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Posted by: Ace at 08:51 PM



Comments

1
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¿Uno ?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 08:52 PM (Cnqmv)

2 Just pre-programmed. Blame GW for everything.

Posted by: Shel at February 09, 2013 08:53 PM (Ryj7s)

3
I once got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Posted by: Deb Feyerick at February 09, 2013 08:53 PM (oqpa3)

4 She voted for Obama, so it's ok.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (F2Vrz)

5 Pinheads have blamed earthquakes and volcanoes on global warming, why not meteors?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (J6hHs)

6 Also, once from a toilet seat.

Posted by: Deb Feyerick at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (oqpa3)

7 The stupid. It burns.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:55 PM (qVLrG)

8 Posted by: Shel at February 09, 2013 08:53 PM (Ryj7s)

I read that as "blame G W Bush for everything", but your version works as well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 08:55 PM (Cnqmv)

9 Hey, CNN scrunt, lie back and think of SMOD.

Embrace the suck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM48)

10 Looks like a "butt" post to me.

Posted by: No more redhot poker up the ass at February 09, 2013 08:56 PM (1XRS7)

11 Rush has an old comedy bit that suggests this very thing from moonbats.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (qVLrG)

12 Sometimes, somebody's stupidity leaves you absolutely speechless. Ace's post is about as diplomatic as he could possibly be given the situation.

And no, it's not parody/satire, she's completely serious. SMOD can't come soon enough.

Posted by: paranoidpyro at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (eF+zs)

13 Well duh? Why else would they be reported on by meteorologists?

Posted by: The Meaty Urologist at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (qqZuQ)

14 I mean, I'd love to think it was a snarky joke, but somehow I just can't give her (or anyone in the MSM) that much credit.


Posted by: Shel at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (Ryj7s)

15 Bill Nye is looking really fucking weird these days.

PS - He is Bill Nye, The Science Fraud guy: http://bit.ly/zAi9Ic

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (7PqWL)

16 This planet doesn't deserve another day of existence.

And Bill Nye? You look like a pedo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (UOM48)

17 Then I saw the thousand motorcycles, as they made meat out of Mars.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (xjpRj)

18 Slavery is freedom, war is peace, and ignorance is strength in our brave new world.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (AUeaU)

19 What in the fucking fuck? Really? This person is allowed to drive? And vote? And breathe???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (GEICT)

20 And she's white too. I'm so ashamed.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (qVLrG)

21 Is this one of the new smart people that Zucker hired?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (yV4dN)

22 As mentioned in the article's comments, Bill Nye looks like Orville Rechi, Reddin, um, the popcorn guy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (xjpRj)

23
Save the polar bears and skinny fish.

Posted by: Al Gork at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (ndqJC)

24 There's a lot of things caused by global warming.

Flat tires, sour milk, rust, leaky faucets, crying infants, etc. Its insidious

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (J6hHs)

25 You see, when the planet heats up, the increased temperature and, what I like to call, "heat waves", emanating from the planet's atmosphere can attract extraterrestrial objects from outer space, like a magnet. Yup, just like a magnet. Why, if this global warming continues unabated, it is only a matter of time before the magnetic pull from the climate forcing effect will invite aliens to invade. Stop global warming now before the aliens attack!

You can trust me, because I am a trusted member of the media and I have gone through extensive training at multiple institutions of higher education.

Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)

26 I have no doubt whatsoever, that right now, the "smart" cocktail parties in NYC and DC are agreeing with this scrunt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (UOM48)

27 @Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 08:55 PM (Cnqmv)

Only after I typed "GW" did I taste the delicious irony....

Posted by: Shel at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (Ryj7s)

28 What no Hat Tip for Neithmeyer's dead horse? See last thread.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (wR+pz)

29

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25 72 86 20 43
31 88 24 11 46
42 52 69 81 27
23 80 25 79 43

Posted by: John has a long mustache at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (QupBk)

30 Bill Nye. Pedo? Discuss.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (UOM48)

31 A nice clean asteroid or comet strike is really looking like the best we can hope for.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (9XBK2)

32 You can trust me, because I am a trusted member of the media and I have gone through extensive training at multiple institutions of higher education.
Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)


I think the moon will be sucked in before aliens.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:01 PM (l86i3)

33 Well, here's a novel way to get SMOD to come here faster: moar global warming!

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (BBWjt)

34 ¿Que?

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

35 There's a lot of things caused by global warming.Flat tires, sour milk, rust, leaky faucets, crying infants, etc. Its insidious
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (J6hHs)


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My near non-existant sex life. Yup. Global warming.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (qVLrG)

36 Stop global warming now before the aliens attack!

Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)

But that would eliminate the best chance for global economic recovery!!11!!

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Laureate at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (7PqWL)

37 Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.So who the fuck voted for Obama??

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)

38 I have spoken to people who honestly believe that the warming on Mars is caused by carbon emissions on Earth.


I swear I heard a hemisphere of my brain shriek "Avenge me!" before committing suicide the last time someone said that in front of me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)

39 Who would dare mention Al Gore and gravitational pull in the same thread?

Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (qqZuQ)

40 And just remember: They think they are smarter than us. Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (BBWjt)

41
Stop global warming now before the aliens attack!

You can trust me, because I am a trusted member of the media and I have gone through extensive training at multiple institutions of higher education.
Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)


Why is it that global warming only kicks in in the summer?

Oh, I forgot. It's Bush's fault.

Sorry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (IDSI7)

42 Disregard 37,I really don't want to fight over the election again.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)

43 If SMOD hits off the southeastern coast, we rednecks go quickly. Tsunami, here we come.

Praying for SMOD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (UOM48)

44 Fuck this punctuation noise. I'm going drinking. Anyone in the Baltimore area is welcome to join.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (8AF9+)

45 Inhale. Exhale.

Posted by: Deb's Flash Cards at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (OqFRE)

46 42 Disregard 37,I really don't want to fight over the election again.
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)

Ohio Poll Workers - many, many times.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (7PqWL)

47 Nye is a big fat lefty and Warming Propagandist, so it's kind of funny that even his crazy ass refused to bite at her suggestion.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (yV4dN)

48 Despair is a sin and I'm sinning like crazy.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (9XBK2)

49 With our luck, SMOD will have a Lucas ignition and wind up center punching fucking Ayers Rock.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (J6hHs)

50 YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THIS ON FOX ---> CNN Anchor Asks If Asteroid Was Caused By **Global Warming**: http://shar.es/Yvfuh


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (piMMO)




As if anyone needed any more convincing that journalism
grads are dumber that women studies grads, african american studies
grads, sociology grads, or shrinks.

Had to copy/paste from the last thread.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (ZOf1l)

51 You'd think that CNN would know better than to let a news desk bimbo ad lib on national television.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (WM+rJ)

52 CNN. heh.

Can't even come up with appropriate snark.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (UOM48)

53 Well, of course, the asteroid was caused by GW. The heat of the Earth acted as an attraction to the negatively charged ions on the asteroid making it attracted to the "hot" ions of the Earth's atmosphere.

We should be thankful that the Blizzard Nemo arrived to cool the Earth just in time to reverse the ion charges of the upper atmosphere and shield the Earth from a disaster.

Stupid little people. Don't try to explain things you have no idea about.


Posted by: UN Global Warming Commissoner at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (wR+pz)

54 Crabs. Global warming.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (qVLrG)

55 Nye is a big fat lefty and Warming Propagandist, so it's kind of funny that even his crazy ass refused to bite at her suggestion.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 09, 2013 09:05 PM (yV4dN)


He was so great teaching fun science things to kids. Should have known he was FKD up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (l86i3)

56 38 I have spoken to people who honestly believe that the warming on Mars is caused by carbon emissions on Earth.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)


I hope you pointed out that the rovers are solar-powered.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

57 Apparently she thinks anything that falls from the sky is "weather."

I presume bombs, pigeon poop, and boulders falling off cliffs also qualify.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (GoIUi)

58 Why do I suddenly have John Goodman in Matinee doing the whole "in these magazines" bit from Matinee in my head?

*taps chin* It's a mystery.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (Gk3SS)

59 The clap. Global warming.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (qVLrG)

60 Some people think calling them "shit for brains" is an upgrade offer.
For some people it would be.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (t8MQT)

61 We humans are so powerful, we are now impacting the heavens AND the earth.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (piMMO)

62 Why is it that global warming only kicks in in the summer?
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A good deal of the country got 2 feet of global warming this weekend.

Oh, I seem to have seen in passing that 5 of the top snowstorms in Boston history have happened since 1995. That's a lot of global warming...no?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (AUeaU)

63 Gawd how the hell does that even work....

unless the Global--is her cranium--and the warming is her brain burning.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (r2PLg)

64 Per the sidebar,our super popular,super cool President doesn't trust UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around him.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (9XBK2)

65 She is incredibly insightful.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (IDSI7)

66 http://youtu.be/XbQVaupPS80?t=13s

Posted by: chris at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (LWiW8)

67 37
Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.So who the fuck voted for Obama??


Us white people over here.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (wR+pz)

68 As if anyone needed any more convincing that journalism

grads are dumber that women studies grads, african american studies

grads, sociology grads, or shrinks.
***
A college degree generally means you had the opportunity to learn, but by no means does it mean that you actually learned anything.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (AUeaU)

69 #AlsoGlobalWarming solar eclipse, the change of seasons, KFC's spicy chicken sandwich, and jalapeno peppers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (piMMO)

70 Did someone say asteroids? I can help!

Posted by: Preparation H at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (qqZuQ)

71 The economy in the shitter. Global warming.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (qVLrG)

72 She set her dildo to ramming speed and then--this.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (r2PLg)

73 44Fuck this punctuation noise. I'm going drinking. Anyone in the Baltimore area is welcome to join.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 09, 2013 09:04 PM (8AF9+) .........................................Good Gosh man you just now are deciding to do that? Of course Idon't have snow toscoop or inside fires to start to keep warm. It's 45 and rainy here

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (TWR/K)

74 I'll believe in Global Warming when dolphins, whales and sharks storm CNN's Atlanta studios in force and eat every single douchebag live, on-air.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (UOM48)

75 Dunning-Kruger to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (79AXR)

76 I hope you pointed out that the rovers are solar-powered.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (sdi6R)



I was actually rendered speechless. No, wait, I do believe I did blurt out "are you fucking serious?" once before being hauled off and having drinks poured down my throat to shut me up.


As far as the whole Earth not actually warming in a decade thing, the hip new thing is climate chaos. It's lovely since no matter what happens, it's mankind's fault.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (Gk3SS)

77 Oh, I seem to have seen in passing that 5 of the top snowstorms in Boston history have happened since 1995. That's a lot of global warming...no?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (AUeaU)


Oh goodness, don't you know anything? For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Super hot summer, crazy cold and snowy winter. That's scienec bitches. What do you think of me now?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (l86i3)

78 Every once in a while I run into something that reminds me that the vast majority of humanity has a woeful understanding of science and what it has told us about the universe.

I was once doing some computer upgrade work for a film director who make eight digit figures per project who was amazed to discover how wildly contra-reality his current project was and for no good reason other than a lazy and/or stupid writer. Things like a creature that goes from the size of a hamster to that of an elephant in less than a day might need to acquire some mass from somewhere, even if it were solar powered. It would still be utter nonsense but at least if the creature ate a lot to convert that mass into more of itself it would be somewhat less ridiculous.

I had to explain that he shouldn't call this a science fiction story if everything was going to happen by magic with no cost or consequence.

This was a guy who makes more in a month than I likely will in my entire life but had ideas about how things work that would make a ten year old slap his forehead in disbelief.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (kcfmt)

79 #AlsoGlobalWarming snowpocalypse, Doritos tacos, spicy Latin music and the macarena

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:10 PM (piMMO)

80 I'll believe in Global Warming when dolphins
___
Silly human, we don't eat people. Fish are for eating.

Now sex? That's a fish of a different color...


Posted by: Some Dolphin at February 09, 2013 09:10 PM (AUeaU)

81 You suck too much you know what at CNN and there is a vacuum effect.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 09:10 PM (r2PLg)

82 Oy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2013 09:11 PM (Iyg03)

83 Bill Nye the Science Guy is on the same level as Super Dave Osborn: two yucks coasting off of stupidity for years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2013 09:11 PM (BuSM8)

84 Well, Deb- just consider the asteroid a drone strike from God.

Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:11 PM (qqZuQ)

85 The clap. Global warming.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (qVLrG)

Justin Bieber, Backstreet Boys, InSync, New Kids on the Block, Jackson 5, Boyz II Men, and New Edition.....All caused by global warming. And don't get me started on the Osmonds.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:11 PM (ZOf1l)

86 They got Bill Nye on loan from the New Republic.

Posted by: AD at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (BBYR/)

87 78 Hey,at least the Blob absorbed bio mass to get bigger.(the original Alien screenplay the alien ate not only the crew but all their supplies to explain it's huge growth)

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (9XBK2)

88 And now for something completely different--in regards to the possible leak of Harrison as Khan in the Entertainment Weekly article--normally, it would not make sense for the industry media to know inside plot bits of a movie. Because they are not inside, by definition, and the studio has gone to major efforts to keep secrecy, as is often standard for these types of films with rabid fan bases.

But...it would make sense for the industry media to know some things if they were basically insiders on something else, and could at least be told "yes, we did" with assurance the secret would be kept.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: J. at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (JZIAW)

89 For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Super hot summer, crazy cold and snowy winter.
___
Warmer = Global Climate Change
Colder = Global Climate Change
Wetter = Global Climate Change
Drier = Global Climate Change

Don't you rednecks understand SCIENCE?

Posted by: Some Liberal at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (AUeaU)

90 Per the sidebar,our super popular,super cool President doesn't trust UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around him.
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (9XBK2)


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Holy shit! The regime has become dangerously paranoid. This really is scary.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (qVLrG)

91 I thought I was immune, inured, had heard it all. This actually brought tears to my eyes (almost, he said manfully) it hurt so bad.

Posted by: Mindful at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (8KGvR)

92 Oh Noes, global warming so bad it's turn into solar warming.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (NzBQO)

93 Oh Shit, Zapata looks like is going to attack.


Looks like the yard men are going to want a raise.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (wR+pz)

94 Oh, and let me add to my previous post:

I'll believe in global warming when dolphins, whales, sharks, giant squid, octopus, baby harp seals, otters, and sea birds eat every fucking idiot on set at CNN Atlanta or NYC.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM48)

95 Bill Nye has a BACHELOR'S degree in mechanical engineering.

Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (MMC8r)

96 I'll believe in Global Warming when dolphins, whales
and sharks storm CNN's Atlanta studios in force and eat every single
douchebag live, on-air.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (UOM4




Well, hello there new Happy Place, how you doin'?



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (Gk3SS)

97 Per the sidebar,our super popular,super cool President doesn't trust
UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around
him.
***
And when you stop to consider that project is the hallmark of liberalism...

Baring a miracle this country won't survive one more generation.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (AUeaU)

98 Ya know I thought the election was supposed to cure earth of concerns such as this.


Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (nqBYe)

99 This was a guy who makes more in a month than I
likely will in my entire life but had ideas about how things work that
would make a ten year old slap his forehead in disbelief.


Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (kcfmt)

I seem to remember that in the Sci-Fi classic, "Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman", the woman involved did eat a hell of a lot during the growth phase.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (673KB)

100
80I'll believe in Global Warming when dolphins
___
Silly human, we don't eat people. Fish are for eating.

Now sex? That's a fish of a different color...


..........................


I read somewhere that dolphins are one of only 2 animals that actually have sex for pleasure.. How anyone would know that and why I even remember it I have no clue.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (TWR/K)

101 Steevy, I'm sure it was the Latinos and other races and it a lot of voters voting twice.
I believe more people sat this one out than last time. I think that is what screwed us for the next four years.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (z4WKX)

102 Holy shit! The regime has become dangerously paranoid. This really is scary.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:12 PM (qVLrG)


Well, when some crazy baggage handler goes tearing toward prezzy with a glock, the marines can pick up their rifles and scream "BANG BANG"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (l86i3)

103 90
Per the sidebar,our super popular,super cool President doesn't trust
UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around
him.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:08 PM (9XBK2)



Sometimes this is a good idea.

Posted by: Anwar El Sadat at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (wR+pz)

104 95
Bill Nye has a BACHELOR'S degree in mechanical engineering.

Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (MMC8r)

I saw that. But when has that ever stopped an engineer from claiming they know every thing about everything?He does have a Ph.D in popcorn making though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (BuSM8)

105 Hey, if cow farts produce methane, just imagine what dinosaur farts must have been like. A blast from a T-Rex's ass must have been something. Almost as massively smelly and obnoxious as what comes out of a CNN anchors' mouth.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (BStAJ)

106 Actually, this really doesn't surprise me. I know several people under the age of 30 that never had a general physical science class in either K-12 or college.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:15 PM (qVLrG)

107
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (MMC8r)

He also once tried to patent using a bag filled with water as a magnifying glass so he could sell it to schools.
Seriously.

Posted by: tsrblke at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (GaqMa)

108 @49

Lucas Electronics are the SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!!

Posted by: Any MG Owner at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (E7Iyp)

109 #95

Actually, that's a Confirmed Bachelor's Degree, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (kcfmt)

110 101 Yeah,those people who sat it out....well,I said I don't feel like fighting.Just lay back and embrace the suck.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (9XBK2)

111 At one point in my life I was trying to teach science at a college known for its teaching program.
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I have never met a less intellectually curious group of people in my life.

And their ilk have been edumacting geniuses like Deb Feyerick for several generations now.

I'm amazed we aren't pouring mountain dew on the crops yet.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (AUeaU)

112 Words fail at that weapons grade stupidity. Neutronium has just been replaced as the densest material known outside of a black hole.

And when I saw 'blame GW' I thought of Guild Wars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (PMCY9)

113 are you guys dumb? Let me explain
e=mc2
greater mass = greater energy, therefor greater energy means greater mass
earth heats up = more energy = more mass
more mass means greater gravitational pull
Therefor... global warming means more mass, means the current First Lady's ass of course weighs more than the previous First Lady's ass. (Don't mention Hillary, or I'll accuse you of taking money from the oil industry.)
As always, Science Prevails!

Posted by: mallfly at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (jDjlM)

114 Holy shit! The regime has become dangerously paranoid. This really is scary.


***

I'd love t see a personality profile that lines him up against the great dictators of yore.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)

115 This. Is. CNN.

Posted by: Andy at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (OZPoa)

116
Well, hello there new Happy Place, how you doin'?





Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:14 PM (Gk3SS


Hey, girl, how you doin'? I'm just in my deep, dark, angry place. Other than that, I'm all shits and giggles.

And you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM48)

117 Cool. I had to replace the battery in my "atomic clock" earlier today. It just got the radio signal and the second hand was racing like a bat out of hell for a couple of minutes until it synched up. I usually don't get to see that. It normally happens when I'm either asleep or away.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

118 I'll believe in global warming when dolphins, whales, sharks, giant squid, octopus, baby harp seals, otters, and sea birds eat every fucking idiot on set at CNN Atlanta or NYC.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM4

Nix on the harp seals. They are out clubbing, the irresponsible little bastards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (673KB)

119 I read somewhere that dolphins are one of only 2 animals that actually
have sex for pleasure.. How anyone would know that and why I even
remember it I have no clue.
___
Oh, I know all about it.

All
About
It.


Posted by: Malcolm Brenner at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)

120 Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

Dude, you need a hobby.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (l86i3)

121 #104

A lot of engineers are completely insane. I've lost count of the number of guys who had real engineering credentials who lost it in middle-age and started selling perpetual motion devices based on principles they say they decoded from the Bible.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (kcfmt)

122 Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.So who the fuck voted for Obama??
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)





Send....more......Poll Workers

Posted by: Zombie in the Ambulance at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (MBqvE)

123 Hey, if cow farts produce methane, just imagine what dinosaur farts must have been like. A blast from a T-Rex's ass must have been something. Almost as massively smelly and obnoxious as what comes out of a CNN anchors' mouth.


***

And if our water supply survived dinosaur turds the size of rape-vans, well, I think the Earth can take care of itself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (piMMO)

124 well, they thought the undersea earthquake that set off that killer tsunami a few years ago was global warming too

and fracking causes earthquakes, doncha know

and how did the Apollo 11 flag stick out from the pole when EVERYBODY KNOWS there's no wind on the moon

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (8sCoq)

125 CNN, giving White people a bad name.

What next? A Black president? Oh wait, never mind.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (wR+pz)

126 I am the center of the universe, so of course everything is going to gravitate to me. Da!!!

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (F2Vrz)

127 But when has that ever stopped an engineer from claiming they know every thing about everything?

heh

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (BBWjt)

128 "I read somewhere that dolphins are one of only 2 animals that actually have sex for pleasure. "

Dolphin foreplay - they watch old reruns of "Flipper."

Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (BStAJ)

129 Global warming ?
I wish .
Feeding my wood stove is gettin' old . This in s.carolina .
I don't know how you folks up north handle it . Guess it's that vaunted flinty toughness that tfg went on about . If there's anyone who exemplify's flinty toughness it's Obama .
Bud's , ranger school ? pussies .
Tough ? obama ,rahm , daly, that little fuck with the hair , cant remember his name ,you know , the guy that tried to sell the senate seat . Way tough .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (USjX1)

130 and fracking causes earthquakes, doncha know

Actually, fracking does cause earthquakes. Really tiny ones.

YOu know what causes bigger earthquakes? Carbon sequestration.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (BBWjt)

131 But when has that ever stopped an engineer from claiming they know every thing about everything?

heh
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:19 PM (BBWjt)


Yep, the Cliff Klavins of the professional world.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (l86i3)

132 >Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.


How many? I'm guessing even one would be kinda heavy

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (8sCoq)

133 Dear Mr./Ms. SMOD,

If you could be so kind to introduce CNN anchor Deb Feyerick to some real global warming, I would be extremely grateful.

Thank you in advance.

W. Cut-Loop, Esq, PhD, PDQ, WTf

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (NTBjC)

134 37 Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.So who the fuck voted for Obama??
Posted by: steevy



Obama carried overwhelminglythe Living Impaired demographic.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (a26SC)

135 Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.So who the fuck voted for Obama??

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)

well if other nations can contribute funds for our elections perhaps they also contribute votes.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)

136 "I read somewhere that dolphins are one of only 2 animals that actually have sex for pleasure. "


What's the other?

Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)

137
Every once in a while I run into something that reminds me that the vast majority of humanity has a woeful understanding of science

Center of the earth millions of degrees (Fahrenheit or Centigrade, you pick; in the words of the sage, what difference does it make?).

Sure. The center of the earth isa plasma, inexplicably much hotter than the sun (< 10000 K). I have this on good authority from a Nobel (Peace) Laureate, so he couldn't possibly have his head up his ass.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (IDSI7)

138 Oh, I know all about it.

All
About
It.


Posted by: Malcolm Brenner at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)........................................................That is very disturbing.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (TWR/K)

139 Marlon Brando is one mean Mexican. Who knew he was really Zapata?

That explains all that Indian love shit.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (wR+pz)

140 Jane D'Oh, otters and beavers at CNN. Oh my! PPV baby!

And totally OT but AlextheChick will like this. Found out on ShoeBuy that the $15 gift certificate I bought with MyCoke Rewards works on shoes that are for sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (PMCY9)

141 I've lost count of the number of guys who had real engineering
credentials who lost it in middle-age and started selling perpetual
motion devices based on principles they say they decoded from the Bible.
___
Sounds legit.

Posted by: Archimedes Plutonium at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (AUeaU)

142 I'd love t see a personality profile that lines him up against the great dictators of yore.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)


------------------------------------------------


Stalin's paranoia comes to mind.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (qVLrG)

143 and George HW Bush went to Iran in the jump seat of an SR71

GOOGLE IT PEOPLE

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (8sCoq)

144
What's the other?

***

I believe it's chimps.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (piMMO)

145 Dolphin foreplay - they watch old reruns of "Flipper."
Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:20 PM (BStAJ)

They call him Flipper
Flipper the sexy gray Dolphin
Gets pussy often
Under the sea

Hell yeah, I remember that show.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (l86i3)

146 Let's not bring it up again Steevy. We're stuck unless the press turn on him and expose the lying traitor he is.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (z4WKX)

147 or all middle schol children got out the vote.

ya know like in 2008 where children told the parents who to vote for.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (nqBYe)

148 Hey, girl, how you doin'? I'm just in my deep, dark, angry place. Other than that, I'm all shits and giggles.

And you?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:17 PM (UOM4



I'm okay. I'm trying to remind myself that being a Good Daughter is a wonderful, positive thing and that I cannot actually running screaming off into the night because this whole being a grown up thing sucks out loud. Dammit.


D'oh Boy is in my prayers.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (Gk3SS)

149 The Murray Gell-Mann Amnesia effect applies to cable as well as print media.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (U/ZJP)

150 136"I read somewhere that dolphins are one of only 2 animals that actually have sex for pleasure. "


What's the other?Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)......................Some kind of monkey I think. Well and people so maybe three. Not sure, dolphins stick out for some reason

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (TWR/K)

151 The Lyin kING stated he wanted to create a civilian army stronger than the US Military!
He
has! He didn't even have to pay us. He just threatened our health care,
our livelihood, our fiscal solvency and attempts at every turn to make
us slaves to his non working do nothing professional baby makers.
In
response we have bought nearly every gun and every box of ammo in stores
throughout this country. Coast to coast we have heeded his words and
mostly his actions and formed the militia the constitution talks about.
Now
he seeks to disarm us, to tell us not just what our kids can eat, how
much pop we can drink, what we should drive, what kind and how much
healthcare we will receive but also what weapons we should not own to
defend ourselves!
The good citizens of this formerly great country
have formed a militia against the excesses of a runaway government and
her Presstitute enablers and surprise, surprise the Lyin kING finds
himself on the wrong side of said militia and does not like it. TOUGH!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (X4b0F)

152 "I read somewhere that dolphins are one of only 2 animals that actually have sex for pleasure. " What's the other?
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)


--------------------------------------------


Gerbils.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (qVLrG)

153 I'd love t see a personality profile that lines him up against the great dictators of yore.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:16 PM (piMMO)


------------------------------------------------


Stalin's paranoia comes to mind.

****

Ever see the movie 'Copycat'?

It's as if he's the biological equivalent.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (piMMO)

154 I'll never forget back in 1998 I had a discussion with my brother in law who is now an MD and was an unapologetic liberal. He asked me what I thought about this new topic called "global warming." I was one of those low information guys who was sort of conservative but still voted for Clinton in '96. I told him that how in the hell could you blame man's existence on the planet's warming when the planet is 4 billion years old and we have been around what....2 million years. As dumb as I was then, not arguing the CO2 issues, the question still rings true to this day.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (ZOf1l)

155
You're replacing me on Celebrity Jeopardy, Zucker???

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (MBqvE)

156 #108

Hey, the remake series had teenage Jessica Alba. Just ignore the forearms and fuse the legs together, and you've got serious dolphin fappage.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (kcfmt)

157 Oh, I know all about it.

All
About
It.




Posted by: Malcolm Brenner at February 09, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)

umm..... no words

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (BBWjt)

158 Gerbils.---

I really don't think the poor little guys enjoy it to be honest.Oh well.

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (AUeaU)

159 Yayyy. 144th.

In before cow flatulence.


Oh, what? ...er, never mind.

Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (qqZuQ)

160
Stop global warming now before the aliens attack!

Posted by: Dr. Deb Feyerick, Ph.D., Esq. at February 09, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)

Speed global warming up so the aliens attack!!

And kill all the whales for the same reason....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (AC0lD)

161 This is what happens when you leave your brain on CNN.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (r2PLg)

162 Have I talked to you about "Herba Life"?


White people love it.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 09:24 PM (wR+pz)

163 Save the whales!!! Spock needs to mind-meld with one. Yeah that's it. Forget Pon Farr.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (PMCY9)

164 I'm in ur climate, warming ur atmosphere.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (sYUAj)

165 In before cow flatulence.Oh, what? ...er, never mind.

Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton


Yes, we've advanced to dino-flatus. You might want to hang on to your seat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (NTBjC)

166 "I read somewhere that dolphins are one of only 2 animals that actually have sex for pleasure. " What's the other?
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)


--------------------------------------------


Gerbils.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:23 PM (qVLrG)








Bow chick a wow wow....

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (MBqvE)

167 164
I'm in ur climate, warming ur atmosphere.


Posted by: LOLSMOD at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (sYUAj)

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (BBWjt)

168
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.

CNN




See, she went to Columbia too. She's every bit as smart as I am!

Posted by: Meghan Mccaine

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (kdS6q)

169 163 Save the whales!!! Spock needs to mind-meld with one. Yeah that's it. Forget Pon Farr.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (PMCY9)

Pon Farr, was that the dude that played Klinger on M*A*S*H?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (7PqWL)

170 Sacred honor compels me too point out that she's at least a little hot. Although you'd need the ball gag for the silence not the kink.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (t8MQT)

171

Is it a white asteroid?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (DAoux)

172 I was one of those low information guys who was sort of conservative but
still voted for Clinton in '96. I told him that how in the hell could
you blame man's existence on the planet's warming when the planet is 4
billion years old and we have been around what....2 million years.
***
IMO, the primary argument against catastrophic AGW is indeed history, but specifically recorded history.

It was warmer around 1100 then it is now. None of the doom saying predictions of the left occurred then, and in fact, the warmer earth produced greater prosperity.

So, if we are warming the Earth...good we should be trying to.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (AUeaU)

173 If the Earth is really a ball, why doesn't all of the water in the oceans rush down to Antarctica?

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson (D)eep Thinker at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (22kdL)

174 Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.

now there's some seriously wasted student loan money

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (BBWjt)

175 straight up racisss

Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (p39GY)

176 Pon Farr, was that the dude that played Klinger on M*A*S*H?
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (7PqWL)








No, that was Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (MBqvE)

177 To be fair, she doesn't blame the asteroid on GW. She questions whether the asteroid is responsible. That said, she's still an idiot for even posing the question.

I expect her to get an offer from MSNBC any day now.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (gBUvl)

178 rats
Sacred Moron honor

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (t8MQT)

179 I'm okay. I'm trying to remind myself that being a
Good Daughter is a wonderful, positive thing and that I cannot actually
running screaming off into the night because this whole being a grown up
thing sucks out loud. Dammit.


D'oh Boy is in my prayers.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (Gk3SS


Hey, honey, they'll be gone before you know it. I look back at the time I fretted over my parents and their demands. God, I miss them, and all their demands, so much now. And I was their soul caregiver. (Lib sister couldn't be bothered.)


I know what you're going through. Take deep breaths. I'll say prayers and send positive thoughts to you.


{{hugs}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (UOM48)

180 Sacred honor compels me too point out that she's at least a little hot. Although you'd need the ball gag for the silence not the kink.
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:26 PM (t8MQT)


Use the ring gag, shuts her up and gives you a third option.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (l86i3)

181 Someone remind Ace that Justin Bieber is on SNL tonight

I remember him mentioning he didn't want to miss that

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (8sCoq)

182 Global warming is a threat to us all.

In another few days I should be able to make it to my mailbox on account of the snow. But these severe winter storms are themselves a symptom of global warming. Correctly thinking persons know this.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (bzYZw)

183
Feyerick’s diverse work has been recognized by numerous organizations. The New York Association of Black Journalists honored Feyerick for her coverage of the foreclosure crisis. The American Muslim Union named her “Outstanding Journalist.” Feyerick received a National Headliner Award as part of CNN’s 9/11 investigative team; Emmy nominations for her work both on 9/11 and the Christmas Day bomber; a Gracie Award for her feature on sperm donor-born children; and Peabody Awards for team coverage of the 2008 presidential campaigns Hurricane Katrina.

CNN



Not too bad for an idiot, I must say.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (kdS6q)

184 Aren't dolphins also a rapey species? I remember reading they frequently commit gang rapes of female dolphins. And here I thought the buggers were so sweet and cute.

Feminists should be picketing Sea World and the Shedd Aquarium.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (BStAJ)

185 This is your brain on CNN

http://tinyurl.com/baqzsxe

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (piMMO)

186 >>Pon Farr, was that the dude that played Klinger on M*A*S*H?

No, he was the guy who had that 80's hit "Naughty Naughty".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (U/ZJP)

187
The thing is, the longer you collect statistics or continue the observation or measurement of any system, the more likely you are to observe outliers.

So the one aspect of this whole "what's up with the weather" is just that over time it's more likely to observe outliers to what is normal.


It seems mind boggling that worldwide global politics could be so maladjusted from a basic ignorance of statistical norms which can be found in any large system, like the world's climate.

And yeah, that Deb person is an idiot. And she's on TeeVee.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (Md8Uo)

188 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (Gk3SS


We love you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (l86i3)

189 Per the sidebar,our super popular,super cool President doesn't trust UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around him.

Perhaps Barry is worried about the Sadat precedent.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (QupBk)

190 It was warmer around 1100 then it is now. None of the doom saying predictions of the left occurred then, and in fact, the warmer earth produced greater prosperity.

So, if we are warming the Earth...good we should be trying to.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (AUeaU)

Greenland, people. They name it GREEN-land. As in, sans ice.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (7PqWL)

191 177
To be fair, she doesn't blame the asteroid on GW. She questions whether
the asteroid is responsible. That said, she's still an idiot for even
posing the question.

I expect her to get an offer from MSNBC any day now.
---------------

I meant to so say, she questions whether GW is responsible. I think I caught myself some stupid.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (gBUvl)

192 SAVE THE WHALES!!
Save the whales!
Save them big, fat, funky whales!!

Save the whales!!
Save the whales!!

But...

SHOOT THE SEALS!

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (E7Iyp)

193
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.[i/]

So suck it, wingnuts, that's her qualification to weigh in on scientific issues.

Also, she's ... uh ... unprejudiced ... by current scientific thought. Yeah, that's it, "unprejudiced."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (IDSI7)

194 Aren't dolphins also a rapey species?
___
You say rape like it is a bad thing.

Also, rape.

Posted by: Some Dolphin at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (AUeaU)

195 Hey OSP, is T going to get her kink on? That comment on the gag makes me wonder....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (PMCY9)

196 Isn't Global Warming to blame when it comes the Obama ?

Posted by: Jared Loughner at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (e8kgV)

197 Someone remind Ace that Justin Bieber is on SNL tonight

***

I bet Matt Lauer is beside himself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (piMMO)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (IDSI7)

199 White people love Matchbox 20 and LLBean

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (8sCoq)

200 If people had just told me that by "Global Warming" they meant "the Earth getting hit by meteors," I would have taken it way more seriously.

Posted by: AD at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (BBYR/)

201 I miss ole G-Dub and Cheney.

Posted by: Rhett Rumpwrangler at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (LSTjp)

202
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.

CNN




Roaree! Woot woot!

Posted by: Barack Obama

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (kdS6q)

203 To repeat myself

Our new Justin Bieber Birthday Pinata features Justin with his new short haired look on a background of purple featuring purple and black party streamers. http://is.gd/NBx4Bu

We are doomed.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (QupBk)

204
Hey, honey, they'll be gone before you know it. I
look back at the time I fretted over my parents and their demands. God,
I miss them, and all their demands, so much now. And I was their soul
caregiver. (Lib sister couldn't be bothered.)


I know what you're going through. Take deep breaths. I'll say prayers and send positive thoughts to you.


{{hugs}}




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (UOM4


greatest truism written this night.
and add a hug

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (nqBYe)

205 I know what you're going through. Take deep breaths. I'll say prayers and send positive thoughts to you.


{{hugs}}




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (UOM4



*hugs back*


Thank you.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (Gk3SS)

206 Thought I'd messed up and left an open italics link.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (IDSI7)

207 Hey OSP, is T going to get her kink on? That comment on the gag makes me wonder....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (PMCY9)


Nah, my girls are old school romantics.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (l86i3)

208 She's reading off a teleprompter, right?

Had to be some messed up script. Bad writing that slipped passed an editor. No one can be that stupid.

Posted by: Robert at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (LUnTP)

209 Yes, we've advanced to dino-flatus. You might want to hang on to your seat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 09:25 PM (NTBjC)

*****

Yeah, I've studied some of the great flatulosophers of the ages-

Anus-stotle

Stinkrates

George Whooshington

Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:30 PM (qqZuQ)

210 Thought I'd messed up and left an open italics link.
___
Trust me dude, it sucks when you do.

Posted by: Carthage at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (AUeaU)

211
Someone remind Ace that Justin Bieber is on SNL tonight



Like he doesn't already have it Tivoed.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (kdS6q)

212 I take this as 'words fail to describe the stupidity'.

Posted by: sTevo at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (Tufme)

213 Hang in there AlextheChick. Channel any of your negative feelings into that stalled story. Your characters will be begging for mercy within three pages.

Cherish the time.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (PMCY9)

214
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.


So, she either can get a job at CNN, or manning the poles at Jerrys Crystal Palace.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (ZOf1l)

215 gird y'all's loins

A major winter storm will bring heavy snow and strong winds from
northeast Colorado into central Minnesota Sunday into Monday. Snowfall
amounts in the hardest hit areas across eastern South Dakota will reach
over a foot with 50 mph winds creating whiteout conditions.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (8sCoq)

216 No, he was the guy who had that 80's hit "Naughty Naughty".
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (U/ZJP)

How the hell have I gone this long without ever hearing that. Thank you - that is hilarious.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (7PqWL)

217 I remember when global warming became popular and many dummies thought it and the supposed holes in the ozone layer(another bullshit theory) were the same thing or at least that one caused the other.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (9XBK2)

218 189
Per the sidebar,our super popular,super cool President doesn't trust
UNITED STATES MARINES to have bolts in their rifles when they are around
him.




You hate the United States Constitution. You decide to remove the bolts of the U. S. Marines at your own inauguration. Here's your sign.


So glad our son is removing himself from serving this Marxist POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (UOM48)

219 oh AtC so sorry that you are going through this
I'd send you a kitteh pic but I don't want to get an emu-sized box

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (BBWjt)

220 *waves to AtC, Beautiful and Terrible Queen of Alextopia*



Oh look, the children actually appear to be staying in bed now. The wife is out of town.

*gears grinding, steam venting*


I do believe I'll go have a drink. A large one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (GEICT)

221 @194

You sound like you'd be perfect for my little organization.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (7xeJQ)

222 I bet Matt Lauer is beside himself.Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (piMMO)......................................Or on top of himself if thats possible.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (TWR/K)

223 Mothra oh Mothra
the people have forgotten kindness
their spirit falls to ruin
we shall pray for the people as we sing
this song of love

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (U/ZJP)

224 They call him Flipper Flipper
the sexy gray Dolphin
Gets pussy often
Under the sea
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (l86i3)

Heh.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (BStAJ)

225 Don't talk to me about white shit. I got all I need, bitches.

Posted by: Gov DeVille Patrick at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (wR+pz)

226 I bet Matt Lauer is beside himself.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (piMMO)

*******

Just hope he isn't finally coming into his own.

Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (qqZuQ)

227 222I bet Matt Lauer is beside himself.Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (piMMO)......................................Or on top of himself if thats possible.Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (TWR/K).................................excuse me not possible. Behind himself I meant.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (TWR/K)

228 We love you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:28 PM (l86i3)



Drat you to heck for making me sniffle.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS)

229 who lost it in middle-age and started selling perpetual motion devices
based on principles they say they decoded from the Bible.


They didn't "lose it", they finally figured out that people are stupid enough to buy anything.

It was a revelation I had a few years ago too. I'm done with substance and hard work, other than for hobby purposes. I'm all separating rubes from their cash for trivialities and techno-bling.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (J6hHs)

230 Just hope he isn't finally coming into his own.
Posted by: Seamus Throckmorton Muldoon- leans right at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (qqZuQ)

Hey, If only I were flexible enough.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (l86i3)

231 No, he was the guy who had that 80's hit "Naughty Naughty"

Naughty Naughty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQeISYNmbfc

man I miss the 80's

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (BBWjt)

232 You can only understand Mothra in the original Japanese.
http://youtu.be/ITY5Y2_kQyU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (PMCY9)

233 I thought we had graduated from GW to climate change. Isn't there a flow chart somewhere that I can keep myself informed of my wretched humanity?

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (qVLrG)

234 Re : 97

Don't jump on the USNA in 2009 bit. I believe those rifles are de-mil'd, and have been for ages.

Posted by: J. at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (JZIAW)

235 REOPENING PROBE:
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:35 PM (8sCoq)

236 You can only understand Mothra in the original Japanese.
http://youtu.be/ITY5Y2_kQyU
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (PMCY9)

Those two little Japanese girls were so cute. Even in black and white.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:35 PM (l86i3)

237 Those two little Japanese girls were so cute.
---
OK, Roman.

Posted by: sTevo at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (Tufme)

238
So, she either can get a job at CNN, or manning the poles at Jerrys Crystal Palace.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (ZOf1l)


You mean "personning" the poles at Jerry's Crystal Palace, right, comrade?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (IDSI7)

239 235 REOPENING PROBE:
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:35 PM (8sCoq)

HINT: He's a fucking nutter.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (7PqWL)

240 man I miss the 80's


Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (BBWjt)

wrinkles nose.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (nqBYe)

241 I thought we had graduated from GW to climate change.

It goes like this:

Global Warming --> Climate Change --> Climate Chaos --> It Doesn't Really Matter What The Fuck We Call It, It's Not Really About The Weather Bitchez

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (BBWjt)

242 Mothra oh Mothra the people have forgotten kindness their spirit falls to ruin we shall pray for the people as we sing this song of love
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:32 PM (U/ZJP)


---------------------------------------------


Wasn't that sung by those teeny tiny Japanese babes.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (qVLrG)

243 OSP, the Peanuts.

http://youtu.be/_-wJxo4vqtg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (PMCY9)

244 REOPENING PROBE:
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:35 PM (8sCoq)

Well well well, Two schools of thought.

1) they fucked him over and he snapped.

2) Attempt to cover up his libtardness by making him straight up crazy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (l86i3)

245 .......excuse me not possible. Behind himself I meant.


***

heh.

I caught your drift.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (piMMO)

246 235
REOPENING PROBE:
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firin



And not a minute to soon. I expect you all to subpena him so he can come in and testify. Don't shot him, it would violate his civil rights.


Got that?

Posted by: Sec Holder at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (wR+pz)

247 REOPENING PROBE:
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing


I was afraid of that. We're in for some really ugly fucked up shit for years to come.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (ZOf1l)

248 We love you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

Drat you to heck for making me sniffle.

Posted by: alexthechick


Whatever you do, *don't* use any tissue he gives you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (NTBjC)

249
REOPENING ANAL PROBE:
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing


FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (IDSI7)

250 man I miss the 80's
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:33 PM (BBWjt).............................Me too pal...I wasn't voted best hair of senior class 1987 for slacking on the hair!! I miss that, now I spend half my morning with a flat iron making it straight

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (TWR/K)

251 Wasn't that sung by those teeny tiny Japanese babes.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (qVLrG)



Mothra babes! The Mothra babes rule.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:38 PM (Gk3SS)

252 OSP, the Peanuts.

http://youtu.be/_-wJxo4vqtg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:36 PM (PMCY9)


That's them? no kidding?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (l86i3)

253 @222

My cousin Walter died doing that... He should tread carefully.

Posted by: Randal Graves at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (7xeJQ)

254
Yeah, it's not about the weather.

It's all about another avenue of collectivism to be inflicted on us by our intellectual betters, like this "Deb" person that went to Columbia University Journalism school.

Kinda puts it all in perspective.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (Md8Uo)

255 @ 253

But... did he... I mean... ??

Posted by: Dante at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (E7Iyp)

256 More reports of anal probes and mysterious markings coming up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:40 PM (UOM48)

257 I miss that, now I spend half my morning with a flat iron making it straight
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (TWR/K)

I dated a girl that did that - thought it was strange as hell. I'd burn my head if I had to do that.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:40 PM (7PqWL)

258 I don't usually watch Janine on Fox News but she has Smith's mother on, she has begged for info on his death from that TFG but they sent her forms after the last time she was on that show and hadn't heard anything. She was on three minutes tops.

Someone with power should demand do know what they knew and when in Benghazi on 9/11/12, but they'll keep ignoring it.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)

259 now I spend half my morning with a flat iron making it straight

umm... wut?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (BBWjt)

260 Well, I'm off to finish Chris Kyle's book.

Dammit, what a loss to us all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (UOM48)

261 Not giving a brother a promotion is usually a civil rights violation. You know that right?


We'll have to investigate this, you know that right?


You will have to make everyone take sensitivity training AGAIN, you know that right?

You will have to pay off, I mean, pay a fine to us, you know that right?

Have a nice day, you racists MFers.

Posted by: Sec Holder at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (wR+pz)

262 Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)

I'm watching that too. It's heartbreaking.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (l86i3)

263 Well well well, Two schools of thought. 1) they fucked him over and he snapped. 2) Attempt to cover up his libtardness by making him straight up crazy.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (l86i3)


--------------------------------------------


There's other possibilities.

1. He watched too much Piers Morgan.

2. He became too chafed fapping over the CNN broads.

3. He got a form letter from Moochelle.

4. Global warming.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (qVLrG)

264 >REOPENING PROBE:
LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing




THINK, you morons! This has nothing to do with investigating what happened

They're trying to get this guy to react, make a phone call, send a letter

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)

265 I don't usually watch Janine on Fox News but she has Smith's mother on, she has begged for info on his death from that TFG but they sent her forms after the last time she was on that show and hadn't heard anything. She was on three minutes tops.

***

Her show is pretty good on a consistent basis.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (piMMO)

266 umm... wut?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (BBWjt)

It's a weird chick thing if they have lots of long hair and want it straight quick.

I tolerated it because of fake boobs and blowies (that I now call "windies" thanks to Breaking Bad).

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (7PqWL)

267 174
Deb Feyerick has a Bachelor of Arts in English literature from Columbia University.

now there's some seriously wasted student loan money


Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:27 PM (BBWjt)


=====
apparently the seriously wasted extends farther than that.

Posted by: jc at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (PlzOe)

268 Yes OSP, the Peanuts were the original singing twins to Mothra in 1961.

Emi Ito died in 2012 at the age of 71. Her twin sister Yumi is still alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (PMCY9)

269 you'd think those extremely worried about humans contribution to global warming would excoriate Gore and, The President for flying to an anniversary dinner states away and vacations in Spain ,
That neither the 'concerned' nor their G-ds really seem that concerned alleviates me of feeling bupkis.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (nqBYe)

270 Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)


Thought I saw that 30 survivors are at Walter Reed, but no one has the cojones to interview them.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (Cnqmv)

271 Molly k., wait, you actually iron your hair? with a clothes iron, not a curling iron?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (BBWjt)

272 In the new edition of Vanity Fair we learn, courtesy of brother Ezekiel’s upcoming autobiography, that Rahm (who is Jewish) used to be a poor, black child who faced the terrors of racism.
...
Here's the best part:
After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans

Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (e8kgV)

273 215 gird y'all's loins

A major winter storm will bring heavy snow and strong winds from
northeast Colorado into central Minnesota Sunday into Monday. Snowfall
amounts in the hardest hit areas across eastern South Dakota will reach
over a foot with 50 mph winds creating whiteout conditions.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:31 PM (8sCoq)


Bah. It's not the Northeast, so who gives a shit?

Posted by: The MFM at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (sdi6R)

274 I miss that, now I spend half my morning with a flat iron making it straight Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (TWR/K)

I spent the last 15 years doing that and then, a couple of months ago, I told my hairdresser, screw it, I'm tired of fighting with my naturally curly hair every morning. She gave me a great cut and all I have to do is scrunch it with my hand a bit while I'm blowdrying it. And I've been getting tons of compliments. It's so much easier and so much more flattering that I'm sorry I didn't do it years ago.

Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (BStAJ)

275 271 Molly k., wait, you actually iron your hair? with a clothes iron, not a curling iron?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (BBWjt)

Yeah dude - that's a thing.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (7PqWL)

276 Here AtC,

a sign

http://cheezburger.com/7036102400

and the arachnoid menace about to meet his end

http://thechive.com/2013/01/31/i-do-what-i-want-34-photos-3/do-what-i-want-29-7/

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (t8MQT)

277 Me too pal...I wasn't voted best hair of senior
class 1987 for slacking on the hair!! I miss that, now I spend half my
morning with a flat iron making it straight

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:37 PM (TWR/K)


heh , hear, hear.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (nqBYe)

278 37 Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.So who the fuck voted for Obama??
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)

six different people

ten million times each

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at February 09, 2013 09:45 PM (Hsgnv)

279 Justin Bieber he's the guy that plays johnny Depp right?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 09:45 PM (mqCRO)

280 It's so much easier and so much more flattering that I'm sorry I didn't do it years ago.
Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (BStAJ)

I dated a natural redhead and always thought she had straight hair.

Then one morning it was curly. I said, wow, you should do that more often. She said that was her natural curl.

It was so hot. I told her she was nuts for straightening her hair every morning. You chicks are nuts.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:45 PM (7PqWL)

281 There was a supernova recorded in 2004. I'm quite sure it was caused by global warming, even though it was 10 billion light-years away.

Posted by: Socratease at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (CzPtn)

282 She gave me a great cut and all I have to do is
scrunch it with my hand a bit while I'm blowdrying it. And I've been
getting tons of compliments. It's so much easier and so much more
flattering that I'm sorry I didn't do it years ago.

Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 09:44 PM (BStAJ)

i wish, i'd have a foot long fro.
that's not an exaggeration.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (nqBYe)

283 THINK, you morons! This has nothing to do with investigating what happened

They're trying to get this guy to react, make a phone call, send a letter

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)




I'd like to believe that, I would. But...you know....L.A.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)

284 271
Molly k., wait, you actually iron your hair? with a clothes iron, not a curling iron?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (BBWjt)


No....with one of these.... http://tinyurl.com/aprf8pt

Although, my sister did use to use a clothes iron.....before those things were invented.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (X6akg)

285 re 221: Hedley Lamarr
I thought I was the only one here who saw that Buster Keaton movie.

Posted by: mallfly at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (jDjlM)

286 They're trying to get this guy to react, make a phone call, send a letter

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)




Well that's not going to work. It's Saturday.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)

287
It was so hot. I told her she was nuts for straightening her hair every morning. You chicks are nuts.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:45 PM (7PqWL)

The really sad part is, they don't do it for us, they do it to be acceptable to each other.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)

288 259now I spend half my morning with a flat iron making it straight

umm... wut?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (BBWjt)I'm 5 feet 2 inches. In high school with hair I bet I stood a good 5' 6. Now that those days are over I am standing about 5'2 again, with a little help from my straightner. Naturally curly hair, which I never had until my second child at age 24

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (TWR/K)

289 Here's the best part:

After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans



Posted by: at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (e8kgV)

Especially when he was in his ballerina tu tu's.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (wR+pz)

290 I am with BCochran. Its the LAPD Jake. Nothing will cure their stupid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (PMCY9)

291 THINK, you morons! This has nothing to do with investigating what happenedThey're trying to get this guy to react, make a phone call, send a letter
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)


------------------------------------


I think you're giving the LAPD way too much credit.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (qVLrG)

292 Well that's not going to work. It's Saturday.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)


LOL, hey BC.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)

293 Tmi uh hmm, iron damp towel, good to go!

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (nqBYe)

294 Although, my sister did use to use a clothes iron.....before those things were invented.
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:46 PM (X6akg)

My ex-gf used a clothes iron. o_0

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (7PqWL)

295 wow, reason #23 that I'm glad I'm a dude and not a chick - don't have to put hot metal objects near my hair

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (BBWjt)

296 chemjeff, what do you call a Bunsen burner?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (PMCY9)

297 "Moments earlier, before an ad break, she segued from the Northeast blizzard to a segment with Bill Nye "the science guy," by pointing to global warming: "Every time we see a storm like this lately, the first question to pop into a lot of people's minds is whether or not global warming is to blame?""

And why might that be?



Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (ZuCIK)

298
REOPENING PROBE: LAPD to Investigate What Led to Ex-Cop's Firing





Instead of shooting him while resiting arrest, we'd like to take him into custody and shoot him while he's attempting to escape.

*kerpow!*

Poste by: The LAPD

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (kdS6q)

299 LOL, hey BC.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)



Evenin OSP. How's it shakin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (GEICT)

300 The really sad part is, they don't do it for us, they do it to be acceptable to each other.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)

Don't get me started.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (7PqWL)

301 OSP, here is about 11 minutes of The Peanuts songs.
http://youtu.be/3BPI6GCotKI

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (PMCY9)

302 272
In the new edition of Vanity Fair we learn, courtesy of brother
Ezekiel’s upcoming autobiography, that Rahm (who is Jewish) used to be a
poor, black child who faced the terrors of racism.

...

Here's the best part:

After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans



Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (e8kgV)


====
an entire family weaned on broken glass.

Posted by: jc at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (PlzOe)

303 296
chemjeff, what do you call a Bunsen burner?


I call it "far away from my head"

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (BBWjt)

304 It doesn't sound to crazy to us!

Posted by: Heaven's Gate at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (Vk2pI)

305 Evenin OSP. How's it shakin?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (GEICT)


OK, Her excellence is a little down.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (l86i3)

306 My cousin Walter died doing that... He should tread carefully.
Posted by: Randal Graves at February 09, 2013 09:39 PM (7xeJQ)Mallrats. Nice. Ben Affleck's best work to date.

Posted by: Deb Feyerick at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (h/3GP)

307 Re: The Ex- La Cop. No, they'll agree to re-hire him with back pay.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 09, 2013 09:50 PM (dPSpR)

308
There's other possibilities.

1. He watched too much Piers Morgan.

2. He became too chafed fapping over the CNN broads.

3. He got a form letter from Moochelle.

4. Global warming.Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (qVLrG)


You left out the obvious, trumping, all purpose, go-toexplanation: BUSH!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:50 PM (IDSI7)

309 Instead of shooting him while resiting arrest, we'd like to take him into custody and shoot him while he's attempting to escape.

*kerpow!*

Poste by: The LAPD
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (kdS6q)

That's no fun. Here's a few tips on how to use a baton that they don't put in the training manual.

Posted by: The NYPD at February 09, 2013 09:50 PM (7PqWL)

310 That's no fun. Here's a few tips on how to use a baton that they don't put in the training manual.


*****


*shiver*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:51 PM (piMMO)

311 Its the LAPD, I am sure they know of alternate uses for a baton.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:51 PM (PMCY9)

312 307
Re: The Ex- La Cop. No, they'll agree to re-hire him with back pay.


We'll be looking for more than that. An apology from the dad who's kids he shot, and of course, a full pension.

Posted by: Sec Holder at February 09, 2013 09:51 PM (wR+pz)

313 That's no fun. Here's a few tips on how to use a baton that they don't put in the training manual.
Posted by: The NYPD at February 09, 2013 09:50 PM (7PqWL)

No, not the fudge sickle?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (l86i3)

314
chemjeff, what do you call a Bunsen burner?

The funny part is that most chemists today have never used a Bunsen burner.

Seriously. Open flame in a lab full of flammable solvents? OSHA would shit. Think heating mantles and oil baths.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (IDSI7)

315 295 wow, reason #23 that I'm glad I'm a dude and not a chick - don't have to put hot metal objects near my hair
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:48 PM (BBWjt)




My wife shattered her right arm in high school, so she couldn't do her hair by herself. (As she says, the left arm is there for symmetry.) So her mom helped her.

My wife had huge bangs in high school. Curling iron every morning. One morning, her mom isn't paying attention and...SIZZLE...curling iron on the forehead.

The wife tells the story that she's screaming and running in place but, of course, can't get away while her mom is yelling "What? What?! What the hell's the matter with you?!?!?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

316 Ben Affleck's best work to date.
Posted by: Deb Feyerick at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (h/3GP)

If there were an hour long TV drama called, "The Guy From Southie," Ben Affleck would have constant, praiseworthy work. It wouldn't be acting, mind you, but hey, it's a check.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (7PqWL)

317 soo, they are going to find excuses for a officer to go ballistic and start shooting cops AND (underlined)their families because


why,

now?

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:53 PM (nqBYe)

318
Here's the best part:
After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans

Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin





"They darker than us! Woof! "

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2013 09:53 PM (kdS6q)

319
The funny part is that most chemists today have never used a Bunsen burner.


Oh they've all used it, but perhaps not since freshman chemistry.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:53 PM (BBWjt)

320 The wife tells the story that she's screaming and running in place but, of course, can't get away while her mom is yelling "What? What?! What the hell's the matter with you?!?!?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

FFS, that's a movie seen.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (l86i3)

321 BCochran, she was held hostage by her vanity and a curling iron still firmly clamped to her tresses.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (PMCY9)

322 Ben Afflecks best work is in Dazed and Confused.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (9XBK2)

323 Well, if we can cause ACD with our greenhouse emissions, why not asteroids?

Link in my sig

Posted by: Truman North at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (I2LwF)

324 Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt, better known as Ben Affleck,

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 09:54 PM (8sCoq)

325 272 In the new edition of Vanity Fair we learn, courtesy of brother Ezekiel’s upcoming autobiography, that Rahm (who is Jewish) used to be a poor, black child who faced the terrors of racism.
...
Here's the best part:
After a few days in the sun Ari and Rahm could pass for African-Americans
Posted by: Steve "The Jerk" Martin at February 09, 2013 09:43 PM (e8kgV)
----

Ah yes, we must forever concentrate on skin color as an status/identity marker in order to eradicate the use skin color as a status/identity marker. durrrrrrrr

I read david thompson's blog everyday in order to keep me sane.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Y5I9o)

326 My wife had huge bangs in high school. Curling iron every morning. One
morning, her mom isn't paying attention and...SIZZLE...curling iron on
the forehead.



Through a Series of Unfortunate Events that sadly did not include alcohol, I once super glued a curling iron to my head.


Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS)

327 Well, "The Robe" is on after Zapata gets killed and fucks up my yard men.

Remember this is a Christian movie made in 1953. It will run at 10 PM on a Sat so no one will see it.

It's not called "Turner" Classical Movies for nothing.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (wR+pz)

328 Affleck and Damon, best work of theirs - Dogma. Stupid fallen angels.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (PMCY9)

329 BCochran, ouch

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (BBWjt)

330 OK, Her excellence is a little down.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:49 PM (l86i3)




I saw a bit of that as I scrolled through. Dealing with family can be tough period. Times of illness? A freaking nightmare.

My grandparents were both recently sick. My grandfather, loooong time smoker, had a bad flare up of his COPD. My grandmother had a random virus that hit her hard. My dad goes by on a Sunday to check on them and almost called rescue when he walked in. They looked that bad.

My grandfather's comment? "We're better today. Yesterday I thought we were going to die here in this house."

My dad went through the fucking roof on them both.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (GEICT)

331 Dazed and Confused the only Ben Aflake movie worth your time

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 09:56 PM (mqCRO)

332 Speaking of flat irons, my daughter called earlier to tell us she melted her glasses with her flat iron. The glasses were under a towel she set the flat iron on.



Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:56 PM (X6akg)

333 327 TCM is pretty good about not being political.Mankiewisz (however you spell it) shot his mouth off once and people complained.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (9XBK2)

334
Through a Series of Unfortunate Events that sadly did not include alcohol, I once super glued a curling iron to my head.


Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS).........................................................Mulitasking?

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (TWR/K)

335 Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

Posted by: Holden McNeill at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (ME/AY)

336 Reminds me of a joke:

Q: Why does it take more than one news anchor to change a light bulb?

A: Because they're stupid.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (U/ZJP)

337 We have a movie in the making here folks.

"Mis-Adventures with a Flat-Iron."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (PMCY9)

338 Through a Series of Unfortunate Events that sadly did not include alcohol, I once super glued a curling iron to my head.


Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS)




.................................

My Queen {hugs}


Now please explain that. And know that we're laughing with you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)

339 Just looking at the pics TWC is putting up of the global warming event.

I've come to the conclusion that we had a worse blizzard in OK two or three years ago. The drifts they've been showing are about the same size or maybe even a bit smaller than the drifts we had.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (qVLrG)

340 Or multitasking? geez

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:57 PM (TWR/K)

341 I once super glued a curling iron to my head.

umm... wow. was it on at the time?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (BBWjt)

342 Good grief I give up. MULTITASKING

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (TWR/K)

343 Protip: do not curl hair while in the shower

Posted by: Truman North at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (I2LwF)

344 Any moron here who built models probably glued their fingers together at least once.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (9XBK2)

345 umm... wow. was it on at the time?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (BBWjt)

You missed "Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker."

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (X6akg)

346
Oh they've all used it, but perhaps not since freshman chemistry.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:53 PM (BBWjt)


You let freshmen use a Bunsen burner? I'm a retired professor of chemistry, and I literally cannot remember the last time I saw a Bunsen burner (or a Meker burner, for that matter), either in an undergraduate or a research laboratory. Bunsen burners went to their reward about the time benzene was no longer used as an extraction solvent.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (IDSI7)

347 trying to do nail tips and hair in a short period of time?

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (nqBYe)

348 My grandfather's comment? "We're better today. Yesterday I thought we were going to die here in this house."



My dad went through the fucking roof on them both.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (GEICT)



It never even crossed Mommy's mind to call to let me know that my father was out of surgery and was fine. Because, hey, why would I care about that?


I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (Gk3SS)

349 Yes AlextheChick, you must explain this gluing of the curling iron. Please?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (PMCY9)

350 @333

I know, I just whining, bu their guests can be full of shit. They have a show where the guest picks a movie and some of the comments are outrageously stupid, course it IS Hollywood.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (wR+pz)

351 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:41 PM (l86i3)

OSP, Yes it is heartbreaking, and I would like to do some ball breaking, ass kicking and exposing the frauds!!!

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (z4WKX)

352 344 Any moron here who built models probably glued their fingers together at least once.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (9XBK2)




Let's be honest, shall we?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)

353 I once super glued a curling iron to my head.

Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS)

While it was on?

Impressive!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 10:00 PM (7PqWL)

354 Daytime drinking is the way to go trust me.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 10:00 PM (mqCRO)

355 steevy, quick setting super glue is the worse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:00 PM (PMCY9)

356 Yes, shutout against the Habs.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (ME/AY)

357 The really sad part is, they don't do it for us, they do it to be acceptable to each other. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 09:47 PM (l86i3)

There's some of that (when you're young, especially), but it's also a matter of just getting bored with wearing your hair the same way all the time. Also there's the "grass is always greener" syndrome. My sister has naturally straight hair and she's been doing the electric curler thing since the '70's. She has very thick dark brown hair. I had the curly blonde hair - and we've been jealous of each other's hair all our lives ;-)

Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (BStAJ)

358 Through a Series of Unfortunate Events that sadly did not include alcohol, I once super glued a curling iron to my head. Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:55 PM (Gk3SS)


--------------------------------------------


I can hear it now. "Hold my beer. Watch this".

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (qVLrG)

359 345
umm... wow. was it on at the time?




Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (BBWjt)

You missed "Yes, it hurt like a motherfucker."



Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (X6akg)

Oh wait....could of hurt like a mofo from the super glue.
Nevermind......I need to go to bed.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (X6akg)

360 I am expecting the beatings that are sure to come, but Affleck's Argo was one awesome fucking movie.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (ZOf1l)

361 Daytime drinking is the way to go trust me.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 10:00 PM (mqCRO)

Yep, get your chores done first, cause you won't give a shit after the third.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:01 PM (l86i3)

362 AlextheChick, she really said 'you probably wouldn't care' really? geez... I was kinda figuring she did not tell you because well being very stoic and such. Like, "Oh Henry had a small tree fall on him. Oh he's fine, just got a concussion and sees two of everything."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (PMCY9)

363 Kind of a weird revelation to learn that everybody , and I mean everybody has body or appearance issues .
One of my sisters is a six ft. california girl . When she was in her twenties she could stop traffic , and I mean gorgeous , but she always saw herself as the overweight 12 yr. old . When she was a chubby preteen she used humor to cope . Then when the ugly duckling turned into the swan she was a beautiful young woman with the comic ability of Jan Hooks . Unfortunately the chubby girl marked her for life , so she still see's herself as somewhat unnatractive and therefore somewhat unhappy . Weird huh ?

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (USjX1)

364 You let freshmen use a Bunsen burner?

yup, we make them use the bunsen burner a few times. we even have a lab where they have to measure the waters of hydration by repeated heating in a crucible. but it is true, after freshman chemistry, they generally don't use a bunsen burner again. well, maybe in analytical, if they have to do a gravimetric analysis.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (BBWjt)

365
Ben Afflecks best work is in Dazed and Confused.

Brian Dennehy was awesome as Texas.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (0WLla)

366 It never even crossed Mommy's mind to call to let me know that my father was out of surgery and was fine. Because, hey, why would I care about that?


I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (Gk3SS)




I had a little cousin who suffered from Neuroblastoma. I think I spelled that right. Really nasty cancer. Diagnosed around her 2nd bday. She was fortunate enough to be in remission when my wife and I got married and she was our flower girl. She was about 7 at the time.

My mother would hide bad reports from me. If a test came back poorly or treatment wasn't going well, she just flat ass wouldn't tell me. No amount of screaming on my part would get her to stop. Frankly, I was stunned she called and told us that she passed away the same day it happened.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (GEICT)

367 And WTF is the youtube/google thing asking me to pick one name?
And why is there no X marks the go away or even better check box that they never bug me again.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (t8MQT)

368 Tami, well it could hurt from the glue alone

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (BBWjt)

369 Old Sailor you are correct sir.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (mqCRO)

370 trying to do nail tips and hair in a short period of time?


Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (nqBYe)



Got it in one. I was helping my college roommate who took high maintenance to new and exciting heights and once we got her tips done I had like two minutes to do my hair and I didn't notice that the glue had gotten onto the iron until it was glued to my head.


Apparently, she had never heard some of those words in that combination before.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (Gk3SS)

371 Any moron here who built models probably glued their fingers together at least once. Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 09:58 PM (9XBK2) Let's be honest, shall we?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)


-----------------------------------------------


I poured hot wax on my junk once on a dare.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)

372 I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.

It's always 5:00 somewhere

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:04 PM (BBWjt)

373 I am expecting the beatings that are sure to come, but Affleck's Argo was one awesome fucking movie.
***
It was ok.

But you have to factor in the leftwing agit prop as a negative.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 10:04 PM (AUeaU)

374 so she still see's herself as somewhat unnatractive and therefore somewhat unhappy . Weird huh ?
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (USjX1)


No, I was an obese child that as an adult became a runway model for several Dept stores in San Diego. I never saw myself as attractive. Others did, I didn't get it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (l86i3)

375 But with just one look into your face,
My mind starts to drift right into space,
And the words get stuck in my throat.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (U/ZJP)

376 I poured hot wax on my junk once on a dare.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)




Not that honest.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT)

377 Plumbers use Bunsen burners too it's just theirs are portable.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (qo244)

378 AtC I am so sorry to hear about the curling iron incident

may I send you a kitteh pic?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (BBWjt)

379 ok, someone said we women do it for other women?
doll up for approval of other women.

I believe my fellow women give better advice on what's appropriate for the occasion but otherwise?

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (nqBYe)

380 I poured hot wax on my junk once on a dare.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)


I've done it for fun.

OOOPS TMI....

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (l86i3)

381 Ladies! OSP was in a Harley Davidson catalog as a model.

You welcome!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (PMCY9)

382 People who will fight to keep creation religion out of the class room fight just as hard to keep the religion of Global warming in. The people who preach evolution is fact fight when others say the earth evolves and changes The insignificant humans can not affect it on the eon time scale.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (Ea64Y)

383 Yikes AtC. Well, the good news is that your roommate expanded her vocabulary that night.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (GEICT)

384 376 I poured hot wax on my junk once on a dare.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)



Not that honest.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT)

________________

omg--LOL

Soona--"Thread Winna"

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (r2PLg)

385 Apparently, she had never heard some of those words in that combination before.






Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (Gk3SS)

laughing, yes i could see it.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:07 PM (nqBYe)

386 229 for thread winner.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at February 09, 2013 10:07 PM (Ag2iT)

387 I poured hot wax on my junk once on a dare.
___
At least it wasn't Madonna doing the poring.

Posted by: Willem Dafoe at February 09, 2013 10:07 PM (AUeaU)

388
I used benzene in O-Chem back in 1975, in college version 1.0, and when I went back to college , version 2.0 in 1978, benzene had disappeared.
I used a bunsen burner in high school chemistry in 1971-72, but I think that was the last time I ever used one.

And yeah, I glued my fingers together more than a few times making model airplanes as a kid.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 10:07 PM (Md8Uo)

389 I had one of those little battery powered monster trucks tangled up in my hair once.THAT hurt like a motherfucker.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (9XBK2)

390 Soona--"Thread Winna"

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (r2PLg)




No. Hell no. Fuck no. Just no. Do not encourage that. There is nothing remotely winning about pouring hot wax on your dick. No. Not ever.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (GEICT)

391 AtC I am so sorry to hear about the curling iron incident

may I send you a kitteh pic?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (BBWjt)



Sure!



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (Gk3SS)

392 Suddenly the walls to the room turned brown as AlextheChick did verbal gymnastics that are still talked about in hushed whispers of awe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (PMCY9)

393 Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2013 10:04 PM (AUeaU)


I saw some anti Carter messages in there as well until the end of the credits.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (ZOf1l)

394
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:02 PM (BBWjt)

Here's your calibration: back in the day, we had to separate by extraction an acidic compound, a neutral compound, and a basic compound.

The basic compound? Beta-naphtylamine. It was suggested that we not get that shit on us. Sound advice.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (IDSI7)

395 For AtC

http://tinyurl.com/ao9hpuo

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (BBWjt)

396 I poured hot wax on my junk once on a dare. Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG) Not that honest.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT)


-------------------------------------------


It was my first wife that dared me. We were making hippy candles for Christmas. The bitch was Satan incarnate.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (qVLrG)

397
372I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.

It's always 5:00 somewhere...

...............


You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning you know..

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (TWR/K)

398 390 Soona--"Thread Winna"

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:06 PM (r2PLg)



No. Hell no. Fuck no. Just no. Do not encourage that. There is nothing remotely winning about pouring hot wax on your dick. No. Not ever.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:08 PM (GEICT)

_____________________

I just don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.

Hopefully.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (r2PLg)

399 Rand Paul to deliver Tea Party response to Obama's State of the Union

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (8sCoq)

400 It was my first wife that dared me. We were making hippy candles for Christmas. The bitch was Satan incarnate.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (qVLrG)

You loved it, especially when she kissed it and made it better.

OH SHIT, TMI, again.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (l86i3)

401 I just don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.

Hopefully.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (r2PLg)




Sonofabitch. You know someone's going to try!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)

402 It was my first wife that dared me. We were making hippy candles for Christmas. The bitch was Satan incarnate.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (qVLrG)

__________Oh gawd I'm getting an ice cream headache from laughing.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (r2PLg)

403 beta-naphthylamine? yikes

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (BBWjt)

404 I just don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.


I am finding out here in this thread that there are a lot of non sexually liberated males here.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (ZOf1l)

405 MOAR ATTACK CURLING IRON REGULATIONS!!!

Posted by: AmeriDan at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (cq3QL)

406 I poured hot wax on my junk once on a dare.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:03 PM (qVLrG)


On a dare. Sure, I'm gonna believe that.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (JgkPs)

407 It was my first wife that dared me. We were making hippy candles for Christmas. The bitch was Satan incarnate.Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:09 PM (qVLrG)..............................A penis candle? I may be a bit square but I don't see those being big sellers anywhere anytime.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (TWR/K)

408 Sonofabitch. You know someone's going to try!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)\

___________

I lurk the ONT so I think there was a guy that had a vasectomy without the anesthesia kicking in.

So he probably wins.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (r2PLg)

409 I thought that Rubio was going to give a bi-lingual response to the Obama SOTU address?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (Md8Uo)

410 A penis candle? I may be a bit square but I don't see those being big sellers anywhere anytime.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (TWR/K)




Oh come on. You know better than that.


http://tinyurl.com/adv2hr7

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)

411 The key to playing with wax is to remember that black wax is the hottest and white wax is the coolest. If you watch the experianced at work you will notice they mostly use red wax, it's in the middle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (l86i3)

412 409
I thought that Rubio was going to give a bi-lingual response to the Obama SOTU address?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (Md8Uo)


He is.....I think the Tea Party does their own response.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (X6akg)

413 i Once had a bikini wax.
i decide after the first rip i would use a construction blow drier to soften the wax so i didn't have to do the other rip .

i think suffering should be kept at a minimum.

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)

414 I saw this documentary once about groupies and they talked about one Plaster Caster(Mary or something) .She made casts of the rock stars dicks.I think she mentioned Hendrix ruined his though.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (9XBK2)

415
Oh come on. You know better than that.


http://tinyurl.com/adv2hr7Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)..............................I'll be damned.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (TWR/K)

416 411 The key to playing with wax is to remember that black wax is the hottest and white wax is the coolest. If you watch the experianced at work you will notice they mostly use red wax, it's in the middle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:13 PM (l86i3)



*cough cough*

....................................................


*cough*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (GEICT)

417 Perhaps I shouldn't have told that story.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (qVLrG)

418 I know a guy that was drilling a childs rocking chair on his lap and drilled through his jimmy's.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (mqCRO)

419 Thanks, chemjeff.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (Gk3SS)

420 I was shooting for sarcasm somewhat OSP , with my weird thing . As usual I didn't pull it off .
Attractive people that don't realize it are my favorite folks , especially if they've allowed themselves to be happy .
I wish my kid sister could rid herself of the fat girl albatross . She's really sharp too . IQ in the 130's .
I love her very much .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (USjX1)

421 The Tea Party? I heard they were......dead?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes....... at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (Md8Uo)

422 Did Rubio change his mind about after SOTU speech? I haven't watched a SOTU speech since 2008, and will not again until and if we have a president with an R after his name.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 10:15 PM (z4WKX)

423 I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.

It *is* pretty awesome.

Just do all the kitchen tasks that require a knife before you pour the first one. Don't ask.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (hO8IJ)

424 yes it was the wine.


Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (nqBYe)

425 Assault wax. Michelle. airstrip one

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (U/ZJP)

426 #348 Alex, back 20 years ago my parents REFUSED to have an extension phone in their bedroom. My mother was recovering from a bain tumor and couldn't walk. My dad had been put on high blood pressure meds and got dizzy and fell while peeing and landed on the edge of the bathtub, cracking three ribs and unable to get up. So my mother laid in bed and screamed for 2 hours with no one in the house.

We made them get a phone.

I told my sisters that if they see me doing dumb crap like that they are to come over here and slap me around.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (GoIUi)

427 AtC, dear sweet online friend of mine, I'm having a drink. Care to join me?



RONS AND ETTES.....we have a friend in need. Who'll raise a glass with me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (GEICT)

428 "5 Pinheads have blamed earthquakes and volcanoes on global warming, why not meteors?"

Next they'll be sacrificing virgins. Makes as much sense.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (bKckD)

429 i Once had a bikini wax.i decide after the first rip i would use a construction blow drier to soften the wax so i didn't have to do the other rip .i think suffering should be kept at a minimum.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)


-------------------------------------------


Not trying to be a lecherous old man or anything....how did it turn out?

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (qVLrG)

430 isn't this worse than the Congressman who worried bout Guam (or whichever island) tipping over? Too bad this wasn't Congressman too ;(

Posted by: Baldy at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (opS9C)

431 One drunk Julia Childs is enough in a lifetime?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (PMCY9)

432 soona,

er... half ass'd?

Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:18 PM (nqBYe)

433 Speaking of hair, I read an interesting article in the Wall Street Journal the other day:

http://tinyurl.com/agqzvjj

It's about a hairstylist who became interested in recreating ancient Greek and Roman hairdos. Her name is Janet Stephens, and she has a number of videos on YouTube. Here's one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_HPjg-f8iQ

I think it's fascinating. Keep in mind that wealthy upper-class women in those days had servants to do that. I would imagine that elaborate, time-consuming hairstyles were probably a mark of wealth and luxury.

No, I'm not interested in becoming a hair stylist. Stop looking at me like that.

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 10:18 PM (sdi6R)

434 428 Well maybe we should.(Seinfeld reference)

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:18 PM (9XBK2)

435 ONT is up.


Let's take this shit over there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)

436 RONS AND ETTES.....we have a friend in need. Who'll raise a glass with me?Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (GEICT).....................Of course I will! Do I have to pour whats in my can into a glass to make it count? Cuz I can do that if I have to

Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (TWR/K)

437 One drunk Julia Childs is enough in a lifetime?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (PMCY9)


British doctor's want to ban assault knives for just that reason: http://tinyurl.com/aygrz6t

Posted by: Heaven's Gate at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (Vk2pI)

438 “Every time we see a storm like this lately, the first question to pop into a lot of people’s minds is whether or not global warming is to blame? "

Yeah, because blizzards in winter in the north aren't perfectly normal. Best way to deal with blizzards, buy a big, ol', gas guzzling SUV and tell the environmentalists and Al Gore to suck it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (bKckD)

439 432: er... half ass'd?

Try the front side next time.

Posted by: AmeriDan at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (cq3QL)

440 I'll raise a drink to the health of my future Empress

(if it means not getting an emu-sized box in the mail)

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (BBWjt)

441 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (GEICT)

I'm going slow tonight.

We went to a neighborhood bar last night during the snowstorm, and it was practically empty. We are friendly with the bartender, and she was quite generous with the gin in my martinis. A full pour, plus another 2/3 in the shaker.

I let my wife drive home, and I have never done that before.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2013 10:19 PM (GsoHv)

442 AtC, dear sweet online friend of mine, I'm having a drink. Care to join me?


I would but since I am fighting off a cold, I took cold meds and I really really don't want to be That Girl and combine booze and cold meds.


I'll just live vicariously through the Horde. And this chocolate. Mainly this chocolate.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (Gk3SS)

443 Raises glass to the ettes and rons .
Confusion to the enemy .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (USjX1)

444 One drunk Julia Childs is enough in a lifetime?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 10:17 PM (PMCY9)

I saw that movie. The one with the really hot chick with the feminine boyfriend/husband goes through the Julia Childs cookbook. I forgot the name, but Amy Adams is all that, two bags of chips and a HoHo.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (l86i3)

445
ok, someone said we women do it for other women? doll up for approval of other women.

And Brazilians? Where do they fit into this?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (IDSI7)

446 i Once had a bikini wax.i decide after the first rip i would use a
construction blow drier to soften the wax so i didn't have to do the
other rip .i think suffering should be kept at a minimum.


Posted by: willow-ette at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (nqBYe)




I tried to do one myself once.....that did not turn out well. Looked like I beat myself with a bat. I leave it to professionals.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (X6akg)

447 / off cultish nick

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (Vk2pI)

448 RAHM EMANUEL: I WAS BORN A POOR BLACK CHILD

Posted by: Steve at February 09, 2013 10:21 PM (e8kgV)

449
beta-naphthylamine? yikes
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:11 PM (BBWjt)


True story.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:21 PM (IDSI7)

450 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (l86i3)

"Julia and Julia ."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2013 10:22 PM (GsoHv)

451 372
I am giving deep consideration to taking up daytime drinking.

It's always 5:00 somewhere


Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 10:04 PM (BBWjt)

Well, I tried drinking all day. You know to do that you have to start in the morning? It is pretty fun, but you build up a tolerance pretty quickly.
That and you get fat.I've quit early this year for lent, which starts Wednesday. Need to lose 30 lbs and you can not lose weight and drink. It takes three days to get all the alcohol out of your system.You don't start really losing weight till your fourth week. Then your body has figured out you are not drinking and your liver starts processing the fat.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 10:22 PM (wR+pz)

452 And Brazilians? Where do they fit into this?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:20 PM (IDSI7)

I had an explanation written but I've said too much already.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 10:23 PM (l86i3)

453 "Just read at Instapundit that Romney carried white women 56-42.So who the fuck voted for Obama?? "

Welfare recipients, all of the food stamp and rent subsidy recipients, all of the people on disability, and the forty something percent of the people who don't pay federal income tax. And union people.

I really hope that union people get a kick in the ass from Obamacare. Is that bad of me? Don't care.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:23 PM (bKckD)

454 451 Yeah,I don't want to get fat and it is expensive and I'm pretty cheap.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:23 PM (9XBK2)

455
Assault wax. Michelle. airstrip onePosted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (U/ZJP)

I think that calls for assault spackle, not assault wax.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:24 PM (IDSI7)

456 426 Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 10:16 PM (GoIUi) --------- That is awful...

Posted by: Baldy at February 09, 2013 10:24 PM (opS9C)

457 453 Oh,I want them all to suffer too.We will suffer but at least we can enjoy their pain.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:24 PM (9XBK2)

458 Reason why I don't care if it's bad of me? Because all the liberals in the media, and the democrats have decided that people who are conservative, don't believe in big government, and go to tea party rallies are mean and nasty. So I have nothing to lose. I may as well be mean and nasty.

Again, I hope union members take it up the ass from Obamacare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:25 PM (bKckD)

459 awkward davies, I had a friend in DC who had been quite overweight most of her life. She was a very clever, funny young woman from Minnesota. She joined Weight Watchers and lost 80 pounds and as the weight came off a stunningly beautiful woman started to emerge. She was from Minnesota and looked like a Viking goddess, blonde, blue-eyed and 5'10". Everyone started to tell her, "Karen, my god you're gorgeous!"

She was. And she was absolutely stunned by the attention and had no idea how to handle it. She had been the sort of girl guys see as "one of the guys." They liked to joke and hang out with her but wouldn't dream of asking her out on a date. Well, suddenly her old buds started wanting her as a girlfriend. And she told me she had never even been on a date before - only used by strangers in bars with beer googles on who never called her afterward. She was smart but incredibly clueless about dating, guys, flirting. Some of her old girlfriends ditched her because, honestly, we all felt drab next to her - she looked like a supermodel. She started to freak out at the attention - at guys staring at her and hitting up on her. And then she started to put the pounds back on. A year later, she was back to her old weight, and back to being "one of the guys."

The thing that really got my goat was that she accepted the old girlfriends who dropped her. They wanted to be her friend again once she was no longer competition. I couldn't stand those phonies, but well, for some reason, she forgave them.

Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 10:26 PM (BStAJ)

460 459 That's a shame.

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:28 PM (9XBK2)

461 "367 And WTF is the youtube/google thing asking me to pick one name?"

I am very pissed off at whatever happened to youtube via google. Completely messed up my account. Wouldn't let me reregister using my old account info. Had to reregister as a new person, lost all my old saves. Now I have to do searches to find laughing babies, talking dogs, howling beagles, and toddlers in diapers talking gibberish to each other. This is just tragic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2013 10:30 PM (bKckD)

462
459

It's almost as though we have our own inner trajectories, free will notwithstanding.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:31 PM (IDSI7)

463 The power of Richard Simmons compels you!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 10:34 PM (U/ZJP)

464 Donna V and J guevara , kinda like the roots of comedy .... ain't nuthin' funny about it , really , it comes from a pretty dark place .
Weird huh ?
I'm going to head to the ont , and mostly lurk .
See ya'll around .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 10:39 PM (USjX1)

465
I saw this documentary once about groupies and they talked about one
Plaster Caster(Mary or something) .She made casts of the rock stars
dicks.I think she mentioned Hendrix ruined his though.



Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2013 10:14 PM (9XBK2)

Most people don't know it, but plaster of Paris gets smoking hot as it cures; hot enough to cause a great deal of discomfort to the member being cast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2013 10:41 PM (673KB)

466 Imagine if the asteroid hit one side of Guam.

Posted by: Sho Nuff at February 09, 2013 10:46 PM (jo0fs)

467 I lurk the ONT so I think there was a guy that had a vasectomy without the anesthesia kicking in.

So he probably wins.

Posted by: tasker at February 09, 2013 10:12 PM (r2PLg)


I won? COOL!
(Went pheasant hunting the next day. That seriously hurt)

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 09, 2013 10:52 PM (Qxe/p)

468 Jay Guevara at February 09, 2013 10:31 PM (IDSI7) Think of people who are poor and win the lottery and become rich - and then piss the money away and end up poor. Or the pro athletes who make a fortune and end up filing for bankruptcy. They don't know how to be rich.

Karen went from The Fat Girl to drop-dead gorgeous and she didn't know how to be drop-dead gorgeous. She went on a diet hoping to become more attractive. She wanted to be cute. She wanted to have a Boyfriend. She wasn't prepared to turn the head of every single man on the street. That's an incredible amount of power to have - that level of beauty. She didn't know how to handle it. I don't think most women would, even though it's something women strive for.

Posted by: Donna V. Also Had Big Hair in the '80's at February 09, 2013 10:55 PM (BStAJ)

469 "I don't know anyone at Netflix, and I pay from my service just like everyone else.
All I'm saying is that if Netflix is the future (and I think it is), we're in for a much brighter future in Pop Culturedom.
If you have wireless Internet, for the cost of a Roku and $7.99 you can see if I'm crazy or not.""Top 5 Reasons Conservatives Should Champion Netflix"http://tinyurl.com/a9honow"House of Cards" is every bit as good as anything you'd find on the so called premium cable channels, perhaps better. There are fine performances that won't be honored with awards as they aren't being delivered in the preferred genre and storyline that those who give the awards with their political attachments, prefer.

Posted by: Caustic at February 10, 2013 01:40 AM (/b8+5)

470 Bill Nye is about as stupid a gagging leftard bitch as she is.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 10, 2013 03:47 AM (lD8ju)

471 Excuse me, but even Wolowitz has a MASTER'S degree.

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at February 10, 2013 08:21 AM (irFb8)

472 The astounding ignorance of those who presume to provide us news and information.

Posted by: Esau's Message at February 10, 2013 09:01 AM (6c62F)

473 149 The Murray Gell-Mann Amnesia effect applies to cable as well as print media.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2013 09:22 PM (U/ZJP)


I had never heard about that. Useful to know that term. Thanks.

Posted by: theCork at February 10, 2013 02:21 PM (SeHfs)

474 It's all Greek to me..

Seriously though---

Just a heads on The Ashley Judd situation you discussed earlier. re: she's thinking of running against for Mitch McConnell's senate seat. If I'm reading the signals from my various Democratic contacts right.-- ie. lots and lots of posts pushing the idea of her running against him are being made by people who run the kentucky democratic machine, and their big supporters --It's looking like more and more like she's going to be launched. I sincerely hope I am wrong on this hunch. I'm already getting sick of the beauty and the beast meme and of course, the McConnell is wealthy and that means he is evvviilll meme- very tiresome.

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