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Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 08:52 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Shel at February 09, 2013 08:53 PM (Ryj7s)
I once got gonorrhea from a tractor.
Posted by: Deb Feyerick at February 09, 2013 08:53 PM (oqpa3)
Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (F2Vrz)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (J6hHs)
Posted by: Deb Feyerick at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (oqpa3)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:55 PM (qVLrG)
I read that as "blame G W Bush for everything", but your version works as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 08:55 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: No more redhot poker up the ass at February 09, 2013 08:56 PM (1XRS7)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (qVLrG)
And no, it's not parody/satire, she's completely serious. SMOD can't come soon enough.
Posted by: paranoidpyro at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (eF+zs)
Posted by: The Meaty Urologist at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Shel at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (Ryj7s)
PS - He is Bill Nye, The Science Fraud guy: http://bit.ly/zAi9Ic
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (yV4dN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Al Gork at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (ndqJC)
Flat tires, sour milk, rust, leaky faucets, crying infants, etc. Its insidious
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (J6hHs)
You can trust me, because I am a trusted member of the media and I have gone through extensive training at multiple institutions of higher education.
Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (UOM48)
Only after I typed "GW" did I taste the delicious irony....
Posted by: Shel at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (Ryj7s)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: John has a long mustache at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)
I think the moon will be sucked in before aliens.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (J6hHs)
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My near non-existant sex life. Yup. Global warming.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)
But that would eliminate the best chance for global economic recovery!!11!!
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Laureate at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)
I swear I heard a hemisphere of my brain shriek "Avenge me!" before committing suicide the last time someone said that in front of me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (BBWjt)
Stop global warming now before the aliens attack!
You can trust me, because I am a trusted member of the media and I have gone through extensive training at multiple institutions of higher education.
Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)
Why is it that global warming only kicks in in the summer?
Oh, I forgot. It's Bush's fault.
Sorry.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)
Praying for SMOD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Deb's Flash Cards at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (OqFRE)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)
Ohio Poll Workers - many, many times.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (yV4dN)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (J6hHs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (piMMO)
As if anyone needed any more convincing that journalism
grads are dumber that women studies grads, african american studies
grads, sociology grads, or shrinks.
Had to copy/paste from the last thread.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (UOM48)
We should be thankful that the Blizzard Nemo arrived to cool the Earth just in time to reverse the ion charges of the upper atmosphere and shield the Earth from a disaster.
Stupid little people. Don't try to explain things you have no idea about.
Posted by: UN Global Warming Commissoner at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (yV4dN)
He was so great teaching fun science things to kids. Should have known he was FKD up.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)
I hope you pointed out that the rovers are solar-powered.
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (sdi6R)
I presume bombs, pigeon poop, and boulders falling off cliffs also qualify.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (GoIUi)
*taps chin* It's a mystery.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (qVLrG)
For some people it would be.
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (t8MQT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (piMMO)
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A good deal of the country got 2 feet of global warming this weekend.
Oh, I seem to have seen in passing that 5 of the top snowstorms in Boston history have happened since 1995. That's a lot of global warming...no?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (AUeaU)
unless the Global--is her cranium--and the warming is her brain burning.
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: chris at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (LWiW8)
Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.So who the fuck voted for Obama??
Us white people over here.
Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (wR+pz)
grads are dumber that women studies grads, african american studies
grads, sociology grads, or shrinks.
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A college degree generally means you had the opportunity to learn, but by no means does it mean that you actually learned anything.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Preparation H at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (8AF9+) .........................................Good Gosh man you just now are deciding to do that? Of course Idon't have snow toscoop or inside fires to start to keep warm. It's 45 and rainy here
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (79AXR)
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (sdi6R)
I was actually rendered speechless. No, wait, I do believe I did blurt out "are you fucking serious?" once before being hauled off and having drinks poured down my throat to shut me up.
As far as the whole Earth not actually warming in a decade thing, the hip new thing is climate chaos. It's lovely since no matter what happens, it's mankind's fault.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (AUeaU)
Oh goodness, don't you know anything? For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Super hot summer, crazy cold and snowy winter. That's scienec bitches. What do you think of me now?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (l86i3)
I was once doing some computer upgrade work for a film director who make eight digit figures per project who was amazed to discover how wildly contra-reality his current project was and for no good reason other than a lazy and/or stupid writer. Things like a creature that goes from the size of a hamster to that of an elephant in less than a day might need to acquire some mass from somewhere, even if it were solar powered. It would still be utter nonsense but at least if the creature ate a lot to convert that mass into more of itself it would be somewhat less ridiculous.
I had to explain that he shouldn't call this a science fiction story if everything was going to happen by magic with no cost or consequence.
This was a guy who makes more in a month than I likely will in my entire life but had ideas about how things work that would make a ten year old slap his forehead in disbelief.
Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:10 PM (piMMO)
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Silly human, we don't eat people. Fish are for eating.
Now sex? That's a fish of a different color...
Posted by: Some Dolphin at February 09, 2013 09:10 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 09:10 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2013 09:11 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2013 09:11 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:11 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (qVLrG)
Justin Bieber, Backstreet Boys, InSync, New Kids on the Block, Jackson 5, Boyz II Men, and New Edition.....All caused by global warming. And don't get me started on the Osmonds.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:11 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: AD at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (BBYR/)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (9XBK2)
But...it would make sense for the industry media to know some things if they were basically insiders on something else, and could at least be told "yes, we did" with assurance the secret would be kept.
Q.E.D.
Posted by: J. at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (JZIAW)
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Warmer = Global Climate Change
Colder = Global Climate Change
Wetter = Global Climate Change
Drier = Global Climate Change
Don't you rednecks understand SCIENCE?
Posted by: Some Liberal at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (9XBK2)
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Holy shit! The regime has become dangerously paranoid. This really is scary.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Mindful at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (8KGvR)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (NzBQO)
Looks like the yard men are going to want a raise.
Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (wR+pz)
I'll believe in global warming when dolphins, whales, sharks, giant squid, octopus, baby harp seals, otters, and sea birds eat every fucking idiot on set at CNN Atlanta or NYC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (MMC8r)
and sharks storm CNN's Atlanta studios in force and eat every single
douchebag live, on-air.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (UOM4
Well, hello there new Happy Place, how you doin'?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (Gk3SS)
UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around
him.
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And when you stop to consider that project is the hallmark of liberalism...
Baring a miracle this country won't survive one more generation.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (nqBYe)
likely will in my entire life but had ideas about how things work that
would make a ten year old slap his forehead in disbelief.
Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (kcfmt)
I seem to remember that in the Sci-Fi classic, "Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman", the woman involved did eat a hell of a lot during the growth phase.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (673KB)
80I'll believe in Global Warming when dolphins
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Silly human, we don't eat people. Fish are for eating.
Now sex? That's a fish of a different color...
..........................
I read somewhere that dolphins are one of only 2 animals that actually have sex for pleasure.. How anyone would know that and why I even remember it I have no clue.
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (TWR/K)
I believe more people sat this one out than last time. I think that is what screwed us for the next four years.
Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (qVLrG)
Well, when some crazy baggage handler goes tearing toward prezzy with a glock, the marines can pick up their rifles and scream "BANG BANG"
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (l86i3)
Per the sidebar,our super popular,super cool President doesn't trust
UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around
him.
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (9XBK2)
Sometimes this is a good idea.
Posted by: Anwar El Sadat at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (wR+pz)
Bill Nye has a BACHELOR'S degree in mechanical engineering.
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (MMC8r)
I saw that. But when has that ever stopped an engineer from claiming they know every thing about everything?He does have a Ph.D in popcorn making though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (MMC8r)
He also once tried to patent using a bag filled with water as a magnifying glass so he could sell it to schools.
Seriously.
Posted by: tsrblke at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Any MG Owner at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (E7Iyp)
Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (9XBK2)
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I have never met a less intellectually curious group of people in my life.
And their ilk have been edumacting geniuses like Deb Feyerick for several generations now.
I'm amazed we aren't pouring mountain dew on the crops yet.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (AUeaU)
And when I saw 'blame GW' I thought of Guild Wars.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (PMCY9)
e=mc2
greater mass = greater energy, therefor greater energy means greater mass
earth heats up = more energy = more mass
more mass means greater gravitational pull
Therefor... global warming means more mass, means the current First Lady's ass of course weighs more than the previous First Lady's ass. (Don't mention Hillary, or I'll accuse you of taking money from the oil industry.)
As always, Science Prevails!
Posted by: mallfly at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (jDjlM)
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I'd love t see a personality profile that lines him up against the great dictators of yore.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Andy at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (OZPoa)
Well, hello there new Happy Place, how you doin'?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (Gk3SS
Hey, girl, how you doin'? I'm just in my deep, dark, angry place. Other than that, I'm all shits and giggles.
And you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM4
Nix on the harp seals. They are out clubbing, the irresponsible little bastards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (673KB)
have sex for pleasure.. How anyone would know that and why I even
remember it I have no clue.
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Oh, I know all about it.
All
About
It.
Posted by: Malcolm Brenner at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (l86i3)
A lot of engineers are completely insane. I've lost count of the number of guys who had real engineering credentials who lost it in middle-age and started selling perpetual motion devices based on principles they say they decoded from the Bible.
Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)
Send....more......Poll Workers
Posted by: Zombie in the Ambulance at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (MBqvE)
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And if our water supply survived dinosaur turds the size of rape-vans, well, I think the Earth can take care of itself.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (piMMO)
and fracking causes earthquakes, doncha know
and how did the Apollo 11 flag stick out from the pole when EVERYBODY KNOWS there's no wind on the moon
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (F2Vrz)
heh
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (BBWjt)
Dolphin foreplay - they watch old reruns of "Flipper."
Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (BStAJ)
I wish .
Feeding my wood stove is gettin' old . This in s.carolina .
I don't know how you folks up north handle it . Guess it's that vaunted flinty toughness that tfg went on about . If there's anyone who exemplify's flinty toughness it's Obama .
Bud's , ranger school ? pussies .
Tough ? obama ,rahm , daly, that little fuck with the hair , cant remember his name ,you know , the guy that tried to sell the senate seat . Way tough .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (USjX1)
Actually, fracking does cause earthquakes. Really tiny ones.
YOu know what causes bigger earthquakes? Carbon sequestration.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (BBWjt)
heh
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (BBWjt)
Yep, the Cliff Klavins of the professional world.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (l86i3)
How many? I'm guessing even one would be kinda heavy
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (8sCoq)
If you could be so kind to introduce CNN anchor Deb Feyerick to some real global warming, I would be extremely grateful.
Thank you in advance.
W. Cut-Loop, Esq, PhD, PDQ, WTf
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (NTBjC)
Posted by: steevy
Obama carried overwhelminglythe Living Impaired demographic.
Posted by: puddleglum at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (a26SC)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)
well if other nations can contribute funds for our elections perhaps they also contribute votes.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)
What's the other?
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)
Every once in a while I run into something that reminds me that the vast majority of humanity has a woeful understanding of science
Center of the earth millions of degrees (Fahrenheit or Centigrade, you pick; in the words of the sage, what difference does it make?).
Sure. The center of the earth isa plasma, inexplicably much hotter than the sun (< 10000 K). I have this on good authority from a Nobel (Peace) Laureate, so he couldn't possibly have his head up his ass.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (IDSI7)
All
About
It.
Posted by: Malcolm Brenner at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)........................................................That is very disturbing.
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (TWR/K)
That explains all that Indian love shit.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (wR+pz)
And totally OT but AlextheChick will like this. Found out on ShoeBuy that the $15 gift certificate I bought with MyCoke Rewards works on shoes that are for sale.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (PMCY9)
credentials who lost it in middle-age and started selling perpetual
motion devices based on principles they say they decoded from the Bible.
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Sounds legit.
Posted by: Archimedes Plutonium at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)
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Stalin's paranoia comes to mind.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (BStAJ)
They call him Flipper
Flipper the sexy gray Dolphin
Gets pussy often
Under the sea
Hell yeah, I remember that show.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (z4WKX)
ya know like in 2008 where children told the parents who to vote for.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (nqBYe)
And you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM4
I'm okay. I'm trying to remind myself that being a Good Daughter is a wonderful, positive thing and that I cannot actually running screaming off into the night because this whole being a grown up thing sucks out loud. Dammit.
D'oh Boy is in my prayers.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (U/ZJP)
What's the other?Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)......................Some kind of monkey I think. Well and people so maybe three. Not sure, dolphins stick out for some reason
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (TWR/K)
He
has! He didn't even have to pay us. He just threatened our health care,
our livelihood, our fiscal solvency and attempts at every turn to make
us slaves to his non working do nothing professional baby makers.
In
response we have bought nearly every gun and every box of ammo in stores
throughout this country. Coast to coast we have heeded his words and
mostly his actions and formed the militia the constitution talks about.
Now
he seeks to disarm us, to tell us not just what our kids can eat, how
much pop we can drink, what we should drive, what kind and how much
healthcare we will receive but also what weapons we should not own to
defend ourselves!
The good citizens of this formerly great country
have formed a militia against the excesses of a runaway government and
her Presstitute enablers and surprise, surprise the Lyin kING finds
himself on the wrong side of said militia and does not like it. TOUGH!
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (X4b0F)
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)
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Gerbils.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)
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Stalin's paranoia comes to mind.
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Ever see the movie 'Copycat'?
It's as if he's the biological equivalent.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (MBqvE)
Hey, the remake series had teenage Jessica Alba. Just ignore the forearms and fuse the legs together, and you've got serious dolphin fappage.
Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (kcfmt)
All
About
It.
Posted by: Malcolm Brenner at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)
umm..... no words
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Richard Gere at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (qqZuQ)
Stop global warming now before the aliens attack!
Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)
Speed global warming up so the aliens attack!!
And kill all the whales for the same reason....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (sYUAj)
Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton
Yes, we've advanced to dino-flatus. You might want to hang on to your seat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (NTBjC)
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)
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Gerbils.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (qVLrG)
Bow chick a wow wow....
Posted by: Richard Gere at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (MBqvE)
I'm in ur climate, warming ur atmosphere.
Posted by: LOLSMOD at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (sYUAj)
FIFY
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (BBWjt)
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.
CNN
See, she went to Columbia too. She's every bit as smart as I am!
Posted by: Meghan Mccaine
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (PMCY9)
Pon Farr, was that the dude that played Klinger on M*A*S*H?
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (t8MQT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (DAoux)
still voted for Clinton in '96. I told him that how in the hell could
you blame man's existence on the planet's warming when the planet is 4
billion years old and we have been around what....2 million years.
***
IMO, the primary argument against catastrophic AGW is indeed history, but specifically recorded history.
It was warmer around 1100 then it is now. None of the doom saying predictions of the left occurred then, and in fact, the warmer earth produced greater prosperity.
So, if we are warming the Earth...good we should be trying to.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson (D)eep Thinker at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (22kdL)
now there's some seriously wasted student loan money
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (p39GY)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (7PqWL)
No, that was Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (MBqvE)
I expect her to get an offer from MSNBC any day now.
Posted by: Hepcat at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (gBUvl)
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (t8MQT)
Good Daughter is a wonderful, positive thing and that I cannot actually
running screaming off into the night because this whole being a grown up
thing sucks out loud. Dammit.
D'oh Boy is in my prayers.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (Gk3SS
Hey, honey, they'll be gone before you know it. I look back at the time I fretted over my parents and their demands. God, I miss them, and all their demands, so much now. And I was their soul caregiver. (Lib sister couldn't be bothered.)
I know what you're going through. Take deep breaths. I'll say prayers and send positive thoughts to you.
{{hugs}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (t8MQT)
Use the ring gag, shuts her up and gives you a third option.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (l86i3)
I remember him mentioning he didn't want to miss that
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (8sCoq)
In another few days I should be able to make it to my mailbox on account of the snow. But these severe winter storms are themselves a symptom of global warming. Correctly thinking persons know this.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (bzYZw)
Feyerick’s diverse work has been recognized by numerous organizations. The New York Association of Black Journalists honored Feyerick for her coverage of the foreclosure crisis. The American Muslim Union named her “Outstanding Journalist.” Feyerick received a National Headliner Award as part of CNN’s 9/11 investigative team; Emmy nominations for her work both on 9/11 and the Christmas Day bomber; a Gracie Award for her feature on sperm donor-born children; and Peabody Awards for team coverage of the 2008 presidential campaigns Hurricane Katrina.
CNN
Not too bad for an idiot, I must say.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (kdS6q)
Feminists should be picketing Sea World and the Shedd Aquarium.
Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (piMMO)
No, he was the guy who had that 80's hit "Naughty Naughty".
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (U/ZJP)
The thing is, the longer you collect statistics or continue the observation or measurement of any system, the more likely you are to observe outliers.
So the one aspect of this whole "what's up with the weather" is just that over time it's more likely to observe outliers to what is normal.
It seems mind boggling that worldwide global politics could be so maladjusted from a basic ignorance of statistical norms which can be found in any large system, like the world's climate.
And yeah, that Deb person is an idiot. And she's on TeeVee.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (Md8Uo)
We love you.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (l86i3)
Perhaps Barry is worried about the Sadat precedent.
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (QupBk)
So, if we are warming the Earth...good we should be trying to.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (AUeaU)
Greenland, people. They name it GREEN-land. As in, sans ice.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (7PqWL)
To be fair, she doesn't blame the asteroid on GW. She questions whether
the asteroid is responsible. That said, she's still an idiot for even
posing the question.
I expect her to get an offer from MSNBC any day now.
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I meant to so say, she questions whether GW is responsible. I think I caught myself some stupid.
Posted by: Hepcat at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (gBUvl)
Save the whales!
Save them big, fat, funky whales!!
Save the whales!!
Save the whales!!
But...
SHOOT THE SEALS!
Posted by: Cheech and Chong at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (E7Iyp)
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.[i/]
So suck it, wingnuts, that's her qualification to weigh in on scientific issues.
Also, she's ... uh ... unprejudiced ... by current scientific thought. Yeah, that's it, "unprejudiced."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Some Dolphin at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: Jared Loughner at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: AD at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (BBYR/)
Posted by: Rhett Rumpwrangler at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (LSTjp)
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.
CNN
Roaree! Woot woot!
Posted by: Barack Obama
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (kdS6q)
Our new Justin Bieber Birthday Pinata features Justin with his new short haired look on a background of purple featuring purple and black party streamers. http://is.gd/NBx4Bu
We are doomed.
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (QupBk)
Hey, honey, they'll be gone before you know it. I
look back at the time I fretted over my parents and their demands. God,
I miss them, and all their demands, so much now. And I was their soul
caregiver. (Lib sister couldn't be bothered.)
I know what you're going through. Take deep breaths. I'll say prayers and send positive thoughts to you.
{{hugs}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (UOM4
greatest truism written this night.
and add a hug
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (nqBYe)
{{hugs}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (UOM4
*hugs back*
Thank you.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (PMCY9)
Nah, my girls are old school romantics.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (l86i3)
Had to be some messed up script. Bad writing that slipped passed an editor. No one can be that stupid.
Posted by: Robert at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (NTBjC)
*****
Yeah, I've studied some of the great flatulosophers of the ages-
Anus-stotle
Stinkrates
George Whooshington
Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Carthage at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (AUeaU)
Someone remind Ace that Justin Bieber is on SNL tonight
Like he doesn't already have it Tivoed.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: sTevo at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (Tufme)
Cherish the time.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (PMCY9)
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.
So, she either can get a job at CNN, or manning the poles at Jerrys Crystal Palace.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (ZOf1l)
A major winter storm will bring heavy snow and strong winds from
northeast Colorado into central Minnesota Sunday into Monday. Snowfall
amounts in the hardest hit areas across eastern South Dakota will reach
over a foot with 50 mph winds creating whiteout conditions.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (U/ZJP)
How the hell have I gone this long without ever hearing that. Thank you - that is hilarious.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (9XBK2)
Per the sidebar,our super popular,super cool President doesn't trust
UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around
him.
You hate the United States Constitution. You decide to remove the bolts of the U. S. Marines at your own inauguration. Here's your sign.
So glad our son is removing himself from serving this Marxist POS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (UOM48)
I'd send you a kitteh pic but I don't want to get an emu-sized box
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (BBWjt)
Oh look, the children actually appear to be staying in bed now. The wife is out of town.
*gears grinding, steam venting*
I do believe I'll go have a drink. A large one.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (TWR/K)
the people have forgotten kindness
their spirit falls to ruin
we shall pray for the people as we sing
this song of love
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (U/ZJP)
the sexy gray Dolphin
Gets pussy often
Under the sea
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (l86i3)
Heh.
Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Gov DeVille Patrick at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (piMMO)
*******
Just hope he isn't finally coming into his own.
Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (l86i3)
Drat you to heck for making me sniffle.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS)
based on principles they say they decoded from the Bible.
They didn't "lose it", they finally figured out that people are stupid enough to buy anything.
It was a revelation I had a few years ago too. I'm done with substance and hard work, other than for hobby purposes. I'm all separating rubes from their cash for trivialities and techno-bling.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (J6hHs)
Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (qqZuQ)
Hey, If only I were flexible enough.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (l86i3)
Naughty Naughty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQeISYNmbfc
man I miss the 80's
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (qVLrG)
Don't jump on the USNA in 2009 bit. I believe those rifles are de-mil'd, and have been for ages.
Posted by: J. at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (JZIAW)
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:35 PM (8sCoq)
http://youtu.be/ITY5Y2_kQyU
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (PMCY9)
Those two little Japanese girls were so cute. Even in black and white.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:35 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: sTevo at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (Tufme)
So, she either can get a job at CNN, or manning the poles at Jerrys Crystal Palace.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (ZOf1l)
You mean "personning" the poles at Jerry's Crystal Palace, right, comrade?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (IDSI7)
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:35 PM (8sCoq)
HINT: He's a fucking nutter.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (nqBYe)
It goes like this:
Global Warming --> Climate Change --> Climate Chaos --> It Doesn't Really Matter What The Fuck We Call It, It's Not Really About The Weather Bitchez
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (U/ZJP)
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Wasn't that sung by those teeny tiny Japanese babes.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (PMCY9)
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:35 PM (8sCoq)
Well well well, Two schools of thought.
1) they fucked him over and he snapped.
2) Attempt to cover up his libtardness by making him straight up crazy.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (piMMO)
REOPENING PROBE:
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firin
And not a minute to soon. I expect you all to subpena him so he can come in and testify. Don't shot him, it would violate his civil rights.
Got that?
Posted by: Sec Holder at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (wR+pz)
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing
I was afraid of that. We're in for some really ugly fucked up shit for years to come.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
Drat you to heck for making me sniffle.
Posted by: alexthechick
Whatever you do, *don't* use any tissue he gives you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (NTBjC)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (BBWjt).............................Me too pal...I wasn't voted best hair of senior class 1987 for slacking on the hair!! I miss that, now I spend half my morning with a flat iron making it straight
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (qVLrG)
Mothra babes! The Mothra babes rule.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:38 PM (Gk3SS)
http://youtu.be/_-wJxo4vqtg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (PMCY9)
That's them? no kidding?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Randal Graves at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (7xeJQ)
Yeah, it's not about the weather.
It's all about another avenue of collectivism to be inflicted on us by our intellectual betters, like this "Deb" person that went to Columbia University Journalism school.
Kinda puts it all in perspective.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Dante at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (E7Iyp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (TWR/K)
I dated a girl that did that - thought it was strange as hell. I'd burn my head if I had to do that.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:40 PM (7PqWL)
Someone with power should demand do know what they knew and when in Benghazi on 9/11/12, but they'll keep ignoring it.
Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (UOM48)
We'll have to investigate this, you know that right?
You will have to make everyone take sensitivity training AGAIN, you know that right?
You will have to pay off, I mean, pay a fine to us, you know that right?
Have a nice day, you racists MFers.
Posted by: Sec Holder at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (wR+pz)
I'm watching that too. It's heartbreaking.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (l86i3)
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There's other possibilities.
1. He watched too much Piers Morgan.
2. He became too chafed fapping over the CNN broads.
3. He got a form letter from Moochelle.
4. Global warming.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (qVLrG)
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing
THINK, you morons! This has nothing to do with investigating what happened
They're trying to get this guy to react, make a phone call, send a letter
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)
***
Her show is pretty good on a consistent basis.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (BBWjt)
It's a weird chick thing if they have lots of long hair and want it straight quick.
I tolerated it because of fake boobs and blowies (that I now call "windies" thanks to Breaking Bad).
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (7PqWL)
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.
now there's some seriously wasted student loan money
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (BBWjt)
=====
apparently the seriously wasted extends farther than that.
Posted by: jc at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (PlzOe)
Emi Ito died in 2012 at the age of 71. Her twin sister Yumi is still alive.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (PMCY9)
That neither the 'concerned' nor their G-ds really seem that concerned alleviates me of feeling bupkis.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (nqBYe)
Thought I saw that 30 survivors are at Walter Reed, but no one has the cojones to interview them.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (BBWjt)
...
Here's the best part:
After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans
Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (e8kgV)
A major winter storm will bring heavy snow and strong winds from
northeast Colorado into central Minnesota Sunday into Monday. Snowfall
amounts in the hardest hit areas across eastern South Dakota will reach
over a foot with 50 mph winds creating whiteout conditions.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (8sCoq)
Bah. It's not the Northeast, so who gives a shit?
Posted by: The MFM at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (sdi6R)
I spent the last 15 years doing that and then, a couple of months ago, I told my hairdresser, screw it, I'm tired of fighting with my naturally curly hair every morning. She gave me a great cut and all I have to do is scrunch it with my hand a bit while I'm blowdrying it. And I've been getting tons of compliments. It's so much easier and so much more flattering that I'm sorry I didn't do it years ago.
Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (BBWjt)
Yeah dude - that's a thing.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (7PqWL)
a sign
http://cheezburger.com/7036102400
and the arachnoid menace about to meet his end
http://thechive.com/2013/01/31/i-do-what-i-want-34-photos-3/do-what-i-want-29-7/
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (t8MQT)
class 1987 for slacking on the hair!! I miss that, now I spend half my
morning with a flat iron making it straight
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (TWR/K)
heh , hear, hear.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)
six different people
ten million times each
Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at February 09, 2013 09:45 PM (Hsgnv)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 09:45 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (BStAJ)
I dated a natural redhead and always thought she had straight hair.
Then one morning it was curly. I said, wow, you should do that more often. She said that was her natural curl.
It was so hot. I told her she was nuts for straightening her hair every morning. You chicks are nuts.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:45 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: Socratease at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (CzPtn)
scrunch it with my hand a bit while I'm blowdrying it. And I've been
getting tons of compliments. It's so much easier and so much more
flattering that I'm sorry I didn't do it years ago.
Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (BStAJ)
i wish, i'd have a foot long fro.
that's not an exaggeration.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (nqBYe)
They're trying to get this guy to react, make a phone call, send a letter
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)
I'd like to believe that, I would. But...you know....L.A.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)
Molly k., wait, you actually iron your hair? with a clothes iron, not a curling iron?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (BBWjt)
No....with one of these.... http://tinyurl.com/aprf8pt
Although, my sister did use to use a clothes iron.....before those things were invented.
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (X6akg)
I thought I was the only one here who saw that Buster Keaton movie.
Posted by: mallfly at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (jDjlM)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)
Well that's not going to work. It's Saturday.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)
It was so hot. I told her she was nuts for straightening her hair every morning. You chicks are nuts.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:45 PM (7PqWL)
The really sad part is, they don't do it for us, they do it to be acceptable to each other.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)
umm... wut?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (BBWjt)I'm 5 feet 2 inches. In high school with hair I bet I stood a good 5' 6. Now that those days are over I am standing about 5'2 again, with a little help from my straightner. Naturally curly hair, which I never had until my second child at age 24
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (TWR/K)
After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans
Posted by: at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (e8kgV)
Especially when he was in his ballerina tu tu's.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)
------------------------------------
I think you're giving the LAPD way too much credit.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)
LOL, hey BC.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (X6akg)
My ex-gf used a clothes iron. o_0
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (PMCY9)
And why might that be?
Later, all.
God bless. :-)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (ZuCIK)
REOPENING PROBE: LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing
Instead of shooting him while resiting arrest, we'd like to take him into custody and shoot him while he's attempting to escape.
*kerpow!*
Poste by: The LAPD
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)
Evenin OSP. How's it shakin?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)
Don't get me started.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (PMCY9)
In the new edition of Vanity Fair we learn, courtesy of brother
Ezekiel’s upcoming autobiography, that Rahm (who is Jewish) used to be a
poor, black child who faced the terrors of racism.
...
Here's the best part:
After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans
Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (e8kgV)
====
an entire family weaned on broken glass.
Posted by: jc at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Heaven's Gate at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (GEICT)
OK, Her excellence is a little down.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Randal Graves at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (7xeJQ)Mallrats. Nice. Ben Affleck's best work to date.
Posted by: Deb Feyerick at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (h/3GP)
Posted by: CMU VET at February 09, 2013 09:50 PM (dPSpR)
There's other possibilities.
1. He watched too much Piers Morgan.
2. He became too chafed fapping over the CNN broads.
3. He got a form letter from Moochelle.
4. Global warming.Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (qVLrG)
You left out the obvious, trumping, all purpose, go-toexplanation: BUSH!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:50 PM (IDSI7)
*kerpow!*
Poste by: The LAPD
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (kdS6q)
That's no fun. Here's a few tips on how to use a baton that they don't put in the training manual.
Posted by: The NYPD at February 09, 2013 09:50 PM (7PqWL)
*****
*shiver*
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:51 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:51 PM (PMCY9)
Re: The Ex- La Cop. No, they'll agree to re-hire him with back pay.
We'll be looking for more than that. An apology from the dad who's kids he shot, and of course, a full pension.
Posted by: Sec Holder at February 09, 2013 09:51 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: The NYPD at February 09, 2013 09:50 PM (7PqWL)
No, not the fudge sickle?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (l86i3)
chemjeff, what do you call a Bunsen burner?
The funny part is that most chemists today have never used a Bunsen burner.
Seriously. Open flame in a lab full of flammable solvents? OSHA would shit. Think heating mantles and oil baths.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (BBWjt)
My wife shattered her right arm in high school, so she couldn't do her hair by herself. (As she says, the left arm is there for symmetry.) So her mom helped her.
My wife had huge bangs in high school. Curling iron every morning. One morning, her mom isn't paying attention and...SIZZLE...curling iron on the forehead.
The wife tells the story that she's screaming and running in place but, of course, can't get away while her mom is yelling "What? What?! What the hell's the matter with you?!?!?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Deb Feyerick at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (h/3GP)
If there were an hour long TV drama called, "The Guy From Southie," Ben Affleck would have constant, praiseworthy work. It wouldn't be acting, mind you, but hey, it's a check.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (7PqWL)
why,
now?
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:53 PM (nqBYe)
Here's the best part:
After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans
Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin
"They darker than us! Woof! "
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:53 PM (kdS6q)
The funny part is that most chemists today have never used a Bunsen burner.
Oh they've all used it, but perhaps not since freshman chemistry.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:53 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)
FFS, that's a movie seen.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Truman North at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (8sCoq)
...
Here's the best part:
After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans
Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (e8kgV)
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Ah yes, we must forever concentrate on skin color as an status/identity marker in order to eradicate the use skin color as a status/identity marker. durrrrrrrr
I read david thompson's blog everyday in order to keep me sane.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Y5I9o)
morning, her mom isn't paying attention and...SIZZLE...curling iron on
the forehead.
Through a Series of Unfortunate Events that sadly did not include alcohol, I once super glued a curling iron to my head.
Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS)
Remember this is a Christian movie made in 1953. It will run at 10 PM on a Sat so no one will see it.
It's not called "Turner" Classical Movies for nothing.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (l86i3)
I saw a bit of that as I scrolled through. Dealing with family can be tough period. Times of illness? A freaking nightmare.
My grandparents were both recently sick. My grandfather, loooong time smoker, had a bad flare up of his COPD. My grandmother had a random virus that hit her hard. My dad goes by on a Sunday to check on them and almost called rescue when he walked in. They looked that bad.
My grandfather's comment? "We're better today. Yesterday I thought we were going to die here in this house."
My dad went through the fucking roof on them both.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 09:56 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:56 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (9XBK2)
Through a Series of Unfortunate Events that sadly did not include alcohol, I once super glued a curling iron to my head.
Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS).........................................................Mulitasking?
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: Holden McNeill at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (ME/AY)
Q: Why does it take more than one news anchor to change a light bulb?
A: Because they're stupid.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (U/ZJP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (PMCY9)
Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS)
.................................
My Queen {hugs}
Now please explain that. And know that we're laughing with you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)
I've come to the conclusion that we had a worse blizzard in OK two or three years ago. The drifts they've been showing are about the same size or maybe even a bit smaller than the drifts we had.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: Truman North at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (BBWjt)
You missed "Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker."
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (X6akg)
Oh they've all used it, but perhaps not since freshman chemistry.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:53 PM (BBWjt)
You let freshmen use a Bunsen burner? I'm a retired professor of chemistry, and I literally cannot remember the last time I saw a Bunsen burner (or a Meker burner, for that matter), either in an undergraduate or a research laboratory. Bunsen burners went to their reward about the time benzene was no longer used as an extraction solvent.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (nqBYe)
My dad went through the fucking roof on them both.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (GEICT)
It never even crossed Mommy's mind to call to let me know that my father was out of surgery and was fine. Because, hey, why would I care about that?
I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (PMCY9)
I know, I just whining, bu their guests can be full of shit. They have a show where the guest picks a movie and some of the comments are outrageously stupid, course it IS Hollywood.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (wR+pz)
OSP, Yes it is heartbreaking, and I would like to do some ball breaking, ass kicking and exposing the frauds!!!
Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (9XBK2)
Let's be honest, shall we?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)
Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS)
While it was on?
Impressive!
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 10:00 PM (7PqWL)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 10:00 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:00 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (ME/AY)
There's some of that (when you're young, especially), but it's also a matter of just getting bored with wearing your hair the same way all the time. Also there's the "grass is always greener" syndrome. My sister has naturally straight hair and she's been doing the electric curler thing since the '70's. She has very thick dark brown hair. I had the curly blonde hair - and we've been jealous of each other's hair all our lives ;-)
Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (BStAJ)
--------------------------------------------
I can hear it now. "Hold my beer. Watch this".
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (qVLrG)
umm... wow. was it on at the time?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (BBWjt)
You missed "Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker."
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (X6akg)
Oh wait....could of hurt like a mofo from the super glue.
Nevermind......I need to go to bed.
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 10:00 PM (mqCRO)
Yep, get your chores done first, cause you won't give a shit after the third.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (PMCY9)
One of my sisters is a six ft. california girl . When she was in her twenties she could stop traffic , and I mean gorgeous , but she always saw herself as the overweight 12 yr. old . When she was a chubby preteen she used humor to cope . Then when the ugly duckling turned into the swan she was a beautiful young woman with the comic ability of Jan Hooks . Unfortunately the chubby girl marked her for life , so she still see's herself as somewhat unnatractive and therefore somewhat unhappy . Weird huh ?
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (USjX1)
yup, we make them use the bunsen burner a few times. we even have a lab where they have to measure the waters of hydration by repeated heating in a crucible. but it is true, after freshman chemistry, they generally don't use a bunsen burner again. well, maybe in analytical, if they have to do a gravimetric analysis.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (0WLla)
I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (Gk3SS)
I had a little cousin who suffered from Neuroblastoma. I think I spelled that right. Really nasty cancer. Diagnosed around her 2nd bday. She was fortunate enough to be in remission when my wife and I got married and she was our flower girl. She was about 7 at the time.
My mother would hide bad reports from me. If a test came back poorly or treatment wasn't going well, she just flat ass wouldn't tell me. No amount of screaming on my part would get her to stop. Frankly, I was stunned she called and told us that she passed away the same day it happened.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (GEICT)
And why is there no X marks the go away or even better check box that they never bug me again.
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (t8MQT)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (nqBYe)
Got it in one. I was helping my college roommate who took high maintenance to new and exciting heights and once we got her tips done I had like two minutes to do my hair and I didn't notice that the glue had gotten onto the iron until it was glued to my head.
Apparently, she had never heard some of those words in that combination before.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)
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I poured hot wax on my junk once on a dare.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:04 PM (BBWjt)
***
It was ok.
But you have to factor in the leftwing agit prop as a negative.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 10:04 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (USjX1)
No, I was an obese child that as an adult became a runway model for several Dept stores in San Diego. I never saw myself as attractive. Others did, I didn't get it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (l86i3)
My mind starts to drift right into space,
And the words get stuck in my throat.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (U/ZJP)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)
Not that honest.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (qo244)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (BBWjt)
doll up for approval of other women.
I believe my fellow women give better advice on what's appropriate for the occasion but otherwise?
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)
I've done it for fun.
OOOPS TMI....
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (Ea64Y)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)
Not that honest.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT)
________________
omg--LOL
Soona--"Thread Winna"
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (Gk3SS)
laughing, yes i could see it.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:07 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at February 09, 2013 10:07 PM (Ag2iT)
Posted by: Willem Dafoe at February 09, 2013 10:07 PM (AUeaU)
I used benzene in O-Chem back in 1975, in college version 1.0, and when I went back to college , version 2.0 in 1978, benzene had disappeared.
I used a bunsen burner in high school chemistry in 1971-72, but I think that was the last time I ever used one.
And yeah, I glued my fingers together more than a few times making model airplanes as a kid.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 10:07 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (r2PLg)
No. Hell no. Fuck no. Just no. Do not encourage that. There is nothing remotely winning about pouring hot wax on your dick. No. Not ever.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (GEICT)
may I send you a kitteh pic?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (BBWjt)
Sure!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (PMCY9)
I saw some anti Carter messages in there as well until the end of the credits.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (BBWjt)
Here's your calibration: back in the day, we had to separate by extraction an acidic compound, a neutral compound, and a basic compound.
The basic compound? Beta-naphtylamine. It was suggested that we not get that shit on us. Sound advice.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT)
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It was my first wife that dared me. We were making hippy candles for Christmas. The bitch was Satan incarnate.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (qVLrG)
372I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.
It's always 5:00 somewhere...
...............
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning you know..
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (r2PLg)
No. Hell no. Fuck no. Just no. Do not encourage that. There is nothing remotely winning about pouring hot wax on your dick. No. Not ever.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (GEICT)
_____________________
I just don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.
Hopefully.
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (qVLrG)
You loved it, especially when she kissed it and made it better.
OH SHIT, TMI, again.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (l86i3)
Hopefully.
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (r2PLg)
Sonofabitch. You know someone's going to try!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (qVLrG)
__________Oh gawd I'm getting an ice cream headache from laughing.
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (BBWjt)
I am finding out here in this thread that there are a lot of non sexually liberated males here.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: AmeriDan at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (cq3QL)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)
On a dare. Sure, I'm gonna believe that.
Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (JgkPs)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)\
___________
I lurk the ONT so I think there was a guy that had a vasectomy without the anesthesia kicking in.
So he probably wins.
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (TWR/K)
Oh come on. You know better than that.
http://tinyurl.com/adv2hr7
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (l86i3)
I thought that Rubio was going to give a bi-lingual response to the Obama SOTU address?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (Md8Uo)
He is.....I think the Tea Party does their own response.
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (X6akg)
i decide after the first rip i would use a construction blow drier to soften the wax so i didn't have to do the other rip .
i think suffering should be kept at a minimum.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (9XBK2)
Oh come on. You know better than that.
http://tinyurl.com/adv2hr7Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)..............................I'll be damned.
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (l86i3)
*cough cough*
....................................................
*cough*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (Gk3SS)
Attractive people that don't realize it are my favorite folks , especially if they've allowed themselves to be happy .
I wish my kid sister could rid herself of the fat girl albatross . She's really sharp too . IQ in the 130's .
I love her very much .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (USjX1)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (z4WKX)
It *is* pretty awesome.
Just do all the kitchen tasks that require a knife before you pour the first one. Don't ask.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (U/ZJP)
We made them get a phone.
I told my sisters that if they see me doing dumb crap like that they are to come over here and slap me around.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (GoIUi)
RONS AND ETTES.....we have a friend in need. Who'll raise a glass with me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (GEICT)
Next they'll be sacrificing virgins. Makes as much sense.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (bKckD)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)
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Not trying to be a lecherous old man or anything....how did it turn out?
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (qVLrG)
Posted by: Baldy at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (opS9C)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (PMCY9)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:18 PM (nqBYe)
http://tinyurl.com/agqzvjj
It's about a hairstylist who became interested in recreating ancient Greek and Roman hairdos. Her name is Janet Stephens, and she has a number of videos on YouTube. Here's one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_HPjg-f8iQ
I think it's fascinating. Keep in mind that wealthy upper-class women in those days had servants to do that. I would imagine that elaborate, time-consuming hairstyles were probably a mark of wealth and luxury.
No, I'm not interested in becoming a hair stylist. Stop looking at me like that.
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 10:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:18 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (TWR/K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (PMCY9)
British doctor's want to ban assault knives for just that reason: http://tinyurl.com/aygrz6t
Posted by: Heaven's Gate at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (Vk2pI)
Yeah, because blizzards in winter in the north aren't perfectly normal. Best way to deal with blizzards, buy a big, ol', gas guzzling SUV and tell the environmentalists and Al Gore to suck it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (bKckD)
Posted by: AmeriDan at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (cq3QL)
(if it means not getting an emu-sized box in the mail)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (BBWjt)
I'm going slow tonight.
We went to a neighborhood bar last night during the snowstorm, and it was practically empty. We are friendly with the bartender, and she was quite generous with the gin in my martinis. A full pour, plus another 2/3 in the shaker.
I let my wife drive home, and I have never done that before.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (GsoHv)
I would but since I am fighting off a cold, I took cold meds and I really really don't want to be That Girl and combine booze and cold meds.
I'll just live vicariously through the Horde. And this chocolate. Mainly this chocolate.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (Gk3SS)
Confusion to the enemy .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (USjX1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (PMCY9)
I saw that movie. The one with the really hot chick with the feminine boyfriend/husband goes through the Julia Childs cookbook. I forgot the name, but Amy Adams is all that, two bags of chips and a HoHo.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (l86i3)
ok, someone said we women do it for other women? doll up for approval of other women.
And Brazilians? Where do they fit into this?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (IDSI7)
construction blow drier to soften the wax so i didn't have to do the
other rip .i think suffering should be kept at a minimum.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)
I tried to do one myself once.....that did not turn out well. Looked like I beat myself with a bat. I leave it to professionals.
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Steve at February 09, 2013 10:21 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:21 PM (IDSI7)
"Julia and Julia ."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2013 10:22 PM (GsoHv)
I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.
It's always 5:00 somewhere
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:04 PM (BBWjt)
Well, I tried drinking all day. You know to do that you have to start in the morning? It is pretty fun, but you build up a tolerance pretty quickly.
That and you get fat.I've quit early this year for lent, which starts Wednesday. Need to lose 30 lbs and you can not lose weight and drink. It takes three days to get all the alcohol out of your system.You don't start really losing weight till your fourth week. Then your body has figured out you are not drinking and your liver starts processing the fat.
Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 10:22 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (IDSI7)
I had an explanation written but I've said too much already.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:23 PM (l86i3)
Welfare recipients, all of the food stamp and rent subsidy recipients, all of the people on disability, and the forty something percent of the people who don't pay federal income tax. And union people.
I really hope that union people get a kick in the ass from Obamacare. Is that bad of me? Don't care.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:23 PM (bKckD)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:23 PM (9XBK2)
Assault wax. Michelle. airstrip onePosted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (U/ZJP)
I think that calls for assault spackle, not assault wax.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:24 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Baldy at February 09, 2013 10:24 PM (opS9C)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:24 PM (9XBK2)
Again, I hope union members take it up the ass from Obamacare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:25 PM (bKckD)
She was. And she was absolutely stunned by the attention and had no idea how to handle it. She had been the sort of girl guys see as "one of the guys." They liked to joke and hang out with her but wouldn't dream of asking her out on a date. Well, suddenly her old buds started wanting her as a girlfriend. And she told me she had never even been on a date before - only used by strangers in bars with beer googles on who never called her afterward. She was smart but incredibly clueless about dating, guys, flirting. Some of her old girlfriends ditched her because, honestly, we all felt drab next to her - she looked like a supermodel. She started to freak out at the attention - at guys staring at her and hitting up on her. And then she started to put the pounds back on. A year later, she was back to her old weight, and back to being "one of the guys."
The thing that really got my goat was that she accepted the old girlfriends who dropped her. They wanted to be her friend again once she was no longer competition. I couldn't stand those phonies, but well, for some reason, she forgave them.
Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 10:26 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:28 PM (9XBK2)
I am very pissed off at whatever happened to youtube via google. Completely messed up my account. Wouldn't let me reregister using my old account info. Had to reregister as a new person, lost all my old saves. Now I have to do searches to find laughing babies, talking dogs, howling beagles, and toddlers in diapers talking gibberish to each other. This is just tragic.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:30 PM (bKckD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:31 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 10:34 PM (U/ZJP)
Weird huh ?
I'm going to head to the ont , and mostly lurk .
See ya'll around .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:39 PM (USjX1)
I saw this documentary once about groupies and they talked about one
Plaster Caster(Mary or something) .She made casts of the rock stars
dicks.I think she mentioned Hendrix ruined his though.
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (9XBK2)
Most people don't know it, but plaster of Paris gets smoking hot as it cures; hot enough to cause a great deal of discomfort to the member being cast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2013 10:41 PM (673KB)
Posted by: Sho Nuff at February 09, 2013 10:46 PM (jo0fs)
So he probably wins.
Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (r2PLg)
I won? COOL!
(Went pheasant hunting the next day. That seriously hurt)
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 09, 2013 10:52 PM (Qxe/p)
Karen went from The Fat Girl to drop-dead gorgeous and she didn't know how to be drop-dead gorgeous. She went on a diet hoping to become more attractive. She wanted to be cute. She wanted to have a Boyfriend. She wasn't prepared to turn the head of every single man on the street. That's an incredible amount of power to have - that level of beauty. She didn't know how to handle it. I don't think most women would, even though it's something women strive for.
Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 10:55 PM (BStAJ)
All I'm saying is that if Netflix is the future (and I think it is), we're in for a much brighter future in Pop Culturedom.
If you have wireless Internet, for the cost of a Roku and $7.99 you can see if I'm crazy or not.""Top 5 Reasons Conservatives Should Champion Netflix"http://tinyurl.com/a9honow"House of Cards" is every bit as good as anything you'd find on the so called premium cable channels, perhaps better. There are fine performances that won't be honored with awards as they aren't being delivered in the preferred genre and storyline that those who give the awards with their political attachments, prefer.
Posted by: Caustic at February 10, 2013 01:40 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 10, 2013 03:47 AM (lD8ju)
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at February 10, 2013 08:21 AM (irFb8)
Posted by: Esau's Message at February 10, 2013 09:01 AM (6c62F)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (U/ZJP)
I had never heard about that. Useful to know that term. Thanks.
Posted by: theCork at February 10, 2013 02:21 PM (SeHfs)
Seriously though---
Just a heads on The Ashley Judd situation you discussed earlier. re: she's thinking of running against for Mitch McConnell's senate seat. If I'm reading the signals from my various Democratic contacts right.-- ie. lots and lots of posts pushing the idea of her running against him are being made by people who run the kentucky democratic machine, and their big supporters --It's looking like more and more like she's going to be launched. I sincerely hope I am wrong on this hunch. I'm already getting sick of the beauty and the beast meme and of course, the McConnell is wealthy and that means he is evvviilll meme- very tiresome.
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 11, 2013 12:21 AM (g5wi5)
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