Obama SOTU/Chris Dorner Manhunt Open Thread

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Created by @notoserfdom.

Yes, alas, it's an Open Thread, and not a liveblog. I don't really feel like listening to this imbecilic gasbag. I asked around but no one else has much interest, either.

I proposed liveblogging the Derp song for as long as Obama spoke but that idea sounds cuter than it would be in practice.

Meanwhile, Ben Carson says he doesn't care if telling Obama the truth is found by some to be "offensive."

By the way, supposedly MSNBC is prepared to do the old split-screen if there's some breaking news in the Chris Dorner matter. They don't want to, of course. But they claim they're prepared to do so.

CNN/Chris Dorner Update: No, Anderson Cooper did not ask if it's harder to find a black man at night. See the "red flag" at the end.

I only say this because for five magical seconds I believed this was true, and I briefly lived in a wonderful world in which Cooper would be fired or suspended or at least painfully embarrassed tomorrow a.m., and then I realized "Wait, that's ridiculous, that couldn't possibly have happened," and then I was rudely torn from that magical place.

I watched 15 minutes of it (before the tweet) and he didn't say that at least in that timeframe.

So I wanted to spare you from similar disappointment.

Posted by: Ace at 08:38 PM



Comments

1 furst

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 08:39 PM (lVrhB)

2 what's supposed to be in the box with the big red x I am getting?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:39 PM (RZ8pf)

3 Segjundo?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 08:40 PM (Cnqmv)

4 I'm surprised this thread doesn't have thirty or forty comments by now.

Posted by: Empire1 at February 12, 2013 08:40 PM (PB4Lw)

5 German wirehaired pointer #1 I had one, best dog evah. hated Kittehs tho. killed cats coons and skunks unfortunately, terrific bird dog

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:41 PM (z3xrj)

6 Everyone should call or email cable news channels to ask them to keep live coverage of the Dorner case during the SOTU.

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 08:41 PM (opS9C)

7 I won't be watching the speech, but I would like to take this moment to congratulate Whitney Houston for being drug free for one year!

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at February 12, 2013 08:41 PM (Ys6PL)

8 Some say Dorner is a deranged psychopath. Others say he is Jesus Christ incarnate.

I reject both extremes.

Posted by: PresiDERP Obama at February 12, 2013 08:41 PM (mi1DY)

9 Matthews asked, "do any african americans live up there", while viewing the Big Bear area.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 08:42 PM (lVrhB)

10 Ace....you have given game effort for years....

and Fox LA says as a survival expert he is perhaps still alive in this fire....

because surviving heat that cooks off ammo will allow you to stand like the human torch....

we *listen* to these fucktards for data

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds)

11 6 Everyone should call or email cable news channels to ask them to keep live coverage of the Dorner case during the SOTU.

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 08:41 PM (opS9C)



--Agreed.

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 08:42 PM (mi1DY)

12 The sound of TFG's voice fills me with the urge to defecate.

'Sup Morons?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at February 12, 2013 08:42 PM (GRvW4)

13 Drudge has part of Rubio speech up, very good, kick the king baby, kick the Lyin kING!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:42 PM (z3xrj)

14 Piers Morgan has lost his only viewer.

Posted by: perdogg at February 12, 2013 08:42 PM (uRqp0)

15
Is Dornera crispy critter by now?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 12, 2013 08:43 PM (qCSo1)

16 I'm pinned down in my bunker, just a man, his guns, and a smartphone.

No SOTU for me, but I'll tweet a "YOU LIE!" to the White House's Twitter account every few minutes or so.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 12, 2013 08:43 PM (PH+2B)

17 lol@"those who say"

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 08:43 PM (60GaT)

18 Piers Morgan will be having a special episode tomorrow night examining the life of the roughly 1/5 of his audience that perished today in a tragic cabin fire. Courage.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at February 12, 2013 08:43 PM (5MGOE)

19 Since that cabin has a full basement, no telling what they will find once they go in.....

Posted by: carolina at February 12, 2013 08:44 PM (SlsM7)

20 18

he'll explore the "root causes." it's always about the root causes

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 08:44 PM (60GaT)

21 You Lie.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 08:45 PM (lVrhB)

22
The spice money must flow.

Posted by: Cont Vladimir Obama at February 12, 2013 08:45 PM (mETGQ)

23 The Dorner Manhunt, The Obama State of the Union, hmm...

It's like a synergistic brave new world in America.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 08:45 PM (WM+rJ)

24 Oh, there's something else going on tonight? I only have eyes for doggehs.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 08:46 PM (CA2NO)

25 19 Carolina,

I guess the Human Torch because the basement had a wooden roof that the Tac CO waited to see ignite....

odd....just insane crap from the media if the guy is alive it is because he evaded observation

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 08:46 PM (LRFds)

26 Telling the truth ain't brain surgery.

Posted by: Ben Carson at February 12, 2013 08:46 PM (oKH8p)

27 OK, I can see the graphic now and it is funny!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:46 PM (RZ8pf)

28 lol@"those who say"


Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 08:43 PM (60GaT)


Unfortunately the graphic is missing the incredibly important "Those Who Will not Let Him Be Clear" section.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 08:47 PM (CA2NO)

29 Bring on the flying squid!!

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 12, 2013 08:47 PM (9GaPd)

30 What channel's that hockey game on?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 12, 2013 08:47 PM (QLJPW)

31 Mayor VillLaRaza now speaking...

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 08:47 PM (opS9C)

32 Drudge has part of Rubio speech up, very good, kick the king baby, kick the Lyin kING!

***

I posted it in an earlier thread, but here's an excerpt from Rand's speech:

"Both parties have been guilty of spending too much, of protecting their sacred cows, of backroom deals in which everyone up here wins, but every taxpayer loses. It is time for a new bipartisan consensus. It is time Democrats admit that not every dollar spent on domestic programs is sacred. And it is time Republicans realize that military spending is not immune to waste and fraud.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)

33 23 The Dorner Manhunt, The Obama State of the Union, hmm...

It's like a synergistic brave new world in America.

Don't forget the Nork's new bomb.

Posted by: Ben Carson at February 12, 2013 08:47 PM (oKH8p)

34 I predict that 'Attendees to be insulted' will overlap with other groups, including those watching.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 12, 2013 08:47 PM (QupBk)

35 I saw a tweet linked from Drudge that says the reporters at the State of the Union watched a video of how to escape in case of a biological attack tonight.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:48 PM (RZ8pf)

36 30 What channel's that hockey game on?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 12, 2013 08:47 PM (QLJPW)

--I'm listening to Flyers-Jets on the radio. Plenty of others on though.

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 08:48 PM (mi1DY)

37 Thank you, Ace. Liveblogging with Teh Horde is fun and all, but I just can't take TFG's voice any more.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2013 08:48 PM (kaalw)

38 Why aren't my comments showing up?!?

Posted by: can't let go of old memes at February 12, 2013 08:48 PM (QupBk)

39 i just hope Paul doesn't start blabbing again about our (nonexistent) relationship with bin Laden in the '80s again to support his foreign policy views

random, but i no like historical inaccuracy.

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 08:49 PM (60GaT)

40 Why aren't my comments posting?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 08:49 PM (C9Grq)

41 Also, Ben Carson should be given a medal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 08:49 PM (CA2NO)

42 35 I saw a tweet linked from Drudge that says the reporters at the State of the Union watched a video of how to escape in case of a biological attack tonight.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:48 PM (RZ8pf)



Mooch must have had some brie cheese with her lunch today.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 08:49 PM (GEICT)

43 imbecilic gasbag is far too kind.

Posted by: jc at February 12, 2013 08:49 PM (i8c5b)

44 Who's the chick on Fox with the very nice rack?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 08:49 PM (GsoHv)

45 i just hope Paul doesn't start blabbing again about our (nonexistent) relationship with bin Laden in the '80s again to support his foreign policy views

random, but i no like historical inaccuracy.

***

I like Rand. I like him a lot, but I wish I could say I'm certain it won't come up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 08:50 PM (piMMO)

46 What was the name of that trail walking bridge crossing singing Russian panda cartoon loop?

Posted by: Buck O Phive at February 12, 2013 08:50 PM (R2ShP)

47 What if Dorner flooded the basement knowing the cops would fire up the place. In such a case scuba gear might be handy

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:50 PM (z3xrj)

48 Gah!

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 08:50 PM (C9Grq)

49 Jeff Flake is sooooo cuuuute.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 08:50 PM (piMMO)

50 Okay, *now* I know who Suzi Parker is.

never trust a journalist whose given name ends in i.

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 08:51 PM (mi1DY)

51 Some say...that he thinks Austrian is a language, and that he doesn't understand how a Constitution works. All we know is, he's called...the SCOAMF!

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2013 08:51 PM (k4bdL)

52 What happened to all those people that tell you a new thread is up? They on strike?

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 08:52 PM (X6akg)

53 Charlie Browns Dildo:

We're gonna need more of a description than "nice rack"; we're talking Fox here.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2013 08:52 PM (UN/ME)

54 Mayor VillaLaRazaMecha was teary eyed when he spoke.

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 08:52 PM (opS9C)

55
>>never trust a journalist whose given name ends in i.

Why do you hate the italics?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 08:52 PM (C9Grq)

56 I won't be watching. I just don't give a fuck about being lied to.

Posted by: Aaron at February 12, 2013 08:53 PM (Tlix5)

57

I'm gonna wait for the Bad Lip Reading version!

Posted by: Lily at February 12, 2013 08:53 PM (igSv+)

58 from Justin Amash:

"we"="government"; "ask"="order"; "invest"="borrow & spend more"; "shared prosperity"="central planning" #SOTUDecoderRing

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 08:53 PM (piMMO)

59 LOL--

I think my favorite is--

First Lady's VIP Victims Area

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 08:53 PM (r2PLg)

60 i was going to watch but i think i'll watch Fr. Ted instead.....glad the kop killer is dead....too bad he took people out with him...hope he rots....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 12, 2013 08:53 PM (GVxQo)

61 Is it too much to ask that someone slipped him a laxative and he sharts his pants on stage? I'm always the guy getting blamed for that kinda stuff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2013 08:53 PM (BH8oG)

62 What happened to all those people that tell you a new thread is up? They on strike?


***

I try, but alas I am not perfect.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 08:53 PM (piMMO)

63 did anyone watch Hawaii 5-0 last night? Were there any uncontrollable anti-conservative outbursts this week or is it safe to watch it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (RZ8pf)

64 Why does every place run by dems turn into a shithole?

http://goo.gl/j8oBp

( and will this tarnish the glow of golden-boy Booker?)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (53riN)

65 Also, Ben Carson should be given a medal.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist)

He was awarded the Medal of Freedom by President Bush in 2008.

He learned that he would be receiving this medal while performing a delicate 7 hour surgery.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (EAgmr)

66 Good grief, Dr. Carson *must* be smarter than the Pizza Man.

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (mi1DY)

67 Posted by: Aaron at February 12, 2013 08:53 PM (Tlix5) 2nd I will tune in for Rubio or Paul not the Lyin kING, EF JEF

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (z3xrj)

68 lets repeat last years open blog of :

THINGS ID RATHER DO THAN WATCH JEFS SOTU

Posted by: Avi at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (/ZEtn)

69 OMG the St. Bernard. S/he looks like his/her name should be Biffy Snuggleton.

And that Doberman looks so BRIGHT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (CA2NO)

70
The Blackhawks are on. No way I'm watching this steaming pile of fly bait shuck and jive.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (C9Grq)

71 KFI AM 640 ‏@KFIAM640

KFI will not carry the State of the Union address due to continuing coverage of #Dorner manhunt. You can listen to it live on @ktlkam1150.

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (opS9C)

72 "I saw a tweet linked from Drudge that says the reporters at the State of
the Union watched a video of how to escape in case of a biological
attack tonight."

I remember a time in recent American history when a certain Presidential administration was regularly accused of creating baseless security scares in order to buttress its controversial agenda.

Guess we can all be glad those bad times are gone, never to return.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (gqT4g)

73
"I won't be watching. I just don't give a fuck about being lied to. "

If I gonna be lied to - I'd rather it be a cute guy ina bar buying me a drink. At least I'd have a chance of enjoying what comes later.

Posted by: Lily at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (igSv+)

74 SOTU = Same Old Tired Untruths

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (8sCoq)

75 Sorry. I messed up the tiny url from #64.
Here it is: http://tinyurl.com/bglfn5x

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 12, 2013 08:55 PM (53riN)

76 The akita is a badass dog

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 08:55 PM (8sCoq)

77 The cabin had no power (or phone or cable tv) per the owner. So, the well pump wouldn't work = no water in the basement (or tub).

Posted by: carolina at February 12, 2013 08:55 PM (SlsM7)

78 Oh, and the graphic is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 08:55 PM (C9Grq)

79 Lily @ 73

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 08:56 PM (EAgmr)

80 Good grief, Dr. Carson *must* be smarter than the Pizza Man.

So is that adorable English Sheepdog. And he isn't even spayed.

Posted by: Mrs. Herman Cain at February 12, 2013 08:56 PM (Lxw+T)

81 http://www.iheart.com/live/177/?autoplay=true

KFI interviewing the man who spotted Dorner @ 12pm

Posted by: 13times at February 12, 2013 08:56 PM (h6XiD)

82 Is there dog talk here?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 08:56 PM (p/cQy)

83 Im sorry... but Rubio doin the speech partly in Spanish... just plain pisses me off...

This is F'n America... not Mexico... if you want your politicians to speak Spanish, /points south.... theres the Fkn border...

The only thing Rubio could say in Spanish that would NOT piss me off?

Si es ilegal, vuelva a Mťxico.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2013 08:56 PM (lZBBB)

84
reporters at the State of the Union watched a video of how to escape in case of a biological attack tonight. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:48 PM (RZ8pf)

Yeah, like we want the reporters to escape.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 08:57 PM (IDSI7)

85 We're so psyched.

Posted by: Miscellaneous Victims at February 12, 2013 08:57 PM (LCRYB)

86
>>The akita is a badass dog

If you like dogs that eat the faces of children and small women...Akitas might be less stable than Dalmations.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 08:57 PM (C9Grq)

87

Shouldn't there be an empty chair for Dorner?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 08:57 PM (jTKU5)

88 For alternative viewing "Citizen Kane" called by some the greatest movie ever made is on now on TCM. It is pretty amazing, but damn it is long.



More fun is "Notorious" with Cary Grant, directed by Hitchcock comes on at 10:15.

I refuse to watch JEF.

See you all later.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 08:57 PM (wR+pz)

89 Thanks for the KFI link. I will not watch SCOAMF

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 12, 2013 08:57 PM (qCSo1)

90 Every time Obama says I, me, my, I'm pouring 7% of my tumbler of Maker's Mark down my piehole.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 08:57 PM (WM+rJ)

91 CBS Los Angeles has reporters who are apparently so stupid that the they cannot make the connection between tear gas shells being fired into a wooden structure and a subsequent fire.

These are the people who we expect to hold Obama accountable?

Who is stupider...us or them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (GsoHv)

92 Doggehs doggehs doggehs! Doggehs doggehs doggehs!


Omg look at that Bernese Mountain Dog waaaaaannnnntttt.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (Gk3SS)

93 Boycotted Clinton speeches for eight year, and sad that it will be eight years of boycotting this azzhole. Can't stand to watch evil con men.

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (lGu1O)

94 Well I was pretty serious when I said I will not look or listen to that fuckfacefuck for the next 4 years, and I meant it. It will the only new years resolution for the next 4 frigging I'll actually stick to with a fucking smile.

Posted by: Berserker at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (FMbng)

95 i..uhh..me..i..ah..uhh..me..mmeee..i..

Posted by: willy at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (kUCQ4)

96
the Bernese Mtn. Dog is cool.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (p/cQy)

97 The Anatolian Shepherd looks like a wise old man that's seen a lot in its day.

Oh wow, the Bernese Mountain dog is gorgeous. Id' never have the gumption to own such a large dog, but wow. Just beautiful.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (CA2NO)

98
"Is Dorner a crispy critter by now?"


Corpseman.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (jTKU5)

99 President Some Say.

>>>"Yes, alas, it's an Open Thread, and not a liveblog. I don't really feel like listening to this imbecilic gasbag. I asked around but no one else has much interest, either."

Jesus, thank god.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (q177U)

100 74 SOTU = Same Old Tired Untruths


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (8sCoq)


With Obama? I've been calling it the State of Disunion... because if he told the truth?

"My Fellow Americans, and Brits who are my other Citizenship, the State of the Union pretty much sucks..."

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (lZBBB)

101 Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 08:57 PM (jTKU5)
There is only WON Empty Chair......Punk!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (z3xrj)

102 35
I saw a tweet linked from Drudge that says the reporters at the State of
the Union watched a video of how to escape in case of a biological
attack tonight.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:48 PM (RZ8pf)

Some would say that all elected officials are a form of biological attack

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (0SXI6)

103 um..next 4 frigging years.

Posted by: Berserker at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (FMbng)

104 My friend has a Bernese Mountain Dog. It's taller than she is. They look funny when she takes it for a walk. Sweetest dog though.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (RZ8pf)

105
I remember a time in recent American history when a certain Presidential administration was regularly accused of creating baseless security scares in order to buttress its controversial agenda.

Guess we can all be glad those bad times are gone, never to return.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2013 08:54 PM (gqT4g)


Oh, you never know. We might someday elect a Republican Administration to preside over the wreckage, in which case baseless security scares and the legions of homeless will once again be journalistic staples.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (IDSI7)

106 >>>If I gonna be lied to - I'd rather it be a cute guy ina bar buying me a
drink. At least I'd have a chance of enjoying what comes later.

Lily, you're gonna get that anyway, - in the squeakhole.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (WM+rJ)

107 some stawmen say..

Posted by: willy at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (kUCQ4)

108 And tomorrow night there will be the "Battle Of The Blues" inside the Cameron Indoor Insane Asylum.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (HjPtV)

109 What's the over/under on the number of Supreme Court Justices in attendance?

Posted by: Fred Garvin at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (pMEoX)

110 So, for alternatives to the JEF SOTU:

1. Hockey

2. Dog show

3. Classic movies

4. Kate Upton's new SI SI spread online

???

999. Vacuuming.

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (mi1DY)

111 "The Black Russian Terrier was bred in Russia."

NO. You don't say?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (CA2NO)

112 Jonah Goldberg ‏@JonahNRO

Obama SOTU 6,419 words. Imagine how much shorter it would be if stupid strawmen would simply let him be clear.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (8sCoq)

113 Somewhere, there's somebody looking at the live feed from Big Bear, Ca, and saying...

"MOTHERF*C*ER!!! That's my f*c*in' CABIN!!!!!"

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (YbiZk)

114 For those who don't want to watch, here's the executive summary of the State of the Union: hosed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (IDSI7)

115 Who is that tent-shaped woman?

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (LCRYB)

116 I wanted to do the English part of my response with a British accent. After all, most Britons won't vote for me either.

Posted by: Senator Marco Rubio at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (Lxw+T)

117 Omfg I don't think I would want a dog bred by Russian scientists. Some might say that this is better than one bred by Japanese scientists thought. Less tentacles.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (Gk3SS)

118 The people at Law and Order have a real dilemma now. They have a great 'ripped from the headlines' story to knock off, but it has a black criminal (and a cop, to boot). What to do, what to do, what to do? It'll be interesting to see how they turn this into a persecution of a gay/minority/enivronmental crusader by the evil white man.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (F3s39)

119
"The Black Russian Terrier was bred in Russia."

NO. You don't say?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (CA2NO)


But what color are they?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (IDSI7)

120 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (Gk3SS)



AtC!!!

How's your dad? I asked my dad about the antibiotic he took, I have the name if you want it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)

121 I'm assuming the threat of biological attack is because Sheila Jackson Lee (did I get the name right this time?) has been sitting in her chair waiting for Obama for the last 8 hours and its getting a little ripe under there.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (RZ8pf)

122 What's the over/under on the number of Supreme Court Justices attending?

Posted by: DrEvil at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (pMEoX)

123 94
Well I was pretty serious when I said I will not look or listen to that
fuckfacefuck for the next 4 years, and I meant it. It will the only new
years resolution for the next 4 frigging I'll actually stick to with a
fucking smile.


Posted by: Berserker at February 12, 2013 08:58 PM (FMbng)


====
I think you left out a fuckity fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck, but we'll let you off easy this time.

Posted by: jc at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (i8c5b)

124 I love how, in dogs that are pure black, you can't see their eyes and the only color you ever seem to get is their pink tongue. I just think that's so cute.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (CA2NO)

125
"Unfortunately the graphic is missing the incredibly important "Those Who Will not Let Him Be Clear" section."

Those people and the "Those Who Make No Mistake" proved to be too large a presence to be accommodated in the Capital Building and havebeenseated ina dilapidated high school gym in SE DC to watch Barky's BS on an old 26" RCA TV set with rabbit ears.

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (A3yiq)

126 Wait no one else is watching, I'll stay.

How about some burned up Dorner jokes? The horde with all the taste it is known for, should be able to come up with some good ones.


Looks like the cops burnt some toast?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (wR+pz)

127 115 Who is that tent-shaped woman?
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (LCRYB)


_________

Where?

The Dog Show--or the SOTU?

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (r2PLg)

128 Reading that Kate Upton story in the sidebar, it's clear she doesn't know the difference between frostbite and hypothermia. Not that said lack of knowledge would oblige me to kick her out of bed or anything.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (673KB)

129 Dorner burned up just in time for POTUS SOTU..

/question the timing

Posted by: willy at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (kUCQ4)

130 This asshole better know to wrap things up before 10.

Thank God that FX don't have to put up with his shit.

Posted by: Nick Searcy at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (Ks9M3)

131

Less painful alternative to the SOTU...


Hangin' in the cabin with Dorner.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (jTKU5)

132
Hooch!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (p/cQy)

133 What if Dorner flooded the basement knowing the cops would fire up the place. In such a case scuba gear might be handy

----

Don't credit his survival training. He watched the first part of Bride of Frankenstein and got that idea.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 12, 2013 09:01 PM (ATdet)

134 What if it was just a Fathead of Dorner?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:02 PM (C9Grq)

135 Awwww, the Cane Corso looks so saaaaad! It's one of those sad-eyed doggehs.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:02 PM (CA2NO)

136 I hate to say this but--I might watch the SOTU just to see if Ted Nugent yells out--

Stranglehold!

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:02 PM (r2PLg)

137 The seating chart is missing "My Predecessor" and "[The proponents of] The Failed Policies of the Past."

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (Nfpnr)

138 AtC!!!



How's your dad? I asked my dad about the antibiotic he took, I have the name if you want it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)



Dad's good and yes, please, I forgot to ask which one he's on. Right now the plan is that he gets moved to the rehab place on Thursday so that's good.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)

139 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:59 PM (RZ8pf)

Sweet, beautiful dogs, and the puppies have the most incredibly soft fur.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (GsoHv)

140

Grab a match, light it and bounce it along in front of you.

What is it?

Jordan Dorner running from the cabin.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (jTKU5)

141 POTUS TOTUS speaks!

Posted by: willy at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (kUCQ4)

142
Obama SOTU 6,419 words. Imagine how much shorter it would be if stupid strawmen would simply let him be clear.

If He cut out all first person personal pronouns, it would be about 19 words.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (IDSI7)

143
Ted Nugent! FUCK YEA...

Posted by: Talibill at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (qk/nQ)

144 102
35

I saw a tweet linked from Drudge that says the reporters at the State of

the Union watched a video of how to escape in case of a biological

attack tonight.



So Hank Johnson is going to wear that fucking cologne again?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (wR+pz)

145 I prdict lowest ratings ever for a State of the Union address, everybody already knows the ship is sinking.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (IanLz)

146 Ben Carson.....is a hoss. Just wanted to get that out there. And speaking up at the prayer breakfast in his own 160 IQ way was just a very eloquent FU to the POTUS.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (Md8Uo)

147 Holy cow, that Doberman is like a perfect Anubis statue.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (CA2NO)

148 No live blog??

Posted by: Waingro at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (+k7pf)

149 You'd think these handlers would be thinner....

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (X6akg)

150 I'm fully committed to the War on Terriers.

Posted by: Choom King at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (MMC8r)

151

How long before the Dorner sightings begin?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (jTKU5)

152 spotted on yahoo news:

Chief Charlie Beck, who initially dismissed the allegations in the rant,
said he would reopen the investigation into his firing ó not to appease
the ex-officer, but to restore confidence in the black community, which
long had a fractured relationship with police that has improved in
recent years.

Posted by: mallfly at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (bJm7W)

153 Yeah, that liveblog thingy costs money.

I'm not wasting my hard-earned coin on that POS.

Posted by: Andy at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (OZPoa)

154 FOX: Hes been killed, CBS: Hes escaped, NBC: He has hostages, MSNBC: Police Racist, Dorner victim Onion: Hes riding through the forest on a unicorn

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (eTqV5)

155 You can use charcoal to make my face. Hey, I think there's some over there by that smoldering cabin and the charred AR-15.

Posted by: Frosty the Snowman at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (Lxw+T)

156 Gloria Borger is such a dumb dried up whore.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (LCRYB)

157 No live blog??
--

Who would you condemn to watching and listening to the sibbilant snake?

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (F3s39)

158 Dad's good and yes, please, I forgot to ask which one he's on. Right now the plan is that he gets moved to the rehab place on Thursday so that's good.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)



Avelox (Moxifloxacin)

Here's WebMD's page on it. Take notice of side effects, especially severe ones.

http://tinyurl.com/am39zys

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (GEICT)

159 I've long kind of hated the liveblog and never understood the advantage over commenting.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (LCRYB)

160 Ok, is Moochelle's hair a wig or what?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (rNR/C)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (CA2NO)

162

>>How long before the Dorner sightings begin?

I dropped a Dorner off at the pool, this morning.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (C9Grq)

163 148
No live blog??


Posted by: Waingro at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (+k7pf)

We have live commentary of the dog show, hockey game, Shit of the Union, campfire stories...and other musings.

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (FIDMq)

164 73 Lily

*sidles over*

Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

165 How long before the Dorner sightings begin?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (jTKU5)



At the SOTU or the dog show?


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (Gk3SS)

166 Ace-
You forgot the First Lady's feeding area. You know, the place where they tie a goat to a pole.

Posted by: Sean's dick at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (6TB1Z)

167 No live blog??
Posted by: Waingro at February 12, 2013 09:03 PM (+k7pf)___ _____ ____ ____ ____ ___ _ _ ___ ___ _ _Ace thought the speech would be called off because Dorner is just like OJ, or something.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (jTKU5)

168 I'll be going for the ooze at the nose crease.

Posted by: Giant House Fly at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (R2ShP)

169 Who will present the most interesting rebuttal?

Rubio?

Rand?

Uncle Ted?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (piMMO)

170 You know what this room needs? A smile.

Posted by: The Rastafarian from Minnesota at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (YDRW6)

171 Chief Charlie Beck, who initially dismissed the allegations in the rant,

said he would reopen the investigation into his firing ó not to appease

the ex-officer, but to restore confidence in the black community, which

long had a fractured relationship with police that has improved in

recent years.
--

What's he going to do to restore faith among little old ladies, Asians, white men and truck owners?

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (F3s39)

172 Man, that is an embarrassing old sock.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (6TB1Z)

173 >>>You know what this room needs? A smile.

hah.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (LCRYB)

174 so dorner carjacks a man who lives full time up in big bear, dorner points a rifle at him and orders him out of the car. The man "can i grab the leash for my dog"? Dorner - get out of the car and take the damn dog.

Man calls sheriff buddy, then calls a buddy to come pick him up - after a bit of frantic dashing through forested area.

They drive to a CHP checkpoint.

1M reward pending.

Posted by: 13times at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (h6XiD)

175 Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!

Posted by: Uncle Ted's loincloth at February 12, 2013 09:06 PM (kUCQ4)

176
>>I've long kind of hated the liveblog and never understood the advantage over commenting.<<

Sometimes, in a relationship, you have to make sacrifices, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (C9Grq)

177 Open seating! I'm listening on the radio. I'll watch Rubio and Paul's rebuttals. Levin was reading excerpts from Drudge.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (mkb9H)

178 "The Giant Schnauzer appeared in Europe in the late 1800s."

It just appeared? What, did it come to earth on a comet?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (CA2NO)

179 A goat to a pole? Really nice! spits soda on computer.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (rNR/C)

180 Now on -
CMT: Young Guns
AMC: Happy Gilmore
IFC: Lethal Weapon

Justified at 10. Yeah, I won't be watching this turd.

Posted by: Andy at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (OZPoa)

181 Mayday:

Easypeasy. All his grievances will of course be valid. He will accidentally kill someone, but they will be racist, so who cares.

He will die at the hands of the very dirty cops he was complaining about.

DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (UN/ME)

182 2nd try, intended thread...

LA link just switched to SotU - turning it off. Are there supposed to be two tied up in the burning cabin?

Posted by: Ruby Waco at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (WgBz9)

183 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (GEICT)

So....got a dose of the clap?

Hopefully from this woman:

http://tinyurl.com/a4l3dfp

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (GsoHv)

184
Marmaduke

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (p/cQy)

185 How long before the Dorner sightings begin?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (jTKU5)


At the SOTU or the dog show?


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (Gk3SS)Nah, on pieces of toast, trees, windows, walls, pancakes...

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (jTKU5)

186 I've long kind of hated the liveblog and never understood the advantage over commenting.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (LCRYB)
This. Oh, THIS a gazillion times over.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:08 PM (YbiZk)

187 149 You'd think these handlers would be thinner....

Sometimes I can't help but judge the dog by what the handlers are wearing.
The handler for last night's Norwegian Elkhound looked like she was wearing dead squirrels. Yeah, I'm that shallow.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 12, 2013 09:08 PM (qtKqj)

188 It is difficult to look at that room and accept that so few people can do so much damage.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:08 PM (piMMO)

189 Sorry he's late - he's busy getting me coffee.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 12, 2013 09:08 PM (yVmMc)

190 Great Pyrenees is like a polar bear dog

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 09:08 PM (8sCoq)

191 the Live Blog sucks.

... and not just because none of the Guardians of the Comments approve my witticisms.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (J8DGo)

192 I've long kind of hated the liveblog and never understood the advantage over commenting.

***

Commenting IS live-blogging.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (piMMO)

193
The people at Law and Order have a real dilemma now. They have a great 'ripped from the headlines' story to knock off, but it has a black criminal (and a cop, to boot). What to do, what to do, what to do? It'll be interesting to see how they turn this into a persecution of a gay/minority/enivronmental crusader by the evil white man.
Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (F3s39)


You're kidding, right? They'll change it to a white veteran who snapped after 27 tours in Afghanistan because Republicans denied his cry for psychiatric help in an economy move.

They could do a show on Joe Stalin and make it about a conservative serial killer who keeps kidnapping people and murdering them in the Lubyanka to frame Joe.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (IDSI7)

194 183

The only thing I've ever gotten from a woman like that is a restraining order.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (MMC8r)

195 What kind of dog does Ted Nugent have?

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (lVrhB)

196
How long before the Dorner sightings begin?


He officiated my wedding to some stripper in Vegas not two hours ago! Elvis sang as she walked down the aisle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (hpDVh)

197

WHY aren't my comments appearing???

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (jTKU5)

198
That Great Dane....is a hoss. Just wanted to get that out there. Literally, Great Danes are about as big as a hoss.
And the way that Great Dane just looks at you like she didn't care at all, while the SOTU is going on, well, that dog is a great American and giving a big FU to the POTUS.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (Md8Uo)

199 KFI radio is 24/7 on the Dorner story.

http://www.iheart.com/live/177/?autoplay=true

Posted by: 13times at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (h6XiD)

200 ...I'm assuming the threat of biological attack is because Sheila Jackson Lee (did I get the name right this time?) has been sitting in her chair waiting for Obama for the last 8 hours and its getting a little ripe under there. - Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:00 PM (RZ8pf)

Headline Mashup Winner So Far

Posted by: Unbiased Judges at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (WgBz9)

201
I've long kind of hated the liveblog and never understood the advantage over commenting.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (LCRYB)

We all feel empowered.

Deep down we are all singing "I am Woman, Hear Me Roar."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (GsoHv)

202 195
What kind of dog does Ted Nugent have?

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (lVrhB)

Rabid Wolves

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (FIDMq)

203 Would you like to pet my Giant Schnauzer

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (0SXI6)

204 That Pyrenees is stunning. Bwahahahaha walking snow drift.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (Gk3SS)

205 Oh goodie, the scoamf is coming.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (rNR/C)

206 comment faster internet monkeys. I demand to be entertained.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (RZ8pf)

207 Basically San Bernardino county taxpayers just bought a new mountain cabin. I mean what were the police thinking? And there are still reports the guy escaped. WTF.

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (eTqV5)

208 Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (UN/ME)
--

Send your resume to Dick Wolf. I'm sure his staff is bored silly from writing the same plots over and over for the past 20 years.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (F3s39)

209 So....got a dose of the clap?

Hopefully from this woman:

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:07 PM (GsoHv)



Uhhhh...no. Dad had bronchitis.


And if I'm getting the clap....I want it to be her.

http://www.hi-check.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kate-Upton-Bodypaint-5.jpg

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (GEICT)

210 Who the hell is the blonde molesting Cantor?

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (r2PLg)

211 Obama's all smiles as he meets the Congressmen he refuses to meet for real.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (LCRYB)

212
How long before the Dorner sightings begin?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (jTKU5)


At the SOTU or the dog show?


Well, the GrandNational always has its share of Sarah Jessica Parker and John Kerry sightings, but that's an honest mistake.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (IDSI7)

213 Why is Fox using Juan Williams tonight. Christ he's annoying.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (rNR/C)

214 Deep down we are all singing "I am Woman, Hear Me Roar."


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (GsoHv)


Sir; Serious Man Card Violation!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (lZBBB)

215 At the SOTU or the dog show?




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (Gk3SS)



Barry is going to combine the SOTU with the dog show in case he gets hungry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (zCpPB)

216
Watching Westminster Dog Show; our own breed, the Portuguese Water Dog is coming up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (Jcd0S)

217 Rebuttal: "Jane you ignorant slut'...oh please....

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (XLuH2)

218 Great Pyrenees!
Looks like a cross between a Golden and the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man!
Awwwwwww.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (C8mVl)

219 Could they make those ribbons--any bigger....

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (r2PLg)

220 Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:09 PM (IDSI7)

It's amazing that even their hard-core Leftist murderers have a conservative bent to them.

If I weren't so forgiving, I would suspect an ulterior motive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (GsoHv)

221 They're delayed taking the shout-out to Chris Dorner off the teleprompter.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (MMC8r)

222
Oh goodie, the scoamf is coming.

Posted by: JaimoThat's what Michelle said!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (Md8Uo)

223 I've long kind of hated the liveblog and never understood the advantage over commenting.



Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (LCRYB)
This. Oh, THIS a gazillion times over.
--

I never got it either. But then again, Twitter confuses me.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (F3s39)

224 151


How long before the Dorner sightings begin?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:04 PM (jTKU5)

Could make for a nice sunset, or anybody downwind of the fire blows their nose...carbon snot is the worst!

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (FIDMq)

225 Juan Williams is a suckup bitch


just sayin

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (EZl54)

226 RE the Great Pyrenees: "An animated snow drift."

SO TRUE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (CA2NO)

227 Fuck. Mr. Me has decided that he/we HAVE to watch the SOTU. Bad enough. But fuck, why is Juan Williams doing so much damn talking?

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (YbiZk)

228
I like the Swissy. He looks like my kinda dog.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (p/cQy)

229 Screw it, I'm watchin a movie.

Posted by: sTevo at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (VMcEw)

230 Dorner sighting NCIS LA.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (lVrhB)

231 What are the green ribbons for? Please, tell me it's not Sandy Hook. Please?

Posted by: Dish of Red at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (Dmq63)

232 Someone actually elected these cackling old whores? Good God man.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (rNR/C)

233 Great Pyrenees breed standard:
Color: whiter than MSNBC but not as white as TNR

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (0SXI6)

234
>>Oh goodie, the scoamf is coming.


Skeet!

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (C9Grq)

235 Crap. I'm at a freaking bar and the put dear leader on the tv. Spit. Isn't there a hockey game on or something.

Posted by: Spypeach at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (0cUd9)

236 WTF? Twitchy is reporting that Anderson Cooper just asked if a black man is harder to find at night. I think he was referring to Dorner and not Obama...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (RZ8pf)

237 Piers Morgan will be preempted this evening.

He's in mourning.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (MMC8r)

238 Those who are watching the SOTU, I appreciate your sacrifice. I'm not going anywhere near it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (X11b6)

239
We all feel empowered.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (GsoHv)


Power isn't granted, it is seized.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (IDSI7)

240
Theres the mop dog.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (p/cQy)

241 Watching Westminster Dog Show; our own breed, the Portuguese Water Dog is coming up.

****

I coulda been a contenda!

Posted by: Bo the FDOTUS at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (piMMO)

242 BAAH! Sheila Jackson Lee. Camera 2!

Posted by: Waingro at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (+k7pf)

243 Eeeeeeee the Komondor! I love them so much.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (Gk3SS)

244 "It just appeared? What, did it come to earth on a comet?"

Nein. It came from the Wald, riding on a unicorn. I read that somewhere.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (HjPtV)

245 Not that I am trying for approval by agreeing with Ace, but the live blog seems more cumbersome and slower than the usual running thread. I don't know how Pixy's servers might cope with the volume of comments reacting to a live event though.


In any event, I will not be watching or listening to the Kabuki pseudo-theater from TFG! I may watch Rand re-runs.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (Cnqmv)

246 Someone check the Komondor for weed, mon.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (CA2NO)

247 Juan, you ignorant slut!

Posted by: Dr. K-hammer at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (Ks9M3)

248 The mop is cute. Wouldn't want the upkeep tho.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (vTi1t)

249

Tammy Bruce with running commentary ala MST3K

http://tammyradio.dyndns.org/talkstreamlive/


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (iNcoE)

250
Not going to watch at all. Not interested in Obama's lies.

Posted by: Fresh at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (O7ksG)

251 Crap. I'm at a freaking bar and the put dear leader on the tv. Spit. Isn't there a hockey game test patternon or something. Posted by: Spypeach at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (0cUd9)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (IDSI7)

252 Chris Matthews points out the black to white human ratio in Big Bear, yet is oddly silent about the ratio of black and brown bears to polar bears...

Posted by: MostlyRight at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (w9AQ4)

253 I'd watch, but my dog is licking his balls

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (lD8ju)

254
I've long kind of hated the liveblog and never understood the advantage over commenting.



Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:05 PM (LCRYB)
-------------------------------
When our comments get selected, it gives our lives a more defined sense of purpose.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (QLJPW)

255 Jeebus Breyer is making Ginsburg look healthy.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (r2PLg)

256 ShitHead ought to give John Roberts a big ol' sloppy wet kiss for his work on ObamaCare.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (YbiZk)

257 190 Great Pyrenees is like a polar bear dog

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 09:08 PM (8sCoq)


Stay away from Belle!!

Posted by: Sebastian at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (mi1DY)

258 "Piers Morgan will be preempted this evening."

Obama finally does something good for America.

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (yVmMc)

259 Aisle bird madness

John Conyers got his tongue dirty

Sheila Jackson Lee crack dives

DWS still pulling her nose and upper lip out of Obungo's lower intestine.


Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (EZl54)

260 Jeez. Weaseldick thinks he's a rock star. Save the glad handing for later, chief.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (WM+rJ)

261 Not watching that commie-coddled asshole and his plan to unmake America.

There are more important things to worry about. I just ordered a new optic for my last iron-sighted flat top carbine. Aimpoint PRO. 2 MOA red dot. Comes very highly rated from those who know such things. Brownell's still has them in stock for $400. Shipped same day I ordered.

Another one of those items you need to acquire while they're still legal and affordable for the common rabble. "Chattering classes", if you will.

Link in name.


Posted by: McCroskey at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (QAhHk)

262 Ace, live blogging is regular blogging as a video game.

Posted by: THANK YOU FOR NOT LIVEBLOGGING TFG!! at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (1zmtP)

263 Biden's pissed.

He was promised ice cream.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (MMC8r)

264

Dorner sighting above my chimney...

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (jTKU5)

265 Oh fuck, Orson Wells is going nuts. The lighting in Citizen Kane is fucking amazing.



Rosebud!



Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (wR+pz)

266 can't watch SCOAMF ..gives me the urge to hurl

Posted by: Uncle Ted's loincloth at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (kUCQ4)

267 Awwww, the Leonberger! ADORABLE!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (CA2NO)

268 251. NBCSports, Rangers/Bruins

Posted by: DrEvil at February 12, 2013 09:14 PM (pMEoX)

269 Obama's all smiles as he meets the Congressmen he refuses to meet for real.
--

I can't (won't) watch, but are you sure he's not just baring his teeth at them? And, where is his middle finger? Gotta always keep an eye on that middle finger.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (F3s39)

270
Hey, Obama just said he realized he's totally unqualified to be President, tore up his Communist Party membership card, and announced his resignation, along with his engagement to Larry Sinclair!

Teach you guys not to watch ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (IDSI7)

271 Leonberger: dog or meat sandwich for Obama

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (0SXI6)

272 I don't know what breed is up right now but I'd like to give that dog a big hug.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (X11b6)

273 Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (YbiZk)

Announce that you will withhold sex if he insists on watching TFG.

Trust me, it will work.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (GsoHv)

274 Hey.... can we get that guy from RedEye to do a State of Disunion Half time report???

You know... the one where he fact checks? because... we KNOW the MSM won't do it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (lZBBB)

275
Leon's Burgers?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (p/cQy)

276 We all feel empowered.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (GsoHv)

Power isn't granted, it is seized.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (IDSI7)


'Power grows from the end of a gun!' (and millions of rounds of ammo purchased by the USG are a big help as well!)

Posted by: Chairman Mao at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (Cnqmv)

277 The Weather Chanel!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (wR+pz)

278 Body paint provides essential nutrients for breast enhancement.

http://tinyurl.com/byhlevs





Posted by: Daily Upton Update, more interesting than a SCOAMF at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (dvRYt)

279 Piers Morgan will be preempted this evening.


And nobody will notice.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:15 PM (YbiZk)

280 No need to watch:

Fair share. Common sense gun control. Green energy. Investment in the Future.

You're welcome.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (MMC8r)

281 "I don't really feel like listening to this imbecilic gasbag."

Thanks Ace. This will be my go-to response when people ask if I'm tuning in....for the next four fuckin' years.

Posted by: wankette at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (kSBJy)

282 The Blonde Molesting Cantor dog is known for its sheer coat, unusual paws, and mismatch of curtains to carpet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (YDRW6)

283
ha. mastif name was spartacus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (p/cQy)

284 Speaking of NBC. Comcast bought out GE today, so the cable guys own it all.

Expect to see them start to charge you for MSNBC in your cable bill.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (wR+pz)

285 You guys look like you're having a sad.

Here, allow me to help.

CBD, I think you'll like this.


The Upton, body paint.

http://tinyurl.com/as3ye3w

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (GEICT)

286 Fuck u. The last time i trusted u i woke up and my balls were gone.

Posted by: The Family Dog at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (+iUsQ)

287 *grabby hands at Neapolitan Mastiff*



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (Gk3SS)

288 From Jamie Dupree:

President Obama will call on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage to $9/hour by 2015 (now at $7.25/hour)

Posted by: Bo the FDOTUS at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)

289 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:17 PM (piMMO)

290 Barky really wanted to watch the Westminster Dog Show to select an entree for the next state dinner!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 09:17 PM (Cnqmv)

291 282 The Blonde Molesting Cantor dog is known for its sheer coat, unusual paws, and mismatch of curtains to carpet.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 12, 2013 09:16 PM (YDRW6)

_________________

Thanks.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:17 PM (r2PLg)

292 Roman war dog?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 09:17 PM (8sCoq)

293
I'd change the station and watch, but my cat's butt is on my hand and I can't reach the remote.

Typing with one hand here.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 12, 2013 09:17 PM (Md8Uo)

294 No, the constitution does make us rivals. The government was intentionally set up to have a bunch of rivals in power and for them to act as rivals, you fucking idiot.

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:17 PM (dfS5g)

295
Newfy, da winner!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:17 PM (p/cQy)

296 Tammy Bruce is bringing on the shit against SCOAMF. Calling him a "dumb bastard" etc. Great to listen to!

http://tammyradio.dyndns.org/talkstreamlive/

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (EAgmr)

297 253I'd watch, but my dog is licking his ballsPosted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 09:13 PM (lD8ju)Isn't there a Georgia Bulldog joke in there somewhere?One Georgia fan to another after they see the mascot lick his balls."i wish I could do that."Other fan in Southern accent. "he'd biiite youuuuu..."

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (XLuH2)

298
President Obama will call on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage to $9/hour by 2015 (now at $7.25/hour)

The bastid. Who can live on that? I see your 9 and raise it to 50!

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (jTKU5)

299 Django Unchained II: Trial By Fire.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (Lxw+T)

300 The Carthaginian Peace dog is extinct. Burned to the ground and covered with salt.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (Md8Uo)

301 Didn't think i would ever say this in my life....but thank God I'm in Canada for work, where they have hockey on the tv at the bar, and nothing else.

Posted by: conservativeinthecity at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (Z5ekx)

302 Our housing market is healing.

It's a miracle!

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (r2PLg)

303 Here comes Bo.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (C8mVl)

304 "*grabby hands at Neapolitan Mastiff*

That's the one with the pink, white, and chocolate coat?

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (HjPtV)

305 Only Rats wearing ribbons.

Posted by: Dish of Red at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (Dmq63)

306 Wow.

(link in nick)

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (mi1DY)

307 263
Biden's pissed.



He was promised ice cream.


Quick, get the piece of string!

Posted by: Joe's SS detail at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (6TB1Z)

308 well I've heard enough.

Posted by: Talibill at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (qk/nQ)

309 I can't watch. Whats happening.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (lVrhB)

310 The Carthaginian Peace dog is extinct. Burned to the ground and covered with salt.

It's the high blood pressure that did them in.

Posted by: the ASPCA at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (Lxw+T)

311 "Portuguese water dog can be demanding and manipulative."




That explains it....

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (X6akg)

312 Omfg. My hatred of all things SCOAMT just made me hiss at the tv when the Portugese Water Dog came on.


LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TFG! YOU MADE ME BE MEAN TO A DOGGEH! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (Gk3SS)

313 BlahBlahBlah LIE BlahBlahBlah LIE BlahBlahBlah Bullshit...

Posted by: SOTU - CliffsNotes edition at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (YbiZk)

314 I mean why is it not racist for Anderson Cooper to ask a question like that?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (RZ8pf)

315 Per Drudge, KCBS reporting tracks leading from house to stable.

Over/under on more cop killings and a freak-out by LAPD?

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (UIAT6)

316 Goddamn!! Between Matthews and Cooper it's a hard call for outright bizarre questions regarding "the blacks".

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (UN/ME)

317 But this guy Not Sure is gonna fix everything.

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (96M6e)

318 You know TOTUS, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

Posted by: Jimmy DeVito at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (6J+oK)

319 WTF? Twitchy is reporting that Anderson Cooper just asked if a black man is harder to find at night. I think he was referring to Dorner and not Obama...

Dumb question. He'd be even easier to find at night. How many other objects would be running through the woods and screaming while on fire?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (X9Mnx)

320 President Obama will call on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage to $9/hour by 2015 (now at $7.25/hour)

The bastid. Who can live on that? I see your 9 and raise it to 50!

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (jTKU5)



That idiot Illinois Gov. Pat Quinn has called for Illinois to raise its minimum wage to $10 an hour. Because jobs aren't leaving the state fast enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (zCpPB)

321 Only three more after this one.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (fXInK)

322 Yeah, a Rottweiler for me. I'll call him 'Fang'.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (8sCoq)

323
Tough call for the networks tonight. Decisions, decisions . . .


Either they cover the story of an angry, ultra-paranoid, narcissistic, evil, black man intent on getting people killed and spreading hatred and anger, or they cover the Dorner story?


(Saw the above comment at FR and blew my drink all over the keyboard :-)

Posted by: Huusker at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (PaKLC)

324 @297

Man did you fuck up that joke.


Two gheys were watching the game and UGA licked his balls and one said I wish I could do that, and the other said, I'll hold him if you'll let me watch.


Course your version can be substituted for the above.

He He

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (wR+pz)

325

Is it hard to find a white guy in the snow?

-AC360

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (jTKU5)

326 It's chilly but I had to step outside...I thought I was tough but I just can't watch this years SOTU. Blech.

Posted by: I have a comment to make at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (/D2pN)

327 288 From Jamie Dupree:

President Obama will call on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage to $9/hour by 2015 (now at $7.25/hour)


Bold, legendary leadership from a man with a vision. Dare to dream big in Omerica.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (dvRYt)

328 Y'know, if the Prezzie's team were really thinking 'coverage' Bo the wunderdog would be making an appearance at Westminster about right now...

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (UIAT6)

329 321 Only three more after this one.
Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (fXInK)


You hope.

Posted by: CDR M at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (JSetw)

330 Our housing market is healing.



It's a miracle!

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:18 PM (r2PLg)


Just like Lincoln's bullet wound is looking better

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (zCpPB)

331 I'm pretty damn sure that the announcers for Westminster are drunk. It's kind of hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (Gk3SS)

332 319WTF? Twitchy is reporting that Anderson Cooper just asked if a black man is harder to find at night. I think he was referring to Dorner and not Obama...

Dumb question. He'd be even easier to find at night. How many other objects would be running through the woods and screaming while on fire?Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (X9Mnx)HP- now THAT'S fucking funny. lol.

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (XLuH2)

333 OMG that St Bernard is the size of a small horse

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (8sCoq)

334 236 WTF? Twitchy is reporting that Anderson Cooper just asked if a black man is harder to find at night. I think he was referring to Dorner and not Obama...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:12 PM (RZ8pf)




Only if he smiles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (MBqvE)

335 What are the green ribbons for?

Posted by: SOTU - CliffsNotes edition at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (YbiZk)

336
Barky really wanted to watch the Westminster Dog Show

Nostalgia for where he met Mooch?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (IDSI7)

337 Why do you think I am supporting my political principals? Hint, maybe, just maybe, I think it's in the nation's interest. I suppose you differ?

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (dfS5g)

338 310 The Carthaginian Peace dog is extinct. Burned to the ground and covered with salt.

It's the high blood pressure that did them in.

Posted by: the ASPCA at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (Lxw+T)

Really?

http://youtu.be/4a6Lzhhj9hg

Posted by: The Cult at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (mi1DY)

339 The Samoyed is a beautiful dog.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (X11b6)

340 "I proposed liveblogging the Derp song for as long as Obama spoke but that idea sounds cuter than it would be in practice."

------------------------------

It's only a ten hour clip. Might not cover all the time Obama takes to speak.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (sb+ta)

341 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TFG! YOU MADE ME BE MEAN TO A DOGGEH! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:19 PM (Gk3SS)



Per your own rule, Terrible and Beautiful Queen, I must warn you about flagrant use of caps button.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (GEICT)

342 So what is Michelle wearing?
IIRC, last year it was a $3500 Naeem Khan number.
For the children.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (C8mVl)

343
TFG is just a blooming idiot.
And a liar too.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (cg9Cr)

344 Hahaha meremortal! How about, is it hard to find a hispanic on the sand?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (RZ8pf)

345 335
What are the green ribbons for?


Posted by: SOTU - CliffsNotes edition at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (YbiZk)

Gun confiscation?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (9+ccr)

346 What the fuck is that smell? Did you all burn dinner?

Posted by: San Bernanido Chief of Police at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (wR+pz)

347 ome say Dorner is a deranged psychopath. Others say he is Jesus Christ incarnate.

I say TFG is a deranged psychopath, and egomaniac.


Others think is a Christlike figure!

Posted by: CarolT at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (z4WKX)

348 35 I saw a tweet linked from Drudge that says the reporters at the State of the Union watched a video of how to escape in case of a biological attack tonight.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 08:48 PM (RZ8pf)

Well that's just... PARANOID.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (5lVZz)

349
Dumb question. He'd be even easier to find at night. How many other objects would be running through the woods and screaming while on fire?Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (X9Mnx)

Now he's doing his Richard Pryor impression?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (IDSI7)

350 The St. Bernard makes me want to hug him like WHOA. And that Samoyed is unbelievably gorgeous.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (CA2NO)

351 @335

It's a Sandy Hook thing.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (fXInK)

352 ..and I signed these cuts into law.

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (C9Grq)

353 are all the clapping seals in the chamber?

What time is Rand on?

Posted by: willy at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (kUCQ4)

354 "Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) will urge Republicans to embrace immigration
reform in his Tea Party response to President Obama’s State of the Union
speech Tuesday night. 'We are the party that embraces hard work and ingenuity, therefore we
must be the party that embraces the immigrant who wants to come to
America for a better future,' Paul will say according to excerpts. 'We
must be the party who sees immigrants as assets, not liabilities.'"

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Even a huge chunk of the _native born citizenry_ are liabilities.

Anyone who over their life receives more in government benefits than they pay in taxes is by definition a net liability.

And the sort of low-skilled, low-literacy immigrants it's being proposed to legalize are NEVER going to pay more in taxes than they get in benefits. They can't possibly do so. Obamacare alone will bloat in size enormously the instant that they become citizens and able to draw upon it.

The only immigrants who are likely to not be liabilities are the ones who already speak English and who arrive with useful skills. That's a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of the pool of prospective applicants for amnesty.

I give up. It was a nice country while it lasted. I don't recognize it any more and I especially don't recognize the modern GOP with these sorts of insane proposals.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (gqT4g)

355 331
I'm pretty damn sure that the announcers for Westminster are drunk. It's kind of hilarious.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (Gk3SS)


I think a lot of people don't like that woman that's announcing but I do. She's kinda funny.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (X6akg)

356 I proposed liveblogging the Derp song for as long as Obama spoke but that idea sounds cuter than it would be in practice.

How about the Tram-param song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E5IIR0PSD4

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (WV73n)

357 Gee, "Congress passed" the sequester.

The first time in his life he passed on using the first person.

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (yVmMc)

358 Samoyeds are sweet wonderful dogs. Loved my samoyed. Uh oh, I think my beagle can read, he's giving me the evil eye now.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (RZ8pf)

359
Green ribbon is for Sandy Hook.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (cg9Cr)

360 331 I'm pretty damn sure that the announcers for Westminster are drunk. It's kind of hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (Gk3SS)



Wouldn't you be? I mean, they're announcing a dog show.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT)

361 IS that flying monkeys I see?

Posted by: Crashpanic at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (ejKAW)

362 Per your own rule, Terrible and Beautiful Queen, I must warn you about flagrant use of caps button.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (GEICT)



*eyebrow arch* Are you suggesting the rules for you lesser beings apply to me?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (Gk3SS)

363 324 @297Man did you fuck up that joke.Two gheys were watching the game and UGA licked his balls and one said I wish I could do that, and the other said, I'll hold him if you'll let me watch. Course your version can be substituted for the above. He He
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:20 PM (wR+pz)
LOL! what the fuck do I know...lol. I like your version...

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (XLuH2)

364 Strawman. Drink.

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (96M6e)

365 Holy shit, talk about over cooked ribs.

Posted by: San Bernanido Chief of Police at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (wR+pz)

366 How many other objects would be running through the woods and screaming while on fire?



I laughed. A LOT

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (CA2NO)

367 I think lil' Joey missed his nap this afternoon.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (YbiZk)

368 He PROPOSED the damn sequester and spoke GLOWINGLY about it when it passed.

Posted by: Crashpanic at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (ejKAW)

369
President Obama will call on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage to $9/hour by 2015 (now at $7.25/hour)


Why not just EO it?

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (MMC8r)

370 President Obama will call on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage to $9/hour by 2015 (now at $7.25/hour)

Bomber Ben can't do it alone...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (BH8oG)

371 Good, God that is an awful wig.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (C9Grq)

372 For someone making minimum wage today, they can expect, if it passes, to receive a compounded raise of ~11.5% per year for doing absolutely nothing more than showing up to work.

Even is he aims for the end of 2015, three years, that means a compounded raise of 7.5% annually.

S.O.B.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (piMMO)

373 The green ribbons are for killing grandma.

Health care for the old folks is too expensive.

Posted by: now you know... at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (Ks9M3)

374 Oh look, we need to raise taxes on the mythical super-wealthy of Americans that make 99% of the money.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (fXInK)

375 How many strawmen has Obama murdered thus far? I lost count.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (WM+rJ)

376

Is it hard to find an Indian in a red state?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (jTKU5)

377 *eyebrow arch* Are you suggesting the rules for you lesser beings apply to me?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (Gk3SS)



..............................

*gulp*

How bout you just tell me the right answer to that question?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)

378 That Tibetan Mastiff looks like he 's a smaller dog wearing a lion costume.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (CA2NO)

379 And now, yet again, we reap the reward of barely even attempting to make the argument as to why significant spending cuts are necessary. And we'll reap it again, and we'll reap it again...

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (dfS5g)

380 369 Zsasz,

because he doesn't want "credit" for the UE3 spike it'll cause....

fuck him

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (LRFds)

381 brb off to steal a Tibetan Mastiff



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (Gk3SS)

382 FYI, the dog show is going on right now on USA network... characters welcome.

The organizers specifically picked this night to award the champion so that the doggies would be safe from 'that man'.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (UOjzE)

383 364 Strawman. Drink.

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (96M6e)

--Oh, I'm not even watching the SOTU and I'm chugging. The Jets have that effect on me.

Posted by: The Cult at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (mi1DY)

384
Lion Dog!!!!!

too cool

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (p/cQy)

385
PROPOSED the damn sequester and spoke GLOWINGLY about it when it passed.Posted by: Crashpanic at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (ejKAW)

No, no, that was when we were at war with Eastasia, which we never were. It's always been Oceania.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (IDSI7)

386
Spending cuts? Wha? Medicare reforms? Simpson Bowles?
Bizarro world Obama?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (cg9Cr)

387 Off, sock!

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (mi1DY)

388 Whoa, when did Tom Coburn start going with the Grizzly Adams look?

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (yVmMc)

389 Did you know Medal of Honor recipient Clint Romesha turned Moochel down on her invitation to sit in her box for STOUA? Said he's rather watch it in bar with friends. Yea, so they can laugh.

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (lGu1O)

390 Waiting for Obama's call for raising chocolate rations...

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (MMC8r)

391 Let's spread out these ashes, we don't want Piers coming up here and making a memorial out of the place.


Posted by: San Bernanido Chief of Police at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (wR+pz)

392 Oh, now it's our five minutes of the Romney agenda.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (fXInK)

393 371 Good, God that is an awful wig.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (C9Grq)

--Whose?

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (mi1DY)

394 San Berdoo is a city and a county. The leos are from San Berdoo County


( largest in the entire US of A )

Posted by: Willy in Williamsburg at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (Dll6b)

395 335 What are the green ribbons for?
Posted by: SOTU - CliffsNotes edition at February 12, 2013 09:21 PM (YbiZk)


The Muslim Brotherhood?

Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

396 *gulp*



How bout you just tell me the right answer to that question?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)



*arches other brow* Are you now suggesting I do your work for you?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (Gk3SS)

397

Did he pivot to jobs yet?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (jTKU5)

398 Sarah had a lot of material prepped for SOTU

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (0SXI6)

399 Whoa- "We can get this done." Did SCOAMF just try to channel Paul Ryan?

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (fXInK)

400 Is Nugent really gonna sit quietly through this?

At least fart or something you can deny, Ted.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (UN/ME)

401 Spending cuts? Wha? Medicare reforms? Simpson Bowles?

Yeah, did someone hack the teleprompter? Trial balloon? He tossed that out for a second and then just went back to his standard spiel.

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (dfS5g)

402 President Obama will call on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage to $9/hour by 2015 (now at $7.25/hour)

Oh for Christ's sake (please pardon my blasphemy)


Hey, Obammy? Instead of decreasing our nuclear arsenal, why don't you just use it to nuke the country? I mean, raising the minimum wage would have the same effect but with longer suffering. Just end it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (CA2NO)

403 388
Whoa, when did Tom Coburn start going with the Grizzly Adams look?


Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 09:25 PM (yVmMc)



He does it every winter; it'll be gone in a few weeks.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (X11b6)

404 355 --- "I think a lot of people don't like that woman that's announcing but I do. She's kinda funny."
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 09:22 PM (X6akg)

Mary Whatzit?
I think she's a hoot!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (C8mVl)

405 389 Did you know Medal of Honor recipient Clint Romesha turned Moochel down on her invitation to sit in her box for STOUA? Said he's rather watch it in bar with friends. Yea, so they can laugh.
Moochel wanted him in her box...heh heh heh....

That was stupid and I denounce myself....

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (XLuH2)

406 Now he's doing his Richard Pryor impression?
--

Has anyone seen that TV commercial for one of the cell phone companies, the one with a guy that sits around a table with a bunch of cute 6 year olds? In one of them he asks the kids, is two better than one? One little black boy says yes, and demonstrates that he can wave his head around and his arms (two things at once). Forgive me, but it reminds me of Stevie Wonder every time. I can't believe they let this one by. But maybe most of the audience doesn't know who SW is any more.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (F3s39)

407 389 Did you know Medal of Honor recipient Clint Romesha turned Moochel down on her invitation to sit in her box for STOUA? Said he's rather watch it in bar with friends. Yea, so they can laugh.

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (lGu1O)

--I want to find him and buy him all his drinks for a week.

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (mi1DY)

408 JEF is just a bad speaker and his standard lines are so thread bare as to be embarrassing.


What a fucking dickhead.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (wR+pz)

409 *arches other brow* Are you now suggesting I do your work for you?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:26 PM (Gk3SS)




*thinks hard and fast*


No ma'am. I am merely bowing to your vast and vaunted intelligence in all matters.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (GEICT)

410 >>>When our comments get selected, it gives our lives a more defined sense of purpose.

but they're all selected in the comments area.

Besides, no one important chooses your comments. We boys stick LauraW. with that job.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (LCRYB)

411 I think it's sweet they are letting the Crypt Keeper judge this group.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (Gk3SS)

412 I'm actually betting he calls for legalizing weed.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (MMC8r)

413 Historically, every hike in minimum wage is followed by a spike in unemployment that persists for 18-24 months...

every. single. one.

...going back to its inception, and of course black males are the hardest hit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (BH8oG)

414
Bummer, I don't like his early picks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (p/cQy)

415
Did you know Medal of Honor recipient Clint Romesha turned Moochel down on her invitation to sit in her box for STOUA?

So his courage finally failed him? Fair enough.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (IDSI7)

416 Did you know Medal of Honor recipient Clint Romesha turned Moochel down on her invitation to sit in her box for STOUA?

Oh, please, please, please, tell me that isn't a joke. The only thing that would make it better would be if he said, "It seems I'm a brave man, but I look a little to much like a cheeseburger to risk sitting next to you."

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (6TB1Z)

417 "But for the sake of our children and our future, we must do more to combat climate change. Yes, itís true that no single event makes a trend. But the fact is, the 12 hottest years on record have all come in the last 15. Heat waves, droughts, wildfires, and floods Ė all are now more frequent and intense. We can choose to believe that Superstorm Sandy, and the most severe drought in decades, and the worst wildfires some states have ever seen were all just a freak coincidence. Or we can choose to believe in the overwhelming judgment of science Ė and act before itís too late."

Give me a break.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (YjDyJ)

418 This muttonhead is all over the map. He needs to be drug tested.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (WM+rJ)

419 Do what I want or get accused of brinkmanship.

This guy is bally.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (wR+pz)

420 Oh, I'm sure YOU'LL get 100% of what YOU want, there, Barky.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (YbiZk)

421

Anonymous didn't get it done I take it.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (jTKU5)

422 crisis-es is the only growing manufacturing sector we have

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (sYTYw)

423 We have Westminster Puppahs on. Much more entertaining and educational than TFG.

Our beagle/schnauzer is upset because we are using "the dog voice" as we comment on the purebreds.

Posted by: johnd01 at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (r0+v0)

424 I'm sure Anderson Cooper could find a black guy at night

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (lD8ju)

425
Sequester? Sequester?

Wasn't that the cartoon cat that was always after Tweety, the yellow canary?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (Md8Uo)

426 Haha!! Someone has probably already mentioned this, but the local channels did NOT cut away to the Petulant One, they are on this Dorner thing like white on rice, bless their hearts.

Posted by: Peaches at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (kpCLl)

427 To sum up Obama's speech: LIQUIDATE THE KULAKS!!1!`~eleventy!!1!

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (Vk2pI)

428 "And now, yet again, we reap the reward of barely even attempting to make the argument as to why significant spending cuts are necessary. And we'll reap it again, and we'll reap it again..."


Because you can't keep spending what you don't have? Pretty sure I've heard that explained ad nauseum. Of course, if that requires a lot of explanation to a majority of people, we're fucked anyway.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (DvVVN)

429 Let's be clear!


Drink!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (wR+pz)

430 political pick?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (p/cQy)

431 [371] It's kevlar lined

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (lVrhB)

432
Porties rule!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (Jcd0S)

433 Is anyone actually watching?

Nothing I'd like more than to hear Teh Won to give the same damn speech he gives every week.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (FsUAO)

434 *thinks hard and fast*





No ma'am. I am merely bowing to your vast and vaunted intelligence in all matters.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (GEICT)



Ohhhh good save. You may have a cookie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)

435 Gee, "Congress passed" the sequester.

The first time in his life he passed on using the first person.


Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 09:23 PM (yVmMc)


Simply amazing he couldn't bring himself to say "...and I signed it into law!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (Cnqmv)

436 Middle Class Jobs!


Drink.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (wR+pz)

437

Dorner walks to the podium any second now....

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (jTKU5)

438 Go SCOAMF !!!

MOAR GAS ON TEH BURNING!

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (EZl54)

439 "How are we going to attract more businesses to our shores?"

Well, you could RESIGN...that would be a start...

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (YbiZk)

440 So, is that jackass still yapping? I refuse to turn my TV on.

Posted by: Assault Country Singer at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (mDanm)

441 Bohner should be playing computer chess

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (sYTYw)

442
I'm sure Anderson Cooper could find a black guy at nightPosted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (lD8ju)

Sure, but then, it's not that hard to roll over.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (IDSI7)

443 We can choose to believe that Superstorm Sandy, and the most severe
drought in decades, and the worst wildfires some states have ever seen
were all just a freak coincidence


And the flying assault squid. Don't forget the flying assault squid!

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (6TB1Z)

444 Whereis the Nuge sitting?

Posted by: sonnyspats at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (l6+HO)

445 Obama got him!! Yay!! The economy is charging ahead, and Dorner is dead!

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (A7Wh1)

446 A "budget framework" is not a fucking budget

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (6J+oK)

447 Ohhhh good save. You may have a cookie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)




*noms relieved in corner*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (GEICT)

448 @j___eraghty The Democrats in the chamber don't really do Obama a service by pretending that EVERY SENTENCE is an applause line.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (YjDyJ)

449 S.O.B.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:24 PM (piMMO)


Don't forget to add that proportionally to the rate of inflation for them and everyone else.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (bxiXv)

450 "How are we going to attract more businesses to our shores?"

1) ONEROUS REGULATION!

2) ????????

3) PROFIT!

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (MMC8r)

451 Would someone be kind enough to alert us when Rubio gets his face time? I am not watching this shitbird spew lies again, just can't. Plus, fire!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (kpCLl)

452 Hey guys, don't forget he had three gold teeth.

Bring em to the station and we'll have a lottery.

Posted by: San Bernanido Chief of Police at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (wR+pz)

453 Give me a break.
Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (YjDyJ)

So, he doesn't point out that our temperatures haven't risen in 15 years?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (FsUAO)

454 Oh great Mac's will be made in America. Just what we need, another overpriced union piece of crap.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (rNR/C)

455 Caterpillar is bringing jobs back from Japan because the Japanese can't pronounce Caterpillar

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (6J+oK)

456 they'll be 3-d printing money next

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (sYTYw)

457 Hey, Obammy? Instead of decreasing our nuclear
arsenal, why don't you just use it to nuke the country? I mean, raising
the minimum wage would have the same effect but with longer suffering.
Just end it.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:27 PM (CA2NO)


And we might recover like Hiroshima did!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (Cnqmv)

458 Oh boy, solar apples.

Fuji's?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (wR+pz)

459 Apple is making Macs in America!

LOL!

ROBOTS are making Macs in America.

Posted by: Crashpanic at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (ejKAW)

460 DOD will help create jobs? Huh?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (cg9Cr)

461 I loved "the people who say" section on the map.

Brilliant!

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (lD8ju)

462 So, if anyone cares, Florida beat the hell outa Kentucky tonight (basketball). Best part of that? That I get to mock the hell out of the really obnoxious UK fan I'm friends with on Facebook.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (GEICT)

463 President Choom knows that anecdote =/= data, but it does == propaganda.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (MMC8r)

464 "I don't really feel like listening to this imbecilic gasbag. "

Good call. I just got up from a nap.
Better use of my time than listening to TIG.
Only good thing that could come out of the speech would be if TIG insults Justice Roberts. That would serve Roberts right for f**king the American people over.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (9H+iJ)

465 "President Obama will call on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage..."


Wow, this asshole really really wants small business dead doesn't he?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (DvVVN)

466 Gun manufacturing could really benefit from this guy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (YDRW6)

467 "Let me repeat Ė nothing Iím proposing tonight should increase our deficit by a single dime. Itís not a bigger government we need, but a smarter government that sets priorities and invests in broad-based growth."

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (YjDyJ)

468 I wish they would unlock the human brain to understand the 50.7%

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (6J+oK)

469
INVESTMENTS!
Drink.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (cg9Cr)

470
Oh great Mac's will be made in America. Just what we need, another overpriced union piece of crap.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:32 PM (rNR/C)
Yeah, and in return, Jeeps are going to be made in China.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (YbiZk)

471 We could've mapped the human genome without government money. Craig Venter was just behind the NIH.

Posted by: Crashpanic at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (ejKAW)

472 I'm not even watching and my Bullshit meter keeps going off.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (bxiXv)

473 Job creating?

More solar panels!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (wR+pz)

474 More COAL

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (wR+pz)

475 with 140:1 ROI, doesn't it seem that government doesn't need to be involved.
They need to focus on alternative energy and crap with negative ROIs

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (sYTYw)

476
Macs will be made in America? Really?


Hilarious aside, yesterday during my son's library time the librarian was doing a slide show on China and said she was going to show them some thingsdeveloped firstin China and multiple kids shouted out at the same time "iPhones"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (RZ8pf)

477

Has he taken credit for the record gun sales yet?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (jTKU5)

478 New CAFE standards that will take more lives than gun violence

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (6J+oK)

479 Just once, I'd like to see cowardly republican "leadership" grow a pair and stand up to tfSCOAMF. Use stagecraft, props, and theatrics.

Posted by: willy at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (kUCQ4)

480 I produce more gas that the last three presidents combined

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (wR+pz)

481 "Let me repeat Ė nothing Iím proposing tonight
should increase our deficit by a single dime. Itís not a bigger
government we need, but a smarter government that sets priorities and
invests in broad-based growth."

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (YjDyJ)
And if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. And if you like your health insurance, you can keep your health insurance.Or something.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (YbiZk)

482 @467 A line that sounds great coming from someone other than this guy. From the Prezzer it's a 'shroom stamp.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (fXInK)

483 "But for the sake of our children and our future, we must do more to combat climate change."



Now, as for the sake of our children's financial future, well...heh heh heh, we're gonna get right on that one.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:34 PM (DvVVN)

484 Not watching but listening through tammy bruce radio. Her comments are hilarious. It is the only way to hear this liar. She is also doing a drinking game. Fortunately I'm out of beer or I'd be swacked already.

The new Obama car? It's one where your feet go out the bottom and you have Dino in the back.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (EAgmr)

485 Let me repeat Ė nothing Iím proposing tonight should increase our deficit by a single dime.


Just like my taxes, right asshole?

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (mjR67)

486 Warm, shit man I feel hot.

Posted by: Zombie Dorner at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (wR+pz)

487 I love it when Barry tells me that he is the greatest social engineer that never worked a day in his life.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (WM+rJ)

488 When will Biden get the shout out for high speed rail?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (Cnqmv)

489 467 80s Baby,

yeah well Minimum wage hike, coupled with a carbon tax destroy fucking business hamstrung business doesn't generate revenue....and he'd die if he had to cut so yeah deficit goes up

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (LRFds)

490 This the greatest speech ever. Greater than the Sermon on the Mount, even.
(((squirt)))

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (BVkEs)

491 Has he mentioned high speed trains yet? He was sure stuck on that for a few SOTU's.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (F3s39)

492 462--- "I get to mock the hell out of the really obnoxious UK fan I'm friends with on Facebook."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:33 PM (GEICT)

You're friends with Ashley Judd?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (C8mVl)

493 I just puked

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (wR+pz)

494 Oh, good...NostraDumbAss is now prognosticating on the causes of Hurrican Sandy...

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (YbiZk)

495 What will really help the economy is a few more Solyndras

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (zCpPB)

496 Oh Shit he's on about climate change!

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (EAgmr)

497 omg

The Global Warming Theology

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (r2PLg)

498 "Tonight, I propose working with states to make high-quality preschool available to every child in America. Every dollar we invest in high-quality early education can save more than seven dollars later on Ė by boosting graduation rates, reducing teen pregnancy, even reducing violent crime."

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (YjDyJ)

499 More good news!


Drink

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (wR+pz)

500 I love the smell of barbecued Dorner in the morning..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (lD8ju)

501 Green ribbons? Mostly like to honor Gaia and to make sure they don't lose their azzes in their fake green carbon credit trading scam. Need to scare the people. Any baby polar bears in the audience?

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 12, 2013 09:36 PM (lGu1O)

502 Greg Gutfeld:

Obama's like a guy telling a girl how great their relationship would be, if he was a better boyfriend.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:36 PM (piMMO)

503 I am king, here me now!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:36 PM (wR+pz)

504 I actually read Ace's Daily Caller link. On the off chance nobody else did, here's the answer to "the question":

BC: I detest politics, to be honest with you. Itís a cesspool. And I donít think I would fare well in that cesspool because I donít believe in political correctness and I certainly donít believe in dishonesty. So, the only way I would ever end up in the political arena is by appointment or draft, but I would never get into that cesspool.

Emphasis/underlining mine.


Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 12, 2013 09:36 PM (Qxe/p)

505 What's--

the "climate change" count?

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:36 PM (r2PLg)

506 I will.The assertion of an Autocrat.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 12, 2013 09:36 PM (vfB2N)

507 Global warming = jobs???? Like Solyndra asshole?

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:36 PM (EAgmr)

508 Is Biden going albino?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (sYTYw)

509 "As long as countries like China go all-in on clean energy..." Didn't listen to the rest of that sentence.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (fXInK)

510 Pipe Line?????

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (wR+pz)

511 How many empty seats around Menendez?

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (UIAT6)

512 "Or we can choose to believe in the overwhelming judgment of science Ė "



So science is into judging now? No wonder liberals treat AGW or ACC or whatever the fuck they have to call it these days as a religion.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (DvVVN)

513
I'm still waiting on the promises he made in his first SoTU.

Posted by: Salmon waiting for a Train at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (JXzww)

514 yeah, he did say natural grass

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (sYTYw)

515 How 'bout the "I" count so far?

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (YbiZk)

516 489 467 80s Baby, yeah well Minimum wage hike, coupled with a carbon tax destroy fucking business hamstrung business doesn't generate revenue....and he'd die if he had to cut so yeah deficit goes up

He is promising to save money by spending it.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (YjDyJ)

517

We need a running debt clock on the screen while Choom Boy prattles on.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (jTKU5)

518 If there wasn't for Global Warming, there'd be more beer on the sun..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (lD8ju)

519 You burn a few nuts, you get some heat.

Posted by: San Bernanido Chief of Police at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (wR+pz)

520 He is promising to save money by spending it.

***

He stole that from my Mom.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (MhA4j)

521 Oh eff the stupid early childhood education BS. States don't have money to add preschool classes and the feds don't have the money to give to the states to do it either. It's dumb anyway. The "at risk" kids are already covered by headstart and other programs. And most other kids end up in preschool in some form or another as well, either because it is a day care setting, or because their parents know it is important.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (RZ8pf)

522 SPEND!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (wR+pz)

523 "Or we can choose to believe in the overwhelming judgment of science Ė "







I think he means the overwhelming judgement of made up stuff

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (zCpPB)

524 That Purina commercial with the smiling dog just slays me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (+z4pE)

525 HIGH SPEED RAIL! DRINK

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (fXInK)

526

Would it be hard to find Obama at dusk?

-AC

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (jTKU5)

527 516 80s Baby,

we'll save money by not having it around.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (LRFds)

528 I'm still waiting on the promises he made in his first SoTU.
--

Hell, we're still waiting for him to close GITMO. Remember, it was his Day One priority.

Idiot.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (F3s39)

529 High speed rail!


Drink

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (wR+pz)

530 Wants to save America from the "painful spikes"--in energy costs.


What about in unemployment?

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (r2PLg)

531 HIGH-SPEED RAIL!

Finish your drink, bottoms up

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (yVmMc)

532 Do ya think Boehner is drunk? Yet

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (rNR/C)

533
Obama got him!! Yay!! The economy is charging ahead, and Dorner is dead!Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 09:31 PM (A7Wh1)

You sure you don't have that backwards?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (IDSI7)

534 412 I'm actually betting he calls for legalizing weed.
Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (MMC8r)
After I got my post op xrays for my broken leg, my wife andI stopped at a Medical Marijuana Certification Office here in AZ for shits and giggles. i went in on cruches to see what they'd say, but the best thing on the price board.
"Initial examination $125, discount $75 for food stamps." I shit you not. Fo' reals. So Ihave to pay full price because I have a fucking job! Really? for weed?!

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (XLuH2)

535 Oh fer fuck's sake.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (MhA4j)

536 unions or right to work?
minimum wages or a free market?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (sYTYw)

537 Ooh --

High Speed Rail--and Self Healing Power Grids!

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (r2PLg)

538 The "at risk" kids are already covered by headstart and other programs. And most other kids end up in preschool in some form or another as well, either because it is a day care setting, or because their parents know it is important.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:38 PM (RZ8pf)

And Headstart doesn't even work.

Party of Science indeed.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (FsUAO)

539 He's gonna free us of gasoline price spikes! Permanent $8.00 per gallon! YEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (+iUsQ)

540 SOTU or Big Bang Theory on TBS

TFG or Penny and Bernadette?

The whole universe was in a dense dark state ...

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (mCvL4)

541 498
"Tonight, I propose working with states to make high-quality preschool
available to every child in America. Every dollar we invest in
high-quality early education can save more than seven dollars later on Ė
by boosting graduation rates, reducing teen pregnancy, even reducing
violent crime."

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (YjDyJ

That is pure bull crap. Its all about union jobs and dues. Even Bill Gates said a few years back that Head Start is a failure as is Pre-K, as U.S. continues to lag behind other nations in education, even after throwing shit loads of money into education.

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (lGu1O)

542 I love how the asshole waits to make sure he gets his laughs from the trained seals.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (rNR/C)

543 jesus do you guys realize we're listening to another one of these?

I'm depressed.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (LCRYB)

544 Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:35 PM (YjDyJ)Harry Reaid and Bob Menendez will head up my Pre-School Reform Program.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (JXzww)

545 Bridges! High Speed Rail! Private to help, that means taxes for you fella.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (wR+pz)

546 The failure of that ribbon cutting joke was a harbinger of his second term

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (6J+oK)

547 NewsBreaker ‏@newsbreaker

UPDATE: KCBS reporter at scene is saying officers outside cabin are no longer holding weapons, some smoking cigarettes, seem relaxed.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (8sCoq)

548 Housing sector is finally healing!!!! Yay!

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (EAgmr)

549 532 Jaimo,

I've been on the wagon 12.5 years....if I had to cope with having TFG across the table I'd be drunk for 13

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (LRFds)

550 John Stossel:

Gov't manufactured hubs? Uh oh. Crony capitalism scam? Crapitalism. #SOTU

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (piMMO)

551 543 jesus do you guys realize we're listening to another one of these?
---

Just 3 1/2 to go!!!!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (sYTYw)

552 I'm 9 minutes into the "Derp Song". It's more intellectually stimulating and calming than watching that jug-eared fuck lie to my face some more.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (7xeJQ)

553 543 jesus do you guys realize we're listening to another one of these?

I'm depressed.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (LCRYB)

I'm not. I'm absorbing you depression though.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (FsUAO)

554 Uses the phrase--

housing market--healing again.

It's a sermon.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (r2PLg)

555 Son of a whore

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (lD8ju)

556 BOOSH Housing problems in 2007! Boosh!



Free Fannie Mae

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (wR+pz)

557 some smoking cigarettes, seem relaxed.

****

Tobacco?

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (MhA4j)

558
Save money by spending it?

He has to destroy the economy to save it. Of course.

And now, the terriers!!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM (Md8Uo)

559 Are the ribbons for Sandy Hook or gun control. Cause Manchin was wearing a green ribbon. Something for the Buckwild crowd to notice

Posted by: Dish of Red at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (Dmq63)

560 UPDATE: Reporters saying President plans to light up after his speech, seems relaxed after his exertions upon America.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (fXInK)

561 can't wait for CBO to score this speech

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (sYTYw)

562 It Madi Gras, why don't you have a live feed to some tits and beads?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (wR+pz)

563 Every dollar we invest in high-quality early education can save more than seven dollars later on

I wonder if this fuckhole actually believes this sort of shit?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (WV73n)

564 Ace, there's always doggehs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (+z4pE)

565 Has he mentioned his 57 vacation days yet? What about those budget excursions fatass and her retinue take on a regular basis? Maybe a slide show . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (kpCLl)

566 Because you can't keep spending what you don't have? Pretty sure I've heard that explained ad nauseum. Of course, if that requires a lot of explanation to a majority of people, we're fucked anyway.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:29 PM (DvVVN)



There are two simple cases that any of our political leaders should be able to make within a span of couple minutes:

1. Tax revenue are continually increasing. The problem is that spending has increased a lot more. All you need to do to make this case is to compare the amount we were spending and collecting ten years ago vs. today. While you're at it, show that defense spending only accounts for a 1/5 of our budget, so people can't blame it on that.

2. Even if you increased taxes on the rich by 100%, that wouldn't solve the problem. While you're at it, show the rate the rich are currently taxed at, which is much higher than most people realize.

I've seen barely any of this--in the Presidential campaign, on the Sunday shoes, or in interviews with our leaders. Saying "we can't spend money we don't have" and "we're $16 tril. in debt" is not sufficient. That does not explain to anybody why increasing taxes won't solve the problem.

Instead, our leaders have been bitching about "fairness" and a "balanced approached." They have done barely anything to explain why a balanced approach or spending cuts are necessary as opposed to just taxing a few rich people.

And, yes, it should be obvious by now that this requires a lot of explanation to a majority of people...or at least two minutes worth of it.

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (dfS5g)

567 It's Christmas in America...

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (MMC8r)

568 Okay so what *did* Anderson Cooper ask, precisely?

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (mi1DY)

569 Let me repeat Ė nothing Iím proposing tonight should increase our deficit by a single dime.

Politifact will rate this True. Because it'll increase the deficit by not one dime, but by one trillion dimes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (X9Mnx)

570
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (LCRYB)

You're listening? No wonder you're depressed.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (jTKU5)

571 One could select a delightful YouTube playlist like those linked in my nic. But of course, really, ANYTHING but watching SCOAMF. ggggggg

Posted by: Not watching TFG at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (13IVx)

572 559 Are the ribbons for Sandy Hook or gun control. Cause Manchin was wearing a green ribbon. Something for the Buckwild crowd to notice
---

Support for Dorner

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (sYTYw)

573 Just came back from dinner with girlfriends. We pretty much tore TFG apart.

Will. Not. Watch. SOTU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM48)

574 561 can't wait for CBO to score this speech

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (sYTYw)



How the fuck do you score the economic impact of a speech?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (GEICT)

575 "Tonight, I propose working with states to make high-quality preschool prisons available to every child asshole criminalin America. It'll cutthe Democrat vote in half, but what the hey."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (IDSI7)

576
Who's this "we"?

I turn the channel anytime that bastard comes on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (p/cQy)

577 Vouchers, asshole!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (piMMO)

578 In the Fifth Year of Christmas, Black Santa gave to me....

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (MMC8r)

579 jesus do you guys realize we're listening to another one of these?



I'm depressed.





Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (LCRYB)



How can you be depressed listening to another dog show!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (Gk3SS)

580 Next, the group with Don Cherry's dog (white bull terrier).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (X11b6)

581 Anderson Cooper asked if a black man is harder to find at night.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (RZ8pf)

582 Why aren't we here?




http://tinyurl.com/bbwtx62

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (wR+pz)

583 >I wonder if this fuckhole actually believes this sort of shit?



forget it he's rolling

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)

584 >>> I'm 9 minutes into the "Derp Song". It's more intellectually stimulating and calming than watching that jug-eared fuck lie to my face some more.

I'm going to try it.

Verdict: It's fun.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (LCRYB)

585 He's not doubling down on teh stupid in housing, he's, like, quintupling on it.

Dude knows NOTHING about math or economics or unintended consequences.

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (96M6e)

586 What the hell cartoon character does Biden look like tonight?

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (r2PLg)

587 I've now tried twice to watch the SOTU and didn't even last a minute either time. 1st time heard, "we need a more simplified tax code"; meaning, let's get rid of deductions. 2nd time was, "as long as China is all in on Green Energy, so must we be". Does he know anything about China?

Posted by: CA Token at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (TZ/Pd)

588 ONT up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (piMMO)

589 yeah, and the House has the power to NOT spend money on any of this sh*t

Posted by: Willy in Williamsburg at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (Dll6b)

590 Every dollar we invest in high-quality early education can save more than seven dollars later on

I wonder if this fuckhole actually believes this sort of shit?


****

Overwhelming science indeed.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (MhA4j)

591 Politifact will rate this True. Because it'll increase the deficit by not one dime, but by one trillion dimes.

heh, silver dimes . . .

Posted by: Luap Nor at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (kpCLl)

592 China this and China that. When it comes to energy policy, North Korea is shakin' things up, dog.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (HjPtV)

593 How the fuck do you score the economic impact of a speech?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (GEICT)


Believe it or not, CBO can take the promises and calculate the cost.


Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 12, 2013 09:43 PM (X11b6)

594 High Speed Rail--and Self Healing Power Grids!

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:39 PM (r2PLg)

How else are they going to get Latinos to northern California to fully take over the entire state? What the h*ll is "self healing" Power Grids? Can't even get the power back on to everyone in NJ and NY yet from last October!

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (lGu1O)

595 We are so fucked.

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (dfS5g)

596 I'm gettin' real tired of listening to how tough the poor kids got it. They have access to more free shit, get the scholarships while the lower middle class kids get screwed. My heart stopped bleeding for these FSA's 4 years ago.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (rNR/C)

597 Somewhere Chris Rock is sucking his thumb....

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (BVkEs)

598 I don't feel like being angry tonight.

Anyway, I saw "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" tonight. I have linked my review here - http://tinyurl.com/bpdhkul

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (QTHTd)

599 I'd encourage people to try turning the sound down and listening to the Derp song while looking at Obama, if just for a couple of minutes.

it's kind of fun.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (LCRYB)

600 Little White Dove Warren is looking rather fetching in her purple nighty.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (WM+rJ)

601
>>Anderson Cooper asked if a black man is harder to find at night.

To be fair, it was rhetorical.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (JXzww)

602 512 "Or we can choose to believe in the overwhelming judgment of science Ė "


So science is into judging now? No wonder liberals treat AGW or ACC or whatever the fuck they have to call it these days as a religion.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:37 PM (DvVVN)


Appropriate nick for that comment.

Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

603 Ted Nugent is in the gallery. I hope he's dressed in camo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (UOM48)

604 Okay, they got a body and they are confirming it's Dorner. Roast in hell, baby, say hi to Teddy for us, 'kay?

Posted by: Peaches at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (kpCLl)

605
What the hell cartoon character does Biden look like tonight?



Mr. Magoo?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (jTKU5)

606 I can hardly believe it! He's giving the same sotu as last year. And I've got the same question. "How you gonna pay for all of it, cause I'm out of money now"

Posted by: Daily Dish at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (+b3dK)

607 It Madi Gras, why don't you have a live feed to some tits and beads?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (wR+pz)



NO beads for Michelle!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (zCpPB)

608 Schumer doing his Emperor Palpatine impression

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (yVmMc)

609 Daddy says that we're healing!!

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:45 PM (EAgmr)

610 The Derp Song is derployed.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:45 PM (fXInK)

611 Is Dorner dead? I left for dinner around 7:00.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:45 PM (UOM48)

612 CBS News: Body believed to be Dorner found in cabin.

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 09:45 PM (opS9C)

613 Let's put some more gobmint $$ on the Food Stamp card so we can get some beer and potato chips for dinner.

Then I want to hear Michelle talk about eating right.

Posted by: Greg Toombs at February 12, 2013 09:45 PM (2xLsT)

614 Can't we put public schools ON high speed rails? Nobody rides the fucking things and the ones who do don't pay. the one here in Phoenix is a hole we throw money into.

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:45 PM (XLuH2)

615
jesus do you guys realize we're listening to another one of these?



I'm depressed.


Cry me a river.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, in his cups at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (6TB1Z)

616 586 What the hell cartoon character does Biden look like tonight?

---

I was thinking Gloop, but more of a Gleep

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (sYTYw)

617 I can hardly believe it! He's giving the same sotu
as last year. And I've got the same question. "How you gonna pay for all
of it, cause I'm out of money now"

Posted by: Daily Dish

Revenue baby! Higher taxes!

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (EAgmr)

618 CBS News: Body believed to be Dorner found in cabin.

DU and Zerohedge hardest hit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (QTHTd)

619 >>>What the hell cartoon character does Biden look like tonight?

Beaker?

Posted by: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (Ks9M3)

620 Beck was busting Nugent's ass this morning. Nugent said he didn't have a tie and his wife was pitching a hissy over what he was going to wear. Beck told him he needed to wear a suit and tie. Nugent said he was going to wear a nice shirt and jeans and someone was going to try and find a camo tie for him.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (rNR/C)

621
China is all in on Green Energy

Was he laughing when he said that?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (IDSI7)

622 I can't tell if this guy thinks he's playing "Sim City" or "Civilization."

Maybe someone should explain to him he's actually President and just what that entails.

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (dfS5g)

623 Who was the geeky science kid on Nick? Dexter? Or the other one from the 60's with Mr. Peabody. It's the big square head...

Posted by: Dish of Red at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (Dmq63)

624 Who's listening to O'blahblah? No way in hell I'm losing my dinner over the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (UOM48)

625 Nooooo, I wanted to live in a world where Anderson Cooper would ask such a dumb question.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:47 PM (RZ8pf)

626 What the hell cartoon character does Biden look like tonight?

-----

Mr. Hankey

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 12, 2013 09:47 PM (BVkEs)

627 "jesus do you guys realize we're listening to another one of these?"

Only three more.

And it's the same shit every time. A tired act. Eventually Obama fatigue will set in for all but the true Kool-Aid drinkers.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2013 09:47 PM (gqT4g)

628 Hawks PP!

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:47 PM (JXzww)

629 >>>CBS News: Body believed to be Dorner found in cabin.

is it harder to indentify a black man's charred remains?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 12, 2013 09:47 PM (LCRYB)

630 looks like i picked the wrong year for my drinking game word to be 'taxes'

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:47 PM (sYTYw)

631 Didn't the fucking housing market take a 2+% dip in Q4 last year?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:47 PM (DvVVN)

632
GOAL!
Tied 1-1

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:48 PM (JXzww)

633 Wait, people are actually watching the SoTU? Don't you know the TERRIERS are on? You missed the Aussie!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:48 PM (CA2NO)

634 by the way Cooper didn't really ask that about black men at night but I figured I'd jump on the joke for a minute.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:48 PM (LCRYB)

635 It was the private sector that developed the cirriculum at P-Tech in BKNY...

http://bit.ly/15aL2d4

The government had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2013 09:48 PM (6J+oK)

636 Yeah, muting TFG and playing The Derp Song really does make a difference.

Thanks Ace!

Somehow I've got the audience shots synched with the giggles.

Posted by: Deety at February 12, 2013 09:48 PM (/J0Gi)

637 Spuds McKenzie

and now the Target dog.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:48 PM (p/cQy)

638 he pitches the bullshit because it WORKS

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 12, 2013 09:49 PM (QLJPW)

639 Clint Romesha declines invite from first lady ..
Ha , ha , . Romesha is one of those rare people that are allowed to tell anyone , and I mean anyone , to go fuck theirselves .
Anybody remember that scene in "Gardens of Stone " when the lieutenant turns around to tell the troops to quiet down and Wildman , the medal of honor troop , asks him , what the fuck he's lookin' at .
Poor lieutenant , realizes who he's talking too , just kinda' sighs and turns back around .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 12, 2013 09:49 PM (USjX1)

640 Clint Romesha declines invite from first lady ..
Ha , ha , . Romesha is one of those rare people that are allowed to tell anyone , and I mean anyone , to go fuck theirselves .
Anybody remember that scene in "Gardens of Stone " when the lieutenant turns around to tell the troops to quiet down and Wildman , the medal of honor troop , asks him , what the fuck he's lookin' at .
Poor lieutenant , realizes who he's talking too , just kinda' sighs and turns back around .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 12, 2013 09:49 PM (USjX1)

641
>>by the way Cooper didn't really ask that about black men at night but I figured I'd jump on the joke for a minute.<<

It was only a matter of time before someone got to it.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2013 09:49 PM (JXzww)

642 I agree with him when he says derp-derpety-derp-derp-der-derp.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:49 PM (LCRYB)

643
China "all in" on green energy?

They are burning Kermit the Frog!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 12, 2013 09:49 PM (Md8Uo)

644
I can hardly believe it! He's giving the same sotu

as last year.



Like I said earlier today, he just slapped his SoTU from last year on a photocopier, renamed it "SoTU 2013," and that was it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 09:49 PM (CA2NO)

645 599
I'd encourage people to try turning the sound down and listening to the
Derp song while looking at Obama, if just for a couple of minutes.



it's kind of fun.



Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (LCRYB)

Heh. You're right, that was kinda fun. I actually made it nearly 30 seconds before yelling "Fuck you!" at the TV upon seeing a standing ovation.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 12, 2013 09:50 PM (7xeJQ)

646
China is all in on Green Energy

Was he laughing when he said that?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 09:46 PM (IDSI7)


China is an environmentally sound as the Soviet Union

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 09:50 PM (zCpPB)

647 It is really depressing to have just finished reading "The Forgotten Man" and then hear the things that Obama is touting. History, forgot, doomed, repeat etc.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:50 PM (RZ8pf)

648 He gets that same encouragement every time he takes a whiz and doesn't miss the bowl.

"Good job, Joe!"

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 09:50 PM (yVmMc)

649 Any mention from the SCOAMF in Chief about Chris Kyle?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:50 PM (UOM48)

650 "China 'all in' on green energy?"

Not the last time I looked at Australian coal exports.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2013 09:50 PM (gqT4g)

651 he said violence against women not wookies, why did the FWOTUS stand and cheer?

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2013 09:50 PM (6J+oK)

652 The applause at every idiotic notion this man spews scares me.

It's like all three branches of our government have gone completely insane.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 09:50 PM (WM+rJ)

653 I can hardly believe it! He's giving the same sotu

as last year.


Platitudes are eternal.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:51 PM (MMC8r)

654 Biden looks like Walter, Jeff Dunhum's little ventriloquist doll.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 12, 2013 09:51 PM (UN/ME)

655 where's Joe Wilson when you need him?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:51 PM (sYTYw)

656 Clint Romesha declines invite from first lady ..


That is beyond excellent!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 12, 2013 09:51 PM (kpCLl)

657 604---" Okay, they got a body and they are confirming it's Dorner. "
Posted by: Peaches at February 12, 2013 09:44 PM (kpCLl)
---------------------
Sweet! Adios, butcher.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2013 09:51 PM (C8mVl)

658
Greg Gut field on twitter:
.
Without subsidies, everything Obama believes in, will fail. On that note, subsidize my drinking.

.
The President is now a person who shows up and looks at all the crap that's screwed up, and blames you.
.
When his halftime? where is Beyonce?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 12, 2013 09:51 PM (i7B17)

659 Wymmenz! We so oppressed!


Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:51 PM (EAgmr)

660 Just declare ice cream subsidies for everyone. Come on, you know you want to.

Do it!

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:51 PM (dfS5g)

661
The Dandy ftw.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:52 PM (p/cQy)

662 Did anyone hear what i said?! you get a discount in Phoenix for Medical Weed if you use food stamps....can I buy food stamps on thhe black market? A little help here.

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:52 PM (XLuH2)

663 sven10077 at February 12, 2013 09:40 PM
Congratulations.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 12, 2013 09:52 PM (wSTfB)

664 GTFO. Not fit to speak the former Governor's name.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:52 PM (fXInK)

665 I wish that the New Orleans electricians were working at this venue.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:52 PM (EAgmr)

666 I did not hit post twice .
Dammit .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 12, 2013 09:52 PM (USjX1)

667 655
where's Joe Wilson when you need him?




Wish Ted Nugent would yell, "You lie!" from the gallery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:52 PM (UOM48)

668 The union is screwed
The cop-killer's dead
It's time to move on
To the overnight thread.

Posted by: Allen Grinsberg at February 12, 2013 09:52 PM (ma3QC)

669
obama dog, half black, half white.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (p/cQy)

670 How does one go about getting on welfare?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (QLJPW)

671 $2.25 an hour more is a magical amount of money. How about public service announcements saying "Live within your means assholes" / "Vivir dentro de sus medios pendejos"

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (6J+oK)

672 a nice incentive would be letting them keep thier profits...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (sYTYw)

673 I can't tell if this guy thinks he's playing "Sim City"


Playing SimCity for a weekend might give this dumbass a bit of a clue.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (DvVVN)

674 It's a good thing SWAT lit that candle up in Big Bear before Holder could rush a DOJ Community Service team in to "mediate".

Posted by: Colin at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (7jDXZ)

675 "They are burning Kermit the Frog!"

Haha. You call him "Kermit", we call him "Supper".

Posted by: The Hungry Fremchman at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (HjPtV)

676
Every dollar we invest in high-quality early education can save more than seven dollars later on
I wonder if this fuckhole actually believes this sort of shit?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2013 09:41 PM (WV73n)


Same type of math that's lowering health care cost.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (mETGQ)

677 @robertcostaNRO As Obama mentions Romney, Ryan stares right at the prez. No reaction. Just ice-cold glare.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (YjDyJ)

678 Did anyone hear what i said?! you get a discount in
Phoenix for Medical Weed if you use food stamps....can I buy food stamps
on thhe black market? A little help here.

Posted by: Guido

Weed with food stamps? Just go to your local Middle School and they'll hook ya up!

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (EAgmr)

679 Commonsense gun-saftey coming up.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 12, 2013 09:54 PM (vfB2N)

680 Summon the flying squid. I'd kill to see one swoop in and wrap its tentacles around Barry's jugeared head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:54 PM (UOM48)

681 My 12 year old daughter saw Moochelle and she said "who is that with the terrible wig"? That makes all the money I spent on private schools worth it. She saw that Moochelle looked like a fool but more importantly, she didn't know who she was.

Posted by: Timon at February 12, 2013 09:54 PM (hHlaS)

682 How does one go about getting on welfare?

Repeat after me..."I'm entitled..."

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:54 PM (MMC8r)

683
Unfortunately, this speech is evidence that the office of the Presidency is merely a campaign platform and anybody who doesn't believe it is an idiot.

Posted by: Daily Dish at February 12, 2013 09:54 PM (+b3dK)

684 ok the Derp SOTU is pretty good

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 09:54 PM (FsUAO)

685 What's the over/under on the use of the word "I"?

Posted by: Diffus at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (A8lyI)

686 417 "Or we can choose to believe in the overwhelming judgment of science Ė and act before itís too late."
Give me a break.
Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:28 PM (YjDyJ)


He can go fuck himself. If there's one thing in which leftists do not believe, it's science and the scientific method. Wish casting is their "science".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (Jcd0S)

687 What the h*ll is "self healing" Power Grids?

_________________

I swear I heard that--but I could have heard it wrong.

Did anyone else hear that?

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (r2PLg)

688 677
@robertcostaNRO As Obama mentions Romney, Ryan stares right at the prez. No reaction. Just ice-cold glare.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (YjDyJ

Excellent. I hope TFG noticed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (UOM48)

689 Angry soldier?

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (fXInK)

690 There is still a part of me that is in denial of this whole re-election. The whole thing seems surreal. It is not a large part , but oddly, the most sane.

Posted by: Daisy at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (4h5id)

691 "Initial examination $125, discount $75 for food stamps." I shit you
not. Fo' reals. So Ihave to pay full price because I have a fucking job!
Really? for weed?!


This is why people patronize organized crime's products. The mob makes no such distinctions.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (BH8oG)

692 663 harleycowboy,

Thanks...it is easy after the first 6 months or so...

well not easy but easier.

Decided life was hard enough without voluntarily making it hard mode.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (LRFds)

693 Nothing about North Korea?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (cg9Cr)

694 derp derp derp dibbetty derp

Posted by: Barack Obama, Colossal Fuck-Up at February 12, 2013 09:56 PM (LCRYB)

695 @robertcostaNRO RT @NRO: John Boehner is really, really bored. http://twitpic.com/c37vsb

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 09:56 PM (YjDyJ)

696 693
Nothing about North Korea?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 12, 2013 09:55 PM (cg9Cr

That's above his pay grade.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:56 PM (UOM48)

697 678 Did anyone hear what i said?! you get a discount in Phoenix for Medical Weed if you use food stamps....can I buy food stamps on thhe black market? A little help here. Posted by: GuidoWeed with food stamps? Just go to your local Middle School and they'll hook ya up!
Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (EAgmr)
LOL. I'm a SPED teacher 7/8 grade...duh...of course.. lol. I'd be the "cool teacher". or is it "sick".....

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (XLuH2)

698 "How does one go about getting on welfare?


Posted by: USS Diversity at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (QLJPW)"



If you're white, it's pretty fucking hard. I wish I were joking.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (DvVVN)

699 Did he really just call for a $9 Min Wage??

This is actually good. This is going to destroy teen employment. Teens are going to learn one of the most painful lessons in Big Government Bullshit.

Holy fuck. This guy just went full retard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (NTBjC)

700 Oh Al Queda is a shell of its former self.

You know what else is a shell of its former self???

Me. You fucking piece of shit.

Posted by: The US Embassy in Benghazi at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (Ks9M3)

701 Waiting for the part about embassy security....

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (MMC8r)

702 I went to the transcript.

He said it.

America's energy sector is just one part of an aging infrastructure badly in need of repair. Ask any CEO where they'd rather locate and hire: a country with deteriorating roads and bridges, or one with high-speed rail and internet; high-tech schools and self-healing power grids. The CEO of Siemens America Ė a company that brought hundreds of new jobs to North Carolina Ė has said that if we upgrade our infrastructure, they'll bring even more jobs. And I know that you want these job-creating projects in your districts. I've seen you all at the ribbon-cuttings.

*****

If you had the word--"heal" or versions of it for your drink word--you could be half way to drunk by now.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 09:58 PM (r2PLg)

703 We wimmins were talking about the Nazis disarming the populace over dinner tonight, and the similarities between then and now.

Yeah, it was a really "fun" evening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:58 PM (UOM48)

704 >>>What's the over/under on the use of the word "I"?

I dunno, but I'm on my third fifth of Maker's Mark.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 09:58 PM (WM+rJ)

705 BTW, as far as I'm concerned I have a perfectly justifiable excuse for any typos on this thread.

*hiccup*

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 09:58 PM (dfS5g)

706 "What the h*ll is 'self healing' Power Grids?"

In the era of Obamacare, all of us are going to have to be learning right quick to be self-healing.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2013 09:58 PM (gqT4g)

707
Several lawmakers including Vice President Biden are wearing green
ribbons during The State of the Union address in solidarity with victims
of the Newtown, Conn., school shooting.

According to the Washington Post,
other lawmakers, including Senate Majority Leader Harry M. Reid
(D-Nev.), are also wearing green ribbons, while others still are wearing
white or black ribbons, the colors of choice for two other gun-control
advocacy groups, Mayors Against Illegal Guns and the Brady Campaign to
Prevent Gun Violence. http://tinyurl.com/afozgog

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 09:59 PM (opS9C)

708 LOL. I'm a SPED teacher 7/8 grade...duh...of course.. lol. I'd be the "cool teacher". or is it "sick".....

Posted by: Guido

Too funny!

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:59 PM (EAgmr)

709 700
Oh Al Queda is a shell of its former self.




Jeeeeeebus.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 09:59 PM (UOM48)

710 >>How does one go about getting on welfare?

I hear tell, it's enourmously helpful to have a passle of bastards by various unknown fathers.

Posted by: Deety at February 12, 2013 09:59 PM (/J0Gi)

711
Food for thought.

Are we missing the potential blessing that obama represents.


With all his bs ideas and failed policies, he is setting up for the perfect alternative, we just have to find the perfect candidate.

As Margaret Thatcher said, she knew conservatives were going to lose because IT WAS JUST TIME and these things COME IN CYCLES.

No incumbent had ever lost when the opposing party was in the POTUS before him. The only one that ever did was Jimmy Carter and he really was that awful and Reagan really was that awesome.

Keep digging the fucking hole zero. Keep digging that fucking hole...

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 12, 2013 09:59 PM (8AMq+)

712
Biden looks like Walter, Jeff Dunhum's little ventriloquist doll.

Ahem: http://tinyurl.com/7jde8p4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 09:59 PM (+z4pE)

713 Raise minimum wage, make Chinese labor that much more attractive.

Then demagogue outsourcing.

Democrats get their voters promising to fix the problems they cause.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 09:59 PM (MMC8r)

714 Holy fuck. This guy just went full retard.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (NTBjC)
"Tropic Thunder"..that will cheer me up!

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 10:00 PM (XLuH2)

715 706 "What the h*ll is 'self healing' Power Grids?"

In the era of Obamacare, all of us are going to have to be learning right quick to be self-healing.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2013 09:58 PM (gqT4g)

______________

Get self-healing--or else!

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 10:00 PM (r2PLg)

716 Did Kelly Ayotte just give him a standing-o?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 10:00 PM (piMMO)

717 TFG has said "I" 25 times now, by my count. I'm pretty fucked up over here.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 12, 2013 10:00 PM (i7B17)

718 Has anybody else noticed that he's not getting the resounding applause that I remember from SOTU's throughout the years.

Posted by: Daily Dish at February 12, 2013 10:01 PM (+b3dK)

719 "What the h*ll is 'self healing' Power Grids?"

So, by the way, if you go back and you look at the list of stuff that the original Obama porkulus in 2009 was going to do for us, rebuilding the grid was on that list.

Four years later, and a doubling of the national debt, and the job still isn't done, isn't even really started, and the cretins applaud when it's proposed that the job which was supposed to have been done, be done again.

The utter boned-ness of America laid bare.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 12, 2013 10:01 PM (gqT4g)

720 581 Anderson Cooper asked if a black man is harder to find at night.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 09:42 PM (RZ8pf)

--Ace said Cooper did *not* ask that. Therefore, I am asking, what, exactly, *did* Cooper ask?

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 10:01 PM (mi1DY)

721 Investment! Drink!

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 10:01 PM (EAgmr)

722
What's in the menu for the post-SOTU bash?

Is it too soon to request Blackened Cajun Dorner, Extra Crispy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 12, 2013 10:01 PM (Jcd0S)

723 Justified.

Before I blow my brains out.

Posted by: can't take no more at February 12, 2013 10:02 PM (Ks9M3)

724 @j___eraghty Indeed, this speech showcases why Obama is truly the "done" president.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:02 PM (YjDyJ)

725 724 Sorry, "drone", not "done".

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:02 PM (YjDyJ)

726 Justified!!!

Posted by: Deety at February 12, 2013 10:02 PM (/J0Gi)

727 Is it over yet? I can't even bear the possibility that he may still be speaking....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:02 PM (9+ccr)

728 If you're voluntarily watching that jug-eared piece of commie shit, I don't feel sorry for you.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (QLJPW)

729 When did "empowering" become standard language within government?

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (WM+rJ)

730
Beacon.
Historic change.
Rangooonzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (cg9Cr)

731 Did he just say "historic change in this country"?

Posted by: Daily Dish at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (+b3dK)

732 634 by the way Cooper didn't really ask that about black men at night but I figured I'd jump on the joke for a minute.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 09:48 PM (LCRYB)

--Would you mind telling us what he *did* ask? Pretty please?

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (mi1DY)

733 Only way to listen .. thru Tammy Bruce playing: ... LIAR! ... LIAR! ... LIAR! ...

http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/tammy_bruce/

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (VZxPf)

734
Medal of Honor winner turns down invite to State of the Union

http://tinyurl.com/awrmwam

Posted by: YIKES! at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (mETGQ)

735 @philipaklein RT @RyanLizza: Surprisingly low energy (even from Dems) here in the chamber.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (YjDyJ)

736 708 LOL. I'm a SPED teacher 7/8 grade...duh...of course.. lol. I'd be the "cool teacher". or is it "sick"..... Posted by: GuidoToo funny!
Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 09:59 PM (EAgmr)
Cheri, like "fo' reals it would be...wait for it...Epic."...lol. God save us all form Public Schools

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (XLuH2)

737 The Schnauzer handler's panties were showing.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (YDRW6)

738 What a bunch of hogwash! BO blather is beyond the pale. Thank goodness for the GOP House!

Posted by: carolina at February 12, 2013 10:04 PM (rloNp)

739 yeah I saw that logprof after you asked your question. My bad for not scrolling up. And for believing what I read on the Internet. Have you met my new boyfriend, the French model?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 10:04 PM (RZ8pf)

740
The missus just told me that owners of male dogs who get them fixed can have prosthetic 'nads installed in the scrotum. WTF, is that supposed to make up for something?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 12, 2013 10:04 PM (Jcd0S)

741 Zero lying about his respect for our brave men and women is offensive in the extreme.

He despises our military and to weaken our armed forces is a goal of his.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 10:04 PM (EAgmr)

742 Barry gets Aung San Suu Kyi's name right for the first time!

Posted by: huerfano at February 12, 2013 10:04 PM (bAGA/)

743 Fuck. 3-1 Flyers.

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 10:04 PM (mi1DY)

744 731
Did he just say "historic change in this country"?

Posted by: Daily Dish at February 12, 2013 10:03 PM (+b3dK


A fundamental historic change? Or something? Gah. *reaches for drink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:05 PM (UOM48)

745
We will protect our military abroad (except Benghazi). What a douche canoe

Posted by: sybilll at February 12, 2013 10:05 PM (2q3Vo)

746 Sarah Palin on fire on twitter #sotUGottaBKiddingMe

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 12, 2013 10:05 PM (0SXI6)

747 Another shovel ready job that doesn't exist. I need a shovel to move all this BS out of the room.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 12, 2013 10:05 PM (wSTfB)

748 Holy fuck. This guy just went full retard.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (NTBjC)

SINCE DAY ONE.

Just look at the staff he picks.

Joe Biden should have been THE FIRST CLUE!

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:05 PM (VZxPf)

749 So we have to spend trillions to get businesses to locate here?

How about getting rid of these business-hating pricks without spending a dime

Win-win!

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:05 PM (lD8ju)

750 So I guess he is still rambling on?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:06 PM (9+ccr)

751 ‏@jstrevino
This is a compelling vision for a world in which money is not fungible and incentives have no effect.

Posted by: Deety at February 12, 2013 10:06 PM (/J0Gi)

752 Speaking of fake balls, we saw a truck last week with gold testicles hanging down, and my sister asked WTF that meant. I said "the guy has big balls" and my son piped up and said "apparently he has big GOLD balls mom"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 10:06 PM (RZ8pf)

753 "When any Americans Ė no matter where they live or what their party Ė are denied that right simply because they canít wait for five, six, seven hours just to cast their ballot, we are betraying our ideals. Thatís why, tonight, Iím announcing a non-partisan commission to improve the voting experience in America."

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:06 PM (YjDyJ)

754 I don't know how you morons can stomach watching/listening to Preezy McFuckstick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:06 PM (UOM48)

755 Gawd Moochelle is a truly ugly woman.

Posted by: Timon at February 12, 2013 10:06 PM (hHlaS)

756 "What the h*ll is 'self healing' Power Grids?"

OBAMMY IS A MORON.

So is his staff writer.

NOTHING will replace a lineman with a bucket truck.

NOTHNG!

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:07 PM (VZxPf)

757 755
Gawd Moochelle is a truly ugly woman.

Posted by: Timon at February 12, 2013 10:06 PM (hHlaS)

Yes... Inside and out....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:07 PM (9+ccr)

758 I'm watching SOTU with the derp song in the backgroung, drinking on "I". It works.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 12, 2013 10:07 PM (i7B17)

759 483 "But for the sake of our children and our future, we must do more to combat climate change."

Well, duh. If we don't, one of those asteroids, or meteors, or comets, or whatevers, caused by global warming are going to destroy the earth.

Posted by: Some Idiot from CNN at February 12, 2013 10:07 PM (9H+iJ)

760 753
"When any Americans Ė no matter where they live or what their party Ė
are denied that right simply because they canít wait for five, six,
seven hours just to cast their ballot, we are betraying our ideals.
Thatís why, tonight, Iím announcing a non-partisan commission to improve
the voting experience in America."




THAT FUCKING BASTARD. Our military don't get to vote. You POS!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:08 PM (UOM48)

761
Speaking of fake balls, we saw a truck last week with gold testicles hanging down, and my sister asked WTF that meant. I said "the guy has big balls" and my son piped up and said "apparently he has big GOLD balls mom"
=====================
They're called "Truck Nutz" and my wife won't let me get some, so i guess I'm literally and figuratively.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 12, 2013 10:08 PM (QLJPW)

762 Another commission!

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 10:08 PM (EAgmr)

763 Ace, there are those who say that Anderson Cooper said that

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:08 PM (lD8ju)

764 That Scottie would be better if he had a wee little kilt.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 12, 2013 10:08 PM (YDRW6)

765 Oh, hell, here we go. Gun control.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 12, 2013 10:08 PM (YbiZk)

766 The only possible thought I have here now involves belt-fed amm -er- argument ...

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:08 PM (VZxPf)

767 Since I', not watching, I guess it was your typical attack against anything Conservative...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:09 PM (9+ccr)

768 748 Holy fuck. This guy just went full retard. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (NTBjC) Uummm.."full retard" really? he has "gone full learning disabled." gees morons....so "incorrect."

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 10:09 PM (XLuH2)

769 According to Wiki, the green ribbon also stands for Depression Awareness and Tourettes Syndrome.

So maybe we should all be wearing one nowadays.....

Posted by: Icedog at February 12, 2013 10:09 PM (ZM9OS)

770 This asshole is now exploiting Newtown. Gawd I can't stand him.

Posted by: Timon at February 12, 2013 10:09 PM (hHlaS)

771 "When any Americans Ė no matter where they live or what their party Ė are denied that right simply because they canít wait for five, six, seven hours just to cast their ballot, we are betraying our ideals. Thatís why, tonight, Iím announcing a non-partisan commission to improve the voting experience in America."

Oh goodie! It'll be just like American Idol. After the speech you can vote four times for me!!!

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 12, 2013 10:09 PM (wSTfB)

772 "But this time it's different." The slogan of world communism.

Posted by: comatus at February 12, 2013 10:09 PM (qaVK+)

773 765
Oh, hell, here we go. Gun control.




I'll bet Nugent is on the edge of his seat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:09 PM (UOM48)

774
"Oh Al Queda is a shell of its former self."


What am I, chopped colon?

Posted by: Chris Stevens at February 12, 2013 10:09 PM (jTKU5)

775 If victims had guns they wouldn't be victims

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:10 PM (lD8ju)

776 Now we're on to the children. Background checks will end these murders!

What an lying asshole. Do gang members and the mentally ill go through background checks?

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 10:10 PM (EAgmr)

777 So it has been a lot of IIII mememememe

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:10 PM (9+ccr)

778 This is the most disgusting passage in the entire speech.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:12 PM (YjDyJ)

779 Holy fuck. This guy just went full retard. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2013 09:57 PM (NTBjC) Uummm.."full retard" really? he has "gone full learning disabled." gees morons....so "incorrect."

Heck. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 12, 2013 10:12 PM (wSTfB)

780 Where are the people in the audience whose lives were saved by having a gun against an armed intruder?

These people are just props to this guy. He could give a shit about their lives.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 10:12 PM (EAgmr)

781 Is this a fucking campaign rally!! You have got to be kidding me.

Posted by: Timon at February 12, 2013 10:12 PM (hHlaS)

782 778
This is the most disgusting passage in the entire speech.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:12 PM (YjDyJ


What? Not watching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:12 PM (UOM48)

783 So who was on fire Obama or Dorner - its so hard to keep up.

Posted by: An Observation at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (ylhEn)

784 "When any Americans Ė no matter where they live or what their party Ė are denied that right simply because they canít wait for five, six, seven hours just to cast their ballot buy a gun, we are betraying our ideals. Thatís why, tonight, Iím announcing a non-partisan commission to improve the voting gun owning experience in America."

Posted by: Icedog at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (ZolUS)

785 JEF: "We were not sent here to be perfect"

You're doing a bang up job poop-slick.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (EAgmr)

786 Mrs Jakeman makes the point that, had our daughter been killed two weeks ago, there is no way in hell we would be at a SOTU. I feel bad for those folks, but it is shameless B.S. to have legislation by anecdote.

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (96M6e)

787 Re-establish slavery. Deserve a vote?
Seize all property. Deserve a vote?
Abolish jury trial and habeas corpus. Deserve a vote?
Then neither does taking my right of defense. You may not do this. No vote.

Posted by: comatus at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (qaVK+)

788 Yes because only hispanic nurses can save 20 newborns. WTF

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (rNR/C)

789 Oh fuckity-fuck-fuck I just realized I have to sit in on a teacher's meeting in the morning. Please baby Jesus let the Obama adulation session be finished before my time on the agenda.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (RZ8pf)

790 Puke inducing...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (9+ccr)

791 Ok, the old bat is way too old to vote, she doesn't even know where she is.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:14 PM (rNR/C)

792 Release the assault audience of squid!

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 10:14 PM (WM+rJ)

793 Tiny violin time

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:14 PM (lD8ju)

794 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 12, 2013 10:04 PM

If women can get implants why can't a dog have something to show off?
"Make them look like tennis balls doc."

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 12, 2013 10:14 PM (wSTfB)

795 Very disturbing.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 12, 2013 10:14 PM (BVkEs)

796 Which one of Valerie Jarrett's slums did she get this old woman from.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:14 PM (rNR/C)

797 What's the Moron Horde rage level up to? Mine is elevated, and I'm not even watching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:14 PM (UOM48)

798 Luckily I doubt many are watching this...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:15 PM (9+ccr)

799 Did Barky invite his old auntie and drunkle?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:15 PM (UOM48)

800 782 778 What? Not watching.

Pushing for passage of gun control legislation by using people as props.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:15 PM (YjDyJ)

801 Well some of us are citizens, others just get the media to pretend they are.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (rNR/C)

802 Is it over yet?

Jane D'Oh, when is your son coming home?
Didn't you post months ago that Panetta was the only one that cared about the military?

Posted by: CarolT at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (z4WKX)

803 He didn't read this befor delivering this, did he?

Posted by: sybilll at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (2q3Vo)

804 I honestly believe that in future generations the phrase "like fingernails on a chalkboard" will be replaced by "like Obama's voice when it goes all whispery"...

Posted by: justturnright at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (tqbi6)

805 Thank goodness he is DONE. shew! and BARF

Posted by: carolina at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (rloNp)

806 Thank ya Jesus, the fuck is done.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (rNR/C)

807 So Dem-run areas are so fucked up they can't get voters through in a timely manner, so we need looser standards to 'speed things up.'

Once again, the Dems incentivise incompetence.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (MMC8r)

808 When you google--

"self healing power grids" scientists and pdfs come up from this company the most--

ABB

Who we are - ABB in brief
ABB is a global leader in power and automation technologies. Based in Zurich, Switzerland, the company employs 145,000 people and operates in approximately 100 countries. The firmís shares are traded on the stock exchanges of Zurich, Stockholm and New York.
ABBís business is comprised of five divisions that are in turn organized in relation to the customers and industries we serve.
The company in its current form was created in 1988, but its history spans over 120 years. ABBís success has been driven particularly by a strong focus on research and development. The company maintains seven corporate research centers around the world and has continued to invest in R&D through all market conditions.


____________

It looks like they also do high speed rail.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (r2PLg)

809 It's over. Thank God. Time for the MFM blowjob.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2013 10:17 PM (EAgmr)

810 Push that gun control asshole. There are millions of us that say fuck off

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2013 10:17 PM (/7Xis)

811
Jane D'Oh, when is your son coming home?

Didn't you post months ago that Panetta was the only one that cared about the military?

Posted by: CarolT at February 12, 2013 10:16 PM (z4WKX

He's been out of A-stan since late August and is in Thailand. He was the one who defended Panetta to me. He said he was the only member of the administration who seemed to give a damn about the military.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:17 PM (UOM48)

812 Now if he'd choke on some vomit, my night would be complete

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:18 PM (lD8ju)

813
Ace,

I have to disagree. With your rapist's wit, just you liveblogging the SOTU would be fucking awesome. Reading Stephen Green's drunkblog and it's pretty funny.

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 12, 2013 10:18 PM (8AMq+)

814 Same old same old... Eternal campaign...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:18 PM (9+ccr)

815 That was the worst SOTU address, ever.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 10:18 PM (WM+rJ)

816 Tammy sez: "and now comes smarter than Romney Rubio ..."

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:18 PM (VZxPf)

817 It's over! When do we get the response?

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at February 12, 2013 10:18 PM (fXInK)

818 More cripples, losers and gun grabbers.

Fuck off

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:19 PM (lD8ju)

819 Crocodile tears, Obama tears. Same thing.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 12, 2013 10:19 PM (wSTfB)

820 789 Oh fuckity-fuck-fuck I just realized I have to sit in on a teacher's meeting in the morning. Please baby Jesus let the Obama adulation session be finished before my time on the agenda.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 10:13 PM (RZ8pf)
I feel your pain PGIS. I do not eat in the teachers lounge or I would wind up sticking chopsticks in my ears. Libtards cannot keep their fucking mouths shut.

Posted by: Guido at February 12, 2013 10:19 PM (XLuH2)

821 Dr. K. "It was a very effective speech."

The fuck?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:19 PM (UOM48)

822 ... and Rand Paul is on after Marco Rubio.

C-Span will be carrying the one in Spanish ... T Party Express dot org or com for the Rand Paul response ...

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:19 PM (VZxPf)

823 "Please baby Jesus let the Obama adulation session be finished before my time on the agenda."

You'll know it's over when Nancy Pelosi and DWS ululate Dear Leader's departure.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2013 10:20 PM (HjPtV)

824 Shorter:

"Comrades, my glorious five-year plan has been so successful it has been extended to eight."

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 10:20 PM (MMC8r)

825 The Kraut says it was Effective? WTF!

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:20 PM (9+ccr)

826 It would have been a better evening had the LAPD surrounded the Capitol and set it ablaze.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 12, 2013 10:20 PM (e8kgV)

827 T party express dot org and Tammy thinks C-Span is going carry Rand as well ///

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:20 PM (VZxPf)

828 When is the response in Esperanto?

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:20 PM (lD8ju)

829 Deep down we are all singing "I am Woman, Hear Me Roar."


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 09:10 PM (GsoHv)


Sir; Serious Man Card Violation!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2013 09:11 PM (lZBBB)


I am woman, I'm a bore
my tits are too big to ignore
and my voice sounds like a worn out dentist drill...

Posted by: Bill H at February 12, 2013 10:21 PM (3sZO1)

830 I'm waiting for the SOTU response in Thai.

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 10:21 PM (yVmMc)

831 @gopconference "Six million new jobs"? Our economy is struggling to keep up with population growth http://bit.ly/VeFzhg #SOTU #4jobs

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:22 PM (YjDyJ)

832 Rand Paul here: http://static.teapartyexpress.org/ after Rubio ...

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:22 PM (VZxPf)

833 We're soooooo0 fucked...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:22 PM (9+ccr)

834 Juan Williams. Still going full Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:23 PM (UOM48)

835 Watching the eneny channels for a laugh after that farce. Newt is on CNN?

Posted by: Dish of Red at February 12, 2013 10:23 PM (Dmq63)

836 835
Watching the eneny channels for a laugh after that farce. Newt is on CNN?


Posted by: Dish of Red at February 12, 2013 10:23 PM (Dmq63)

So you're watching Fox?
























Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:23 PM (9+ccr)

837 ‏@robertcostaNRO RT @mviser: Times Obama mentions the word "energy" in this speech? 18. Times he mentions the word "Keystone" (as in, pipeline): Zero.

‏@robertcostaNRO RT @DLeonhardt: 351 words on guns (in transcript). 210 on immigration. #SotU

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:24 PM (YjDyJ)

838 Six million new jobs equals half if the number of people who have fallen out of the labor pool

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:24 PM (lD8ju)

839 Big win by the Rangers in a shootout

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 10:25 PM (yVmMc)

840 Yeah. Sigh. But switching to the other ones too. Fox at least has Krauthammer, and now, Sununu.


Posted by: Dish of Red at February 12, 2013 10:26 PM (Dmq63)

841 He's been out of A-stan since late August and is in Thailand. He was the one who defended Panetta to me. He said he was the only member of the administration who seemed to give a damn about the military.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:17 PM (UOM4

I knew you posted something good about Panetta. Thank God your son if out of Afghanistan. A friend's son was there for a year and came back last spring.

His job was to train the kids who had finished school and required to join the military. But the Taliban got to them first, it was teaching our enemies our tricks. She told me that in June of 2011.

Posted by: CarolT at February 12, 2013 10:26 PM (z4WKX)

842 Six million new jobs equals half if the number of people who have fallen out of the labor pool
Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2013 10:24 PM (lD8ju)


If the jugeared skidmark gets his way with a 9.00/hr min wage, the chances of 6M jobs is gonna evaporate like water on a hot sidewalk.

Posted by: Bill H at February 12, 2013 10:27 PM (3sZO1)

843 ObamaCare will pay to abort the unemployed. Winning!

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 10:28 PM (MMC8r)

844 Crap,crap,crap,crap,crap...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:28 PM (9+ccr)

845 LOL at all thing Bing stuff on Foxnews. maybe they caught the thread the other day about supporting the libs?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2013 10:28 PM (5lVZz)

846 ABB

Who we are - ABB in brief
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

What do they do? Make LINEMAN and BUCKET TRUCKS?
.
.
.
I know I know ... ABB is big in power generation and control systems, BUT, they are NO replacement for LINEMAN and BUCKET TRUCKS ...

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:29 PM (VZxPf)

847 Dammit. I avoided hearing TFG's voice, and Fox playing clips of the Drone King.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:29 PM (UOM48)

848 thing=this

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2013 10:29 PM (5lVZz)

849 Hear comes Rubio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:29 PM (UOM48)

850 Banana Joe for Best In Show

Posted by: announcer at February 12, 2013 10:30 PM (i7KmQ)

851 "Crap,crap,crap,crap,crap... "
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Sung to the tune of MP's "Spam spam spam..."


Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 10:30 PM (VZxPf)

852 "Good evening. I'm here tonight to respond to the President's State of the Union Address.

"Everything that guy just said was bullshit.

"Thank you."

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 10:30 PM (yVmMc)

853 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:29 PM (UOM4

Me too i watched the Dog Show instead of the Dog Eater and turned to FOX for Rubio and had to hear clips of the Lyin kING! Blleeeeecckk

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 10:31 PM (z3xrj)

854 The Onion for the ultimate win.

Link in name

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 10:34 PM (yVmMc)

855 Wow. Rubio bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:34 PM (UOM48)

856 Rubio:

"You will like our free stuff more better!"

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 10:35 PM (MMC8r)

857 Rubio's gonna be the first bald president since Ford.

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 10:36 PM (yVmMc)

858 All right, I'm still pissed at Rubio over El Amnestio.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 10:36 PM (MMC8r)

859 "I don't really feel like listening to this imbecilic gasbag. I asked around but no one else has much interest, either."

Gasbag-in-Chief.

I like it.

Posted by: dissent555 at February 12, 2013 10:36 PM (yR6A1)

860 Rubio argues why tax increases won't solve the problem! What a novel idea!

*hiccup*

Posted by: AD at February 12, 2013 10:37 PM (dfS5g)

861 I left television on in living room but went to the kitchen to eat and do laundry.

I won't watch the SCOAMT, he is the only person I have ever had make me feel like I want to scream when I see him, never mind listen to him. I do not watch or listen to him at all. Once in a while Rush or Levin will play clips of him but not often.

Posted by: CarolT at February 12, 2013 10:37 PM (z4WKX)

862 "But America is exceptional because we believe that every life, at every stage, is precious, and that everyone everywhere has a God-given right to go as far as their talents and hard work will take them."

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:38 PM (YjDyJ)

863 862
"But America is exceptional because we believe that every life, at every
stage, is precious, and that everyone everywhere has a God-given right
to go as far as their talents and hard work will take them."

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:38 PM (YjDyJ


Yeah, that's going to leave a mark. Good on him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:39 PM (UOM48)

864 The words are good, but boy, this is a disaster

Posted by: The Q at February 12, 2013 10:41 PM (yVmMc)

865 80sBaby, the wimmins on the left: "Marco Rubio wants to take away our contraception!!! Stay out of our wombs!!!! Moar abortions!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:41 PM (UOM48)

866 Why did Rubio need to swig water right in the middle of his speech. Amateur

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:41 PM (rNR/C)

867 Calm down, Marco. Sheeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:41 PM (UOM48)

868 I have watched all of it. I support our President, Barack Obama, completely. I support disarming violent right-wing Tea Party racists who hate our President, and who don't want to pay their fair share in the name of social justice.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 12, 2013 10:42 PM (UWbv/)

869 Marco is as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Dude, breathe. Calm the fuck down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:42 PM (UOM48)

870 Rubio doesn't have the benefit of applause breaks to take a drink that should have been right in front of him.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at February 12, 2013 10:42 PM (OL4L4)

871 He's freaking out. Starting to lose it.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:43 PM (rNR/C)

872 It's a great speech.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:43 PM (UOM48)

873 Over/under on Barry smoking a little choom before a speech?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:44 PM (UOM48)

874 Ok, now we know that if Rubio becomes President his speeches will be short because his mouth dries out way too fast.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:44 PM (rNR/C)

875 Seemed fine to me.

Posted by: Bobby Jindal at February 12, 2013 10:45 PM (Ks9M3)

876 Rand Paul up next.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:45 PM (UOM48)

877 Am I the only one who's tired of Barry's pseudo black preacher routine? I mean, it's like the same fucking speech every time, just with updated emotional trigger points to terrify the weak-willed with ladyparts into hounding their marginally masculine mates into supporting this idiocy and putting a cult identification sticker on the back of their communal Subaru. Anyone who falls for this shit probably needs to be lobotomized, sterilized, removed from any possible human contact. Or least kept off the streets lest they spend their life's savings falling for some street urchin's shell game.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at February 12, 2013 10:45 PM (cxumr)

878 874
Ok, now we know that if Rubio becomes President his speeches will be short because his mouth dries out way too fast.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2013 10:44 PM (rNR/C


SCOAMF is always bathed in applause. He doesn't need a glass of water.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:46 PM (UOM48)

879 For those of you that insist on saying(typing)
"Medal Of Honor Winner",
please stop.
It is NOT a contest.
It is NOT a lottery.
It is an award to the bravest of the brave, to those who value the lives of their brothers above them selves.
It is NOT a contest, and is not WON.
Just stop.
Please...

Posted by: ChrisP at February 12, 2013 10:49 PM (rVq68)

880 What Rubio said was good... yes it's tough to do that in the situation he was in....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 12, 2013 10:53 PM (9+ccr)

881 Posted by: ChrisP at February 12, 2013 10:49 PM (rVq6

Thank you for that.

Posted by: Peaches at February 12, 2013 10:54 PM (kpCLl)

882 877I think they've already been lobotomized.

Posted by: Libtardo at February 12, 2013 10:55 PM (xCh2P)

883 C-SPAN2 only showed his response in Spanish.

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 12, 2013 10:58 PM (YjDyJ)

884 C-Span main channel had Rubio's pre-recorded voice in English though ...

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 11:13 PM (VZxPf)

885 "Am I the only one who's tired of Barry's pseudo black preacher routine? I mean, it's like the same fucking speech every time, ... "
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I'm about to go "Godwin's Law" on ya here, but, this is just like Hitler and his way of demagogic speaking ...

Hitler, it is written, studied this method in depth, too.

Posted by: _Jim at February 12, 2013 11:16 PM (VZxPf)

886 I missed the whole thing. This makes me very very happy

Posted by: Thunderb at February 12, 2013 11:21 PM (Dnbau)

887 This is actually good. This is going to destroy teen employment. Teens are going to learn one of the most painful lessons in Big Government Bullshit.

---

The last hike of the minimum wage already destroyed teen employment over the past seven years.

This is yet another move that will help businesses decide to cut down on full-time employees unless they are absolutely necessary.


In a related note, I expect the cost of the average meal at a fast food restaurant to go up by $2 to $3 if this passes, if not more thanks to inflation causing corn and other staples to spike.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 12, 2013 11:32 PM (4eDvT)

888 SOTU .. no.
I was considering something more pleasant .. like water-boarding

Posted by: Toure at February 12, 2013 11:43 PM (e8kgV)

889 With one unfortunate exception, Marco Rubio (mostly) knocked it out of the park.

He definitely mentioned the Constitution at least two times that I remember, and not in that vague way all politicians do. He specified Constitutional requirements and spoke directly about how government is the problem. So kudos to him.

As for the unfortunate part, the GOP needs serious, competent, help with stagecraft, presentation, and poise.

1) The lighting for both the Rubio and Paul speeches was amateurish, at best.
2) Both men were visibly nervous.
3) Both men were in a hurry.
4) Rubio suffered from poor physical preparation. You don't get flop sweats and dehydration if you plan properly for a speech. (Hint: it's EXACTLY the same routine singers go through. This isn't something new and unknown.)
5) The Tea Party backdrop for Paul's speech was inelegant, noisy, and distracting.
6) Rubio looked like he was backed into some corner by a producer to get the window shot. It looked like he was crammed into a nook.
7) Audio tweaks (like they ALWAYS use on Obama) would help. Especially for Rand Paul. We don't need the God-reverb that Rush and Beck laugh about, but a tiny amount of compression, some EQ, and a hint of reverb would have helped both speeches.
STOP DOING THESE REBUTTALS SOLO! Put these men (or women) in front of an audience! Nothing looks as dorky as a political speech done solo. The only time those should be used is for grave, executive announcements to the people. Period!

I've noticed that even such a dynamic speaker as Allen West looks diminished and nervous when speaking into a camera in a closed room. Put him in front of an audience, though, and the difference is amazing!

Because the GOP never takes presentation seriously, you end up with the water grab that will live on in Saturday Night Live infamy.

Sarah Palin, Allen West, please take note! Get some pros to help with all stages of production and presentation. This is coming at least a decade late, already. The Dems are years ahead on this score.

(BTW: Yes, I heard Rubio's calls for immigration reform. I just see this as a positive step in his getting himself fit for the national stage. I'm not suddenly a Rubio guy.)

Posted by: K-Bob at February 12, 2013 11:47 PM (7EfHR)

890 Completely forgot this was on tonight. And all the people where I was must have forgotten too.

Did anyone watch?

Posted by: food fight! at February 12, 2013 11:54 PM (/b8+5)

891 #868 Your prez just killed another innocent family with a drone...how's that feel??

Posted by: Brett Farve at February 12, 2013 11:56 PM (OZtuG)

892
I missed the entire flop, in fact, this page is the only place I've seen it mentioned other than my ignorant cousin in SD,CA who 'shared' a picture of TFG. I had the courtesy of not commenting on it and noticed that only 2 or 3 of her CA buddies did.

He may be the President but he doesn't command any respect from me, derision, hell yes.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 13, 2013 12:20 AM (IanLz)

893 So apparently the cops burned down the house Dormer was in on purpose. More than a bit disturbing to me:

at 29:36 or so, police decide : 'we're gonna go forward with the plan, with the burn .. like we talked about'
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fbc_1360721946

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T6cG7FC71c&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: cyr at February 13, 2013 12:24 AM (ct8ag)

894 http://bit.ly/UcOalu

Because I'm a giver.

Celestial Bodies(y).

Posted by: sTevo at February 13, 2013 12:33 AM (VMcEw)

895 Did Anderson Cooper really ask if it is harder to find a black man at night?

Posted by: bestie21 at February 13, 2013 02:04 AM (ijwsR)

896 Did Obama really strangle a puppy while smoking crack?

Posted by: bestie21 at February 13, 2013 02:04 AM (ijwsR)

897 797 What's the Moron Horde rage level up to? Mine is elevated, and I'm not even watching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 10:14 PM


Since this is a dead thread a reply is probably pointless but I will, anyway.

I just don't have any, anymore. I tried to open America's eyes on this mocha creep & Mooch-celle back in 2006 on Free Republic.

And I would swear that about 6 months before the 2012 election America's IQ took a nosedive into sub-imbecile range.

All I can do now is look out for and after my CCL ( That is Cute, or Crazy, Cat Lady, depending on how you see it.... ) and my family of Black Angels across the street.

The America I loved got suborned by the FSA. Too bad.

Posted by: backhoe at February 13, 2013 04:58 AM (ULH4o)

898 857 Rubio's gonna be the first bald president since Ford.

More like since Poland Spring. Yes: Springtime for Rubio!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 13, 2013 05:25 AM (21TJo)






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