTABLE

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:33 PM (O8sZf)

94 Didn't EOJ say something to the effect of there are lots of hot girls with snakes in their heads and daddy issues in their vaginas? Seems appropriate now...

Posted by: Timon at February 14, 2013 07:33 PM (hHlaS)

95 Funny how a man that Yougly help create a women that pretty. Must have gotten all those genes from Mom.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 14, 2013 07:33 PM (kqqGm)

96 87
>>Took 24 hours to confirm the corpse was Dorner. Conspiracy books in 5,4,3....





It's a scientific fact that fire can't melt Chris Dorner!!!


Hipster douche: I'm more of a Mumia or Leonard Peltier fan myself. Dorner's too corporate.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:33 PM (r4dYV)

97
3That's one reason I could never be a sperm donor. It would be torture to know that someone else was raising my child. I guess it's good that not everyone feels that way.Posted by: pep at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (6TB1Z)

Hey! "I'm a sperm donor" could have been in the last thread.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 07:33 PM (XLuH2)

98 ilu=intergenerational lust uncovered.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:33 PM (7xPCu)

99 OT SSGT Romesha is at the Ranger game tonight and just got a nice ovation.

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:34 PM (9XBK2)

100 Cohen is still a creepy-looking, fugly dude.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 07:34 PM (4pNjZ)

101 Sounds like Mr. Cohen may have attended some "Key Parties" in the 80's

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 14, 2013 07:34 PM (0SXI6)

102 Regardless, this guy sent a couple tweets that he deleted soon after.

So is this guy so stoopid that he thought Twitter was some type of personal email? ....and then realizing it could be seen by everyone, he deleted the tweet? But then a couple hours later completely forgot and sent her another tweet?

There's more to this story....

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (ZM9OS)

103 101
Sounds like Mr. Cohen may have attended some "Key Parties" in the 80's

If by "Key Parties" you mean fuckin' bitches and not taking responsibility then yes.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (r4dYV)

104 He looks like Al Franken will look like in 20 years.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (7xPCu)

105 "99 OT SSGT Romesha is at the Ranger game tonight and just got a nice ovation.

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:34 PM (9XBK2) "

I heard that Michelle invited him to the SOTU and he "had other things to do."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (O8sZf)

106 yeah still creepy

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 07:36 PM (8sCoq)

107 Isn't there some sort of psychological phenomena where long lost daughters end up banging their pervy old man fathers? I saw it on SVU so it must be true...

Posted by: BSR at February 14, 2013 07:36 PM (H0Rot)

108
He only learned of her 3 years ago?

what?

Posted by: Fresh at February 14, 2013 07:36 PM (O7ksG)

109 02Regardless, this guy sent a couple tweets that he deleted soon after.

So is this guy so stoopid that he thought Twitter was some type of personal email? ....and then realizing it could be seen by everyone, he deleted the tweet? But then a couple hours later completely forgot and sent her another tweet?

There's more to this story....Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (ZM9OS)and I hope it's really fucking sordid.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 07:36 PM (XLuH2)

110 105 I read that too,hope it's true.

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (9XBK2)

111 ALL IN THE FAMILY

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (96M6e)

112 Still seems creepy to me.

--

Me too. I think it's because a father doesn't tell a daughter he lover her in the same manner a boyfriend/husband would. Dads say things like "Love you, Dad" not the more intimate "ilu."

Posted by: Mayday at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (F3s39)

113 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (l86i3)


I was at a high end restaurant in DC with an fellow worker, and many tables were taken by "older" men wearing power suits and dining with very attractive young women. My associate said, "Isn't that nice! Look at all those older men taking their daughters out to lunch!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (Cnqmv)

114 109
02Regardless, this guy sent a couple tweets that he deleted soon after.

So
is this guy so stoopid that he thought Twitter was some type of
personal email? ....and then realizing it could be seen by everyone, he
deleted the tweet? But then a couple hours later completely forgot and
sent her another tweet?

There's more to this story....Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (ZM9OS)and I hope it's really fucking sordid.


Sordid?n You bet your ass. It probably involves white slavery and zeppelins.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (r4dYV)

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (0SXI6)

116
The charred corpse of Chris Dorner begins killing teenagers camping in the woods who have had naughty sex!

Posted by: waldo at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (ZzS+r)

117 Maybe she called him 'daddy' one sleazy night at the no-tell motel, and he ran with it.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (7xPCu)

118 WHAT I DON'T GET IS HOW HE FORGET HE GIVE BIRTH TO HER OUT HIS BUM

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (I2LwF)

119 113 DC is the real "Sin City".

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (9XBK2)

120 not the more intimate "ilu."


Posted by: Mayday at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (F3s39)


--I would not say "ilu" is more intimate. It's more puerile.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (4pNjZ)

121
ilu to his newly found HOT daughter?

what?

Posted by: Fresh at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (O7ksG)

122 Didn't they say that she was the daughter of a big donor? Was he banging this guy's wife 25 years ago?

Posted by: Timon at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (hHlaS)

123 I demand a DNA test!

Posted by: Hot chick with creepy guy claiming to be my dad at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (nZvGM)

124 It is nice that his daughter is inspired by her dad doing his job, even though he's a fucking communist pig traitor.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (UzocF)

125 107
Isn't there some sort of psychological phenomena where long lost
daughters end up banging their pervy old man fathers? I saw it on SVU so
it must be true...


That phenomenon is called "Fate" in the West and "Karma" in the east.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (r4dYV)

126

20
what the hell is ilu?

Isn't that the Wobblies?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (If+9A)

127 We need a MoronPAC.



Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (I2LwF)


Can we make it a non-profit and get us some tax exemptions?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (Cnqmv)

128 Didn't they say that she was the daughter of a big donor? Was he banging this guy's wife 25 years ago?
Posted by: Timon at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (hHlaS)

That makes more sense.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (l86i3)

129 I heard that Michelle invited him to the SOTU and he "had other things to do."

That's incredibly awesome if it's true.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 14, 2013 07:40 PM (hO8IJ)

130 COHEN IS ANJEW NAME

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 14, 2013 07:40 PM (I2LwF)

131

BAD
DAD

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 07:40 PM (kdS6q)

132 I call bullshit .

Posted by: Fresh at February 14, 2013 07:40 PM (O7ksG)

133 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 14, 2013 07:40 PM (QupBk)

134
Can we make it a non-profit and get us some tax exemptions?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (Cnqmv)

Then split 99% of the money up betweens us as overhead and give 1% to the candidates.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:41 PM (l86i3)

135 I saw their pictures and don't believe this.

No way that guy produced that daughter.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 14, 2013 07:41 PM (m2IdD)

136 An investor friend told me that Harry Reid is an expert "Middle Eastern mudslider"

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 14, 2013 07:41 PM (e8kgV)

137 "You can tell your other man sweet daddy's on the way"

The Allman Brothers

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:41 PM (7xPCu)

138 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:41 PM (l86i3)


In other words a standard political PAC!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (Cnqmv)

139 Cohen is the kind of dude whose Internet marital status is "swingle."

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (I2LwF)

140 I heard that Michelle invited him to the SOTU and he "had other things to do."

***

I think it was his anniversary

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (piMMO)

141
Thank you urban dictionary.



Middle eastern mudslide When you are having anal sex and the person you are doing shoots you across the room with diarrhea

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (l86i3)

142 "139 Cohen is the kind of dude whose Internet marital status is "swingle."

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (I2LwF) "

Swingnut.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (O8sZf)

143 BOSTON, Feb 14 (Reuters) - A newly discovered asteroid about half the size of a football field will pass nearer to Earth than any other known object of its size on Friday, giving scientists a rare opportunity for close-up observations without launching a probe.

At its closest approach, which will occur at 2:24 p.m. EST/1924 GMT, the asteroid will pass about 17,200 miles (27,520 km) above the planet traveling at 8 miles (13 km) per second, bringing it nearer than the networks of television and weather satellites that ring the planet.

Although Asteroid 2012 DA14 is the largest known object of its size to pass this close, scientists say there is no chance of an impact

Are these the same scientists that said: " Launch the shuttle in cold weather? Yeah, surer what could go wrong?"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (9Bj8R)

144 Daughter-Gate

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (q177U)

145 136 An investor friend told me that Harry Reid is an expert "Middle Eastern mudslider"
Posted by: Dan Rather at February 14, 2013 07:41 PM (e8kgV)

and Democrat cocksucking mudslinger.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (7xPCu)

146 At Drudge... Rahm for POTUS?



I feel slimy just typing that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (piMMO)

147 PACs generally disburse 50% of revenue and re-invest the other 50%.

Includes the take of senior staff.

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (I2LwF)

148 "140 I heard that Michelle invited him to the SOTU and he "had other things to do."

***

I think it was his anniversary

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (piMMO) "

Damn, woman.


Do you also go around telling children that Santa Claus doesn't exist?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:44 PM (O8sZf)

149 141
Thank you urban dictionary.



Middle eastern mudslide When you are having anal sex and the person you are doing shoots you across the room with diarrhea
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (l86i3)


Sounds like a Texas Tea Tornado

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:44 PM (7xPCu)

150 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (l86i3)

For once I comprehend the "too much information" concept!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (Cnqmv)

151 Steve Cohen is married???

Posted by: waldo at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (ZzS+r)

152 For once I comprehend the "too much information" concept!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (Cnqmv)


Hey, If I have to look it up, dammit I'm sharing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (l86i3)

153 Thank you urban dictionary.



Middle eastern mudslide When you are having anal sex and the person you are doing shoots you across the room with diarrhea

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (l86i3)



I'd like to thank you for feeling the need to type that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (GEICT)

154 Sordid?n You bet your ass. It probably involves white slavery and zeppelins.

The Germans are known for their suave ways with the womyns. Also flammable gases.

Posted by: pep at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (6TB1Z)

155 Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (I2LwF)

Does re-invest mean what it does when Obama says he wants to invest?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (Cnqmv)

156 So incest then!

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:47 PM (DXfAK)

157 --I would not say "ilu" is more intimate. It's more puerile.


Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (4pNjZ)
--I had to go look up the word "puerile" first, but that description works too.This situation kind of reminds me of one time my ex-husband took his teenage daughter to shop for underwear at Victoria's Secret. He thought he was all hip and everything, but I thought it was icky. (note: no, he wasn't a perv...he just didn't always have great judgement, and sometimes tried too hard to be a "friend" to his kids. He was divorced from their mom and suffered from fun-weekend-dad syndrome.)

Posted by: Mayday at February 14, 2013 07:47 PM (F3s39)

158
I'd like to thank you for feeling the need to type that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (GEICT)

Copy Paste my brother, copy paste.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:47 PM (l86i3)

159 "152 For once I comprehend the "too much information" concept!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (Cnqmv)


Hey, If I have to look it up, dammit I'm sharing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (l86i3) "

Sharing is caring. Thanks, comrade. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:47 PM (O8sZf)

160 ILU= I Love Unicorns

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (6IKyK)

161 "Isn't there some sort of psychological phenomena where long lost daughters end up banging their pervy old man fathers? I saw it on SVU so it must be true..."

You may be thinking of 'Old Boy'....perhaps the most fucked up movie ever made.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (ZM9OS)

162 yeah, and Kate Upton is my daughter: The Love Child from long ago


that's why I have her pictures everywhere...

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (Dll6b)

163 155 Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (I2LwF)

Does re-invest mean what it does when Obama says he wants to invest?
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (Cnqmv)

To Obama:
Invest=steal your money right in front of you
Reinvest=steal your money behind your back

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (7xPCu)

164 "156 So incest then!

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:47 PM (DXfAK) "

I heard "incest is best." Still waiting for science to confirm or deny.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (O8sZf)

165 'Old Boy' is an excursion into the Heart of Korean Darkness


if you liked that movie, get yourself checked out

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 14, 2013 07:50 PM (Dll6b)

166 "160 ILU= I Love Unicorns

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (6IKyK) "

:-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:50 PM (O8sZf)

167 There's one way to tell if this "daughter" story is just a poor attempt at a coverup. Check for a foreskin!

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 14, 2013 07:50 PM (nZvGM)

168 "I heard "incest is best." Still waiting for science to confirm or deny."

I think the West Virginia Tourist Board may have some pamphlets for you.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:50 PM (ZolUS)

169 I feel like I need to shower from that dirty thread below in which I shamefully participated

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:51 PM (z5U4s)

170 "168 "I heard "incest is best." Still waiting for science to confirm or deny."

I think the West Virginia Tourist Board may have some pamphlets for you.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 07:50 PM (ZolUS) "

Giggity!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:51 PM (O8sZf)

171 I feel like I need to shower from that dirty thread below in which I shamefully participated
Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:51 PM (z5U4s)

LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:51 PM (l86i3)

172 I always intended to pay it back.

Posted by: Bob Cohen at February 14, 2013 07:52 PM (bGlsD)

173 "169 I feel like I need to shower from that dirty thread below in which I shamefully participated

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:51 PM (z5U4s) "

Don't blame me. I left. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:52 PM (O8sZf)

174 I heard once you go black, you never go back

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:52 PM (z5U4s)

175 That's the hottest Jewish girl I've ever seen!

I guess she's not a natural blonde?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 07:52 PM (wR+pz)

176 YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER... oh sorry wrong thread.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:53 PM (r4dYV)

177 TRY MY
GENES
FOR THIGHS

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2013 07:53 PM (acamJ)

178 "174 I heard once you go black, you never go back

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:52 PM (z5U4s) "

Fuck. Why didn't you say something in 2008?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:53 PM (O8sZf)

179 >>>yeah, and Kate Upton is my daughter

I
Love
Upton

yeaaaaah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Steve John Lovitz Cohen at February 14, 2013 07:53 PM (Ks9M3)

180 165 'Old Boy' is an excursion into the Heart of Korean Darkness


if you liked that movie, get yourself checked out
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 14, 2013 07:50 PM (Dll6b)

At first I read it as 'Heart of Koran Darkness'

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:54 PM (7xPCu)

181 I'll take horse shit for a $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 07:54 PM (wR+pz)

182 "175 That's the hottest Jewish girl I've ever seen!

I guess she's not a natural blonde?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 07:52 PM (wR+pz) "


There aren't that many natural blondes.


THIS IS(N'T FUCKING) SWEDEEEEEN!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:55 PM (O8sZf)

183 171 I feel like I need to shower from that dirty thread below in which I shamefully participated

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:51 PM (z5U4s)

--------------

LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:51 PM (l86i3)




TURN ON WEBCAM

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:55 PM (GEICT)

184 OT - Wife asked me tonight, "Why is it whenever you say the word ""Democrats"" the very next word you shout is ""FUCK"", or ""FUCKING"" or ""FUCKERS"" ...and in a VERY LOUD VOICE."

She no like the "F" word. I can't help it. I just can't.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)

185 the Heart of Koran Darkness is.......................


( wait for it )


Barack Hussein Obama, mmm mmmm mmmmmm

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (Dll6b)

186 ilu = Ilap underjohnsons

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (QLJPW)

187 I am NOT related to this guy.


Or at least I don't think so.


Good God, this is depressing.

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (C8mVl)

188 Obi Wan didn't tell you: I'M YOUR FATHER.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (qyv02)

189 184 OT - Wife asked me tonight, "Why is it whenever you say the word ""Democrats"" the very next word you shout is ""FUCK"", or ""FUCKING"" or ""FUCKERS"" ...and in a VERY LOUD VOICE."

She no like the "F" word. I can't help it. I just can't.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)

See if you can wean yourself over to FREAKS

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (7xPCu)

190 Didn't read all the posts. Just got home. Could have been an adoption years ago. I have a daughter out there somewhere I have only met at the hospital.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (vTi1t)

191 Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (O8sZf)

192 what a Cohen sidence......

Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (OmUu+)

193 192

what a Cohen sidence......

--------------------


I applaud you good sir, i snorted.

Posted by: Saar at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (ryT1J)

194 His daughter looks like the slutty friend of Drew Barrymore with straighter hair from The Wedding Singer who looks like a slutty Marcia Brady.

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (z5U4s)

195 Hony soit qui mal y pens.
There, I said it again.

Posted by: comatus at February 14, 2013 07:59 PM (qaVK+)

196 @182

No, really. I guess my scarc didn't come out.

So you are thinking the carpet doesn't match the drapes?


Shocked! But those tits are real right?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:00 PM (wR+pz)

197 His daughter looks like the slutty friend of Drew Barrymore with straighter hair from The Wedding Singer who looks like a slutty Marcia Brady.

****

i think that chick is married to Ben Stiller

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (piMMO)

198 194 His daughter looks like the slutty friend of Drew Barrymore with straighter hair from The Wedding Singer who looks like a slutty Marcia Brady.

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (z5U4s)




How I read that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (GEICT)

199 Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (vTi1t)



Unless you are a Congressman, I would probably trust your explanation!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (Cnqmv)

200 Methinks the Congressmen waited awhile to let his foes walk into that one.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 08:02 PM (g5wi5)

201 So why the deleting after 4 minutes?

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 08:02 PM (A7Wh1)

202 i think that chick is married to Ben Stiller

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (piMMO)




Christine Taylor


From Hey Dude and Dodgeball

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:03 PM (GEICT)

203 >>>See if you can wean yourself over to FREAKS

Posted by: model_1066


Actually, this is what I do in public, or in the yard, to avoid scaring the neighbors.

But when I am in my house, with a tall ice glass full of scotch, and it's after 5PM, and the word "Democrat" is uttered, (like my ivy league educated "Democrat" brother from Mass. wants to visit because he misses me) I start involuntarily spewing invectives like I have Tourette's or some such.



.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (4Mv1T)

204 >>>>>slutty Marcia Brady

BC

bringing back masturbatory fantasies of your teenage years?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (z5U4s)

205 The hot blonde isn't my mistress she's my......daughter. Daughter, yeah that's the ticket

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (smKmt)

206 200 Methinks the Congressmen waited awhile to let his foes walk into that one.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 08:02 PM (g5wi5)

Wouldn't you have to be known to have foes? Maybe that's what this is about: no such thing as bad publicity.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (7xPCu)

207 Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (Cnqmv)

It's kind of funny viewed from the other side as well. From the time I was 16 (and looked at least 1 it's been pretty clear that waitstaff were unsure how to address us whenever my dad takes me to lunch (especially since I don't look much like him.)


No, I'm *not* addicted to parentheses I can quit anytime I want. I just don't want to. So there. *help me*

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (wbeNt)

208 187
I am NOT related to this guy.





Or at least I don't think so.





Good God, this is depressing.

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (C8mVl)

--Actually, hasn't DNA established that all the Jewish Cohens are related and descendants of the priestly class of ancient Israel?

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (4pNjZ)

209 Confirmed. Body in cabin was Chris Doner's

Extra crispy, just how I like it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (l2djs)

210 BC

bringing back masturbatory fantasies of your teenage years?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (z5U4s)




Well, I was 8 when Hey Dude came on the air.....

Helluva early start. Lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (GEICT)

211 208
187

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (C8mVl)

--Actually,
hasn't DNA established that all the Jewish Cohens are related and
descendants of the priestly class of ancient Israel?


The 3rd Temple will be put on hold until they figure this shit out.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:06 PM (r4dYV)

212
bringing back masturbatory fantasies of your teenage years?Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (z5U4s)
----------------------------------------
Yeah, that Tiger.....

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 14, 2013 08:06 PM (QLJPW)

213 bringing back masturbatory fantasies of your teenage years?

No. He's too young for that.

Probably more of a Melissa Joan Hart kinda guy.

Me on the other hand.....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:06 PM (l2djs)

214 Mark Lamont Hill needs punched in the nads and the throat.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 08:07 PM (vTi1t)

215 Probably more of a Melissa Joan Hart kinda guy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:06 PM (l2djs)




Ew. No.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:07 PM (GEICT)

216 BOR not happy with Marc Lamont Hill

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:07 PM (piMMO)

217 Mark Lamont Hill needs punched in the nads and the throat.

***

I'l hold him down for you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (piMMO)

218 213
bringing back masturbatory fantasies of your teenage years?



No. He's too young for that.



Probably more of a Melissa Joan Hart kinda guy.



Me on the other hand.....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:06 PM (l2djs)

--Yeah. Melissa. Also, the cutie who played Six on Blossom --a tight little number.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (4pNjZ)

219 ilu - and I'll give you 100K to say you are my daughter.

Posted by: Cohen(D) at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (O7ksG)

220 Mark Lamont Hill needs punched in the nads and the throat.
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 08:07 PM (vTi1t)

Not worth the effort. As a matter of fact I'd have to think long and hard about whether I'd piss on him if he was on fire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (9Bj8R)

221 Don't care, I was offended. It was "rapey."

Posted by: JamesT at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (blYjC)

222 Notice MLH isn't quite as smarmy as usual?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:09 PM (piMMO)

223 --Actually,

hasn't DNA established that all the Jewish Cohens are related and

descendants of the priestly class of ancient Israel?


Yes, did you see that show about it. They have a identifiable gene. It has been found in a Black tribe in Africa.

They are the head dude family in Hebrew. In NC the Cohen started a mill in Greensboro. Amazingly they changed their name to Cone. As in Cone mills.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:09 PM (wR+pz)

224 O'R is laying into the Hill guy. The squirm is nice.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:10 PM (wR+pz)

225 BLOOD TEST PLZ

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 08:10 PM (h6XiD)

226 Would a double tap be more to your liking, Nevergive up? I'm sick of these left wing freaks.

LIB

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 08:11 PM (vTi1t)

227 http://tinyurl.com/b2sz8g8

Jenna Von Oy

For your ogling pleasure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:11 PM (qyv02)

228 O'R should mention the second guy killed was a Black campus cops engaged to the cop's daughter. She was Asian.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:11 PM (wR+pz)

229 O'Reilly ain't been in the streets, he ain't seen the struggle

Posted by: JDP at February 14, 2013 08:11 PM (60GaT)

230 This Hill guy is a total human maggot.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 14, 2013 08:12 PM (ZPrif)

231 "I've done some soul searching," Romesha told CNN. "As much as a
great honor it would be to be a guest of the first lady, it's
also kind of hard to break away from the friends and the family
and all the great guys here."


http://is.gd/Eezrtu

Only a total douche-bag could disagree with those priorities.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 14, 2013 08:12 PM (hO8IJ)

232 The priestly Jews are the ones that don't roll over and play shtetl Jew and act like victims in the face of the chuck hagels of this world but stand up and say NO and fight back. No matter what their last name or DNA say.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 14, 2013 08:12 PM (9Bj8R)

233 @227

WTF?

Who are these kids and have you talked to our pederast friend Harry about this?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:13 PM (wR+pz)

234 Jenna Von Oy

For your ogling pleasure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:11 PM (qyv02)



Girl's got some ass on her.



http://tinyurl.com/abdz85q

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:13 PM (GEICT)

235 Only a total douche-bag could disagree with those priorities.

You rang?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (l2djs)

236 Only a total douche-bag could disagree with those priorities.

***

I agree.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (piMMO)

237

Yes, did you see that show about it. They have a identifiable gene. It has been found in a Black tribe in Africa.

They
are the head dude family in Hebrew. In NC the Cohen started a mill in
Greensboro. Amazingly they changed their name to Cone. As in Cone mills.



Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:09 PM (wR+pz)

--No, I learned that from a National Geographic article. It mentioned that some observant Jews were getting DNA testing so that they could be sure they *weren't* of the priestly line so they could be relieved of obligations.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (4pNjZ)

238 >>>Amazingly they changed their name to Cone. As in Cone mills.

That is interesting. My family loves to visit their old summer place outside Blowing Rock (now owned by the parks system) every time we are up there.

Cool place. http://tinyurl.com/aw4fzko

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (4Mv1T)

239 208----Actually, hasn't DNA established that all the Jewish Cohens are related .....
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (4pNjZ)


Good God, this is depressing.

Almost as depressing as Daisy Duck.
And waffles on the floor.

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (C8mVl)

240
So, Chubs McCain's cheap ploy for attention by calling out Beck & Ingram didn't work. She's going to launch this "anti-bullying" campaign. What a joke!

Posted by: waldo at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (ZzS+r)

241 This Hill guy is a total human maggot.


***

No.

There has to be something lower than that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (piMMO)

242
I'm surprised she was never cast in any of the movies that her dad and uncle created.

Posted by: Duh at February 14, 2013 08:15 PM (OmUu+)

243 Girl's got some ass on her Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:13 PM

That's the kind of ass you smack with a car antenna.

Or so I hear.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:15 PM (l2djs)

244 Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:13 PM (wR+pz)

A trip down memory lane.

Not a current lust.

Your mind is calling from the gutter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:15 PM (qyv02)

245
Girl's got some ass on her.



http://tinyurl.com/abdz85q

***

She's wearing cheap shoes

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:16 PM (piMMO)

246 Take a look at the Drudge picture in the right column, and the headline under it. Notice the Bo/Mo body language.

Posted by: Mayday at February 14, 2013 08:16 PM (F3s39)

247 @237

I found story. Please don't tell the Horde I watched PBS, I'll lose my street creed.


http://tinyurl.com/q70l


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:16 PM (wR+pz)

248 So, Chubs McCain's cheap ploy for attention by calling out Beck & Ingram didn't work. She's going to launch this "anti-bullying" campaign. What a joke!

***

What?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:16 PM (piMMO)

249 That's the kind of ass you smack with a car antenna.

Or so I hear.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:15 PM (l2djs)




Is that what you call it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)

250
Girl's got some ass on her.







http://tinyurl.com/abdz85q

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:13 PM (GEICT)

--Some serious Barry White music playing in my head when I clecked that.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:17 PM (4pNjZ)

251 She's wearing cheap shoes

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:16 PM (piMMO)




She's wearing shoes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)

252 Cheap shoes, baby.
Daily news.

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at February 14, 2013 08:18 PM (C8mVl)

253 Is that what you call it?

No. But it is automotive related.

I call it "The Club"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:18 PM (l2djs)

254 241
This Hill guy is a total human maggot.





***



No.



There has to be something lower than that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (piMMO)

--He's more like the parasites that dwell in what the maggots shit.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:19 PM (4pNjZ)

255 I call it "The Club"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:18 PM (l2djs)




There's a "tail pipe" joke in this somewhere.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:19 PM (GEICT)

256 >>>I call it "The Club Chub"

Fixed it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)

257
I found story. Please don't tell the Horde I watched PBS, I'll lose my street creed.


http://tinyurl.com/q70l




Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:16 PM (wR+pz)

--I also read an article about that tribe when the DNA was confirmed. Fascinating.Also, I have already confessed to watching Downton Abbey so you get no grief from me.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:20 PM (4pNjZ)

258
There's a "tail pipe" joke in this somewhere.


Or as they say in redneck land a "hose pipe" joke

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:20 PM (wR+pz)

259 --I also read an article about that tribe when the
DNA was confirmed. Fascinating.Also, I have already confessed to
watching Downton Abbey so you get no grief from me.


Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:20 PM (4pNjZ)


I don't believe I'd told that.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:21 PM (wR+pz)

260 This is in no way Roman...

... the "daughter" is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.

Posted by: Poman Rolanski at February 14, 2013 08:24 PM (Ks9M3)

261 I think my hash is a Herman Melville book.

Posted by: Duh at February 14, 2013 08:24 PM (OmUu+)

262 I have already confessed to watching Downton Abbey so you get no grief from me.

You may retain your Man Card if you watch it with your woman in order to keep the peace piece.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:25 PM (l2djs)

263 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (wbeNt)

I must admit, I have a fondness for parentheses myself. Would you like to come upstairs and view my collection?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 08:25 PM (Cnqmv)

264 Is there a Woody Allen joke somewhere I'm missing? Like about fucking his daughter?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:25 PM (r4dYV)

265 262 I have already confessed to watching Downton Abbey so you get no grief from me.

--------------------

You may retain your Man Card if you watch it with your woman in order to keep the peaceget a piece.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:25 PM (l2djs)



Fixed

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)

266 262
I have already confessed to watching Downton Abbey so you get no grief from me.



You may retain your Man Card if you watch it with your woman in order to keep the peace piece.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:25 PM (l2djs)

--Actually, I always do. last year we wanted to know what the fuss was about, and Season 1 was at Redbox. We had also just watched Brideshead Revisited so I was up for another British costume drama (even if an inferior one).

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:27 PM (4pNjZ)

267 Seriously, Naes, I wouldn't even go there.

It was pretty much a nothingburger from the start and now it's making the Right look worse than the Left. I know, I know, "concern" and all that.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 14, 2013 08:27 PM (QTHTd)

268 She's wearing cheap shoes

Does she have a good bag?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 14, 2013 08:29 PM (hO8IJ)

269 Does she have a good bag?

Of course.

Didn't you see all the junk in her trunk?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (l2djs)

270 candy heart?

I'M UR DAUGHTER

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (p/cQy)

271 Does she have a good bag?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 14, 2013 08:29 PM (hO8IJ)




No, but I bet she is one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (GEICT)

272
...Does she have a good bag?

Nah. I'd say she's pretty much carrying around a satchel ass.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:31 PM (4Mv1T)

273 She looks a lot like my wife, Mmmorgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 14, 2013 08:31 PM (QupBk)

274
D'OH. Many times I don't read all the comments before my first. oh well.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 14, 2013 08:32 PM (p/cQy)

275 The GTA vids in the sidebar are a much-appreciated palate cleanser.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 08:32 PM (nz3XM)

276 Hot ginger MILF on BOR, fellas.

(Actually, she's a YILF)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:33 PM (piMMO)

277 Her happy days are behind her.

Posted by: Duh at February 14, 2013 08:33 PM (OmUu+)

278 IM UR
BABY GRL

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 08:34 PM (EZl54)

279
Not acknowledging here publicly is kinda weird. I mean he is in his sixties, not 20, buck up man.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 14, 2013 08:34 PM (p/cQy)

280 Also a complete effin moron on BOR as well

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:34 PM (piMMO)

281 280 Also a complete effin moron on BOR as well

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:34 PM (piMMO)




Well that's true every night.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:35 PM (GEICT)

282 YILF?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (nz3XM)

283 Woman on BOR: Doing drugs puts you AT RISK of being a bad parent but does not by itself make someone a bad parent.

She is speaking about a woman who did cocaine while pregnant.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (piMMO)

284 Also a complete effin moron on BOR as well

Yep.

Posted by: Tautology at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (QupBk)

285 Well that's true every night.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:35 PM (GEICT)

Well it is his show!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (Cnqmv)

286 YILF?

***

Heh!

I screwed up and put the Y in the wrong place.

She's a MYLF, since I'm not interested in her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:37 PM (piMMO)

287 I'm enjoying Parks and Rec (sssshhh, don't tell Ace), but it saddens me to know that just about all the cast members, with the possible --and I hope probable-- exception of Rob Lowe, are serious O-cultists.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 08:37 PM (4pNjZ)

288 Still feels a bit Roman.

Speaking of Rome, where's my fiddle, Plouffe?

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Nero at February 14, 2013 08:37 PM (vbh31)

289 Doing drugs puts you AT RISK of being a bad parent but does not by itself make someone a bad parent.

Not watching but lemme guess....

Under 30 and a product of the American public education system.

Yes?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (l2djs)

290 Well it is his show!

***

touche'

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (piMMO)

291 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (piMMO)

No doubt in my mind but that this b*tch would be horrified if a woman smoked a cigarette while pregnant, but thinks smoking a joint while pregnant is just fine.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (Cnqmv)

292 She's a MYLF, since I'm not interested in her.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (l2djs)

293 Under 30 and a product of the American public education system.

Yes?

***

Nope.

Easily late 40's doctor.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (piMMO)

294 BOR always has idjiots on. Tries to make himself look smart.

Off to make chicken fried steak and mashed taters.

Later 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 08:39 PM (vTi1t)

295 Nope.

Easily late 40's doctor.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (piMMO)



*headdesk*


In a just world, her license would be suspended tomorrow by 8am, pending a full investigation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:40 PM (GEICT)

296 No doubt in my mind but that this b*tch would be horrified if a woman smoked a cigarette while pregnant, but thinks smoking a joint while pregnant is just fine.

***

Probably doesn't like gluten either.

Doing cocaine two days before giving birth... just a-okay

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:40 PM (piMMO)

297
Nobody noticed the family resemblance?

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 14, 2013 08:41 PM (tOkJB)

298 NDh I saw it flash she's a phychologist and lawyer.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2013 08:41 PM (vTi1t)

299 NDh I saw it flash she's a phychologist and lawyer.

Well...there you go.

Present company excepted, BC.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:42 PM (l2djs)

300
Educated does not equal intelligent.

You could teach a parrot dem. "talking points"

Hey, wait a minute,

Posted by: Duh at February 14, 2013 08:42 PM (OmUu+)

301 ...Doing cocaine two days before giving birth... just a-okay

Good friends at my church, ordained pastor without a church curently and smart wife, adopted two young kids from Russia years ago, now 16 and 19. Both with fetal alcohol syndrome. They appear normal, but will never be. May be dependent for life.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:43 PM (4Mv1T)

302 Present company excepted, BC.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:42 PM (l2djs)



Oh I'm not a lawyer. I have a law degree and am a member of the Florida Bar, but I'm proscribed from calling myself a lawyer. And I prefer it that way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:43 PM (GEICT)

303 Good friends at my church, ordained pastor without a church curently and smart wife, adopted two young kids from Russia years ago, now 16 and 19. Both with fetal alcohol syndrome. They appear normal, but will never be. May be dependent for life.

My wife and I teach Confirmation prep to our 14 year olds. We have amid like th

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:44 PM (l2djs)

304 At in class adopted from Kazahkstan.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:44 PM (l2djs)

305 NDh I saw it flash she's a phychologist and lawyer.


****

and an idiot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:45 PM (piMMO)

306 Damn iPad

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:45 PM (l2djs)

307 My wife and I teach Confirmation prep to our 14 year olds. We have amid like th

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:44 PM (l2djs)



His wife just snatched him off the computer mid sentence for some sweet Valentine's loving.


Go get it Bannion!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:45 PM (GEICT)

308 "Doing cocaine two days before giving birth... just a-okay"

If killing a baby is called "pro-choice" ...what's the harm in a little blow?

Arguing that a pregnant women shouldn't do drugs - because it could harm the baby - puts libs into a bit of a logical predicament.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 08:46 PM (ZolUS)

309 301/304

What a tragedy for the adoptive parents! God bless them all!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 08:46 PM (Cnqmv)

310 Arguing that a pregnant women shouldn't do drugs - because it could harm the baby - puts libs into a bit of a logical predicament.

***

ding ding ding

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)

311 275
The GTA vids in the sidebar are a much-appreciated palate cleanser.



Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 08:32 PM (nz3XM)

Indeed. If I could make the same adjustment to the PS3 version, I would consider giving it another spin. As it stands, I should probably try hocking it on eBay or something.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 08:48 PM (7xeJQ)

312 His wife just snatched him off the computer mid sentence for some sweet Valentine's loving.

And by "sweet Valentine's loving" we mean, "bathing a 2-year old".

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:48 PM (l2djs)

313 Arguing that a pregnant women shouldn't do drugs -
because it could harm the baby fetal tissue - puts gets libs into a bit out of a logical
predicament.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 08:46 PM (ZolUS)

Alternative view

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 08:48 PM (Cnqmv)

314 "And by "sweet Valentine's loving" we mean, "bathing a 2-year old". "

Once heard one of my young and unmarried troops state, "The only good thing about being married is you can get laid whenever you want."

I told him, "Yep, it's just like that...." Let the bastard learn the hard way.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 08:50 PM (ZolUS)

315 ... "bathing a 2-year old".

Which is a direct result of previous "sweet Valentine's loving".

I wish my kids were still that young. And if you ask either of them, they'd say the same thing. Those were good times. I am MUCH more patient with two year olds than teens.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:50 PM (4Mv1T)

316 Pre-vocabulary Nazi intervention correction @311:

hocking->hawking

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 08:51 PM (7xeJQ)

317 Once heard one of my young and unmarried troops state, "The only good thing about being married is you can get laid whenever you want."

I told him, "Yep, it's just like that...." Let the bastard learn the hard way.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 08:50 PM (ZolUS)




Ahhhh, the idiocy of youth. I remember it fondly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)

318 Which is a direct result of previous "sweet Valentine's loving".

Actually, now that I think about it, my daughter was conceived on Valentines Day 2010.

Oh honeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

BRB. At my age it only takes a minute.

Or less.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 08:52 PM (l2djs)

319 It doesn't matter who you love.

Posted by: Barky McLovenuts, ilu choom at February 14, 2013 08:53 PM (BVkEs)

320 'Love the One your With."

-Stephen Stills

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:54 PM (4Mv1T)

321 BOR's Jesse Waters to co-host The Five tomorrow.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:55 PM (piMMO)

322 Eww

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 14, 2013 08:55 PM (GVxQo)

323 'Love the One your With."

-Stephen Stills

***

Ain't Gonna Bump No More...

-Joe Tex

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:56 PM (piMMO)

324 @319

I know, right?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 14, 2013 08:56 PM (7xeJQ)

325 Project Runway time!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:56 PM (piMMO)

326 As a good liberal, I always consult my friend Caligula when it comes to matters of love and romance.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Nero at February 14, 2013 08:56 PM (vbh31)

327 Gah!

I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THE CANDY HEARTS THREAD!

Fuckity.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 14, 2013 08:56 PM (jIaZt)

328 I know, right?

****

Eeew

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:57 PM (piMMO)

329 I told him, "Yep, it's just like that...." Let the bastard learn the hard way.
Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 08:50 PM (ZolUS)

Because misery loves company is the only reason the human race has perpetuated itself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:57 PM (qyv02)

330 As a good liberal, I always consult my friend Caligula when it comes to matters of love and romance.

****

Keep it in the family

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 08:57 PM (piMMO)

331 327 Gah!

I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THE CANDY HEARTS THREAD!

Fuckity.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 14, 2013 08:56 PM (jIaZt)



It was both horrifying and amusing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)

332 319
It doesn't matter who you love.


Posted by: Barky McLovenuts, ilu choom at February 14, 2013 08:53 PM (BVkEs)

320
'Love the One your With."

-Stephen Stills


Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:54 PM (4Mv1T)

Amen!

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at February 14, 2013 08:57 PM (4pNjZ)

333 I know, right?


Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 14, 2013 08:56 PM (7xeJQ)

But it is best to have a current passport handy at all times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 14, 2013 08:58 PM (Cnqmv)

334 "BOR's Jesse Waters to co-host The Five tomorrow."

They need to replace Beckel with rotating (and actually entertaining) guests...Steyn, Carolla, D. Miller, Sowell, etc...

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 08:58 PM (ZolUS)

335 >>>Because misery loves company is the only reason the human race has perpetuated itself.

This sounds good, but I'm pretty sure it's because of sex. Yea, I'm goin' with sex.

And that babies are cute. If kids were born 16, we'd just kill 'em. Right there. Bang. Done.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 08:59 PM (4Mv1T)

336 There's a deep dark side to most of the 'Rons.

Very, very deep and very, very, very dark.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:59 PM (qyv02)

337
and now back to our regularly scheduled program.

Basil Rathbone in " The Strange Case of the Unknown Daughter "

Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 08:59 PM (OmUu+)

338 @323

Oh yeah! The 70's!


http://tinyurl.com/d9ctcn

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 08:59 PM (wR+pz)

339 It was both horrifying and amusing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)


Oh, I know, I read every damn comment. Some of you Morons are awesomely funny. Some should seek professionial help immediately.

There is a large overlap in those two groups.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 14, 2013 09:00 PM (jIaZt)

340 Because misery loves company is the only reason the human race Democrat Party has perpetuated itself.

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 09:00 PM (3qKP/)

341 330
As a good liberal, I always consult my friend Caligula when it comes to matters of love and romance.



****

What do you think liberals are doing on Huffington or Gawker? Trying to act human? No, probably bitching about Valentines Day gender relations or something stupid.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 09:01 PM (r4dYV)

342 Render unto the State, that which belongs to the State. Everything.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Nero at February 14, 2013 09:01 PM (vbh31)

343 As a good liberal, I always consult my friend Caligula when it comes to matters of love and romance.





****


What do you think liberals are doing on Huffington or Gawker?
Trying to act human? No, probably bitching about Valentines Day gender
relations or something stupid.


Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 09:01 PM (r4dYV)

--In a way we'll be less like Rome, since a horse is leaving the Senate to become Secretary of State.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:02 PM (4pNjZ)

344 They need to replace Beckel with rotating (and actually entertaining) guests...Steyn, Carolla, D. Miller, Sowell, etc...

***

I do like that Kilmeade has been getting more airplay.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 09:02 PM (piMMO)

345 What do you think liberals are doing on Huffington or Gawker? Trying to act human? No, probably bitching about Valentines Day gender relations or something stupid.

Oh I am sure Amanda Marcotte is gettin' it on somewhere.

With her VitaMix3000

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 09:03 PM (l2djs)

346 You know, upon second look at the pictures in question, she does have some of his features -- specifically her nose and mouth shape.

Much as I'd like to hammer on a Demon-crat, his explanation is plausible.

Posted by: Naqamel at February 14, 2013 09:03 PM (gcE9n)

347 CNN all cruise ship all the time! I hate watching CNN, but it is pretty neat.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 09:03 PM (wR+pz)

348 I'm changing #337 to Basil RathCohen.

Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 09:04 PM (OmUu+)

349 @341

Next, on "The Vagenda:" Sickening new candy heart ideas posted on a penile-centric blog posted by testosterone-infected patriarchs discovered. Yet another insult on this--the day created by Y-chromosome-holding mutants in the greeting card industry.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 09:06 PM (7xeJQ)

350 Well at least it wasn't signed - IL269U

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 09:06 PM (A7Wh1)

351 John Phillips loved his daughter too...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 14, 2013 09:06 PM (GVxQo)

352 Happy VD:

http://bit.ly/VjvwYk

Posted by: sTevo at February 14, 2013 09:06 PM (VMcEw)

353 Disney is actually re-making The Wizard of Oz? WTF?

I not going to bother watching it; I already know it won't go with Dark Side of the Moon.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:07 PM (4pNjZ)

354 "CNN all cruise ship all the time! I hate watching CNN, but it is pretty neat."

They're hot, have little food, and they're surrounded by shit. What's the big deal?

Posted by: 1.2 Billion Indians at February 14, 2013 09:08 PM (ZolUS)

355 John Phillips loved his daughter too...

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 14, 2013 09:09 PM (QupBk)

356 My minions at CNN understand that there is but one god. Me.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Nero at February 14, 2013 09:09 PM (vbh31)

357 Toby I denounce myself

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 14, 2013 09:09 PM (GVxQo)

358 Happy VD

Phrasing!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at February 14, 2013 09:09 PM (nz3XM)

359 They're hot, have little food, and they're surrounded by shit. What's the big deal?


***

What better path to enlightenment?

Posted by: Deepak Chopra at February 14, 2013 09:10 PM (piMMO)

360 Woody (lol in hindsight) loved his daughter long time.

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 09:10 PM (A7Wh1)

361 They're hot, have little food, and they're surrounded by shit. What's the big deal?



Good point, typical Carnival cruise with lots of white trash girls with tattoos and fights and shit.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 09:12 PM (wR+pz)

362 Hey honey happy Valentines Day, love you. What's that, you have a problem with domestic violence? Well, we'll see about that.

Posted by: Oscar Pistorius at February 14, 2013 09:12 PM (ZOf1l)

363 Come at me with that banana!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 14, 2013 09:13 PM (QupBk)

364 Woody (lol in hindsight) loved his daughter long time.

He numbah ten boom boom!

Posted by: Soon Yi at February 14, 2013 09:13 PM (l2djs)

365 >>>They're hot, have little food, and they're surrounded by shit. What's the big deal?


Occupy Cruise Ship

Posted by: rebranding at February 14, 2013 09:13 PM (Ks9M3)

366 A friend of mine called me tonight to invite me on an all-expense paid cruise out of Miami.

I said "No thank you"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 09:13 PM (piMMO)

367 He numbah ten boom boom!

Posted by: Soon Yi at February 14, 2013 09:13 PM (l2djs)

Fie dollah, fuckie suckie no plastic.

Posted by: Soon Yi at February 14, 2013 09:15 PM (ZOf1l)

368

My band's facebook page isweird today. Lots of young girls on there cursing men in general as they are alone and ignored today. Their faces are gorgeous- pouty,but their posts reveal them as souless creatures, only capable of sneeringself absorption and creatively ugly tatoo/piercing arrangements.

They neverpine for someone to love, they curse the flower of young manhood for failing to faint at their stiletto-heeled feet.



Fortunately I'm old and soinvisible to them once I'm off the stage.

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 09:15 PM (jTKU5)

369 365
>>>They're hot, have little food, and they're surrounded by shit. What's the big deal?



Srsly.

Posted by: troops in Afghanistan at February 14, 2013 09:15 PM (UOM48)

370
The LOOOOOVE boat
I heard someone call it a large floating Petri dish.

Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 09:15 PM (OmUu+)

371
353 Disney is actually re-making The Wizard of Oz? WTF?I not going to bother watching it; I already know it won't go with Dark Side of the Moon.
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:07 PM (4pNjZ)


Are you talking about the movie that's coming out soon? Its not a remake, its how the Wizard comes to Oz.

Posted by: South Park at February 14, 2013 09:16 PM (GULKT)

372 It nine in the evening of a night in February
I'm writing this letter with a week old banana
Black unto death.
ilu

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at February 14, 2013 09:16 PM (C8mVl)

373 There was a mom weeping on Fox this morning. Her daughter is 10 and on her sixth cruise with carnival.

WTF is a 10 year-old doing out of school on a cruise???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM48)

374 Until he goes on "Maury" for the DNA test, he ain't the daddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDZ4fjZq-H4

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:18 PM (Zd/NW)

375 371


353 Disney is actually re-making The Wizard of Oz? WTF?I not going
to bother watching it; I already know it won't go with Dark Side of the
Moon.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:07 PM (4pNjZ)



Are you talking about the movie that's coming out soon? Its not a remake, its how the Wizard comes to Oz.

Posted by: South Park at February 14, 2013 09:16 PM (GULKT)

--Doesn't matter. It'll be a letdown like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:18 PM (4pNjZ)

376 @373

WTF is a 10 year-old doing out of school on a cruise???


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM4

Getting pregnant or trying?



Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 09:18 PM (wR+pz)

377 /sock

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 09:18 PM (GULKT)

378 The ship story would be more dramatic if it were upside down.

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at February 14, 2013 09:19 PM (nz3XM)

379 --Doesn't matter. It'll be a letdown like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 09:18 PM (4pNjZ)


Well probably. But who knows.

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 09:20 PM (GULKT)

380 Jane, did hubby take you out to eat?

Posted by: Ronster at February 14, 2013 09:20 PM (JgkPs)

381 379 --
Well probably. But who knows.
Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 09:20 PM (GULKT)
-----------------------

Everybody knows.

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at February 14, 2013 09:21 PM (C8mVl)

382 373
There was a mom weeping on Fox this morning. Her daughter is 10 and on her sixth cruise with carnival.

WTF is a 10 year-old doing out of school on a cruise???


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM4

Daddy and his new spooge receptacle decided that February would be a good month for her to take off work from Hooters.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:22 PM (Zd/NW)

383 380
Jane, did hubby take you out to eat?



Yes he did. It was a prix fixe menu. Waaaay too much food and wine.

Brought the entree home.


And on another note, our son outdid his dad again this year (heh) and had roses delivered this morning, along with chocolates and bubble bath, with a note that read, "Mom, I love you more than ever. Miss you and can't wait to see you again."

Husband: "Upstaging bastard."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:23 PM (UOM48)

384 WTF is a 10 year-old doing out of school on a cruise???


Want me to have her killed?

Posted by: Oscar Pistorius at February 14, 2013 09:24 PM (ZOf1l)

385 WTF is a 10 year-old doing out of school on a cruise???

***

She was on a two-day cruise with her father that turned into a nightmare.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (piMMO)

386
Everybody knows

Dave Clark Five

Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (OmUu+)

387 Until he goes on "Maury" for the DNA test, he ain't the daddy.https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=GDZ4fjZq-H4
That was both horrifying and inspiring.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (hpDVh)

388 ....son outdid his dad again this year (heh) and had roses delivered this morning, along with chocolates and bubble bath, with a note that read, "Mom, I love you more than ever. Miss you and can't wait to see you again."

That's what sons are for. Bless him.

Posted by: Ronster at February 14, 2013 09:25 PM (JgkPs)

389 Carnival Cruise Lines are the worst. I would never go on one. You'll notice that this particular ship is the same model as the one that Cap'n Shittino ran aground in Italy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (jucos)

390 WTF is a 10 year-old doing out of school on a cruise???

Better off on the cruise. Slightly fewer maggots.

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 09:27 PM (EZl54)

391 @385

I think it was at least a three day cruise.

This fucker on TV is talking about his fucking employees, like anyone gives a shit about them?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 09:27 PM (wR+pz)

392 >>>Husband: "Upstaging bastard."

THAT made me laugh.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 09:28 PM (4Mv1T)

393 Tone Dead.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 09:28 PM (wR+pz)

394
A new movie about how the Wizard got to Oz ?

probly Qantas.

Posted by: seamrog at February 14, 2013 09:32 PM (OmUu+)

395 CNN is laying into these cruise guys. Good for them.

They must be Republicans.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 09:34 PM (wR+pz)

396 389
Carnival Cruise Lines are the worst. I would never go on one. You'll
notice that this particular ship is the same model as the one that Cap'n
Shittino ran aground in Italy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 14, 2013 09:26 PM (jucos)

We went on Carnival once, once. The AC didn't work for shit and the ship was hot and humid the whole trip. We only do Royal Caribbean or Celebrity.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2013 09:34 PM (Zd/NW)

397 Sex with the daughter thing is old news.

Posted by: Oldboy at February 14, 2013 09:49 PM (VMcEw)

398 Her daughter is 10 and on her sixth cruise with carnival.

Go on.

Posted by: Robert Menendez at February 14, 2013 10:02 PM (QupBk)

399 So is the CBC reconsidering letting Cohen in now that he has a bastard daughter?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 14, 2013 10:20 PM (/0fbF)

400 If he is lying, and having an affair with her, how weird will it be when he's caught with her? He better be telling the truth.

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 11:28 PM (opS9C)

401 Tumbrels....
Guillotines....
Mobs of offal-throwing peasants....
( Yes, the inbred idiots who voted for this incestuous fool and pay his bills.... )

Some ass'y required....

Posted by: backhoe at February 15, 2013 04:45 AM (ULH4o)

402
He's from TN, folks.
He's still tapping it.

Posted by: dirty sanchez at February 15, 2013 08:56 AM (+XUU2)






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