Assault Demagogues Invent New Assault Word to Further Their Assault Politics and Continue Their Assault Attack on the English Assault Language: "Assault Magazines"

I just wrote to George Orwell and said, "You were right."

"No," he replied. "I always imagined they'd be more clever."

So, assault magazines. Coming to a Hardball with Chris Matthews near you.

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Pictured: Mounts for attaching assault grenade launchers

Posted by: Ace at 12:44 PM



Comments

1 Save us, John Boehner! You're our only hope!

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 08, 2013 12:45 PM (VjL9S)

2 Newsweek, Time?

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 08, 2013 12:45 PM (uyl03)

3 You mean like TIME or Newsweek?

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2013 12:46 PM (FcR7P)

4 Coming soon: Talk radio ---> Assault radio

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 08, 2013 12:46 PM (zpqa2)

5 That's dumb. I call it a "standard magazine".

Posted by: EC at February 08, 2013 12:46 PM (GQ8sn)

6 Soldier of Fortune!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (l3vZN)

7 Assault Magazine -> magazine with bayonet lug

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (xAtAj)

8 Pretty sure that's the name of the SPLC's newsletter

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (QTHTd)

9 Like "Hustler'?

Posted by: teh Wind at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (HBU8E)

10
Leftards carry assault ignorance to attack anything akin to thinking.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (OlN4e)

11 So, would Hustler be one of those?

Posted by: Pug Mahon-Assault CAD Monkey at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (K+mtQ)

12 Assaulted by rapid-fire auto-commenting there, but nice shot, profligatewaste.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (FcR7P)

13
'Assault Magazine'?

Double issue of Big'uns?

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (Q20WJ)

14 I find pronouncements about 'semi-automatic' to be irritating, as well. If it loads more than one round, IT'S. 'SEMI-AUTOMATIC.'

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (g2GdP)

15 Dang. Typing too slowly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon-Assault CAD Monkey at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (K+mtQ)

16 Assault Magazine.....

ok "assault speech"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 12:47 PM (LRFds)

17
I think I'll hide here behind this giant ass in the White House.
No one will notice me here.

Posted by: Feral Fedzilla at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (BZMZX)

18 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (8y9MW)

19 Well this is fun, but now I must exercise.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (l86i3)

20 o_O

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (UOM48)

21 Why it's almost as if the Left is engaged in a campaign to corrupt the language in order to encourage fuzzy thinking ...

I wonder if anyone has written about this at length?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (NTBjC)

22 "Assault Magazines"

----

Glamour?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (ATdet)

23 So, did the Piers Morgan Killer use an Assault Magazine?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (8y9MW)

24 Talk radio ---> Assault radio

Oh, Doonesbury and, more subtly, Funky Winkerbean were calling it hate-radio back in the mid-1990s. Apparently Rush Limbaugh looks like a fat Hutu with a machete or something

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 08, 2013 12:49 PM (QTHTd)

25
"They're ALL asault bullets - It was a setup!"

Posted by: George Costanza at February 08, 2013 12:49 PM (Q20WJ)

26 My Response? In WW 2, the GREATEST Generation took 25,000 bullets, on average, to kill an enemy soldier...

The Average home invasion is conducted by 4 perps, according to the FBI.

Sometimes... I miss....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 12:49 PM (lZBBB)

27 Has Piers Morgan apologized for inspiring the MSNBC Superfan Killer?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 12:49 PM (UOM48)

28 Intellectual property, bitch.

Posted by: www.assaultmagazine.com/ at February 08, 2013 12:49 PM (EZl54)

29 Allen, Piers Morgan Serial killer, if you please.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 12:49 PM (OlN4e)

30

-Glamour?

The Fall Fashion Preview, for sure.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 12:49 PM (Q20WJ)

31 A salt magazine is verboten in der city.

Posted by: Herr Bloomberg at February 08, 2013 12:50 PM (+iUsQ)

32 On the other hand, I did once use a copy of National Review to discipline my dog

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 08, 2013 12:50 PM (QTHTd)

33 You all had better watch out, I've got an assault weapon of my own...

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at February 08, 2013 12:50 PM (bpQsl)

34 Didn't the French used to fly Assault-Mirages?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 08, 2013 12:50 PM (IJtLy)

35 Assault magazines?


Like--

Newsweek--right?

Posted by: tasker at February 08, 2013 12:50 PM (r2PLg)

36 Allen, Piers Morgan Serial killer, if you please.

Sorry. Must have missed that update to the style-guide.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 12:50 PM (8y9MW)

37 Silly Ewok, those are pics of dildos.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (+z4pE)

38 Only idiots confuse an "assault magazine" with an "assault clip." Don't be an idiot.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

39 It's funny, because in reality, these people and their nonsensical made up terms sound like drooling imbeciles, and yet they try to deliver them with such gravitas.

Posted by: Heralder at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (+xmn4)

40 22 "Assault Magazines"

----

Glamour?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (ATdet)

_______________

NO admit it--I beat all you bitxhez--

Vanity Fair.

Boom!

Posted by: tasker at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (r2PLg)

41 This is all just too dumb.

Do they *really* think that if they just use the adjective "assault" on everything, that people will be more likely to want to ban it?

Are people really that stupid?

(Don't answer that question.)

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (bpQsl)

42
So, did the Piers Morgan Killer use an Assault Magazine?




Nope. Illegal even for cops in CA. And cops don't break the law!

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (jTKU5)

43
Oink.

Snort.

'Anti-Obiesity' program for humans! ...But not for me.

I'm safe.

Posted by: Feral Fedzilla at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (BZMZX)

44 Assault magazines?

So we can finally ban O?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (/kI1Q)

45 Do they mean like "Soldier of Fortune" or stuff like "Time" and "The New Republic".

Because if they are talking about banning the latter, I might just agree with them.

Posted by: Kasper in Arlington at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (HqpV0)

46 Silly Ewok, those are pics of dildos.

That hollow-point dildo looks....painful.

Posted by: EC at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (GQ8sn)

47 I will admit, my brain does feel assaulted every time I even glance at Oprah's magazine.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (VtjlW)

48 Oh, and I have definitely used The Economist to assault flies and mosquitoes.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (QTHTd)

49
Oh wait, that NY.


Hard to keep them apart sometimes.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (jTKU5)

50 I just assault farted in your general direction.

Posted by: booger at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (HI6wa)

51 i tried reading the assualt magazine in the docs office and it flew up and wacked me in the head.

Posted by: ette at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (nqBYe)

52 Oh.... and it appears the Obama has given Interpol Full Diplomatic Immunity via Executive Order.

Americans in the DOJ CAN by Treaty, be assigned as Interpol Agents.

Add in the UN Small Arms Treaty????

Obama confiscates guns, using Americans Assigned to Interpol, with no pesky Consitutional Search and Seizure Requirments....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (lZBBB)

53 "House Gun Violence Prevention Task Force" is the name of a group of blue State commies who want to take guns from honest citizens. They know they can't do that now but they think they can embarrass Republicans with their bull shit.


We they can if they get some of the RINOs to agree with them.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (53z96)

54 34
Didn't the French used to fly Assault-Mirages?


Yeah but it ended up being a mirage assault.

ba-doom-ching

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (bpQsl)

55 The left has latched onto this with all the might of 1000 pit bulls. They will not stop until they get something. Some action, some decree, some law that will put the squeeze on this right of ours. They will not go away and behind the scenes, TFG will make sure they grow more and more vocal, more and more organized, more and more irrational. He won't stop. They won't stop. As the saying goes, this will not end well.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (ATdet)

56 37 Silly Ewok, those are pics of dildos.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (+z4pE)

_______________

I like to call 'em--

Freedom Suppositories

--and you can cap a Jihadi's ass with 'em.

Posted by: tasker at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (r2PLg)

57 All kidding aside, this is worse than it sounds.

Non gun-owners, and even some gun-owners, don't realize that "assault weapons" are no such thing. They may well gain some traction with this.

That would be.... unfortunate.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (8y9MW)

58 thankfully i was at the doctors office otherwise i might have doa

Posted by: ette at February 08, 2013 12:53 PM (nqBYe)

59 "cap" someone's ass--is probably not the right term....shizzle.

Posted by: tasker at February 08, 2013 12:53 PM (r2PLg)

60 Time to relabel White Castle burgers as "assault diarrhea"

Posted by: wooga at February 08, 2013 12:53 PM (CB+1e)

61 alex, tea and yay it's friday .

Posted by: ette at February 08, 2013 12:53 PM (nqBYe)

62 assault triggers gonna shoot assault bullets from an assault rifle

why is the GOP pro-assault?

Posted by: JDP at February 08, 2013 12:53 PM (60GaT)

63 Far left, 7.62X 39, Then looks like 4 ea. 9mm parabellum.Right is 5.56 NATO I believe.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 12:53 PM (OlN4e)

64 Octomom = assault womb

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 08, 2013 12:54 PM (zpqa2)

65 Orwell would be disgusted with how dumb the populace has become, thanks in large part to the fuckheads running the public education industry.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 08, 2013 12:54 PM (vLEWG)

66 Assault Dildos!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 12:54 PM (+z4pE)

67
We are living in the age of the media's "War on Assault".

Posted by: Heralder at February 08, 2013 12:54 PM (+xmn4)

68 Oh you mean a firearm box magazine. Not Newsweek.

So let me get this straight. A metal box with a plate and a spring is now an "assault" weapon? They realize that you can't ban them because anyone with ANY ability to work with metal can make these right? It takes far less "suspicious" activity to have a home magazine fabrication shop. How successful have you been at stopping home grown weed? Are you going to start busting into every home that has the gall to buy a chop-saw and a drill press? Oh that's right the intent was never to ensure criminals didn't have access to capable weapons just the law abiding.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 08, 2013 12:54 PM (0q2P7)

69 Nope. Illegal even for cops in CA. And cops don't break the law!

So what you're saying is that even banning "assault magazines" won't "save even one life."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 12:54 PM (8y9MW)

70 When do we fight these people? I want them defeated and deported. No more bullshit talk. When does the big throw down happen?

Posted by: AgentLobos at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (mqz8Q)

71 Oh.... and it appears the Obama has given Interpol Full Diplomatic Immunity via Executive Order.



Americans in the DOJ CAN by Treaty, be assigned as Interpol Agents.



Add in the UN Small Arms Treaty????



Obama confiscates guns, using Americans Assigned to Interpol, with no pesky Consitutional Search and Seizure Requirments....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 12:52 PM (lZBBB)


Before you get too far into that it has been around for a long time. And because they have diplomatic immunity it does not mean that they can violate Constitutional rights of Americans.

Diplomatic immunity means you can't be charged but it doesn't prevent you from being deported. It has also never been tested in a court case to my knowledge.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (53z96)

72 Sandra Fluke: Assault vulva

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (XkWWK)

73 Christies had a few too many assault doughnuts if you ask me.... ban um...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (9+ccr)

74 Most AIDS deaths in the US are caused by Ass-alt Sex.

Posted by: Flying Manatee at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (t4/sf)

75 Nobody needs more than ten rounds when a call to the police brings help within twenty minutes.

The bad guys do allow you to make a call, don't they?

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (FcR7P)

76 Nope. Illegal even for cops in CA. And cops don't break the law!


Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 08, 2013 12:51 PM (jTKU5)

BUZZZZ! sorry.... but you don't even win a version of our home game....

Police Officers, Olympic style shooters, and Hollywood, are all Exempt from the Assault Weapons ban in California....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (lZBBB)

77 So ace? How's that "Nemo" rain?

Have you got all your bread and milk for the "Blizzard".

Hope you will consider live blogging the "Storm of the Century"?

The rest of the country is sooo concerned you NYers won't make it!

Remember, beer is more than a breakfast drink!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (wR+pz)

78 These are the kinds of dangerous products that should be kept out of the hands of civilians and left to the pros, like me. Now where's that Wayne LaPierre? I'm gonna cap the fucker.

-- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 12:56 PM (8ZskC)

79 Can we labelinner city "english"as "Assault Phonics"?

Posted by: Heralder at February 08, 2013 12:56 PM (+xmn4)

80 Chrissy Matthews: Assault 'Tard

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 12:56 PM (UOM48)

81 Olympic style shooters


Time to start claiming you're in training for the next Olympics.

Posted by: EC at February 08, 2013 12:56 PM (GQ8sn)

82 Thank you, ette. What happened to willow ette? I liked that as well.


It would be wrong of me to start sniffling and tell the Boss that I changed my mind about going to the hospital to be with my mom, leave and then go to the bookstore, right?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 08, 2013 12:57 PM (VtjlW)

83 What of Fucksaws? Will the Fucksaw still be legal?

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 12:57 PM (rfeES)

84 The bad guys do allow you to make a call, don't they?


Of course. It's the law.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 12:57 PM (8ZskC)

85 The rest of the country is sooo concerned you NYers won't make it!

I lol'd.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 08, 2013 12:57 PM (/kI1Q)

86 Why not? Cosmo is a rape magazine.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2013 12:57 PM (UzPAd)

87
Someone needs to make a video of two guys throwing "assault magazines" at one another and label it "Warning: Graphic Assault Magazine Attack."
Would at least make me chuckle.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 08, 2013 12:57 PM (Nfpnr)

88 What about those school penetrating bullets they sell at Walmart? They're the worst!

Posted by: Whatev at February 08, 2013 12:58 PM (A7Wh1)

89 *FACE PALM*

I give up. I'm going to go have some assault cocoa, once I find my assault mug.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 08, 2013 12:58 PM (CA2NO)

90 Romeo13, that's an argument for Claymores

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2013 12:58 PM (qjFNd)

91 This is the first Serious Sustained Mistake the Obama-ites have made:


They f*ck up a lot, but always realized it quickly and stifled themselves; this time they're going All In, and it's already backfiring. They're losing voters and supporters and contributors at a much higher rate than they're attracting them.


Hubris, maybe; who knows? Sooner or later, evil and stupidity catch up with you

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 08, 2013 12:58 PM (Dll6b)

92 22
"Assault Magazines"

----


If you mean insult magazines, that would be us.

Posted by: NY Slime Sunday Magazine at February 08, 2013 12:58 PM (wR+pz)

93

Gov Deval Patrick says assault cars are banned in MA after 4:00 PM today.


So, you guys out there are safe. After 4. K?

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 08, 2013 12:58 PM (jTKU5)

94
Like "Hustler'?

Posted by: teh Wind





Personal Anecdote: When I was about 12 (early 80s), I was staying at my uncle and aunt's in Cali. Found his Hustlers. At that age they quite honestly scared me at first. All the women looked like they were being tortured from the looks on their faces, and I could have gone a few more years before seeing a grown man's cock. Up to that point, I had only seen my dad's 1960s Playboys.

Really, Hustler was a shock. It assaulted my notion of what sexual relations should be.

But I looked closely through every damn one of them.


Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (UaxA0)

95 71 Vic,

The President has to issue immunity and it will be an interesting case when a sheriff arrests Interpol and refuses to acknowledge their magic powers.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (LRFds)

96 THEY HAVE NOTHING!!!!

And more and more people are waking up to this fact. These people know fucking nothing about guns and yet they think they can legislate rights.

And put gun knowledge aside, the statistics are completely against them. Despite nearly 10 years of no AWB, and skyrocketing rates of gun ownership,
CRIME HAS FUCKING GONE DOWN.

Also, Ed Morissey's piece on the whole fiscal negotiations is exactly, exactly what I was saying when some lambasted me on here. The GOP is set up for a brilliant position with zero.

We already raised taxes. On everyone. (and people know it, their paychecks have been a bit smaller).

So fuck you, no new taxes. What's your plan?

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (tVTLU)

97 Pass a pepper magazine please.





sigh

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (fWAjv)

98 forgot.

Posted by: willow ette at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (nqBYe)

99 No one needs to shoot a first grader with an assault rifle. Absolutely no one! Get them off the shelves.

Posted by: Libtard at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (A7Wh1)

100
Really, Hustler was a shock. It assaulted my notion of what sexual relations should be.

Most tasteless cartoons, ever.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (rfeES)

101 Really, Hustler was a shock. It assaulted my notion of what sexual relations should be.

Oh boy, now you're damaged goods!

Posted by: EC at February 08, 2013 01:00 PM (GQ8sn)

102 oh, and I don't care if half of you dicks in the northeast freeze to death or starve, or cannibalize each other, or whatever.


Karma...

Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 08, 2013 01:00 PM (Dll6b)

103 Diplomatic immunity means you can't be charged but it doesn't prevent you from being deported. It has also never been tested in a court case to my knowledge.


Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (53z96)


Sooo... just where does an American citizen, who has interpol Immunity, get deported to?

And this would be the HOLDER DOJ who would prosecute this... and the American court system which took over TWENTY YEARS to figure out a Florida Property case (guys SON had to finish it...).

Yes... it was Reagan who gave Interpol 'some' immunities.... Obama just took all the restrictions off last week.... now we cannot even ask to see internal paperwork...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 01:00 PM (lZBBB)

104 The second amendment is an Assault Amendment.

Posted by: Dante at February 08, 2013 01:00 PM (0m62M)

105
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (lZBBB)


In my defense, it's easy to confuse CA and NY when it comes to stupid laws.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 08, 2013 01:00 PM (jTKU5)

106
I saw an assault hammer in hardware store.
It was black with a with a cushion contour grip with scary "teeth" on the end.
Had to have been semi-auto because the faster you swing it the faster it hammers.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 08, 2013 01:01 PM (mETGQ)

107
Debase the language? check

Debase and re-assign meaning? check

Control the semantics of the debate to guarantee that you win? check


The pattern of the Left is once again complete. They win this game because the Massive Bullshit Media is totally complicit with their lies and propaganda.

And so it goes.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 08, 2013 01:01 PM (RFeQD)

108 93


Gov Deval Patrick says assault cars are banned in MA after 4:00 PM today.



Only those with four wheels and drivers that are not insane.

Guess no one in Boston will be driving.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 01:01 PM (wR+pz)

109


I love the 3 references to Public Health.



Note: Abortion = Women's Health.

Posted by: white sand at February 08, 2013 01:01 PM (LpQbZ)

110
Finally saw a picture of the LA Cop Killer.

Those are some high capacity assault jowls.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:01 PM (rfeES)

111 Really, Hustler was a shock. It assaulted my notion of what sexual relations should be.

You should be grateful your uncle wasn't German.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 01:01 PM (8ZskC)

112 Hmmm..."assault lawsuits"?

I'm thinking like Obama's lawsuit against BoA that essentially created subprime mortgages.

Yes, "assault lawsuits"...I like it.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 08, 2013 01:01 PM (T0NGe)

113
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (rfeES)




Look up "class" in the dictionary and you will not see a picture of Larry Flynt.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:01 PM (OlN4e)

114 I prefer the nomenclature "regime change weapons" using "regime change magazines"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (szUf0)

115 Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (LRFds)

Actualy.... where in the Constitution is the Power for the President to grant IMMUNITY?

He does have the power to Pardon.... but that is wayyyyyy different....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (lZBBB)

116 Also, what about "assault journalists"?

Like Chris Matthews and Piers Morgan.

Yes, "assault journalists".

Posted by: AmishDude at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (T0NGe)

117 brb assaulting ur amendments

Posted by: lolsemi-automatic assault media at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (EZl54)

118
Personal Anecdote: When I was about 12 (early 80s), I was staying at my uncle and aunt's in Cali. Found his Hustlers. At that age they quite honestly scared me at first. All the women looked like they were being tortured from the looks on their faces, and I could have gone a few more years before seeing a grown man's cock. Up to that point, I had only seen my dad's 1960s Playboys.

Really, Hustler was a shock. It assaulted my notion of what sexual relations should be.

But I looked closely through every damn one of them.


Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (UaxA0)

_________________

You want scary?

First time I saw one of those--it was

Playgirl and it was a naked guy doing gymnastics on a horizontal bar--with perpendicular bar--wearing nothing but a head band.

YUCK.

Posted by: tasker at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (r2PLg)

119

You should be grateful your uncle wasn't German.


Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter


No shit.


Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (UaxA0)

120
"So fuck you, no new taxes. What's your plan?"


Assault taxes! Brilliant!

Posted by: Halfrican at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (+iUsQ)

121 The President has to issue immunity and it will be
an interesting case when a sheriff arrests Interpol and refuses to
acknowledge their magic powers.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (LRFds)

The treaty that started this was approved under Ronald Reagan. Bush is actually the first one to include Interpol. All Obama is doing is extending the grant.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (53z96)

122 Here is A Salt Magazine at the Salt Institute; they publish lots of them


Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (IJtLy)

123 What do criminals and the government (let's pretend they're different) NOT want me to have? I think I'll take two of each, thank you.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2013 01:02 PM (FcR7P)

124 I prefer the nomenclature "regime change weapons" using "regime change magazines"

Tyrant Elimination Devices?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (8ZskC)

125 107

Debase the language? check

Debase and re-assign meaning? check

Control the semantics of the debate to guarantee that you win? check


Don't forget, call Google have them make it a word.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (wR+pz)

126 Assault Demagogues--->

Assault Politicians,
Assault News Anchors,
Piers-ed Nipple Morgan in particular.

Fa Kum mall

Posted by: sTevo at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (hJrxY)

127
The rest of the country is sooo concerned you NYers won't make it!
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 12:55 PM (wR+pz)

Yeah, we're real concered up here. Almost as concerned as every time some wind blows over one of your trailer parks.

Posted by: Heralder at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (+xmn4)

128
Well at least we don't have Assault Drone Strikes. Cause that would be bad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (p/cQy)

129 THEY HAVE NOTHING!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at February 08, 2013 12:59 PM (tVTLU)


I really tried to let that cheer me up, I really did. But this has never stopped them before, so...

LiB

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (zpqa2)

130 Oh, hey, has anyone seen my assault shovel? I haven't seen it since I last used it to dig out from a heap of assault snow. I'm going to need it to deal with the assault weather we're getting from this assault storm outside my assault window. Thankfully the assault snowblower is still where it should be in the assault garage.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (CA2NO)

131
"Far left, 7.62X 39, Then looks like 4 ea. 9mm parabellum.Right is 5.56 NATO I believe."

Impress me for double or nothing: Name the BRANDS of them there pictured Assault Grenade Launcher Mounts (AGLMs).

Posted by: Jaws at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (4I3Uo)

132 "We already raised taxes. On everyone. (and people know it, their paychecks have been a bit smaller)."

on that last one, TBF there was bipartisan apathy about letting the payroll tax holiday expire.

Posted by: JDP at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (60GaT)

133 A Salt Wife is still legal, right?

Posted by: A Pirate at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (rfeES)

134 Remember the assault bullets that hit this old woman's house?

http://parrotheadjeff.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bullets.jpg

Posted by: huerfano at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (bAGA/)

135 Evidently the Let it Burn time are going to be more like a slow rotisserie roasting.

A deeeep golden brown for all of us.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (q177U)

136 I'm tapping myself out till the next thread.

Posted by: tasker at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (r2PLg)

137 I've had to cut down on my political reading since the Second Coming of O. I get so angry about this stuff that I'm going to have myself some sort of medical "episode."

That all being said, it's like much of the U.S. is Nazi Germany, praising Herr Hitler and eagerly helping their Jewish friends onto the train to their lovely new subsidized home in an "ethnically based" camp.

Except this time, I think that instead of "Germans" and "Jews" it's going to be "Liberals" and "Conservatives."

Posted by: shibumi at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (z63Tr)

138 I prefer to call them "modified Pez dispensers".

Posted by: EC at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (GQ8sn)

139 Really, Hustler was a shock. It assaulted my notion of what sexual relations should be.

You should be grateful your uncle wasn't German

-----

Or Japanese

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (bR2AR)

140

Oh boy, now you're damaged goods!


Posted by: EC



That was long before I saw those. But I do still prefer large-breasted lesbian pron without any dudes in it

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 01:05 PM (UaxA0)

141 @121
remember UN poll observers?

good times, good times



Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 08, 2013 01:05 PM (EZl54)

142 What was wrong with "Murder Boxes?"

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 08, 2013 01:05 PM (+lsX1)

143

But, assaulting the Constitution is a good thing.

And, assaulting the 2nd Amendment is a good thing.

And, assaulting the 1st Amendment is a good thing.

And, assaulting conservatives is a good thing.

And, assaulting religious freedom is a good thing.

And, assaulting businesses is a good thing.

And, assaulting wealth is a good thing.

And, assaulting ... is a good thing.


Doesn't assault denote a positive connotation? Could of fooled me.

Posted by: white sand at February 08, 2013 01:05 PM (LpQbZ)

144 >>> Reinstate a prospective federal ban on assault magazines: These magazines hold more than ten rounds and allow a shooter to inflict mass damage in a short period of time without reloading. Banning them will save lives.<<<

Ever get the feeling we're being represented by retards?

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2013 01:05 PM (UzPAd)

145 Do they *really* think that if they just use the adjective "assault" on everything, that people will be more likely to want to ban it?



Assault Sodas! Assault Fats! Assault Salt!

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at February 08, 2013 01:05 PM (2jQGY)

146 115 Romeo 13,

It is an understood power of the US diplomatic corps which is in the PotUS' portfolio and has evolved into "State"....

I hate what he is doing, but it is within his power "arguably."

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:06 PM (LRFds)

147 Paging Jeff Goldstein. Language assault on aisle 3.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 08, 2013 01:06 PM (J4gw3)

148 >>>I saw an assault hammer in hardware store.
It was black with a with a cushion contour grip with scary "teeth" on the end.
Had to have been semi-auto because the faster you swing it the faster it hammers.

Oh a carpenter friend of mine had an assault framing hammer. Black with a skull. It had a special latch for auto starting nails. It was called the Dead On 24 oz. How do we protect children from this threat?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 08, 2013 01:06 PM (0q2P7)

149 Should make a social network called AssaultSquad, where messages cannot be less than 7 characters, your mouse icon is replaced with a targeting reticle(multiple designs of course), and you hear a gunshot/s when you receive messages.

Posted by: Johnnytightlips at February 08, 2013 01:06 PM (4YJFV)

150 Doesn't assault denote a positive connotation? Could of fooled me.


Posted by: white sand at February 08, 2013 01:05 PM (LpQbZ)


Its not assault assault....

Posted by: Whoopi Dingbat at February 08, 2013 01:06 PM (lZBBB)

151 Why it's almost as if the Left is engaged in a campaign to corrupt the language in order to encourage fuzzy thinking ... I wonder if anyone has written about this at length?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 12:48 PM (NTBjC)

Orwell was right. It's mostly about the words: how they're used andwhat they're commonly understood to mean. The Left employs oily euphemisms or shifts word meaning so they can reframe the issue and weight the argument to their favor. We can beat them at this. That's how we can win--not by doing what they do, no. What we can do is take those words back and start calling things what they are. Taxes are not 'revenues'. Spending is not the government 'making an investment'. A terrorist attack is not a 'man-caused disaster'. A terrorist attack on unarmed shoppers in a PXby a jihadi traitoris not an 'instance of workplace violence'.

We can tell the truth using concrete, simple, and unmistakable terms. The truth, although sometimes ugly, is always beautiful.

Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2013 01:06 PM (vtiE6)

152 Mayor Bloomberg, Ah, can I have one of those assault sugary drinks?

Posted by: Urbanite at February 08, 2013 01:07 PM (hJrxY)

153 Ever get the feeling we're being represented by assault retards?

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2013 01:05 PM (UzPAd)


Yes.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 08, 2013 01:07 PM (Qxe/p)

154 To paraphrase a famous comedian, I've seen this all before, except it was in German.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 01:07 PM (uhftQ)

155 I've seen developmental versions of disintegrating link ammo that would not trigger these various bans. If you ban my 30 round box, I may just answer with a 240 round case.

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2013 01:07 PM (bR2AR)

156 Do they *really* think that if they just use the adjective "assault" on
everything, that people will be more likely to want to ban it?



52% of the population voted for the guy who was going to protect the ladyparts. You tell me.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 01:07 PM (8ZskC)

157 Lol. Rush just said a CNN reporter is standing outside in the snow, so you won't have to go out and find out for yourself what standing in the snow is like.

And, Global Warming!!eleventy!!111!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (UOM48)

158 A Salt with a Dealy Pepa!

Posted by: Salt 'N' Pepa at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (mi1DY)

159 Impress me for double or nothing: Name the BRANDS of them there pictured Assault Grenade Launcher Mounts (AGLMs).

Well, I know that the 7.62x39 can't be a Wolf brand. The second 9mm cartridge from the left, might be a Blaser brand. No idea on the others. Maybe a Federal or Lake City for the 5.56x45.

Posted by: EC at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (GQ8sn)

160 121 Vic,

Right and the justification he would or will use if sued is what I highlighted on his powers.

I disagree, but I would.

Interpol is stretching the historical definition of covered operatives.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (LRFds)

161 Juggs!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (Jcd0S)

162 7.62X39 is steel cased Russkie, probably Wolf. 2nd 9mm is probably the same. The last 9mm is CCI. I can't be sure of the two brass cased 9 mm but probably Remington.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (OlN4e)

163 Democrats: members of the Assault Party.

Posted by: shibumi at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (z63Tr)

164 This is a strange combination of Doublespeak, dumbing down, and magical thinking.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (J4gw3)

165

So, are they going to a-salt the roads in New England when it snows?

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (UaxA0)

166 The assault bullet connect to the
assault magazine
assault magazine connected to the
assault weapon
assault weapon connected to the
assault sling
assault sling connected to the
assault thing

Now hear de word o' de Lord

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (8sCoq)

167 brb need another cup of assault coffee

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 01:09 PM (8sCoq)

168 My senses have been assaulted.

Posted by: JWF at February 08, 2013 01:09 PM (1l37M)

169 Oops, the 5.56 seems to have a Remington soft point but could be Federal.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:09 PM (OlN4e)

170 Bullet pron! Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 01:09 PM (uhftQ)

171 Assault tweet took me out.

Posted by: Anthony Weeny at February 08, 2013 01:09 PM (hJrxY)

172 You should be grateful your uncle wasn't German.

Meh. My friend took me to a sex shop in Berlin a few years ago, and there wasn't anything in there I hadn't seen in Iowa City.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 08, 2013 01:09 PM (/kI1Q)

173 I need to replace the spring in my M1911 magazine. Will a regular spring work or does it need to be a special assault spring?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 01:10 PM (8ZskC)

174 149 Should make a social network called AssaultSquad, where messages cannot be less than 7 characters, your mouse icon is replaced with a targeting reticle(multiple designs of course), and you hear a gunshot/s when you receive messages.

---------

I thought Assault Squad was that police show where they killed off the guest start before the credits.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 08, 2013 01:10 PM (IrbU4)

175 High magazine clips of the assault persuasion.

Posted by: Howie Kurtz, media watchdog at February 08, 2013 01:10 PM (bAGA/)

176 Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:06 PM (LRFds)


Once again... Please point out where in the CONSTITUTION he is granted this power?

There are Powers.... ones which have evolved over time.... and there are Consitutional Powers... ones confered by our founding documents...

Its like the Fed Reserve Notes we use for Money.... its pure sophistry and against the intent of the Founders, for a privatly owned Bank to print Money which has the backing of the US Government... yet here we are....

Posted by: Whoopi Dingbat at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (lZBBB)

177 From left to right:

7.62x39 (AK cartridge)
9x19 Parabellum
.40 Smith Wesson
10mm Auto
Another .40 SW
5.56x45 (AR cartridge)

Posted by: Captain Ned at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (i+Fm3)

178 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 08, 2013 12:58 PM (CA2NO)

Found your mug: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/edfc/

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (L8r/r)

179 Assault magazines are tricky. At first glance, they do not appear to have any assaultish features, lacking bayonet lugs or pistol grips.

But here's the really insidious part:

http://tinyurl.com/a2t7g65

Note that when the magazine is inserted into an assault rifle with an attached grenade launcher, the magazine becomes the pistol grip for the grenade launcher!!!

It is a CONCEALED PISTOL GRIP ASSAULT MAGAZINE!


Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (6Oaaw)

180 a strange combination of Doublespeak, dumbing down, and magical thinking.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 08, 2013 01:08 PM (J4gw3)

I think you're writing history textbooks of the future, my friend.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (zpqa2)

181 Well, they wore our the word 'racism', destroyed the term 'liberal', and I guess it's now safe to assume, like over indulgent children they'll grossly overuse the word 'assault' until it too is meaningless.

Posted by: Heralder at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (+xmn4)

182 Posted by: Whoopi Dingbat at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (lZBBB)

sock fail.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (lZBBB)

183

Its not assault assault....
Posted by: Whoopi Dingbat at February 08, 2013 01:06 PM (lZBBB)


Ah, back to Primer again.

Posted by: white sand at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (LpQbZ)

184 Well, sure.

In New York State, you can't own an AR-15, which is a semi-automatic 5.56mm carbine, because it's an "assault weapon."

You can, however, own a Mini-14, a semi-automatic 5.56mm carbine, which is NOT an "assault weapon."

Unless, of course, you take out the 5-round magazine it comes with and insert a 30-round magazine.

Since the only difference between the illegal assault weapon Mini-14 and the legal un-assaulty Mini-14 is the magazine, then it must be an "assault magazine."

Dumb wingnutz.


Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (celt+)

185
When, oh when, will Nanny Bloomburg do something about the Assault Snowstorm that is terrorizing the Northeast?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (Jcd0S)

186 Uh, huh huh huh huhuhuhuh.

Hee hee hehehehehe!

http://youtu.be/7Oz3FxJxtmo

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (mi1DY)

187 Found your mug: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/edfc/
Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (L8r/r)



BOOM! There it is!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (CA2NO)

188 Did you hear about the 2 peanuts walking through the park? One was a salted.

Posted by: teh Wind at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (HBU8E)

189 The have assault chickens in Iowa now?

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (bR2AR)

190 176 Whoopi Dingbat,

The President has State in his portfolio, the treaty granted Interpol defacto "state" recognition.

A dumb move IMHO, but pretty much settled now.

Sorry

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (LRFds)

191 Gov Deval Patrick says assault cars are banned in MA after 4:00 PM today.


Start! Story time!


Several years back I was working at customer support for, hilariously given this thread, a salt company. A massive snow storm hit and the governor declared a state of emergency and shut down all the roads in PA. There were also road closures in NY, NJ and OH as well.

The next day, I get this incensed phone call from a guy demanding to know where his delivery of rock salt was. I finally get him to stop yelling at me long enough to tell him I would find out and call him back. I call the trucking company, trucking company locates the trucker, they call me back, I call back the guy and tell him where the truck was at that time and give him the new delivery date which was going to be late that night. He starts screaming again about the delay and whatnot and I finally said "You do know that all the roads were shut by executive order of the governor and the driver could not continue without breaking the law, right?" His response "I don't give a fuck, if that company wants to keep out business they would have told the driver to keep going, no matter what" and then he slammed the phone down on me.

Reality. Some people do, in fact, reject it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (VtjlW)

192 -----------> > > > > > > >

Assault ASCII

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (zpqa2)

193 From left to right:

7.62x39 (AK cartridge)
9x19 Parabellum
.40 Smith Wesson
10mm Auto
Another .40 SW
5.56x45 (AR cartridge)


Posted by: Captain Ned at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (i+Fm3)

Are you sure about the first .40 SW? It doesn't look like a .40 cartridge I've seen before.

Posted by: EC at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (GQ8sn)

194 I thought Assault Squad was that police show where they killed off the guest start before the credits.

I thought Assault Squad was the OFA branch where you snitch on your friends and family for saying hurtful things about Ear Leader.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (/kI1Q)

195 They're shaped like ICBMs, so clearly those bullets are practically weapons of mass destruction.

And that's deservin' a bannin'.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (eHIJJ)

196 Ever get the feeling we're being represented by retards?

No. I don't feel we're being represented at all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (8y9MW)

197

I don't think that all of those are 9mm. The length/ratio of the third pistol cartridge is off if that's teh case. That's the one I think is the 9mm. And maybe the first one. I think the last is a .40, or at least it looks exactly like Speer in my Kahr MK40's magazine that I am holding at this moment, and teh steel cased pistol round looks like it could be a .45 ball.

Hell if I know, though

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (UaxA0)

198 I propose that everything be 'assault' today

Posted by: Assault Jones in Assault, CO at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (8sCoq)

199 173 I need to replace the spring in my M1911 magazine. Will a regular spring work or does it need to be a special assault spring?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 08, 2013 01:10 PM (8ZskC)


Why would you need a spring? They are gas operated!

Posted by: MSM analyst who reads stuff at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (Qxe/p)

200 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (Jcd0S)


He's busy combating the assault Styrofoam threat.

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (UZQM8)

201
"We can tell the truth using concrete, simple, and unmistakable terms. The truth, although sometimes ugly, is always beautiful."

Racist! Hate! Speech!

Your beautiful truth is now has now been transformed by the MSM into a fatal politcal liability that will now require you to humiliate yourself on bended knee grovelingto The Oprah. You lose.

It's like magic - only politically useful.

Posted by: Jaws at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (4I3Uo)

202 Now examples in the Leftard Dictionary:

Sarah Palin: Assault c*nt

Ace: Assault blog

Republicans: Assault voters

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (mi1DY)

203
Posted by: Captain Ned at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (i+Fm3The auto pistol rounds are difficult to tell, as we don't know whe scale is for comparison.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (OlN4e)

204 Meanwhile down at the DHS, a billion rounds of ammo lay in wait...

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (+iUsQ)

205 Primer for the MFM

http://tinyurl.com/yjxstjc

d'oh

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (fWAjv)

206 Posted by: Captain Ned at February 08, 2013 01:11 PM (i+Fm3)

Second from right might be a .45ACP. Look at the band.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2013 01:15 PM (GsoHv)

207
Assault Spending, too.

Assault Demagogues...providing cover for their assault spending.

Posted by: wheatie at February 08, 2013 01:15 PM (BZMZX)

208 Yeah, we're real concered up here. Almost as concerned as every time some wind blows over one of your trailer parks.


Posted by: Heralder at February 08, 2013 01:03 PM (+xmn4)

Wind doesn't blow over our trailer parks, only tornadoes do. We have the "Trailer Park Tornado Homing System".

Fueled by pick up trucks on cement blocks. Eat your heart out, and don't forget to fuel up that snow blower.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 08, 2013 01:15 PM (wR+pz)

209 #AssaultMagSupportGroup Hi. I'm Niedermeyer's Dead Horse, & I am the owner of an assault magazine. I know I should feel ashamed, but I don't.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 08, 2013 01:15 PM (piMMO)

210 Well, they wore our the word 'racism', destroyed the term 'liberal', and I guess it's now safe to assume, like over indulgent children they'll grossly overuse the word 'assault' until it too is meaningless.


Or they'll start pairing them up. "Assault racist!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (CA2NO)

211 205 Primer for the MFM

http://tinyurl.com/yjxstjc

d'oh

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (fWAjv)


That gun is bent. Obvious photoshop assault.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (Qxe/p)

212 Assault magazines are bad for children and other living things.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (fsLdt)

213 Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (mi1DY)

I welcome an assault by that c*nt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (GsoHv)

214 Chris Matthews: Assault enstupidator

Posted by: assault logprof at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (mi1DY)

215 Please remove these pictures before any children see these disgusting things..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (IkHXL)

216

Oh no, they used italics! *faints*

Posted by: John Boehner

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (kdS6q)

217 Meanwhile down at the DHS, a billion rounds of ammo lay in wait...


We're your government, Citizen. We have only the best of intentions.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (8ZskC)

218 Reality. Some people do, in fact, reject it. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (VtjlW)

You're not queing up a "You're all RINOs!!!!! Purity!11!11!1!eleventy!" discussion with that...are you?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 08, 2013 01:17 PM (sbV1u)

219 Hi Sven,
From the last thread, let me answer.
I like Rick Perry and you don't. We are both entitled to our opinions.
I don't care if you mock him.
Perry has a natural sunny disposition and I like it.

How many pols have genuine smiles?

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 01:17 PM (z4WKX)

220 A metal box with a spring in it is now considered an assault weapon?

I'm screwed.

Posted by: Jack In The Box at February 08, 2013 01:17 PM (ukNFU)

221 First they invented white hispanic to incite racial hatred.
Now they invent assault magazines to incite fear and loathing.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 01:17 PM (uhftQ)

222

We will be getting those DHS rounds one way or another.

Either they use them against us, or they sell them in 10 years as surplus like the Lake City stuff from a few years back.

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 01:17 PM (UaxA0)

223 At more than ten characters, the chillingly named @DepressiveBlogger69 is using a Twitter Assault Handle.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (FcR7P)

224 Posted by: Jack In The Box at February 08, 2013 01:17 PM (ukNFU)

Don't forget the well-designed lips.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (GsoHv)

225 213 Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2013 01:14 PM (mi1DY)

I welcome an assault by that c*nt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2013 01:16 PM (GsoHv)

--She has five children: Obviously too high capacity a magazine for Planned Parenthood and their ghoulish friends and pols.

Posted by: assault logprof at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (mi1DY)

226
The second auto pistol round cannot be .40 SW. I don't believe the russkies load that one, and it appears to be steel cased. They are loading .45 ACP though.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (OlN4e)

227 And that's deservin' a bannin'.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (eHIJJ)



Or a drone strike.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (CA2NO)

228 Whats with all the snow?

Posted by: Donner Party at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (40pJN)

229 >>>We can tell the truth using concrete, simple, and unmistakable terms.

Ya know, I've been thinking. If someone were to write down all the bullshit we've put up with from Cap'n Clusterfuck, the hapless losers in the legislature, and the illiterates on SCOTUS in the last four years, it would make the Declaration of Independence look like a pissing match over a game of checkers.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (szUf0)

230 Is one of those 9mm Largo?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 01:19 PM (uhftQ)

231 In the last go round of this BS they limited magazine capacity to 10 rounds. So magazine producers put longer springs in the 20 round magazines that you could only load 9 rounds. But a simple trimming of the spring brought them back 20 rounds.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:19 PM (81UWZ)

232 Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (LRFds)

Yeah... its a done deal.... so lets just lay down and allow an International Police Force carte blanche on American soil.....

Lets just allow them to use sophistry and legal double talk to bypass our Consitutional Rights... and put us under the Jurisdiction and Power of an outside Police Entity....

Heck.... its a done deal.... so why even bother to talk about the slow encroachment upon our Sovereignity.... after all... the Republicans started it....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 01:19 PM (lZBBB)

233 Whats with all the snow?
Posted by: Donner Party at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (40pJN)


No problem. Hey your wife's leg there looks mighty taste?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2013 01:20 PM (jE38p)

234 219 carol T,

Ma'am as I answered you in that thread I fear you misunderstand me. I backed Perry and like Perry enough I would like him to be my President. I am impressed with his guidance of Texas and hope to possibly live in his state after retirement.

That I acknowledge that the media has managed to turn the Governorship of the best state in the union arguably into a political liability is not the condoning of their besmirching Texas.

sven

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:20 PM (LRFds)

235 'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose
it to mean — neither more nor less.'

Posted by: obligatory Humpty Dumpty quote at February 08, 2013 01:20 PM (bAGA/)

236 Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:19 PM (81UWZ)


Hey..... SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The first rule of High capacity Magazines.... is not to talk about High Capacity Magazines!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2013 01:20 PM (lZBBB)

237
Eat your heart out, and don't forget to fuel up that snow blower.
Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 08, 2013 01:15 PM (wR+pz)

Screw that nonsense. All I need for tomorrow is a case of beer and netflix. My landlord can worry about snowblowing.

Posted by: Heralder at February 08, 2013 01:20 PM (+xmn4)

238 Maybe Interpol will arrest Corzine for us?

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2013 01:20 PM (bR2AR)

239 >>>and it appears to be steel cased.


Worst idea ever...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 08, 2013 01:21 PM (0q2P7)

240 Assault weather closing in on the NE United States


Posted by: Assault Jones in Assault, CO at February 08, 2013 01:21 PM (8sCoq)

241 Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:18 PM (OlN4e)

Wolf and Tulammo both make .40SandW

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2013 01:21 PM (L8r/r)

242 So if you set your ring tone for Mom's phone number to The London Boys, would that constitute --

Ear assault
Mom assault
Ear and Mom insult

Also, via Drudge comes a pro tip on cell phone ass smuggling -- set your ringer to silent before inserting. I guess you could get away with the 'vibrate' setting too, if you are kinky enough.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 01:21 PM (cHZB7)

243
"173 I need to replace the spring in my M1911 magazine. Will a regular spring work or does it need to be a special assault spring?"

Trick question.

Everyone knows Wolff makes the best replacement springs. "Wolff" sounds just like "wolf". Wolves are high capacity assault canids. Ergo, all springs are assault springs.

If you've ever seen a torsion spring on a garage door let go it'd be plainly obvious to you and you'd become an Anti so fast your head would spin.

For the children.

Posted by: Jaws at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (4I3Uo)

244 231 In the last go round of this BS they limited magazine capacity to 10 rounds. So magazine producers put longer springs in the 20 round magazines that you could only load 9 rounds. But a simple trimming of the spring brought them back 20 rounds.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:19 PM (81UWZ)


I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to notice that.
My first thought was the 2-round plug in the shotgun to make it legal to hunt pheasants/ducks/geese with.
Remove the plug, you've got a genuine official assault shotgun.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (Qxe/p)

245 Extra assault pepperoni on my assault pizza, please.

I need to show my colon who's boss.

Posted by: JDTAY at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (a0nis)

246 228-Donnor Party, Here six miles north of Boston, the only snow is what is left from Wednesday's four to six inch dusting.
It is 32 degrees out and every time I have looked out the window there were tiny flurries, nothing yet that stuck to anything.

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (z4WKX)

247


Oh, ewww, ahhh, those look assaultable...

Posted by: sandra fluker at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (LpQbZ)

248 Cicero Kid: "Meanwhile down at the DHS, a billion rounds of ammo lay in wait..."

See Goldstein's post at [url="http://tinyurl.com/a5ylwsa"]http://tinyurl.com/a5ylwsa[/url]. Doesn't actually seem so crazy since Cloward-Piven has been in play for a while now. Perhaps it's being expedited.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (eHIJJ)

249
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 08, 2013 01:21 PM (0q2P7)




Bad idea if you reload. Cheap if you don't. And autoloaders are a pain to reload, unless you enjoy playing "Find the fucking brass". thats why I like wheel guns.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (OlN4e)

250 Assault magazines. I don't know when they'll realize the larger unnamed threat: 4 wheel drive dirt bikes.

Posted by: Heralder at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (+xmn4)

251 You're not queing up a "You're all RINOs!!!!! Purity!11!11!1!eleventy!" discussion with that...are you?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 08, 2013 01:17 PM (sbV1u)



Nah, I've been assault c---y enough about that for the moment.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (VtjlW)

252 The shells in the picture are hard to identify without seeing their diameter.

The outside shells are rife shells, more than likely 223 or 556. The pistol ammo looks like some 40 cal, possibly 380, 9mm, or 32's. The hollow point, the one with the flat top, looks too small to be a 40.

To lazy to get out my ammo and figure them out.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 08, 2013 01:22 PM (wR+pz)

253 Mother Jones: small-caliber assault magazine?

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 08, 2013 01:23 PM (AiYlm)

254 It's been snowing here in SW CT for a good 6 hours and I don't think we have much more than 2, maybe 3 inches. Must be a really small, fine snow.

Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2013 01:23 PM (X6akg)

255 How many rounds did the LAPD pump into those women's truck yesterday? They were delivering 'assault magazines' I'll wager.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2013 01:23 PM (l3vZN)

256 232 Romeo 13,

Guy it's me sven....you know of the Dorner threads saying...."bwahahaha this is one half trained on CoIn swabbie now hold my beer if things go that way and watch what a3 million or so insurgents can do" posts?

Understanding what their argument is is not condoning it.

Frankly perhaps it is time the fucking retard low information voters pay a BRUTAL price for placing their trust in deference to tradition in "Mr. Transformative President."

Then again maybe they are IN LOVE with his asshattery, I don't know anymore.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:23 PM (LRFds)

257 An assault magazine holds over 10 rounds, but a self defense magazine holds over 20. Why do they hate self defense?

Posted by: JSchuler at February 08, 2013 01:23 PM (SmZQt)

258
The only thing being assaulted isour intelligence.

Posted by: UndeCoverinLA at February 08, 2013 01:23 PM (J3x3K)

259 If a mag over 10 rounds is an 'assault' magazine, what do we call a magazine of 10 rounds or less?

A 'happy' magazine?
'Retreat' magazine?
'Safe' magazine?

Inquiring assault-y minds want to know

Posted by: Assault Jones in Assault, CO at February 08, 2013 01:23 PM (8sCoq)

260 Wolf and Tulammo both make .40SandW
Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2013 01:21 PM (L8r/r) OK, I was unaware they had started on those.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:23 PM (OlN4e)

261 Mass kinetic defense magazine.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (AWmfW)

262 I need to show my colon who's boss.

This will not end well.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (fsLdt)

263 133 A Salt Wife is still legal, right?
Posted by: A Pirate at February 08, 2013 01:04 PM (rfeES)


Yes

Posted by: Lot at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (Jcd0S)

264 I like Assault Donuts.

Posted by: Morris the Cat at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (epxV4)

265 "Did you hear about the 2 peanuts walking through the park? One was a salted.

Posted by: teh Wind"
-----------------

Ah, the infamous Nazi Weaponized Joke. Rather ineffective, if I recall my history correctly.

Posted by: The Funniest Joke in the World at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (celt+)

266 The Tea Party's been giving us some assault candidates and I don't like it one bit

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (60GaT)

267 upstate NY theres snow but no big deal mostly I dont think they teach what low gears are for anymore

Posted by: Donner Party at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (40pJN)

268 260 MadDog,

Now fouling even more weapons....

Wolf....one dirty powder Ftf at a time....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:25 PM (LRFds)

269 MSNBC is assault TV. It's killing brain cells as we speak.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 08, 2013 01:25 PM (6egmO)

270 Yes Posted by: Lot at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (Jcd0S)

Very droll. Very droll, indeed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 08, 2013 01:25 PM (sbV1u)

271 One day AoSHQ Ver 2.0 will be live with comment hyperlinks and everything.

One day.

So, for now, we're stuck with just http://tinyurl.com/a5ylwsa which is the equivalent to a pile of nuts and bolts instead of an assault comment.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 08, 2013 01:25 PM (eHIJJ)

272 Watching a replay of the NY Islanders assaulting the NY Rangers

Posted by: Assault Jones in Assault, CO at February 08, 2013 01:25 PM (8sCoq)

273

steel cased.


Worst idea ever...


Posted by: MikeTheMoose



It's a great idea for the gun manufacturers. Shoot those for 5,000-10,000 and erode the throat to the point you need to buy another gun.

Russian military contracts, baby!

from the link in my nic:

At the end of the test, the chrome lining of the Wolf and Brown Bear
barrels was almost gone from the throat forward, and the barrels had
effectively become smoothbores, with the rifling near the muzzles acting
only as a mild suggestion on the projectiles. A throat erosion gauge
could be dropped into the bore from the muzzle end with absolutely no
resistance.

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 01:25 PM (UaxA0)

274 assault ellipses

Posted by: JDP at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (60GaT)

275 Wolf....one dirty powder Ftf at a time....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:25 PM (LRFds) Yeah, Wolf is dirty, but it goes BANG every time

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (OlN4e)

276 I thought they were "high powered" magazines.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (zoehZ)

277 >>>Bad idea if you reload. Cheap if you don't.

1. they rust. Then won't fit into the firing chamber.
2. If they don't rust their coated.
2a If they are coated they likely no longer meet dimensional spec.
2a1 Which means they won't fit in the firing chamber of some guns. Which means you need to remove the coating, which makes the rounds rust.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (0q2P7)

278 All of us that volunteer our time down at the Brattleboro Womens Reproductive Health and Pregnancy Options Clinic think showing these dirty things is discusting. We are sending an E-mail to Presdent Obama to let him know...........................

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (90aTA)

279 YesPosted by: Lot at February 08, 2013 01:24 PM (Jcd0S)Finally. That one was on the tee forever.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (rfeES)

280

Your upcoming official Republican (tm) position on magazine capacity limits:

"An acceptable bi-partisan solution."

"The general consensus of reasonable regulation."

"Common sense, common ground."

"The best we can do given the results of the last election."

"A wily trap set to use against the Democrats in 2014."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (kdS6q)

281
Hey, keep your assault language away from our Assaulty Pork!

Posted by: Assaulty Donks at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (BZMZX)

282 273 IMP,

well need a new bore anyway.....

"new gun" may be overstating it depending on the model.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:27 PM (LRFds)

283 Awesome. Just picked up some rounds for my AR-47 and Ak-15.


http://tinyurl.com/a67kloj

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 01:27 PM (fWAjv)

284 "If a mag over 10 rounds is an 'assault' magazine, what do we call a magazine of 10 rounds or less?"

They call it "next year's assault magazine".

Posted by: GalosGann at February 08, 2013 01:27 PM (T3KlW)

285

but all the computer models concur!!

they say the heavy stuff won't start until tonight in Boston

Posted by: soothsayer at February 08, 2013 01:27 PM (8dspl)

286 Given the current tally of Republican failures and the movement of the Establishment to the left, I move that we retire the term "RINO" as an insult and just say "Republican" and snicker.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 08, 2013 01:27 PM (DvVVN)

287 No. I don't feel we're being represented at all.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 01:13 PM (8y9MW)

Allen G, I agree, we are not being represented at all. They should be forced to come back to live in their districts for six months each year so they get that DC power out of their system and we can go meet with the jerks. I live in MA and they all suck here.

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 01:27 PM (z4WKX)

288
"No," he replied. "I always imagined they'd be more clever."

They don't have to be clever.Preponderance and repetition win the day. And their control of the educational system keeps producing stupid sheep, so the need for cleverness is less of an issue all the time.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 08, 2013 01:28 PM (MaW5C)

289 275 MadDog,

depending on the tolerances of the action....

some ARs get finicky with wolf...I'm wondering how it would function in a roller block pistol....?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:28 PM (LRFds)

290 >>> Shoot those for 5,000-10,000 and erode the throat to the point you need to buy another gun.

Neh. There'll be guns lying all over the damn place.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2013 01:28 PM (szUf0)

291 It would be wrong of me to start sniffling and tell
the Boss that I changed my mind about going to the hospital to be with
my mom, leave and then go to the bookstore, right? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 08, 2013 12:57 PM (VtjlW)

The bookstore is your chapel of choice, so change to the story to I am going to the chapel to be comforted, and go and receive comfort.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 08, 2013 01:28 PM (kXoT0)

292 so hows the LAPD coming with their manhunt? have they started shooting every fat black man on sight just in case it's their guy?

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at February 08, 2013 01:28 PM (HEa5q)

293 Wolf....one dirty powder Ftf at a time....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:25 PM (LRFds)

I shoot the daylights out of Wolf 7.62 x 39 in my SKS. It runs dirty, yes, but I've never had an FTF in over 1000 rds.

Posted by: troyriser at February 08, 2013 01:29 PM (vtiE6)

294 Mike I've never has problem with steel cased. Not one. Thats all I can say about that.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:29 PM (OlN4e)

295 "They call it "next year's assault magazine".


Posted by: GalosGann at February 08, 2013 01:27 PM (T3KlW)"



I'll nominate that one for Thread Winnah!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 08, 2013 01:29 PM (DvVVN)

296 Can we please have a law limiting the capacity of magazines and newspapers to 3-4 articles per issue, and require journalists to submit finger prints, apply for licenses, and purchase liability insurance?

For the children. What don't they care about the children??

Posted by: Stu-22, high-capacity assault mutant at February 08, 2013 01:29 PM (AiYlm)

297 "In the last go round of this BS they limited magazine capacity to 10
rounds. So magazine producers put longer springs in the 20 round
magazines that you could only load 9 rounds. But a simple trimming of
the spring brought them back 20 rounds."

------------------

I think another trick was to use .40 magazines in 9mm handguns that had a .40 version. The .40s were limited to ten as well, but the dimensions are the same, so you could fit more 9mms in. I'm assuming some pinching of the feed lips must have been necessary.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 08, 2013 01:29 PM (celt+)

298
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 08, 2013 01:12 PM (VtjlW)
---- ----- ---- ---- ----- ---- ---- ---- ---- - - - - - - - - - - -

Thank God you were at some distance. Guy was an assault client!

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 08, 2013 01:29 PM (jTKU5)

299 259 If a mag over 10 rounds is an 'assault' magazine, what do we call a magazine of 10 rounds or less?A 'happy' magazine?'Retreat' magazine?'Safe' magazine?Inquiring assault-y minds want to know

-------------

My first thought was "legal magazine", but then I realized that might be unfairly stigmatizing magazines that had done nothing wrong other than being undocumented.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 08, 2013 01:29 PM (IrbU4)

300 We are sending an E-mail to Presdent Obama to let him know........................... Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 08, 2013 01:26 PM (90aTA)

Good move, Mary, sending phallic images to Daddy MomJeans is a great idea.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 08, 2013 01:30 PM (kXoT0)

301
My call, L-R:

Golden Tiger 7.62 x 39
Winchester (White Box) 9mm Luger FMJ
Wolf 40 SW
Remington 10mm FMJ
Speer Gold Dot 9mm Luger JHP
Remington .223 JSP

Posted by: Jaws at February 08, 2013 01:30 PM (4I3Uo)

302 So is everything "bad" now going to be an "Assault" whatever?

That assault drunk driver was driving an assault vehicle after drinking too many assault beers.

Ban assault cigarettes!

No one should put assault hazel nuts in chocolate!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 01:30 PM (8y9MW)

303 They should be called self defense magazines

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 01:30 PM (uhftQ)

304 Had some russian ammo once.
I swear they were coated in sheep tallow.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 08, 2013 01:30 PM (QM5S2)

305 >>>>so hows the LAPD coming with their manhunt? have they started shooting
every fat black man on sight just in case it's their guy?

No, just little Korean women. Profiling is racist, you know.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2013 01:31 PM (UzPAd)

306


Neh. There'll be guns lying all over the damn place.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz[/]i


Beautiful.

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2013 01:31 PM (UaxA0)

307 293 troy,

There's a reason for that...watch your SKS' action at play and cypher tolerances of the action.

For example Wolf in a Valmet is not optimal because the finns have a more precise action in their AK clone. The Galil is more finicky with fouling than an AK as well.

I shot the hell out of wolf in my sks, my Chinese AKs, and my Nagants....

I would not put it down the pipe of wife's carbine lightly but I own some as my "oh hell" round of last resort for the AR....

got no problem with it other than its real limitations in some applications.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:31 PM (LRFds)

308 Join: The Citizen's Committee to Horsewhip Chris Matthews today.

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 08, 2013 01:32 PM (6H6FZ)

309 >>Had some russian ammo once.
I swear they were coated in sheep tallow.

Pig fat. Afghan war surplus.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2013 01:32 PM (szUf0)

310 On top of all this I want to know why no one in the media (and I know this is a stupid question but I have to ask it anyway) is asking why DHS is buying up a billion hollow-point bullets. Just who in the fuck are they armingup for? Is there an imminent invasion that they know about? Again. Just why in the fuck are they laoding for bear. Who is the bear? Us?

Ask the fucking question and make Napolitano answer.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2013 01:32 PM (4x8W0)

311 So does all this mean we have "assault spending" by the govt? I mean after all, trillions of dollars are unleashed from the empty Assault Treasury in the brief amount of time it takes for a fully automatic pen to scribble TFG's name.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2013 01:32 PM (L8r/r)

312 Pro Tip:
Get a .462 SOCOM upper.
Your evil 30 round mag is now a nice 10 rounder.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 08, 2013 01:32 PM (QM5S2)

313 vote Lord Humungous, #292:

"so hows the LAPD coming with their manhunt?"

Well, they found Dorner's truck abandoned and burning up at Big Bear, so they can stop shooting up Nissan Terras now.

Posted by: JPS at February 08, 2013 01:32 PM (yeNzW)

314 Chris Matthews and Piers Morgan: low-capacity assault idiots.

Posted by: Stu-22, high-capacity assault mutant at February 08, 2013 01:32 PM (AiYlm)

315 Had some russian ammo once.I swear they were coated in sheep tallow.
Posted by: Roland THTG
***
It was sheep based, but it wasn't tallow. IFYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: The Russian Sheep at February 08, 2013 01:33 PM (uhftQ)

316 No. I don't feel we're being represented at all.

I just got a company-wide e-mail informing me that Congressmembers care deeply what their constituents think...and to please e-mail them this evening asking them to stop the sequestration (from my home computer, because apparently there are laws about holders of DoD contracts asking employees to lobby Congress for policies favorable to DoD contractors).

O_O

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 08, 2013 01:33 PM (/kI1Q)

317 Nood

Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2013 01:33 PM (X6akg)

318 I wonder if I can have assault ampersands on my home assault computer.


&&&&

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 08, 2013 01:33 PM (CA2NO)

319
Well, they found Dorner's truck abandoned and burning up at Big Bear, so they can stop shooting up Nissan Terras now.
Posted by: JPS



Nah. Can't stop. It's like eating peanuts......

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (kdS6q)

320 I think I'm gonna go to Chick-fil-A and grab me an assault chicken sandwich with a side of military-style fries.

Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (XboQD)

321 "But a simple trimming of the spring brought them back 20 rounds."

On day, not too many years from now, unbending a paperclip will be a federal felony.

Posted by: GalosGann at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (T3KlW)

322 >>>Get a .462 SOCOM upper.
Your evil 30 round mag is now a nice 10 rounder.

That's ten engine blocks per assault magazine.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (szUf0)

323 >>>Mike I've never has problem with steel cased. Not one. Thats all I can say about that.

The US doesn't use brass cases because they have a Bureau of Ammunition Reloading stashed someplace.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (0q2P7)

324 Well, they found Dorner's truck abandoned and burning up at Big Bear, so they can stop shooting up Nissan Terras now.

Posted by: JPS at February 08, 2013 01:32 PM (yeNzW)


I can only hope there's no newspaper delivery in the area.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (Qxe/p)

325 What are the Sons of Anarchy writers going to do after the libs get the way on guns?

I mean now, the bikers run guns out of Ireland and constantly compete with the One-Niners for the lucrative illegal gun business including assault weapons, assault magazines, apocalyptic weapons, apocalyptic magazines, end o' times weapons, and end o' times magazines.

But if they start having laws against this gun running activity, what will the plot lines be?

They won't still run guns now that it's against the law?

No spoilers please.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (Bo2rH)

326 why DHS is buying up a billion hollow-point bullets. Just who in the
fuck are they armingup for? Is there an imminent invasion that they know
about?


I would think any invaders would be wearing armor of some kind, reducing (if not eliminating) the effectiveness of most hollow-point bullets.

I don't know about you, but I don't have any kind of ballistic armor.

Just putin' that out there.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (8y9MW)

327
I'm thinking I'll have to bite the bullet and get on twitter, just to follow Piers M. and talk about his murderousadmirer all day long, till his butt hurt turns to numbness and his purty mouth has a sad, sad frown.

So discredited in Britain that he had to leave abnd the fool comes here, to lecture us? Us? Really Piers? Am I spelling his stupid name right?

Such delicious public humiliation should be heaped on his poncy head.

Posted by: Who Knows at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (W+Itt)

328 No one should put assault hazel nuts in chocolate!

I may have just clutched my pearls and made a fainting gesture.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (/kI1Q)

329 My message looks like spam? Fuck you pixie, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2013 01:35 PM (OlN4e)

330 299 259 If a mag over 10 rounds is an 'assault' magazine, what do we call a magazine of 10 rounds or less?A 'happy' magazine?'Retreat' magazine?'Safe' magazine?Inquiring assault-y minds want to know

My first thought was "legal magazine", but then I realized that might be unfairly stigmatizing magazines that had done nothing wrong other than being undocumented.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 08, 2013 01:29 PM (IrbU4)

-------

Perfect.

'Undocumented magazine'.

Unlike 'undocumented aliens', which are a protected class.
No Universal Background Checks for them.

Posted by: cereal assault wheatie at February 08, 2013 01:35 PM (BZMZX)

331 Nice how the cops are driving around shooting at any truck that matches the description of Dorner's. Two newspaper delivery ladies killed so far. Move along, citizen.

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 08, 2013 01:35 PM (6H6FZ)

332 Hmm. Abandon truck in one location with time delayed incendiary. Watch LE flock to the area while being many miles away.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 01:36 PM (uhftQ)

333 sven
Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:20 PM (LRFds)

Sven, at the very end of the last thread you wrote that I thought you were mocking him. That's why I cut my answer and posted it to this thread.

Nothing personal, I have to go and do some work from here. It's hardly snowed and I have a lot of work to do. Payroll is very important. I could do it tomorrow but I have to log into my work computer to make sure everyone has emailed me their hours.

The service we used has been doing updates every weekend from Saturday through Sunday evening. Since we have yet to have much snow, I don't want to take the chance we lose power.

I'll be back later.

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 01:36 PM (z4WKX)

334 >>>I don't know about you, but I don't have any kind of ballistic armor.

You will. Take detergent.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2013 01:36 PM (szUf0)

335 Did someone ask why DHS and the rest of the feds bought a billion rounds of ammo?

http://tinyurl.com/ar4hrnv

Seattle PI-FDA guard shot at 15 YO boy....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 01:36 PM (LRFds)

336 Assault rifle shmassault rifle. Exactly what the fuck kind of rifle would the left tolerate? A Nurture Rifle? An Embrace Rifle? A Love Rifle?

Whatever the fuck is the opposite of assault I guess.

And I'd be cool with that. as long as whatever we call it still has an acceptable muzzle velocity. Like around 3000 fps. Yeah.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2013 01:37 PM (4x8W0)

337 Assault rifle shmassault rifle. Exactly what the fuck kind of rifle would the left tolerate? Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2013 01:37 PM (4x8W0)


The assault rifles carried by THEIR bodyguards.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 08, 2013 01:38 PM (kXoT0)

338 Good move, Mary, sending phallic images to Daddy MomJeans is a great idea.

Yeah, it'll get him revved up for tonight!

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 08, 2013 01:40 PM (B/VB5)

339 Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (XboQD)


Don't forget that tactical shake.

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 01:40 PM (fWAjv)

340 174 Not sure about Assault Squad show, but I know there was Police Squad. I miss leslie nielsen...

Posted by: Johnnytightlips at February 08, 2013 01:41 PM (4YJFV)

341 Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 01:36 PM (uhftQ)

Great minds, etc. We were just having that exact discussion here in cubeville.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 08, 2013 01:41 PM (L8r/r)

342 New slogan for the gun grabbers:

If six rounds were enough for Harry Callahan, they're enough for you.

Think it will catch on?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 08, 2013 01:42 PM (piMMO)

343 Oooooh! Lipstick thread!
Huh? what?

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at February 08, 2013 01:43 PM (C8mVl)

344 why DHS is buying up a billion hollow-point bullets. Just who in the

fuck are they armingup for? Is there an imminent invasion that they know

about?

I would think any invaders would be wearing armor
of some kind, reducing (if not eliminating) the effectiveness of most
hollow-point bullets.

I don't know about you, but I don't have any kind of ballistic armor.

Just putin' that out there.



Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 08, 2013 01:34 PM (8y9MW)








7.62x54r. Turning cover into concealment since 1891.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2013 01:47 PM (TIIx5)

345 Remember that pansy ass that wanted the guy who was CCing kicked out of the council meeting.

Bet he shit his pants on Tuesday.

http://tinyurl.com/ah9tsc2


The council was met by 160 people Tuesday night, many who were packing heat.

There were handguns in holsters and rifles slung over shoulders and an unknown number of people concealing their weapons as the Oak Harbor City Council met. Many attended the meeting to show support for veteran Lucas Yonkman who Councilmember Almberg tried to have kicked out of City Hall last month, including Joe Hawkins who openly mocked him. "Mr. Almberg I just want you to know that I have a concealed ham sandwich right here I don't want you to get up and walk away," he chuckled.

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 01:49 PM (fWAjv)

346
My call, L-R:

Golden Tiger 7.62 x 39
Winchester (White Box) 9mm Luger FMJ
Wolf 40 SW
Remington 10mm FMJ
Speer Gold Dot 9mm Luger JHP
Remington .223 JSP

Posted by: Jaws at February 08, 2013 01:30 PM (4I3Uo)


Good calls, but I'm thinking that 10mm FMJ is actually a 38 Super.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2013 01:51 PM (TIIx5)

347 William Frail had an M-1 rifle on his shoulder as he testified. "Sir, my mother was Jew," he said. "My family went to the chambers. I will not go into the night quietly while these two ask me to board the train."
------

That's should leave a mark.

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 01:52 PM (fWAjv)

348 No time to read the comments, but California now refers to hollowpoints as "assault ammunition", and they're planning to ban it. The shit's getting real.

Posted by: stace at February 08, 2013 02:01 PM (m+UHL)

349 Exactly what the fuck kind of rifle would the left tolerate?

Anything the DHS buys, that they ship to Syria, or let slip into Mexico.

You want to transform your Assault Magazine into a Peace Maker of Nobel Prize caliber? Smuggle it into the Gaza Strip.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2013 02:02 PM (FcR7P)

350
Hollywood legend and Republican supporter Clint Eastwood told CNBC that Washington gridlock is sending the nation racing towards another contentious debt deadline. "It's almost like they don't give a damn," he said..."If they don't give a damn, why did they expect anybody else to?"

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Clintjoins the Let It Burn Brigade.

Polynikes and pep hardest hit.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it brun at February 08, 2013 02:03 PM (jTKU5)

351
"Good calls, but I'm thinking that 10mm FMJ is actually a 38 Super. "

.38 Thuper is a rimmed case. You may collect your participation ribbon at the door.

Additionally...

...that'll learn you to come up in mah house and get in mah griull 'bout no ammo ID, sucka. Ain't nobody get down on da ground and brass 'ho like me, foo!

Posted by: Jaws at February 08, 2013 02:04 PM (4I3Uo)

352 You need a picture with some big cartridges in it.

Posted by: toby928© making it personal at February 08, 2013 02:09 PM (QupBk)

353 Bullets=Boner

Posted by: Porkkky at February 08, 2013 02:17 PM (lSzZO)

354 Don't take your gun to town. When you make a fist you will be in possession of an "assault hand". Illegal within 1000 feet of a school, an elected official, LE, homosexuals or women.

Posted by: play nice at February 08, 2013 02:26 PM (V83mK)

355 .38 Super. Agree

Posted by: trainer @ LIB at February 08, 2013 02:29 PM (QbdUW)

356
351
"Good calls, but I'm thinking that 10mm FMJ is actually a 38 Super. "

.38 Thuper is a rimmed case. You may collect your participation ribbon at the door.

Additionally...

...that'll learn you to come up in mah house and get in mah griull 'bout no ammo ID, sucka. Ain't nobody get down on da ground and brass 'ho like me, foo!
Posted by: Jaws at February 08, 2013 02:04 PM (4I3Uo)


Semi-rimmed, not rimmed (insert typical Moron rim-job joke here).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2013 02:36 PM (TIIx5)

357 Assault magazines? Does anybody else get the old "Would you believe...?" 'Get Smart' vibe coming from these guys? It so looks like they are desperately trying to find something, anything, to turn the debate their way. And, as I can attest, desperation is never attractive.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It's Not Me, Babe at February 08, 2013 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

358
"Semi-rimmed, not rimmed (insert typical Moron rim-job joke here). "

The joke you seek is "assault-rimmed".

Posted by: Jaws at February 08, 2013 02:45 PM (4I3Uo)

359 We should use 'assault' everywhere:

"Could you pack me an assault lunch?"

"Has anyone seen my assault cellphone?"

"It's Valentines Day - I better buy a dozen asault roses and some assault candy."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It's Not Me, Babe at February 08, 2013 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

360 And as I read the thread (finally) I see everyone has.

*sigh*

I feel as low as that assault anchor Piers Morgan. I need an assault beer. Thank God its assault Friday.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It's Not Me, Babe at February 08, 2013 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

361 The picture is kind of wrong because the scales are not the same. Second, third and fifth all appear to be 9mm Para (19mm case) but they're different size images.

Third looks more like That Aluminum-cased Ammo Whose Name Is Banned On AOSHQ than Tula to me.

Fourth can't be 10mm, that would be a HUGE FMJ and I think over Max OAL.

It's probably a 9x23, either Largo or Winchester (totally different rounds with the same case length).

I did an image search for that and there are some hilarious captions: "A collection of .45 caliber bullets" and "a selection of bullets for revolver pistols."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2013 03:19 PM (bxiXv)

362 We all groan and roll our eyes and make fun of this term now. Just wait a couple of years and we'll be shouting at relatives that "assault magazines" is a fake term made up by the media. They'll shake their head and wonder why they talk to crazy people.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2013 03:42 PM (IgCV5)

363 That's why you talk about 'assault lunches' and 'assault beer', bonhomme. Get your mockery in early.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It's Not Me, Babe at February 08, 2013 03:56 PM (hLRSq)

364
By the way, one of you reprobates was looking for HK USP compact 40 cal mags, 13rds. Copes Distributing is showing 'em in stock, $49.99.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2013 04:07 PM (TIIx5)

365 Well, I'm quite sure the druggies and the gangs who can synthesize complex organic compounds will find bending pieces of metal into boxes entirely beyond their technical capability and will be severely hampered in their criminal enterprise by this ban.

By the way, anybody know where I can download a model for a Glock 19 magazine for my 3D printer?

Posted by: Socratease at February 08, 2013 04:56 PM (3V4IJ)

366 The thing on the left of the picture is for shooting at skeets.

Posted by: Barack Shooting Skeets All the Time Obama at February 08, 2013 05:58 PM (erlzv)

367 The libtards are winning. Reason.com is getting less reasonable and more angry. Exactly as planned.

Posted by: ESAD at February 08, 2013 09:22 PM (Qb7IZ)






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