Congressman Steve Cohen Tweets "ilu" -- Usually Meaning "I Love You" -- to 24 Year Old Coed/Model/"Friend"

Yes, he's a Democrat.

Rep. Steve Cohen repeatedly tweeted, and then deleted, messages to a woman on Twitter who his office is calling “the daughter of a longtime friend” and who has the same name as a Texas State University blonde bombshell featured in a college co-ed calendar.

In a Tuesday night message ahead of President Obama’s State of the Union address, a Twitter user named Victoria Brink tweeted to the Tennessee Democrat, “just saw you on tv!”

According to a tweet captured by the nonpartisan Sunlight Foundation’s Politiwoops site, Cohen replied to Brink, “pleased u r watching. Ilu” The tweet was deleted after three minutes.

Both Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary.com define “ilu” as Internet slang for either “I love you” or “I like you.”

In another message sent Wednesday morning, Cohen wrote again to Brink on Twitter: “nice to know you were watchin SOTU (state of the union.) Happy Valentines beautiful girl. Ilu.” That message was deleted within 15 minutes of being posted.

I've done some of my own sleuthing (which consisted of clicking on a prominent link in the above article) and I've discovered this. (Apparently now getting a 404 error on that.)[link fixed - Andy]

ilubeautifulvalentine.jpg

Cohen has previously expounded on "the Big Lie:"

They say it's a government takeover of health care, a big lie just like Goebbels. You say it enough, you repeat the lie, you repeat the lie, you repeat the lie and eventually, people believe it. Like blood libel. That's the same kind of thing. The Germans said enough about the Jews and the people believed it and you had the Holocaust. You tell a lie over and over again. And we've heard on this floor, government takeover of health care.

Cohen's actually unmarried (I believe) but one of his flacks say he has a "longtime girlfriend" in Memphis who presumably is more age-appropriate.

Congressman Cohen is 137 years old (estimated by tree rings).

In completely unrelated news -- seriously, I've been meaning to post this and just haven't had a chance, and I'm just randomly throwing it in here -- cheating service Ashley Madison has pronounced Washington DC the most unfaithful city in America for the second year in a row.

Given that Cohen is unmarried, I don't expect this to go anywhere, and it probably shouldn't. Yes, he has a "longtime girlfriend," but conservative commentators have objected to treating that as equal to the sacrament of marriage.

And yet...


By the picture, he appears to be some type of weasel. --
Lurking Canuck

And yet. Powerful and accomplished men have long attracted much better looking (and much younger) women than they'd otherwise attract. Nothing new there.

But is Cohen powerful? Is Cohen accomplished?

Now even backbenching blowhard idiot Congressmen apparently have so much money and power and connections as to attract the favors of fetching young girls; should that be the case?

Citizen legislators, indeed. I'm not saying a Congressman should wear the hairshirt, but I am definitely saying that if he's got enough Bank to Pull the Young Hotties then we're doing something wrong.

It's not so much that he's tweeting "ilu" to a 24 year old girl, you know. Humans do what humans have done for centuries. Bad behavior is nothing new, and hardly uncommon.

It's that I don't think a Citizen-Legislators should be in the category of people with the money and connections and power to be able to indulge bad behavior.

This all feels very Roman to me. Our little Rome-on-Potomac is booming, tax-farming the hinterlands to the breaking point, and our little cadre of Roman senators is having a never-ending fantastical party. On our dime.

Ah well. L'amour, qui peut le connaître?

Posted by: Ace at 02:43 PM



Comments

1 FIST

Posted by: Barack Ovomit at February 13, 2013 02:45 PM (XvrTA)

2 Aw, c'mon Ace. Seems like sour grapes to me.....

Posted by: tcn at February 13, 2013 02:45 PM (ZOUmX)

3 If *he* is pulling*her*....well, honestly, Bravo my good man, Bravo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 02:45 PM (da5Wo)

4 If a fugly old prat like this creep is sending "ILUs" to that gorgeous lady, there is mucho dinero involved.

*SHUDDER*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 02:46 PM (4df7R)

5 Am I the only one who is creeped out by the Cohen picture? I feel like, no matter where I stand in the room, his nose follows me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 02:47 PM (4df7R)

6 Ace just stomped all over my penis.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 02:47 PM (uhftQ)

7 It's Valentine's. Luv is in the air. Cut him some slack. ilu guys

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 13, 2013 02:47 PM (XvrTA)

8 Age ain't nothin' but a numba!!!

Posted by: Democratic romantic at February 13, 2013 02:47 PM (60GaT)

9 I love her too.

Posted by: rdbrewer4 at February 13, 2013 02:48 PM (Iyg03)

10 Hmmm...I might love her, too.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 13, 2013 02:48 PM (nZvGM)

11 24? That's sick!

Posted by: senator menendez at February 13, 2013 02:48 PM (qfwq0)

12 Ace just stomped all over my penis.
Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 02:47 PM (uhftQ)


Well you shouldn't just leave it lying around where anyone's post could stomp on it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 02:48 PM (4df7R)

13 Veronica Brink is 404 Not Found

Posted by: Oswald at February 13, 2013 02:48 PM (o3wWh)

14 The coed deserves more attention.

Cohen, OTOH, deserves a kick in the head. He looks like JK Simmons with a meth habit and an extra chromosome.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 13, 2013 02:48 PM (e0xKF)

15 He's a rough, tough lover with a sentimental plan" as Aretha Franklin might have put it. And that plan includes creepy sex with young daughters of his friends.


---Steve Cohen's long suffering girlfriend

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 13, 2013 02:48 PM (4cRnj)

16

This all feels very Roman to me.


I wouldn't mind going Roman on the lovely Victoria Brink. Or even VERY Roman.



Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (mJkp9)

17 8
Age ain't nothin' but a numba!!!


Posted by: Democratic romantic at February 13, 2013 02:47 PM (60GaT)

AMEN to that!!!!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (FIDMq)

18 Can you blame him? She fine

Posted by: David Petraeus at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (60GaT)

19 12 Ace just stomped all over my penis.
Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 02:47 PM (uhftQ)

Well you shouldn't just leave it lying around where anyone's post could stomp on it.

---

You sure it was Ace? I think Her Stompiness may get upset if you misidentify her.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (e0xKF)

20
Where is she? In a submarine?

Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (ZzS+r)

21 What an ugly man!

Posted by: L, elle at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (0PiQ4)

22 One. One is the beginning.

Posted by: Spock at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (QAhHk)

23 Way better'n goin' Greek.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (Qxdfp)

24 Any comment from Anthony Weiner yet?

Posted by: USA at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (RIg+t)

25 At least the guy isn't going after horses. That's some dangerous shit.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at February 13, 2013 02:50 PM (8ZskC)

26 I have no clue what Ace just wrote about.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 02:50 PM (gmeXX)

27 This all feels very Roman to me.

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Gross. What does a Roman feel like?

Posted by: tasker at February 13, 2013 02:50 PM (r2PLg)

28 I still want to know why that old fart would use "Ilu" --and if it was indeed him and not some staffer, how the hell did he pick up teenybopper Twat Talk?

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 02:50 PM (4pNjZ)

29 Hey, shut the fuck up.

If it wasn't for money and power, a lot of us would be sleeping with much uglier women.

Why not bitch about gravity for awhile.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (ZDsRL)

30 IL her too, given that picture. Plus I'm better looking than he is. (Okay, it's a low bar.)

Posted by: joncelli at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

31 What's supposed to be at the end of the "I discovered this" link. It leads me to an error.

Posted by: L, elle at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (0PiQ4)

32 I'd like to drone her

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (NzBQO)

33 You mean, if I become a politician, as long as I'm a Democrat, I can use tax payer money to bag hot chicks all over the world and there are NO repercussions?

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (xmcEQ)

34 Where is she? In a submarine?Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (ZzS+r)--- Bank vault

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (R8hU8)

35 OT

From Jamie Dupree:

DRONES: Sen Rand Paul R-KY announces he's putting a hold on CIA nomination of John Brennan

http://t.co/4dieokG5

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (piMMO)

36 Am I to understand that the creepy dude is dating the blonde? Seriously, I barely read any of Ace's post.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (gmeXX)

37 Unmarried?

Alright, ettes! Who wants to help out Congressman Cohen with moving onto the next phase of life?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (GQ8sn)

38 I guess flop sweat makes a good lubricant. Look at public masturbatin' looking motherfucker.

But it isn't just the acess to power or money that pulls the young ass. There are a LOT of externally gorgeous young things running around this country with a head full of snakes and a vagina full of daddy issues.

The challenge for YOU, Ace, is how to identify them and cu them out of the pack. For three installments of $19.99, I will send you my lecture series on DVD.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (Oz633)

39 Ilu--isn't that one of those ostrich type birds?

Posted by: Biden at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (r2PLg)

40 Jealous much?

Posted by: Congressman Steve Cohen at February 13, 2013 02:52 PM (UypUQ)

41 Rep. Steve Cohen ISWYDT, PWYPP.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 02:52 PM (GFM2b)

42 34 Where is she? In a submarine?Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 02:49 PM (ZzS+r)---

Ask Vault-Tec?

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 13, 2013 02:52 PM (UZQM8)

43 At least the guy isn't going after horses. That's some dangerous shit.
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at February 13, 2013 02:50 PM (8ZskC)

You're tellin' me

Posted by: Catherine the Great at February 13, 2013 02:52 PM (XvrTA)

44 Isn't this the guy who represents a largely black district in Memphis TN, who tried to join the CBC and they refused him admission?

Posted by: Me and You and a Dog Named Boo at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (CLNZC)

45 Oh.......herrrrrrooooo.


http://tinyurl.com/c6592af

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (da5Wo)

46 Good lord!!!
I really do need to win the HI-1 seat

T is getting up there in age and weighs over 103 lbs now
(Earlier thread to understand)

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (O6zkv)

47 Quite obviously a sleeze.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (LnQr8)

48 Where is she? In a submarine?


Looks like right outside the door to her saferoom.

Hahaha!

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (GQ8sn)

49 This all feels very Roman to me. Our little Rome-on-Potomac is booming, tax-farming the hinterlands to the breaking point, and our little cadre of Roman senators is having a never-ending fantastical party. On our dime.

--Not to mention the travel those clowns take. I don't give a shit what committee a Rep is on or if he's the Speaker; there's no need for any of them, who represent one district, to go on "fact-finding missions" around the world.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (4pNjZ)

50 If it wasn't for money and power, a lot of us would be sleeping with much uglier women.

Why not bitch about gravity for awhile.


With gravity, they will be.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (GFM2b)

51 24 year old coed? Eh, never mind, I don't want to pay off all that debt. I like to use a pay as you go with my coeds.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (NzBQO)

52 Their heads are the same shape.

Posted by: oblig. at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (cePv8)

53 What fine looking babe wouldn't want a sweating heap of that banging away at her?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

54 Hey....after seeing her pic, I'd love her too. For three or four minutes. Ok, that's a lie...but for a good 15 to 30 seconds.

Can I be congressman now, and make metric butt-tons of money for doing nothing?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 13, 2013 02:54 PM (L7hol)

55
Both Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary.com define “ilu” as Internet slang for either “I love you” or “I like you.”


Did they seriously have to source that? Wouldn't it have been enough to say "ilu" is common web slang for "I love you" or "I like you?" Because Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary aren't exactly paragons of editorial oversight.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 02:54 PM (4df7R)

56 Hey he's a pimp daddy...

me, I'd openly tweet with porn queens daring them to bring it up.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 13, 2013 02:54 PM (LRFds)

57 She's way too old.

Posted by: Gary Glitter at February 13, 2013 02:54 PM (4pNjZ)

58 Cohen has a big bulge in his pants, but it is in the wallet area.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (39GM8)

59 31 What's supposed to be at the end of the "I discovered this" link. It leads me to an error.
Posted by: L, elle at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (0PiQ4)

____________

Drop the "minx.cc" off it and you'll get there.

Hopefully Ace's older brother isn't looking at that because that dude is old enough to be their father.

pervy.

Posted by: Biden at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (r2PLg)

60
Yeah, whatever. 24 if fair game for anybody on this side of the dirt.

And this one, I'm sorry to inform you, looks like a pro.

Get him for using the tacky abbreviations if you must, but trying to nail 24 year old strippers? Eh, no.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (TOk1P)

61 cute girl...but i don't buy that she's 24...looks a bit older than that...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (GVxQo)

62 But it isn't just the acess to power or money that
pulls the young ass. There are a LOT of externally gorgeous young things
running around this country with a head full of snakes and a vagina
full of daddy issues.



The challenge for YOU, Ace, is how to identify them and cu them out
of the pack. For three installments of $19.99, I will send you my
lecture series on DVD.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (Oz633)


EoJ is now praying to every deity he can think of that Mrs. EoJ doesn't pick today to check out that blog her husband is always talking about.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (da5Wo)

63
Empire of Jeff-

Where do I send the $19.99, and does that include your newsletter?

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (boNGU)

64 She does realize that Texas has a lot of older dudes with a lot more money (and hair) than that guy, doesn't she? Did she learn nothing from Anna Nicole Smith?

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (gmeXX)

65 DRONES: Sen Rand Paul R-KY announces he's putting a hold on CIA nomination of John Brennan http://t.co/4dieokG5
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (piMMO)


Go Rand!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (4df7R)

66 He probably met her when he was wearing a hat and a pair of Timberlands!

Posted by: george costanza at February 13, 2013 02:55 PM (qfwq0)

67 Too much back-fat on her. GROSS!!! And that elbow is approaching obsidian levels of sharpness.

DO NOT WANT.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 02:56 PM (GQ8sn)

68 They deserve each other and everything that goes with that relationship.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2013 02:56 PM (4+PCd)

69 sock off.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2013 02:56 PM (UypUQ)

70 Man. Next one I grow back is gonna be effin huge!

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 02:56 PM (uVah9)

71 39 Ilu--isn't that one of those ostrich type birds?

Posted by: Biden at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (r2PLg)

--No, it's a knife Eskimos use to cut sea slug penises.

Posted by: Gary Glitter at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (4pNjZ)

72 She has very low standards.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (6BgmB)

73 Any comment from Anthony Weiner yet?
Posted by: USA
***

Strange name for one.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (uhftQ)

74 /perv sock

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (4pNjZ)

75 Looks like she has the IQ of a sea slug.

I'm telling you that.

Posted by: Biden at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (r2PLg)

76 I am finding the Rubio - Rand Paul contest a lot more exciting than the Mitt - Pawlenty contest.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (gmeXX)

77 In his defense, it might just be a combination of cheap booze and regret.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (obHYs)

78 More extensive sleuthing is needed. I recommend "bunk sleuthing" as the method of choice.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (71LDo)

79 71 39 Ilu--isn't that one of those ostrich type birds?

Posted by: Biden at February 13, 2013 02:51 PM (r2PLg)

--No, it's a knife Eskimos use to cut sea slug penises.
Posted by: Gary Glitter at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (4pNjZ)

You are both wrong; it's the tastiest part of the squid.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 13, 2013 02:58 PM (7xPCu)

80 Not to start shit (ummmm, yeah I am) but he's nuts
Tennessee has a lot better looking women than Texas

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 13, 2013 02:58 PM (O6zkv)

81
75
Looks like she has the IQ of a sea slug.



I'm telling you that.

Posted by: Biden at February 13, 2013 02:57 PM (r2PLg)


Is that supposed to be a negative?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 02:58 PM (da5Wo)

82 :::EoJ is now praying to every deity he can think of that Mrs. EoJ doesn't pick today to check out that blog her husband is always talking about.:::

She hears enough of it at home. Deservedly so, because she's always going on about how I'm old, at a whopping 3.5 years older than her.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (Oz633)

83 You know if the sea slugs team up with the flying squads we might be in some serious trouble.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (obHYs)

84 This wouldn't have happened in the founders' day because a) powdered wigs (even power and money can't overcome that handicap), and 2) the knowledge that the girl's father would horsewhip the congressman and no jury would convict.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (nZvGM)

85 She looks like an airhead. Kate Upton, among others, manages *not* to look like a vacuous fool in her photographs.

(Mind you, it could also be that I don't linger over Upton's face. . .)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (QTHTd)

86 Ace just stomped all over my penis. Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 02:47 PM (uhftQ) Well you shouldn't just leave it lying around where anyone's post could stomp on it.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

I thought it was glory hole. Turns out it was a stompy hole.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (uhftQ)

87


Hell, at least it's a girl and she's of legal age.

Not to mention hot as radioactive lava.

Posted by: imp at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (UaxA0)

88 The thing that creeps me out isn't that he's old enough to be her father; May to December relationships aren't anything new, and sugardaddies even less so. It's that she's the "daughter of a longtime friend." That's just... CREEPY. Presumably he's been friends with this person long enough that he's seen this young woman grow up from childhood to adulthood. He could very well have known her when she was in pigtails. And now this?

*SHUDDER*

I need a shower.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (4df7R)

89 Are we sure Cohen is rich? If not, it's the power that's attractive to the chick.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (6zgse)

90 T is getting up there in age and weighs over 103 lbs now

(Earlier thread to understand)

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 13, 2013 02:53 PM (O6zkv)



You're gonna be in soooo much trouble.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (da5Wo)

91 What fine looking babe wouldn't want a sweating heap of that banging away at her?

Okay, there ain't enough brain bleach in the world! Ya had to go there, didn't ya!

Posted by: Me and You and a Dog Named Boo at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (CLNZC)

92 So does this count as robbing the cradle or stealing from the grave? Maybe both?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (7xPCu)

93 Not to start shit (ummmm, yeah I am) but he's nuts Tennessee has a lot better looking women than Texas

---

Go to hell navycopjoe, dem's fighting words ... actually I don't care. Both states are doing ok.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (gmeXX)

94 "This all feels very Roman to me. Our little Rome-on-Potomac is booming,
tax-farming the hinterlands to the breaking point, and our little cadre
of Roman senators is having a never-ending fantastical party. On our
dime."

Soon O'Bumbles will be proposing shovel-ready jobs to build aqueducts and vomitoriums.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (71LDo)

95
Well, at least the old bastard didn't treat us all to "The Full Weiner".

Posted by: Jaws at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (4I3Uo)

96 You are both wrong; it's the tastiest part of the squid.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 13, 2013 02:58 PM (7xPCu)


Yeah? Next time one is fart-flying past my head I'll have to snatch it out of the air and have some calimari.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (4df7R)

97 Deservedly so, because she's always going on about how I'm old, at a whopping 3.5 years older than her.

Try 13 instead of 3.5.

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (hVFRB)

98 I need a shower.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (4df7R)


Don't forget to calibrate the webcams!!!!!! Especially the overhead one. You always forget that one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (da5Wo)

99 Someone needs to watch House of Cards on Netflix and you'll see exactly the shit that goes down in Washington. I don't think the show is exaggerated either, as a matter fact I'm guessing it's watered down compared to reality.

Yes, our old Congresspersons are getting rich and partying it up like nobody's business while we proles slave away.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (GufPw)

100 If anyone needs inspiration to do well so that they will attract women, just go to the website of that Russian girl that Menendez's doctor friend was keeping.

That's why you should get good grades in school.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (ZDsRL)

101 Proof that girls are becoming more and more desperate, hooray for equality!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (NzBQO)

102 The aristocracy of pull.....

Posted by: wytshus at February 13, 2013 03:01 PM (laOaB)

103 83
You know if the sea slugs team up with the flying squads we might be in some serious trouble.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at February 13, 2013 02:59 PM (obHYs)

Airborne detachable penises: Threat or Godsend for Lindsay Graham?

Posted by: joncelli at February 13, 2013 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

104 dude; that was lame....i'll show you some tweetin' skillz.....

booya

Posted by: anthony weiner at February 13, 2013 03:01 PM (W/Hhu)

105 Henry Waxman has new reason for hope.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

106 I'd hit it. Slowly, very slow.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:01 PM (uVah9)

107 90. Ugggh, you should hear when she hits like 110 lbs
I'm so fat, I can't eat, I'm huge

Ughhhh

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (O6zkv)

108 She works hard for the money, so you'd better treat her right!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (7xPCu)

109 Congresscritter looks a little like Alton Brown.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (UypUQ)

110 You know if the sea slugs team up with the flying squads we might be in some serious trouble.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla
***

Yes you are (saddles up his flying squid).
Care to guess what I'll be throwing at you?

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (uhftQ)

111 And yet. Powerful and accomplished men have long attracted much better looking (and much younger) women than they'd otherwise attract. Nothing new there.
---
Word

Posted by: Pope Benedict XVI (retired) at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (SO2Q8)

112 He looks like Kruger from 'Seinfeld'.

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (xfWVe)

113
88 -

Seriously, what's wrong with your line of thought is that you are thinking about YOUR friends, and THEIR daughters.

This creep has creeps for friends, and his friends' daughters grow up to be the types who will climb aboard a guy who was their dad's friend, as long as he has enough money.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (TOk1P)

114
I was looking at Kate Upton's SI pics. Why pretend they are swimsuits? They barely cover nipples. Why don't they just market pasties? Or something like a nicotine patch? They can cut it the circumference of their areolas and have no unsightly tan lines.

Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (ZzS+r)

115 Eek! The guy looks all pervy. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (UOM48)

116 Don't forget to calibrate the webcams!!!!!! Especially the overhead one. You always forget that one.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:00 PM (da5Wo)


It's not my fault the stupid thing can't handle steam!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (4df7R)

117 I'm reminded of that expression about the world's most costly real estate.

Posted by: USA at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (RIg+t)

118 His weird misshapen skull offends me.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (6BgmB)

119 Now those are some hills i would expect republicans to be willing to die upon.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (SO2Q8)

120 That's some Roman Polanski shit, Bannion.


RESPECT.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (Oz633)

121 Big deal.

Posted by: Zombie Anna Nicole Smith at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (uVah9)

122 As DC scandals go, this is pretty weak. Both unmarried, both adults, no weenie-pix...

The optics are icky, but we can read worse at the HQ including from, er, me when there's an Upton thread

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (QTHTd)

123 That's why you should get good grades in school.
That's why you should get goods in grade school.
Fixed.

Posted by: senator menendez at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (qfwq0)

124 It's the hope of pulling high quality ass that makes sitting through interminable committee meetings bearable. Seriously, why else would you do that job? Face time on Current TV?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (+lsX1)

125 You know who Congressman Cohen looks like? He looks like the Commandant of the military school that the oldest brother from "Malcolm In The Middle" went to and Kruger from Seinfeld.

Daniel Von Bargen.

http://tinyurl.com/covnv2x

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (GQ8sn)

126 College dozen link below

http://preview.tinyurl.com/besveg9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (bTPOR)

127 If that little twerp Cohen is pulling that kind of talent, just imagine what I could snag with my alpha charm. And speakership.

Posted by: John Boehner. Sniff. Sniff. at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (nZvGM)

128 @80: I disagree.

However, there are a LOT of good-looking Tennessee women.

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (wtvvX)

129 if I seek to slay him on the field of battle, who among you will stand against me?

Posted by: some old dead poet guy at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (Dll6b)

130 Henry Waxman has new reason for hope.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:01 PM (8ZskC)


No. No he doesn't.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (4df7R)

131 Another victim of the liberals war on fatherhood.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 03:04 PM (gmeXX)

132 What do you expect from a government headed by an idiot who spent $1.4 Billion of taxpayer money on himself and his family last year alone? The Obamas' dogwalker is on the federal payroll, at a reported cost to taxpayers of $100,000 a year. How does a walker for a family pet qualify as a federal employee? Since when is scooping the poop of a family pet worth $100k a year?

The Obamas have been robbing taxpayers blind for years now (including when Senator Obama took a trip to Kenya, with his wife, on the taxpayers' dime, to visit his father's family).

This sleazy Congressman is just learning from the example set by his even sleazier boss. Taxpayers are suckers, so might as well take advantage. It's not like anyone is going to hold these corrupt thieves and liars accountable.

Posted by: Observer at February 13, 2013 03:04 PM (/sohm)

133 It shouldn't matter who you love.

Posted by: Barky McLovenuts, ilu choom at February 13, 2013 03:04 PM (BVkEs)

134 "Daughter of a long-time friend."




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:04 PM (UOM48)

135 Or as I call it, "riding the manatee."

Posted by: Victoria Brink at February 13, 2013 03:04 PM (8ZskC)

136
Why is his photo so much bigger than hers? His picture is creepy, like clown creepy. Like Law Order Special Victims Unit creepy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 13, 2013 03:05 PM (RZ8pf)

137
""Yes, he's a Democrat."



But apparently he ain't no fool...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2013 03:05 PM (kdS6q)

138 130 Henry Waxman has new reason for hope.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

No. No he doesn't.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:03 PM (4df7R)

True...he might have another reason to be suicidal, but that's about it.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 13, 2013 03:05 PM (7xPCu)

139 Seriously, what's wrong with your line of thought is that you are thinking about YOUR friends, and THEIR daughters.

You make an excellent point.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:05 PM (4df7R)

140 They barely cover nipples. Why don't they just market pasties? Or something like a nicotine patch?

There's a business opportunity for Morons.

Pasties coated with a dermally absorbed aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 13, 2013 03:05 PM (hVFRB)

141 The real fun will begin if and when the domestic drama ensues. Right now, meh.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 13, 2013 03:05 PM (QTHTd)

142 It's not my fault the stupid thing can't handle steam!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (4df7R)

Look, that's why I bought the waterproof case. Now don't forget this time! EoJ bitched for a week last time that he was limited to the side cam and the one in the drain.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:05 PM (da5Wo)

143 OK, is photo isn't bigger, it's just his damn head is soooo huge. And weird Uncle whose lap you are warned against sitting in creepy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (RZ8pf)

144 105 Henry Waxman has new reason for hope.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

--What's scary is that The Mayor of Whoville has already reproduced.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (4pNjZ)

145 Show business for ugly people. It can't burn fast enough.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (hPGj2)

146
"I was looking at Kate Upton's SI pics. Why pretend they are swimsuits? They barely cover nipples. Why don't they just market pasties? Or something like a nicotine patch? They can cut it the circumference of their areolas and have no unsightly tan lines."

I consider this Hate Speech. Off to GITMO with you.

Posted by: Jaws at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (4I3Uo)

147 ...Anyways, file this away as a useful "spell-block" whenever a Republican gets caught doing the same. I assume the MSM will not make any mention of this twitter snafu... so they have no standing to do the same if and when the same thing happens with a fellow with an "R" after his name.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (UypUQ)

148 Eek! The guy looks all pervy. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


By the picture, he appears to be some type of weasel.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (NF2Bf)

149 Henry Waxman has new reason for hope.

Waxman makes this dude look like John Stamos.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (+lsX1)

150 "I have lived all over Houston, Beverly Hills, and Holland."


Holland was the one with the windmills.


Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (8ZskC)

151 "Daughter of a long-time friend."

The one rule is that you don't use the ass of a big contributor's daughter as a playground.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (ZDsRL)

152 Look, that's why I bought the waterproof case. Now don't forget this time! EoJ bitched for a week last time that he was limited to the side cam and the one in the drain.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:05 PM (da5Wo)


*rolling eyes* Sheesh. And they say women are high maintenance. Pfft!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)

153 Just my luck. I'd be right in the middle of growing a new one when she was ready to slide on the slug.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (uVah9)

154
"Daughter of a long-time friend."





"Ya! Unca Steve is babysitting! He gives the bestest pony rides!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2013 03:07 PM (kdS6q)

155 I find it refreshing. Opposites really do attract. With all the cynicism in the world these days, its nice to know that two nice people, know matter what their age or how they look, can still find love.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 03:07 PM (gmeXX)

156 That chick is bowser; a 4 at best.

Posted by: A Guy Can Dream, Can't He? at February 13, 2013 03:07 PM (AVfT8)

157 By the picture, he appears to be some type of weasel.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 13, 2013 03:06 PM (NF2Bf)



Aaaaaand ginger ale all over my keyboard.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:07 PM (4df7R)

158

I don't begrudge an unmarried middle-aged man a little strange. Even if he's a Donk.

But he needs to be cock-punched for wearing those douchebag glasses in public.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (TIIx5)

159
And I bet it is on our dime. Meaning not his pay, but the parties, the trips, the food, the drink, the condoms (ewww).... the votes traded for campaign cash and to treat his girlfriend off the books. Those votes invariably cost the citizens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (p/cQy)

160 I was looking at Kate Upton's SI pics. Why pretend they are swimsuits? They barely cover nipples. Why don't they just market pasties? Or something like a nicotine patch? They can cut it the circumference of their areolas and have no unsightly tan lines.

Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 03:02 PM (ZzS+r)

--Even way back in high school a chick was laughing about that. "As if I would go to the beach and hold my arms over my boobs all day."

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (4pNjZ)

161 *rolling eyes* Sheesh. And they say women are high maintenance. Pfft!

Don't forget to eat some peanut butter on first.



Please.


Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

162 It's not my fault the stupid thing can't handle steam!


It's not your camera, it's HIS monitor.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (GFM2b)

163 Awww, isn't this so fucking sweet.

On Valentines Day no less.

State of the Union: Fireside Hangout with President Obama


On Thursday, February 14th, President Obama will join the latest in a series of "Fireside Hangouts" – a 21st century take on FDR’s famous radio addresses – to talk about his State of the Union Address.

During the +Google+ hangout, the President will answer questions from Americans across the country about the issues and policies laid out in the speech.

Posted by: RWC at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (fWAjv)

164 By the picture, he appears to be some type of weasel.



Or squid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (UOM48)

165 I'm soooooo sleepy. I'm helping a colleague review an article for journal submission. It's not boring; I'm just really sleepy.

Not that you care.

I'm just a sad little African with no one to vent to except my fake internet friends (TM EOJ).

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (6zgse)

166 Unmarried old man tweets ILU to kinda-homely 24 year old blonde with ginormous funbags? That's a big fat nothingburger, Ace. Even if the guy is a Dem, it's nothing.

Posted by: gp at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (+Jpqc)

167 159
And I bet it is on our dime. Meaning not his pay, but the parties, the trips, the food, the drink, the condoms (ewww).... the votes traded for campaign cash and to treat his girlfriend off the books. Those votes invariably cost the citizens.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (p/cQy)

Somewhat on our dime...I mean, I certainly don't contribute to his campaign.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 13, 2013 03:09 PM (7xPCu)

168
Ah well. L'amour, qui peut le connaître?


Busting out the French again, ace? It's like... it's like I don't even know who you ARE anymore!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:09 PM (4df7R)

169 Don't hate the player, hate the game, playa

Posted by: thunderb at February 13, 2013 03:09 PM (RyTub)

170 He has creepy cold, dead eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:09 PM (UOM48)

171 Given that Cohen is unmarried, I don't expect this to go anywhere, and it probably shouldn't

Well if the girl is actually the daughter of a longtime friend of his, it might go to him getting a black eye or two.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2013 03:09 PM (GULKT)

172
I too am going with "butterface".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (p/cQy)

173 162 It's not my fault the stupid thing can't handle steam!


It's not your camera, it's HIS monitor.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (GFM2b)

Is there some sticky fluid smeared all over it?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (7xPCu)

174 Or squid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


True. I can definitely imagine liquid firing out of his ass.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (NF2Bf)

175 Yeah, can't really see what the problem is here. He's not married, she's not married, and the idea of people with money and power scoring attractive and/or younger mates isn't exactly scandalous or new. Meh.

It should be pointed out, however, that this woman isn't THAT attractive. Or maybe I'm just not that into blondes. Give me a petite, exotic-looking brunette any time. Oh wait -- I've got one already! Lucky me. :-)

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (bcLhD)

176
151 -

Nonsense. I think we can safely assume there are Big Contributors all through history who have used their hot daughters as another means of payment.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (TOk1P)

177 The one rule is that you don't use the ass of a big contributor's daughter as a playground.

I sense a market opportunity!

Posted by: Dominican pimps at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (QTHTd)

178 It isn't fair. One night of passion and six weeks to regenerate my dick.

Posted by: The Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (8ZskC)

179 That sound you hear is Hollowpoint frantically filling out the paperwork to form a PAC and run for Congress.

Next step: Figuring out how to convince the voters in my district that I'm a black liberal running to the left of Keith Ellison.

I considered makeup, but I'm told that might not have the desired effect.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (SY2Kh)

180 And I bet it is on our dime. Meaning not his pay,
but the parties, the trips, the food, the drink, the condoms, the viagra, the cialis, the oysters, the funky cold madina (ewww)....
the votes traded for campaign cash and to treat his girlfriend off the
books. Those votes invariably cost the citizens.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:08 PM (p/cQy)


Edited for content.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (xmcEQ)

181 L'amour, qui peut le connaître?



Which, roughly translated, means "ass or face this time sweetie?"



I denounce myself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (da5Wo)

182 Does anybody think the term 'age of consent' means anything to this old pervert?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (IS2o0)

183 Steve Cohen was convicted of pederasty in 1896. He failed to register in 1901, and has been running for congress ever since.

True story.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (BVkEs)

184

Complete with the highest number of STD's.

Can we just rope it off as a toxic zone?

Posted by: beach fence at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (LpQbZ)

185 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (8y9MW)

186 Lots of pretty young women prefer glassy-eyed, balding, middle-aged men.

Posted by: Corvette at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (h6XiD)

187 OK, since I'm a coward, I now feel free to agree with others that she is indeed a butterface. But I'm sure she has a great personality.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (6zgse)

188 Speaking of Hank Waxman, an oldie but goodie:

http://youtu.be/rxFxbp1QDd0

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (4pNjZ)

189 >>>That's a big fat nothingburger, Ace. Even if the guy is a Dem, it's nothing.

well, yeah, I think you're mostly right. However, it's definitely an embarrassment.

I did try to move away from Moral Objection to a State of Our Nation one.

And while I had to conjure up that last one, I do believe it (I convinced myself).

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (LCRYB)

190 I'm soooooo sleepy. I'm helping a colleague review an article for journal submission. It's not boring; I'm just really sleepy.

Ah. So my decision to play soothing nature sounds overlaid with lilting flute music in the background wasn't a good choice then.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (4df7R)

191 Re:daughter of donor, you don't shit where you eat

Posted by: thunderb at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (RyTub)

192 He's half Les Nessman and half that head vampire guy from The Lost Boys.

Posted by: lincolntf at February 13, 2013 03:12 PM (ZshNr)

193 So, Les Nessman has the hots for a bimbo? okeydokey

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2013 03:12 PM (VndSC)

194 One day he'll make enough graft to buy lenses for his glasses.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:12 PM (8ZskC)

195 I've seen Cohen in person. That picture you posted of him is relatively flattering.

Posted by: buzz at February 13, 2013 03:12 PM (i27M5)

196 Okay, the chick is hot. Who is the orc again?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:12 PM (8y9MW)

197 Lots of pretty young women prefer glassy-eyed, balding, middle-aged men.


In what known universe?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 03:12 PM (GFM2b)

198 His ears are the polar opposite of Barky's. Look like they're stapled to the sides of his head.

What a catch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (UOM48)

199 >>>OK, since I'm a coward, I now feel free to agree with others that she is indeed a butterface.

i wouldn't say she's a butterface but sure, she's no Kate Upton.

I don't want to attack her. For all we know he's he one harassing her with "ilu's."

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (LCRYB)

200 She's hired. The hell wth a resume. Wait...is that a violation Title VII?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (wbmaj)

201 No, I realize the problem now: she has an unappealingly blocky-looking face. And the body isn't that nice.

I know, I know, I sound like one of those Internet Guys In Their Mother's Basement. But I've always had the luxury of being somewhat picky in real life, and I have a very specific type, and she's not it.

Now Kate Upton? Not my type either, but she could convince me to 'deviate' from my type for a little while, that's for sure. This girl, nah.

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (bcLhD)

202 He's just giving her his version of a big government subsidie. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Soona at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (tmdxK)

203
The guy's 63 - soon to be 64. That's hardly middle age.

Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (ZzS+r)

204 Me? I like melted butter.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (wbmaj)

205 And, of course, I write and post a Long, Thoughtful Post (TM) just as ace is posting a hot chick in a string bikini.

Sometimes, God hates me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (8y9MW)

206 It should be pointed out, however, that this woman isn't THAT
attractive. Or maybe I'm just not that into blondes. Give me a petite,
exotic-looking brunette any time. Oh wait -- I've got one already! Lucky
me. :-)


You are lucky. It's not every day you find an attractive brunette who's into gay dudes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (SY2Kh)

207 It would really be a story if Steve Cohen were texting her vagina.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (BVkEs)

208 It isn't fair. One night of passion and six weeks to regenerate my dick.
Posted by: The Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (8ZskC)


I've been meaning to ask, Sea Slug. Just what DOES a Sea Slug consider to be the ideal Valentine's Day romantic gesture?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (4df7R)

209 MWR, any upbeat tunes?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (6zgse)

210 i put lurking canuck's weasel comment under his picture.

good one.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (LCRYB)

211 Now that people are saying she is not hot, or not that hot, I think an interesting experiment would be to do the same story but with someone who looks like an alpha male. My hypothesis is she looks less attractive because she seemed to have reached for the bottom of the barrel, if she had aimed hire, she would look more attractive.

Or it could just be her nose.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (gmeXX)

212
College dozen link below

There's something not right about that woman's nose.....

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (L7hol)

213 "I love animals and strongly support all organizations that are dedicated towards finding homes for animals in need."


Mystery solved.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (8ZskC)

214 Ahhhchoo! (pop) DAMNIT!

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (uhftQ)

215
And to be fair, I imagine the chicks think of him as a "butterbody".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (p/cQy)

216 But I've always had the luxury of being somewhat picky in real life, and I have a very specific type, and she's not it.

Fascinating.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (mO9O5)

217 Les Nessman, I might remind you, found Jeniffer's round bed quite comfortable.


Hot blooded.

Posted by: Corvette at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (h6XiD)

218 208 It isn't fair. One night of passion and six weeks to regenerate my dick.
Posted by: The Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (8ZskC)

I've been meaning to ask, Sea Slug. Just what DOES a Sea Slug consider to be the ideal Valentine's Day romantic gesture?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (4df7R)


Hot skillet with lots of butter?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (7xPCu)

219 Ah. So my decision to play soothing nature sounds overlaid with lilting flute music in the background wasn't a good choice then.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (4df7R)


Dammit, that is awful shower webcam music.
Try this: http://youtu.be/0UIB9Y4OFPs

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (da5Wo)

220 I've been meaning to ask, Sea Slug. Just what DOES a Sea Slug consider to be the ideal Valentine's Day romantic gesture?


Dick in a box?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (GQ8sn)

221 I did try to move away from Moral Objection to a State of Our Nation one.

That's important. But my main concern is that this pervy old douchebag is not only tweeting, but tweeting teener fuckery like 'ilu'.

That's gay. And not homosexual gay....but seriously fucking retarded gay.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (NF2Bf)

222 Damn, that's a creepy looking dude.

Posted by: Tony Kornheiser at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (4pNjZ)

223 It's an insult to weasels everywhere. At least they're cute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (UOM48)

224 Sometimes, God hates me.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (8y9MW)


God loves everyone, AllenG.

It's the weasels.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (4df7R)

225 Underneath that suit jacket, he looks like Chef Robert Irvine, I'm sure.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (xmcEQ)

226 Hey Ace,

It's off topic, but it's a topic near to our heart....your wallet, and the lack of anything spendable in it.

I admit it. It's Althouse's place.
But look at what Amazon is doing for her bottom line.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/am6gwfm

Your Amazon link-foo is not really user.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (bTPOR)

227 During the +Google+ hangout, the President will answer questions from Americans across the country about the issues and policies laid out in the speech.

"Mr. President, our next on-camera question comes from user 'Empire of Jeff'".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (B/VB5)

228 But I've always had the luxury of being somewhat picky in real life, and I have a very specific type, and she's not it.


What is your type?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (GQ8sn)

229 >>>You are lucky. It's not every day you find an attractive brunette who's into gay dudes.

Well there's a lot of clothes-shopping involved with the relationship, obviously.

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (bcLhD)

230 #207 Do you know how I can reach her vagina?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (wbmaj)

231 Iwas toldthe Jews controlled twitter but then you had Weiner and now Cohen. Maybe its blue on blue fighting or Jew on Jew. Anyway JOOoooos!

Posted by: polynikes at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (m2CN7)

232 I've been meaning to ask, Sea Slug. Just what DOES a Sea Slug consider to be the ideal Valentine's Day romantic gesture?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***

Chocolate....covered sea slug penis.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:15 PM (uhftQ)

233 This is called the "Bill Maher Effect".

When short ugly troll-like dudes get a little money power or fame, they suddenly start pulling tail that they otherwise would never have a chance with.

Posted by: negentropy at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (27KAF)

234 187. Wait...
She has a face?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (YG/LY)

235 >>>Re:daughter of donor, you don't shit where you eat

Never said what the donor donated, now did they? MYOB h8rz

Posted by: Bigby's Htiching Thumb at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (3ZtZW)

236 #230 207
I just don't think my pole will reach.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (wbmaj)

237
189 -

Which is why it would be better to play up the "ilu" aspect of it, and the fact that he was apparently ashamed enough to delete the posts afterwards.

Ridicule is the order of the day.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (TOk1P)

238 Maybe its because his nickname in college was 'Tripod' Cohen.

Posted by: polynikes at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (m2CN7)

239 Here's part of the problem.

This guy's a troll. Either he has to have serious bucks or serious power to get tail like that.

You think a regular-guy who looks like a bald lump of goo in his 60s gets his wing-wang squeezed by anything on the human side of Rosa Del Auro? Fuck no. That's why this guy, and 534 ugly mofos just like him, leave Washington in a box rather than his own two feet.

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (MMC8r)

240 No, I realize the problem now: she has an unappealingly blocky-looking face. And the body isn't that nice

And don't forget the backfat. And the fact that she's clearly a tranny. With a barely pointy elbow.

Horrid.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (NF2Bf)

241 >>>What is your type?

Mentioned above, but again: petite, Middle-Eastern or Jewish (or perhaps that darker Eastern European thing), nice body. Pretty much the antithesis of the "corn-fed Midwestern blonde" all-American girl thing. Dunno why that's my type, it just is.

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (bcLhD)

242 God loves everyone, AllenG.


You're right.

Sometimes he just enjoys mocking me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (8y9MW)

243 Kate Upton's going to be on Fox and Friends tomorrow.

Damn you pixy. I miss ampersands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (UOM48)

244 They share the same vagenda

Posted by: thunderb at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (RyTub)

245 "Favorite activity in San Marcos: Floating the river at Dons, pool parties, beer-ritas at Chimy’s, and going out on the Square with my friends."


Also, getting butt-hammered by Congressmen who resemble ferrets.


Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (8ZskC)

246
It could all be innocent. I mean he could mean "ilu" in a purely Uncle Steve way. And not in the "I want to see your nekkid lady bits" way.


Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (RZ8pf)

247 MWR, any upbeat tunes?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (6zgse)


Well, I was listening to some Jpop earlier. Then I got diverted into listening to some grim apocalyptic stuff, so that wouldn't really be much good...

*rifles through old box of CDs*

Jock Jams? If you don't feel like dancing around to a little "Whoomp, there it is!" then I think it's a lost cause.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (4df7R)

248 What is my type? Easy.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:18 PM (wbmaj)

249 >>>. But my main concern is that this pervy old douchebag is not only tweeting, but tweeting teener fuckery like 'ilu'.

eh. no different than a million other guys.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2013 03:18 PM (LCRYB)

250 I'm with NCJ. If you're looking at her face, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2013 03:18 PM (B/VB5)

251 Are his ears pinned back?

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2013 03:18 PM (twUtL)

252 It could all be innocent. I mean he could mean "ilu"
in a purely Uncle Steve way. And not in the "I want to see your nekkid
lady bits" way.




Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (RZ8pf)


Seems a little obsessive if he's ending every tweet that way, though.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 13, 2013 03:19 PM (xmcEQ)

253 It could all be innocent. I mean he could mean "ilu"
in a purely Uncle Steve way. And not in the "I want to see your nekkid
lady bits" way.




Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (RZ8pf)


How you doin'?

Posted by: Uncle Steve at February 13, 2013 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

254 Smilin' Steve. Now I get it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:19 PM (wbmaj)

255 Which is why it would be better to play up the "ilu" aspect of it, and the fact that he was apparently ashamed enough to delete the posts afterwards. Ridicule is the order of the day.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:16 PM (TOk1P)


I'd ridicule him for falling into the stupid trap of forgetting to use a DM instead of a plain old Tweet. Sheesh, you'd think the rest of Congress would have learned SOMETHING from Weiner's dick pic fiasco.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:19 PM (4df7R)

256 But my main concern is that this pervy old douchebag is not only tweeting, but tweeting teener fuckery like 'ilu'.



eh. no different than a million other guys.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2013 03:18 PM (LCRYB)


This guy is dumb to tweet shit like that when he could have just texted her.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:19 PM (GQ8sn)

257
151 -

Nonsense. I think we can safely assume
there are Big Contributors all through history who have used their hot
daughters as another means of payment.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:10 PM (TOk1P)








Which as every red-blooded Moron knows, is a subplot of that classic film "Career Opportunities". Main plot consists of Jen Connelly's boobehs dancing on roller skates and riding horses (see link in nic).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2013 03:19 PM (TIIx5)

258 ace, wasn't attacking her. Just don't think she's pretty.

And I don't think Kate Upton is that pretty either. But my tastes may be different from you guys' since I didn't grow up around white folks and our concepts of what makes someone beautiful might be a little different.

I have noticed that not grotesque in the face + big chestular area + skinny usually gets the approval of guys here. NTTAWWT.

Plus y'all don't like non-pancakey derriere's, which are treasured where I'm from, so that Beyonce's bod would be considered smoking hot.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (6zgse)

259 But my main concern is that this pervy old douchebag is not only tweeting, but tweeting teener fuckery like 'ilu'. eh. no different than a million other guys.
----

College must be a lot easier for guys these days.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (gmeXX)

260 Propose we rename a '404 error' an 'Ace.'

Posted by: Lords of teh Internets and Shit at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

261 The guy's 63 - soon to be 64. That's hardly middle age.
Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (ZzS+r)


----------------------------------------------


You are absolutely right. *cough*

Posted by: Soona at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (tmdxK)

262 I seriously doubt any moron would be critiquing her elbows or nose or whatever, if she was laying beneath him.

Posted by: Unruly at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (5MTmq)

263 The guy's 63 - soon to be 64. That's hardly middle age.
Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 03:13 PM (ZzS+r)


Says you, boychik

Posted by: Toothless Russian Dude Eating Yogurt at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (q00GQ)

264 Is she branded?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (wbmaj)

265 That's not my penis, it's an exclamation point!

Posted by: Congressman Steve Cohen at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

266 Which, um. reveals how policy is derived at in Washington DC.

See we just need to co-opt a lot of co-eds to get our policies accepted. Gun control? pshaw, here's a tissue, babe

Posted by: Bigby's Htiching Thumb at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)

267 This is Rep. Steve Cohen [D-TN9] ?

Posted by: Big Sis at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (e8kgV)

268 Maybe he intended to tweet "I like unicorns".

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (VndSC)

269 I did try to move away from Moral Objection to a State of Our Nation one.

And while I had to conjure up that last one, I do believe it (I convinced myself).

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2013 03:11 PM (LCRYB)

--Exactly. Same with Weiner, who until his resignation (and probably still thereafter) never had a real job in his life.

Posted by: Tony Kornheiser at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (4pNjZ)

270 Btw, attempting to mock an ugly dude for pulling ass waaaaaaaaay out of his league is a recipe for failure.



Is it kinda weird and creepy? Sure.



But there is zero political mileage here. Hell, I hate the libs and I'd still prob shake the guys hand.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (da5Wo)

271 I have noticed that not grotesque in the face + big chestular area + skinny usually gets the approval of guys here. NTTAWWT.


Yeah, that's because we aren't looking at their faces.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (8y9MW)

272 His pic looks like a mug shot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (UOM48)

273 That face is a black hole of punches.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (KXm42)

274 Indeed, who can understand love?

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (QupBk)

275 That's not my penis, it's an exclamation point!
Posted by: Congressman Steve Cohen at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (MMC8r)


No, it's a penis.

*takes it back*

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (4df7R)

276 DC is Hollywood for ugly people. If this guy was Steve Cohen, tax accountant, he couldn't get within a parsec of her cleavage let alone anything else.

Posted by: B at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (DRWGY)

277 :::OK, since I'm a coward, I now feel free to agree with others that she is indeed a butterface:::

It's not that her face is ugly, it's just *hard*.

A lot of stop-and-go miles on this gal. The body is trim, but the mediocre tit job just adds to the general air of shabbiness.

She's still built for sin, mind you, but more of a jejune, Everyman sin. Economy sin. Not like your plush, executive-grade sin, like you would find in a Kate Upton, for example.

This gal already looks like she's carrying sin's penalty. Upton still looks unspoiled, which is part of her allure.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (Oz633)

278 Ok, you've seen what you get if you're in congress.

Here's what you get if you have your own jet:

svitlanabuchyk dot com

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (ZDsRL)

279 Jeniffer Connelly riding the pony.

Posted by: Corvette at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (h6XiD)

280 So to paraphrase chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick:

I LIKE BUG BUTTS!

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (uhftQ)

281 Can you imagine what Cohen is thinking now? Massive face palm for sure.

Now that there's a little blood in the water, where are the sharks?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (5WYWk)

282 Btw, attempting to mock an ugly dude for pulling ass waaaaaaaaay out of his league is a recipe for failure.


Is he "pulling" though? Or is this just creep stuff?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (GQ8sn)

283 258. Are you kidding?
The criteria is basically human, alive, and no penis

And on the ONT even those don't apply

***i love this place***

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (YG/LY)

284 But there is zero political mileage here. Hell, I hate the libs and I'd still prob shake the guys hand.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (da5Wo)


Yeah, there's no political fallout from this that I can see. It's just creepy as hell. *shudder*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)

285 And to be fair, I imagine the chicks think of him as a "butterbody".


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:14 PM (p/cQy)

"Sugar Daddy" might be closer to the mark!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (Cnqmv)

286 >>> L'amour, qui peut le connaître?

What the hell is this? I was told there would be no math

Posted by: Can't Keep My Memes Straight at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (8ZQFN)

287 Plus y'all don't like non-pancakey derriere's, which
are treasured where I'm from, so that Beyonce's bod would be considered
smoking hot.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 13, 2013 03:20 PM (6zgse)



Woah woah woah. Speak for the other Morons. While I'm as enamored with a big set of hooters as the next guy, I'm most assuredly a fan of the female ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (da5Wo)

288 I guess we won't be seeing him on the intelligence committee anytime soon.

Posted by: SH at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (gmeXX)

289 I call Cohen's description of his sexual prowess "The Big Lie".

Posted by: Victoria Brink at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (mO9O5)

290 What if she had Pelosi's face?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (wbmaj)

291 Anyone got an email addy on Cohen, to tell him ilu, wink and a nod (waan).

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (BVkEs)

292 EoJ, you really need to write a book...The Moron's Guide to __________

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:24 PM (UOM48)

293 "It's not that her face is ugly, it's just *hard*.

A lot of stop-and-go miles on this gal. The body is trim, but the mediocre tit job just adds to the general air of shabbiness.

She's still built for sin, mind you, but more of a jejune, Everyman sin. Economy sin. Not like your plush, executive-grade sin, like you would find in a Kate Upton, for example.

This gal already looks like she's carrying sin's penalty. Upton still looks unspoiled, which is part of her allure. "


I am in awe of this comment. It's just so right on.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 13, 2013 03:24 PM (QupBk)

294 If she had Pelosi's face--paper or plastic?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:24 PM (wbmaj)

295 She's hot enough that you'd hit it, not hot enough that you'd feel bad about using her.

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 03:24 PM (MMC8r)

296 I think this girl isbetter than average,though I don't like dyed blondes. My most disappointing anticipated hotness story is the NFL cheerleader who was arrested for having a sexual relationship with one of her students. She was definitely an affirmative action hire for the ugly.

Posted by: polynikes at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (m2CN7)

297 If she had Pelosi's face--paper or plastic?

Canvas.

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

298 258. Are you kidding? The criteria is basically human, alive, and no penis And on the ONT even those don't apply ***i love this place***
Posted by: Navycopjoe
***

There are times where I'd qualify with those standards.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (uhftQ)

299 eh. no different than a million other guys.

A million other guys who aren'talmost senior citizens and United States Congressmen. Partially your point, no?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (NF2Bf)

300
246 It could all be innocent. I mean he could mean "ilu" in a purely Uncle Steve way. And not in the "I want to see your nekkid lady bits" way.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (RZ8pf)


Uncle Steve can be a dirty old pervert too.

And if its the non-sexual love you wouldn't be deleting the tweets when you realize you didn't do them as DMs.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (GULKT)

301 What if she had Pelosi's face?
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (wbmaj)


...it was as if a million boners cried out in fear and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (4df7R)

302 I have noticed that not grotesque in the face + big chestular area + skinny usually gets the approval of guys here. NTTAWWT.


Yeah, that's because we aren't looking at their faces.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (8y9MW)

I forgot to add scantily clad. That's an essential ingredient.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (6zgse)

303 This thread has devolved to the male Eternal Question.

Ginger or Maryanne.

Bailey or Jeniffer.

Posted by: Corvette at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (h6XiD)

304 What if she had Pelosi's face?


When they are face down, butt up, who's looking at a face?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (GFM2b)

305 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Sean Penn at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (8ZskC)

306 But there is zero political mileage here. Hell, I hate the libs and I'd still prob shake the guys hand.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:21 PM (da5Wo)



Weasels gonna weasel.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (6BgmB)

307 Steve is wearing her panties.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:26 PM (wbmaj)

308 It could all be innocent. I mean he could mean "ilu"
in a purely Uncle Steve way. And not in the "I want to see your nekkid
lady bits" way.




Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 13, 2013 03:17 PM (RZ8pf)
----------------------------------------------------
Why don't you sidle on up here and sit on 'ole Uncle Stevey's lap

Posted by: Creepy Old Uncle Steve at February 13, 2013 03:26 PM (jucos)

309 Damn. Even Instagram ain't gonna help that mug.

Posted by: NCKate at February 13, 2013 03:26 PM (gSN6u)

310 This gal already looks like she's carrying sin's penalty. Upton still looks unspoiled, which is part of her allure.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (Oz633)


----------------------------------


There's a little drop of drool still on your chin.....nope, there......yeah, got it.

Posted by: Soona at February 13, 2013 03:26 PM (tmdxK)

311 #304 Exactly-you have spoken a great truth!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:26 PM (wbmaj)

312
Whose big fem derriere needs a spanking? Cause my hand is available.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:26 PM (p/cQy)

313 Maryanne

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:26 PM (uhftQ)

314 Why don't you sidle on up here and sit on 'ole Uncle Stevey's lap


And play "Bumpy Road" again?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (GQ8sn)

315 Why do liberals have wear all the goofy frame glasses? Somehow I can always tell when someone is a liberal is by the glasses they wear.

Posted by: ejazzyjeff at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (esVMi)

316 Bailey or Jeniffer.>>

Laverne or Shirley.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (81UWZ)

317 Daughter of a longtime friend might well be the nearest damned thing to a stepdaughter, so saying "I love you" to someone who is extended "family" but not a blood relation is not exactly weird.


Still, she's fucking hot.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (jCQ+I)

318 Coconut creme pie.




Err, that was an option, right?

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (QupBk)

319 Fuck, I'm bad with socks today.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (4pNjZ)

320 Maryanne, then Ginger.

Then Maryanne.

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (MMC8r)

321 Betty or Veronica?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (GQ8sn)

322
278
Ok, you've seen what you get if you're in congress.



Here's what you get if you have your own jet:



svitlanabuchyk dot com

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (ZDsRL)

That's it?

Fuck that. Gimme the texas college girl. Svitlana looks like a high maintenance bitch. Texas chick looks like a couple pitchers of beer and a shot and she's ready to go.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (da5Wo)

323 I forgot to add scantily clad. That's an essential ingredient.

Well, with this one that's certainly true. But a Kate Upton, or Kate Beckinsale, or Brooklyn Decker... yeah, pretty sure they could wear burlap potato sacks and still be hot.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (8y9MW)

324 Her ears need twisting.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (wbmaj)

325 Lucy or Ethel?

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (MMC8r)

326 Cagney or Lacey.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (TOk1P)

327 315
Why do liberals have wear all the goofy frame glasses? Somehow I can
always tell when someone is a liberal is by the glasses they wear.




Like the cool pink ones I wore for SOTU last night?

Posted by: Biden, Joe at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM48)

328 I swear I saw her picture on a tool calendar at the local auto repair shop.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (VndSC)

329 Bailey or Jeniffer.>>
Laverne or Shirley.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (81UWZ)



Betty or Wilma.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (4df7R)

330 Why don't you sidle on up here and sit on 'ole Uncle Stevey's lap


And play "Bumpy Road" again?
Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (GQ8sn)
--------------------------------------------------------
Nah..... we'll just talk about what "pops" up.

Posted by: Creepy Old Uncle Steve at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (jucos)

331 meh

Posted by: AgentLobos at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (K0mo4)

332 Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I hope Cohen gets shamed; he's a hack of the hackiest sort. Heard him speak at a conference in Memphis once, and almost threw up in the conference hall.

Posted by: Boogie at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (Vm9OZ)

333 Golden Girls, in order of height.

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (MMC8r)

334 Diane or Rebecca?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (mO9O5)

335 Lucy or Ethel?
Posted by: zsasz
***


Lucy and Betty

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (uhftQ)

336 This thread has devolved to the male Eternal Question.Ginger or Maryanne.Bailey or Jeniffer.
Posted by: Corvette at February 13, 2013 03:25 PM (h6XiD)


---------------------------------------------


And I shall answer. Yes.

Posted by: Soona at February 13, 2013 03:28 PM (tmdxK)

337 That girl's teeth are preternaturally white. I wonder if they are removable.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (QupBk)

338

Maybe her face isn't everyone's cup-o-soup, but she's far from a butterface.

In other pictures, she looks quite a bit like an unspoiled Pam Anderson.


Posted by: imp at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (UaxA0)

339 Nancy or Helen?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (UOM48)

340 What some girls will do to get an exemption from ObamaCare.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (wAQA5)

341 That girl's teeth are preternaturally white. I wonder if they are removable.
Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor
***

That would be a bonus. Costs more out on the street...so I hear.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (uhftQ)

342 Nancy or Helen?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (UOM4


You are an evil woman, Jane D'Oh. Evil and cunning. I like your style.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:30 PM (4df7R)

343 From now on Cohen's constituents should sign off any correspondence with his office with ilu.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 13, 2013 03:30 PM (nZvGM)

344 I hate to spring this, but she has no legs from the knees down. But, W(ho)TF cares?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:30 PM (wbmaj)

345 That girl's teeth are preternaturally white. I wonder if they are removable.
Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (QupBk)


Photoshop's a helluva thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:30 PM (4df7R)

346 Thelma or Louise?

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 03:30 PM (MMC8r)

347 Hillary or Mooch?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:30 PM (UOM48)

348
Is she in a elevator or a safe?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:30 PM (p/cQy)

349
Amy or Emily

(look it up)

Posted by: Marge the Flat top trucker at February 13, 2013 03:30 PM (TOk1P)

350 Joanie or Chachi?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (81UWZ)

351 Bunch of fags up in here. I would smash that so hard her gynecologist would need therapy.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (+lsX1)

352
That girl's teeth are preternaturally white. I wonder if they are removable.

Posted by: toby928



How this could be anything except for a MAJOR bonus is beyond me.

Posted by: imp at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (UaxA0)

353 Yeah, there's no political fallout from this that I can see. It's just creepy as hell. *shudder*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 13, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)


There is if an investigation finds that he's burned tax payer money to tap dat ass.......

Posted by: © Sponge at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (xmcEQ)

354 That girl's teeth are preternaturally white. I wonder if they are removable.
Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (QupBk)
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Well well well..... Look at the big brain on toby. I had to go look 'preternaturally' up.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (jucos)

355 Bob or Carol or Ted or Alice

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (VndSC)

356 "Gimme the texas college girl. Svitlana looks like a high maintenance bitch. Texas chick looks like a couple pitchers of beer and a shot and she's ready to go."

I guess you're right, if you're going to hit it behind the dumpsters in back of the bar.

Half the fun of having something like this to play with is taking her around the block a few times.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (ZDsRL)

357
I read that on the intertubz, people were complaining that the guy Lena Durnham is screwing in her series was too good looking and no one would believe he would do her.

Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (ZzS+r)

358 For G_d's sake, man! Never tell a woman like this that you love her in writing, especially if you haven't bagged her yet.

Amateur.

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (WM+rJ)

359 Maybe he's got a detachable penis and can give her fresh meat all the time?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 13, 2013 03:32 PM (BH8oG)

360 That girl's teeth are preternaturally white. I wonder if they are removable.
Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 13, 2013 03:29 PM (QupBk)


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Ah, man! That would be so HAWT!

Posted by: Soona at February 13, 2013 03:32 PM (tmdxK)

361 Ebony or Ivory?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at February 13, 2013 03:32 PM (MMC8r)

362 How this could be anything except for a MAJOR bonus is beyond me.

Imagine you're kissing.
Now imagine they fall out while you do so.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 13, 2013 03:32 PM (8y9MW)

363 Liberal chicks love power. They also reward their politicians with sexual favors for abortion bullshit. See also Dennis Kucinich.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at February 13, 2013 03:32 PM (QxSug)

364 International Longshoreman's Union.

Hony suit qui mal y pens.

Posted by: comatus at February 13, 2013 03:32 PM (qaVK+)

365 #351 What about her proctologist?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 13, 2013 03:32 PM (wbmaj)

366 Abbott or Costello

Posted by: Jim Nabors at February 13, 2013 03:33 PM (BVkEs)

367 F, Marry , K

Pelosi, Clinton, Sotomayor

Posted by: polynikes at February 13, 2013 03:34 PM (m2CN7)

368 Imagine you're kissing.
Now imagine they fall out while you do so.>>

If that is how she wants to signal for me to unzip I see no problem.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 13, 2013 03:34 PM (81UWZ)

369 I read that on the intertubz, people were complaining that the guy Lena Durnham is screwing in her series was too good looking and no one would believe he would do her.
Posted by: waldo
***

I would, but I'm a slug.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:34 PM (uhftQ)

370 Hony suit qui mal y pens.


Posted by: comatus at February 13, 2013 03:32 PM (qaVK+)


I read that as "Horny suit qui mal y penis", but that's just me.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2013 03:34 PM (Cnqmv)

371 got one for Jeff: http://www.collegedozen.com/2012/11/

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 13, 2013 03:34 PM (QTHTd)

372 317 Daughter of a longtime friend might well be the nearest damned thing to a stepdaughter, so saying "I love you" to someone who is extended "family" but not a blood relation is not exactly weird.


Still, she's fucking hot.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 13, 2013 03:27 PM (jCQ+I)

I know, right???

Posted by: Woody Allen at February 13, 2013 03:35 PM (4pNjZ)

373 Abbott or Costello
Posted by: Jim Nabors at February 13, 2013 03:33 PM (BVkEs)
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Yes please

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 13, 2013 03:35 PM (jucos)

374 See also Dennis Kucinich.

This girl is way hotter than that British woman.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 13, 2013 03:35 PM (QupBk)

375
367 -

I'll take kill, as in me.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:35 PM (TOk1P)

376 I know, right???

Posted by: Woody Allen at February 13, 2013 03:35 PM (4pNjZ)


And that's why you're my hero.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (xmcEQ)

377 I read that on the intertubz, people were complaining that the guy Lena Durnham is screwing in her series was too good looking and no one would believe he would do her.

Why do you think she writes fiction?

Posted by: zsasz at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (MMC8r)

378 I guess you're right, if you're going to hit it behind the dumpsters in back of the bar.



Half the fun of having something like this to play with is taking her around the block a few times.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:31 PM (ZDsRL)


No, what I'm going to do is get Texas girl nice and drunk, take her home and do shit to her that would make Caligula blush.

I guarantee you that's either not an option with the Ruskie, or would cost you a damn fortune.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (da5Wo)

379 280 So to paraphrase chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick:

I LIKE BUG BUTTS!
Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:22 PM (uhftQ)


That reminds me. This morning I saw a bumper sticker with a paw print that said I LIKE BIG MUTTS!

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (zoehZ)

380
The babe is from my alma mater - Texas State Univ.

Texas State is the ONLY College in Texas to have graduated a President of the United States-LBJ (I'm sorry, please forgive me).

Other than that, they changed the name from Southwest Texas State Univ. because of the reputation the school had earned as a "party school".

It was called a "party school" because in the early 80's the football team won the Div II championship twice, back to back. Playboy was doing their Ladies of the Southwest Conference spread and gave honorable mention to SWTSU as a "party school". It wasn't long after that the Univ. worked with the San Marcos PD to shut down anything resembling fun past 12 am.

So then there was the unintended consequence of college students driving drunk on I-35 between San Marcos and Austin (6th Street district and better parties).
I recently read that Texas State has the most coeds on a website for coeds and sugar daddies to meet and discuss creative educational loan arrangements.

Did I mention I have 2 degrees from there? I do. It was buy one get one free. Just kidding. Seriously, they never offered anything like that. But there has always been more fine hiney there per acre than any other school I've been to.

It took me 6 years to graduate. I had to pay my own way which was hard to do what with my beer budget and the gas for driving back and forth to Austin.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (dm7Ev)

381 As if Cohen couldn't get any creepier, he's featured on the Girl Scouts Advocacy site:

http://tinyurl.com/bcusn9a

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (UOM48)

382 I'd hit that with sea slugs dick.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (bTPOR)

383

I would expect her teeth to be out already if she's "kissing" me, Allen.

Posted by: imp at February 13, 2013 03:37 PM (UaxA0)

384 I live in Memphis.That the guy is a sleaze is no surprise.That he is interested in women is surprising.I always assumed he was gay

Posted by: My my at February 13, 2013 03:37 PM (G+E8b)

385 I wonder what she looks like without the makeup, photoshop, and with her tummy in its normal position instead of being sucked in so much that it touches her diaphram?

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2013 03:37 PM (U3ERv)

386 I know, right???

Posted by: Woody Allen at February 13, 2013 03:35 PM (4pNjZ)


And that's why you're my hero.
Posted by: Morgan Freeman at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (xmcEQ)
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Pikers. The idea is to 'hit it and quit it'. I think that's how the kids put it nowadays.

Posted by: R Polanski at February 13, 2013 03:37 PM (jucos)

387 >>> L'amour, qui peut le connaître?



What the hell is this? I was told there would be no math

***

I think that Ace is saying that he would rather read a western novel translated into Spanish that his spurs to her.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 13, 2013 03:37 PM (Hx5uv)

388 Imagine you're kissing.
Now imagine they fall out while you do so.


I'm not kissing that. You don't know where her mouth has been. Even though you know where it's going.
IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 03:37 PM (GFM2b)

389 Is Cohen a Member of The Tribe? A Shanda. He's a dirty old man. What'sa wrong is his right hand broken? Or maybe he is a lefty?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2013 03:38 PM (jE38p)

390
Aw, c'mon. Give Cohen a break. I've had girlfriends approximately like that since junior high. My current wife is just my sh*tscreen so that I can go on leading my merry life.

Now turn around, bend over, and put your hands on the bed. Ready?

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at February 13, 2013 03:38 PM (86f8N)

391 ???

Posted by: Sen. Bob Menendez at February 13, 2013 03:39 PM (iAUf+)

392 Nice filly there, Cohen!

Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 13, 2013 03:39 PM (K0mo4)

393 eh, reducing him to pedobear status is low shyte.

Posted by: Corvette at February 13, 2013 03:39 PM (h6XiD)

394 Rep Cohen? I'd hit it.

Posted by: Skanky ho in DC at February 13, 2013 03:39 PM (5H6zj)

395 Posted by: Sea Slug

Posted by: Radish at February 13, 2013 03:39 PM (/kI1Q)

396 I WAS HACKED!

Posted by: Steve Cohen at February 13, 2013 03:39 PM (jucos)

397 This girl is high maintenance. If you read her bio she says that she not going to work right away unless she can get her dream job. Otherwise she will just travel and do charity work. Must be nice.

Posted by: polynikes at February 13, 2013 03:40 PM (m2CN7)

398 why are you ruining this man's privacy?? And don't question us on our definition of privacy

Posted by: Feminist Rationalization Society at February 13, 2013 03:40 PM (60GaT)

399 The "longtime friend" thing might be some sort of start at a cover story -- or not. It opens the creepy door right from the start even if you try to play it off as someting innocent and misuderstood.
When I had retruned to school to finish my education around 1990 at a private city liberal arts college a girl came into class one day loudly bragging to her friends about having just banged her dad's business partner. On and on -- "the oral was unbelievable!" Really trying to be Miss thing. It was the deal where there was little campus housing so she probably saw this guy regularly though family soical events, one thing led to another and they had met up that morning for a romp at one of the downtown Chicago hotels.
She was from an affluent North Shore family I would guess (having grown up in that environment and recognizing the type) and was superficial with superfical firends and undoubtedly saw this as a huge score for all those times daddy was too busy to play princess with her. She was realtively attractive and young and the guy probably had little seduction to do in the whole thing, but wow. A lot of risk for that reward, especially since I couldn't imagine her missing out on the extra drama when she would invariably arranged for daddy to find out.

Posted by: Keith at February 13, 2013 03:40 PM (tz6Mq)

400 CNN is currently trying to get the owner of "The Heart Attack Grill" to take responsibility for the death by heart attack of it's best customer.

Media, you really have no shame, do you....

Posted by: © Sponge at February 13, 2013 03:40 PM (xmcEQ)

401 381 As if Cohen couldn't get any creepier, he's featured on the Girl Scouts Advocacy site:

http://tinyurl.com/bcusn9a

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:36 PM (UOM4

--Ew. Not gonna go there. And probably won't eat a Tagalong again.

Posted by: Woody Allen at February 13, 2013 03:40 PM (4pNjZ)

402 I never figured out how a nice "Canadian" could represent a Black district. His district is Harold Ford's old district.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 13, 2013 03:40 PM (wR+pz)

403 Well, ultimately the question is: do his constituents care?

In Kansas, Utah? Done.

Tenessee? If he's in a swing district, trouble. If he's in a swinger district, no problem.

Posted by: TallDave at February 13, 2013 03:41 PM (/s1LA)

404 Gold Diggers University? It looks like she's standing near a bank vault.

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2013 03:41 PM (WM+rJ)

405 Betty White or Helen Thomas?

Posted by: Sen. Frank Lautenberg at February 13, 2013 03:41 PM (iAUf+)

406 How about a ride in my Oldsmobile at Mahtha's Vinyaahd?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Dead at February 13, 2013 03:41 PM (K0mo4)

407 "I guarantee you that's either not an option with the Ruskie, or would cost you a damn fortune."

I'm sure they would both be able to handle just about anything in the sack.

Half the fun of a new car is pulling up the light and letting your freinds admire what your driving. This is a Camaro vs a Ferrari.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:42 PM (ZDsRL)

408 Pikers. The idea is to 'hit it and quit it'. I think that's how the kids put it nowadays.

Posted by: R Polanski at February 13, 2013 03:37 PM (jucos)

Dude, I'm not allowed to adopt anymore. For some reason the authorities are suspicious.

Posted by: Woody Allen at February 13, 2013 03:42 PM (4pNjZ)

409
You think they're going to do anything to him? Why, they let a convicted (in public opinion) child rapist and murderer like me run the Senate!

Posted by: Harry "Boy Crazy" Reid at February 13, 2013 03:42 PM (ggRof)

410
In the DM there was a photo of "Bobbi" Kristina or whatever the hell her name is. Whitney Houston's daugher. She looked a bit of a mess for a 19 y/o.

http://goo.gl/jRCkQ

Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 03:42 PM (ZzS+r)

411 Ew. Not gonna go there. And probably won't eat a Tagalong again.


Sucks getting kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a brownie.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 03:42 PM (GFM2b)

412 LOL. From WaPo 2007:

Meet freshman Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.),
a fun-loving hipster in an aging man's body, a liberal Jew from a
mostly black district (which is why he's at risk of being a one-termer),
a lover of music and a Hollywood extra.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)

413 Congressman Steve Cohen, boldly going where probably at least a dozen or more Texas State jocks have been....

Posted by: B at February 13, 2013 03:43 PM (DRWGY)

414 This Tagalog is wet and tastes like fish!

Posted by: Steve Cohen at February 13, 2013 03:44 PM (jucos)

415 Woot - i am on the Brink of jacking off……...

Posted by: Rep. Steve Cohen at February 13, 2013 03:44 PM (oKH8p)

416 In an ideal world this man should be left alone. If he wants to pretend that it is his fetching smile and broad chest that is attracting this tart, then let him.

But....this baby-raping cocksucker should be skewered.

1. Potential misuse of public funds.
2. TN is a conservative state. What would his constituents think?
3. Is this simple sexual harassment?
4. Make some shit up......

Alinsky Rules!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2013 03:44 PM (GsoHv)

417 Damn socks!

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 03:44 PM (4pNjZ)

418 So. In the War on Women, does this guy get a E for efficiency ribbon?

Srsly, this isn't an act of valor or heroism, it's more like a meritorious service commendation, right?

need suggestions....

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at February 13, 2013 03:45 PM (QxSug)

419 Slugs do it slooooowwwwly.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:45 PM (uhftQ)

420
This doesnt seem to me like a thing. Is this a thing?
Middle-aged bald Congresscritter falls for comely young blondie with impressive tracts of land who happens to dig baldCongresscritters.
Unprecedented!
Fwiw, I hope the righty-o-sphere doesnt get too worked up about this.
I dont think it will because theres naught to see really.

Posted by: md at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (H5Xh2)

421 I swear the DM never disappoints!

http://goo.gl/72Pr

I like the story of the brother who killed himself because the ins. company would not pay out after his brother murdered his sil and nephews. The whole family was bent: father and both sons.

Posted by: waldo at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (ZzS+r)

422 With the right hairpiece, he'd be every bit as attractive as Al Franken.

Posted by: comatus at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (qaVK+)

423 So weren't we being lectured recently on how some unnamed number of conservatives alleging that Obama "never" shot skeet was something that was going to backfire?


And this is supposed to be Something? This strikes me as Eyes Off the Ball type stuff. It's not like there's a shortage of real Dem scandals going on out there.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (DvVVN)

424 Congressmen and Senators should be held to the same standards as members of the Military. And if that were true, the halls of congress would be empty

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (jE38p)

425 So, while we are all discussing the attributes of this lovely co-ed, perhaps I should ask a few questions:

1. Cohen sits on the Homeland Security subcommittee. Any information useful to our enemies in that Subcommittee?

2. Exactly what does the "long-time family friend" do? Does he have any government contracts?

3. Does the co-ed happen to have any friends of a foreign persuasion? Arabs? Russians?

I don't know why I have to ask these questions. Pffft.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (GoIUi)

426 This is a Camaro vs a Ferrari.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:42 PM (ZDsRL)


See, I'd rather have the Camaro. I can drive it every day. It doesn't cost a fortune to have some work done. People admire it, but generally aren't plotting at every turn on how to steal it. And even if there's a little wear on the Camaro, I'm not freaking out, it's still a helluva ride.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (da5Wo)

427 I wonder what she looks like without the makeup, photoshop, and with her tummy in its normal position instead of being sucked in so much that it touches her diaphram?
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2013 03:37 PM (U3ERv)

A diaphram you say? I had no idea they came with thier own birth control installed already. I was led to believe they still had to shell out $8 bucksa month or I would have to spend $3.75 per night (.75 cents per condom x 5 condoms (status: animal)) to bang college chicks. Sweet. I'll have to rethink going to grad school again, as in for the second time.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (t06LC)

428 412 LOL. From WaPo 2007:

Meet freshman Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.),
a fun-loving hipster in an aging man's body, a liberal Jew from a
mostly black district (which is why he's at risk of being a one-termer),
a lover of music and a Hollywood extra.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM4

--Douchey and proud of it.

Thanks for doing all this digging on him, Jane; I would get physically ill seeing all this stuff.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 03:46 PM (4pNjZ)

429 Meet freshman Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.),

a fun-loving hipster in an aging man's body, a liberal Jew from a

mostly black district (which is why he's at risk of being a one-termer),

a lover of music and a Hollywood extra.



Look closely during the bar scene in Star Wars IV.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

430 "In an ideal world this man should be left alone"

nah. not difficult to keep these very normal thoughts to yourself

otherwise it's a slippery slope to politicians tweeting "bitch is fine!" 'n shit.


Posted by: JDP at February 13, 2013 03:47 PM (60GaT)

431
416 -

Fair point. If the left can refer to 24 year old volunteer servicemen as "kids..."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:47 PM (TOk1P)

432 Woot - i am on the Brink of jacking off……...
Posted by: Rep. Steve Cohen at February 13, 2013 03:44 PM (oKH8p)
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No no no.... you're doing it wrong. It's "I am poised for a Penis explosion".

Posted by: Steve Cohen at February 13, 2013 03:47 PM (jucos)

433 See, I'd rather have the Camaro. I can drive it every day. It doesn't
cost a fortune to have some work done. People admire it, but generally
aren't plotting at every turn on how to steal it. And even if there's a
little wear on the Camaro, I'm not freaking out, it's still a helluva
ride.



Call me if you ever inherit a Ferrari. I think we can make a deal.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:48 PM (8ZskC)

434 Burn the Witch, sometimes we need fossa, flying squid, and sea slug posts.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:48 PM (uhftQ)

435 Semi-related. It looks like SCOAMF was ahead of his time:

A Georgia state lawmaker with an unconventional grasp of the First Amendment is backing a bill that would make lewd photoshopping a crime punishable by a $1,000 fine.

Rep. Earnest Smith pointed, as proof of the problem, to a picture of his head that was recently edited onto a pornstar’s body. That image was created by a blogger who used the image to mock Smith.

The Augusta-based legislator said he was not worried the bill would step on First Amendment rights.

“Everyone has a right to privacy,” he told FoxNews.com. “No one has a right to make fun of anyone. It’s not a First Amendment right.”
. . . .

'Everyone has a right to privacy. No one has a right to make fun of anyone. It’s not a First Amendment right'

. . . . .

When asked if he thought his bill would target parodies -- which are protected by the First Amendment -- he said it didn’t matter.

“They (parody creators) live for something like this,” Smith said. “They are vulgar. This is about being vulgar. We’re becoming a nation of vulgar people.”

Not everyone shares Smith’s sentiments.

“He’s the conductor of his own crazy train,” one lawmaker told FoxNews.com.

****

There is no mention of party affiliation but he agrees with the Big Zero, thou shall not photoshop.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 13, 2013 03:48 PM (Hx5uv)

436 Posted by: TallDave at February 13, 2013 03:41 PM (/s1LA)

He's in Memphis...which is one of the HQ's of the FSA. They aren't going to care. That's the same city where the mayor (Herenton) had a desirable piece of land on Mud Island declared uninhabitable (or something along those lines), then bought the piece of land, had it reclassified and made a killing selling it to developers. While in office. Memphis is as corrupt as Chicago or New Orleans.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 13, 2013 03:48 PM (L8r/r)

437 I went back to look at her pic. I think I'm seeing a very faint 5 o'clock shadow. We need to find out if she's made any trips to Thailand.

Posted by: Soona at February 13, 2013 03:49 PM (tmdxK)

438
come to think of it, the post woulda been a Valentines Day hit.





'If I love you, what business is it of yours?' ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2013 03:49 PM (p/cQy)

439 Dude is Slugworth from the original (i.e., Gene Wilder) Willy Wonka movie.

Posted by: jakeman at February 13, 2013 03:49 PM (96M6e)

440 Call me if you ever inherit a Ferrari. I think we can make a deal.


Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 13, 2013 03:48 PM (8ZskC)



Naw, I know what it's worth. I'd sell it. Then I could have a couple Camaros to play with.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:49 PM (da5Wo)

441 I love her for all the wrong reasons...Yayyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 13, 2013 03:49 PM (iIoxT)

442 I imagine the chicks think of him as a "butterbody".

I'm trying not to think of him at all. Shudder. I'd say he's a 2+ bagger but that leads to nauseating mental pictures. Gag, where's the brain bleach?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2013 03:50 PM (fB2SD)

443 Memphis is as corrupt as Chicago or New Orleans.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 13, 2013 03:48 PM (L8r/r)

Its almost as if there is some unforseen common trait to these inner cities that breed corruption in even deep red states. I can't put my finger on it, but this one detail might mean something....

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 13, 2013 03:51 PM (t06LC)

444 Ace,

I am a firm believer in the nation of islam rule. Divide your age by half, add 3 or 4 years, and that is who you can bang.

I don't think this guy qualifies, but who knows. And who in the fuck in TN elected this idiot.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 13, 2013 03:52 PM (tVTLU)

445 I'll give Steve Cohen credit for one thing. He PROVED that the Congressional Black Caucus is purely racist. They used to say that it wasn't, that it was dedicated to issues of special interest to black people; but when Cohen, who represents a majority-black district, asked to join, they told him to pound sand.

Nasty.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 13, 2013 03:52 PM (C8mVl)

446 A diaphram you say? I had no idea they came with thier own birth control installed already.

I mean the diaphram above the tummy, not below it. That one comes pre-installed. The other type is an aftermarket addition.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2013 03:53 PM (U3ERv)

447
Burn the Witch, sometimes we need fossa, flying squid, and sea slug posts.

Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:48 PM (uhftQ)






Don't forget our old ONT friend the Aye Aye and his Fickle Finger of Death.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2013 03:53 PM (TIIx5)

448 "See, I'd rather have the Camaro. I can drive it every day. It doesn't cost a fortune to have some work done. People admire it, but generally aren't plotting at every turn on how to steal it. And even if there's a little wear on the Camaro, I'm not freaking out, it's still a helluva ride."

I understand. However, I'd rather have the Ferrari.

I've got a great car that I can drive every day and just use the Ferrari on the weekend - it keeps it kind of special. People do admire a nice Camaro, but the trouble is everybody has one. And although it's more trouble and expense, sometimes it's worth it to have something unique.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:54 PM (ZDsRL)

449
435 -

This nitwit probably doesn't realize it, but the topic has already been adjudicated.

See Britney Spears, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gillian Anderson, and every other hot female celebrity vs. The Guys Who Invented Photoshop For This Very Reason.

I don't know if that's the actual case designation, but he could look it up. They lost. Celeb heads on nekkid bods is legal. Provided no one involved is underaged.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:54 PM (TOk1P)

450 Old Congressmen getting young hotties is like legislation and sausage.

I don't want to see how any of them are made.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 13, 2013 03:55 PM (T0NGe)

451 445

dunno, that combined with the "fun-loving hipster" thing smacks of trying too hard

down with the struggle yo.

Posted by: JDP at February 13, 2013 03:55 PM (60GaT)

452 I am a firm believer in the nation of islam rule. Divide your age by half, add 3 or 4 years,


I thought for them it was divide your age by half & subtract 15 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2013 03:55 PM (GFM2b)

453
Burn the Witch, sometimes we need fossa, flying squid, and sea slug posts.



Posted by: Sea Slug at February 13, 2013 03:48 PM (uhftQ)







Don't forget our old ONT friend the Aye Aye and his Fickle Finger of Death.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2013 03:53 PM (TIIx5)






What about me? You'd think that with a nickname like "The Penis Fish", I'd be in like Flynn around the HQ.

Posted by: Candiru at February 13, 2013 03:56 PM (TIIx5)

454 I am a firm believer in the nation of islam rule. Divide your age by half, add 3 or 4 years, and that is who you can bang.

Actually, that's a rule for the elite as to who to marry. Half your age plus 7 years.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 03:56 PM (ZDsRL)

455 This thread is more fun than the Rubio one.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2013 03:57 PM (4pNjZ)

456 @448

I'd rather have both. Together in my garage. Roaring and purring next to my Vette, Lambroghini, and fuck it, Miata. Oh yeah.
No sadans, suvs, ortrucks.Crossovers either. I've never been to Thailand.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 13, 2013 03:57 PM (t06LC)

457 Great picture of the girl. This thread is one of the best ever. What's it about?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2013 03:57 PM (1Jaio)

458
Gold Diggers University? It looks like she's standing near a bank vault.

And that pic says, "SM Dozen" too. If they have one of them thar wimmen every month, sign me up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 13, 2013 03:58 PM (+z4pE)

459 This probably the same as Presdent Cliton and that young girl Monica Libinski. Presdent Cliton was trying help her be a better person just like this Congress-Person. What Bush did was far worse in lying to all of us for 8 years.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 13, 2013 03:58 PM (HlUFk)

460 Where's Anna Puma? She usually pulls out her vast library of Kate Uptonlinks by now.

Posted by: Soona at February 13, 2013 03:58 PM (tmdxK)

461
444 -

I disagree. The further she gets beyond 18, the less it matters. Somewhere around 21-22, she's no longer off limits to anyone who can succeed at winning her favor.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2013 03:58 PM (TOk1P)

462 Hot babes love creepy old dudes.

I have to chase 'em away with a stick just to get a little rest.

Posted by: Oswald at February 13, 2013 03:58 PM (o3wWh)

463 "Naw, I know what it's worth. I'd sell it. Then I could have a couple Camaros to play with.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2013 03:49 PM (da5Wo)"
You can only drive one at a time. Give me the Ferrari any day.

Posted by: real joe in blue state hell at February 13, 2013 04:00 PM (cObKe)

464 Can you imagine the comment thread we would have had if this was one of those space-age blogs that you can post pictures to?

And italic, and bold, and links and all the other nice things other people have that we can only dream about.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 04:00 PM (ZDsRL)

465 @458

You must not be familiar with Texas State (formerlly known as Southwest Texas. They changed thier name because of the rep they had as perennial No. 1 party school in Playboy.)

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 13, 2013 04:00 PM (t06LC)

466 You can only drive one at a time. Give me the Ferrari any day.
Posted by: real joe in blue state hell at February 13, 2013 04:00 PM (cObKe)

You lack imagination and flexability.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 13, 2013 04:01 PM (t06LC)

467 From the linked bio (she has a 3.0 GPA mind you) "Herberts Taco Hut! I eat their at least three times a week! I am such a regular that I get a discount… its amazing. I dont know how I don’t weigh 200 pounds!"

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 13, 2013 04:02 PM (UU0OF)

468 "You lack imagination and flexability.
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 13, 2013 04:01 PM (t06LC)"


You lack spelling.

Posted by: real joe in blue state hell at February 13, 2013 04:03 PM (cObKe)

469 @467

See Southwest Tex... sorry Texas State above.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 13, 2013 04:03 PM (t06LC)

470
Nice tits.

Hey, since we are talking about our incompetent Roman plutocrats here, shouldn't that phrase at the end of your post be in Latin?

Diligo , quisnam can teneo is?

A quibble, yes, but . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2013 04:04 PM (03IDC)

471 He's a liberal he get to do stuff like that, that's part of the reason people are liberals. Who gives a F

Posted by: occam at February 13, 2013 04:04 PM (fbUla)

472
You must not be familiar with Texas State (formerlly known as Southwest Texas. They changed thier name because of the rep they had as perennial No. 1 party school in Playboy.)

Aaahh, so that's them, eh? I thought that might have referred to SMU.

Oh, well, I'd still hit it like a screen door in a hurricane.

For about 20 seconds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 13, 2013 04:04 PM (+z4pE)

473 You don't need Bank to pull the 24 year-old hotties. Just a pillowcase and quick reflexes.

Rubber tubing also comes in handy. Or zip ties. Tomato, to-mah-to.

Posted by: Phinn at February 13, 2013 04:05 PM (93RDb)

474 A 3.0 GPA in the rigorous fashion marketing program at Texas State is akin to Law Review at Harvard.

No one doubts her academic skills.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2013 04:05 PM (ZDsRL)

475 eh, I hope I'm spelling the stuff in the other window correctly. Here I can buy an "i" and it doesn't matter so much

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 13, 2013 04:05 PM (t06LC)

476 She want to "model" on the side in Beverly Hills or Houston...

The Congressman is just helping her start her small business. Her daddy must be so proud

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 13, 2013 04:08 PM (0SXI6)

477 Pull!

Posted by: Steve "Sheetshooter" Cohen at February 13, 2013 04:08 PM (bGlsD)

478 You don't need Bank to pull the 24 year-old hotties. Just a pillowcase and quick reflexes.



Rubber tubing also comes in handy. Or zip ties. Tomato, to-mah-to.




She doesn't look like a size 13.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 04:12 PM (GQ8sn)

479 I have to wonder what her father is thinking right now. Probably looking around for a baseball bat, claw-hammer, golf cleats, and a vegetable peeler.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2013 04:13 PM (GQ8sn)

480 She's obviously KGB. I mean what other reason?

Posted by: Max Entropy at February 13, 2013 04:19 PM (rqFwm)

481 477Pull!Posted by: Steve "Sheetshooter" Cohen at February 13, 2013 04:08 PM (bGlsD)Very well stated, Congressman Cohen. Very well stated, indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2013 04:20 PM (03IDC)

482 I am from Memphis, TN. The weasel is congressman from an all black section of town, which is about all of them
anyway. He is a 4 term douche bag, and he must be tired
of looking at fat, ugly black asses and looking for a white,
blond chick. All the politicians in Memphis have been
indicted at least once and must gone to jail. Nothing to
see here!

Posted by: marcus tullius cicero at February 13, 2013 04:21 PM (EAuyj)

483 In this context, "ilu" means "I lust you".

Posted by: Ken in NH at February 13, 2013 04:22 PM (N9thc)

484 Cohen looks like the dude from the Farmers' Insurance commercials.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2013 04:27 PM (iAUf+)

485 When I got divorced the first thing I did was get a vasectomy. My doctor asked me how old my girl friend was. I told him I didn't have one. He rule of thumb, half your age add three years.

So now I date 15 year olds! Ha Ha.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 13, 2013 04:27 PM (wR+pz)

486 I wonder how much it costs to take one of these models for a test drive...besides the messy divorce and the eternity in hell part.

Posted by: sTevo at February 13, 2013 04:27 PM (NrSrt)

487 rule of thumb: date girls you find attractive.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at February 13, 2013 04:42 PM (QxSug)

488 Why does this nasty old creep know Twitter lingo the way a college kid would?
Do these fuckos EVER get anything useful done in D.C.? Seems like all they do is drink and chase skirts when they're not busy stealing our money.

Posted by: Madonna at February 13, 2013 04:52 PM (HzhBE)

489 Rep Cohen was a personal friend of the late, great, Warren Zevon. I assume that means he has some redeeming qualities. As near as I can tell none of those redeeming qualities are his politics.

Posted by: LTC F at February 13, 2013 05:01 PM (SElov)

490 Late to the thread, and had never really thought about it that way, but yeah, our so called public servants shouldn't really be part of the same fame/huge money orbit as are say, professional athletes, movie stars, mega rock bands and rappers, big time entertainers, etc.

This is all kind of sleazy, but the latter group have all earned their way to the top of a very rarefied pyramid bythe application of very rare talent and usually enormous effort.Has this guy really done anything special other than conning a block of people into voting for him?I may hate George Clooney's politics, but I don't begrudge him a bit of what fame and dollars he has earned.

Posted by: RM at February 13, 2013 05:04 PM (TRsME)

491 Cohen is know in TN as a big pot head.

Posted by: buffy at February 13, 2013 05:22 PM (INAPN)

492 Brink is actually a fairly pretty girl. But the fake tits really do her in. (the dog)

Posted by: TrueNorthist at February 13, 2013 06:51 PM (3Aixx)

493 Cohen drew my ire for sponsoring the Tobacco Tax Parity Act, to raise the tax levels on cigars and pipe tobacco to above and beyond those on cigarettes. It was something like a 25X increase in the price for a bundle of 25 cigars. Shithead.

Posted by: Rafe at February 13, 2013 08:30 PM (FjF19)

494 If the raving lefty can hook up with that, then good for him.

Posted by: Walknot at February 13, 2013 09:05 PM (cey9b)

495 She ain't that good looking, but a lot of guys bump blondes a couple of points higher than they deserve, so she's like an 8.5 to dillholes.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 13, 2013 09:21 PM (E55AK)

496 Ned? ! ? Ned Ryerson ? ! ?

Posted by: Minuteman at February 13, 2013 10:10 PM (gNqac)

497 Who are we to stand in the way of true love?

Posted by: MetricButtload at February 14, 2013 06:05 PM (S5gc7)






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