Bumped Again: Dorner Has Hostages?

Update: Howard Kurtz Frets, "Will This Spoil Obama's Prom?"

@howardkurtz

What if alleged killer Chris Dorner is captured or killed as the SOTU begins? Obama could face a Bill Clinton/O.J. verdict moment.

Yannow, it's not a terrible question, in and of itself. But it does reveal a certain mindset -- no leaf can fall and no chick can hatch without Obama's Palace Guard asking "How does this affect Our Glorious Majesty, the King?"

...

Update: The audio is now registering gunshots and shouts. Definitely a battle.

By the way, I'm guessing the cabin part -- I just can't imagine how else a gun battle goes on for so long, unless Dorner has significant cover.

Reports from scanner traffic of two officers down. Confirmed: Two deputies shot.

Rumor -- police has called in an armored vehicle to evacuate the wounded officers.

????

I'm listening now. He's near Big Bear. Or so they think.

This is almost as exciting as NBC's primetime lineup.

Author Brad Thor, on Twitter, is keeping tabs on the #PiersMorganKiller.

KLTA says shots have been heard in the area. Ehhh... I don't trust reporters to tell the difference between "shots" and "wolves."

More: Reporter says that cops were seen pumping their fists, as if in victory.

More: A woman was found tied up (Yay, Chris Dorner! Hero of the Left!) and there was a shootout. Again, sources say.

This is near highway 38 in the Barton Flats area.

"We have not heard anything about him being in custody." Reporter says we've seen that on Twitter but have no word on that apart from the Idiot Machine.

Believed home invasion, with couple being tied up, and attempted carjacking (or did he just steal the couple's car? Or both?). Not known if he has hostages.

Don Lemon just called him "A Hero for our times." Not really, but you know.

Officer Down? So many rumors. But this is a new one.

Posted by: Ace at 05:54 PM



Comments

1 I hope so.

Save the Hispanic women from learning Dodge Bullet-Fu!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:03 PM (pu60A)

2 That video was uploaded in 2009

Posted by: dogfish at February 12, 2013 04:03 PM (N2yhW)

3 And?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 04:03 PM (9Bj8R)

4 Get off the speed Ace.

Posted by: dogfish at February 12, 2013 04:04 PM (N2yhW)

5 Probably some poor schmuck in a chicken suit with a sandwich board. They don't seem too good at getting solid ID.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 04:05 PM (BH8oG)

6 ????

You were *this* close to a lawsuit, buddy.

Posted by: Jupiter Jones at February 12, 2013 04:05 PM (mO9O5)

7 Free Chris! He's a victim!

Posted by: The Left's Inevitable Response at February 12, 2013 04:06 PM (RD7QR)

8 Spree killer big foot. The flying squids made him turn himself in. Plus, he was discovered when he tweeted his thanks to feminists who taught him men and women were exactly alike so it was OK to kill them

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 04:07 PM (69tAm)

9
Is it the London Boys, again?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 12, 2013 04:07 PM (9Q7Nu)

10 BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

Was that him?

Posted by: Torrance PD at February 12, 2013 04:07 PM (DrWcr)

11 Dorner's everywhere!

BLAM! BLAM!

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:07 PM (74T7W)

12 By the time he is arrested, he will be caucasian, a gun rights activist, anti-abortion, and a registered Republican.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2013 04:07 PM (bTPOR)

13 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:07 PM (8y9MW)

14 Was this reported on a WaPo blog? If not, I don't believe it.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 04:08 PM (VndSC)

15 It's the Tea Party's fault that he killed people and taunted one of his victim's parents!

Posted by: The Left's Inevitable Response at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

16 4 I was thinking the same thing, Dogfish. Ace seems to be on a SUPER ADRENALINE HIGH today. From Twitter looks like he was up all night, too. Ace is about to crash in 3-2-1...

Posted by: Liberty Lover at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (encrR)

17 If Obama had a son, he'd look just like Dorner.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (VndSC)

18

The LAPL plan to announce that Dorner hung himself in while in custody on Thursday, then again early Friday, before being shot while trying to escape.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (kdS6q)

19 If Bambi had a son...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (v/3ty)

20 Has anyone told Suzi Parker yet?
This is big!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (bTPOR)

21 It's probably LL Cool J or a college football player or something. IDing suspects seems to be a "need to improve training" type deal for LAPD.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (ZWvOb)

22
We already got the producer, director, script all we need is the leading role.
MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Hollywood Types at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (mETGQ)

23
I expect an epic shootout...

with cops and Dorner five feet away from each other...

taking cover behind trash barrels.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (9Q7Nu)

24 I am OK if they kill him. But I'm like that

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 04:09 PM (69tAm)

25 So--there was a car-jacking attempt?

Could have been him.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:10 PM (r2PLg)

26 They said Dorner was hung. and they was right.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 04:10 PM (VndSC)

27 The MSNBC Spree Killer?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 04:10 PM (/kI1Q)

28 If this is true, expect Obama to inject himself into it, and inject the word "I" in whatever he says about 12 times.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 04:10 PM (xAtAj)

29 Well, if it is him, I guess the answer then is "the cops."

Assuming the question was, "who could shoot more innocent(ish) people, the fugitive or the cops?"

Posted by: Timin203 at February 12, 2013 04:11 PM (5WxMt)

30 So did global warming cause Chris Dorner to go nuts? That and racism, of course!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:11 PM (Ag5D2)

31 The Piers Morgan Killer Fanboi

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:11 PM (pu60A)

32 21 It's probably LL Cool J

I wonder how many folks have approached him about the forthcoming (ending TBD) miniseries about gun violen...er, the apprehension of this GOP-created monster.

If I were LL Cool J, I certainly wouldn't be in Cali anytime soon.

Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 04:11 PM (YesJa)

33 How dare Dorner steal away any attention from the magnificent SOTU coming up!

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 04:11 PM (VndSC)

34 The only upside to him surviving is a trial where he educates us on his beliefs

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 04:11 PM (69tAm)

35 Oh what poor schmuck are they gonna shot this time? Are there newspaper deliveries in Big Bear?

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:12 PM (X6akg)

36 Will we see an on-air execution? Now we know why Sheppy is in Rome.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 04:12 PM (UzPAd)

37 @34
Oh, I have a feeling THAT wont get too much media coverage. Except for the part about cops being racist.

Posted by: Timin203 at February 12, 2013 04:12 PM (5WxMt)

38 I'm just saying, they may be on edge, but the LAPD seems pretty intent on killing the guy based on all the people they've shot at that are pretty clearly not Chris Dorner.

I thought there had to be, you know provocation before you iced someone if you were a cop. Guess not.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:12 PM (t06LC)

39 Janet Reno wrote the book on how to smoke him out of any hideouts.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 04:13 PM (VndSC)

40 So will Brian Dennehy star as Chris Dorner in the made for TV movie?

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:13 PM (Ag5D2)

41 KLTA says shots have been heard in the area. Ehhh... I don't trust reporters to tell the difference between "shots" and "wolves."

They probably saw a midget mexican in a subaru with a ten gallon hat and pre emptively fired 100 rounds to make sure it was dorner in disguise.

Posted by: Timin203 at February 12, 2013 04:13 PM (5WxMt)

42 "something big IS going on"

"very dynamic situation"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:14 PM (piMMO)

43 I'm only on the side of due process. Can't wait to see the reaction in Watts and Compton when they shoot this guy in the back.

82374 times.

Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 04:14 PM (YesJa)

44 We need to find Chris Dorner, but we mustn't profile.

Solution: randomized shooting.

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:14 PM (74T7W)

45 He just accepted an invite to sit with Moochelle at the SOTU

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Fate at February 12, 2013 04:14 PM (3ZtZW)

46 So, did they really catch the Piers Morgan Serial Killer?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:14 PM (8y9MW)

47 I really hope somehow they take him alive. Its not gonna happen, but the trial would be chock fullof leftist sacred cows.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:14 PM (t06LC)

48 Suicide by cop?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:14 PM (UOM48)

49 Today, on my order, I instructed the LAPD to take down Dorner. After a carefully reviewed manhunt, I directed the local police, again on my order, to find him and bring him to justice for the people that I lead and command. It was with heavy heart that I made such sacrafice for the people who I lead in LA. My plan worked, and now thanks to my order, the people of LA can know that this nightmare is over thanks to me. Again, this was all done at my command, and on my order and my direction, after I carefully deliberated on my plan that I thought up in my head.

-- Barack Obama

Can this guy lead or what.

-- Chrissy Matthews

Posted by: SH at February 12, 2013 04:14 PM (gmeXX)

50 What's the odds on a white Bronco being involved in this?

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (VndSC)

51 When I uh, um, when I first heard the news about those people being shot and marginalized by the LAPD, I was horrified.

Growing up in Ken... Indo... Hawaii taught me a lot about character. I knew from a young age that it is not okay to commit violence against others for their skin color.

Uh.

I will be praying that this episode comes to an end. Thank you to listening to me in this dark hour of struggle for myself.

Posted by: Obarky "I" Obama at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (xAtAj)

52 "Get on the ground!"

Hmmm. I hear a "boy" after that.

Posted by: Mo Dowd at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (Q8Wa9)

53 So has the left suggested battling police brutality by breaking up the powerful police union?

Because that's the main problem.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (T0NGe)

54 Forty shots rang out. Forty people fell. Dorner and the cops missed each other, but they shot that town to Hell.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (SY2Kh)

55 Oh no....another California police chase of a black man in a white vehicle?!

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (X6akg)

56 So will Brian Dennehy star as Chris Dorner in the made for TV movie?
Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:13 PM (Ag5D2)

He'll play the part of the Big Bear woods.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (DrWcr)

57 Meanwhile, in slightly more important news:

"IDF orders evacuation of civilian aircraft from Haifa airport

Citing security concerns, the Israeli Airports Authority has instructed all civilian planes making use of the northern airport to divert to other airports • Lebanese reports: Israeli warplanes conducting mock raids over Nabatiyeh.

All aircraft must be evacuated from the Haifa Airport because of security reasons. Pictured above, a local Israeli airport.

Israel ordered all private aircraft out of the Haifa Airport by 11:00 Wednesday, citing security concerns, Army Radio reported.

The IDF Spokesperson's Unit refused to elaborate but said "security needs relating to the air space in the area have been addressed."

The airport is operated by the Israeli Airports Authority, who told Israel Hayom that any plane that needs to depart or land at the airport would be allowed to do so. However, Army Radio reported that the IDF had imposed a mandatory evacuation of the airport and has restricted flights for civilian aircraft in the area."

Sounds like the balloon is about to go up...

Posted by: Iranian Work Accident at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (QgAFR)

58 The LAPL plan to announce that Dorner hung himself in while in custody
on Thursday, then again early Friday, before being shot while trying to
escape.


You forgot to mention the self-inflicted drone strike.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (kqqGm)

59 This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Teh Fred at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (Ks9M3)

60 >>>Suicide by cop?

We're gonna need more ammo.

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (UzPAd)

61 Oh no....another California police chase of a black man in a white vehicle?!
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:15 PM (X6akg)

Or a white man in a black vehicle. Doesn't seem to make a difference to these cops, now, does it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:16 PM (DrWcr)

62 Well good riddance whether dead or alive

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 04:16 PM (69tAm)

63 The squid found him.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 04:16 PM (uhftQ)

64 Today, on my order, I instructed the LAPD to take down Dorner. After a carefully reviewed manhunt, I directed the local police, again on my order, to find him and bring him to justice for the people that I lead and command. It was with heavy heart that I made such sacrafice for the people who I lead in LA. My plan worked, and now thanks to my order, the people of LA can know that this nightmare is over thanks to me. Again, this was all done at my command, and on my order and my direction, after I carefully deliberated on my plan that I thought up in my head.


***

It's not funny because there's too much truth to it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:16 PM (piMMO)

65 Blah blah blah blah, really big, blah blah blah blah, something really big happening, blah blah blah blah.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 04:16 PM (pKbu5)

66 I thought there had to be, you know provocation before you iced someone if you were a cop. Guess not. Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:12 PM (t06LC)

What counts as provocation, maybe it was the multiple murders and the intent to commit more?

Posted by: Heralder at February 12, 2013 04:16 PM (+xmn4)

67
This is almost as exciting as NBC's primetime lineup.


I laughed. A LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:16 PM (4df7R)

68 Oh what poor schmuck are they gonna shot this time?

I tell you, it looked like he had an assault pic-a-nic basket.

Posted by: Ranger Smith, LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:17 PM (mO9O5)

69 Marginal flesh wound by cop.

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

I think I hit him!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 04:17 PM (xAtAj)

70 @39

I saw a thing on Waco last night on the Military channel. Man that was fucked up.
I was a kid when it happened and thought the Branch Dividians were kooks, but after watching the show, its pretty clear the ATF was using trumped up bullshit to go after them. I still have no idea if any illegal automatic weapons were recovered.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:17 PM (t06LC)

71 False alarm! It was an elderly white couple and their poodle in a golf cart. They're now in intensive care recovering from the stop.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 04:17 PM (A7Wh1)

72 Or a white man in a black vehicle. Doesn't seem to make a difference to these cops, now, does it?


***

Or yellow women in a blue vehicle.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:17 PM (piMMO)

73 I was really hoping that an armed citizen with CCW would be the one to take out this epic douchebag in self-defense. Of course, that person would have to be a paraplegic, black lesbian who was shot in the face first in order to avoid prosecution.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:17 PM (Ag5D2)

74 If this is the LAPD supposedly doing the arresting I'd hold off on any celebrations. In all likelihood they've probably arrested a small stand of cedars thinking it was Dorner.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (4df7R)

75 Okay, so it wasn't him. Based on what's left of the body we ID'd the corpse as Mabel Winthrop from Glendale.

That walker made her look much taller and blacker.

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (74T7W)

76 Cripes. I hope there is enough game wardens around to keep the cops from killing off too much of the wildlife by mistake.

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (OlN4e)

77 @66

I was referring to the people that were shot at that A)were not armed and B) not him.

Why the fuck would compel you to shoot at two ladies in a truck? Jesus, identify the fucking target.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (t06LC)

78 False alarm! It was an elderly white couple and their poodle in a golf cart. They're now in intensive care recovering from the stop

---

I heard it was a raid conducted by the Social Security Administration who thought an elderly women was cashing some other guy's checks. They sent in the SSA Swat Team and got the bastard.

Posted by: SH at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (gmeXX)

79
I heard my mama cry
I heard her pray the night Chicago died

Brother what a night it really was

Brother what a fight it really was, glory be

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (p/cQy)

80 What? They've found future Senator Dorner?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (IDSI7)

81 CNN Los Angeles. Authorities had thought they had suspected killer Christopher Dorner cornered this morning in a ski chalet up in the Big Bear area. SWAT has called in to surround the building. There was some kind of commotion as the police tried to negotiate Dorner's surrender. Shots were exchanged for several minutes. It was a further thirty minutes before the scene was declared secure by the on scene SWAT commander.

When SWAT made a tactical entry, they found one injured person in the chalet. Life Flight was called in to do an emergency airlift to a hospital. Police are refusing to release any information pending a review of the action.

But CNN can report the chalet was owned by Suzi 'Bunny' Parker.

------------
Yes this is make believe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (pu60A)

82 66 - Oh I misunderstood.

Posted by: Heralder at February 12, 2013 04:19 PM (+xmn4)

83 They'll find out the suspect was only a white Hispanic.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 04:19 PM (VndSC)

84 In all likelihood they've probably arrested a small stand of cedars thinking it was Dorner.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:18 PM (4df7R)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:19 PM (DrWcr)

85
They probably saw a midget mexican in a subaru with a ten gallon hat and
pre emptively fired 100 rounds to make sure it was dorner in disguise.


It's being reported that the midget was seen walking suspiciously on two legs, just as it is alleged that Dorner does! So....justified use of force, according to the Torrance PD.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 12, 2013 04:19 PM (L7hol)

86 I wish they'd find him holed up with Keith Olbermann. In a hot tub.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:20 PM (UOM48)

87 I saw a thing on Waco last night on the Military channel. Man that was fucked up.

I was a kid when it happened and thought the Branch Dividians were
kooks, but after watching the show, its pretty clear the ATF was using
trumped up bullshit to go after them. I still have no idea if any
illegal automatic weapons were recovered.


They were kooks, but the ATF fucked it up just like they fuck up every other time they've tried to play armed cop.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 04:20 PM (SY2Kh)

88 If it saves one life ...

Posted by: SH at February 12, 2013 04:20 PM (gmeXX)

89
Or a white man in a black vehicle. Doesn't seem to make a difference to these cops, now, does it?


***

Or yellow women in a blue vehicle.


At this point even the Blue Man Group is at risk.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 04:20 PM (IDSI7)

90 What counts as provocation, maybe it was the multiple murders and the intent to commit more?>>

Even if you use that as a reason it would only be after you've ID them first not shoot blindly into a pickup.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 12, 2013 04:20 PM (81UWZ)

91 64 Today, on my order, I instructed the LAPD to take down Dorner. After a carefully reviewed manhunt, I directed the local police, again on my order, to find him and bring him to justice for the people that I lead and command. It was with heavy heart that I made such sacrafice for the people who I lead in LA. My plan worked, and now thanks to my order, the people of LA can know that this nightmare is over thanks to me. Again, this was all done at my command, and on my order and my direction, after I carefully deliberated on my plan that I thought up in my head.



Lol! From your fingers to TOTUS's dual screens!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:20 PM (Ag5D2)

92 Our jurisdiction is where ever we say it is.

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:20 PM (UzPAd)

93 Will the cops have another "Geraldo" moment?

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:20 PM (OlN4e)

94 Neighbors reported hearing 5 officers yell "stop resisting" just before slamming Gladys to the ground.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 04:21 PM (A7Wh1)

95 "At this point even the Blue Man Group is at risk."


You guys are killing me!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:21 PM (Ag5D2)

96 If the LAPD were a game AI, people would say it was unrealistic and shoddy.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:21 PM (74T7W)

97 re: Reporter says that cops were seen pumping their fists, as if in victory.

So they finally found a black guy to shoot.

Or a white woman with some Ding Dong crumbs on her face.

Or two dusty babies.

THERE GOES MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: oblig. at February 12, 2013 04:21 PM (cePv8)

98 More: Reporter says that cops were seen pumping their fists, as if in victory.

That doesn't mean anything. Especially if its the same ones that were shooting every truck they saw.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2013 04:21 PM (GULKT)

99 Free Chris Dorner!!1111!!!!!!

- Liberals Everywhere

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:22 PM (UOM48)

100 Seems like nbclosangeles.com is getting better reports.

They have a spokesperson for the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department on right now.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:22 PM (r2PLg)

Posted by: Heralder at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (+xmn4)

102 LAPD has just put a shoot-to-kill APB out on any person in any truck.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (GrtrJ)

103 Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.




W.T.F?!

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (X6akg)

104 Has anyone spotted a white Bronco?

Posted by: Liberty Lover at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (encrR)

105 As a nuclear North Korea proves once again that it’s improving its technology and moving close to marrying a small nuclear device with a more powerful rocket, the United States’ initial reaction Tuesday was a big ho-hum.
Asked Tuesday morning whether she expects a strong condemnation from the United Nations, U.S. Ambassador Susan Rice said: “We’ll do the usual drill.”
It was a surprising response to an international incident that was largely seen as a threat to the U.S. and one that prompted the U.N. Security Council to call an emergency meeting of world representatives.


"The usual drill"

Yup, and that's the problem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (9Bj8R)

106 I expect to hear Dornan will be given a try out with the Ravens as soon as this little issue is taken care of.

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (69tAm)

107 Neighbors reported hearing 5 officers yell "stop resisting" just before slamming Gladys to the ground.
Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 04:21 PM (A7Wh1)


Poor Gladys. We hardly knew ye, despite your 83 years on God's green earth, during which time your most provocative act was once wearing a pair oflacy socks to a church social and smiling at Billy Jacobs, the butcher's boy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (4df7R)

108 LAPD has just put a shoot-to-kill APB out on any person in any truck.

I hope they make it retroactive to last week.

Also- what happened to "We think he's in Mexico?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (8y9MW)

109 Dorner should be in Utah by now.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (VndSC)

110 False alarm! It was only a weasel an ermine.

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (UzPAd)

111 Cavuto reporting it now on Fox.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (GoIUi)

112 Car jacking reported. Suspect looks like Dorner.

Road blocks, and air search.

She is saying that he has not been apprehended.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (r2PLg)

113 The only thing the ATF should be allowed to regulate is Alcohol since that is constitutionally allowed. They should drop off the T and the F and leave that to the local police to screw up.

Posted by: SH at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (gmeXX)

114 Cavuto is on it now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (UOM48)

115 I'm going to want fingerprints and DNA confirmation before i believe a "news" report on this.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It's Not Me, Babe at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (hLRSq)

116 Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.W.T.F?!
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (X6akg)

Bambi got his gun.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (DrWcr)

117
For God's sake! Someone please check on the well being of Tyler Perry!

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (4I3Uo)

118 102 LAPD has just put a shoot-to-kill APB out on any person in any truck.



Haha!

What about any surfer in a wetsuit? I read somewhere that Dorner bought scuba gear before going on his rampage.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (Ag5D2)

119 Cops. They're really starting to scare me.

LAPD shooting any mutherfucker that moves like they're in a damn NWA song.

Grapevine, TX. Two officers escorting a prisoner from Las Vegas to Miami decided to complete the journey by car after the criminal acted up on the plane in DFW.

They go to Wal-Mart and one leaves for supplies and the other manages to get stabbed and let the prisoner escape. Keller area schools are on "lockdown" at the moment.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (xmcEQ)

120 108: "We think he's in mexico" may have been disinfo, if i thought the LAPD was clever enough to do that

Posted by: BSR at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (CBCxo)

121 Oh my god...
They shot Nemo!

Well....the sun was shining in their eyes.
And he was hiding behind the AoSHQ approved stand of cedars.
In a bucket.
Honest mistake, really.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (bTPOR)

122 Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.

Out of season? That's a drone strike.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (/kI1Q)

123 103 Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.
----
Interesting because Fish and Game can pretty much go anywhere they want. I wondered how the polie were searching house to house, including busting doors down.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (A7Wh1)

124 Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.W.T.F?!
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (X6akg)


Hey, those bass and moose were just defending themselves!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (4df7R)

125 The 'cops are incompetent boob jokes' have run there course with me.We don't do this whencertain rogue or incompetent members of the military fuck up. About a 170 law enforcement officers were killed in line of duty in 2011 and about 130 in 2012.

Fire or prosecute the incompetent but don't tar the entire profession.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (m2CN7)

126 Oh great, now the police are asking the reporters if they saw him.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (X6akg)

127 116 Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.W.T.F?!
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (X6akg)

Bambi got his gun.



Was there two skeeters on the grassy knoll?

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (Ag5D2)

128 Heeeeeeeellllllllllppppppp!!! Heeeeeelllllllllllllllllppppppppp!!!!!

Posted by: Yogi Bear, trapped in a cabin by LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (Ks9M3)

129 Let's hope LL Cool J doesn't own a truck.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (DrWcr)

130 Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.

Trout can be some bad MF'ers. Especially those with bayonet lugs.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (L7hol)

131 Dorner should be in Utah by now.

Yeah, because no way would a big black guy stand out in Utah.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (SY2Kh)

132 96
If the LAPD were a game AI, people would say it was unrealistic and shoddy.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:21 PM (74T7W)

Stormtroopers from the original trilogy were clones of the LAPD officers.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (xAtAj)

133 Had a gun battle with fish
---------
Fish shooting is big in Vermont. Didn't know about it in CA.
[link to NY Times]

Posted by: RioBravo at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (eEfYn)

134 Hostages? No way!

Posted by: Hotspur at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (5cgIv)

135 She will not confirm the reports of a couple found--tied up.

They tried to get her to do that several times.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (r2PLg)

136 122
Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.

Out of season? That's a drone strike.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (/kI1Q)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (X6akg)

137 Police officer down - LA Times

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (w+Dvf)

138 126 Oh great, now the police are asking the reporters if they saw him.




And we know how observant and reliable "reporters" are. Good grief!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (Ag5D2)

139 The cops will kill a bear and claim it ate Dorner. Then refuse to open it up for proof as that's "just too gross".

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (OlN4e)

140 No, no, no.

Not Chris Dorner. They shot Bob DORNAN!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (XkWWK)

141 How long before the meeja start referring to him as a "white African-American"?

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (wtvvX)

142
Reporter says that cops were seen pumping their fists, as if in victory.

She's quite sure they weren't making a circle with their hands when they were doing this?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (IDSI7)

143 So its open season on fish and game? Does the Sierra Club know this?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (pu60A)

144 So is it literally a race to the border now? I see a taco bell endorsement coming up!

Posted by: BSR at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (CBCxo)

145 The ass kissing dems on the Senate Committee for hagel are disgusting pigs especially the JOOOOS ( and I am Jewish so don't get all bent out of shape). Fuck you Levin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (9Bj8R)

146 Trout can be some bad MF'ers. Especially those with bayonet lugs.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (L7hol)

Assault trout!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (DrWcr)

147 125
The 'cops are incompetent boob jokes' have run there course with me.We
don't do this whencertain rogue or incompetent members of the military
fuck up. About a 170 law enforcement officers were killed in line of
duty in 2011 and about 130 in 2012.



Fire or prosecute the incompetent but don't tar the entire profession.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (m2CN7)

Uh, yeah this is the LAPD. I'm praying that they don't light up a little old lady in her car again.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (xAtAj)

148 "LAPD has just put a shoot-to-kill APB out on any person in any truck."

Good. It's time for society to ask why any law-abiding civilian really NEEDS a truck.



Posted by: GalosGann at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (T3KlW)

149 Jesus, the cops are shooting as the reporter is reporting.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (X6akg)

150 nbc los angeles confirming one officer shot--possibly two.

Asking for emergency med evac to evac officer near highway 38.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (r2PLg)

151 Reporter: Had a gun battle with fish and game.W.T.F?! Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:23 PM (X6akg) Bambi got his gun.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:24 PM (DrWcr)

Why the fuck does every agency feel like it needs a goddamnSWAT team?
I really can't wait until the TVA or the Boll Weevil Eradication Program roll up in Bradley's with m4s blazing to show us little people how its done.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (t06LC)

152 Reporters trying to get out of the way as guns are fired.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (piMMO)

153 Car jacking reported. Suspect looks like Dorner.

So a person, possibly male or female, with a dark complexion (ranging from albino through dark cocoa), and a large build ("large" being defined as "doesn't fit in an infant onesie").

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (4df7R)

154 They killed Fritz!

http://youtu.be/ujQ-nMc0WGE

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (8y9MW)

155 119 Saw that on Fox News today.He was in shackles and he still got away.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (9XBK2)

156 Game Warden - "Does the LAPD have a hunting license to bag Chris Dorner?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (pu60A)

157 Whoa, that fucking reporter is up in it.

Posted by: UnicornWhisperer at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (3YN0H)

158 Home invasion. Dorner stole their white Dodge truck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (UOM48)

159 LAPD is apparently shooting at something right now. Be very afraid.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (B/VB5)

160 I still have no idea if any illegal automatic weapons were recovered.

No. That would have been mentioned in the ATF and FBI official reports that were written. I had hard copy of both some years ago from the GPO and nothing was mentioned.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (BH8oG)

161 Asking for emergency *helicopter* to evac officer near highway 38.

____________

NBC reporter now saying that they are hearing this on scanners so--not confirmed it is related.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (r2PLg)

162 Again, this was all done at my command, and on my order and my direction, after I carefully deliberated on my plan that I thought up in my head


----------------------------------------------


I personally told the police sharpshooter to take him down. But not yet....NOW! NOW! Squeeze the trigger! Squeeze the trigger! Don't pull it, you asshole!

Posted by: Baraka - sniper extrordinair at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (pKbu5)

163 Ah,you morons have a way of making me cackle with evil delight.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (9XBK2)

164 119 Cops. They're really starting to scare me.

LAPD shooting any mutherfucker that moves like they're in a damn NWA song.

Grapevine, TX. Two officers escorting a prisoner from Las Vegas to Miami decided to complete the journey by car after the criminal acted up on the plane in DFW.

They go to Wal-Mart and one leaves for supplies and the other manages to get stabbed and let the prisoner escape. Keller area schools are on "lockdown" at the moment.



Yup, thank God Obama is Hell-bent on taking guns out of the hands of lawful citizens. No need for guns. Guns kill people!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (Ag5D2)

165 Why the fuck does every agency feel like it needs a goddamnSWAT team?


I don't know about SWAT, but I'm okay with Fish and Wildlife having guns- since they deal with *armed* poachers and all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (8y9MW)

166 This crazy reporter.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (GrtrJ)

167 141How long before the meeja start referring to him as a "white African-American"?
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 12, 2013 04:26 PM (wtvvX)


Seeing as the only picture they put up of him is his Navy picture in front of the flag, they've pretty much already framed it how they want it.

Posted by: Heralder at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (+xmn4)

168 Now confirming that Dorner was the carjacker.
For reals, off the TV feed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (bTPOR)

169 126 Oh great, now the police are asking the reporters if they saw him.


I have a vision of Elmer Fudd going up to Dorner and asking him if he's seen anybody in a pickup truck.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (74T7W)

170 This reporter, Carter, is gonna needs some new BVD's.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (X6akg)

171

Ohhh, not good, 2 officers down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (p/cQy)

172 Guns shots now being fired. Unconfirmed reports of two officers down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (piMMO)

173 Assault trout are no laughing matter!

Posted by: Barack Rock ( Father of Chris) at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (u0wJh)

174 possibly male or female

Or neither. It *is* California.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (/kI1Q)

175 Three schools in lockdown.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (r2PLg)

176 Carl Levin, Babs Boxer and Chuck Schumer will roast in Hell.

Vayr ge hargit, momzers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (XkWWK)

177 This reporter, Carter, is gonna needs some new BVD's.


***

No kidding!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (piMMO)

178 156 Game Warden - "Does the LAPD have a hunting license to bag Chris Dorner?"




Is this where I can get me one of them there huntin' licenses?

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (Ag5D2)

179 That's not blood. This is a squib gun.

Annnnd Action!

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (UzPAd)

180 I just heard on KTLA that two police officers are down, as per the LAPD.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (rLMKB)

181 I guess the reporter thinks being in the middle of a firefight will boost their chances of getting a national gig. Assuming the cops or Dorner don't hit them. Bullets go where they go, they don't recognize as immune someone labeled a reporter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (pu60A)

182 Ballsy reporter. Also stupid. But ballsy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (ZPrif)

183 The 'cops are incompetent boob jokes' have run there course with me.We
don't do this whencertain rogue or incompetent members of the military
fuck up. About a 170 law enforcement officers were killed in line of
duty in 2011 and about 130 in 2012.


Get back to us when the military shoots down a United Airlines 747 because they mistook it for a Soviet Mig.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (SY2Kh)

184 I shot the sheriff,
but I did not shoot no dep-u-tee...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (XkWWK)

185
Reporters trying to get out of the way as guns are fired.Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (piMMO)

Reporters under fire? That's terrible.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (IDSI7)

186 *flicking eyes right and left*

Posted by: Gentle Ben at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (pKbu5)

187 I have a vision of Elmer Fudd going up to Dorner and asking him if he's seen anybody in a pickup truck.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:29 PM (74T7W)


Too funny!!!

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (X6akg)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (IDSI7)

189 Old Gladys must be putting up quite a fight.

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (OlN4e)

190 There he is! HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

...

Oh, wait. That was actually a group of Korean students on a skiing holiday. My bad!

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (7xeJQ)

191 161Asking for emergency *helicopter* to evac officer near highway 38.

Better let the LAPD know it's an evac chopper or they'll shoot it down.

Posted by: Heralder at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (+xmn4)

192 Why the fuck does every agency feel like it needs a goddamnSWAT team? I really can't wait until the TVA or the Boll Weevil Eradication Program roll up in Bradley's with m4s blazing to show us little people how its done.
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:27 PM (t06LC)


To be fair, since fish and game may have to contend with armed poachers (not to mention bears and other wildlife), I can understand them being armed.

Tax accountants from the IRS? Not so much.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (4df7R)

193 Don Lemon is my main squeeze!

Posted by: Chris Dorner at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (mg08E)

194 The 'cops are incompetent boob jokes' have run there course with me.We don't do this whencertain rogue or incompetent members of the military fuck up. About a 170 law enforcement officers were killed in line of duty in 2011 and about 130 in 2012. Fire or prosecute the incompetent but don't tar the entire profession.
Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (m2CN7)

Not all cops are bad, but I would say the black eyes the profession has are self inflicted. For too long incompetence and corruption have been tolerated within enclaves of certain police departments (LAPD and NOPD come to mind). If they won't clean house, how is the citizenry supposed to respect them? I have a lot of respect for cops in general as it is a necessacary, dangerous, yet thankless job. But, I will hold police officers to a high standard.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (t06LC)

195 **With LAPD looking on, ready to shoot**

Hero of the Left: Rabbit season!

Bugs Bunny: Dorner season!

Hero of the Left: Rabbit season!!!

Bugs Bunny: Dorner season!!!

Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season!!!

Hero of the Left: Dorner season!!!

**blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!! blam!!!**






Posted by: Looney Toon at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (Ks9M3)

196 *flicking eyes right and left*
Posted by: Gentle Ben at February 12, 2013 04:30 PM (pKbu5)

I know, right?

Posted by: Grizzly Adams at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (DrWcr)

197 Swear to god we though it was Dorner when we lit up Geraldo. I'm sure you can understand though given all the physical similarities we couldn't take any chances.

Posted by: LAPD spokesman at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (BH8oG)

198 Just a minute ago you were making fun of the police which now include the two officersthat are down.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (m2CN7)

199
possibly male or female

Or neither. It *is* California.


Or both. It is indeed California.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (IDSI7)

200 I wonder if the two cop shot each other?

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (OlN4e)

201 So a person, possibly male or female, with a dark complexion (ranging from albino through dark cocoa), and a large build ("large" being defined as "doesn't fit in an infant onesie").




Geez, you could have warned me I'd be shooting water out my nose! Gaaack!

I have come to the conclusion that food and water are not to be combined with this post! Oh the burning!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (Ag5D2)

202 The officer down thing--nbc is kind of iffy on that.

They talked to a guy who said he heard it on a scanner.

Have no idea if he was a reporter or what.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (r2PLg)

203 181 I guess the reporter thinks being in the middle of a firefight will boost their chances of getting a national gig. Assuming the cops or Dorner don't hit them. Bullets go where they go, they don't recognize as immune someone labeled a reporter.


If he's lucky the police will think he's Dorner and try to shoot him and Dorner will be too busy giving an interview to Mother Jones.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (74T7W)

204 Praying that the rumors of officers down are false, and if they're true that the officers are not mortally injured.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (4df7R)

205 How can the reporter stay safe? He's near LAPD officers.

Posted by: Barack Rex at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (l3vZN)

206 At this point even the Blue Man Group is at risk.



In order to hide more effectively , I blue myself.

Posted by: Chris Dorner at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (EZl54)

207 Good Lord....did someone shoot Carter?!

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (X6akg)

208 DAMN!!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (w+Dvf)

209 this is crazy to listen to

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (ZPrif)

210 This is fucking crazy

Posted by: UnicornWhisperer at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (3YN0H)

211 "Do I need to fastrope out of Marine One with a knife between my teeth to take this guy out...again?"

Posted by: Momjeans 6 at February 12, 2013 04:33 PM (4I3Uo)

212 "Hey...get the fuck outta here now!"



Someone is pissed at Carter.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (X6akg)

213 Reporters hit the ground, take cover behind car as multiple shots are fired. Police order them from scene immediately.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (piMMO)

214 Jesus, this doesn't sound good.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (GrtrJ)

215 Off, stupid aristocrtic sock

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (l3vZN)

216 This will not end well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (9Bj8R)

217 I wonder if the two cop shot each other?
Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (OlN4e)

Considering their record so far, friendly fire is the first thing that occurred to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (DrWcr)

218 Just a minute ago you were making fun of the police which now include the two officersthat are down.
Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:32 PM (m2CN7)


It is possible to joke about their shoddy actions of the last few days while simultaneously NOT wishing them harm.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (4df7R)

219 Shootout in progress, hope they kill this fucker.

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (eTqV5)

220
Better let the LAPD know it's an evac chopper or they'll shoot it down.


If you do it with a drone, that's a Peace Prize!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (Ag5D2)

221 30 miles from my house. unreal.

Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (OqeDl)

222 Just a minute ago you were making fun of the police which now include the two officersthat are down.

Funnily enough, I can do both.

See, the LAPD as a group royally fucked this up from the beginning and are prime targets for ribbing, if not actual derision (btw: I vote for derision).

On the other hand, we have no information that those two particular cops who shot up two Korean women in a truck that had nothing (beyond being a truck) in common with Dorner's vehicle, so we can feel bad for them that they've been shot.

See how that works?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (8y9MW)

223 Fish and Game? they should stay the fuck out of the way

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (9Bj8R)

224 Holy fucking shit. Cop: "You, get the fuck out of here!!" to reporter.

BLAM!

Jeeeeeeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:35 PM (UOM48)

225 194 The 'cops are incompetent boob jokes' have run there course with me.

The LAPD is shooting innocent people and you are upset about them being mocked?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:35 PM (74T7W)

226 I think Carter shit, dropped his phone and left.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:35 PM (X6akg)

227 The Sheriff is near!

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 12, 2013 04:35 PM (QupBk)

228 Probably the safest place to stand is right in front of Dorner.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 04:35 PM (IDSI7)

229

219 Shootout in progress, hope they kill this fucker.



I knew this guy wanted to go out in a blaze of glory and take out as many cops as possible. Anyone that thinks Moochelle is gorgeous and rocking the bangs has some serious mental issues!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (Ag5D2)

230 Custody would mean he was still alive, which would be unfortunate...

Posted by: doug at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (jCwj+)

231 Reporters hit the ground, take cover behind car as multiple shots are fired. Police order them from scene immediately.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 04:34 PM (piMMO)


As soon as the shots were fired the reporters should have been on the ground and out of harm's way! Dmamit, people, it's a story, not your life!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (4df7R)

232 I'm listening to the scanner RIGHT NOW

Two officers down. They;ve called for an armored vehicle to get them. Dorner has popped smoke and they can't see him, but he's still shooting at them.

Posted by: wizardpc at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (sFXh8)

233 Gun battle going on.

Stay inside with your door locked. That's great advise. I hope he doesn't kick anyone's door down or anything.

GET YOUR GUN AND GET INSIDE......geez....media sucks.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (xmcEQ)

234 Unbelievable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (UOM48)

235 160 I still have no idea if any illegal automatic weapons were recovered.No. That would have been mentioned in the ATF and FBI official reports that were written. I had hard copy of both some years ago from the GPO and nothing was mentioned.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 04:28 PM (BH8oG)

Interesting. I regard some of the charges of child abuse and molestation in a less favorable light as well. Many came after the inital assault, and besides if the govt believed so before hand, they would have sent in the FBI at the outset. Apparently the reason the ATF got choppers was because a claim of drugs on the warrant that was years old and belonged to the sect prior to Koresh taking over which he turned in.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (t06LC)

236 30 miles from my house. unreal.

Lock the doors. And hope they don't have blasters.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (8y9MW)

237 Scanner feed:

http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?feedId=13484

Posted by: wizardpc at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (sFXh8)

238 228 Probably the safest place to stand is right in front of Dorner.



Oh my gosh! I'm splitting a gut here!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:36 PM (Ag5D2)

239 Christopher Dorner was engaged in a shootout with federal authorities in the Big Bear area Tuesday, a law enforcement source told The Times.

The shooting occurred after Dorner burglarized a home, tied up a couple and stole their car, the source said.

It was not immediately clear whether Dorner was in custody.

PHOTOS: Manhunt for ex-LAPD officer

A second source said there was an active crime scene but did not have details.

Law enforcement officials were swarming the area.

____________

LA Times

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:37 PM (r2PLg)

240 Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (t06LC)

I hold our military to high standards also but I don't concede they are crooked or incompetent or make derogatory jokes about them when some of the individual soldiers decide to murder, rape, pillage or torture.

It is conceded that police have power and power creates corruption but I believe that our police force, as I once did about our Country, is that itis the best of what can never be perfect.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:37 PM (m2CN7)

241 Fire or prosecute the incompetent but don't tar the entire profession.
Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (m2CN7)

I don't recall anyone (on here anyway) lambasting the entire LE profession, but if it comes to that, seems to me the entire profession needs to rethink its mentality and to remember they are--all of them--civilians themselves. And another thing: how often are the incompetent and corrupt cops fired or prosecuted? Not many where I come from even though instances of incompetence and corruption are seemingly everyday occurrences,and not many where you come from either, I'm guessing.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 04:37 PM (vtiE6)

242 In order to hide more effectively , I blue myself.

Even the members of Gobias industries agreed on that one.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 04:37 PM (/kI1Q)

243 236 30 miles from my house. unreal.



Stay calm, get in the bath tub (suppose to be the safest place).

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:37 PM (Ag5D2)

244 >>>I was a kid when it happened and thought the Branch Dividians were kooks, but after watching the show, its pretty clear the ATF was using trumped up bullshit to go after them.

I went down to Waco long after to visit family and they showed me the area they came from. Place was outrageously middle class. I fully expected Beaver and Wally to walk down the street. Apparently they later holed up outside of town in that compound and thats where the trouble started.

The worst thing is that you could tell that during the phone call negotiations those people were scared out of their minds and speaking in actually fairly normal ways for persons of that strain of their beliefs, meaning it was all focused intensely on apocalyptic and 'prophetic' language. Had the .gov made any attempt to find anyone capable of conversing in the same way - a humble local pastor, maybe - it all could have been avoided I think.

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Fate at February 12, 2013 04:37 PM (3ZtZW)

245 OMG! They Killed Kenny!

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 12, 2013 04:38 PM (wtvvX)

246 -->232 I'm listening to the scanner RIGHT NOW

Two officers down. They;ve called for an armored vehicle to get them. Dorner has popped smoke and they can't see him, but he's still shooting at them
---------------------------

Do you have a link to the scanner site please?

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 04:38 PM (eTqV5)

247 The LAPD is shooting innocent people and you are upset about them being mocked?
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:35 PM (74T7W)

fuck off loser.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:38 PM (m2CN7)

248 Two officers down. They;ve called for an armored vehicle to get them. Dorner has popped smoke and they can't see him, but he's still shooting at them.

Jesus, what a disaster...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:38 PM (74T7W)

249 Ah yes. Make sure you expound on the fact that he was in Afghanistan and was trained as a sniper.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 04:38 PM (xmcEQ)

250 Seriously, if you're ANYWHERE near this, lock the doors and windows and get to an interior room. Put some distance (and more than a few walls) between yourself and any potential gunfire.

And if you've got a gun, get it now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:38 PM (4df7R)

251 Whoops! It wasn't Dorner, just six clowns in a tiny car. We apologize for shooting it 72 times. But nobody was harmed.

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:39 PM (RD7QR)

252 Aw shit, he's got assault smoke.

Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 04:39 PM (YesJa)

253 Trained as a sniper? Since when?

Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 12, 2013 04:39 PM (GrtrJ)

254 Police brutality! Racism! Excessive force!

Posted by: Don Lemon (or Toure, or some other idiot, sooner or later) at February 12, 2013 04:39 PM (k4bdL)

255 219 Shootout in progress, hope they kill this fucker.

No way. I want him alive. A hero to the Left.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 12, 2013 04:39 PM (T0NGe)

256 DangerGirl I guess they imported the Newton school shooting media. Facts? What are those?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:40 PM (pu60A)

257 Trained as a sniper? Since when?

I think they believe that anyone who has been taught how to shoot at anything further out than 20 yards (meters?) was "trained as a sniper."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:40 PM (8y9MW)

258 Hell, I've got to head home now. I'll have to check in on this when I get back to a computer. You all hold down the fort!

PS - Damn this Dorner and the police for upstaging the Preezy!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:40 PM (4df7R)

259 Can LAPD call in an air strike? Looks like they are gonna need napalm.

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:40 PM (OlN4e)

260 FNC chopper on the scene......maybe.

Posted by: Gentle Ben at February 12, 2013 04:40 PM (pKbu5)

261 I've got mixed feelings about trying to line up an exclusive interview.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (DrWcr)

262 249 Ah yes. Make sure you expound on the fact that he was in Afghanistan and was trained as a sniper.



This is a job for Super Cankles! Who better to send in under Snipper fire than our former, brave Secretary of State?

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (Ag5D2)

263


Yo man he really got back at those cops by killing that dude's daughter and her fiance!

HE GOT THEM COPS ALRIGHT!

I fucking hate people.



Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (raGXo)

264 Reports from scanner traffic of two officers down. Rumor -- police has called in an armored vehicle to evacuate the wounded officers.

_________________

NBC still only saying--helicopter.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (r2PLg)

265 I had hoped he wouldn't want to play Rambo and just run.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (uhftQ)

266 he had a marksmanship badge...so obviously he was a sniper...idiots

Posted by: Barack Rock ( Father of Chris) at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (u0wJh)

267 "Had the .gov made any attempt to find anyone capable of conversing in
the same way - a humble local pastor, maybe - it all could have been
avoided I think."

But they needed a splashy event to generate headlines so they could get more funding, and your suggestion would not have provided that. Indeed, David Koresh was known to jog regularly on the roads and sidewalks thus providing LEO all kinds of opportunities to be taken in to custody without incident. An incident was needed and was done.

Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (pr0Ow)

268 Why are Fish and Game wardens engaging this man? Where is the fucking FBI / US Marshalls?

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (UzPAd)

269 PS - Damn this Dorner and the police for upstaging the Preezy!

That's a drone strike.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (/kI1Q)

270 He wasn't trained as a sniper. The sofrep guy explained that. He didn't even test expert in marksmanship. Situation would be a lot more dangerous if he really was a sniper.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (ZPrif)

271 NBC--person that listened to scanner also supposedly heard reference to "automatic" gun fire.

Posted by: tasker at February 12, 2013 04:42 PM (r2PLg)

272 I'm really torn with whom to blame for this. The gun nuts or the Pope.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at February 12, 2013 04:42 PM (gmeXX)

273 LAPD needs to call in some smert diplomacy. Look how well it handles the NORKs.

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:42 PM (OlN4e)

274 This is what happens when Sarah Palin is starved for attention.

Posted by: Suzi, your Washington Post Correspondent at February 12, 2013 04:42 PM (l3vZN)

275 Are they even sure he's in the area? Just because there's lots of shooting going on doesn't mean any of it is coming from him.

I'm not trained in Escape and Evade, tactics, but I would think popping smoke to conceal your precise location would also be a good way to get people focused on that area while you stealthily crawled away.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (8y9MW)

276 Big Bear...sigh, that name just makes me all tingly.

Love you, Christopher Dorner!

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (k4bdL)

277

Let's unpack old Doner for a moment.

He was in the military.

The Cops accepted him.

He got all kind sof guns and stuff, in order to protect people.

Yet at the same fucking time, he was batshit nuts.

Now we are supposed to take out our guns and give them to Nancy Pelosi, just cuz.

So we can have more assholes like him with guns, protecting us.

Like I said, I fucking hate the shit out of people...

But only sometimes...

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (raGXo)

278 Can LAPD call in an air strike? Looks like they are gonna need napalm.
Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:40 PM (OlN4e)

The Anaheim fire department just got put on high alert.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (DrWcr)

279 OF GREAT!

Now obama can take credit for capturing and killing Chrisama Bin Dorner, that radical right wing extremist home grown terrorist tea party activist during his state of the union address.


Posted by: Jordan at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (+OTLF)

280 I don't recall anyone (on here anyway) lambasting the entire LE profession, but if it comes to that, seems to me the entire profession needs to rethink its mentality and to remember they are--all of them--civilians themselves. And another thing: how often are the incompetent and corrupt cops fired or prosecuted? Not many where I come from even though instances of incompetence and corruption are seemingly everyday occurrences,and not many where you come from either, I'm guessing.
Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 04:37 PM (vtiE6)

Thats the problem there. The thin blue line. Cops covering for dirty cops in the fraternity.

I live in a small town. When I was in high school, the stoners all knew where to get the best stuff. Go see the cops.
quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (t06LC)

281 Supposedly two sheriffs have been shot and are being airlifted out. LAPD swat is flying in.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (ZzS+r)

282 "Fire or prosecute the incompetent but don't tar the entire profession."

Well, it's not a "profession" so much as a corrupt public service employees union with SWAT teams.

Posted by: GalosGann at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (T3KlW)

283 Is it Dorner or is it some hard-core Mehican pot runners protecting their stash? Is everyone sure this is Dorner?

Posted by: Gentle Ben at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (pKbu5)

284 What happened to Carter?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (ZPrif)

285 I wonder if he's hoping that the cops swarm, if he's got heavy weaponry he might take out a lot of them before they get him

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 04:43 PM (mCvL4)

286 What happened to Carter?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:44 PM (UOM48)

287 Cabin living off the grid? Highly overrated.

-Dorner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2013 04:44 PM (BuSM8)

288 I'm a little concerned about Carter.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:44 PM (X6akg)

289 Stay safe, Chris! {{tingle}}

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at February 12, 2013 04:45 PM (UOM48)

290 quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

I dunno. Coast Guard?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 12, 2013 04:45 PM (mO9O5)

291
"A woman was found tied up (Yay, Chris Dorner! Hero of the Left!) "

Would you say he had a binder full of women?

Posted by: Sam In VA at February 12, 2013 04:45 PM (rFiOs)

292 Are we sure the Poolice don't have a van full of old ladies delivering pampered chef stuff cornered this time?

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 12, 2013 04:45 PM (vXqv3)

293
"LAPD swat is flying in. "

Da na naaaaaa

Da na naaaaaa

Da na naaaaaa

Da na naaaaaa

NA NA NA!

Go git 'em, Hondo!

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 04:45 PM (4I3Uo)

294 If the LAPD shoots enough people, then statistically one of them is bound to be Dorner. It's a numbers game, people. Sometimes you just have to buckle down and do the work.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (nxyLn)

295 Juan needs to give an update on Carter.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (ZPrif)

296 Remember that our speculation is based on what cops are telling the MSM

Neither of which has been fanstastically accurate in ongoing crisis situations lately

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (mCvL4)

297 You know we also don't have an income tax. Just saying.

Posted by: Rick Perry Now Speaking to California Businessmen at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (gmeXX)

298 Summon the flying squid squadron!

(Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to see that coming at you?!)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (UOM48)

299 Can I place a bet on 'mutual annihilation'?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (GBXon)

300 Oh good.....Carter is ok.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (X6akg)

301 Carter is okay.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (LCRYB)

302
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (nxyLn)




It's all about body count, man!

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (OlN4e)

303 If LA SWAT is flying in...it is going to get ugly. The last time I saw them in action it wasn't pretty.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (rLMKB)

304 Maybe this is the begining of the revolution against the tyrant ursuper Obama

Posted by: occam at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (fbUla)

305 LAPD swat is flying in.

They don't need a mob, they need one good Force Recon Marine. Just one.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (BH8oG)

306 Phew, Carter is okay.

Posted by: BSR at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (CBCxo)

307 Carter is safe. Crisis is over.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (ZPrif)

308 Bring in the drones the video gamer, drone killer, Lyin kING extraordiniare needs a warm up for tonights Repunk killin extravaganza!

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (vXqv3)

309 WaPo is reporting Dorner's been hired by Al Jazeera to be their West Coast reporter.

Posted by: Hoi Polloi Wingnutia at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (S+el1)

310 It's a numbers game, people. Sometimes you just have to buckle down and do the work.

Numbers? Work? RAYCISS.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (/kI1Q)

311 Police authorities were helping Carter get to a safer location? That doesn't sound like what y'all described...

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (SUKHu)

312 Oh thank god Carter is ok. I bet he dropped his phone ad got the fuck out.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Assault Female at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (GrtrJ)

313 "You know we also don't have an income tax. Just saying."Posted by: Rick Perry Now Speaking to California BusinessmenSNORT!

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (4I3Uo)

314 ABC NEWS: Dorner's vehicle had a Mitt Romney Bumper Sticker on it! Thats all you need to know.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (+OTLF)

315
"LAPD swat is flying in. "
Posted by: Jaws




'JAFO' Wonderlove to the rescue......

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (kdS6q)

316 Dorner has only an hour to get on a plane to DC, to sit in Michelle Obama's balcony of heroes, so you can understand the tension here.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2013 04:47 PM (LCRYB)

317 We're gonna just nuke it from orbit.

The only way to be sure.

Posted by: LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:48 PM (Ks9M3)

318 That's some pretty rugged country. Easy escape and hiding routes.

Again, are they sure this is Dorner? They've been wrong before.

Posted by: Gentle Ben at February 12, 2013 04:48 PM (pKbu5)

319 CNN is saying this guy has a 50 caliber Barrett.

That's one step below a howitzer.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 04:48 PM (ZDsRL)

320 294 If the LAPD shoots enough people, then statistically one of them is bound to be Dorner. It's a numbers game, people. Sometimes you just have to buckle down and do the work.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (nxyLn)

This is true. I for one say we make thier job easier and start handing out tactical nukes. Why waste ammo? Its too hard to find and expensive.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:48 PM (t06LC)

321 Jollyroger - check out Waco: Rules of Engagement some time.
Pretty sure it's on u tube.
And no, no illegal weapons found.
And Texas social services had visited the place a number of times and found the kids bright, well adjusted, a hunger for books and learning.
There was so much not right but the RoE documentary will blow your mind in a piss you off kind of way when you see the FLIR tapes.

Posted by: teej at February 12, 2013 04:48 PM (HT2Nt)

322 LAPD disabled the online audio feed for their scanner channel.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 04:48 PM (xmcEQ)

323 Fire or prosecute the incompetent but don't tar the entire profession.

----

Here's the thing. Just as in every professiong there are good ones and bad ones. Like most professions, I suspect most cops are good decent men. But everyone knows there are lots of bad ones. There are other ways to check the police than simply relying on the executive to check the executive.

Posted by: SH at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (gmeXX)

324 CNN is saying this guy has a 50 caliber Barrett.


Isn't that illegal in CA? Or is it legal since it's a bolt-action?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (8y9MW)

325 Summon the flying squid squadron!(Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to see that coming at you?!)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
***

While balring Flight of the Valkyerie.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (uhftQ)

326 Am i the only one who thinks the police "helped" Carter find a safe place by dragging his by the collar out of the hot zone?

Posted by: BSR at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (CBCxo)

327 Fish and Game should call in the IRS.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (w+Dvf)

328 ace, lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (UOM48)

329 Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2013 04:41 PM (pr0Ow)

I agree. All of that bloodshed could've been avoided. A mother and young son shot (in the back) at Ruby Ridge. Small children burned alive at Waco. All of it tactically unnecessary, either the result of flaming incompetence orto achieve a specific political purpose. Probably a muddled mix of both, given DoJ leadership at the time. Janet Reno is/was an amazingly incompetent woman.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (vtiE6)

330 I don't know about the Navy, but in the Army, a "Marksman" badge is the lowest level of three that you can get. It's a fuckin embarrassment and shows that the safest place is directly in front of your barely-qualified ass.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (nxyLn)

331 Try luring Dorner out with a plate of Peppridge Farms Milanos!

Posted by: J Seinfeld at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (OXzvH)

332 I think they believe that anyone who has been taught how to shoot at anything further out than 20 yards (meters?) was "trained as a sniper."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:40 PM (8y9MW)


OMG I'm a sniper!

(rushes off to buy Internet Sniper patch for my Assault Fishing Vest)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (bxiXv)

333 "This is near highway 38 in the Barton Flats area."


Dumb move on his part.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (NzBQO)

334 Courage, Chris!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (UOM48)

335 If the LAPD shoots enough people, then statistically one of them is bound to be Dorner. It's a numbers game, people. Sometimes you just have to buckle down and do the work. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 04:46 PM (nxyLn)
So far Dorner is up at least 3 to nothing in killing people.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (m2CN7)

336 Unleash the assault unicorn with .50-caliber skittle full-auto fire engaged...

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (wtvvX)

337 319
CNN is saying this guy has a 50 caliber Barrett.


Yea, but that's not a shoot and scoot type gun. Its a heavy mofo and humping it around ain't a walk in the park.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (BH8oG)

338 319 CNN is saying this guy has a 50 caliber Barrett. That's one step below a howitzer.
Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 04:48 PM (ZDsRL)

1) that seems hard to believe as they are illegal in Cali (not that that stops criminals, but Barret quit selling them there some time back

2) seems expensive for a guy like Dorner. I sure as hell can't afford one and stay married.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (t06LC)

339 Listening to CHP on scanner....

They're setting up checkpoints...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (LRFds)

340 320 294 If the LAPD shoots enough people, then statistically one of them is bound to be Dorner. It's a numbers game, people. Sometimes you just have to buckle down and do the work.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 04:46



You have to break a lot of eggs to make an omelet!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (Ag5D2)

341 322 LAPD disabled the online audio feed for their scanner channel.

And that's the MUTE button Mr. Obama wants for the whole fucking internet.

You know, for situations like these.

Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (YesJa)

342
All right! We shot up six more babysitters!

Posted by: Fist-pumping LAPD at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (ggRof)

343 This episode makes it clear that the LAPD needs to spend a lot more money on drones.

Posted by: SH at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (gmeXX)

344 We did find a Chris Dorner who is a member of the Tea Party in Bismarck, North Dakota.

Posted by: Suzi, your Washington Post Correspondent at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (l3vZN)

345 298 Summon the flying squid squadron!

Aye, mon...our squid locks will blot out de sun!
Den, we chomp you ta bits!

Posted by: Squiddy Dred at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (w27/Q)

346 Try local radio: http://goo.gl/TpTL8

Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (ZzS+r)

347 Isn't that illegal in CA? Or is it legal since it's a bolt-action?

Posted by: AllenG


Schwarzafucker and the legislature banned them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2013 04:51 PM (NTBjC)

348 How sweet would it be if the gun battle standoff live televised execution by the LAPD dragged out and pre-empted the Kings Speech tonight.

hahaha

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 04:51 PM (+OTLF)

349 Pull back the innocents and call in air. Cheaper than a trial + medical care for subsequent victims.
LAPD has dozens of 500-pounders, don't they? If not, try the Board of Ed.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/beha6gh

Posted by: Thorvald at February 12, 2013 04:51 PM (1V6Pv)

350 Isn't that illegal in CA? Or is it legal since it's a bolt-action?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (8y9MW)


It's a bad law. Basically anything in *only* .50 BMG is illegal unless registered before 2000. BUT any other similar caliber is legal (.50 DTC is just a .50 BMG with a different shoulder profile and is legal), or if you have a registered AR you can buy a bolt-action upper receiver in .50 BMG because a registered assault weapon can be modified as long as the receiver isn't changed.

AND as a cop / ex-cop he was exempt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 04:51 PM (bxiXv)

351 All of it tactically unnecessary, either the result of flaming incompetence orto achieve a specific political purpose. Probably a muddled mix of both, given DoJ leadership at the time. Janet Reno is/was an amazingly incompetent woman.
Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (vtiE6)

That "woman" is a luminary. I hope to be halfway as incompetent as "her" one day

Posted by: Eric Holder at February 12, 2013 04:52 PM (t06LC)

352 342
Dorner gets lots of support over at FreeRepublic.


Even more at HuffPo and DU

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 04:52 PM (BH8oG)

353 How to ruin your liver in one hour

Do a shot every time the MSM says "assault weapons" during the live coverage of the Dorner showdown

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 04:52 PM (mCvL4)

354 324 CNN is saying this guy has a 50 caliber Barrett.


Isn't that illegal in CA? Or is it legal since it's a bolt-action?



Illegal if it has the wrong kind of grip!

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at February 12, 2013 04:52 PM (Ag5D2)

355 Isn't that illegal in CA? Or is it legal since it's a bolt-action?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (8y9MW)


If it's illegal then this shouldn't be happening.


/lib logic

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:52 PM (X6akg)

356 >>OMG I'm a sniper!

This calls for a nic addition.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser, Nerf Sniper at February 12, 2013 04:52 PM (SUKHu)

357 Why doesn't Obama just order a drone strike on this fucker? Come on!!!!

I mean according to his CIA appointee Obama has that power: "The president of the United States has the power to order the extrajudicial killing of a United States citizen within the borders of the United States").

Or does Obama only wish to exercise drone strikes on Tea Party extremists?

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (eTqV5)

358 BREAKING: the Couple who were tied up were Tea Party Members and actually tied themselves up...terrorist sympathizer tea party members....

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (+OTLF)

359 AND as a cop / ex-cop he was exempt.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 04:51 PM (bxiXv)

There's your problem.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (t06LC)

360 The police are acting stupidly, and racist.

- B. Hussein Obama, Dictator for Life

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (UOM48)

361 Someone in the legislature should quickly pass a bill labeling Big Bear a Gun Free Zone.

Posted by: SH at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (gmeXX)

362
"Dorner gets lots of support over at FreeRepublic."

Good God. Really? WTF did those people drink a few years back?

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (4I3Uo)

363 If Dorner has .50 cal, it's pretty risky for those news choppers to fly around the area

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (mCvL4)

364 bah, stupid Keefums sock

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (UOM48)

365 Sarah Palin is in the cabin with him! With a gun! Trying to stay relevant! I saw it on the Internet!

Posted by: Suzi Parker, Ace Reporter at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (k4bdL)

366 So...Dorner is the best shot on the force?

Posted by: mrshad at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (Xqfwb)

367 You know what this needs? Frikkin' flying squids with laser beams attached to their heads.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2013 04:54 PM (BuSM8)

368 349 How sweet would it be if the gun battle standoff live televised execution by the LAPD dragged out and pre-empted the Kings Speech tonight.

hahaha



It would be the Hand of God if that happened. Do you think Dorner can last that long?

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at February 12, 2013 04:54 PM (Ag5D2)

369 More likely to be cops popping smoke than Dorner.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 12, 2013 04:54 PM (+lsX1)

370 Dorner gets lots of support over at FreeRepublic.
Posted by: occam at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (nXFLL)

I got booted off that site by Jim Rob years ago for trolling the shit out of the neo-confederate crowd but even I can't believe freepers are that hardcore stupid.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 04:55 PM (vtiE6)

371 ### Do you think Dorner can last that long?

How long have the Crips and Bloods held out?

Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 04:55 PM (YesJa)

372
Or does Obama only wish to exercise drone strikes on Tea Party extremists?

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (eTqV5

Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:55 PM (UOM48)

373 This is the same sort of terrain that Delta Force couldn't root Osama Bin Laden out of. I have no confidence that the LAPD can win this fight without him slipping away.

Posted by: Phelps at February 12, 2013 04:55 PM (cWtxJ)

374 362 Someone in the legislature should quickly pass a bill labeling Big Bear a Gun Free Zone.



And a smoke free zone as well! Quick, call an emergency session!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:55 PM (Ag5D2)

375 CNN can't understand how someone can be "pinned down" but not "in custody".

This is going to take some expert analysis.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 04:55 PM (ZDsRL)

376 357 >>OMG I'm a sniper!

This calls for a nic addition.
Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser, Nerf Sniper at February 12, 2013 04:52 PM (SUKHu)


I don't know what a Poiser is, but that reminds me I need to order some Assault Doilies for my next Tea Party.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (bxiXv)

377 California outlawed the sale of Barrett M82 .50cal rifles. Fearing they were being used by criminals. Try to do a drive by using a Barrett in your rice racer. So Barrett stopped selling the M82 to CA LEOs. So now you see .46cal rifles that do basically the same thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (pu60A)

378 The police are only using 7 cartridge magazines and are refraining from using semi-automatic weapons in defference to the children murdered at Sandy Hook CT.

Posted by: Machete at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (e8kgV)

379 San Bernadino reporting that Dorner is holed up in a cabin and they have it surrounded.

Their scanner channel is still active.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (xmcEQ)

380 Were the deputies hit by Dorner or was it friendly fire?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (ZPrif)

381 He's our hero!!11!!

Posted by: Life's Biggest Losers at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (vbh31)

382 Howard Stupid Fuck Kurtz on Twitter:

What if alleged killer Chris Dorner is captured or killed as the SOTU begins? Obama could face a Bill Clinton/O.J. verdict moment.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser, Nerf Sniper at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (SUKHu)

383 342
Dorner gets lots of support over at FreeRepublic.


Posted by: occam at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (nXFLL)


I just went and looked.....not seeing the support you speak of. Have a link?

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (X6akg)

384 I don't know about the Navy, but in the Army, a "Marksman" badge is the lowest level of three that you can get. It's a fuckin embarrassment and shows that the safest place is directly in front of your barely-qualified ass.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 04:49 PM (nxyLn)


----------------------------------------------------


Heh. A "marksman" in the Army barely knows which is the shooty end. When I was in the Army, most women were marksman.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (pKbu5)

385 The guy on the radio says Dormer targeted Keith Lawrence because he was a campus cop. Nope. He was murdered because he was in a car with his fiance, Monica Quan, who was the daughter of the atty who represented him at his termination hearing.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (ZzS+r)

386 "This is near highway 38 in the Barton Flats area."


Should have held out for Deadmans Ridge, would have been more appropriate.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (NzBQO)

387 Here's the thing. Just as in every professiong there are good ones and
bad ones. Like most professions, I suspect most cops are good decent
men. But everyone knows there are lots of bad ones.


Also, when I screw up at my job, it means that a company might go without their data network for a extra couple hours. They'll yell at me, and I'll feel bad about it. Then everyone goes home.

When a cop fucks up, innocent people die. Yet many people hold them to a lower standard instead of a properly higher one.

The cops who shot the two women deserve prison time. Not suspension, not firing- prison. It was no honest mistake they made. Let them off easy, and it'll happen again.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (SY2Kh)

388 Under the SH control plan, this would never happen. My plan is so simple, yet this would not happen. It would solve all the gun problems. I would outlaw any criminal or lunatic from owning a gun.

Posted by: SH at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (gmeXX)

389 I'm scared.

Posted by: Sasquatch at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (+z4pE)

390 Where's the transcript of the witty banter over the comms channel?

Posted by: John McClane at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (UzPAd)

391 364 If Dorner has .50 cal, it's pretty risky for those news choppers to fly around the area


I suspect he wants cameras around.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (74T7W)

392 371 Dorner gets lots of support over at FreeRepublic.
Posted by: occam at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (nXFLL)
-----------------------

This is bullshit. I was just there and he gets no support. They are just calling out the corrupt LAPD for shooting at unarmed civilians.

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (eTqV5)

393 Ordinarily I'd refuse to believe that the popo air assets out there didn't have some thermal tracking gear on board so as not to lose the bastard, but...yeah.

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (4I3Uo)

394 I just looked at the Free Republic Dorner shootout thread. I can't speak to their entire history, but no support for the whackjob there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (bxiXv)

395 Obviously, Chris Dorner has a heart of gold. He only wanted to borrow their car. He didn't want to harm any innocent people.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (Ag5D2)

396 How long have the Crips and Bloods held out?
Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 04:55 PM (YesJa)


Out here in Los Angeles, it's not the black gangs you have to worry about, it's the Mexican Mafia and MS-13. The black gangs are still around, but they have to concern themselves with the bounties/hits being placed on them and every other black person by both the Mexican Mafia and MS-13.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (rLMKB)

397
I'm sure Barky's spin doctors are working furiously to figure out how they can use this to support their gun-grabbing agenda.

If they can't use it...they will ignore it.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (w27/Q)

398 MFM: My goodness, more police brutality and racism. All of this is clearly the fault of the police. This innocent man is just getting some social justice. Alert our personal security in case he's anywhere near us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 04:58 PM (1Jaio)

399 366
Sarah Palin is in the cabin with him! With a gun! Trying to stay relevant! I saw it on the Internet!


Posted by: Suzi Parker, Ace Reporter at February 12, 2013 04:53 PM (k4bdL)

All he needs to do is come running out of the cabin gunz blazing screaming "SARAH PALIN" and its over. They will arrest her for inciting terrorism, take away all our guns, and send every conservative and terrorist in training tea-party-bagger to internment reeducation camps and make them wear red white and blue armbands.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 04:58 PM (+OTLF)

400 I am proud, so proud that Presdent Obama provided the leadership to catch this skunk. Another feather in his hat. Yeah for Presdent Obama and I look forward to fore more yeers of this great leeder. :-)

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 12, 2013 04:58 PM (R8X+X)

401 Sarah Palin gave him armor piercing cannonballs! For his assault weapons!

Posted by: Suzi Parker, Ace Reporter at February 12, 2013 04:58 PM (k4bdL)

402 Were the deputies hit by Dorner or was it friendly fire?
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (ZPrif)


---------------------------------------------


When it's CA's finest involved, no one knows for sure.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 04:58 PM (pKbu5)

403 Dorner gets lots of support over at FreeRepublic.

Our Person of Idiocy heard from. The HQ is a marvel of diversity.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (QupBk)

404 I got booted off that site by Jim Rob years ago for trolling the
shit out of the neo-confederate crowd but even I can't believe freepers
are that hardcore stupid.


Never underestimate the stupidity of a Freeper.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (SY2Kh)

405 Can we get a Trollbuster, please? Fucking waste of time.

I'm about ready to call for registration again (not that it's that simple...)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (bxiXv)

406 Is he dead? And has Carter changed underwear?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (UOM48)

407 The cops who shot the two women deserve prison time. Not suspension, not firing- prison. It was no honest mistake they made. Let them off easy, and it'll happen again.

And the tendency has been for Police to get off easy in the past.

But mocking a police force that shoots the wrong people is bad, just like if the army invaded the wrong country we should all be respectful.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (74T7W)

408 I have San Bernadino County on my phone now...

they also are setting up checkpoints....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (LRFds)

409 So on the TV feed, are those the two wounded LEOs where the silver SUV is in front of that house? Christ, that's mighty close....

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (wtvvX)

410 Police ever so competent.

Remind me again why we want them to be the only ones with guns?

Posted by: JDTAY at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (a0nis)

411 CNN has some amazing people working there.

A smoke grenade was set off at the end of a driveway for some reason. The CNN experts said it could be steam, condensation, or a fuel burn off.

You've got to pay for stupid like that.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (ZDsRL)

412 394 371 Dorner gets lots of support over at FreeRepublic.
Posted by: occam at February 12, 2013 04:50 PM (nXFLL)
-----------------------
This is bullshit. I was just there and he gets no support. They are just calling out the corrupt LAPD for shooting at unarmed civilians.
Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (eTqV5)


occam seems to be a stirrer-of-shit.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (pAlYe)

413 Race-baiting media race-baits crazy man into murderous rampage ... no surprise the "Piers Morgan Killer" is well armed, CNN taught him everything he needed to know.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (8/DeP)

414 The cops who shot the two women deserve prison time. Not suspension, not firing- prison. It was no honest mistake they made. Let them off easy, and it'll happen again.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 04:57 PM (SY2Kh)

Precisely. And meanwhile the public's trust in the police will further erode.

How much trust do you put in the ATF for example?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (t06LC)

415 398 I be that chick

That's right, and the Mexican gangs are running the blacks out of neighborhoods

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 12, 2013 05:00 PM (BGmtp)

416 They are sending another chopper from Rialto...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:00 PM (LRFds)

417 Just check FreeRepublic. Whoever said they were supporting Dorner is lying their fucking ass off. Dick move liar.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 05:00 PM (ZPrif)

418 413 JWest,

Remember F-16s do land on US Navy carriers...we ARE CNN...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:00 PM (LRFds)

419 "I've never seen you around here, mister......."

"Buzz'n, Buzz'n Frog. From the shores of the Uralava River, by Rapala......."

Posted by: Some guy headed for a hellish prison at February 12, 2013 05:01 PM (l3vZN)

420
This is why, in a civilised country, the police don't have guns. They're trying to shoot my biggest fan!

Posted by: Piers Morgan at February 12, 2013 05:01 PM (ggRof)

421 406 Hollowpoint,

Put Freeper on the other side of KOS and Donk Underground and you have a generator

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:01 PM (LRFds)

422 Is the MSNBC Superfan Spree-Killer still alive?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 05:01 PM (UOM48)

423 So he is hold up in a cabin which I assume is surrounded?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 05:01 PM (9Bj8R)

424 I can't help but feel like this whole situation is somehow Israel's fault

Posted by: Chuck Hagel, realist thinker at February 12, 2013 05:01 PM (60GaT)

425 32
21 It's probably LL Cool J



I wonder how many folks have approached him about the forthcoming
(ending TBD) miniseries about gun violen...er, the apprehension of this
GOP-created monster.



If I were LL Cool J, I certainly wouldn't be in Cali anytime soon.

Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 04:11 PM (YesJa)

I love him on NCIS-LA. Love that show (except when they get all PC...but love them fighting the mooslem terrorists). Correct me if I am wrong, but I think LL Cool J is a good guy in real life as well as on the show.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (baL2B)

426 Hey, those bass and moose were just defending themselves!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:25 PM (4df7R)

No, it was moose and squirrel.

Posted by: Boris Badinov at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (oXdrb)

427 So I am staring at my FB. One of those people in the box has posted an article saying the Tea Party was created by Big Tobacco and billionaires. Should I post the link here just as a distraction?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (pu60A)

428 Smoke 'im out!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (BGmtp)

429
Don't shoot, Mr. Ranger!

I'll give back this pic-a-nic basket!

Posted by: Yogi Bear at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (+z4pE)

430 I'm sure Barky's spin doctors are working furiously to figure out how they can use this to support their gun-grabbing agenda.

TOTUS being reprogrammed as we type.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (/kI1Q)

431 412
Police ever so competent.



Remind me again why we want them to be the only ones with guns?

Posted by: JDTAY at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (a0nis)

Look at it this way. These are the people expected to round up firearms for the gubmint.From what I've seen they couldn't clear the firearms out from the neighborhood around the station house.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (BuSM8)

432 Dorner is on a conference call with Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, taking orders! Right now!

Posted by: Suzi Parker, Ace Reporter at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (k4bdL)

433 I can't help but feel like this whole situation is somehow Israel's fault

If only they would convert to Islam ...

/John Brennan

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:02 PM (8/DeP)

434 378 California outlawed the sale of Barrett M82 .50cal rifles. Fearing they were being used by criminals.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 04:56 PM (pu60A)


First of all, they were just about never used by criminals anywhere in the world, and they knew it. It was just "peel off every small constituency individually to eventually get them all," as usual.

Secondly, as I posted above, there are a few ways to still get a .50 BMG, but if you didn't have an M82 before 2000 you have to be a government employee to get one - and you have to get it second-hand because Barrett won't sell it to you, as you pointed out.

We need more of the latter behavior - Barret, LaRue, possibly MagPul - we need a big boy, Colt won't because of Federal contracts, maybe Ruger (they still need to make up for the 94 bullshit).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:03 PM (bxiXv)

435 392 Bevel L,

That's right it makes better TV....

uh oh the Captain says they have priority calls they will not broadcast but they have him in a quadrant now I think...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:03 PM (LRFds)

436 Just checking in, what did I miss?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 05:03 PM (UypUQ)

437 I hope there are no tiny blonde white women in the area lest they be mistaken for Piers Morgan FanSuperSerial Killer Chris Doner and shot.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 05:03 PM (6zgse)

438 I'm holed up here in a Starbucks in La Jolla. I feel so close to the action. Wait.....are those gunshots I hear........

Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 05:03 PM (pKbu5)

439 If only the LA stupid were as easy to vaporize as occam sock'em O-bot clearly was...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (GBXon)

440 How much trust do you put in the ATF for example?

To fill out paperwork? I trust them just fine.

To conduct any form of law enforcement function? I don't trust them with anything more dangerous than a stapler.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (SY2Kh)

441 Cabins? WTF they all look to be about 10,000 sq ft. Hardly my definition of a "cabin".

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (wR+pz)

442 >>I don't know what a Poiser is

Heaven forbid I could link to the post on this very blog, but on 1/30 there was a post about Jay Carney saying the economy is poised for growth, which led to some ensuement of hillarity of the myriad ofthings that the moron hoard is poised to do.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser, Nerf Sniper at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (SUKHu)

443 Not so great at his asymetrical warfare, is he.

Posted by: Who Knows at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (W+Itt)

444 don't worry, he's under orders to surrender before the State of the Union

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (SO2Q8)

445 Dorner.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (6zgse)

446 It could be that in California, billowing clouds of condensation coming off a dirt driveway is blue.

I also hear it only takes 5 minutes to make grits there.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (ZDsRL)

447 mmmm.
hmmm.

Posted by: Mika at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (VndSC)

448 But mocking a police force that shoots the wrong
people is bad, just like if the army invaded the wrong country we should
all be respectful.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM

They're going to get "retraining" and a few weeks of desk duty. A slap on the wrist because the cops were "under stress"

If a stalker threatened to kill you and you were so on edge you shot the meter reader, you wouldn't be exonerated because you were "under stress"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (mCvL4)

449 Charlie sheen couldn't talk him in?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (BGmtp)

450 Merovign I guess I should have put a /sarc tag on my comment of using one for a drive by.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (pu60A)

451 Come out with your hands up, vato!

Posted by: Tony Villaraigosa in a bomber jacket at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (UzPAd)

452 I think the reporters need to get closer to cover the story. Like right in front of the cabin closer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (BuSM8)

453 So, I pasted the coordinates into Google satellite maps, but I don't see any shootout going on.

Verdict: False.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (FcR7P)

454 Barry: If I had another half brother (I've got about 12, don't I?) he'd look like Chris Dorner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (1Jaio)

455 They're saying they have him in the cabin that he smoked earlier....they're trying to surround it.

There's some radio traffic that's garbled, so they're not clear on whether it's surrounded or not.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 05:05 PM (xmcEQ)

456 That's right, and the Mexican gangs are running the blacks out of neighborhoods
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 12, 2013 05:00 PM (BGmtp)


They have already been successful in most neighborhoods here in Los Angeles. And what does LAPD Chief Beck do? Oh, let's hold everyone else to the laws on the books, but bend over backwards and take it up the ass for the illegals. I am sooo sick of this shit! I don't give a fuck what color you are...wrong is wrong and illegal is illegal. They don't say one fucking word about the bounties/hits being placed on blacks. Not one fucking word! The only reason I know is because I have family and friends who work in the LAPD, especially in the Gang Units. It's all bullshit!

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:05 PM (rLMKB)

457 Lot of radio Checks coming from the SE area down Hwy 38.....

he was on foot in all likelihood

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:05 PM (LRFds)

458 There is no truth to the rumor that the LAPD has convened a special
commission to investigate whether anyone shooting at Dorner is a racist.

Posted by: Toure at February 12, 2013 05:05 PM (e8kgV)

459 I can't help but feel like this whole situation is somehow Israel's fault


Posted by: Chuck Hagel, realist thinker at February 12, 2013 05:01 PM (60GaT)


Dayum, I just knew those Joooos were involved somehow. If only we could get them out of al-Quds. the Middle East would worship King Barry I.

Posted by: John Brennan Hamas Cheerleader at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (Cnqmv)

460 >>No, it was moose and squirrel.

Cow and chicken were the real culprits.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (epxV4)

461 Wolf Blitzer has just been informed that the steam or condensation coming off of the driveway could possibly be some form of "signal smoke" for helicopters in the area.

CNN doesn't want to speculate too much on this report.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (ZDsRL)

462 So, I pasted the coordinates into Google satellite maps, but I don't see any shootout going on.

Verdict: False.

****

Heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (piMMO)

463 They're going to get "retraining" and a few weeks of desk duty. A slap on the wrist because the cops were "under stress"If a stalker threatened to kill you and you were so on edge you shot the meter reader, you wouldn't be exonerated because you were "under stress"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 05:04 PM (mCvL4)


True dat.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (t06LC)

464 Down in Floriduh some Poolice mistook Zimmerman for Donner. those white hispans all lok alike an stuff.

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (vXqv3)

465 Carter!

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser, Nerf Sniper at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (SUKHu)

466 Again the liberal moby faggot claiming there is support for this maggot Dorner on Free Republic is LYING. THERE IS ZERO, SUPPORT FOR THIS FUCK there.


I looked at Kos and support for Dorner is about 80%-20% pro-maggot Dorner
DU also about 90%-10% pro-maggot


Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (eTqV5)

467 All of this gun violence means we need to ban guns.

thats all that matters.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 05:06 PM (+OTLF)

468 occam seems to be a stirrer-of-shit.
Posted by: Mætenloch at February 12, 2013 04:59 PM (pAlYe)


It's a regular if infrequent Palin Steele-style "false assertion" troll.

Seen many times before, presumably using proxies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (bxiXv)

469 They're driving in a "bearcat."

What's that?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (xmcEQ)

470 Looks like there's going to be a lull for a while as L.E. stages around the cabin. Hopefully Dorner doesn't have any hostages. If not I don't think this is going to be the rampage he'd hoped. He likely doesn't have any significant firepower if he bailed out of his vehicle and fled on foot, and what are the chances that he was able to hoof it back to a pre-staged safe-house?

At this point I think the only question is how they're going to take him out, and I wouldn't be surprised if he offs himself.

Posted by: Xander Crews at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (NPqnO)

471 Po-leece always be hatin' on the (murderin) black man.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (MMC8r)

472 Not to worry Howard. I'll bring some whoopee cushions to break the ice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (eOdp2)

473 Carter reporting from the local Wal-mart....men's underwear aisle.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (X6akg)

474 I hope he is wearing his Obama shirt

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (BGmtp)

475 Buzz off Suzi Parker. This is my corner.

Posted by: Suzi Wong at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (l3vZN)

476 444 Who Knows,

he screwed up maybe ....

of course there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip....

that he is without apparent aid means he is hard enough to last in a snow area for two days...

the wounded LE officers are secured and at the hospital

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (LRFds)

477 Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:05 PM (rLMKB)

I knew you had at least one good rant in you :p

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (SY2Kh)

478 Stutz Bearcat? Or can Dorner suddenly fly a Grumman F8F-2 BEarcat?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (pu60A)

479
Just check FreeRepublic. Whoever said they were supporting Dorner is lying their fucking ass off. Dick move liar.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe



Now over at Zerohedge.....

Seasmoke
Lots of people rooting for you Dorner !

Poetic injustice
Good luck, Dornier. My and prayers of many other people are with you.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (kdS6q)

480 will OJ Simpson rain on BJ Clinton's parade?

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (60GaT)

481 I pulled Carter Evans out of the line of fire! (OMG, almost as dreamy as Duran Duran!) Sarah Palin had him in her sights! With an assault weapon! Trying to stay relevant!

Posted by: Suzi Parker, Ace Reporter at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (k4bdL)

482 Chris Dorner, doing the work the death panels can't do.

Posted by: Hillary loves Chris Stevens because she said so at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (2vCGF)

483 There is this really really really big Marine Base just a stones's throw away boys

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (9Bj8R)

484 Well, I hope he holds out until about 10 PM, messing up Obmas's SOTU.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (GoIUi)

485 And now KTLA Channel 5 being told to stop with transmissions, since they are showing SWAT's positions.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (rLMKB)

486 They are trying to determine the best way to get him out of the cabin..."



I say burn it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (piMMO)

487 i'm sure we'd end up missing out on a very unpredictable SOTU

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (60GaT)

488 LMAO at Kurtz. The only thing I remember OJ screwing up was coverage of a Rockets game (we were living in Houston at the time).

Posted by: Y-not's collies at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (5H6zj)

489 Maet OccTard is full of shit...

100% USDA grade troll...

haha They're bitching that Channel 5 TV is showing all the positions in real time...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (LRFds)

490 I drew first blood

Posted by: Dorner at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (SO2Q8)

491 432...Look at it this way. These are the people expected to round up firearms for the gubmint.From what I've seen they couldn't clear the firearms out from the neighborhood around the station house.

-------

Yeah...but if they make it a 'Federal Crime' to posess certain firearms, then it will be federal officers who are knocking on doors.

Local officers don't seem to want the job anyway.
Well, a lot of them, that is...and the ones in red states, for sure.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (w27/Q)

492 I hope they end this cluster before the JEF speaks, ah wait on second thought hold em off donner hang in their bud.

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (vXqv3)

493 Nobody really watches SOTU's anymore anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (p/cQy)

494 486 I be that hick,

we're listening to the same Scanner feed?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (LRFds)

495 Well, I hope he holds out until about 10 PM, messing up Obmas's SOTU.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (GoIUi)

If that f*cker cuts into my airtime, I'm calling in a drone strike!

Posted by: King Barry XIV at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (DrWcr)

496 Carter's deep reassuring vibrato tells me everything will be ok. Except for the innocent people the cops shot, of course.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (ZPrif)

497 The drones have to arrive before the gavel sounds for the SOTU.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (VndSC)

498 94
486 I be that hick,

we're listening to the same Scanner feed?


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (LRFds)


Chick, sven.....CHICK!

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (X6akg)

499 Again the liberal moby faggot claiming there is support for this maggot Dorner on Free Republic is LYING. THERE IS ZERO, SUPPORT FOR THIS FUCK there.


True. FR still gives free passes to the cops that No-Knock wrong addresses & shoot dogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (GFM2b)

500 What possible justification have the scum given for their support of a crazy evil guy who has killed people who weren't involved in his beef? I know... racism in LAPD and in the whole entire world. But I mean a real reason.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (6zgse)

501 Police captures Dorner just as my SOTU begins?

The LAPD acted stupidly.

Posted by: King Barack I at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (m/eXi)

502 I am seeing smoke grenades ant the police rushing the cabin and in the confusion Dorner taking down one of them, putting his clothes on and peeling his face off to wear it and then being mistaken for an injuered cop and being rushed out by ambulance like in silence of the lambs only to dissappear and call Peris Morgan from some latin american tropical local later.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (+OTLF)

503 HAHAHAHA!!!!

Ronnie the Limo Driver!!!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (RRbuy)

504 Oh, wow! @ crank caller.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (UypUQ)

505 So is this where the government expends the billion rounds of ammo they bought?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (SO2Q8)

506 hahaha you are a real dumb ass you dont know a prank call...omg too funny

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (+OTLF)

507 prank call

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (ZPrif)

508 That prank caller needs to DIAF!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (piMMO)

509 I was going to make a squid joke, but then checked to make sure it hadn't already been done. It's good that I did.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (6TB1Z)

510
Ronny the Limo Driver Jokester, Holy Shit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (p/cQy)

511 Hahahah.....TV channel just got punked.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (X6akg)

512 If KTLA is showing live feed of the officers positions. And refuses to pull their feed. Perhaps SWAT should shoot them down. If Dorner has access to streaming media, he will have their locations and will have an idea of where to defend and shoot. KTLA is endangering lives.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (pu60A)

513 474
Carter reporting from the local Wal-mart....men's underwear aisle.


Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (X6akg

LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (UOM48)

514 The smoke was obviously to let the helo know the wind. Stupid fucking CNN.

Speaking of helicopters, I have seen at least six on the video. I guess every fucking TV helicopter that can make the trip is up there.

They still have 3-4 hours of day light.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (wR+pz)

515 Some say we must choose between black spree killers or the notoriously racist LAPD. But this is a false choice.

Posted by: Obama moves to the center at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (60GaT)

516 Barry should cancel the SOTU and work on his budget.

Posted by: Y-not's collies at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (5H6zj)

517 Didn't Jørgen Haagen Schmith kill like 15 Nazi's while holed up in a safe house? That worries me that The MSNBCerial killer might have a lot of damage left to inflict.

Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (wsGWu)

518 Wow did you hear that?? Someone told the anchor "dumbass don't you realize this is a prank?"


WTF

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (eTqV5)

519 sorry I be that CHICK...typo honest....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (LRFds)

520 Where are all if dorner's friends now?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (BGmtp)

521
I say burn it!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (piMMO)


Great minds think alike! But only if there are some kids in there to burn save.

Posted by: Janet Reno at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (ggRof)

522 Wolf is awfully worried about Dorner getting away when it gets dark out.

The seems kind of racist to me.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (ZDsRL)

523 Whoever owns that acreage has a nice little spread there.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (pKbu5)

524 Yeah...but if they make it a 'Federal Crime' to posess certain firearms, then it will be federal officers who are knocking on doors. Local officers don't seem to want the job anyway. Well, a lot of them, that is...and the ones in red states, for sure.
Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2013 05:09 PM (w27/Q)

Not enough federalies to go around.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (t06LC)

525
"A smoke grenade was set off at the end of a driveway for some reason. The CNN experts said it could be steam, condensation, or a fuel burn off.

You've got to pay for stupid like that."


Yeah, and pay a lot! My cable bill is one thing that I swear goes up every other month!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (Ag5D2)

526 I knew you had at least one good rant in you :p
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 12, 2013 05:08 PM (SY2Kh)


If you only knew. I am trying to be kinder and gentler to people. Takes too much energy to be pissed off, but trust me, living here and dealing with jackasses all day takes it toll.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (rLMKB)

527 Hey, whaddup?!

Posted by: Ronnie the Limo Driver at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (Iyg03)

528 Or will Dorner ask for a ceasefire so he can watch the SOTU?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (SO2Q8)

529 Breaking: Journalists still "dumbasses".

Posted by: forest at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (L7wZc)

530 ZeroHedge is to be filed under "online lunatic asylum".

The Free Republic isn't my favourite place to be, but they're not actively nuts.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (QTHTd)

531 I can just imagine the conversation going on at the scen right now...

COP (on bullhorn): "Come on out Dorner!! We've got you surrounded!!"

Dornen (screaming) : "Come and get me, coppers!!! I'll fill ya full of lead!!!" BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

COP: "Alright, Paddy!! Break out the Assault Squids!!! We're goin' in!!!!"


Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (wtvvX)

532 Lemme tell you how dumb that reporter is...

Posted by: Ronnie the Limo Driver at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (Iyg03)

533 The helicopters are switching off now, the two pilots have been talking about the landmarks, and trying to stay out of (effective) range.

The last I heard about the injured officers was that the Rescue team had handed them off to ambulances and were probably at the hospital, but were alive at last report (good).

Just heard from *another* helicopter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (bxiXv)

534 isn't it a little early for a block party...I call bullsh!

Posted by: Barack Rock ( Father of Chris) at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (u0wJh)

535 502 Jeremiah GDABOW,

or just quitting the limp and putting on sunglasses and being picked up by his lawyer

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (LRFds)

536 They're putting on ANYONE who will talk live. They just got punked bigtime.

Do not listen or trust the media. They do not confirm anything. They are just making shit up.

Jesus they let on the jerky boys for a live update

Posted by: Just the Facts at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (m6Fkk)

537 Bababoooeeee!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (+lsX1)

538 How long before TV station's get their own drones?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (UypUQ)

539 The CNN experts said it could be steam, condensation, or a fuel burn off.You've got to pay for stupid like that."

They'll blame it on global warming.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (VndSC)

540 511
Hahahah.....TV channel just got punked.


Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (X6akg)
Ha when she started to interview "fish and game" official I was surprised someone was willing to be interviewed while this still going on.

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (hl8SI)

541 Isn't that whole area a national forest? Don't think that's private land.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (ZPrif)

542 I guess the newsguy didn't have Al Michaels there in studio to inform him that it was a prank call.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (Ud5vq)

543 530 BTH,

depends on where the moon is in its phase....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (LRFds)

544
Hahahah.....TV channel just got punked.
Posted by: Tami



Howard Stern! Bababooee!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (kdS6q)

545 I guess every f****** TV helicopter that can make the trip is up there.

They still have 3-4 hours of day light.


Don't be silly. Aircraft can't travel that fast.

Posted by: Leon Panetta at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (6TB1Z)

546
If you live in that area and heard the warnings all week, wouldn't it just chap your hide to be in the cabin he choose to finally break into?

Imagine the possible recriminations!

"I told YOU to lock the door!"

Posted by: Who Knows at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (W+Itt)

547 502 I am seeing smoke grenades ant the police rushing the cabin and in the confusion Dorner taking down one of them, putting his clothes on and peeling his face off to wear it and then being mistaken for an injuered cop and being rushed out by ambulance like in silence of the lambs only to dissappear and call Peris Morgan from some latin american tropical local later.

I just hope we don't find out later that Dorner was reading this blog and used this great idea to escape.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (ZDsRL)

548 Reporting from MSDNC that Obama shot Dorner while practicing his skeet shooting.

Posted by: dixiegal at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (d8l76)

549 Or her - wasn't watching.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (Ud5vq)

550 I'm moving there where it's safe

Posted by: Every Chicagoan at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (SO2Q8)

551 What a dumbass that reporter is.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (F6KtL)

552 522
Wolf is awfully worried about Dorner getting away when it gets dark out.



The seems kind of racist to me.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:12 PM (ZDsRL)

Lay off of Wolf "Its hard to see them in the dark" Blitzer. He sucks so much Obama dick he can't possibly be racist.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (+OTLF)

553 Ha when she started to interview "fish and game"
official I was surprised someone was willing to be interviewed while
this still going on.


Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:13 PM (hl8SI)

Their producer likely just got fired.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (V8c8n)

554 Dorner , is it the white-black racist?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (AWmfW)

555 BIG BADA BOOM!!

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Multipass at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (QAhHk)

556 They're still trying to get people around the cabin into position.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (xmcEQ)

557 They're putting on ANYONE who will talk live.

I await the reappearance of Heywood Jablomie.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (6TB1Z)

558 Zimmerman is doing fine cop who mistook him for Dorner shot hisself in the leg.

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (vXqv3)

559 How long before TV station's get their own drones?

Car chase? Drone strike.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (GFM2b)

560 All Dorner has to do to sneak out of this trap is to dress up like a big black dude and drive out in his own truck. The LAPD will shoot anything and anyone else

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (QTHTd)

561 now they're confused which stone chimneyt is the live house....

really old fashioned stone fireplace with volleyball court...


pretty excited...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (LRFds)

562 They just said that a "TFR" has been issued and Channel 5 was broadcasting the SWAT positions.

Fucking news media.......

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (xmcEQ)

563 435

We need more of the latter behavior - Barret, LaRue, possibly MagPul
- we need a big boy, Colt won't because of Federal contracts, maybe
Ruger (they still need to make up for the 94 bullshit).


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:03 PM (bxiXv)

I wish that LaRue didn't exclude non-military government from their no-sell list. I guess that doing so would cost them just a little *too* much green. Cops and employees of the various alphabet soup agencies can make do with what we peons are allowed to own.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (7xeJQ)

564 zerohedge is general dumb, paranoid, and anti-semitic. Every day they predict total financial collapse within the hour. And every third word is the tiresome "sheeple".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 05:16 PM (ZPrif)

565

putting his clothes on and peeling his face off to wear it and then
being mistaken for an injuered cop and being rushed out by ambulance


Not unless the cop was 350 pounds. Otherwise, you'd never get enough skin to cover Dorner's roid-jaw.

Posted by: imp at February 12, 2013 05:16 PM (UaxA0)

566
I shot that bastard first!!!!

Posted by: Ronnie the Limo Driver at February 12, 2013 05:16 PM (p/cQy)

567 Call me maybe...?

Posted by: A Drone Strike at February 12, 2013 05:16 PM (F6KtL)

568 I just hope we don't find out later that Dorner was reading this blog and used this great idea to escape.
Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:14 PM (ZDsRL)

Or any crime drama in the last 10 years (Ocean's 11) or maybe even paying attention during the whole Aurora shooting thing...

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:16 PM (t06LC)

569
KTLA is showing live feed of the officers positions. And refuses to pull their feed. Perhaps SWAT should shoot them down. If Dorner has access to streaming media, he will have their locations and will have an idea of where to defend and shoot. KTLA is endangering lives.


They don't care. That's how the MFM rolls. Outing Navy Seals, Seal Team 6, strategic military positions, etc. They have absolutely no concern when they get good people who are willing to sacrifice their lives for this country killed. They only care when it's some blond, female, liberal hack inVA who isn't even an active CIA agent any more. Then it's an absolute moral outrage.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 05:16 PM (Ag5D2)

570 Hmmm, lets measure you for your body bag Mr. Corner.

Oh my, we are going to need a few more bags....for the pieces.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 12, 2013 05:16 PM (X55om)

571 sorry I be that CHICK...typo honest....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:11 PM (LRFds)


It's ok...LOL! I come from country folks on my mother's side anyways, so "hick" would apply to some degree. But yes, we are listening to the same feed. I heard they told them to stop with the transmission again.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:16 PM (rLMKB)

572 367
You know what this needs? Frikkin' flying squids with laser beams attached to their heads.


Nope. Squid with longbows. (and thus the meme cycle is completed)

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2013 05:17 PM (6TB1Z)

573 I don't remember a Clinton-OJ verdict moment.
In So Cal that verdict came in during the day, well before he could have been doing any speeches.

Posted by: keena at February 12, 2013 05:17 PM (M5qgo)

574
Why can't the police get a couple of Stealth Tentacles™ in to whack Dorner? No shooting, no fuss, no muss ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 12, 2013 05:17 PM (xW2Nj)

575 Dorner . FU autocorret.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 12, 2013 05:17 PM (X55om)

576 Sweating Obama Admits Drone Strikes Have Been Happening On Their Own http://is.gd/Qgs97u

"WASHINGTON—Speaking at a hastily called White House press conference Friday, a visibly tense and perspiring President Barack Obama confessed that the United States’ fleet of roughly 700 armed drones have been conducting airstrikes entirely on their own for the past several years."

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 12, 2013 05:17 PM (QupBk)

577 Occam seems to have disappeared. Surprise.
Oh and, "release the squid!"

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (uhftQ)

578 Their producer likely just got fired.


Posted by: tsrblke (work) at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (V8c8n)
And they cut short their reporting from Carter who was THERE.

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (hl8SI)

579 568 JollyRoger,

you gotta admit the James Holmes shadow puppet show was genius...


hey the Fox LA people are saying "Dorner will NOT be taken alive"


Good of them to float that

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (LRFds)

580 that he is without apparent aid means he is hard enough to last in a snow area for two days...
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:07 PM (LRFds)

Lasting two days outdoors in the cold is not a big trick, Sven: a poncho ideally with liner, maybe a few candles or a small alcohol-burner stove, a canteen cup, a few packets of oatmeal or other rations and you're set. Because of overhead surveillance, a layer of snow on top would shield body heat emanation and offer camouflage. Just sayin'.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (vtiE6)

581 A news station showed the position of LEOs?


Was Geraldo with them?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (GEICT)

582 500 What possible justification have the scum given for their support of a crazy evil guy who has killed people who weren't involved in his beef?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 05:10 PM (6zgse)


There is a large and diverse subculture of people in America to whom America is The Enemy. As in, for reals, war enemy.

How this situation persists is something of a mystery. Also it is only allowed in The West.

It is a "cultural marker" in the Old Hippie community, the Gangsta community, and the Illegal Alien community, to Hate Cops (and other authorities). Even if the individuals don't actually do violence to police, they support it.

Just like in the Middle East, where only a few percent of people actually engage in violence against Western nations (or Israel), but polls show widespread *support* for those actions in the populace at large, up to 90%.

Yeah, we're still dumb, panicky, tribal animals.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (bxiXv)

583 I'm getting a bad rap here

Posted by: An Actual Big Bear at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (F6KtL)

584 Drop one of those bombs like they dropped in Philly a million years ago.

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (NIZHJ)

585 How fucking sweet would it be if Dorner's bullet-riddled body is found wearing an "I Am Troy Davis" t-shirt?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (CJjw5)

586 Don't worry Kurtz, there will plenty of time for race-baiting and dishonest gun reporting later. Omediafavorite will still get his gloryhole from your journolist friends.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (8/DeP)

587 This is like John Dillinger at Little Bohemia

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (8sCoq)

588 Oh, come on! Those officers were such jerks. I was just trying to get close enough to get an autograph from Christopher Dorner, misunderstood American hero.

Posted by: Carter Evans, Ace Reporter at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (k4bdL)

589 KTLA is showing live feed of the officers positions. And refuses to pull their feed.

So, judgement has been rendered on the racism of it all. Had it been the DHS, however, I bet they would have been instructed differently.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (FcR7P)

590 Choot Em Jake!

Posted by: Swap People Guy at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (uVah9)

591 You know what this needs? Frikkin' flying squids with laser beams attached to their heads.

Nope. Squid with longbows crossbows. (and thus the meme cycle is completed)

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (GFM2b)

592 >>>All Dorner has to do to sneak out of this trap is to dress up like a big
black dude and drive out in his own truck. The LAPD will shoot anything
and anyone else

Or he could dress up like LAPD and pilfer their donuts.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (UzPAd)

593 571 I be that chick,

I'm listening to botht he sherrif's feed and Fox LA...Fox LA is saying it was deputies but I have not heard the Sherrif's feed confirm

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (LRFds)

594 Ooh, the cops have evil black guns!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (XkWWK)

595 GUYS THIS IS ALL A SET UP!

This is ALL preplanned.

Obama needs a distraction from his renewed new promise to Focus on Jobs.

The white house has been in constant communication with Dorner.

Tonight during his State of the Banana Republic Address he will look in the camera and Tell Dorner to surrender.

Dorner will then surrender and Obama will be hailed a hero once again.

and tomorrow Congressman Waxman will stop sucking Obama's dick long enough to introduce a bill to Put Obama on Mount Rushmore.

ITS ALL MOTHER FUCKING KABUKI THEATER!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (+OTLF)

596 You know, in his heart, Don Lemon is rooting for Dorner.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (MMC8r)

597 This would be a great time to send in trained bears

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (8sCoq)

598 here's to "occam" : http://tinyurl.com/bgm7cf8

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (QTHTd)

599 How would you like to be the podiatrist from Lima, Ohio who just happens to be black that is "pinned down" in that house after some white woman mistook him for Dorner?



Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (ZDsRL)

600 Those LA guys sure are trigger happy

Posted by: NYPD at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (F6KtL)

601 Hey BCochran! http://tinyurl.com/ayqd94s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (pu60A)

602 Member when Al Franken was on SNL and he declared
The Al Franken Decade, lampooning self important douchebag politicians?

The humor from the left is so revealing.

This is the Baracka Obama Decade.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzer at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (zvIXV)

603
Local news is saying that helicopter coverage will end when they asked by SWAT, before they take their places.

All access points by freeway closed down to and through the area.

Posted by: Who Knows at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (W+Itt)

604 580 Troyriser,

lasting two days while lugging weapons with an active manhunt in the region ain't small taters...

it ain't superhuman but no small feet....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (LRFds)

605 You know, in his heart, Don Lemon is rooting for wants to get together with Dorner.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (8/DeP)

606 564

problem with anti-Semites of the "damn Joo banksters/Zionists" variety at sites like that is that they refuse to accept that anything less than full-on neo-Nazism could be considered anti-Semitic

pretty convenient for them. not anti-Semitic, just Judeo-critical!

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (60GaT)

607 584 Drop one of those bombs like they dropped in Philly a million years ago.
---
Those were the days...instant urban renewal

Posted by: Every Chicagoan at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (SO2Q8)

608 497 The drones have to arrive before the gavel sounds for the SOTU.

-----------

Or, they could just do it the way they took out Montag in Farenheit 451...

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (IrbU4)

609 I think he wants to go out like Cody Jared:

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (9Bj8R)

610 Maybe it isn't Dorner in the cabin. Maybe it's Ronaiah Tuiasosopo in the cabin *pretending* to be Dorner.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (CJjw5)

611 Wouldn't the police have already cut the power, cable, Internet etc?

Posted by: Spypeach at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (pwTow)

612 Or he could dress up like LAPD and pilfer their donuts.
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (UzPAd)

They'd definitely cap him then.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (DrWcr)

613 601 Hey BCochran! http://tinyurl.com/ayqd94s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:20 PM (pu60A)




Lol. Nice.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (GEICT)

614 Is it time to deploy one of Barry's winning smiles?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (BuSM8)

615 I think we need to focus on the essentials here. How will the deaths than may occur in the course of this siege help President Obama make his case against gun violence tonight in his State of the Union Address?

Posted by: Howard Kurtz, Media Sage at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (k4bdL)

616 SWAT is not there yet.

Posted by: Who Knows at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (W+Itt)

617 Dorner will then surrender and Obama will be hailed a hero once again.

I don't think the LAPD can afford to let that happen.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (FcR7P)

618 Reports that LAPD SWAT teams are standing by

Once they come in, the SB County cops may face more gunfire from LAPD than Dorner

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (mCvL4)

619 Shit this Big Bear area sounds dangerous. Massive accidents, gun battles ...

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (hl8SI)

620 How long before TV station's get their own drones?
>>

All they need is a kit if all they want is pictures.

http://www.nitroplanes.com/projet-drone-2500mm-kit.html

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (81UWZ)

621 They've probably got Ben Carson pinned down.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (8/DeP)

622 585
How fucking sweet would it be if Dorner's bullet-riddled body is found wearing an "I Am Troy Davis *heart* Obama" t-shirt?





Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (CJjw5


Fixed for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (UOM48)

623 Wouldn't the police have already cut the power, cable, Internet etc?
Posted by: Spypeach at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (pwTow)

Gentlemen, I give you the F.B.I.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (DrWcr)

624
Just the thought of public employees shooting each other gives me a hard on!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (ntzmR)

625 610 Maybe it isn't Dorner in the cabin. Maybe it's Ronaiah Tuiasosopo in the cabin *pretending* to be Dorner.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 05:21 PM (CJjw5)




That's pretty funny. Hey! You should write your own blog thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

626 Obama needs a distraction from his renewed new promise to Focus on Jobs.

Why does he need a distraction from that?

We've seen this a couple times already....he promises to Do Something About Jobs and everyone but us swoons, then after a few months some thoughtcriminal notices there still aren't any jobs, so he promises to Do Something About Jobs and everyone but us swoons...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (/kI1Q)

627
3 mile air restriction established now

Posted by: Who Knows at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (W+Itt)

628 pray for these cops and the people in this asshole's path.

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (Dnbau)

629 I'm listening to botht he sherrif's feed and Fox LA...Fox LA is saying it was deputies but I have not heard the Sherrif's feed confirm
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:19 PM (LRFds)


I am listening to both the sherrif's feed and KTLA Channel 5 feed. They have now just stated that they were given a flight restriction, so they aren't showing LEOs positions now. By the way, I really dislike the local media. All flaming liberals.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (rLMKB)

630 Betcha Obama takes credit for any success and puts blame on NRA / gun lobby / GOP.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (t3o2N)

631 Fox is going on about it being "a personal issue"....

so police overreach is okay if it is "personal"...?

I mean the soldier who goosed a bunch of Afghanis had several buddies die I don't recall the media giving the guy a pass...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (LRFds)

632 This crap better be over before 9:00pm dammit.

Posted by: Dear Leader at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (pwTow)

633 @579

Holmes almost passed for a cop due to his tactical gear. He was noticed because it wasn't the same as official issue.

Dorner has the offical issue stuff. Wouldn't be hard to believe he wouldn't try it.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (t06LC)

634 Fox says San Berdoo SWAT is on scene and LAPD SWAT is nearby

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (8sCoq)

635 Does this live coverage make my ass look fat?

Posted by: teh Wind at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (HBU8E)

636 This is a joke!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (AWmfW)

637 This right here is why all cops should be disarmed.

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (NIZHJ)

638 I wish that LaRue didn't exclude non-military government from their no-sell list.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 12, 2013 05:15 PM (7xeJQ)


They didn't, at least not in their announcements. They said no sales to agencies or LEOs of items forbidden to the civilians in their jurisdiction.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (bxiXv)

639 Annnndddd look here's two cars going the opposite direction as everyone else. Wow, that is amazing. Two cars going in the opposite direction.

Posted by: Reporter at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (F6KtL)

640 629 I be that chick,

more honest than Fox National...

LAPD Swat is inbound on county helicopters...

here we go...

Fox LA posted his whole manifesto including the shout out to Piers Mentor Morgan

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (LRFds)

641 So the SWAT units will have a jurisdictional fight to decide which one goes in after Dorner?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (pu60A)

642 This may be completely inappropriate, and I apologize, but I kinda would like Dorner to hold out long enough to steal TFG's SOTU thunder

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:25 PM (8sCoq)

643 Don Lemon should sprint across the field screaming "stop, stop I love him !!'

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:25 PM (8/DeP)

644 If Obama mentions Dorner tonight, is that included in the SOTU Drinking Game?

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 05:25 PM (VndSC)

645 They have been ordered to not fire unless they see something from the house......interesting.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 12, 2013 05:25 PM (xmcEQ)

646 Just call in an airstrike.

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:25 PM (NIZHJ)

647 The sad thing about that BS Free Republic accusation earlier is that it's entirely plausible.

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 05:25 PM (4I3Uo)

648 FOX says one dead at the scene?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:25 PM (8sCoq)

649 639
Annnndddd look here's two cars going the opposite direction as everyone
else. Wow, that is amazing. Two cars going in the opposite direction.

Posted by: Reporter at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (F6KtL)

CHEVY'S!!!!!

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (hl8SI)

650 How fucking sweet would it be if Dorner's bullet-riddled body is found wearing an "I Am Troy Davis *heart* Obama" t-shirt? Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2013 05:18 PM (CJjw5Fixed for me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 05:22 PM (UOM4

I'd like to see him in a "NOT CHRIS DORNER, PLEASE DON"T SHOOT". Lets just take this meta.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (t06LC)

651 Of course, from three miles out, there's no way to see into the cabin without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera.

So, let's turn it on.

Posted by: Kent Brockman at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (mO9O5)

652 539
The CNN experts said it could be steam, condensation, or a fuel burn off.You've got to pay for stupid like that."



Flash, it wasn't steam but a geyser that erupted because of global warning and the automatic gun fire.

Posted by: CNN Anchor at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (wR+pz)

653 Glad I don't own a cabin in Big Bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (UOM48)

654 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, You in mid-air.. Where are the drones? Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around, One who can't move... Where are the drones? Send in the drones. Just when I'd stopped opening doors, Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours. Making my manifesto with my usual flair Sure of my lines... No one is there. Don't you love farts? My fault, I fear. I thought that you'd want what I dealt... Sorry, my dear! And where are the drones Send in the drones Don't bother, they're here. Isn't it rich? Isn't Piers queer? Losing my job this late in my career. And where are the drones? There ought to be drones... Well, maybe next year.

Posted by: Judy C. at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (SO2Q8)

655
They've got the cabin surrounded and they're sending out for donuts -- two undercover Chevys heading spotted heading away from the scene.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (tOkJB)

656 ooh Fox has brought in Kimberly Guilfoyle

this just got awesome

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (8sCoq)

657 642 This may be completely inappropriate, and I apologize, but I kinda would like Dorner to hold out long enough to steal TFG's SOTU thunder
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:25 PM (8sCoq)


I would not doubt that this guy is thinking just that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (XkWWK)

658 rah, rah, rah shoot him in the head look out team now he's dead!

Posted by: demoncrat at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (bSpTg)

659 626
Obama needs a distraction from his renewed new promise to Focus on Jobs.

Why does he need a distraction from that?

We've
seen this a couple times already....he promises to Do Something About
Jobs and everyone but us swoons, then after a few months some
thoughtcriminal notices there still aren't any jobs, so he promises to
Do Something About Jobs and everyone but us swoons...


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (/kI1Q)

Ok look. I have been thinking about this. Either we are fucking nuts...or they are.How else can you square this?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (+OTLF)

660 Quick OT: hagel gets voted out of committee 14-11 strictly along party lines. Disgusting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (9Bj8R)

661 Can't stream at work. What did the guy do to Punk the reporter?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (uVah9)

662 Today, I caught a criminal at large. Tomorrow, you can be confident I will do everything in my power to bring him to justice.

Posted by: Obama Tonight at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (96M6e)

663 643 Balcksheep,

HE IS NOT CRAZZZYYYY!

//don Lemon

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (LRFds)

664 The employed union cops - they've killed and wounded more people, haven't they, than the serial kiiller ex-cop, right?

How many murders have the LAPD committed in this latest little jaunt?


Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (UzocF)

665 Jones in CO and others. If the police can secure a tight perimeter around the house. Then it can drag on for awhile. As long as no one gets itchy that is. Negotiators do like to talk the perp into surrendering.

That's it, send in Bill Shatner. Priceline Negotiator. Dorner will be surrendering so fast....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (pu60A)

666 Fox has brought in Kimberly Guilfoyle

this just got awesome
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:26 PM (8sCoq)


You mean Legs Guilfoyle?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (9Bj8R)

667 Can't we just end this with a drone strike?

Where's my kill list? Why isn't this stooge on it?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, the Preezy of the United Steezy at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (/Lw/N)

668 Fox LA posted his whole manifesto including the shout out to Piers Mentor Morgan
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:24 PM (LRFds)


Interesting because KTLA didn't. They only posted the portion with the officers' names redatced.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (rLMKB)

669 628pray for these cops and the people in this asshole's path. Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (Dnbau) Hell, I'm gonna pray for the people in the cop's path.

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (OlN4e)

670 You bastard. Why couldn't you have typed 'Mr. Buttle'?

Posted by: Mr. Corner, tagged, bagged, and dragged at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (QAhHk)

671 Missed it by that much....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:28 PM (pu60A)

672 I really dislike the local media. All flaming liberals.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:23 PM (rLMKB)


NO, RLY?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:28 PM (bxiXv)

673 Moby piece of shit at 624.

Someone nuke it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2013 05:28 PM (NTBjC)

674

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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2013 05:28 PM (kdS6q)

675 LAPD is sending in a Seal team - just as soon as they find the beach balls.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2013 05:28 PM (VndSC)

676 McCain probably really thinks that we have nothing to fear from a Kerry-Hagel-Brennan troika.

Posted by: John Brennan Hamas Cheerleader at February 12, 2013 05:28 PM (Cnqmv)

677
Did we ever here from Carter again after the shootout?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 05:28 PM (p/cQy)

678 "I just can't imagine how else a gun battle goes on for so long, unless Dorner has significant cover."


Uhhhhh...LAPD, who can riddle a pickup with bullets and not even hit the guy inside?

Most of these people, training all, can barely hit the broadside of a barn - from the inside.


Posted by: West at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (1Rgee)

679 And another car going in the direction of the shootout. Folks, I'm on the edge of breaking news here....yup, the Sheriffs vehicle is in fact, pulling out and going toward the cabins.

Posted by: Reporter at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (F6KtL)

680 10,000 DEAD IN THE SUPERDOME!!!!!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (MMC8r)

681 You've got to know that he's in that cabin trying to get Chris Mathews on the phone.

Some MSNBC intern is going to lose her job if she doesn't put him through.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (ZDsRL)

682 new thread

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (6TB1Z)

683 668 I be that chick,

Yeah it was interesting b/c I know Fox LA is ran by Cali Dems...I wonder if they just didn't grasp how bad it looked because they agreed?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (LRFds)

684 Wait

There HAS to be Ron Burgundy quote from BCochran soon.

We save those for the really important debates.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (/Lw/N)

685 "Glad I don't own a cabin in Big Bear."

Tell me about it.

Posted by: L.L.Kool J at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (bTPOR)

686 677

Did we ever here from Carter again after the shootout?




He was last seen changing his underwear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (UOM48)

687
Most of these people, training all, can barely hit the broadside of a barn - from the inside.


Remember the Upper Class Twit of the Year Competition where they tried to hit the staked-out rabbits?

That.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 05:30 PM (MMC8r)

688 C'mon. The guy's a hippo.
How hard can it be to shoot him?

Posted by: Rex Reed at February 12, 2013 05:30 PM (C8mVl)

689 it is not personal, this guy is a psycho asshole. Please stop comparing him to military members in Iraq or Afghanistan. That is beyond insulting. And can we all agree that we hope LE is successful in apprehending or killing this asshole? Two deputies have been wounded. Can we stop with this blame the cops bullshit.

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:30 PM (Dnbau)

690 Christopher Dorner, I feel a new muse:

You got to understand the rules
Promise me if an officer stops you'll always be polite
Never ever run away and promise momma you'll keep your hands in sight

The secret my friend
You can get killed just for living in your American skin...

hmmmm.... needs work. Maybe work in a car and a chick somehow. And a sax

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at February 12, 2013 05:30 PM (Xv7f/)

691
This would be a great time to send in trained bears

Heeeeyyy. You don't watch much TV, do ya?

Posted by: Yogi Bear at February 12, 2013 05:30 PM (+z4pE)

692 Welp, the TV just changed by itself from FOX news to How Its Made. Oh well, hopefully Obama gets him.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 05:30 PM (A7Wh1)

693 He's raping everyone in there.

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 12, 2013 05:30 PM (NIZHJ)

694 646 Just call in an airstrike.

-------

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 12, 2013 05:30 PM (xGZ+b)

695 He most likely survived by eating food and stayed warm by being inside one of the cabins.

Posted by: News Anchor at February 12, 2013 05:31 PM (F6KtL)

696 You mean Legs Guilfoyle?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 05:27 PM (9Bj8R)


Fuck me pumps and all

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

697 Since everyone is opinioning on what should happen, let me just say I hope no one else is hurt or killed as part of this clusterfuck, whatever else happens.

Though if Dorner doesn't make it, I won't exactly cry myself to sleep.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:31 PM (bxiXv)

698 Today, I caught a criminal at large.

The Prez'nit "Skeets" McFuckstick pictures just photoshop themselves, don't they?

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 05:31 PM (FcR7P)

699 677

Did we ever here from Carter again after the shootout?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 05:28 PM (p/cQy)
Yes Carter survived but needs a clean underwear.

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:31 PM (hl8SI)

700 Dr Phil!!! Yes let find out what Dr Phil thinks.

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:31 PM (hl8SI)

701 689 ThunderB,

The guy is a psycho asshole...the comparison is not between Dorner and the military it is between LAPD's spray and pray RoE and what we allow the military to do....

LAPD wants Dorner dead and will likely kill him to clamp down on the dirty laundry.

I want him killed under power of law not murdered by cop.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:32 PM (LRFds)

702 Ok look. I have been thinking about this. Either we are fucking nuts...or they are.How else can you square this?

I can't. I can only shake my head in amazement. Celebrity trumps everything.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 05:32 PM (/kI1Q)

703 He's raping everyone in there.

Dammit let me in there !!

/Don Lemon

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (8/DeP)

704 All he did was cill his landlord.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (MMC8r)

705 Maybe it isn't Dorner in the cabin. Maybe it's Ronaiah Tuiasosopo in the cabin *pretending* to be Dorner.

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (GBXon)

706 Geez. A newscast feeding frenzy. They're like flying squids.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (pKbu5)

707 697 Mero,

if it is a legit clean shoot I'll buy the guy a cigar....

I am NOT cheering for Dorner just not thrilled at extra judicial execution

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (LRFds)

708 Shep Smith, Barney Frank on live 2.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (pu60A)

709 They don't even know for sure that he's in there?

Posted by: skree at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (kG6Qj)

710
sven, I think it was Deputy Sheriffs, not LAPD, who sprayed that truck.

This has crossed jurisdictions several times.

Posted by: Who Knows at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (W+Itt)

711
Do we have confirmation that those Chevys are actually heading in the opposite direction?

Posted by: News Anchor at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (F6KtL)

712 Armored car? That didn't work out in Die Hard.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (i2Lsf)

713 702 Ms Radish,

Indeed...


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (LRFds)

714 Once LAPD shows up, CHP and SB officers are at increased risk. They don't look to be the type to verify their targets

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (mCvL4)

715 708
Shep Smith, Barney Frank on live 2.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 12, 2013 05:33 PM (pu60A)
There is a glory hole joke there somewhere.

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (hl8SI)

716 We will need to review, in spite of Dorner's military and police training, the decision for a large black man to hide in a ski resort.

Perhaps he needed extra help with the concept of "blending in".

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (ZDsRL)

717
I can already see Oblahblah at the STFU speech giving a shout out to his homie, Chris Dorner.

"Hey, Chris, LAPD, Beer Summit! Call me!!!"

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (Ag5D2)

718 If Chris Kyle were there this thing would be over by now.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (8/DeP)

719 Can't we just send in the NRA?

Posted by: Buzsaw90 at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (SO2Q8)

720 Are they sure they haven't cornered more seventy year old women delivering newspapers again?

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (NIZHJ)

721 LAPD wants Dorner dead and will likely kill him to clamp down on the dirty laundry.

I want him killed under power of law not murdered by cop.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:32 PM (LRFds)

Dirty Laundry?

What dirty laundry? The guy already "exonerated" himself.

Posted by: test at February 12, 2013 05:34 PM (cELsF)

722 Do we have confirmation that those Chevys are actually heading in the opposite direction?

They're driving to the levee.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 05:35 PM (/kI1Q)

723 And another brave African-American veteran falls victim to American racism. I thought the Right Wing supported our veterans. More hypocrisy from the Racist Right!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 12, 2013 05:35 PM (jCQ+I)

724 710 Who Knows,

http://tinyurl.com/b88b66p

LAPD undercover I am told...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:35 PM (LRFds)

725 How is the preezy going to get back to DC in time for the SOTU?

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (pKbu5)

726 To be fair, since fish and game may have to contend
with armed poachers (not to mention bears and other wildlife), I can
understand them being armed.



Tax accountants from the IRS? Not so much.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 04:31 PM (4df7R)

Are their tax accountants at the IRS carrying guns?

Posted by: elliot at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (blkVM)

727 646 Just call in an airstrike
------
Give it a little time. 1.5 billion rounds of ammo, intel fusion centers, next year they'll get JDAMs using this scenario as justification

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (im8xF)

728 They're driving to the levee.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 05:35 PM (/kI1Q)

*radio squawk* Is the levy dry, over?

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (vtiE6)

729 721 Test,

LAPD doesn't want scrutiny...

what dirty laundry?

LAPD baseline operating procedure I'd imagine....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (LRFds)

730 They're driving to the levee.

But the levee is dry...!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (GBXon)

731 Nobody's made the obvious squid-releasing-ink-to-cover-its-retreat joke in the context of Dorner, yet?

Well, HELL.

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (PMvuN)

732 If I had a son, he'd act like Chris Dorner.

Posted by: Preeezy at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (MMC8r)

733 Can you imagine what this is doing for donut sales?

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (NIZHJ)

734 CNN is playing a recording of the live feed during the gunfire.

If that is the quality of the audio equipment our police are using, we might as well give up now.

Posted by: jwest at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (ZDsRL)

735 Obviously the ATF should be brought in. We need Top. Men.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (8/DeP)

736 Did he take a shit in the woods like a big bear would near a place called Big Bear?

Posted by: News Anchor at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (F6KtL)

737
Kbdabear, it won't be LAPD that shows up, it will be SWAT, and other forces willretreat.

It is lots of fun listening to reporters try to fill time with chatter.

Posted by: Who Knows at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (W+Itt)

738 Are their tax accountants at the IRS carrying guns?
Posted by: elliot at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (blkVM)

The ATF was part of the IRS at one time. The tactical wing of the deparment of treasury if you will.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (t06LC)

739 714 KBDaBear,

"hey we need to use claymores.....'because'..."

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (LRFds)

740 It is obvious this guy has no intention of being taken alive, has killed members of a cop's family, has a hit list, and appears to have shot at deputies today. If he is killed while they are trying to apprehend him, and he is resisting by firing on them, it is certainly not "murder". Don't call it murder.

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:38 PM (Dnbau)

741 Is the anchor worried about this nut case ...
did he get enough rest? rugged area? bitter cold? did he eat enough?

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:38 PM (hl8SI)

742 500 quatloos on the newcomer!

Posted by: Provider Three, OCCUPY TRISKELION! at February 12, 2013 05:38 PM (MMC8r)

743
Can we stop with this blame the cops bullshit.
Posted by: thunderb




Just spent the last week looking nervously over my shoulder every time I went down on the street. Not because of Dorner, but because of the trigger-happy Socal cops.

Because although I don't look like Dorner, I look a lot more like him than a pair of Mexican abuelas.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2013 05:38 PM (kdS6q)

744 734 Jwest,

why so I refuse to hit CNN easily...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:38 PM (LRFds)

745 First the Pope steps down and now a Big Bear $#!T$ in the woods.

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:39 PM (NIZHJ)

746 Yes,IRS has SWAT teams.Just about every Federal agency does.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 05:39 PM (9XBK2)

747 And then what happened?
We surrounded the cabin with 40 officers and unloaded our 9mm semi-automatic weapons in a 20 minutes gunfight.
And then what happened?
He left.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 05:39 PM (A7Wh1)

748 As you can see that white stuff is called snow and those big things are trees

Posted by: Helicopter Anchor at February 12, 2013 05:39 PM (F6KtL)

749 735
Obviously the ATF should be brought in. We need Top. Men.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (8/DeP)


Don't laugh, a game warren was the first guy to spot him.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:39 PM (wR+pz)

750 740 ThunderB,

all the left's pap I have ever heard on "out of control cops" I want standards to be met....if he can be safely captured he should....otherwise pop him.

They need held to the same RoE expectations as the military AT LEAST.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (LRFds)

751 I missed Carter earlier, but why do I picture his reporting as something along the lines of Ruby Rhod during the shootouts from the Fifth Element.

Ruby/Carter - "What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'! Bzzzzt! *exits*

Posted by: at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (Ks9M3)

752 I want to know if Ronnie the Limo driver is really the person pinned down in the cabin?

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (eTqV5)

753 from they way some of you talk, you think the cops are worse than Dorner. Is that really the case?

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (Dnbau)

754 Don't laugh, a game warren was the first guy to spot him.

What? Rabbits?

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (PMvuN)

755 The valley here is huge....just huge....and there are big trees in the huge valley

Posted by: Helicopter Anchor at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (F6KtL)

756 @740

Based on the cop's previous interactions with people not Chris Dorner while looking for Chris Dorner, I don't think it would help if he was to burn his guns in front of a white flag while putting himslef in ball gag, strait jacket, and handcuffs. They're going to shoot first and ask questions later.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (t06LC)

757
No dead air!! Gotta fill the time!

Posted by: KTLA at February 12, 2013 05:41 PM (W+Itt)

758 Can you imagine what this is doing for donut sales?

Ist Fastnacht. ESSEN ALL DIE KRAPFEN!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 05:41 PM (/kI1Q)

759 When the levee breaks, he'll have no place to stay.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 05:41 PM (+z4pE)

760 Thank you, media, for telling this pos exactly what he needs to know, exactly when he needs to know it.

Because it's not at all possible he has a TV or radio. Dipshits.

Posted by: Filly at February 12, 2013 05:41 PM (7GJd1)

761 If he has a shovel, what's stoping him from digging a tunnel to a neighboring cabin?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 05:41 PM (UypUQ)

762 Anybody reading the I support MSNBC Killer tweet sites.

Now fucking Fox is asking why he when off? Guys read any papers in the last week?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:41 PM (wR+pz)

763 709 They don't even know for sure that he's in there?

Yeah, they're sure.
He's holed up in a cabin, that is surrounded....and there has been sporatic fire going on.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2013 05:41 PM (w27/Q)

764 Dorner's committed multiple murders and has just wounded two or more LEOs, so shooting him now would not be some kind of summary execution, as some have implied. If he's certainly alone, in a small cabin, why don't they just shoot a bunch of holes in the cabin andsee if they can get a hit?

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 05:41 PM (vtiE6)

765 756 JollyRoger,

Yup....

if LAPD gets to play judge jury and executioner why don't I?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:42 PM (LRFds)

766 LAPD baseline operating procedure I'd imagine....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:36 PM (LRFds)

OK, I think I follow you now. Even if Dorner was simply an A-1 Nutter, they don't want anyone looking at how the sausage is made.

Posted by: test at February 12, 2013 05:42 PM (cELsF)

767 from they way some of you talk, you think the cops are worse than Dorner. Is that really the case?
Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (Dnbau)

Not worse. I would say criminally negligent. You and I would be locked up for a long time for acting the same way.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:42 PM (t06LC)

768
from they way some of you talk, you think the cops are worse than Dorner. Is that really the case?
-------------------------------------
Exactly! This is nothing but a mad man. A. MAD. MAN.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at February 12, 2013 05:42 PM (F6KtL)

769 761 serious cat,

or a portable hole...

I saw it in a Bugs Bunny documentary....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:42 PM (LRFds)

770 Heh. Bicycle Boy has had this story up for quite a while, and has 120 comments so far, of which a half dozen are by Bicycle Boy himself. I guess they are heartbroken. The Piers Morgan Serial Killer is one of theirs after all.

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 05:43 PM (OlN4e)

771 The anchor is going to start worrying about Dorner getting cold.

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:43 PM (hl8SI)

772 They have asked me to come up and talk to him, so everyone hold off, I am on my way. Just need to get a fresh bag of blow.

Winning!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 12, 2013 05:43 PM (wR+pz)

773 Imagine this guy lives and an LA jury acquits him. Someone will be pissed.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 05:43 PM (A7Wh1)

774 I can't stream at work so I am picturing the ending scene of the Blues Brothers

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2013 05:43 PM (uVah9)

775 Luxury Yacht: OK, ok, you caught me, but I still want to shoot it out for the drama ... send Don Lemon in here.

Don Lemon: Well, OK but only if you'll go on a camping holiday with me !

Luxury Yacht: Bitch I'm on a camping holiday with you.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:43 PM (8/DeP)

776
from they way some of you talk, you think the cops are worse than Dorner. Is that really the case?
Posted by: thunderb




Innocent People Shot

Dorner: 4
LAPD: 3

Close game.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2013 05:44 PM (kdS6q)

777 The fucking idiot on Fox is worried he might get killed?


Remind me why that is a worry?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:44 PM (wR+pz)

778
#753 thunderb

LAPD is a different type of PD from any other in the country. They have a reputation as a semimilitary force, when they need or want to lay that down.

Fascinating history, lots of background needed to understand how it evolved.

Posted by: KTLA at February 12, 2013 05:44 PM (W+Itt)

779 764 TroyRiser,

Really?

That's the standard?

"He shot two LEOs so they get to kill him...."

That's the standard?

You're sure?

If he can be safely taken the LE community has a duty to take him alive....if he is a threat they can kill him they don't get to say "well he killed some people we don't like getting killed so do what we want!"


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:44 PM (LRFds)

780 753 thunderb, I couldn't give a shit about either one. You see, I just don't care anymore. I used to respect the police. Now I look at them as working muscle for the government class. Union goons etc.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at February 12, 2013 05:45 PM (ntzmR)

781 Send in the Obama Boyz from St. Louie maybe? I hear they're killing everything in sight.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:45 PM (8/DeP)

782 773 WhatEv,

You may get to see the Rodney King Riots in reverse...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:45 PM (LRFds)

783 The ATF was part of the IRS at one time. The tactical wing of the deparment of treasury if you will.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:37 PM (t06LC)
746
Yes,IRS has SWAT teams.Just about every Federal agency does.


Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 05:39 PM (9XBK2)
I know they have Special Agents that are part of their criminal investigation unit, but they are not tax accountants. I have worked with them on occasion on task forces.They don't, as far as I know, have SWAT Teams.

Posted by: elliot at February 12, 2013 05:45 PM (blkVM)

784 They should have done this quickly, hard, and fast.

Dorner's had way to much time to plan. He'll most likely be killed when it's done, but I'm afraid he's already set himself up to kill some more cops.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 05:45 PM (pKbu5)

785 761 If he has a shovel, what's stoping him from digging a tunnel to a neighboring cabin?
----

Diameters

Posted by: Sean Penn at February 12, 2013 05:45 PM (SO2Q8)

786 He set a fire?

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:45 PM (NIZHJ)

787 780 Hamilton Burger,

WI during the riots was my breaking point...well that and the deference to OW$....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:46 PM (LRFds)

788 I am not a cop. Are you jollyroger? This is so much BS. The guy is an animal, putting everyone, including LE, at tremendous risk. They are not the same. Not even close. If they kill him while trying to apprehend him, and he is firing on them IT IS NOT MURDER. God bless LE today, and everyone in this monster's path

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:46 PM (Dnbau)

789 Remind me why that is a worry?

Riots?

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 05:46 PM (FcR7P)

790 Our SWAT team is lock and loaded baby

Posted by: Department of Education at February 12, 2013 05:46 PM (F6KtL)

791 Sounds like the cops have a "bunker buster" armored dozer inbound. Someone's homeowner's insurance is about to get dinged as if from the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 05:46 PM (4I3Uo)

792 from they way some of you talk, you think the cops are worse than Dorner. Is that really the case? Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (Dnbau) Not worse. I would say criminally negligent. You and I would be locked up for a long time for acting the same way.
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:42 PM (t06LC)

There arethousands of cases that contradict your point.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 05:46 PM (m2CN7)

793 "Now I look at them as working muscle for the government class. Union goons etc."

insightful (false-flag?) analysis.

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 05:46 PM (60GaT)

794 I need to clarify myself. I don't sympathise with this asshole. I don't really care if he gets taken out.
I do have a problem with cops seemingly using that as a first resort (shooting at two hispanic women in a truck) and believe in holding those officers accountable.

These positions are not contradictory, and I'm not into the antihero bullshit. But if the cops resort to bilndly shooting up innocent people, there isn't a lot of difference between the guys in the white and guys in black hats. Its because I respect cops I hold them to that standard.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (t06LC)

795 777 The fucking idiot on Fox is worried he might get killed?
Remind me why that is a worry?


They wouldn't get a Big Trial to cover, if he's killed.

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (w27/Q)

796 Doesn't Jim Rockford have a place up there?

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (NIZHJ)

797 OT/

I just got a bill for ~$1,000 to repair my 20-year old Camry (new brake lines and radiator). The mechanic didn't even think it was a wise idea, and advised me to junk it. But I didn't want the hassle of looking for new wheels. Plus, i have dreams of breaking 300k (only 15k more to go!).

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (UypUQ)

798
Dorner's committed multiple murders and has just wounded two or more LEOs
Posted by: troyriser




Possibility that the Big Bear bullet party was Blue on Blue, That's a story in progress.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (kdS6q)

799 770 madDog,

exactly....I want Dorner alive if possible to drag those fucks through their shit...I want the public to know who the left really are.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (LRFds)

800 They need held to the same RoE expectations as the military AT LEAST.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:40 PM (LRFds)


And how do you propose he be safely captured? This jackass isn't going down without taking others with him? By the way, the last time I saw SWAT in action, one of the members was killed. Very big deal. Some illegal asshole killed his whole family and them decided to play shoot-out with SWAT. One of the officers stepped in front of his fellow SWAT officers and died taking a bullet to the neck. Then the asshole decides to set the house on fire and SWAT then took him out.

The icing on the cake was the illegal population, media and others crying about the "brutality" of the SWAT team. Really? Then the family lied and said he wasn't a gang member. Wrong...Gang Unit came out and showed the guy's extensive record. I know we should hold officers to a higher standard and everyone is afforded rights under the Bill of Rights, but when you start doing shit like this...sorry, deals off.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (rLMKB)

801 Is Whorealdo there yet?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (z3xrj)

802 Our 50,000 new agents can make a fell swoop on the cabin. Wait, has he done his taxes yet?

Posted by: IRS at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (F6KtL)

803 Kill some time, nothing going on. Ask some more dumb questions.

Hey, Jammin the Blues is coming on TCM.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:49 PM (wR+pz)

804 Send Whorealdo in to talk Dorner out, or Big Dick OReally?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 05:49 PM (z3xrj)

805 794 JollyRoger,

It's our ingrained deference to law and order...but LAPD is not a worthy recipient of that deference, and I'm tired of the left getting over....

fact is LEOs need to put the macho down and be made to pay for misuse of force.

Time to fix it.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:49 PM (LRFds)

806 Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:44 PM (LRFds)

Dorner's an admitted multiple murderer currently engaging in a gun battle with police, so yes, they get to kill him, the sooner the better. Insofar as I know, he's made no attempt to surrender and has publicly declared his intention to go down fighting. Let him.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 05:49 PM (vtiE6)

807 OT:...]The mechanic didn't even think it was a wise idea, and advised me to junk it.

Ask him where else you can get a new car with low insurance for $1000. I have the same discussion with mine. "It's not worth it!" Bullshit, it's worth every penny to fix.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 05:49 PM (FcR7P)

808 I want him killed under power of law not murdered by cop.

Thanks for the shout-out!

Posted by: Due Process at February 12, 2013 05:49 PM (GxrG0)

809
Dorner is a terrorist. He had about 50 families that had to be placed under protection, and he said he knew children's routines.

Posted by: KTLA at February 12, 2013 05:49 PM (W+Itt)

810 800 I be that chick,

Then they kill him....if he comes out unarmed he lives.

Obama destroys soldiers who misuse force.

I'm tired of the blue knights getting a pass.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:50 PM (LRFds)

811 Yeah the best info from Jimmy the Limo driver.

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 05:50 PM (hl8SI)

812 People, people let's not bicker, this is pretty easy to sort out:

Dorner is a mass murdering asswipe who deserves to get capped. Hopefully he will shortly, and in any event before anyone else gets hurt. Fuck him and his MSNBC / CNN loving ass.

As a separate matter, the LAPD (like most other large city police departments) is both corrupt and incompetent.

This isn't a Venn diagram.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 05:50 PM (8/DeP)

813 808 due process,

I know you're forgotten a lot...but I still believe in you buddy old fashioned as that is...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:51 PM (LRFds)

814 If Dorner is gonna initiate an assault the Cops will take him out, Fox reporter.
What if he comes running out in an Easter Bunny outfit!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 05:51 PM (z3xrj)

815 Both sides are Trade Unionists.

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:51 PM (NIZHJ)

816 I just got a bill for ~$1,000 to repair my 20-year old Camry (new brake lines and radiator). The mechanic didn't even think it was a wise idea, and advised me to junk it. But I didn't want the hassle of looking for new wheels. Plus, i have dreams of breaking 300k (only 15k more to go!).
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 05:47 PM (UypUQ)


You can't even find a POS used vehicle for 1K.

I say go for it.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 12, 2013 05:51 PM (UZQM8)

817 Cabin? Why do they keep calling these million dollar vacation homes "Cabins"

WTF. I'll take a "cabin" to live in.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:51 PM (wR+pz)

818
Well, the kids in Big Bear had two terrorist days off.

Parent's praying it's over tonight.

Posted by: KTLA at February 12, 2013 05:52 PM (W+Itt)

819 I hear that Seal, the one who tapped UBL, is available. Could use a little cash.

Fly him in, outfit him with a Barrett, let him wait the dude out.

Dude peeps his face toward the telly sight in whatever, 92 hours from now, then splat! His head turns into a pink cloud.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 12, 2013 05:52 PM (PH+2B)

820 I remember CNN got punked during the Diana crash too. Some 'witness' said they were driving so fast so they could get the Private Parts video then bababooey.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 12, 2013 05:52 PM (UU0OF)

821 I hope they kill him, but I want those trigger-happy cocksuckers that shot up the two hispanic women to do 20 years in Chino GP for that bullshit.

Posted by: DanInMN at February 12, 2013 05:52 PM (XqeyF)

822 If they're sure they have him cornered, why are they doing car searches on the freeway?

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 05:52 PM (pKbu5)

823 It is stupid to declare the entire LAPD, in fact all of SoCal LE and deputies, as bad as Dorner. It is the kind of logic I see from progs who hear of one bad military member and call the entire Armed Forces "baby killers".

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:52 PM (Dnbau)

824 806 TroyRiser,

They get a clean shoot while he is a threat yes they do....they have a duty to capture him alive if able...

sorry it is "due process" and "reasonable force"....

if Obama limits the RoE of soldiers to having to be actively fired on when they engage I'll hold LAPD to the same standard thanks.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

825 LAPD has a long history of "taking things into their own hands"... if Dorner walks out alive, it will be a miracle. Unfortunately, LAPD/SWAT will probably end this in their own unique way....

Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 12, 2013 05:53 PM (Jls4P)

826 825 ThunderB,

Make them live up to their own rules....

LEOs want to lie down with donkey ass mother fucker because "UNION" fuck 'em

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

827 816
If Dorner is gonna initiate an assault the Cops will take him out, Fox reporter.
What if he comes running out in an Easter Bunny outfit!


Nay, it's Madi Gras.


He come out with a bunch of beads around his neck, a Pat O'Brien Hurricane and a big hat.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:53 PM (wR+pz)

828 Oh noes, he's taken himself hostage.

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:53 PM (NIZHJ)

829 The game warden spotted the easter Bunny and now they say he has hostages, elmer fudd and barney!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 05:54 PM (z3xrj)

830 I say.... are they all using those scary Assault Rifles???

Posted by: Col. Worthington Dodgington, Esq at February 12, 2013 05:54 PM (lZBBB)

831
so what are they showing on the road in the replay that they circle?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 05:54 PM (p/cQy)

832 OK Can anyone tell me what the "Limo Driver" dude did?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2013 05:54 PM (uVah9)

833
810 buck bradley

We see eye to eye.

I guess I raised a "false flag" with my last comment with no explanation as to why.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at February 12, 2013 05:54 PM (ntzmR)

834 Oh crap he's got Big Bird, Donner the Easter Bunny has taken Big Bird hostage

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 05:54 PM (z3xrj)

835 824
If they're sure they have him cornered, why are they doing car searches on the freeway?

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 05:52 PM (pKbu5)


Overtime, Baby!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:54 PM (wR+pz)

836 830 Oh noes, he's taken himself hostage.


Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:53 PM (NIZHJ)


Get Back, or I'll shoo the .... (crap... can't say that anymore can we....)

Posted by: Famous Comedic Lines the PC Police Outlawed. at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (lZBBB)

837 calling Dorner and the LAPD as being equally bad is the kind of false equivalance we hear from the progs all the time.

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (Dnbau)

838 How soon before Barry declares Big Bear a disaster area?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (wR+pz)

839 one bad military member

So, LAPD has had one single solitary issue of "excessive force" these last few decades. Whew, I thought the media was probably blowing all that out of proportion.

/endsarc

Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (GxrG0)

840 Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 05:53 PM (NIZHJ)

So is Butters a troll? He's been twigging my trollometer for months now.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (pAlYe)

841 but I want those trigger-happy cocksuckers that shot up the two hispanic women to do 20 years in Chino GP for that bullshit.

And they won't.

You would, I would, they won't.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (/kI1Q)

842 837 Billy Bob,

those women's tits ain't gonna look at themselves....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (LRFds)

843 835

well it could be that referring to cops as "government class" parasites makes you sound like a damn weirdo

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (60GaT)

844
You can't even find a POS used vehicle for 1K.



I say go for it.

Posted by: cajun carrot

Its already done. I should have "for repairs" instead of "to repair". Like someone else said, used cars are not cheap... with cars over 200k miles selling for a good 4-grand.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (UypUQ)

845 I'm hearing hostages in the cabin. Shit. Hope that's another media blunder.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 12, 2013 05:56 PM (u25eL)

846 Aaaand . . . Ace stomps his stomping of himself.

Is This Something?

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2013 05:56 PM (PMvuN)

847
Oh noes, he's taken himself hostage


Why is Blazing Saddles coming to my mind?

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 05:56 PM (Ag5D2)

848 We have breaking news here...a road block has been established and the police are armed with assualt rifles.

Posted by: News Anchor at February 12, 2013 05:57 PM (F6KtL)

849 848 filbert,

Blue on Blue is to be expected....self on self is rare

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:57 PM (LRFds)

850 Sven, I agree with you. But whether or not dude wants to remain breathing is 100% up to Dorner at this point.

Posted by: Jaws at February 12, 2013 05:57 PM (4I3Uo)

851 KFI-AM said he may not be in the cabin, but may have stolen a cop care. Cars are being searched... http://tinyurl.com/2d5n9u

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 05:57 PM (opS9C)

852 Bumped Again: Dorner Has Hostages?

Pretty sure that was "Hot Bitches" over a bad cell connection. You know how that can be.

Posted by: test at February 12, 2013 05:57 PM (cELsF)

853 You can't even find a POS used vehicle for 1K.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 12, 2013 05:51 PM (UZQM


Thanks to "Cash for Clunkers" aka "The Broken Windows Fallacy Made Law."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 05:57 PM (bxiXv)

854
Get Back, or I'll shoo the .... (crap... can't say that anymore can we....)

Exactly what I was thinking too!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (Ag5D2)

855 You can't even find a POS used vehicle for 1K.



I say go for it.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 12, 2013 05:51 PM (UZQM


For 1000k$ you are still well ahead of the game. I "upgraded" several times when there were many potential miles available (like 100,000-150000k on a Honda and a Toytota) and have regretted it every time.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (Cnqmv)

856 This has been a bad day for Obama.

First the Pope resigns early, pissing him off since he has to finish his term as president before accepting that office.

and now this mother fucker is potentially going to preempt his State of the Banana Republic Speech it the fucking lapd doesnt hurry up and shoot him.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (+OTLF)

857 Send me in. I'll talk him into surrendering. We share tiger blood.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (ypzqs)

858 844
837 Billy Bob,

those women's tits ain't gonna look at themselves....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (LRFds)

There is an idea. Bring in some naked hooks to beg him out.

He obviously is going to get fucked one way or the other.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (wR+pz)

859 Dorner has hostages? Well, kiss them off. If he don't kill them the LAPD will.

Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (OlN4e)

860 He won't come in alive. Only way to bury this (Pun), is to bury Dorner.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (6IKyK)

861
#778
The book "Official Negligence" by L Cannon was for me a good start into understanding the history of LAPD and it's recent troubles.
As for Dorner, I want it over either way,

Posted by: Andrew at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (9rQXv)

862 People are not being allowed UP the mountain, are they?

Posted by: News Anchor at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (F6KtL)

863 Probably has a spotted owl, tiny fish smelt, or the coveted tit mouse as hostages, due to their protected species status. Now they must call in the Dept. of Interior, Game Fish and Wild Life Commission, EPA,....

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 12, 2013 05:58 PM (lGu1O)

864 There arethousands of cases that contradict your point.
Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 05:46 PM (m2CN7)

Pulling a gun and shooting at unarmed persons without provocation that don't even get close to matching the description of the perp?
Fuck, the cops didn't even have probable cause to stop those women from the facts that were released.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (t06LC)

865 Its already done. I should have "for repairs" instead of "to repair". Like someone else said, used cars are not cheap... with cars over 200k miles selling for a good 4-grand.
Posted by: Serious Cat
***

Thank cash for clunkers for some of that.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (uhftQ)

866 Never had a problem with LA cops myself. Do I care about their workplace violence problems? Probably not.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (A7Wh1)

867 834 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2013 05:54 PM (uVah9) ------- That was a prank: http://tinyurl.com/b68y2vw

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (opS9C)

868 one bad military member So, LAPD has had one single solitary issue of "excessive force" these last few decades. Whew, I thought the media was probably blowing all that out of proportion. /endsarc
Posted by: akula51 at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (GxrG0)

You think the military has just one bad military member and one incidence in last few decades. I thought the media were dumb.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (m2CN7)

869 Shoot! I don't got no food! If I can't get out of this snowy hellhole, I just may have to start eating myself!

Posted by: Teh Dorner Party of 1 at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (Ag5D2)

870 Important question: has Charlie seen Dorner's hernia?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (K+mtQ)

871 How about this going on during POTUS, Barry speaking with a live shot of the capture in the corner of the screen.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (wR+pz)

872 847 Jewell45,

That sucks....

and part of what I am terrified of. The Keystone Kommandos may want him popped so bad they don't play it smart to keep the hostages alive if they are there. You want people who engage in the precise, ruthless application of force.

and I am sick and tired of "the poor LAPD there are 50 families under hard protection...."

yeah I get that and God bless them but LAPD like many LE orgs doesn't guard people under restraining orders quite so ably.....

Cops are citizens not "other"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (LRFds)

873 We've assigned our top white staffers to cover this breaking story.

Posted by: MSNBC at February 12, 2013 06:00 PM (8ZskC)

874 I'm tired of the blue knights getting a pass.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 05:50 PM (LRFds)


I understand that, really I do. LAPD's history of violence against civilians is quite lengthy, yet honestly, they have tried to correct it. I would say with the liberals moving in, they have over-corrected. When the illegals had a May Day march a few years ago, the cops were attacked by said marchers. When they went to disperse the crowd, said marchers, including sympathizing Latino news anchors joined in the fray. After the dust settled, none of the agitators were punished, just the LAPD officers for trying to diffuse an out-of-control situation and defend themselves.

I don't care anymore. I was raised to hate cops (from my liberal father) and yet, I managed to avoid that crap. I know there are bad apples out there, I hear about it from those I know who work in law enforcement. But I also know that some people would gladly destroy the reputation of others because they were pissed off and fucked up.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:00 PM (rLMKB)

875 intent matters asshole

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:00 PM (Dnbau)

876 I fully expect the Commiecrats to make Chris Dorner into a martyr.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 12, 2013 06:00 PM (ujg0T)

877 I think I referred to them as the Muscle for the government class. I stand by that. Please don't call me names.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at February 12, 2013 06:00 PM (ntzmR)

878 If they're sure they have him cornered, why are they doing car searches on the freeway?

LA cops. All that's known for certain is that they have a cabin surrounded. Or possibly a stop sign.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 12, 2013 06:00 PM (L7hol)

879 If I had a crazed leftard gunman son, he'd look just like Chris Dorner.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at February 12, 2013 06:00 PM (8ZskC)

880 with cars over 200k miles selling for a good 4-grand.


Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2013 05:55 PM (UypUQ)


Ahhh... I see my work is done....

Posted by: Car Czar, speaking about Cash for Clunkers at February 12, 2013 06:01 PM (lZBBB)

881 870 Polynikes,

Yeah but my anger at LEOs is they kill soldiers based on moonbat hysteria more quickly than other suspects....

the cops want to us GI Joe gear they can be held to GI Joe standards of conduct.

Maybe if they had done a good psych profile Dorner would never have been hired.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:01 PM (LRFds)

882 Send in the Lyin kING for a beer summit with "The Poolice Acted stupidly". The Lyin kINg His Magnificence has time to wrap this up before his teleprompter reading and see guns are bad the poolice should not have guns.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 06:01 PM (z3xrj)

883 877 yep

879 brave soul

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 06:01 PM (60GaT)

884 But enough about Chris Dorner.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at February 12, 2013 06:01 PM (8ZskC)

885 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Piers Morgan at February 12, 2013 06:01 PM (MMC8r)

886 Maybe he has a "hostage" like Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 06:01 PM (9XBK2)

887 Time for the JDAMs

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 12, 2013 06:02 PM (6IKyK)

888 Hard to really make a connection with a bullhorn. You know, Dorner's hurting, and what he needs is to be understood.

Bullhorn makes that tough. It's probably an assault bullhorn at that - pistol grip, automatic volume. Can say 132 words with one pull of the trigger. Absolutely lethal in the hands of someone like Obama.

Don't let Obama get near a bullhorn. Now Sharpton... he may be just the word-sniper for this job.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 12, 2013 06:02 PM (tDPwg)

889 Bring in the Mossad killer deathray sharks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2013 06:02 PM (XkWWK)

890 875 We've assigned our top white staffers to cover this breaking story.
Posted by: MSNBC at February 12, 2013 06:00 PM (8ZskC)


Hear! Hear!

Posted by: TNR Editors at February 12, 2013 06:02 PM (cELsF)

891 Those cabins look pretty cozy.

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 06:02 PM (NIZHJ)

892 Do what they did to Nortega when he holed up in the embassy. Play music till he goes nuts.



I suggest Beethoven's fifth like in Clock Work Orange.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (wR+pz)

893 REMEMBER when the DONNER PARTY got stuck in the MOUNTAINS in winter and resorted to CANNIBALISM?

Posted by: jakeman Plover at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (96M6e)

894 LET'S FIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

WAAAAARGAAAARBLE!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (bxiXv)

895 I hope the lefts hero is dealt with soon. Not sure what should be done should he be a body bag stuffer or a prison cell stuffer for the rest of his life?

Posted by: Big Mouth at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (7ZpGO)

896 "As an ex-Los Angeles police officer killed three people and went on a deadly shooting rampage in a vendetta to punish those he attributed for his firing, California Senators Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer pleaded for calm, and asked both law enforcement and civilians to lay down their weapons."


You cannot make this shit up.

From patriotoutdoors dot com.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (F3s39)

897 Is he back in the cabin where he tied up the couple before stealing their truck?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (UOM48)

898 876 I bet that chick,

I don't hate them for their violence I hate them for their partisan games.

I remember watching the LAPD retreat from the riots over Rodney King...

the Koreans defended themselves and LEOs are politically allied with the fuckers wanting to leave us vulnerable to the rioters.

"no"

The cops are citizens, and they should have not one ounce more of firepower than I do.

They want me to "respect them" they can retreat from their open partisanship like the military is made to do.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (LRFds)

899 LAPD press conference starting.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (X6akg)

900 LAPD news conf NOW

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (8sCoq)

901 Maybe if they had done a good psych profile Dorner would never have been hired.

Gotta meet quota with the applicants you've got.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (/kI1Q)

902 Who is the Alien on Fox that dude is from Revenge of the space aliens I think!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (z3xrj)

903 898 Mayday,

exactly....

"just everyone lay down their guns and the nut will too"

and the cops back that bitch with money and photo ops.

"no"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:05 PM (LRFds)

904 As far as I am concerned, Dorner is responsible for every death, every injury, every event related to his crime spree. Every bit of it. Blaming a police forceyou do not like for his actions is prog reasoning

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:05 PM (Dnbau)

905 Hope they have the right house.

Posted by: Some Detroit homeowner who came home to find house bulldozed at February 12, 2013 06:05 PM (l3vZN)

906 899
Is he back in the cabin where he tied up the couple before stealing their truck?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (UOM4


I heard them say that on Fox too Jane....but it doesn't make any sense. He drove away in the truck he stole from them.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 06:05 PM (X6akg)

907

I think I referred to them as the Muscle for the government class.


The JEWS are using the BLACK MAN as MUSCLE against the WHITES!

Posted by: imp at February 12, 2013 06:05 PM (UaxA0)

908 903 Ms Radish,

absolutely and it is gonna start a civil war at some point I'd wager

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:05 PM (LRFds)

909
LAPD retreated during the start of KIng riots because they had been under fire for being too heavy handed.

Mayor Bradley had them cowed.

Posted by: KTLA at February 12, 2013 06:06 PM (W+Itt)

910 Here's the first part of the article. How does the Onion stay in business nowadays?



"As an ex-Los Angeles police officer killed three people and went on a deadly shooting rampage in a vendetta to punish those he attributed for his firing, California Senators Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer pleaded for calm, and asked both law enforcement and civilians to lay down their weapons.

An intense manhunt for Christopher Dorner that aroused fear across several states and Mexico focused late Thursday on Big Bear Lake, about 80 miles east of Los Angeles, where police found a burned-out pickup truck that belonged to the ex-military and former police officer Dorner.

Throughout the day, Senators Feinstein and Boxer made desperate pleas for their California constituents to turn in their guns and not confront the crazed gunman because this would be a perfect test of their anti-gun proposals.

“The Senators feel the best course of action is to remove all weapons from law enforcement and private citizens so no one else gets hurt,” said a Senate communications intern. “When the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in…. that’s just human nature.”

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 06:06 PM (F3s39)

911 LAPD says San Berdoo County has the lead

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:06 PM (8sCoq)

912 Beethoven? Beethoven's awesome. Why would anyone surrender when they get to listen to Beethoven?!

Bieber.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:06 PM (/kI1Q)

913 906 ThunderB,

no it is "successful" reasoning....

yes in pre 2008 morality I would make your argument....

LAPD wants to be allied with donks they can be held to task for their fleas.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:06 PM (LRFds)

914 Oh come on. "Everyone lay down their guns"???? Quit punking people. No. Fucking. Way. that happened.

Please?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

915 Damn, I don't think he's in that cabin...

Posted by: Zach at February 12, 2013 06:06 PM (F6KtL)

916 "We need the wealthy to pay even more of their fair share so that we can have more cops on the streets."

*BREAKING* COP RUNNING WILD IN THE STREETS HOLED UP IN ELDERLY COUPLE'S HOME.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (tDPwg)

917 913 Jones in CO,

good they may use their heads then...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (LRFds)

918 >I heard them say that on Fox too Jane....but it doesn't make any sense. He drove away in the truck he stole from them.


Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 06:05 PM (X6akg)

LAPD says he bailed out of the truck, fled to a cabin, and then exchanged fire with officers

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (8sCoq)

919 LAPD says San Berdoo County has the lead

Would you turn your back on the covered-in-glory LAPD?

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (FcR7P)

920 “The Senators feel the best course of action is to remove all weapons
from law enforcement and private citizens so no one else gets hurt,”
said a Senate communications intern. “When the gunman realizes that
nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in….
that’s just human nature.”


Hey, it worked with the Soviet Union, right?

I said, right?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (8ZskC)

921 I expect Boxer to be a retard, but Feinstein's supposed to be the adult in the room.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (QTHTd)

922 I hope the lefts hero is dealt with soon. Not sure what should be done should he be a body bag stuffer or a prison cell stuffer for the rest of his life?

Definitely the former. I don't want another Mumia Abu-Jamal, who should be turned into a Mummy Man, by the way...

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (ujg0T)

923 are there topless protestors there? Well, are there???????

Posted by: chingasa this, chingasa that at February 12, 2013 06:08 PM (Dll6b)

924 If I'm in a cabin in Big Bear, hear gunfire, and my door is getting kicked in, I'm emptying my weapon at whoever comes through that door.

Ooops. Forgot. California.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 06:08 PM (UOM48)

925 No Jane.. it's a different cabin. well.. I think it's a different one. Shit. Who the fuck knows with the keystone kop media? But from what I have been listening to for the past 2 or so hours.. it's a different one.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 12, 2013 06:08 PM (u25eL)

926 “The Senators feel the best course of action is to remove all weapons
from law enforcement and private citizens so no one else gets hurt,”


Call me when their personal security details give up their firearms.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:08 PM (/kI1Q)

927 this guy won't be taken alive. His choice

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:08 PM (Dnbau)

928 LAPD says he bailed out of the truck, fled to a cabin, and then exchanged fire with officers


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (8sCoq)


Yeah, but the way Fox reported the story was that he went back to the same cabin where he tied the couple up.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 06:08 PM (X6akg)

929 911 KTLA,

yes and I argued that back in the day...

LAPD backing Cali gun grabbing when they know that was what happened....

"no" deference done.....

Cops want to check on my dead body after a violent crime....

that is what their gun grabbing hysteria is

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:08 PM (LRFds)

930 923 I expect Boxer to be a retard, but Feinstein's supposed to be the adult in the room.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (QTHTd)



Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)

931 Oh come on. "Everyone lay down their guns"???? Quit punking people. No. Fucking. Way. that happened.



The LAPD is executing Love Offensive right now.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 12, 2013 06:09 PM (8ZskC)

932 If you shoot enough people, one of them is bound to be Dorner...


(Of course, what might have ended all this bullshit a lot earlier would have been to shoot Piers Morgan and Ellen Degenerate.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 12, 2013 06:09 PM (ZuCIK)

933 Oh dear. I seem to have said something naive

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 06:09 PM (QTHTd)

934 "This is almost as exciting as NBC's primetime lineup."

heh

Posted by: bill-o at February 12, 2013 06:09 PM (bjND7)

935 And it's not too late!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 12, 2013 06:09 PM (ZuCIK)

936 Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (LRFds)



I have a real problem with multi-level citizenship, and as far as I can tell, cops are higher on the ladder than the rest of us. This just doesn't sit right with me (nor does the fact that politicians have placed themselves above the ladder and are completely unaccountable).

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (Cnqmv)

937 I think the answer here is to ban cabins.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (BuSM8)

938 >>>911
LAPD retreated during the start of KIng riots because they had been under fire for being too heavy handed. Mayor Bradley had them cowed.
Posted by: KTLA

It was mayor James Hahn. LAPD didn't even enter the first day because the city council bitched and moaned the day before that to go in at the first sign of unrest would only provoke the thugs.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (ZzS+r)

939 After what Kurtz Tweeted I was hoping they would catch him like 10 minutes in to the SOTU.(Thank you Woodrow Wilson you useless piece of shit for foisting THAT on us too)

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (9XBK2)

940 I'd appreciate it if this siege continued to oh, say, 21:00 tonight....

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

941 Piers Morgan needs to man-up and offer to talk Dorner down.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (UOM48)

942 Could we wrap this up, guys? I can't take advantage of a situation that could go either way.

Posted by: Barky XVI at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (FcR7P)

943 it sounds like Dorner broke into a cabin, tied people up, stole their vehicle, one of those folks got loose and called it in, police responded and intercepted the car, Dorner bailed, broke onto another cabin, exchanged fire with officers, and that's the latest

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)

944
I heard today...that Dorner claims he was fired because he turned in a fellow officer for 'excessive force'.
In other words, for 'police brutality'.

So Dorner says that he was fired, as punishment for blowing the whistle on a fellow officer.

I guess this is why he's got the sympathy of so many on the Left?

Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (w27/Q)

945 938 Yep.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (9XBK2)

946 THE FUCK?

Spanish media version at the police presser

So then Amnesty is all but fait accompli?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (+OTLF)

947 we need to send all the Hollywood types who are pro gun grabbing to go up their and negotiate with him

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (Dnbau)

948 Well, perhaps the LAPD could have just taken them hostage and threatened to kill them if Dorner didn't turn himself in. I'm willing to compromise...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 12, 2013 06:11 PM (ZuCIK)

949 Oh come on. "Everyone lay down their guns"???? Quit punking people. No. Fucking. Way. that happened.

Please?

Posted by: BCochran1981


Hey, he found it on the internet. And no one ever try to punk people on the internet! So there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2013 06:11 PM (NTBjC)

950 I think the answer here is to ban cabins.

Nobody needs a cabin.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 06:11 PM (FcR7P)

951 945
it sounds like Dorner broke into a cabin, tied people up, stole their
vehicle, one of those folks got loose and called it in, police responded
and intercepted the car, Dorner bailed, broke onto another cabin,
exchanged fire with officers, and that's the latest


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)


Yes, that's what I thought had happened too but Fox had a screwy report about 10 mins. ago that caused the confusion.

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 06:11 PM (X6akg)

952 >(Thank you Woodrow Wilson you useless piece of shit for foisting THAT on us too)

actually SOTU is mandated Constitutionally

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:11 PM (8sCoq)

953 What the world needs now
Is love, sweet love,
It's the only thing
That there's just too little of.

Posted by: An Official Communique from the Office of Senator Diane Feinstein at February 12, 2013 06:11 PM (8ZskC)

954 You cannot make this shit up.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (F3s39)


Somebody did. It's a satire. They didn't say that.

Not that they're not stupid enough...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 06:11 PM (bxiXv)

955 Man, its gonna suck if it turns out that its not Dorner but some other big fat guy who didnt want to get arrested for an outstanding warrant or something.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (+OTLF)

956 Did those Senators really say that? Is there a link? I can't believe that even they would be that stupid.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (l3vZN)

957 "938 Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (LRFds)



I have a real problem with multi-level citizenship, and as far as I can tell, cops are higher on the ladder than the rest of us. This just doesn't sit right with me (nor does the fact that politicians have placed themselves above the ladder and are completely unaccountable).

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (Cnqmv) "

The caste/class-based society. Equality you can believe in!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (ZuCIK)

958 They want me to "respect them" they can retreat from their open partisanship like the military is made to do.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (LRFds)


Sven dear...I am in total agreement with you. I remember the riots and I remember Maxine Waters dancing with the thugs who destroyed the Korean businesses. I think the LAPD is in a "damned if they do, damned if they don't" place mentality wise.

I don't care for their partisanship...hell, they are getting ready to start up again with the mayoral election right around the corner. I guess my view is that we have a lot of good cops who unfortunately are being lumped in with the rest. And please know, not all of them are in agreement with the union goons. Sigh...I don't know.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (rLMKB)

959 899
Is he back in the cabin where he tied up the couple before stealing their truck?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 06:03 PM (UOM4
Jane, I don't think so, they called in the stolen car to 911. I would the dumb fucks he stole the car from would have a gun or two so if he showed back up he would be toast. CA, probably not.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (wR+pz)

960 It's not sure if that this is Dorner...he's a white African-American, a clear distinction from an African-American

Posted by: News Anchor at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (F6KtL)

961 The man has a gripe. I think we should hear him out.

Posted by: Eric Holder at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (8ZskC)

962 yeah, Tom Bradley was mayor of LA back in the 70s


former cop,,,,

Posted by: chingasa this, chingasa that at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (Dll6b)

963 SotU is mandated Constitutionally but it's not necessary to be there in person.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (QTHTd)

964 938 Hrothgar,

correct....

even now Fox LA is "when you have to be guarded this has never happened before" no assholes threats happen all the fucking time we just don't have unlimited overtime to throw around....

DiFi has guards with full auto...

I am allowed to be alive too....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (LRFds)

965 Michelle is eating a lobster watching fox news right now.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (+OTLF)

966 LAPD needs to get all the MSNBC and CNN mouthpieces that Dorner is such a fanboi of and haul all their asses up to the cabin to try to reason with Crazee Boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (UOM48)

967 so sitrep is, Dorner is holed up in a cabin, surrounded by cops, and has limited supplies (guns and ammo)

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (8sCoq)

968 I feel for the Preezy. This cop killer is a total piss on his parade.

Posted by: Mariah Carey at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (mi1DY)

969 954 actually SOTU is mandated Constitutionally

yes, but in the olden times it was a letter written to Congress, with no fanfare.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (K+mtQ)

970 “When the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down
his weapons and turn himself in…. that’s just human nature.”
--

That's my favorite line. I'd love to see good old Diane and Barbara face this nut-case head on and personally try their theory out.

In the face of a spree killer who has killed cops and innocent people, they think he would lay his weapons down?

This isn't just stupidity or ideology, it's a break with reality.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (F3s39)

971 Is it okay to go OT at 1000 comments?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (piMMO)

972 SOTU address does not need to be in person

Posted by: chingasa this, chingasa that at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (Dll6b)

973 perhaps Rosie O'Donnell shoudl go up there to talk to him and put a daisy in his gun barrel

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (Dnbau)

974 943
Piers Morgan needs to man-up and offer to talk Dorner down.



Hey, that's my gig.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (wR+pz)

975 I am allowed to be alive too....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (LRFds)

We have a review process for that.

Posted by: Your Betters in Government at February 12, 2013 06:14 PM (8ZskC)

976 Back!

So this just keeps getting crazier and crazier, eh?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 06:14 PM (CA2NO)

977 960 I be that Chick,

I'm not a born again cop hater...I just am not giving them the benefit of the doubt out of the gate anymore....

my local PD are mostly good guys and I treat them with respect but this "I treat them like soldiers in my heart" ship has sailed.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:14 PM (LRFds)

978 There should be background checks for cops.

Posted by: Butters at February 12, 2013 06:14 PM (NIZHJ)

979 923 boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (QTHTd)

"I expect Boxer to be a retard, but Feinstein's supposed to be the adult in the room."


She who ~"... put her fingers in the bullet holes, to check for a pulse ..." ...

... that Diane Feinstein?

The ugly truth is that both CA Senatrixes effectively flatbacked their way into office ... and we can't seem to rid ourselves of them.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 12, 2013 06:14 PM (xW2Nj)

980 That guy just used my name. What the fuck, the LAPD can't 'bigfoot' Dorner.

Posted by: Big Foot at February 12, 2013 06:14 PM (F6KtL)

981 Man, its gonna suck if it turns out that its not Dorner but some other
big fat guy who didnt want to get arrested for an outstanding warrant or
something.


If it's not Dorner, it's still a scumbag for breaking into peoples' homes and stealing cars. Don't care if that hypothetical non-Dorner scumbag gets new orifices made for him either

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 06:14 PM (QTHTd)

982
That prank call reminded me of one of the few things that made me smile during this last campaign. The beauty of no screening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT19MJERShg

Posted by: land of sky blue water at February 12, 2013 06:14 PM (JoIcn)

983
For the love of pete, I've got a crazy on twitter telling me that Doner's manifesto was "cogent." for someone "painted as a domestic terrorist"

WTF does that mean? Someone please beat the troll down for me I don't have time.
(Apparently you can be "cogent" without being "justifying")

Posted by: tsrblke at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (GaqMa)

984 Is there any other news going on? You know, like North Korea setting off underground nuke earthquakes?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (baL2B)

985 Morgan is about to see his viewership cut in half if this guy is taken out.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (A7Wh1)

986 977 your betters in govt,

Da I know comrade...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (LRFds)

987 Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2013 05:59 PM (opS9C)

Thanks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (uVah9)

988 UPDATE PER KFI:

law enforcement concerned he took a 'law enforcement vehicle'

Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (OqeDl)

989 "960 They want me to "respect them" they can retreat from their open partisanship like the military is made to do.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:04 PM (LRFds)


Sven dear...I am in total agreement with you. I remember the riots and I remember Maxine Waters dancing with the thugs who destroyed the Korean businesses. I think the LAPD is in a "damned if they do, damned if they don't" place mentality wise.

I don't care for their partisanship...hell, they are getting ready to start up again with the mayoral election right around the corner. I guess my view is that we have a lot of good cops who unfortunately are being lumped in with the rest. And please know, not all of them are in agreement with the union goons. Sigh...I don't know.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM (rLMKB) "

Why can't Yellow just learn to be mellow? Why???

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (ZuCIK)

990 So, I guess some of you are saying the LAPD "acted stupidly"? ((((runs, hides)))

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (Dnbau)

991 973
Is it okay to go OT at 1000 comments?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (piMMO)

Sure, Pixy will get overtime. What is 1 1/2 of zero?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (wR+pz)

992 LAPD needs to get all the MSNBC and CNN mouthpieces
that Dorner is such a fanboi of and haul all their asses up to the cabin
to try to reason with Crazee Boy.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (UOM4


You know, you said Boy. And Crazee. Care for a trifecta with "shiftless"?

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (8ZskC)

993 actually SOTU is mandated Constitutionally

Yeah, but for a century and a half they just sent some copies to the Capitol and let the 'critters read it at their leisure, instead of forcing them into a prime-time joint session.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (/kI1Q)

994 LOL, people there with signs supporting Dorner

Posted by: Zach at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (F6KtL)

995
I think the answer here is to ban cabins.

And big bears too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 06:16 PM (+z4pE)

996 Does the 1000 poster get a cookie?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 12, 2013 06:16 PM (6IKyK)

997 "968 LAPD needs to get all the MSNBC and CNN mouthpieces that Dorner is such a fanboi of and haul all their asses up to the cabin to try to reason with Crazee Boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 06:13 PM (UOM4 "

I think my idea was better. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 12, 2013 06:16 PM (ZuCIK)

998 I've got a crazy on twitter telling me that Doner's manifesto was "cogent."

Tell them it didn't mention trigonometry at all...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:16 PM (/kI1Q)

999 Probably a bad time to be an indoor weed grower in Big Bear, with cops doing door to door searches.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 06:16 PM (A7Wh1)

1000 985 TSRBike,

they agree with him....

they watch Piers Morgan too...

the left win win lose or draw.....

*they* get to kill people over their views and not bear blame and I as a tax wary citizen am told I am to blame when a commie crashes a plane into IRS but I am also told YOU can't blame Islam for 9/11....

there is NO country there is the left over everyone else.

No more deference.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (LRFds)

1001 995 Yes,until Woody Wilson started the tradition.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (9XBK2)

1002 Does the 1000 poster get a cookie?

I'd better!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (/kI1Q)

1003 [i[law enforcement concerned he took a 'law enforcement vehicle'
Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (OqeDl)


Oh, for fuck's sake. Pray your car doesn't look like a police vehicle.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (CA2NO)

1004 very spacious 'cabins', those are. Many rooms does Dorner's cabin have

Posted by: chingasa this, chingasa that at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (Dll6b)

1005 What's this then? "Senatrixes"? It's senatrices, with a c, for the plural.

Hail Caesar!

Posted by: centvrio toiletvs hobvs bovlderi at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (QTHTd)

1006 Posted by: wheatie at February 12, 2013 06:10 PM (w27/Q)

He reported the alleged abuse one day after he was given an unsatisfactory review in three catergories. The alleged incident happened two weeks before that. He claims he didn't report it right away because he had already made other veteran officers mad by reporting things about them and didn't want tomake another report. There were three eye witnesses that did not see his Female training officer and the person he accusses of abuse doing anything wrong. He is a typical narcissisticparanoid nutter.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (m2CN7)

1007
Michelle is eating a lobster watching fox news right now.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:12 PM



Shell and all.

Posted by: huerfano at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (bAGA/)

1008 this thread is very ranty

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (60GaT)

1009 1004 Does the 1000 poster get a cookie?

------------------

I'd better!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (/kI1Q)




I thought you wanted a beer?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

1010 I recruited Dorner... he passed every test that we put him through.... we needed a tall, fat, crazy black man to represent that section of the community. It's all about EQUALITY!!!

Posted by: SGT Stadanko, LAPD Chief Recruiter at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (Jls4P)

1011 Uh, not sure you want the cookie form this circle jerk.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (6IKyK)

1012 I remember when Barney and Floyd were held hostage in a cabin in the woods. I hope there are plenty of bananas in there, for everyone's sake.

Posted by: Sheriff Andy Taylor at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

1013 Sorry, Healther. Loser!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (wR+pz)

1014 law enforcement concerned he took a 'law enforcement vehicle'
Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (OqeDl)

Geez Louise. He stole one of their cars? If true, that was theact that just wrecked the career of the guy in charge of that clusterfark.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (vtiE6)

1015 Somebody did. It's a satire. They didn't say that.



Not that they're not stupid enough...
--

Ok... guess I was gullible! Would not be the first time, but it's been a long time.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (F3s39)

1016 "986 Is there any other news going on? You know, like North Korea setting off underground nuke earthquakes?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (baL2B) "

Geopolitics? Never heard of it.


Bring out the Oprah/Ryan Seacrest crotch shots!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 12, 2013 06:19 PM (ZuCIK)

1017 I believe that Christopher Dorner-flavored condoms should be made available to all public school students.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 12, 2013 06:19 PM (ZshNr)

1018 what the fuck?

Posted by: the forgotten squids at February 12, 2013 06:19 PM (LCRYB)

1019 FNC says cops are creating a media cone of silence around the area- no cameras, no scanners, no air traffic


cops have about 2.5 hrs of daylight left...


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (8sCoq)

1020 All I know is that this big dude gave me a couple of buckets of chicken,hooked me up with wifi,andpaid me $100. He said all I had to do was sit in this cabin for a couple of hours...

Posted by: Ruben Studdard at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (Ag5D2)

1021
Bringing in the Army vehicles.

I think they want this to be over before nightfall.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (p/cQy)

1022 1016 Troyriser,

if so he is cagey...

we'll see.....

I want him stopped, and I prefer it done under rule of law.

If he needs killed kill him, I want him to get his day in court.

I want to see if LA releases him in another OJ game.

I want to know where things stand.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (LRFds)

1023 Dorner last seen driving a Prius!

Weapons free!

Posted by: RWC at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (sqp6o)

1024 Posted by: SGT Stadanko, LAPD Chief Recruiter at February 12, 2013 06:18 PM (Jls4P)

I'd like to turn in Freddie. That shit he sold me wouldn't even get a fly high.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (vtiE6)

1025 I believe that Christopher Dorner-flavored condoms should be made available to all public school students.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 12, 2013 06:19 PM (ZshNr)



"Aborting Chris Dorner's baby" is on Sandra Fluke's bucket list.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (CA2NO)

1026 @1016

Looks like he might have stolen a pick up truck, but he wrecked it behind the house. Pics were shown earlier. Wildlife guys usually drive pick up trucks.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (wR+pz)

1027 990
UPDATE PER KFI:



law enforcement concerned he took a 'law enforcement vehicle'



Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (OqeDl)
So now they'll shoot up police cars?!!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 12, 2013 06:21 PM (AWmfW)

1028 Odds are Obama will mention Dorner tonight in some twisted attempt to justify gun grabbing.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 12, 2013 06:21 PM (BVkEs)

1029 It ain't just lefties.
P.T. Barnum was right.

Posted by: Barry at February 12, 2013 06:21 PM (j2s5r)

1030 Can he hold out for four more hours? I hope so.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 12, 2013 06:21 PM (PH+2B)

1031 Fox is giving up of the MSNBC killer.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 12, 2013 06:21 PM (wR+pz)

1032 Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (LRFds)

Apparently you have to have an ideology to be a terrorist who knew!

Posted by: tsrblke at February 12, 2013 06:21 PM (GaqMa)

1033 Obama mentions the "situation in California" and something disingenuous like "our prayers are with the officers and their families" at the beginning of SOTU.

Because he's an attention whore and manipulator. He would never let someone else steal his sunshine.

Posted by: Marcus at February 12, 2013 06:22 PM (pUF+/)

1034 1020 what the fuck?

Posted by: the forgotten squids at February 12, 2013 06:19 PM (LCRYB)


Yah, mon.
Tossed aside by de foaming mad man.

Posted by: Squiddy Dred at February 12, 2013 06:22 PM (w27/Q)

1035 1021 Jones in CO,

yeah they don't want cameras because well because....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:22 PM (LRFds)

1036 Tell them it didn't mention trigonometry at all...
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer
***

You win a free flying squid... as soon as we catch one. Alive. Ok, just catch one.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 06:22 PM (uhftQ)

1037 1030 Craig Poe,

good luck with that sale....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:22 PM (LRFds)

1038
How about a hostage exchange. He sends out his guys, and we send in Piers and Anderson Cooper.
He wouldn't hurt is idols, right? They're safe.

Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2013 06:23 PM (wsGWu)

1039
"Morgan is about to see his viewership cut in half if this guy is taken out."


Wow, over a 1000 comments in and you guys are still bringing in teh funneh! (This is why I am getting nothing done today!)

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:23 PM (Ag5D2)

1040 How about a hostage exchange. He sends out his guys, and we send in Piers and Anderson Cooper.
He wouldn't hurt is idols, right? They're safe.
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2013 06:23 PM (wsGWu)


I support this option.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 06:23 PM (CA2NO)

1041 I want to know where things stand.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:20 PM (LRFds)


I don't need for any of the things you just listed to know where things stand. I live here...I know what's coming down the pipeline. LA riots won't have shit on this.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:23 PM (rLMKB)

1042 By the way, you might as well have the Guard bring in an M-249. No way this guy surrenders.

Posted by: Marcus at February 12, 2013 06:24 PM (pUF+/)

1043 1017 Mayday,

it is a satire but like all satire it is funny because it is true.

Di Fi wants us disarmed, and so long as Dorner was a retired Cop he would have totally unarmed targets....

so in the tradition of PolitiFact....

"half true"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:24 PM (LRFds)

1044 Yeah Fox went to breathless coverage of the National Boyfriend;s SOTU

I'm watching CNN now- literally, I have the sound off so as not to hear Anderson's Pooper

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:24 PM (8sCoq)

1045 Can he hold out for four more hours? I hope so.

Given the circumstances, I vote yes.

Posted by: jakeman, Assault V2.0 at February 12, 2013 06:24 PM (96M6e)

1046

"law enforcement concerned he took a 'law enforcement vehicle'"

Wouldn't the first rule of catching the bad guy be "make sure to secure all exists so the bad guy can't escape"?

Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2013 06:24 PM (wsGWu)

1047
How about a hostage exchange. He sends out his guys, and we send in Piers and Anderson Cooper.
He wouldn't hurt is idols, right? They're safe.

I don't think Cooper would be safe. After all, he was admonished by Dorner to quit interrupting is guests ("Remember, they are guests!") and was sent that coin with the 3 bullet holes. Morgan would be perfectly safe. Well, until the loving begins...

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (Ag5D2)

1048 No, not THAT one

Posted by: Mario Lopez - Reporter at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (F6KtL)

1049 Jurisdiction, my ASS! We're goin' in there, see, and bringin' him out in a BODY BAG!

Posted by: LAPD SWAT at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (UzPAd)

1050 I don't want another Mumia Abu-Jamal, who should be turned into a Mummy Man, by the way... Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 12, 2013 06:07 PM (ujg0T)

I agree. (Can Mumia be pardoned by Obama, BTW? Cause you know if he can, he will be.)

Of course, Hollywood might still make a movie glorifying Dorner as a romantic rebel, the same way they glorified Bonnie and Clyde. Because it's not like any of them killed anybody important - like movie stars or producers for instance.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (BStAJ)

1051 1043 I Be That Chick,

I don't live there, but the left created this little entitled time bomb....they cheer for him, I want to know if an LA jury will release him.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (LRFds)

1052 "Remember, they are guests!"

lol voice of reason

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (60GaT)

1053 They have about 2 1/2 hours of daylight left.... and temps dropping to around 17 degrees tonight... if they don't act soon, it may be a long night for all involved. And they way the SOCAL cops handle things, Dorner may use the night to try and escape, especially if he has NVG's and cold weather gear

Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (Jls4P)

1054 Even if he had originally planned to die in a blaze of glory, his newly established celebrity might make him change the plan. Surrender "peacefully" and spend a year or two spouting shit through your lawyer to all the cable media heads, then at worst 15 years on death row, more likely life in prison, getting fan mail every day. Or get your body exploded by bullets at any given moment. Choose your own adventure.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (ZshNr)

1055 >How about a hostage exchange. He sends out his guys, and we send in Piers and Anderson Cooper.

Sendd in Lena Dunham, naked- he'll come haulin' ass outta there like a stripeass ape

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (8sCoq)

1056 >How about a hostage exchange?<

Trade Andrea Mitchell for the cabin owners cat.

Posted by: Marcus at February 12, 2013 06:26 PM (pUF+/)

1057
Bringing in the Army vehicles.

I think they want this to be over before nightfall.



Of course I do!!! I've got a really big show tonight, a really big show!!!!

Posted by: Teh Commander in Chief at February 12, 2013 06:27 PM (Ag5D2)

1058 1058 Marcus,

yeah then the cabin owners need to steam clean the Andrea hair though...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:27 PM (LRFds)

1059 995 Yeah, but for a century and a half they just sent some copies to the Capitol and let the 'critters read it at their leisure, instead of forcing them into a prime-time joint session.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (/kI1Q)


It is high time that all Presidents end the ridiculous SOTU "Special Guest(s) Sweepstakes". Just sayin'...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 12, 2013 06:27 PM (Jcd0S)

1060 And fuck the SOTU- the conclusion of the Westminster Dog Show is toinight - 3 hrs of super doggehs

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 06:28 PM (8sCoq)

1061 They have about 2 1/2 hours of daylight left.... and temps dropping to around 17 degrees tonight... if they don't act soon, it may be a long night for all involved. And they way the SOCAL cops handle things, Dorner may use the night to try and escape, especially if he has NVG's and cold weather gear


***

Hell, if the guy has scuba gear, he can swim out of there!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 06:28 PM (piMMO)

1062 KFI:

supposedly a 911 call from a woman saying dude had a silenced gun, and tied up another woman (ahem) and a house keeper. ( if you havent seen the home, it seemed quite large )

reports he has smoke grenades, and they drove him back into the cabin...

media is a mile away from the cabin.

Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 06:28 PM (OqeDl)

1063 Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:25 PM (LRFds)


And I am trying to tell you that he would be released. As I said...I know where this is headed.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:28 PM (rLMKB)

1064 Battle of hastings

Posted by: imp at February 12, 2013 06:29 PM (UaxA0)

1065 hahaha....IF YOU ARE LISTENING TO MY VOICE STOP TWEETING RIGHT NOW!

omg fucking stupid media.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:29 PM (+OTLF)

1066 forgot the sarc tag

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 06:29 PM (piMMO)

1067 shit they lost a deputy...

asshole....

I want him convicted to make Cali use the death penalty...I want cops reminded that the donks blow Mumia.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)

1068 ChP live feed here: http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?action=wp&feedId=8710

let it buffer for a minute

Posted by: Skree at February 12, 2013 06:29 PM (kG6Qj)

1069 1066 Battle of hastings

Well-played.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2013 06:29 PM (pvC32)

1070 1000 I've got a crazy on twitter telling me that Doner's manifesto was "cogent."

Tell them it didn't mention trigonometry at all...
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 06:16 PM (/kI1Q)


That's just going off on a tangent.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2013 06:30 PM (NEIxp)

1071 Live stream killed. THey got the kill order from Obama...take him down my speech is coming up.

Bye Bye Dorner...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:30 PM (+OTLF)

1072 can rones and Condors co-exist peacfully?
Carney barker spinning like a top on good policy good policy is ban guns and tax the rich Carney barker .

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 06:30 PM (z3xrj)

1073 drones

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 06:30 PM (z3xrj)

1074 When I was driving home from work today, I heard Monday's medal of honor awardee, Clint Romesha, turned down Moochelle's invitation to sitin herboxwih herat the STFU speech tonight. I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard. You know that she will be just as pissed as thin skinned Barry if Chris Dorner coverage reduces her tv time. She's got her new hairdo and some fancy, ugly sleeveless thing she wants to show off.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:30 PM (Ag5D2)

1075 Why was the TV channel asking people to stop tweeting? I had to walk the dog...did I miss something?

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 06:30 PM (X6akg)

1076 1065 I be that chick,

I agree. I think the donk voters will give him a pass. I want to KNOW though.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:30 PM (LRFds)

1077 I want him convicted to make Cali use the death penalty...I want cops reminded that the donks blow Mumia.....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)


Like the cops care about that. And he will sit on death row for at least 20 years at taxpayers' expense. Sigh...

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:31 PM (rLMKB)

1078 1074 Jeremiah GDABOW,

heh....if only then again.....

why not?


//.50 Kerry

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:31 PM (LRFds)

1079 What is this insane rush to preliminary hearings for the suspect?
Is there some other pressing deadline US were not told of?

Posted by: MoJoTee at February 12, 2013 06:31 PM (e1kfW)

1080 She's got her new hairdo and some fancy, ugly sleeveless thing she wants to show off.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:30 PM (Ag5D2)

Thats not a wig. THats her real hair.Aftger she gets her back and bush waxed, they take that hair and make extensions for her. Techinically since its her real hair its not a wig.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:32 PM (+OTLF)

1081 1068 Amen brother! There aren't any civilians in the military-industrial-cop complex.

Posted by: Reasonable Ron Paul at February 12, 2013 06:32 PM (60GaT)

1082 1007 centvrio toiletvs hobvs bovlderi at February 12, 2013 06:17 PM (QTHTd)

"What's this then? "Senatrixes"? It's senatrices, with a c, for the plural.

Ave, Centvrio

Praesent in X post C, propius ad sinistram spellchecker et debilem.

Ave Caesar!

Posted by: Arbalest at February 12, 2013 06:32 PM (xW2Nj)

1083 1077 runningrn,

yup...they wanted to get the rub off a real hero....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:32 PM (LRFds)

1084 God bless that deputy and his family. CA will never use the death penalty on him. Let him die in the woods

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:32 PM (Dnbau)

1085 How ironic would that be if our Peace Prize winning Prezident ordered the dronestrike to kill a blacker man of color! Wow!

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:33 PM (Ag5D2)

1086 And I am trying to tell you that he would be released. As I said...I know where this is headed.

Change of venue do to all the publicity.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 12, 2013 06:33 PM (L7hol)

1087 He killed one of the deputies shot today. This POS needs to go down.

Posted by: Marcus at February 12, 2013 06:33 PM (pUF+/)

1088 LA news telling viewers to stop tweeting about it as its interfering with the police operations. WTF?

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 06:33 PM (A7Wh1)

1089 Posted by: buckbradley at February 12, 2013 06:31 PM (PDRXW)

don't be a jerk

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 06:33 PM (QTHTd)

1090 People keep saying the scanner feed is cut - I'm listening to it now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2013 06:34 PM (bxiXv)

1091 no way he walks out of this alive.

THey are going to take him down to ensure the lapd doesnt have a messy investigation and to ensure that he doesnt get a chance to spew his left wing hate in a barbra walters interview from behind bards and damage the REPUBLICANS ARE TEH CRAZY ONES meme.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:34 PM (+OTLF)

1092 Tami, the tweets are hindering the investigation but apparently the non-stop live TV coverage isn't.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 06:34 PM (6zgse)

1093
Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 06:15 PM (OqeDl)
So now they'll shoot up police cars?!"!


Or trains, planes or automobiles...

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:34 PM (Ag5D2)

1094 Yeah, Jones in CO, I'd much rather look at the doggehs too. BTW, I don't know why people call ugly women dogs. I watched Westminister last night and they were lovely puppehs. I didn't see any that looked like Michelle.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 12, 2013 06:34 PM (BStAJ)

1095 Pulled the live feeds. I'm thinking they are gonna storm the joint and blow him away any second now.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at February 12, 2013 06:34 PM (3Aixx)

1096 1096
Tami, the tweets are hindering the investigation but apparently the non-stop live TV coverage isn't.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 06:34 PM (6zgse)


How are tweets hindering the investigation?

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 06:35 PM (X6akg)

1097 Don't worry about the tweeting. The next time they'll just flip the switch and turn them off.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 06:35 PM (A7Wh1)

1098 Dorner needs to Call into the Piers Morgan show tonight

We need some crazy entertainment.

Just think, Piers Morgan Prempts the State of the Banana Republic Address of El Presidente Hugo CheBama

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:35 PM (+OTLF)

1099 Live feed still on. Took me a couple of tries, but it's still there.

Are we even sure the MSNBC/CNN PiersMorganFanBoi murderer even still there?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 06:36 PM (6zgse)

1100
Pulled the live feeds. I'm thinking they are gonna storm the joint and blow him away any second now.


Yup, they just don't want to be accused of excessive force, so they can't afford for anyone to see it.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:36 PM (Ag5D2)

1101 Can't they just get SSGT Romesha to deal with this? It would be cheaper and quicker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 06:36 PM (GsoHv)

1102 How are tweets hindering the investigation?

Overloading the same tubes the police scanners use?

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2013 06:36 PM (8/DeP)

1103 If Dorner is follwing twitter...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 06:36 PM (uhftQ)

1104 Posted by: buckbradley at February 12, 2013 06:35 PM (PDRXW)

Perhaps the DU or DK would be more your speed.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 12, 2013 06:37 PM (pAlYe)

1105 At least he goes out in a blaze of bullets. I just hope a cop shoots him, rather than a suicide.

Posted by: Dead as a Dorner at February 12, 2013 06:37 PM (3Aixx)

1106 1106 CBD,

the problem with that is Sarge Romesha is such a man he'd impregnate every woman within 900 miles

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:37 PM (LRFds)

1107 If he did kill one of the deputies, he's screwed... they will kill him. He's basically put all of SOCAL LE on a military footing for over a week, and they are probably pissed off to no end.

I wonder if my sis is involved in hunting his ass down - she's a cop in the LA area. Use to tell me that she loved to hassle the hookers...

Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 12, 2013 06:37 PM (Jls4P)

1108 Sorry about the dogs crack, I was being catty.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 12, 2013 06:38 PM (BStAJ)

1109 My real name is Tracy Gallagher, but I changed it to Trace because it sounds bad ass.

Posted by: Tracy "Trace" Gallagher, Fox News Reporter at February 12, 2013 06:38 PM (BuSM8)

1110 Buck, ESAD

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 06:38 PM (uhftQ)

1111 Tami, they didn't say. It's funny because the infobabe that made the announcement to stop tweeting did it with no sense of irony.

"Stop tweeting information to prove ... as a hindrance to what they are trying to do." So said the infobabe just now.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 06:38 PM (6zgse)

1112 1103
If Dorner is follwing twitter...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 06:36 PM (uhftQ)


LOL! As opposed to just turning the tv on?

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2013 06:38 PM (X6akg)

1113 THE GUY KILLED A DEPUTY TODAY, he has been shooting at them. What is "excessive force" to you? You sound like a prog

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:38 PM (Dnbau)

1114 1107 Mjolnir,

I hope she makes it.

Basically my anger is that too many act like LE gets to do what they want....

but a soldier taking a leak on a koran is a bridge too far....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:39 PM (LRFds)

1115 Techinically since its her real hair its not a wig.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 12, 2013 06:32 PM (+OTLF)

If it can be snatched off her head, it's a merkin all right.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 12, 2013 06:39 PM (6H6o8)

1116 "Policeman/woman" doesn't automatically mean totalitarian, dude. Way to paint a wide brush.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 06:40 PM (6zgse)

1117 Is there a Pulitzer Prize for Best Manifesto award? Because this guy should totally win it if there is.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 12, 2013 06:40 PM (BuSM8)

1118 THey are going to take him down to ensure the lapd doesnt have a messy
investigation and to ensure that he doesnt get a chance to spew his left
wing hate in a barbra walters interview from behind bards and damage
the REPUBLICANS ARE TEH CRAZY ONES meme.
--

Yep, no doubt as we speak Bammy has someone faking up a second manifesto proving Dorner is really a right wing extremist racist tea partying religious nut, who recently donated to the GOP, NRA and Romney. Oh, and he's really white, just very tan from a recent Carribean vacation. And whaddya know, he's a second cousin of Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Mayday at February 12, 2013 06:40 PM (F3s39)

1119 1113 ThunderB,

Cops are held to the same legal standard BY LAW that we are....

I do not get to stalk a home invader as he retreats or is no longer a threat without getting prosecuted.

You want Massad Ayoob's advice on it?

Shooting at a cop is not the mark of Cain......

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:41 PM (LRFds)

1120 sven I got no problem with a soldier leaking on a koran, but I do have a problem pretending Dorner is no different that the men trying to catch him

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:41 PM (Dnbau)

1121 LOL! As opposed to just turning the tv on?
Posted by: Tami
***

Maybe they shut down any cable or satelite feed. Juuuust guessing.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 06:41 PM (uhftQ)

1122 1118 MayDay,

nah they are happy to suppress its shout outs to donkey....


they'll memory hole him quick

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:41 PM (LRFds)

1123 I'm thinking San Berdoo sheriffs are trying to pre-empt the LAPD. After the presser earlier where the public affairs officer was talking about LAPD 'assets' at the airport being 'ready to assist, if asked', SBSO has to be feeling the pressure to end it before LAPD just decides to roll on up the hill.

If LAPD gets on scene, 100% guaranteed someone else is gonna die. Even if LAPD have to jumpstart the firefight by being their trigger-happy selves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2013 06:42 PM (TIIx5)

1124
THE GUY KILLED A DEPUTY TODAY, he has been shooting at them. What is "excessive force" to you? You sound like a prog

Oh, I don't care if they blow this douchebag to Kingdom Come, I am talking about the P.C. police having their sensibilites offended because he didn't get due process. You know how the left always wrings their hands over "excessive force". I think the LAPD is very sensitive to those kinds of accusations (and most of them are bogus). They cannot afford to have any more "bad optics" after all the cluster-effs that have occurred in their pursuit of Dorner. I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:42 PM (Ag5D2)

1125 Now, they're interviewing a guy who says his friend was carjacked or something by Dorner. They originally introduced him as the carjackee, though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 06:43 PM (6zgse)

1126 1120 ThunderB,

he's a scumball....your point?

You tell me what moral argument there can be against vigilantism if the cops get to be their own law?

I don't count the average cop as a scumball, I am out of deference to the political leadership of LE and especially Cali LE....

plum out

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:43 PM (LRFds)

1127 running rn, there are plenty on our side on this thread complaining that if this monster is killed tonight he will have been deprived of due process

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:44 PM (Dnbau)

1128 KFI pushing the stolen poleece car report again...

cops 'have intel' that they think he might be going to Yucaipa...

Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 06:45 PM (OqeDl)

1129 Have to go to choir rehearsal now. Darn it!

Catch y'all later.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 06:45 PM (6zgse)

1130 "A flea on the pet of a friend of one of the highjacking victims says; he done stole ma ride mang."

Posted by: Dead as a Dorner at February 12, 2013 06:45 PM (3Aixx)

1131 sven if the cops kill this guy tonight trying to apprehend him, it isn't vigilantism

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:46 PM (Dnbau)

1132 In situations like this, at this point, isn't your family normally on t.v. trying to talk you into giving yourself up so that no one else gets hurt? Actually, doesn't that usually happen before this point? Where is Dorner's family? Their silence to me says they possibly could be aiding and abetting him.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:46 PM (Ag5D2)

1133 Have they confirm hostages or not? Where's the drone with the thermographic cameras?

This should be a no-brainer, if they can see heat signatures.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2013 06:46 PM (UzPAd)

1134 Oh, I don't care if they blow this douchebag to Kingdom Come, I am talking about the P.C. police having their sensibilites offended because he didn't get due process. You know how the left always wrings their hands over "excessive force". I think the LAPD is very sensitive to those kinds of accusations (and most of them are bogus). They cannot afford to have any more "bad optics" after all the cluster-effs that have occurred in their pursuit of Dorner. I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way.
Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:42 PM (Ag5D2)


A million times this!

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:46 PM (rLMKB)

1135 1127 ThunderB,

ah I got it...you get due process as word of God *unelss* you make LAPD guard its own....

no look he should be taken alive if able...

another deputy died this ain't a game or a joke but if he quits he gets arrested or we need to accept we are in a post Constitutional nation.....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:47 PM (LRFds)

1136
If he is in a cabin, I wouldn't bet that he survives the next 24 hours. Cops have a tendency to light up cop killers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 06:47 PM (p/cQy)

1137 1134 I be that chick,

and I mostly agree....

I want the left to be held to the standards they hold the LE community to when it is "victim of the week"....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:48 PM (LRFds)

1138 new dorner thread.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 06:48 PM (p/cQy)

1139 1128
KFI pushing the stolen poleece car report again...



cops 'have intel' that they think he might be going to Yucaipa...

Wonder why he didn't go down the "back way" and into the high desert (Yucca Valley/29 Palms or out to Victorville. Lots of abandoned homes and places to hide out in and backroads to slip out either to AZ, NV or Mexico

Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 12, 2013 06:49 PM (Jls4P)

1140 I think Pierz Moron should go interview Dorner in a corner. Surely his fan boi would listen to his common sense on gun control. Then at the conclusion of the interview. MOAB baby!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2013 06:49 PM (uVah9)

1141 In situations like this, at this point, isn't your family normally on t.v. trying to talk you into giving yourself up so that no one else gets hurt? Actually, doesn't that usually happen before this point? Where is Dorner's family? Their silence to me says they possibly could be aiding and abetting him.
Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:46 PM (Ag5D2)


My understanding was that his mother and sister were cooperating with the police. I have to wonder if they are supporting him or wanting to have nothing to do with him.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:49 PM (rLMKB)

1142 The way those sherrifs are searching those cars and vans i'm not so sure they are so sure Boehner, I mean Dorner is in that cabin.
Whose critiqueing the STFUOTU Lie Fest Kookspinch Rove and Whorealdo? Fox all star lineup?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 06:49 PM (z3xrj)

1143 "Cops have a tendency to light up cop killers."

Lots of folks like to light up cop killers. They're a gimme.

Posted by: Dead as a Dorner at February 12, 2013 06:49 PM (3Aixx)

1144 1131 ThunderB,

if they kill him when it is not needed yes it is....

I do not get to kill a home intruder "because he scared me" if he is retreating or unable to fire at me....

a witness sees that I go away.....

cops have no magical "I get to kill the guy" superpower if he is unable to hurt anyone he is arrested.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:49 PM (LRFds)

1145
running rn, there are plenty on our side on this thread complaining that if this monster is killed tonight he will have been deprived of due process

I think due process goes out the window the moment you are killing innocent people, shooting and killing cops and are armed and on the run. If it comes down to it, I would rather he die than one more innocent person. That's just my opinion, though. I understand that there are other people who feel differently. It's like if a robber/rapist breaks into a house. If the homeowner is a legal gun owner, I think he/she has every right to protect himself/herself. Too bad, so sad for due process.

Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2013 06:49 PM (Ag5D2)

1146 Cops are held to the same legal standard BY LAW that we are....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:41 PM (LRFds)

What are you smoking?

The law might say that, but the standard is almost never applied uniformly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 06:49 PM (GsoHv)

1147 1143 dead as a dorner,

yeah and I'd like to light up rapists, people who cut in line, and the Cornish.....

if it is justified vaporize him....if he quits he goes to jail and then trial IMHO.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)

1148 Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:48 PM (LRFds)


I have only one expectation of the left and that is for them to continue on the destructive path they have started, mixed with hypocrisy and mendacity.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 12, 2013 06:51 PM (rLMKB)

1149 He had a shootout with Fish and Game?
Is that like Shoots and Ladders vs Angry Birds?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 12, 2013 06:51 PM (z3xrj)

1150 running rn you and I are on the same page

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 06:52 PM (Dnbau)

1151 1146 CBD,

Yes I know they break that law a bunch.....and they have counted on public support of which I gave too often to get that spare power.

No more.....they want me totally disarmed on top of my having less access to self-defense than they grant themselves it is done.

This month fixed that.

Cops who want us disarmed get no deference. LAPD wants to lie down with donks they cna be held to the standards of law.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:53 PM (LRFds)

1152 Fox is reporting he has taken three bears hostage: a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. Porridge has been eaten, a tiny chair destroyed.

Posted by: zsasz at February 12, 2013 06:54 PM (MMC8r)

1153 1148 I be that chick,

Yup....and I am not going to be one hand clapping for sanity anymore.

The cops want to side with the donks they can run with the donks.

I back good departments, and I back the cops I know.....now the media is crying over the cops....the same cops they ratfuck a lot....

how much of the media his the Piers Morgan Killers' guiding lights in the leftist media?

The media are the ones who corner the cops and punish them so hard for "excessive force" where nobody dies....

"no"....

own it democrats.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:55 PM (LRFds)

1154 If there are no hostages involved, then they should clear the house with a Quad .50 from outside.

Ya don't play nice when someone shoots at you.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 12, 2013 06:56 PM (wYVte)

1155 zsasz- lol.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 06:56 PM (QTHTd)

1156 1145 Runninggrn,


I am not saying he "be kept alive" at the risk for innocents....

he killed another deputy in all likelihood....

he should die, preferring if possible he be killed after a court trail under rule of law does not mean I want him to get a pass.

It means I want the rule of law to prevail not the right of might.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:57 PM (LRFds)

1157 1154 Kristophr,

yeah...hey you know who doesn't get to play that game?

The United States Army we don't get to play 'risk ANY collateral damage" over in the dirt and we sure as hell don't get to "shoot at random cars to pray you get the bad guy"....

this is precisely why I say that no matter how justified ANY action against "the law" is here the Rules of Engagement will be more loose than we use against Al Qaeda.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)

1158 He's an ex-cop and a cop killer, not a good combination in prison.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 12, 2013 07:01 PM (PmrS7)

1159 Svenn10077: That is what happens when the majority elects a poltroon and a coward to the highest office.

I would suggest treating the rock-box like Vietnam, and just making a point of never taking a risk. If someone asks you to shoot, point out that the ROI forbids you to do so, and let AQ rape everyone.

Fuck Obama. Let Afghanistan burn.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 12, 2013 07:03 PM (wYVte)

1160 1158 SFGoth,

but probably a deeply entertaining one....for somebody.

He's not going to prison, he is gonna get killed.

He should be killed, he murdered a woman not responsible for his "plight" at all.

That said if he puts up the hands he should live.

If he is a lone subject why not use napalm then if 'shoot at a cop he dies"?


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 07:03 PM (LRFds)

1161 yeah and I'd like to light up rapists, people who cut in line, and the Cornish.....

if it is justified vaporize him....if he quits he goes to jail and then trial IMHO.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)


It's pretty simple, as I see it. If he walks out of the cabin unarmed, hands in the air, and they shoot him down, it's murder. If he walks out armed, guns blazing, and they shoot him down, it's justifiable homicide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2013 07:06 PM (673KB)

1162 1159 Kristophr,

on several levels...

the silent fans at Kos and DU and LGF for the asshole don't get the insanity of their bullshit....

they cheer for him because "fuck da police" but the cops they are using Dorner as avatar to rage against is a political ally....

it is like they can't wrap their heads around what Bill Clinton grapsed on inauguration "those are OUR planes..." when a hippy was bothered by the USAF fly by...

Hey Democrats it is LA in California those are YOUR cops.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 07:06 PM (LRFds)

1163 1161 Alberta Oil Peon,

exactly....

this is all about "justified" and "I am angry" is not.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 07:07 PM (LRFds)

1164 1001 Probably a bad time to be an indoor weed grower in Big Bear, with cops doing door to door searches.

Lol true, esp with all that infrared gear in the air.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2013 07:09 PM (5lVZz)

1165 Yup. What they don't really get is that if they let AQQ have a free hand, it will be metropolises full of libtards that get nuked. Sucks to be a conservative living there.

Once AQ makes the Red Stayes the majority, then we would implement John Ringo's Option Zero.


Posted by: Kristophr at February 12, 2013 07:13 PM (wYVte)

1166 I hope this collectivist scum Dorner gets killed in the end. Can't handel the TV court.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 07:13 PM (lVrhB)

1167 Jebus, I'm not the only one with typo issues today.

Handel?

Posted by: Kristophr at February 12, 2013 07:14 PM (wYVte)

1168 CBS REPORT:

CABIN ON FIRE

Posted by: Gandalf at February 12, 2013 07:19 PM (OqeDl)

1169 Somebody say Anderson Cooper sharted semen?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 12, 2013 07:20 PM (ZOf1l)

1170 Why don't the police just drop their weapons like Sen. Maam Boxer and Sen. F.U. Feinsten has requested?

I mean according to them this would make Dorner surrender!!

Posted by: Raquel at February 12, 2013 07:21 PM (eTqV5)

1171 This whole clusterf*ck reminds me of this movie:

http://tinyurl.com/2649tdr

Except Charles Bronson was innocent in the movie.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 12, 2013 07:26 PM (Qxe/p)

1172 1171 jwb7605,

The Mad trapper was not quite the nice guy Chuck is in the flick....

but it was a good one.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 07:28 PM (LRFds)

1173 Christ a possibility he stole horse?!?!

Posted by: Long Island at February 12, 2013 07:28 PM (hl8SI)

1174
Sorry about my spelling, I hope I didn't offend you.

Shep looks like a frog. No?

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 12, 2013 07:29 PM (lVrhB)

1175 296 phone reporter talking on KCBS says large cloud of white smoke seen

New pope?

wait, I might be on the wrong thread.....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2013 08:02 PM (5lVZz)

1176 Perhaps the cops were pumping their fists to signify "double-time" as in, "hurry the hell up, he is shooting at us!"

Posted by: Opinionator at February 12, 2013 09:53 PM (H14Av)






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