Report: Hagel Said State Department Was Run By....Wait For It....Israel

The report is based on a contemporaneous blog post from a Hagel supporter who was at a speech Hagel gave in 2007 at an even sponsored by Rutgers University Center for Middle Eastern Studies and the American Iranian Council.

At this point I'm not surprised by Hagel's casual and repeated anti-Semitic world view. I shouldn't be surprised by his pervasive idiocy either yet even this is shockingly stupid.

The general view has always been that if State leaned either-way in the Mideast it was because of the "Arabists" within the department. Now you can dismiss that as scaremongering as well but at least that was the general theory people threw around. I don't remember even the most hardcore nutjobs ever postulating that the Jews were running State. Given the hostility towards a lot of what Israel does in terms of settlements and our refusal to even put our embassy in their declared capital, saying the Jews run State is like saying the Quakers are secretly running the CIA's drone program.

Hagel's nomination is set for a vote tomorrow but it might be postponed. Unfortunately, he still may ultimately have the votes in the end. It's a fluid situation. Any delay will help because there's obviously more out there on this idiot.

Posted by: DrewM. at 12:39 PM



Comments

1 Is there any doubt at this point that Hagel is an idiot?

Any at all???

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (F3G1y)

2 Behold the power of teh Jooooos!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (UOM48)

3 Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.

I'm not a fan of a lot of things, but they have a true deep seeded HATE!!!!! for them.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (xmcEQ)

4
HAHAHAHA...holy shit. That's fucking hilarious!

Wait, what?

Posted by: SNL at February 14, 2013 12:42 PM (0WLla)

5 Teh Jooooos gave us Windows 8.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 12:42 PM (da5Wo)

6 Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country



Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (Dll6b)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (8y9MW)

8 3 Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews?

Because they are generally successful.

If there is one thing a liberal cannot abide is someone who doesn't need their "help."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (F3G1y)

9 saying the Jews run State is like saying the Quakers are secretly running the CIA's drone program.

Now you're getting it!

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (T0NGe)

10 I predict this thread will attract trolls like ants to a picnic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (UOM48)

11 Is there any doubt at this point that Hagel is an idiot?
Any at all???


Is that a retinal question? Because I don't see your point.

Posted by: Joe Biden. at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (Qxdfp)

12 The man is an idiot. If the Senate confirms him, all they're doing is confirming FOR THE COUNTRY that they, too, are idiots.

Guys, we don't need that confirmation. We already know you're idiots. Spend your time better somewhere else, yeah?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (4df7R)

13 Hagel just believes what his boss, King Putt, does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (UOM48)

14 If they were running the State Department, if they had that much power...why would they stop?

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (FcR7P)

15 At this point I'm not surprised by Hagel's casual and repeated anti-Semitic world view.

-----

Well..... that's why I want him, winger.

Posted by: Braack Owe Bama at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (nELVU)

16 Call me kooky- many have- but it seems to me that State should be run by people who put AMERICA'S interests first. If they're gonna lean, lean red white and blue.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (8sCoq)

17 Do trolls like ants?

Posted by: Joe Biden. at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (Qxdfp)

18 Is that a retinal question? Because I don't see your point. Posted by: Joe Biden. at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM

Yes, Joey, it is.

Here, have some pie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (F3G1y)

19
Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews?

Successful Minorities will not be tolerated.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (6QcUS)

20
3
Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.

I'm not a fan of a lot of things, but they have a true deep seeded HATE!!!!! for them.


Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (xmcEQ)



Because they're Jews. Everyone, since the beginning of fucking time has hated the Jews. Other than us, has there been a country that even tried to support a Jewish nation/state/country?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (da5Wo)

21 don't worry....he'll get confirmed anyway....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, happy St. Valentine's Day at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (GVxQo)

22 Republicans are threatening a filibuster but McShitty will block that.

Posted by: Vic at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (53z96)

23
Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews?


Because they are generally successful.

If there is one thing a liberal cannot abide is someone who doesn't need their "help."


That, and Israel refuses to play the victim. The left needs them some victims, or they die. Hence, their hatred of former America.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 14, 2013 12:46 PM (0WLla)

24 >>Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.

Because one of liberalism's main motors is victimology. In victimology, you need a victim and an evil oppressor. The Palistinians are the victims, and Israel is the evil oppressor.

If the Pals were the group that was civilized, democratic, and culturally/economically advanced, and Israel was poor, backwards, and full of goat-f*ckers, liberals would love Israel.

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 12:46 PM (SwjAj)

25 Who's the bigger idiot, The Idiot or the idiots that confirm him?

Posted by: dogfish at February 14, 2013 12:46 PM (NuPNl)

26 Remember that big hurricane, Sandy, that the Hero Of Zero had to personally deal with? Yep, the Jews.

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 12:47 PM (FcR7P)

27
Way to repeat the comment dumbass (that's me, the dumbass)

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 14, 2013 12:47 PM (0WLla)

28 Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.

If I had to guess (and it's just a guess) for non-Jewish liberals its a combination of jealousy and the fact that Jews (per the stereotype) are almost the anti-liberal.

Jews tend to be thrifty, they look to themselves, their families, their communities, and then their government for support (in that order), they don't typically support a huge leviathan government, the oppose evil, they believe in moral absolutes (the existence of Truth, Evil, and a real Right and Wrong), and have no problem defending themselves instead of waiting around for someone else to do it.

At least, those are the impressions many have of Jews- whether those stereotypical characteristics are accurate or not, I don't know. I don't personally know very many Jews. And the ones I do know are also actively Conservative, and so would fit most of those characteristics anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 14, 2013 12:47 PM (8y9MW)

29 Spend a night at any foreign policy type event with people who do or have worked for DoS. They don't lean with the "Arabists". They've taken up residence with them.

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (GGCsk)

30 On the other hand, this administration has been remarkably consistent in the quality and temperament of their nominees.

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (kWx48)

31 25 Who's the bigger idiot, The Idiot or the idiots that confirm him?

Let's not get all existential.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (Qxdfp)

32 hahahah , if it were i'd feel a lot safer!

Hagel needs to be to''d into the dumpster and DE-pantsing with other conspiracy njobs.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (nqBYe)

33 Here's a suggestion:

Every Republican votes "present" on his nomination.

Let the Democrats take full credit for this douchebag, then sit back and watch the fun.

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

34 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~

... yes Hadji knows of Charles Hagel. Hadji warmed up the crowd for Hagel's speech. Hadji and his friends laughed and laughed as Charles Hagel it rhymes with bagel, which is only eaten by Jews. Hadji called it irony .. wait. This microphone? It is on?

Yes?

And so.

Hello! It is I, Hadji the Muslim Ambassador of Comedy. Unlike United States ambassadors, I have two security people with me, in case you get any ideas of being the comedy critics.

What is the difference between Israeli F16s and Egyptian F16s?

Egyptian F16s smell as the inside of the tent after each mission.

That is funny? No? No!

Let Hadji remind you of the security men in the back.

How many Hagels does it take to expose the Israeli corruption of the United States government and the influence of the Jews over all peoples? Except for the Jews.

Apparently more than one.

Thank you thank you thank you.

Okay security men, you may fire into the air as Hadji leaves out the back. Where the waitresses are. Tip them as you would tip each other.

-

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (J8DGo)

35 Yeah, when will the U.S. ever lift those crippling sanctions imposed on Israel due to the expansion of the settlements?

Posted by: Gerry at February 14, 2013 12:49 PM (t0VDn)

36 Has he provided his financial records yet? We already know tax cheating won't stop a nomination (Geitner) so he must have some really shady dealings going on.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 14, 2013 12:49 PM (UU0OF)

37 Waiting on the arrival of Luap Nor's fanbois.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:49 PM (UOM48)

38 i'm sick of this administration , Hagel Fits right in with what i already assumed.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (nqBYe)

39 The Jews, alongside Jim DeMint, started the recession!

Posted by: Alvin Greene at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (fUwsw)

40 Is it time for a photshop version of Chuck Hagel with Hitler mustache and Gestapo uniform? Or maybe Chuck as the endearing Nazi, Sergeant Schultz?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (wbmaj)

41 Right, when I think State Department, I immediately think Zionist Occupation Govenrment!!!

And not something that makes actual sense, like say, prep school WASPy traitors.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (JVwcf)

42 OY! HE'S ON TO US, BUBBALAS!

Posted by: A Voice from Inside the Walls At State at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (MMC8r)

43 Gotta say, I'm surprised nobody else here wants to have a hand in crafting my opening salvo agains the mass RINOs.

I got blaster and heather. Nobody else? AtC? EoJ? PA?

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (kWx48)

44 Barry to appoint an anti-Semite, anti-Israel person. I'm shocked, shocked....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (1Jaio)

45 Annnndddd Hadji for the win

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (da5Wo)

46 American Jews =/= Zionists.

I've heard some American Jews say some things about Israel that would make Rachel Corrie say... nothing.

She got smooshed by a bulldozer because she was a fucking idiot.

Me: "Rachel, what do you think of the Israelis?"

Rachel Corrie: " "

See?

But seriously, there is a shit-ton of guilt and self-loathing in the American Jewish community that makes Quentin Tarantino come off like Bull Connor, by comparison.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (0yI6R)

47 45

This.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (Qxdfp)

48 Is it time for a photshop version of Chuck Hagel with Hitler mustache and Gestapo uniform?

Well, he IS a Republican.

Posted by: MFM at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (/kI1Q)

49 The God King of truth and light wants Hagel...so he will be confirmed

The Media/Domocrat machine will make sure of it

No matter how much dirt is dug up about the retard

Posted by: Finn McCool at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (yXMjb)

50 #36 Speaking of financial records, how much did John Fucking Kerry make from that Heinz/Buffett deal today?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (wbmaj)

51 ok I heard a Rumor Hagel had converted to Islam while in saudi arabia back in the day.

any truth to it or just a weird rumor?

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (nqBYe)

52
#16 Jones in CO
Bro, you'd be surprised (maybe not) how rare dyed in the wool, America first types are in State Dpt. Admittedly, my experience is anecdotal but a few years back I was assigned to an embassy in south America and the actual state folks were lame. They constantly badmouthed America to host nation. Pissed me off bro. Oh well.

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (ngjEQ)

53 The joooos are crafty and devious. I'd expect nothing less.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (1rU+d)

54 Because one of liberalism's main motors is victimology.

Isn't it hate? The Red Cross focuses on victims. The Children's Fund focuses on victims. Progressivism uses victims as artillery.

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (FcR7P)

55 Because they are generally successful.

If there is one thing a liberal cannot abide is someone who doesn't need their "help."
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (F3G1y)

Clear, concise to the point and right on the FKN money

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (l86i3)

56 just another tool to make republicans look bad . hagel the republican being attacked by all the other republicans and obumer and his minions sit back and laugh ! ELEVENFUCKINTY !!!!!11111!!!!!1111!1111

Posted by: alec at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (usWYv)

57 >Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.


My theory is that traditionally, Jews follow a pretty rigid code of conduct, imposed by God, that governs their behavior in all aspects of their lives. This code has no gray areas. Liberals insist on '50 shades of gray', because that allows for all behavior- a world where nothing is ever 'wrong'. They despise externally imposed codes of conduct.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (8sCoq)

58 37 Waiting on the arrival of Luap Nor's fanbois.

Still?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (Qxdfp)

59 #48 Right. And Obama is a warrior for the "middle-class."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (wbmaj)

60 ::::43 Gotta say, I'm surprised nobody else here wants to have a hand in crafting my opening salvo agains the mass RINOs.

I got blaster and heather. Nobody else? AtC? EoJ? PA?
Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (kWx4:::

Que?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:53 PM (0yI6R)

61 51
ok I heard a Rumor Hagel had converted to Islam while in saudi arabia back in the day.

any truth to it or just a weird rumor?




You may have him confused with John Brennan. However, who knows? Nothing would surprise me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:53 PM (UOM48)

62 the JEF just reiterated his support for Hagel. So, maybe he is done. Bump in the road. What difference does it make

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (Dnbau)

63 Staffer: "That's a nice tie, Senator. Black and white checks suit you. Almost like a classy black and white checked tablecloth, if you don't mind my saying."

Chuck: *grins slyly* "Why no, not at all."

Posted by: angler at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (SwjAj)

64 #51 Chuckie will convert to Judaism to get this job.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (wbmaj)

65 Hagel wants a do-over ..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (Q8Pu5)

66 ::::43 Gotta say, I'm surprised nobody else here wants to have a hand in crafting my opening salvo agains the mass RINOs.

I got blaster and heather. Nobody else? AtC? EoJ? PA?
Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (kWx4

Pass the Ammo Sarge!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (l86i3)

67 That, and Israel refuses to play the victim.

I think the reason it's gaining so much currency now is the liberal mindset of foreign policy. Every angry person or group is engaged in righteous anger.

Ergo, when the Muslims engage in violence or pound their shoes on the table at the UN, something must be done about them, they must be placated.

The alligator must be fed.

Israel is steadfastly refusing to be the meal because they know they can't go too far.

I think there's also a little latent hostility to Israel because they tend to be less secular than American Jews.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (T0NGe)

68 Teh Jooooos gave us Windows 8.


Posted by: BCochran1981


Joos.

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (GQ8sn)

69
Waiting For Godot Ace

Posted by: soothsayer at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (Ba6aP)

70 If the State Department is run by us JOOOOOOs then they are doing just as good a job running it as 3 JOOOOOS trying to decide where to go for dinner....oy vey!

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (YLZSZ)

71 You may have him confused with John Brennan. However, who knows? Nothing would surprise me.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:53 PM (UOM4

ack, i think you're right!
ok is there any truth to the brennan rumor?

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 12:55 PM (nqBYe)

72
*** hands Chuck a saltine.


*** hands chuck a glass of water.


*** waits for video crew.

Posted by: Mossad Agent - current assignment, USA at February 14, 2013 12:55 PM (nELVU)

73 Que?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:53 PM (0yI6R)


Truman is planning on running screaming into the maw and would like for you and others to help plan what to scream and a battle standard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 12:55 PM (da5Wo)

74 Chuckie to dress as an Hasidic Jew at swearing in ceremonmy.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 12:56 PM (wbmaj)

75 Its one thing for Hagel to be a nutjob, moron, anti-Semite, but wouldn't it be more constructive to call the people who are set to vote for him nutjob anti-semites?

You know, start asking if they also believe jew conspiracy theories?

Maybe ask them if it's ok to vote for Hagel because they have Jewish friends, or their accountant is Jewish?

Posted by: MJ at February 14, 2013 12:56 PM (vl5mg)

76 Hmmm....Jenna Lee on Fox was just in Israel doing a report on teh Joooos having armed guards at their schools. Arne Duncan not a fan.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:56 PM (UOM48)

77 Truman is planning on running screaming into the maw and would like for
you and others to help plan what to scream and a battle standard.



Boats 'n' hoes.

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:56 PM (GQ8sn)

78 ette

it seems pretty true....retired FBI guy made the claim....i had heard it a couple of years ago....just forgotten about it

Posted by: phoenixgirl, happy St. Valentine's Day at February 14, 2013 12:56 PM (GVxQo)

79 Joos.

Is there anything they can't do?


Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (GQ8sn)


Eat unblessed pork?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 12:56 PM (da5Wo)

80 Is there anything they can't do?


Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (GQ8sn)

-----
.....split a three way tab in under 15 minutes.?????
I kid, I kid.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2013 12:56 PM (nELVU)

81 :::68 Teh Jooooos gave us Windows 8.


Posted by: BCochran1981

Joos.

Is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (GQ8sn):::

Use their foreskin to protect their fingers when twisting a bottle cap off a beer.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (0yI6R)

82 Chuckie proclaims-"I have a lot of jewish friends. I just can't remember their names."

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (wbmaj)

83 Given Instapundit's "is there anything it can't do?" meme, I have to believe this:

Bar Reraelli, Jew, running a coffee bar that features porn and private booths would be about the healthiest thing ever.

-

I guess 'Idiocracy' got that part right.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (J8DGo)

84 Joos.

Is there anything they can't do?


Yes

Eat shellfish.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (F3G1y)

85 ok I heard a Rumor Hagel had converted to Islam while in saudi arabia back in the day.

any truth to it or just a weird rumor?

Posted by: ette


The rumor is regarding John Brennan. And we only have a 3rd hand account reporting an 'ex-FBI agent' making that claim.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (acamJ)

86 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (8sCoq)

"And God saith unto Moses, 'I have seen this people, and lo, it is a stiff-necked people;"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (GsoHv)

87 phoenix, alright thank you, i guess i will try to find out more info.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (nqBYe)

88 I'd like to take a second to pause and ponder the world that would exist if the esteemed members of our prison population converted to Judaism rather than to islam.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 12:58 PM (6QcUS)

89 weft cut, ok

that's the only sourcing?

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 12:58 PM (nqBYe)

90 So BCochran....are we still on for "paying dues" on tonight's ONT?

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:58 PM (GQ8sn)

91 Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.

In addition to Sean's point of Jews generally being successful, it's also an Old World sort of mentality. Leftists view Europe as being THE paragon of society, and it's no secret that there is not now nor has there ever been any love lost for Jews in Europe. At one time it was a religious aversion, but as Europe lost its religious underpinnings and became more secular it devolved into being a habit more than anything, driven by greed and centuries old distrust.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 14, 2013 12:58 PM (4df7R)

92 Da Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (uhftQ)

93 #84 Win the 110 meter hurdles at the Olympics.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (wbmaj)

94 ::::73 Que?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:53 PM (0yI6R)

Truman is planning on running screaming into the maw and would like for you and others to help plan what to scream and a battle standard.:@:::

Yeah. Still not getting it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (0yI6R)

95 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:56 PM (UOM4

Yes, because those filthy Israeli Jews love their children and would rather the terrorists die.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (GsoHv)

96 Hagel? I'm not worried about him. What's he going to do? Kill us all?

Posted by: The Jews in the Dept of State at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (l3vZN)

97 Use their foreskin to protect their fingers when twisting a bottle cap off a beer. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM

Thanks, EoJ. Thanks.

I just finished mopping a Smart Water flood off my desk.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (F3G1y)

98 Brennan has referred to Jerusalem as "al Quds" on more than one occasion, so I don't know why anyone would believe he might be a muzzie convert.

/s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (UOM48)

99 92 Da Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (uhftQ)

Da Barrelllllllllllllllll!!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (l86i3)

100 Well, converting to Islam is pretty easy. I think all you gotta do is say "Candyman" like 3 times in a row or something like that.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 14, 2013 01:00 PM (1rU+d)

101 weft cut, ok

that's the only sourcing?

Posted by: ette


This was the original link someone coughed up here. There may be another site with similar info.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2013 01:00 PM (acamJ)

102 Anything they can't do...
---
Eat bacon!

Posted by: sTevo at February 14, 2013 01:00 PM (L7std)

103 Get in the fuckin barrel, Tilikum.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 01:00 PM (0yI6R)

104 Yeah. Still not getting it.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (0yI6R)


He starting a Republican PAC

In Massachusetts.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (F3G1y)

105 try to find time today to check the rumor out.

have to make a few runs around town.

see everyone later.

Posted by: ette at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (nqBYe)

106 Worst part; American Jews are head over heels in love with Obama and therefore could give a fig about Israel.

The silence from that group and mainstream Jewish lobbyist groups is deafening.

Posted by: marcus at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (GGCsk)

107
I got blaster and heather. Nobody else? AtC? EoJ? PA?

OK, TrumN, I'll take a look too.

Give me a few minutes to send you an email.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (+z4pE)

108 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (0yI6R)

Yeah....about that image....thanks so much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (GsoHv)

109 Da Barrelllllllllllllllll!!!!
Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally
***


Fine. I'm going. Can I at least get some mouthwash this time?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (uhftQ)

110
He starting a Republican PAC



In Massachusetts.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (F3G1y

Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (UOM48)

111 I knew a Jew once, it was way back, but I think he was one a' dem eyetalian Jews. like my friend who's a black-eyetalian..I think eyetalians loves the exotica.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (XLuH2)

112 Chuckie: "Gentlemen, you can't fight here. This is the War Room!"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (wbmaj)

113 :::104 Yeah. Still not getting it.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (0yI6R)

He starting a Republican PAC

In Massachusetts.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (F3G1y):::

That seems... quixotic.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (0yI6R)

114 I still want to know exactly WHY Ambassador Chris Stevens was in Beghazi that day and what he was discussing with the Turkish Ambassador!

Why was aid and support denied them?

I can only imagine that it was a "secret" arms trading scheme.

Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (/J0Gi)

115 Any man, who posts a long line of Os that emwidens the blog, spends a night in the box

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (8sCoq)

116
90
So BCochran....are we still on for "paying dues" on tonight's ONT?


Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:58 PM (GQ8sn)


Hell yes.


Truman is planning on running screaming into the maw
and would like for you and others to help plan what to scream and a
battle standard.:@:::



Yeah. Still not getting it.



Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:59 PM (0yI6R)


Truman's trying get a conservative pac off the ground in mass. Needs some help.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (da5Wo)

117 Can't we "Swift Boat" Chuckie?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (wbmaj)

118 I just filled out the paperwork for my PAC and I'm going to go set up the bank account now. I'm going to email a letter to a long list of folks who got woken up by the tea party and so forth to announce our existence. I want morons and ettes to read it, edit it, make suggestions.

Please assist me here. I'm only one stupid, lazy man.

If anyone wants to look, email me and identify your screen name here.

sanderson 2208 @ gmail . com

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (kWx48)

119 Megyn Kelly is discussing Hagel now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:03 PM (UOM48)

120 Posted by: @PurpAv at February 14, 2013 01:00 PM (1rU+d)

Close.....

Beetlejuice!....Beetlejuice!....Beetlejuice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2013 01:03 PM (GsoHv)

121 Joos.Is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (GQ8sn


Pull back foreskin.

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2013 01:03 PM (GULKT)

122
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (0yI6R)

Yeah....about that image....thanks so much.


That's a dockin'.

Posted by: Jasper at February 14, 2013 01:03 PM (6QcUS)

123 Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews?

Say you were on the wrong side of everything. Up comes Benjamin Netanyahu and the cameras are on...

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 01:03 PM (FcR7P)

124 106...Crazy isn't it.

Posted by: sTevo at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (jTr5F)

125 >I still want to know exactly WHY Ambassador Chris Stevens was in Beghazi that day and what he was discussing with the Turkish Ambassador!


my theory is it had something to do with all the unsecured weapons lying around after Kaddafy's death, and what to do about them- like maybe getting them in the hands of insurgents in Syria

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (8sCoq)

126 Hell yes.


It's on like Donkey Kong!!!

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (GQ8sn)

127 #84 Breakdance

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (wbmaj)

128 whenever things are fucked up in your country, and you can't fix it, blame a Jew. Ask Germany, every Arab country in the ME, Eastern bloc countries, Russia.

If you are a Jew, and you want to be cool and accepted, and you think you must assimilate totally, then you may chose to reject all things Jewish that prevent that. Thus the large number of liberal American Jews (BIRM) that hate Israel. Too Jewish. (BTW I am Jewish)

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (Dnbau)

129
119
Megyn Kelly is discussing Hagel now.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:03 PM (UOM4





Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (da5Wo)

130 No no no, the Bavarian Illuminati control State, the Jews control the Federal Reserve! Get your facts straight!

Posted by: Alex Jones at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

131 That seems... quixotic.Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (0yI6R)

Indeed.

However, I admire people who put their effort behind their principles.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (F3G1y)

132
This happened in 2007. That was eons ago. We don't care about historical references. History for us is this week's sound bites. Period.

Posted by: Liberal Historical Revisionists at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (vbh31)

133 #119 I'm discussing doing Megyn Kelly now. It's as close as I'll get.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (wbmaj)

134 Does anyone remember that the first head of state Barry called after his first election was the Turkish PM? Apparently, they're BFFs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (UOM48)

135
When I said the State Department was run by the Jews, I meant the kosher deli in the State Department was run by Jews.

Why, some of my best friends are Jews, like my banker and the guy that runs my favorite jewelry store.

-Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Marmo at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (QW+AD)

136 However, I admire people who put their effort behind their principles.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (F3G1y)


True pioneers and innovators. Or, fucking batshit crazy. You know, either way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (da5Wo)

137 What do you military guys think of the new medals being created for non-combatants, like drone pilots, etc? Link to USA Today below:

http://tinyurl.com/bscffoz

Posted by: Pyrocles at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (cv5Iw)

138 3
Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.

I'm not a fan of a lot of things, but they have a true deep seeded HATE!!!!! for them.


Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM

What's puzzling is that a sizable majority of Jews are leftists, vote straight Dem tickets, support socialism and even communism, and detest anyone to the right of Noam Chomsky

Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (mCvL4)

139 What do you military guys think of the new medals being created for
non-combatants, like drone pilots, etc? Link to USA Today below:

http://tinyurl.com/bscffoz



See this morning's Gabe thread.

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 01:06 PM (GQ8sn)

140 No no no, the Bavarian Illuminati control State, the Jews control the Federal Reserve! Get your facts straight!
Posted by: Alex Jones at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (RD7QR)



Turtles, man, turtles. All the way down.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 14, 2013 01:06 PM (VtjlW)

141 Happy Valentines Day, Hadji!

Posted by: L, elle at February 14, 2013 01:06 PM (0PiQ4)

142 Joos.Is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (GQ8sn


Play basketball.

Posted by: South Park at February 14, 2013 01:07 PM (GULKT)

143 137
What do you military guys think of the new medals being created for
non-combatants, like drone pilots, etc? Link to USA Today below:

http://tinyurl.com/bscffoz




They're pretty pissed about it at Blackfive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:07 PM (UOM48)

144 Megyn Kelly or Kirsten Powers? I'll take Kirsten. Does that make me a bad person or just a person with bad taste?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:07 PM (wbmaj)

145 Do I get to carve my intials inside the barrel?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:07 PM (uhftQ)

146 Great article in Yesterday's Jerusalem Post about what the head of the ZOA ( Zionist Organization of America) Klein about how America Jews and the Democratic Jews in Congress are acting scared little jew boys and refuse to go after hagel and are being to told "to shut up because JOOOOS can't be seen to be behind derailng" hagel's nomination. Believe me, from someone who knows, that is exactly how many democratic Jews feel as they hide in their closets and tremble in fear. I am sure the article is also at the ZOA website also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 14, 2013 01:08 PM (9Bj8R)

147 Jews invented Soda Stream, the Israeli Bandage, and hot IDF girls. Hot fighting Jews who make their own soda and drink it in as big a glass as they want to.

Bloomberg's nightmare

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:08 PM (Dnbau)

148 Megyn Kelly or Kirsten Powers? I'll take Kirsten. Does that make me a bad person or just a person with bad taste?


Hahaha!!! You're sloppy seconds to none other than......

...Anthony Weiner!!!

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 01:08 PM (GQ8sn)

149
That's a dockin'.

Posted by: Jasper at February 14, 2013 01:03 PM (6QcUS)


Did someone say Dokken?

http://scoamf.us/6P

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 01:08 PM (xmcEQ)

150 #145 I couldn't find any room for mine.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:08 PM (wbmaj)

151 >What do you military guys think of the new medals being created for
non-combatants, like drone pilots, etc? Link to USA Today below:



brave new world-- the tip of the spear is sometimes operated by remote control now

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 01:08 PM (8sCoq)

152 Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (mCvL4)

To be precise, the Left hates Jews who are one or more of the following:

1. Religious.
2. Traditional.
3. Self-reliant.
4. anti-communitarian.

So, that describes conservative and orthodox Jews in America, and all of Israel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2013 01:09 PM (GsoHv)

153 So far I've only seen one far left Jew in America break away publicly from the love for Palis and hate for Israel, and that's Alan Dershowitz

The other leftist Jews are just like the sonderkommando at Auschwitz

Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2013 01:09 PM (mCvL4)

154 Do I get to carve my intials inside the barrel?

It's mandatory.

Pour encourager les autres

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:09 PM (F3G1y)

155 #148 Problem solved. I just hacked off my penis.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:09 PM (wbmaj)

156 More out there on this idiot? Don't count on those turds floating to the surface if Obammy can help it..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 14, 2013 01:09 PM (Q8Pu5)

157
#148 Problem solved. I just hacked off my penis.


Hello, Mr. Sea Slug!!!

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 01:10 PM (GQ8sn)

158 LOL

We're taking over the MA GOP as we speak. It's only a letter of weeks or maybe months. I'm doing my part. I want your help.

Into the bank... See you guys later

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 01:10 PM (kWx48)

159 Eric Cantor

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:10 PM (Dnbau)

160 #148 Problem solved. I just hacked off my penis.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia
***


How does that help?

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 14, 2013 01:10 PM (uhftQ)

161 Megyn Kelly or Kirsten Powers? I'll take Kirsten. Does that make me a bad person or just a person with bad taste?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:07 PM (wbmaj)


It just means that you have a weird grudge fuck fantasy for liberals. No worries.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 01:11 PM (xmcEQ)

162 :::However, I admire people who put their effort behind their principles. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:04 PM (F3G1y) True pioneers and innovators. Or, fucking batshit crazy. You know, either way.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (da5Wo) :::

Yeah, let's give'r a whirl.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 01:11 PM (CJjw5)

163 This hagel nomination is like a good fight. Just when I think he's done it looks like hell get confirmed. And just when I think he may make it through something like this shows up. I think it's prbly 25 Pct chance he gets confirmed at this point.

Posted by: SH at February 14, 2013 01:11 PM (K7W+A)

164 Even Israeli born Natalie Portman has "got her mind right" when it comes to how Hollywood leftists are supposed to see Israel and Palis and now spouts the usual leftist garbage

Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2013 01:11 PM (mCvL4)

165 TrumanN, you've got mail.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 14, 2013 01:12 PM (+z4pE)

166 What do you military guys think of the new medals being created for non-combatants, like drone pilots, etc?

Cheapening other accomplishments, generate resentment within the military... what's not to love?

Posted by: Il Douche at February 14, 2013 01:12 PM (FcR7P)

167 Yeah, let's give'r a whirl.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 01:11 PM (CJjw5)


Lot a people end up married that way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:12 PM (da5Wo)

168 Politically Conservative Jews

20) Jeff Jacoby: Columnist
19) Jennifer Rubin: Columnist and blogger for the Washington Post
1 Lucianne Goldberg: Lucianne.com
17) Ben Shapiro: Columnist, radio host.
16) Pamela Geller: Blogger, activist, Executive Director of Stop Islamization of America.
15) Ari Fleischer: Former White House Press Secretary, CNN Contributor
14) Ben Stein: American Spectator columnist, actor
13) Ken Mehlman: Former Bush campaign manager, Former RNC Chairman
12) Michael Medved: 3.75 million radio listeners, columnist
11) John Podhoretz: Editor of Commentary, New York Post columnist
10) David Horowitz: FrontPageMagzine, David Horowitz Freedom Center, & Students for Academic Freedom.
9) Dennis Prager: 1.5 radio listeners, columnist
Jonah Goldberg: Columnist
7) Michael Savage: 9 million radio listeners
6) William Kristol: Founder and Editor of the Weekly Standard
5) Charles Krauthammer: Columnist, frequent TV appearances
4) Eric Cantor: House Majority Leader
3) Andrew Breitbart: Breitbart.com, Big Journalism, Big Hollywood, Big Peace.
2) Mark Levin: 8.5 million radio listeners
1) Matt Drudge: Founder of the Drudge Report

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:12 PM (Dnbau)

169 What the heck?! Is that a sea slug organ?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:12 PM (uhftQ)

170 #161. Whew-thank God. I was starting to worry. She'll be bleeding from both ends.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:12 PM (wbmaj)

171 3) Andrew Breitbart: Breitbart.com, Big Journalism, Big Hollywood, Big Peace.


Did not know he was jooish. Same for Drudge.

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 01:13 PM (GQ8sn)

172 "hot IDF girls" Just googled this..thank you much Thunderb.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:13 PM (XLuH2)

173 Lot a people end up married that way.

Thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (F3G1y)

174 Report: Hagel's Brain Is Run By A Colony Of Sea Monkeys

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (uluoH)

175 Ben Stein isnot conservative.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (6QcUS)

176 oh and David Mamet

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (Dnbau)

177 Cantor?

Posted by: SH at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (K7W+A)

178 The next thing the Israeli Jooos will figure out: how to arm flying squid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (UOM48)

179 Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:12 PM (Dnbau)


Don't forget you, me, jj sefton, CBD, the texas Jew, and many others here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (9Bj8R)

180
OK, y'all, I gots errands to run.

BBL

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (+z4pE)

181 From what I understand, Jews chose the wrong shell in the liberals' three-card monte games of religion/atheism/socialism, nation/socialism/multiculturalism, and business/socialism/cronyism.

Posted by: Cadaver Pope Ted Kennedy at February 14, 2013 01:15 PM (Kxz3Y)

182 Let's see here...
Hagel appears to hate the Jews.
Brennen appears to hate the Jews and has at least an affinity for the muzzies.
Obama treats Israel like crap, had a muzzie father, went to poke-e-stahn.

I really don't see any correlation here. We should move on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 14, 2013 01:15 PM (p/cQy)

183 thank you Nevergiveup, lets not ever forget the horde minyan

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:16 PM (Dnbau)

184 What do you military guys think of the new medals being created for non-combatants, like drone pilots, etc?

Look at the size of that thing! A two-inch medal indicating "Thumbs Of Valor"? Might as well start giving out Bronze Stars for "showing great potential".

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 01:16 PM (FcR7P)

185 Hagel appears to hate the Jews.Brennen appears to hate the Jews and has at least an affinity for the muzzies.Obama treats Israel like crap, had a muzzie father, went to poke-e-stahn.I really don't see any correlation here. We should move on.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
***

Don't forget Samantha Powers.
Nope, no trends here.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:16 PM (uhftQ)

186 http://youtu.be/EeC8nTYEwQQ

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 01:16 PM (GQ8sn)

187 What do you military guys think of the new medals being created for
non-combatants, like drone pilots, etc?


Hey, those guys face the kinds of combat dangers never before seen. No one knows how bravely they fought in the face of carpal tunnel syndrome and hemorrhoids



Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2013 01:16 PM (mCvL4)

188 >The next thing the Israeli Jooos will figure out: how to arm flying squid.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:14 PM (UOM4

is squid kosher?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 01:17 PM (8sCoq)

189
Hagel appears to hate the Jews.
Brennen appears to hate the Jews and has at least an affinity for the muzzies.
Obama treats Israel like crap, had a muzzie father, went to poke-e-stahn.



It'd be a good time to remind people that the LA Times still has the unreleased Obama / Khalidi Sex Tape.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 01:18 PM (6QcUS)

190 is squid kosher?
Posted by: Jones in CO
***

It's not halaal.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:18 PM (uhftQ)

191 Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.
Posted by: © Sponge


My guess is that it entirely revolves around Israel, the state the Left fashions into an 'apartheid state.' US leftists obviously don't have a problem with Jewish politicians or US Jews in general. So are left with the insane demonization of Israel.

Israel plays the bad guy in the Left's favorite melodrama, Successful Rich Guy Vs. The Poor Oppressed.

Add in a dose of 'The Enemy of My Enemy..," and presto, the Muslims, who can be as observant to Islam as Jews are to Judaism, are the Left's pets. It's not a matter that Judaism has rules and strictures, etc.

The Left always picks purported victims of Western aggression and success, and uses them as avatars to tear us down. Exoticism and Oikophobia humping into the future.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2013 01:18 PM (acamJ)

192 squid is not kosher

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 01:19 PM (8sCoq)

193 squid is not kosher
Posted by: Jones in CO
***

It is chewey tho.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:20 PM (uhftQ)

194 Medals for Drone Pilots

this will sound awful, and I am not trying to detract from their awesome contribution in this new type of war fighting, but I hope they are coming up with a different kind of medal for them.

Not combat medals. They are not operating under extreme physical risk.

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:20 PM (Dnbau)

195 Off topic thread, but on-topic day: A Valentine's Day poem by Dorothy Parker for all the moronettes out there.

Unfortunate Coincidence
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying ---
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.

Posted by: David (NOT Dave!), infamous sockpuppet at February 14, 2013 01:21 PM (jvdNh)

196 yeah i was always of the impression that State was not all that sympathetic toward Israel.

not that anything like this will matter for Hagel's supporters, who take it as an article of faith that everything they don't like about U.S. foreign policy isn't because of perspectives they happen to disagree with, but teh Zionist manipulation. thing is i dunno how Iraq, whatever one thinks of it, had any meaningful impact on Israeli security. it's lazy thinking.

Posted by: JDP at February 14, 2013 01:21 PM (60GaT)

197 Not combat medals. They are not operating under extreme physical risk.

Ummm, they rank it in precedence above the Bronze Star.

This is the problem most people have with it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:21 PM (F3G1y)

198 this will sound awful, and I am not trying to detract from their awesome
contribution in this new type of war fighting, but I hope they are
coming up with a different kind of medal for them.


EoJ suggested they get something akin to the CIA star. Secret and no one will know about it, which is the way I want our drone program to be.

Posted by: EC at February 14, 2013 01:21 PM (GQ8sn)

199 OT - but

TFG goes pew pew pew


http://tinyurl.com/b5hlzg3

Posted by: RWC at February 14, 2013 01:21 PM (fWAjv)

200 The bottom line is that Hagel is not suited, by experience, native ability, or apparently temperament, to be the Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 14, 2013 01:21 PM (QupBk)

201 Remember, we liberals have the preternatural ability to manipulate reality in the advancement of our agenda.

Posted by: Liberal Historical Revisionists at February 14, 2013 01:22 PM (vbh31)

202 Why won't Netanyahu unleash hell?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:22 PM (wbmaj)

203 My guess is that it entirely revolves around Israel

I bet you can find hatred of Jews before 1948.

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 01:22 PM (FcR7P)

204 200 The bottom line is that Hagel is not suited, by experience, native ability, or apparently temperament, to be the Secretary of Defense.

These days that is good enough to be President.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:23 PM (F3G1y)

205 no body from State on my list tho

Just discovered George Allen of VA is Jewish. I had no clue. Still not sure I believe it

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:24 PM (Dnbau)

206 Obama's motives vis a vis the military are plain as day. Too bad we're represented by The Party of Stupid (tm).

Posted by: Tonic Dog at February 14, 2013 01:24 PM (X/+QT)

207 I bet you can find hatred of Jews before 1948.

No way.

Posted by: King Manuel I of Portugal at February 14, 2013 01:24 PM (QupBk)

208 Can we have a solo Flying Squid thread (will someone mention it to Ace?) ? ya know stalking/hunting tips, fileting methods, recipes, I mean here even differenet types of flying squid? I'm not sure all are edible. I mean there seems to be a lot of interest.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:24 PM (XLuH2)

209 #200 He's simply not articulate enough. Period.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:24 PM (wbmaj)

210 As hire As.
Bs hire Cs.

Obama is no A. (Or even B for that matter.)

Posted by: Tonic Dog at February 14, 2013 01:25 PM (X/+QT)

211 Posted by: David (NOT Dave!), infamous sockpuppet at February 14, 2013 01:21 PM (jvdNh)


Dorothy Parker is one of my literary heros.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:25 PM (l86i3)

212 So, "they" got to Drew too.

Posted by: the german-american bund cake at February 14, 2013 01:25 PM (ORGYc)

213 Just discovered George Allen of VA is Jewish. I had no clue. Still not sure I believe it

I think his Mom was Jewish.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:25 PM (F3G1y)

214 Chuck Hagel eats paste

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:26 PM (Dnbau)

215 3
Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.

I'm not a fan of a lot of things, but they have a true deep seeded HATE!!!!! for them.


Posted by: © Sponge at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (xmcEQ)

The left likes loosers - david and goliath if you will. Figure out who the weak party is and that is who they will support. It will not matter if the behavior and beliefs of the loveable loser is antithetical to theirs either.

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at February 14, 2013 01:26 PM (4eNxd)

216 Why are they creating new medals?



I would think that there are existing medals that would cover their service.




http://tinyurl.com/ynoebx

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:26 PM (da5Wo)

217 The bottom line is that Hagel is not suited, by experience, native ability, or apparently temperament, to be the Secretary of Defense.

You don't have to sell me twice- I'll take him!

Posted by: Barky O at February 14, 2013 01:26 PM (FcR7P)

218 Part of me is "Jewish", but I had no say in the matter. (rimshot)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:26 PM (uhftQ)

219
>>Flying Squid thread (will someone mention it to Ace?) ? ya know stalking/hunting tips, fileting methods, recipes, I mean here even differenet types of flying squid?


If it flies, it dies.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 01:26 PM (6QcUS)

220 Chuck Hagel spins and spins until he falls down and then he laughs and laughs

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:26 PM (Dnbau)

221 #213 I think his macaca was jewish.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:26 PM (wbmaj)

222 ouch! correct that: losers

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at February 14, 2013 01:27 PM (4eNxd)

223 Raisins are an affront to G-d and must be destroyed with fire from the skies.

Posted by: the quaker's oats guy (drone division) at February 14, 2013 01:27 PM (ORGYc)

224 Flying Squid thread (will someone mention it to Ace?) ? ya know stalking/hunting tips, fileting methods, recipes, I mean here even differenet types of flying squid?


Egg wash, panko and a deep fryer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:27 PM (l86i3)

225 Is this blog taking fukkin' FOREVER for anyone else to load?

Posted by: maddogg at February 14, 2013 01:27 PM (OlN4e)

226 If it flies, it dies.
Posted by: garrett
***

That explains the dead hang glider pilot.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:28 PM (uhftQ)

227 Is this blog taking fukkin' FOREVER for anyone else to load?
Posted by: maddogg at February 14, 2013 01:27 PM (OlN4e)


Nope, my Mac will not allow that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:28 PM (l86i3)

228 Chuck Hagel holds the bottle rocket in his hand on the fourth of July like its a sparkler, and sometimes forgets let go

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:28 PM (Dnbau)

229 It will not matter if the behavior and beliefs of the loveable loser is antithetical to theirs either.

----

See also: Burka, Clitorectomy, and Honor Killing.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2013 01:28 PM (nELVU)

230 Sammy Davis, Jr. was Jewish. That's enough for me. Those Jews sure can sing and dance.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:28 PM (wbmaj)

231 If it flies, it dies.

Then it gets bathed in beer batter, fried to a golden brown, and served with a housemade garlic aioli.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 14, 2013 01:28 PM (/kI1Q)

232 Hagel..
rhymes
with bagel. coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:28 PM (XLuH2)

233 Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.
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I'm still wonder how they even recognize them. Somehow they instantly know who is jewish.

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 01:29 PM (A7Wh1)

234 Chuck Hagel eats his boogers when he thinks no one is looking

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:29 PM (Dnbau)

235 saying the Jews run State is like saying the Quakers are secretly running the CIA's drone program.

Why, hello there!

Posted by: Robot Nixon at February 14, 2013 01:29 PM (XvHmy)

236 garlic aioli.

MMMMMM!!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:29 PM (l86i3)

237 Popcorn squid

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:29 PM (uhftQ)

238 I bet you can find hatred of Jews before 1948.

Posted by: t-bird


Of course, and for the most part the antisemitism was shared by both US parties and most of Europe and the Mid-east prior to WWII.

Prior to the Zionist movement (Herzl, etc) , Jews were the #1 Other, aka The Wandering Jew. That kind of phenomena didn't have a particular political delineation, AFAIK.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2013 01:30 PM (acamJ)

239
>>Those Jews sure can sing and dance. <<

Ethiopian Shim-Sham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRB3U8koygY

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 01:30 PM (6QcUS)

240 Chuck Hagel farts in elevators

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:30 PM (Dnbau)

241 I don't mind them having a medal for drone jockeys, but not one that ranks up with something for valor or bravery under fire.

Hell, we had medals (campaign ribbons) for just being overseas and another for not fucking up (meritorius service medal).

Posted by: jwest at February 14, 2013 01:30 PM (ZDsRL)

242 Hegel and Marx? Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:30 PM (wbmaj)

243 Non-jews all have jew-dar.

Posted by: Cadaver Pope Ted Kennedy at February 14, 2013 01:30 PM (Kxz3Y)

244 Every breath jew take
And every move jew make
Every bond jew break, every step jew take
I'll be watching jew

Every single day
And every word jew say
Every game jew play, every night jew stay
I'll be watching jew

Oh, can't jew see
jew belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step jew take
Every move you make
Every vow jew break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
I'll be watching jews

Since jew've gone I've been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see jew face
I look around, but it's jew I can't replace
I feel so cold, and I long for jew embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please,
Oh, can't jew see
jew belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step jew take
Every move jew make
Every vow jew break
Every smile jew fake, every claim jew stake
I'll be watching jew
Every move jew make, every step jew take
I'll be watching jew
I'll be watching jew



I'll be watching jew
I'll be watching jew
I'll be watching jew
I'll be watching jew
I'll be watching jew
I'll be watching jew
I'll be watching jew
I'll be watching jew

Posted by: Check Got no Jew on Me Hagel at February 14, 2013 01:30 PM (+OTLF)

245 Hey, I upgraded that kid's computer to 4 Gigs and got the dustballs out of his joystick. Shouldn't I get a medal, too?

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 01:31 PM (FcR7P)

246 1 Is there any doubt at this point that Hagel is an idiot?
Any at all???
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (F3G1y)


He's our man!!!

Posted by: David Plouffe at February 14, 2013 01:31 PM (jfUIE)

247 Yeah, no way.

207
I bet you can find hatred of Jews before 1948.



No way.

Posted by: King Manuel I of Portugal at February 14, 2013 01:24 PM (QupBk)

Posted by: The Prophet Muhammed at February 14, 2013 01:31 PM (cv5Iw)

248 when he is at home alone, Chuck Hagel puts his underwear on his head and wanders around

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:31 PM (Dnbau)

249 Are flying squid kosher?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 14, 2013 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)

250 Hell, we had medals (campaign ribbons) for just being overseas and another for not fucking up (meritorius service medal).





Posted by: jwest at February 14, 2013 01:30 PM (ZDsRL)


Don't forget the Good Conduct Medal!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (da5Wo)

251 Here's a romantic Valentine's day picture, complete with lyrics:

http://tinyurl.com/amyxg55

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (Qxe/p)

252 Lets see, jewish are 1% of the US population, and they look like any other person. And somehow a lib can spot them at 100 yards.

Posted by: Whatev at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (A7Wh1)

253 One time, Chuck Hagel got stuck in the dog door

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (Dnbau)

254 Don't forget the Good Conduct Medal!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (da5Wo)

That was one of my two medals. The Skipper laughed when he pinned it on me.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (l86i3)

255 Mmmm...I had grilled squid at a Greek place in Chicago once...

Damn. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (UOM48)

256 when he is at home alone, Chuck Hagel puts his underwear on his head and wanders around
Posted by: Thunderb
***

And sings, "wiggle it, just a little bit".

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (uhftQ)

257 Testing Testing

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:33 PM (Ug9zL)

258 236garlic aioli.

MMMMMM!!!!Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:29 PM (l86i3)garlic areola? sounds interesting...

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:33 PM (XLuH2)

259 Testing Testing

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:33 PM (Ug9zL)
---Please stop. You are hurting me.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 14, 2013 01:33 PM (eEfYn)

260 February 14, 2013 01:29 PM (l86i3)garlic areola? sounds interesting...
Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:33 PM (XLuH2)


You should watch the cooking channel a little more.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:34 PM (l86i3)

261 5 Teh Jooooos gave us Windows 8.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 12:42 PM (da5Wo)


Ah yes, the OS that, if you know windows in and out, is still light years better than anything else on the market.

For those that casually use a PC, good luck

Signed,

Teh Cajun Carrot JOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/sarc


Seriously though,

Windows is notorious for doing a feature dump release then a consolidating and tweaking release. i.e. Windows vista -> 7, windows me -> windows xp

fucking... windows... me....

Posted by: Long Shanks at February 14, 2013 01:34 PM (UZQM8)

262 I'm wondering if there'll ever be a recruitment of kamakaze drone pilots.

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:34 PM (Ug9zL)

263
I would oppose a filibuster on the Let It Burn principle.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 14, 2013 01:34 PM (mJkp9)

264 if you put a blanket over Chuck Hagel's head, he thinks you can't see him

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:34 PM (Dnbau)

265 Megyn Kelly or Kirsten Powers? I'll take Kirsten. Does that make me a bad person or just a person with bad taste?

Probably both.

I still relish the day when Kelly made Kirsten cry on air.

"You clearly, don't know what you are talking about!"

That was fuckin'AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2013 01:34 PM (/J0Gi)

266 I SEE JEW PEOPLE!!

Posted by: Hagel at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (AWmfW)

267

/F5

Posted by: soothsayer on the main page at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (FC8Yl)

268 Recently overheard-Chuck Hagel: "Anybody got any good Jew jokes?"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (wbmaj)

269 O/T I have a sweet son. Sent me a dozen red roses, a box of chocolates, and some bubble bath with a card that read, "I love you more than ever. Miss you and can't wait to see you again."

I'm still sniffling.

Husband said, "Damn him. He raised the bar again."

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (UOM48)

270 Posted by: The Prophet Muhammed

Copycat.

Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar II at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (/kI1Q)

271 >Are flying squid kosher?

I googled it- NO

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (8sCoq)

272
>>I'm wondering if there'll ever be a recruitment of kamakaze drone pilots.<<


The Curb Your Enthusiasm with the Kamikazee Pilot (Kevin Nealon's FiL) is hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (6QcUS)

273 Don't forget the Good Conduct Medal!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (da5Wo)


I ended up with a Presidential Unit Citation and an Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal.

At the time, I just assumed it was for not fucking up too bad.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (Qxe/p)

274 Okay, everyone who asked for mail has got themselves mail.

I'll pester your asses later on today for more soul-crushing criticisms.

Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (kWx48)

275 "You clearly, don't know what you are talking about!"

That was fuckin'AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2013 01:34 PM (/J0Gi)


Kelly was pregnant and hormonal like a MFr. I saw that. She chewed her ass up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (l86i3)

276 Testing Testing Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:33 PM (Ug9zL)

---Please stop. You are hurting me.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 14, 2013 01:33 PM (eEfYn)


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Courage!

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:36 PM (Ug9zL)

277
You should watch the cooking channel a little more.Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:34 PM LMAO...now my broken leg hurts and it's fucking worth it.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:36 PM (XLuH2)

278 #265 I am forever stained and shamed by the fact that Anthony's wiener got there first.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:36 PM (wbmaj)

279 IT'S THE JOOOOOOOS!!!....Yayyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 14, 2013 01:36 PM (U2zA5)

280
Damn, no love for the History of the World Pt. I link?

Sometimes it's like I don't even know you morons.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 01:37 PM (6QcUS)

281 3244 Wait, is that from "Jewchronicity?"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:37 PM (wbmaj)

282 That was one of my two medals. The Skipper laughed when he pinned it on me.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (l86i3)


Good buddy of mine was enlisted Navy for a long damn time. We got invited to the ceremony where he became a Mustang Officer. Very serious, very formal. What I didn't know was that they actually discharge you from the Navy and then turn right around and commission you. (I prob fucking up the terminology, but you get it.) Right after he was handed the papers discharging him, his wife yells out "Run Craig! Run now!"

Whole place cracked up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:37 PM (da5Wo)

283 hubby has The Distinguished Flying Cross. They need to find another medal, and not above the Bronze Star.

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:37 PM (Dnbau)

284 I'm still sniffling.

Husband said, "Damn him. He raised the bar again." "F**&'ing over-achiever!"

heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (UOM4


FIFM

Posted by: Long Shanks at February 14, 2013 01:37 PM (UZQM8)

285 Alrighty. Chicken for those who cannot partake of the flying squid.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 14, 2013 01:38 PM (/kI1Q)

286

de-bolded... sorry guys

sock off also.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 14, 2013 01:38 PM (UZQM8)

287 #244
#281
or 244. Nevermind.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:38 PM (wbmaj)

288 Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar II at February 14, 2013 01:35 PM (/kI1Q)

Late comers. All of you.

And besides..... it just started as an innocent family squabble.

Posted by: Isaac and Ishmael at February 14, 2013 01:38 PM (nELVU)

289 wait, I didn't break the blog???


how can this be???


Ace did an update???


KHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 14, 2013 01:38 PM (UZQM8)

290 Lol. Mark Theissen (sp?) just brought up Barry's mispronouncing "corpsman" vs. the dreaded "Drink of Water."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:39 PM (UOM48)

291 lets really go old school, Amalek

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:39 PM (Dnbau)

292 Chuck, you got enough Bayer stock and they don't make that gas anymore.

Give it up, buy some Krupp.

Posted by: Chucky Hagel's investment advisor at February 14, 2013 01:39 PM (wR+pz)

293 What do you call a Jew with half a brain? I don't know. I've never met one.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:39 PM (wbmaj)

294 "Republican political consultant and Hagel supporter George Ajjan . . . .
On his Twitter feed, Ajjan expresses criticism of neoconservatives, Israel, and the war on terror that is commonplace among Hagel supporters."

You know, Republicans need to get smarter about who they hire as consultants.

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 14, 2013 01:40 PM (hHgxI)

295 #290 Wait a minute. I thought Rubio walked on water, not drink it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:40 PM (wbmaj)

296
>>What do you call a Jew with half a brain?


Chuck Schumer

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2013 01:40 PM (6QcUS)

297 I aint never seen no squid fly. I saw a horse fly!

Posted by: Crow #1 at February 14, 2013 01:41 PM (+iUsQ)

298 lets really go old school, Amalek
Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:39 PM (Dnbau)


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I don't know. Was Adam Jewish?

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:41 PM (Ug9zL)

299 Chuck Hagel sneaks into the garage, quietly removes the gas cap, and sniffs the gasoline. Just because. He likes the smell

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:41 PM (Dnbau)

300 293
What do you call a Jew with half a brain?



Anthony Weiner

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:41 PM (UOM48)

301 Hey, it's lunch time, Jew eat?



http://tinyurl.com/292k5qq

Posted by: Chucky Hagel at February 14, 2013 01:42 PM (wR+pz)

302 #290 Wait a minute. I thought Rubio walked on water, not drink it.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:40 PM (wbmaj)


I'm surprised he didn't turn it into wine. Then again that would make him a drunk, they would love to use that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 01:42 PM (l86i3)

303 146--- "...Democratic Jews in Congress are acting scared little jew boys and refuse to go after hagel and are being to told "to shut up because JOOOOS can't be seen to be behind derailng" hagel's nomination. Believe me, from someone who knows, that is exactly how many democratic Jews feel as they hide in their closets and tremble in fear. "

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 14, 2013 01:08 PM (9Bj8R)
-------------------
Heh. Catch 22.
Anti-Zionist (wink!) nominee has claimed that the US is ruled by the Jewish Lobby, which is the standard blather for any anti-Zionist (wink! wink!)
So, if Jewish or pro-Israeli organizations oppose his nomination, he is vindicated!!!!!
Therefore no Jewish organization may oppose him.
Good grief.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 01:42 PM (C8mVl)

304 What do you call a Jew with no brain? Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:42 PM (wbmaj)

305 Jew want some ham???

Posted by: senator bhagel at February 14, 2013 01:42 PM (ORGYc)

306 #296 You're too kind.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:43 PM (wbmaj)

307 I wish someone would ask Schumer, Wasserman-Schultz, Boxer, and the rest of those idiots hat they think of Hagel's comments and if they still support him

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:43 PM (Dnbau)

308 Lol. Mark Theissen (sp?) just brought up Barry's mispronouncing "corpsman" vs. the dreaded "Drink of Water."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:39 PM (UOM4

Oh..... thats going to be loooong list. Corpse man, 57 States, Spread the Wealth Around, bitter clingers, if they bring a knife - we bring a gun, the sweetest sound is the call to prayer......

Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2013 01:44 PM (nELVU)

309 What do you call a Jew with half a brain?


-----------------------------------------


That's easy. A democrat.

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:44 PM (Ug9zL)

310 I'm surprised he didn't turn it into wine. Then again that would make him a drunk

Oh, man, that's perfect. Here's your "Distinguished Comment" award...

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 01:44 PM (FcR7P)

311 Over 300 comments and not a single troll.

Is this some kind of record?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:44 PM (UOM48)

312 ok i hate to get really technical on you guys but will someone please tell me why my response gets 'squished' into the pasted post I'm referencing? i'm tired of looking like and idiot. I've tried blowing on the keyboard and licking the screen. I'm out of answers here.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:44 PM (XLuH2)

313 perhaps its the blowing and the licking that are messy up the works

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:45 PM (Dnbau)

314 Israel runs the Stonecutters.

True story.

Posted by: Sgt. York at February 14, 2013 01:45 PM (gU6mL)

315 I've been having some fun. Sent emails to Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell urging them to vote to confirm Hagel (as they will anyway), saying:

"I'm sure Hagel is the best nominee Obama could find among non-Democrats who so closely matches Obama's stances on Israel and a nuclear Iran. Plus I doubt he could beat Obama at golf. So please vote to confirm Chuckles, I so dearly want to see Democrats stick this stinky piece of dog doo-doo to Bronco Bama's shoe."

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 14, 2013 01:45 PM (hHgxI)

316 Nancy Pelosistein. It's a fact. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:45 PM (wbmaj)

317
i got nothin else T!

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:46 PM (XLuH2)

318 What do you call a jew with a full brain that hates jews?


George Soros.

Posted by: Chucky Hagel at February 14, 2013 01:46 PM (wR+pz)

319 >>>Can someone explain to me the whole reason why liberals really hate Jews? I just don't get it.

I think it all boils down to envy. Liberal's most fundamental motivation is envy. They can't abide that someone else may have more than them. And I think there is a general perception, a stereotype so to speak, that Jews are well off. The fact that this perception may be true because of hard work and discipline - rather than just luck - escapes liberals, who are truly simpleton's in their cognitive processing. Which is a nice way of saying that they are stupid.

Stupid and envious makes for a dangerous combination. All the more reason to 'gun-up'.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 14, 2013 01:46 PM (4x8W0)

320 Anti-Zionist (wink!) nominee has claimed that the US is ruled by the Jewish Lobby, which is the standard blather for any anti-Zionist (wink! wink!) So, if Jewish or pro-Israeli organizations oppose his nomination, he is vindicated!!!!! Therefore no Jewish organization may oppose him. Good grief.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 01:42 PM (C8mVl)


----------------------------------------------------


Chuck Hagel is actually Ron Paul in drag.

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:46 PM (Ug9zL)

321 The WSJ has article that they don't have the votes to confirm Hagel. TFG has to find someone else as Secretary of Defense.
Kerry never accomplished anything in the senate, he won't do anything as SOS except make us look worse than we already do after four years to TFG.

Posted by: CarolT at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (z4WKX)

322 Joe Bidenburg? I looked it up. It's true.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (wbmaj)

323 where are the trolls, bring out the trolls...


they have not gotten their marching orders for meme discipline on the interwebs today

Hagal's going down in flames is forcing them to rework the message of the day

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (Dnbau)

324 @311

It's Valentines day, they are all at the bath houses trying to get picked up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (wR+pz)

325 Okay,

Say the PLO or Hamas gets it's way, murders all the jews in Isreal, and then what?

Do they really think that they will have the support of Damascus, Tehrahn or even fucking Cairo?

Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (/J0Gi)

326 Hagel should just go back to playing Frasier's dad on TV.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (4x8W0)

327 One reason to oppose Hegel is to see the Mother of All Cat Fights -- Samantha Powers vs Michèle Flournoy

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (LBUCy)

328 :::273 Don't forget the Good Conduct Medal!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 14, 2013 01:32 PM (da5Wo)

I ended up with a Presidential Unit Citation and an Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal.

At the time, I just assumed it was for not fucking up too bad.:::

Handful of AAMs, ARCOMs, GCM, OSM (Jeff Was Here) as well as the totally worthless NDSM. The award I was proudest of was my EIB, which I got my first year, and was pinned on by the awesomest general ever, Thomas A. Schwartz. He was a soldier's general.

But nothing, NOTHING, dissolves panties like a man with either the Army Service Ribbon or an NCO Professional Development Ribbon.

And if you have both? Huh! The bitches come to you, man.

The BITCHES. Come to YOU.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (0yI6R)

329 ok i hate to get really technical on you guys but
will someone please tell me why my response gets 'squished' into the
pasted post I'm referencing? i'm tired of looking like and idiot. I've
tried blowing on the keyboard and licking the screen. I'm out of answers
here.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:44 PM (XLuH2)
-----

Because..... fuck you...... that's why.

Posted by: Pixie at February 14, 2013 01:48 PM (nELVU)

330 ok i hate to get really technical on you guys but will someone please
tell me why my response gets 'squished' into the pasted post I'm
referencing? i'm tired of looking like and idiot. I've tried blowing on
the keyboard and licking the screen. I'm out of answers here.


Because the post-1994 tech is still on backorder.

If in doubt, manually insert line breaks (remove spaces)

Quoted text[ br ][ br ]Your response.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 14, 2013 01:48 PM (SY2Kh)

331 Harry Reidenhoffer. Also true. They're fucking everywhere.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:48 PM (wbmaj)

332
I'll bet it's the Jews fucking wih my computer because I'm eyetalian. racists.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:48 PM (XLuH2)

333 Speaking of Kerry. Looks like his wife just made a few billion more today, Heinz stock up 20%. Warren Buffet to buy them.

Looks like a new G-4 for Teressa. No wait, she'll be flying around on our dime in a 747.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 01:49 PM (wR+pz)

334 oh EoJ, you mean the little girl doggies come to you? You got bologna in your pockets?

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:49 PM (Dnbau)

335 thank you Pixie.

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 01:50 PM (XLuH2)

336 I saw a dragon fly!

Posted by: Crow #2 at February 14, 2013 01:50 PM (+iUsQ)

337 #323 That "going down in flames" reference....just too soon, man. I mean after the loss of Dorner and all, just too soon. Sob. Full blown cry.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:50 PM (wbmaj)

338 Ok i hate to get really technical on you guys but will someone please tell me why my response gets 'squished' into the pasted post I'm referencing?
Posted by: Guido


What are you using? PC/Mac, browser?

If a PC, try composing your comment in Notepad first. Then copy and paste to the comment window. If you are doing that, then it's probably your browser.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2013 01:50 PM (acamJ)

339 Handful of AAMs, ARCOMs, GCM, OSM (Jeff Was Here) as well as the totally worthless NDSM. The award I was proudest of was my EIB, which I got my first year, and was pinned on by the awesomest general ever, Thomas A. Schwartz. He was a soldier's general.


------------------------------------------------


During the Vietnam era we used to call the NDSM the "Fireguard Medal".

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 01:50 PM (Ug9zL)

340 Obamaberg, ecchh

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:50 PM (Dnbau)

341 >>>Speaking of Kerry. Looks like his wife just made a few billion more today, Heinz stock up 20%. Warren Buffet to buy them.

Why do they need so much money? Hmmmmm?

Posted by: LGoPs at February 14, 2013 01:51 PM (4x8W0)

342 Chuck Hagel is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2013 01:51 PM (WqKmU)

343 I get the sense Obama and Reid are just going to hold out until Reid is assured he has the votes. Obama probably wouldn't mind going a full term without a Sec Def, after all he can probably be a better Secretary of Defense than any Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: SH at February 14, 2013 01:51 PM (gmeXX)

344 315
I've been having some fun. Sent emails to Patty Murray and Maria
Cantwell urging them to vote to confirm Hagel (as they will anyway),
saying:

"I'm sure Hagel is the best nominee Obama could find
among non-Democrats who so closely matches Obama's stances on Israel and
a nuclear Iran. Plus I doubt he could beat Obama at golf. So please
vote to confirm Chuckles, I so dearly want to see Democrats stick this
stinky piece of dog doo-doo to Bronco Bama's shoe."


Posted by: starboardhelm at February 14, 2013 01:45 PM (hHgxI

*applause*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:51 PM (UOM48)

345 322
Joe Bidenburg? I looked it up. It's true.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:47 PM (wbmaj)

Don't for that Joo Mary in Brattlesberg, VT!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 14, 2013 01:51 PM (wR+pz)

346 I saw a house fly!

Posted by: Crow #3 at February 14, 2013 01:51 PM (+iUsQ)

347 If a PC, try composing your comment in Notepad first. Then copy and
paste to the comment window. If you are doing that, then it's probably
your browser.


And for the love of all that is holy, do NOT copy and paste from MS Word, or you'll be spending some time in the barrel.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 14, 2013 01:52 PM (SY2Kh)

348 I don't know many practicing Jews. All the ones I know are secular and are big libs.

Posted by: navybrat at February 14, 2013 01:52 PM (4qgle)

349 Hagel picks up the mouse to his computer and points it at the screen like a remote control. He thinks its broken.

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:53 PM (Dnbau)

350 333
Speaking of Kerry. Looks like his wife just made a few billion more today, Heinz stock up 20%. Warren Buffet to buy them.




John will get a new harness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2013 01:53 PM (UOM48)

351 But nothing, NOTHING, dissolves panties like a man with either the Army Service Ribbon or an NCO Professional Development Ribbon.

And if you have both? Huh! The bitches come to you, man.

The BITCHES. Come to YOU.


EoJ.... bringin' da funny since 1992.

ASR aka the Respiratory Award Medal. Hi-larious my man.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:53 PM (F3G1y)

352 Really, I bet some of the smarter Democrats (and there are a couple) are hoping the Republicans will do something to save them from confirming Hagel. They sure don't seem to be doing anything to convince any Republicans to support Hagel. And their bluster against filibuster has toned waaaaay down.

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 14, 2013 01:53 PM (hHgxI)

353 I saw a man eating fish.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 14, 2013 01:53 PM (4x8W0)

354 #345 Vermont--Bernie "Colonel" Sanderstein. I knew it. I just knew it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:54 PM (wbmaj)

355 Another Bush Lie.....................When is Presdent Obama going to arrest him and put him in Guamtonimo so he can see first hand what he has done to the poor, innocent Muslims of the world. We hate Bush and support Presdent Obama..............

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 14, 2013 01:54 PM (IkHXL)

356 I am a practicing Jew, not secular, big tits

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:54 PM (Dnbau)

357 @Thunderb,

You have to put your hand in my pocket to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 01:54 PM (0yI6R)

358 John will get a new harness.

That explains the long face.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 14, 2013 01:54 PM (F3G1y)

359 Other things Hagel has said:

Israel controls American Chinese Restaurant take out.

The Jewish Lobby is the money behing the Lincoln, NE school districts PTA.

Looney Tune Cartoons created by Mossad as a covert operation whose purpose is presently unknown.

Posted by: polynikes at February 14, 2013 01:54 PM (m2CN7)

360 #333 I think she pokes his ass with a ketchup bottle. Oh, the anticipation. 69 flavors and all!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:55 PM (wbmaj)

361 It would be hilarious if a few Republicans lied, and said OK we'll for Hagel, just to see if any Democrats break ranks in a panic.

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 14, 2013 01:55 PM (hHgxI)

362 Or is that 69 varieties. Whatever.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:55 PM (wbmaj)

363 I got me an Impact Letter of Appreciation once. Proudest award I ever got.

/

Posted by: LGoPs at February 14, 2013 01:56 PM (4x8W0)

364 O/T but since someone brought up Soros, I read the in the Boston Herald that Soros has some people trying to get dirt on the two republican candidates that have announced they are running for Kerry's seat.
One man contacted refused to give any info on Dan Winslow. Soros wanted records from 1984.

I wish a drone would strike that SOB.

Posted by: CarolT at February 14, 2013 01:57 PM (z4WKX)

365 Don't forget me. I found out that I got that big nose the right way, I was born with it. Course my parents sent me to an Episcopal school, wonder why?

Posted by: Madleine Albright at February 14, 2013 01:57 PM (wR+pz)

366 362---- Or is that 69 varieties. Whatever.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:55 PM (wbmaj)

57. Same as the number of states, silly.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2013 01:57 PM (C8mVl)

367 nood post. Pubs caved. Hagel in

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:58 PM (Dnbau)

368 Did Hagel ever take a sip of water during one of his speeches? Some Democrat should put a hold on his nomination until he answers that vital, potentially career ending, question!

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 14, 2013 01:58 PM (hHgxI)

369 #333 Do Jews use ketchup? They do now.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:58 PM (wbmaj)

370 "...the awesomest general ever, Thomas A. Schwartz. He was a soldier's general."

I've got to disagree. Hank "Gunfighter" Emerson was one colorful sonofabitch. I was in Korea under him at the same time Colin Powel was a battalion commander. Lots of racial shit going on at that time.

Pearl handled revolvers. Liked to rip his shirt off to reveal his T shirt with the next motto or theme underneath.

Posted by: jwest at February 14, 2013 01:58 PM (ZDsRL)

371 359
Other things Hagel has said:



Israel controls American Chinese Restaurant take out.


Only on Sunday!

Posted by: Mr Lee Wong take out at February 14, 2013 01:58 PM (wR+pz)

372 #368 That was water alright for Chuckie. More like Smirnoffs.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 14, 2013 01:59 PM (wbmaj)

373 :::I've got to disagree. Hank "Gunfighter" Emerson was one colorful sonofabitch. I was in Korea under him at the same time Colin Powel was a battalion commander. Lots of racial shit going on at that time. :::

Before my time. What I liked about Schwartz was when he dropped by, he wanted to hear what the NCOs and lower enlisted had to say, not what he already knew the commissioned officers were going to say, which would invariably be something obsequious and self serving.

Smart. You can get a lot of honesty about what's working and what's broken from your non-careerists.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 14, 2013 02:02 PM (0yI6R)

374
347If a PC, try composing your comment in Notepad first. Then copy and
paste to the comment window. If you are doing that, then it's probably
your browser.

And for the love of all that is holy, do NOT copy and paste from MS Word, or you'll be spending some time in the barrel.

Uhhhhh....I wouldn't do that....gotta run....

Posted by: Guido at February 14, 2013 02:04 PM (XLuH2)

375 I gasped when I read the headline to the post.

I shouldn't be surprised but, somehow, they continue to alarm.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 14, 2013 02:08 PM (piMMO)

376 If Kerry gets a new harness, is it for his face?

Posted by: CarolT at February 14, 2013 02:09 PM (z4WKX)

377 Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt

Refresh my memory - this at some point was satire, and at some point was funny, right?

Posted by: akula51 at February 14, 2013 02:19 PM (6VuLZ)

378 Hey Oldsailors Poet, I reviewed your book on Amazon:


"I originally bought this book as an act of charity. The author
participates on a blog that I frequent, he mentioned a few months ago
that he had written a book. "Good for you" I thought, and then moved on.
In the weeks following, I noticed a few people commenting how much they
liked the book. This plus the fact that I had always liked Jack's posts
on the blog led me to but the book. I figured, "Hey, he seems like a
nice guy, I'll throw him a buck or two in royalties".


Boy, am I
glad that I did. What Mr. July has done here is commit a wanton act of
storytelling. The book reads like a tale told by a much loved older
relative, the kind of thing that keeps kids spellbound on the porch of
the family home as a perfect summer evening darkens to night. At times
while I was reading it I almost expected to see the wink of a firefly in
my peripheral vision or to hear the whine of a mosquito as settled onto
my neck for a late evening snack. That's the world Mr. July takes you
to, and the prose is so brisk and compelling that it almost seems that,
to steal a line from the newsreels, "YOU ARE THERE!".


Amy Lynn is
a delightfully charming coming of age story that should replace the
putrid A Separate Peace in middle school classrooms across the nation
(God DAMN you John Knowles, 30+ years later and I still keenly feel the
loss of however many hours I wasted on your excrement). If I had one
complaint it's that the author seems to slightly overuse the deus ex
machina plot device, but it's always in the service of moving the story
forward and can be forgiven. If Mr. July continues to write stories,
however, he might want to keep a close eye on this tendency. Late in the
book, as the story of a simple hillbilly girl has widened onto the
world stage, the President of the United States appears. I laughed out
loud with glee when I realized that what Mr. July had done, giving me at
least in fiction something I had devoutly hoped for in real life.
Thanks for that Mr. July, I loved it.


In short, buy this book. If you don't want to, buy it anyway, it's just that good."


When's the next one coming out?

Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2013 02:20 PM (aH+zP)

379 356
I am a practicing Jew, not secular, big tits

Posted by: Thunderb at February 14, 2013 01:54 PM (Dnbau)

I'm intrigued, about the big tits of course.

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at February 14, 2013 02:22 PM (4eNxd)

380 Posted by: Truman North at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (kWx4

Truman, What do you need to try to get rid of the MA RINOs?

I want conservative republicans to run. I'm sick of the one party system here and then when someone has a R after their name, people think it means conservative. MA has more conservatives than others realize. Every single time Brown voted with the dems, Howie Carrr would get all kinds of calls.
Email me. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at February 14, 2013 02:29 PM (z4WKX)

381 For a group that controls everything the Jewshave a hard time keeping it all secret and eliminating those who bad mouth them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at February 14, 2013 03:31 PM (hLRSq)

382 It's always Israel, isn't it? Israel needs to back off and let somebody else have a turn at secretly running everything. Lichtenstein, maybe. Or Canada.

Posted by: GalosGann at February 14, 2013 04:16 PM (T3KlW)

383
I thought it was run by John "French-looking and I served in Vietnam" Kerry?

Wuz I wrong?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 14, 2013 04:20 PM (1hM1d)

384 Husband said, "Damn him. He raised the bar again.

Well, not everybody gets a mom so sweet as you, Jane!

I am just still astounded that D'OH Boy is doing his thing, regardless of your in-laws.or even you!

He sounds like a prince and I'll bet that Mr. D'oh had some hand in fashioning this fine young man!

Give Mr. D'oh

Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2013 04:40 PM (/J0Gi)






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