Rejected Valentines Candy Hearts Messages

Some by me, some by LauraW (@laurww). Candy hearts intended for Women to give to men marked with f, for clarity.

YOU'LL DO

WIFE WON'T KNOW

(f) DRY AS A BONE

TOUCH IT

YOU'VE DONE WORSE

CUP THEM

(f) YEASTY!

(f) CAVERNOUS

GROUND FLOOR WINDOWS?

I LIKE PARTS OF YOU

NO 1 WOULD MISS U

WHO NOES UR HERE?

COPS CALL THIS "ESCALATION"

U R MY M.O.

U SMELL LIKE KIDNAP

B MY SLAVE IN HELL

"Ruphenol 25mg"

MURDER BONER

I'M IN UR FOOD

DEATH VAN?

TOUCH MY SHAME

I KILL UR DOGS

LET ME CUT THE EVIL OUT OF YOU

WHORES GO IN THE GROUND

LET ME GET MY COURTIN' BLADES

GET IN THE FUCKING BOX


LauraW did CUP THEM, CAVERNOUS, YOU'VE DONE WORSE, WHO NOES UR HERE?, TOUCH IT, DRY AS BONE, and YEASTY!

Runinrebel--

OH U WOKE UP

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM



Comments

1 U smell like kidnap is *awesome*.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 14, 2013 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)

2 IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2013 06:20 PM (vU7KM)

3 sigh, I am old, i've never used one of those terms!

how bout.

b a ware

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:20 PM (nqBYe)

4 It's just a rash

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 06:21 PM (tlhtD)

5 NOT AGAIN!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 14, 2013 06:21 PM (ndlFj)

6 I WANT U ON MY PLATE

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 06:21 PM (JVEmw)

7
Don't call my house

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 06:22 PM (tlhtD)

8 QUICK EVERYBODY COMMENT BEFORE THE NEXT POST GOES UP

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 06:22 PM (8sCoq)

9 YOU WON'T REMEMBER

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 06:22 PM (SwjAj)

10 DIG BICK

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 06:22 PM (JVEmw)

11 GO AWAY,'BATIN'

Posted by: Minuteman at February 14, 2013 06:22 PM (tfXsJ)

12 GET IN THE FUCKING BOX

Heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:22 PM (nTgAI)

13 BOOBIEZ

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 14, 2013 06:22 PM (zmRzY)

14 or Spanks,' I'm in your closet"

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:23 PM (nqBYe)

15 NO BARS? GOOD.

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:23 PM (WmNAT)

16 MY SECOND FAVORITE THING TO EAT IS FOOD

Posted by: Minuteman at February 14, 2013 06:23 PM (tfXsJ)

17 $ I USE RAPE DOLLARS $

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:23 PM (J8DGo)

18
1 U smell like kidnap is *awesome*.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 14, 2013 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)

Yep that's the one that made me laugh.

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 06:23 PM (GULKT)

19 CONVICTED? NO.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:23 PM (J8DGo)

20 TURN AROUND

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 06:23 PM (SwjAj)

21 U LOOK LEGAL

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:23 PM (UzPAd)

22 Life Of Slavery

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:24 PM (nqBYe)

23 Please!

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 06:24 PM (tlhtD)

24 JUST THE TIP

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 14, 2013 06:24 PM (zmRzY)

25 SWEET SODOMY

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 06:24 PM (SwjAj)

26 RUFIE SMUFIES

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (w+Dvf)

27 10 will get you Menendez

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (nqBYe)

28 - HOW MANY CAN U FIT?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (J8DGo)

29 200$ GETS WHAT?

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (JVEmw)

30 Wating for the divorce to be final

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (tlhtD)

31 Say Yes To My No No

Posted by: MoKim at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (kprEX)

32 TAKE CUPID'S ARROW

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (SwjAj)

33 I <3 UR SAFE WORD

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (zmRzY)

34 FROMUNDA FLAVORED

Posted by: Minuteman at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (tfXsJ)

35 Its Not "Infected"

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 14, 2013 06:25 PM (C2//T)

36 IS IT IN?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (0PiQ4)

37 - B MY OTHER HEART

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (J8DGo)

38 HACKED!!!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (tfXsJ)

39 IT'S HUMP DAY!

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (r2PLg)

40 Bill ate here

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (dMSey)

41 IS IT IN?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (0PiQ4)

Yet

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (nqBYe)

42 I didn't vote for Barky

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 14, 2013 06:26 PM (tlhtD)

43 Ok, which moron forgot to give Ace his Adderall?

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 06:27 PM (ZM9OS)

44 BUTTR
FACE

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 06:27 PM (7xeJQ)

45 TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 06:27 PM (dMSey)

46 NAG ME AGAIN

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:27 PM (T0NGe)

47 "DRILL, BABY DRILL!"

(wait--is that how that chant went?)

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:27 PM (r2PLg)

48 I'M NOT STALKING YOU.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 06:27 PM (PxYrx)

49 PUFFY FACE

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:27 PM (T0NGe)

50 PILLAGE U?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:27 PM (Hp320)

51 3SUM?

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (GULKT)

52 "SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (r2PLg)

53 18 YET?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (T0NGe)

54 MAY I HELP U WITH THOSE MISS UPTON?

Posted by: Minuteman at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (tfXsJ)

55 Anyone want to take bets on whether the sup. ct. grants cert. in Kachalsky:

I.e. states must be SHALL ISSUE and not May Issue?

Anyone also see the crazy fucking laws coming out of MO and MN. MO has no chance of passing. MN dems run the show, not sure there.

These make Americans FELONS for simply owning a weapon that was legal and now they say is not.

FUCK THEM ALL. THIS SHIT NEEDS TO GET TO THE SUPREME COURT IMMEDIATELY.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (tVTLU)

56 CUPID'S WHORE

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (UzPAd)

57 ARE U THRU

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (dMSey)

58 - LIPS NUMB YET -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (J8DGo)

59 BEND OVER

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 06:28 PM (piMMO)

60 I'm going to channel my inner-Archer:

JUST THE TIP

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 14, 2013 06:29 PM (tVTLU)

61 UR A FORM OF A WEASEL

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2013 06:29 PM (X6akg)

62 Bros before Hos

Posted by: grease monkey at February 14, 2013 06:29 PM (VSWPU)

63 I HIT U CAUSE I LOVE U

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:29 PM (UOM48)

64 "KEEP THE CHANGE!"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:29 PM (r2PLg)

65 HOW WOULD U LIKE TO B MR. DR. AMY BISHOP?

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 14, 2013 06:29 PM (tfXsJ)

66 DUCT TAPE BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 14, 2013 06:29 PM (WYOrt)

67 Tami, lol!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:29 PM (UOM48)

68 @55.

That's an awful lot to write on a little candy heart.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (dMSey)

69 FRM THE GOVMT; HERE TO HELP

Posted by: sithkhan at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (u9ths)

70 GET A SHAKE W8

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (T0NGe)

71 - U FEEL SLIGHT PINCH

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (J8DGo)

72 SWALLOW>SPIT

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (T0NGe)

73 "REDRUM"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (r2PLg)

74 WHAT ARE YR MEDICAL CONDITIONS?

YES IT'S PERMANENT

CONFESS YR CRIMES NOW

AMYL NITRATE = HOTTT

DON'T U LOOK AT ME

Posted by: Phinn at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (oFH2D)

75 I LIKE OJ

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (nqBYe)

76 FORCE IT

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (LCRYB)

77 WELCOME 2 THE DONG SHOW

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (w+Dvf)

78 OH, THAT'S A PENIS? CUTE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (UOM48)

79 I8U

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (T0NGe)

80 CALL ME DADDY

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:30 PM (UzPAd)

81 I'LL PULL OUT

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (p1uUQ)

82 - NO USE TEETH JUST SWALLOW -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (J8DGo)

83 YES,THAT MAKES U LOOK FAT

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (w+Dvf)

84 GO HOME NOW

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (T0NGe)

85 "UR THE WIND BENEATH MY SQUID"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (r2PLg)

86 WANNA SEE MY CRAWL SPACE?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (UOM48)

87 I'M HARRY REID

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (k4bdL)

88 Don't you mean intended for men to give to women?

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (5H6zj)

89 I ♣ U

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 06:31 PM (JVEmw)

90 I SAW U

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (LCRYB)

91 UR2 OLD

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (T0NGe)

92 DO U SWALLOW?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (0PiQ4)

93 FUPA-LICKUS


eeeewwwwww

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (Hp320)

94 PINK OR STINK?

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (UzPAd)

95 ANY PORT IN A STORM

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (p1uUQ)

96 - MEET MY WINGMAN -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (J8DGo)

97 fb threadwinner.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (T0NGe)

98 LOVE UR HOLES

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (LCRYB)

99 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (WYOrt)

100 DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (9XBK2)

101 FREE MEAL 4 BJ

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (GULKT)

102 "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (r2PLg)

103 WHAT IS THAT?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (baL2B)

104 BRACE YOURSELF, BRIDGIT

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (5H6zj)

105 2 CUTE 2 SQUEAL

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (LCRYB)

106 UR SISTER 2?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:32 PM (T0NGe)

107 I HATE UR CATS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (UOM48)

108 A lot of those are pretty stupid.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (O8sZf)

109 GET THE BUTTER

Posted by: Last Tango at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (feFL6)

110 UR SPIRIT WILL LIVE WITHIN MY BLOOD

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (LCRYB)

111 MY CONDOM IS INVISIBLE

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (j2lYi)

112 PABST BLUE RIBBON!!

Posted by: Frank Booth at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (tfXsJ)

113 - GO AHEAD, SCREAM -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (J8DGo)

114 I C UR TWINKIE

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (nTgAI)

115 STOP SCREAMING

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (UOM48)

116 AS LONG AS I GET MINE

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (GULKT)

117 I HAVE A HOT WIFE AND YOU DONT

Wait that was just a schoolyard taunt at most of you.

I <3 SMOTHERING

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (WmNAT)

118 BUBBA BAIT

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (k4bdL)

119 YOUR SKIN = LOVE ORGAN

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (I88Jc)

120 I BLAME THE TEA PARTY

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (w+Dvf)

121 TEQUILA AND A HOT TUB

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (p1uUQ)

122 ANAL MUCH?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (0PiQ4)

123 STRUGGLING ONLY MAKES ME HORNY

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (LCRYB)

124 PAIN=LOVE

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (WYOrt)

125 A lot of those are pretty stupid.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (O8sZf)

ACE H8 MUMR

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (T0NGe)

126 IF U LUV ME YOU'LL DIE WITH ME

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (UOM48)

127 - UR POSITIVE, JUST LIKE UR BLOOD -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (J8DGo)

128 REDRUM

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (WmNAT)

129
Scary? I have to walk back alone!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (mJkp9)

130
It's Legal In Japan.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (mJkp9)

131 ANAL IS THE NEW ORAL

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (p1uUQ)

132 111 MY CONDOM IS INVISIBLE
Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (j2lYi)
__________

lol--

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (r2PLg)

133 DORNER, FTW.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (r4dYV)

134 I went for a gift yesterday and the girl informed me it was "Valeswines Day". The day for your mistress.

Who knew? Not me.

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (/Fgoj)

135
I Saw This In An Anime.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (mJkp9)

136 YOU"RE HOT BUT STUPID.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (PxYrx)

137 I LIVE 4 UR TEARS

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (WmNAT)

138 GOT TIME 2 BLEED?

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (I88Jc)

139 RAPE,RAPE?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (9XBK2)

140
SAW Is A Love Story, Right?

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (mJkp9)

141 JUST CALL ME PIERS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (UOM48)

142 LUV LTR --> MY GUN

Posted by: Frank Booth, you fucking fuck!!!!! at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (k4bdL)

143 "125 A lot of those are pretty stupid.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:33 PM (O8sZf)

ACE H8 MUMR

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (T0NGe) "

R U GAY?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (O8sZf)

144 AIDS SCHMAIDS

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (WmNAT)

145 Reach around

Posted by: Heart shaped cookie at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (5kXJU)

146 R THESE ROPES TOO TIGHT?

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (WYOrt)

147 BUTTER FACE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (J4gw3)

148 I'VE BEEN TESTED

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (p1uUQ)

149 MUMR = SEPUKKU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (Hp320)

150 I went for a gift yesterday and the girl informed me it was "Valeswines Day". The day for your mistress.

Who knew? Not me.
Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (/Fgoj)

Dammit...I've got to go...do something.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (T0NGe)

151 128 REDRUM
Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:34 PM (WmNAT)

______________

That's just creepy CAC--but only because I already posted that.

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (r2PLg)

152 GOT A LIGHT?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (k4bdL)

153 HIV (-)

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (UzPAd)

154 TAKE THE MONEY

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (p1uUQ)

155 HELLO "KITTY"

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (5H6zj)

156
WHAT FLAVOR ASTROGLIDE?

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (mETGQ)

157 RUB IT RUB IT NOW

U LIKE DOLLS 2?

NO BODY NO CRIME

Posted by: Phinn at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (oFH2D)

158 I CAN HAZ U?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (UOjzE)

159 HIV= HARD INYA VAGINA

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (w+Dvf)

160 I CANT SPELL BUTTRAPE W/O U

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (WmNAT)

161 U TOUCHED BI ANGEL?

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (I88Jc)

162 MY BLOOD TESTS ARE CLEAN,SWEARSIES

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (9XBK2)

163 CAN I SNIFF UR PANTIES

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (GULKT)

164 - U MADE ME COME ... OVER -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (J8DGo)

165 ANIME POON

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (Hp320)

166 ""BE MY SHARONA!"

Posted by: tasker at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (r2PLg)

167 "149 MUMR = SEPUKKU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:35 PM (Hp320) "

Damn. That's one awesome endorsement.


(blush)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (O8sZf)

168 BOY POWER!

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (k4bdL)

169 SHOW ME URS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (qyv02)

170 I HAVE US ON TAPE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (J4gw3)

171 HUMP TIME!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 06:36 PM (UOjzE)

172 BALL GAG

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (p1uUQ)

173 I WILL WEAR YOU TONIGHT

Posted by: Julian Assange at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (SSWdi)

174 CRUNCHY FIGS

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (nTgAI)

175
DON'T STRUGGLE.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (mJkp9)

176 U'LL GIVE ME A HATTRICK 2NIGHT

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (GULKT)

177
STRUGGLE!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (mJkp9)

178 STUMP

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (LCRYB)

179 GIVE HER THE D

Posted by: Rene Descartes at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (WmNAT)

180 IT'S A WART,WART

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (9XBK2)

181 Side 1: "Just the tip"
Side 2: "I promise"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (XwwL5)

182 MY BALLS UR CHIN

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (p1uUQ)

183 TENTACLE PORN

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (r4dYV)

184 ILU

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (JgkPs)

185 - B MY MEATSPACE STALKEE

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (J8DGo)

186 DO YOU LIKE KIDDIE PORN?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:37 PM (UOM48)

187 BOY CRAZY

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (k4bdL)

188 YOU WON'T BE SORRY

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (p1uUQ)

189 FORGT 2 TAKE MY MEDS

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (q177U)

190 IN MY BUNK?

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (nTgAI)

191 Off to dinner with the husband, or at least I think so...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (UOM48)

192 NO ESCAPE, BILLY

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (k4bdL)

193 YOUR SKIN LOOKS COMFORTABLE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (J4gw3)

194 I COULDN'T AFFORD LOBSTER, SO IM GONNA GIVE YOU CRABS

Posted by: Maryland Moron at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (feFL6)

195 UR SCREAMS R HOT

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (WmNAT)

196 WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (p1uUQ)

197 DOES THIS SMELL INFECTED?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (9XBK2)

198 How old's your sister?

Posted by: zsasz at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (MMC8r)

199 DRAIN-O 4 ME BALLS-O

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (I88Jc)

200 U MY FAVORITE HO

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (w+Dvf)

201 Wife stopped gun purchase surprise,her first 44 mag lever gun. O well,she got diamonds from DJs silver mine.

Posted by: Heart shaped cookie at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (5kXJU)

202 "191 Off to dinner with the husband, or at least I think so...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (UOM4 "

Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (O8sZf)

203
YOU'LL DO.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (mETGQ)

204 I BANGED YOUR SISTER

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (J4gw3)

205 CAN I TOUCH EM?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (p1uUQ)

206 U LIKE MY MOM'S BASEMENT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (UOM48)

207 MY ROPE MY RULES

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (J8DGo)

208 RANSOM OR PIT?

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (LCRYB)

209 "LETS TOUCH SWORDS!"

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (r2PLg)

210 moms basement

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (nqBYe)

211 From Japan - HELLO NIPPY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (Hp320)

212 IT'LL FIT

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (p1uUQ)

213 ARE U ON THE PILL?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (J4gw3)

214 SMILE FOR THE CAMERA

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (j2lYi)

215 TONIGHT. YOU.

Posted by: HANDBANANA at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (WmNAT)

216 oh man, jane already got it

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (nqBYe)

217 BEEN 4 HOURS
CALL THE DOC

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (UOjzE)

218 RAPE, OR RAPE?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (w+Dvf)

219 ME = OBAMA

U = AMERICA

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (GULKT)

220 SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (p1uUQ)

221 "194 I COULDN'T AFFORD LOBSTER, SO IM GONNA GIVE YOU CRABS

Posted by: Maryland Moron at February 14, 2013 06:38 PM (feFL6) "

Bears repeating.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (O8sZf)

222 SHACKLE HUG?

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (k4bdL)

223 up yours

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (nqBYe)

224 I LIKE U & I WANT U

Posted by: Fleece Johnson at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (WmNAT)

225 OH U WOKE UP

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (J4gw3)

226 SMELL THE GLOVE

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (96M6e)

227 FLICK IT OR LICK IT

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (I88Jc)

228 AM CLEAN! HONEST!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (Hp320)

229 JUST THE TIP

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (NzBQO)

230 U HAVE MY BOOK?

http://tinyurl.com/agdawjn

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (T0NGe)

231 EASY WAY OR HARD WAY.
CHOICE IS URS.

Posted by: Fleece Johnson at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (WmNAT)

232 GOT RU 486?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (9XBK2)

233 BACK DOOR ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:40 PM (nTgAI)

234 EEEEEEEEEEEEUuuwwwwwwwwwww.

It's delightful to be married,
To be, to be, to be, to be, to be married!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (IlZPo)

235 Y'know, while the dweebs from the Swanson story two posts down spend their prime fucking years honing their Pokemon skillz, whacking it to "cosplay" pics, and wondering if any three-dimensional woman will ever recognize what fine responsible husbands they'd make, their future wives are out testing the limits of vaginal elasticity on dozens and dozens of GET IN THE FUCKING BOX dudes' cocks.

Don't reject GET IN THE FUCKING BOX. Put it on your to-do list. The tone is just right...if you don't make any nerd moves while you're handing them out.

Posted by: oblig. at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (cePv8)

236 MY MOM
SAID
IT'S OK

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (acamJ)

237
I'M ON FIRE 4 U.

Posted by: Christopher Dorner at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (mETGQ)

238 Schadenboner 4U

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (/Fgoj)

239 ME SO HORNY

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (w+Dvf)

240 NO TEARS IN THE CAGE

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (k4bdL)

241 CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Posted by: Ahnold at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (vU7KM)

242 JOHN HOLMES JR

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (96M6e)

243 some are waaay to good at this.

slinks to my corner.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (nqBYe)

244 "211 From Japan - HELLO NIPPY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:39 PM (Hp320) "

Japan is worst East Asian country.


(Except maybe North Korea. Maybe.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (O8sZf)

245 WATCHING PORN ALONE, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:41 PM (r4dYV)

246 WRECKED 'EM?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (J4gw3)

247 - B MY ALIBI -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (J8DGo)

248 TOUCH MY RESOLUTION

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (k4bdL)

249 IT'S NOT PUSS

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (UzPAd)

250 IS UR MOM HOME

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (/Fgoj)

251 PUT SOME ICE ON THAT

Posted by: kyle kiernan at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (80Gv7)

252 I <3 U, HONOR ROLL STUDENT

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (I2LwF)

253 BLOW TUBES?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (qyv02)

254 U BABY ME CORNER

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (J8DGo)

255 YOUR MOTHER MADE ME BREAKFAST

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:42 PM (w+Dvf)

256 Fastest to 250+ posts in AoS history.....

Posted by: Icedog at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (ZolUS)

257

BURNING SENSATION.

Posted by: Christopher Dorner at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (mETGQ)

258 RU N YET?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (J4gw3)

259 U HAV A SISTER?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (qyv02)

260 THANKS 4 THE MAMMARIES

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (4Mv1T)

261 BU KA KE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (/Fgoj)

262 bREAkuP?
CANT SPELL W/O R-A-P-E.

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (WmNAT)

263 Wow that last one was dark...

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (WmNAT)

264 BIKINI WAX PLS

MARV ALBERT STYLE

DONKEY PUNCH

TIJUANA TAXI

<3


Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (h6XiD)

265 VIRGIN KILLER

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (UzPAd)

266 DON'T WORRY,U WONT REMEMBER

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (9XBK2)

267 ITS BENIGN - BENIGN AND A HALF

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (J8DGo)

268 fallen apart

Posted by: jeffrey donner at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (nqBYe)

269 CREEP SUZETTE?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (qyv02)

270 HAPPY VD

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (96M6e)

271 ARE YOU WEARING SPANKS?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (J4gw3)

272 YOUR MONEY'S ON THE DESK

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (NzBQO)

273 PEE ON ME

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (/Fgoj)

274 2 CUTE 2 B LEGAL

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (5H6zj)

275 FORCED ENTRY

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (WmNAT)

276 HAPPY VD
Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (96M6e)

Well done

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (nTgAI)

277 CLAP

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (J4gw3)

278 Okay I just got the worse Valentine ever in my email.

From Reince Priebus
Subject Anna! Your GOP Valentines are here.

Ack!!!! Not opening it. Never.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (Hp320)

279 MY CONJOINED TWIN LUVS YOU

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (j2lYi)

280 I'm alerting the proper authorities.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (IlZPo)

281 "263 Wow that last one was dark...

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:43 PM (WmNAT) "

A lot of these are. Genuine comedy is slightly dead.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (O8sZf)

282 2 IN THE PINK 1 IN THE STINK

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (9XBK2)

283 PROLAPSED ANUS, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (r4dYV)

284 I BREAK BITCHES - WP

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (J8DGo)

285 DISEASE --> ME

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (k4bdL)

286 Totally OT, but Malkin just tweeted the nest gif..

http://t.co/8RT9ggbk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (piMMO)

287 Okay I just got the worse Valentine ever in my email.From Reince PriebusSubject Anna! Your GOP Valentines are here.Ack!!!! Not opening it. Never.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (Hp320)

REINCE IN 2 U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (nTgAI)

288 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP, AND ME

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (w+Dvf)

289 I DON"T PLACATE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (J4gw3)

290 BLOODY VALENTINE

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:45 PM (k4bdL)

291 2 BEAUCOUP 4 U

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:46 PM (I88Jc)

292 KUATO IS MY WINGMAN

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2013 06:46 PM (vU7KM)

293 GIVE ME YOU HEART, ITS WORTH 50G'S

Posted by: somejoe at February 14, 2013 06:46 PM (SSWdi)

294 herpes R fun

Posted by: jeffrey donner at February 14, 2013 06:46 PM (nqBYe)

295 DON'T U JUDGE ME

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:46 PM (9XBK2)

296 NOT ACTUAL CANDY

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 06:46 PM (UOjzE)

297 SKULL-FUCK, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:46 PM (r4dYV)

298 "278 Okay I just got the worse Valentine ever in my email.

From Reince Priebus
Subject Anna! Your GOP Valentines are here.

Ack!!!! Not opening it. Never.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:44 PM (Hp320) "

I'd open it.


(He has a lot of money. :-P)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:46 PM (O8sZf)

299 B MY BLOOD-BRIDE

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (k4bdL)

300 DR CHOAD

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (96M6e)

301 U CRY U DIE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (LCRYB)

302 SPIT ON IT

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (UzPAd)

303

SSSSHUSH

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (kdS6q)

304 I LOATH U

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (J4gw3)

305 NO SAFE WORDS

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (k4bdL)

306 TRUNK HAS AIR HOLES

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (9XBK2)

307 needs a aspirin

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (nqBYe)

308 COUCH-LOVER

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:47 PM (WmNAT)

309 B MY CONCUBINE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (/Fgoj)

310 the BEST gif...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (piMMO)

311 KHORNE! KHORNE! KHORNE!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (k4bdL)

312 AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (w+Dvf)

313 FMK?

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (96M6e)

314 WANG

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (LCRYB)

315 DRAIN
UR SORE
1ST

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (7xeJQ)

316 I KNEAD YOU

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (J8DGo)

317 YOUR KNOW WHAT WOULD LOOK GOOD IN YOUR SKIN? ME

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (J4gw3)

318 MY FAVORITE SKULL

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (k4bdL)

319 BE MY DEVAN!

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (r2PLg)

320 HELP ME GET THIS COUCH IN MY VAN?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (9XBK2)

321 MY WIFE AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 06:48 PM (tAOpG)

322 BE MY FLESHLIGHT?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (J4gw3)

323 NO TEETH!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (UOjzE)

324 Okay, to be honest you had me at "YOU'LL DO." I mean, that says it all.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (IlZPo)

325 OBI-WON SAYS: USE THE FORCE!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (r4dYV)

326 GOLD DIGGER

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (NEIxp)

327 I WATCH U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (nTgAI)

328 LUV RICTUS

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (k4bdL)

329 MUSK STINK

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (LCRYB)

330 IGNORE THE STAINS

Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (WmNAT)

331 I M MR WRONG

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (96M6e)

332 "Secretariat or Bust!"

Posted by: That Guy at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (r2PLg)

333 BRING A STOOL

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (9XBK2)

334 This one's from Jim Messina;

I'VE GOT A CLOWN 4U

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (/Fgoj)

335 EVERY INCH OF MY ANEURYSM

Posted by: Ron Germy at February 14, 2013 06:49 PM (feFL6)

336 MUSKRAT WUB

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (bfYGd)

337 CLAM STAB?

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (LCRYB)

338 (f) SEAT DOWN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (TIIx5)

339 TASTE DESIRE FIRE

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (I88Jc)

340 "THIS IS MY "O" FACE!"

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (r2PLg)

341 HORSE MAN BABY ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (nTgAI)

342
I'LL ONLY PUT IT IN HALF-WAY

Posted by: Morris at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (BAZtk)

343 "16 MY SECOND FAVORITE THING TO EAT IS FOOD
Posted by: Minuteman"

Awesome

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (tAOpG)

344 LOOK BEFORE SITTING

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (TIIx5)

345 - OH THE PLACES I'LL GO -

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (J8DGo)

346 I M WATCHING U

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (96M6e)

347 UR SIN WAS TRUST

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:50 PM (LCRYB)

348 278-If it's the usual GOP Valentines It's quite funny jokes about various Democrats; Don't worry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (PxYrx)

349 B MY SWINE

or

SQUEAL LIKE A PIG

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (/Fgoj)

350 DETACHABLE?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (k4bdL)

351 R U OPEN

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (nTgAI)

352 you know... we could sell these.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (LCRYB)

353 WHO'S HE?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (k4bdL)

354 ITS OKAY - OBAMACARE WILL FIX US

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (J8DGo)

355 (.)(.)

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (UOjzE)

356 LITERALLY NAKED

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (k4bdL)

357 DATED YOU ON A BET/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (PxYrx)

358 312
AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

Maybe it's just the fever, but this one strikes me as damn hilarious.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (IlZPo)

359 NO FATTIES

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (w+Dvf)

360 (f) RESPECT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (TIIx5)

361 you know... we could sell these.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (LCRYB)

gah NO

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (nqBYe)

362 RESPONSIBILITY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (TIIx5)

363 YOU WON"T REMEMBER A THING

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (J4gw3)

364 GAPING MAW.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (wAQA5)

365 ( ) ( )

Got to do it right Serious Cat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (bfYGd)

366 (f) U DONT LOVE ME

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (TIIx5)

367 U HAVE UR MOTHERS EYES, I WANT THEM BACK

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (J8DGo)

368 PLANET EATER.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (wAQA5)

369 So,

2 near-identical bills in 2 states on the same day to require forced firearm confiscation. Plus 20 smaller bills coming out of committee-- on the same day-- in Jersey.

Maybe a post on this is in order?

Between this, the war on religious freedom, NDAA, drone assassinations of American teenagers, indefinite detention, DHA hoarding 2 billions rounds if ammo...

Life is getting fucking scary.

Posted by: Hopeless at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (BnWeG)

370 You're dip worthy

Posted by: madamex at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (Ztp7S)

371 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (J4gw3)

372 "ALL HUNG UP ON U!"

Posted by: David Carradine at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (r2PLg)

373 LET ME GET YOUR MIDOL

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (TIIx5)

374 I TESTED NEGATIVE

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 06:52 PM (0RJ16)

375 MY HAMMER CAN FIX U

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (LCRYB)

376 YOU SCREAM PRETTY

Posted by: somejoe at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (SSWdi)

377 EASY

dead or alive

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (nqBYe)

378 "352 you know... we could sell these.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:51 PM (LCRYB) "

Well, if it's for a good cause, here's my contribution:


FLUKE

(That's as low as I'm willing to go.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (O8sZf)

379 (f) ASSHOLE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (TIIx5)

380 EVER HEARD OF FURRIES?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (r4dYV)

381 VAGINA DENTATA? NO PROBLEMO

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (J8DGo)

382 NAG

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (TIIx5)

383 SEEN
MY
KEYS?

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (96M6e)

384 MUD FLAPS.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (wAQA5)

385 I think we have to be very honest, let us not be deceived -- Nixon, Bush, Obama, they're war criminals. -- Cornel West

Posted by: Goodwin's Target at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (e8kgV)

386 TOUCH MY GUN

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (nTgAI)

387 SHAVE
UR POON

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (7xeJQ)

388 - CALL IT FRIEND-O -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (J8DGo)

389 LUV 2 STALK U

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:53 PM (J4gw3)

390

BEHIND U

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (kdS6q)

391 YIFF or <> YIFF?

Some questions should never be asked in polite company.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (bfYGd)

392 MY LOVE DUMPLING

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (UzPAd)

393 COCA PUTA

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (h6XiD)

394 (f) I'M GOING TO MY MOTHER'S

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (TIIx5)

395 A2M

Posted by: Ugh at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (aca0s)

396 LET ME SHAVE U

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (YcklU)

397 BEER ME ON THE WAY OUT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (TIIx5)

398 LICK ME

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (qyv02)

399 LOST MY WATCH

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (J4gw3)

400 (f) HEAD FULL OF SNAKES

That's an EoJ one.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (LCRYB)

401 IP ATTOR NEY

That's for you ACE.

I want my cut.

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (/Fgoj)

402 CARPET MATCH DRAPES?

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (0RJ16)

403 I HAVE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (9XBK2)

404 NICE FUPA

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:54 PM (96M6e)

405 DINGLEBERRIES.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (wAQA5)

406 Here Comes The Gunk

Posted by: SoL at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (qG+iL)

407
DON'T SHUT THE CURTAINS.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (mETGQ)

408 WASH IT BETTER

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (J4gw3)

409 PUT YO' LIPS ON IT

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (YcklU)

410 SO MANY MIDGETS!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (r4dYV)

411 CRUSH ME UP AND SNORT ♥

Posted by: fb at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (JVEmw)

412 BE MY NOODLE HAMPER!

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (r2PLg)

413 IN YOUR CLOSET

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (w+Dvf)

414 DI VORC ME

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (/Fgoj)

415 (f) BIG AS A BARN

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (LCRYB)

416 The one for Menendez was pretty good:

http://gopvalentine.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (PxYrx)

417 I

C

U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (nTgAI)

418 YOU ARE MY HALLWAY

Posted by: somejoe at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (SSWdi)

419 POD BAY HAL

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (bfYGd)

420 AIR LUBE 4 U

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (I88Jc)

421 GET THE GIMP

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (96M6e)

422 UNDER YOUR BED

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 06:55 PM (9XBK2)

423 (f) SENDING DAD W SHOTGUN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (TIIx5)

424 UR SEXY WHEN U SLEEP

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (w+Dvf)

425 WASH UR PISH (PU)

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (/Fgoj)

426 LICK MY PURPLE MUSHROOM

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (0RJ16)

427 I HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY IN ATLANTA

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (J4gw3)

428 YOU GOTTA FIRST IT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN IT!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (r2PLg)

429 AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (r4dYV)

430
MRS RIGHT !!!

-flipside-

MISS RIGHT NOW!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (9MmIU)

431 TASTY FINGERS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (LCRYB)

432 SWEET

N

MEATY

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (nTgAI)

433

HILLARY

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 06:56 PM (kdS6q)

434 TELL HIM BRING NACHOS GAME ON

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (TIIx5)

435 LABIA ENSLAVE YA

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (I88Jc)

436 KISS IT

Posted by: B. J. Clinton at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (CBJbU)

437 now write a book where this is dialogue

see if anyone would print it.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (nqBYe)

438 BAREBACK CRUSH

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (h6XiD)

439 IT'S NOT ME ITS U

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (w+Dvf)

440 MEAT ME IN U

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (nTgAI)

441 (f) BARREN

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (LCRYB)

442 DORKS ND LV 2

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (qyv02)

443 Yeah, I'm going to go take a break.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (O8sZf)

444 1-800-4MY-DONG

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 06:57 PM (UzPAd)

445 WHY THE BUMPS?

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (wAQA5)

446 rug burns and handcuffs

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (nqBYe)

447 ette, direct to Kindle.

"The Candy Dialogs."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (bfYGd)

448 (f) IM TAKING THE DOG

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (TIIx5)

449

OCTOMOM

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (kdS6q)

450 PLZ WEAR THIS HORSE MASK

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (YcklU)

451 CREDIT SCORE?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (UOjzE)

452 I HAVE U ON TAPE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (/Fgoj)

453 AT UR CERVIX

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (96M6e)

454 ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (TIIx5)

455 TAKE IT ALL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (qyv02)

456 How. I Love U.

Posted by: Liz Warren at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (9dJ/k)

457 U GIVE ME A BURNING RING OF FIRE!

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (r2PLg)

458 DON'T FART IN BED

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (r4dYV)

459 HORSE MAN

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (/Fgoj)

460 I WONT UPLOAD IT

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (h6XiD)

461 LET'S MAKE AN ABORSH

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (LCRYB)

462 "The Candy Dialogs."


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 06:58 PM (bfYGd)

lol

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (nqBYe)

463 BUCKET BANGER

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (/Fgoj)

464 MILKY GLUTES

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (J4gw3)

465 LESS TOOTH

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (9dJ/k)

466 U MAKE A BONERS QUIVER

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (I88Jc)

467 i'm going to get hell for that one.

We're running out of Dark Places, though.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (LCRYB)

468 ot
Obama made no phone calls on night of Benghazi attack, White House says

http://tinyurl.com/b7x5kmq

zip, zero, nada

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (mETGQ)

469 B MY BUTT BANDIT

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (/Fgoj)

470 50 SHADES OF U

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (k4bdL)

471 abort a friend.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (nqBYe)

472 It may not be good, but it'll be funny.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (XLuH2)

473 HOT CARL 4 ME?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (qyv02)

474 Pull it out, pull it out!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 06:59 PM (opS9C)

475 NO, DON'T STOP!
NO! DON'T! STOP!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (r4dYV)

476
BONE TROOPER

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (QLJPW)

477 SILKY RECTUM

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (LCRYB)

478 I"D LUV A HANDY

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (J4gw3)

479 UR MY ASS PIRATE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (/Fgoj)

480 Ace. Dark Places? Run out of. Think Sandy Fluke or Andi Sullivan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (bfYGd)

481 IM WILD ABOUT HAIRY

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (w+Dvf)

482 (f) MOM NEVER LIKED YOU

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (TIIx5)

483 LOST? GOOD.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (k4bdL)

484 ME + U + RU482 MAKE TWO

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (YcklU)

485 467 Meh,I went there back at 232.

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (9XBK2)

486 WHAT? NO GRAVY?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (j2lYi)

487 BE MY SEX SLAVE

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (2jh8d)

488 SCREAM ALL YOU WANT!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:00 PM (r4dYV)

489 FLACCID GETS ACID

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (I88Jc)

490 OOPS!

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (J4gw3)

491 I LUV UR PLACE?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (qyv02)

492 Shit, I think I stole that last one from the Onion.

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (YcklU)

493 UR PERSONALITY HEREDITARY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (TIIx5)

494 oh hell

strickly dickly

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (nqBYe)

495 TOUCH THE MASK

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (k4bdL)

496 MY WALLS ARE SOUNDPROOFED

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (9XBK2)

497 HOPE N CHANGE UR THONG

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (/Fgoj)

498 LET'S HAVE ANGRY SEX

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (GULKT)

499 GERBIL ZONE

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (96M6e)

500 (f) SHOULD HAVE MARRIED BOB

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (TIIx5)

501 bombshell:

@LukeRussert: Breaking: Rep. Cohen tells me woman he tweeted during SOTU is in fact his daughter, he only learned of her 3 yrs ago.

Posted by: Y-not at February 14, 2013 07:01 PM (5H6zj)

502 (f) RAGGIN'

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (LCRYB)

503
HOPE 'N CHANGE

Posted by: soothsayer at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (OZ9Xn)

504 DO U SWALLOW

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (/Fgoj)

505 FUCK YO' FEELINGS

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (r4dYV)

506 SMELL THE GLOVE

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (w+Dvf)

507 HEH, BOB MARRIED STEVEN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (TIIx5)

508 SPANK ME

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (UzPAd)

509 SAY UR 18

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (/Fgoj)

510 BE MY BACK
DOOR MAN!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (2jh8d)

511 WE'VE HAD DINNER. NOW PUT OUT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (PxYrx)

512 V-tines Day Sucks
Do you?

Posted by: teej at February 14, 2013 07:02 PM (hnFK/)

513 U LIKE UP
UR CHUTE

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (7xeJQ)

514 (f) BOB WAS SENSITIVE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (TIIx5)

515 SIT-N-SPIN NOT A SIN

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (I88Jc)

516 NOT YOU. YOUR SISTER.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (9dJ/k)

517 many of these are truly gag worthy, a success.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (nqBYe)

518 NO KEY 4 CUFFS

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (/Fgoj)

519 NO EYE CONTACT!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (r4dYV)

520 PANCAKES?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (w+Dvf)

521 SAFE, ALREADY PREGNANT

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (LCRYB)

522 I LIKED BOBS LUNCH MONEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (TIIx5)

523 I'LL BURY YOU DEEP, WHERE EVEN THE DOGS WON'T FIND YOU

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (YcklU)

524 (f) THAT WAS YOU?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (TIIx5)

525 WHO ARE U

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:03 PM (/Fgoj)

526 GOT SPEEDBUMPS?

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (9dJ/k)

527 GIVE ME BACK MY BLACK T-SHIRT YOU BITCH

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (96M6e)

528 GAGA OVR SHOES

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (bfYGd)

529

THAT! OH IT'S NOTHING.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (mETGQ)

530 I HEART STAB U

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (BVkEs)

531 BOBS MONEY, YOUR PROM CORSAGE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (TIIx5)

532 LUV YUR TATOO
ON MY WALL

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (j2lYi)

533 CERVIX STATION ATTENDANT

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (I88Jc)

534 BUSH LIKE DR. J

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (LCRYB)

535 GAGA HAS LUPUS! HA!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (r4dYV)

536 This is payback for all the Valentine-less Valentine's days.

{sniff}

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (qyv02)

537 HATE FUCK CENTRAL

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (w+Dvf)

538 PAY OUR CHECK

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (/Fgoj)

539 MEAT
POCKET

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (J4gw3)

540 (F) MY TUBES R TIED

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 07:04 PM (0RJ16)

541 GERBIL NIRVANA

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (k4bdL)

542 STICK IT WHEREVER

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (LCRYB)

543 I WANT TO WEAR UR SKIN

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (/Fgoj)

544 I HAVE HEDGE CLIPPERS

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (9XBK2)

545 booby snatcher

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (nqBYe)

546 WANT SOME POPCORN?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (qyv02)

547 HVS3?

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (9dJ/k)

548 FELCH ME MAYBE

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (k4bdL)

549 BARREN

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (96M6e)

550 LATER PEEPS.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (w+Dvf)

551 COULD YOU STOP IT FROM SQUEEKING?

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (opS9C)

552 WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:05 PM (r4dYV)

553 NOT SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT

Posted by: Unruly at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (67a31)

554 I WILL #
UR MOUND

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (7xeJQ)

555 ONLY THE LAW CAN KEEP US APART

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (J4gw3)

556 (f) IT WAS A NICE CORSAGE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (TIIx5)

557 PUFF ON MY MAGIC DRAGON

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (qyv02)

558 All right this is getting beyond creepy.


I hope none of you live close...

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (/Fgoj)

559 UNNATURAL ACTS!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (r4dYV)

560 $6.50 MARKED DOWN FROM $10

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (TIIx5)

561 EAT THAT PILLOW

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (wAQA5)

562 BURN ME W/ A MARLBORO

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (YcklU)

563 MARIA? U AWAKE?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:06 PM (ORGYc)

564 (f) CHEAP BASTARD

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (TIIx5)

565 THAT WAS NO PILLOW

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (bfYGd)

566 HERE IT COMES! GRAB THE MOP!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (opS9C)

567 (f) AY PAPI!

Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (9dJ/k)

568 SUK IT OR WALK HOME

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (J4gw3)

569 CAKE IS FAKE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (bfYGd)

570 ORGY C HASH

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (ORGYc)

571 COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS, PAPI!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (opS9C)

572 BEER IS EXPENSIVE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (TIIx5)

573 KISS UR LIPS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (qyv02)

574 ORGY C ME!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:07 PM (ORGYc)

575 KISS ME I'M CONTAGIOUS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (I88Jc)

576 I PUT ♥ IN
UR MOUTH

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (7xeJQ)

577 (f) BASTARD

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (TIIx5)

578 I BROUGHT THE PLASTIC SHEETING

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (9XBK2)

579 IS THERE ROOM 4 ONE MORE?

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (opS9C)

580 c'mere

Posted by: l . bobbit at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (nqBYe)

581 U NOT GONE YET?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (TIIx5)

582 LUV UR SPLEEN

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 07:08 PM (j2lYi)

583 8 ISN'T ENOUGH?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (qyv02)

584 (f) I'M NOT KIDDING

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (TIIx5)

585 I'M LOST IN UR BUTT CRACK

Posted by: Kanye West at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (r2PLg)

586 THIS ISN'T CANDY

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (J4gw3)

587 (f) IM LEAVING YOU

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (TIIx5)

588 THESE FINGERS HAVE BEEN PLACES YOU CAN'T IMAGINE

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (YcklU)

589 SIT N SPIN

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (96M6e)

590 NUTHIN SAYS LUVIN LIKE BACK DOOR LUVIN!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (opS9C)

591 (f) YOULL MISS ME

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (TIIx5)

592 FK THE ROSES, GIMME A $20.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (l86i3)

593 2 OF US
1 CUP

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (7xeJQ)

594 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:09 PM (r4dYV)

595 (f) SHUSH, THE GAMES ON

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (TIIx5)

596 U WANT PANCAKES?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (UOjzE)

597 ROOFIES CONTRACTOR

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (I88Jc)

598 FISTBOT MISSES U

Posted by: Dr. Krieger at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (k4bdL)

599 THANKS, PENICILLIN

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (ORGYc)

600 R U VIRGIN?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (qyv02)

601 WHAT'S MACY GRAY DOING DOWN THERE?

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:10 PM (opS9C)

602 Ahhhhhhh shit. I fucked up the sequence. It was good while it lasted.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (TIIx5)

603 IT'S A SAWZALL, WHY?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (l86i3)

604 SYBIAN SALESMAN

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (96M6e)

605 WARPED SHPLIB

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (wAQA5)

606 LEMON PARTY?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (ORGYc)

607 U STILL HERE

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (/Fgoj)

608 IT ONLY LOOKS LIKE A CAMERA

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (9XBK2)

609 YOU REALLY SHOULD LAY OF THE CARBS FOR A WHILE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (J4gw3)

610 THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:11 PM (YcklU)

611 A FELCH TOO FAR

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (k4bdL)

612 DO YOU LIKE SQUID!?

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (XLuH2)

613 BEN DOVER

DAMN AUTOCORRECT

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (ORGYc)

614 BE MY GOAT

Posted by: Valerie Jarret at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (wAQA5)

615 CLAM SAMWICH?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (qyv02)

616 SMELLS LIKE SQUID

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (TIIx5)

617 SNOODLE WIT ME

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (l86i3)

618 (f) UR MY 1st

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (/Fgoj)

619 SING IN UR BLOOD

Posted by: Taylor Swift at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (k4bdL)

620 NO 1 HAS 2 KNOW

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (96M6e)

621 YOU GET THE WET SPOT

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:12 PM (CyTqr)

622 INK MY KINK, SQUIDY

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (ORGYc)

623 TONGUE MY STARFISH

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (0RJ16)

624 SHIT EATER

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (l86i3)

625 U'LL HARDLY FEEL IT

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (LCRYB)

626 SAFEWORD = OKLAHOMA

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (obHYs)

627 YES THAT'S MY THUMB

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (J4gw3)

628 PAY MY BAIL

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (YcklU)

629 PEE ON ME

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (l86i3)

630 EAT @ THE Y?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (qyv02)

631 WHERE"S THE RABBIT

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (/Fgoj)

632 DON'T LOOK IN THE CRAWL SPACE

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 07:13 PM (obHYs)

633 (f) AGAIN W THE KNUCKLES?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (ORGYc)

634 For the squids,

GO PO CITY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (bfYGd)

635 I ♥ PLAN B

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (7xeJQ)

636 TENTACLE TANTRUM

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (TIIx5)

637 LUV? NO, THAT'S LSD.

Posted by: Dr. Krieger at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (k4bdL)

638 HOLD ME LIKE A BOWLING BALL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (l86i3)

639 YOU EXCEPT CHECKS?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (obHYs)

640 RUB 1 SIDE

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (qyv02)

641 NEED MOAR COWBELL!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (r2PLg)

642 GRAB YOUR ANKLES

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (wAQA5)

643 ECCHI NUB

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (bfYGd)

644 CRAZY WIFE ATTIC?
NO WAY, JANE!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (ORGYc)

645 YOU ACCEPT CHECKS?

Super deluxe proper spelling version.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 07:14 PM (obHYs)

646 PRETTY WHEN UR DEAD

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (LCRYB)

647 INK ON UR FACE?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (TIIx5)

648 (f) R U DONE YET

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (7xeJQ)

649 IN MANY CULTURES THIS IS NORMAL

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (YcklU)

650 I'D LIKE A TONGUE SANDWICH DON'T GIVE ME NO LIP!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (opS9C)

651 CUDDLE MY SEMEN

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (LCRYB)

652 Or ECCHI RUB

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (bfYGd)

653 I LOVE WALLHATS

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (TIIx5)

654 BUKKAKE TIME

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 07:15 PM (qG+iL)

655 I LUV U CUZ UR EZ

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (J4gw3)

656 BU(PUSH PUSH)SH

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (qyv02)

657 NEXT!!!

Posted by: sandy fluke at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (ORGYc)

658 I LOVE GLOVESHOES

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (TIIx5)

659 U FEEL LIKE APPLE PIE

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (96M6e)

660 IN UR ASS

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

661 RUBBR BROKE

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (7xeJQ)

662
CBS has audio recordings of the police yelling out that they should burn down the cabin that Dorner had occupied.



No too long after that, they hurled CS-gas canisters into the cabin ..
you know .. the ones that have a history of starting fires and burning
down structures like the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, TX ... and true
to their history, they caused the cabin to become engulf in flames.



Of course, the local sheriff is claiming that they didn’t want to burn down the cabin, but … nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (e8kgV)

663 #1 BACKUP GIRL

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (/Fgoj)

664 WILL U BE MY BACK UP PLAN?

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:16 PM (9XBK2)

665 ASS TO ASS!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (r4dYV)

666 BLINK FROM THE INK

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (TIIx5)

667 LAY IT AGAIN, SAM!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (opS9C)

668 Sandy Fluke Valentine Candy Hearts, the only ones with an odometer as standard.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (bfYGd)

669 SHAME IS 4 2MORROW

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (J4gw3)

670 MY LUV, UR SHAME

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (h6XiD)

671 SWALO OR I

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (GEICT)

672 I'LL NEVER WASH THIS HATCHET AGAIN

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (YcklU)

673 AFTER-DINNER WHORES?

Posted by: Sterling Archer at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (k4bdL)

674 SUCKLE MY ANUS

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:17 PM (/Fgoj)

675 BLI BLUB YOU

Posted by: guy with girl sitting on his face at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (wAQA5)

676 HURTS 4A MINUTE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

677 DEAD OR ALIVE?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (l86i3)

678 ANUS CURL AWHIRL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (qyv02)

679 662

CBS has audio recordings of the police yelling out that they should burn down the cabin that Dorner had occupied.





No too long after that, they hurled CS-gas canisters into the cabin ..

you know .. the ones that have a history of starting fires and burning

down structures like the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, TX ... and true

to their history, they caused the cabin to become engulf in flames.





Of course, the local sheriff is claiming that they didn’t want to
burn down the cabin, but … nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more



SO FUCKING WHAT?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (r4dYV)

680 CAVITY SEARCH!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (TIIx5)

681 BLUE WAFFLES

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

682 PAPER OR PLASTIC?

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (/Fgoj)

683 BLINDFOLD OPTIONAL

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (qG+iL)

684 THANKS 4 THE SCREW

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (J4gw3)

685 SHEEP OR EWE?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (bfYGd)

686 MATCH.COM'S ALGORITHM SUCKS

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (YcklU)

687 NECROMANCER

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (96M6e)

688 THE BALL GAGS NOT CHEAP

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (obHYs)

689 UR MOM WAS BETTER

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)

690 EATADIK

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (/Fgoj)

691 This is so seriously sick...and I would like to thank you all.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (XLuH2)

692 NO FAT CHICKS

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (r4dYV)

693 PIERCE EVERYTHING

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (l86i3)

694 YES,IT WILL BE A PITY FUCK

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (9XBK2)

695 AL GORE HAS NO RHYTHM

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (qyv02)

696 HELP! IT'S BARBED!

Posted by: Chris Dorner, People's Hero at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (k4bdL)

697 STARTREK

Posted by: Goin Where No man has gone before at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (bGlsD)

698 UR SIS LIKED IT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)

699 MAKE ME A SAMMICH

Posted by: guy with girl sitting on his face at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (wAQA5)

700 UR
NIPPLE'S
BLEEDIN

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (JDIKC)

701 SATAN?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (bfYGd)

702 YOU"RE NOT SLEEPY I DRUGGED YOU

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (J4gw3)

703 IT'S STUCK. DON'T FART.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (r4dYV)

704 RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (qyv02)

705 We're all demented. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (PxYrx)

706 IT'S OVER QUICKLY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)

707 SORRY ABOUT YOUR HYMEN

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (J4gw3)

708 ANAL WARMING?

Posted by: Al Gore at February 14, 2013 07:20 PM (k4bdL)

709 CHAKRA RELEASED

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (qG+iL)

710 JUST THE HEAD

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (l86i3)

711 WANT
2 C MY
KNIFE?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (JDIKC)

712 SKULL FUCK

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

713 GO GREEN - The sayings of James Tiberius Kirk's Revised Kama Sutra.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (bfYGd)

714 IM A DOCTOR

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (TIIx5)

715 I'LL BLEED YOU REAL QUIET-LIKE

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (YcklU)

716 SQUEEZE MY COLOSTOMY BAG

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (j2lYi)

717 AN ORTHODONTIST

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (TIIx5)

718 IT'S NOT RAPE IF I KILL YOU FIRST

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (J4gw3)

719 BLOOD IS SEXY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

720 AHHH!!! SNORE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (r4dYV)

721 KAMA SUTRA INSTRUCTOR

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (96M6e)

722 TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (TIIx5)

723 NO XTRA CHARGE 4 TEARS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:21 PM (I88Jc)

724 TANTRIC AS FUCK

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (YcklU)

725 (f) PRETTY ON THE INSIDE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (LCRYB)

726 THIS FACE SUCKS!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (opS9C)

727 IN YOUR MOUTH

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)

728 1 hour @ 718 comments.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (qyv02)

729 U R DEAD SEXY

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (96M6e)

730 MOTORBOAT

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (r4dYV)

731 ROLL U IN FLOUR

Posted by: guy to fat chick at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (wAQA5)

732
CAN I MAKE YOU A BALOWME SAMMICH?

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (XLuH2)

733 WATER'S COLD

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (TIIx5)

734 SURPRISE!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)

735 DEEP TOO

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (TIIx5)

736 ME SO HORNY, JOE

Posted by: eric cartman channelling vietnamese hooker at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (ORGYc)

737 UNEXPECTEDLY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)

738 UR CONTEMPT PLEASE

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (I88Jc)

739 LIKE AN APPLE WITH A TINY STEM

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (LCRYB)

740 BANG, LIKE ZORRO

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (TIIx5)

741 BAA. BAA. BAAA!!!!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:23 PM (r4dYV)

742 VIRGINITY == OVER8D

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (qyv02)

743 LET'S TOUCH FILTHS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (LCRYB)

744 (f) LIKE A PENIS, ONLY SMALLER

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (TIIx5)

745 DONKEY PUNCH

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (GEICT)

746 729U R DEAD SEXYPosted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:22 PM (96M6e)YOU'LL BE SEXIER DEAD.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (XLuH2)

747 CRAWLED THRU UR WINDOW

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (j2lYi)

748 I FORGOT YOUR NAME RIGHT AFTER I CAME

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (J4gw3)

749 Riffing off Naes' idea:

BARK LIKE YOU MEAN IT

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (YcklU)

750 1 hour @ 718 comments.
That's not very funny; and shouldn't it be in all caps?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (ORGYc)

751 GOT UR NOSE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:24 PM (LCRYB)

752 PUT THE DEVIL INTO HELL

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (TIIx5)

753 IS THAT A BRATWURST IN YOUR POCKET?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (qyv02)

754 Only kidding, bitter clinger. ;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (ORGYc)

755 HAPPY FIREMAN

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (GEICT)

756 LET'S MAKE THE ROOM SMELL

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (LCRYB)

757 IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE!

Posted by: lili von schtupp at February 14, 2013 07:25 PM (ORGYc)

758 PEANUT BUTTER?

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (TIIx5)

759 FUCKY, FUCKY TWO DOLLAHS

Posted by: Saigon Sweetie at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (wAQA5)

760 LUV MUSSEL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (qyv02)

761 OFFHAND COMPLEMENT

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (I88Jc)

762 INTO THE CRAWLSPACE!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (r4dYV)

763 STOCKHOLM
SYNDROME?

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (LCRYB)

764 I'M MAKING MY WAY THROUGH YOUR FRIENDS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (J4gw3)

765 ASS 2 MOUTH

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 14, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)

766 HEART WORM CARRIER

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:27 PM (I88Jc)

767 HELP ME FORGET

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:27 PM (YcklU)

768 HOW MUCH 4 A BJ?

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:27 PM (OJLOy)

769 U CAN'T SLEEP HERE

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 07:27 PM (j2lYi)

770 Oops, that should have been:

HELP ME FORGET THE SCREAMS

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (YcklU)

771 TITTY SPACKLE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (LCRYB)

772 HERE'S MY DNA

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (J4gw3)

773 MY POOP OR YOURS?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (r4dYV)

774 UR ON MY TO DO LIST!

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (r2PLg)

775 NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (LCRYB)

776 R U DONE?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:28 PM (qyv02)

777 NVER 2 YOUNG

Posted by: Roman PoleAnsky at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (feFL6)

778 YOU MEWLING QUIM

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (TIIx5)

779 UR MY SPECIAL PRISONER

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (J4gw3)

780 SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (r4dYV)

781 SEE A DOC ABOUT THAT

Posted by: WTH at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (wAQA5)

782 C U @ CONFESSIONAL

Posted by: 13times at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (h6XiD)

783 UR HOT..
NO REALLY
..UR ON FIRE

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (qG+iL)

784 ELASTIC SNAPPER

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:29 PM (I88Jc)

785 FRESH ORANGE JUICE OR ITS THE WHIP AGAIN (4 U)

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:30 PM (YcklU)

786 DONG TEA 4 U?

Posted by: GOB's chinese chemist at February 14, 2013 07:30 PM (ORGYc)

787 UR DAWG + PEANUT BUTTER = LUV

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 07:30 PM (j2lYi)

788 THAT'S ALOT OF CORN.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:30 PM (r4dYV)

789 BIG VAGINA

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:30 PM (J4gw3)

790 I'LL GET A TOWEL

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:31 PM (wAQA5)

791 BE MY HOLE IN ONE!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 14, 2013 07:31 PM (r2PLg)

792 WHAT CRAWLED UP THERE AND DIED?

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:31 PM (wAQA5)

793 I ALREADY STARTED.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:31 PM (r4dYV)

794 SHAMECRAFTERS LOCAL 109

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (I88Jc)

795 BETTER THAN NUTHIN', I GUESS

Posted by: Bill Clinton, to Hillary at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (o6qwg)

796
I WAS LYING TO GET IN UR PANTS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:32 PM (J4gw3)

797 U'LL REMEMBER ME IN 3-7 DAYS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:33 PM (LCRYB)

798 IS THAT A WART?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:34 PM (r4dYV)

799 YOU HAD ME AT BLOOD AND SEMEN

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:34 PM (96M6e)

800 TRADE U A PEARL NECKLACE FOR UR BEARDED CLAM

Posted by: Trader Joe at February 14, 2013 07:34 PM (o6qwg)

801 SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 07:34 PM (SMP3h)

802 THANKS 4 BEING SO GULLIBLE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (J4gw3)

803 ME BIG BANG

Posted by: penny at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (ORGYc)

804 DON'T EAT @ RED TIDE

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (96M6e)

805 U == DRIPPY LUV

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (qyv02)

806 SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:35 PM (r4dYV)

807 <3 PENNY <3

Posted by: dr amy farrah fowler at February 14, 2013 07:36 PM (ORGYc)

808 I B PROLIX 4 UR LIX

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:36 PM (I88Jc)

809 I'M UR PENCIL DICK

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 14, 2013 07:36 PM (wAQA5)

810 WHERE'S THE GERBIL?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:36 PM (r4dYV)

811 I'M A 9 UR A 3
I'LL TEXT YOU AT 2

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (J4gw3)

812 LEMMIWINKS WUZ HERE

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (qyv02)

813 I'M BURNIN, BABY

Posted by: chris dorner at February 14, 2013 07:37 PM (ORGYc)

814 WHY BUY MILK WHEN I CAN BANG A COW LIKE YOU FOR FREE

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:38 PM (J4gw3)

815 THESE KNOTS WILL HOLD FOR DAYS

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (YcklU)

816 U REMIND ME OF MY DEAD SISTER

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (LCRYB)

817 U HAV DOLL'S EYES

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:39 PM (qyv02)

818 SMEGMA

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:40 PM (wAQA5)

819 STOP CRYING.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:40 PM (r4dYV)

820 UR SEXY WHEN I DRINK

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:41 PM (J4gw3)

821 MACE WON'T SAVE YOU NOW

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:41 PM (YcklU)

822 IT'LL ONLY HURT FOREVER!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (r4dYV)

823 HERE'S CABFARE

Posted by: Emdoc at February 14, 2013 07:42 PM (0RJ16)

824 LET'S MAKE A HORSEMAN BABY!

Posted by: Mendoza at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (DXfAK)

825 SQUELCH THE SQUIRMERS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (I88Jc)

826 WANT UR FOULNESS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (LCRYB)

827 THX 4 LETTING ME DO U WHILE U SLEPT

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:43 PM (J4gw3)

828 MYSTERY SEX

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:44 PM (LCRYB)

829 OH JOHN! UH... I MEAN SALLY! SALLY!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (r4dYV)

830 SEXY FLEXY PLEXY

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (I88Jc)

831
U R HOT
IN MY TRUNK

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (J4gw3)

832 U HAS FLASHLIGHT?

Posted by: hairy reid at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (ORGYc)

833 JUST HOLD YOUR NOSE

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:45 PM (LCRYB)

834 WORKIN' ON 17 DAYS OF MUSK

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:46 PM (LCRYB)

835 SHIVERS R SHIVERS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:47 PM (I88Jc)

836 1ST U WILL BLOW ME

Posted by: mel at February 14, 2013 07:47 PM (ORGYc)

837
PREPARE TO BE SPOILED
AFTER I DUMP U N THE FIELDS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (J4gw3)

838 STRAP ON, HONEY?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (r4dYV)

839 SKIN YA

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:48 PM (LCRYB)

840 LUV 2 C PAIN REFLEX

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:49 PM (I88Jc)

841 FUCK U TILL U FART

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:49 PM (wAQA5)

842 WHEN THE WOLVES CATCH YOUR SCENT, THEN YOU WILL KNOW FEAR

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 07:49 PM (YcklU)

843 BETA MALES ARE PRACTICALLY LADIES.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:50 PM (r4dYV)

844

BE MINE

OR ELSE

Posted by: Peter North at February 14, 2013 07:52 PM (qG+iL)

845 USE BOTH HANDS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:53 PM (J4gw3)

846 Item A into Slot B

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 07:53 PM (n2K+4)

847 BABYS ARM
HOLDING APPLE

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 07:53 PM (BAS5M)

848 U KNOTTY PINE ME BUZZSAW

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:54 PM (I88Jc)

849 FUR GAWD'S SAKE, IT AIN'T NO POGO STICK!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:54 PM (opS9C)

850 KRAKATOA, EAST OF BUTTHOLE

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:54 PM (wAQA5)

851 LUBRIC8TION TESTER

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 07:54 PM (n2K+4)

852

I'D LUV U MORE
IF U WEIGHED LESS

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:54 PM (J4gw3)

853 I ♥ BBW
UR Size 16?
In My Trunk, Now

Posted by: Xavier at February 14, 2013 07:55 PM (gkfvW)

854 LAY BACK, THINK OF ENGLAND.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:55 PM (r4dYV)

855 NO MEANS YES

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 07:55 PM (n2K+4)

856 I"LL SEE U WHEN I MAKE BAIL

Posted by: runninrebel at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (J4gw3)

857 RUN YOU MUST NOT, CATCH YOU I WILL

Posted by: Yoda Dahmer at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (qG+iL)

858 YES

MEANS

ANAL

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (BAS5M)

859 U
SISTERS
CUTE

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 07:56 PM (A7Wh1)

860 BONERS HEAL 2

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (I88Jc)

861 NO MEANS ANAL!

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (n2K+4)

862 U GOT

CRABS!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (BAS5M)

863 IT AIN'T GONNA


SUCK ITSELF

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (fQlRP)

864 I'LL MUTE SPORTSCENTER!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:57 PM (r4dYV)

865 CUMSICLE

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (fY19T)

866 E Z THERE I'M ATTACHED TO THAT

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (qyv02)

867 PLEASED TO

EAT YOU

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (BAS5M)

868 TITE FIT DON'T QUIT

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (n2K+4)

869 GET ME A BEER

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 07:58 PM (A7Wh1)

870 MY FANNY? MY FANNY? NO, MY AUNT HAS OTHER PLANS...

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 07:59 PM (opS9C)

871 GET IN
THE VAN

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 07:59 PM (A7Wh1)

872 LONELY & WILLING

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 07:59 PM (LCRYB)

873 GIMME ME SOME AIR

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 07:59 PM (wAQA5)

874 DRIP DRIP DRIP

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 07:59 PM (qyv02)

875 BURNS WHEN I PEE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 08:00 PM (TIIx5)

876 IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 08:00 PM (YcklU)

877 YOU'RE HOW OLD? CLOSE ENOUGH.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:00 PM (r4dYV)

878 TOUCH ME SO I FORGET

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 08:00 PM (LCRYB)

879 THAT'S A POPSICLE NOT A SNORKEL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:00 PM (qyv02)

880 CREAMPIE

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:00 PM (fQlRP)

881 NO, THEY AREN'T BARNACLES!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (opS9C)

882 ROMANCE = INVOLUNTARY SPASMS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (I88Jc)

883 BE MY PETRI DISH!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (r2PLg)

884 A HORSE? OF COURSE!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (r4dYV)

885 U R MY KLEENEX

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (qyv02)

886 (f) UR DAD
IS BIGGER

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 08:01 PM (BAS5M)

887 LIK-M-DIK

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:02 PM (fQlRP)

888 GR8T LAY

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 08:02 PM (n2K+4)

889

BOUNCY BOUNCY

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 08:02 PM (jTKU5)

890 LUV IS A DRUG. THIS DRUGS FOR LUV

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:03 PM (qyv02)

891 HERMAPHRODITE? HERMAPHRODITE? YES, EVERYONE HAS ONE... BUT NOT ONE OF EACH!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 08:03 PM (opS9C)

892 BE MINE (OR I'LL CUT ON MY THIGHS AGAIN)

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 08:03 PM (YcklU)

893 AU SHWR

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:03 PM (fQlRP)

894 POPPY LUV IN UR VEINS?

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:03 PM (I88Jc)

895 IT'S YOUR MOM

ASK HER IN

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (qyv02)

896 ONE CLEVELAND STEAMER, HOT AND FRESH!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (r4dYV)

897 RUB IT YOU MUST OR CHUB IT WILL NOT

Posted by: Yoda at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (qG+iL)

898 slowly edging toward the door

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (g5wi5)

899 R THEY REAL?

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (n2K+4)

900

IRON MY SHIRT

(got to have beenposted 40 times by now)

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (jTKU5)

901 CHOKE ME

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (YcklU)

902 LOTION --> BASKET

Posted by: arminius at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (cDnhR)

903 897 RUB IT YOU MUST OR CHUB IT WILL NOT
Posted by: Yoda at February 14, 2013 08:04 PM (qG+iL)

____________

lol

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (r2PLg)

904 LUV UR SMEGMA

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (wAQA5)

905 IT'S DARKEST BEFORE DOM

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (I88Jc)

906 2N THE PINK?

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 08:05 PM (n2K+4)

907 PURPL ROD

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:06 PM (fQlRP)

908 YO-GURT-SLNGR

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:07 PM (fQlRP)

909 DIE 4 UR SINZ

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 08:07 PM (EZl54)

910 HELMET 4 U

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (qyv02)

911 PSYCHOSEXUAL SADISM, FTW!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (r4dYV)

912
DRIV LIC ONNIGHTSTAND
CALL SERVICE TO CHECK

Posted by: arminius at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (cDnhR)

913 WEAR MY ASS 4 A HAT

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (YcklU)

914 SEX == PSYCHO

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:08 PM (qyv02)

915 BUNNIES AIN'T SHAMED

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:09 PM (I88Jc)

916 SLIPPERY
W UR
BLUD

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 08:09 PM (EZl54)

917 When I was going through a divorce, I tried to havedelivered to her job a dozen long stems, extra thorns. The damn florist wouldn't accept my order, the bastard.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2013 08:09 PM (CPKp2)

918 DADDY ISSUES

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 08:10 PM (UzPAd)

919 HND JOB

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:10 PM (fQlRP)

920 Huwaa muaa mumwa

Posted by: Chewbacca at February 14, 2013 08:10 PM (qG+iL)

921 NATIONAL DATABASE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:10 PM (r4dYV)

922 LOST HOPE? IT'S A START

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:11 PM (I88Jc)

923 POOPER ?

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:12 PM (fQlRP)

924 SHAME
ENEMA

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 08:12 PM (EZl54)

925 BRB, TAXIDERMY EMERGENCY

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:13 PM (I88Jc)

926 Once again riffing off Naes:

MEGAN'S LAW MANDATED REPORTER

Posted by: AndrewR at February 14, 2013 08:13 PM (YcklU)

927 TRD-CUTR

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:13 PM (fQlRP)

928 LOVE PAIN

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (EZl54)

929 LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS...THE DRINK!...(f)

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:14 PM (r4dYV)

930 CUNNING LINGUIST

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:15 PM (fQlRP)

931 SIT ON MY FACEBOOK

Posted by: Mark Zuckerburg at February 14, 2013 08:15 PM (wAQA5)

932 MAKE THE SCREAMING STOP

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 08:17 PM (LCRYB)

933 IVA-HARDN

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:17 PM (fQlRP)

934 FUCK THE PAIN AWAY.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:18 PM (r4dYV)

935 STINK KNUCKLE

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:20 PM (fQlRP)

936 THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:22 PM (r4dYV)

937 3 BAGGER

MY FAVE SKANK

U STILL HERE?

UP UR POOPER

YOU IN2 LEATHER?

B MY WHORE

SHUT UP AND SUCK

NO TEETH PLZ

LETS MAKE PORN

THOSE TITS REAL?

IM STALKING U

GYN-O MITE!


Late to the party, but that's what I came up with in two minutes.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 08:23 PM (7xPCu)

938 50 SHADES
OF PURPLE
CBT

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 08:23 PM (BAS5M)

939 IT'LL GROW BACK

(Sea Slug Hearts one)

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 14, 2013 08:24 PM (UIAT6)

940 BTK

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:24 PM (r4dYV)

941 GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 14, 2013 08:25 PM (UIAT6)

942 LOOK IN MY TRUNK

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 14, 2013 08:25 PM (p/cQy)

943 YOUR HOOVES SO SEXY!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:26 PM (r4dYV)

944 DONT NEGLECT

THE BALLS

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2013 08:26 PM (BAS5M)

945 TUG M PUD

Posted by: Shitbird at February 14, 2013 08:26 PM (fQlRP)

946 MIND IF I DOUBLE-DIP?

Posted by: slackmac at February 14, 2013 08:27 PM (v+H2k)

947
679 SO FUCKING WHAT?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (r4dYV)

-----------

If the police can execute Dorner without a trial, they can execute you, too, without a trial.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2013 08:27 PM (CPKp2)

948 SKIN 2 SKIN

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:28 PM (qyv02)

949 UP 4 WRIST TWIST TRIX?

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:28 PM (I88Jc)

950 Mon pénis pense que vous êtes assez jolis.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (QupBk)

951 947

679 SO FUCKING WHAT?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 07:18 PM (r4dYV)

-----------

If the police can execute Dorner without a trial, they can execute you, too, without a trial.

----
START A FUCKING THREAD ELSEWHERE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (r4dYV)

952 If you get yourself in that much trouble (whether right or wrong) do you really think a trial is going to help?

When the gov't cracks down, they aren't going to play fair, they're not going to give you your miranda rights and they're not going to worry much about giving you a trial, fair or otherwise.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (qyv02)

953 BARE THREAD JACKER

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:31 PM (I88Jc)

954 PENILE IMPLANT 4 U

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:32 PM (qyv02)

955 I LUV WOOD FLOORS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:33 PM (qyv02)

956 DADDY ISSUES?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:33 PM (qyv02)

957 PULVERIZE INHIBITIONS IN MOUTH NOW

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:33 PM (I88Jc)

958
Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (r4dYV)

Go fuck yourself, asshole, with the barbed cock of Satan, sideways.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2013 08:34 PM (CPKp2)

959 HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER AND AUNT.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:34 PM (r4dYV)

960 HEARTS N FARTS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:34 PM (qyv02)

961 BATH SALTS?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 14, 2013 08:34 PM (jaijr)

962 EAT ME

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 14, 2013 08:35 PM (jaijr)

963 958

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:30 PM (r4dYV)

Go fuck yourself, asshole, with the barbed cock of Satan, sideways.

ANYTIME FAGGOT

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:35 PM (r4dYV)

964 NAES + RICKZ == 3SOME?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:35 PM (qyv02)

965 TIME 4 LUV

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (qyv02)

966 TINGLING ITCHING BURNING

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (I88Jc)

967 Y SO FAT?

U OVER 18?

HOW MUCH?

ILL CALL U L8TER

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (7xPCu)

968 RIOT IN NAES PANTS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:36 PM (qyv02)

969 Bitter Clinger's WIFE+ DAUGHTER+ MOTHER= 4 SOME.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:37 PM (r4dYV)

970 GRADE SCHOOL? 2 OLD

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:37 PM (qyv02)

971 I HAZ DAUGHTER? ILU

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (qyv02)

972 1 EAR x 1 EAR = 1 HEART

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (I88Jc)

973 GREEN DISCHARGE. MEH.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (r4dYV)

974 I HAZ WIFE? UH OH.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:38 PM (qyv02)

975 HURTS 2 POOP

Posted by: Al Gore at February 14, 2013 08:39 PM (k4bdL)

976 NAES SISTER = MEAL TICKET

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:39 PM (qyv02)

977 NAES SISTER = MEAL TICKET

NO FOOLING!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:39 PM (r4dYV)

978 DR COLD FINGERS

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:40 PM (I88Jc)

979 TRU LUV 2 GD 2 B TRU

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:41 PM (qyv02)

980 LIKE A BROTHER

MY NEEDS

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 14, 2013 08:41 PM (/COnL)

981 Baby wants to FUCK!!!!11!!!

Posted by: Love Letter Straight From My Heart at February 14, 2013 08:41 PM (B7EVH)

982 QUEEF THIS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:42 PM (qyv02)

983 now it's dark

Posted by: Love Letter Straight From My Heart at February 14, 2013 08:42 PM (B7EVH)

984 MY INSIDES ARE ALL ROTTEN

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 08:42 PM (LCRYB)

985 DARK WAS B4

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:42 PM (qyv02)

986 GESTAPO UNIFORM?... I GUESS.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:43 PM (r4dYV)

987 LUV INJECTION ERECTION

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:43 PM (qyv02)

988 MS SCANTY PANTY

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:43 PM (I88Jc)

989 If you need a date on Feb 14, just go to the bar and recite the following poem to a lady. You'll get lucky, guaranteed.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

Posted by: Jack_Not_M at February 14, 2013 08:43 PM (zgpYs)

990 ONE MORE PUSH

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:44 PM (qyv02)

991 LOADED WITH BUGS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 08:44 PM (LCRYB)

992 K-Y OR ESTROGLIDE?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:44 PM (qyv02)

993 LEGALLY INCOMPETENT
4 MY ACTIONS

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2013 08:44 PM (LCRYB)

994 I HAV MONEY HONEY

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:45 PM (qyv02)

995 COMMANDO 4 UR SLAM-MO

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:45 PM (I88Jc)

996 GIRTH BATTING 4 A THOUSANDTH

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:46 PM (I88Jc)

997 (f) TRAFFICKING? LIKE A VACATION?

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:47 PM (r4dYV)

998 PARDON MY HARD ON

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:48 PM (qyv02)

999 WACO MAKES ME HOT

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:49 PM (r4dYV)

1000 I'M DEAD SEXY!

Posted by: Fat Bastard at February 14, 2013 08:49 PM (NJrML)

1001 HOT TIP: MINE

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 08:49 PM (qyv02)

1002 A GEM HERE, JAGGED AND HARD

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2013 08:51 PM (I88Jc)

1003 NECROPHILE: CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 08:54 PM (r4dYV)

1004 Can't believe no one posted

U MAKE ME ALL RAPEY

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:01 PM (UOM48)

1005
ANYTIME FAGGOT

OOOooohhh! I so scared of the big bad man.

Really, what the fuck is your major malfunction? The whore you ordered for your intimate Valentine's Dinner not show up? Or did he show up?

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2013 09:01 PM (CPKp2)

1006 DORNER MAKES ME HOT... cause he burned to death and his body is probably still smoldering. Rimshot.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 09:03 PM (r4dYV)

1007 "GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:05 PM (m6OUa)

1008 LIKE MY WART?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 14, 2013 09:06 PM (dMSey)

1009 SURPRISE SEX!

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 09:07 PM (WM+rJ)

1010 "ITS NOT CONTAGIOUS"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:07 PM (m6OUa)

1011 "THE BILL IS IN THE MAIL"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:09 PM (m6OUa)

1012 TAZE ME BRO!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2013 09:10 PM (G9qZk)

1013 "YOU'RE PRETTY... IN THE DARK"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:11 PM (m6OUa)

1014 I C U P

Posted by: Chuck Berry at February 14, 2013 09:12 PM (IlZPE)

1015 DON'T LOOK IN MY EYES!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:12 PM (UOM48)

1016 UR MOM IS HOT

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM48)

1017 good one Jane

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:13 PM (m6OUa)

1018 "SEE U @ 1:30AM"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:16 PM (m6OUa)

1019
BEST 30 SEC. OF UR LIFE!

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 09:17 PM (QkFee)

1020 DIG MY TAN

Posted by: George Hamilton at February 14, 2013 09:18 PM (IlZPE)

1021
FREE COLON EXAMS!

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 09:18 PM (QkFee)

1022 A NEW MERKIN? THANK YOU!

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 09:19 PM (r4dYV)

1023 IT'S MY TURN

Posted by: Jeb Bush at February 14, 2013 09:20 PM (IlZPE)

1024 WON'T U COMPROMISE?

Posted by: John Boehner at February 14, 2013 09:20 PM (IlZPE)

1025 B ON THE FRONT LINE OF MY HEART

Posted by: Leon Panetta at February 14, 2013 09:23 PM (IlZPE)

1026 "YOU CAN HATE ME LATER"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:27 PM (m6OUa)

1027 "IF I CARED, I WOULD H8 U"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (m6OUa)

1028 B MY FUTURE EX-WIFE

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:29 PM (IlZPE)

1029 "I LEFT A 20 ON THE COUNTER"

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 09:30 PM (m6OUa)

1030 I'LL TAKE THE GIRL

Posted by: Senator Organa at February 14, 2013 09:31 PM (IlZPE)

1031 IT'S A TRAP

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 14, 2013 09:32 PM (IlZPE)

1032 DON'T MAKE ME BEG

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 14, 2013 09:33 PM (IlZPE)

1033 VAG MINTS. U SHLD TRY 1

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 14, 2013 09:37 PM (qyv02)

1034 SPEAK 2 DA BOEHNER

Posted by: False Choice at February 14, 2013 10:14 PM (AzwZn)

1035
I'M ALWAYS FIRST

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 10:34 PM (m6OUa)

1036 WHO UNTIED U?

Posted by: Donald Quinnelle's ghost at February 14, 2013 10:35 PM (cJ8sq)

1037
WHAT DO DOCTORS KNOW?

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 10:36 PM (m6OUa)

1038
GIGGITY GIGGITY!

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 10:38 PM (m6OUa)

1039 U'LL GET USED TO IT

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 10:39 PM (m6OUa)

1040 U RUB ME THE RONG WAY.

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 10:40 PM (opS9C)

1041
U SMELL LIKE ASTROGLIDE

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 10:41 PM (m6OUa)

1042 U CAN DREDGE MY CHANNEL ANYTIME!

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 10:43 PM (opS9C)

1043 30SECONDMAN, CAN'T STAND U FOR A MINUTE.

Posted by: Shoey at February 14, 2013 10:50 PM (m6OUa)

1044 DON'T LET MY PENIS GET BETWEEN US.

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2013 10:52 PM (opS9C)

1045 ]816
U REMIND ME OF MY DEAD SISTER

That is so rude.

I love it.

I dream of the day when I can buy a bag of disturbing novelty candy hearts for Valentine's Day, and put them in one of the secretaries' candy jar when no one is looking.

Posted by: Phinn at February 14, 2013 11:21 PM (oFH2D)

1046 LET'S PUT THE "WHEE!" IN FREE LOVE

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 14, 2013 11:45 PM (Jcd0S)

1047
U HAV 2 TELL ME IF UR A COP, RITE?

Posted by: 2nd (Blue) Unicorn at February 14, 2013 11:46 PM (wJliR)

1048 FISH TACOS? LOVE 'EM!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 14, 2013 11:48 PM (Jcd0S)

1049 UR THE NANCY TO MY SID

Posted by: 2nd (Blue) Unicorn at February 14, 2013 11:48 PM (wJliR)

1050 HOT 'N STINKY 4 U

Posted by: Snooki at February 14, 2013 11:55 PM (m6OUa)

1051
THANX FOR HELPING VICAP 2 FINALLY NOTICE ME

Posted by: 2nd (Blue) Unicorn at February 14, 2013 11:58 PM (wJliR)

1052 BLSS ME
FATHR

Posted by: some altar boy at February 15, 2013 12:27 AM (pwxdf)

1053 I CRAP BIGGER'N U

Posted by: Donald Quinnelle's ghost at February 15, 2013 12:37 AM (cJ8sq)

1054 WORSHIP AQUA BUDDAH!

Posted by: Donald Quinnelle's ghost at February 15, 2013 12:39 AM (cJ8sq)

1055 I'm Exhausted.

Posted by: Deseeded at February 15, 2013 02:04 AM (SZMAq)

1056 I know this is entirely too late:

BUT FIRST, YOU WILL BLOW ME

Posted by: Bill H at February 15, 2013 03:41 AM (3sZO1)

1057
FREE CANDY

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 15, 2013 08:59 AM (1hM1d)

1058 UR MOM IS HOT

R U 18?

NO 1 CAN HEAR U

ANAL 2NITE?

UR SISTER SINGLE?

Posted by: Reverend Darkness at February 15, 2013 09:23 AM (fkaxc)

1059 Put some ice on that.

Posted by: Billyboy at February 15, 2013 01:45 PM (/A1Rb)

1060 Taste fishy

Posted by: Chompers McCoy at February 17, 2013 07:13 PM (ySLSS)






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George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
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Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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