Overnight Open Thread (2-7-2013)

Red Letter Media's Review of Revenge of the Sith

Okay this is kinda old but I happened to watch it again last weekend while trying to explain to Mrs. Maetenloch just how awful the Star Wars prequels were and why. (Lucky for me she indulges my little rants and feigns interest remarkably well)

Actually of all the reviews this might be the most insightful and educational one - as well as the most poignant when Plinkett considers what might have been. Here he analyzes RotS and the entire story arc in the movies and points out where they went wrong (and right). He even gives Lucas credit for avoiding some of the more tempting mistakes.

Some of the more interesting points from the review for the ADD types: The huge fundamental logic gaps in the story that got worse as the series progressed, the fact that Anakin becoming Darth Vader just isn't all that interesting, how using blue screen in every scene ultimately makes it static and boring. Also the parallels of Anakin's story and Citizen Kane (and Lucas and Charles Foster Kane) were something new to me (must have taken a bathroom break during the original viewing.)

It's particularly telling when he shows similar scenes from the original Star Wars and the prequels - in nearly every aspect except for special effects the original is better. And even the new special effects aren't necessarily an improvement: At one point Plinkett replaces the movie with a scene from a Star Wars video game and the sad part is that you don't even notice for a while. It's all just one giant video game with the about same emotional impact as a gaming session.

Guns Drove Nazis To Kill Says Tony Bennett

At least I think that's what he was getting at. But his comments at a Mayors Against Illegal Guns rally this week were such a hot mess of stupidity that who knows what he really meant - other than guns are bad, bad, bad.

"My own children were just told don't ever have a gun, no guns in my house, they're not allowed." "[Guns] shouldn't be on our streets here,"

"It's the kind of turn that happened to the great country of Germany, when Nazis came over and created tragic things, and they had to be told off. And if we continue this kind of violence and accept it in our country, the rest of the world's going to really take care of us, in a very bad way."

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The Pension Fund That Ate California

After spending years dogged by unpaid debts, California labor leader Charles Valdes filed for bankruptcy in the 1990s-twice. At the same time, he held one of the most influential positions in the American financial system: chair of the investment committee for the California Public Employees' Retirement System, or CalPERS, the nation's largest pension fund for government workers. Valdes left the board in 2010 and now faces scrutiny for accepting gifts from another former board member, Alfred Villalobos-who, the state alleges, spent tens of thousands of dollars trying to influence how the fund invested its assets. Questioned by investigators about his dealings with Villalobos, Valdes invoked the Fifth Amendment 126 times.

This is a cautionary tale on how CalPERS, the CA state pension fund, metastasized from a boring but well-run holding account into a giant black hole of debt and obligation that threatens to push many California cities and even the state itself into bankruptcy.

And how badly was it run? This bad:

Another reason not to buy CalPERS's stock-market excuse is that its losses have been far worse than they should have been, thanks to a number of overly risky investment practices. Wilshire Consulting reported last year that CalPERS's returns over the past five years have trailed those of 99 percent of large public pension funds.

In a just world everyone who was in charge of CalPERS over the last 15 years would be in prison. But that ain't the world we live in.

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What Sequestration Will Really Mean

A leaked set slides to be presented by the Army to the White House on the impact of sequestration has appeared and includes the following:

- Only deploying units in Afghanistan, Korea and the division ready brigade will be allowed to conduct readiness training. All other units will conduct collective small unit training in first part of fiscal 2014. That means 78 percent of non-deploying brigade combat teams will be ill-prepared for future contingency operations.

- Interrupts timeline for pulling vehicles and equipment out of Afghanistan and delays reset of $20 billion in post war equipment needed for future operations.

- No new depot maintenance orders issued beyond January. This could affect units in Alaska, Georgia, Hawaii, Colorado, Kentucky, Louisiana, New York and North Carolina and delay the repair and reset of 1,300 tactical vehicles, 14,000 radios and 17,000 weapons.

- 250,000 Army civilians would be furloughed for up to 22 days.

- 5,000 contract, temporary and term employees would be released

Now the military budget does have a good deal of cruft and waste built into it but this is not the way to make cuts without seriously hurting our capabilities. But until people actually experience some kind of impact from our limited budget they will keep voting for big government and low taxes.

Following the Left's Example on Guns: Personalize, Personalize, Personalize

You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door. Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers. At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way.

With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun. You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.
In the darkness, you make out two shadows. One holds something that looks like a crowbar. When the intruder brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire.

The blast knocks both thugs to the floor. One writhes and screams while the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside.

As you pick up the telephone to call police, you know you're in trouble. In your country, most guns were outlawed years before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently regulated as to make them useless. Yours was never registered.

Police arrive and inform you that the second burglar has died. They arrest you for First Degree Murder and Illegal Possession of a Firearm.

When you talk to your attorney, he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea the case down to manslaughter.

"What kind of sentence will I get?" you ask.

"Only ten-to-twelve years," he replies, as if that's nothing. "Behave yourself, and you'll be out in seven."

Sound crazy? Well it actually happened. And if we want to fight back against the Left's anti-gun narrative, our arguments need to be personalized as well.

Also Guns in School Circa 1956

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Original James Bond Astin-Martin DB5 For Sale

And it actually seems pretty cheap at just $5 million given the history and features.

This Aston Martin DB5 may not have a 3D GPS system or a remote-controlled driving app, but this is the original high-tech automobile. One of four Aston Martins used in the James Bond films and one of only two that received gadget upgrates from Q-Branch, this DB5 features oil slicks, rotating license plates, front-mounted machine guns, a bullet-proof rear window, and a place in movie history.

The 1965 Aston Martin DB5, complete with 13 working James Bond gadgets and built to help promote the film franchise is being sold by UK Aston Martin specialists RS Williams, and perhaps, unsurprisingly, the firm has already been inundated with enquires from around the world.

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Christopher Dorner Sent Bullet-Riddled Coin, Manifesto to Anderson Cooper

Well you can worship the sun, and pray to Joes Pesci but if you want to get your kookoo message out to the world you mail it to Anderson Cooper.

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A Rehabilitation Success from 1924

They cured him alright.

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An Even Classicalier Classic

By the original diva.

and a completely different take on the same piece:

Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

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Comments

1 Yay!! ONT


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:23 PM (LqrVH)

2 Nice ONT Maet...

Plinkett is right Lucas worked HARD to fuck up the new trilogy....



Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:23 PM (LRFds)

3 Funny. someone started the #GayManifesto over on twitter.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 10:24 PM (piMMO)

4 That DB5, thought one of the Bond ones had gotten heisted and vanished for a long time.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:24 PM (LqrVH)

5 Holy sheet!

Was Tony Bennett stone cold fucking drunk when he said that?

The Nazis had to be "told off"?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 10:25 PM (piMMO)

6
Some of the interesting points: the huge fundamental logic gaps in the story that got worse as the series progressed, the fact that Anakin becoming Darth Vader just isn't all that interesting, how using blue screen in every scene ultimately makes it static and boring, and the parallels of Anakin's story and Citizen Kane. It's particularly telling when he shows similar scenes from the original Star Wars and the prequels - in nearly every aspect except for special effects the original is better.


You know, its incredibly easy to have it so that the Prequels do not ruin the reveal of Empire Strikes back. All you need is a second Apprentice of Obi-Wan's to fall to the Dark Side.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 10:25 PM (GULKT)

7 "It's the kind of turn that happened to the great country of Germany, when Nazis came over and created tragic things, and they had to be told off.

___________________

So the Nazis landed from planet Org--and what finally got roof them was words.

A good telling off.

Posted by: tasker at February 07, 2013 10:26 PM (r2PLg)

8 and what finally got *rid* of them was words.

Posted by: tasker at February 07, 2013 10:26 PM (r2PLg)

9 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 10:26 PM (JMmQ9)

10 "Now the military budget does have a good deal of cruft and waste built into it but this is not the way to make cuts without seriously hurting our capabilities. But until people actually experience an impact from a limited budget they will keep voting for big government and low taxes."

wait so where exactly are you coming down here

Posted by: JDP at February 07, 2013 10:26 PM (8HhF2)

11 I met one of my neighbors tonight. Irish Catholic from NYC.

He's a rabid conservative and hates everything Obama.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)

12 5 NDH,

I particularly like the reduction of the nazis, ww2, and the Holocaust to a worldwide coordinated gun control exercise.


Hats off Tony I can't even fake that level of batshit.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:27 PM (LRFds)

13 The horsetail is full of utility.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 10:27 PM (J3KmB)

14
11 I met one of my neighbors tonight. Irish Catholic from NYC.He's a rabid conservative and hates everything Obama.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)


I'm going to guess that he is a regular churchgoer too.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 10:28 PM (GULKT)

15 it's alive.....IT'S ALIVE........barely....how goes it ONT?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 10:28 PM (GEICT)

16 so,where the fuck is Peaches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2013 10:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

17 5 Holy sheet!

Was Tony Bennett stone cold fucking drunk when he said that?

The Nazis had to be "told off"?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 10:25 PM (piMMO)

_____________________________

I just want to know where the Nazis originally came from before landing in Germany.

Posted by: tasker at February 07, 2013 10:29 PM (r2PLg)

18 >The Nazis had to be "told off"?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 10:25 PM (piMMO)

Yes. The Third Army was tasked with giving those Nazis a stern talking to.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 10:29 PM (8sCoq)

19 Good evening.

Speaking of Star Wars we are all aware that Disney wants to do individual spin off films, right?

They want to start with two and three characters up for consideration are Yoda, Han Solo and Boba Fett.

I can *kinda* see a Han Solo Versus Boba Fett movie, but I can't really see them in seperate features. And Yoda...no, sorry, wouldn't work.

I think they should dip into the Expanded Universe and do Mara Jade. That would be cool.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 10:29 PM (LUnTP)

20 Well, we have to look forward to how the MSM is going to cover a Black liberal Obama supporter that killed three cops and is still on the run.



He's not a mass murder, he is just confused. The guns made him do it.

They have already edited out his liberal rant on AP. Why let everyone know he loves Obama, Chris Mathews, MSM and hates the NRA?

Doesn't fit the narrative. We will find out soon enough he is a white Black!

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 07, 2013 10:29 PM (wR+pz)

21 Kessel finally gets his first! W00t!

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (lwfp4)

22 17 Tasker,

The center of the planet...the early nazis were big believers in the "hollow Earth" theory....

1st nazi?

Grumpy of 7 dwarves fame...his secret revealed....

VH-1 behind the music

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (LRFds)

23 Tony Bennett is a great singer, and from what I've heard he's a great guy in general.

But he seems a bit confused about the Nazi thing.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

24 "reactionary extremists"

"radical extremists"

not very descriptive NYT even back then

Posted by: JDP at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (8HhF2)

25 Hey BCochran what do you think of these boots? Nice discount and free shipping. Naughty temptation.
http://www.shoebuy.com/clarks-ingalls-delaware/560714/1165525

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (LqrVH)

26 20 Billy Bob,

More disquieting Fox national has joined in on the narrative...the full fatwa is on Fox LA not the national....

fox works for the donks.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:31 PM (LRFds)

27 25 Hey BCochran what do you think of these boots? Nice discount and free shipping. Naughty temptation.
http://www.shoebuy.com/clarks-ingalls-delaware/560714/1165525

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (LqrVH)



The boots are made by the wearer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 10:31 PM (GEICT)

28 According to the gun control nuts, only trained police officers should have guns. Trained officers like the ones who shot the newspaper delivery women in their pickup this morning.

Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2013 10:31 PM (bAGA/)

29 22 17 Tasker,

The center of the planet...the early nazis were big believers in the "hollow Earth" theory....

1st nazi?

Grumpy of 7 dwarves fame...his secret revealed....

VH-1 behind the music
Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (LRFds)

__________________

LOL!

Posted by: tasker at February 07, 2013 10:31 PM (r2PLg)

30
Hey, was that info about MSDNC showing a whitened photo of the killer with info that he had attended a Tea Party rally for real??

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at February 07, 2013 10:32 PM (Sptt8)

31 "We will find out soon enough he is a white Black!"

lol

Posted by: JDP at February 07, 2013 10:32 PM (8HhF2)

32 Have they caught Eric Holder yet?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 07, 2013 10:32 PM (BVkEs)

33 Thanks BCochran....

Just for that, some gun pr0n. Found it on FB.
http://tinyurl.com/bc529r9

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:32 PM (LqrVH)

34 Pigtails. And funny that they were originally, I guess, called horsetails and not ponytails. (And "horsetails" is in Firefox's Canadian spellchecker so I guess it is a 'real' word after all.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 10:32 PM (ORGYc)

35 Sorry only two cops. So one Black guy is terrorizing LA and the Bear mountain?

Guns baby. Lock and load.

Damn, think of the coverage if he was white, a Republican, from West Va and a member of the NRA?



Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 07, 2013 10:33 PM (wR+pz)

36 I hate hobbits!!!





(sorry CBD, had to do this once)

Posted by: Charlie Drowns Bilbo at February 07, 2013 10:33 PM (qqZuQ)

37 It's the kind of turn that happened to the great country of Germany, when Nazis came over and created tragic things, and they had to be told off.

Told off?

Posted by: toby928© at February 07, 2013 10:33 PM (QupBk)

38 Yeah Tony Bennett considers over 30 million dead as being told off. Wow.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:34 PM (LqrVH)

39 Talkin' Bear Mountain Cop Killer Blues

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 10:34 PM (J3KmB)

40 35 Billy Bob,

I think they'd stifle it....

They are riding the edge of the hysteria fortifying the desire to be armed....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:34 PM (LRFds)

41 According to the gun control nuts, only trained police officers should have guns. Trained officers like the ones who shot the newspaper delivery women in their pickup this morning.
Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2013 10:31 PM


see also: http://supplysidepolitics.blogspot.com/2013/01/utopia.html

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 10:34 PM (JMmQ9)

42 Hard to imagine paying $5M for any mere object...

But then, it's hard to imagine having $10,000 in my bank account too!

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2013 10:34 PM (I2LwF)

43
Hawks, again!
6 -1. Just not the Coyote's night.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 10:35 PM (J3KmB)

44 Just for that, some gun pr0n. Found it on FB.
http://tinyurl.com/bc529r9

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:32 PM (LqrVH)




http://tinyurl.com/a8mwrhn

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 10:35 PM (GEICT)

45 And because I'm a giver, I found this *pretty good recipe* for stuffed bell pepper.

http://www.food.com/recipe/stuffed-capsicums-or-red-bell-peppers-222937

It's simple and easy but...in hindsight? Needs some zest. I think I'd go back and add a few tablespoons of lemon juice. That would have really given it a needed punch.

Oh, and any bell pepper will do. Green are cheaper so I used those. Also the ones at the store had better shape.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 10:35 PM (LUnTP)

46 Horsetail.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 10:35 PM (doBIb)

47
>>Hard to imagine paying $5M for any mere object...<<


That's no mere object. That'sthe fucking DB5.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 10:36 PM (J3KmB)

48 Heh ...

The Daily Caller ‏@DailyCaller

In Obama's America, even Lindsay Lohan has to move back in with her mom - http://bit.ly/WRysMr


Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 10:36 PM (wwsoB)

49 I can *kinda* see a Han Solo Versus Boba Fett movie, but I can't really see them in seperate features. And Yoda...no, sorry, wouldn't work. I think they should dip into the Expanded Universe and do Mara Jade. That would be cool.
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 10:29 PM (LUnTP)


Adapting the X-wing novels would be good. Not even necessarily directly, just use Wedge Antilles and Rogue/Wraith Squadron. You could scrap the rest if you follow the general theme of the novels. Fighter Squadron/Commando Unit.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 10:36 PM (GULKT)

50 And now that I read the comments I see everyone else had the same reaction the Tony B.

Posted by: toby928© at February 07, 2013 10:37 PM (QupBk)

51 Is that Mrs. BCochran??

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:37 PM (LqrVH)

52 I'll tell ya what, sanctions are not the way to go with this Hitler fellow. They'll just make him more popular.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel Sr. at February 07, 2013 10:37 PM (8HhF2)

53
when Nazis came over and created tragic things, and they had to be told off.
=======================
He's a regular Cornelius Ryan.

Posted by: USS Diversity Scott at February 07, 2013 10:37 PM (QLJPW)

54 @40

If he was white, every channel would have his photo on the screen 24/7 and on every interstate sign.

Wait. We will discover that teh military made him do it. Remember, he was in the army, so those racist drove to do this!

For Trayvon!


Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 07, 2013 10:37 PM (wR+pz)

55 Poodle versus Horsetail? Neither- I vote Beehive!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:37 PM (qqZuQ)

56 More gunpron.

http://tinyurl.com/a7z74wt

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 10:38 PM (qo244)

57 This is the end...my only friend...the end. 1234...Happy days are here again....

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 07, 2013 10:38 PM (BVkEs)

58 Adapting the X-wing novels would be good. Not even necessarily directly, just use Wedge Antilles and Rogue/Wraith Squadron. You could scrap the rest if you follow the general theme of the novels. Fighter Squadron/Commando Unit.
Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 10:36 PM (GULKT)

Dude, I was just thinking that.

And everyone fucking *loves* those x-wings.

Someone get me Kathleen Kennedy on the horn. We got bid'ness to discuss.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 10:38 PM (LUnTP)

59 Pigtails.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 10:38 PM (ORGYc)

60 You know it's kind of hard for people of my age to think of Star Wars without the prequels. I guess that's another tragedy for us millennials, you know that and the crippling debt.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 10:39 PM (NzBQO)

61 Tony Bennett was an infantryman who fought in the Battle of the Bulge. He is also a senile old fart. I respect his service, but take into account his obvious mental disability when considering his opinion on guns. He was also a pretty good singer.

Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2013 10:39 PM (bAGA/)

62 @44

Another reason not to give up assault weapons, because women you want to assault should have them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 07, 2013 10:39 PM (wR+pz)

63 51 Is that Mrs. BCochran??

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:37 PM (LqrVH)




Ha! Uh...no.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 10:39 PM (GEICT)

64 60 Adam Smith's IPH,

on the bright side it only cost you guys 9 trillion in new debt to get Fluke free gini pills.....

"what a bargain!"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:39 PM (LRFds)

65

What, no ejector seat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2013 10:40 PM (DAoux)

66 Anyone besides me collect watches?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at February 07, 2013 10:41 PM (wR+pz)

67 61 Huerfano,

eh "yeah"....look respect to his service my grandpas were in ww2...that said.

I don't go to a plumber for brain surgery, a dentist for car repair, or an entertainer for anything but the hurdy gurdy....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:41 PM (LRFds)

68 That story about the Enlgish farmer who shot the burglers needs to be made into a movie. Hollywood won't do it as it doesn't demonize guns.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 07, 2013 10:41 PM (lxc0s)

69 All right Mo-rons. Tried Crown Royal Maple Finished 'cause Mrs. Muldoon saw it on the teevee and bought a bottle. First impression- yuck. But, tonight, after a crappy week at work and looking at a long weekend off I have stumbled upon this:

Crown Royal Maple mixed with Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper. Tastes like pancakes. Mmmmmmmm.

Don't h8 until you try it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:42 PM (qqZuQ)

70 Horsetail is only half as good as pigtails.

http://icrontic.com/images/prime/pigtails2.jpg

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 10:42 PM (qo244)

71 you ever notice how every cop show has the cops being hyper effective forces for good that will be so sart that they can figure shit out that no one can, without itm being written down?

is that just a strange coincidence?

and now wehave cops being tasked to do all kinds of shit?

if not coincidence, the natural evolution?

just wondering.

Posted by: rev dr e buzz at February 07, 2013 10:43 PM (HQml1)

72 Boufant.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 10:43 PM (S+/pH)

73 Hats off Tony I can't even fake that level of batshit.

****

That level of batshit takes generations to concoct.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 10:43 PM (piMMO)

74 Mullet

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:43 PM (qqZuQ)

75
Horsetail is only half as good as pigtails.

Well, if two handles are better than one, one handle must be better than none.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 10:44 PM (J3KmB)

76 The Tony Bennett thing. Is he trying to remind people who he is? Every time some used-to-be celebrity spouts some vapid incoherent mess about a current political situation, it's because they want to remind the public that they used to be somebody. Remember Linda Carter insulting Sarah Palin?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 07, 2013 10:44 PM (DoZD+)

77 3 feet of snow coming.....yipee!

Posted by: B C Eagle at February 07, 2013 10:44 PM (6gk77)

78 Not that anyone gives a shit, but I went to Raleigh for an event. We control everything, house, senate and Governorship.

Lot's of old democrats showed up, 50th anniversary of the legislative building.

They looked beat. I had fun. We are fucking them, everyday and every way!

Even passing a law to make all appointments on all boards expire, now, so we can appoint our own people. This is total domination! God I love it!

EAT ME! WE WON!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 07, 2013 10:44 PM (wR+pz)

79 Some cosplay by Jessica from her FB page
http://tinyurl.com/bjzna2o

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (LqrVH)

80 eh "yeah"....look respect to his service my grandpas were in ww2...that said.

I don't go to a plumber for brain surgery, a dentist for car repair, or an entertainer for anything but the hurdy gurdy....




Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:41 PM



So were my uncles, one in the Battle of the Bulge and one at Iwo Jima. The one who is still living does not agree with Bennett, but he is not a senile old fart. He's just an old fart.

Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (bAGA/)

81 RE: Star Wars. I didn't think they were bad movies. Didn't think they were good, either. Entertaining as long as you didn't have to pay money. Ya had to have premium cable to get them years after their release. But they were worth the time, if you had the time to waste.

RE: Guns. If you can't defend yourself, or your property, then ya need a new government. What ever it takes to get one.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (fYQFS)

82 And there is a 'pigtails1' jpg but no '3' or higher.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (ORGYc)

83 Jesus.. that Benghazi hearing was a disgrace.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (u25eL)

84 66 Anyone besides me collect watches?
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at February 07, 2013 10:41 PM (wR+pz)

*******

No, but I have a watch dog. He watched me smoke a cigar this afternoon.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (qqZuQ)

85 Remember the "shag"? Ick.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (DoZD+)

86 Well, if two handles are better than one, one handle must be better than none.>>

Well than shaved and greased must be the worst. Or the best if you are up for a challenge.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (qo244)

87 That thumbnail on that vid shows one of the WORST parts of the Star Wars prequels IMHO: The 50s Diner. Outside this diner a bus pulls up to the curb. Oh, it's a FLOATING bus/spaceshippy thing, but what it is is completely obvious. Just like the 'diner.'

The fact that the 'scifi' movie stuck in this jarring joke (I guess it was supposed to be a joke, other than just blatantly unimaginative) really took me out of it, and I never went back in.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (MMC8r)

88 http://www.fas.org/irp/doddir/army/fm3-24.pdf

FM 3-24 CoIn ops....

#10: “Winning”: Not preserving some regime or
defeating some threat, but expanding the percentage of the total
populace that perceives governance works to support their reasonable
ambitions.

from the notes for consideration to revision.....

the guy is thus far undermining the LAPD moral with the indigenous non-hostile personnel....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:46 PM (LRFds)

89 @69

Talk about a sugar buzz. I can not imagine the hang over.

Fucking up good whiskey for women is sick.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 07, 2013 10:46 PM (wR+pz)

90
Crown Royal Maple mixed with Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper. Tastes like pancakes. Mmmmmmmm.

Don't h8 until you try it.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:42 PM (qqZuQ)



Dude. Foul.


I was commenting for like a week, right after Christmas, about the hideousness of that stuff. My FIL, trying to be helpful, bought me a bottle when we went to visit. That crap tastes like someone dumped a half a bottle of Aunt Jemima's into a bottle of Crown.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 10:46 PM (GEICT)

91 Tony Bennett, bless his fucking retard heart, is non compos mentis obviously. I mean, read his "words" . They're gibberish.

Pure gibberish. Seriously, throw a diaper on him and shove 'em in a home.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 07, 2013 10:46 PM (UzocF)

92 I'm loving the new Lexus commercial. Good god, that brunette is hot.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 10:47 PM (J3KmB)

93 What was that hairstyle that Pippi Longstocking wore? Now that was special.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:47 PM (qqZuQ)

94 83 Jewell45,

eh....good fr us, unfortunately the media will never report it fairly...

Panetta basically admitted the raging clusterfuck was Hillary! and Barry's fault...

they don't care...we're doomed.

Hope the back is okay

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:47 PM (LRFds)

95 Crown Royal Maple mixed with Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper. Tastes like pancakes. Mmmmmmmm.


well, you just made the peaches prayer list, muldoon!

Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2013 10:47 PM (kpCLl)

96 79 Some cosplay by Jessica from her FB page
http://tinyurl.com/bjzna2o

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (LqrVH)




Nice!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 10:47 PM (GEICT)

97 Dude. Foul. I was commenting for like a week, right after Christmas, about the hideousness of that stuff. My FIL, trying to be helpful, bought me a bottle when we went to visit. That crap tastes like someone dumped a half a bottle of Aunt Jemima's into a bottle of Crown.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 10:46 PM (GEICT)

*******

LOL. Yeah- tell me about it. A waste of good whiskey. But hey, it's what is in the cabinet tonight- I'd rather drink it than have Mrs. M give it to the S-I-L.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:48 PM (qqZuQ)

98
85
Remember the "shag"? Ick.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 07, 2013 10:45 PM (DoZD+)

Damn Yankee, yes I do.




http://tinyurl.com/34qdkt

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 07, 2013 10:48 PM (wR+pz)

99 Bangs h8ters

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at February 07, 2013 10:48 PM (SwEEj)

100 Mamano Huntaa Yohko! opening. She has a complicated do.
http://youtu.be/--149SJN0Lk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:48 PM (LqrVH)

101 The Tony Bennett thing. Is he trying to remind people who he is? Every time some used-to-be celebrity spouts some vapid incoherent mess about a current political situation, it's because they want to remind the public that they used to be somebody. Remember Linda Carter insulting Sarah Palin?

***

That's like twitchy retweeting every damn time a d-list celebrity, such as Dave Foley, says anything controversial.

WHAM!

Publicity!

Every time they tweet his stuff, I always respond with "Dave who?"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 10:48 PM (piMMO)

102 That DB5, thought one of the Bond ones had gotten heisted and vanished for a long time.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:24 PM (LqrVH)

For the longest time, one of those Bond DB5's was on display in a restaurant in West Vancouver, B.C. I used to drive past the place every weekday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2013 10:49 PM (673KB)

103
Crown Royal Maple mixed with Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper. Tastes like pancakes. Mmmmmmmm.

-------------------------------

The reverse drink will be epic.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 07, 2013 10:49 PM (QLJPW)

104 "My own children were just told don't ever have a gun, no guns in my house, they're not allowed." "[Guns] shouldn't be on our streets here,"

I wonder if Tony told his mafia buddies "no guns in the house" when they came over for Sunday dinner

Tony left his heart in San Francisco and his brain in Berkeley

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 10:49 PM (wwsoB)

105 garret... I pick up 3 Rem 700s on Tuesday. If they are crap, I blame you.

It's the moron way

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 07, 2013 10:50 PM (/7Xis)

106 69 All right Mo-rons. Tried Crown Royal Maple Finished 'cause Mrs. Muldoon saw it on the teevee and bought a bottle. First impression- yuck. But, tonight, after a crappy week at work and looking at a long weekend off I have stumbled upon this:

Crown Royal Maple mixed with Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper. Tastes like pancakes. Mmmmmmmm.

Don't h8 until you try it.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:42 PM (qqZuQ)


That sounds gross, but... I'm in desperate need of cocktail recommendations for when I get tired of beer and wine. For Vegas, etc. Next month. I always have this problem. Have tried gin and tonic, salty dog, vodka cran, vodka soda, dirty martini, etc. Nothing is perfect. As you can tell, I am fond of non-sweet, with clear liquors. NO BROWN liquor! Issues from long ago.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 10:50 PM (S+/pH)

107 Be back in a bit. I'm gonna shovel some late-night snow and put out the garbage.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 10:51 PM (ORGYc)

108 Yeah sven it sure made The Jugeared Fuck and Hitlery look not only incompetent, but literally looked liked they didn't give a shit. The back was pretty bad this morning.. took all the drugs and have been better most of the day. Except I'm a freaking zombie. I hate this.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 07, 2013 10:51 PM (u25eL)

109 the guy is thus far undermining the LAPD moral with the indigenous non-hostile personnel....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:46 PM (LRFds)

I feel like that's been happening for years, even with the decrease in crime. The problem is they will let anyone in. I have a friend who was in the gang unit for a while, said the place was rife with incompetence.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 10:51 PM (NzBQO)

110 Okay this is kinda old but I happened to watch it over again last weekend while trying to explain to Mrs. Maetenloch just how awful the Star Wars prequels were and why. (Lucky for me she indulges my little rants and feigns interest remarkably well)

George Lucas is my man and I thought Revenge of the Sith was awesome! You have a problem with that?

Posted by: C Dorner at February 07, 2013 10:51 PM (wwsoB)

111 (invoking Alfred Hitchcock)



Good evening....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2013 10:52 PM (kaalw)

112 I like the Horse Tail better!

Posted by: Horse Fucker at February 07, 2013 10:52 PM (rWQbj)

113 From twitter. I missed this somehow.

Interpol no longer has to comply with the FOIA?

http://bit.ly/11FJc43

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 10:52 PM (piMMO)

114 I just knew I shouldn't have admitted to the whole Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper Crown Royal Maple thing. Now I'll probably have to sit through an intervention. Fine.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:53 PM (qqZuQ)

115 112 I like the Horse Tail better!

Posted by: Horse Fucker at February 07, 2013 10:52 PM (rWQbj)



And thus starts the Anne Hathaway/Pony Girl discussion

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 10:54 PM (GEICT)

116 Hey BCochran what do you think of these boots? Nice discount and free shipping. Naughty temptation.
http://www.shoebuy.com/clarks-ingalls-delaware/560714/1165525
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (LqrVH)

=============
I don't know what HE thinks of them, but...

Wooft.

Shame on you, and by that I mean "rawr".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 10:54 PM (5J54Q)

117 I like the Horse Tail better!
Posted by: Horse Fucker at February 07, 2013 10:52 PM (rWQbj)

I want to make a horseman baby

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 07, 2013 10:54 PM (/7Xis)

118 George Lucas is my man and I thought Revenge of the Sith was awesome! You have a problem with that?


Posted by: C Dorner>>

Nope none at all. Mind sitting at the center of the tarp on the floor?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 10:54 PM (qo244)

119 The reverse drink will be epic.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 07, 2013 10:49 PM (QLJPW)


I guess you mean when you puke it up it will be tasty?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 07, 2013 10:54 PM (wR+pz)

120 Seamus if you like it, who cares? Makes you happy, right?

Posted by: jewells45 at February 07, 2013 10:55 PM (u25eL)

121 Speaking of horse tail man I used to love rodeo sex.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 10:55 PM (qo244)

122 That sounds gross, but... I'm in desperate need of cocktail recommendations for when I get tired of beer and wine. For Vegas, etc. Next month. I always have this problem. Have tried gin and tonic, salty dog, vodka cran, vodka soda, dirty martini, etc. Nothing is perfect. As you can tell, I am fond of non-sweet, with clear liquors. NO BROWN liquor! Issues from long ago.
Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 10:50 PM


you should try Val-U-Rite vodka with a splash of peppermint schnapps

it works for me...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 10:55 PM (JMmQ9)

123 Jewells, that sucks. Trading pain for zombie is awful. There but for the grace of God.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 10:56 PM (S+/pH)

124 Tony Bennett's logic; unless you create a one party police state and disarm the civilian population, you'll become Nazi Germany

He's paid to sing, not lecture on world history at Oxford

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 10:56 PM (wwsoB)

125 "...in nearly every aspect except for special
effects the original [Star Wars] is better."

This hostile action forces me to scramble my nubile militia in the righteous defense of miniatures in film.

Posted by: derit at February 07, 2013 10:56 PM (I88Jc)

126 Captain Whitebread


Hey Captain! Can we talk re: a low-pressure webdesign gig?

Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2013 10:56 PM (RL7U1)

127 120 Seamus if you like it, who cares? Makes you happy, right?
Posted by: jewells45 at February 07, 2013 10:55 PM (u25eL)

*******

Well, makes me something anyway.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 10:56 PM (qqZuQ)

128 108 Jewell45,

Heal up, and they don't care.

Remember when Bush was evil for finishing My Pet Goat?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 10:57 PM (LRFds)

129 Thanks to Soopermexican:

So God Made A Liberal...: http://tinyurl.com/a3yw86f


Posted by: Kratos at February 07, 2013 10:58 PM (aca0s)

130 Team ponytail!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 10:58 PM (NzBQO)

131 Thanks, Alton, that sounds "awesome". Guaranteed to make me puke. I'm not pretty when I puke. (Insert insult here.)

Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 10:58 PM (S+/pH)

132 126 Captain Whitebread


Hey Captain! Can we talk re: a low-pressure webdesign gig?

Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2013 10:56 PM (RL7U1)




Would rather have the $ going to a moron's pocket than elsewhere, right?

Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2013 10:58 PM (RL7U1)

133 And in other movie news, WB passes on the script for Justice League movie.

Apparently it was a piece of shit.

http://latino-review.com/2013/02/07/the-justice-league-writer/

I could have told them that. With Darkseid as the villain? Really? Come on! Darkseid fucking sucks.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 10:58 PM (LUnTP)

134 Ponytails! I vote ponytails!

Can we take a balanced approach the ONT and have half DOOM?

Please?

Maet does DOOM great. With pictures included/

Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2013 10:59 PM (0PiQ4)

135 109 Adam Smith's IPH,

That's true as well. Guy's gonna play fox and geese anf hope the LAPD caudes a riot..

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 11:00 PM (LRFds)

136 The horsetail is a classic that will never go out of style

Say, if any of you are around Culver City, could you pick up some Cheetohs for me? LAPD is a little trigger happy tonight

Posted by: Jazzy McBikeshorts at February 07, 2013 11:01 PM (wwsoB)

137 Pony Tail is too young. That's just not right. I have standards you know?.

Posted by: Horse Fucker at February 07, 2013 11:01 PM (rWQbj)

138 Ponytails.


http://tinyurl.com/b2rx6wt


Def ponytails.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:01 PM (GEICT)

139
A couple of the animated mini-documentaries from the upcoming Game of Thrones Season 2 Blu-ray have gone up.

The first is about the history of wildfire, while the second is on the Night Watch and the Free Men or whatever they're called. The later doc is narrated by the actress that plays Ygritte and -- umm dat voice.

http://tinyurl.com/ahla782

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2013 11:02 PM (kdS6q)

140 Ponytails win!

Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2013 11:02 PM (0PiQ4)

141 Remember when Bush was evil for finishing My Pet Goat?

Yes, yes I do. I remember when appearing on a flight deck, after a mission had been accomplished, was the most ridiculous, scorn-worthy thing evah! Appearing in a bomber jacket after a hurricane, where victims are months later still displaced: AWESOME!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 11:03 PM (S+/pH)

142 "Remember Linda Carter insulting Sarah Palin?"

So, the fake wonder woman insulting the real wonder woman.
Sorry if someone already hit that. I skipped about 40 comments.

Posted by: teej at February 07, 2013 11:03 PM (8Jp6C)

143 Okay this is kinda old but I happened to watch it over again last weekend while trying to explain to Mrs. Maetenloch just how awful the Star Wars prequels were and why. (Lucky for me she indulges my little rants and feigns interest remarkably well)

Wait, what? I thought it was Lady Maetenloch?

pls forward the most recent AoSHQ style-book ASAP. thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:03 PM (JMmQ9)

144 Say, if any of you are around Culver City, could you pick up some Cheetohs for me? LAPD is a little trigger happy tonight
Posted by: Jazzy McBikeshorts at February 07, 2013 11:01 PM (wwsoB)

*******

Cheetohs never prosper

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:04 PM (qqZuQ)

145 Steck,

Would love to! Email me captainwhitebread-at-gmail-dot-com.

Just so you can see what I've done, here's the last site I did, for my now-defunct web radio station.

http://www.project42radio.com

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:04 PM (5J54Q)

146 #134

It's kind of obligatory. The Avengers movie set up Thanos as a future villain. But Thanos was created specifically as a Darkseid knockoff because Marvel was pissed at Kirby for going off to DC to do his Fourth World mess.

Posted by: epobirs at February 07, 2013 11:04 PM (kcfmt)

147 If you read all of Dorner's manifesto, he reveals the REAL issue that set him off;

Cyclist, I have no problem sharing the road with you. But, at least go the fucking speed limit posted or get off the road!!! That is a feasible request. Livestrong you fraudulent assholes.

So it was Cahsrel Joshnon's fault !

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 11:04 PM (wwsoB)

148 #145

Chester would beg to differ, sir.

Posted by: epobirs at February 07, 2013 11:04 PM (kcfmt)

149 Thank you Seamus Muldoon for my free Kindle download of "The Curious Disappearrance of Seamous Muldoon."

I can't wait to read it!

Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2013 11:06 PM (0PiQ4)

150 Ponytail vs Poodle?

You can't grab onto a poodle hairstyle

Clear winner; Ponytail

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 11:06 PM (wwsoB)

151 So, the fake wonder woman insulting the real wonder woman.
Sorry if someone already hit that. I skipped about 40 comments.

***

How is it possible that that photoshop hasn't been created?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 11:07 PM (piMMO)

152 149 #145Chester would beg to differ, sir.
Posted by: epobirs at February 07, 2013 11:04 PM (kcfmt)

********

Is Chester that cartoon cheetah on the Cheetohs commercials? If so, I find him just sort of ...you know...cheesy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:07 PM (qqZuQ)

153 It appears it has been created.

Several times over.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 11:08 PM (piMMO)

154 151 Thank you Seamus Muldoon for my free Kindle download of "The Curious Disappearrance of Seamous Muldoon." I can't wait to read it!
Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2013 11:06 PM (0PiQ4)

*******

It'll be worth every penny.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:08 PM (qqZuQ)

155 148 KbDaBear,

Well that or DoD needing to ignore DoMA.

Really he is a poster child for the left's noise machine and even fox is hiding it...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 11:08 PM (LRFds)

156 You can't grab onto a poodle hairstyle>>

Other than really short all hair is grabable.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:09 PM (qo244)

157 Posted by: epobirs at February 07, 2013 11:04 PM (kcfmt)

Thanos in The Avengers *2*, yes. It's all well and good for the sequel and there is going to be story-lines set up and so on. Same goes for the first Avengers, all the characters were well established so an alien invasion story isn't unwarranted. Make the threat large enough for a group of larger than life characters.

WB wants to do what Marvel did but in reverse, in which case they need to do a story that's much more down to earth. The villains should be...Legion Of Doom-esque.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 11:09 PM (LUnTP)

158 ...pls forward the most recent AoSHQ style-book ASAP. thx..
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:03 PM (JMmQ9)

Please copy me on the "Style Book".

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 07, 2013 11:09 PM (mkb9H)

159 Posted by: L, Elle at February 07, 2013 11:06 PM (0PiQ4)

*****

All joking aside, Lelle- I'll be interested to hear what you think.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:10 PM (qqZuQ)

160 The clear winners of hair styles is on the woman you thought was pretty and said yes.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:11 PM (qo244)

161 Mmmmmmkay, I'm out.

I'm sick and haven't done shit all day except feel bad, read, cough, sip tea and pop generic Dayquil.

Good night, ONT. Sleep well.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 11:12 PM (LUnTP)

162 Re: The "Justice League" movie: It sounds like they're trying to copy the latest reboot of the League's origins from 2011. The newest version has Darkseid as the big bad.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:12 PM (5J54Q)

163 Ponytail!

http://i46.tinypic.com/20it65u.jpg

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:13 PM (doBIb)

164 That sounds gross, but... I'm in desperate need of cocktail recommendations for when I get tired of beer and wine. For Vegas, etc. Next month. I always have this problem. Have tried gin and tonic, salty dog, vodka cran, vodka soda, dirty martini, etc. Nothing is perfect. As you can tell, I am fond of non-sweet, with clear liquors. NO BROWN liquor! Issues from long ago.
Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 10:50 PM (S+/pH)

Start fiddling around with Bloody Marys, and make something uniquely yours.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:13 PM (7xPCu)

165 Happy Thursday to the Horde ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 07, 2013 11:14 PM (TvO05)

166 Night, Roberto!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 11:14 PM (S+/pH)

167 Would love to! Email me captainwhitebread-at-gmail-dot-com.

Just so you can see what I've done, here's the last site I did, for my now-defunct web radio station.

http://www.project42radio.com

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:04 PM (5J54Q)


Captain, e-mail sent!

Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2013 11:14 PM (RL7U1)

168 163 Ponytail!

http://i46.tinypic.com/20it65u.jpg


Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:13 PM (doBIb)




Well, it took me awhile, but eventually I noticed she has two very nice...pigtails. Not a ponytail. Not that it matters.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)

169 Can a ponytail conceal a Derringer?

Posted by: derit's future ex-wife at February 07, 2013 11:15 PM (I88Jc)

170 Well, it took me awhile, but eventually I noticed she has two very nice...pigtails. Not a ponytail. Not that it matters. >>

I'll bet no male jury would notice his mistake.

And yes I know that's EC's ride and joy.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:16 PM (qo244)

171 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)

Well, that's......different.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:17 PM (l86i3)

172 Streck!

Gave you the wrong address. (facepalm)

captwhitebread-at-gmail-dot-com

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:17 PM (5J54Q)

173 Ok, pigtails! Sue me!

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:18 PM (doBIb)

174 Holt shit.

This muzzie bastard is droning on and Sifty replies with "Eat chitlins in Hell, goat rapist"

I bet Sifty's twitter stream is gonna get ugly.

Here's the muzzie's stream.

https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary

He's calling for a protest outside the Saudi embassy in London on the 8th (today in London)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 11:18 PM (piMMO)

175 Good margaritas are hard to beat, too...I think they should be more sour than sweet, always on the rocks, plenty of salt on the rim of the glass.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:18 PM (7xPCu)

176 And yes I know that's EC's ride and joy.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:16 PM (qo244)




If that's a typo, it's an awesome one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:18 PM (GEICT)

177 Any news on the LA shooter?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:18 PM (qqZuQ)

178 fukc...the "snow with ice pellets" that The Weather Channel predicted just showed up...

tomorrow morning is gonna suck....

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)

179
I'm pretty sure that the FFL where the SCOAMF-loving copkiller got his supressors is the same one that did the transfer for my CZ P01 last year.

Shiiiiiiiit.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (MBqvE)

180 Any news on the LA shooter?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:18 PM (qqZuQ)


Oddly enough, no. I wonder what happened to piss him off so bad. He lost his job. OK, get another one but something pssed him off and they won't tell us what. I like playing the devils advocate.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (l86i3)

181 Any news on the LA shooter?



I got $10 says he'll be "found" dead.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:21 PM (doBIb)

182 Poodle, definitely. She looks downright edible.

Posted by: President O'Shizzy at February 07, 2013 11:21 PM (MBqvE)

183 Any news on the LA shooter?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:18 PM (qqZuQ)

Car found and burned to a crisp in Big Bear, from what I last heard. Still on the look out.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 11:22 PM (NzBQO)

184 tomorrow morning is gonna suck....
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)


Make coffee, then snow men.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

185 There is certainly more to the story. Wonder how it will be spun.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:23 PM (qqZuQ)

186 tomorrow morning is gonna suck....>>

Don't they all currently?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:23 PM (qo244)

187 Thanos in The Avengers *2*, yes. It's all well and good for the sequel and there is going to be story-lines set up and so on. Same goes for the first Avengers, all the characters were well established so an alien invasion story isn't unwarranted. Make the threat large enough for a group of larger than life characters. WB wants to do what Marvel did but in reverse, in which case they need to do a story that's much more down to earth. The villains should be...Legion Of Doom-esque.
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 11:09 PM (LUnTP)


Don't even waste time with a Justice League movie. You want that make it a "sequel." And here's what you do first.

Batman/Superman. No extra superheroes. That is what people actually want to see. It also doesn't require you to do additional plot building for other heroes. They are fully known quantities, and you can essentially have them in their own universe separate from individual movies. Give them an opponent requiring them to work together, and at the end have it revealed that even if they won a bigger threat is on the horizon requiring a bigger group than just those two.

And that is essentially exactly what Bruce Timm did with the animated universe. Batman, then Superman, then combine them together some, and then move onto the Justice League. And that formula is pretty much the reason Warner Bros. is pumping out two animated movies a year.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 11:23 PM (GULKT)

188 Car found and burned to a crisp in Big Bear, from what I last heard. Still on the look out.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 11:22 PM (NzBQO)

Now the EPA will be hunting him down, too.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:23 PM (7xPCu)

189 Ialso want to thank Seamus for the free Kindle download. I have already read several chapters and I love it.So glad I lurk here and saw his offer. Just want you to know, my husband and I bought one of those ranchettes back in the 70s, visited there a couple of times, but never lived there. Thanks again.

Posted by: YumanElder at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM (wHsjn)

190 184 tomorrow morning is gonna suck....
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)


Make coffee, then snow men.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

And after enough coffee, write your name in the snow.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM (7xPCu)

191 OK, get another one but something pssed him off and they won't tell us what. I like playing the devils advocate.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (l86i3)

Witnessed the beating of a mentally ill man. Turned on his fellow cops, things escalated from there. That's why he was rambling about Rodney King.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM (NzBQO)

192 Buzzion,

From your mouth to the ears at WB/DC Entertainment.

Of course, they need to get the years of impacted wax out before they'll comprehend.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:25 PM (5J54Q)

193 I left my sanity...






...in San Francisco.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:25 PM (qqZuQ)

194 184 tomorrow morning is gonna suck....
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)


Make coffee, then snow men.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

And after enough coffee, write your name in the snow.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM (7xPCu)


In Cursive.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:26 PM (l86i3)

195 Any news on the LA shooter?
His motives are still unknown to the MFM.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 11:27 PM (ORGYc)

196
192 Buzzion, From your mouth to the ears at WB/DC Entertainment. Of course, they need to get the years of impacted wax out before they'll comprehend.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:25 PM (5J54Q)


I do wonder how Bruce Timm would do producing a live action movie.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 11:27 PM (GULKT)

197 The devil you know...

http://youtu.be/Jnw6ZpHGjNQ

Posted by: Thought Criminal at February 07, 2013 11:27 PM (I88Jc)

198 Just want you to know, my husband and I bought one of those ranchettes back in the 70s,>>

What is a ranchette?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:27 PM (qo244)

199 Gave you the wrong address. (facepalm)

captwhitebread-at-gmail-dot-com

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:17 PM (5J54Q)


Silly! Look now.

Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2013 11:27 PM (RL7U1)

200 189 Ialso want to thank Seamus for the free Kindle download. I have already read several chapters and I love it.So glad I lurk here and saw his offer. Just want you to know, my husband and I bought one of those ranchettes back in the 70s, visited there a couple of times, but never lived there. Thanks again.
Posted by: YumanElder at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM (wHsjn)

******

It is an interesting area. What chapter did you like best? Mrs. Muldoon and I are asking folks.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:28 PM (qqZuQ)

201 What is a ranchette?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:27 PM (qo244)

A girl ranch you goofball.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:28 PM (l86i3)

202 I strongly feel that Disney needs to go back and redo the first 3 episodes. Star Wars 1,2,3. The Better Version.

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2013 11:28 PM (M/TDA)

203 184 tomorrow morning is gonna suck....
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)


Make coffee, then snow men.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

And after enough coffee, write your name in the snow.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM (7xPCu)


In Cursive.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:26 PM (l86i3)







Bad news is, it's your wife's handwriting

/old joke punch line

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2013 11:28 PM (MBqvE)

204 194 184 tomorrow morning is gonna suck....
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)


Make coffee, then snow men.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

And after enough coffee, write your name in the snow.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM (7xPCu)


In Cursive.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:26 PM (l86i3)

Make a dozen or more snowballs to the office, and put them in the freezer. Because you never know. Just make sure they're not assault snowballs.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:28 PM (7xPCu)

205 In Cursive.>>

Takes way more talent to print with that particular pen.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:29 PM (qo244)

206 That's take not make, duh

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:29 PM (7xPCu)

207 Witnessed the beating of a mentally ill man. Turned on his fellow cops, things escalated from there. That's why he was rambling about Rodney King.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM


Why can't we all just get along?"

Posted by: Rodney King at February 07, 2013 11:29 PM (JMmQ9)

208 In Cursive.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:26 PM (l86i3)

********

In somebody else's handwriting. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:29 PM (qqZuQ)

209 203 184 tomorrow morning is gonna suck....
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)


Make coffee, then snow men.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

And after enough coffee, write your name in the snow.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:24 PM (7xPCu)


In Cursive.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 07, 2013 11:26 PM (l86i3)


Bad news is, it's your wife's handwriting

/old joke punch line
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2013 11:28 PM (MBqvE)



Good news is, you did do the peeing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:30 PM (GEICT)

210 Here's the whole manifesto if anyone wants to wade through it, basically he thought he was wronged by the police department and he's a big fan of democrats and and republicans who serve the democrat cause like Jon Huntsman and Joe Scarborough http://documents.latimes.com/christopher-dorner-manifesto/-

Posted by: booger at February 07, 2013 11:30 PM (HI6wa)

211 #157

I'd expect that the opening storyline of the New 52 relaunch is the template they're using. The idea being that the audience knows who almost all of these characters are, more or less. The only character given an origin was Cyborg, as he is also the only one who didn't have his own book relaunching that same month. Leaving him out of a movie would simplify things, although kids are familiar with a version of the character from the animated Teen Titans series.

Anyway, that storyline used Darkseid as the big bad sufficient to draw all of these very different characters together. It was done in such a way that they didn't realize they'd gotten lucky and Darkseid would be a far greater threat if chose to make a more concerted effort in the future. The Earth 2 and Worlds Finest titles show that the world next door paid a much higher price in driving off Darkseid.

In any case, they have no choice but to rely on audience familiarity with the characters, since they don't have time to do a bunch of movies as Marvel had already done when the decision to do the Avengers solidified. Darkseid is a fairly well known character beyond comics and would be a lot less work than a rogue's gallery assemblage of the heroes leading foes. Besides, has Lex Luthor and the Joker working together ever been a believable pairing?

Posted by: epobirs at February 07, 2013 11:30 PM (kcfmt)

212 I feel dirty liking One Piece

Posted by: The Dude at February 07, 2013 11:30 PM (vJdyz)

213 Aw hell- Ill Tempered Cur beat me to it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:30 PM (qqZuQ)

214 What is a ranchette?
A small side of salad dressing. Duh!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 11:32 PM (ORGYc)

215 Someone using TBH3K?

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:32 PM (doBIb)

216 Loved the Maria Callas vid. She has that expression on her face that just says "Yes I'm good, damn good."

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2013 11:32 PM (M/TDA)

217 198 Just want you to know, my husband and I bought one of those ranchettes back in the 70s,>>What is a ranchette?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:27 PM (qo244)

*******

Five acre subdivided mountain properties in the Forbes Sangre de Cristo Ranches- where the Curious Disappearance of my FIL took place. Lots of WTSHTF properties and hidey holes up there. Near Alamosa, Colorado.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:33 PM (qqZuQ)

218 Streck,

Checked, but I don't see a message. I have to get to sleep, but I'll check in the morning before heading to work.

G'night, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:33 PM (5J54Q)

219 215 What is a ranchette?
A small side of salad dressing. Duh!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 11:32 PM (ORGYc)

In Texas, it's the ranch corvette, as opposed to the town corvette (towvette) or the beach corvette (beavette).

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:33 PM (7xPCu)

220 What is a ranchette?A small side of salad dressing. Duh!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 11:32 PM (ORGYc)

A country version of a moronette ?

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 07, 2013 11:33 PM (/7Xis)

221 Ponytail!

http://i46.tinypic.com/20it65u.jpg


Stop showing off :p

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:33 PM (hpDVh)

222 OMG: Newtown Kids Choir to Sing 'Call Me Maybe' at Grammys http://tinyurl.com/ac9gy3o

Posted by: Baldy at February 07, 2013 11:34 PM (opS9C)

223 Does anyone else hear a humming noise?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2013 11:34 PM (MBqvE)

224 Please ignore him.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 11:34 PM (ORGYc)

225 Notice how they were cropping out elbows back in 1952 already.
They knew.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 07, 2013 11:34 PM (Fz2C7)

226 Stop showing off :p



I guess I need to throw up some new pics.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:35 PM (doBIb)

227 There was an interesting article in today's Wall Street Journal about a hairdresser who is trying to re-create ancient Greek and Roman hairstyles. She calls herself a "hair archaeologist".

Here is the article at wsj.com. However, the video doesn't work for me.

http://tinyurl.com/ab4f93n

Janet Stephens has a number of videos on YouTube, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA9JYWh1r7U

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2013 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

228 Evenin' rons and ettes.

So, according to Bennett the Nazis were a rougher version of the Jets/Sharks?

I have to ask myTFG daddy.

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 11:35 PM (sqp6o)

229 https://twitter.com/anjemchoudary



He's calling for a protest outside the Saudi embassy in London on the 8th (today in London)





Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 11:18 PM (piMMO)

That Andy Chowdery (who is a convert, and HATES being called Andy) is a real piece of work. Prime target for a drone strike, but he won't get one from the Dog Wokker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2013 11:35 PM (673KB)

230 Any news on the LA shooter?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


Not really news per se but they've closed the roads in and out of Big Bear due to a storm passing through tonight and tomorrow. I'd guess that if he was actually on the mountain today, he's up there to stay. The cops are going house-to-house looking for him but no signs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2013 11:35 PM (NTBjC)

231 Does anyone else hear a humming noise?>>

Currently not dating so no.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:35 PM (qo244)

232 25
Hey BCochran what do you think of these boots? Nice discount and free shipping. Naughty temptation.
http://www.shoebuy.com/clarks-ingalls-delaware/560714/1165525


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 10:30 PM (LqrVH)



But, but.....they're **empty**!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2013 11:36 PM (kaalw)

233 I guess I need to throw up some new pics.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:35 PM (doBIb)



THIS

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:36 PM (GEICT)

234 217 Thanks.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:36 PM (qo244)

235 Damn, did I miss a troll? I sure love a good troll busting. Makes my smiley bits smile.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:37 PM (qqZuQ)

236 235 Damn, did I miss a troll? I sure love a good troll busting. Makes my smiley bits smile.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:37 PM (qqZuQ)

How could you miss? It's not like they can run very fast. What with the urine soaked sweatpants and all.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:38 PM (7xPCu)

237 THIS



I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:38 PM (doBIb)

238 A recent comment shows a past ONT troll's m.o. (I won't point out which one.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 11:38 PM (ORGYc)

239 OMG: Newtown Kids Choir to Sing 'Call Me Maybe' at Grammys http://tinyurl.com/ac9gy3o

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

Oh who cares? WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:39 PM (hpDVh)

240 Checked, but I don't see a message. I have to get to sleep, but I'll check in the morning before heading to work.

G'night, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 07, 2013 11:33 PM (5J54Q)



Check the spam filter too pls.

Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2013 11:39 PM (RL7U1)

241 How could you miss? It's not like they can run very fast. What with the urine soaked sweatpants and all.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:38 PM (7xPCu)

*******

My reflexes are off a bit...due to the Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper and Maple whiskey.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:39 PM (qqZuQ)

242 But, but.....they're **empty**!>>

I had the same complaint in the last thread. Try this (tame but tasty)

http://tinyurl.com/argbgvs

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:39 PM (qo244)

243 I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:38 PM (doBIb)




Lmao. I've posted plenty of pics of my boss lady.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:39 PM (GEICT)

244 Seamus: I'll let you know when I finish it. Right now I'm just enjoying it. Love the comments about the ranchettes.

Posted by: YumanElder at February 07, 2013 11:41 PM (wHsjn)

245
239 OMG: Newtown Kids Choir to Sing 'Call Me Maybe' at Grammys http://tinyurl.com/ac9gy3o Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket? Oh who cares? WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:39 PM (hpDVh)


I guess they realized its unseemly to stand on the graves of children. They'd much rather stand on living children.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 11:41 PM (GULKT)

246 There was an interesting article in today's Wall Street Journal about a hairdresser who is trying to re-create ancient Greek and Roman hairstyles. She calls herself a "hair archaeologist".

Here is the article at wsj.com. However, the video doesn't work for me.


I saw that a week or two ago. I think it's pretty neat. Granted, it's not world-shaking in its importance, but still...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:41 PM (hpDVh)

247 Vodka, extra tonic, ice. Drink like a professional.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2013 11:41 PM (2aO3a)

248 I guess they realized its unseemly to stand on the graves of children. They'd much rather stand on living children.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 11:41 PM (GULKT)


Reach higher that way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:42 PM (GEICT)

249 240 why does tinnitus suck?
Posted by: Dick at February 07, 2013 11:39 PM (5X7L6)


*******

Do you want a serious medical answer?


Or a Seamus three sheets to the wind answer?


'cause there may not be much difference between the two.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:42 PM (qqZuQ)

250 Lmao. I've posted plenty of pics of my boss lady.



And they are all very appreciated!

I'll see what I can do this weekend.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:42 PM (doBIb)

251 Drink like a professional.
Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2013 11:41 PM (2aO3a)

That would require extra vodka.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:42 PM (7xPCu)

252 So I had to look up the word 'cruft'. Thanks for the word, Maet.

The Army is full of dustbunnies under their beds, or has lots of bad code.

It also means shoddily constructed or made.

I think all three versions apply.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2013 11:42 PM (ccXZP)

253 "I Got the Sun in the Morning" from "Annie Get Your Gun" (and Prager too!):

http://youtu.be/poncstUhWCU?t=45s


Posted by: Saddle Burr at February 07, 2013 11:43 PM (I88Jc)

254 Barrel BCoch.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 11:43 PM (GULKT)

255 ONT barrel for BCochran!

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:43 PM (doBIb)

256 Any Oregon morons on the board tonight? What are your thoughts on this guy?

http://tinyurl.com/a482bpf

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:43 PM (hpDVh)

257 Dammit. That was me wasn't it? Any pity because I'm sick?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)

258 Vodka, extra tonic, ice. Drink like a professional.

Bourbon, neat, with an ice water back. Good for pretty much any social situation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:44 PM (hpDVh)

259 Make a dozen or more snowballs to the office, and put them in the freezer. Because you never know. Just make sure they're not assault snowballs.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:28 PM


The subtle (maybe unintentional) Bill Cosby reference: I'm digging it deep.

"...and my Mother had thrown the snowballs away. So I went back outside and I spit on him."

comic genius

(fervently searching for a link)

Posted by: Rodney King at February 07, 2013 11:45 PM (JMmQ9)

260 No italics for you. One year!!! Barrel.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 11:45 PM (ORGYc)

261 257 Dammit. That was me wasn't it? Any pity because I'm sick?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)

Depends on if it's self-inflicted or not.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:45 PM (7xPCu)

262 I thought we were changing from barrel to bucket, in honor of the horsey sex dude. Mount up BCoch

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:45 PM (qqZuQ)

263 256 Any Oregon morons on the board tonight? What are your thoughts on this guy?

http://tinyurl.com/a482bpf




He can refuse to do business with anyone. Just like the libtard lady who refused to rent an apt to a returning vet.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:46 PM (doBIb)

264 she didn't do ponytails, she did bangs...

http://is.gd/h5bsAb

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 11:46 PM (8sCoq)

265 Pony Tail
http://tinyurl.com/aaorx5v

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:46 PM (qo244)

266 (fervently searching for a link)

Posted by: Rodney King at February 07, 2013 11:45 PM (JMmQ9)

Unintentional it certainly was.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:46 PM (7xPCu)

267 Depends on if it's self-inflicted or not.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:45 PM (7xPCu)





Strep throat.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:46 PM (GEICT)

268 Any pity because I'm sick?



Still?

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 11:46 PM (doBIb)

269

He can refuse to do business with anyone. Just like the libtard lady who refused to rent an apt to a returning vet.


Yeah, that was my thought on the matter. I was just curious if any locals had any more information about the guy.

My sister and cousin are both ranting about it on FB. Bleh.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:47 PM (hpDVh)

270 267 Depends on if it's self-inflicted or not.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:45 PM (7xPCu)




Strep throat.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:46 PM (GEICT)

I'll prescribe 500mL of Bourbon...it will greatly decrease your awareness of symptoms.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:48 PM (7xPCu)

271 >I thought we were changing from barrel to bucket, in honor of the horsey sex dude. Mount up BCoch


let's get some movie references... 'cooler' or 'box'

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 11:48 PM (8sCoq)

272 I like the pony tail girls.

On the home front- my police trade in- Springfield M1A Scout and 5 extra, new , steel- 20 round magazines arrived today (with a pit stop to pick up a case of 1000 m80- 7.62 x 51 mm rounds).

Some cop wrote "Fman" on the bottom of the magazine (which is decoratively edged with electrical tape) with a sharpie. It adds to the character!


Metal and bore in VG+ condition, so that's something.

Officer "Fman" wherever you are..Thank you!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at February 07, 2013 11:48 PM (cCxiu)

273 Speaking of which, please indulge me in a little pet peeve. When making plurals, words that end in -us are pluralized as -i. As in gift of the Magus, or gift of the Magi.

But when the word ends in -is, the plural is not -i. So the plural of penis is not peni. It is penises.


Dufi.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:49 PM (qqZuQ)

274 ITS NOT FAIR

Posted by: CAC at February 07, 2013 11:49 PM (6Gto6)

275 274 ITS NOT FAIR

Posted by: CAC at February 07, 2013 11:49 PM (6Gto6)




Uh oh. Did Mrs. CAC cut off access to the stash?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:50 PM (GEICT)

276 Life 1952. Nostalgia and the hell women went through to look pretty. Ladies look at the number of clips that girl has in her hair.



http://tinyurl.com/akwt376

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2013 11:50 PM (M/TDA)

277 let's get some movie references... 'cooler' or 'box'
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 11:48 PM (8sCoq)

******

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

(cooler)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:51 PM (qqZuQ)

278 Dufi.>>

Why do you need to be such a Peni?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:51 PM (qo244)

279 One Seamus, two Seami

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 11:51 PM (8sCoq)

280 That Andy Chowdery (who is a convert, and HATES being called Andy) is a real piece of work. Prime target for a drone strike, but he won't get one from the Dog Wokker.


****

Yeah. he's just a real charmer, isn't he?

Big believer in by the pen or by the sword.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 11:51 PM (piMMO)

281 #259

You gunky!

Posted by: epobirs at February 07, 2013 11:51 PM (kcfmt)

282 273 Speaking of which, please indulge me in a little pet peeve. When making plurals, words that end in -us are pluralized as -i. As in gift of the Magus, or gift of the Magi.

But when the word ends in -is, the plural is not -i. So the plural of penis is not peni. It is penises.


Dufi.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:49 PM (qqZuQ)


You just wanted to type "penises", didn't you?....if so, indulge away...we're understanding like that.

i keed!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:52 PM (7xPCu)

283 279 One Seamus, two Seami
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 11:51 PM (8sCoq)

*******

'zactly!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:52 PM (qqZuQ)

284
Goofy groupies are always coming up with something...

anybody know what this emoticon means?
(y)


Looks like hips and the Y of heaven to me...

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at February 07, 2013 11:52 PM (jTKU5)

285 But when the word ends in -is, the plural is not -i. So the plural of penis is not peni. It is penises.





Dufi.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:49 PM (qqZuQ)

This is so true. After all, the plural of "us" is I.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at February 07, 2013 11:53 PM (673KB)

286 Big believer in by the pen or by the sword.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 11:51 PM (piMMO)




Know what I'm a big believer in?


http://t.co/dVMuJbCY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:53 PM (GEICT)

287 Jesse Waters asking political questions at a nude beach.

Why is it when women go nude like this, I rarely want to see it.

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 11:54 PM (sqp6o)

288 278 Dufi.>>Why do you need to be such a Peni?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:51 PM (qo244)

*******

I blame Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:54 PM (qqZuQ)

289 The BanHammer swinging quickly and often.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:54 PM (GEICT)

290 Mrs. CAC cut off access to the stash?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:50 PM (GEICT)

i THOUGHT I HAD SAVED SOME UNDER MY MATTRESS BUT I FOUND A NOTE I WROTE TO MYSELF SAYING "REPLACE"

THIS IS .

Posted by: CAC at February 07, 2013 11:54 PM (6Gto6)

291 Any Oregon morons on the board tonight? What are your thoughts on this guy?



http://tinyurl.com/a482bpf

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:43 PM (hpDVh)

Find another baker!!! I heard they are investigating it for some reason. What are they going to do? Do you really want someone who doesn't agree with your lifestyle baking your food. On a side note, when my parents went wedding cake shopping for my sisters wedding they happened upon a place that makes cakes for the Reagan library. My Dad instantly was like "this is the place, we don't have to look anymore".

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 11:55 PM (NzBQO)

292 there. damn button.

this is madness.

Posted by: CAC at February 07, 2013 11:55 PM (6Gto6)

293 I like the pony tail girls. On the home front- my police trade in- Springfield M1A Scout and 5 extra, new , steel- 20 round magazines arrived today (with a pit stop to pick up a case of 1000 m80- 7.62 x 51 mm rounds). Some cop wrote "Fman" on the bottom of the magazine (which is decoratively edged with electrical tape) with a sharpie. It adds to the character! Metal and bore in VG+ condition, so that's something. Officer "Fman" wherever you are..Thank you!
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at February 07, 2013 11:48 PM (cCxiu)

NICE

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at February 07, 2013 11:55 PM (/7Xis)

294 If you think the Grammys are going to suck, the Oscars are going to be hosted by Seth McDouchebag this year

Be ready for lots of vicious jokes about Republicans and Christians repeated over and over and over

The Oscars; The Democrat National Convention with gowns and tuxes

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 11:56 PM (wwsoB)

295 CAC SMASH!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:56 PM (GEICT)

296 Posted by: CAC at February 07, 2013 11:54 PM (6Gto6)

You sure it wasn't a note from Choom Boy?

Posted by: BignJames at February 07, 2013 11:56 PM (j7iSn)

297 289 The BanHammer swinging quickly and often.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:54 PM (GEICT)

*******

Crap, I missed another one? I'm not paying attention.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:56 PM (qqZuQ)

298
Beat your shovels into AKs. I think I read something like that in the Bible.

http://www.guns.com/2012/12/12/shovel-ak/

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 11:56 PM (qo244)

299 Ok, so I have to go with the ponytail. Especially if she's wearing a wife beater and a pair of flannel pajama bottoms. Don't ask me why, but I find that very sexy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:57 PM (hpDVh)

300 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2013 11:57 PM (JMmQ9)

301 Crap, I missed another one? I'm not paying attention.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:56 PM (qqZuQ)



Same guy. He keeps trying to post.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:58 PM (GEICT)

302 Good night Alton Jackson.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 07, 2013 11:58 PM (qqZuQ)

303 I forgot I was behind him.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 11:58 PM (ORGYc)

304 A U.S. Marshals Service official says the search for Dorner has expanded from California to Nevada, Arizona and Mexico.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 11:58 PM (8sCoq)

305 On a side note, when my parents went wedding cake shopping for my sisters wedding they happened upon a place that makes cakes for the Reagan library. My Dad instantly was like "this is the place, we don't have to look anymore".
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 11:55 PM (NzBQO)


Did your sister choose the assault frosting, or the regular frosting?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 07, 2013 11:59 PM (7xPCu)

306 ok gotta share an email

I just received my tax return for 2013 back from the IRS. It puzzles
me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was
because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I
replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42
million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243
prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO
THE HELL DID I MISS

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 07, 2013 11:59 PM (2bYWM)

307 257
Dammit. That was me wasn't it? Any pity because I'm sick?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 07, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)


No pity, ever.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2013 11:59 PM (kaalw)

308 Since the Super Bowl ad has her front and center, some Bar Refaeli ponytail:

http://tinyurl.com/aguahvp

http://tinyurl.com/bky6nqk

Ooo baby, that's-a what I like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6haLBe8s4

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (0yfYt)

309 Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 07, 2013 11:59 PM (2bYWM)

I think you missed people from the future, since you should be filing 2012 taxes.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (7xPCu)

310 Speaking of weddings, you would think that a Gun-and-Bridal show would be a common sense idea, and yet a quick search shows no such thing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (hpDVh)

311 Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 07, 2013 11:59 PM (2bYWM)

*******

Now THAT'S funny.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (qqZuQ)

312 Out damn button! Out I say!

Posted by: mCACbeth at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (ORGYc)

313 I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS

Obama and his family.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (GULKT)

314 306 ok gotta share an email

I just received my tax return for 2013 back from the IRS. It puzzles
me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was
because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I
replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42
million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243
prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO
THE HELL DID I MISS




That's awesome! I'm stealing it.

Posted by: EC at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (doBIb)

315 No pity, ever.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2013 11:59 PM (kaalw)




Well, no, no pity expected from The Insanity.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:01 AM (GEICT)

316 304 A U.S. Marshals Service official says the search for Dorner has expanded from California to Nevada, Arizona and Mexico.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 11:58 PM (8sCoq)

*******

I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:02 AM (qqZuQ)

317 I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:02 AM (qqZuQ)

318 The BanHammer swinging quickly and often.

****

Dangit!

I missed a ban-worthy troll?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 08, 2013 12:03 AM (piMMO)

319 some Bar Refaeli

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (0yfYt)




http://tinyurl.com/antbt5w

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:03 AM (GEICT)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:03 AM (GEICT)

321 Dangit! I missed a ban-worthy troll?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 08, 2013 12:03 AM (piMMO)


Probably just raykon.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM (GULKT)

322 Speaking of weddings, you would think that a
Gun-and-Bridal show would be a common sense idea, and yet a quick search
shows no such thing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (hpDVh)

With white shotguns for the more formal weddings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM (673KB)

323 Woo-hoo! Had my blood draw for liver function tests this morning.....just snagged another two Mooseheads from the back fridge.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM (kaalw)

324 Darn, those old Life magazines are interesting. Check out what the MSM thought was important in a presidential candidate in "The Case for Ike". Scroll down a couple of pages.



http://tinyurl.com/a36gm6c

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 12:05 AM (M/TDA)

325 B-52s ponytail

http://is.gd/kuRn6x

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 12:05 AM (8sCoq)

326 With white shotguns for the more formal weddings.>>

Sorry but white is not worn at shotgun weddings.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 12:06 AM (qo244)

327 323 Woo-hoo! Had my blood draw for liver function tests this morning.....just snagged another two Mooseheads from the back fridge.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM (kaalw)

*******

Not thinking that liver function tests are an Olympic sport, but I may be wrong.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:06 AM (qqZuQ)

328 With white shotguns for the more formal weddings.

Where else can you find the perfect dress and complete your registry all in one trip! Plus, Dad actually doesn't mind being dragged along.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2013 12:07 AM (hpDVh)

329 I think they should dip into the Expanded Universe and do Mara Jade. That would be cool.
***
Megan Fox IS MARA JADE!

Posted by: Coming to a Theater near you at February 08, 2013 12:07 AM (AUeaU)

330 Ten Tall Men. I've never heard of that French Foreign Legion movie. Off to IMDB.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2013 12:07 AM (ORGYc)

331 White gi's (pronounced like a french-canadian "guy") are for pussies.

http://youtu.be/a8lUt0Ile00

Posted by: Sweep the leg at February 08, 2013 12:07 AM (I88Jc)

332 Where else can you find the perfect dress and complete your registry all in one trip! Plus, Dad actually doesn't mind being dragged along.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2013 12:07 AM (hpDVh)

*******

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded bride, against all enemies foreign and domestic, til death do you part?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:09 AM (qqZuQ)

333 A U.S. Marshals Service official says the search for Dorner has expanded from California to Nevada, Arizona and Mexico.
***
Any bets as to whether he sneaks across the "secured" border with Mexico and disappears into one of the lawless areas across the border?

I'm guessing some of Obama's Fast and Furious clients would pay well for a man that knows how to use their Obama guns and American police protocols in and out.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2013 12:10 AM (AUeaU)

334
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 12:00 AM (0yfYt)

that really would be a great job as an actor, better than random extra in Chuck that he was in

Posted by: The Dude at February 08, 2013 12:11 AM (vJdyz)

335 Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded bride, against all enemies foreign and domestic, til death do you part?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:09 AM (qqZuQ)

You should both pack serious heat on the big day, too.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:11 AM (7xPCu)

336 327
323 Woo-hoo! Had my blood draw for liver function tests this
morning.....just snagged another two Mooseheads from the back fridge.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM (kaalw)



*******



Not thinking that liver function tests are an Olympic sport, but I may be wrong.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:06 AM (qqZuQ)


Not quite an olympic sport -- more of a serious medical assessment. 30 years of steady drinking + 5 days of keepin' it clean -> how's the liver function test? If "good", ignore whinging.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:12 AM (kaalw)

337 330
2 1/2 stars on TCM.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 12:12 AM (M/TDA)

338 I prefer the open-carry weddings, myself...I'm kind of traditional.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:12 AM (7xPCu)

339 Sgt. Mike Kincaid of the French Foreign Legion learns, from a Riff prisoner, that an attack will soon be made by the villainous Hussin on the Legion's outpost of Tarfa. Kincaid volunteers to lead nine other Legionnaires on a mission to delay Hussin's attack till reinforcements arrive. When he discovers that Hussin plans to marry Mahla, a girl from a rival tribe, in order to build a coalition against the French, Kincaid kidnaps Mahla. Hussin forcefully takes her back, but by now his planned attack on Tarfa is crumbling and Mahla has begun to fall in love with Kincaid.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2013 12:13 AM (ORGYc)

340 Not quite an olympic sport -- more of a serious medical assessment. 30 years of steady drinking + 5 days of keepin' it clean -> how's the liver function test? If "good", ignore whinging.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:12 AM (kaalw)

*******

Don't mean to make light of something if serious. Hope it is all good for you.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:13 AM (qqZuQ)

341 goodnight friends

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 08, 2013 12:14 AM (8sCoq)

342 339 Sgt. Mike Kincaid of the French Foreign Legion learns, from a Riff prisoner, that an attack will soon be made by the villainous Hussin on the Legion's outpost of Tarfa. Kincaid volunteers to lead nine other Legionnaires on a mission to delay Hussin's attack till reinforcements arrive. When he discovers that Hussin plans to marry Mahla, a girl from a rival tribe, in order to build a coalition against the French, Kincaid kidnaps Mahla. Hussin forcefully takes her back, but by now his planned attack on Tarfa is crumbling and Mahla has begun to fall in love with Kincaid.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2013 12:13 AM (ORGYc)


Huh? If it's getting too late, you must translate!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:14 AM (7xPCu)

343 My alma mater's guy Nate Wolters just dropped 53 points in an NCAA D-1 game . . . most since 2009.

Just thought I'd throw that out there. I know y'all morons don't care about college hoopes, but y'know what?

(dramatic pause)

Posted by: filbert at February 08, 2013 12:14 AM (NaNKB)

344 Condi Rice, playing in the Pebble Beach pro am today, struck a spectator in the forehead with an assault golf ball.

In the interest of public safety, all golf balls need to be banned.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 12:14 AM (ccXZP)

345 Later Jones. BTW thinking of a possible Moron meet in CO this summer.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:15 AM (qqZuQ)

346 336
327

323 Woo-hoo! Had my blood draw for liver function tests this

morning.....just snagged another two Mooseheads from the back fridge.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM (kaalw)





*******





Not thinking that liver function tests are an Olympic sport, but I may be wrong.



Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:06 AM (qqZuQ)


Not
quite an olympic sport -- more of a serious medical assessment. 30
years of steady drinking + 5 days of keepin' it clean -> how's the
liver function test? If "good", ignore whinging.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:12 AM (kaalw)


Speaking of which, when did doctors become such puritan zealots? Honest to God, they're worse than Bloomberg -- and far less based on actual knowledge.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:15 AM (kaalw)

347 golf balls need to be banned.
If golf balls are banned, only criminals will play golf.

Posted by: filbert at February 08, 2013 12:16 AM (NaNKB)

348 I live in within six miles of Boston. The only news I heard today was on Mark Levin and Limbaugh. The local radio show I listen to had clips of the Boston Mayor, Menino, aka known as Mumbles and the TFG twin, in speeches and acts, and politics, our Gov. Deval Patrick.
Deval thinks he can order all cars off the road by noon tomorrow. There is a large snow storm headed here. It's all they have talked about a lll week.


Mark Levin confirmed what I posted on an older thread late this afternoon, the TFG went to sleep, and neither Hillary of TFT were told about what was going on in Benghazi on September 11, 2012.

The death of three American Citizens is on their hands. Do I have to ask the obvious, what would the media do if that happened less than two months before a presidential elections when the incumbent had an R after their name?

It pisses me off!

SCOAMF must be impeached, he's done too many things without the authority of the Constitution. Add the four dead American citizens from Libya, two from Fast & Furious, it could be more but I can only think of two right now and he'd be out of a job if we had a media that investigated!!

I have what Ace had earlier today. i read on my iPhone but did not post. I am furious that the media lets this JEF get away with these things, and ignores it to help the low info voters vote again for him or to stay home.!


Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 12:16 AM (z4WKX)

349 345 Later Jones. BTW thinking of a possible Moron meet in CO this summer.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:15 AM (qqZuQ)

I'm pulling for a blast-cast-barbecue somewhere along the Colorado River...something for everyone! The Arkansas either up by Leadville or down by Cotopaxi would do nicely too.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:17 AM (7xPCu)

350 (dramatic pause continues)

Posted by: filbert at February 08, 2013 12:17 AM (NaNKB)

351
A formal elopement always involves a white ladder.

Just doin' the old in-out. Don't mind me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 08, 2013 12:17 AM (+z4pE)

352
What doesn't Condi Rice do in her spare time? Play pin-ball, I think.

Posted by: Mark at February 08, 2013 12:17 AM (PcU4h)

353 344 Condi Rice, playing in the Pebble Beach pro am today, struck a spectator in the forehead with an assault golf ball.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 12:14 AM (ccXZP)


I'd have asked her to autograph it.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2013 12:18 AM (sdi6R)

354 Speaking of which, when did doctors become such puritan zealots? Honest to God, they're worse than Bloomberg -- and far less based on actual knowledge.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:15 AM (kaalw)

*******

Not this one. A mother of one of my 11-year-old patients told me that she lets him ride dirt bikes. I said- "Hey, go for it". This kid's got a really sucky heart problem and I'll be damned if I tell him not to enjoy his life.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:18 AM (qqZuQ)

355 342
See 324. It's an ad for a movie from the Life magazine referenced above.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 12:18 AM (M/TDA)

356 Apparently, there are competing Newtown children's choirs, one of which may have been formed by the request of ABC News or something with the Talking Heads involved. A group performed on ABC, at a NBA game, the Superbowl, and now the Grammys. Ryan Seacrest was involved with one of the groups. It is so creepy, and I would not be surprised if the WH is in consultations with some of the people involved.

Posted by: Baldy at February 08, 2013 12:19 AM (opS9C)

357
Condi Rice, playing in the Pebble Beach pro am today, struck a spectator in the forehead with an assault golf ball.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 12:14 AM (ccXZP)

I'd have asked her to autograph it.
Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2013 12:18 AM (sdi6R)
Condoleeza Rice would be hard to fit on a golf ball!

Posted by: Mark at February 08, 2013 12:20 AM (PcU4h)

358 344 Condi Rice, playing in the Pebble Beach pro am today, struck a spectator in the forehead with an assault golf ball.

In the interest of public safety, all golf balls need to be banned.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 12:14 AM (ccXZP)

You should see the domestic violence Bode Miller visited upon his poor, struggling female domestic partner! With an assault Pinnacle Tour 4 golf ball! Aye Carumba!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:20 AM (7xPCu)

359 I'm pulling for a blast-cast-barbecue somewhere along the Colorado River...something for everyone! The Arkansas either up by Leadville or down by Cotopaxi would do nicely too.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:17 AM (7xPCu)

*******

I know a place in the mountains near La Veta Pass that might sponsor a weekend meet.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:20 AM (qqZuQ)

360 It's the movie plot that was at IMDB for the FFL movie in the Life issue.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2013 12:20 AM (ORGYc)

361 can't make up my mind if I want to spend $30 for the Aliens game that comes out next week

Posted by: The Dude at February 08, 2013 12:21 AM (vJdyz)

362 340
Not quite an olympic sport -- more of a serious medical assessment. 30
years of steady drinking + 5 days of keepin' it clean -> how's the
liver function test? If "good", ignore whinging.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:12 AM (kaalw)



*******



Don't mean to make light of something if serious. Hope it is all good for you.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:13 AM (qqZuQ)


It's not really serious -- the doc's been raising alarms about my sugar, so I lost 35 pounds. He asked, "how?", and I responded "by cutting carbs" -- while the real answer is much more complex. Doctor goes, "Atkins" [which the medical establishment has been hoping to discredit since his book was published.] and thinks to check liver function to show that it's too dangerous for me to do anything but graze and chew cud.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:22 AM (kaalw)

363 356
More than creepy.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 12:22 AM (M/TDA)

364 Mishawaka. Mean anything to you morons?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:22 AM (0PiQ4)

365 (dramatic pause continues)

But oh, look. ESPN's SportsCenter is about to talk about a "53-Point Performance"

Funny, that!

Posted by: filbert at February 08, 2013 12:22 AM (NaNKB)

366 Hola morons. Virtual Friday here, weekend kicks in about 7.5 hours from right now. How y'all doin?

Posted by: zeera at February 08, 2013 12:23 AM (3dXwx)

367 Someone has probably already mentioned this, but as I read through the earlier postings here about Dorner's vehicle it was described as either white or blue.

Reading the AP account right now, and the truck was freakin' BLACK.

Of course, the article doesn't mention AT ALL his political leanings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 12:25 AM (ccXZP)

368 So, the only upside to being sick...meds. The PA (who I will note was both hot and flirty) suggested gargling with and then swallowing Children's Benadryl. Helps soothe the irritation from strep throat.


So, I swear up and down I heard her say "Two ounces". The wife says that's insane. Especially since the big bottle is only 8 oz. First dose I take a huge swig, gargle, down the hatch. 30 minutes later I'm slurring my words and damn near comatose. Wife asks what I did, I tell, the yelling commences.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:25 AM (GEICT)

369 I know a place in the mountains near La Veta Pass that might sponsor a weekend meet.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:20 AM (qqZuQ)

Fishing is optional, but encouraged if it's around the time when what little runoff we seem to be in for is winding down. Fishing slows down? Go shoot stuff on BLM land, or an outdoor range. Barbecue, rinse repeat. How well could this place handle a horde of morons inclined for some or all of those activities? Or other important activities such as networking, talking and drinking, for that matter.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:25 AM (7xPCu)

370 361 can't make up my mind if I want to spend $30 for the Aliens game that comes out next week
Posted by: The Dude at February 08, 2013 12:21 AM (vJdyz)


No. Just no.

They have been teasing it since the 90s. And it looks it.

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 12:26 AM (sqp6o)

371 364 Mishawaka. Mean anything to you morons?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:22 AM (0PiQ4)

Cache La Poudre River valley...they used to have a parrot or something. Saw Sound Tribe Sector Nine there a few years ago. Didn't burn down, did it?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:27 AM (7xPCu)

372
cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM
Take care of the one you've got. Replacements are hard to come by.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 08, 2013 12:27 AM (+9AX9)

373 Controversy Bubbles Up Over Newtown Children's Choir

Post was a former Newtown High choral director before she was charged with stealing from the school district by using bogus expense vouchers... Post said she was contacted by "Good Morning America" to organize the children's choir... "She is not exploiting those children because those parents would not allow [them] to go to sing with her" if she were. http://tinyurl.com/byvrgg5

Posted by: Baldy at February 08, 2013 12:28 AM (opS9C)

374 No. Just no.



They have been teasing it since the 90s. And it looks it.

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 12:26 AM (sqp6o)

But it's Gearbox who's only released one game that I didn't like but they didn't work on it much at all (Duke Nukem). Would love another Brothers in Arms though

Posted by: The Dude at February 08, 2013 12:29 AM (vJdyz)

375 How well could this place handle a horde of morons inclined for some or all of those activities? Or other important activities such as networking, talking and drinking, for that matter.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:25 AM (7xPCu)

******

Depends entirely on how many morons. Location has 40 acre private property- good for clay bird shooting (not skeet), target shooting, grilling, pool, jukebox, networking and drinking. We'll wait and see how much interest there might be. Thinking late June or early July.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:29 AM (qqZuQ)

376 372
cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM
Take care of the one you've got. Replacements are hard to come by.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 08, 2013 12:27 AM (+9AX9)

Talking about my hair again, aren't you?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:29 AM (7xPCu)

377 Sorry, BC

I just got over strep myself. I guess I shouldn't have posted while still contagious.

Four days of misery followed by relief that antibiotics provide.

Sorry, again.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:30 AM (0PiQ4)

378 323
Woo-hoo! Had my blood draw for liver function tests this morning.....just snagged another two Mooseheads from the back fridge.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 12:04 AM (kaalw)

====
how does one draw blood for tests without using a ........ a ..... a....... um..... er....... um....... a....... a sharp medical implement designed for the intended purpose?

Posted by: jc at February 08, 2013 12:30 AM (PlzOe)

379 363
Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2013 12:22 AM (M/TDA) -------- I don't know why, but I just thought of the Dionne Quintuplets, after re-reading my post 356.

Posted by: Baldy at February 08, 2013 12:31 AM (opS9C)

380
how does one draw blood for tests without using a ........ a ..... a....... um..... er....... um....... a....... a sharp medical implement designed for the intended purpose?

Place one bottle in your back pocket. Get shit faced drunk. Fall down.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 08, 2013 12:33 AM (+9AX9)

381 Mrs. Muldoon is lurking. Hi Sweetie!

I'm out Morons. Be good to the ones who love you. Have faith in the truth of your convictions.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:33 AM (qqZuQ)

382 Speaking of Star Wars we are all aware that Disney wants to do individual spin off films, right?

They want to start with two and three characters up for consideration are Yoda, Han Solo and Boba Fett.

I can *kinda* see a Han Solo Versus Boba Fett movie, but I can't really see them in seperate features. And Yoda...no, sorry, wouldn't work.

I think they should dip into the Expanded Universe and do Mara Jade. That would be cool.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 10:29 PM (LUnTP)


Just be glad they haven't announced a Jar Jar movie... yet.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 12:33 AM (Vk2pI)

383 377 Sorry, BC

I just got over strep myself. I guess I shouldn't have posted while still contagious.

Four days of misery followed by relief that antibiotics provide.

Sorry, again.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:30 AM (0PiQ4)



Lol. No worries. I went to see the doc the same day the symptoms started, so it appears it was caught early, and I've been on antibiotics since yesterday evening. Feeling a bit better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:34 AM (GEICT)

384 377 Sorry, BC

I just got over strep myself. I guess I shouldn't have posted while still contagious.

Four days of misery followed by relief that antibiotics provide.

Sorry, again.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:30 AM (0PiQ4)

I had that when I was young, maybe five...all I remember is a hacking cough, hospital food I wouldn't have fed to the dogs it was probably made from, and other forms of medical misery during that illness.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:34 AM (7xPCu)

385 Progressives’ Final Solution

The use of racial divisiveness has long been a hallmark of the Progressive Left. The stoking of racial hatred and ignorance at universities by peddling “critical race theory” or other such grievance studies and attempts to push “multiculturalism” has grown more explicit over time, and is perhaps approaching a crescendo. These “studies” often involve how “anglo-normative” values or “White privilege” oppresses non-White “persons of color” and can lead to White people being oppressed by their own whiteness! The proffered solution to these problems is to destroy “Whiteness” (or alternatively, “kyriarchy“), so that it may be replaced by some vision of utopia. We have now reached the point where that proffered solution is being put into effect: A mass shooter confessed he learned to hate white people in college.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=1381

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 12:34 AM (Vk2pI)

386 Model_1066

No, survived the wildfires due to the extraordinary efforts of firefighters. Still standing. And serving.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:34 AM (0PiQ4)

387 And everyone fucking *loves* those x-wings.

Someone get me Kathleen Kennedy on the horn. We got bid'ness to discuss.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2013 10:38 PM (LUnTP)


*pouts*

Posted by: Y-Wing at February 08, 2013 12:35 AM (Vk2pI)

388 Depends entirely on how many morons. Location has 40 acre private property- good for clay bird shooting (not skeet), target shooting, grilling, pool, jukebox, networking and drinking. We'll wait and see how much interest there might be. Thinking late June or early July.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2013 12:29 AM (qqZuQ)

Some might not be afraid to bring a tent, too. Something to stumble to at the end of the day.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:36 AM (7xPCu)

389 Early in my golfing 'career' I hit my friend with a line drive 4 wood shot from about 40 yards away. I hollered fore but instead of ducking he turned around, and it hit him in the upper chest/shoulder area.

My bad. The cool thing was looking at the impact effects -- the hydroshock bruised all his surface veins for about a foot in all directions. I should of took a picture.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 12:36 AM (ccXZP)

390 My bad. The cool thing was looking at the impact effects -- the
hydroshock bruised all his surface veins for about a foot in all
directions. I should of took a picture.>>

Oh hell he should of bought a used bulletproof vest shot it in the right location and spread the story you shot him to test the vest.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 12:39 AM (qo244)

391 Some might not be afraid to bring a tent, too. Something to stumble to at the end of the day.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:36 AM (7xPCu)




Sounds like a damn fine time to be had by you Morons

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:39 AM (GEICT)

392 387 Model_1066

No, survived the wildfires due to the extraordinary efforts of firefighters. Still standing. And serving.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:34 AM (0PiQ4)

Good to hear that. I haven't been up to the Fort or the Poudre for a few years, at least two years before the fire. Is it pretty bad, as far as all those charred trees and houses choking the river with silt and ash? I clearly recall how much the Hayman fire messed up the South Platte. What was in one year a huge pool probably twenty feet deep was post-fire a dead puddle filled with gravel and topped with six inches of ash.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:40 AM (7xPCu)

393 Mom always thought Tony Bennett was a douche. When Frank Sinatra died, which was YEARS ago, he announced, "I'm number one."

Actually, he's number two.

Posted by: shibumi at February 08, 2013 12:41 AM (z63Tr)

394 Sounds like a damn fine time to be had by you Morons>>

Guns and drunks on 40 acres takes me back to my Vo Tech days.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 12:41 AM (qo244)

395 there, Aliens: Colonial Marines bought

Posted by: The Dude at February 08, 2013 12:42 AM (vJdyz)

396 390 Early in my golfing 'career' I hit my friend with a line drive 4 wood shot from about 40 yards away. I hollered fore but instead of ducking he turned around, and it hit him in the upper chest/shoulder area.

My bad. The cool thing was looking at the impact effects -- the hydroshock bruised all his surface veins for about a foot in all directions. I should of took a picture.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 12:36 AM (ccXZP)

When my bro and I were but preteen dumbasses, we'd hit golf balls at a brick wall forty feet away and try to hit each other with them.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:42 AM (7xPCu)

397 Three Dog Night's "Black and White" is an interesting cultural artifact...for you crackers.

http://youtu.be/68i4tMmv9F4

Posted by: NateX at February 08, 2013 12:44 AM (I88Jc)

398 Hmmm....I wonder if there are enough Morons in the NE Florida area to pull off a weekend campground meet up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:44 AM (GEICT)

399 It's Mother Jones but hey ... even a blind squirrel ..

Obama appoints former Target store manager to oversee nuclear security. Same dude was commander of a nuke unit in Montana that failed inspections with flying colors after he left.

Obama is worse than incompetent, he is malevolent.

http://tinyurl.com/b2wec3y

Posted by: crosspatch at February 08, 2013 12:44 AM (ZbLJZ)

400 Just be glad they haven't announced a Jar Jar movie... yet.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 12:33 AM (Vk2pI)


'Roots' remake?




I denounce myself.

Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 12:45 AM (sqp6o)

401 403 Just be glad they haven't announced a Jar Jar movie... yet.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 12:33 AM (Vk2pI)


'Roots' remake?




I denounce myself.
Posted by: RWC at February 08, 2013 12:45 AM (sqp6o)

When that happens, self-immolation will become an option. For the children.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 12:46 AM (7xPCu)

402 Is it guess the tranny night on the blog? Is there a dick or not.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 12:49 AM (qo244)

403
Depends entirely on how many morons. Location has 40 acre private property- good for clay bird shooting (not skeet), target shooting, grilling, pool, jukebox, networking and drinking. We'll wait and see how much interest there might be. Thinking late June or early July.


I'm in.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2013 12:50 AM (hpDVh)

404 Model_1066

I'm a recent transplant so I'm not well versed in wildfires. it seems to me me from my drive by viewing that homes were spared due to the efforts of firemen to spare them. But the landscape in those areas, char broiled.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:53 AM (0PiQ4)

405 (dramatic pause continues)

. . .

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: filbert at February 08, 2013 12:54 AM (NaNKB)

406
Am I back?

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 12:54 AM (lgMl+)

407 Hey, I've escaped the spam filter once again.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 12:54 AM (lgMl+)

408 Depends entirely on how many morons. Location has 40 acre private
property- good for clay bird shooting (not skeet), target shooting,
grilling, pool, jukebox, networking and drinking.>>

I have a place like that in Minnesota (kinda). It's in the woods so no pool, no electricity, no running water... But drinking and shooting work just fine. Oh and fucking big ass bon fires.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 12:56 AM (qo244)

409 Carmen's Habanera is sweet! I like to play it on the piano - after smoking a bowl.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2013 12:56 AM (4lyMJ)

410 40 acres? Shit, I have 40 acres of driveway.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 12:57 AM (lgMl+)

411 I am furious that the media lets this JEF get away
with these things, and ignores it to help the low info voters vote again
for him or to stay home.!







Posted by: CarolT at February 08, 2013 12:16 AM (z4WKX)


=====
I have reached the sad conclusion that the same people that own the media own the government, too. It is the best explanation for the many things I see.
The worst part of this conclusion is I always thought Nader was a stupid, paranoid twit. Now, I sound just like him. Yeesh. Yeesh. Double Yeesh.

Posted by: jc at February 08, 2013 12:57 AM (PlzOe)

412 Seamus

Count me in too.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:58 AM (0PiQ4)

413 40 acres? Shit, I have 40 acres of driveway.>>

Does it lead to your Condo?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 12:59 AM (qo244)

414 299
Ok, so I have to go with the ponytail. Especially if she's wearing a
wife beater and a pair of flannel pajama bottoms. Don't ask me why, but
I find that very sexy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 07, 2013 11:57 PM

If you're not busy tomorrow, I'm busting out of this nuthouse and could use a place to hide out

Posted by: Sarah Connor at February 08, 2013 01:00 AM (wwsoB)

415 405
(dramatic pause continues)

. . .

The Aristocrats!


Posted by: filbert at February 08, 2013 12:54 AM (NaNKB)


====
filbert gottfried? filbert gottfried of the aflac aristocrats?

Posted by: jc at February 08, 2013 01:00 AM (PlzOe)

416 40 acres? Shit, I have 40 acres of driveway.>>

Does it lead to your Condo?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 12:59 AM (qo244)


A little mood music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztCrH4ZwySc

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 01:01 AM (Vk2pI)

417
>>Does it lead to your Condo?

Nope. You can shoot skeet, birds, deer, coyotes, maybe even a wolf if you get real lucky, though.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:02 AM (lgMl+)

418 If you're not busy tomorrow, I'm busting out of this nuthouse and could use a place to hide out

Sure, but I don't have room for the kid. He's welcome to stay at my buddy Harry's place. Harry's a Senator, so you know he's trustworthy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 08, 2013 01:02 AM (hpDVh)

419 I have a place like that in Minnesota (kinda). It's in the woods so no pool, no electricity, no running water... But drinking and shooting work just fine. Oh and fucking big ass bon fires.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 12:56 AM (qo244)

Pool=lake
running water=river

Bet you're not too far from either of those...Where generally in Minn? I know the Duluth area, sort of. Saint Cloud a bit too. Twin Cities more than I would like to.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:03 AM (7xPCu)

420 It's all about the Hamiltons:

http://youtu.be/GVqoYvlEZis

Posted by: T2: Tryout Day at February 08, 2013 01:04 AM (I88Jc)

421 404
Model_1066



I'm a recent transplant so I'm not well versed in wildfires. it
seems to me me from my drive by viewing that homes were spared due to
the efforts of firemen to spare them. But the landscape in those areas,
char broiled.



Posted by: L, Elle at February 08, 2013 12:53 AM

What? There were disasters OTHER than hurricane Sandy? Until your governor demands that congress fork over the cash and multimillionaire musicians hold telethons, it didn't happen

Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2013 01:05 AM (wwsoB)

422 417
>>Does it lead to your Condo?

Nope. You can shoot skeet, birds, deer, coyotes, maybe even a wolf if you get real lucky, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:02 AM (lgMl+)

I doubt I could shoot a coyote myself...in fact, there are quite a few bipeds I'd remorselessly dispatch before thinking about wasting something that looks all furry and cuddly like a dog. Even though I know they're nature's four-legged vulture assholes. Unless of course, said coyote was aggressive and needed killin'. I love ruining clay pigeons' day no matter what.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:07 AM (7xPCu)

423
To be fair, though, 40 acres is pretty much a building lot in someof this country. The neighbors all have 5,000 -15,000 deeded acres. My place is like a dot in that landscape.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:07 AM (FIKRD)

424 Pool=lake

running water=river>>

The lake on our land aint much of a swimming lake (not that that stopped us as kids) but It is remote and fun for escaping modern reality. A weekend of being cut off from the news is cathartic.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:09 AM (qo244)

425 To be fair, though, 40 acres is pretty much a building lot in someof
this country. The neighbors all have 5,000 -15,000 deeded acres. My
place is like a dot in that landscape.>>

Also to be fair my joke was born of jealousy. I got more than most as far as acreage but I'm not a 1%er like you.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:12 AM (qo244)

426 "As you pick up the telephone to call police..."

Well, there's your mistake, Bubba. If I have to use an illegal weapon to take out the trash those guys are going into the crawl space.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 08, 2013 01:12 AM (1+XRG)

427
>>I'm not a 1%er like you.


Heh. I wish.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:13 AM (+6L5X)

428 It's only a matter of time before something like this actually comes out:

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anime-news-nina/2013-02-06

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 08, 2013 01:14 AM (Vk2pI)

429
Pool=lake

running water=river


The pond would be good for you.

Posted by: Ty Webb at February 08, 2013 01:15 AM (+6L5X)

430
Good rule of thumb on coyotes :
If you are seeing coyotes during daylight hours, you've got too many of them.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:16 AM (+6L5X)

431 368
So, the only upside to being sick...meds. The PA (who I will note was
both hot and flirty) suggested gargling with and then swallowing
Children's Benadryl. Helps soothe the irritation from strep throat.





So, I swear up and down I heard her say "Two ounces". The wife says
that's insane. Especially since the big bottle is only 8 oz. First dose I
take a huge swig, gargle, down the hatch. 30 minutes later I'm slurring
my words and damn near comatose. Wife asks what I did, I tell, the
yelling commences.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:25 AM (GEICT)

After 20 years of marriage I can tell you what mistakes you made.
1. You did what a woman told you to do.
2. You didn't do what a woman thought she was telling you to do.
Once you understand that, you then need to forget it because it will change the next day.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 08, 2013 01:16 AM (Zd/NW)

432 Dedicated to the not so tricky one, here is Roy Orbison's "Crying":

http://youtu.be/cQrgeeS_qbo


Posted by: Jane's Addiction at February 08, 2013 01:17 AM (I88Jc)

433 The pond would be good for you.>>

I thought of the same thing go to 3:50 at the link

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2200173/chevy_chase_caddy_shack_very_funny_clip/

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:18 AM (qo244)

434 426 "As you pick up the telephone to call police..."

Well, there's your mistake, Bubba. If I have to use an illegal weapon to take out the trash those guys are going into the crawl space.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 08, 2013 01:12 AM (1+XRG)

Shame if your phone doesn't work.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:18 AM (7xPCu)

435 So, the only upside to being sick...meds. The PA (who I will note was both hot and flirty) suggested gargling with and then swallowing Children's Benadryl. Helps soothe the irritation from strep throat.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 08, 2013 12:25 AM (GEICT)


Benadryl trips are bad... very, very bad:

http://tinyurl.com/7798ha4

Posted by: Psychedelicat at February 08, 2013 01:19 AM (Vk2pI)

436 I would feel kinda guilty saying "I'da let you live, but there's no way I'm going to jail for seven years over your ass. Hold still - I'll make it clean."

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 08, 2013 01:20 AM (1+XRG)

437 424 Pool=lake

running water=river>>

The lake on our land aint much of a swimming lake (not that that stopped us as kids) but It is remote and fun for escaping modern reality. A weekend of being cut off from the news is cathartic.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:09 AM (qo244)

I can speak Minnesota:

aint much of a swimming lake = in less than two minutes you will be covered head to toe in black, squirming leeches trying to suck every drop of blood out of you.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:21 AM (7xPCu)

438 Dedicated to the not so tricky one, here is Roy Orbison's "Crying":

http://youtu.be/cQrgeeS_qbo


The duet with kd lang or however you spell its name is not at all bad either:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmisOxCHEiw

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 01:23 AM (0yfYt)

439
>>I can speak Minnesota:

Me, too. How's the fishing? Walleye, Pike, Crappie?

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:24 AM (+6L5X)

440 aint much of a swimming lake = in less than two minutes you will be
covered head to toe in black, squirming leeches trying to suck every
drop of blood out of you. >>

Well it is surrounded by swamp but it is also more than 20' deep so if you swim in the middle off a raft it's just fine.

46°45'26.77" N 93°39'12.45" W

We own half the lake shore.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:25 AM (qo244)

441 More news from Bonefornia -- Lawmakers have introduced a slew of bills making CA the nation's toughest gun control freaks of them all.

You're about to get it good and hard, CA Morons.

http://tinyurl.com/b24sgkq (AP)

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2013 01:26 AM (ccXZP)

442

♫ I'm lookin' California
and feelin' Minnesota ♪

Posted by: Chris Cornell at February 08, 2013 01:26 AM (0yfYt)

443
Posted by: Chris Cornell at February 08, 2013 01:26 AM (0yfYt)

You know, it just dawned on me the other day that you owe Sammy Hagar a hearty thanks for those years he was in Montrose.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:28 AM (+6L5X)

444 439
>>I can speak Minnesota:

Me, too. How's the fishing? Walleye, Pike, Crappie?
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:24 AM (+6L5X)

Haven't been fishing there in awhile, but walleye has always been good to me in Minnesota. Them's good eatin', too.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:29 AM (7xPCu)

445 Benadryl trips are bad... very, very bad:

http://tinyurl.com/7798ha4


....

Did you read the idiot, Bruce, 'Ranks very low'?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 08, 2013 01:30 AM (piMMO)

446 Sorry -- away for a while.



To recapitulate, I just turned 50, I'm fat, I've spent 25 years as a CPA while my blood pressure was elevated (when I graduated college, it was more like "blood seep" -- 95/60). I'm thankful for my relations that had gout as teetotalers....'cause it made it abundantly clear that I should take the damned pill and ignore the recommended lifestyle changes. And, now that the doc has decided to worry about liver function because I'm reducing carbs instead of calories, I thought I'd play "nice" for a few days before the blood draw and see how much "permanent" damage was being done (if you get a blood draw during a hangover, don't be surprised if it says you're an alcoholic on the road to ruin).


To a certain extent, you want to have a doctor that's going to challenge you -- critique your lifestyle for harmful behaviors. But, on another FUNDAMENTAL level, you want one that doesn't just bitch at you, but rather works for you to enhance your life.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 01:31 AM (kaalw)

447 That KD performance felt more like an...impersonation. I like duets that are more...complementary.

http://youtu.be/Rm5-sZLBPfs

Posted by: Jane's Benediction at February 08, 2013 01:32 AM (I88Jc)

448 Model_1066, If I'm in CO at the time I'd love to attend as well. I vote for the Poudre canyon site, but that's purely out of selfishness since it means less driving after the 13 hour drive to get to CO in the first place.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at February 08, 2013 01:32 AM (wbeNt)

449
The plural of Pike is Pike....and they are just eating machines.
They are a ball on the fly.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:32 AM (+6L5X)

450 But, on another FUNDAMENTAL level, you want one that doesn't just bitch at you, but rather works for you to enhance your life.

Is this code for "supplies you with seriously-pure-fucking-ass heroin"?

Because then I agree.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 08, 2013 01:33 AM (0yfYt)

451 446 cthulhu

You said a mouthful!

There's a reason that while we do our jobs, doctors are only practicing.


Posted by: scottst at February 08, 2013 01:33 AM (YT+GP)

452 446 cthulhu

This means 6 days per week at the gym, 50 minutes on the treadmill or elliptical, then weights ... and no more burgers ... you will now live La Vida Low-Cal ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 08, 2013 01:38 AM (edr3f)

453 That sounds gross, but... I'm in desperate need of cocktail
recommendations for when I get tired of beer and wine. For Vegas, etc.
Next month. I always have this problem. Have tried gin and tonic, salty
dog, vodka cran, vodka soda, dirty martini, etc. Nothing is perfect. As
you can tell, I am fond of non-sweet, with clear liquors. NO BROWN
liquor! Issues from long ago.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 07, 2013 10:50 PM (S+/pH)




Try vodka and soda with a cranberry splash, lemon twist if you want some fruit.

Posted by: ONT bartender at February 08, 2013 01:38 AM (AaIjD)

454 The plural of Pike is Pike....and they are just eating machines.

Yeah, The Northern Pikes fucked up their own name. I have no first-hand knowledge of their eating prowess, but they're not a bad bar band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG3ExHB133k

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 01:38 AM (0yfYt)

455 440 aint much of a swimming lake = in less than two minutes you will be
covered head to toe in black, squirming leeches trying to suck every
drop of blood out of you. >>

Well it is surrounded by swamp but it is also more than 20' deep so if you swim in the middle off a raft it's just fine.

46°45'26.77" N 93°39'12.45" W

We own half the lake shore.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2013 01:25 AM (qo244)

What are winters up there like? I really think it would be oddball-beautiful to go up to the boundary waters area in the dead of winter for about two weeks. Probably be the only time in my life where I would be - or could get- more than 20 miles away from the nearest human. I was absolutely fascinated by the story bandied about recently examining the Russian family living independently far away in the taiga, cut off from all contact for at least 40 years. Archaeological gold, but not long after the modern world got to them, they up and died.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:38 AM (7xPCu)

456
>>What are winters up there like? I really think it would be oddball-beautiful to go up to the boundary waters area in the dead of winter for about two weeks. Probably be the only time in my life where I would be - or could get- more than 20 miles away from the nearest human

The Northern Lights would make it all worthwhile.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:41 AM (+6L5X)

457 448 Model_1066, If I'm in CO at the time I'd love to attend as well. I vote for the Poudre canyon site, but that's purely out of selfishness since it means less driving after the 13 hour drive to get to CO in the first place.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at February 08, 2013 01:32 AM (wbeNt)

Plan on making it a camping trip-even a car-camping trip, with most of the luxuries of home, and you'll do splendidly wherever it may be.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:41 AM (7xPCu)

458 More Northern Pikes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woGOU5zA0c0

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 01:41 AM (0yfYt)

459 The Northern Lights would make it all worthwhile.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:41 AM (+6L5X)

I was working on the north slope of Alaska a long time ago, far away from even the dim lights of Prudhoe Bay, and saw unbelievable northern lights, horizon to horizon. Lasted for about 45 minutes, seemed like three minutes.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:43 AM (7xPCu)

460 Anytime I get to see the NL I feel incredibly lucky. One of the best shows on earth.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:44 AM (+6L5X)

461 451
446 cthulhu

You said a mouthful!

There's a reason that while we do our jobs, doctors are only practicing.




Posted by: scottst at February 08, 2013 01:33 AM (YT+GP)


I went through a bit of crap to get the doctor I have. My previous doc was wildly incompetent and this one was well-recommended. And, I've got to say, he's not stupid.

But when I checked in with him before Obamacare passed, he said, "well, something must be done" -- and when I insisted on every test possible because I turned 50 before Obamacare cut everything, he seemed unconcerned.

I think he'd make a great concierge doc.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 01:45 AM (kaalw)

462 436
I would feel kinda guilty saying "I'da let you live, but there's no way
I'm going to jail for seven years over your ass. Hold still - I'll make
it clean."

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 08, 2013 01:20 AM (1+XRG)


I wouldn't.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 01:47 AM (kaalw)

463 The "Northern Lights" were Canada's attempt to emulate the "Do They Know It's Christmas" Ethiopia famine relief song, which successfully transformed all of Africa into functioning modern societies or maybe just emphasized that guilt money alone does sweet-fuck-all, aside from padding the bank accounts of well-placed gangsters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsWGfQC3jMs

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 01:48 AM (0yfYt)

464 461 They are vicious.

Northerns

Pike
Posted by: Dick at February 08, 2013 01:44 AM (TCWe9)

Don't know if it's just an urban myth, but I've heard stories of muskies (big, badass cousin of northerns) taking off toes of people swishing their feet in the water at a boat dock. They munch down ducklings like fat people munch down dim sum. My grandfather caught one that was about 60 pounds, and for some macabre reason kept the skull, which was about the size of a softball, lots of needle-like, vicious teeth.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:48 AM (7xPCu)

465 Featuring Corey Hart doing his very best Sting impression ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 01:49 AM (0yfYt)

466 465 Featuring Corey Hart doing his very best Sting impression ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 01:49 AM (0yfYt)

Are either of those two even still alive?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:51 AM (7xPCu)

467 452
446 cthulhu



This means 6 days per week at the gym, 50 minutes on the treadmill
or elliptical, then weights ... and no more burgers ... you will now
live La Vida Low-Cal ...





Posted by: Arbalest at February 08, 2013 01:38 AM (edr3f)


Yep, and my reaction is the same as for anyone else telling me how to live my life: "uh-huh" -- until you try incentives; "fuck off" -- until you try coercion; "when you least expect it" otherwise.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 01:52 AM (kaalw)

468
>>They munch down ducklings like fat people munch down dim sum.

Pike, Muskies and even big Bass love to eat the ducklings. It's a pretty awesome sight.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:52 AM (+6L5X)

469 430

Good rule of thumb on coyotes :
If you are seeing coyotes during daylight hours, you've got too many of them.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2013 01:16 AM (+6L5X)


This.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2013 01:53 AM (kaalw)

470 Jeeves and Wooster's "Nagasaki":

http://youtu.be/oD7a-DyYsAI

Posted by: A Cropper Nostalgia at February 08, 2013 01:53 AM (I88Jc)

471 Night all.

Speaking of fish, here is "Fishheads" by Barnes and Barnes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 01:53 AM (Vk2pI)

472 Jeeves and Wooster's "Nagasaki":

Nice.

There's a Mark Steyn column featuring that song somewhere too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 01:55 AM (0yfYt)

473 471 Night all.

Speaking of fish, here is "Fishheads" by Barnes and Barnes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2013 01:53 AM (Vk2pI)

haven't looked yet, but assuming they're the roly-poly variety...

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 01:56 AM (7xPCu)

474 In the wake of the Haiti whateverthefuck, Canadian artists again attempt to save the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB7L1BIDELc

Some StarCraft player appropriates the tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH4w7UZV3NA

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 02:00 AM (0yfYt)

475 Yep...kids, if you're going to go to the Fish Heads link provided, please remove all sharp objects from the room, and for God's sake, stay away from any psychedelics. Thank you and good night.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 02:02 AM (7xPCu)

476 Haiti's all fucking awesome now, right?

Because a bunch of multimillionaires wanted me to pay them sing such inspiring shit as:

"they'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag"

If that garbled nonsensical phrase makes sense to you, congratulations, you could be a 'recording industry sensation'.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 02:04 AM (0yfYt)

477 The Great American Songbook is the cultural key for our country's longevity.

Posted by: Eternal Rejuvenation at February 08, 2013 02:05 AM (I88Jc)

478 I mean, the tune's kind of nice.

An uplifting anthem, of sorts.

If only the lyricist had a grounding in basic English.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 02:08 AM (0yfYt)

479 The StarCraft parody actually makes some/more grammatical sense, which is kind of sad.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 02:09 AM (0yfYt)

480
lol "long strings of unbroken text are annoying.."
Well, yeah, sorta like the cloying appeals of a faux conservative, but what difference does it make?

Posted by: Born Free at February 08, 2013 02:14 AM (jnJcf)

481 They cured him alright.

-----------

I know where *that* comes from.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda is not prisoner 66 double 5 321 at February 08, 2013 02:14 AM (1c58W)

482 It makes as much sense to blame Haiti's corrupt shittastic society on Internet lag as ... lack of freedom-waving flags 'going back' as they get older.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 02:15 AM (0yfYt)

483 Whee! This is AoS post 337337. Surely this means something.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 08, 2013 02:16 AM (AMsS5)

484 The one guy's singing in Quebecois, which is the artiste community's serious assurance of super-freedom anti-corruption bonafides.

Because everything done en francais is fucking totally above-board.

*cough*

http://tinyurl.com/b9kljxr

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 02:19 AM (0yfYt)

485 " I just want to know where the Nazis originally came from before landing in Germany."

From that clipping, obviously. from the Austrian Galaxy.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 08, 2013 02:20 AM (AMsS5)

486 Night all. Crawling towards 56k words. *thud*

For TPH - http://animeshrine.us/gallery/devilhunteryohko/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 08, 2013 02:20 AM (LqrVH)

487 " Remember Linda Carter insulting Sarah Palin?"

OH NOES! How will I ever enjoy Wonder Woman again?

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 08, 2013 02:29 AM (13IVx)

488 Just received word that mom is in the final stages of life. She's 98. Any prayers would be helpful.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 08, 2013 02:31 AM (+9AX9)

489 That is in fact odd, that the parody has to make sense, while the original song can be a bunch of gibberish, as long as it's set to a conventionally-anthemic tune.

Were I Ace, I could get a 4k-word post out of this observation.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 02:31 AM (0yfYt)

490 take your cheesing, back to Aiur << they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag

Because your real poets, they aren't influenced by pecuniary motives.

They seek truth. Justice. All that shit.

And employ their especial gifts towards those goals.

Fucking grammar and sense be damned.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 02:41 AM (0yfYt)

491 Adapting the X-wing novels would be good. Not even necessarily directly,
just use Wedge Antilles and Rogue/Wraith Squadron. You could scrap the
rest if you follow the general theme of the novels. Fighter
Squadron/Commando Unit.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2013 10:36 PM (GULKT)

Never mind Rogue Squadron, go with Wraith Squadron. "Pretty. What do we blow up first?" You could have the funniest Star Wars movie yet, and not in a unintentional way (as in Holiday Special). Plenty of good characters, plenty of action, plenty of humor, and plenty of X-Wing space combat action.

On the other hand, I personally would prefer to see Ysanne Isard be the main antagonist rather than Warlord Zsinj or Admiral Trigit. She went up against Rogue Squadron much more than Wraith. And a big-screen adaptation of the Lusankya's escape from Coruscant could be fun to see. There's also more Jedi presence in Rogue, and the idea of making a Star Wars film without having any main characters wield lightsabers in it might scare off producers.

Posted by: Dan K. at February 08, 2013 02:44 AM (c32CV)

492 So, Menendez inquiry widens, fuck that get the hell out. A r would have been forced out. A liberal murdering cop is on the loose and the fucking media ignores it cause he's a liberal.A little girl has a baby at nine, which means she got pregnant at eight by her stepfather, then doctors steralize her, and the peice of shit president wants fags in the Boy Scouts.Jesus wept

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 08, 2013 02:54 AM (XboQD)

493 Manly men (sarc) Obama and Biden's gun grabbing initiative are supported by Democratic Congressmen.

Is this, as Slyvester the cat would say...."The Revenge of the "Sith"ssies.

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at February 08, 2013 03:06 AM (cCxiu)

494 Damn, Lori Rothman's flexible.

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2013 03:12 AM (I88Jc)

495 Vitriol and spite, what good do they do us? Well, for one thing, they keep us sane in an insane world. I mention this only because I am tired of the recent attempt to attack the current administrations use of drones. I can understand if people want to attack the fool at the top, but leave the killing of our enemies out of it. You know that this could all be a plot by the guy at the top to start a controversy. One that could limit our use of deadly force against his Islamist friends. He bows down to them. He veto's the supply of weapons to people that might overthrow Assad. Why? So that when the "rebels" win, they can say that we did not help them. There is no clear path forward, but let's just keep killing the bad guys (with drones rather than our children on the ground,regardless of whetherthey are Americans or Martians or any other hateful group of devil worshipers!) while we figure it out. Aye, aye?

Posted by: and irresolute at February 08, 2013 03:13 AM (DBH1h)

496 Weird how a 60+ year-old recording of an even-older folk song describes a more interesting, more human, more-relevant story, than the sum total of halfwitted semi-thoughts a bunch of modern 'recording artists' managed to puke out over thousands of dollars of expensive wasted studio time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3QJPxiLOPo

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2013 03:25 AM (0yfYt)

497 Rossini's "Stabat Mater Dolorosa":

http://youtu.be/MU9cyUBNH5U

Posted by: derit at February 08, 2013 03:27 AM (I88Jc)

498 Stark contrasts there boyz!

Posted by: and irresolute at February 08, 2013 03:34 AM (DBH1h)

499 While the dance floor is empty ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWptXUblA4E

Posted by: and irresolute at February 08, 2013 03:37 AM (DBH1h)

500 prayers going up Harleycowboy. She lived a full life to make it to 98...

Posted by: zeera at February 08, 2013 03:38 AM (Lv9bM)

501 The number of people on the internet jumping in to defend Dorner's actions is astounding. What in the actual fuck is wrong with this country?

Posted by: ElKomandante at February 08, 2013 03:47 AM (MCAFI)

502 Got that right. Mad dog. Terrorist tactics. Not good. Need to dust him as soon as possible. .... .... Now I must say good night, bless all here, sleep well Claude.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6s49OKp6aE

Posted by: and irresolute at February 08, 2013 03:54 AM (DBH1h)

503 483 Whee! This is AoS post 337337. Surely this means something.
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 08, 2013 02:16 AM (AMsS5)

That's got a prime number feel to it, but I doubt it is.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 04:12 AM (7xPCu)

504 500 prayers going up Harleycowboy. She lived a full life to make it to 98...
Posted by: zeera at February 08, 2013 03:38 AM (Lv9bM)

My grandmother passed at 96, still living independently. Quite a sweet, gentle lady but still tough as nails. She died about 8 years ago, and I haven't thought about her in a long time...but now I really miss her. Prayers being sent here, too.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 04:16 AM (7xPCu)

505 That's got a prime number feel to it, but I doubt it is.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 08, 2013 04:12 AM (7xPCu)
It's not. 337337 = 48191 * 7.

Posted by: Dan K. at February 08, 2013 04:20 AM (c32CV)

506 I'd wade through all of the comments, but fukkit. Whazzap roonz and roonettez!?!?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 08, 2013 05:07 AM (yh0zB)

507 *dessicated leg falls on ground; raises a tiny puff of dust*

Posted by: the thread at February 08, 2013 05:37 AM (SSWdi)

508 yeah...so I had time to go back and read everything after all...crazy bunch here.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 08, 2013 06:01 AM (yh0zB)

509 488harleycowboy;


I'm very sorry to hear that. 98 years is a pretty good run though. My grandfather died this past December. He was 97.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 08, 2013 06:02 AM (eVWwC)

510
And Almond Joy candybars. "Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't." Well I ALWAYS feel like the former. Someone has to die for that!

--Chris Dorner

Posted by: Chris Dorner at February 08, 2013 06:19 AM (f+TdG)

511 501
The number of people on the internet jumping in to defend Dorner's
actions is astounding. What in the actual fuck is wrong with this
country?

Posted by: ElKomandante at February 08, 2013 03:47 AM (MCAFI)

Lot of people hate the cops; that's mostly drugs and gangs. Then there are the few twisted minds that just like to stir things up. Add in a few revolutionaries and there you go. If Dorner is getting help, this could turn into a real mess. Ask Bill Ayers, he would know.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 08, 2013 06:28 AM (ri6+8)

512 511 Skandia Recluse,

I love the cops. I love everyone. I don't care Obammy's my daddy!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 08, 2013 06:53 AM (LRFds)

513 re: "The number of people on the internet jumping in to defend Dorner's actions is astounding. What in the actual fuck is wrong with this country?"

Remember that the story's not real. The events are, but we don't experience them. It's just a thing on TV. So it's a matter of story structure.

He's the most rational actor in the story. People can understand a guy who snaps and goes on a comic-book righteous-vengeance binge. They don't want to, necessarily, but--his antagonists are wildly lashing out at completely innocent people. They're dangerous to us. He's not. He has a list and we're not on it.

Most people, in order to buy into a story, have to identify with somebody in it. He's the least bad guy in this show.

Posted by: oblig. at February 08, 2013 07:07 AM (cePv8)






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