Pew Pew Pew Pew

Kind of funny, via @comradearthur.

Posted by: Ace at 08:53 PM



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1 86 shooter.

Posted by: dogfish at February 13, 2013 08:54 PM (N2yhW)

2 Pew!

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 08:54 PM (MMC8r)

3 Oh, Obama.

There is no iron in his words.

Posted by: weew at February 13, 2013 08:55 PM (ElfHn)

4 That was the alpha codename for Star Trek Online....

Pew Pew Pew

Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)

5 AWESOME......

he's like a Mocha Emo Dorky Bill Hickcok

Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 08:56 PM (LRFds)

6 Ha!What a limp wristed douche.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2013 08:56 PM (9XBK2)

7 Dayum!

PA sheriff building force to defend against Fed action:

http://bit.ly/X3VNcm

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 13, 2013 08:56 PM (piMMO)

8 Urkel Unchained.

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 08:56 PM (MMC8r)

9 Barky don't have to cock his peacemakers because the COCK is a peacemaker

Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds)

10 Are those white guys arms on a black man? h

Posted by: Guido at February 13, 2013 08:57 PM (XLuH2)

11 The Good, The Bad, and the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 13, 2013 08:58 PM (9GaPd)

12 7 NDH,

I think Governors should start building state militias....

hire the IDF to consult.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 08:58 PM (LRFds)

13 Won't catch him with an assault Glock though.

Posted by: dogfish at February 13, 2013 08:58 PM (N2yhW)

14 Good to know he can defend himself!

Posted by: Hrothgar - Doom would be my middle name (if I had one) at February 13, 2013 08:58 PM (Cnqmv)

15 Ten Bears would have him buried to his neck by now.

Posted by: weew at February 13, 2013 08:58 PM (ElfHn)

16 10 Guido those are Dunham arms on an Ogabe body

Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 08:58 PM (LRFds)

17 Something actually funny from Funnyordie. Wow.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 09:00 PM (4pNjZ)

18 Yeah, I'd say that's pretty stinky.

Posted by: tcn at February 13, 2013 09:00 PM (VLG62)

19 "Well then I have two guns... One for each of you."

- Barack "I'm your huckleberry" Obama

Posted by: wooga at February 13, 2013 09:00 PM (AHvFO)

20 When it comes to marksmanship, I suppose Calamity Barry can shoot the dot off an i and the cross of a t... if the Bill of Rights were his paper target.

zing! I'm here all week.

Posted by: weew at February 13, 2013 09:00 PM (ElfHn)

21 Kilimanjaro Sam

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2013 09:01 PM (y2eOq)

22 was, were... grammar is for sissies.

Posted by: weew at February 13, 2013 09:01 PM (ElfHn)

23 19 wooga,

you misspelled "dingleberry"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 09:02 PM (LRFds)

24 Looks photoshopped.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 13, 2013 09:02 PM (4cRnj)

25 Making pew pew pew pew noises will probably get a kid expelled these days.

Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 09:02 PM (ZzS+r)

26 Lock, Stock and Two Chooming Barrels

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2013 09:02 PM (y2eOq)

27 Sadly if you put this on a lefty site they wouldn't get that it's making fun of him.

Posted by: Shoot Me at February 13, 2013 09:03 PM (qiXMt)

28 Pretty good. They captured the limpness of his wrists quite well, I thought.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2013 09:03 PM (NEIxp)

29
Video from Barky taking out the Dorner Party yesterday, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 13, 2013 09:03 PM (Jcd0S)

30 16 10 Guido those are Dunham arms on an Ogabe body
Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 08:58 PM (LRFds)
Seriously sven, you're killing me..lol...but now that you mention it the arms looked so familiar.

Posted by: Guido at February 13, 2013 09:04 PM (XLuH2)

31 24 Dr. Spank,

Yes Andrea my sources my CONFIDENTIAL sources say this *may* be a photoshop....

//F Chuck Tard

Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 09:04 PM (LRFds)

32
Take that Garden Gate!

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2013 09:04 PM (y2eOq)

33 Pew, pew, pew?

I thought this thread was gonna be about the Pope.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2013 09:04 PM (qqZuQ)

34 See? The President ain't coming to take your six shooters, no how!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at February 13, 2013 09:04 PM (NEIxp)

35 I'm sure he can work a 'gun' simultaneously with each hand.

Posted by: EROWMER at February 13, 2013 09:04 PM (kxlCQ)

36 That creepy AAMCO commercial? The screaming of the massage therapist haunts me at night when we leave the TV on.

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2013 09:05 PM (/1U3u)

37 You know... I have a .PSD file of that photo with Obama separated from the background as its own layer. I planned to do something funny in Flash or After Effects but I got distracted by life and shit.

Any takers?

Posted by: weew at February 13, 2013 09:05 PM (ElfHn)

38 career ender?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 13, 2013 09:06 PM (8sCoq)

39 This is the video Obama taking out bin Laden, right?

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2013 09:06 PM (/1U3u)

40
After a hard day of selecting and directing drone strikes, "Dead-Eye" Barky takes to the shooting range to hone his wicked awesome skeeter shooting skills.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 13, 2013 09:07 PM (Jcd0S)

41 I'm not giving you a gun until you tell me your name.

-Chief Wiggum

Posted by: Hobo Hooker Waitress Model Actress Wearing Prada Upon Waking at February 13, 2013 09:07 PM (jopHG)

42 Still looks like a maricon to me.

Posted by: Libra at February 13, 2013 09:08 PM (cMWZ+)

43 8 Urkel Unchained.

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 08:56 PM (MMC8r)

--I think we can call this one early.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 09:08 PM (4pNjZ)

44 Seen on FB a pic with Rubio that says DRINKS WATER and a picture of Menendez that says SLEEPS WITH UNDERAGE DOMINICAN HOOKERS. I guess we are supposed to draw some conclusion from that.

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2013 09:09 PM (/1U3u)

45 And note.... he has a LOT more than 10 rounds in those guns... he just keeps shooting!

What.... did he steal the Lone Rangers guns? andddd... are they Registered?

Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at February 13, 2013 09:09 PM (lZBBB)

46 Barak says , while going through a shoot house with Seal team six before the bin laden raid , this is how you do it , boyee .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 13, 2013 09:09 PM (USjX1)

47 I still like the Skeetaur-

http:// patterico.com/files/2013/02/Screen-Shot-2013-02-04-at-8.21.18-PM.png

(take out the extra space)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2013 09:09 PM (qqZuQ)

48 OT
Bummer, I missed the thread where everyone got to mock NBC for their complete and utter failure.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2013 09:10 PM (tAOpG)

49 Wasn't this on his squid hunting expedition in Magabwe? is Magabwe a place.

Posted by: SgGuido at February 13, 2013 09:10 PM (XLuH2)

50 A man's man. Here's a guy that my buddies in Philly relate to. Taking a little time after a tough week to blow off some steam and do a little shooting. This is a guy that wants to take your guns? Ha!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 13, 2013 09:10 PM (UvR6d)

51 shoulda just been bare hands- pointy fingers going pew pew pew

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 13, 2013 09:10 PM (8sCoq)

52 So Barky is doing skeet with revolvers? That's real shooting right there.

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2013 09:10 PM (/1U3u)

53 M4 , shit ,, that's for pussies .
Us OG mfers use single action armys when we throw down .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 13, 2013 09:12 PM (USjX1)

54 .45 long colt , cause that's just how Barry rolls .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 13, 2013 09:15 PM (USjX1)

55 As much as we'd like to mock it, that could be Obama picking off his hapless conservative and Republican foes. When you combine the MFM with LIVs it really is that easy.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2013 09:16 PM (vfB2N)

56 Hope he doesn't break his prissy assed wrists doing that rapid fire shit.

Posted by: Ronster at February 13, 2013 09:16 PM (JgkPs)

57 Just watched trailer for Dead Man Down.

Looks good.

http://deadmandownmovie.com/?Home

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 13, 2013 09:19 PM (piMMO)

58 44
Seen on FB a pic with Rubio that says DRINKS WATER and a picture of
Menendez that says SLEEPS WITH UNDERAGE DOMINICAN HOOKERS. I guess we
are supposed to draw some conclusion from that.

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2013 09:09 PM (/1U3u)


It's a dig at the media.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2013 09:19 PM (X6akg)

59 you know what is awesome about tomorrow? Tomorrow is a Good Day to Die Hard. Yay!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 13, 2013 09:20 PM (RZ8pf)

60 44---" Seen on FB a pic with Rubio that says DRINKS WATER and a picture of Menendez that says SLEEPS WITH UNDERAGE DOMINICAN HOOKERS."
Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2013 09:09 PM (/1U3u)
---------

Hah! Good one!
Shows how deranged the Left's priorities are.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 13, 2013 09:21 PM (C8mVl)

61 Now we need to see Obama hamboning in a Stetson.

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2013 09:23 PM (WM+rJ)

62 That's kind of like "it would be funny if it weren't for the context of the pig-ignorant lying Constitution-hating prig in the picture."

I try to stay funny, but it's getting harder and harder.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 13, 2013 09:24 PM (bxiXv)

63 3:10 to Chooma

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at February 13, 2013 09:25 PM (xLsLu)

64 LMAO at the role-playing in Modern Family. And what Mitchell did when he got drunk.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 09:28 PM (4pNjZ)

65 blaster I just say that picture on FB also.

This is it. Will take you to FB.
http://tinyurl.com/bbmow8f

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2013 09:29 PM (Hp320)

66 Fa koba ma

Posted by: sTevo at February 13, 2013 09:33 PM (VMcEw)

67 65 blaster I just say that picture on FB also.

This is it. Will take you to FB.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2013 09:29 PM (Hp320)


Oh, look! A nonsensical delusional lefty commenter who misses both of the points. Actually, I think they missed three out of two.

What a surprise.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 13, 2013 09:34 PM (bxiXv)

68 Two fisting is cool. Hi rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 13, 2013 09:35 PM (l86i3)

69 OMG now I have to go to the store to buy more brain bleach.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 13, 2013 09:36 PM (bxiXv)

70 Baclint Eastbamawood

But the chair is still empty.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 13, 2013 09:36 PM (+OTLF)

71 Oh, look! A nonsensical delusional lefty commenter
who misses both of the points. Actually, I think they missed three out
of two.



What a surprise.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 13, 2013 09:34 PM (bxiXv)


Yeah, Ben's a little delusional.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2013 09:36 PM (X6akg)

72 Yeah Ben has not yet plumbed the full depths of Progressive-Socialist insanity. But he is tirelessly working at it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2013 09:37 PM (Hp320)

73 Yeah, Ben's a little delusional.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2013 09:36 PM (X6akg)


I Did Not Know that the FBI was a "right wing blog."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 13, 2013 09:38 PM (bxiXv)

74 He shoots like my Magic. And they got their asses handed to them by Atlanta tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 13, 2013 09:38 PM (+z4pE)

75 72 Yeah Ben has not yet plumbed the full depths of Progressive-Socialist insanity. But he is tirelessly working at it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2013 09:37 PM (Hp320)

--It was a nice trick the Left did, getting ordinary people --nobodys like Ben-- to apologize for powerful people and trust the government unconditionally.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 09:40 PM (4pNjZ)

76 I am sure you republicans are going to claim that this is fake too. You wingnuts never disappoint.


Posted by: Jordan at February 13, 2013 09:40 PM (+OTLF)

77 Wow just noticed my hash is now a Hewlett Packard product....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 13, 2013 09:40 PM (Hp320)

78
Anna Puma.....laser printer.

Catch the feevah.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at February 13, 2013 09:41 PM (Md8Uo)

79 I am sure you republicans are going to claim that this is fake too. You wingnuts never disappoint.

***

Damnit!

You disappeared about the same time as Chris "Jordan" Dorner.

We were sure Ace sending you packing had sent you off the deep end.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 13, 2013 09:43 PM (piMMO)

80 MKH thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 13, 2013 09:43 PM (piMMO)

81 Rubio tweeted this about an hour ago



@marcorubio

Quench your thirst for conservative leadership? Order a bottle now http://tinyurl.com/csj4lbs

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2013 09:48 PM (X6akg)

82 Socialism sucks, at best.
Kill the alien!
Live free, or die.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 13, 2013 09:48 PM (1V6Pv)

83 test

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more Assault & at February 15, 2013 03:52 PM (FsUAO)






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