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Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 07, 2013 09:13 AM (R8hU8)

2 I'll have a double barkeep. Hey, it's noon somewhere in the blogosphere.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 09:36 AM (ORGYc)

3 Cut military pay and give Biden and federal workers that have gotten poor performance reviews by their supervisors 11 Billion in raises?


Oh, and make sure that the military that you keep employed are willing to fire on American citizens.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 07, 2013 09:46 AM (aZ6ew)

" The Rabbit discriminated against their children because they are black."

Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.

Posted by: Jefferson Airplane at February 07, 2013 09:48 AM (H/HtC)

5 Here there be dragons.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at February 07, 2013 09:59 AM (evdj2)

6 Double posts? The Master will not approve!

Posted by: Torgo at February 07, 2013 10:05 AM (6Zk+4)

7 I'm gonna go and get the paper, get the paper.

Posted by: Jimmy Two-Times at February 07, 2013 10:43 AM (juBAm)

8 Dos Postes!

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 07, 2013 10:45 AM (KjlbF)

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