Overnight Open Thread (8 Feb 2013)

You morons stuck in the blizzard be safe. Hopefully you have ample amounts of medicinal booze on hand.

Over at the Laughing Squid, they've got some video and pics of The Blizzard of '78.

Iwo Jima Monument Up For Auction

You morons want to chip in and get a piece of history? Original Iwo Jima Monument To Hit The Auction Block. $1.3 to $1.8 million is all we need.


Bob Owens vs Greg Sargent

Earlier this week, Bob Owens Laid The Smackdown on WaPo's Greg Sargent in regard to gun control.


In any event, Sargent came out against tonight and challenged me with what Instapundit himself noted was an ad feminam argument.

@bob_owens @instapundit @brithume Is the Oklahoma woman who shot an intruder a threat to the Constitution, too? washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-lin…

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) February 5, 2013


I responded to Sargent that I’d come around to his way of thinking: photo ID and background checks should be required to exercise all sorts of rights.

.@theplumlinegs Have you not been paying attention? I’ve revised my position. I’m pro- photo ID/background checks, for guns AND voting now.

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) February 5, 2013


.@theplumlinegs you know, for logical consistency.

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) February 5, 2013


.@theplumlinegs You have to agree: one right is no more sacred than another. Background checks for all, for every “right.” It’s only fair.


Sargent's response evidently was..........crickets chirping.

How To Get Out Of A DUI

I really don't think this will work here in the States but hey, you never know. 'High Tolerance' Cited In Man's Drunk Driving Win.

He claimed, however, that he didn't feel under the influence at all while driving to work.

He also blamed the glögg for putting him so far over the limit, but pleaded with the court that he shouldn't be convicted because he thought the traditional Swedish mulled wine he had been drinking was simply an alcohol-free variety.

The court agreed, stating in its ruling that as the man drinks alcohol every day, even before heading to work, he must have a high tolerance for alcohol, Skånskan wrote.

The court therefore threw out the charges altogether and the man was set free.

Boot Phone

What the...? These Boots Were Made For Talkin'. I guess whoever is gettin' stomped can dial 911 for assistance.

Beer Power

Behold, the power of beer. Beer Will Help Power Alaska Brewery. At least the $500K in Federal grant money that helped design this went to something that is useful. And tasty.

Condom Ad

Evidently, condoms deliveries are free.

Text Book Funnies

mpfs sends this one in. 33 Hilarious Things You Can Find In Textbooks.

White Rabbit Is Racist?

Just ridiculous. Family Sues Disneyland, Calls 'White Rabbit' Racist.

Hunting Equals Murder?

Of course it is NPR that asks the question, When We Hunt, Do We Murder? Bet you won't see an article that asks if abortion is murder.

Doggeh Video

Man, this doggeh has a guilty conscience. He's always checking his six when he hears the fart.


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Comments

1 First!

Posted by: GIJared at February 08, 2013 09:59 PM (5Cq/t)

2 Yay!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 09:59 PM (PMCY9)

3 The State is Mother; The State is Father

With young adults increasingly becoming overgrown children who expect awesome stuff and awesome life just be handed to them, and with the state becoming evermore the benefactor, protector, and provider, if not outright substitute parent, it is becoming ever more true that “the state is mother; the state is father.” Aside from the fact that tyrannical cults of personality tend to have such parental figures in an almost deified status (Hitler, Stalin, Kim Il Sung, Mao Zedong, &c.), the reverence and obedience once shown to real parents has withered away with the breakdown of the family and has been taken up by Leviathan.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1394

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 10:00 PM (Vk2pI)

4 Nice ONT M....

NPR where hunting is murder and the Piers Morgan Killer is misunderstood....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:01 PM (LRFds)

5 Stay Puft snowman

pic.twitter.com/aMBp1HOL

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 10:02 PM (8sCoq)

6 Here's the video for the song lyrics I poted in the last thread.LET IT BURN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozd-T2k6_JE

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2013 10:03 PM (9XBK2)

7 What is this "medicinal booze" that CDR M speaks of? I drink purely for entertainment purposes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:03 PM (4Mv1T)

8 Shoe phone? Gee boss missed that idea by just this much!!

MPPP in an earlier thread had a picture of a pair of woman's shoes, the heels were Derringers.

And that 1978 blizzard, proving how the State wants everyone to cower in fear of hte capricious weather gods. Only the State can watch out for you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 10:03 PM (PMCY9)

9 Thank you CDR M!

Whatever you posted, I will like, once I read it. Im sure of it.

Posted by: L, elle at February 08, 2013 10:04 PM (0PiQ4)

10 Free Condom delivery?

Thank you Obama!

Hellooooo Lichtenstein!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 08, 2013 10:04 PM (Vk2pI)

11 That picture of the 78 Blizzard? I have that same old Land cruiser in the same shit brown sitting in my driveway. 1976 edition.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:04 PM (wR+pz)

12 Is the White Rabbit racist?

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.

Posted by: Grace Slick at February 08, 2013 10:04 PM (2IW5Q)

13 The Marine Corps Parade is on Wednesday evenings from June to mid-August at the Marine Corps Memorial, no reservations required. On Fridays they have a parade and the 8th and I Barracks; reservations recommended (look now) although they have a walk-up line.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 08, 2013 10:04 PM (vu/88)

14 Hunting deer or wild pigs is not murder. It is food. Shooting those prairie dogs might have been murder, though.

Posted by: huerfano at February 08, 2013 10:04 PM (bAGA/)

15 I have neighbors from Wales, they say cops road trap you in the AM and get you from last night.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 08, 2013 10:05 PM (QLJPW)

16 No fighter Jets, combat ships, or helicopters killen evildoers? Pshaw commander M, Pshaw.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:05 PM (l86i3)

17 14 Huerfano,

It's justified homicide. Those Groundhogs can break a tractor axle.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:05 PM (LRFds)

18 P.S. from my message at #13, the Marine Corps Memorial = Iwo Jima Memorial pictured above.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 08, 2013 10:06 PM (vu/88)

19 Just say Nothing to Trolls.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 10:06 PM (NTBjC)

20 It's justified homicide. Those Groundhogs can break a tractor axle.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:05 PM



Maybe. Now they just suck them up in a vacuum truck.

Posted by: huerfano at February 08, 2013 10:07 PM (bAGA/)

21 Just say Nothing to Trolls.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 10:06 PM (NTBjC)


Your way is best, but not as fun.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:07 PM (l86i3)

22 The 78 Blizzard video? Brought to you buy, tank driving. michael dukakis.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:07 PM (wR+pz)

23 It's Sweden, they have blood int heir alcohol.

Danish friend I made in the '90s used to slag on Sweden like we Ohioans slag on Kentucky.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:08 PM (LRFds)

24 21 OSP,

I'm weak I like troll thumping.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:08 PM (LRFds)

25 ...old Land cruiser in the same shit brown sitting in my driveway. 1976 edition.

I. WANT. ONE.

Had a a customer in the late 70's who shoehorned a small block Chevy engine into one (with necessary amendments to suspension etc) Left everything else bone stock. Maybe not for the purists, but COOL

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:08 PM (4Mv1T)

26 I've heard Skeet is Murder

Posted by: Mccool at February 08, 2013 10:09 PM (MG9++)

27 >>>Those Groundhogs can break a tractor axle.

Or your livestock's legs. Effectively making them deadstock.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:10 PM (4Mv1T)

28 That 4 F's textbook item wasn't a mistake, it was a joke...
...sometimes, we're a little too snarky.

Posted by: LexisTexas at February 08, 2013 10:10 PM (kPFAg)

29 .@theplumlinegs You have to agree: one right is no more sacred than
another. Background checks for all, for every “right.” It’s only fair.


If the GOP had any balls, they would insert amendments in each and every gun-grabbing bill with this parity clause.

CA is supremely fucked right now with the slate of hoplophobe bills on deck. The GOP has vacated the state entirely. Their stratergy of being the comfortable minor party in the court of Leftism turned out to be worth all the toilet paper it was written upon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 10:11 PM (NTBjC)

30 Or your livestock's legs. Effectively making them deadstockdinner.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:10 PM (4Mv1T)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT)

31 Hello ONOT! Morons, Mutts & Jackwagons!

Those are terms of endearment, are they not?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 10:11 PM (mkb9H)

32
Hey guys, we're having a bit of a problem find our suspect up in Big Bear.

He's a big black guy

Hiding at a ski resort

While silhouetted against a field of freshly fallen snow.

Little help?

Posted by: The LAPD


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2013 10:12 PM (kdS6q)

33 When I lived in WI, I loved Blizzards. It was a secure feeling to know mother nature is working and still in charge.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:12 PM (l86i3)

34 If I had a couple of million to blow on the Iwo Jima monument, I wouldn't need this place. Nah, I'd just blow it on Valu-Rite, guns, and hookers before the auction took place.

Anybody got a couple of million I can borrow?

Posted by: slug at February 08, 2013 10:12 PM (vVv3V)

35 LAPD, making the Keystone Kops look good.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 10:13 PM (PMCY9)

36 Hatebreed channeling Slayer.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOm3b89Prvc

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2013 10:13 PM (9XBK2)

37 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2013 10:12 PM (kdS6q)

Does the Ski Resort have a popeyes chicken?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:13 PM (l86i3)

38 @25

It is easy to slam a Chevy engine in them. Everything Toyota made until the 80's was all to GM specs. The stock engine in an FJ-40 and all land cruisers until the FJ 8o in 1986 was a 1948 iron block GM knock off straight six.

They were fuel injected them in 1988 with the FJ-62. I have two of those.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:15 PM (wR+pz)

39 Concerning the Swedes and their high tolerance for alcohol- my take away from the article is that the judge is a drunk. One can safely assume that the police pulled the man over because he was driving erratically and then tested positive for alcohol. Otherwise, why did they pull him over- driving while Swedish?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2013 10:15 PM (lxc0s)

40 Thanks for the h/t CDR M!

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 08, 2013 10:15 PM (TCy/B)

41 OK, everybody wanted the ONT, lets go.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:15 PM (l86i3)

42 Here's my hourly forecast:


11:00 pm Snow/Wind
12:00 am Snow/Wind
1:00 am Snow/Wind
2:00 am Snow/Wind
3:00 am Snow/Wind
4:00 am Blizzard



O_O




Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2013 10:17 PM (X6akg)

43 32

Hey guys, we're having a bit of a problem find our suspect up in Big Bear.

He's a big black guy




There is the problem. Everyone thinks something big and black up there IS a bear.

Black guys don't ski.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:17 PM (wR+pz)

44 I think the ONT came too late for some to survive awake their BAL....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 10:17 PM (PMCY9)

45 There is a nice Brockway truck behind that Land Cruiser too!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2013 10:18 PM (l3vZN)

46 @14, Save the prairie dogs, get a 22-250.
To paraphrase Chief Dan George in his role as Old Lodge Skins, "There has always been a limited supply of [black-footed ferrets]." Without adequate predation, prairie dogs always succumb to their plague.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 08, 2013 10:18 PM (1V6Pv)

47 What is the latest Tami on the snow?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:18 PM (wR+pz)

48 My WTF moment for the week was Wednesday

Was out on my motorcycle and got pulled over for doing 70 in a 45

Golden CO cop told me to slow down- no ticket

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 10:18 PM (8sCoq)

49 Hey guys, we're having a bit of a problem find our suspect up in Big Bear.

He's a big black guy

Hiding at a ski resort


"I spotted him! He's getting on a flight to Hawaii. C'mon, guys, let's go!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2013 10:18 PM (FcR7P)

50 Watching 20/20. So glad they killed the killer.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 08, 2013 10:19 PM (BVkEs)

51 Slayer covering punk rockers Verbal Abuse,for our trolls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bzQOKQAnBc

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2013 10:19 PM (9XBK2)

52 Finally, before I go to bed, did you know that you can get a flag flown at the Marine Corps Memorial (aka. Iwo Jima Memorial)? If not, call (703) 614-2014 for more info or send name, years of service, and rank information to: ATTN: Flag Detail, 1555 South Gate Rd, Arlington, VA 22214. Flags must be 3x5 or larger (and having seen them running flags up the flagpole 3x5 looks funny).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 08, 2013 10:20 PM (vu/88)

53 Dykes, that is, Alabama.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 08, 2013 10:20 PM (BVkEs)

54 27 Tobacco Road,

Pretty much...Bill Murray was underarmed in Caddyshack.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:20 PM (gjtOu)

55 47
What is the latest Tami on the snow?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:18 PM (wR+pz)


It's snowing.

Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2013 10:21 PM (X6akg)

56 Watching 20/20. So glad they killed the killer.
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 08, 2013 10:19 PM (BVkEs)

I enjoy that also. Like the end of Fargo, one in the wood chipper and one arrested by the sweetest sherrif ever, after being sot in the assular region.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:21 PM (l86i3)

57 Concerning the Swedes and their high tolerance for alcohol- my take away from the article is that the judge is a drunk. One can safely assume that the police pulled the man over because he was driving erratically and then tested positive for alcohol. Otherwise, why did they pull him over- driving while Swedish?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2013 10:15 PM (lxc0s)


They'd better enjoy all the booze they can now, since it will all be gone once Sharia takes over.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 08, 2013 10:21 PM (Vk2pI)

58 It's snowing.

Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2013 10:21 PM (X6akg)



Thanks Ollie.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 10:22 PM (GEICT)

59 Boston Earth Cam. HA

http://www.earthcam.com/usa/massachusetts/boston/?cam=streaming&cam_type=streaming

Posted by: madamex at February 08, 2013 10:22 PM (+kvQd)

60 They'd better enjoy all the booze they can now, since it will all be gone once Sharia takes over.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 08, 2013 10:21 PM (Vk2pI)


Yep, and kiss you BC Bye Bye too.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:22 PM (l86i3)

61 As much as I'd like to find a Wagoneer of the same vintage, I am thinking I might be better served with a similar vintage FJ.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:22 PM (4Mv1T)

62 You can't have duffy without the Wynn....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:23 PM (LRFds)

63
It's snowing.

---

Go outside. Get arrested.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 08, 2013 10:23 PM (BVkEs)

64 Good evening.

I nearly shit a brick at the Iwo Jima story. My hometown is home to the original plaster working model which sits at the Marine Military Academy. It's one of the few things this shithole is known for. I would think that if it were being sold I would have heard about it. Okay, not that one.

*Whew*

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 10:24 PM (LUnTP)

65 60 OSP,

Maybe the new Texas Republic can hire out good old boys and amigos to horsewhisper the Sharia fans.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:25 PM (LRFds)

66 Tolerance drinking?

About ten years ago NC had some NASCAR drivers run a course, then drink three drinks and run it again.

Kyle Petty beat everyone's time after he had had the three drinks.

The Highway Patrol was not amused. He ran the course again so he could lose.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:25 PM (wR+pz)

67 / off slutty sock!

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 10:25 PM (Vk2pI)

68 63 Craig Poe,

Yup...thank God we're a free nation...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:26 PM (LRFds)

69 Maybe the new Texas Republic can hire out good old boys and amigos to horsewhisper the Sharia fans.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:25 PM (LRFds)

I like that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:26 PM (l86i3)

70 I think I'm going to miss that heavy band of snow....looks like it's not going to be any farther west than the town of Fairfield.

Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2013 10:27 PM (X6akg)

71 Hey, kids!! Blessings upon our east coast morons. I was in Providence for the blizzard of '78 and, no lie, it's one of my fondest memories. An absolute blast, I loved it. So, stay home, drink with abandon and enjoy the crap out of this puppy.

love,

peaches

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2013 10:27 PM (kpCLl)

72
The Highway Patrol was not amused. He ran the course again so he could lose.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:25 PM (wR+pz)


I'm not so sure that Kyle Petty wasn't the Tickle of NASCAR.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:27 PM (l86i3)

73 @70

Well I guess that is good?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:28 PM (wR+pz)

74 66 Bily Bob,

Operant Condition Learning for the win.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:28 PM (LRFds)

75 >>>The Highway Patrol was not amused.

Being a law abiding citizen and all, I'll try to be dainty here, but it seems to me that we have a routinely corrupt crowd in this particular state agency of NC, although they've managed to stay out of the NO recently.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:28 PM (4Mv1T)

76 Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2013 10:27 PM (kpCLl)

Hiya Peach.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:28 PM (l86i3)

77 So, any morons in that blizzard wanna overnight me some snow so I can build a snowman?

Take care, guys.

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 10:28 PM (LUnTP)

78 I have a "buddy" 17 year-old "friend".
Adopted Russian kid of one of my best bud's.

His dad, one of my "besties" is not a hunter, nor a particular fan of firearms...

(not that he is "against". Just doesn't have the history. And he more than makes up for that. 2 adoptees and the coolest fellow you could ever know. Just sayin'. Sweetheart guy).

Anyway, the kid begged for a shotgun for months. His folks finally relented and bought him a Remington shotgun at Christmas.

So the kid has become a "hunter". Goes to a SC state "wildlife preserve", ground hunting with an brand-new 870 and slugs, and kills an 8-pointer, out of the gate. Doesn't know, and is ill-prepared, to field dress...or anything, else.

Pure f'ing dumb luck, 1st time out. Kills a trophy.
So, he ambles through the woods, finds another hunter. And gives his deer away!!!!

No antlers. No back-strap. Nothing. Only the photos.

I have done my best to shame him as a "Bambi-killer". It's hunting. Not sport-killing. I think he gets the message.

But, next time, I want to go with that lucky f#*ker!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 10:28 PM (mkb9H)

79 Speaking as a current east coaster who grew up elsewhere with lots of snow, buy your shovel and ice melt in November before you battle the crowds later.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 08, 2013 10:29 PM (vu/88)

80 Evening Peaches!

Hey, have you, or anyone else, heard about how Miss Tammy is doing??? It's been forever since I've seen a post from her. I know she was sick and in the hospital, but that was a bit ago...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT)

81 That's N ampersand O. The News and Observer. I wish someone would teach me how to "ampersand" on this here blog.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:29 PM (4Mv1T)

82 I'm not so sure that Kyle Petty wasn't the Tickle of NASCAR.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet,


Hah! Moonshiners.

That f'er is one basketcase for sure.

Posted by: Kim Illing Ah Boi at February 08, 2013 10:29 PM (NTBjC)

83 That f'er is one basketcase for sure.
Posted by: Kim Illing Ah Boi at February 08, 2013 10:29 PM (NTBjC)


I'd take his word over any congressman or Senators. Hell, add the President and the cabinet.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:31 PM (l86i3)

84 Not being from Boston, maybe someone can put me to some fucking knowledge. Is it Stawm or Stom. I know it's subtle, but I want to know.

Posted by: Truck Poised to be SemiAutomatic Assault Monkey at February 08, 2013 10:31 PM (jucos)

85 Department of Sterner Stuff Department, Howard Blackburn Division:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/achpbn9

Posted by: Thorvald at February 08, 2013 10:31 PM (1V6Pv)

86 I have done my best to shame him as a "Bambi-killer". It's hunting. Not sport-killing. I think he gets the message.

But, next time, I want to go with that lucky f#*ker!
Posted by: Capt. Backfire


Hey, at least he didn't let it spoil.

Posted by: Kim Illing Ah Boi at February 08, 2013 10:32 PM (NTBjC)

87 EFF has gotten an updated list of people requesting drone permits from the FAA. Several community colleges and an Indian tribe in CA are among the applicants.

http://tinyurl.com/akr92dq

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 10:32 PM (PMCY9)

88 I put the local Boston News on a few minutes ago. Patrick was on talking about the Blizzard of 1978. I believe he was in Chicago ion 1978, not in MA.

We had a large storm a week or so before it and there was a thick layer of ice on the ground when the blizzard started.
Patrick is a Chicago, Alinsky politician and he's no good. It's hard to see out the front windows, they say it's coming down 2-3 inches per hour.

Capt Backfire, I answered you on my age in the bottom of last thread.

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 10:32 PM (z4WKX)

89 It's snowing.

---

Go outside. Get arrested.



Fuckin' A. Cradle of fucking liberty.

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2013 10:32 PM (z9HTb)

90 Good night, all!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 08, 2013 10:32 PM (vu/88)

91 Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:28 PM (4Mv1T)


I don't think they are corrupt. You can not buy out of a ticket. Now they will get in some trouble. Remember the story about the Statesville Highway Patrolman getting his dick sucked in the back seat, while the woman's husband was driving them home. He was a Patrolman too.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:33 PM (wR+pz)

92 Night ILTIA.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:33 PM (l86i3)

93 Boston? The ones I know say "Stahm".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:33 PM (4Mv1T)

94 Apparently "Get Smart" was just as prescient as "Star Trek" at least when it came to phones.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2013 10:33 PM (xjpRj)

95 Go outside. Get arrested.


Posted by: Craig Poe at February 08, 2013 10:23 PM (BVkEs)


With my luck, I'd flip the car and it would be hours before the cops got to me.
Jammies and bed sounds better.

Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (X6akg)

96 Hey, OSP!! Hey, Cochran!! 'Scuse me while I adjust my beer goggles . . . How y'all doin' tonight? It's kind a cold here in the land of the fucktards, but it's nice to be home and all jammied up and plenty of cheap swill and a coupla snuggly kittehs. And electricity, which I will never, ever take for granted in my life. Love you guys!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (kpCLl)

97 78 Capt Backfire,

Triumph of an uncluttered mind.
Russians seem like decent folk.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (LRFds)

98 Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 10:32 PM (z4WKX)


I told you you were fucked. The Cantore curse!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (wR+pz)

99 Of course it is NPR that asks the question, When We Hunt, Do We Murder? Bet you won't see an article that asks if abortion is murder.
___
MEAT IS MURDER!

But these leather boots are perfectly fine.

Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (AUeaU)

100 Russians seem like decent folk.
___
Our views are a tad different.

Posted by: Some Georgian at February 08, 2013 10:35 PM (AUeaU)

101 MEAT IS MURDER!

Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (AUeaU)



Tasty, tasty murder.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 10:35 PM (GEICT)

102 Here in northern Indiana we got nothing from this current storm. We're actually having a bit of a thaw. We were nailed by the blizzard of '78 however (42 inches of snow). School was closed for 2 weeks.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 08, 2013 10:35 PM (V9CUB)

103 Billy Bob- That's the BS I am referring to. Not buying your way out of a ticket. That's what I pay lawyers to do.

The State patrol just seems to make a freakin' boondogle of so many things. And being here in Raleigh, they get serious news coverage when they do.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:36 PM (4Mv1T)

104 Maybe the new Texas Republic can hire out good old boys and amigos to horsewhisper the Sharia fans.

-------------------------------

horsewhipping*

We're already on it.

Posted by: slug at February 08, 2013 10:36 PM (vVv3V)

105 "Kyle Petty beat everyone's time after 3 drinks."

Reminded me of the WKRP episode where Johnny got quicker the more he drank.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at February 08, 2013 10:36 PM (1CULz)

106 Actual, come in actual. We have a bogey.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 10:36 PM (NTBjC)

107 Things I'm tired of besides TFG

Taylor Swift
"Call Me Maybe"
MSM calling everything "Historic!!"
Seth McFarlane
The Whoredashians
Katy Perry
Beyonce and Jay-Z
Facebook

Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2013 10:36 PM (mCvL4)

108 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 10:32 PM (PMCY9)


I wonder if those colleges have to jump through the same hoops we do in the Navy when we use UAVs during our exercises. It's at least a 6 month lead time to get approval of the airspace and frequencies.

Posted by: CDR M at February 08, 2013 10:36 PM (dKV5k)

109 JOURNALISM IS TORTURE of the facts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2013 10:37 PM (bxiXv)

110 snow? it's not even cold there. grow a pair. you don't even plug your cars in.
sent from montana by a north dakota native

Posted by: freeTibet with purchase of equal or greater value Tibet at February 08, 2013 10:37 PM (quLHy)

111 Elliot Abrams has an interesting take on Israel's attack on Syria's nuclear reactor;

http://tinyurl.com/d4eqgao

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2013 10:37 PM (AUeaU)

112 MEAT IS MURDER!
Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (AUeaU)
It's OK! I killed it with a drone strike.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 08, 2013 10:37 PM (V9CUB)

113 Trollbust 109 please.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2013 10:37 PM (GULKT)

114 'Lo, 'rons.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 10:37 PM (kaalw)

115 101 Some Georgian,

In that sense I guess they're your Florida like our Georgians.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:38 PM (LRFds)

116 Speaking of abortion and murder...Carhart killed another woman today who was having a 33rd week abortion.

The last woman he killed was a young girl with down syndrome who had been raped.

Crickets, as usual, from the media.

Posted by: Lauren at February 08, 2013 10:38 PM (wsGWu)

117 Things I'm tired of besides TFG

Taylor Swift

***

As long as you aren't *listening* to her what's the issue?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2013 10:38 PM (AUeaU)

118 I believe in stuff
Posted by: Burp at February 08, 2013 10:36 PM (XWaz
--------------------------------------------------------
Nice to know I still have fans.

Posted by: H R Puff'n'Stuff at February 08, 2013 10:38 PM (jucos)

119 @104

You are right about that. Was in Raleigh Wednesday for the 50th anniversary of the legislative building. The Brownstone use to be a good hotel, it sucks now.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:38 PM (wR+pz)

120 MEAT IS MURDER!

Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (AUeaU)


I have a modest proposal for an alternative...

Posted by: Jonathan Switf at February 08, 2013 10:38 PM (Vk2pI)

121 For Fido Friday, there's also this: http://nydn.us/X9S3r0

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 08, 2013 10:38 PM (piMMO)

122 buzz, how you doin', buddy? just killing time until Shark Tank here. new Survivor starts next week, I am all a-twitter (not really, but will watch).

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2013 10:39 PM (kpCLl)

123 Demon Hunter - Crucifix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmifyDAcN6A

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 10:39 PM (LUnTP)

124 We got us a target?

Posted by: TB3K at February 08, 2013 10:40 PM (dKV5k)

125 The last woman he killed was a young girl with down syndrome who had been raped.

Crickets, as usual, from the media.

Posted by: Lauren at February 08, 2013 10:38 PM (wsGWu)


May he share a threesome with the rapist and the devil's barbed cock!

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

126 lol zmdavid, so that is why the Indian tribe wants drones. To better hunt their prey. What ever the prey is.... be it four legged or what.

I know CDR M, every exercise even without drones, needs to request things like frequencies and in particular satcom time. Wonder if people are just trying to get a permit to see if they can because there is some kind of funding attached.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 10:40 PM (PMCY9)

127
124 buzz, how you doin', buddy? just killing time until Shark Tank here. new Survivor starts next week, I am all a-twitter (not really, but will watch).
Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2013 10:39 PM (kpCLl)


Yup, a Fans vs Favorites. I'm hoping no Rupert. And only 2 tribes.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2013 10:40 PM (GULKT)

128 Looks like it's coming down pretty good in Times Square.



http://tinyurl.com/4ov8

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:40 PM (wR+pz)

129 Crickets, as usual, from the media.
***
I blame the Republicans as much as the media. If they gave a damn about the issue Kermit Gosnell would be the face of abortion in America.

Hell, the stock response to abortion questions should be something like,

"I want the government out of the businsess of subsidizing abortionists and enforcing common sense restrictions on those killing the women on their tables like Kermit Gosnell"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2013 10:41 PM (AUeaU)

130 Posted by: Burp at February 08, 2013 10:40 PM (XWaz



Target acquired.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 10:41 PM (GEICT)

131 127 The POlitical Hat,

Yeah Barry's buds....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:41 PM (LRFds)

132 Did you fart or was that "Burp"?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:41 PM (wR+pz)

133 Demon Hunter - God Forksaken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu4Y9axG4oM

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 10:42 PM (LUnTP)

134 snow? it's not even cold there. grow a pair.


Are you saying it's raining outside here?

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2013 10:42 PM (z9HTb)

135 Aaaaannnnnnddd the target has been nuked from orbit.


Excellent shooting sir.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT)

136 May he share a threesome with the rapist and the devil's barbed cock!
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

I remember clinking drink glasses with the wife when we found out Tiller had been gunned down. I have no problem with that, none.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:42 PM (l86i3)

137 Did that burp taste like chicken?

Anyway. Going to try and get some writing done. BBIAB?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 10:42 PM (PMCY9)

138 Target vaporized. Back to standby mode.

Posted by: TB3K at February 08, 2013 10:43 PM (dKV5k)

139 Well when they miss the Q1 GDP, Nemo will apparently be the reason. As if bad weather never happened before 2008.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 08, 2013 10:43 PM (NzBQO)

140 Anyway. Going to try and get some writing done. BBIAB?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 10:42 PM (PMCY9)

You go girl.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 10:43 PM (l86i3)

141 Roger, Actual. Tango is toast.

See you in the bar.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 10:43 PM (NTBjC)

142 Breaking: Mayor Bloomberg running naked through Times Square eating snow cones....

Devolving......

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 08, 2013 10:44 PM (BVkEs)

143 132 18-1,

Partly to a degree anyway. It's like my earlier posts on Boehner and the Senate GOP. They are either in on it, cowed, or too dumb to fight.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:44 PM (LRFds)

144 I want to do some writing tonight but my brain is a bit mush. Maybe allocate myself X number of words down before I load a video game.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2013 10:44 PM (bxiXv)

145 George Noury: Hello Big Bear, you're on Coast 2 Coast
Me; Hi George-Jeez-I just saw Bigfoot,or a shadow person or something...he's huge! Must be 300lbs

Posted by: One for English at February 08, 2013 10:44 PM (SwEEj)

146 Partly to a degree anyway. It's like my earlier posts on Boehner and the Senate GOP. They are either in on it, cowed, or too dumb to fight.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:44 PM (LRFds)


...or all three.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 10:44 PM (Vk2pI)

147
Of course it is NPR that asks the question, When We Hunt, Do We Murder? Bet you won't see an article that asks if abortion is murder.

How about hunting NPR listeners/donors? Cool?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 08, 2013 10:45 PM (IDSI7)

148 289 Main Street, Gloucester MA 01930
No shit, Howard effin' Blackburn, when N.E. had more Blue Noses.
More men.
The birth rate was higher.
Commies were horse-whipped when they came out from behind their rocks.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 08, 2013 10:45 PM (1V6Pv)

149 A little musical interlude:

Painkiller by Judas Priest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6-vI70oc0

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at February 08, 2013 10:45 PM (Vk2pI)

150 Well when they miss the Q1 GDP, Nemo will apparently be the reason. As if bad weather never happened before 2008.


No, no; "broken glass" stimulates the economy.

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2013 10:46 PM (z9HTb)

151 HISTORIC STORM !!

Never seen it's like!!!! You'll all remember what you were doing when I stood in front of a tv camera with a big fan blowing the snow around!

I'm ready for my closeup now, Mr Obama!

Posted by: Geraldo Cantore at February 08, 2013 10:46 PM (mCvL4)

152 84- When I am on the phone I try very hard to say "storm" but I'm not sure how it comes out when I say it in person. It's like dropping the g's as in doing etc.
My computer kept changing the word I was trying to type to coin. I try very to keep my Boston accent off when I'm on the phone, especially at work.

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 10:46 PM (z4WKX)

153 I heard that fat bastard H R Puff'n'Stuff was here earlier......

Posted by: Freddie the Flute at February 08, 2013 10:47 PM (jucos)

154 Demon Hunter - My Destiny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjNygdAUaVc

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 10:47 PM (LUnTP)

155 Is hunting murder?
Reminds me of this local news report. Boulder cops in trouble for killing an elk. The constant stories are not about what they did was illegal, they are cops breaking the law, shooting in a residential area, etc, etc...
All the reports I've seen are Boulderites acting like elks should never get killed and oh boo hoo, nature waah, Poor elk.

Posted by: yerro at February 08, 2013 10:48 PM (m0sI3)

156 Anybody who's ever seen a Michael Bloomberg press conference needs to follow this guy on Twitter

https://twitter.com/ElBloombito

Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2013 10:49 PM (mCvL4)

157 Blizzard of "78"?
Boot Camp, North Chicago (Great Lakes)
Froze my ass off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2013 10:49 PM (bTPOR)

158 @152

Funny, my family was from Eastern VA and they understood perfectly a Boston accent. We both eat Tomattoes.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:49 PM (wR+pz)

159 MEAT IS MURDER!

But these leather boots are perfectly fine.


Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at February 08, 2013 10:34 PM (AUeaU)

Carrot juice is murder! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2013 10:50 PM (673KB)

160 hi all
whazzap

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 10:50 PM (BBWjt)

161 I told you you were fucked. The Cantore curse!

What is the Cantore curse, Billy Bob?

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 10:50 PM (z4WKX)

162 81 That's N ampersand O. The News and Observer. I wish someone would teach me how to "ampersand" on this here blog.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:29 PM (4Mv1T)


TR! "Mayo." Repeat "Mayonnaise". LOL.

I've been instructed. And have experimented on old "dead" threads, and yet the ampersand still alludes me!

I think you "have to hold your mouth just right".

Dammit!

And to all- the average, "everyday" Russian, is not dis-similar a human being. I think they want to be "small c" conservative, laissez-faire capitalists.

And my friends, the adoptive parents have the "Russian boy" and a "Romanian girl", that are family to me. The "Mom" is a Columbian who is now an "American" US Citizen. And she loves the Constitution "more: than me!

And I LOVE ME THE DOCUMENTS!

Immigration is a fine thing, so long as they want assimilation, and understand, and want to add to the ideals as intended by the FF's.

My "people" were emigres. The Mick's and Scot's.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 10:50 PM (mkb9H)

163 I heard that fat bastard H R Puff'n'Stuff was here earlier......

Posted by: Freddie the Flute at February 08, 2013 10:47 PM (jucos)


I am Psychedlicat! http://tinyurl.com/au3494f

Better run before CAC comes by!

A little mood music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hghUdXKykM

Posted by: Psychedelicat at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM (Vk2pI)

164 The way to get out of a DUI is to have an address on your license that the cop recognizes as being in a neighborhood full of politicians and lawyers and professors and local news anchors and the white guys on the basketball team and cops.

...

This is a hypothesis I developed based on entirely different and lawful events from other people's lives.

Posted by: oblig. at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM (cePv8)

165 The Bizzard of 78. Wow, that takes me back. The Midwest was hit pretty bad. Does anybody remember when weather was just weather and not a reason for hysterical and 24 hr. news coverage?

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM (M/TDA)

166 Howdy, Jefe!

How's is shakin'?

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM (LUnTP)

167 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blizzard_of_1978

According to Wikipedia, the Blizzard of '78 (Jan 25-27) that hit the midwest was a different storm than the Blizzard of '78 (Feb 5-7) that hit the east coast.

Back then, the climate alarmists were saying we were entering an ice age. That's also when they started recording arctic sea ice extents.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM (V9CUB)

168 http://tinyurl.com/alvwrrn
Well, there goes your Fourth Amendment rights if you're within 100 miles of a border.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM (wSTfB)

169 News and Observer - AKA Snooze and Obscurer. Effin rag. My Dad feels the same way about the Austin Statesman.

Posted by: mrp at February 08, 2013 10:52 PM (HjPtV)

170 Demon Hunter - Wake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyClAneXFJM

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 10:52 PM (LUnTP)

171 Posted by: harleycowboy at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM (wSTfB)

Ah, shit.

Posted by: Robert lives on the fucking border at February 08, 2013 10:53 PM (LUnTP)

172 What is the Cantore curse, Billy Bob?

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 10:50 PM (z4WKX)

Where ever then send him shit usually goes to hell.

It started with the Hurricanes. Moved on to tornadoes. He is the disaster master.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:53 PM (wR+pz)

173
Things I'm tired of besides TFG

jokes about how many boyfriends Taylor Swift has had
every guy on TV with the carefully cultivated 'perma-scruff'
Steve Doocy
Kay Jewelers commercials
Piers Morgan


feel free to add to the list

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 10:54 PM (8sCoq)

174 Is it Stawm or Stom. I know it's subtle, but I want to know.

It's Stahm-- as in Hahvahd Yahd.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 08, 2013 10:54 PM (9LuRr)

175 8 inches on the ground here in the Providence RI area. Whiteout conditions, and it's coming down thick, wet and sideways.

We're 100% certain to lose power, and soon.

Posted by: Truman North, housebound by executive fiat at February 08, 2013 10:54 PM (189dg)

176 Well, there goes your Fourth Amendment rights if you're within 100 miles of a border.

Searching at the border I understand but what's the justification for the 100 miles?

Posted by: toby928© at February 08, 2013 10:55 PM (QupBk)

177 it's coming down thick, wet and sideways.

Posted by: Truman North, housebound by executive fiat at February 08, 2013 10:54 PM (189dg)

That's hot.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 08, 2013 10:55 PM (LUnTP)

178 I did not see the viral video of Ben Carson. I might tomorrow.
I did (because I'm masochistic), watch the last part of "Hannity" where he was interviewed.
Totally (I mean totally) impressed.
I downloaded his book.
Normally I read quickly.
This guy makes so much sense that I intend to post a "partial" review of his book on the Sunday Book Thread. The foreword, even, needs to be read and understood.

I have been looking for OSP's "Amy Lynn", but apparently he has not stooped to the level of Barnes and Noble.

I would totally vote for Ben Carson for president on inadvertent religious grounds. (something he said in the interview)
If I ever develop a brain, I want him held responsible.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 08, 2013 10:56 PM (Qxe/p)

179 More on the snow, snow lightning!
My grandmother used to say it was bad luck if there was lighting and no leaves on the trees.
We know we have bad luck stuck with the SCOAMT!

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 10:56 PM (z4WKX)

180 Demon Hunter - Tomorrow Never Comes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVk_u5NDpkc

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 10:57 PM (LUnTP)

181 Oddly enough, Amanda Marcotte's first blog was named, "Patriotic and Revolutionary Vagina."

Posted by: LexisTexas at February 08, 2013 10:57 PM (kPFAg)

182 I've been watching the Times Sq cam. They are plowing the damn street every 20 minutes and some guys are sweeping the sidewalks constantly. Going to be a long night boys.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:57 PM (wR+pz)

183 175
Taylor Swift
Kim effing Kardashian
Oh hell, celebrities in general. All of them.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 10:57 PM (M/TDA)

184 Mmm. Good chowdah!

Posted by: boston lesbians at February 08, 2013 10:58 PM (ORGYc)

185 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 10:58 PM (JMmQ9)

186 168 ZMDavid,


Heh I remember a film that was not made only because of the end of the I. Winkler era disaster flick...

I give you "Glacier" from the 1979.....
well not really it was not made but it was even more farfetched than "Day After Tomorrow"

I remember reading it in Alberta visiting my grandpa and laughing my ass off...

NYC was gonna be under 30 feet of ice in 20 years...


"okay"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:58 PM (LRFds)

187 >>>News and Observer - AKA Snooze and Obscurer. Effin rag.

While this is absolutely true, commie bastards that they are, they are the ONLY ones doing any investigative journalism in the state capital. Only ones. Period.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 10:58 PM (4Mv1T)

188
Watching "Blazing Saddles" on cable.

They keep bleeping out the profanity. On cable.

The terrorists have won.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 08, 2013 10:58 PM (Md8Uo)

189 Hi Roberto
just chillin with some beerz
how bout u

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 10:59 PM (BBWjt)

190
feel free to add to the list

Bitches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 10:59 PM (mAMr1)

191 well I'm gonna look over my tax data and glean over the tax code a bit and then go voluntary coma....

kind of curious to cypher out the details of this year's code.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 10:59 PM (LRFds)

192 66
Tolerance drinking?

About ten years ago NC had some NASCAR drivers run a course, then drink three drinks and run it again.

Kyle Petty beat everyone's time after he had had the three drinks.

The Highway Patrol was not amused. He ran the course again so he could lose.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 10:25 PM (wR+pz)

I did the test for crystal meth, but after a few hits those damn spiders started crawling on me so I couldn't finish my laps.

Posted by: Jeremy Mayfield at February 08, 2013 11:00 PM (Zd/NW)

193 23
It's Sweden, they have blood int heir alcohol.

Danish friend I made in the '90s used to slag on Sweden like we Ohioans slag on Kentucky.
************

Finns are even worse. A ferry running from Finland to Estonia has duty-free booze, which the taxed-shitless Finns cannot resist.

It's only a few hours to Tallinn, but by then the Finns are puking and wretching and falling-down drunk --- many just stay on board to assault their livers with full-frontal attacks all the way back home.

And...years ago a Canadian hockey player I know went to Tallinn and drunkenly pissed all over the Soviet War Memorial there.

Scandal.

Heh

Posted by: Walter Gropius at February 08, 2013 11:00 PM (o6qwg)

194 so let's see...

Q4 2012 GDP sucked because of Hurricane Sandy
Q1 2013 GDP will suck because of Snowstorm Nemo
Q2 2013 GDP will suck because... what? The Chicago Cubs are losing again?
sheesh will the MSM ever run out of excuses for Obumbles?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:00 PM (BBWjt)

195 That Kate Upton, such a scamp

New SI cover

http://is.gd/aBHGOU

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 11:00 PM (8sCoq)

196 Sven, do you still live in Ohio? I'm confused now, is Kacish your governor? What do you think of him this week?

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 11:00 PM (z4WKX)

197 Bitches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 10:59 PM (mAMr1)
This

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 08, 2013 11:00 PM (NzBQO)

198 Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 10:59 PM (BBWjt)

Listenin' to some metal. Then I guess I'm gonna sit back with a glass of wine and read a few chapters of Game Of Thrones before going to bed.

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM (LUnTP)

199 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for the deliverance of all souls at peril from the storm.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM (1V6Pv)

200 I find it remarkable that they're naming normal winter storms now. WTF? I lived through worse shit during my first fourteen years in SD. Granted, I had my big strong daddy taking care of everything, so... Wish these New Englanders had to go feed and milk the cows. Some do, I know. But they're not the ones who are whining. Pussification is ruining this country.

OSP, I always welcome bad weather, too, for the same reason. Thunder makes me sleep tight.

Oh, and get off my lawn!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM (S+/pH)

201 @187

My next door neighbor has a industrial natural gas generator that will power half the block. He bought it after the big ice storm here ten years ago.

It's come on maybe three times in ten years. Good economic decision there. He is fucking rich and won't miss the wasted money.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM (wR+pz)

202 And I didn't think I'd be able to reuse that old sock in context on any new threads but I did!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM (ORGYc)

203 I think the drunk NASCAR drivers story is a myth, perhaps even debunked on a previous edition of the ONT

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM (BBWjt)

204 S'up jackwagons? Funny about the carrot juice. Dad worked in a carrot factory in socal when I was a baby and he was going to night school.

I know, means nothing. Just a memory.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM (vTi1t)

205 Demon Hunter - Someone To Hate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMAeMaCnOvk

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM (LUnTP)

206 Mid 60s here today. Sorry about the snow guys.

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2013 11:02 PM (gSN6u)

207 Roberto okay, sounds like a plan

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:02 PM (BBWjt)

208 @187

True dat. You know McClatcy owns them, the Charlotte Observer and The State, right?

Half the shit in the CO is from the NO.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 11:03 PM (wR+pz)

209 207
The lovely and temperate south.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 11:03 PM (M/TDA)

210 All hail the plan!

*Drink*

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:04 PM (LUnTP)

211 The film distributors might only allow the censored version to air so no one can just record it themselves.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2013 11:04 PM (ORGYc)

212 I guess my half Finn, half Swede heritage would explain a couple things!

Posted by: Kalneva, the drunken Scandihoovian at February 08, 2013 11:04 PM (S+/pH)

213 194
so let's see...

Q4 2012 GDP sucked because of Hurricane Sandy
Q1 2013 GDP will suck because of Snowstorm Nemo
Q2 2013 GDP will suck because... what? The Chicago Cubs are losing again?
sheesh will the MSM ever run out of excuses for Obumbles?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:00 PM

Unexpected !!!

Posted by: MSM at February 08, 2013 11:04 PM (mCvL4)

214
8 inches on the ground here in the Providence RI area. Whiteout conditions, and it's coming down thick, wet and sideways.


You're lucky so far-- 12 inches already in downtown New Haven, with 16 to 18 inches reported elsewhere in the county. Crossing my fingers about a power outage-- kittehs will be piling on me to keep warm if the heat goes off.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 08, 2013 11:04 PM (9LuRr)

215 it's coming down thick, wet and sideways.

In other words, a typical Saturday night

Posted by: Sandra Slut at February 08, 2013 11:04 PM (BBWjt)

216 203
I think the drunk NASCAR drivers story is a myth, perhaps even debunked on a previous edition of the ONT


Nope. It's true. I use to do be a partner with NASCAR on some stuff. They were not pleased about it at all. I know his dad, Richard.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 11:05 PM (wR+pz)

217 Immigration is a fine thing, so long as they want
assimilation, and understand, and want to add to the ideals as intended
by the FF's.





Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 10:50 PM (mkb9H)


There are some fine, fine Americans that just happened to be born elsewhere.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:05 PM (kaalw)

218 196 Carol T,

I am an Ohio citizen as is my wife. We're currently in the great state of Indiana as resident guests at the leisure of the Dept of Defense's indulgence.

I was born in Dayton in 1972, drifted to Alberta, back to Ohio to Georgia, to Texas to Ohio to Texas to Maryland, to South Carolina, to Louisiana to South Carolina, to Indiana, heading back to South Carolina.

I would say we are praying to go from South Carolina to Texas, Louisiana, or Alaska and then to Texas, Louisiana, North Dakota, Alaska, Montana, or Alberta....but that'd be confusing and prideful...

if you want to hear God laughing yell your wishes and plans at him.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:05 PM (LRFds)

219 I heard that fat bastard H R Puff'n'Stuff was here earlier......

-----------------------

I just had a a 60s flashback to being in the hospital pumped full of Demerol. I was watching the Millennium TV show when HR Pufnstuf came on in the middle of it. I thought I had hallucinated that in my drug-fueled haze until a couple of months later when I saw it sober. Even then I thought it was a hallucination.

Good times.

Posted by: slug at February 08, 2013 11:06 PM (vVv3V)

220 kittehs will be piling on me to keep warm if the heat goes off.

here is an obligatory kitteh pic for ya

http://tinyurl.com/aplzcot

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:06 PM (BBWjt)

221 Time for another go with the shovel.


I'm not an Eskimo, but I play one ine my driveway.

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2013 11:06 PM (z9HTb)

222 @201- I keep begging my electrician (yes, apparently I have to beg to get service work around here) to come out and wire my system so I can power most the house with the generator sitting in my walkout basement gathering dust.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:06 PM (4Mv1T)

223 Not shocked about Kate getting her second straight cover. Wish she was wearing less, but gives my imagination a chance to do some work.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 08, 2013 11:06 PM (NzBQO)

224 8 inches on the ground here in the Providence RI area. Whiteout conditions, and it's coming down thick, wet and sideways.

Little tip for you . . . do not try to drive down Angel St. into the city tonight. I did it sideways once, not that much fun.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (kpCLl)

225 Basement Cat, happiness is a warm kitteh!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (S+/pH)

226 200
I find it remarkable that they're naming normal winter storms now. WTF?
I lived through worse shit during my first fourteen years in SD.
Granted, I had my big strong daddy taking care of everything, so...
Wish these New Englanders had to go feed and milk the cows. Some do, I
know. But they're not the ones who are whining. Pussification is ruining
this country.



Posted by: Kalneva at February 08, 2013 11:01 PM

Naming winter storms is solely a Weather Channel gimmick, the National Weather Service said that it's silly

TWC said they named them to "raise awareness" of the storms

As if you could miss the white shit piling up on your driveway that you have to shovel

Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (mCvL4)

227 199 Thorvald,

Winter is God's way of saying, "endure I love you."


Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (LRFds)

228 Apropos that an 'ette has that hash.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (vTi1t)

229 221
Time for another go with the shovel.


I'm not an Eskimo, but I play one ine my driveway.


Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2013 11:06 PM (z9HTb)

fluffy, I feel for ya

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (BBWjt)

230 The lovely and temperate south.
Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 11:03 PM


The fucking psychotics that I'm embedded with are all giddy 'cause tomorrow it's gonna be 28°, which to my way of thinking is roughly a third of a minimum temperature.

(when there's a break in the action, I have a quick computer tech bleg. thx)

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (JMmQ9)

231 Demon Hunter - This I Know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC0zPfBi5xk

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (LUnTP)

232 If I just saw this correctly, TWC is saying Boston is going to get 40 inches?

New record. Good work Cantore!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 11:08 PM (wR+pz)

233 Okay, this is definitely weird

http://is.gd/82AkAP

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 11:08 PM (8sCoq)

234 As if you could miss the white shit piling up on your driveway that you have to shovel

Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (mCvL4)


It's the contimued pussification of America.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 11:08 PM (l86i3)

235 Angell and Waterman are hazardous under the best conditions... Especially trying to fight through the dumb pedestrians on Thayer and near Brown

I'm not going anywhere at least until the Mt Dew runs out!

Posted by: Truman North, housebound by executive fiat at February 08, 2013 11:08 PM (189dg)

236 Boston is going to get 40 inches?

Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at February 08, 2013 11:08 PM (BBWjt)

237 225

I know, I know-- I'm actually glad to have them keep me company on a winter's night, stormy or not.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 08, 2013 11:08 PM (9LuRr)

238 Was Al Gore in Boston today?

Posted by: CDR M at February 08, 2013 11:09 PM (dKV5k)

239 Ugh. But for now, I'm going to bed. Good night my retards in the box!

Posted by: Truman North, housebound by executive fiat at February 08, 2013 11:09 PM (189dg)

240 Captain Backfire, you still here?

Shoot me an e-mail steck_porp at the yahoo dot com

Let's talk webpage OK?

(Or at least snowstorms and booze.)

Posted by: Steck at February 08, 2013 11:10 PM (RL7U1)

241 225
Basement Cat, happiness is a warm kitteh!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM

Soft kitteh, warm kitteh, little ball of fur

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at February 08, 2013 11:10 PM (mCvL4)

242 TWC said they named them to "raise awareness" of the storms

As if you could miss the white shit piling up on your driveway that you have to shovel



Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (mCvL4)

In the name of equality they should start using ethnic names. I propose the next storm name be LaQuisha

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 08, 2013 11:10 PM (NzBQO)

243 here is an obligatory kitteh pic for ya

Thanks, chemjeff!

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 08, 2013 11:10 PM (9LuRr)

244 Carol T,

Oh and on Kasich....sorry...yeah technically he's still my governor I need to go buy an acre in Texas so my wife can make a Declaration of intent and we can switch our state residency for tax and political purposes....

Kasich is a nice enough fella and better by far than Voinovich and DeWine since DeWine got poisoned by the Cleveland gang...

Kasich is a lot more moderate than his rhetoric but Ohio has at least 3 and maybe 5 different GOP flavors. Kasich is falling prey to the Cleveland gang curse. Cleveland GOPers are about 70% as corrupt as Cleveland donks on graft and misuse of power.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:11 PM (LRFds)

245 Demon Hunter - Means To An End

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaKdoerRsSc

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:11 PM (LUnTP)

246 okay, a recommendation request for the male morons here

yohimbe - thoughts?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (BBWjt)

247 236
Boston is going to get 40 inches?

Oh my!


Posted by: George Takei at February 08, 2013 11:08 PM

The Kennedys must be really jonesin' for a coke fix about now

Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (mCvL4)

248 240
I love God and God loves me


Posted by: likerd at February 08, 2013 11:10 PM (IZCPg)
and everybody else thinks you're an asshole . . . sorry, guys, he tee'd it up.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (kpCLl)

249 chemjeff, I like shoveling snow. After about 90 minutes, though, the entertainment value is pretty well used up.


Tomorrow will be wicked entertaining : -)

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (z9HTb)

250 TWC is a bunch of emo AGW worshipping wimps...

Dear God what pansies they want us to become...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (LRFds)

251 !mentioned it earlier, nice update on the site jones

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (vTi1t)

252 sven, come to Missouri, it could use the reddening

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (BBWjt)

253 It's Sweden, they have blood int heir alcohol.

Danish friend I made in the '90s used to slag on Sweden like we Ohioans slag on Kentucky.
************

Finns are even worse. A ferry running from Finland to Estonia has duty-free booze, which the taxed-shitless Finns cannot resist.

Posted by: Walter Gropius at February 08, 2013 11:00 PM (o6qwg)


Reminds me of the webcomic "Scandinavia and the World"

http://satwcomic.com/proud-finland

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (Vk2pI)

254 (when there's a break in the action, I have a quick computer tech bleg. thx)

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:07 PM (JMmQ9)



AltonJackson, what's your computer tech bleg?

Posted by: Steck at February 08, 2013 11:13 PM (RL7U1)

255 Okay, so it is winter. And, like, it snows in the winter. Sometimes the snow blows around in the wind. This is not news. It is winter.


Honestly, the east coast is the land of the pussies. I would understand if the blizzard were striking South Padre Island or something, but this is just winter. Stock up the icebox and settle in already.

Posted by: tcn at February 08, 2013 11:13 PM (VLG62)

256 223 Not shocked about Kate getting her second straight cover. Wish she was wearing less, but gives my imagination a chance to do some work.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 08, 2013 11:06 PM (NzBQO)




Here, this is supposed to be the Upton, bare assed.


http://tinyurl.com/arbtj83

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 11:13 PM (GEICT)

257 fluffy, I hope the snowplow plows your street first

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:13 PM (BBWjt)

258 Oops. I was at work posting away on AOS this afternoon, when suddenly the company block on certain sites kicked in. So after 5 years they finally caught on. Hopefully my future posts won't be happening while I'm on "funemployment".

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 11:14 PM (9weZ/)

259 Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (BBWjt)

Doesn't make me smile as big.

Posted by: The Extenz Guy at February 08, 2013 11:14 PM (LUnTP)

260 (when there's a break in the action, I have a quick computer tech bleg. thx)

Just turn it off and on again and see what happens

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:14 PM (BBWjt)

261 Sorry guys. I might've been a bit off with my spring prediction in the NE.

Posted by: The Groundhog at February 08, 2013 11:14 PM (dKV5k)

262 Demon Hunter - We Don't Care

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdsCIu2zmo

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:14 PM (LUnTP)

263 238 Was Al Gore in Boston today?

Posted by: CDR M at February 08, 2013 11:09 PM (dKV5k)




I was joking with @DCPundit on twitter about that earlier.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 11:15 PM (GEICT)

264 Hey Roberto, kinda like Demon Hunter, thanx

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:15 PM (BBWjt)

265 fluffy, I hope the snowplow plows your street first
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:13 PM (BBWjt)

The only thing that used to piss me off in WI was when I would finish my driveway and watch the plow truck push an icy 2ft berm accross the end of it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 11:15 PM (l86i3)

266 yohimbe - thoughts?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (BBWjt)

Read up on it. Works, gives you a head ache and raises your blood pressure. Just buy some real shit, Viagra, levetra or Clias.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 11:15 PM (wR+pz)

267 heh - my internet radio is playing blues, and my laptop is playing Robert's Demon Hunter

a fairly stark contrast, heh

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:16 PM (BBWjt)

268 246
okay, a recommendation request for the male morons here

yohimbe - thoughts?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (BBWjt)


Crap, chemjeff -- you're the go-to chemist around here. How the fuck are we supposed to know?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:16 PM (kaalw)

269 252 ChemJeff,

If Barry doesn't cause my wife to lose her drive to her pension we may....

our next stay in South carolina is a two year billet which leaves most likely one more tour after that for her.

Like I said I know what I want but it is up to God, fate, and the DoD...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:16 PM (LRFds)

270 >!mentioned it earlier, nice update on the site jones

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (vTi1t)

you talkin to me?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 11:16 PM (8sCoq)

271 Yeah, the Demon Hunter is better than I was expecting so I thought I should share it with my beloved horde.

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:16 PM (LUnTP)

272 The only thing that used to piss me off in WI was
when I would finish my driveway and watch the plow truck push an icy 2ft
berm accross the end of it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 08, 2013 11:15 PM (l86i3)

Yeah, that would be yesterday here. We haven't had a day without snow for a week. Then when they get that berm up nice and high, it freezes down below zero and getting it out of there is like breaking into Ft. Knox.
But we do it. It's just winter.

Posted by: tcn at February 08, 2013 11:16 PM (VLG62)

273 This pretty much explains Germany...

http://tinyurl.com/c4x3684

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 11:16 PM (Vk2pI)

274 258 Tilikium,

say you were defending Obama....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:17 PM (LRFds)

275 cthulhu, I'm more of a traditional chemist, not into the medical/biochemical aspect of it

plus, it's herbal

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:17 PM (BBWjt)

276 Its a pretty good bet that if you are due east of any (or all) of the great lakes you will be hammered a couple times a year.

Posted by: Whatev at February 08, 2013 11:17 PM (A7Wh1)

277 OMFG! Bill Maher explains where he really stands to Julian Assange: (quote) "I'm on your side." Watch that POS, you morons!

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 08, 2013 11:17 PM (camKy)

278 well sven you're always welcome in the chemjeff pad for a night or two, I'll even share my Miller Lite with ya

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:18 PM (BBWjt)

279 277 likerd,

I don't I hate them....I hate them so much I want a free market so they are not poor anymore and can go as far as drive and ability, and fate take them....

Barry likes domesticated poor that stay int he cage.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:18 PM (LRFds)

280 277
i love the poor


Posted by: likerd at February 08, 2013 11:17 PM (IZCPg)

yeah, well, we think you're a fuckin' asshole. give it a rest, eh?

Posted by: the poor at February 08, 2013 11:18 PM (kpCLl)

281 Demon Hunter - Resistance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74gBaUehktI

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:18 PM (LUnTP)

282 Hey chemjeff, got a road trip for you and your lady.
True North got talked out of retirement, again, to do a big $ fundraiser for the heart association.
They decided since they're doing all the practicing to get ready they may as well play one for the folks in Topeka.
Much better place to see em than the night we met.
Be the 22nd of this month. Let me know if you're interested and I'll send ya the details.

Posted by: teej at February 08, 2013 11:19 PM (4IyOI)

283 Wow, it is really coming down in Times Square now.


http://tinyurl.com/4ov8

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 11:19 PM (wR+pz)

284 Hey tcn how is it going, are you back in WI or are you in Alaska now

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:19 PM (BBWjt)

285 *You morons with HBO*

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 08, 2013 11:19 PM (camKy)

286 Yo, quit feeding the troll.

Posted by: CDR M at February 08, 2013 11:19 PM (dKV5k)

287 278 ChemJeff,

Thanks....I don't drink so maybe we'll get a barrel of peanuts and reminisce about harry caray et al

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:19 PM (LRFds)

288 286 CDR M,

sorry pa....

hope you're holding up well M

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:20 PM (LRFds)

289 266
yohimbe - thoughts?




Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (BBWjt)

Read up on it. Works, gives you a head ache and raises your blood pressure. Just buy some real shit, Viagra, levetra or Clias.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 11:15 PM (wR+pz)


Wait a second -- is this an insatiable Transyvanian thing, or are you planning on bangin' every female in Fapplebee's?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:20 PM (kaalw)

290 hey teej that does sound fun. I will bring it up with her.
go ahead and send me the info, chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:20 PM (BBWjt)

291 Doing fine sven. Exercise is almost over.

Posted by: CDR M at February 08, 2013 11:20 PM (dKV5k)

292 And speaking of the great lakes, just throwing this out there. The great lakes are losing water. Have been since they were created. So when the libtard finds out that they are running out of water, it isn't because of cars.

Posted by: Whatev at February 08, 2013 11:21 PM (A7Wh1)

293 Yea Jones. Beer googles are workin. Nice job. Gotta love the upgrads/

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2013 11:21 PM (vTi1t)

294
Years ago, the company I worked for made yohimbine tablets.

We used to handle the tablets and powder them to do assays, etc.
The stuff gave me the sweats and raised my blood pressure. Some guys swear by it. It could make you really sick if you have a bad reaction. Made me sick just handling it (got into my blood stream through the skin).


So use it at your own risk. It is not a sure thing.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 08, 2013 11:21 PM (Md8Uo)

295 277 Ray Sist,

I think this next week is where the left is going to come out of the closet and openly embrace overt law breakers from stage left as "okay at heart they hate evil so let's applaud 'em"

which is one step closer to "what happens next"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:21 PM (LRFds)

296 is this an insatiable Transyvanian thing, or are you planning on bangin' every female in Fapplebee's?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:20 PM (kaalw)

Might be both?

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:21 PM (LUnTP)

297 CDR M thanx for the ONT, you are da man

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:21 PM (BBWjt)

298 Demon Hunter - Dead Flowers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVD-wFuev8

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:23 PM (LUnTP)

299 well, cthulhu, this is a "Mr. Happy isn't very cooperative" type of thing

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:23 PM (BBWjt)

300 Only humans can be murdered. Nothing else can. Period.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 08, 2013 11:24 PM (UzocF)

301 Lawsy, maybe I'll just go straight to bed?

I'll just drop these last two and I'm out.

Demon Hunter - What Is Left

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFQHrDkK6oQ

I Am A Stone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_zeZVBvGWU

Good night, Jefe!

Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at February 08, 2013 11:25 PM (LUnTP)

302 To good not to post

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/resized_393cf23.jpg

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2013 11:25 PM (AUeaU)

303
Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2013 11:25 PM (AUeaU)

clearly we need axe control

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:26 PM (BBWjt)

304 300 Inspector Asshole,

well syntax....and pronunciation, enunciation, and elocution.....

hell I've seen all of the above murdered....sometimes by the same fella.....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:26 PM (LRFds)

305 good night Roberto
if you ever visit Missouri, stop by, I'll show you the town
(it will take about 10 minutes )

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:26 PM (BBWjt)

306 OK Yankee morons, be safe and good luck. AMF. Adios MFers

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 08, 2013 11:26 PM (wR+pz)

307 clearly we need axe ass control

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:26 PM (BBWjt)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 11:26 PM (GEICT)

308 good night Billy Bob, thanx for the recommendation

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:27 PM (BBWjt)

309 I haven't followed the whole conversation, but a small prescription of viagra has gotten me over a couple slumps. Once the batter has gotten in a few practice swings he can usually hit a home run without chemical assistance.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 08, 2013 11:27 PM (+wxCD)

310 There are some fine, fine Americans that just happened to be born elsewhere.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:05 PM (kaalw)


Good evening my fave of the Water Beings.
Sorry about the delay. I had to step away and deal with teenagers. Dammit. Worse than teh dog!

Hope you are well, and "wet"?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 11:27 PM (mkb9H)

311 Will do my friend. It'll be tomorrow as my phone battery indicator is turning that nasty, plug me in color.

Be careful and don't let this happen to ya gang;

I was headed home, H-O-M-E
When the local law enforcement
Sprung a trap on me
The sheriff said son,, step out of that truck
And the arrest went down fairly quickly
When I threw up

Posted by: teej at February 08, 2013 11:28 PM (aqj6v)

312 Deal with teenagers? Rather take a beating. Or give a beating. And I HAVE teenagers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:28 PM (4Mv1T)

313 When I threw up

was the arresting officer Helen Thomas in drag?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:29 PM (BBWjt)

314 I'm out rons, watched a stupid movie that is putting me to sleep, or maybe its the beer.

Don't trash the place.

Hide the hobo remnants.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2013 11:31 PM (vTi1t)

315 good night Infidel

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:32 PM (BBWjt)

316 Yeah I need to go into drooling mode....

y'all be safe, be well, and have fun

nite-o

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 11:32 PM (LRFds)

317 TR-

Earlier, you were "supposed" to reply: "Mayonnaise is rare in Idaho". LOL

Yeah, 2 teenage boys, and Friday night, and curfew, overstepped...Urrgghhh!!!!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 11:32 PM (mkb9H)

318 Night Infidel.



Hey! I have a t shirt with your name on it!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 11:32 PM (GEICT)

319 258 Tilikium,

say you were defending Obama....


Posted by: sven10077

***

That is diabolical. A+. Too bad they can see everything I post.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 11:33 PM (9weZ/)

320 thx, steck. It goes like this:

I'm driving a HP Pavilion dv6. To hit the F-keys, I have to hit the appropriately named "fn" key. For example, to re-fresh the ONOT, i have to hit fn then f5. Not a problem, I can do it in my sleep (and often do).

The problem is, when I'm working in Excel, having to hit the fn key really harshes my mellow.

I'm sure there's a way to "toggle" this "feature" on and off, but I just can't find it.

Your thoughts? thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:33 PM (JMmQ9)

321 Okay, time for the rest of Central, Mountain, and West Coast timezone Morons to wake up. This half gallon of scotch ain't gonna drink itself.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:34 PM (4Mv1T)

322 So, there's always March Madness....until Football.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 08, 2013 11:34 PM (BVkEs)

323 We all commit 3 felonies every day.

Do you want me to tell?
Posted by: likerd ***Hey, that turkey was asking for it...going gobble, gobble all sexy like...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 11:34 PM (9weZ/)

324 299
well, cthulhu, this is a "Mr. Happy isn't very cooperative" type of thing


Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:23 PM (BBWjt)


OK, not kidding here....hie thee hence to your doc, and get an overall checkup first. There are a number of *serious* medical conditions that have weird and seemingly explicable symptoms ["I smell garlic when I stand up too fast"] -- and, BTW, Mr. Happy isn't happy. Quite a few of them react BADLY to things that Mr. Happy might appreciate. As in, "keel over dead at inopportune times", badly.

So, before you yohimbe or limbo or watusi or whatever, get checked out to insure that you're not giving away the one obvious indicator that can save your sorry behind from whatever odd syndrome might be threatening you.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:35 PM (kaalw)

325 Nite chem, sven and

Hey! I have a t shirt with your name on it!

Me too. The security guys in the LAV airport liked it too.
Nite B.

Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2013 11:35 PM (vTi1t)

326 Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if we all commit 3 felonies a day.

There are so many fucking laws in this country, we are all criminals.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:35 PM (BBWjt)

327 Just read this about Beyonce's show NOT f'ing up the SuperBowl:

The manufacturer of the relay, Chicago-based S&C Electric Co., released a statement saying that "...the blackout occurred because system operators had put the relay's so-called 'trip setting' too low to allow the device to handle the incoming electric load."

Duh! Whoops?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 11:36 PM (mkb9H)

328 Right on, Sven. IDK about this week, but I think everybody should watch The Americans on FX. Only 2 episodes so far, and a wealth of knowledge on politics and fighting.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 08, 2013 11:36 PM (camKy)

329 Capt. Backfire- I know that I know, and that you know, that i know, what THE brand of the mayo is supposed to be, but I have clearly failed the rest of the test. What is this talk of mayo in Idaho?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:36 PM (4Mv1T)

330 Speaking of Sweden and Denmark: How to piss of Northern Europeans:

http://tinyurl.com/7pv62zh

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 11:37 PM (Vk2pI)

331 cthulhu, I've already been to a GP and to a urologist. according to them there's nothing wrong with me.

so, I don't know.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:37 PM (BBWjt)

332 Here ya Infidel, christmas present from the wife...


http://t.co/tUCwKneE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 11:37 PM (GEICT)

333 310
There are some fine, fine Americans that just happened to be born elsewhere.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:05 PM (kaalw)



Good evening my fave of the Water Beings.

Sorry about the delay. I had to step away and deal with teenagers. Dammit. Worse than teh dog!



Hope you are well, and "wet"?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 11:27 PM (mkb9H)


Well enough. Hoping for some nice weather over the weekend, so the BH and I can do a hike.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:38 PM (kaalw)

334 I'm sure there's a way to "toggle" this "feature" on and off, but I just can't find it.

Your thoughts? thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:33 PM (JMmQ9)


Yowza! First question, regular F5 doesn't refresh the ONT? What's the "double duty" that the F5 key does on that keyboard?

Posted by: Steck at February 08, 2013 11:39 PM (RL7U1)

335 chemjeff: where are you, geographicaly, in MO (I understand if OPSEC rules apply)?

I have a passing familiarity with Colombia / Jeff City and St.Louis

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:41 PM (JMmQ9)

336 AltonJackson, not endorsing this in any way, but this is what came up after a quick Bing search

http://www.remapkey.com/how-to-define-keyboard-shortcuts.html

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:41 PM (BBWjt)

337 TBK3K. BAM.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:41 PM (4Mv1T)

338 AltonJackson, I am in the St. Joseph area

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:41 PM (BBWjt)

339 "255 Okay, so it is winter. And, like, it snows in the winter. Sometimes the snow blows around in the wind. This is not news. It is winter."

This over-reaction to normal winter weather, thunderstorms, and so on, is being pushed by local tv stations. They carry on like the end of the world is coming.

Anyway we got a bunch of snow. I came back to my own house after being at my dad's for a couple days. The guy I hired to plow never came. Plus the end of the driveway has a buttload of that heavy crap dumped on it from the snowplows.

I put the jeep into 4 wheel drive low. That sucker went through my driveway like it was nothing. In seven years, I've never had an amount of snow in my driveway that it wouldn't go through. I love the jeep, it's going to be tough when I have to get my next car, because I don't want to buy from a company that took gubmint money.

Oh, and anti-SUV environmentalists can eat me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2013 11:42 PM (9H+iJ)

340 That would be TBH3k. Damn drunken appendages.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:42 PM (4Mv1T)

341 321 Okay, time for the rest of Central, Mountain, and West Coast timezone Morons to wake up. This half gallon of scotch ain't gonna drink itself.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:34 PM (4Mv1T)

Hey, west coast here. Drinking beer

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 08, 2013 11:42 PM (EAAfY)

342 HI LOU
this is for you

http://tinyurl.com/bhbe4vj

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:43 PM (BBWjt)

343 AltonJackson, I don't think you want to be in the bios messing with things, chemjeff's idea is very interesting.

Posted by: Steck at February 08, 2013 11:43 PM (RL7U1)

344 East coast still hanging strong, but not for sure how much longer. Meds and alcohol draggin me down....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 11:43 PM (GEICT)

345 There are so many fucking laws in this country, we are all criminals.
Posted by: chemjeff


As much as capitalism and conservative thought might be the least difficult path for most rational beings, banning everything and letting a god king sort it out may be the shortcut for the bulk of humanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 11:44 PM (NTBjC)

346 Scotch? I don't go for that high fallutin' stuff. Killed of a long neck of Four Loko and now working on a long neck Mickey's. I is classy!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 08, 2013 11:45 PM (9weZ/)

347 Hi chemjeff, could'nt open it, sorry, my computer is like Fred flintstone driving a car with his feet

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 08, 2013 11:45 PM (EAAfY)

348 Welcome to Kitty City:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw

Posted by: Psychedelicat at February 08, 2013 11:45 PM (Vk2pI)

349 BCochran, time to ramp up the booze then to offset the effects of the meds

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:45 PM (BBWjt)

350 lou, well, it's a pic of a kitteh drinking beer

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:46 PM (BBWjt)

351 Steck: that's the damnedest thing about it. All the other f-keys do something else (screen bright or not , volume up or down, etc).

F5 stands alone. Yet I have to hit the appropriately named fn key first to refresh.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:46 PM (JMmQ9)

352 TB- Sorry. Still dealing with the curfew thing. Inches and Miles! URRRGGGHH!!!

329 Capt. Backfire- I know that I know, and that you know, that i know, what THE brand of the mayo is supposed to be, but I have clearly failed the rest of the test. What is this talk of mayo in Idaho?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:36 PM (4Mv1T)


From the "infamous"? Mayo thread. For the NC Moron's to "self-identify":

just say "code word is mayonnaise, repeat, code word is mayonnaise"... and the sound back is "mayonnaise is rare in Idaho"
should have no issues with recognition then
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:15 PM (jfSqj)


But I'm really not sure why Jake gets that authority. From Idaho. On mayo? ;-)

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 08, 2013 11:46 PM (mkb9H)

353 okay, not really drinking beer, but holding a beer mug while beer is being poured

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:46 PM (BBWjt)

354
Ahhhh. The storm of '78. i was in jr. high. My ma's girlfriend pulled stakes and was moving to Nashville. We loaded a pull-behind U-haul the very morning the snow started. There was already plenty snow on the ground in Plymouth, Indiana. Wehad skiddedoff the road before 30 miles and somehow managed to extricate ourselves. Kokomo is 60 miles from Plymouth: It took us 4 hours to get there and a hotel room where we stayed two nights.
On the third morning we jettisoned the U-haul and headed south. 465 East around Indy was a freaking glacier. Snow was packed 5- inches deep into glazed ice. Travel was at 5-10 mph. We found another vacancy and stayed two more nights. On the fifth morning roads were passable as the temps had raised enough where salt could work on the roads. Tennessee bound!
My older brother followed a few days later and picked up the U-haul in Kokomo. The wheels were frozen into the pavement. He used a jack to lift the trailer up and free. I was so glad to see him and our crazy cousin greet me in Nashville!
Back home in Indiana I remember digging a snow maze in the yard. We had four feet of snow.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 08, 2013 11:47 PM (+iUsQ)

355 331
cthulhu, I've already been to a GP and to a urologist. according to them there's nothing wrong with me.

so, I don't know.


Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:37 PM (BBWjt)


Whew! OK, back to giving you shit, then.....have you tried wearing a dress? For some people, that's all it takes.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:47 PM (kaalw)

356 so if I give a countersign of "Miracle Whip", will I be ejected into the moat containing sharks with lasers?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:47 PM (BBWjt)

357 >>>time to ramp up the booze

Did someone say DRINK? Okay! DRINK! ...and be merry, for tomorrow we fry, wait, we cry, no we die. Oh, fuck it. Was all ready for an ONT of DOOM.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:48 PM (4Mv1T)

358 oh cthulhu, I knew I could count on you

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:48 PM (BBWjt)

359 I'm sure there's a way to "toggle" this "feature" on and off, but I just can't find it.

Your thoughts? thx
Posted by: AltonJackson a


I'd search for "Firefox + custom keys + edit" Set a new refresh combo to something like Crtl + \. Or something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 11:48 PM (NTBjC)

360 F5 stands alone. Yet I have to hit the appropriately named fn key first to refresh.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:46 PM (JMmQ9)


That's pretty whack, almost as if the fn key was pre-pressed and you're hitting it a second time to turn it off.

Does it act that way after a cold boot, going straight to the ONT ?

Posted by: Steck at February 08, 2013 11:49 PM (RL7U1)

361 349 BCochran, time to ramp up the booze then to offset the effects of the meds

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:45 PM (BBWjt)




Naw, they feed off each other. No need to ruin a perfectly good marriage by getting totally fucked and firing off pics of the shillelagh to people. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 11:50 PM (GEICT)

362 We got 6 inches of wet snow yesterday. Tomorrow I'm taking my 10 and 12 yo girls up to Wisconsin for some skiing. I'm getting psyched! Wife is staying home with the 3yo.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2013 11:51 PM (4lyMJ)

363 348
Welcome to Kitty City:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw

Posted by: Psychedelicat at February 08, 2013 11:45 PM (Vk2pI)

there's a guy who's dropped too much acid

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)

364
The Kennedys must be really jonesin' for a coke fix about now



Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2013 11:12 PM (mCvL4)

I thought the Kennedy's drug of choice was percocet?

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 08, 2013 11:51 PM (Zd/NW)

365 AND, IIRC. Our dear friend Jake, and he IS our dear friend, was the foist to say, and I paraphraase, "What is this mayo of which you speak? Is this some sort of regional thing?"

To which we replied, "Soitinaly!"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:52 PM (4Mv1T)

366 F5 stands alone. Yet I have to hit the appropriately named fn key first to refresh.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:46 PM (JMmQ9)


Other thoughts - what's your O/S ? Does it act this way for all web browsers?

Posted by: Steck at February 08, 2013 11:52 PM (RL7U1)

367 While scores of law enforcement officers continued to search Friday for a fugitive ex-cop suspected of killing three people, San Bernardino County Sheriff John McMahon said he is worried about armed Big Bear residents -- whom he calls "hearty" --- taking the law into their own hands./i]

Hearty? Hatey? Me thinks we have found the Sheriff of Nothingham.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2013 11:52 PM (NTBjC)

368 i love licking their asses

Thanks!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 08, 2013 11:53 PM (BBWjt)

369 Lauren, are you local here in Germantown MD?

Posted by: DaveA at February 08, 2013 11:53 PM (4S7zZ)

370 in re: the "challenge / pass" debate:

I thought we had agreed that the challenge would be "Ewok" and the pass would be "pudding"

Consistancy, people. That's all I can remember...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:53 PM (JMmQ9)

371 Chris M, that is awesome
hope you get some quality skiing time in with the kiddos
that is great

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:53 PM (BBWjt)

372 "354
Ahhhh. The storm of '78. "

We had 10-12 foot drifts in Michigan. Cars were buried. Even the snowplows couldn't go through some areas. They used road graters or something. I think they were from the army corps of engineers. We couldn't go to work for a week and a half. It was great.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2013 11:54 PM (9H+iJ)

373 A new children's book is getting kids to chant "union power":

http://tinyurl.com/a82p4m4

Of note, is the prominent use of a black cat, which is the symbol of the anarchy-syndacalist Industrial Workers of the World (AKA, the "Wobblies"):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_Workers_of_the_World

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 11:55 PM (Vk2pI)

374 No need to ruin a perfectly good marriage by getting totally fucked and firing off pics of the shillelagh to people. Lol.

Dude. There's no comparison here.

Posted by: Shillelagh at February 08, 2013 11:55 PM (BBWjt)

375 I would really want to see a national Moron Meetup, too
too bad that plans fell through.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:56 PM (BBWjt)

376 can you imagine the quantity of alcohol that would be consumed at a National Moron Meetup?
it would be epic

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:57 PM (BBWjt)

377 Welcome to Kitty City:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw

Posted by: Psychedelicat at February 08, 2013 11:45 PM (Vk2pI)
there's a guy who's dropped too much acid

Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)


Also from him: Giant teddy bears

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8

Don't forget "Cows, cows, and cows"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

Posted by: Psychedelicat at February 08, 2013 11:57 PM (Vk2pI)

378 thx, horde

I'm driving Win 7 on a Hp Pavilion dv6

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2013 11:57 PM (JMmQ9)

379 ...it would be epic

Morons GONE WILD.

In a video store near you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:59 PM (4Mv1T)

380 Unexpected !!!
Posted by: MSM at February 08, 2013 11:04 PM (mCvL4)

No, no, no! It is Unexpectedly! That is exactly how they word it.

I would add to things people are sick of:
Geraldo Rivera, and Juan Williams! Why are those libs on Fox News? They crop up on every other show.

Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 11:59 PM (z4WKX)

381 358
oh cthulhu, I knew I could count on you


Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2013 11:48 PM (BBWjt)


Y'know, just looking at that, I'd think that people unfamiliar with the blog would surely wonder....

I wouldn't have hit it quite so hard if you hadn't worried me so much. But there is a certain point to be made -- the most significant sex organ for humans isn't down in the plumbing, it's between your ears. Mr. Happy doesn't run himself.

Perhaps some mental "setting-up exercises" would help? People react to all sorts of things.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 11:59 PM (kaalw)

382 so if I give a countersign of "Miracle Whip", will I be ejected into the moat containing sharks with lasers?
Posted by: chemjeff ***Actually you would be launched into the pit of nymphomaniac Helen Thomas clones for responding that way.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:00 AM (9weZ/)

383 ...it would be epic

Morons GONE WILD.

In a video store near you.
Posted by: Tobacco Road ***The great Moron Horde riots.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:01 AM (9weZ/)

384 I'm driving Win 7 on a Hp Pavilion dv6
Posted by: AltonJackson


what browser?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 12:01 AM (NTBjC)

385 Ban Hammer of DOOM. BAM. Again.

Love catching glimpses of disappearing assholes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:01 AM (4Mv1T)

386 waaaaaaaaaay too much acid

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:01 AM (BBWjt)

387 382
Miracle Whip and pickle relish are my best friends.

Posted by: Tuna at February 09, 2013 12:01 AM (M/TDA)

388 can you imagine the quantity of alcohol that would be consumed at a National Moron Meetup?it would be epic


Never been to a biker party?

Posted by: *** at February 09, 2013 12:01 AM (vTi1t)

389 Did someone say DRINK? Okay! DRINK! ...and be merry, for tomorrow we fry, wait, we cry, no we die. Oh, fuck it. Was all ready for an ONT of DOOM.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:48 PM (4Mv1T)


When I first "arrived" this eve, on the previous thread, I was pretty "doomy" and beat. Then I started posting, and drinking, and everything was good. To a point. Then my boys tried to justify there complete abdication of the rules.

SHITMOTHERFUCKERDAMN!

Ruined. Ruined. My buzzy good-feel. DAMMIT!

I think that has been dealt -- for the night.

Can't a brother even have Friday evening's ONT, without a fight?

Ce la vie....Such is life.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:02 AM (mkb9H)

390 252 sven, come to Missouri, it could use the reddening

I though Missouri was red or leaned red? It's better than MA, deep, dark blue, so blue it's almost black! I am stating a fact, and am not a racist.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 12:02 AM (z4WKX)

391 can you imagine the quantity of alcohol that would be consumed at a National Moron Meetup?

I can imagine Ace double-booking his room.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:02 AM (uS6IX)

392 I missed the troll, who was it, and what was it bitching about

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:02 AM (EAAfY)

393 ***The great Moron Horde riots.

Only if they run out of adult beverages.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:03 AM (4Mv1T)

394 Morons GONE WILD.

In a video store near you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 08, 2013 11:59 PM (4Mv1T)




All picture taking/video recording devices must be BANNED.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:03 AM (GEICT)

395 Blizzard of '78 (Jan 25-27) that hit the midwest was a different storm than the Blizzard of '78 (Feb 5-7)

IIRC they both hit Pitt, the prior generations of usual suspects were up in editorials that Chancellor Posvar was in ?Africa? not on hand to shovel the quad.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 12:03 AM (4S7zZ)

396 >>can you imagine the quantity of alcohol that would be consumed at a National Moron Meetup?it would be epic

>Never been to a biker party?
Posted by: ***


I've been to a biker bar closed down by the Feds. Best kind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 12:03 AM (NTBjC)

397 Happy Friday night to you ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:03 AM (TvO05)

398 cthulhu, well, maybe I will try the yohimbe and some more foreplay stuff

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:03 AM (BBWjt)

399 I can imagine Ace double-booking his room.


Posted by: Waterhouse


THREAD WINNER!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:03 AM (4Mv1T)

400 HI ADRIANE

Robert already left so I guess it's up to me to nab you

*nabs Adriane*

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:04 AM (BBWjt)

401 I missed the troll, who was it, and what was it bitching about

It's just raykon being a pathetic friendless dipshit as always.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:04 AM (uS6IX)

402 It's not browser-dependent. If I'm off-line, working in Excel, I still have to hit the appropriately named fn key before I hit f2 or f4.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2013 12:05 AM (JMmQ9)

403 SuperMayor Cory Booker is at it again. Just tweeted out that he helped push a car that was stuck in ice...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:05 AM (GEICT)

404 I though Missouri was red or leaned red? It's better than MA, deep,
dark blue, so blue it's almost black! I am stating a fact, and am not a
racist.


well, Missouri is red for presidential elections, yes.

and, it is red for the legislature. the R legislature here has a 2/3rds majority. which on the surface looks good.

But, there are a lot of R legislators from "swing" districts and we have a D governor. so what will end up happening, is, nothing.

plus, all of the state-wide offices are D, except for Lt. Gov., and to be honest, he is kind of a dick.

so, the D's are developing a pretty solid bench.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:06 AM (BBWjt)

405 Trolls taste like shit.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:07 AM (9weZ/)

406 The stress which broke the camel's back, the last straw, was not the biggest straw, nor the heaviest state, not significantly different than all the other straws.

It was just one. too. many.

Like a new tax on tea.

" Last year, the Obama Administration killed Project Constellation, NASA’s Human Spaceflight program to return American astronauts to the Moon. This year, the President has killed NASA’s ExoMars Robotic Spaceflight program aimed at dispatching two ambitious missions to Mars in 2016 and 2018 to search for signs of life."
-Universe Today http://bit.ly/14IIxO7
w/o Stella Paul on American Thinker http://bit.ly/ Y0nmRs
w/o Mrs Mindful

I hadn't known that.

What's your breaking point?

Evenin', all.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 09, 2013 12:07 AM (yFFC0)

407 Just so I understand this Vermont Teddy Bear commercial correctly. Are they saying if I buy someone a teddy bear worth half the shipping cost, they will pay me back in sex?

Posted by: Whatev at February 09, 2013 12:07 AM (A7Wh1)

408 Just tweeted out that he helped push a car that was stuck in ice...

Did he get his fingers a little bit frozen from all of that pushing? Or was it from the tweeting?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:07 AM (BBWjt)

409
>>>I missed the troll, who was it, and what was it bitching about

Posted by: lou's a girl


He got disappeared so fast I didn't catch its name, but it was mostly spammy, nonsensical stuff. Like my late 1969 Datsun 2000 service manual translated from Japanese to English. By the Japanese. Which it was.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:08 AM (4Mv1T)

410 Actually you would be launched into the pit of nymphomaniac Helen Thomas clones for responding that way.

holy shit

okay, LARD it is

LARD and BACONZ

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:08 AM (BBWjt)

411 *Titrates* chemjeff ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:08 AM (TvO05)

412 no! don't titrate me! I might become... caustic! *ba-doom-ching*

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:09 AM (BBWjt)

413 The problem is, when I'm working in Excel, having to hit the fn key really harshes my mellow.

I'm sure there's a way to "toggle" this "feature" on and off, but I just can't find it.

Your thoughts? thx
Posted by: AltonJackson


Ok, I'm a dumbass. You're trying it in Excel. Different beast entirely.

Just a few thoughts...

You need to A ) check if the worksheet is protected, B ) reset your Excel settings, C ) Check out what template is grafted on your Office installation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 12:09 AM (NTBjC)

414 And by "late", I meant "dead".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:10 AM (4Mv1T)

415 398
cthulhu, well, maybe I will try the yohimbe and some more foreplay stuff


Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:03 AM (BBWjt)


Being of Irish extraction, I'm mostly familiar with Irish foreplay: "Brrrace, y'rself, Bridget!"

Could be worse, though -- used to work for a nice yiddische-kopf CPA firm in Encino, where I learned about Jewish-American Princess foreplay: four-and-a-half hours of begging.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 12:10 AM (kaalw)

416 Did he get his fingers a little bit frozen from all of that pushing? Or was it from the tweeting?
Posted by: chemjeff ***I just tweeted that I helped raise the Titanic. Doesn't mean I did.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:10 AM (9weZ/)

417 o! don't titrate me! I might become... caustic! *ba-doom-ching*

But if I cause you to become caustic what is the causality of a casual clause?

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:12 AM (TvO05)

418 Adriane, if by "casual" you mean "clothing optional", then the causality seems obvious

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:13 AM (BBWjt)

419 The problem is, when I'm working in Excel, having to hit the fn key really harshes my mellow.

I'm sure there's a way to "toggle" this "feature" on and off, but I just can't find it.

Your thoughts? thx
Posted by: AltonJackson


AltonJackson, if you open up NotePad and hit F5 (without the fn key) what happens? What does it do if you hit fn-F5?

Posted by: Steck at February 09, 2013 12:13 AM (RL7U1)

420 o! don't titrate me! I might become... caustic! *ba-doom-ching*

But if I cause you to become caustic what is the causality of a casual clause?Posted by: Adriane ****You're killin' me Smalls.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:14 AM (9weZ/)

421 actually I heard on the radio today that there is a bacon festival this weekend up in Iowa
I figured that would have been a great place to hold a Moron Meetup, except for the fact that (a) it's February and (b) it's Iowa

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:15 AM (BBWjt)

422 Just tweeted out that he helped push a car that was stuck in ice...

Which tire was he placed under?

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2013 12:15 AM (FcR7P)

423 165
The Bizzard of 78. Wow, that takes me back. The Midwest was hit pretty
bad. Does anybody remember when weather was just weather and not a
reason for hysterical and 24 hr. news coverage?

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM

Anyone in Southern California during the winter months can tell you how the local newscasts hype up the weather

If a low pressure system is bringing a day or two of drizzle, the local news headlines with;

SUPER STORM ABOUT TO INUNDATE THE SOUTHLAND!! TUNE IN AT 11 !!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2013 12:16 AM (mCvL4)

424
Just tweeted out that he helped push a car that was stuck in ice...


so he was the guy who stood around and said "hey, maybe if you put it in neutral, that would help"

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:16 AM (BBWjt)

425 Bacon festival? I would club a baby seal with a poodle to attend.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:16 AM (9weZ/)

426 SuperMayor Cory Booker is at it again. Just tweeted out that he helped push a car that was stuck in ice...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:05 AM (GEICT)


It's stunts like this that makes him endearing to too many.

He must be politically crushed, or at least damaged.

He's like Obama without snobbishness.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 12:17 AM (Vk2pI)

427
i like licking stuff


Posted by: likerd at February 09, 2013 12:16 AM (IZCPg)

then do I have some chemicals for you to taste...

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:17 AM (BBWjt)

428 Posted by: nerdy girl
at February 08, 2013 11:42 PM (9H+iJ)

Nerdy girl, I wish I was like you.
Where do you live?

I am in MA but most of the reason I can't do things like that is that I have bad neck, which makes my hands hurt and weak and to top it off, four weeks ago I fractured my tailbone! I can hardly sit w/o being in pain.

The 24 hour news cycle ruined things. A snow storm is expected in the winter in MA and other states. They have made such a big deal out of this one it had better be worse than 1978. I doubt it will because I was 18 that year and remember it well. There was a big storm a week or so before and all the new snow fell on top of two plus weeks of ice underneath it. It was five or six inches deep of thick hard ice to start with

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 12:17 AM (z4WKX)

429 thx for the input, weft-cut. but independent of the software, I still have to hit the appropriately named fn key to access the f-keys

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2013 12:17 AM (JMmQ9)

430 The Ban Hammer of DOOM Select-Fire 3K has been set on FULL AUTO.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:18 AM (4Mv1T)

431 Tilikum, here ya go

http://www.blueribbonbaconfestival.com/about-2/

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:18 AM (BBWjt)

432 Adriane, if by "casual" you mean "clothing optional", then the causality seems obvious

More like a Hiya, Kris! instead of Merry Christmas, Santa kind of casual ... not that I believe in the Sanity Clause or anything ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:18 AM (TvO05)

433 What's your breaking point?...
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 09, 2013 12:07 AM (yFFC0)

THIS. I'm close. Not there. Yet. But close to my "breaking point'. Nothing crazy. But maddened! Just sayin'.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:19 AM (mkb9H)

434 If we have a national meet-up, its gotta be Vegas. Works for me

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:19 AM (EAAfY)

435
What news of Piers Morgan's Personal Serial Killer? Have members of the MSM still got his six?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 09, 2013 12:19 AM (Jcd0S)

436 434
If we have a national meet-up, its gotta be Vegas. Works for me

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:19 AM (EAAfY)

I'm definitely okay with that. I bet we could rent out a good chunk of one of the hotels there.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:20 AM (BBWjt)

437 434 If we have a national meet-up, its gotta be Vegas. Works for me

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:19 AM (EAAfY)



Turn the Horde loose in Vegas??????

My....God....Jim....what have we done?!?!???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:21 AM (GEICT)

438 Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:19 AM (EAAfY)I'm definitely okay with that. I bet we could rent out a good chunk of one of the hotels there.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:20 AM (BBWjt)

For sure, and if its during the week, aka monday thru thursday, rooms would be reasonable.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:22 AM (EAAfY)

439 425 Bacon festival? I would club a baby seal with a poodle to attend.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:16 AM (9weZ/)


"Tactical Bacon". Just because bacon.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:22 AM (mkb9H)

440
>>The Bizzard of 78<<

We had over 8 feet at the cabin in north central NY that year.
You could snowshoe straight off of the deck.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 12:22 AM (YEldU)

441 Welcome to Kitty City:

Yikes, Ima have to goto ER for a quart of Haldol.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 12:22 AM (4S7zZ)

442 Back in the winter of 80 ... i believe it was ... Saint Louie got 2 - 4 inches by about 6 pm ... well about 4 - 6 inches by 10 pm ... OK, so maybe 8 - 10 inches by midnight ... oh f!k! we have no idea how much it is going to snow! Was 18 inches by the time it stopped...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:22 AM (TvO05)

443 ...If we have a national meet-up, its gotta be Vegas

I'm thinkin' an RV park somewhere in Arkansas. Less publicity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (4Mv1T)

444
Thank you chemjeff.

Morons loose in Vegas as a group? Today a beautiful vacation spot. Tomorrow a wasteland.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (9weZ/)

445
Why isn't the MSM in a high moral lather about Assault Snowstorm Nemo?

'Specially since it's poised to go full auto on New England's ass ANY MOMENT NOW!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (Jcd0S)

446 Turn the Horde loose in Vegas??????

The hookers would go on strike.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (uS6IX)

447
Ace:

Where in the fuck is a link to Dr. Benjamin Carson's speech. What a brilliant brilliant example.

All the bullshit aside. This needs to be broadcasted everywhere.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (JoSAd)

448 430
The Ban Hammer of DOOM Select-Fire 3K has been set on FULL AUTO.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:18 AM (4Mv1T)

Heh.

Posted by: TB3K at February 09, 2013 12:24 AM (dKV5k)

449 Anyone comment on Dr. Benjam's speech yet? Was a good one:

http://tinyurl.com/awfk3qy

Posted by: oldGAnewNC at February 09, 2013 12:24 AM (fbsR/)

450 I'm thinkin' an RV park somewhere in Arkansas. Less publicity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road ***Somewhere than can contain a tactical nuke detonation...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:24 AM (9weZ/)

451 If we have a national meet-up, its gotta be Vegas. Works for me

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:19 AM (EAAfY)


Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 12:24 AM (Vk2pI)

452 Saw the article on the Dailymail about the professional cuddler who makes $260 a week, just cuddling with dudes.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 09, 2013 12:25 AM (NzBQO)

453 447 Ace:Where in the fuck is a link to Dr. Benjamin Carson's speech. What a brilliant brilliant example.All the bullshit aside. This needs to be broadcasted everywhere.
Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (JoSAd)
Check Daily Caller

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:25 AM (EAAfY)

454 Turn the Horde loose in Vegas??????

The hookers would go on strike.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (uS6IX)


The legal hookers are all over in Pahrump.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 12:25 AM (Vk2pI)

455 451 If we have a national meet-up, its gotta be Vegas. Works for me Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:19 AM (EAAfY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 12:24 AM (Vk2pI)

I knew you would like that idea!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:25 AM (EAAfY)

456 It'd be cool to rig up an actual EwokSignal with one of Vegas' searchlights.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:25 AM (uS6IX)

457 423
165

The Bizzard of 78. Wow, that takes me back. The Midwest was hit pretty

bad. Does anybody remember when weather was just weather and not a

reason for hysterical and 24 hr. news coverage?



Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 10:51 PM

Anyone in Southern California during the winter months can tell you how the local newscasts hype up the weather

If a low pressure system is bringing a day or two of drizzle, the local news headlines with;

SUPER STORM ABOUT TO INUNDATE THE SOUTHLAND!! TUNE IN AT 11 !!



Posted by: kbdabear at February 09, 2013 12:16 AM (mCvL4)


Yeah, but the even sadder thing is that the locals drove like the headlines predicted. I had a 40-minute commute that would regularly become three solid hours of hell whenever the roadway got wet.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 12:26 AM (kaalw)

458 An assault storm decends on the Northeast.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:26 AM (9weZ/)

459 @453 I just said that unless you're mocking me

Posted by: oldGAnewNC at February 09, 2013 12:27 AM (fbsR/)

460 It'd be cool to rig up an actual EwokSignal with one of Vegas' searchlights.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:25 AM (uS6IX)


Atop the Luxor hotel:

http://tinyurl.com/ao65mdr

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 12:27 AM (Vk2pI)

461 447 Ace:Where in the fuck is a link to Dr. Benjamin Carson's speech. What a brilliant brilliant example.All the bullshit aside. This needs to be broadcasted everywhere.
Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (JoSAd)




Allow me to be ace for a minute, if I may.


*cough cough*


You want a particular link put up in a timely fashion? Go get your own fuckin blog sparky. This one is mine and I'll post what I want, when I want. Don't like it?


Do. Your. Own. Damn. Thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:27 AM (GEICT)

462 Evenin all. Dulles fun show tomorrow. Many, many chances to exploit the gun show loophole.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 12:27 AM (sqp6o)

463 okay, going to bed.
gonna meet Velma in the morning
good night all
thanx for the advice
see ya all on the flipside

Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:27 AM (BBWjt)

464 likerd, mercury is YUMMY!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:28 AM (9weZ/)

465 Anyone comment on Dr. Benjam's speech yet? Was a good one:

http://tinyurl.com/awfk3qy


Saw that earlier. Barky appeared zoned out on the choom.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:28 AM (uS6IX)

466 Oy.

Early to bed ... cause if it isn't raining, we be up on the roof tomorrow repairing the leaks from the last time it rained !!!!

Ban dihydrogen monoxide!!!!

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:28 AM (TvO05)

467 Yup someone beat me to it while I was posting nevermind omg so sorry lol

Posted by: oldGAnewNC at February 09, 2013 12:28 AM (fbsR/)

468 If there is a "Global" Moron Meet Up, I'd like to suggest Tahoe.

Ski Heavenly, and all the surrounding. And gamble in Stateline in NV, the "other-side-of-the street".

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:28 AM (mkb9H)

469 okay, going to bed.
gonna meet Velma in the morning
good night all
thanx for the advice
see ya all on the flipside
Posted by: chemjeff***I always liked her over Daphney.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:29 AM (9weZ/)

470 Yeah Barky didn't applaud- I mean, I wouldn't either if someone just spoke of actual solutions instead of excuses for 30 minutes

Posted by: oldGAnewNC at February 09, 2013 12:29 AM (fbsR/)

471 447 Ace:Where in the fuck is a link to Dr. Benjamin Carson's speech. What a brilliant brilliant example.All the bullshit aside. This needs to be broadcasted everywhere.
Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (JoSAd)

OOPS its on The Blaze

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:29 AM (EAAfY)

472 I'm late.

Did I miss the ONT?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:29 AM (jfSqj)

473 472 I'm late.

Did I miss the ONT?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:29 AM (jfSqj)



Yes. Yes, you did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:30 AM (GEICT)

474 Good Night, chemjeff ... may it be as casual as you can cause it to be ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:30 AM (TvO05)

475 Yo Jake. We were just discussin' mayonnaise. Where the heck were you?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:30 AM (4Mv1T)

476 Alton, this might be helpful:
http://tinyurl.com/3djswas

I'd suggest getting a USB or wireless keyboard for Excel. If you have an older laptop the lack of a numeric keypad is another big incentive.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 12:30 AM (kcfmt)

477 Night chemjeff

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:30 AM (EAAfY)

478 Back inside. All the snow melted out of my beard.

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2013 12:31 AM (z9HTb)

479 I smell ozone. You guys?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:32 AM (GEICT)

480 478
Back inside. All the snow melted out of my beard.


Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2013 12:31 AM (z9HTb)

You sure that was snow?

Posted by: Tony Montoya at February 09, 2013 12:32 AM (dKV5k)

481 The hookers would go on strike.
Posted by: Waterhouse /i]

Shut the blog down. Winnah.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 12:32 AM (NTBjC)

482 likerd, mercury is YUMMY!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:28 AM (9weZ/)


"Ah, Mercury! Sweetest of the Transition Metals!"

Posted by: Sealab 2021 at February 09, 2013 12:32 AM (Vk2pI)

483 Did I miss the ONT?
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:29 AM (jfSqj)

"Rare in Idaho..."

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:33 AM (mkb9H)

484 #457

Grapevine is shut down right now due to a pile-up involving over two dozen vehicles. I'd be really screwed if I needed to go out right now because all the people looking to escape the I-5 have flooded the Castaic streets.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 12:33 AM (kcfmt)

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:33 AM (4Mv1T)

486 BCochrain, what about my tweeting an art installation could possibly interest you?

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 12:33 AM (X7RHW)

487 468 If there is a "Global" Moron Meet Up, I'd like to suggest Tahoe.

Ski Heavenly, and all the surrounding. And gamble in Stateline in NV, the "other-side-of-the street".

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:28 AM (mkb9H)


And then we all caravan down to Searchlight to conduct the largest "Come Clean About Your Pederasty, Harry Reid, Harry Reid" protest to date...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 09, 2013 12:34 AM (Jcd0S)

488 If anyone is interested, hannity is interviewing Gulliani now, and the Dr in the next segment

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:34 AM (EAAfY)

489 Posted by: chemjeff at February 09, 2013 12:06 AM (BBWjt)

I'm sorry for you and Missouri ChemJeff, all but 4, I believe sate senators in MA are D and it's about the same as in the state senate.

Truman North knows where I live, he sent me an email in late December that my city rep was caught in voter fraud and had to resign. I was going to help if they found a R to represent my district. MA GOP has nothing on this special race, the only one running against two liberal dems is a "conservative" independent. It will do no good and I do not want to waste my time and energy for nothing.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 12:34 AM (z4WKX)

490 So, is anyone still around tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:34 AM (hpDVh)

491 It has been a crazy couple of weeks.

got a project off the ground, wife, kids freeking winter!!

Thi has been the hardest winter in years here in SW ID


Dude, there is no mayonnaise in here ID.
But down south mayonaise is some serious stuff, something that could result in fist-i-cuffs if'n you are not carefull aparently.......

but y'all know that


brb

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:35 AM (jfSqj)

492 Night, lou ... Night, epobirs ... Night, Tobacco Road ... Night, Credible Hulk ... Night, Jake in ID ... Night, Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale ... Night, elder god ... Night, oldGAnewNC ... Night, Waterhouse ... Night, RWC ... Night, Cap't ... Night, Politcal Chapeau ...

Good night, moon,
Good night, stars,
Good night, loose women in titty bars ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:35 AM (TvO05)

493 485
Posted by: Tobacco Road ***Speak up damnit.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:35 AM (9weZ/)

494 And, Jake, you missed DAve bought 6,000 + .223 cartridges, in the last week. And I don't think he wants to share.
Dadgum him.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:35 AM (mkb9H)

495 CAC, I take a glance at twitter and the first thing I see is....

Our model was only a 32G but you'd think from the lighting and angles she was a lot bigger.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:35 AM (GEICT)

496 A Florida judge has approved a birth certificate with three parents:

http:// ca.news.yahoo.com/ florida-judge-approves-birth-certificate-listing-three-parents-233555185.html

"We're trying to do the right thing for Emma," Filippazzo said. "We want Emma to have it all, and we believe by doing it this way, including him in a birthday or Thanksgiving, it'll be a nice addition for her."

"We believe the best interest for Emma is for him to have a role in her life, but not as a parent," she said. "The role is this is mommy's good friend who helped your moms have you because they wanted you so badly."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:36 AM (hpDVh)

497 Don't let AtC see the spider cows.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2013 12:36 AM (4S7zZ)

498 Posted by: Adriane ... at February 09, 2013 12:35 AM (TvO05)
Night, sleep tight. Enjoy the rest of your weekend

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:36 AM (EAAfY)

499
I just watched Dr. Benjamin Carson's entire speech.

That ladies and gentlemen, is an American.

Zero just sat there looking like a fucking idiot. FUCK HIM AND FUCK EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR.

FUCK THE MEDIA. FUCK THEM ALL.

If you love wealth more than liberty. If you love the security over the animated contest of freedom. Return to your homes. We need neither your arms nor your counsel. CROUCH DOWN AND LICK THE HANDS THAT FEED YOU. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

Samuel Adam, 1776 (paraphrased).

Amen. Fuck you. War.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 12:37 AM (JoSAd)

500 And, Jake, you missed DAve bought 6,000 + .223 cartridges, in the last week. And I don't think he wants to share.
Dadgum him.Posted by: Capt. Backfire ***
And many poodles were scared...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:37 AM (9weZ/)

501 #495
That's not that unusual.

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 12:38 AM (X7RHW)

502 Howdy Captain Backfire!


Happy Friday!

Posted by: Steck at February 09, 2013 12:38 AM (RL7U1)

503 OK, I'm out

I'm off to chase down the Bill Whittle vid that all the cool kids were talkin' about this week

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2013 12:39 AM (JMmQ9)

504 485
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:33 AM (4Mv1T)

Ummm? Barrel. Scotchy.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:39 AM (mkb9H)

505 Dude, there is no mayonnaise in here ID.
But down south mayonaise is some serious stuff, something that could result in fist-i-cuffs if'n you are not carefull aparently.......
Posted by: Jake in ID


(Throws eggs at Jakes' camper van.)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 12:39 AM (NTBjC)

506 Don't let AtC see the spider cows.
Posted by: DaveA ***The scorpion cows will deal with them

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:39 AM (9weZ/)

507 Doc Carson for Prez!

Posted by: EC at February 09, 2013 12:40 AM (doBIb)

508 "We believe the best interest for Emma is for him to have a role in her life, but not as a parent," she said. "The role is this is mommy's good friend who helped your moms have you because they wanted you so badly."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:36 AM (hpDVh)

Emma's two mommies get a steady revenue stream from 'mommys good friend.'

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 12:41 AM (sqp6o)

509
And yes Bcochran, you are a steady warrior among all.

WE NEED TO UNITE. Love ace and all he does. He stands among many.

Listen, if I can find brothers and sisters that love Archer and Trailer Park Boys, then I am home.

Let us come together and CHANGE THINGS.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 12:41 AM (JoSAd)

510 Ok, just went to the fridge and checked for Mayonnaise.

There in the door was an unopened jar, factory sealed and everything that expired in DEC 2012, It was a store brand label.



Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:41 AM (jfSqj)

511 468 If there is a "Global" Moron Meet Up, I'd like to suggest Tahoe.

Ski Heavenly, and all the surrounding. And gamble in Stateline in NV, the "other-side-of-the street".

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:28 AM (mkb9H)

Was there in Nov. I bet you Morons would be fun to drink/gamble with.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 09, 2013 12:42 AM (FsUAO)

512 Emma's two mommies get a steady revenue stream from 'mommys good friend.'
Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 12:41 AM (sqp6o)

How dare you, women dont go after men for money,, until they do!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:42 AM (EAAfY)

513 6,000 + .223 cartridges,



That sounds expensive at today's prices

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:43 AM (jfSqj)

514 We get a steady "stream" from democrats....

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:44 AM (9weZ/)

515 >>> It was a store brand label.

Close enough. Guys? Let him in the tree-house. He's got some hardware we might need later, anyway.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:44 AM (4Mv1T)

516 Well, I am truly getting old, going to bed. Night all, God Bless.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:44 AM (EAAfY)

517 502 Howdy Captain Backfire!
Happy Friday!
Posted by: Steck at February 09, 2013 12:38 AM (RL7U1)


Heidi hi Steck! Backatcha'!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:44 AM (mkb9H)

518 Ok, just went to the fridge and checked for Mayonnaise.

There in the door was an unopened jar, factory sealed and everything that expired in DEC 2012, It was a store brand label.


Just make some. An egg yoke, some lemon juice, and canola oil is all you need.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:45 AM (hpDVh)

519 That's not that unusual.

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 12:38 AM (X7RHW)




Didn't say unusual, just caught my eye. And seriously, am I the only one that sees it? Am I the asshole here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:45 AM (GEICT)

520 Good night & God Bless everyone, I'm going to sleep.


Tonight think about how to fight the media, the low info voter has no clue what happened in Benghazi. There are more of us in the Horde than the media.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 12:46 AM (z4WKX)

521 One thing about a national moron meetup is airfare. Vegas is cheap -- Reno, not so much.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 12:46 AM (kaalw)

522
Emma's two mommies get a steady revenue stream from 'mommys good friend.'


Yup. This is just the beginning. We've decided as a culture that any combination of people constitutes a "family" and how dare anyone think otherwise.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:46 AM (hpDVh)

523 G'night, lou's!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 12:47 AM (kaalw)

524 And yes Bcochran, you are a steady warrior among all....
Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 12:41 AM (JoSAd)


"Steady Warrior". That, I think, is the MOST HIGH praise. Hat tip! Cheers!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:48 AM (mkb9H)

525 How dare you, women dont go after men for money,, until they do!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 09, 2013 12:42 AM (EAAfY)

Heh. My buddy just a week ago learned that the support he was giving his son,.. Yeah, not his son.



Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 12:48 AM (sqp6o)

526 CarolT, Booger in the movie Revenge of the Nerds had the solution. ;P

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:48 AM (9weZ/)

527

Tonight think about how to fight the media, the low info voter has no clue what happened in Benghazi. There are more of us in the Horde than the media.


It's not just about the news media, it's about entertainment in general. Online commercials are a start, but we conservatives need to take advantage of the power of the internet to start producing and distributing entire television shows. Start with 10 minute webisodes and work up from there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:48 AM (hpDVh)

528 Well I broke the psychological barrier and went over 56k words. So this is now the longest story I have ever written. Now to plow on and finish it up. Then clean out all the orphan story fragments, read, and rewrite.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 12:49 AM (PMCY9)

529 A global moron meetup would be difficult, as it would have to occur in international waters if we wanted to include the mandatory monkey knife fights.

Although ... is the USN hard-up enough to rent out a CVN for a week? Then we could all Maverick our way in ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:49 AM (uS6IX)

530
Heh. My buddy just a week ago learned that the support he was giving his son,.. Yeah, not his son.


This is why I support mandatory paternity testing before a father is listed on the birth certificate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:49 AM (hpDVh)

531 "Steady Warrior". That, I think, is the MOST HIGH praise. Hat tip! Cheers!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:48 AM (mkb9H)




SPARTANS!!! What is your profession?!?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:50 AM (GEICT)

532 Captain Backfire, did any of my email successfully make it to you?

Posted by: Steck at February 09, 2013 12:50 AM (RL7U1)

533 Anna,

Good for you! I'm over 10,000 words on this short story that I'm working on. I'm hoping to finish the rough draft this weekend at somewhere around 12,000 words.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:51 AM (hpDVh)

534 Just make some. An egg yoke, some lemon juice, and canola oil is all you need.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:45 AM (hpDVh)

The point is I don't cook/make anything with mayo.

I don't think the wife uses mayo for anything either.

The wife uses Miracle Whip for a few things, one is some sort of salad in the summertime

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:51 AM (jfSqj)

535 I don't have to worry about a woman saying her baby is mine since that would mean admitting publicly that she had sex with me.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 09, 2013 12:52 AM (9weZ/)

536 Didn't say unusual, just caught my eye. And seriously, am I the only one that sees it? Am I the asshole here?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:45 AM (GEICT)

Who said anything about you being an asshole?

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 12:52 AM (X7RHW)

537 The point is I don't cook/make anything with mayo.

I don't think the wife uses mayo for anything either.


I'll make chicken or tuna salad with it, but that's about it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:52 AM (hpDVh)

538 Nicely-done, AP.

What's the story about, if one may ask?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:52 AM (uS6IX)

539
Yup. This is just the beginning. We've decided as a culture that any combination of people constitutes a "family" and how dare anyone think otherwise.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:46 AM (hpDVh)


Even when he signs a contract to not be liable for support (different situation) the judge basically is 'fuck you, pay them.'

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 12:52 AM (sqp6o)

540 446
Turn the Horde loose in Vegas??????

The hookers would go on strike.


Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:23 AM (uS6IX)

Why, all the morons would be up in their rooms fapping to internet and ppv pron.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 09, 2013 12:53 AM (Zd/NW)

541 ...The point is I don't cook/make anything with mayo.



I don't think the wife uses mayo for anything either


For GOSH SAKE'S man. They don't serve hamburgers in Idaho??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:53 AM (4Mv1T)

542 SPARTANS!!! What is your profession?!?!

Logisitics?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alenia_C-27J_Spartan

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:54 AM (uS6IX)

543 532 Captain Backfire, did any of my email successfully make it to you?
Posted by: Steck at February 09, 2013 12:50 AM (RL7U1)


Nope. And I have not volunteered my e-mail address here. Are we familiar?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:54 AM (mkb9H)

544 Who said anything about you being an asshole?
Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 12:52 AM (X7RHW)



Recently? No one. But give it time.


Joking aside, that tweet was like at the top of the list. I see "she" associated with "32G" but looked much larger. I'm thinking bra size and holy shit.

It's really not much of a big deal. My bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:55 AM (GEICT)

545 >>>since that would mean admitting publicly that she had sex with me

Newman? Is that you.??
I like this man's reasoning. I don't care if he's a US Postal worker.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:56 AM (4Mv1T)

546 For GOSH SAKE'S man. They don't serve hamburgers in Idaho??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 12:53 AM (4Mv1T)

folkes put mayo on a burger?

ummmm, no thanks

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:56 AM (jfSqj)

547 542 SPARTANS!!! What is your profession?!?!

----------------

Logisitics?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alenia_C-27J_Spartan

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:54 AM (uS6IX)




You have killed the moment. Someone throw him in the pit with the Persians.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:56 AM (GEICT)

548 Waterhouse, well uhm. Murder most unique while at a sci-fi/fantasy convention.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 12:56 AM (PMCY9)

549 The G.222 that is made in Italy and called the C-27J. Oh boy. Here Waterhouse, have a C-123K Provider.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 12:58 AM (PMCY9)

550 Waterhouse, well uhm. Murder most unique while at a sci-fi/fantasy convention.

What did they do, throw the victim in a bath? That would be unique, since it's the only time someone at one of those things bathed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:58 AM (hpDVh)

551 Murder most unique while at a sci-fi/fantasy convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 12:56 AM (PMCY9)



Oh yes. Stompy boots galore. Princess Leia slaves all over the place. Busty booth babes just trying to get ahead in Con industry.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:58 AM (GEICT)

552
Night morans.

Let me just say this. I am so glad to find a group of people that love Archer and Trailer Park Boys.

We are the future. We are second to none. I rose from nothing, poverty to where we couldn't drink the water in the house I grew up in.

I love our country. I worked three jobs through college. I now have three beautiful children and God willing we will end up with six.

Are we here to just eat, shit and die. Or are we here to do something. To make a difference. To better this country for our children and grandchildren.

Fuck prison. Fuck sorrow. Fuck turmoil. We are ALL FUCKING DEAD at the end of the day.

The disciples of Jesus Christ went through sorrow more than we could know. Now are we going to stand up, be arrested and join that "animated contest of freedom". Or are we going to slink away and shrivel into the irrelevancy of history.

Stand with me. Stand together. And start the battle where it belongs. This July 4th, we should all join in D.C. and lay 30 round magazines at the Washington monument. This is the foundation of our freedom.

FUCK THE BUREAUCRATS. God bless all.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 12:59 AM (JoSAd)

553 522


Emma's two mommies get a steady revenue stream from 'mommys good friend.'



Yup. This is just the beginning. We've decided as a culture that
any combination of people constitutes a "family" and how dare anyone
think otherwise.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:46 AM (hpDVh)


I don't have a problem with people being a "family" -- I just think that having the government enforce it has become more of a nightmare than orphanages and "fallen women" ever were before. Even 20 years ago, I was running into women who had five children by five different men, and men who struggled to get back on their feet after horrible divorce settlements and got hauled back into court because they'd somehow managed to get two nickels to rub together. OTOH, I knew of a case where an executive managed to bully his ex-wife into refinancing their ex-home repeatedly so that his new home was owned free-and-clear.

"Family Court" is government meddling writ large, with ideology straight from the progressive's playbook.....and it's a horror.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 12:59 AM (kaalw)

554
This is why I support mandatory paternity testing before a father is listed on the birth certificate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:49 AM (hpDVh)

And this wasn't a case of 'I've raised him as my one' so it's not bad. He barely saw the kid. And I guarantee the bitch was getting payments from the real father.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 12:59 AM (sqp6o)

555 Someone throw him in the pit with the Persians.

Wait, I can, uh, I'm a good, emmmm, but ...

Ah, fuckit.

/wheeeeee

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 12:59 AM (uS6IX)

556 >>>folks put mayo on a burge

Jake, they've been serving Burger King Whoppers in our neck of the woods with mayo since before I got my driver's license in 1972.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:00 AM (4Mv1T)

557 Well I broke the psychological barrier and went over 56k words.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Congrats.

Rewrite's worse, or so I hear.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 01:00 AM (NTBjC)

558 Nope. And I have not volunteered my e-mail address here. Are we familiar?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 12:54 AM (mkb9H)


Dur, sorry, I've mistaken you with Captain Whitebread (not to be mistaken for Captain Hate), my bad!

Posted by: Steck at February 09, 2013 01:00 AM (RL7U1)

559 Prettty sure men have been raising other men's kids for centuraries



not much new there

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 01:01 AM (jfSqj)

560 Anyone comment on Dr. Benjam's speech yet? Was a good one:

http://tinyurl.com/awfk3qy


This is amazing! It's Assault Oration, pure and simple. Skewering Choom-Boy with his very first Proverbs reference and he's just getting started.

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2013 01:01 AM (FcR7P)

561 I presume that folks could deduce from context in my prev post that "stress" and "state" were both supposed to be "straw." This would be so much less strawful on the desktop d@mm!t. Or something. Drunken autoerror.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 09, 2013 01:01 AM (qG1i2)

562 I see "she" associated with "32G" but looked much larger. I'm thinking bra size and holy shit.

It's really not much of a big deal. My bad.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:55 AM (GEICT)
Well yes, that would be the bra size. But the point was to tell LMR that Kate's coverpic was likely manipulated by lighting and retouching. We took our model with her modestly curvy frame and thanks to the lighting and angles mimicked a pinupfiles-style photoset.

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 01:03 AM (X7RHW)

563
folkes put mayo on a burger?

ummmm, no thanks
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:56 AM (jfSqj)

Good job Jake. You have passes the American Citizen test.


*eyes shifting to Tobacco Road*

As for you...

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:03 AM (sqp6o)

564 Dur, sorry, I've mistaken you with Captain Whitebread (not to be mistaken for Captain Hate), my bad!
Posted by: Steck


Ace better get a Aceal Institute set up and quick to get all these Captains of their Minds sorted out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 01:03 AM (NTBjC)

565 Alex in Colorado, I see you too have seen and worse yet smelled the reek of the con zombies sometime around 4am on Sunday. No, no involuntary water dunkings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:04 AM (PMCY9)

566 SPARTANS!!! What is your profession?!?!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 12:50 AM (GEICT)

If you are asking, of me...estimator/PM. Chief cook and bottle-washer. 1st mate. Coffee maker. Garbage man. Occasional vacuum pusher.

But I work for a guy I admire, respect, and love. It's a small "family" business. 173 employees on last week's payroll run. That varies week-to-week.

We are the very best at what we do.
Not bragging. Just stating a fact.

We are not making a reputation...we are closely, jealously, guarding & protecting the one that is already established.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 01:04 AM (mkb9H)

567 folkes put mayo on a burger?

ummmm, no thanks

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 12:56 AM (jfSqj)


Good burger sauces include mustard, siracha, the tears of hippies, mystery goop.

Not mayo.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:04 AM (Vk2pI)

568 All picture taking/video recording devices must be BANNED.



No way! All kinds of fun stuff is caught for posterity. Plus...there has to be a way to remember what happened the night before. Like the credits for the Hangover movies.....

Posted by: NC Ref at February 09, 2013 01:05 AM (/izg2)

569 ...*eyes shifting to Tobacco Road*



As for you...

Posted by: RWC


You missed the earlier memo.
Burger King Whoppers. Mayo. 40 years.
No assembly required.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:05 AM (4Mv1T)

570
Well yes, that would be the bra size. But the point was to tell LMR that Kate's coverpic was likely manipulated by lighting and retouching. We took our model with her modestly curvy frame and thanks to the lighting and angles mimicked a pinupfiles-style photoset.

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 01:03 AM (X7RHW)



Hold up a sec. 32G is modestly curvy to you???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:05 AM (GEICT)

571 Ace better get a Aceal Institute set up and quick to get all these Captains of their Minds sorted out.

There certainly are an awful lot of Captains at the 'Q.

Posted by: Waterhouse, still plummeting down the Persian Hole at February 09, 2013 01:05 AM (uS6IX)

572 530


Heh. My buddy just a week ago learned that the support he was giving his son,.. Yeah, not his son.





This is why I support mandatory paternity testing before a father is listed on the birth certificate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 09, 2013 12:49 AM (hpDVh)


The problem is that genetic paternity is nearly useless now, and will shortly become even more so.

Imagine, if you will, a couple using a magic gene-sequencing machine to include enough of Prince William's DNA to make a legally-valid claim for child support. DNA is merely software -- and is not particularly encrypted.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 01:06 AM (kaalw)

573 Sounds like 'Bimbos of the Death Sun.'

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 01:06 AM (kcfmt)

574 32G is modestly curvy to you???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:05 AM (GEICT)

I don't really see how this is so odd.

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 01:08 AM (X7RHW)

575 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 01:04 AM (mkb9H)


Same here brother. Estimator/Project Manager. Family business. Been in business over 70 years now. Much smaller scale than what your talking about, but has provided a very nice living for my family. And we spent a crapload of money about 18 months ago to protect our business and rep. Another estimator left the biz and decided his non-compete didn't apply. He learned wrong.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:08 AM (GEICT)

576 Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:00 AM (4Mv1T)

I don't know if BK puts mayo on Whoppers here.
Not a Whopper fan, Last time I remember eating a Whopper was 1992


I don't know anyone who requests mayo on a burger.


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 01:09 AM (jfSqj)

577 Sounds like 'Bimbos of the Death Sun.'
Posted by: epobirs


shhhh, don't interrupt the writer with such things!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 01:09 AM (NTBjC)

578 So.

Luckily for me, I landed atop a cushiony pile of soft mouldering Persian-messenger-flesh.

Pits of Despair have maintenance tunnels which determined individuals can use to return to the surface, yes?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 01:09 AM (uS6IX)

579 32G is modestly curvy to you???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:05 AM (GEICT)

I don't really see how this is so odd.

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 01:08 AM (X7RHW)


If CAC wanted to bang a skinny chick that looked like an underaged boy, he'd be Harry Reid...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:09 AM (Vk2pI)

580 Is it true that we are debating the merits of use, or lack thereof, of mayonnaise, at 1;30 AM EST?

My next tall glass scotch is going to be a strong one. Then I am off.
Just Because. BRB

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:10 AM (4Mv1T)

581
You missed the earlier memo.
Burger King Whoppers. Mayo. 40 years.
No assembly required.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:05 AM (4Mv1T)


Well, Burger King did piss off the RoP with their ice cream, so, ok then.


(Seriously, what kind of company takes a fucking ad off because the swirls look like 'allah' in their chicken scratch shit.)

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:11 AM (sqp6o)

582 556
>>>folks put mayo on a burge

Jake, they've been serving Burger King Whoppers in our neck of the woods with mayo since before I got my driver's license in 1972.




Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:00 AM (4Mv1T)


They say that rats have no vomit reflex -- but will avoid any food that has made them ill for the rest of their lives.

I have a vomit reflex, and when I was about six it involved a baloney sammich with mayo on it. I must be part rat, 'cause I haven't had mayo or baloney since -- and it's been 44 years.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 01:11 AM (kaalw)

583 Dur, sorry, I've mistaken you with Captain Whitebread (not to be mistaken for Captain Hate), my bad!
Posted by: Steck at February 09, 2013 01:00 AM (RL7U1)


It's all good. I apologize if that seemed surly. Everything bein' everythang. I'm just a little bit "guarded" lately.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 01:11 AM (mkb9H)

584 There certainly are an awful lot of Captains at the 'Q.

Posted by: Waterhouse, still plummeting down the Persian Hole at February 09, 2013 01:05 AM


Aye. Too many a cutlass... to few a scabbard... If ye get me meanin'

Yarrrrrr...

Posted by: a pirate at February 09, 2013 01:11 AM (yBF/9)

585 Ok, I'm just gonna say this, since on offhanded comment has been completely beaten into the fucking ground, go google Lucy Pinder. Now tell me if you think she qualifies as "modestly curvy." Cause she's listed as a 32G.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:12 AM (GEICT)

586 I don't know anyone who requests mayo on a burger.
Posted by: Jake in ID/i]

Sauce on Mickey D's => mayo, ketchup, pickles = Thousand Island dressing.

Sauce on the best burger in the world, IN N OUT => mayo, ketchup, pickles = Thousand Island dressing.

Yo' honah, I rest mah case.

( fat ass in comfy chair )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 01:12 AM (NTBjC)

587 I AM NOT HERE TO START A MAYO WAR!


Just pointing out mayo is rare in the circles I travel.


hence my "is mayo a regional thing?"


brb, beer is empty

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 01:13 AM (jfSqj)

588 epobirs, thanks for reminding me of a book I own and like. No its not Bimbos of the Death Sun. Unless some kind of solar radiation is eroding your higher brain functions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:13 AM (PMCY9)

589 I remember Steck from Ranger Battallion. No shit. I was teaching muthas how to disarm a mutha holding a beretta, and Steck was almost calling the cops. No Shit.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 01:13 AM (camKy)

590 Okay. To close out the mayo thing. It is clearly a regional thing. Whoppers come with mayo here. You have to ask if you don't want it.

But who in the hell wouldn't??

Just sayin'. Cheers.

Off for a drink, and then we can argue about....GASP.

Mustard.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:14 AM (4Mv1T)

591 Sauce on Mickey D's => mayo, ketchup, pickles = Thousand Island dressing.

Sauce on the best burger in the world, IN N OUT => mayo, ketchup, pickles = Thousand Island dressing.

Yo' honah, I rest mah case.

( fat ass in comfy chair )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 01:12 AM (NTBjC)


There is a huge difference between using it as a basis for a more complex sauce, and drowning your burger in gooey white stuff...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:14 AM (Vk2pI)

592 go google Lucy Pinder. Now tell me if you think she qualifies as "modestly curvy." Cause she's listed as a 32G

Is it terrible that I knew exactly who this was without the google search?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 01:15 AM (uS6IX)

593 It's all good. I apologize if that seemed surly. Everything bein' everythang. I'm just a little bit "guarded" lately.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 01:11 AM (mkb9H)



Hey, no worries! Here, have a Mudslide.

Posted by: Steck at February 09, 2013 01:15 AM (RL7U1)

594
You guys are complete mayo homos.

But yes, mayo on a real good fucking cheeseburger can't be beat.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 01:15 AM (JoSAd)

595 BTW epobirs, isn't there a Mac you need to interrogate for your memoirs... something about Killer Elves.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:15 AM (PMCY9)

596 drowning your burger in gooey white stuff...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:14 AM (Vk2pI)





Care to rephrase? Or are you good?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:16 AM (GEICT)

597 He said "gooey white stuff"... Ehe hehe eh heh...

Posted by: beavis at February 09, 2013 01:16 AM (yBF/9)

598 go google Lucy Pinder. Now tell me if you think she qualifies as "modestly curvy." Cause she's listed as a 32G.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:12 AM (GEICT)
The glamour model who was on Big Brother?
She looks nice. And I would say yes.

Posted by: CAC at February 09, 2013 01:16 AM (X7RHW)

599
Typically, mayo is used to keep a burger bun from getting soggy.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 01:17 AM (fB/qS)

600 Just throwing it out there ( and this room is awfully dusty) to sap the fun out of the ONT.

My fucking best friend/best dog ever has less than 12 hours on this earth.

Fuck this sucks. I knew it was going to come crashing at once and it did.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:17 AM (sqp6o)

601 ...And now I'm likely to hear from wefty again...

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 01:17 AM (camKy)

602 There is a huge difference between using it as a
basis for a more complex sauce, and drowning your burger in gooey white
stuff...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:14 AM (Vk2pI)


"Drowning your burger in gooey white stuff" sounds like a Folsom Street Fair sort of thing, IYKWIMAITYD.

For the record, I edit my burger orders to where I know and approve of everything on them.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 01:19 AM (kaalw)

603
Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:17 AM (sqp6o)


Nothing worse, man. My heart goes out to you.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 01:19 AM (fB/qS)

604 Ok. I quit. I'm out. See you Rons and Ettes tomorrow at some point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:19 AM (GEICT)

605 Is it true that we are debating the merits of use, or lack thereof, of mayonnaise, at 1;30 AM EST?


Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:10 AM (4Mv1T)

well us being morons and all...........

mayo is binary as opposed to 'the best album ever' which collapsed under its own weight after several long months



Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 01:20 AM (jfSqj)

606 Straight mayo or ketchup overwhelms a good burger. Same with tomatoes.

Lots of cheese and bacon, though, is always good.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:20 AM (Vk2pI)

607 Night BCochran

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:20 AM (PMCY9)

608 (((HUGS))) RWC. The only bad thing about dogs, they just don't live long enough.

Posted by: Palerider at February 09, 2013 01:21 AM (m+nIW)

609 Straight mayo or ketchup overwhelms a good burger. Same with tomatoes.

Lots of cheese and bacon, though, is always good.
Posted by: The Political Hat


A butter knife and moderation come in handy more than you would think.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 01:21 AM (NTBjC)

610 Next thread, please.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 01:22 AM (camKy)

611 RWC- No words for this kind of pain.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:22 AM (4Mv1T)

612 Hey, BC Credible Hulk, you any relation to http://bit.ly/crdblh?

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 09, 2013 01:23 AM (kUq7A)

613 fuck school Ricky, you're here to sell drugs...

Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 01:23 AM (JoSAd)

614 600
Just throwing it out there ( and this room is awfully dusty) to sap the fun out of the ONT.



My fucking best friend/best dog ever has less than 12 hours on this earth.



Fuck this sucks. I knew it was going to come crashing at once and it did.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:17 AM (sqp6o)


I'm so sorry to hear, RWC. Get as many good pics as you can, to help you remember the better times. Do what is right -- and remember the right, not the cost.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 01:23 AM (kaalw)

615 I was in Boston during the Blizzard of '78. I lived in a 2nd floor apartment. The people who lived in the first floor had to come up and climb out my window to get out. Or in. First floor was solid snowpack.

Posted by: navybrat at February 09, 2013 01:24 AM (5ClqG)

616 Next thread, please.

You'll get a new thread in eight hours and like it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 01:24 AM (uS6IX)

617 Same here brother. Estimator/Project Manager. Family business. Been in business over 70 years now. Much smaller scale than what your talking about, but has provided a very nice living for my family. And we spent a crapload of money about 18 months ago to protect our business and rep. Another estimator left the biz and decided his non-compete didn't apply. He learned wrong.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 09, 2013 01:08 AM (GEICT)


I speek like it's "we", but it's "him". 4o years in the biz. 20 as an owner. Honest. Fair. Trustworthy. We are not looking for a "home-run" everytime. We are "dollar cost averaging". And he has been frugal enough to have a deep reserve, when things are not so good. But, recently, we are finally able to really raise the unit price, and we are re-filling the coffers.

Mostly, though, along with a modest profit, for the "long-run", it's about being the best, dependability, honesty, trust, and respect of your peerage.

Fuck the "boilerplate in a subcontract. It's about the handshake and an "gentleman's agreement".

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 01:24 AM (mkb9H)

618 Speaking of burgers:

"Two Triple Cheese Side Order of Fried" by Commander Cody:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQOjU-FeLhI

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:24 AM (Vk2pI)

619
Sorry RWC. Best wishes to you and your pup. It is all precious.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 01:24 AM (JoSAd)

620 RWC, know what you are talkin about

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 01:24 AM (jfSqj)

621 Next thread, please.

You'll get a new thread in eight hours and like it.
Posted by: Waterhouse


An Optimist! How refreshing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2013 01:25 AM (NTBjC)

622 My fucking best friend/best dog ever has less than 12 hours on this earth.

Fuck this sucks. I knew it was going to come crashing at once and it did.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:17 AM (sqp6o)


Damn. So sorry RWC.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:26 AM (Vk2pI)

623 Jake. Let's talk scopes, and shit. and I don't mean a colonoscopy.

I sold my 1-4x24 today to a fellow rifle owner I met in CCW class. Great guy. I bought a 3-12x44. Amazing what the Chinamen make for not much dough.

I realize that for my nice rifle I will want to be some nice glass on top some time. I'm just wondering, being a scope neophyte and all, why good glass cost 10x what inexpensive glass cost. It's such a big difference.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:29 AM (4Mv1T)

624 You know, I've "hijacked" the thread over mayo twice.

It was not intended either time. But. Who knew? Mayo is an actual "topical" thing. Not like SP, but a thing.

I'm really not sorry. And, BTW, we make Hollandaise, for egg and salmon, at my house too.

Ummmm! HOLLANDAISE.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 01:29 AM (mkb9H)

625 Oh, man, RWC, may the Spirit give you comfort. We buried off old pal Foggy last year, our family's first dog. Really tough. The other dog tells us the cats just are no substitute as playmates.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 09, 2013 01:30 AM (qG1i2)

626 Its okay Capt. Backfire have hijacked threads over shoes and anime.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:30 AM (PMCY9)

627 I'm really not sorry. And, BTW, we make Hollandaise, for egg and salmon, at my house too.

Ummmm! HOLLANDAISE.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 01:29 AM (mkb9H)


Now, now, the only proper topping sauce for eggs is siracha.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:30 AM (Vk2pI)

628 Ten minutes of The Todd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CCnkswncec

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 01:31 AM (uS6IX)

629 You'll get a new thread in eight hours and like it.

I better...

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 01:31 AM (camKy)

630 Its okay Capt. Backfire have hijacked threads over shoes and anime.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:30 AM (PMCY9)


But have we ever seed a thread hijack by an anime about shoes involving mayo?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:31 AM (Vk2pI)

631 to "put" some nice glass, not "be" some nice glass

What am I? Fucking Shakespeare??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:32 AM (4Mv1T)

632 What am I? Fucking Shakespeare??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:32 AM (4Mv1T)


I certainly hope not!

Posted by: Mrs. Shakespeare at February 09, 2013 01:33 AM (Vk2pI)

633 there are some really good inexpensive scopes out there you just have to know which are ok

generally what you pay $$ for is glass quality, coatings, durrability and repeatability/adjustments.

I have several rifles that the glass cost more than the rifle

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 01:33 AM (jfSqj)

634 I got "irritated" with a gaggle of drunken girls in a hen party tonight, who decided to fuck up an otherwise enjoyable evening out. Am I a bad person?

Posted by: Rule #2 at February 09, 2013 01:33 AM (eNLNn)

635
>>the only proper topping sauce for eggs is siracha.<<


That's gross.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 01:33 AM (fB/qS)

636 That last post was supposed to be spectacularly italicized and superscripted and all that bullshit. You name it, that's how I was just now disappointed... Also, google BB codes.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 01:35 AM (camKy)

637 Well TPH we could talk about Spice and Wolf I guess. Though it was more about trade in Europe, drinking, and lots of apples.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:36 AM (PMCY9)

638 >>the only proper topping sauce for eggs is siracha.

That's gross.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 01:33 AM (fB/qS)


Gross?!

It's delicious! I highly recommend trying it.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 01:36 AM (Vk2pI)

639 Can't say I remember this in any other Sword Art Online stuff
http://tinyurl.com/aosv833

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 01:37 AM (vJdyz)

640 Thanks all. If there is someone raging against 'webshots' tomorrow, you DON'T know who is responsible.

She's been with me since i was before legal drinking age. Now pressing forty.

Now, off with the tears and remembering happy times.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:37 AM (sqp6o)

641 Well TPH we could talk about Spice and Wolf I guess. Though it was more about trade in Europe, drinking, and lots of apples.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:36 AM (PMCY9)


You can't go wrong with stories involving both mediævil economics and a harvest wolf goddess with the body of a nubile (and legal) teen...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 01:39 AM (Vk2pI)

642 I give up. bye

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 09, 2013 01:39 AM (MBZW0)

643 all dogs go to heaven

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 01:39 AM (jfSqj)

644 Concept real world model of Kaneda's bike from Akira.
http://animeshrine.us/gallery/randomimages/image1

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:39 AM (PMCY9)

645 You can't go wrong with stories involving both mediævil economics and a harvest wolf goddess with the body of a nubile (and legal) teen...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 01:39 AM (Vk2pI)

she's as legal as Etna

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 01:40 AM (vJdyz)

646

>>She's been with me since i was before legal drinking age. Now pressing forty.

Now, off with the tears and remembering happy times.<<

I went through that with my last bitch. She was 17 and with me from my sophmore year in college. I still lose it whenever I think about her being gone. I feel for you, man. Giver her all the love you can muster and know that you are doing what is best.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 01:42 AM (fB/qS)

647 need new episode of Vividred Operation

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 01:44 AM (vJdyz)

648 Just got back from the bar so cut me some slack once I say something offensive.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 01:44 AM (qo244)

649 The troll/spam blasting seems to be more frequent tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:45 AM (4Mv1T)

650 need new episode of Vividred Operation

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 01:44 AM (vJdyz)


Ep. 5 is out now.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 01:45 AM (Vk2pI)

651 Amen. Best wishes RWC. we all know how bad that is.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 09, 2013 01:45 AM (JoSAd)

652 Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:45 AM (4Mv1T)


so is the 3-12x all mounted up?


what brand if I may ask?

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 01:46 AM (jfSqj)

653 Ep. 5 is out now.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 01:45 AM (Vk2pI)

yeah, already watched it. Dunno why I really took a liking to the show, it's pretty shitty

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 01:47 AM (vJdyz)

654 494 And i suggest you do the same, esp. if you're in CA. $.65 and rising right now- I did hear tonite that BassPro had some on the shelf $.50eachlimit ten boxes. CA. will probably go full retard in an effort to one-up NY. That's my bet... all my purchases have been off calguns- see if you have something similar in your state

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 01:47 AM (XDC0v)

655 ...got back from the bar so cut me some slack once I say something offensive.

I've had enough to drink that you'll have to run it through my 1969 Japanese car service manual translator so I can understand.

Fuckin' scotch. Who needs hallucinogentics...

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:47 AM (4Mv1T)

656 I have several rifles that the glass cost more than the rifle that glass is pure aluminum!! Unbelievable, right? But it's true!

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 01:48 AM (camKy)

657 623 I'm with you. Not a glass snob. I don't need a Bentley, Rolls, or a $1000 scope.

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 01:49 AM (XDC0v)

658 Some old school game art Atelier Marie by Ohse Kohime.
http://animeshrine.us/gallery/ateliermarie/image5

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 01:50 AM (PMCY9)

659 Giver her all the love you can muster and know that you are doing what is best.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2013 01:42 AM (fB/qS)

Heh. She is at the point where she is turning down the buffet i've cooked for her. Too full. I have no doubt that it's the right thing. This is the 3rd time scheduling it. Now, i am just being a selfish prick when I don't go through with it.

I really wish i could give her the needle at home when she is sleeping.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:50 AM (sqp6o)

660 hope Senran Kagura gets a legit release, all the fansubs I've checked out have been crappy quality

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 01:50 AM (vJdyz)

661 My fucking best friend/best dog ever has less than 12 hours on this earth.
Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 01:17 AM (sqp6o)


My heart absolutely breaks for you. Empathy and sympathy.

We had to "put-down" my 12 year old Ralph in March. Mrs, says I "babied" him more than my own babies. LOVED. THAT. DOG. We all cried (wailed is more like it), and I mourned for months. I still, everyday, miss him terribly. My best friend. Can't be replaced. Simpatico guy, him.

I still call "new dog" Emmitt "Ralph" fairly regularly. And, although I love new dog, I'm not sure I'll ever love him "as much". He has a huge role to fill.

I never meant to love dogs so much. But I do.

I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 01:52 AM (mkb9H)

662 Ten minutes of Dr Cox:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQyp2JFWuVQ

That was really a most excellent show, despite being on NBC.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 01:52 AM (P3VwC)

663 wait for it...

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 01:53 AM (XDC0v)

664 Jake- Sold a Leapers and bought another one. Call me crazy. But for VERY little money I can determine what I would like on this rifle. Bought the first one for $125. Shot two magazines through it and determined that I need more than 1-4x for my weak eyes to see 100yds, and bought the 3-12x.

To hold them in your hand you'd think they cost a ton. Work great at the range, but I am at 100 yds and less until further notice.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:53 AM (4Mv1T)

665 oh yass

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 01:54 AM (XDC0v)

666 I repent

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 01:55 AM (XDC0v)

667 TB3K FTW.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 01:55 AM (P3VwC)

668 Dogs are a gift from God. They are the unconditional servant and give unconditional love to which humans can never aspire. I constantly try to live to be the type of man that my dog thinks I am. I seldom make the mark.

Posted by: navybrat at February 09, 2013 01:55 AM (5ClqG)

669 yeah, already watched it. Dunno why I really took a liking to the show, it's pretty shitty

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 01:47 AM (vJdyz)


It's watchable, though. It's a good "turn off brain at end of day" show. The only show I dropped this year so far is Tamako Market; that bird needs to die.

Am watching:

Minami-ke Tadaima: Good follow-up to the original series about the three Miname sisters. The middle one is particularly funny.

Boku wa Tomodachi ga sukunai NEXT: I enjoy how the reason most of the cast doesn't otherwise have friends is because they are so messed up. And yes, I'm rooting for "Meat.:

Sasami-san@Ganbaranai: Weird but interestingly so. I also have a weakness for the director's work.

Maoyuu Maou Yuusha: I enjoy it for the socio-economic issues and the huge... tracts of land...

Mondai-Ji-tachi ga Isekai kara Kuru Sou Desu yo: I like the fact that the three powerful kids know they are powerful and act like it. Nice to see the pendulum swing from the Emo Shinji achetype.

Space Bros.: Good solid story, with good characters, and excellent plotting.

Shin Sekai Yori: An intereting world they put together... I'm rooting for the rat people led by the Machiavellian rat dude.

Robotics;Notes: Nothing quite like a slice of life story involving a high school robotics club that gets embroiled by plans for global government and mass genocide...

Psycho-pass: Excellent dystopian future where an all seeing benevolent computer runs everyones lives... and has them executed if their psychological "hues" get too off.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 01:56 AM (Vk2pI)

670 So much eeeebbbbillll in DAve.....who knew?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 01:57 AM (kaalw)

671 Or not.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 01:58 AM (P3VwC)

672 People keep talking about ammo. Yes I'm old but by the time I was 30 I had way more than I'll survive if a got force comes to my door. A couple K in your weapon of choice is all you need. After that survival can be done with a longbow or black powder.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 01:58 AM (qo244)

673 672 got should be govt.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 01:59 AM (qo244)

674 So much eeeebbbbillll in DAve.....who knew?

Its fervent dick-sucking of jimi-ray was a minor clue ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 02:00 AM (P3VwC)

675 Robotics;Notes: Nothing quite like a slice of life
story involving a high school robotics club that gets embroiled by plans
for global government and mass genocide...


Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 01:56 AM (Vk2pI)

I just can't get into this one after doing it's VN, it just seems bleh compared to it. Same with the Muv-Luv series

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 02:00 AM (vJdyz)

676 Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 01:53 AM (4Mv1T)

Leapers has a good rep from what I have head.

you got to see it to hit it

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:00 AM (jfSqj)

677 I really do want some Black Rabbit figures though, she's prefect for pinup art

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 02:02 AM (vJdyz)

678 Leapers has a good rep from what I have heard

When i was researching scopes i saw that they got bashed on the AR forums. I did see some good reviews by a gun instructor and some leos who throw them in the trunk routinely.

I frankly can't understand how an illuminated scope, with locking turrets and other such features can be made as cheap as they are. I will run with it till I find a reason to trade up, like for long shots, once i find a place to do that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 02:04 AM (4Mv1T)

679 I just can't get into this one after doing it's VN, it just seems bleh compared to it. Same with the Muv-Luv series

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 02:00 AM (vJdyz)


Is it available in English?

I really do want some Black Rabbit figures though, she's prefect for pinup art

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 02:02 AM (vJdyz)


Kuro Usagi is :3

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:04 AM (Vk2pI)

680 Perhaps they should dust off the 2001 Nights manga again and make another anime off it. Or see if Hogan's Two Faces of Tomorrow can still be worked with from its manga to an anime.

Still need to watch Maoyuu Maou Yuusha

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:05 AM (PMCY9)

681 Black Rabbit??? ano usagi-chan totemo kawaii??

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:06 AM (PMCY9)

682 Leapers has a good rep from what I have head.

you got to see it to hit it>>

If I had unlimited money and it was all about glass I'd go with Zeiss.

http://sportsoptics.zeiss.com/worldwide/en_us/home.html

But Ive seen some that mix electronics in that might be interesting.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:06 AM (qo244)

683 Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 02:04 AM (4Mv1T)


Bought a combo lazer/red dot/light for about 70 bucks. Red dot holds true to 200 yards. If/when i get a true long range rifle that is where the money goes into the glass.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 02:08 AM (sqp6o)

684 2:08 EST. Beddy Bye now. Range tomorrow. Night all.

Mayonnaise!!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 09, 2013 02:08 AM (4Mv1T)

685 Is it available in English?


Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:04 AM (Vk2pI)

no English but it's pretty easy to get the jist of

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 02:10 AM (vJdyz)

686 Black Rabbit??? ano usagi-chan totemo kawaii??

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:06 AM (PMCY9)


Yup.

http://tinyurl.com/b26avd2

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:10 AM (Vk2pI)

687 night TR

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:11 AM (jfSqj)

688
California seems to have gone stupid re.: ammo a few weeks ago.

The WalMart at McCarthy Ranch is still devoid of ammo (except for .243, .270, .30-06 and .30-30) and Mel Cotton's is rationing sales of .22LR.

Maybe sanity will return this summer ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 09, 2013 02:11 AM (a7GSt)

689 Eeehhh.... art style is way too much of the newer moe lets make everyone so gorgeously cute they all look alike...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:12 AM (PMCY9)

690 668 Dogs are a gift from God. They are the unconditional servant and give unconditional love to which humans can never aspire. I constantly try to live to be the type of man that my dog thinks I am. I seldom make the mark.
Posted by: navybrat at February 09, 2013 01:55 AM (5ClqG)


Yep. He doesn't/can't really know. But I'm better because of the damn, toilet-paper-eating, recycling re-destributing, panty-chewing, under-foot in the kitchen, dad gummed dog! Thank you G_d!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 02:14 AM (mkb9H)

691
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:10 AM (Vk2pI)

also has one of the best outro credits I've seen in a awhile toohttp://tinyurl.com/bg5wjvp

Posted by: The Dude at February 09, 2013 02:14 AM (vJdyz)

692 Eeehhh.... art style is way too much of the newer moe lets make everyone so gorgeously cute they all look alike...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:12 AM (PMCY9)/i]

Could be worse. I dropped Tamako Market because the bird was annoying, the florist sounds like a tranny, and everything else is such cookie-cutter Kyo-Ani stuff without an interesting story.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:15 AM (Vk2pI)

693 Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:06 AM (qo244)

Ziess makes nice stuff, so does Swarovski, Schmidt and Bender, Premier Reticles, US Optics, Night Force, Vortex all have high end $1500 plus optics

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:16 AM (jfSqj)

694
RWC at February 09, 2013 01:17 AM

I know how you feel. Lost two of my best buddies. (dogs)
Two cats died while I was holding them in their last moments.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 09, 2013 02:16 AM (+9AX9)

695 Yep. He doesn't/can't really know. But I'm better because of the damn,
toilet-paper-eating, recycling re-destributing, panty-chewing,
under-foot in the kitchen, dad gummed dog! Thank you G_d!>>

You taught the dog one of those bad habits didn't you?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:17 AM (qo244)

696 If/when i get a true long range rifle that is where the money goes into the glass.
Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 02:08 AM (sqp6o)

glas quality is not the top feature for long range suprisingly

the reticle and scope adjustment repeatability are more important than pure glass quality.


Now the glass has to be good enough, but not perfect.

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:18 AM (jfSqj)

697 #595

Drawing a blank there, which is the extent of my graphic arts ability.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 02:19 AM (kcfmt)

698 Wagaya no Oinari-sama second ending. Go!
http://youtu.be/ZKAg0jK5R00

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:20 AM (PMCY9)

699 Why in the hell wouldnavybrat eat toilet paper?

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 09, 2013 02:20 AM (+9AX9)

700 Trijicon.

I'm out 'yatches. Love ya'll. Mean it. See ya' on the flip.

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 02:20 AM (mkb9H)

701 Trijicon.


Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 09, 2013 02:20 AM (mkb9H)

ACOG is a fine bit of kit

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:22 AM (jfSqj)

702 Ziess makes nice stuff, so does Swarovski, Schmidt and Bender, Premier
Reticles, US Optics, Night Force, Vortex all have high end $1500 plus
optics>.

My predilection for Zeiss is all the scopes in my lab are Zeiss. We've had Olympus, Nikon and some off brands but nothing has imaged like the Zeiss stuff. Now that is someone else paying for my like but damm they make good optics.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:22 AM (qo244)

703 epobirs, the detective from Bimbos of the Death Sun. Was going to call his memoirs the Killer Elves.

Or do you remember the Scottish folk singer who fed candy to the Martians?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:23 AM (PMCY9)

704 Just for the record, I have eaten many a strange thing, but none of them ever included toilet paper.

Posted by: navybrat at February 09, 2013 02:23 AM (5ClqG)

705 672 It's not about stocking up now as much as investment. Anyone expecting a big drop in CA. hasn't been paying attention to the new legislation being introduced in this state. And waterhouse can blow me right to the roots.

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 02:24 AM (XDC0v)

706 Still think that the the endings for Outlaw Star are some of the best:

ED 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoxDY5G4LW8

ED 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYh-dCFb4Sg

Joshiraku was a recent series with a nice ED:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlHnDkMTQlk

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:26 AM (Vk2pI)

707 they make good optics.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:22 AM (qo244)

I've shot a Zeiss out to 1200 yards, very nice glass, good thing my buddy paid for the scope, not me

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:26 AM (jfSqj)

708 G' night all. Thanks for your comments.

Off to snuggle this girl to death.

Posted by: RWC at February 09, 2013 02:27 AM (sqp6o)

709 Dave, so they going to show up at doors on the proposed rifle confiscation?


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:27 AM (jfSqj)

710 The end credit artwork for Outlaw Star is some of the best art that does not give off the big anime/manga vibe. My smartphone wallpaper is the girl in the spacesuit floating above the planet and in front of that organic looking space station

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:28 AM (PMCY9)

711
navybrat at February 09, 2013 02:23 AM

Didn't think so, so I'm going with panties.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 09, 2013 02:29 AM (+9AX9)

712 Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:26 AM (Vk2pI)/i]

Just noticed the poster of the video added those weird black/white drawings...

Here's a better one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJMbYjJLSMM

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:30 AM (Vk2pI)

713 709 I don't believe so. Bob Owens started the discussion on that and I think that rogue LAPD cop's manifestois just icing on the cake. But there are other stupid things they can do that are almost as bad. I'll keep you in mind if I have to dump AR's fast

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 02:30 AM (XDC0v)

714 If I had a mean ass bitch of a wife was too stupid to realize how retarded she looked in a moe wig, hated american, was an entitlement mentality marie antoinette who took advantage of everything for her own enjoyment, had a huge ass and ate lobster like it was going out of style and was generally a self absorbed self serving cunt...it would look a lot like...um...gee...no If i had a wife like that I would have put her through the god damn wood chipper long ago...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at February 09, 2013 02:30 AM (+OTLF)

715 And waterhouse can blow me right to the roots.

I'm sure I'd love to, really, were I of similar persuasion to you, but jimi-ray has procaimed droit de seigneur.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 02:31 AM (TQZwh)

716 The end credit artwork for Outlaw Star is some of the best art that does not give off the big anime/manga vibe. My smartphone wallpaper is the girl in the spacesuit floating above the planet and in front of that organic looking space station

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:28 AM (PMCY9)


Each of those pieces of artwork could be the basis for an entire story or series in and of themselves.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:31 AM (Vk2pI)

717 Gun confiscation from the otherwise law abiding is going to result in some very bad things.

Molon labe. A price will be paid, and for what? Who will give their life so that Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein can have a fleeting moment of glory.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Posted by: navybrat at February 09, 2013 02:32 AM (5ClqG)

718 I've shot a Zeiss out to 1200 yards, very nice glass, good thing my buddy paid for the scope, not me>>

None of my rifle scopes are Zeiss. I've got a 70s Redfield on one and some cheap crap on a couple others. Good enough for what I shoot but if I won the lottery I'd buy way better stuff.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:32 AM (qo244)

719 Gun confiscation from the otherwise law abiding is going to result in some very bad things.


Posted by: navybrat at February 09, 2013 02:32 AM (5ClqG)

I think so. People are scared. The Economy sucks and the O is not doing anything to help it. The O is acting like a thug.


Some hot head will start shooting at the po-po and then the domino's will start to fall

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:36 AM (jfSqj)

720
715 Long ago I realized that waterhouse's objection to jimi-ray was that Waterhouse insisted he was the head knob-gobbler on this site and he resented the erstwhile competition. Well waterboy you're back on top again now... no doubt in my mind. Everhave anything interesting or productive to say, or is your presence restricted to just trying to show you'rea satelliteof the popular clique?
Jimi had severe problems but being a vicious little shit of a sycophant wasn't one of them

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 02:37 AM (XDC0v)

721 Gun confiscation from the otherwise law abiding is going to result in some very bad things.>>

With all the boating accidents I've read about here I don't see them collecting much.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:38 AM (qo244)

722 out all


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 09, 2013 02:39 AM (jfSqj)

723 719 Yep. I know all the homies around here would never stand for it. It's logistically impossible.

Posted by: DAve at February 09, 2013 02:39 AM (XDC0v)

724 TPH, I would love to attend a con with the artist who did those pieces. Then beg/plead/pay to get something done by them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:43 AM (PMCY9)

725 719 Yep. I know all the homies around here would never stand for it. It's logistically impossible.>>

They already did it in California. Might not go as well in other states but people did give up guns they had before to follow the law.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:43 AM (qo244)

726 #703

It's been almost 25 years since I read that one or its sequel. It caught my interest because I was fairly active in fandom back then but I only vaguely remember the details. Like the lead character using the pen name Jay Omega.

It was OK but it seemed like one of those concepts that a roundtable session at a Thursday after-meeting would do better. We had a pretty good Star Wars parody starring the Looney Toons cast called Star Warners that was largely cooked up that way. Never pitched it, though.

Eugene Volokh was a law student back then and was an occasional diner in the aftermeeting crowd. There was one occasion where he was among the first to leave and we came up short on divvying up the bill, with the general belief being that Volokh had skipped out on the bill. Though he may not have realized it. The restaurant had an item on the menu called Chicken Eugene and that became a running joke for some of us thereafter.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 02:45 AM (kcfmt)

727 Good Night all.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2013 02:48 AM (qo244)

728 TPH, I would love to attend a con with the artist who did those pieces. Then beg/plead/pay to get something done by them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:43 AM (PMCY9)


Now that would be cool.

Of course, I'd love to get Range Murata to do a custom piece for me... though that would cost a crapload.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 09, 2013 02:50 AM (Vk2pI)

729 Night buzzsaw.
And those people giving up their guns,,,that was California, not America.

Posted by: teej at February 09, 2013 02:50 AM (m9GfP)

730 the head knob-gobbler on this site and he resented the erstwhile competition.

Not me. That's all here.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 02:51 AM (camKy)

731 Everhave anything interesting or productive to say, or is your presence restricted to just trying to show you'rea satelliteof the popular
clique?


God no, I could never think to attempt to compete with you "responding" to your own fucking comments in your puerile desire to hit the AoSHQ top-10-commenter list.

Comment again on your comment about how much ammo you bought this week, fuckhole. That's super-interesting to everyone.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 02:51 AM (TQZwh)

732 We would probably have to travel to Japan, Find the right contacts. Camp out at say Wonder Festival. And then act like the classic gaijin otaku.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:53 AM (PMCY9)

733 And I couldn't get to sleep so I dropped in, read a bunch of comments, and gonna slip back out.
Behave while I'm gone.

Posted by: teej at February 09, 2013 02:54 AM (LKr5H)

734 epobirs, oh yeah the con dinner gatherings like the Thursday before a con kicked off. Good times. 'Hey lets see if we can get the toothpicks to stick in the ceiling of the Chinese restaurant' springs to mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 02:54 AM (PMCY9)

735 688


California seems to have gone stupid re.: ammo a few weeks ago.



The WalMart at McCarthy Ranch is still devoid of ammo (except for
.243, .270, .30-06 and .30-30) and Mel Cotton's is rationing sales of
.22LR.



Maybe sanity will return this summer ...





Posted by: Arbalest at February 09, 2013 02:11 AM (a7GSt)


I've given up on sanity returning to California in my lifetime. I was born here, the climate is perfect, there are resources beyond imagining.....and I'm looking to bail. Breaks my heart.

Just to provide an illustration of why this is inevitable -- we live in a modest suburban home in Santa Clara, and our property taxes are $150 shy of six grand. Now, if investments yielded 10%, we'd need $60,000 of investments to pay our property taxes after retirement.

But they don't. The Fed's ZIRP means that a "risk-free" investment earns only about 2% -- http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/rates-bonds/government-bonds/us/ -- so we'd need $300,000 of investments to just pay property taxes -- we've had $240,000 of our investments sucked away from eating, driving, medicines, and keeping warm.

And where the ZIRP looked temporary when the US debt was $10T, it looks permanent when the debt is $16T and rising -- because the interest expense for the Feds' FY 2012 was $359,796,008,919.49 -- roughly 9% of the $3,796B of total government spending. That's with the average interest rate at 2.523% [http://www.treasurydirect.gov/govt/rates/pd/avg/2012/2012_12.htm] -- if interest rates were to go to the 6.642% that existed at 12/31/2000 [http://www.treasurydirect.gov/govt/rates/pd/avg/2001/2001_12.htm], the interest expense would go to $947B, or almost a quarter of all Federal expenditures. So ZIRP isn't ending soon.

If you want a property where you can pay the taxes with a $100K savings kitty, you have to look at places where you can get a decent property at $X, where the tax is $Y, and where the earnings on your savings is $Z, where Z > Y. It's 6th-grade math.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 02:59 AM (kaalw)

736 Night all.

Here is "Crowded Road" by Kylesa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596euE9Md7A

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2013 03:03 AM (Vk2pI)

737 Yep. Guten nacht mein komerads. Tschuss!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 03:05 AM (PMCY9)

738 LASFS meets on Thursday evenings. The club house used to be in North Hollywood and moved last year to Sherman Oaks or Van Nuys. (I've never been to the new club house, so I'm not entirely sure of the location.) The meeting usually broke up a bit after nine and a subset of us would pick a restaurant to go to for dinner. Preferably a place that stayed open until at least Midnight or didn't close at all. After a few years we got lazy and just went to Solley's Deli in Sherman Oaks every week.

Part of me really misses having that semblence of a social life but I don't feel like I have much to discuss with those people any more. It got really old hearing people whine about their finances and in the same breath talk about the expensive con trip they were planning.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 03:06 AM (kcfmt)

739 Mmm,.. brake cleaner... you sure there's no more open threads?

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 03:12 AM (camKy)

740

cthulhu: Few people really like the idea of emigrating to another, less-desirable place.

But this is a matter of survival. Too many things are wrong in California ... starting with CalPERS.

I expect that the solution will be that the residents will end up voting down every plan the State comes up with, save cutting retirements and benefits. There may be an approach to the federal government for a bailout, but if I was a senator from ANY other state, I'd filibuster every bailout attempt. No need to share the pain that California generated for itself.

This leaves a lot of ugliness in CA ... and it is perhaps the first of many plagues to be visited here.

I caused none of these, and no one will listen to me ... so they will hear my footsteps ... leaving ... eventually, and not in the far distant future.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 09, 2013 03:19 AM (a7GSt)

741 CA missed its window on begging for a federal bailout. Too many other states are in a similar condition now and a couple might even hit default sooner.

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2013 03:32 AM (kcfmt)

742 Arbalest, epobirs --




http://www.city-journal.org/2013/23_1_calpers.html

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 03:35 AM (kaalw)

743 You want to know how pathetic things are? I'm looking at getting 1800 sq ft of "California" for about $33K in a greenhouse...



Because a $33K greenhouse + land wherever is much, much, much, much, much cheaper than 1800 sq ft of the nice bits of California.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 03:46 AM (kaalw)

744 Are we really talking about California now?

I got 2 words for every man, woman, and child in California.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 03:50 AM (camKy)

745

cthulhu: Spend some time researching the Nebraska-Texas corridor. If you can stand the cold, you might find what you want there. Farther north and west have merit, but they are colder. South of the Ohio River has merit, but I've seen the Deep South .... I don't have enough family there.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 09, 2013 03:54 AM (a7GSt)

746 Meanwhile, warm and slushy in Alaska.

Posted by: Lisl at February 09, 2013 04:05 AM (Ip7d8)

747 I can understand how it might chap your ass, DAve. The apparent unfairness that an overwhelming majority might come to a conclusion, based on the direct evidence of some fuckknob's writings, directly contrary to your own. How this group of individuals might conclude that some dickweed's bleatings paint a pattern of persistent, obvious signs of ignorant trollery and deliberate asshattery, and how you might feel inferior, and insecure, that you failed to pick up on those same clear signs.

The clear signs that lead to said fuckwit's banning.

I'll bet it must chafe, that you couldn't see the obvious evidence of Obvious Troll.

But I sincerely hope that jimi-ray's mouth eases that pain for you.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2013 04:10 AM (TzwUC)

748 Warm and slushy... and New York and Boston are hammered by the silliest snowstorm ever. You shoulda heard Rush making fun of these guys today! Youda thought Rush was a skier!

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 04:13 AM (camKy)

749 I suspect you're commenting on the wrong thread, Waterhouse.

You're definitely projecting though. Try not to do that on the right thread.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 04:21 AM (camKy)

750 Oyah! And don't eat the yellow snow!

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 04:27 AM (camKy)

751 Just dropping by to see if the late shift is active. I shoulda done something else, I guess.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 09, 2013 04:29 AM (jIaZt)

752 Windy up on that side of the beltway

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2013 04:35 AM (3tFLC)

753 Yeah, but the wind was worse 2 or so weeks ago. Was leaving the gym, hit the trunk release on my car from about 6 feet away, trunk lid snapped up so hard it broke the hinge on one side. Must've be a 60 mph gust.

Tonight's aren't hitting much above 40.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 09, 2013 04:39 AM (jIaZt)

754 40's will still bust your face with the right car door. Put your ass on the door before you open it. And don't shovel snow without dosing lots of aspirin...

blahblahblah

zzz...

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 09, 2013 04:49 AM (camKy)

755
hi all
just dropped by to remind you that I live in Waikiki and you don't

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 09, 2013 04:55 AM (LbF6w)

756 Another 18 hour workday done.

Glad I don't have a stressful job that keeps me up until the wee hours of the morning.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 09, 2013 05:22 AM (xKC/c)

757
BHaah,
Don't wanna up-post....don't wanna see no snicker-doodle-DOoo.....
I don't wanna flame....that is SO OLD HAT!!

I jus wanna.....grump.....yeah?....jus wanna...jus wanna...jus wanna....
grump....YEAH!!...jus wanna...jus wanna...jus wanna...GRUMP YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Richard at February 09, 2013 05:29 AM (1s8C6)

758 DC, fell asleep

Gusting to 50 here. Just watched a neighbors trash can go down the street.

Bacon time ...

Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2013 05:50 AM (DcbLC)

759
Thank you....
That was my first installment of what will soon be an epic white bread lay down of my paint brush stroke of the ENtire of the 120 day wunder-ears of his most amazing use of tele=prompting ever noticed.....(adored)...and mostly....(adored)....so please buy up all the tickets for this GREAT event..posted in the side bar.....wait???

Ace? You said you would post the event in the side bar?.....Brother , I'm giving ya 30% on the gate!!!!......SERIOUS!!!
please bro...I got the bills comin in next week....right?

Posted by: Richard at February 09, 2013 05:52 AM (1s8C6)

760 Good morning all.

Looking out over Houston Street in SoHo. Snow? Yes. The next ice age as predicted yesterday? Not so much.

1978 was much worse as I recall. Cold all day but then the temps will get into the 40's Monday so it will all melt into a slushy dog/hobo urine daiquiri for Mayor Doomkopf.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2013 06:08 AM (XkWWK)

761
743
Yes I lie about up=posting....just a little bit just so I can say for the record..........
YOU SO ARE A.....BUM ME OUT...THREAD KILLER U......u?
I will now retreat to my orange tree and think about things other than you......like a 1942 Willys jeep....With a flat head 4....in OD green!!!

Posted by: Richard at February 09, 2013 06:14 AM (1s8C6)

762 Somebody put these horse meat jokes up in the morning headlines thread.

(Some of them are pretty funny. H/T to Taranto's thingy in the WSJ)

http://tinyurl.com/azlljdd

Posted by: K-Bob at February 09, 2013 06:17 AM (10+IY)

763 #760 Morning, J.J.! I wondered how the snowstorm was going.

Having lived through the '78 blizzard in Indiana, I was sort of amused at the hysteria.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 06:18 AM (GoIUi)

764
763
What? I smell pancakes and sausage....and coffee.....where the hell did this train let me off??

Posted by: Richard at February 09, 2013 06:23 AM (1s8C6)

765 Word count is now 57,860. So yeah over the psychological hurdle of 56k. And now perhaps time for bed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 09, 2013 06:25 AM (PMCY9)

766
Good Morning,

I wanted to sleep late today and now I have been up since 5 am. There is nothing to do we still can't drive. It is a blizzard and it looks awful out.

I used an ! I thought the blog could not accept the ampsand?

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 06:26 AM (z4WKX)

767
765
I'm thinking ....me?

Or do I have the zip to play into the morning files?

Posted by: Richard at February 09, 2013 06:27 AM (1s8C6)

768 #766 Good morning, Carol! I don't know the ampersand thing reasons.

Hope you are feeling better. I am up early as well, even though I had intended to sleep late.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 06:32 AM (GoIUi)

769
I should lay me head down......
not wanting to...bad E.R shift and wanting to play it out.....

Posted by: Richard at February 09, 2013 06:37 AM (1s8C6)

770 763 #760 Morning, J.J.! I wondered how the snowstorm was going.

Having lived through the '78 blizzard in Indiana, I was sort of amused at the hysteria.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 06:18 AM (GoIUi)

Hey Miss M. Manhattan doesn't look so bad. North of here and into New England might be pretty bad.

But 1978 here in the city was really quite extraordinary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2013 06:43 AM (XkWWK)

771 "BARK-BARK!!!!"

Posted by: Richard at February 09, 2013 06:44 AM (1s8C6)

772 #770 JJ, out here my parents were snowed in for a week with no power. They camped out in front of the wood stove in the family room and shut the rest of the house off.

The REMC linemen had to be brought down their road in an Indiana National Guard halftrack.

We were living in Evansville then, so although we only got 8-10 inches of snow, the city couldn't handle it because they rarely got snow. People just didn't know what to do. The drifting on I-64 was so bad that my husband got routed off on his way to the mine, and had to come home (which took him almost all day). The guys who were at the mine were stuck, and finally took a bulldozer and plowed their way to a local gas station, where they broke in to get food and cigarettes. LOL!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 06:50 AM (GoIUi)

773 So, FNC reports 3' of snow in CT.

Sheesh!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 09, 2013 06:57 AM (piMMO)

774 Three FEET?

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 06:57 AM (GoIUi)

775
I see now, it turned into an ! instead of an ampersand. I should listen to people here.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 07:02 AM (z4WKX)

776 Our snow melted yesterday. Wake up with 4", go to sleep with non.

Posted by: sTevo at February 09, 2013 07:07 AM (VMcEw)

777 This just in: Weather Channel nams the Wind in DC "Maria".

The wanted to use "Sharia", but a protest group burned down the studio!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 07:12 AM (Cnqmv)

778
Good Morning Miss Marple, I have to look out several windows to see how bad it is here. I am sitting at the computer in my kitchen, ready to getinto my work computer.
I have to make add some things to payroll. We were supposed to work from home yesterday. I alteranted between this computer, an old Dell laptop that works better with work's computer becuase it is Windows 7 and I don't need to use my work computer do to payroll, it's on the internet, but I have a Mac laptop that is not compatible with the payroll website, because Mac uses Safari as a browser. The screen is a bit bigger here too.
I feel about the same, thank you for asking.
I thougth because the ampersand showed as I typed it worked. It gets confusing when you are going from one operating system to another.
It is 18 degrees here. Most of my windows are covered in ice and I can't see much outside. Wind is very strong.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 07:13 AM (z4WKX)

779 Heh. Janice Dean the weather gal on Fox tweeted this:

100 cars stranded on LIE this morning. Maybe @MikeBloomberg should've enforced a curfew like everyone else. I don't think he gets it...

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 07:22 AM (GoIUi)

780 Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 07:22 AM (GoIUi)


Wanna bet that Bloomie's driveway has been plowed well and thoroughly already? Even his snowplow driver carries an assault weapon.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 07:28 AM (Cnqmv)

781 #780 That's a sucker's bet. I KNOW his driveway has been plowed. He probably had a snowplow dedicated to him, so he can travel wherever he wants.

Next up: plowing only in selected areas because of union grudges.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 07:30 AM (GoIUi)

782 I only got 3-4" in the Philly burbs. It rained most of Friday, and not even much of that. It changed over to snow about 9:00 pm and was still snowing when I went to bed, but it must have ended shortly thereafter.

I stopped in the supermarket after work and the lines were really long at the cashiers. I heard a guy in front of me talking about 8-12". I don't know where the hell he got that. People need some drama in their lives, I guess.

It's been years since we had a decent snowstorm around here. *grumble*

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2013 07:32 AM (sdi6R)

783 good morning all. We have about 30 " of snow on the ground in Manchester, CT. I a m looking out on my deck and the birds are eating on top of the snow that has piled up, it's at eye level, the cats are freaking out cause they can't see out the door.

Posted by: jaimo at February 09, 2013 07:32 AM (rNR/C)

784 Storm? Just a snowy day in Syracuse, enough to keep the snowblower from rusting. I hate winter, not because any day is bad, but because it never ends.

Posted by: MarkD at February 09, 2013 07:32 AM (+xUiW)

785 Good morning. Any cob loggers going to start a new thread?


Posted by: Al at February 09, 2013 07:33 AM (V70Uh)

786 731 Waterhose,

Yeah as the East German judge I give that a 3. Bad form, shitty landing, but great knowledge of DSM III? That the one in use when you were put away?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:34 AM (LRFds)

787 Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:34 AM (LRFds)

Sven, I started to go back to 731, then decided to trust your judgment. Life's short enough as it is.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 07:39 AM (Cnqmv)

788 755 NCJ,

Oh yeah!?! Well I live in Indy Metro and you.....damn.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:40 AM (LRFds)

789 #788 Heather Radish is going to chime in. She is going to be upset seeing all that snow out east and none here.

Plus, blizzard warnings out west, too!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 09, 2013 07:42 AM (GoIUi)

790 787 Hrothgar,

Waterhose has a mad on for DAve. Evidently he's hall monitor or something. Jimi Ray may have been trollish, but he had panache unlike erg.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:44 AM (LRFds)

791 789 Miss Marple,

TWC said last night we may get a spot of snow tomorrow.

I think they hit Algore's stash.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:46 AM (LRFds)

792 I looked out the sunporch window, that leads to the street. All the cars are buried up to the top of the hoods. Other cars have more but I'm sure it is from the snow drifts. The snow isn't coming down very hard now but I had the local news on first and they said it's going to continue until at least noon.

Posted by: CarolT at February 09, 2013 07:47 AM (z4WKX)

793 792 Carol T,

Dad has a picture of the drifts in '78 reaching the bottom of the roof at our place on the lake and a tunnel my sisters and I dug out.

Fun, fun...everytime an AGW cultist invokes "unprecedented" an Angel is knocked retarded.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:54 AM (LRFds)

794 Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:44 AM (LRFds)


Like I said, "Life's too short to read troll posts!"

It would be interesting to have an app that made it very easy to block certain commenters.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 07:57 AM (Cnqmv)

795 Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 07:54 AM (LRFds)


Why do I get the impression that there'd never been a snowstorm in New England before we had global warming??

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 07:59 AM (Cnqmv)

796 794 Hrothgar,

Well in my misguided youth I'd snark "taste" but at the end of the day I think trolls who give anyone but me heat about how much they post need help or FM 2-1.

The HQ is a team effort of Ace and the COBs doing the heavy intellectual lifting or in the case of some undermining of western civilization and of us acting as the packing styrofoam peanuts....

now it is true I leave a LOT of peanuts but that is because I am a nut and well "eleventy!"

No need to get judgemental with any of we other morons.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 08:00 AM (LRFds)

797 795 Hrothgar,

Quite...I am hoping some reporter in Moscow looks at the camera and says "yes scientists say the storm is because of global warming....fucking idiots comrade six feet of fucking snow in 2 days they can kiss my curvy Russian ass."


Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 08:01 AM (LRFds)

798 Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 08:01 AM (LRFds)




About that Russian winter, comrade!

Posted by: Adolph H at February 09, 2013 08:05 AM (Cnqmv)

799 No need to get judgmental with any of we other morons.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 09, 2013 08:00 AM (LRFds)


Actually, I would like to be able to thin the comments section for only a very few of the truly trollish ones. Most of the commenters here have something intelligent, funny, or bizarre to say, but a few of them really clog up the thread with pure stupidity, and it would nice to flag them so their comments don't show (at least on my browser). I realize that I might miss something, but I find I can't read anywhere as much as I would like to so...

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2013 08:09 AM (Cnqmv)

800 Perhaps NPR should posit the term "Fetus-Hunting" as a stigma-free replacement for 'abortion.'

Posted by: Tman_in_SA at February 09, 2013 08:44 AM (MIF5e)

801 " Most of the commenters here have something intelligent, funny, or bizarre to say, but a few of them really clog up the thread with pure stupidity...."

Wow, I'm sorry for bringing down the quality of the Ace comments sections. I'll quit now.

Posted by: That Paranoid Guy STILL banned on the desktop at February 09, 2013 10:33 AM (YLiN/)

802 745




cthulhu: Spend some time researching the Nebraska-Texas corridor. If
you can stand the cold, you might find what you want there. Farther
north and west have merit, but they are colder. South of the Ohio River
has merit, but I've seen the Deep South .... I don't have enough family
there.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 09, 2013 03:54 AM (a7GSt)


There's some family history involved. Maternal G'ma was from Oklahoma; G'pa shuttled from WVa to CA; Paternal G'pa lived in CO. I've got an aunt in TN.

TX, OK, NE look like longshots.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 09, 2013 12:15 PM (kaalw)

803 I'll leave it to you, dear Morons, to elucidate why he seemed to know
there would be no profit in pinning his villainy on (currently
pro-government) lefties.

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Pinning this on the leftists in this country would make it look just like any other politically-motivated bank bombing. The left wing media would downplay it, whitewashing the leftist bit, and right-thinking people would just think it was some Occupy loon. Everyone forgets about it the next day.

Pin it on a militia and it stirs up more gun-grabbing, anti-conservative talk. It's by design that the terrorists are trying to neutralize the right. We're the only ones who have their number pegged.

Posted by: slug at February 09, 2013 01:02 PM (vVv3V)

804 How the hell did I post that in this thread?

Posted by: slug at February 09, 2013 01:03 PM (vVv3V)






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