Are You In the Market for a New Car?
How About a Grand Mal Seizure?
What If I Told You You Could Now Get Both -- At the Same Place?

Wow, I am not kidding about the seizure part

Hey, Don't Click; Poor Guy's Bandwidth is Getting Hammered. See The Screencap Below Instead; It's Less Seizurey Anyway. You'll get the gist.

AndyU. just emailed me to say, "There's one site on the web that looks worse than ours."

Update: What are they selling again?

Cars right?

Not mobile missile launchers, right?

lingscars.jpg

Some will say this is fake.

I say to such skeptics: Shut up.

Satisfied Customers: Look at these satisfied customers of Ling's Cars.

Could they all be wrong?!?

Posted by: Ace at 05:31 PM



Comments

1 Surreal....

Idiocracy inbound...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 05:32 PM (LRFds)

2 first

Posted by: assault flounder at February 08, 2013 05:32 PM (Kkt/i)

3 doh! May a dronestrike be upon you.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 08, 2013 05:33 PM (Kkt/i)

4 I think I blacked out for a few seconds.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2013 05:34 PM (w+Dvf)

5
Go Condi!!

http://tinyurl.com/b98s4a5

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 05:34 PM (OlN4e)

6 Now why can't we have nice things like that.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 08, 2013 05:34 PM (Kkt/i)

7 Why Are Most Mass Murderers Liberals?

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 08, 2013 05:35 PM (tVTLU)

8 I looked for dancing Jesus, but my retinas began to ache. Still seeing negative shadows when I blink,.

Posted by: Pug Mahon-Assault CAD Monkey at February 08, 2013 05:35 PM (K+mtQ)

9 Damn Ling. Subtle ain't ya?

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 05:35 PM (OlN4e)

10 Needs more flashing stuff.

Posted by: JWF at February 08, 2013 05:35 PM (1l37M)

11 Nil Butron is a pud.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2013 05:36 PM (vU7KM)

12 Geocities from 1997 called, they want their website back.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 05:36 PM (bpQsl)

13 I just received an email stating I had just leased 2 cars and agreed to masturbate on Japanese TV. The car leasing seems suspect.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2013 05:37 PM (w+Dvf)

14 Holy fucking shit, what the hell just happened?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 08, 2013 05:37 PM (WvXvd)

15 God bless Tripod and Geocities

Posted by: The Dude at February 08, 2013 05:37 PM (vJdyz)

16
Dayum! My eyes!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 05:38 PM (+z4pE)

17 And yet that technology is head and shoulders above AoS......

Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:39 PM (xmcEQ)

18 Old Ling ain't into understatement.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 05:40 PM (OlN4e)

19
That's Psy with a mouse.

Make it stop!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 05:40 PM (+z4pE)

20 I actually like our site. It fits like a pair of some really old ass shoes. Not pretty to look at and a bit smelly at times...but comfortable as hell.

Posted by: Icedog at February 08, 2013 05:40 PM (9ScGj)

21 Go Condi!!

http://tinyurl.com/b98s4a5


Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 05:34 PM (OlN4e)


BUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:40 PM (xmcEQ)

22 You need to re post this Monday so we can see them on the live in office cam!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 05:41 PM (wR+pz)

23 When Ling gets into porn, that'll be your headline news.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2013 05:41 PM (LCRYB)

24 20I actually like our site. It fits like a pair of some really old ass shoes. Not pretty to look at and a bit smelly at times...but comfortable as hell.Posted by: Icedog at February 08, 2013 05:40 PM (9ScGj) Yeah, its like the '67 VW beetle of blogs.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 05:41 PM (OlN4e)

25
"Post me Fererro Roches! YUM! YUM!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 05:42 PM (+z4pE)

26

Queen of Diamonds!!!!!

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 05:42 PM (UaxA0)

27 Reminds me of "Battling Seuzure Robots" from the Simpsons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZzTpjh-NsQ

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at February 08, 2013 05:42 PM (0K4Xj)

28 Wait... bold.... underlines.... ampersand??? wow... high teck!

Posted by: R13 at February 08, 2013 05:43 PM (lZBBB)

29 At least its eye catching followed by eye gouging. What a huggery-muggery of a web design. What drugs are they on?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 05:43 PM (PMCY9)

30
that ling is cunning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2013 05:43 PM (p/cQy)

31 I find the lack of London Boys refreshing.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 08, 2013 05:43 PM (QupBk)

32 No lace wigs?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 05:43 PM (+z4pE)

33 "I tasted tear gas in
1989, although in Chengdu not Beijing. There was much more happening
than the Tianamen stuff. One day things will get better, it's actually
much better now but still frustratingly "controlled" (anyone been to
China will know what I mean), and I hope I'm doing my bit for Anglo-Sino
relations."


----Ling

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2013 05:43 PM (w+Dvf)

34 that ling is cunning.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


So is his cousin who lives in the US.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 05:44 PM (NTBjC)

35 24
20I actually like our site. It fits like a pair of some really old ass
shoes. Not pretty to look at and a bit smelly at times...but
comfortable as hell.Posted by: Icedog at February 08, 2013 05:40 PM
(9ScGj)


Me too. I like the way you can insert photo's and shit like that.


Oh, and don't forget ace's weekly game. "Guess the double post day"!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 05:44 PM (wR+pz)

36 I think my head asplode.

Posted by: blogRot at February 08, 2013 05:44 PM (chysP)

37 So THAT's what Pixy does instead of italics and shit for us.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 08, 2013 05:44 PM (QLJPW)

38 Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:40 PM (xmcEQ)

usin a Golf Club??? yep.... girl....

Posted by: Darth Cheney at February 08, 2013 05:44 PM (lZBBB)

39 I think that site just sucked all the smart off of my hard drive (not that I put any of it there).

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 08, 2013 05:45 PM (bGlsD)

40 that ling is cunning.

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 08, 2013 05:45 PM (QupBk)

41 This is what AoSHQ could be, Ace. Just sayin'.

I'll bet they have full ampersand functionality too.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 05:45 PM (8ZskC)

42 Is there some sort of study that proves that annoying, agitating advertising draws people to car dealers? Not only this internet ad, car dealers usually have the most incredibly annoying radio, TV, and newspaper ads.
I have never bought a car from a dealer that had an annoying ad. And never will. Some of those ads are so bad that I talk back to the radio.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 08, 2013 05:45 PM (YmPwQ)

43 Wow, that website is amazi ;lvnq8p [p8th4q[ a;slkjas nf;efq84hthq ;aakksa888 8888888888af;ja;s kf024t8

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 08, 2013 05:45 PM (SY2Kh)

44 Am I the only one to hear the music?
"Rescue Me"?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2013 05:45 PM (bTPOR)

45 Assault Ampersands!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 08, 2013 05:45 PM (QupBk)

46 Brando's got electrolytes which plants crave!



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 08, 2013 05:45 PM (bb5+k)

47 Oh how great this would have looked before my stash ran out...

This is the future of car sales.
It's been buzzfeed'ified.

Posted by: CAC at February 08, 2013 05:46 PM (JH/Ra)

48 OK, I managed to hit the back button mid-seizure.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 08, 2013 05:46 PM (SY2Kh)

49 I guess i'm old. I don't get it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 05:46 PM (l86i3)

50 Is there some sort of study that proves that annoying, agitating advertising draws people to car dealers?

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 08, 2013 05:46 PM (QupBk)

51 OT: 0bama voter admits on video that she voted twice

http://preview.tinyurl.com/aqvheav

Via Right Scoop

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at February 08, 2013 05:46 PM (0K4Xj)

52 I love this site, it's been one of my favorites for years.
I clicked on link and am sorry I did. They meant to call one care a Sedan but instead it was "Saloon."

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 05:46 PM (z4WKX)

53
I love this site, it's been one of my favorites for years.
I clicked on link and am sorry I did. They meant to call one care a Sedan but instead it was "Saloon."


That's what they call them on Top Gear (BBC).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 05:48 PM (+z4pE)

54 Ling is running a special on Chinese mobile launch trucks. Buy two and get a tactical nuke free.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 05:48 PM (OlN4e)

55 Perfect spokesperson for Ling. Ling Ling from Steam Detectives
http://tinyurl.com/b52aqvm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 05:48 PM (PMCY9)

56 That Ling Valentine is teh hawt!

Posted by: The Guy Who Used To Dig Janet Napolitano But Now Digs Ling Valentine at February 08, 2013 05:48 PM (8ZskC)

57

LOL, the cars hop when you scroll over them.

Posted by: beach dunes of white at February 08, 2013 05:48 PM (LpQbZ)

58 Ling hasn't changed his site layout since 1977. There's something to be said for consistency.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 08, 2013 05:48 PM (+lsX1)

59 Ling's sportin some hard nips in one picture......

Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:49 PM (xmcEQ)

60 What was John Kerry doing in the ad?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 05:49 PM (UOM48)

61 Did you try the 'stupid game' on the website?

I was amused that in the game you're dodging cars on a busy freeway while strapped to a car with a nuclear missile.

Glad I don't drive in China

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 05:49 PM (bpQsl)

62
Ling hasn't changed his site layout since 1977. There's something to be said for consistency.

*looks around*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 05:50 PM (+z4pE)

63 Saloon = sedan.
Bonnet = hood.
Wings = fenders.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 05:50 PM (PMCY9)

64 MSNBC’s co-host of The Cycle, Krystal Ball, took on the notion circulating in the media that liberal supporters of President Barack Obama are engaging in hypocrisy when they defend the executive’s authority to execute drone strikes on Americans overseas. Some claim that they would never support this power if the president were a Republican. Ball agreed with this point, conceding that she would not support President George W. Bush having this authority. However, she said that Obama is a “fundamentally responsible actor” while Bush regularly “displayed extraordinarily lapses in judgment.”


Weasel Zippers. These liberals are seriously sick bastards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2013 05:50 PM (jE38p)

65 Now we know what causes erectile disfunction - glad that's solved.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 08, 2013 05:50 PM (Z8jS9)

66 O/T but apropos: Florida couple addicted to coffee enemas:


http://tinyurl.com/a6cpknb

Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 08, 2013 05:50 PM (wtvvX)

67 I leased a car from Ling 3 years ago. After signing I woke up in a Chinese labor camp making iPhones. Best vacation ever!!

Posted by: Ling Testimoniaal at February 08, 2013 05:51 PM (w+Dvf)

68 http://tinyurl.com/bf9ezbt (youtube)

Clarkson test drives the Ling P45

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (bGlsD)

69 Seriously guys, I don't see what the big ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD! ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-TOAD! hardly the worst, after all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (GBXon)

70 I buy horse trailer from Ling and she give me free bucket.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (8ZskC)

71 I am Ling!

What the hell are you lot doing, flooding my website?? Are you all AMERICANS?

You had better not mess it up, spit or litter. I will kick your ass.

And I'm a HER. Not a HIM.

Ling!

Posted by: Ling Valentine at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (3yEeg)

72 Ling hasn't changed his site layout since 1977. There's something to be said for consistency.


Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 08, 2013 05:48 PM (+lsX1)


I can't even imagine what it would be like to try and program that using straight HTML........

Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (xmcEQ)

73 COME TO THE WORLD FAMOUS JOHN DOE EDSELDEALER!!!!! WE ARE UNDISPUTEDLY THE BIGGEST SELLER OF EDSELS ON THE EAST COAST!!!! WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD-OLD-OLD-OLD!!!!THE OFFICIAL CAR OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES BACKUP QUARTERBACK ACK ACK ACK!!!!
IF WE CAN'T BEAT THE COMPETETITOR'S PRICE WE GIVE YOU THE CAR!! GIVE-IVE-IVE IT TO YOU! AGGHHHHHHH!!

nothingthepreviousannouncersaidwastrueseedealerfordetails

Posted by: Annoying Car Dealer at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (YmPwQ)

74 However, she said that Obama is a “fundamentally responsible actor” while Bush regularly “displayed extraordinarily lapses in judgment.”

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Just *do not* call them cultists!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (NTBjC)

75 Did he design that on Geocities? Music is catchy though

Posted by: brak at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (RBQss)

76 This is ALL kinds of awesome!

Posted by: Truck Poised to be SemiAutomatic Assault Monkey at February 08, 2013 05:53 PM (jucos)

77 Did the girl sing "Chinky all over?" Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 05:53 PM (UOM48)

78 Clarkson test drives the Ling P45


Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (bGlsD)


Saw that on the tele the other day. ALMOST laughed as hard as I did when he built that highrise on the Citroen a few seasons back.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:53 PM (xmcEQ)

79 58
Ling hasn't changed his site layout since 1977. There's something to be said for consistency.


Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 08, 2013 05:48 PM (+lsX1)

h8erz gonna h8.

Posted by: assault Windows 8 at February 08, 2013 05:54 PM (Kkt/i)

80 So how did the Ling P45 stack up against the Moskva?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 05:54 PM (PMCY9)

81
What a pity, no lace wigs.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 08, 2013 05:55 PM (mETGQ)

82 BTW, I think that's a pretty good price on a Skoda Yeti.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 05:55 PM (8ZskC)

83 60 What was John Kerry doing in the ad?

And how do he get on the back of that truck?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 08, 2013 05:55 PM (Z8jS9)

84

complete with customer letters from all over the UK

Posted by: beach dunes of white at February 08, 2013 05:55 PM (LpQbZ)

85 Ok, I checked it out. This FKN kid is filthy rich. Bank on it. It should be the GOP website. fun and crazier than hell. Thats how you get votes. Make people smile. Thinkin is for losers.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 05:56 PM (l86i3)

86 Ling drives a Trabant.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2013 05:56 PM (vU7KM)

87 Wonder if he/she is related to the Ling chick who managed to get herself captured by the Norks and rescued by Billy Jeff?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 05:56 PM (UOM48)

88 71
I am Ling!

What the hell are you lot doing, flooding my website?? Are you all AMERICANS?

You had better not mess it up, spit or litter. I will kick your ass.

And I'm a HER. Not a HIM.

Ling!


Posted by: Ling Valentine at February 08, 2013 05:52 PM (3yEeg)

Ling is also a cunning linguist. And if it is wrong to want an asian girl to kick my ass, then . . .

Posted by: assault flounder at February 08, 2013 05:56 PM (Kkt/i)

89 Dr. Varno, almost read that as 'Ling drives a Tranny.'

On second thought the tranny would be more reliable.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 05:56 PM (PMCY9)

90 Did she get a 2 for 1 deal on John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker Broderick?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:57 PM (xmcEQ)

91 I'm not going to that site. For all you know, you've all just had your brains infected with a sleeper killbot program. They can do that shit. Just look at McCain.

Posted by: Invictus at February 08, 2013 05:57 PM (OQpzc)

92 85 Ok, I checked it out. This FKN kid is filthy rich. Bank on it. It should be the GOP website. fun and crazier than hell. Thats how you get votes. Make people smile. Thinkin is for losers.

But does it have free sh$$?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 08, 2013 05:57 PM (Z8jS9)

93 Lease a Reliant Robin death trap for 188 a month?

FUCK YOU!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:57 PM (xmcEQ)

94 21 Go Condi!!

***

Like duck hunting with Cheney, golfing with Condi is not for sissies.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 08, 2013 05:57 PM (VlXYw)

95 My husband just called and asked what I wanted to do for dinner, and I asked him to pick up Chinese.

For realz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 05:58 PM (UOM48)

96 Invictus, stop reading Snow Crash...

Here have a nam shub anyway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 05:58 PM (PMCY9)

97 So how did the Ling P45 stack up against the Moskva?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 05:54 PM

Better than the Reliant.


ALMOST laughed as hard as I did when he built that highrise on the Citroen a few seasons back.


Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 05:53 PM

Amazing how much you can do with the UK communications budget behind you.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 08, 2013 05:58 PM (bGlsD)

98 That site is way better than throwing down a silly Queen of Diamonds to get the brainwashed agent to do your evil bidding.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 08, 2013 05:59 PM (WvXvd)

99 Seems like the FDA is getting rid of some of the ammo they bought..... into the carcasses of 15 year old boys.

Posted by: Truck Poised to be SemiAutomatic Assault Monkey at February 08, 2013 06:00 PM (jucos)

100 Just called our local Chinese take-out place, and could not understand a word the guy said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 06:01 PM (UOM48)

101
Dude has office web cams.
Has a Dalek but spells it Delek.
lol

Posted by: Do NOT taunt Delek! at February 08, 2013 06:01 PM (mETGQ)

102
It can't be fake. Who would put that much effort into a goof?

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 08, 2013 06:01 PM (mJkp9)

103 Jeremy Clarkson in a Reliant Robin:

http://youtu.be/_bIn_ZgHJaE

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2013 06:01 PM (bxiXv)

104 155 a month.....still...

Posted by: © Sponge at February 08, 2013 06:01 PM (xmcEQ)

105 The interesting accounting properties of ammunition. Link in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at February 08, 2013 06:01 PM (I2LwF)

106

Going to watch Beasts of the Southern Wild tonight.

Curl up with my hubby on the couch next to the fire.

*cheers all

have a great weekend

Posted by: beach dunes of white at February 08, 2013 06:02 PM (LpQbZ)

107 100 Just called our local Chinese take-out place, and could not understand a word the guy said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 06:01 PM (UOM4


Years ago we had a very good one near our work we used a lot, the phone guy was not the best at English but you could understand him. The hard part was not laughing as he confirmed every detail by saying "OH! Kaaaaaaaaay."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2013 06:03 PM (bxiXv)

108
Oh FFS, I am rarely surprised anymore by leftists, but this one actually went the full "its only right if your a lefty":


http://tinyurl.com/Lefty-hypocrites


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2013 06:03 PM (p/cQy)

109 That site is all kinds of awesome. Even gave me epilepsy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 06:04 PM (UOM48)

110
...."Dodgy"

That's another Brit-ism that cracks me up.

I noticed the Banner there that says:
"All My Cars Are 100% HORSEMEAT FREE! (Except Leather Seats)"

Are they making car parts out of horsemeat over there?

Posted by: wheatie at February 08, 2013 06:04 PM (BZMZX)

111 155 pounds, 240-245 dollars.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2013 06:04 PM (bxiXv)

112 "Titanic Car Leasing Website!"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 08, 2013 06:04 PM (ZuCIK)

113 No more yankee my wankee! Donger need food!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 08, 2013 06:04 PM (QLJPW)

114 Thanks Backwards Boy!
They call them Saloons in Great Britain?

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 06:05 PM (z4WKX)

115 ZuCIK, bitches!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 08, 2013 06:05 PM (ZuCIK)

116 Wheatie, would you prefer horsemeat free or dissident free car?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 06:05 PM (PMCY9)

117 I like the Black Hawk Down free delivery service.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 06:05 PM (UOM48)

118 105 The interesting accounting properties of ammunition. Link in sig.

Posted by:Truman North at February 08, 2013 06:01 PM (I2LwF)

Your link is kaput.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 08, 2013 06:05 PM (Kkt/i)

119
Calls one of co-wokers a "Mac fag".
lol

Posted by: Do NOT taunt Delek! at February 08, 2013 06:05 PM (mETGQ)

120 Oh FFS, I am rarely surprised anymore by leftists, but this one actually went the full "its only right if your a lefty":

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2013 06:03 PM (p/cQy)


Krystal Ball says: Answer Always Dumb, Why Do You Keep Asking?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2013 06:05 PM (bxiXv)

121 "116 Wheatie, would you prefer horsemeat free or dissident free car?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 06:05 PM (PMCY9) "

Dissidentmeat free.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 08, 2013 06:06 PM (ZuCIK)

122 Link in sig now sorry for before

Posted by: Truman North at February 08, 2013 06:06 PM (I2LwF)

123 I've seen less flattering pictures of John Effin Kerry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 06:07 PM (UOM48)

124 I seriously want to make that site my homepage. Mrs. D will Flip.Out. and I'll laugh drunkenly at her. Teach her to give me 3 hours to myself.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 08, 2013 06:07 PM (QLJPW)

125 That's how you know the Geico lizard is a fake. Brits never say they have a flat tire. They get punctures.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 08, 2013 06:08 PM (bGlsD)

126 I had to disable Scriptblocker twice to see the damnable thing. The audio was the worst part.

Tried to lease a car- wouldn't go anywhere.

Guy's a Chink, eh? ( My Canadian side... yes, I have family up there.... )

Ah denounces mah' 'sef!

Posted by: backhoe, Hobbit tea-roar-ist of Doom at February 08, 2013 06:08 PM (ULH4o)

127 re: Who would put that much effort into a goof?

You sound like you don't work with any English guys.

(It's the part where you didn't beg the Lord to cleanse the world with fire right the fuck now that gave it away.)

Posted by: oblig. at February 08, 2013 06:08 PM (cePv8)

128 My husband just called and asked what I wanted to do for dinner, and I asked him to pick up Chinese.

I haven't gone near a Chinese pickup since I ordered 'Four Seasons' and the waitress told we that 'Three Ray' was cheaper, and much more fun.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 08, 2013 06:09 PM (feFL6)

129 122 Link in sig now sorry for before

Posted by: Truman North at February 08, 2013 06:06 PM (I2LwF)

Yeah, I had a similar observation in a different context. It is crazy that people are using ammo, mags, and guns as currency these days, where the old saying, "cash talks," is more often not the case today.

Posted by: assault flounder at February 08, 2013 06:11 PM (Kkt/i)

130 116 Wheatie, would you prefer horsemeat free or dissident free car?

I would prefer apubic hair free car.
And...feces free.

There was an episode of Top Gear, where they each bought used cars...and had them swabbed and tested for whatever was still there from the previous owners.

Pubic hair and feces were the top two substances.

Posted by: wheatie at February 08, 2013 06:11 PM (BZMZX)

131 So...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 08, 2013 06:11 PM (ZuCIK)

132 'Three Ray' was cheaper, and much more fun....


****
I see what you did.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 08, 2013 06:12 PM (+I8Mq)

133 I thought the Geico lizard was Aussie, but my Aussie friend says that lizard's accent is shit.

And she has geckos around her house. They don't speak, but they do make a clicking noise.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2013 06:12 PM (vU7KM)

134 Stop clicking, stop clicking!

My website can't take much more. Christine is worn out singing.

I am FEMALE. ...FFS

Ling

Posted by: Ling Valentine at February 08, 2013 06:12 PM (3yEeg)

135 Check out the specs on their cars. If the left has it's way, we'll all be driving little 998cc, 62 horsepower cars too.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 08, 2013 06:13 PM (SY2Kh)

136 Man turn on the audio and leave it up. Monkees song sample on a loop. It would be good to pipe into some Tollyban vermin's cell at Gitmo.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 08, 2013 06:14 PM (QLJPW)

137 71 I am Ling!

What the hell are you lot doing, flooding my website?? Are you all AMERICANS?

You had better not mess it up, spit or litter. I will kick your ass.

And I'm a HER. Not a HIM.

Ling!

Posted by: Ling Valentine


So why do you have such beefy forearms? Wanna arm wrestle?

Posted by: backhoe, Hobbit tea-roar-ist of Doom at February 08, 2013 06:15 PM (ULH4o)

138 O/T but the Boston Herald has a bit on the CA former policeman that killed three. I don't think I've seen it anywhere but here. I haven't had the news on today, a few minutes of the local news and I had to see the JEF"s political twin and I shut it off. I can't stomach Deval Patrick either!

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 06:16 PM (z4WKX)

139 134 -

A real visit from the proprietor????

I can't stop listening to the karaoke chick, Christine. I think I want to marry her.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 08, 2013 06:16 PM (BeSEI)

140
Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at February 08, 2013 04:51 PM (lhX9P)

Totally off topic, but did you happen to go to a funeral recently?

Posted by: MidwesternSceptic at February 08, 2013 06:17 PM (cxl8k)

141 It would be good to pipe into some Tollyban vermin's cell....

***

See Billy Wilder's film "One, Two, Three..."

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 08, 2013 06:17 PM (+I8Mq)

142

Dissidentmeat free.

You'll want to stay away from the All Inclusive North Korea Getaway Packages then.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 08, 2013 06:18 PM (s/ydT)

143 Didn't Ling once work on Battling Seizure Robots?

http://bit.ly/Y04emy

Posted by: slug at February 08, 2013 06:18 PM (vVv3V)

144
They call them Saloons in Great Britain?

As someone upthread mentioned, they call a hood a "bonnet", gas is "petrol", wrenches are "spanners".

America and Britain: two countries separated by a common language.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 06:18 PM (+z4pE)

145
"Ling drives me mad!"

-- C. Dorner

Posted by: soothsayer at February 08, 2013 06:20 PM (b8TXQ)

146 Yes, it's me, Ling.

I am having to reboot Apache. You lot keep CLICKING THINGS. Stop it.

My Xeon is overheating.

Thanks.

Ling

Posted by: Ling Valentine at February 08, 2013 06:20 PM (3yEeg)

147 Hs Ha The Ghost and Mr. Chicken on DVR ...scariest comedy I ever saw. Freaked me out when I was a kid.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 08, 2013 06:21 PM (QLJPW)

148
Are they making car parts out of horsemeat over there?

Posted by: wheatie at February 08, 2013 06:04 PM (BZMZX)


Rolls-Royce used to use leather gaskets. I think they're a thing of the past, though.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 08, 2013 06:22 PM (tOkJB)

149 139
134 -

A real visit from the proprietor????

I can't stop listening to the karaoke chick, Christine. I think I want to marry her.



Posted by: BurtTC at February 08, 2013 06:16 PM (BeSEI)

Same here. Hearing her sing "Yummy Yummy Yummy, I've Got Love in my Tummy" in Chinese made my day.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at February 08, 2013 06:23 PM (7xeJQ)

150 Posted by: Ling Valentine

OK, which moron genius came up with this? Best sock ever.

Posted by: jakeman at February 08, 2013 06:24 PM (96M6e)

151 Bow before Ling the Merciless!

I already did. I got a migraine and blacked out

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 08, 2013 06:25 PM (QTHTd)

152 144-Backwards Boy, Thank you. I am alternating between two computers, an old Dell to do work and this one for here. I am supposed to be working today during the Blizzard of the Century!

There are only a few inches now 6 miles away from Boston.

I'm sorry but I haven't had time to read all the comments before I write something.
I apologize in for being rude today.

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 06:27 PM (z4WKX)

153 It's like a party behind my corneas, and everyone's incited.

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2013 06:35 PM (I88Jc)

154 I love the mid 90's moving gif aesthetic along with the upchuck font and web palette and NSFW "reach for the volume knob NOW" soundtrack all rolled together in a frothy mix and updated to the terror of web 2.0.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 08, 2013 07:04 PM (Qxdfp)






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