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1 WTF

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 07, 2013 09:13 AM (R8hU8)

2 I'll have a double barkeep. Hey, it's noon somewhere in the blogosphere.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 09:36 AM (ORGYc)

3 Cut military pay and give Biden and federal workers that have gotten poor performance reviews by their supervisors 11 Billion in raises?

YOU HAVE GOT T BE SHITTING ME

Oh, and make sure that the military that you keep employed are willing to fire on American citizens.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 07, 2013 09:46 AM (aZ6ew)

4
" The Rabbit discriminated against their children because they are black."

Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.

Posted by: Jefferson Airplane at February 07, 2013 09:48 AM (H/HtC)

5 Here there be dragons.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at February 07, 2013 09:59 AM (evdj2)

6 Double posts? The Master will not approve!

Posted by: Torgo at February 07, 2013 10:05 AM (6Zk+4)

7 I'm gonna go and get the paper, get the paper.

Posted by: Jimmy Two-Times at February 07, 2013 10:43 AM (juBAm)

8 Dos Postes!

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 07, 2013 10:45 AM (KjlbF)

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Disney To Make Stand Alone Star Wars Movies Follow me on twitter. Posted by: BenK at 09:07 AM Comments 1 WTF Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 07, 2013 09:13 AM (R8hU8) 2 I'll have a double barkeep. Hey, it's noon somewhere in the blogosphere. Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2013 09:36 AM (ORGYc) 3 Cut military pay and give Biden and federal workers that have gotten poor performance reviews by their supervisors 11 Billion in raises? YOU HAVE GOT T BE SHITTING ME Oh, and make sure that the military that you keep employed are willing to fire on American citizens. Posted by: ontherocks at February 07, 2013 09:46 AM (aZ6ew) 4 " The Rabbit discriminated against their children because they are black." Go ask Alice. I think she'll know. Posted by: Jefferson Airplane at February 07, 2013 09:48 AM (H/HtC) 5 Here there be dragons. Posted by: toby928Š for TB at February 07, 2013 09:59 AM (evdj2) 6 Double posts? The Master will not approve! 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