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Diversity is the future at TNR, and always will be.

The future, that is. Never the present. The present at TNR is just like the past 80 years, White on Top, White on the Editor Level, White on the Writer/Editor Level, White in the Assistants & Interns level, White in the Research Department, and then one pale-skinned Indian (he could totally pass) in IT.


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Makin' White Privilege socially acceptable since 1871.

Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM



Comments

1 Ace, You steppin on yourself?

Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:18 PM (vTi1t)

2 Enjoy seeing you hammer Chris Hughes on Twitter, be sure to get his handle right so he can also enjoy the insults.

Posted by: museisluse at February 09, 2013 06:19 PM (G4YiV)

3 That's why DC needs to go. Always steppin on itself!

Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:20 PM (vTi1t)

4 Say what???

Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 06:21 PM (kpCLl)

5 This has been great twitter follow on an otherwise gloomy day

Posted by: phreshone at February 09, 2013 06:21 PM (0SXI6)

6 yeah I'm done for the day so I just wanted this up there so I could log out and read a book.

I should just throw up this quick recommnedation-- "Spycraft." A history of the CIA's technical side of tradecraft from about 1950-1980. Interesting. Mostly anecdotal, mostly just stories, and mostly sort of basic. But then, I needed "basic."

I liked it.

I was actually looking for a book on non-technical tradecraft (like countersurveillance practice) but I liked this more techy stuff.

Political slant: I don't want to cast aspersions but the author is plainly conservative.


Posted by: ace at February 09, 2013 06:21 PM (LCRYB)

7 Ace should write a book - "What the Ewok Saw"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:23 PM (PMCY9)

8 Why.. some of my best friends are whiteys!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2013 06:26 PM (UTq/I)

9 Why do women look at me strange when they see my bottle of chloroform?

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:26 PM (qVLrG)

10 Speaking of books.. I bought The Complete Sherlock Holmes for $2.99! for my Nook the other day.. all these Holmes TV shows got me hankering to read 'em all again.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2013 06:28 PM (UTq/I)

11 I think everyone turned off their computers. No one is commenting.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:28 PM (qVLrG)

12 Ya know, here in California, white people are soon to be an official minority. I can't wait to see what kind of free shit we get. It'll be awesome!

Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 06:28 PM (kpCLl)

13 9 Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:28 PM (vTi1t)

14 In case ace or sullivan were actually wondering what Wesley Snipes is packing: crazy. Racist crazy, and lots of it.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/nailbiter111/news/?a=70355

Granted Oswalt is a lefty, but it never hurts to see a little blue on blue snark.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 06:31 PM (7PqWL)

15
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2013 06:28 PM (UTq/I)

I got that a few weeks ago.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 06:31 PM (PnOz+)

16 Soona ..... are you Merv Griffin? Or Harry Reid?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:31 PM (PMCY9)

17 Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:28 PM (vTi1t)


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They shouldn't worry about the permanently raised eyebrow and the frozen- rictus grin on my face.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:31 PM (qVLrG)

18 @ 11 (Soona) Yeah I ran and did a virus check..No viruses or trojans.

BTW I thought Trojans helped prevent viruses. What's up with that?

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at February 09, 2013 06:32 PM (cCxiu)

19 I feel rather lost. Like I missed the punchline, or perhaps the train.

Posted by: Unruly at February 09, 2013 06:32 PM (67a31)

20 I will read a book later too...

Green Eggs and Ham....

In French, to the cherub.

Posted by: sTevo at February 09, 2013 06:32 PM (Tufme)

21 ace, didn't one of the founders of Face Book buy this rag?


Just saying, if you have a face book page, I would watch what you put on it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 06:33 PM (wR+pz)

22 LOL. Hope you know I was just teasin.

Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:34 PM (vTi1t)

23 I just unfriended someone on FB. Started out saying killing is wrong but then linked to Dorner's 'official' FB page while talking of exposing LAPD corruption.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:34 PM (PMCY9)

24 Read a book? Shit, ace is going out in the snow and troll for some lady ewoks.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 06:35 PM (wR+pz)

25 11 (Soona) Yeah I ran and did a virus check..No viruses or trojans. BTW I thought Trojans helped prevent viruses. What's up with that?
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at February 09, 2013 06:32 PM (cCxiu)


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Everything is running smooth here. My computer is okay too.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:35 PM (qVLrG)

26 So what's the latest word on Java?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 06:35 PM (8sCoq)

27 23 I just unfriended someone on FB. Started out saying killing is wrong but then linked to Dorner's 'official' FB page while talking of exposing LAPD corruption.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:34 PM (PMCY9)

Isn't that the one you really need to keep an eye on?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 06:36 PM (7PqWL)

28 TNR has andi sullivan, and isn't ghey the New Black?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2013 06:36 PM (mCvL4)

29 Anna - Corruption is one thing, cold blooded murder is another.

Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:37 PM (vTi1t)

30 10
Speaking of books.. I bought The Complete Sherlock Holmes for $2.99! for
my Nook the other day.. all these Holmes TV shows got me hankering to
read 'em all again.



I believe you got had. They are free on most sites. I am pretty sure on my Kindle they were.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 06:37 PM (wR+pz)

31 Read a book? Shit, ace is going out in the snow and troll for some lady ewoks.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 06:35 PM (wR+pz)


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Good idea. Go out on the streets and find single women trapped in their cars. Then ask them how badly they want to be rescued.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:37 PM (qVLrG)

32 Chris Hughes is another one of these high-tech get-rich liberals who make billions and turn to activism.

I told my BIL not to invest in Google back in 2001. Yeah, you'll make money but those liberals will just take those profits and invest in Green Shit.

Facebook, Oracle, Google, Amazon, Qualcomm, Microsoft - nothing but liberal socialists!

Posted by: Rhett Rumpwrangler at February 09, 2013 06:37 PM (LSTjp)

33 26 So what's the latest word on Java?
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 09, 2013 06:35 PM (8sCoq)

The women there have babies while harvesting rice, then go right back to working.

I learned that in Social Studies. It must be true.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 06:37 PM (7PqWL)

34 Laughable headline on top of cover;

"Ezra Klein Cannot Be Stopped"

Sub header; "God knows we tried"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2013 06:37 PM (mCvL4)

35 26
So what's the latest word on Java?


It use to be Dutch, now it's where you can grow up and be president.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 06:38 PM (wR+pz)

36 Say it loud this honky is proud.

Posted by: Model-1066 at February 09, 2013 06:39 PM (IIq1v)

37 10
Speaking of books.. I bought The Complete Sherlock Holmes for $2.99! for
my Nook the other day.. all these Holmes TV shows got me hankering to
read 'em all again.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2013 06:28 PM (UTq/I)

It's free on Kindle. That's why I gave my Nook away and now read on my phone. I can read Nook or Kindle books anytime I want.Nook charges you $2.99 for the free version of Angry Birds, for chrissake.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 09, 2013 06:39 PM (rqlRk)

38 29
Anna - Corruption is one thing, cold blooded murder is another.

Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:37 PM

I did not know that ..



Posted by: Gary Condit at February 09, 2013 06:39 PM (mCvL4)

39 Good idea. Go out on the streets and find single women trapped in their cars. Then ask them how badly they want to be rescued.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:37 PM (qVLrG)

There is no one in NYC, where ace is, stuck in a car. Shit most of them have never been in one.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 06:40 PM (wR+pz)

40 UV, better to remove them than get ensnared by them and their twisty rationalizations.

Infidel, exactly. Someone who is trying to split the differences like those is someone I do not want to be around.

Speaking of books. After dinner should get back to writing. This morning the words decided to flow and wrote about 1,900 words total. Word count stands at 57,860.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:41 PM (PMCY9)

41 38 FYNQ.


INS.

Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:42 PM (vTi1t)

42 The New Republic?

Now, who says that Assault Magazines don't come in white...

Posted by: wheatie at February 09, 2013 06:42 PM (BZMZX)

43 If anyone has a better idea, now's the time.

Posted by: James T. Kirk Starship Captain at February 09, 2013 06:43 PM (p4U6S)

44 I added a good one:

#tnrdiversity One of their corporate retreats in the 1980s featured "Negro Comic Bob Newhart"

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2013 06:43 PM (LCRYB)

45 There is no one in NYC, where ace is, stuck in a car. Shit most of them have never been in one.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 06:40 PM (wR+pz)


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Well, in that case, I guess he's stuck on subway patrol.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:43 PM (qVLrG)

46 Chris Hughes is the love spawn of Poppin' Fresh

Posted by: Oswald at February 09, 2013 06:43 PM (5pi9n)

47 Good on you Anna, 57K+ wow.

Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2013 06:43 PM (vTi1t)

48 Dutch East Indies. After the Japanese were kicked out the Dutch had to fight against an indigenous war of liberation. That the Dutch then lost. Which forced all these Dutch people who had known no home except Java to return to a cold country called Holland were they were not warmly accepted by those who had just survived WWII under the Germans.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:44 PM (PMCY9)

49 Ace, I hope your interest in that topic is academic. If not, email me and I can get you some info.

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2013 06:44 PM (Y8t25)

50
When, exactly, did the media have more influence over this Country's agenda than elected officials?

This must change.

Posted by: seamrog at February 09, 2013 06:45 PM (SxAus)

51 Dutch East Indies. After the Japanese were kicked out the Dutch had to fight against an indigenous war of liberation. That the Dutch then lost. Which forced all these Dutch people who had known no home except Java to return to a cold country called Holland were they were not warmly accepted by those who had just survived WWII under the Germans.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:44 PM (PMCY9)


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Fucking Dutch!

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:46 PM (qVLrG)

52 >>>Ace, I hope your interest in that topic is academic. If not, email me and I can get you some info.

what topic? Spycraft?

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2013 06:47 PM (LCRYB)

53 My favorite magazine! I love the book reviews.

Posted by: David Duke at February 09, 2013 06:47 PM (k4bdL)

54 Leftism, is, to a certain extent, a means by which hipsters can assert their whiteness/white status/white privilege.



(Leftist love to talk the talk. And they love to make you listen to them talk the talk. And that's pretty much the extent of their love.)
(Also, AN Historical Investigation. That pisses me off. H is clearly a consonant. Fucking whitenecks.)

Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 09, 2013 06:48 PM (ZuCIK)

55 Counter surveillance

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2013 06:48 PM (Y8t25)

56 Oddly, when I read this post, it was directly above an ad for chocolate dipped berries. In that, it was Red on top, Brown beneath.

Must mean something.

Posted by: George LeS at February 09, 2013 06:50 PM (C4s3i)

57 44 I added a good one:
#tnrdiversity One of their corporate retreats in the 1980s featured "Negro Comic Bob Newhart"


Heh.
But theirs is obviously diversity of Pale.

No diversity of Thought is allowed either.

Posted by: wheatie at February 09, 2013 06:51 PM (BZMZX)

58 48 Dutch East Indies. After the Japanese were kicked out the Dutch had to fight against an indigenous war of liberation. That the Dutch then lost. Which forced all these Dutch people who had known no home except Java to return to a cold country called Holland were they were not warmly accepted by those who had just survived WWII under the Germans.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:44 PM (PMCY9)


I thought they just gave them the homes of all the Jews who "moved away".

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2013 06:51 PM (Y8t25)

59
Good on you Anna, 57K+ wow.

Sven writes that much here every week.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 06:53 PM (PnOz+)

60 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:44 PM (PMCY9)

Interestingly enough, the UN directed ceasefire that lead to Java's independence is what caused Brother Andrew to not trust the UN. As a Dutch citizen and soldier he saw first hand that the UN's actual goal was the dominance of Western tradition by socialist/tyrannical regimes.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 09, 2013 06:54 PM (wbeNt)

61 Oddly, when I read this post, it was directly above an ad for chocolate dipped berries. In that, it was Red on top, Brown beneath.Must mean something.
Posted by: George LeS at February 09, 2013 06:50 PM (C4s3i)


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Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 06:54 PM (qVLrG)

62 Jean. I have no information about that. Just the Java Dutch were kicked out after enduring being prisoners of the Japanese. They lost the place they called home. Returned to Holland where they were basically treated as outsiders and not real Dutch.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:54 PM (PMCY9)

63
>>I added a good one:

I'd suggest an Average White Band joke, but I know you hate the obvious stuff.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 06:54 PM (PnOz+)

64
There must be no bias against anyone, regarding their race, sexual preferences, gender or political outlook.....

unless you are a Conservative straight white male.

Posted by: seamrog at February 09, 2013 06:56 PM (SxAus)

65 Posted by: ace at February 09, 2013 06:21 PM (LCRYB)

Check out the NOVA show "Sputnik Declassified." US intelligence wouldn't be what it is today if they hadn't launched it. It's sad how far we've fallen since then. I blame the Cronkites of journalism.

Also there's like some kind of biblical dust storm happening in my city now. Must be because all the locusts have moved here from CA.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 09, 2013 06:56 PM (C6XFd)

66 Brother Andrew? Who is that Polliwogette?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:56 PM (PMCY9)

67 Java?

That's were I learned to eat dog! Humm!

Posted by: Injun Black Foot Barry, the one that eats dogs. at February 09, 2013 06:56 PM (wR+pz)

68 There is another aspect to Leftism, too. An obsession with moral whiteness. With moral purity. A desire to prove that one is not morally impure like his ancestors and/or say continental Europeans.


Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 09, 2013 06:56 PM (ZuCIK)

69 This is my favorite:


DepressiveBlogger69
‏@AceofSpadesHQ




#tnrdiversity We'll go so low as Asian. This is our final offer. @chrishughes

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 06:58 PM (X6akg)

70 Speaking of books, I'm finishing Chris Kyle's book.

Last night, I was reading a passage that brought me to tears.

An 18 year-old Marine was gut-shot in Fallujah, and dying. Chris began dragging the boy from the kill zone, and slipped, with the boy on his chest.

The kid's dying words were, "Don't let my momma know I died in pain."

I lay silently in the dark next to my sleeping husband, tears streaming down my face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 06:59 PM (UOM48)

71 the Cronkites of journalism.....


Good name for a Death Metal Band

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at February 09, 2013 07:00 PM (MhA4j)

72 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:56 PM (PMCY9)

Don't remember his last name. He's also known as "God's Smuggler" for smuggling Bibles behind the Iron Curtain. Now he focuses on encouraging indigenous Christians in Muslim controlled areas.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at February 09, 2013 07:00 PM (wbeNt)

73 Oh boy. "Tasmanian Devils" is on Sci-fi now. I hope it's as good as all the other Sci-fi movies.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:01 PM (qVLrG)

74 TNR's favorite desert is white-cake with chocolate icing, the icing is surgically removed before eating and then the cake is thrown out.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2013 07:01 PM (w+Dvf)

75 Interesting. Suffolk County on Long Island is a total mess. The country executive is Steve Bellone. You haven't heard his name mentioned on the MSM have you? In fact, no one has heard from it at all apparently. He's a democrat. You've heard Mangano's name, he's a Republican, his country, Nassau is in good shape. But Bellone's county, Suffolk was so bad they closed the LI Expressway and people were stranded in their cars overnight. The LIE is being cut off at exit 68. The one unplowed lane only goes that far.

It's a disgrace but he's a democrat so they don't mention his name at all.

Posted by: food fight! at February 09, 2013 07:01 PM (/b8+5)

76 One day Ace will be president. Then we can get on with that flag hoisting and throat slitting... Attn: Secret Service... just kidding...

Posted by: Buffoon at February 09, 2013 07:03 PM (xP3A/)

77 @AceofSpadesHQ#tnrdiversity "The White Party" is TNR's cover story this week. It was also their Winter Formal theme. @chrishughes

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 07:04 PM (X6akg)

78 TNR's favorite presidents are Thomas Jefferson, Woodrow Wilson and Jefferson Davis.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2013 07:04 PM (w+Dvf)

79 TNR painting the town, and by extension the nation red since 1871 comrade...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:05 PM (LRFds)

80 Just turned to TWC to await the score of the Storm/Nemo game.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:05 PM (qVLrG)

81
You can be a Nathan Bedford Forrest of a racist today, all you need to do it is be a DemocRAT.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 09, 2013 07:06 PM (QLJPW)

82 If the TNR crew would just get some guns and religion, they'd have the whole package.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 07:06 PM (J6hHs)

83 The annual TNR Festivus party is held at Ruby Tuesdays, Bennigans is consider too "urban".

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2013 07:07 PM (w+Dvf)

84 Anna, just read this

http://www.ww2incolor.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-2936.html

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2013 07:08 PM (DcbLC)

85 I remember reading TNR in my high school library before I knew the difference between left and right.

I also remember reading Newsweek religiously, up until about 11 years ago. I don't know which changed more, me or Newsweek. But we became incompatible.

Posted by: Steffie at February 09, 2013 07:09 PM (xG0vx)

86 Where are all da white women at?

Posted by: TNR at February 09, 2013 07:10 PM (ZOf1l)

87 In addition to the other media outlets Ace mentioned, I've seen pics of the all white staff of the SPLC and the 99% white staff of the Jon Stewart show. It makes me think that an enterprising conservative with some free time should do an exhaustive study of the racial composition of left wing media outlets and agitation groups.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 09, 2013 07:10 PM (E55AK)

88 Remember the old VW ad about the sporty red factory hotrodded Golf? "If it isn't red, its black"

That's NOT the TNR crew.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 07:10 PM (J6hHs)

89 TNR's official drink is a gin version of the White Russian called The White Caucasian

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2013 07:11 PM (LCRYB)

90 TNR -- "When we burn toast, its still white!"

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 07:12 PM (J6hHs)

91 TNR Declares Kazimir Malevich the 'Most Important Artist of the 20th Century'

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:12 PM (PnOz+)

92 "The Negroes stole our dates"!

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:12 PM (wR+pz)

93 TNR as red as Texas clay and as white as snow...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:12 PM (LRFds)

94 TNR -- "Come for the white power, stay for the racism"

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 07:13 PM (J6hHs)

95 TNR will not order 12 inch subs for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2013 07:13 PM (w+Dvf)

96 At TNR, Ralph Stanley sings "O Death" before every editorial meeting.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 09, 2013 07:14 PM (QLJPW)

97 TNR -- we fired an intern for drinking a chocolate shake.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 07:14 PM (J6hHs)

98 In the early days TNR repainted all their Model T Fords white.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 07:15 PM (JgkPs)

99 At TNR, Ralph Stanley sings "O Death" before every editorial meeting.

As in the old folk song? I don't get the joke...

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 09, 2013 07:15 PM (kudz2)

100 "Speaking of books, I'm finishing Chris Kyle's book. Last night, I was reading a passage that brought me to tears."

I was sad and surprised to learn that Chris Kyle had been killed by a nut case.

I was unsurprised to learn that Kyle had been trying to help the guy get better.

A fine man. His death is a huge loss to the country.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2013 07:15 PM (gqT4g)

101 TNR - We're not all white, the white sheets and hoods just make it seem that way.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at February 09, 2013 07:15 PM (E55AK)

102 TNR -- we stuffed a guy wearing a dashiki down the trash chute

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 09, 2013 07:15 PM (J6hHs)

103 Love the new twitter Avatar from the Seventh Seal.

Isn't that sort of a Hippy thing?

Did anybody ever see De Düva - Ingmar Bergman spoof?

It's pretty white too. Especially the pigeon poop that hits death's cape in the end, spoiling the badminton match.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 09, 2013 07:16 PM (Qxdfp)

104 Nobody does a take-down like Ace.

Mad skillz with a scalpel.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 07:16 PM (piMMO)

105 This is Chris Hughes' last tweet:


‏@chrishughes

Congrats to @tnr Creative Dir @DirkBarnett and team on the new cover! On your iPad this weekend and newsstands Monday


Here's Dirk's twitter pic....if there really was a T Coddington Van Voorhees VII, this is what he'd look like:

http://tinyurl.com/auvwpqh

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 07:16 PM (X6akg)

106

TNR -- following in the footsteps of young Scott Thomas B., we aren't going to write anymore either ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 09, 2013 07:16 PM (HJVIt)

107
As in the old folk song? I don't get the joke...Posted by: Grey Fox at February 09, 2013 07:15 PM (kudz2)
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I thought they sang it at the Klan Rally in O Brother Where Art Thou....maybe I have the wrong song.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 09, 2013 07:17 PM (QLJPW)

108 83 The annual TNR Festivus party is held at Ruby Tuesdays, Bennigans is consider too "urban".

The annual TNR Festivus party is held at White Castle

For obvious reasons.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2013 07:17 PM (ykCjZ)

109 Ace, you've done good work this week, thought provoking and, as TNR would say, down with the cause.

*wink*

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2013 07:18 PM (w+Dvf)

110 TNR protests "white sales" at Macy's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 07:19 PM (UOM48)

111 wink

Fingers in "W" salute

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2013 07:19 PM (LCRYB)

112 Tami, it no worki

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 07:19 PM (JgkPs)

113 The annual TNR Festivus party is held at Ruby Tuesdays, Bennigans is consider too "urban".


****

They've been known to leave the office, snickering, as they headed for Popeye's for some ethnic food.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 07:20 PM (piMMO)

114 Dammit. Brain not functioning. TNR "celebrates" white sales at Macy's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 07:20 PM (UOM48)

115 >>The annual TNR Festivus party is held at White Castle
For obvious reasons.

You obviously haven't seen the kitchen staff.

Posted by: TNR at February 09, 2013 07:20 PM (w+Dvf)

116 Cracker Barrel!

Posted by: Rhett Rumpwrangler at February 09, 2013 07:21 PM (LSTjp)

117 112
Tami, it no worki

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 07:19 PM (JgkPs)


Poop....try this one....it's on twitter, so if you don't have a twitter account it might not show for you.




http://tinyurl.com/bfep28w

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 07:21 PM (X6akg)

118 We are giving up on basketball, but you should see our hockey coverage!

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:22 PM (wR+pz)

119 AceofSpades - Rapier-like Twit

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:22 PM (PnOz+)

120 It gets quite raucous in the TNR breakroom when someone starts a competition of "Your Mother Is So Nice" jokes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 07:22 PM (NTBjC)

121 TNR is the living embodiment of Fen's Law

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2013 07:22 PM (ykCjZ)

122 They say you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day, we ask how are we going to see the people who park our cars, at night?

Posted by: TNR at February 09, 2013 07:24 PM (w+Dvf)

123 If Poland had been as white as the TNR Offices, we never would have invaded.

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at February 09, 2013 07:24 PM (PnOz+)

124 favorite desert is white-cake with chocolate icing

Which desert was that? Its sure as hell not the Mojave, I been all over that one and the only cake I saw was that freeze dried shit.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 09, 2013 07:24 PM (JNO9M)

125 Corn Bread and Pinto Beans, the favorite at lunch for the staff. Our clean up staff.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:24 PM (wR+pz)

126 Poop....try this one....it's on twitter, so if you don't have a twitter account it might not show for you.

Thanks. That one worked. The artist must have taken artclasses from one of those advertised on book matches.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 07:25 PM (JgkPs)

127 Well, we never have any trouble on father's day either.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:25 PM (wR+pz)

128 How did TNR manage to get a photo of John Boehner crying in his office?

Damn fine investigative reporting, if I do say so.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 07:26 PM (WM+rJ)

129
Is the past tense of twittered, twattered ?
not that it mattered.
If a blog changes format is it considered cheating
if it seems more like tweeting ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 09, 2013 07:26 PM (SxAus)

130 Proud to say that I have never read anything over at TNR unless it was linked by someone who wanted to mock what was written over there.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 07:26 PM (ZOf1l)

131 130
Proud to say that I have never read anything over at TNR unless it was
linked by someone who wanted to mock what was written over there.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 07:26 PM (ZOf1l

Same here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 07:28 PM (UOM48)

132 I haven't seen anything that white since I went to an LL Bean factory outlet in rural Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 07:29 PM (WM+rJ)

133
I don't read anything here.
What makes you think I'd read anything at TNR?

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:29 PM (PnOz+)

134 Difference between TNR and Barky's staffers? Exception being Valerie "Minnie Rodent" Jarrett.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 07:31 PM (UOM48)

135 We recruit most of its staff from the swim team at BYU.

Posted by: TNR at February 09, 2013 07:32 PM (w+Dvf)

136 Here's Dirk's twitter pic....if there really was a T Coddington Van Voorhees VII, this is what he'd look like:

http://tinyurl.com/auvwpqh

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 07:16 PM (X6akg)

Did someone say "Dirk"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU6UHBYJOUw

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 07:32 PM (7PqWL)

137 TNR, making the Yacht club look integrated.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 07:32 PM (wR+pz)

138 OT (Hey, it's past 100 comments):

I was reading over http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/08/ senators-seek-compromise-bill-on-gun-sale-background-checks/ and am getting a sickly feeling. Why don't these fucks actually produce a bill that we, the people, can read prior to a vote so that we may gather details that the AP happily omits? (Don't answer that...)

I'm seriously wondering if this upcoming "background checks for private firearm transfers" mandate will result in de facto federal firearm registration. For some reason, I don't trust Senate Repubs to do the right thing.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 09, 2013 07:33 PM (7xeJQ)

139 OT: Just read that Cole Hamels and his wife adopted some Ethiopian kid. I'm curious, is our adoption system in this country that fucked up that even a multi-millionaire athlete has to adopt outside the county? I understand that Hollywood whores do it because they need a prop similar to the cactus they just bought for their estates. But what is up with the the adoption system in this country?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 07:34 PM (ZOf1l)

140 They've been known to leave the office, snickering, as they headed for Popeye's for some ethnic food.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 07:20 PM (piMMO)


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Mmmmm. Popeye's.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:34 PM (qVLrG)

141 Difference between TNR and Barky's staffers? Exception being Valerie "Minnie Rodent" Jarrett.

Don't forget Tiny Dancer. Of course he is gone now. I don't know which moron came up with the "Tiny Dancer" name, but I love it.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 07:34 PM (JgkPs)

142 TNR's Five Favorite Basketball Players: Larry Bird, Danny Ainge, Kevin McHale, Larry Bird & Wayne Gretzky

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2013 07:36 PM (LCRYB)

143 Our staff loves the fried chicken the janitor brings us on Wednesdays. The collar greens too!

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:37 PM (wR+pz)

144 The New Republic represents the finest of American progressive thought. If that progressive thought happens to come in white skin, it is all right, because the ideological intent is more important. Barack Obama leads us all.


Your racist movements on the Right are far more concerned with skin color and keeping the so-called darkies out.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 09, 2013 07:37 PM (jWvfJ)

145 Corn Bread and Pinto Beans, the favorite at lunch for the staff.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:24 PM (wR+pz)


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Mmmmm. Corn bread and pinto beans.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:37 PM (qVLrG)

146 But what is up with the the adoption system in this country?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 07:34 PM (ZOf1l)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScbNp0-bvGU

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 07:37 PM (7PqWL)

147 I'm seriously wondering if this upcoming "background checks for private firearm transfers" mandate will result in de facto federal firearm registration.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 09, 2013 07:33 PM (7xeJQ)


I'm not wondering, that's as safe a bet as bets get.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 09, 2013 07:37 PM (bxiXv)

148 Oh, great, Juche girl is back.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 09, 2013 07:38 PM (bxiXv)

149
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2013 07:36 PM (LCRYB)

Not Steve Nash (Canadian)?
Too ethnic?

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:39 PM (PnOz+)

150 I'm seriously wondering if this upcoming "background checks for private firearm transfers" mandate will result in de facto federal firearm registration. Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 09, 2013 07:33 PM (7xeJQ) I'm not wondering, that's as safe a bet as bets get.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 09, 2013 07:37 PM (bxiXv)


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Whatever they do, it'll be un-Constitutional. I would not abide by it even if I had the firearms I ceremoniously dumped into the river.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:41 PM (qVLrG)

151 Mmmmm. Corn bread and pinto beans.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:37 PM (qVLrG)
With chopped onions too!

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:41 PM (wR+pz)

152 Oy. What a day I've had.

I apologize for going O/T up-thread, but I've been dealing with mental midgets all afternoon. Obama voters.

Sorry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 07:41 PM (UOM48)

153 TNR's four favorite rappers: Vanilla Ice, Eminem, Justin Beiber and Woody Guthrie.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 07:42 PM (WM+rJ)

154
I would not abide by it even if I had the firearms I ceremoniously dumped into the river.

True Fact : 85% of america's guns reside in the bottom of a lake, somewhere.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:42 PM (PnOz+)

155 True Fact : 85% of america's guns reside in the bottom of a lake, somewhere.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:42 PM (PnOz+

Or ocean. *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 07:43 PM (UOM48)

156 Today in the TNR Cafeteria, the blueplate special is Mayo on White Bread with vanilla icecream with marshmallow.

And a Tab.

Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 07:43 PM (MMC8r)

157 With chopped onions too!
Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:41 PM (wR+pz)


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Mmmmm. Yes. Mmmmm. Onions too.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:44 PM (qVLrG)

158
With chopped onions too!

White Onions.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:45 PM (KjJpA)

159 Course the staff only uses dried beans that they soak for a day and then cook for a day or two.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:46 PM (wR+pz)

160
Mary C.

Do you have a daughter named Bratilbita ? She says she's from "Fermont".
Saysher long gone daddy was a Maple tapper.

What could that mean.Please respond. She wants your address and bank info.

Posted by: ancestrydotcom at February 09, 2013 07:46 PM (SxAus)

161 White onions? What other kind would we think of using?

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:46 PM (wR+pz)

162 With chopped onions too!White Onions.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:45 PM (KjJpA)


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You're right. Wouldn't want any of the red onion shit in my beans.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:47 PM (qVLrG)

163 Anyone say it yet?

"WHITER THAN WHITE ON RICE!!!!"


Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 07:47 PM (doBIb)

164 They're not new and they're not republican. White people advertising.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 07:47 PM (JJdOG)

165 Youmay have any wine you want as long as it's Chardonnay.

Posted by: TNR Sommelier at February 09, 2013 07:48 PM (KjJpA)

166 Cole Hammels is just a hippie with a decent fastball .
I'll pay more attention to him if , if , he gets into Curt Schilling territory .
Until then he can get lost .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:49 PM (USjX1)

167 We're White, just like the white on top of chicken shit!

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:49 PM (wR+pz)

168

A whiter shade of pale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2013 07:50 PM (DAoux)

169 But what is up with the the adoption system in this country?

Nothing.

If you're a lesbian couple or a couple of HIV positive gay dudes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2013 07:50 PM (6mttu)

170 TNR whiter than a late 70's dog turd.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 07:50 PM (KjJpA)

171 So white, they're into the ultraviolet region.

Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 07:51 PM (doBIb)

172 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 09, 2013 07:51 PM (/eBe8)

173 Exciting news! We, the staff at The New Republic proudly and officially announce the first ever child borne from parents of African ethnicity and European ethnicity. We have solicited our readers inputs on a name for the first interracial child in the history of the earth and have decided on a name submitted by Todd from the Upper West side. His name shall be....Scott.

Posted by: TNR at February 09, 2013 07:51 PM (ZOf1l)

174 TNR , whiter than David Dukes book club .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:52 PM (USjX1)

175 153 TNR's four favorite rappers: Vanilla Ice, Eminem, Justin Beiber and Woody Guthrie.
Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 07:42 PM (WM+rJ)

What, no 3rd Bass?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzXI_ApY4dY

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 07:52 PM (7PqWL)

176 Wait, the janitor wants Trayvon.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:52 PM (wR+pz)

177 Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:49 PM (USjX1)


Ah, didn't know that he was a hippie. That would explain that the child is just a prop then.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 07:53 PM (ZOf1l)

178 And a Tab.
Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 07:43 PM (MMC8r)


Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi. White can with gold trim, just like all the Camrys in the parking lot.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 09, 2013 07:53 PM (bxiXv)

179 Christ , why'd you have to do corn bread and pinto beans ?
Now , I'm starvin' .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:53 PM (USjX1)

180 Yay, On-Call Weekend!

At least it's my last one before I roll off this contract.

Also: T - 15 days to my CHL class.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 09, 2013 07:53 PM (/eBe8)

181 53 TNR's four favorite rappers: Vanilla Ice, Eminem, Justin Beiber and Woody Guthrie.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 07:42 PM (WM+rJ)



What, no 3rd Bass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzXI_ApY4dY



Don't forget House of Pain!

http://youtu.be/UpmX4qG1kQg

Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 07:53 PM (doBIb)

182 Antarctica is more ethnically diverse than TNR.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 09, 2013 07:54 PM (bxiXv)

183 We're whiter than the white walls on a '37 Hudson.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:54 PM (wR+pz)

184 Whiter than the inside thighs of the Pope.

Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 07:55 PM (doBIb)

185 168
A whiter shade of pale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2013 07:50 PM (DAoux)

A little counter-programming:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5Gl28Xe5o

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 07:56 PM (7PqWL)

186 TNR is Whiter than Rob Thomas at a polka concert.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 09, 2013 07:57 PM (/eBe8)

187 Whiter than the foreskin of an Irishman.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 07:57 PM (ZOf1l)

188 TNR , whiter than Seal team 6 and the Delta guys , SBS , and SAS .
Oops , mmm .
Never mind .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:57 PM (USjX1)

189 Christ , why'd you have to do corn bread and pinto beans ? Now , I'm starvin' .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:53 PM (USjX1)


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Beans sound good but they take too long. I think I'm going to get some brick chili and a pound of hamburger, and some sharp chedder cheese and mix me up some cold weather vittels. Gotta work first though.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:57 PM (qVLrG)

190 We should surround TNR HQ and and blast music at them like the Army did to Noriega back in '90

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 07:58 PM (7PqWL)

191 You know the last Rider- whose horse is Faithful and True and shows up in a "light as bright as a White Light?"

Yeah, TNR- still whiter.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 09, 2013 07:58 PM (/eBe8)

192 #TNRHQSiegePlaylist

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 07:58 PM (7PqWL)

193 You know we only use bleached white paper for our magazine, right?

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 07:59 PM (wR+pz)

194 Whiter than the foreskin of an Irishman.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 07:57 PM (ZOf1l)


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Whiter than the taint of a Swedish virgin.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 07:59 PM (qVLrG)

195 Soona , what's brick chili ?

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:59 PM (USjX1)

196 blast music at them like the Army did to Noriega back in '90

****

And the Branch Davidians in '93

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at February 09, 2013 07:59 PM (MhA4j)

197 Nice job Ace.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at February 09, 2013 08:00 PM (csi6Y)

198

"We should surround TNR HQ and and blast music at them like the Army did to Noriega back in '90"

What music would you use?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2013 08:00 PM (DAoux)

199 If you are lazy, Bush makes a pretty good canned pinto beans.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 08:01 PM (wR+pz)

200 What music would you use?

Michael Bolton, post-hair metal.

Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 08:01 PM (doBIb)

201 What music would you use?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2013 08:00 PM (DAoux)

Wagner.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 08:01 PM (wR+pz)

202 Wagner.

Winger.

Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 08:01 PM (doBIb)

203 What music would you use?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Buck Owens

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at February 09, 2013 08:02 PM (MhA4j)

204 Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:59 PM (USjX1)


Mannings. They sell a chili brick that is in the frozen section of Kroegers, that you mix with hamburger and whatever else.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:02 PM (ZOf1l)

205 What music would you use?

Rollin' Stones: "Black."
Soundgarden: "Black Hole Sun"
KT Tunstall: Black Horse and a Cherry Tree

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 09, 2013 08:03 PM (/eBe8)

206 Course, playing Dixie or The Bonnie Blue Flag, would be fun too.

Would remind them of their white heritage.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 08:03 PM (wR+pz)

207 JEEZ, for realz. We just got a call from (caller ID) Big Bear Lake, CA. I looked at my husband, before I answered, and said, "Could it be HIM?"

It was some organization asking for another handout. *whew*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:03 PM (UOM48)

208 Ace in Fuego.

The best comment in the comment section was, The no negro signs on the dem plantations are placed at the exits.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:04 PM (l86i3)

209 Is Average White Band still around?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:04 PM (UOM48)

210
What music would you use?

Rollin' Stones: "Black."
Soundgarden: "Black Hole Sun"
KT Tunstall: Black Horse and a Cherry Tree


WTF! What about us?

Posted by: Metallica the "Black Album" at February 09, 2013 08:05 PM (ZOf1l)

211 Never heard of brick chili. Learn something new here everyay.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 08:05 PM (X6akg)

212
What music would you use?


Hanson

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:05 PM (oqpa3)

213 Thanks , sam adams , I'm kind of a chili lover and had never heard of brick chili .
Prolly a commie plot .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:05 PM (USjX1)

214 Posted by: Metallica the "Black Album" at February 09, 2013 08:05 PM (ZOf1l)

Yeah, I happen to know the title of that album is "Metallica."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 09, 2013 08:06 PM (/eBe8)

215 Shit Viva Zapata is on TCM. I hope all my yard men are watching.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 08:06 PM (wR+pz)

216 >>Prolly a commie plot .Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:05 PM (USjX1)That's the 'Uncrustables'.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:06 PM (oqpa3)

217 Soona , what's brick chili ?
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 07:59 PM (USjX1)


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It's kind of a chili concentrate. It's cooked thick and then formed into bricks. That's how you buy it at the store.

To cook it, you just get a knife and slice off as much as you want into a heating pan; add the meat of your choice and you've got good, hot, thick chili.

Dip it into a bowl, add copius amounts of chedder cheese, jalopeno's, or any other seasoning that you want and then enjoy.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:07 PM (qVLrG)

218 215
Shit Viva Zapata is on TCM. I hope all my yard men are watching.


Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 08:06 PM (wR+pz

*snerk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:07 PM (UOM48)

219 Dammit, brick chili sounds pretty darn good. How, as a white person, did I never know about this before?

Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 08:08 PM (kpCLl)

220 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 09, 2013 08:06 PM (/eBe


I will always consider the second best Metallica album, the "Black Album." Master of Puppets was the best.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:08 PM (ZOf1l)

221 Hey, I know!


Whiter than the background at AoSHQ!!!


Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 08:10 PM (doBIb)

222 White people . . . because who else is gonna be stupid enough to pay for all your free shit?

Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 08:10 PM (kpCLl)

223
Kill'em All
Ride the Lightning
Master of Puppets

in that order.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:11 PM (oqpa3)

224 Whiter than a polar bear eating marshmellows in a snowstorm

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 09, 2013 08:11 PM (jucos)

225 Dammit, brick chili sounds pretty darn good. How, as a white person, did I never know about this before?
Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 08:08 PM (kpCLl)


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I can see now that some of you aren't genetically pure. I shouldn't have divulged this secret.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:12 PM (qVLrG)

226 Since we're nearly off-topic already, I had the shit scared out of me this morning.

We live on a golf course, and I'm sitting in my nightie and robe at this here 'puter.

My husband left to go to his office, and a few minutes later I hear this "BANG BANG BANG" on the glass doors to our living room (which adjoins our family room). I thought it might be my husband for some weird reason.

There's a guy holding his golf club, staring in my living room window, on our raised deck.

I opened the door to our screened porch and asked him what he wanted. He said, "Is this __________ house?"


Me: No. *points to next-door neighbor*

The guy just trotted off our deck and joined his buddies on the green.

I'm still pissed/gobsmacked.

Who the fuck does that?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:12 PM (UOM48)

227 Who the fuck does that?

One of those rude-ass golfy white folks, would be my guess.

Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 08:13 PM (kpCLl)

228 Who the fuck does that?


White people.

Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 08:13 PM (doBIb)

229 Master of Puppets was the best.

Yeah, Master of Puppets was good.
I still like And Justice for All.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 09, 2013 08:14 PM (/eBe8)

230 DrunkWhite people.


Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 08:13 PM (doBIb)

FIFY

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 08:14 PM (wR+pz)

231 Thanks soona , I may try some of that new fangled stuff .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:14 PM (USjX1)

232 Dude, TNR may be whiter than me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 09, 2013 08:15 PM (Gk3SS)

233 So has there been an Elizabeth Warren joke yet?

Posted by: Truman North, now housebound by snow at February 09, 2013 08:15 PM (I2LwF)

234 During especially adventurous gatherings, the staff at TNR have been known to drink a chilled Moscato whilst taking in the oh-so-smooth vocal stylings of the Carpenters.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 08:15 PM (piMMO)

235 Whiter than white bread Hucklebee.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 08:15 PM (wR+pz)

236 50

When, exactly, did the media have more influence over this Country's agenda than elected officials?

This must change.

Posted by: seamrog at February 09, 2013 06:45 PM (SxAus)


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Have you considered the very obvious answer that the same people who own the media now own the elected officials as well -- and they used one to get the other?
If that answer is actually true, then the next logical conclusion is that the people who make us the most frustrated are most likely just pawns -- and we are wasting valuable time focusing on them.
Want to deal with the media? Then, make a plan to deal with the people approving the paychecks.

Posted by: jc at February 09, 2013 08:16 PM (PlzOe)

237 Thanks soona , I may try some of that new fangled stuff .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:14 PM (USjX1)


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Tell the grocery folks a white man sent you.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:16 PM (qVLrG)

238 You know, digging out from a snowstorm is unpleasant.

Posted by: Truman North, all dug out actually but thanks for asking at February 09, 2013 08:16 PM (I2LwF)

239 Who the fuck does that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:12 PM (UOM4


People who are lost? Men usually don't make mistakes like that. I never have.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:16 PM (JgkPs)

240 Who the fuck does that .
Fuckin' transplanted yankees , Mrs. D'oh .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:16 PM (USjX1)

241 Whiter than an albino Pat Boone impersonator.

Posted by: zsasz at February 09, 2013 08:17 PM (MMC8r)

242 Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:11 PM (oqpa3)


I chose the black album over kill em all due to the fact that they finally crossed over with the black album. Seek and Destroy was one of their greatest songs ever, but not enough to put them over the top. Same as with the album Ride the Lightning with the classic "for whom the bell tolls."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:17 PM (ZOf1l)

243 Whiter than their favorite band, ABBA



http://tinyurl.com/bxgt9hp

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 09, 2013 08:17 PM (wR+pz)

244 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 09, 2013 08:00 PM (DAoux)

Spandau Ballet.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 09, 2013 08:17 PM (rqlRk)

245 150 minutes and all my back. But it's done and the cats and kids are fed and I even went out and got the laundry detergent. But I'm not doing the laundry til I'm good and ready.

Posted by: Truman North, all dug out actually but thanks for asking at February 09, 2013 08:18 PM (I2LwF)

246 You know, digging out from a snowstorm is unpleasant.

You're digging out on a Saturday night? What time did you run out of adult beverages?

Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 08:18 PM (kpCLl)

247 jane

did you yell get off my porch!!!?

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 09, 2013 08:19 PM (GVxQo)

248
You know, digging out from a snowstorm is unpleasant.


Yeah that does suck, we have thunderstorms forecast for late tonight.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:19 PM (ZOf1l)

249
Who the fuck does that?




Someone not properly raised.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 09, 2013 08:19 PM (1Y+hH)

250
>>I chose the black album over kill em all due to the fact that they finally crossed over with the black album.<<


Problem is they crossed from awesome to suck.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:19 PM (oqpa3)

251 Actually, the thing that bothers me the most about the new republic is that is has the same initials as national review.

All this racist stuff? Duh. They're leftists. Of course they're racists. It's in the secret initiation or some shit.

Posted by: Truman North, all dug out actually but thanks for asking at February 09, 2013 08:19 PM (I2LwF)

252 who does that?

an asshole

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 09, 2013 08:20 PM (GVxQo)

253 Problem is they crossed from awesome to suck.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:19 PM (oqpa3)

Right about the time they got off the Smack and Booze.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 09, 2013 08:21 PM (rqlRk)

254 As Peaches... I'm so not a Lifestyle Moron! I only drink socially when my blood ancestors are around.


Because that's when I NEED it.

Also, I drank on Christmas Eve that year the Senate have up the ghost on Obamacare, and on the morning I heard Roberts' ruling.

So... Only when I need relief from my ancestors, and when Obamacare makes bad news.

Posted by: Truman North, all dug out actually but thanks for asking at February 09, 2013 08:21 PM (I2LwF)

255 Thanks soona , I may try some of that new fangled stuff .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:14 PM (USjX1)


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I might want to add in the cooking instructions that one must add water to achieve the desired thickness. It really is nothing but chili.

So, enough of my caucasian cooking skillz. I'm hoping you mixed breeders enjoy it.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:22 PM (qVLrG)

256 @243

So true, and our favorite song!



http://tinyurl.com/2ef72cw

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 08:22 PM (wR+pz)

257 I've dug out of more Chicagoland snow storms while husband was out of town than I can count.

We shared a commercial type snow blower with three neighbors, and kept it in our garage because we had the only three-car garage on our cul-de-sac.

If another husband was out of town, my husband made a point of clearing the driveways and sidewalks of the wives.

Never, ever happened for me. I watched a pussy-assed douche watch me spend three hours clearing our driveway and corner sidewalks, and he waited until the exact moment I'd put the blower away to come over and get the damned thing out for his short driveway.

Ugh. Do. Not. Miss. Chicagoland. At. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:22 PM (UOM48)

258 I know, Tru, you're a good dude. Glad you got shoveled out and the fam is happy. You're gonna feel it in the morning, though . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 08:23 PM (kpCLl)

259 I had a guy knock on the door at 3 PM. Scared the crap out of me. He had run out of gas. I gave him a couple gallons of gas, he offered me $20, I took $10 for some new underwear and heart meds.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:24 PM (JgkPs)

260 who does that?

an asshole
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 09, 2013 08:20 PM (GVxQo)

Amen, I can't believe you were not pointing some big Iron at the back door when you adressed this individual.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:24 PM (l86i3)

261 You know, digging out from a snowstorm is unpleasant.Yeah that does suck, we have thunderstorms forecast for late tonight.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:19 PM (ZOf1l)


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You in OK or TX?

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:24 PM (qVLrG)

262 247
jane



did you yell get off my porch!!!?

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 09, 2013 08:19 PM (GVxQo

Heh. No, I was in shock. I called my husband and he was shocked, as well. The old guy and his buddies may have hit the club bar early.

When I think about the times I run around butt nekkid from the bedroom to the laundry room...eeek.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:24 PM (UOM48)

263 Jane, I think the most important detail of the story is this:

Where are the photographs of you in the nightie?

Posted by: Truman North, all dug out actually but thanks for asking at February 09, 2013 08:24 PM (I2LwF)

264 When I think about the times I run around butt nekkid from the bedroom to the laundry room...eeek.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:24 PM (UOM4

So, um, what's the name of that Golfcourse?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:25 PM (l86i3)

265 Diversity at TNR is herking and jerking to the whiter than white Flying Burrito Brothers noodling Lazy Days.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 08:25 PM (WM+rJ)

266 That's not nearly as embarrassing as the time our janitor showed up at the Yacht club with a pot of pintos.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 08:25 PM (wR+pz)

267 Thanks Peaches. You really know the second-best way to make me happy: Internet validation.

The best way to make me happy is to have a torrid affair with me. But this is good too.

Posted by: Truman North, all dug out actually but thanks for asking at February 09, 2013 08:26 PM (I2LwF)

268 All this whitey talk reminds me of the first time Mrs. North attended a party at the yacht club my folks belong to. Someone handed her their empty drink and their garbage.

Because she's Hispanic, and that's what makes Hispanic women happy. Apparently.

Posted by: Truman North, all dug out actually but thanks for asking at February 09, 2013 08:28 PM (I2LwF)

269 Happy Saturday, y'all ...

Going to fire up the bread machine & try to use up the bananas before they go bad ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 08:28 PM (TvO05)

270 Whiter than white on rice!!

Whiter than Obama's Chicago campaign staff!!

That's mighty white of you, TNR!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 09, 2013 08:29 PM (Pwz7h)

271 Talk later folks. My brother Peter is here with his new movie.

Posted by: Truman North at February 09, 2013 08:29 PM (I2LwF)

272 K-State holds home court against a fine Iowa St team and with KU's loss earlier today is in sole possession of 1st place in the Big 12.
At least until Monday night when they travel to Lawrence to play....KU.

Posted by: teej at February 09, 2013 08:29 PM (aqj6v)

273 @269

Don't forget to add the chia seed to make the bread all healthy or something.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 09, 2013 08:30 PM (7xeJQ)

274 268
All this whitey talk reminds me of the first time Mrs. North attended a
party at the yacht club my folks belong to. Someone handed her their
empty drink and their garbage.



Because she's Hispanic, and that's what makes Hispanic women happy. Apparently.

Posted by: Truman North, all dug out actually but thanks for asking at February 09, 2013 08:28 PM (I2LwF)

Dayum, that's all kinds of fucked up.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 09, 2013 08:30 PM (rqlRk)

275 You're digging out on a Saturday night? What time did you run out of adult beverages?


Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2013 08:18 PM (kpCLl)


Deval wouldn't let any of them out of their houses until 4pm.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 08:30 PM (X6akg)

276 All this whitey talk reminds me of the first time Mrs. North attended a party at the yacht club my folks belong to. Someone handed her their empty drink and their garbage. Because she's Hispanic, and that's what makes Hispanic women happy. Apparently.


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I would have broken a glass and done some cuttin'.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:31 PM (qVLrG)

277 Don't forget to add the chia seed to make the bread all healthy or something.


Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 09, 2013 08:30 PM (7xeJQ)

Fuck that, we put dope in it.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 08:31 PM (wR+pz)

278 I'm determined to finish Chris Kyle's book tonight. Damn, it's intense and heartbreaking, since he's no longer with us.

The parts that really break my heart are those of his wife's, Taya, where she talks about what she went through.

His memorial service is at Dallas Cowboy Stadium Monday. And his widow is being sued by Jesse Ventura.

FYI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:31 PM (UOM48)

279 That would be 3 AM. I can't tell time unless it is digital.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:31 PM (JgkPs)

280 Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:24 PM (qVLrG)


Actually, Kansas.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:32 PM (ZOf1l)

281 hate to be the one to break it to you but if you're doing jalapeno's and pintos you've got a minority in the woodpile .
Me , I only use my paternal grandmas ethnic southern recipes and my maternal grandmas ethnic hispanic recipes if the ingredients are raised by aryans going back at least five generations .
Just to be on the safe white side . Cause ima h8r.

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:32 PM (USjX1)

282 268
All this whitey talk reminds me of the first time Mrs. North attended a
party at the yacht club my folks belong to. Someone handed her their
empty drink and their garbage.



Because she's Hispanic, and that's what makes Hispanic women happy. Apparently


That and ironing shirts.

Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 08:33 PM (wR+pz)

283 That and ironing shirts.
Posted by: Flounder, TNR Editor at February 09, 2013 08:33 PM (wR+pz)

And having Bastard Children of Movie Stars.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:34 PM (l86i3)

284 Learned this morning that our boy fell "through" a trailer he was helping off-load off a ship in Thailand.

Haven't heard another thing.

We're somewhat concerned. Prayers and happy thoughts, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM48)

285 Posted by: teej at February 09, 2013 08:29 PM (aqj6v)


Have finally come to the conclusion that Elijah Johnson is the worst guard in the history of college basketball. KU will not go anywhere this season with their inconsistent guard play. Oh well, next year they pick up the best guard in the country who plays here in Wichita.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:35 PM (ZOf1l)

286 Jane D'oh, oh that is awful, happy thoughts for you and D'oh Jr.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 08:35 PM (BBWjt)

287 We're somewhat concerned. Prayers and happy thoughts, please.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM4


You hear bad, you don't hear good. He's OK. I'll pray anyway.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:35 PM (l86i3)

288 You think Chris Hughes' cellphone is dinging with every ace tweet?

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 08:35 PM (X6akg)

289 hate to be the one to break it to you but if you're doing jalapeno's and pintos you've got a minority in the woodpile . Me , I only use my paternal grandmas ethnic southern recipes and my maternal grandmas ethnic hispanic recipes if the ingredients are raised by aryans going back at least five generations . Just to be on the safe white side . Cause ima h8r.
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:32 PM (USjX1)


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My grocer sells only white jalopenos, thank you very much.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:36 PM (qVLrG)

290 Diversity at TNR is welcoming Leon Russell to jam with Johnny and Edgar Winter in a blizzard.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2013 08:36 PM (WM+rJ)

291 You think Chris Hughes' cellphone is dinging with every ace tweet?
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 08:35 PM (X6akg)

God I hope so.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:36 PM (l86i3)

292 Oddly, I'm making a white pizza for dinner.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:36 PM (oqpa3)

293 His memorial service is at Dallas Cowboy Stadium Monday. And his widow is being sued by Jesse Ventura.

FYI.


Don't believe that is correct. She didn't defame Jesse, he allegedly did. His suit dies with the death of the accused. Unless he has a judgement already, he is fucking out of luck. You can not sue the estate because the accused has the right to a defense, and he is dead.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:37 PM (wR+pz)

294 while we are on our white thread there is a #strugglesofbeingblack on twitter

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 09, 2013 08:37 PM (GVxQo)

295 The President doesn't care about your employment status #strugglesofbeingblack

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:38 PM (oqpa3)

296 Thanks, guys. We're concerned. Haven't had any response from him on Facebook or e-mail.

I'm weirded out. How bizarre that he survived mortar, small arms fire, IEDs, etc. in the shit hole, and gets hurt on a friendly exercise in Thailand?

Staying calm. For the time-being.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (UOM48)

297 Still want to know how the fucker in LA that killed the cops became an officer. Makes no sense.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (wR+pz)

298 Right about the time they got off the Smack and Booze.


Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 09, 2013 08:21 PM (rqlRk)

Hetfield was still a drunk long after "Live Shit Binge and Purge."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (ZOf1l)

299 291
You think Chris Hughes' cellphone is dinging with every ace tweet?

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 08:35 PM (X6akg)



God I hope so.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:36 PM (l86i3)


Good....I counted 60 tweets w/ @chrishughes in them. LOL!

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (X6akg)

300 Oddly, I'm making a white pizza for dinner.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:36 PM (oqpa3)


I only make white bean chicken chili, with white meat chicken. Served in white bowls, to my white wife and kids, who use white plastic spoons, and wipe their white mouths with plain white napkins. All washed down by white milk.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (l86i3)

301 Classical stations never play any Afro-Centric Classical, like Run DMC #strugglesofbeingblack

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (oqpa3)

302 We're somewhat concerned. Prayers and happy thoughts, please. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM4 You hear bad, you don't hear good. He's OK. I'll pray anyway.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:35 PM (l86i3)


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I fell off a railroad car twice when I was on-loading tanks in Germany. I wasn't hurt, but my pride took a beating. He'll be okay.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:40 PM (qVLrG)

303 garrett

if you are on twitter tweet that or else i will

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 09, 2013 08:40 PM (GVxQo)

304 Youmay have any wine you want as long as it's Chardonnay.
Posted by: TNR Sommelier at February 09, 2013 07:48 PM (KjJpA)

Oh, I'm pretty sure TNR has no objection to the reds.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 08:41 PM (BStAJ)

305 I only make white bean chicken chili, with white
meat chicken. Served in white bowls, to my white wife and kids, who use
white plastic spoons, and wipe their white mouths with plain white
napkins. All washed down by white milk.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (l86i3)

You forgot the white bread.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:41 PM (wR+pz)

306 You forgot the white bread.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:41 PM (wR+pz)

No white bread, white oyster crackers. Cracker? I have come full circle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:42 PM (l86i3)

307 "All this whitey talk..."
Reminds me of the story Gary tells behind a song he wrote. He and his wife out in California at some uppity dinner thingy.
An older lady asks him where they are from. He tells her and her reply, in her best Mrs. Thurston Howell III voice was
"Kansas? How awful."
So Gary comes home and and writes a song called "Midwestern".
Very humorous slamming of her type and the coasts in general. Hope he records it.
Not sure where God vacations but when He goes home,, He's Midwestern.

Posted by: teej at February 09, 2013 08:42 PM (1MXyW)

308 I fell off a railroad car twice when I was
on-loading tanks in Germany. I wasn't hurt, but my pride took a beating.
He'll be okay.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:40 PM (qVLrG

Thanks. I'm sure he's okay. Hell, he passed out in the heat from dehydration on Okinawa and fell face down and broke his nose.

His Sgt. took a picture of him literally "sleep driving" in A-stan.

He's a tough kid.


Still....(mom, here)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:42 PM (UOM48)

309 Makes no sense.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (wR+pz)


I think it has been explained on a previous thread. College graduate. I don't know how many years in the Navy. It's not uncommon.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:42 PM (JgkPs)

310
I don't tweet.
I can barely bring myself to read Aces twitter feed...but I just can't quit that ewok.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:42 PM (oqpa3)

311 You forgot the white bread.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:41 PM (wR+pz)

Our family only uses white crackers with our chili.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:42 PM (ZOf1l)

312
Our family only uses white crackers with our chili.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:42 PM (ZOf1l)

CRACKERIST!

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 08:43 PM (BBWjt)

313 Fox has been showing LA police footage of Dorner beating the shit out of a guy during a training exercise.

I'm going out on a limb here and suggest Dorner is in Mexico somewhere, seeing as how he tried to steal a boat from a guy, until he fouled the prop with a line. I think he finally found a boat.


I don't think he's suicidal. That's my two cents.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:45 PM (UOM48)

314 ...........with plain white napkins

They had better be cloth and have a high thread count.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:45 PM (JgkPs)

315 White cornmeal only !!!!!

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:45 PM (USjX1)

316 Truth is, until now I had never heard of the New Republic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:45 PM (l86i3)

317 I bought whole wheat saltines last month.
I'm still denouncing myself.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 08:45 PM (JJdOG)

318 Yes Ace. Because the principles of freedom, limited government, and personal responsibility are for white people only.

Posted by: Anabolic State at February 09, 2013 08:46 PM (nGsOy)

319 White cornmeal only !!!!!
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:45 PM (USjX1)

Is there another color?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:46 PM (l86i3)

320 We are so doomed.

Posted by: Baldy at February 09, 2013 08:46 PM (opS9C)

321 Lee Siegel was let go from TNR for getting 'too tan'.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 08:47 PM (oqpa3)

322 Makes no sense. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (wR+pz) I think it has been explained on a previous thread. College graduate. I don't know how many years in the Navy. It's not uncommon.
Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:42 PM (JgkPs)


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When I was in the military, I observed the whole spectrum of humanity standing in the ranks. Shouldn't read too much into past military service.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:47 PM (qVLrG)

323 They had better be cloth and have a high thread count.
Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:45 PM (JgkPs)

Brawny, I'm a sailor, not an Admiral.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (l86i3)

324 Haven't heard another thing.

We're somewhat concerned. Prayers and happy thoughts, please.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM4

I'll pray but I'm sure he's fine.
My son came back from Iraq without a scratch and promptly broke his ankle playing football on base in Germany. Doof.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (X6akg)

325 297 Still want to know how the fucker in LA that killed the cops became an officer. Makes no sense.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (wR+pz)

Hell, he got promoted. Twice.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (7PqWL)

326 Bought some of those high priced grits recently . I went with the yellow grits cause I like the color .
Yep , race traitor .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (USjX1)

327 The Croquet League of Brattleboro VT is more diverse than TNR.

Just ask Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (BStAJ)

328 @309

I been reading the threads and I have seen nothing about him going to college or where. If he went to college he could have done ROTC, but he was only in the Navy five years. You don't move up three ranks that quickly unless you are, oh wait, never mind.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:49 PM (wR+pz)

329 297 Still want to know how the fucker in LA that killed the cops became an officer. Makes no sense.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (wR+pz)

Hell, he got promoted. Twice.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (7PqWL)

To steal an earlier posters answer to the question, Hassan.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:49 PM (l86i3)

330 "Next year they pick up the best guard in the country.'

Yeah, that song has a familiar ring to it. KU reloads.
Maybe sometime this year the light bulb will go on for Elijah. Seen it happen before.
It would be cool if my Cats could win the Big 12 this year though.

Posted by: teej at February 09, 2013 08:49 PM (cgXSq)

331 I'll pray but I'm sure he's fine.
My son came back from Iraq without a scratch and promptly broke his ankle playing football on base in Germany. Doof.


Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (X6akg


Yeah. But it so happened that at the same time, the daughter of two of our best friends, fell and broke a vertebrae in her spine yesterday at UGA. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2013 08:50 PM (UOM48)

332 Bought some of those high priced grits recently . I went with the yellow grits cause I like the color . Yep , race traitor .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (USjX1)


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Shit. That's a drone strike.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:51 PM (qVLrG)

333 Hell , it's grits , man , I'm down with the struggle .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (USjX1)

334
Hell, he got promoted. Twice.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (7PqWL)

At least three times. Ensign, Lt Jg, then Lt. I guess you could make the point he was not promoted to Ensign but started there. Also, if he was a reservists for a while he could have gained a rank, but I thought he was kicked out of the Navy too.Sounds like the guy had the 'black chip" on his shoulder and expected to get automatic promotions or he would be pissed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (wR+pz)

335 Shit. That's a drone strike.
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2013 08:51 PM (qVLrG)

Ya'll got that shit right.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (l86i3)

336 Brawny, I'm a sailor, not an Admiral.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at


Brawny, I'm a sailor, not an Admiral.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at


Rich jerk. Brawny is so much better than the crumpled up newspaper most people have to use.






Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (JgkPs)

337 Brawny, I'm a sailor, not an Admiral.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:48 PM (l86i3)

Clearly you're a 1%er

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 08:56 PM (BBWjt)

338 Rich jerk. Brawny is so much better than the crumpled up newspaper most people have to use.






Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 08:54 PM (JgkPs)


Hey, I'm not a jerk. I give my neighbors the sale papers. Although I do get a chuckle when I see the ink smeared on their faces.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:56 PM (l86i3)

339 From twitter.

Some things defy explanation.

YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THIS ON FOX ---> CNN Anchor Asks If Asteroid Was Caused By **Global Warming**: http://shar.es/Yvfuh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (piMMO)

340 Wow, Viva Zapata is on TCM. Maybe my yard men SHOULDN'T watch it.



Don't want any trouble next week.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (wR+pz)

341 YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THIS ON FOX ---> CNN Anchor Asks If Asteroid Was Caused By **Global Warming**: http://shar.es/Yvfuh
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (piMMO)

FFS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:58 PM (l86i3)

342 Rich jerk. Brawny is so much better than the crumpled up newspaper most people have to use.




And much hotter but with less HIV.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 09, 2013 08:59 PM (ZOf1l)

343 CNN Anchor Asks If Asteroid Was Caused By **Global Warming**:

And I thought I was stoopid.

Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2013 09:02 PM (JgkPs)

344 YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THIS ON FOX ---> CNN Anchor Asks If Asteroid Was Caused By **Global Warming**: http://shar.es/Yvfuh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 08:57 PM (piMMO)



As if anyone needed any more convincing that journalism grads are dumber that women studies grads, african american studies grads, sociology grads, or shrinks.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 09:03 PM (ZOf1l)

345 We humans are so powerful, we are now impacting the heaven AND the earth.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (piMMO)

346 Ha!

Ace has it in a post above

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 09:06 PM (piMMO)

347 Truth is, until now I had never heard of the New Republic. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 09, 2013 08:45 PM (l86i3)

Once upon a time, when I was a lib, I subscribed to TNR. It was always liberal, but when Marty Peretz was editor, it was also strongly pro-Israel, which set it apart from rags like Mother Jones and the Village Voice. And it occasionally published articles which countered the lefty Party Line in other ways. I remember reading a great article by Ron Radosh (who is now at Pajamas Media) in the TNR about Henry Wallace, the Commie and pro-Stalinist apologist FDR dropped from the ticket in favor of Truman in 1944. (BTW, a few weeks ago, Oliver Stone wrote a letter to the WSJ about what a great guy Wallace was and how the entire Cold War could have been avoided if only Wallace had become president in '45. Wallace still has plenty of lefty fanboys.)

TNR once tried, somewhat, to be a bit evenhanded. But that was over 20 years ago. Peretz must be long gone at this point (if not he's like 180 years old) and I had the impression he was the one who put the brakes on over there.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 09, 2013 09:07 PM (BStAJ)

348
Asteroid, global warm....


No way this is real. Even on CNN. Right?

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 09, 2013 09:09 PM (1Y+hH)

349 Jane, get yourself a USMCS robe and answer the next knock with a carbine in your hand, that shit will stop.

Your doing good with your kid, I never told my mom about being in Thailand.

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2013 09:10 PM (DZ9ke)

350 SWPLs attracted to liberalism, news at 10

Posted by: JDP at February 09, 2013 09:21 PM (8HhF2)

351 Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 09, 2013 08:39 PM (ZOf1l)

Went to their '91-92 New Years Eve (Wherever We May Roam tour) concert. In the Tokyo Dome. Oh. My. Fucking. God. Was that ever awesome. Some Japanese band, Slayer (I think), Europe (The Final Countdown, get it?), and then Metallica. Absolutely crawling with chicks. After, we went out and partied in Roppongi (Buzz and Lexington Queen, IIRC).

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 09, 2013 09:29 PM (rqlRk)

352 #327, we play bocce. Only the Republican Women's Club plays croquet. I hate those sluts. They try so hard to act like Sarah Palin so whenever they're not playing croquet they're drinking, racing snowmobiles (bad for the environment), and driving over to Northfield to fuck the ROTC instructors at Norwich. They call it supporting the troops

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 09, 2013 09:34 PM (bzYZw)

353 Total BULLSHIT!

Posted by: gIBSONZ at February 10, 2013 02:15 AM (E3tRT)

354 Did hammer @chrishughes on Twitter with three tweets noting Cruz, Rubio & Tim Smith while reviling sodhole Menendez for being a crooked ward-heeler.

Posted by: daveinboca at February 11, 2013 05:33 AM (sP9WV)






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