Why Is Obama Going Forward with a Political Event During a Life-and-Death Crisis?

I seem to remember a lot of Concern about the "split-screen" of the RNC going forward next to images of Hurricane Isaac's destruction.

An hour ago Obama minion Brad Woodhouse was still happily tweeting anti-Rubio propaganda, even as one cop died due to Leftist Folk Hero/Serial Killer Chris Dorner's rampage. I think maybe he stopped now.

But why is Obama going forward with the SOTU? Don't the same concerns apply here?

You won't believe this, but no one in the media will answer me on this point.

Corrected: Irene, not Sandy.

Correction to the Correction: Isaac, not Irene. I should have just said "the hurricane." You'd've known which one I meant.

Posted by: Ace at 07:38 PM



Comments

1 Because America's liberals still need to diddle their beans over Obama, the Waiver King.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at February 12, 2013 07:39 PM (QxSug)

2 Sandy, Ace? Sandy?

You're mixing up your hurricanes, just as you mixed up your media hacks (David Challian vs. McKay Coppins) on Twitter.

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 12, 2013 07:40 PM (/COnL)

3

The State of the Union is ON FIAHH!!!

Cap'n Clusterfuck won't need the split screen. His disaster encompasses all of the smaller disasters nationwide

Posted by: imp at February 12, 2013 07:40 PM (UaxA0)

4 The peasants are clamoring for their Savior. He can't disappoint them.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 12, 2013 07:41 PM (6H6o8)

5 Because, Booosh!

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 12, 2013 07:41 PM (8ZskC)

6 It will turn out that Obama was actually the guy that jumped out of the choppah and popped the cap in Dorner's ass before hoping on a concord for a fast trip back to Reagan Obama International Airport to give the King's SPeech tonight in the House of Lords Fuckwads.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:41 PM (+OTLF)

7 Ugh went looking for news on this at twitter found this crap instead--


Genice ‏@makemyraacks
RT @MarleenaKCUUF: i feel like everyone is rooting for #Dorner cause we all know that the LAPD are lying sacks of shit! lol
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****

Mel✌ ‏@Melskyyy
@ScrawnBurke @channelzeroyt he's amazing. #Dorner
View conversation

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 07:41 PM (r2PLg)

8 Anonymous is threatening to take down the livestream of the SOTU. While ordinarily I dislike the things Anonymous does, in this case is it wrong of me to cheer them on?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (RZ8pf)

9 I assume Obama will give this the Benghazi treatment.
Find out who's filming really bad movies -- stat!

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (Qxe/p)

10 let me be clear, eraaah, as I've always said, we will not balance the budget on the backs of the poor. Maybe on the backs of the poor in China and on the backs of future generations of certainly poorer Americans, but not on the backs of the Free Stuff Army who pay no taxes and receive free refunds thanks to America's insane tax laws.

Now, reeeruh, there are those that say that rich people should not pay any taxes ummm. I say it's time for the rich to pay just a little bit, their fair share.

Now, when I inhereited the mess we're in...

ad nauseum

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (QxSug)

11 Now batting... batting... batting... for Pedro... Pedro... Pedro... Borbon: Manny... Manny... Manny... Mota... Mota... Mota.

Posted by: fox live video at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (ORGYc)

12 btw--those are two young girls tweeting that crap.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (r2PLg)

13 Hell, Obama's DOJ has killed hundreds of poor schlubs down in Mexico. This is just one fucking guy.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (8ZskC)

14 The Dorner thing is not happening in the Center of the Universe, New York City, so no, it's not that important by the Party Line Media standards.

Posted by: Marmo at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (pcgW1)

15 8 Anonymous is threatening to take down the livestream of the SOTU. While ordinarily I dislike the things Anonymous does, in this case is it wrong of me to cheer them on?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (RZ8pf)


Is he threatening to replace it with NCIS? I'll donate!

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (Qxe/p)

16 Stuttering and failing on yonder prodigious stage.
A colossus of a fool,
screaming triflings with rage.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 12, 2013 07:43 PM (q177U)

17 8
Anonymous is threatening to take down the livestream of the SOTU. While
ordinarily I dislike the things Anonymous does, in this case is it wrong
of me to cheer them on?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (RZ8pf)

YOu know, these Anonymous characters might not be half bad after all.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:43 PM (+OTLF)

18 Dorner's manifesto makes more sense than what the JEF says in the SOTU. I's skipping it to go shoot my new little toy. I hope the canoe doesn't tip over again in the middle of the deep lake when I am done.

Posted by: eureka! at February 12, 2013 07:43 PM (HPRku)

19 >>>You won't believe this, but no one in the media will answer me on this point.

NO! That can't be true!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 12, 2013 07:43 PM (0q2P7)

20 I think you mean Hurricane Isaac, Ace.

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 12, 2013 07:43 PM (xfWVe)

21 Go for it Anonymous!

Posted by: EC at February 12, 2013 07:44 PM (doBIb)

22 God Bless any of you that will live blog the SOTU. What hell you've created for yourself.

Remember, liberals are at a .... disadvantage. They're insane. When they watch JEF speak, it's like a full narcissist parallel universe break down in which their greatest hopes are realized. Which is really sad. I just hear a bunch of gibberish...paragraphs constructed of sentences that jump from one conclusory assertion to another, culminating in a form of anti-thought.

but that's just me, maybe it'll be awesome.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at February 12, 2013 07:44 PM (QxSug)

23 Is Joe Friday on scene?

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 07:44 PM (lVrhB)

24 Still Burning the house down might be a little excessive to get the guy out. Why not just wait him out and give him poisoned pizza during the standoff...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:44 PM (+OTLF)

25 i guess there's not going to be a beer summit

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 12, 2013 07:44 PM (GVxQo)

26 How can Obarka give a speech when there is a crisis???

//DW Jaws Schultz

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 07:44 PM (LRFds)

27 I wonder if obama gives a shout out to his pal hagel tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 07:45 PM (9Bj8R)

28 Where's Wilson Goode when you need him?

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at February 12, 2013 07:45 PM (J6kXj)

29 Is the fucker dead yet??

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 07:45 PM (uhAkr)

30 A tad O/T - but...Beck's show tonight posed the question of why the lib media wasn't going wall-to-wall with Dorner from Day 1.Dorner seemed to have every facet for their favorite story - except for that lib-lovin' manifesto they refused to mention AND the fact that he wasn't a right winger.

Beck went on to profile famous assassins inhistory. The backgrounds were notable: progressive, communist, progressive, anarchist, progressive, musloid, etc. Not a TEA Party type in the bunch. It was a stellar show. If you don't have BlazeTV, get the 2-week free trial just to see this one.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 12, 2013 07:45 PM (tQHzJ)

31 Obama and the Democrats are having a party while a black man is dieing.

Posted by: Opposite World MSM at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (Nfpnr)

32 I just procured the written speech for tonight.

Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (A7Wh1)

33 Because Obama needs to be the center of attention and because someone willl get his speechwriters to include something about Dorner which will emhasize the need for gun control

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (PxYrx)

34 29
Is the fucker dead yet??

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 07:45 PM (uhAkr)
NOpe...last i heard he is preparing to give yet another speech while that cunt with the wig eats more lobster.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (+OTLF)

35 thanks for the correction... check the post, the correction is funny.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (LCRYB)

36 CNN reporting Chris Dorner has turned up in Washington and will be sitting in the box next to Michelle Obama.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (MMC8r)

37 Wow. He's in Manson company.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (lVrhB)

38 Dammit, if this fool had been a Teabagger, just think of the ratings!!!

Posted by: NBC at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (jTKU5)

39 What? The left doesn't believe in the very thing they attacked Rubio about? Shocking. /

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 07:47 PM (uhftQ)

40 :::Why Is Obama Going Forward with a Political Event During a Life-and-Death Crisis?:::

He's a narcissist, Ace. There *are* no other events, in his mind.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 07:47 PM (JDIKC)

41 I should have just said "the hurricane." You'd've known which one I meant.


Ruben "Hurricane" Carter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 07:47 PM (9Bj8R)

42 oh god, and the gun control nonsense. It's not that I, errr, want to take away your gun, I shoot skeet, see? I just want to end gun violence.

how about rounding up the mentally ill?

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at February 12, 2013 07:47 PM (QxSug)

43 30

The Horde keeps talking about a billionaire buying a network, all the while Beck is building one himself.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 07:47 PM (MMC8r)

44 If he was a right winger the made for TV movie would be half way through production.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (A7Wh1)

45 Chris could be my son.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (lVrhB)

46
Don't the same concerns apply here?


Nope.

Posted by: Barry TFG at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (mETGQ)

47 36
CNN reporting Chris Dorner has turned up in Washington and will be sitting in the box next to Michelle Obama.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (MMC8r)

Will there be room for anyone next to the giant carry out bucket o lobster tails and Spicey Honey Fries?
ALthough...if you slapped her wig on him, you might not be able to tell the difference...if you were wolfe blitzer.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (+OTLF)

48 Fox has "SMOKE POURING FROM CABIN INVOLVED IN POLICE STANDOFF" -- Good freakin' Lord.....does their freakin' training manual say, "if in a firefight with a guy in a house, burn the house down with the guy in it"? I feel like I've seen this movie a zillion times before.




Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (kaalw)

49 Because he's got more of our money to give away?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (z3xrj)

50 [44] The flick is already in the can.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (lVrhB)

51 Dammit, if this fool had been a Teabagger, just think of the ratings!!!

Posted by: NBC at February 12, 2013 07:46 PM (jTKU5)



Are you sure that Sarah Palin isn't somehow responsible for all of this?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (zCpPB)

52 Welcome to my new TV network!

The team and I will have to be using the comment threads here at Ace of Spades HQ until we can get everything up and running.

Thank you for watching the Evening News with Skunky Choom. Hope to see you again tomorrow at roughly the same time.

(we need a little help with naming stuff like the network and all of the great shows we're going to have.)

Posted by: Skunky Choom at February 12, 2013 07:49 PM (BjOkm)

53 If you can't stand the SOTU, there's college hoops on ESPN and ESPN2. Florida giving Kentucky a tough time, up by11 right before the half.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 12, 2013 07:49 PM (ZshNr)

54 Well, there is the hurricane, then there is THE hurricane, then there is THE HURRICANE. How could we possibly know which one you meant?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 07:49 PM (uhftQ)

55 44
If he was a right winger the made for TV movie would be half way through production.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (A7Wh1)

Dude, they would already be talking Emmy buzz for the performance.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:49 PM (+OTLF)

56 Because he has Repunks to back into a Dorner?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 07:49 PM (z3xrj)

57 Because nuthin stops The Lyin kING not cop killer deaths or seal Team six deaths the agenda must go on.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 07:50 PM (z3xrj)

58 Are you sure that Sarah Palin isn't somehow responsible for all of this?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 07:48 PM (zCpPB)
Not sure at the moment, so lets assume she is...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:50 PM (+OTLF)

59 8 Anonymous is threatening to take down the livestream of the SOTU. While ordinarily I dislike the things Anonymous does, in this case is it wrong of me to cheer them on?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2013 07:42 PM (RZ8pf)



Mess up the food stamp cards to zero balance and simply print "Get a Job!" when swiped.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 12, 2013 07:50 PM (Jcd0S)

60 Blaze TV has a pretty slick set. And they have the lady that was fired by FOX for the "terrorist fist bump" remark.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (A7Wh1)

61 Ability to shoot from surface to air? where do they get this shit from?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (9Bj8R)

62 @KETK_NeilBarton We have confirmation from the Los Angeles Police Department the ex-cop
from LA was shot and killed by a local sheriff's department sniper.

Posted by: Retread at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (zxitI)

63 Fox has "SMOKE POURING FROM CABIN INVOLVED IN POLICE STANDOFF" -- Good freakin' Lord.....does their freakin' training manual say, "if in a firefight with a guy in a house, burn the house down with the guy in it"? I feel like I've seen this movie a zillion times before.
Posted by: cthulhu
***

SOP. Have a determined to die lunatic in a barricade situation? Fire up old smokey.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (uhftQ)

64 The cops have killed the guy = guarantee no conflict with SOTU.

Posted by: carolina at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (rloNp)

65 Has Dorner climbed up on the roof screaming "TOP 'O THE WORLD MA!!!" yet?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (jaijr)

66
How much you wanna bet Obama tries to spin this as a gun control issue.

One thing that this should show the powers that be ishow much havoc people witha few rifles can create.

Not endorsing this asshole, just pointing out the obvious

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (/7Xis)

67 Obama cannot sin.

And Leftists cannot not have double standards.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 12, 2013 07:52 PM (ZuCIK)

68 Obama's loving this. Yes it means that not EVERYTHING is about him. But it works for him in a variety of ways.

1) He can use the Dorner situation as a "relevant, contemporary" example of the need for gun control. Total bullshit, but he eats bullshit for breakfast (after an order of hash browns and dachsund)

2) The only people who will be watching his speech are his diehard fanbois. Everyone else will be watching the Dorner fallout. So he knows he can say whatever bullshit he wants to say without anyone calling him out on it. Oh sure there'll be right-wing and Republican columns written after the fact, but LIVs don't read those, so he's safe.

3) If nobody's watching his SoTU, then that means no one is watching Rubio's response either.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 07:52 PM (CA2NO)

69 So he can try to appropriate the limelight, of course. He will make a breathless announcement that the dude is dead, there will be a spontaneous eruption of applause from everyone present, and he will bask in it like he played some role in it. Obama is a sick man. Seriously.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 07:52 PM (8/DeP)

70 I feel like I've seen this movie a zillion times before.

The tactic predates gunpowder, as certain Icelandic sagas can testify...

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2013 07:52 PM (U3ERv)

71 The real crime here is that the LAPD COULDN'T WAIT TWO GODDAMNED DAYS to catch this guy so we could enjoy the speech and a day of joyous, chin-drizzling spin.

Posted by: Truman North at February 12, 2013 07:52 PM (MEIXk)

72 So he's dead?

Posted by: EC at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (doBIb)

73 But why is Obama going forward with the SOTU? Don't the same concerns apply here?

I can sum it all up in one word... courage. Dedication. Daring. Pride. Pluck. Spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S guts. Why, Barack Obama's got more choom guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!

What can you make out of this, Johnny?

Posted by: McCkroskey keeps the Airplane! quotes rollin' at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (QAhHk)

74 Never let a crisis go to waste. Unless it interrupts Obama's facetime.

Posted by: JWF at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (1l37M)

75 Remember when Clinton delivered the SOTU address while Mount St Helens flooded New Orleans?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (X9Mnx)

76 would CNN* or CBS* have expected Jesus to cancel the Sermon on the Mount just because the Romans had Barabas surrounded in a hut somewhere in Galilee? I think not.

*C for Christian; remember this is waaaay back then.

Posted by: mallfly at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (bJm7W)

77 63
Fox has "SMOKE POURING FROM CABIN INVOLVED IN POLICE STANDOFF" -- Good
freakin' Lord.....does their freakin' training manual say, "if in a
firefight with a guy in a house, burn the house down with the guy in
it"? I feel like I've seen this movie a zillion times before.

Posted by: cthulhu

***



SOP. Have a determined to die lunatic in a barricade situation? Fire up old smokey.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (uhftQ)


Yeah, 'cause that's so healthy for the hostages. Or property owners.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (kaalw)

78 66

How much you wanna bet Obama tries to spin this as a gun control issue.

One thing that this should show the powers that be ishow much havoc people witha few rifles can create.

Not endorsing this asshole, just pointing out the obvious

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (/7Xis)
Thats nothing, you should have seen what a bunch of long dead fools were able to do with a few muskets.Must take away the guns so that kind of shit doesnt happen again...right comrade?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (+OTLF)

79 Did they just say Let it Burn.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (lVrhB)

80 32 Whatev,

but I got this man Pall Ryne and he is smart....and shit

//Barack Alisandro Mountain Dew Hussein Camacho

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (LRFds)

81 So he's dead?
Posted by: EC
***

He's pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (uhftQ)

82 So he's dead?
Posted by: EC at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (doBIb)

Well they thought Rambo was dead in that cave?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (9Bj8R)

83
This fella is a regular D.B. Cooper! They just can't catch him!

Posted by: MSM at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (Nfpnr)

84 @KETK_NeilBarton We have confirmation from the Los Angeles Police Department the ex-cop

from LA was shot and killed by a local sheriff's department sniper.

Posted by: Retread at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (zxitI)




Was he a white sniper because that would really be racist.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 07:54 PM (zCpPB)

85 Maybe they have tear gas and then "tear gas wink, wink" in a different canister. One that maybe somehow always seems to start fires durin training, say....



Use the first on trust fund eco-babies and mosh pit degenerates, the latter on cop killing whackjobs.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 12, 2013 07:54 PM (ZshNr)

86 Do you want to really be outraged? Read this: http://tinyurl.com/b6fuk8y


Despite extensive evidence that Hasan was in communication with al Qaeda
leader Anwar al-Awlaki prior to the attack, the military has denied the
victims a Purple Heart and is treating the incident as "workplace
violence" instead of "combat related" or terrorism.




Al-Awlaki has since been killed in a U.S. drone attack in Yemen, in what
was termed a major victory in the U.S. efforts against al Qaeda.


Munley and dozens of other victims have now filed a lawsuit against the
military alleging the "workplace violence" designation means the Fort
Hood victims are receiving lower priority access to medical care as
veterans, and a loss of financial benefits available to those who
injuries are classified as "combat related."

This administration is full of assholes, top to bottom. They've most certainly pressured the military to handle this as just another case of a worker going "postal".

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at February 12, 2013 07:54 PM (4eNxd)

87 What time does King Barky read his manifesto?

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 07:55 PM (UzPAd)

88 The Show Must Go ON!!!

Posted by: Alaska Paul at February 12, 2013 07:55 PM (Hc+rA)

89 Is Obama going forward with a political event?

Of course he is, if he doesn't all the pent up lies will explode out of his ears like the diarrhea from Al Roker's flaps. He needs regular relief.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2013 07:55 PM (wAQA5)

90 Yeah, 'cause that's so healthy for the hostages. Or property owners.
Posted by: cthulhu
***

All the ones I can think of off the top of my head did not involve hostages.
Just to be clear, I was kidding. In cases like this one, it seems to happen a lot.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 07:55 PM (uhftQ)

91 So its rather funny that this happened at the same time that Sarah Palin got a gig as a commentator with Al Jazeerah (source: wa post)

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:56 PM (+OTLF)

92 Or maybe Barky likes the situation, since it gives him an excuse to call for more gun control. And imagine the look on his face as he gets to be the FIRST ONE to announce that this guy was caught/killed by our selfless unionized civil servants and how can anyone dare to talk about cutting government spending?

Posted by: mallfly at February 12, 2013 07:56 PM (bJm7W)

93 48 Fox has "SMOKE POURING FROM CABIN INVOLVED IN POLICE STANDOFF" --

Paging Quanah Parker! Telegram for Chief Quanah Parker!

Please contact the LAPD command center ASAP!

Posted by: The little guy in all the old movies who goes around saying "paging so and so ... telegram for so an at February 12, 2013 07:56 PM (p4U6S)

94 Dude's going for the Hannibal Lecter escape .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 12, 2013 07:56 PM (TQOZk)

95 Obama is a sick man. Seriously.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 07:52 PM (8/DeP)


He's completely hollow. He has no sense of accomplishment except that which he gets from other people, and since he has never accomplished anything himself, he has to insert himself into everything as a way to get some positive affirmation. He's as empty as a forgotten boot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 07:57 PM (CA2NO)

96 @KETK_NeilBarton We have confirmation from the Los Angeles Police Department the ex-cop


from LA was shot and killed by a local sheriff's department sniper.



Posted by: Retread at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (zxitI)


Good. I hope his exploded head is plastered all over the internet.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 07:57 PM (uhAkr)

97 66

How much you wanna bet Obama tries to spin this as a gun control issue.

One thing that this should show the powers that be ishow much havoc people witha few rifles can create.

Not endorsing this asshole, just pointing out the obvious

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2013 07:51 PM (/7Xis)
Thats nothing, you should have seen what a bunch of long dead fools were able to do with a few muskets.Must take away the guns so that kind of shit doesnt happen again...right comrade?
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 07:53 PM (+OTLF)Maybe I didn't word that right. My point is that insurrection could ensue if they tried taking guns. 1000 cases like this. I am in no way for gun control.

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2013 07:57 PM (/7Xis)

98 The Horde keeps talking about a billionaire buying a network, all the while Beck is building one himself.

I did a double take tonight when he said, "I'm not watching this idiot tonight" (speaking of the SOTU). Where can you hear something that refreshing on any other channel?

He also mentioned he has more subscribers to BlazeTV than CNN has viewers.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 12, 2013 07:57 PM (tQHzJ)

99 >>>Of course he is, if he doesn't all the pent up lies will explode out of
his ears like the diarrhea from Al Roker's flaps. He needs regular
relief.

He's like a beaver, if he doesn't have something to chew on, his teeth will grow up thru his brain pan and down thru his lower jaw.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 07:58 PM (UzPAd)

100 If you're looking on twitter I spelled Neil wrong it is @KETK_NealBarton

Posted by: Retread at February 12, 2013 07:59 PM (zxitI)

101 98 Rushbabe,

I'm glad he is doing well...I'd like him to maybe produce some original high quality non lib polluted entertainment...

Emergency! would be an awesome show to remake...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 07:59 PM (LRFds)

102

How many black people did this vermin kill?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 07:59 PM (jTKU5)

103 Are you sure that Sarah Palin isn't somehow responsible for all of this?

Dorner killed a deputy in Big Bear. Palin calls herself Momma Grizzly. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 08:00 PM (X9Mnx)

104 Waiting for Ron Paul's 'sow/reap' tweet.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 08:00 PM (MMC8r)

105 There should be a splitscreen with the SOTU.

Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2013 08:00 PM (mi1DY)

106
If he did off himself, I am kinda surprised. It sure seemed like he wanted the OK Corral ending.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 08:00 PM (p/cQy)

107 He's dead, Jim?

Posted by: Bones McCoy at February 12, 2013 08:00 PM (Ks9M3)

108 "CS grenades? I thought you said throw the Willie Pete grenades in there.

Gee, you know I just can't help but feel a little bit responsible for this fire. Would a sincere, 'I'm sorry' help any?"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 08:00 PM (JDIKC)

109 DOGGEHS DOGGEHS DOGGEHS

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 08:00 PM (8sCoq)

110 Now, moving to our National Hostage Situation in Washington...

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 08:01 PM (MMC8r)

111 There's a man in the House with 300 million hostages, Wolf, we're not sure what he wants, but he's expected to issue his list of demands in about one hour...

Posted by: CNN Correspondent at February 12, 2013 08:02 PM (MMC8r)

112
I just hear a bunch of gibberish...paragraphs constructed of sentences that jump from one conclusory assertion to another, culminating in a form of anti-thought.

The essential Far Side cartoon that depicts the effect you describe:http://tinyurl.com/bj5tudg

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 08:02 PM (+z4pE)

113 Jimmy Orr LATimes ‏@JimmyOrr

Sheriff Dept to media: "Sheriff has asked all members of press to stop tweeting immediately." http://lat.ms/12K9YIG #dorner

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 08:02 PM (8sCoq)

114 The larger issue, Ace, is that the left can and will use any angle of an event on an attack on the GOP because they're at war with us.

and we're mostly cool with that because we don't return the favor or even use their defense mechanisms (when we complain, we're wussies, etc. but we can't call them wusses or appeal to macho shit).

so, as long as we play along (and of course, true conservatives on this blog never playalong), we lose.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at February 12, 2013 08:02 PM (QxSug)

115 The Fire Department has JOINED US!

LET IT BURN!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 08:03 PM (LRFds)

116

NOpe...last i heard he is preparing to give yet another speech while that cunt with the wig eats more lobster.

Don't you mean squid?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2013 08:03 PM (iNcoE)

117
Obama shout-out to Dorner tonight?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2013 08:03 PM (jTKU5)

118
Sporting Group is up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 08:03 PM (p/cQy)

119 Obama shout-out to Dorner tonight?

Posted by: Meremortal

The LAPD acted stupidly.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 12, 2013 08:04 PM (wYVte)

120 117 meremortal,

Officer Dorner here's to you getting away in this life or the next....

shout out!

//Bark-E-One

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 08:04 PM (LRFds)

121 Tonight presents a perfect opportunity for The One to rewrite history in real time. With an audience of his psychophants*, how could he pass up the chance?

By the time he's done tonight, Bammy will have them convinced Dorner is really a right wing extremist racist tea partying
religious nut, who recently donated to the GOP, NRA and Romney. He's also really white, just very tan from a recent Carribean vacation. And
whaddya know, turns out he's a second cousin of Sarah Palin. And of course...the police acted stupidly.

But the dog eater has solutions. With higher spending, more taxes, and gun confiscation... justice will be served, the economy will continue it's phenomenal growth, and your healthcare costs will decrease 3000%. And high speed trains.

*yeah, misspelled, I know...but it kinda works

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 08:04 PM (F3s39)

122 90
Yeah, 'cause that's so healthy for the hostages. Or property owners.

Posted by: cthulhu

***



All the ones I can think of off the top of my head did not involve hostages.

Just to be clear, I was kidding. In cases like this one, it seems to happen a lot.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 07:55 PM (uhftQ)


It certainly helped those kids at Waco lead healthy, productive lives -- except for the 23 that were incinerated. And there's the five kids incinerated in Philidelphia in 1985. It's not that I have any great love for the SLA, Branch Davidians, MOVE, this particular cop-killer, or whatever, but "standoff? Burn 'em out!" is just a bit old. And sloppy. It does not give the appearance of professionalism.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2013 08:06 PM (kaalw)

123 118 Sporting Group is up.

Shit, did I miss the Weimerainer again?

Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 08:07 PM (GxrG0)

124 What channel are the doggehs on

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:07 PM (z3xrj)

125 I'm glad he is doing well...I'd like him to maybe produce some original high quality non lib polluted entertainment...Emergency! would be an awesome show to remake...
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 07:59 PM (LRFds)

Funny you should mention that. Remember that YouTube (posted on an ONT about a year ago) based onthe true story of the TN vets who returned home to their corrupt town and were told they couldn't oversee the ballots being counted? He wants tomake a full-length feature film of it.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 12, 2013 08:08 PM (tQHzJ)

126 Levin: According to CNS News, Americans have purchased 65.4 million guns; 94% more than during Bush's first term.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 12, 2013 08:10 PM (tQHzJ)

127 Dogs on USA

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 08:10 PM (p/cQy)

128 125 RushBabe,

That would be a good one as well.....

we need to defang hollywood and punish its bias.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 08:10 PM (LRFds)

129 I think I just saw Dorner on Hardcore Pawn, but I'm going to doggeh show for more diversity.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:13 PM (z3xrj)

130 Ugh. Levin said the Rand Paul rebuttal is going to go strong on immigration reform.

*sigh*

Posted by: RushBabe at February 12, 2013 08:13 PM (tQHzJ)

131 130 RushBabe,

hell have Rand go full tard and abolish INS....call their bluff

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 08:14 PM (LRFds)

132 Immigration reform is OK if it means kicking all illegals off welfare and lockin down the borders otherwise rand is done as his dad

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:15 PM (z3xrj)

133 Okay....dog show, or dog and pony show?

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 08:15 PM (MMC8r)

134 Really, is there a reason to have INS?

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 08:16 PM (MMC8r)

135 It doesn't matter and shouldn't matter. Who the hell cares about this guy anyway. Just like the GOP convention should have gone on, the SOTU should proceed without haste so we can hear this awful narcissist pine for the need for more spending.....

Posted by: J.R. at February 12, 2013 08:20 PM (QG/zJ)

136 I have no problem with immigrants. When my grandparents came here c 1900 there was no welfare or anything like that, and they new they needed to learn English and go to work.

In some ways the left is split on this: they want lots of immigration with social benefits that will bankrupt the country, but they also want to limit population growth to save the planet. This might be why so many leftists need to take drugs.

Posted by: mallfly at February 12, 2013 08:21 PM (bJm7W)

137 Benghazi - Vegas

Posted by: gracepmc at February 12, 2013 08:22 PM (rznx3)

138 Drudge has part of Rubio speech posted sounds good.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 08:31 PM (z3xrj)

139 138 Drudge has part of Rubio speech posted sounds good.

Hard to tell over all the slurping noises.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 13, 2013 05:20 AM (21TJo)






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