Suzi (Who?) Parker: Look at All This True Information I Can Find on the Interent!

The Washington Post has a blog for liberal women called She the People (and not, note, She the Rocket Scientist).

This is what's produced there.

Here's a Fun Riff, Maybe: Do you have any Scoopz for Suzi (TM)?

Don't Get The Vaporz: More dumb.

What the do is tendentiously link every leftist thing they say to rape and when you object to their Idiot Agenda they immediately scream WHY DO YOU LOVE RAPE?

Posted by: Ace at 12:38 PM



Comments

1 Heh

Posted by: teej at February 12, 2013 12:40 PM (wIEXv)

2
Is this the same idiot who thinks asteroids are caused by global warming?

Posted by: Fresh at February 12, 2013 12:41 PM (O7ksG)

3 What, you thought I was going to click on that?
You funny guy.

Posted by: teej at February 12, 2013 12:41 PM (wIEXv)

4 Stupid bint is stupid.

Posted by: EC at February 12, 2013 12:41 PM (GQ8sn)

5 "The Suzi Parker Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when brain damage and mental illness meet in a journalism jobs program for the disadvantaged."

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2013 12:42 PM (k4bdL)

6 Suzi Parker used to work the donkey show in TJ.


Oh, wait sorry, that was incorrect.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 12, 2013 12:42 PM (QM5S2)

7 Just incredible.

And instead of walking it back or issuing a correction, they forge ahead, reusing to put down the shovel.

Posted by: NBC wankers at February 12, 2013 12:43 PM (piMMO)

8 Dang, that is an OLD sock.

Thought I had shaken it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 12:43 PM (piMMO)

9 uh, refusing

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 12:44 PM (piMMO)

10 The sad thing is that probably most of the people who bought into the incorrect story would go on believing it regardless of the corrections.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 12, 2013 12:44 PM (bLKor)

11 What does it matter?

Posted by: RWC at February 12, 2013 12:44 PM (fWAjv)

12 I'm no longer believing that the MFM keeps "falling for" these satire pieces.

These "satire" pieces are just more Commie propaganda. They are being put up deliberately so the MFM can pretend to be fooled. Meanwhile, the damage to the target is done. No one reads retractions, in the rare cases when there are retractions.

Notice how the MFM only "falls for" satire pieces that harm Republicans.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 12, 2013 12:44 PM (7ObY1)

13 Maybe Obama is on to something: far too many people still have jobs.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 12:44 PM (FcR7P)

14 Seems Suzi "reports" as accurately as she can spell.

Ten to one she dots the "i" in her name with a little heart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 12:44 PM (zF6Iw)

15 Very close to Shepeeple!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 12, 2013 12:45 PM (Cnqmv)

16 yeah, there's Porn on the internet, too. Learned that on Seinfeld, I did.


but I thought that only White men were clueless

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 12, 2013 12:46 PM (Dll6b)

17 There is one and only one Suzy Parker, and she was a hot redhead.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662646/?ref_=sr_1

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2013 12:46 PM (XkWWK)

18 I'm starting to attribute much of this from the liberal MSM not so much to malice as just down right stupidity.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 12:46 PM (9Bj8R)

19 "The Suzi Parker Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when meth addiction and schizophrenia need meet in the back seat of Howard Kurtz's Prius."

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2013 12:47 PM (k4bdL)

20 If the Daily Currant is a third-rate satire site, I’m probably off at fourth or fifth. But it’s amazing what people believe.

Really, you think a story that uses a classroom scene from Village of the Damned and labels it The Barack Obama School for Cuckoos is a real story?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2013 12:47 PM (QF8uk)

21 Shouldn't the blog be named "She the Vagina" in order to properly denote the vagina-holding status of the target audience? Maybe they could make the 'i' in vagina out of a vagina icon or something. Just throwing things out there.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 12, 2013 12:47 PM (7xeJQ)

22 Great SMOD above, these people are deranged when it comes to Palin. They can't see past their own hate and will believe anything.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2013 12:47 PM (p/cQy)

23 'when nothing is false, everything is true.'

Posted by: Martin Bormann, still kicking the jams in Paraguay at February 12, 2013 12:47 PM (Dll6b)

24
Take a bow, Suzi! And a 500mg of Xanax.

That would be a career-ender.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 12, 2013 12:48 PM (tOkJB)

25 Suzi Parker's next scoop; Zombies are here! Global Warming!

http://tinyurl.com/c83rx27

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 12:48 PM (mCvL4)

26 *seethes*

I have the same problem with "She the People" as I have with Slate's stupid "XX Factor."

1) What the fuck makes women think we care about their take on things? Seriously? I'm a woman and I don't care about women's opinions on things; anymore than I care about men's opinions on things. If you're a person with a pulse and a decent head on your shoulders I'll listen to you. If you're an idiot I won't listen to you, and will instead openly mock, deride and tease you until you run weeping onto the foggy moors and disappear.

And

2) Most of what these idiot women write is so utterly devoid of any purpose, depth or practical application that it makes me want to write long, fiery screeds in the comment sections detailing exactly why the author should give up writing, throw away their word processing program, walk outside and allow themselves to be mowed down by a city bus (or, barring the presence of a city bus, some other large vehicle and/or stampeding animal).

I hate these people. I hate them almost as much as I hate the Preezy and his merry band of crooks.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 12:48 PM (4df7R)

27 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 12:49 PM (8y9MW)

28 The media is the enemy of freedom....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 12:49 PM (LRFds)

29 Suzi isn't bad looking, I have to believe that someone that stupid with a good news gig fucked her way into it

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 12:49 PM (mCvL4)

30
Palin, please sue.

Posted by: Fresh at February 12, 2013 12:49 PM (O7ksG)

31 Brad Thor tweet: Palin sends 1000’s of guns to Mexico. Suddenly has “no idea” what happened to them. #suziparkerscoops

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2013 12:50 PM (QF8uk)

32 She's also from Arkansas....which explains a lot actually...


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 12:50 PM (LRFds)

33 .5 milligrams, perhaps??


I have some knowledge of pharmaceuticals, you know

Posted by: Dr. Mengele, also in Paraguay at February 12, 2013 12:50 PM (Dll6b)

34 Hey, wanna meet my new boyfriend? He's a French model!

Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 12:51 PM (mCvL4)

35 Me the People

meeeeeeee

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 12:51 PM (60GaT)

36 Sheila Jackson Lee, Three Other Congressional Black Caucus Reps Already In Their Seats For State Of The Union…

Do they have special piss seat holders when they have to wiz?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 12:51 PM (9Bj8R)

37 29 KBDaBear,

well Gauge is from Arkansas....

she could have wound up at Al Wa-Po instead of her other career...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 12:51 PM (LRFds)

38 "The Suzi Parker Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when dipsomania and ADD meet in a Capitol Hill alleyway."

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2013 12:51 PM (k4bdL)

39
Sheila Jackson Lee, Three Other Congressional Black Caucus Reps Already In Their Seats For State Of The Union…


Is TFG personally giving away autographed iPhones?

Posted by: EC at February 12, 2013 12:52 PM (GQ8sn)

40
Ummm...Bondjarr

Posted by: French Male Model at February 12, 2013 12:52 PM (p/cQy)

41 #SuziParkerScoops - New shock claim - breasts cause earthquakes!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 12:52 PM (4df7R)

42 Steel doesn't burn, and that's no parody!

Posted by: Rosie at February 12, 2013 12:52 PM (wR+pz)

43 26

if you are a woman who doesn't share the infallible wisdom of XX factor on matters relating to reproductive rights and the patriarchy you are hereby excommunicated from the Sisterhood

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 12:53 PM (60GaT)

44 just down right stupidity.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 12:46 PM (9Bj8R)

And yet they keep winning elections.

What does that say about us?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 12:53 PM (GsoHv)

45 Suzy Parker: Intrepid grrrrl reporter and girlfried of Printer Man.

Posted by: Invictus at February 12, 2013 12:53 PM (OQpzc)

46 Hey, wanna meet my new boyfriend? He's a French model!
Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 12:51 PM (mCvL4)


I love that ad.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 12:53 PM (4df7R)

47 THE LOST TRIBE: JEWISH DEMOCRATS BACK HAGEL


breitbart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 12:54 PM (9Bj8R)

48 Layers man. Fucking layers upon layers.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 12:54 PM (BH8oG)

49 "The Suzi Parker Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when desperate needs meet on Katharine Weymouth's office couch."

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2013 12:54 PM (k4bdL)

50 just down right stupidity.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 12:46 PM (9Bj8R)

And yet they keep winning elections.

What does that say about us?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2013 12:53 PM (GsoHv)


it says, please pass that bottle over here PDQ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2013 12:54 PM (9Bj8R)

51 34 Hey, wanna meet my new boyfriend? He's a French model!

Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 12:51 PM (mCvL4)



http://tinyurl.com/bh3vf86

Should be SFW.

Posted by: RWC at February 12, 2013 12:55 PM (fWAjv)

52 Huh.

The progg line is that Islam is beautiful and peaceful and contributes marvelous things to our society while Christianity is evil and violent and hatey and its practitioners will destroy everyone who doesn't fall into line...and she just blew right by that and painted Islam with the slurs that are supposed to be reserved for Christians.

But will she fatwa'd by proggs? Or is that reserved for people who aren't in their clique?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 12:55 PM (/kI1Q)

53 Bonjour

Posted by: Mekan at February 12, 2013 12:55 PM (hm8tW)

54 if you are a woman who doesn't share the infallible wisdom of XX factor on matters relating to reproductive rights and the patriarchy you are hereby excommunicated from the Sisterhood
Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 12:53 PM (60GaT)


I excommunicated myself long ago when I refused to look at all men like fat idiots and all women as gorgeous goddesses. *rolling eyes*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 12:55 PM (4df7R)

55 Yes they are stupid and gullible, but they make up for it with obsessive hatred and rank dishonesty come election time. That is how they win and we lose.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 12:56 PM (uhftQ)

56 Sharyl Attkisson @SharylAttkisson

CBS: Sen.s Graham, McCain, Atyoutte send Benghazi letter to Pres.Obama asking 1 question:

Sharyl Attkisson @SharylAttkisson

“During the eight hours the U.S. mission was under attack, did you personally speak with any officials in the Libyan government to request..
4:13 PM - 12 Feb 13

Sharyl Attkisson @SharylAttkisson

... “ ...assistance for our American personnel?"

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at February 12, 2013 12:56 PM (r2PLg)

57 Let's face it - the Enquirer is a more credible news outlet than the WaPo.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 12:56 PM (BH8oG)

58 PWNED !!

Posted by: Gordon Gekko at February 12, 2013 12:56 PM (e8kgV)

59
Suzi, The Onion is a credible source of news.

But you knew that already.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 12:56 PM (+z4pE)

60 If she starts doubling down, I'll know she's after my gig.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at February 12, 2013 12:56 PM (FcR7P)

61 Why would they need to be in their seats already? Don't they have like assigned seats? I didn't think congress was festival seating...

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 12, 2013 12:57 PM (RZ8pf)

62
Suzi Parker must be her nome de plume.

Otherwise her spider sense would have tingled as she wrote the story, telling her something wasn't above board.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 12, 2013 12:57 PM (tOkJB)

63 In some cultures, all they eat is retarded journalists.

Posted by: Truman North at February 12, 2013 12:58 PM (I2LwF)

64 Don't bother to check; just run with it

Posted by: Truman North at February 12, 2013 12:58 PM (I2LwF)

65 Spinning and bias required too much actual field work so they just started making shit up. That way you never have to leave the office.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 12:59 PM (BH8oG)

66 Now London Boys, that's funny.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 12, 2013 01:00 PM (QupBk)

67 Heh, a little interthreaduality.

"#SuziParker, Journalist= #FunnierThanSNL"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:00 PM (4df7R)

68 She's not even as smart as a flying squid.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 01:00 PM (uhftQ)

69 1 billion women will be eaten or raped in their lifetime?


Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 01:00 PM (LRFds)

70
The main difference between Sex In The City and Girls is SintheC is about women who are 30-40-something, whereas Girls is about girls 20-25.


Posted by: soothsayer at February 12, 2013 01:00 PM (9Q7Nu)

71 I don't think it's a terrible idea for Palin, tbo.

Maybe the Islamic world needs some Sarahcuda.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 01:00 PM (xAtAj)

72 Why would they need to be in their seats already? Don't they have like
assigned seats? I didn't think congress was festival seating...


You gota get there early to get a seat near the aisle, so that you can touch the hem of the one's garment ... to be cured of the VD.

Posted by: Paladin at February 12, 2013 01:00 PM (bxc5w)

73 Sheila Jackson Lee, Three Other Congressional Black Caucus Reps Already In Their Seats For State Of The Union…

Well, sure. It's not like they have actual jobs to go to, you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:01 PM (zF6Iw)

74 Spinning and bias required too much actual field work so they just started making shit up. That way you never have to leave the office.

If Stephen Glass were caught today, he’d be scooped up by the Post or the Times.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2013 01:01 PM (QF8uk)

75 "I'm a woman and I don't care about women's opinions on things" - MWR
THIS
Feminist constantly make me embarassed to be a woman. We don't need a special womyn's section of the Post or Slate, thanks.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2013 01:01 PM (amaU1)

76 "Too good to check"


I can't believe we're losing to these idiots

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 12, 2013 01:02 PM (8sCoq)

77 Does this mean that Jon Stewart will invite her on his show to tell us how smart she is?

Posted by: Shoot Me at February 12, 2013 01:03 PM (qiXMt)

78 It took 40 comments before someone said Bonjour. Low hanging fruit needs to be picked off earlier people.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 01:03 PM (m2CN7)

79
Suzy, Sweetums.


If by "Sarah Palin" you mean "Al Gore". And by getting "her message out" you meant "bundles and bundles and bundles of cash from evil oil profits"..... yer fuckin spot on.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2013 01:03 PM (nELVU)

80 Boy it's hard to parody. "Thought Sarah Palin was going to contribute to Al Jazeera"

Because parody's are all about extremes, pushing the caricature to 11. In this case, willingness to believe *anything* that matches preconceived notions about the opposition.

It's what's good about pushing the extreme to 11 when the reality starts at 12.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 12, 2013 01:04 PM (0q2P7)

81 My favorite at Twitchy: "Sarah Palin to replace Tina Fey in 'Mean Girls: The Sequel.'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 01:04 PM (UOM48)

82 http://tinyurl.com/b6fuk8y

ABC News on Maj Hasan...the mass shooter Ogabe never seems to talk about....



"Betrayed is a good word," former Sgt. Munley told ABC News in a tearful
interview to be broadcast tonight on "World News with Diane Sawyer" and
"Nightline."


"Not to the least little bit have the victims been taken care of," she said. "In fact they've been neglected."


Say a prayer for the people Maj Hasan 'work place violenced" for 'no apparent reason"




Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 01:04 PM (LRFds)

83 Suzi News -

Ann Coulter finally admits to once being a woman who had a sex change to become a man and then a sex change back to being a woman.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 01:05 PM (m2CN7)

84 Did Suzy Parker get her job because she's related to Peter Parker? I read it on Wikipedia so it MUST be true!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 01:05 PM (mCvL4)

85 Sarah Palin on Bat Boy: Our love can't be wrong!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 12, 2013 01:05 PM (QupBk)

86 I can't believe we're losing to these idiots
Posted by: Jones in CO
***

Like I said, they make up for their lack of intelligence with flaming dishonesty and unrelenting hatred.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 01:05 PM (uhftQ)

87 Keep laughing at me, wingnutz.

Andrew Sullivan just tweeted me a hot scoop about Palin not being Trigg's mom. Off to the word processor...we'll see who's laughing now!

Posted by: SuzieParker at February 12, 2013 01:05 PM (7ObY1)

88 Sheila Jackson Lee, Three Other Congressional Black Caucus Reps Already In Their Seats For State Of The Union…

In some way, that is the state of the Union.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2013 01:05 PM (FcR7P)

89 72 Paladin,

they also have their rain coats so when Ogabe goes Gallagher they're ready....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 01:06 PM (LRFds)

90 Sarah Palin lives in their heads. If you listen closely enough, the enemy will always tell you what they fear the most.

Competent women who don't need a sugar daddy send them off the deep end.

Posted by: Invictus at February 12, 2013 01:06 PM (OQpzc)

91 O/T I'm still picking my jaw up off the floor. Diane Sawyer doing a special on Ft. Hood victims tonight, and how they feel betrayed by Dear Leader.

http://tinyurl.com/b6fuk8y

Gobsmacked, I am.

Now back to mocking this Suzi twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 01:06 PM (UOM48)

92 In Suzie news, entire Republican party found to have secret KKK memberships.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 12, 2013 01:07 PM (0q2P7)

93 Suzi Parker - "If it's on the Internet, it has to be true"

Fucking dumb twat....

Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 12, 2013 01:07 PM (Jls4P)

94 Suzi News -

Mitt Romney will leave Mormon faith in order to appeal to more voters as he decides whether to run in 2016.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 01:07 PM (m2CN7)

95
After adjustment for energy intake, high-nutritional-quality diets
had significantly higher GHGEs [Green House Gas Emissions] (+9% and
+22% for men and women, respectively) than did low-nutritional-quality
diets.


Eat "junk food," save the planet.

Posted by: Jack Kerouac at February 12, 2013 01:07 PM (e8kgV)

96 We should send her all kinds of new stories and sign them as famous liberal assholes.

Story 1: Ronald Reagan just signed on to do commentary with MSNBC


Story 2: Jim Dement has left to edit American Prospect magazine


Story 3: William F. Buckley has recanted all his conservative veiws and now agrees politically with Obama.

Posted by: Vic at February 12, 2013 01:07 PM (53z96)

97 "Betrayed is a good word," former Sgt. Munley told ABC News in a tearful interview to be broadcast tonight on "World News with Diane Sawyer" and "Nightline."

Has anyone else noticed how often the term "betrayed" is used when inidividual people talk about their experiences with Obammy? Because I have and it's a lot.

My sympathy for these individuals wars with my eye-rolling that they were foolish to believe there would be any other outcome. God bless Sgt Munley for her bravery, but she shouldn't have expected anything from the asshole Preezy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:07 PM (4df7R)

98 *seethes*

I have the same problem with "She the People" as I have with Slate's stupid "XX Factor."



I was once asked to write a column for my college paper giving a woman's perspective on things. I was told to write about things that interested me. I said sure, I'm all over that. So my first column was about the wonder that was the start of the college basketball season, the idiocy of the prevent defense in the NFL, musings on the relative efficacy of a handgun vs. a shotgun for home defense* and a paen to Taco Bell.

Needless to say, the editors were horrified and I calmly blinked at them and said but hey that's the stuff that interests me. The professor who provided faculty oversight (and who knew me fairly well) began rolling his eyes so hard they nearly came out of his head and did a polite version of I told you so to the editors. Needless to say, it didn't run and my invitation to write the column was revoked. It's an utter mystery as to why.


*Since this is what all y'all will care about, I came down on the shotgun side.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:08 PM (VtjlW)

99 What lame-brained twit spells Susie as "Suzi?"

How precious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 01:08 PM (UOM48)

100
77 Does this mean that Jon Stewart will invite her on his show to tell us how smart she is?

Posted by: Shoot Me at February 12, 2013 01:03 PM (qiXMt)


Which reminds me -- I've got a great story about Rod Stewart that maybe Suzy could run with.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 12, 2013 01:09 PM (tOkJB)

101 Suzi News-

Suspected ex-LAPD cop killer was offered to host SNL but turned it down as it would ruin his reputation.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 01:10 PM (m2CN7)

102 Sharyl Attkisson @SharylAttkisson

CBS: Sen.s Graham, McCain, Atyoutte send Benghazi letter to Pres.Obama asking 1 question:

Sharyl Attkisson @SharylAttkisson

“During the eight hours the U.S. mission was under attack, did you personally speak with any officials in the Libyan government to request..
4:13 PM - 12 Feb 13

Sharyl Attkisson @SharylAttkisson

... “ ...assistance for our American personnel?"


***

I don't think Graham is going to fold to McCain's demand for a straight vote this time. Neither will Aytote.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 12, 2013 01:10 PM (piMMO)

103 It's an utter mystery as to why.


It's because you they weren't musings on the efficacy of a pink handgun vs a Hello Kitty shotgun.

See? Those would have been "girly."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 01:10 PM (8y9MW)

104 Like I said, they make up for their lack of intelligence with flaming dishonesty and unrelenting hatred.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 01:05 PM (uhftQ)

The average citizen is good for nothing but turning good food into shit. -- Shit Jeffersson said. Vol 3.

Posted by: Invictus at February 12, 2013 01:10 PM (OQpzc)

105 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:08 PM (VtjlW)

The Prevent Defense is always the wise move.

Posted by: Bronco Defensive Coordinator at February 12, 2013 01:10 PM (Qxe/p)

106 97 MWR,

I think the police woman who aided Mr Hasan's need for a colostomy bag fell prey to our deference to the office...

Ogabe likely promised 'we'll get them taken care of" and offered to have her sit by Lt. Worf "to help"....

some kids need to get burned to learn

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 01:10 PM (LRFds)

107 Somewhere, Janet Cooke's kicking herself for being born 30 years too soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:11 PM (zF6Iw)

108 From the second Twitchy link.


I cannot believe the number of women I see getting viciously harassed on Twitter because they take a stand against violence.—
Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) February 11, 2013


I am ashamed to share a first name with this cunt.

(And that is only the second time I've ever called someone a cunt)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:11 PM (4df7R)

109 The Prevent Defense is always the wise move.

The Prevent Defense doesn't.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 01:11 PM (8y9MW)

110 Should rename the blog "The Vagenda".

Posted by: thunderb at February 12, 2013 01:11 PM (69tAm)

111 Jeeez Louise...I got distracted at Twitchy by the TFG headline. He mentions himself four times in a statement about the Pope.

*bangs head violently on desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 01:12 PM (UOM48)

112 >>>>What the do?

Ace?

Posted by: L, elle at February 12, 2013 01:13 PM (0PiQ4)

113 Most of what these idiot women write is so utterly devoid of any
purpose, depth or practical application that it makes me want to [awesomeness]


Oh, that drivel has purpose. Shores up some egos, reinforces the party lines, strengthens narratives, drives discontent.

I had a SCOAMF metaphor but I got dragged into doing work. Pffft.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 01:13 PM (/kI1Q)

114 Suzi Scoopz:

"George W. Bush reveals how he created Hurricane Katrina through Fracking"

"Dick Cheney set to become new Pope"

"New Confederacy to be established at secret GOP meeting"


Posted by: Stu-22 at February 12, 2013 01:14 PM (k4bdL)

115 Hey, I just found out that Clint Eastwood's father was Stan Laurel!

Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 01:14 PM (mCvL4)

116 @ sven10077
Being from Arkansas has nothing to do with it...
So I hope you weren't serious.
As a matter of fact People who like to chime in on every article with multiple comments are producing Quantity and not Quality.

Posted by: Jimmy Bobby at February 12, 2013 01:15 PM (trA4n)

117 Something else that has my rage meter pegging like mad, the fact that TFG had flags lowered to half-staff when Whitney Houston died, nada for American hero Chris Kyle.

F*cking Marxist douchebag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 01:15 PM (UOM48)

118 The Prevent Defense is always the wise move.

The Prevent Defense doesn't.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 01:11 PM (8y9MW)



Now, let's be fair, the Prevent Defense totally prevents the team using it from winning.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:15 PM (VtjlW)

119 Don't know how I missed this before ...


“Didn't know the Marines had to take the bolts out of their rifles for the Inaugural,” an email forwarded to Gun Rights Examiner from a United States Marine Corps source observed. “Wonder if someone can explain why [they] would be marching in the inaugural parade with no bolts in their rifles!”

The email linked to a YouTube video of the 57th Presidential Inaugural Parade, embedded in this column, featuring Bravo Company Marines from the Marine Barracks Washington. Sure enough, the observation in the email is confirmed by watching the video, with screen shots provided in the photo and slide show accompanying this article.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 12, 2013 01:15 PM (e8kgV)

120 Scoops for Suzi:

Water: normal precipitation or tears of a raped Gaia?

The Sun: does it rise in the east?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:15 PM (zF6Iw)

121 SuziNews -

NBC will report that Juanita Broderick will recant her story about Bill Clinton and admit that she was the one who actually did the rape.

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2013 01:15 PM (m2CN7)

122 Another example of the lie going around the globe before the truth can get its shoes on.

Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2013 01:15 PM (wsGWu)

123 So the left thinks Al jizzera is bad now?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 12, 2013 01:16 PM (AWmfW)

124 Geez! Please help set me free! It's getting sticky in here!

Posted by: Sarah Palin homunculus inside Suzi Parker's mind at February 12, 2013 01:16 PM (k4bdL)

125 Don't forget to cannonball that Xanax with a big pull of Robitussin, sweetie!

Posted by: Dianne Sawyer at February 12, 2013 01:16 PM (+iUsQ)

126 So wrestling has been dropped from the 2020 Olympics, but synchronized swimming retained...

...seriously, the Olympics is officially a joke now. NExt they'll be dropping long jump, high jump, etc in favor of group fucking tiddlywinks, and speed knitting.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 12, 2013 01:16 PM (BH8oG)

127 The average citizen is good for nothing but turning good food into shit. -- Shit Jeffersson said. Vol 3.

Posted by: Invictus at February 12, 2013 01:10 PM


Some real truth there. I like the term "useless eaters".

Posted by: Berserker at February 12, 2013 01:16 PM (FMbng)

128 Hey, suzi,
I hear Fred Rogers was a Green Beret with, like, 120 confirmed kills and the resaon he always wore cardigans is because of the military tatoos all along his arms.

Posted by: Pug Mahon-Assault CAD Monkey at February 12, 2013 01:16 PM (K+mtQ)

129 We're living in the Age of Misinformation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 01:17 PM (+z4pE)

130 Remember how that gay dude in V for Vendetta thought the Quran was "beautiful"?

Yeah.

Journolists are cut from the same stupid cloth.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 01:17 PM (xAtAj)

131 Suzi News: Obama is the actual killer of bin Laden. He killed him with his mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 01:17 PM (UOM48)

132 Now, let's be fair, the Prevent Defense totally prevents the team using it from winning.

So it's the football equivalent of "taking a fall."

It's all so clear now.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 01:17 PM (8y9MW)

133 This is why Mark Levin calls liberalism the philosophy of the stupid.

Posted by: Brisco_County at February 12, 2013 01:18 PM (STpkO)

134 #suziparkerscoops

Babysitter terrorized by serial killer calling from upstairs extension!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 01:18 PM (mCvL4)

135 OMG! If you drink Coke and eat Pop Rocks, your stomach totally explodes! For realz!!!

Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 01:18 PM (zF6Iw)

136 He mentions himself four times in a statement about the Pope. *bangs head violently on desk*"

Jesus could return, and Obama would complain about the "other" Christ.

Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2013 01:18 PM (wsGWu)

137 116 Jimmy Bobby,

Being from Arkansas living in DC has plenty to do with it.

She'd be working for the GOP if she was not a fucking moonbat not seeing a lot of middle ground.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 01:19 PM (LRFds)

138 What the do is tendentiously link every leftist thing they say to rape
and when you object to their Idiot Agenda they immediately scream WHY DO
YOU LOVE RAPE?


You said rape twice.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 12, 2013 01:19 PM (QTHTd)

139 >>>>The main difference between Sex In The City and Girls is SintheC is about women who are 30-40-something, whereas Girls is about girls 20-25.

the main difference is SATC is about 3 hookers and their mom and Girls is about 3 hookers and their fat friend.

Posted by: No Feet Johnson at February 12, 2013 01:19 PM (KHo8t)

140 #SuziParkerScoops: Couple adopts stray dog in Mexico; discovers it was really a huge rat! Developing...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:19 PM (4df7R)

141 136 Lauren,

er ah I'd like to acknowledge the return of the first Messiah...and welcome him to gaze upon MY works I have done in my quest to help mankind on this mortal coil....

//Saint BAM

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 01:19 PM (LRFds)

142 twitchy: the Internet is a turrible place

noted.

Posted by: JDP at February 12, 2013 01:20 PM (60GaT)

143 #suziparkerscoops

Rosebud was the name of his sled!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:20 PM (zF6Iw)

144 watching the video, with screen shots provided in the photo and slide show accompanying this article.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 12, 2013 01:15 PM (e8kgV)

The unreported truth is that one third of those present were ordered to be there, and to provide security from the love of the People.

Posted by: Invictus at February 12, 2013 01:20 PM (OQpzc)

145 123 So the left thinks Al jizzera is bad now?

No. They think that they've found HYPOCRISY!!11! because conservatives think it's bad.

Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2013 01:20 PM (wsGWu)

146 Remember how that gay dude in V for Vendetta thought the Quran was "beautiful"?

Something to do with Q. 52:24-5 . . .

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 12, 2013 01:21 PM (QTHTd)

147 130 HoboJerky,

Yeah and the koranimals think he is beautiful too.....


they have an appreciation for modern art

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 01:21 PM (LRFds)

148 /soq

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 01:21 PM (QTHTd)

149 "WHY DO YOU LOVE RAPE?"

Is that a rhetorical question?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 12, 2013 01:22 PM (k4bdL)

150 Some of what she writes is actually pretty good. It was her commentary that inspired the covering up of my "No Fat Chicks" bumper sticker with an "I'm Totally Against Rape" replacement. It makes a guy feel pretty good to let the world know that he's made a decision not to rape people. I just hope it helps other people come to a personal decision to not rape people either.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 12, 2013 01:22 PM (+lsX1)

151 Wrestling is out of the olympics.
Speed walking and ping pong are still in.
People are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 01:23 PM (ZPrif)

152 LEAVE SUZI ALLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNE !!!!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at February 12, 2013 01:23 PM (mCvL4)

153 #suziparkerscoops:

Frank Zappa eats human poop on stage!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:23 PM (zF6Iw)

154
125 Don't forget to cannonball that Xanax with a big pull of Robitussin, sweetie!

Good advice.

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at February 12, 2013 01:23 PM (tOkJB)

155 The unreported truth is that one third of those present were ordered to be there, and to provide security from the love of the People.
Posted by: Invictus at February 12, 2013 01:20 PM (OQpzc)

Oops, that should have read "federal employees ordered to be there."

Posted by: Invictus at February 12, 2013 01:23 PM (OQpzc)

156 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 12, 2013 01:22 PM (+lsX1)

I'm totally against Rape-Rape.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 12, 2013 01:23 PM (xAtAj)

157 I wish this shit wasn't on twitter. I refuse to get involved with that data trap.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 01:24 PM (pKbu5)

158 I thought the synchronized swimming scene was the second-funniest part of Caddyshack.

*turns in man card*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 01:24 PM (/kI1Q)

159 WHY DO YOU LOVE RAPE?

Well now, sometimes the ladies just don't realize what they're missin'. Who'm I to deny them the experience of a lifetime?

Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 12, 2013 01:24 PM (4df7R)

160 BWAHAHAAA


Al Wa-Po pulls report that Palin is going to its sister paper Al- Jizzya....

over at Tepid

Posted by: sven10077 at February 12, 2013 01:25 PM (LRFds)

161 re: So the left thinks Al jizzera is bad now?

Y'know what's logical?

RAPE.

Posted by: oblig. at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (cePv8)

162 The Sun: does it rise in the east?

More importantly: we know the sun is hot, and heat always rises. What conspiracy pushes the sun down every afternoon?

Posted by: Stephen Rosie Blair at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (QF8uk)

163 Oh and hey let's discuss this whole thing where I'm supposed to be this delicate little fucking flower of delicateness that is utterly and totally unable to take any type of mocking or criticism because vagina.


Yeah. Nothing says I'm a strong woman like yowling about how people are saying mean things about me on twitter. Yuppers. That totes says I'm a strong woman who is able to hold her own in the realm of ideas. Indeedy deed.


You know, if modern feminism is going to treat me like I'm a Victorian maiden, will I at least get to use the Victorian remedies for hysteria?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (VtjlW)

164 Wrestling is out of the olympics.
Speed walking and ping pong are still in.
People are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 01:23 PM (ZPrif)


To be fair, ping pong isstill very big in Asia. The IOC doesn't want to piss off the Chinese.

But I agree - people are fucking idiots.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (4df7R)

165 WHY DO THEY LOVE TEH STUPID! Sorry about the shouting. Is there anyone at all on the Left not hanging off the cliff?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 12, 2013 01:27 PM (71LDo)

166 Wrestling is out of the olympics. Speed walking and ping pong are still in. People are fucking idiots.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 12, 2013 01:23 PM (ZPrif)


---------------------------------------------


The pussification of the olympics. It's been going on for the last two or three decades. Next to be dropped: Boxing (all that icky violence).

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 01:27 PM (pKbu5)

167 #suziparkerscoops

Katy Perry's boobs; Fake But Accurate!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2013 01:27 PM (mCvL4)

168 You know, if modern feminism is going to treat me like I'm a Victorian maiden, will I at least get to use the Victorian remedies for hysteria?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (VtjlW)


I second this question.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:28 PM (4df7R)

169 The pussification of the olympics. It's been going on for the last two or three decades. Next to be dropped: Boxing (all that icky violence).
Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 01:27 PM (pKbu5)



No, no, no, men's boxing out, women's boxing in. Because vagina.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:28 PM (VtjlW)

170 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:08 PM (VtjlW)

God, you're truly a gem. I really could use a friend like you right about now.
Mine have all drunk the kool aid. Makes me weep.

Posted by: Derak at February 12, 2013 01:28 PM (lkjWK)

171 "*Since this is what all y'all will care about, I came down on the shotgun side."

That was the correct conclusion. Too bad for them, you would have moved a lot of papers.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2013 01:28 PM (HjPtV)

172 "WHY DO YOU LOVE RAPE?"

"Do what you love," my father always told me. He also told me that being a Kennedy meant taking what you want, when you want it.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 12, 2013 01:28 PM (k4bdL)

173 You know, if modern feminism is going to treat me like I'm a Victorian maiden, will I at least get to use the Victorian remedies for hysteria?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (VtjlW)

I am Woman. Hear me beg.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Feminist at February 12, 2013 01:29 PM (OQpzc)

174 More importantly: we know the sun is hot, and heat always rises. What conspiracy pushes the sun down every afternoon?
Posted by: Stephen Rosie Blair at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (QF8uk)


Oh God. You know, you joke, and yet I bet if you asked the typical person on the street this very question, THEY WOULDN'T KNOW THE ANSWER. That goes double for a member of the MFM.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:29 PM (4df7R)

175 "WHY DO YOU LOVE RAPE?"

Pancakes?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 12, 2013 01:29 PM (k4bdL)

176 You know, if modern feminism is going to treat me like I'm a Victorian maiden, will I at least get to use the Victorian remedies for hysteria?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (VtjlW)


---------------------------------------------


There's still the tried and true "Salem" therapy.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 01:30 PM (pKbu5)

177 #suziparkerscoops

A Watermelon will grow in your stomach if you swallow a watermelon seed.

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 12, 2013 01:30 PM (FIDMq)

178 Pretty sure that the reason we have things like "She the People" is to offer employment to Women's Studies graduates, because what else does one DO with that kind of degree except go into media or some feminist organization (NOW, Emily's List, etc.)?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (amaU1)

179 I don't, nay, can't, trust an adult who goes by the name "Suzi".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (9fLIh)

180 God, you're truly a gem. I really could use a friend like you right about now.
Mine have all drunk the kool aid. Makes me weep.
Posted by: Derak at February 12, 2013 01:28 PM (lkjWK)



*blushes all demurelike* Awww, thanks!


Cookie? *offers tin*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (VtjlW)

181 will I at least get to use the Victorian remedies for hysteria?

I'd settle for laudanum.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)

182 You know, if modern feminism is going to treat me like I'm a Victorian maiden, will I at least get to use the Victorian remedies for hysteria?

Not without pictures, no. *ducks*

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (zF6Iw)

183 14 Ten to one she dots the "i" in her name with a little heart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 12:44 PM (zF6Iw)



Ummmm....my wife does that. But not in any sort of important communication.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (M4gDn)

184
What the do is tendentiously link every leftist thing they say to rape and when you object to their Idiot Agenda they immediately scream WHY DO YOU LOVE RAPE?


Sure, Ace. When squid fly!

Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (+iUsQ)

185 Love how the Olympics now use laser over those scary air guns.

Posted by: RWC at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (fWAjv)

186 The jokesters at Twitchy are having fun blasting Suzi ("i" dotted with a heart) Parker. And the respected "journalist" is busy blocking them.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 12, 2013 01:32 PM (7ObY1)

187 All Sarah Palin has to do is announce a press conference and ...

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2013 01:32 PM (HjPtV)

188 I think I'll heat up a nice bowl of chili.

What a crappy world we're living in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2013 01:32 PM (UOM48)

189 because what else does one DO with that kind of degree except go into
media or some feminist organization (NOW, Emily's List, etc.)?


Go on for the masters degree in Ejukashun and ruin the next few generations.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 01:32 PM (/kI1Q)

190 Factchecking iz hard.

Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 01:32 PM (9fLIh)

191 When squid fly!

Redwings hardest hit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 01:33 PM (/kI1Q)

192 All Sarah Palin has to do is announce a press conference and ...
Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2013 01:32 PM (HjPtV)

And OSP is there awaiting orders from the Queen.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 12, 2013 01:33 PM (l86i3)

193 "WHY DO YOU LOVE RAPE?"

Hush, little boy. It's easier this way.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 12, 2013 01:33 PM (k4bdL)

194 I'd settle for laudanum.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)


Absinthe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:33 PM (4df7R)

195 AtC, I left you a response this morning, but of course the thread died right about then.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 01:33 PM (M4gDn)

196 No, no, no, men's boxing out, women's boxing in. Because vagina.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:28 PM (VtjlW)


----------------------------------------------------


Throw in a bit of jello, abbreviated fighting costumes, that could be an olympic hit.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 01:34 PM (pKbu5)

197 MFM

I know he’s a flaming liberal, but I want to see Samuel Jackson take on this MFM on this MFP.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2013 01:34 PM (QF8uk)

198
Get the name right! It's Suzi, not Suzie. The "e" looks like evil, patriarchal oppressormale parts, and none of that will I have!

Posted by: Suzi Parkr at February 12, 2013 01:34 PM (ggRof)

199 More importantly: we know the sun is hot, and heat always rises.

We have just discovered why none of the AGW "models" factor in the sun.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 12, 2013 01:34 PM (8y9MW)

200 I love the "because you're making fun of the stupid shit modern day feminists stand for, that proves we need more feminists."

Yeah, that's it.

The Modern American Feminists: Because only liberal white women are important.

List of women who don't count:
Conservative women
Poor women in all countries not named the United States

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 12, 2013 01:35 PM (VjL9S)

201 Redwings hardest hit.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 01:33 PM (/kI1Q)

---
As a self described wingnut..... that made my day.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2013 01:35 PM (nELVU)

202
You know, if modern feminism is going to treat me like I'm a Victorian maiden, will I at least get to use the Victorian remedies for hysteria?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:26 PM (VtjlW)


Try this:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bbvdvbf

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 12, 2013 01:36 PM (tOkJB)

203 Sure, Ace. When squid fly!

IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 12, 2013 01:36 PM (zF6Iw)

204
Throw in a bit of jello, abbreviated fighting costumes, that could be an olympic hit.

Nope. Cole Slaw. We already have a training facility down here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 12, 2013 01:36 PM (+z4pE)

205 The center of the earth is millllllions of degreeths!

Posted by: Al Gore at February 12, 2013 01:36 PM (UOM48)

206
OT--read that Rush indicated that the MOH recipient will not be sitting with Obama--anyone else heard about this,or is it bogus? I caught it at Hotair, in the comments.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 12, 2013 01:37 PM (SAMxH)

207 Could you guys hold off on embarrassing Suzi for a couple days. At least to give me time to fly down to Arky and tell her that my wiener holds some very damning information about Sarah Palin and if she sucks it out it will go right into her brain and she'll be able to write about it after she gets the hell out.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 12, 2013 01:37 PM (tDPwg)

208 Poor women in all countries not named the United States

To be fair, fymynysts care a lot about making sure African women have ready access to abortion. At U.S. government expense, of course.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 12, 2013 01:37 PM (/kI1Q)

209 Actually, the "a", "i", "P", and "r" kind of look like evil, patriarchal oppressormale parts, too. Just call me Suz k.

Posted by: Suz k at February 12, 2013 01:37 PM (ggRof)

210 Cookie? *offers tin*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:31 PM (VtjlW)

*nomnomnom* Gee, thanks! *urp!*

Posted by: Derak at February 12, 2013 01:37 PM (lkjWK)

211 She the People sounds like Sheeple

Posted by: dogfish at February 12, 2013 01:37 PM (N2yhW)

212 What's even more embarrassing as a "journalist" is her twitter feed -- it's all Duran Duran, the Grammys and celebrities' clothes.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 12, 2013 01:38 PM (9fLIh)

213 #suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin seen handing out smokes and high-capacity magazines to toddlers in a Juneau Montessori school.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2013 01:38 PM (8ZskC)

214 The Sarah Palin story is a cautionary tale about when politics and celebrity mix?!

Fuck that noise, the Barack Obama story is a cautionary tale about that.

Palin's become a talking head, with zero power and frankly I'm not even sure she has much clout.

Obama rode celebrity to 2 elections and is destroying the country.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at February 12, 2013 01:39 PM (V8c8n)

215 Sheeple the Beeple!

I haz boobz!

Posted by: Suzi Parker at February 12, 2013 01:39 PM (k4bdL)

216 The Examiner is much the same. Composed of stay at home facebookers who write articles for the "news". In between games of Candyland Farm the write some almost comical stuff. For instance, a few months ago a girl was killed and the headline was - "FBI Profiler says killer is toothless and uneducated." This sparked my interest because I found it hard to believe a profiler would say that. And BTW - if you google "FBI Profiler says killer is toothless and uneducated" hers is the first result, but with a changed headline.

Anyway, I read what the profiler said and it was nothing like that. And they found the killer a few weeks later, and he looked like a computer programmer at the fictional Inotec.

Posted by: Whatev at February 12, 2013 01:39 PM (A7Wh1)

217 How did she come up with that story, anyway? I mean, for reals?

Posted by: SarahW is on to your misogyny and stuff at February 12, 2013 01:40 PM (LYwCh)

218 #suziparkerscoops

Hubba Bubba bubblegum has spider eggs in it that will hatch in your stomach.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 01:40 PM (9XBK2)

219 #scoopsforsuzi:

OJ still searching for real killer!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:40 PM (zF6Iw)

220 #SuziParkerScoops - Ricky Martin... gay?! Stay tuned for details. Developing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:41 PM (4df7R)

221 Wow something stupid on the internet. Meh

Posted by: occam at February 12, 2013 01:42 PM (ELmLD)

222 #SuziParkerScoops: Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors; no Neapolitan. Soaking the customer? Hard hitting report!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:42 PM (4df7R)

223 What's even more embarrassing as a "journalist" is her twitter feed -- it's all Duran Duran, the Grammys and celebrities' clothes.

Duran Duran? What's next - does she give uptwinklesto a "Behind the Music" episode about Haircut 100?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:43 PM (zF6Iw)

224 #suziparkerscoops
Humiliated by Pelosi, Obama issues exec order renumbering amendments.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 12, 2013 01:43 PM (Qxe/p)

225 Hah: Palin tweets: A @washingtonpost writer once promised not to write about me for a month. That was a good month for me. #idiotmedia

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2013 01:43 PM (QF8uk)

226 #scoopsforsuzi Obama plans to focus on jobs and helping the economy thrive!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 12, 2013 01:43 PM (6zgse)

227 #suziparkerscoops

If you eat Pop-Rocks and than drink soda they will explode and rupture your stomach.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 01:43 PM (9XBK2)

228 MFM: If it fits the agenda that makes it news

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2013 01:43 PM (1Jaio)

229 Redwings hardest hit.
Posted by: HeatherRadish
***

I think the squid is hardest hit.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 01:44 PM (uhftQ)

230 Though as I recall, said Post writer only managed to go about a day.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2013 01:44 PM (QF8uk)

231 I think we have found Julia'z zizter.

BTW: I am zo totally into thiz new thing where you can type like a gangzter-hipzter by zimply using a rarely uzed letter of the alphabet. Am I zomething? LOL ROTFLMAO! BRB!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 12, 2013 01:44 PM (pDRpv)

232 #SuziParkerScoops - Ricky Martin... gay?! Stay tuned for details. Developing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:41 PM (4df7R)


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#SuziParkerScoops -- Men who masterbate are toothless and uneducated.

Posted by: Soona at February 12, 2013 01:44 PM (pKbu5)

233 AtC, I left you a response this morning, but of course the thread died right about then.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 01:33 PM (M4gDn)



*scroll scroll scroll* The things I do for you *scroll scroll scroll*


I'm glad you're feeling better and that's freaky about your dad going through the same thing with the antibiotics.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:45 PM (VtjlW)

234 #suziparkerscoops: Bazooka Joe: illegitimate son of Popeye and Olive Oyl? America deserves the truth!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 12, 2013 01:46 PM (zF6Iw)

235 #suziparkerscoops

McDonalds hamburgers are made of Kangaroo meat.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2013 01:46 PM (9XBK2)

236 The Prevent Defense doesn't.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) ChannellingBreitbart at February 12, 2013 01:11 PM (8y9MW)

Sure it does. It prevents winning.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:47 PM (wbeNt)

237 You know, if modern feminism is going to treat me like I'm a Victorian maiden, will I at least get to use the Victorian remedies for hysteria?
Posted by: alexthechick

What? You want some old white guy fingering you for hours?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2013 01:47 PM (GFM2b)

238 #suziparkerscoops: If you leave anything plastic on your dash during a Phoenix summer.......IT WILL MELT!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 01:48 PM (uhftQ)

239 #SuziParkerScoops: BREAKING - VT was NOT one of the original 16 colonees. Historical oversight or deliberate "white"wash? Details emerging.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:49 PM (4df7R)

240 More shoddy fact checking and journalism: That Esquire article from yesterday about the SEAL is horseshit. The author is closely associated with Aaron Glantz, writer of the piece Iraq Veterans Against The War/Winter Soldier Iraq & Afghanistan.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=34124

Posted by: UnicornWhisperer at February 12, 2013 01:49 PM (3YN0H)

241 Argh. Should have known I'd be beaten to that joke. At least it was by AtC though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:49 PM (wbeNt)

242
What? You want some old white guy fingering you for hours?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2013 01:47 PM (GFM2b)


Don't ask a question you are not ready for the answer to.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 12, 2013 01:50 PM (l86i3)

243 What? You want some old white guy fingering you for hours?
Posted by: rickb223
***

I DO!!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 12, 2013 01:50 PM (uhftQ)

244 #SuziParkerScoops: Flying squid don't really fly...unless you throw them really hard.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 01:52 PM (uhftQ)

245 233 I'm glad you're feeling better and that's freaky about your dad going through the same thing with the antibiotics.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:45 PM (VtjlW)



It apparently was pretty bad. (Notice the apparently and let's remember the discussion about lack of info from family.)

Hallucinations, tremors, horrific nightmares that he either couldn't be woken up from or woke up fighting and lashing out. (Dad is 6' and a solid 285, mom is 5'2" and prob 120). Fun times.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 01:52 PM (M4gDn)

246 How did she come up with that story, anyway? I mean, for reals?

Posted by: SarahW is on to your misogyny and stuff at February 12, 2013 01:40 PM (LYwCh)



The entire point of that incredibly bitchy article was that Sarah Palin was soooooo desperate for attention and fame and money that she signed up with Al Jazeera. That was based on a story at an obvious parody site.


I think that's the third or fourth time that the Daily Currant has gotten a story linked as true by people with layers and layers of fact checkers.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:52 PM (VtjlW)

247 #SuziParkerScoops: Flying squid don't really fly...unless you throw them really hard.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 01:52 PM (uhftQ)


#SuziParkerScoops: Top 10 ways to get squid ink out of your clothes

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 01:53 PM (4df7R)

248 139---"...the main difference is SATC is about 3 hookers and their mom and Girls is about 3 hookers and their fat friend."
Posted by: No Feet Johnson at February 12, 2013 01:19 PM (KHo8t)

Okay, I admit I've only seen 2 or 3 episodes of these shows, but...... I'd say that the main difference is the SATC was written by homosexuals and Girls by a young, unattractive woman.

SATC had cool fashion, everything from vintage Halston to Prada, not to mention those fabulous Manolo Blanik shoes and the marvellous hair! The "women" behaved sexually the way (homosexual) men do and they had the same emotional problems that these men do. And there was always an undercurrent of romanticism and lavender fantasy. The humor, such as it was, was puckish and shallow.

Girls is about young "liberated" women today. Except for skating over stuff like cutting, suicide, substance abuse, venereal disease, etc., etc., there is no real romanticism. The humor is sophomoric, bitter snark.
The fashion is awful, the scenery bland. Don't even get me started on the hair!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2013 01:53 PM (C8mVl)

249 #SuziParkerScoops: Swallowing squid ink. Full of protein or not?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 12, 2013 01:54 PM (uhftQ)

250 #suziparkerscoops: Sarah Palin launches new line of eyewear. "I C Russia".

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 12, 2013 01:54 PM (+iUsQ)

251 #suziparkerscoops

Women are capable of having orgasms.

Posted by: Marmo at February 12, 2013 01:55 PM (QW+AD)

252 246
I think that's the third or fourth time that the Daily Currant has gotten a story linked as true by people with layers and layers of fact checkers.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy and Team Squid. at February 12, 2013 01:52 PM (VtjlW)



Top. Men.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 01:56 PM (M4gDn)

253 Women are capable of having orgasms.
Posted by: Marmo at February 12, 2013 01:55 PM (QW+AD)

So?



*looking over shoulder for Mrs. Sailor.*

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 12, 2013 01:56 PM (l86i3)

254 Top. Men.Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 01:56 PM (M4gDn)She the People? WTF?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 12, 2013 01:57 PM (+iUsQ)

255 I hope they keep going after my Queen because at some point the tear down morphs into a build up.


Why the effort? Why the fear of the ignorant snow billy? Why? Because in any arena she could eat their lunch and shit their Gods.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 12, 2013 01:59 PM (l86i3)

256 Btw, to heal some hurt from the discussion of ugly, has the Horde seen The Upton in bodypaint for the 2013 Swimsuit Edition?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 02:00 PM (M4gDn)

257 #suziparkerscoopsWomen are capable of having orgasms.
Posted by: Marmo
***

LIAR! LIAAAARRRR!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at February 12, 2013 02:00 PM (uhftQ)

258 Btw, to heal some hurt from the discussion of ugly, has the Horde seen The Upton in bodypaint for the 2013 Swimsuit Edition?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 02:00 PM (M4gDn)


I have tossed Upton for Webb.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 12, 2013 02:00 PM (l86i3)

259 258 I have tossed Upton for Webb.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 12, 2013 02:00 PM (l86i3)



BURN THE BLASPHEMER!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 02:02 PM (M4gDn)

260 Upton in bodypaint for the 2013 Swimsuit Edition?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 12, 2013 02:00 PM (M4gDn)

Let me guess. It looks like any other hog you rolled in mud.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Feminist at February 12, 2013 02:04 PM (OQpzc)

261 Hey, you dumb bint!

Do you want to know what taking a stand against violence entails?

Try being 20 years old and getting off of your shift at 2:30 AM, walking home and having a car full of free-lance, extra-territorial, Chicago gangbangers silently pull up beside you.

"Get in!"

"No." (Never, ever, EVAR get into the car!!!)

"Get in! I've got a gun!"

"So I see...No."

"I'll shoot you, if you don't!"

"Well then, get shootin' Tyrone! Because, as footsore and tired as I am after working all day, I'm still faster than you and out of your reach. >

"Fuck this shit!!! I'll kill you!"

"Okay. Rather be shot than sniff your Jheri Curl!"

***At this point, his buddies in the car decided that their sortie was drawing all kinds of wrong attention and beckoned him back. (Thank Gawd, it was a kid. He was scary enough. If one of his "mentors" had got out of the car first, with intent, I doubt very highly that I could have jumped fast enough outside of grabbing or stabbing distance.)**

Posted by: Deety at February 12, 2013 02:11 PM (/J0Gi)

262 I have tossed off to Upton

fixed it for the Horde

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 12, 2013 02:11 PM (QTHTd)

263 Seconded on the "never, ever get in the car". Hopefully it will never come up but I'm already teaching my kids that if someone says tbey have a gun/knife *always* make them do whatever they're going to in front of others instead of going with them to be attacked and killed at their leisure.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 12, 2013 02:18 PM (wbeNt)

264 Suzi says:

Four years ago, Palin was the superstar of the Republican Party. She was a fierce fundraiser and a *lightening* rod for the tea party.

Got to watch out for that lightening. It can strike like lightning.

She lets the commenters edit her work.

Posted by: CJ at February 12, 2013 02:25 PM (9KqcB)

265 and a *lightening* rod

Aha! Proof of racism!

Posted by: lace kitteh filter machines at February 12, 2013 02:27 PM (/kI1Q)

266 The 'Suzi' is a giveaway. Sort of like the grown woman wh spells her name 'Cyndi'. It says "brainpower highly optional with this make and model - most likely non-existent".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It's Not Me, Babe at February 12, 2013 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

267
I think that's the third or fourth time that the Daily Currant has gotten a story linked as true by people with layers and layers of fact checkers.

You know, this may be the way to undermine the MSM: keep feeding them bullshit stories that they so want to believe, and then laughing at them when they print them. Over time we may make them gunshy about doing this sort of thing.

Yeah, I get that the retractions don't get the same air play as the original story, but NOBODY likes being laughed at, and especially not such self-regarding types as liberal journalists.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 12, 2013 04:03 PM (IDSI7)

268 WHY DO YOU LOVE RAPE, you demented Ewok!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 12, 2013 05:29 PM (jCQ+I)






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