Crazed Murderer Big Fan of Obama, Hillary, Soledad O'Brien, Piers Morgan, and Elite Media As a General Matter

But no one on the left could possibly be violent.

And in other news your esteemed legacy media is lying to your face about.

Posted by: Ace at 03:16 PM



Comments

1

He'd have to be crazy to listen to those fools.

Posted by: imp at February 07, 2013 03:18 PM (UaxA0)

2 eh

Posted by: JDP at February 07, 2013 03:18 PM (60GaT)

3 First!

Posted by: ALH at February 07, 2013 03:18 PM (yAPdC)

4 Of course he is an 'bama man, there was a 96% probability and it being CA that is probably closer to 100%.

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2013 03:18 PM (53z96)

5 Wasn't your previous post and this very subject? And why haven't you referenced the shooting at the FRC? That shooter got his hit list from the Southern Poverty Law Center?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2013 03:18 PM (w+Dvf)

6 Also, Boooooosh!

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 07, 2013 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

7 [clicks CTRL-F, looks for "palin"]

Posted by: MBM Drone at February 07, 2013 03:19 PM (WqKmU)

8 from Breitbart: that guy's opinion: "Hillary Clinton. You’ll make
one hell of a president in 2016. Much like your husband, Bill, you will
be one of the greatest. Look at Castro in San Antonio as a running mate
or possible secretary of state. He’s (good people) and I have faith and
confidence in him."

Posted by: mallfly at February 07, 2013 03:19 PM (bJm7W)

9 I try I try I just don't get there FIRST!

Posted by: ALH at February 07, 2013 03:19 PM (yAPdC)

10 It was a sickness, Ace. Don't you get it?

When a lefty goes off his nut, it's an illness.

When a conservative does, it's racist fueled hatefulness.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 07, 2013 03:19 PM (f9c2L)

11 Hey, ratings are ratings.

Posted by: Piers Morgan, TV tough guy at February 07, 2013 03:19 PM (YXmuI)

12 Ban police!

If even 1 life could be saved, we must try it!

Posted by: Hopeless at February 07, 2013 03:19 PM (IqMNQ)

13 Has anyone tweeted Piers about the blood on his hands?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 03:20 PM (/kI1Q)

14 Using liberal logic, we can assume that Piers Morgan drove him to kill?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:20 PM (UOM48)

15 It's a damn good thing Karl Rove and the Republican party have denounced and are trying to stamp out that evil fucking TEA Party........

Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:20 PM (p1uUQ)

16 So he is Republican

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 03:21 PM (+OTLF)

17 It's raining here. Perfect weather for ducks.

Posted by: ALH at February 07, 2013 03:21 PM (yAPdC)

18 This story will disappear soon .

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2013 03:21 PM (9XBK2)

19 From manifesto... sure to be the lead on the 5pm news

"The honorable President George H.W. Bush, they never give you enough credit for your successful Presidency. You were always one of my favorite Presidents (2nd favorite). I hope your health improves greatly. You are the epitome of an American and service to country."

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 07, 2013 03:21 PM (feFL6)

20 when that CNN bigwig said Soledad O'Brien's audience was to ethnic was this what he had in mind?

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at February 07, 2013 03:22 PM (HEa5q)

21 But no one on the left could possibly be violent.

What are you insinuating? I'll have your head!

Posted by: Maximilien François Marie Isidore at February 07, 2013 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

22 Well, at least this blows the whole "angry white guy" theory that the government and media throw out there all the time. I just want the fucker off the streets. And you know what? Sadly, this shit happens all the time in Los Angeles, but since cops are involved, it has gotten more attention. Sigh...I gotta get out of here.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 03:22 PM (rLMKB)

23 Ban the Nissan Titan. Nobody "needs" to have that truck, and this crazed killer used it to commit his spree. Moreover, two innocent civilians were shot by LAPD because they were driving Nissan Titans today.

Ban the Nissan Titan!

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2013 03:22 PM (CB+1e)

24 That settles it.

The only way we can be safe is that when someone leaves a profession where they were trained on using firearms and firearm safety, they must be killed.

If it will save just ONE life, we must do it.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:22 PM (p1uUQ)

25 If only he was a Vegetarian , he would be the perfect Liberal...

Posted by: American Dawg at February 07, 2013 03:22 PM (trA4n)

26 On C-Span, John Brennan admitting to Saxby Chambliss, that he recommended not sending the SEALs in after bin Laden.

No wonder Barry's panties were in a bunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:23 PM (UOM48)

27
All of the mass shooters have been leftists, haven't they?

Posted by: wheatie at February 07, 2013 03:23 PM (BZMZX)

28 moreover, two innocent civilians were shot by LAPD because they were driving Nissan Titans today

They weren't even in a Nissan Titan. They were in a Toyota Tacoma.

Posted by: xbradtc at February 07, 2013 03:23 PM (+FFD7)

29 Yahoo's alleged "news" section lists the story...buried way below Taylor Swift without makeup, etc, etc. This story will be buried by everyone because it will hurt Democrats and Media.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2013 03:24 PM (xjpRj)

30 24 That settles it.

The only way we can be safe is that when someone leaves a profession where they were trained on using firearms and firearm safety, they must be killed.

If it will save just ONE life, we must do it.

---

There's a reason we call it "retirement".

Posted by: Rick Deckard, LAPD at February 07, 2013 03:25 PM (e0xKF)

31

He's not a leftist, he's a NO LABELS kind of fucker.

I blame Bloomberg.

Posted by: imp at February 07, 2013 03:25 PM (UaxA0)

32 If Obama had a son....

Posted by: grad at February 07, 2013 03:25 PM (r5sZy)

33

One could argue (or accuse) that the people he names inspred his murderous spree.

Posted by: soothsayer's fake and accurate quotes at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM (KwX0v)

34 Chris Matthews, Joe Scarborough,
Pat Harvey, Brian Williams, Soledad Obrien, Wolf Blitzer, Meredith
Viera, Tavis Smiley, and Anderson Cooper, keep up the great work and
follow Cronkite's lead. I hold many of you in the same regard as Tom
Brokaw and the late Peter Jennings. …
Willie Geist, you're a talented and charismatic journalist.
Jeeeeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM (UOM48)

35 He's not a leftist, he's a NO LABELS kind of fucker.I blame Bloomberg.
Posted by: imp at February 07, 2013 03:25 PM (UaxA0)


Even worse.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM (4df7R)

36 Speed bumps ..

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM (evdj2)

37 Cops shot at 2 ladies in a truck similar to shooters.

Posted by: socaldude at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM (ymH/8)

38 Apparently LA hasn't banned 32 ounce soft drinks yet.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM (feFL6)

39
moreover, two innocent civilians were murdered shot by LAPD because they were driving Nissan Titans today

They weren't even in a Nissan Titan. They were in a Toyota Tacoma.


FIFY

Posted by: rd at February 07, 2013 03:27 PM (zLp5I)

40

Let's just say it (because the Left sure would) : this man's actions are politically motivated.

Posted by: soothsayer's fake and accurate quotes at February 07, 2013 03:27 PM (KwX0v)

41 Over/under on MSDNC covering this? Morning Joe's Mika goes, "Umm, wow."

Her feelings will be hurt she was left off his list.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:27 PM (UOM48)

42 Even worse.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM

loose cannon fits

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 07, 2013 03:27 PM (bGlsD)

43 When this guy dies, there goes 20% of MSNBC's audience.

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2013 03:27 PM (CB+1e)

44 Bringing this over from the other thread. C/O kbdabear:

-------------

"Oh, this is precious;
Master murder-politicizer Piers Morgan: Don’t politicize Dorner murderspree
http://tinyurl.com/a44zv53
The LA cop-killer murder spree has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with deranged criminality. I hope they catch him asap.—
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 07, 2013

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 03:24 PM (wwsoB) "

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:27 PM (4df7R)

45
He never missed a chance to chuckle along with Bill Maher, famous midget.

Posted by: You know it's true at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (NFVkx)

46 43 When this guy dies, there goes 20% of MSNBC's audience.

---

Will that suddently make their ratings "less ethnic"?

Posted by: Solidad O'Brien at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (e0xKF)

47 So if they haven't caught him yet, are we sure he's still in California?
I figure even if he's heading west, I have a few days before I need to panic. (All roads lead through the Midwest.)

That's not a joke BTW, this wouldn't be the first multi-state manhunt I've seen come through this town.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (wGOqj)

48 Cops shot at 2 ladies in a truck similar to shooters.

Posted by: socaldude at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM (ymH/


What the fuck?!? Are the LAPD trained by The Bloods in the art of random drive by shootings? My goodness. California IS a 3rd world country.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (p1uUQ)

49 Oh, this is precious;

Master murder-politicizer Piers Morgan: Don’t politicize Dorner murderspree

http://tinyurl.com/a44zv53

The LA cop-killer murder spree has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with deranged criminality. I hope they catch him asap.—
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 07, 2013


Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (wwsoB)

50 Piers Morgan just went on the high value list. Keep your head down Piers!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (BuSM8)

51 The lack of character that this Brennan is displaying is stunning.

This is a sad day for the country.

Posted by: jwest at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (ZDsRL)

52 43
When this guy dies, there goes 20% of MSNBC's audience.




Just 20%?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM48)

53
>>Cops shot at 2 ladies in a truck similar to shooters.<<

The best and brightest!

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:29 PM (XwJdJ)

54 >>>Wasn't your previous post and this very subject? And why haven't you referenced the shooting at the FRC? That shooter got his hit list from the Southern Poverty Law Center?

because I did that yesterday, red font headline.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2013 03:29 PM (LCRYB)

55 But does Ace have a trenchant write up of these trenchant events- because the accused is very trenchanty

Posted by: The only smart word I know at February 07, 2013 03:29 PM (wPQgp)

56 can we get this on twitter since the manifesto is being embargoed?

Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 03:29 PM (Dnbau)

57 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 07, 2013 03:29 PM (jmZ3x)

58 John Brennan is a POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:30 PM (UOM48)

59 We can't politicize what's happening because Piers Morgan says it's not political. It's about a madman with a gun.

But the Newtown massacre? TOTALLY political.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:30 PM (4df7R)

60 >>Cops shot at 2 ladies in a truck similar to shooters.<<

If by "similar" you mean "as different as possible while still remaining a truck."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 07, 2013 03:30 PM (jmZ3x)

61 31 He's not a leftist, he's a NO LABELS kind of fucker.
I blame Bloomberg.


'No Labels' is a leftist group.
They are leftists who have been made to notice the hypocrisy of the Dems...and said, "Okay, then I'm not a Dem anymore...No Labels!"
But they still adhere to all the usual leftist positions.

Posted by: wheatie at February 07, 2013 03:30 PM (BZMZX)

62
Wasn't your previous post and this very subject? And why haven't you referenced the shooting at the FRC? That shooter got his hit list from the Southern Poverty Law Center?


Yeah. What kind of blog are you running, anyway?

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:30 PM (XwJdJ)

63 What the fuck?!? Are the LAPD trained by The Bloods in the art of random drive by shootings? My goodness. California IS a 3rd world country.
Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (p1uUQ)It has been this way for the last twenty years. And you can thank the Mexican Mafia and MS-13 for taking it to a whole fresh new level.. It is literally a war zone in some parts of Los Angeles County...hell, in some parts of California.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (rLMKB)

64 because I did that yesterday, red font headline.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2013 03:29 PM (LCRYB)


Further proof that a little Breitbart is in all of us. Who reads the blog anyway?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (p1uUQ)

65 newton, oy,

sorry mind is wandering around.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (nqBYe)

66 If by "similar" you mean "as different as possible while still remaining a truck."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 07, 2013 03:30 PM (jmZ3x)


A truck that now looks like swiss cheese.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (4df7R)

67 I say, I like the cut of this young man's jib.

Posted by: Ted Kascynzki at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (8ZskC)

68 Where are you guys seeing that the cops shot at civilians in a similar vehicle? I'm not finding that anywhere. Maybe I'm just missing it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (BuSM8)

69 Is this guy on TFG's kill list? I'm picturing a drone narrowly missing him and taking out a school bus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (UOM48)

70 MFM delenda est.

And 'no labels' is a leftist group, and Pees Morgan is an utter hypocritical douche.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (fKyp3)

71 And they have the temerity to ask me why I so jealously protect my 2nd Amendment rights!


Because every once in a while, an MSNBC viewer goes on a murder binge

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 03:31 PM (8sCoq)

72 if Chris Dorn loves Hillary and Christie, doesn't that make him the vaunted "swing" voter, a centrist according to our betters?

Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (Dnbau)

73 Damn you, Sarah Palin.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (MMC8r)

74 I already saved a copy of this manifesto to my hard drive.

And yeah, it's politically indistinguishable from a David Frum column. He's a moderate centrist cop killer.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (QTHTd)

75 If Brennan's argument was "don't send in the SEAL, drop a JDAM" I'm pretty OK with that.

If his argument was "it's too risky to piss off Pakistan" then he can eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: xbradtc at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (+FFD7)

76 >>>because I did that yesterday, red font headline.

There you go again, expecting people to read the blog. "Read the blog" he says...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (0q2P7)

77 - because I did that yesterday, red font headline.


Posted by: ace
-----------------------------------------------
Yes you did Ace !

Take two donuts and some Hobo ammo out of petty cash ...

Posted by: American Dawg at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (trA4n)

78 Right now the LAPD is playing Where in the World is Dorner?

They are using a map of LA, a blindfold, and some darts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (LqrVH)

79 His name is Chris DornER. Not Dorn. Worf's family wouldn't do this

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (QTHTd)

80 My prediction is when the cops finally get close enough to hit him the term 'bullet-riddled body' will be a massive understatement.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (feFL6)

81
Is this guy on TFG's kill list? I'm picturing a drone narrowly missing him and taking out a school bus.

I blame the parents.

Posted by: Robert Gibbs' Herpes Sore at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (XwJdJ)

82 Disarm Advocates of Gun Control!

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

83 Someone PLEASE tweet Pierced Morgan:

Cali shooting, not political. Sandy Hook, POLITICIZE ON!!!! Let's find another gun shop to broadcast from!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (p1uUQ)

84 Hmmm... think brain! Think! - Oh yeah, this guy was CRAZY! And you know who wants to defund the looney bins? The republicans! They have blood on their hands! NRA!!

Posted by: MSNBC at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (A7Wh1)

85
Sigh...sorry about the format in #63.

I did read this morning that the murder suspect has a home in Las Vegas, Nevada so he may be headed there or may try for south of the border. They need to hurry up and get him.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (rLMKB)

86 You know who's a danger to society? Sarah Palin, that's who.

Posted by: David Frum at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (8ZskC)

87 The left is going to turn this guy into a hero of the War against the Enemy.

He will be a shining example to be followed.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (bZKG0)

88 The Bush loving Naval Reservist acted stupidly.

Posted by: King Putt at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (ccXZP)

89 Dack Thrombosis: Here's one story, about the two newspaper delivery women who were shot.

LA Times: http://tiny.cc/bqk5rw

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (4df7R)

90 Guns don't kill people, people do.

That settles it. WE MUST BAN PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (p1uUQ)

91 Yesterday I read the blog and Ace mocked me with "FAIL!"

*sticks tongue out*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)

92 As for "politicizing" this, the killer already did that when he issued a manifesto

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (QTHTd)

93 The MFM loves ideologically-inspired violence. They will be all over this.
What?
*crickets*

Posted by: real joe in blue state hell at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (gry0R)

94 Let's all chip in and buy Michael Moore and Bill Maher white Nissan Titans!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (ORGYc)

95 @68

"The hunt for Dorner led to two errant shootings in the pre-dawn darknessThursday.
Los
Angeles officers guarding a "target" named in the posting shot and
wounded two women in suburban Torrance who were in a pickup but were not
involved, authorities said. It's not clear if the target is a person or
a location. Beck said one woman was in stable condition with two
gunshot wounds and the other was being released aftertreatment.
"Tragically we believe this was a case of mistaken identity by the officers," Becksaid."





From AP

Posted by: navybrat at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (0pxtK)

96 That settles it. WE MUST BAN PEOPLE!!!!!!! Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (p1uUQ)

We're on it!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (sbV1u)

97 The Crack Staff at tepid Air has the low information Republican voters in a haze about this.

Go poppin' Fresh!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (LRFds)

98 We must ban MSNBC for making people crazy

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (+OTLF)

99 Hey Unabomber, looks like you got a cellmate. If he lives to be captured.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (LqrVH)

100 >>Cops shot at 2 ladies in a truck similar to shooters.<<

The best and brightest!

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:29 PM

Remember, only trained law enforcement officers should have any access to guns according to Piers Morgan

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (wwsoB)

101 dr spank is right, though. it's a habit I never got into, linking related stories. I unconsciously -- without thining about it-- assume people read the blog and stuff.

It's a dumb assumption. People sample, people skim.

I added a link.

There's something Stan Lee said. He explained why Spider-Man's origin story is recapitulated, if only in thought bubbles or quick narrative exposition, in almost every single issue. He said, 'Because every Spider-Man comic is someone's first Spider-Man comic."

So I should keep in mind the Stan Lee rule.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (LCRYB)

102 WE MUST BAN PEOPLE!!!!!!!

I like you. You shall be the last we behead.

Posted by: Maximilien François Marie Isidore at February 07, 2013 03:35 PM (QTHTd)

103 58 John Brennan is a POS.

He's also a scary fucker.

Posted by: wheatie at February 07, 2013 03:35 PM (BZMZX)

104 If you have a manifesto, you might be a fruitcake.

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy's new schtick at February 07, 2013 03:35 PM (MMC8r)

105 Too bad Trayvon didn’t smash your skull completely open, Zim.


This guy absorbed and regurgitated every single MSDNC talking point. Scary shit, man.

Something tells me MSDNC is working for his release so they can give him a prime-time slot.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 07, 2013 03:35 PM (7ObY1)

106
This guy is a psycho. A left wing psycho.

He was kicked out of the LAPD for excessive force. And he blames the LAPD and the people who testified against him for his firing.

So he is going to track down their family members and kill them? He already killed the daughter of the LAPD officer in charge of his dismissal hearing. And the cops, being cops are retreating behind the blue wall and blasting anything that might even be a threat. Their attitude, "Who cares?" They are civilians. Better a few of them than one of us!

This reads like a bad hollywood movie starring Denzel Washington?

Posted by: rd at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (zLp5I)

107 Hey, I'd be happy not to politicize everything. I'll start that the very second the Left does. The very same second.


Piers can go get fucked by the Warcock sans cougar condom. You made that bed, you mewling quim. Enjoy lying in it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (VtjlW)

108 22 I be That Chick,

No it doesn't the theory is not there to aid in public safety the theory is there to aid in political algebra.

Mr. moose would still be stopping white men in vans in this situation.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (LRFds)

109 Ban manifestos! Manifestos kill people!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (7ObY1)

110 The leftards need to be made to wear this clown turd like a necklace. They need to be made to own him.

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (OlN4e)

111 Ace -- you left off Naval Reservist in your headline. Apparently that's all we need to know about this lunatic

Posted by: L, elle at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (0PiQ4)

112 89
Dack Thrombosis: Here's one story, about the two newspaper delivery women who were shot.



LA Times: http://tiny.cc/bqk5rw

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (4df7R)

Thanks. Jeebus look at the truck. They were going for head shots.Not to agree with Dorner, but this sort of validates what he talks about in his manifesto.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (BuSM8)

113
>>I should keep in mind the Stan Lee rule.

Why? We'll just ignore that, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (XwJdJ)

114 112 Dack Thrombosis,

Yeah the problem is he is pissed he can't play duck hunt anymore dude....

that's it.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:37 PM (LRFds)

115 I like that. Crazed centrist spree killer. I am sure he was driven to it by racism, or something

Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 03:37 PM (Dnbau)

116 Someone needs to ask the JEF what his thoughts are on this. His ass always has a comment when black people die; what does he have to say about one of his fellow brothas shooting up people of all color? I know, I know...not one fucking word. I am sooo sick of him and the whole zoo in the White House. And yes I denounce myself for the zoo comment.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 03:37 PM (rLMKB)

117 As an intelligent man I'm not averse to changing my opinion when new facts come to light

For instance, in this particular case it is proper to blame a man's insanity and not the gun

And in light of his former occupation, I would suggest that we not only disarm citizens but also cops. Only bodyguards of celebrities and tabloid talk show hosts should be armed

Posted by: Piers Morgan at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (wwsoB)

118 If I was on that Senate committee, I would try to make a deal with the democrats to dump Brennan and confirm some random fucker off the street as the CIA director.

The country would be far better off.

Posted by: jwest at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (ZDsRL)

119 Chris Dorner = the 'reality-based community' with guns

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (8sCoq)

120 We must limit the size of manifestos to 7 pages.

No one needs a 30 page manifesto.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

121 110 The leftards need to be made to wear this clown turd like a necklace. They need to be made to own him.


The left is going to glorify this guy. His manifesto will be read in every politics class for the next five years.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (bZKG0)

122 yes, MSNBC can engage in heated rhetoric. but when you think about it, Republicans kinda made them.

also, toxic environment

Posted by: JDP at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (60GaT)

123 The left is going to turn this guy into a hero of the War against the Enemy. He will be a shining example to be followed.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 07, 2013 03:33 PM (bZKG0)


--------------------------------------


You're probably right. And that's fucking scary.

The swirl of water tightens as this nation goes down the crapper.

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (1i3nI)

124
The Crack Staff at tepid Air has the low information Republican voters in a haze about this. Go poppin' Fresh!
Posted by: sven10077



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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (kdS6q)

125
Stan Lee also created CEREBRO

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (39q3n)

126 106 RD,

straight up...Hollywood needs to be made to feel their pain on this as well....

I've seen a similar movie it was called John Q.

Remember the hysteria over "falling Down"?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (LRFds)

127 If Barack Obama had a manifesto....

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (+OTLF)

128 If he lives to be captured.

Hahaha. I suspect his eventual autopsy to determine cause of death will be performed by sorting through about a dozen trash bags of 'parts'.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (feFL6)

129 Well, the shooter did say this much: "Charlie Sheen, you're effin awesome." Can't argue with that.

Someone definitely short-changed Dorner's cocoa-puffs this morning, because he's koo-koo

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (QTHTd)

130 124 LDC,

Indeed, he is like a poor man's Sean Hannity...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (LRFds)

131
Piers can go get fucked by the Warcock sans cougar condom. You made that bed, you mewling quim. Enjoy lying in it.

Eloquence like that will only get you more cookies.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (XwJdJ)

132 116
Someone needs to ask the JEF what his thoughts are on this. His ass
always has a comment when black people die; what does he have to say
about one of his fellow brothas shooting up people of all color? I know,
I know...not one fucking word. I am sooo sick of him and the whole zoo
in the White House. And yes I denounce myself for the zoo comment.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 03:37 PM

If I had a younger brother, he would think just like Chris Dorner

Posted by: King Barry I at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (wwsoB)

133 That picture of the truck in the article also shows the cops are scared shitless.

Shoot first and pick up the bodies later.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (BuSM8)

134 Truck on fire in Big Bear, may be Dorner's.

Posted by: socaldude at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (ymH/8)

135 this is why Liberalism should be banned.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (+OTLF)

136 Right now the LAPD is playing Where in the World is Dorner?

They are using a map of LA, a blindfold, and some darts a shitload of 9mm.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2013 03:32 PM (LqrVH)

Posted by: rd at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (zLp5I)

137 For those whiling away the days until Teh New Civil War Apocalypso:

This and the FRC shooter are: John Brown, Harper's Ferry

/tin foil

NOT. But man, things are getting nuts lately, hmm?

Posted by: Bigby's Opposable Thumbs at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)

138 BREAKING

Reality-based Killer Terrorizes LA

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (8sCoq)

139 I am sure he was driven to it by racism, or something

He says that, too.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (QTHTd)

140 128 Schrodinger's Cat,

I assure you he is dead man walking.

No way in hell will they let him live.

If he wants to live he needs to sneak on the Navy yard NOW.

That is the ONLY way he makes it out alive.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (LRFds)

141

Any mention of John Stewart in the manifesto?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (Ba6aP)

142 Read through this loser's "manifesto" if you've got the time to waste. This is what our grievance-mongering society produces. Black guys like this Chris Dorner maggot who view everything through the prism of race and who truly believe that every misfortune or disappointment they suffer was caused by racism.

Thanks for the post-racial world, JEF.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

143 We must limit the size of manifestos to 7 pages. No one needs a 30 page manifesto.
Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (MMC8r)


------------------------------------------------


Yup. There needs to be a law. Ban high-capacity manifestos.

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (1i3nI)

144 139 Boulder toilet Hobo,


Yup...the Black 'conservative" cannot stand that we returned fire on the left.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (LRFds)

145 He was kicked out of the LAPD for excessive force. And he blames the LAPD and the people who testified against him for his firing. So he is going to track down their family members and kill them? He already killed the daughter of the LAPD officer in charge of his dismissal hearing. And the cops, being cops are retreating behind the blue wall and blasting anything that might even be a threat. Their attitude, "Who cares?" They are civilians. Better a few of them than one of us!This reads like a bad hollywood movie starring Denzel Washington?
Posted by: rd at February 07, 2013 03:36 PM (zLp5I)

No he was kicked off for giving false information about his training officer using excessive force.

Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (m2CN7)

146 Brennan is a creep. He seriously is worse for this job than Hagel is for his.

I imagine if he gets the job he will be all about settling scores with his enemies in the agency.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (GoIUi)

147 All I can say is, thank God DHS has forty billion rounds of ammo.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 07, 2013 03:41 PM (bZKG0)

148 Drone-worthy?

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 07, 2013 03:41 PM (EZl54)

149 Guy who got kicked out of the LAPD for using excessive force is being hunted by LAPD officersusing excessive force, on innocent bystanders to boot. Got it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2013 03:41 PM (DrWcr)

150 O/T, but is anyone here a decent artist? I'm looking for a CIB/cross image I can use for a tattoo.

Posted by: JohnJ at February 07, 2013 03:41 PM (Tt6ky)

151 Cops are now looking for him in Big Bear. Who knows where he is. He is probably waiting till dark to come out again. The cops are everywhere in San Diego right now. Corner booked a hotel down here and was supposed to check out on the 6th. No sign of him.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (b5AXC)

152 like that. Crazed centrist spree killer. I am sure he was driven to it by racism, or something
Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 03:37 PM (Dnbau)


These are apparently the people we're supposed to be drawing into the Republican fold.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (4df7R)

153 123 Soona,

They can and may do that.

It just makes the divorce more likely.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)

154 If I had a younger brother, he would think just like Chris Dorner
Posted by: King Barry I at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (wwsoB)



I shouldn't laugh, but that is so true of him.


Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (rLMKB)

155 re: "They weren't even in a Nissan Titan. They were in a Toyota Tacoma."

I'm not a SoCal guy, but if the report I read and the map in my head are right, they were about a hundred fifty miles from where the dude's trail ends. A trail going the other way.

But no one needs to be two innocent women in a vehicle unmistakable for one already presumably abandoned by a lone male suspect a few hours' drive away, do they? So BLAM BLAM.

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.

And so on.

However many shots it takes to calm the nerves.

Posted by: oblig. at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (cePv8)

156 49 ...The LA cop-killer murder spree has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with deranged criminality. I hope they catch him asap.—Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 07, 2013

Piers Morgan uses the phrase..."deranged criminality"?

He's basically paraphrasing what Ted Nugent said the other day, when the Nuge said:
"We have a madman problem, not a gun problem."

Nugent owned him in that interview.

Posted by: wheatie at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (BZMZX)

157 Dolph Lundgren will play Dorner in the movie.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (BuSM8)

158 where does the Poppin' Fresh nickname come from?

i used to read HotAir some but eventually got a bit tired of Allahpundit dissecting every issue in pure political terms when he seemed to have a centrist/liberal view on most things

Posted by: JDP at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (60GaT)

159
The Navy says a San Diego base is on lockdown amid a massive search for a former Los Angeles police officer suspected of going on a killing spree. Spokesman Keith Dixon says Thursday's lockdown at Naval Base Point Loma began after someone matching Christopher Dorner's description was seen in the area.




Los Angeles police advise the suspect my be disguised as the CVN-70 Carl Vinson......

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (kdS6q)

160 Brennan is going to be confirmed. Hagel is going to be confirmed.

Lie back and think of SMOD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)

161
BREAKING!
BREAKING!
BREAKING!

Brian Ross at ABC just found a Facebook page for a Dorner with a link to the Tea Party

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (+OTLF)

162 152 MWR,

Psycopathic moderate Huntsman fans....

on the next Maury

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)

163 Mia Farrow said it best. "Gun control is no longer debatable, it's not a conversation, its a moral mandate."

Yeah, I always look to Mia Farrow to bring it down to what's real.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (8ZskC)

164 120 We must limit the size of manifestos to 7 pages.

No one needs a 30 page manifesto.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 03:38 PM (MMC8r)


OK. That and the game score (previous post?) affirm my belief that I have a warped sense of humor.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (Qxe/p)

165 > No he was kicked off for giving false information about his training officer using excessive force.

False information? Or the thin blue line tossing out a rookie to cover for a made man? Either way, dude is crazy.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (ZWvOb)

166 Piers Morgan has inspired another murderous loony to go on a killing rampage? This is becoming a habit for him and his media colleagues.

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (UzPAd)

167 He says he wants his brain preserved and donated to science. So we'll have scientific proof that he's a whackjob.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (4df7R)

168
If you are going to get a tattoo you should get something useful.

Like a staple shopping list or maybe a knot diagram.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (XwJdJ)

169 "No he was kicked off for giving false information about his training officer using excessive force. "

He claims he was booted for reporting excessive force. Claims officer was protected by personal connections to the Board of Rights.

Posted by: socaldude at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (ymH/8)

170 "Too bad Trayvon didn't smash your skull completely open, Zim."

-- Chris Dorner, in his "manifesto"


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (GsoHv)

171 Corner = Dorner

Fuck auto correct

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (b5AXC)

172 rd,

He was kicked out of the LAPD for excessive force.


He was kicked out for SQUEALING on his trainging officer who used excessive force.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (GFM2b)

173
Sarah Palin and the tea party are not to blame??? - soviet media will not report otherwise.

Brian Ross - huge soviet hack - and liar - reported breathlessly that the Aurora shooter was a tea party member. oops - wrong guy!

Turns out the real killer is a democrat.

Posted by: The Shrieking Harpy at February 07, 2013 03:44 PM (O7ksG)

174 Don't believe his bullshit about being a centrist. He's a murderer and he loves every guiding light on the left.

He didn't want to hurt Obama in his manifesto. He clearly loves the guy.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 07, 2013 03:44 PM (bZKG0)

175 er dang.

Posted by: Fresh at February 07, 2013 03:44 PM (O7ksG)

176 But man, things are getting nuts lately, hmm?

Posted by: Bigby's Opposable Thumbs at February 07, 2013 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)

Not to worry, it is all being done with the best of intentions!http://tinyurl.com/bguqac2

Posted by: Hrothgar - Bill Ayres Professor of Indoctrination at February 07, 2013 03:44 PM (Cnqmv)

177 Someone needs to interview Piers Morgan and ask him how it feels to inspire a deranged killer.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 03:44 PM (GQ8sn)

178 Don't like the section of his manifesto where he brings up NFA rules. This has been off the radar screen, and I would prefer it stay that way. Particularly the "gun trust".

This is "low hanging fruit" to all who refuse to acknowledge the actual purpose of the Second Amendment.

What an asshole.

Posted by: Jack Wagon at February 07, 2013 03:44 PM (KUPae)

179 False information? Or the thin blue line tossing out a rookie to cover for a made man? Either way, dude is crazy.
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at February 07, 2013 03:43 PM (ZWvOb

His training officer was a woman. He had multiple hearings including boards manned by civilians. He is fucking insane.

Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2013 03:44 PM (m2CN7)

180 So I should keep in mind the Stan Lee rule.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2013 03:34 PM (LCRYB)



When in doubt dump toxic waste on someone? I mean, I know it's a rule I try to live by.


Speaking of dumping toxic waste on someone, I am going to throttle my mother. About 2:45 this afternoon a co-worker pulled me from a meeting because Mommy was on the phone and mentioned that my father was in the hospital. Given my father's dodgy health, this was alarming and thus I was fetched. Long story short, my father fell and broke his knee cap and might need surgery. Bad but not terribly awful, all things considered. Why am I going to throttle my mother? This happened at 11:15 a.m. The only reason she was calling me at all was because the ER decided to call in the ortho since my father couldn't walk even in the brace and with crutches when they went to release him. Absent that, she wouldn't have bothered telling me until tonight. head/desk ad infinitum


I will give her this, her clever plan to avoid telling me so as not to upset me has worked because now I am too consumed with wanting to throttle her to be all that worried about my dad.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (VtjlW)

181 Just read that guy's manifesto. What a fucking fruitcake.

He's committing murders.

To get attention.

And clear his name.

Because he was fired for lying during an Internal Affairs investigation.


To recap: he is committing multiple murders to raise awareness of his sterling qualities, like honesty.

He will murder, but he does not lie.

Being known as a murderer - OKAY.

Being thought of as a liar - NOW ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL DIE

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (9eWxa)

182 Dorner: "Revoke Fareed Zakaria's citizenship and deport him. He's never said a good word about America."

Second look at Dorner?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (BuSM8)

183 "And in light of his former occupation,"

And in light of the outrageous behavior of the LAPD trying to get him.

Posted by: madamex at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (Ztp7S)

184 The only thing that changes policy and garners attention is death.



-Chris Dorner, MSNBC viewer and spree killer

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (8sCoq)

185 I didn't realize Wyden had a lisp.

Thufferin' thuckotash!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (GoIUi)

186 Oh, and Dorner is a filthy fucking racist, as bad as any Nazi SS guard.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (bZKG0)

187 The LAPD should probably disband and start over. The people looking for him, based on that "mistaken identity" Epic Fail, are about a month away from posting their own self-serving, violent and anti-civilian manifestos. Shit, they've probably already written them.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 03:46 PM (QTHTd)

188 He was kicked out for SQUEALING on his trainging officer who used excessive force.

I heard it was bullshit. There was no excessive force, he falsified the charge against him to get the training officer thrown out. It backfired on him.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 03:46 PM (GQ8sn)

189 Dolph Lundgren will play Dorner in the movie.


Charles Dennehy will play the mistakenly shot up truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2013 03:46 PM (GFM2b)

190 165 Lemmekainan,

Six of one a half dozen of the other....

I didn't shoot up the airport over a specious charge of "sexual harassment or discrimination" when I was called to appear to defend telling the idiot who was not latching cargo straps to gear shafts for air travel...."go to the breakroom and drink some coffee please."


Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:46 PM (LRFds)

191 Los Angeles police advise the suspect my be disguised as the CVN-70 Carl Vinson......


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2013 03:42 PM (kdS6q)


Wait.... is that where my costume went???

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at February 07, 2013 03:46 PM (lZBBB)

192 The only thing that changes policy and garners attention is death.Heh, not when you have a compliant media in your corner!

Posted by: Eric Holder at February 07, 2013 03:46 PM (DrWcr)

193 Being known as a murderer - OKAY. Being thought of as a liar - NOW ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL DIE
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (9eWxa)


Welcome to the sanitarium!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 03:47 PM (4df7R)

194 167
Its going to be difficult to donate his brain because it will be splatt all over the pavement.

I hope the Marshals get him and go all Raylan Givens on his ass.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 07, 2013 03:47 PM (b5AXC)

195 Poppin' Fresh comes from the Pilsbury Dough Boy....

Ed giggles when the left kicks him in the gut

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:47 PM (LRFds)

196 He's crazy.....crazy about meaning well.


If that's crazy I don't want to be sane. For the children.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2013 03:47 PM (KXm42)

197 Thanks for the post-racial world, JEF.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 07, 2013 03:40 PM (8ZskC)



That "woe as me" attitude has been prevalent in the black community for a long time, especially with the black males. I understand that they were once targeted by white (Democrat) men, but those times are over. Well, not really, because it's the Democrats who are continually keeping the racists policies towards blacks going. But as I was saying...I hear it all the time. Thank God the men in my life aren't that way, even if they voted for the JEF. And no...I am conservative as hell. No plantation for me.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 03:47 PM (rLMKB)

198 No way in hell will they let him live.

Agreed. And with just about every citizen in LA walking around with a camera, it will be on YouTube and around the world before the last puff of smoke leaves his bullet-riddled corpse.

And the opinion of the USA will drop another notch or three -- because 'did you see what they did to that black man?' France will probably rename the Champs-Élysées after him.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 07, 2013 03:48 PM (feFL6)

199 LAPD creed: Kill them all and let God sort them out?

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2013 03:48 PM (OlN4e)

200 194 MPFS,

I don't....

I hope he turns himself in and exposes why the death penalty exists after damning the left media and LAPD....

fuck him Piers this one is YOURS buddy.

Pardon the language ma'am.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:48 PM (LRFds)

201
"The BCS bowls need to be reformed."

-- Dorner

Posted by: soothsayer's fake quotes at February 07, 2013 03:48 PM (GcwH1)

202 Just be glad the LAPD doesn't have nukes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2013 03:49 PM (ccXZP)

203 Its like my dear old mom used to say. She'd say Whatev, if you can't say something nice about someone....are you listening to me! Get over here! Give me your belt!

OK, that makes no sense. Back to poker.

Posted by: Whatev at February 07, 2013 03:49 PM (A7Wh1)

204 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 03:45 PM (VtjlW)

ATC, no offense, but I'd call that a reasonable decent family interaction!

If you ever want to feel better remind me to tell you what makes up a "Tuesday" for me and my wife.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at February 07, 2013 03:49 PM (wGOqj)

205

"I like Subway food but they don't put enough meat in their sandwiches."

-- Dorner

Posted by: soothsayer's fake quotes at February 07, 2013 03:49 PM (39q3n)

206 I hope he turns himself in and exposes why the death penalty exists

Does it still exist in California?

It's been awhile since they fried Tookie. And he sat in prison for decades between sentencing and justice.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 03:49 PM (/kI1Q)

207 Just put a bounty on the guy's head, and the pandilleros de mierda will have him bagged and tagged by the end of today's business.

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2013 03:50 PM (UzPAd)

208 "Longbows FTW!"

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 03:50 PM (GQ8sn)

209 Titan? Tacoma? All those Japs look alike to me.

Posted by: LAPD's finest racist cop at February 07, 2013 03:50 PM (tJMnV)

210 Release the drones

Posted by: Ubergruppenfuhrer Holder - DOJ at February 07, 2013 03:50 PM (EZl54)

211 Drudge you magnificent bastard



EX-LAPD OFFICER WANTED FOR MURDERS...

Left 20-page manifesto on FACEBOOK...

Supports gun control, Obama and Piers Morgan...

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 03:50 PM (8sCoq)

212 "The BCS bowls need to be reformed."

-- Dorner
Posted by: soothsayer's fake quotes at February 07, 2013 03:48 PM (GcwH1)



Now, let's be fair. That is reasonable.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 03:50 PM (VtjlW)

213
The only thing that changes policy and garners attention is death.


I find Executive Orders work pretty well.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 07, 2013 03:51 PM (s3xG8)

214 Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2013 03:44 PM (m2CN7)

Yeah.... because a woman would NEVER kick a guy who is down... especialy one who was autistic...

/sarcasm for those whose SarcoMeter is out of calibration...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2013 03:51 PM (lZBBB)

215 "But no one needs to be two innocent women in a vehicle
unmistakable for one already presumably abandoned by a lone male suspect
a few hours' drive away, do they? So BLAM BLAM."

Should be interesting to see if LA goes bankrupt from settling lawsuits before the LAPD neutralizes Dorner.

Posted by: mrp at February 07, 2013 03:51 PM (HjPtV)

216 206 Ms radish,

No it doesn't and the left will want this guy shut up. The COPs will be reminded what copping is supposed to be about. It may drive a wedge between the left and the cops.

The rot of our moral base needs aired.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:51 PM (LRFds)

217

"Sheldon deserves his own spinoff series."

-- Dorner

oh wait, that one is from Ace's manifesto

Posted by: soothsayer's fake quotes at February 07, 2013 03:51 PM (yhYn1)

218
"Why do they even make unfrosted Pop-Tarts!?"

-Dorner

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:51 PM (s3xG8)

219 Clearly he is for gun control because it makes spree killing easier.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2013 03:52 PM (9XBK2)

220 Dorner will be Piers Morgan's special guest tonight.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 07, 2013 03:52 PM (BVkEs)

221 I was joking about his being a centrist. Just playing by the MFMs rules. By the way Brennan, who looks like a character on Fragglerock, is a lying douche bag

Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 03:52 PM (Dnbau)

222 "I hate people who reach deep into the bag to get the good slices of bread."

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 03:52 PM (GQ8sn)

223 The few remaining people in L.A. who still work and pay taxes better bend over again.

The suit against LAPD over this "accidental" shooting is probably going to ring in at the $15M to $20M range. Slam dunk verdict. Not even a Los Angeles jury is going to let that shit slide. I would bet they deliberate for under an hour.

Seriously: looking for a big black man in a white Nissan Titan truck with a known licence plate. LAPD then pull over two small Asian women in a blue Toyota Tacoma with a different plate, and light them up with a couple of dozen shots?

But, you can rely on the police to protect you. They're the trained professionals. So there's no need for you yourself to own a gun.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 07, 2013 03:53 PM (gqT4g)

224 "And Alex Trebek, with your greasy hair and your dago moustache. You're a high value target."

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 07, 2013 03:53 PM (9eWxa)

225 One line JUST for coffee, the other line for moccachino-frappe-fru-fru drinks.


- Dorner

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at February 07, 2013 03:53 PM (EZl54)

226
"I find having a Twinkie every day quiets the voices in my head."

-Dorner

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:53 PM (s3xG8)

227 189
Dolph Lundgren will play Dorner in the movie.





Charles Dennehy will play the mistakenly shot up truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2013 03:46 PM (GFM2b)

Is that Brian's son? Just as well because Brian Dennehy will be playing Los Angeles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 03:53 PM (BuSM8)

228 In addition to the NFA comments, he does a good job of slaying the "semiautomatic" vs "fully automatic" (selective fire) dragon.

Why do we always let the fucking Progs define the parameters of the debate?

Posted by: Jack Wagon at February 07, 2013 03:53 PM (KUPae)

229 I suspect his eventual autopsy to determine cause of death will be
performed by sorting through about a dozen trash bags of 'parts'.


Did you see the part in his manifesto where he blames his mental problems on HS football?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 03:53 PM (/kI1Q)

230 "Sean Connery is the One True Bond."

- Chris Donner

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 03:54 PM (VtjlW)

231 Good grief Dorner's dumb - not merely for unquestioningly receiving all the media's leftwing wisdom. That manifesto is as badly written as Moochelle's Princeton thesis and has nearly as many spelling and gramatical errors. I guess having the optimal psychological makeup for policework is less important in LA than checking the quota box.

It's reported he tried to commandeer a boat near San Diego last night but gave up after he wrapped a mooring line around the screw. These are not the actions of a guy who's got a good plan.

My guess is the coward is right now terrorizing some poor family trying to lie low before nightfall, where he can hit the road again in their car (his is too hot now). He's probably torturing them right now- making them watch MSNBC with him, so he can bask in the glory he expects for his cowardice from the left wing media.

If he's still alive in 24 hours it will be a miracle, although cowards like him often give up.

Posted by: Fark, farkety, fark, fark, fark at February 07, 2013 03:54 PM (MEljC)

232 The second Sex In the City movie was better than critics gave it.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2013 03:54 PM (m2CN7)

233 I was driving into work early this morning listening to the news when they describe the truck Dorner is driving. I'm on the 163 South at the 5 South split and what pulls up next to me? Yup, a charcoal gray Nissan Dual Cab Titan. I almost pissed my pants. When I turned my head to look at the driver huge sign of relief, it was a white guy.

Geez talk about scaring the shit out of me.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 07, 2013 03:54 PM (b5AXC)

234 221 ThunderB,

I'm not. Read his rant painful as it is. The guy *could* have been a decent human being without the cult of victimhood game. I assure you he has uttered in earnest "I could almost vote for the GOP if they weren't all racist assholes who hate the poor."

This guy is a living beacon of how fucked the left has rendered the African American community.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:54 PM (LRFds)

235 And my bosses at my former place of employment wondered why I didn't want to move to L.A.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 03:54 PM (QTHTd)

236 So I should keep in mind the Stan Lee rule.

Don't make me angry?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (evdj2)

237 I hope he turns himself in and exposes why the death penalty existsDoes it still exist in California?It's been awhile since they fried Tookie. And he sat in prison for decades between sentencing and justice.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 03:49 PM (/kI1Q)



There was a period of time after Tookie Williams was put down that they stopped the death penalty...because it was inhumane. This past November there was a ballot initiative to do away with the death penalty and it failed. Stupid ass liberals. By the way, don't comment much but enjoy your comments. Love the sarcasm.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (rLMKB)

238 Seriously: looking for a big black man in a white Nissan Titan truck
with a known licence plate. LAPD then pull over two small Asian women in
a blue Toyota Tacoma with a different plate, and light them up with a
couple of dozen shots?


The line between incompetence and malice hasn't been so blurry since...whatever Obama did this morning.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (/kI1Q)

239
"Why doesn't Tim Conway make more of theose 'Dorf' videos? Those were great."

-Dorner

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (s3xG8)

240 "Am I the only in LA who washes my re-useable grocery bags? I can't be!"

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (GQ8sn)

241 "I find having a Twinkie every day quiets the voices in my head."

-Dorner"

Hostess Bankruptcy Syndrome - Curse you, Bakers Union!

Posted by: mrp at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (HjPtV)

242 229 Ms radish,

Exactly...he is a living icon of MSNBC activism.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (LRFds)

243 Yup, a charcoal gray Nissan Dual Cab Titan. I almost pissed my pants. When I turned my head to look at the driver huge sign of relief, it was a white guy.

Been there, Bro.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (evdj2)

244 garrett's #218. Laughing so hard I choked.

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2013 03:56 PM (CB+1e)

245 I'm not. Read his rant painful as it is. The guy *could* have been a decent human being without the cult of victimhood game. I assure you he has uttered in earnest "I could almost vote for the GOP if they weren't all racist assholes who hate the poor."This guy is a living beacon of how fucked the left has rendered the African American community.

This is pretty much my thought as well.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 03:56 PM (QTHTd)

246
"Call me crazy. Call me sentimental. But I always hoped Ross and Rachel would get back together."

-Dorner

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 03:56 PM (s3xG8)

247 So, based on his writings, we now have a list of people to throw in jail without bail.

Good.

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (LvqG1)

248 By the way, don't comment much but enjoy your comments. Love the sarcasm.

Thanks. Y'all are cheaper than therapy, and the hours are 60 minutes.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (/kI1Q)

249 Is that Brian's son? Just as well because Brian Dennehy will be playing Los Angeles.


Yeah. Epic Fail. Meant to say Charles Durning. Since he's as dead as that truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (GFM2b)

250 237 I Be That Chick,

Ma'am they "have it" but they will not "use it" I'm pretty sure he will not trip the requirements to do the kicking chicken.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (LRFds)

251 Here is a link to the COMPLETE Chris Dorner 'manifesto'

http://is.gd/qiaDfk

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (8sCoq)

252 When I turned my head to look at the driver huge sign of relief, it was a white guy.



Geez talk about scaring the shit out of me.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 07, 2013 03:54 PM (b5AXC)


Your relief was misplaced. The cops lit up a different coloured and different model truck.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (GQ8sn)

253 As crazy as this guy is, consider the effect this ONE person is having.

Now consider what would happen if say 10,000 people decide that the government has gone to far.

Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (x7g7t)

254 He's obviously upset about Disney's plans for 'Star Wars.'

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (MMC8r)

255 "And who keeps stealing my strawberries?"

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (GBXon)

256 Christ, what a day and it's not even 5 pm yet on the East Coast, it's only 1 PM on the West Coast

Anyone else wake up and say to themselves, "what the fuck are Obama and his comrades going to do today"?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (wwsoB)

257

Update: Los Angeles Police advise that the suspect may have altered his appearance again. He may currently be disguised as Knott's Berry Farm or possibly the Rose Bowl.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (kdS6q)

258 "In my humble opinion, Lindsey Lohan is the most talented person in this country."

-Dorner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (BuSM8)

259 Damn a bunch of RJ-5 connectors. My damn modem was lost and it took me 45 damn min to track it down to a noisy connector and clean it with Radio Shack contact cleaner.

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2013 03:58 PM (53z96)

260 So, bullet holes everywhere in the truck they stopped and yet one woman has two non-life threatening bullet wounds and the other woman presumably was not hit?

That's some stellar marksmanship there, dipshits. What were you doing, using the fucking Force?

Nice to sit in the ER and know you're only alive due to the massive incompetence of the police force you pay for with your taxes.


Posted by: B at February 07, 2013 03:58 PM (5OEha)

261 Did you see the part in his manifesto where he blames his mental problems on HS football?

OMG you're right, I just checked. Here we come, high school and NFL 'touch' football.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 07, 2013 03:58 PM (feFL6)

262 No More stretchy pants on the fat girls.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: American Dawg at February 07, 2013 03:58 PM (trA4n)

263 "All the Caucasian customers who ain't kind and don't rewind. You're a high value target."

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 07, 2013 03:58 PM (9eWxa)

264 What is it with crazy people writing manifestos?

Posted by: Karl Marx at February 07, 2013 03:58 PM (9XBK2)

265 ....and the women on "Lost Girls" should not be lesbians.

-- Dorner

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (1i3nI)

266

"My dream is to make horse-babies with Secretariat."

Posted by: soothsayer's fake quotes at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (DlaLh)

267 This will be the last Manifesto anyone is allowed to write.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: American Dawg at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (trA4n)

268 "I hate people who reach deep into the bag to get the good slices of bread."

-Chris Dorner


He's like a dangerously insane Jack Handy. This guy missed his calling.

Posted by: toby928© a thousand miles away and still afraid to drive his truck at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (evdj2)

269 "Where are you guys seeing that the cops shot at civilians in a similar vehicle? I'm not finding that anywhere. Maybe I'm just missing it."

LAobserved.com for one. And it was...2 women delivering the morning paper.

Not even going to comment on that...

Posted by: HH at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (XXwdv)

270 253 Blindside,

Indeed...it is why I laughed at the Army War College Guy's Leftist Wank fest about "the Tea party took darlington with the KKK"

They literally have no idea what they're messing with.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (LRFds)

271 "Reality-based Killer Terrorizes LA"

The only people Terrorizing LA is the LAPD. They're fucking shooting innocent people like 3ed world thugs. Someone going to be charged for shooting up a paper delivery truck and attempting to kill 2 women? Not when it's the cops doing the shooting.

Posted by: Red at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (7iiiQ)

272 "Shrek 3 was the best movie ever made! I kind of resemble him."

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (GQ8sn)

273 37 Cops shot at 2 ladies in a truck similar to shooters.
Posted by: socaldude at February 07, 2013 03:26 PM (ymH/

Yeah, doesn't that make you feel safe, knowing the cops are packing 'Assault Weapons'?

Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (x7g7t)

274 The line between incompetence and malice hasn't been so blurry since...whatever Obama did this morning. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 03:55 PM (/kI1Q)

OK, that was the laugh I needed.

But I didn't need the Diet Coke on my desk.

Posted by: Senator John McCain at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (sbV1u)

275 "I can't get enough of Lena Dunham's nekkid body."

-Dorner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (BuSM8)

276 Any mention of Toure in his revolutionaries' coloring book?

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (MMC8r)

277 So, bullet holes everywhere in the truck they stopped and yet one woman has two non-life threatening bullet wounds and the other woman presumably was not hit?

That's some stellar marksmanship there, dipshits. What were you doing, using the fucking Force?

Nice to sit in the ER and know you're only alive due to the massive incompetence of the police force you pay for with your taxes.


Posted by: B at February 07, 2013 03:58 PM (5OEha)



C'mon, it's obvious that they did their marksmanship training with the same people that teach the NYPD.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (VtjlW)

278 Wait .. these aren't real quotes are they?

Dammit.

Posted by: toby928© a thousand miles away and still afraid to drive his truck at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (evdj2)

279 "Team Edward, you fucking haters."

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (9eWxa)

280 Be gone senile sock!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (sbV1u)

281 And your hatred of Jar-Jar Binks...I am not impressed. You are all high-value targets.

-Chris Dorner, MSNBC viewer and spree killer

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (/kI1Q)

282 I don't like how people put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard.

Posted by: Dorner Manifesto at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (JVEmw)

283 Grain of salt....Fox does have the manifesto, it's not deleted, it's on another page.

The progressive version is IMO too good to be true, so it probably isn't.

Posted by: PJ at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (ZWaLo)

284 That's some stellar marksmanship there, dipshits. What were you doing, using the fucking Force?


Acutally, if they were using the Force, it would have only required two shot to kill the innocents.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2013 04:01 PM (GFM2b)

285 To George Lucas;

Don't listen to the haters my man, Revenge of the Sith was the best Star Wars flick ! - Chris Dorner

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 04:01 PM (wwsoB)

286 Wait .. these aren't real quotes are they?



Dammit.

Posted by: toby928© a thousand miles away and still afraid to drive his truck at February 07, 2013 04:00 PM (evdj2)


LOL!

Hooked! Fished in!

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:01 PM (GQ8sn)

287
"A blend of 13 Herbs and Spices? 13? I can only count 5. Any other lies you white devils have for me?"
-C. Dorner

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 04:01 PM (s3xG8)

288 A couple days ago this story was just an assistant coach at a local university and her fiance killed. Now its ex cop shoots daughter of cop and other cops. Holy crap!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 07, 2013 04:01 PM (NzBQO)

289 Hey, is there a place I can submit my resume?

Posted by: a colour-blind paranoic with double vision at February 07, 2013 04:01 PM (QTHTd)

290 "I acted stupidly...

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: B at February 07, 2013 04:02 PM (5OEha)

291 ....and the women on "Lost Girls" should not be lesbians.

-- Dorner
Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 03:59 PM (1i3nI)



Bannion, ready the flamethrowers, if you would.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 04:02 PM (VtjlW)

292 "NO WIRE HANGERS!"


-Chris Dorner

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 04:02 PM (8sCoq)

293 Ryan Gosling should totally be Han Solo in the new Star Wars movies.

-- Chris Dorner

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2013 04:02 PM (CB+1e)

294 MFM: No no no comrades. He's an ex-cop. And we're going to bleat that all day and night. Ex-cop and nothing but

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2013 04:02 PM (1Jaio)

295 In other news, that Presidential Order Oblamer says he gave to save the brave heroes of Benghazi fighting to hold on (you remember G Doherty painting he mortar crews expecting help from overhead) until morning? He swore he issued it in the debate but no one has yet found a copy of it and the DMM sure isn't interested in finding it.

Well panetta or brennan just confirmed it wasn't issued in Congressional testimony today (now that the election is over) - no order was given to the CIA or Military, those in a position to rescue or help, and they say they didn't speak to Obama on t he 11th.

Yet another despicable lie from the worst, most craven and evil president this country has ever suffered.

Posted by: Fark, farkety, fark, fark, fark at February 07, 2013 04:02 PM (9WUFT)

296 So if I shoot a Doe next deer season when I have a Buck only tag, can I just say I did my hunter safety training with the LAPD?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 07, 2013 04:03 PM (81UWZ)

297 Hooked! Fished in!

Yeah. I was thinking This guy's good, almost moron good.

Posted by: toby928© a thousand miles away and still afraid to drive his truck at February 07, 2013 04:03 PM (evdj2)

298 Obviously, Conrad Bain's recent death has severely unnerved him.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:03 PM (MMC8r)

299 "People that drink milk straight out of the carton are high value targets."

-Dorner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 04:03 PM (BuSM8)

300 283 PJ,

The "progressive" version *is* real his moonbat shout outs are in the final 1/5th or so....

read it...it's hard but illuminating.

Go to a gun show and look around...they are not all 'GOP'

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 04:03 PM (LRFds)

301 The guy *could* have been a decent human being....

****

Bundy could have been a decent human being had he not killed those girls.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 04:03 PM (piMMO)

302 What a week to need an organ transplant.

Posted by: Bad Kidneys at February 07, 2013 04:03 PM (feFL6)

303 From hell's heart I stab at thee! For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee! Thee too. And thee, and thee -- Chris Dorner

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 04:03 PM (QTHTd)

304 Ma'am they "have it" but they will not "use it" I'm pretty sure he will not trip the requirements to do the kicking chicken.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (LRFds)



Oh, I agree with you. I was pretty shocked when the ballot initiative failed, but I know that they will find some way around it.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 07, 2013 04:04 PM (rLMKB)

305 I can never remember. Is it spelled potato or potatoe? Quayle got a bum rap and should have killed someone.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2013 04:04 PM (m2CN7)

306 Nice 'Mommy Dearest' pull.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 04:04 PM (s3xG8)

307 "How DO you get to Sesame Street?"

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:04 PM (GQ8sn)

308 Dorner is waiting for the sun to go down then he will come out and start shooting again. Where the hell is the truck? We thought he might have dumped it here in San Diego but nothing.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 07, 2013 04:04 PM (b5AXC)

309 Dammit, where's my KEYS!??

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:05 PM (MMC8r)

310 308
Dorner is waiting for the sun to go down then he will come out and start
shooting again. Where the hell is the truck? We thought he might have
dumped it here in San Diego but nothing.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 07, 2013 04:04 PM (b5AXC)


They way this is going, it's in the LAPD employees parking lot.

Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2013 04:05 PM (X6akg)

311 What a week to need an organ transplant.


***

Wait. What?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 04:05 PM (piMMO)

312 Back from reading the entire manifesto. Wow.

Now it's gone.

Dorn tells Mooch he's a fan of her new bangs. Yes, he is Bat Shit Crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 04:05 PM (UOM48)

313 To Joel Schumacher;

I was a big fan of Batman Robin, I'll waste those critics for you if you want - Chris Dorner

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 04:06 PM (wwsoB)

314 "I like pie"

-Dorner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 04:06 PM (BuSM8)

315 "I'm not killing anyone tonight. NCIS: LA is coming on and LL Cool J is my favourite actor. Except he's smaller and whiter than me."

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:06 PM (GQ8sn)

316 Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
I'm curious...if 'guns don't kill' - what else do they do?

Expand

Posted by: tasker at February 07, 2013 04:06 PM (r2PLg)

317 If Breitbart's got the Piers-Morganifesto, it's not going away.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:06 PM (MMC8r)

318 Bannion, ready the flamethrowers, if you would. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 04:02 PM (VtjlW)

Standing by, my Queen.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 07, 2013 04:06 PM (sbV1u)

319 When is Justin Timberlake gonna bring sexy back?

--Dorner

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (piMMO)

320 I'll never get to vote for Ashley Judd. This makes me sad, so I'll have to kill you.

--Dorn

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (1i3nI)

321 312 Back from reading the entire manifesto. Wow.

Now it's gone.

Dorn tells Mooch he's a fan of her new bangs. Yes, he is Bat Shit Crazy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 04:05 PM (UOM4

Nope, he's a leftist. We need to keep pounding that drum. He's a leftist. He even states he's doing for the sake of trying to get an AWB.

Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (x7g7t)

322
"I WON'T believe it's not butter!"

-C.Dorner

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (aEXa7)

323 Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
I'm curious...if 'guns don't kill' - what else do they do?


If every a man was asking for a pistol whipping ...

Posted by: toby928© a thousand miles away and still afraid to drive his truck at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (evdj2)

324 316

whoa dude. makes ya think

Posted by: JDP at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (60GaT)

325

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I like hot butter on my breakfast toast."

-- Dorner

Posted by: soothsayer's fake quotes at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (LVtr+)

326 #295 I believe the ONLY reason that Pannetta and Dempsey got to talk to Obama at all was because they had a previously scheduled meeting at 5PM. This meeting appeared on the presidential schedule issued the previous day.

So, they told Obama and then he disappeared.

I want to know if Obama (after the bin Laden thing which I think Pannetta and Clinton orchestrated and only informed Obama AFTER the fact) ordered them to not ok ANY troop movements without his consent.

This would explain why they waited until 5PM (he wouldn't talk to them if he thought it was an emergency) and why they never heard from him again, and also why they didn't try to contact him again.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (GoIUi)

327 Now consider what would happen if say 10,000 people decide that the government has gone to far.
Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (x7g7t)

I would hope those 10,000 people in your hypothetical scenario would have the courage of their convictions and go after hard, specifictargets. Randomly slaughtering innocents is terrorism. Striking enemy combatants using clearly understood and agreed-upon rules of engagement is war. George Washington understood that distinction. That's why so much emphasis was placed upon training the men how to march, form and fight using conventional European tactics. You want an army, not a rabble.

Posted by: troyriser at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (vtiE6)

328 You guys at the Krispy Kreme? You are effen awesome. Well, except for that Italian chick at the far corner. You didn't say 'bless you' when I sneezed. -- Chris Dorner

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (QTHTd)

329 Piers also has his twitter adorned with a picture of himself with the Obamas.

No bias.

Posted by: tasker at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (r2PLg)

330 Just saw the new "OZ" movie trailer, and those Flying Monkeys really freak me out.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: American Dawg at February 07, 2013 04:08 PM (trA4n)

331 To Ted Kuczinski

Thanks for the writing tips my man, you were an inspiration to me - Chris Dorner

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 04:08 PM (wwsoB)

332 read the last paragraph with his tribute to Bill Cosby about the moral decay of the black community

Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 04:08 PM (Dnbau)

333 "I WON'T believe it's not butter!"

-C.Dorner


pssssssssst. it's really not.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2013 04:08 PM (GFM2b)

334 Still mad about the finale of 'Seinfeld.'

-C. Dorner

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:08 PM (MMC8r)

335 Due to this senseless violence and loss of life, I call on the Republicans in the House to present a bill banning all high capacity, fully automatic, spray and pray, liberal pundit anti-violence talking points.

I'm not anti-first amendment you see, I just think we should ban all liberal free speech not approved by or acceptable to the vast, mainstream, conservative populace.

If we can save just one life enacting this legislation, it will be worth it. Do it for the children.

Posted by: Logan_ms at February 07, 2013 04:08 PM (KHK73)

336 "I like pie"

-Dorner
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 04:06 PM (BuSM



HEY!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 04:09 PM (VtjlW)

337 301 NDH,

Yeah but Bundy had warning signs and his glib ways let him avoid blowback.

The elft loves the theory that "environment causes mass murder" when it fits their narrative.

This is their theory writ large.

I also grew up poor in a mixed race suburban "ghetto."

I have friends who joined up when I did and climbed out like I did, and I have friends who wallowed and stayed.

The difference is society and the black community did not glorify the people who stayed then.

One of my happiest memories is Jimmy's aunt's eyes glowing and crying hwen he got the GT to get his technical training MOS he wanted when we went to MEPS.

*I* helped him study. Once upon a time I was a "fellow po folk trying to climb" now I am a racist cracka?

Thank Jerry Wright, Je$$e Jack$on, et al.....

you've built a LOT of timebombs.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 04:09 PM (LRFds)

338 #295 I believe the ONLY reason that Pannetta and Dempsey got to talk to Obama at all was because they had a previously scheduled meeting at 5PM. This meeting appeared on the presidential schedule issued the previous day.

___________________

Damn good point.

Posted by: tasker at February 07, 2013 04:09 PM (r2PLg)

339 Keith Olbermann, always a huge fan of your work.

Courage.

- Dorner

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 04:09 PM (UOM48)

340 And they all laughed about that whole Mayan calendar thing.

2013 will be much too exciting, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 07, 2013 04:09 PM (q177U)

341 Stop being bullies. The gun is making Dorner kill.

- Piers Morgan

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 07, 2013 04:09 PM (BVkEs)

342 If Dorner didn't mention Queef Olberman, he'll never get over it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 04:09 PM (piMMO)

343 325

YEAH, TOAST!

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:09 PM (MMC8r)

344 Where Da White Women At?

-Dorner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (BuSM8)

345 Laces OUT!

-Dorner

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (epxV4)

346 I don't like Thursdays. And fuck you, Geffen, for hoarding the world's supply of Pollocks!

-Chris Dorner, MSNBC viewer and spree killer

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (/kI1Q)

347 They should never have allowed Van Halen to use that name on its albums after David Lee Roth left.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (8ZskC)

348 As for John Cole - what am I saying? I don't read that shitty blog either -- Chris Dorner

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (QTHTd)

349 327 Troyriser,

I highlighted the best by the book plan.

I wouldn't shoot anyone for a long, long time.

I would blow the engine blocks out of semis though.

*wink*

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (LRFds)

350
Can't believe the time I invested in "Lost," only to get fucked the final season.


- Dorner

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (UOM48)

351 >Now it's gone.


no its not

http://is.gd/qiaDfk

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (8sCoq)

352 He isn't a real mass-murderer until the media starts using his full name:

Chris Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Dorner

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (7PqWL)

353 Posted by: troyriser at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM (vtiE6)

That was my point.

This guy isn't targeting random people. He has specific people in mind and look at the chaos it's causing.

Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (x7g7t)

354 I blame Piers Morgan's assault mouth.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (MMC8r)

355

Los Angeles (CNN) -- A veteran Los Angeles County sheriff's deputy and his younger partner sat tensely in their car Thursday in the same patrol district where a former LAPD cop -- now on the run, accused in three killings -- used to work.

"Everyone is a lot more on edge," said one of the deputies, a 24-year veteran, who was in uniform with a bullet-proof vest and his sidearm. "We're just doing a lot more careful observation.




The deputy then opened fire, spraying bullets in a wild death-blossom of copper-jacketed doom.

Among the dead and wounded are the CNN reporter and [cont pg 5 thru 8]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (kdS6q)

356 you've built a LOT of timebombs.

***

We're gonna be hearing more and more *KABOOM*s, I fear.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (piMMO)

357 LOLcats are cute and adorable. I cannot be blamed for the murderous rage this provokes.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (VtjlW)

358 I love My Litter Pony and consider myself a Bronie. Don't judge me.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (m2CN7)

359 This guy isn't targeting random people. He has specific people in mind and look at the chaos it's causing.

I am just amazed that Zimmerman hasn't been assassinated yet. He can't be the only whack-a-doo with fanstasies about that.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (QTHTd)

360 What's the frequency, Kenneth?

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: B at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (5OEha)

361 Unless those 10000 are black liberals I gotta figure Ole Barry would have a nice new list of targets for his drone program...

Posted by: H Badger at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (n/0Nw)

362 what??? CNN reporter???

Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (Dnbau)

363 To the Entergy ;

Way to blow out the fuckin' lights and blame it on my girl Bee. Because you gave the 49ers a respite, I didn't cover the fuckin' spread - Chris Dorner

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (wwsoB)

364 WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP-SHOO-BOMP-SHOO-BOMP!?!?!?


-C. Dorner

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (MMC8r)

365 errrgh, pronoun fail. by "He can't be the only whack-a-doo with fanstasies about that." substitute "Dorner" for the "he"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (QTHTd)

366 They don't make makeup in my shade.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: American Dawg at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (trA4n)

367 what??? CNN reporter???

***

dude

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (piMMO)

368 There's really something kind of magical about the phrase "MSNBC viewer and spree killer."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (/kI1Q)

369 what??? CNN reporter???
Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 04:11 PM (Dnbau)


That was a bit of dark humor on the commenter's part.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (4df7R)

370 I could win a congressional run tomorrow in CA.
-Chris Dorner

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 07, 2013 04:13 PM (hrAg/)

371 Retards should have buses as long as the ones regular people ride in. This is a civil rights issue.

-- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 07, 2013 04:13 PM (8ZskC)

372 Mika, don't let Joe hold you back. He's awesome, but you have so much potential.

{{hugs}}

- C. Dorner

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 04:13 PM (UOM48)

373 No, I'm not related to the guy who plays Worf. You are now a high-value target.
-Chris Dorner, MSNBC viewer and spree killer

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:13 PM (/kI1Q)

374 Wait. What?

Just the fact that there probably won't be anything resembling a kidney or lung or heart when the 'sharpshooters' in the LAPD get close enough to finish the guy off. Probably two or three feet, I'd guess.

Here in PA, the lefties accused some motorcyclist of driving into a wall so some state official could get a new organ. Or the other way around. Or something equally bizarre or conspiracy filled. But the main point was a white dude needed an organ and a black dude died. So it's obvious. To them, anyway.

Posted by: Bad Kidneys at February 07, 2013 04:13 PM (feFL6)

375 There's really something kind of magical about the phrase "MSNBC viewer and spree killer."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (/kI1Q)


Can we brand him with an evil nickname? The MSNBC Killer? The MSNBC Psychopath?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 04:13 PM (4df7R)

376 The name's Chris Dorner but everybody calls me Pyscho. Any of you guys call me Chris and I'll kill you.

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2013 04:14 PM (m2CN7)

377 "Alvin Greene keeps calling me for some reason."

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:14 PM (GQ8sn)

378 >The deputy then opened fire, spraying bullets in a wild death-blossom of copper-jacketed doom.



what a lovely turn of phrase

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 04:14 PM (8sCoq)

379 There's really something kind of magical about the phrase "MSNBC viewer and spree killer."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:12 PM (/kI1Q)



There really is, isn't there? It fills my sub-cockle region with joy.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 04:14 PM (VtjlW)

380 There's really something kind of magical about the phrase "MSNBC viewer and spree killer."

"Spree-killing MSNBC viewer." Harder to deceptively edit.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:14 PM (MMC8r)

381 Posted by: Bad Kidneys at February 07, 2013 04:13 PM (feFL6)


***

Damnit.

You had me worried that a fellow moron was sick.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 04:14 PM (piMMO)

382 There's no way that box of Raisin Bran had two scoops. TWO SCOOPS

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 07, 2013 04:15 PM (0SXI6)

383 I did good?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2013 04:15 PM (w+Dvf)

384
What the fuck?!? Are the LAPD trained by The Bloods in the art of random drive by shootings?
Posted by: © Sponge at February 07, 2013 03:28 PM (p1uUQ)


No, of course not. That's just silly.

They're trained by the Crips.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 07, 2013 04:15 PM (IDSI7)

385 My Ménage à trois never happened...

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: American Dawg at February 07, 2013 04:15 PM (trA4n)

386 Of course, we joke and we kid, but real people are dead and injured and more could join them. Let's pray for the victims and hope that this bastard is stopped before anyone else is hurt.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 04:15 PM (4df7R)

387 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT GUAM?!?!?!?


-C.D.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

388 Can we brand him with an evil nickname? The MSNBC Killer? The MSNBC Psychopath?

***

I think you just did.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 07, 2013 04:15 PM (piMMO)

389 Lean forward.
-Chris Dorner, the MSNBC Killer

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2013 04:15 PM (DrWcr)

390 "The inside folds of women's purses are the perfect breeding grounds for spider egg sacs. I did not know this."

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)

391 Chris Dorner, MSNBC Super Fan and Spree Killer

It certainly does have a nice ring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (UOM48)

392 386 MWR,

Indeed.

I want him to live, because I want his chemistry put on display.

LAPD will kill ANYTHING remotely similar because they want him dead.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (LRFds)

393 Let's pray for the victims and hope that this bastard is stopped before anyone else is hurt.

That goes without saying. We're not MSNBC viewers after all.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (evdj2)

394 "Red is the tastiest color."


-- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (w+Dvf)

395 MSNBC-erial Killer.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (MMC8r)

396 Levin just got Brennan to say that the info from KSM did not lead to OBL even tho earlier he testified that it did

Posted by: thunderb at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (Dnbau)

397 327
Now consider what would happen if say 10,000 people decide that the government has gone to far.

Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 03:57 PM (x7g7t)



I would hope those 10,000 people in your hypothetical scenario would
have the courage of their convictions and go after hard,
specifictargets. Randomly slaughtering innocents is terrorism. Striking
enemy combatants using clearly understood and agreed-upon rules of
engagement is war. George Washington understood that distinction. That's
why so much emphasis was placed upon training the men how to march,
form and fight using conventional European tactics. You want an army,
not a rabble.

Posted by: troyriser at February 07, 2013 04:07 PM

I don't know, look at the panic that the DC Snipers caused in 2002. A nutjob ex con and a feral kid made the "professionals" look pretty bad, and it was only the kid's angry and stupid letter that led investigators to them

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (wwsoB)

398 So the Piers Morgan Army is on the move.

Posted by: Dang at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (R18D0)

399 Can we brand him with an evil nickname? The MSNBC Killer? The MSNBC Psychopath?

"Future MSNBC Contributor".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (GBXon)

400 LAPD will kill ANYTHING remotely similar because they want him dead.


They better be careful. All large black men are now "high value targets" to the LAPD.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (GQ8sn)

401 “But resist, we much… we must… and we will much… about… that… be committed.”

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: B at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (5OEha)

402 "I read that people commit suicide at a higher rate on Christmas than any other day of the year. Suicide is terrible. Don't kill yourself - let me do it for you."

-Chris Dorner, the MSNBC Killer

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (4df7R)

403 BRING BACK OLBERMANN!!!

-C.D.

Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (MMC8r)

404 Tony Soprano should have died like Sonny Corleone. I'm going to go kill him.

-- Dorner

Posted by: L, elle at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (0PiQ4)

405 Brennan is unimpressive. In fact, I think he is the Jamie Gorelick of Intelligence.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (GoIUi)

406 MSNBC-erial Killer.

Posted by: zsasz


Nice. Very nice.

Posted by: Dang at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (R18D0)

407 Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)


*narrows eyes*


Bannion, fetch me the Beltsander of Truth. Oh and the lemon juice.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (VtjlW)

408

Among the dead and wounded are the CNN reporter


It's an ill wind, and all that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (IDSI7)

409 White people make funny faces at me behind my back. This started when I was nine.

-- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 07, 2013 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

410
"To Michelle Obama: I Like big butts and I can not lie..."

Richard Dorner

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:18 PM (+OTLF)

411 397 KBDaBear,

Yup....

awful lot of ammo for a precision and restraint based CoIn force in the Federal Govt's LE branches these days....

LAPD is just the warm up act I reckon

Posted by: sven10077 at February 07, 2013 04:18 PM (LRFds)

412 dammit i got the name wrong

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:18 PM (+OTLF)

413 407
Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)





*narrows eyes*





Bannion, fetch me the Beltsander of Truth. Oh and the lemon juice.



It's true! I swear it!

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:18 PM (GQ8sn)

414 Clowns are evil and scary.

- C. Dorner

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 04:18 PM (UOM48)

415 Two down, 24,999,998 to go.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (IDSI7)

416
What the fuck?!? Are the LAPD trained by The Bloods in the art of random drive by shootings?
Posted by: © Sponge



Actually, over the last few decades the LAPD has been forced to lower their standards -- oh sorry -- increase the opportunities for disadvantaged applicants, after a series of civil-rights lawsuits.

So, this is what you get.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (kdS6q)

417 396

it's not enough that Torture Is Bad and it may not always work well, people flatly opposed seem to think it _can't_ ever work, as though they aren't confident in arguing against it otherwise.

so, not surprising.

Posted by: JDP at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (60GaT)

418 MSNBC-erial Killer.
Posted by: zsasz at February 07, 2013 04:16 PM (MMC8r)


I LIKE IT.

Well, in as much as one can like a nickname attached to a violent psychopath and murderer.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (4df7R)

419 Soledad,

I know how it is to get run out by The Man. That Jew Zucker who fired you is your enemy, that makes him MY enemy!

= Chris Dorner

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (wwsoB)

420 The assault pen is mighter than the rifle.

Posted by: Dorner Manifesto at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (JVEmw)

421 "Future MSNBC Contributor".

-- more likely Future SPLC Community Activist

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (QTHTd)

422 If I had a son...

Posted by: Barely Obama at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (R18D0)

423 "That Han Solo dude has got it going on."


-- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (w+Dvf)

424 Are the LAPD trained by The Bloods in the art of random drive by shootings?

You assume, of course, there isn't significant membership overlap...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 07, 2013 04:19 PM (GBXon)

425 Does he say "KILL WHITEY" anywhere in the manifesto

if not then its not truly a manifesto and we are waisting our time...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (+OTLF)

426 They better be careful. All large black men are now "high value targets" to the LAPD.

And if you're a large black man who drives a Toyota or Nissan pickup truck, you might as well just save the LAPD the trouble and report to the morgue now.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (SY2Kh)

427 Educational Television ceased after Pinky And The Brain.

-- Chris Dorner

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (Qxe/p)

428 If DHS was involved in this, they would still be stopping and questioning little, old white women.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (H/HtC)

429 awful lot of ammo for a precision and restraint based CoIn force in the Federal Govt's LE branches these days....

LAPD is just the warm up act I reckon



Makes me wonder why they asked for those SBR's. Putting a 10", full auto rifle in the hands of these guys and they are going to be shooting like Stormtroopers, i.e. anything but.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)

430 dammit i got the name wrong

And you forgot "spree-killing MSNBC fan." That's the important part.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (/kI1Q)

431 BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANG--


FREEZE!

Posted by: The LAPD at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (MMC8r)

432 Lone man who shoots at armed, trained cops: Coward

Cops who shoot at unarmed, elderly women: HEROES!

Posted by: wizardpc at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (hWJMZ)

433 425
Does he say "KILL WHITEY" anywhere in the manifesto

if not then its not truly a manifesto and we are waisting our time...


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM



No, but he did mention his landlord.....who could be white.

Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2013 04:20 PM (X6akg)

434 And why isn't Beyonce vice president instead of that white guy?

--Dorn

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 04:21 PM (1i3nI)

435 Cill my landlord

-Dorner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2013 04:21 PM (BuSM8)

436 Hang in there, Big Bird. Peace out.

- C. Dorner

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2013 04:21 PM (UOM48)

437 "Have you ever tried to find your glasses, and you can't find them no matter where you look, and you spend hours and hours searching, and then you realize you've been wearing them the whole time? I hate that. Gotta kill somebody for that."

-Chris Dorner, MSNBCerial Killer

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 04:21 PM (4df7R)

438 "I want my two dollars"

- Chris Dorner, MSNBC Superfan and spree killer

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 07, 2013 04:22 PM (0SXI6)

439 All its going to take is a double of accidently black guy in truck shootings by the LAPD and bam...RIOTS!

and then Obama can dust off his old standby line "the (insert city name here) police department acted stupidly."

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:22 PM (+OTLF)

440 Soledad O'Brien... how YOU doin', girl?



-Chris Dorner

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 04:22 PM (8sCoq)

441 "I want my two dollars"


Nice Better of Dead reference! * golf claps *

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:22 PM (GQ8sn)

442 off

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:22 PM (GQ8sn)

443 "Sarah Palin's evil target map mind control made me do it"

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (+OTLF)

444 "New Coke was the SHIT."

-Chris Dorner, MSNBCerial Killer

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (4df7R)

445 So MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.

Great.



http://tinyurl.com/bhzyxn5

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (fWAjv)

446 what a lovely turn of phrase
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 04:14 PM (8sCoq)

Lovely wasn't it? Bravo Laurie David's Cervix

Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (x7g7t)

447 Why so serious?

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (8sCoq)

448 What's the deal with Chicken McNuggets? If they mcMake them, out of what I mcThink they do, I don't want to mcEat them

- Chris Dorner, MSNBC Superfan and spree killer

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (0SXI6)

449 Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,

kill my landlord, kill my landlord,

watch dog bark, though he bite,

kill my landlord, kill my landlord,

slip in his window, break his neck,

then his house I start to wreck,

got no reason, what the heck!

kill my landlord, kill my landlord,

C-I-L-L my landlord.


- Chris Dorner

Posted by: American Dawg at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (trA4n)

450 445
So MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.



Great.







http://tinyurl.com/bhzyxn5

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (fWAjv)

By Tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE african American.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (+OTLF)

451 This guy isn't targeting random people. He has specific people in mind and look at the chaos it's causing.
Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 04:10 PM (x7g7t)

He's nuts. Victims of a crazy person are, by definition, random. He doesn't like your tie. He hates your shoes. The way you raise your voice at the end of a sentence so everything you say sounds like a question sends him up the wall. So he shoots you. That's random.

Posted by: troyriser at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (vtiE6)

452 Ha ha. I'm just kidding. Can't we all just get along now.

--Dorn

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 04:25 PM (1i3nI)

453 MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.

Of course they are. Have to deflect attention from their role in encouraging this guy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:26 PM (/kI1Q)

454 He turned to to such violence because Bush lied about the economy and the wars. We blame Bush for this terrible mishap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 07, 2013 04:26 PM (90aTA)

455 Posted by: troyriser at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (vtiE6)

No, he is targeting people for specific reasons.

Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 04:26 PM (x7g7t)

456
LAPD will kill ANYTHING remotely similar because they want him dead.


They better be careful. All large black men are now "high value targets" to the LAPD.
Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:17 PM (GQ8sn)



and little asian women delivering newspapers too

Posted by: rd at February 07, 2013 04:26 PM (zLp5I)

457 By Tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE african American (Christian).

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (+OTLF)

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:26 PM (fWAjv)

458 See? See? Now do you understand how easy it is for someone like me to get guns? Now just imagine if someone actually dangerous could get their hands on one.

Posted by: Dorner Manifesto at February 07, 2013 04:27 PM (JVEmw)

459 So MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.

Point of Order! I thought, according to MSNBC, TEA party rallies were lily-white?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 07, 2013 04:27 PM (GBXon)

460 Kind of OT, maybe...

Anyone watch "Elementary"? Two weeks ago, they had an episode about a group of highly educated professionals coming up with a plan to cause widespread damage to an urban city with minimal resources, i.e. mass terror. They were hired by the military to create guerilla war tactics as a "Red Team". Whatever plan they came up with, the military decided it was too dangerous and classified it. The members of the Red Team also take a vow of silence because they too knew how horrific their plan was.

This Chris Dorner guy is a one-man Red Team. He's about to cause massive civil unrest by shooting three people.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2013 04:27 PM (GQ8sn)

461 He's nuts. Victims of a crazy person are, by
definition, random. He doesn't like your tie. He hates your shoes. The
way you raise your voice at the end of a sentence so everything you say
sounds like a question sends him up the wall. So he shoots you. That's
random.

Posted by: troyriser at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (vtiE6)
well technically that not random either.
Random would be going to union station at mid rush hour sitting on one of those sit n' spin toys and then firing off shots as you turn yourself fast and furiously so that everything is a blur when you shoot.and technically thats not even random since you premeditated it by going to unions station and taking a sit and spin with you.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:28 PM (+OTLF)

462 453 MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.

Of course they are. Have to deflect attention from their role in encouraging this guy.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 07, 2013 04:26 PM (/kI1Q)


I don't know if they are or not, was just posting my poor photoshop skills.

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:28 PM (fWAjv)

463 450 445
So MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.
Great.

http://tinyurl.com/bhzyxn5

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (fWAjv)

By Tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE african American.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (+OTLF)


That is a photoshop if I've ever seen one.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 07, 2013 04:28 PM (Qxe/p)

464 457
By Tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE african American (Christian)...who attended tea party rallies and had a picture of George W BOOOSH on his nightstand.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (+OTLF)

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:26 PM (fWAjv)

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:29 PM (+OTLF)

465 Dorner unchained? I just want an excuse to blame Tarantino and the wackos in Hollywood for something. Let's check his DVDs and music and what sites he visited.

Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2013 04:29 PM (8wqqE)

466
"The cookie is the best part of an Oreo."

- Chris Dorner

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 07, 2013 04:29 PM (xfWVe)

467 Just want my fair shot.

- Dorner

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 07, 2013 04:29 PM (BVkEs)

468 Point of Order! I thought, according to MSNBC, TEA party rallies were lily-white?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 07, 2013 04:27 PM (GBXon)


See jeremiahs #450

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:29 PM (fWAjv)

469 So MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.



Great.







http://tinyurl.com/bhzyxn5

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (fWAjv)



They always claim that at first, then when the truth comes out that he's a left wing wacko the story disappears

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2013 04:29 PM (1Jaio)

470 Dolph Lundgren will play Dorner in the movie.



Charles Dennehy will play the mistakenly shot up truck.

***

Corrupt, incompetent, brutal LAPD is right up James Ellroy's alley. He should write the screenplay but please, please,please, don't let Brian De Palma direct.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 07, 2013 04:30 PM (XUKZU)

471
That is a photoshop if I've ever seen one.

Looks more like scissors and a cell phone camera.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 07, 2013 04:30 PM (tOkJB)

472 That is a photoshop if I've ever seen one.

Yep, I've seen a few 'shops in my time, and you can tell by the pixels...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 07, 2013 04:30 PM (GBXon)

473 459
So MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.



Point of Order! I thought, according to MSNBC, TEA party rallies were lily-white?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 07, 2013 04:27 PM (GBXon)
Vitaglio or anal Bleaching. if it can work for Michael Jackson and your shit stained asshole, it can work for Dorner.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:30 PM (+OTLF)

474
Posted by: troyriser at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (vtiE6)

No, he is targeting people for specific reasons. Posted by: blindside at February 07, 2013 04:26 PM (x7g7t)


If you had any interaction with this psycho, you should hide your family and yourself right fucking now.

If you haven't ever dealt with this dorner psycho, you are reasonably safe unless you are driving a vehicle remotely similar to whatever he is reported driving in the vicinity of an LAPD muckety muck. Then you have to worry about the LAPD shooting you down.

Posted by: rd at February 07, 2013 04:31 PM (zLp5I)

475 464 457
By Tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE african American (Christian)...who attended tea party rallies and had a picture of George W BOOOSH on his nightstand.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 04:24 PM (+OTLF)


By Tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE african American (Christian)...who attended tea party rallies and had a picture of George W BOOOSH on his nightstand next to Koch Bros. figurines.

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:32 PM (fWAjv)

476 Mostly, I hate those cans.

-C. Dorner

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at February 07, 2013 04:33 PM (evdj2)

477 471
That is a photoshop if I've ever seen one.

Looks more like scissors and a cell phone camera.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 07, 2013 04:30 PM (tOkJB)

I intentionally made it to be absurdly shitty.

But shitty is my usual p-shop skill so..

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:33 PM (fWAjv)

478 Everybody keep your seats. It's all part of the show. It's all part of the show.

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 04:35 PM (1i3nI)

479 If Hillary runs in 2016 here is an endorsement that can be held over her. Do Republicans have the guts to do it? They must if they want to win.

Not taking advantage of every and any incident is how conservatives lose elections. Being too nice has worked so well so far, hasn't it.

Posted by: Decaf at February 07, 2013 04:35 PM (NmvvV)

480 ....micropenis????

-Chris Dorner

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 07, 2013 04:35 PM (xKC/c)

481 Whatever you do, don't cross the streams

- Chris Dorner, MSNBC Superfan and spree killer

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 07, 2013 04:36 PM (0SXI6)

482 264
What is it with crazy people writing manifestos?


Because they know everyone is going to post the fucking thing all over the place and give them a voice that they never had in life. Absolute disgrace.

Posted by: ElKomandante at February 07, 2013 04:37 PM (AdNDU)

483 I just got here and haven't had a chance to read all the comments yet so this may already have been noted.

This guy is planning embarking on a killing spree and still thinks that Democrat politicians will be thankful for his political advice. On the other hand he's on their side so that's all that matters.

Posted by: Decaf at February 07, 2013 04:39 PM (NmvvV)

484 By Tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE african American (Christian)...who attended tea party rallies and had a picture of George W BOOOSH on his nightstand next to Koch Bros. figurines.
Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:32 PM (fWAjv)


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By tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE African American (Christian)...who attended tea party rallies and had a picture of George W Boooosh on his nightstand next to the Koch Bros. figurines and the cerificate of appreciation he got from Cheaper Than Dirt.

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 04:39 PM (1i3nI)

485 Our savior

He's so dreamy

http://tinyurl.com/acctxpj

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:41 PM (fWAjv)

486 Dorner unchained? I just want an excuse to blame Tarantino and the wackos in Hollywood for something. Let's check his DVDs and music and what sites he visited.

LizLem, good idea. Conservatives and Republicans are made to own every whacko that could even remotely be linked to us so let's return the favor. Make MSM and Hollywood own every whacko and killer who admires them.

Posted by: Decaf at February 07, 2013 04:42 PM (NmvvV)

487 By tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE African American (Christian)...who attended tea party rallies and had a picture of George W Boooosh on his nightstand next to the Koch Bros. figurines and the cerificate of appreciation he got from Cheaper Than Dirt.
Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2013 04:39 PM (1i3nI)

By tonight, they will refer to him as a WHITE African American (Christian)...who attended tea party rallies and had a picture of George W Boooosh on his nightstand next to the Koch Bros. figurines and the cerificate of appreciation he got from Cheaper Than Dirt that was stained from a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:43 PM (fWAjv)

488 477 471
That is a photoshop if I've ever seen one.

Looks more like scissors and a cell phone camera.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 07, 2013 04:30 PM (tOkJB)

I intentionally made it to be absurdly shitty.

But shitty is my usual p-shop skill so..

Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:33 PM (fWAjv)


Totally sucked me in!
Having said that, I actually expect to see it on the MSM news.

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 07, 2013 04:45 PM (Qxe/p)

489 It can't be said often enough. Free Mumia!

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 07, 2013 04:46 PM (XUKZU)

490 Dwight. Wants. His. Tip. -- Chris Dorner

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 07, 2013 04:54 PM (QTHTd)

491 469
So MSNBC reporting that he attended TEA party rallies.



Great.


http://tinyurl.com/bhzyxn5



Posted by: RWC at February 07, 2013 04:23 PM (fWAjv)



They always claim that at first, then when the truth comes out that he's a left wing wacko the story disappears


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2013 04:29 PM (1Jaio)
This time they are pushing back pre-emptively.
http://tinyurl.com/bkdcdw6

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 07, 2013 05:03 PM (+OTLF)

492 Hey, Diane Feinstein: Here's an ex-cop who's killing people. I suggest you disarm all GOOD, LAW ABIDING COPS, because, after all, if one could go bad, they all could go bad.

Posted by: jim at February 07, 2013 05:25 PM (VwhRo)

493 He's trying to restart the Rodney King riots

Posted by: Lauren at February 07, 2013 05:50 PM (wsGWu)

494 If I had a fat, grandiose madman killer for a son he would look like Chris.

Posted by: Dear Leader Barry at February 07, 2013 06:00 PM (ZWaLo)

495 494
If I had a fat, grandiose madman killer for a son he would look like Chris.


Posted by: Dear Leader Barry at February 07, 2013 06:00 PM (ZWaLo)
If I shaved Michelle's ass and made her walk backwards, she would look a lot like Chris.

Posted by: Barack Skeet Skeet Husein Obama at February 07, 2013 06:06 PM (+OTLF)

496 If that's the way the libtards wanna play it, I say FINE; we either kill 'em all or send them to a faraway place where they can cause no more harm to us.

Posted by: Angry American at February 07, 2013 06:09 PM (rkFwC)






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