Overnight Open Thread (2-5-2013)
On The Eternal Grievances of the Left
There are certain people, Dianne Abbott being a good enough example, whose existence is only validated by telling people to do something different from what they are. If everyone's a model of Victorian primness then the shriek will be that free love is a necessary part of civilised society. If everyone is indeed practising free love then Victorian modesty is the only valid more for society to allow. It's not that either is better or worse. It's that, by definition, whatever people are doing is wrong and they must be controlled to do the other. After all, Kip Esquire's Law does require that someone should do the controlling and there are those who do insist they are in the vanguard of those who ought to be. What is being controlled and to what end is much less important than the controlling itself.
Kip's Law: "Every advocate of central planning always - always - envisions himself as the central planner."
Fen's Law: "The left believes none of the things they lecture the rest of us about."
Well these two laws plus the constant gnawing fear that something somewhere somehow might be unequal do account for a solid 85% of all leftist policies.
[Spanish] Woman: You can't say Americans are not more violent than other people.
Fred: No.
Woman: All those people killed in shootings in America?
Fred: Oh, shootings, yes. But that doesn't mean Americans are more violent than other people. We're just better shots.
Ted: Maybe you'd like an analogy. Well, take... take these ants. In the U.S. view, a small group, or cadre, of fierce red ants have taken power and are oppressing the black ant majority. Now the stated U.S. policy is to aid those black ants opposing the red ants in hopes of restoring democracy, and to impede the red ants from assisting their red ant comrades in neighboring ant colonies.
Ramon: That is clearly the most disgusting description of U.S. policy I have ever heard. The Third World is just a lot of ants to you.
Jurgen: Those are people dying, not ants.
Ted: No, I... I don't think you understand. I was reducing everything to ant scale, the... the U.S. included. An ant White House, an ant CIA, an ant Congress, an ant Pentagon...
Ramon: Secret ant landing strips, illegally established on foreign soil.
Fred: Where are the red ants?
Ted: [pointing to an ant hill] There.
[Fred crushes the ants]
WaPo To Introduce a Real-Time Fact-checking Service
The Washington Post has announced a prototype news application called "Truth Teller", that displays "TRUE" or "FALSE" in real time next to video of politicians as they speak. The Knight Foundation-funded program automatically transcribes speeches and checks the statements against a database of facts. From the article: "For now, the early beta prototype has to be manually hand-fed some facts, and thus only works on topics it has been specifically designed to recognize. Since Congress has yet to pass a budget, and financial discussions are prone to widespread lies and misstatements, Truth Teller is being piloted on the issue of tax policy."
Here's a demo video of it in action:
But based on how cocksuckerishly partisan PolitiFact has been with its 'fact-checks' I have about a 0% confidence that 'Truth Teller' will tell much truth when when it comes to Republicans.
An Interview With Harold Ramis
On the Lama:
You've spent some time with the Dalai Lama. What's he like?
He's cool. He's jolly. The funny thing is that when I first met him, the Tibetans were all familiar with Groundhog Day, but they didn't understand the Dalai Lama speech in Caddyshack. They're like, "The Dalai Lama does not play golf." I said, "I know, I know. But if he did."
And how Animal House might have been:
Was it what you had imagined?
Very much. Except, of course, the cast was different. We had Chevy Chase as Otter. [Murray] was going to do Peter Riegert's part. Aykroyd was D-Day. Brian Doyle-Murray was the president of the fraternity. We didn't have a Flounder exactly. Maybe John Candy was going to be our Flounder. But Chevy didn't want to be in an "SNL movie," and the studio didn't want it to be one.
Take the challenge. Web site AntiSemiticOrNot.com lets you choose who hates Joos more from a random pairing of Joo non-lovers.
Here were the choices that first popped up for me:
Hmm...that's a tough choice but I'll have to give Carter the edge here. Paul may hate the juice but it's more of an intellectual kind of hate while Carter hates them from his gut and that brings a certain passion and intensity with it.
The World's Fastest Rugby Player
What if you're super-fast - but not quite good enough to win an Olympic medal - and want to play a sport professionally? Well Carlin Isles who runs the 100m in 10.13 seconds decided to take up rugby.
Here he is playing with the US National Team against New Zealand. At this point he had only been playing for 3 months yet was able to out-maneuver and simply out-run everyone else on the field.
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Comments
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 10:02 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at February 05, 2013 10:03 PM (xGX1p)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 10:03 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:04 PM (x7WAu)
So, the parents don't have to pay the fine now, right?
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 10:05 PM (Bfbpz)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:05 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: RayRay Lewis at February 05, 2013 10:06 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (EAAfY)
Raisin farmers are facing a $650,000 penalty unless they hand over almost half of their crop of raisin to their Lord Seigneurs the Federal Government. Aside from the wisdom of defending a program that originated from the paragon of regulatory sanity {/sarcasm}. The main problem, is that this is a violation of the 5th Amendment which requires “just compensation” for takings.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1357
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2013 10:08 PM (xKC/c)
There's going to be a bit of a problem with this. Often times it takes them a while to figure out how to find the evidence that what the Republicans said was false despite it being true. Though they'll probably just not waste time and call everything the Republicans say false.
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:08 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: otho at February 05, 2013 10:08 PM (yBF/9)
Tech hates me. But then, it hates us all.
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 10:09 PM (MBZW0)
There's going to be a bit of a problem with this. Often times it takes them a while to figure out how to find the evidence that what the Republicans said was false despite it being true. Though they'll probably just not waste time and call everything the Republicans say false.
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:08 PM (GULKT)
What if something is fake, but accurate?
Does the comment have a dancing Obama next to it?
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Neopaganistic Aliterate at February 05, 2013 10:11 PM (sa6D2)
there's just *us* bud....just *us*.
Nice ONT I think I am gonna turn in early tonight and finish the last of my log.
Good to see y'all.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (QLJPW)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (S+/pH)
read lots of history. I know there are treatises out there that purport
to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some moron must have a
nutshell.
It's been going on so long that it's become an unthinking cultural thing. People hate the Jews because... that's what everyone does.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)
Just watched FLIGHT starring Denzel Washington. Excellent.**** See it when you can.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (LRFds)
read lots of history. I know there are treatises out there that purport
to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some moron must have a
nutshell.
In bad times it's easier to go after a group that sets itself apart from the mainstream than to admit that your own people fucked you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2013 10:14 PM (xKC/c)
http://tinyurl.com/csez5ka
Oh wait, this is their wet dream. Talk about bad actors upon the global stage, this country is the village idiot of bad actors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:14 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:15 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:15 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2013 10:15 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (LRFds)
Yeah.
It's not our job to explain why people hate us.
We just shoot them when they act on their feelings.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (GsoHv)
Just looking Bcochran, that they didn't teach them at your college either. Since you have a period, not a comma, separating conservative and moron
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2013 10:17 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:17 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:17 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:17 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: beavis at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (yBF/9)
Now Queef refuses to quit and keeps coming back for more.
What a pathetic asshole.
https://twitter.com/BrentCochran1
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (S+/pH)
High school administrators found photos of student’s National Guard service alarming
http://tinyurl.com/be5lf8y
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (jucos)
That's lame propaganda.
At least their "Fuckin' USA" propaganda video was kinda catchy and I got a kick out of the "you are a nation of gangs" accusation. http://tinyurl.com/b2scowg
Posted by: Kratos at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (aca0s)
I liked it ok at first on the album, but then it got played to death on the radio. Now it's in the same category for me as Light My Fire... by José Feliciano.
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (Jh9QN)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)
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Anti-Semiticism baffles me, too. It's been going on for centuries, but I really don't know why Jews are convenient scapegoats.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 05, 2013 10:19 PM (nYHk7)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (dZ756)
I give it mixed reviews. The emergency/crash sequence in the beginning was fucking awesome, the rest about his addiction problems and facing them has been done to death a million times.
Its a good $3 movie. Wait for it to show up in the cutout bins at Big Lots, or scam it off TPB.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (J6hHs)
Posted by: THEM at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (wSTfB)
So when things go sour like crops failing and such, its the Jews!!! Projecting the failure of self upon an outside actor, thus avoiding having to admit how screwed up the self is.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)
Fuck! I didn't know you were a Mormon.
To think that I might have missed a Mormon joke....it breaks me up inside.
http://tinyurl.com/b7wyese
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:21 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:21 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (GULKT)
I do believe you're mistaken sir. But either way, funny as all hell. His little libtard minions are chiming in now too.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:22 PM (GEICT)
I understand it perfectly.
But then I have an advantage...I've met my relatives.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:22 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (x7WAu)
Comet Hyakutake in 1996 and Comet Hale-Bopp in 1997 were treats for Northern Hemisphere observers.
But there have been a couple of good ones in the Southern Hemisphere in recent years:
Comet McNaught in 2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/2006_P1
Comet Lovejoy in 2011
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/2011_W3_(Lovejoy)
This photo of McNaught on January 20, 2007 is the most beautiful comet photo I've ever seen:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Sat_comet_WEB.jpg
Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
This could explain the entertainment industry's liberal douchebags all falling in line with the "GOP War on Womyn" meme, while their own industry treats women like shit.
Posted by: Michelle's Handler at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (9H+iJ)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (RZ8pf)
Seriously?
I usually agree with what you say around here, but you are so off base that it stuns me.
Did you have some sort of brain injury recently?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Chris Krispy Kreme Christie at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (ypzqs)
Changing it after the fact. You cheater
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (GULKT)
So I have to report back tonight that the school district meeting about the "active shooter" scenario was actually interesting and not at all annoying.
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I would imagine planning for that situation would bring out the more stright-thinking types in that profession; the true libtards just want to keep their heads in the sand.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (QLJPW)
For Woody Allen movies and Barbara Streisand- not so much.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM
yeah, just try not to think about what it would sound like if Elmer Fudd sang The Ballad of the Green Beret...
Also, The Court of the Crimson King is seared, seared into my brain-thinks. Tha gat way too much airtime, back in the day.
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: Chris Krispy Kreme Christie at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (ypzqs)
Why, hello there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths
Posted by: Devil Flanders at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Michelle's Handler at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (9H+iJ)
And their continued support of the Religion of Peace and Genital Mutilation.
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (DgySM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (x7WAu)
Long before I ever heard of Kip's law, I often said "Every communism advocate imagines himself a commissar."
I also said "Mostly, they wind up kneeling next to a ditch..."
Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (GJUgF)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (bb5+k)
This reminds me of an old TV movie, "Earth II", where they put up captions during political discussions like "emotional" etc.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (e8kgV)
Pffft. He's only the squishy first officer.
Brannigan's Law is what counts, baby.
Oh, Kip you say? Nevermind then. Bring on the snoo-snoo.
Posted by: Zapp Brannagan at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (hi03F)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:22 PM (GsoHv)
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CBD, that's funny. I was raised Roman Catholic and I still like the rituals but I'm frankly more of a Deist in my religious beliefs now.
Oh, well, I've got the sign off. Having a job is good but it has really hampered my time at the HQ.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (nYHk7)
Posted by: Roman Centurion at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (sa6D2)
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (GULKT)
No idea what you mean. And no, to anyone wondering, there's no way I'd explain what Moron means and end up with those tards infesting our threads.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)
The Jesus thing? Suck it up.
Woody and Barbara? There are no words to describe how badly I feel about them being Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: CMU VET at February 05, 2013 10:28 PM (dPSpR)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 05, 2013 10:28 PM (yJYwC)
The theme is ancient...going back to the 50's and Sinatra's Man with the Golden Arm.
And then they plug in the oh so predictable politically correct ending. In the real word, he'd have told that final lie, tossed the dead girl in the jackpot and kept rolling.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:28 PM (J6hHs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)
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Woof. Tell me about it.
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at February 05, 2013 10:29 PM (jucos)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 05, 2013 10:29 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)
I liked Sleeper.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:29 PM (j7rp0)
Or you could double-tap him and then make sure with one to the brain.
Fucking children and killing children are two things that richly deserve violence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Calvin at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (sa6D2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (j7rp0)
Meanwhile...
http://tinyurl.com/bcbek52
Posted by: Comrade Hat at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)
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Oy
Posted by: Charles Schumer at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (jucos)
And the logical conclusion to be drawn from those facts? That no amount of gun control is likely to dissuade a nut on a mission.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (673KB)
Jews are hated. I've read lots of history. I know there are treatises
out there that purport to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some
moron must have a nutshell.
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)
I've never understood it either. Never even heard of it until I was an Adult.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (GJUgF)
Posted by: Roman Centurion at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (sa6D2)
Considering the Romans turned Jerusalem into a smoking crater forty years later, I'd say that one's been settled.
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (DgySM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (x7WAu)
Unless the plot is horrendous I forgive them their repetition. Be fair; it's Hollywood. Originality is not a common trait.
What I don't forgive is bad acting. Luckily there wasn't much in evidence in Flight.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:33 PM (S+/pH)
It's been going on so long that it's become an
unthinking cultural thing. People hate the Jews because... that's what
everyone does.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (hpDVh)
I expect part of it is because they are generally successful, and people always have envy. Probably another part of it is that people generally don't approve of people of another religion. Even in Christianity there has been long ongoing denominational conflicts. Even wars.
I would have thought that modern prosperity and communications would have alleviated most of that, but sadly no.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:33 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:33 PM (S+/pH)
They would be offended, fuck em!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (EAAfY)
Please?
I'm asking nicely. Please notice that. Again, I'm asking nicely.
Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Incontinentia at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (j7rp0)
Think of the principal in Newtown. She charged the bed-wetting little ponce with just her hands. If she had three hours of training we would have had one dead coward and lots of happy parents.
Arm them all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (GsoHv)
Just watched FLIGHT starring Denzel Washington. Excellent.**** See it when you can.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (8sCoq)
I have never seen a Denzel Washington movie that I did not thoroughly enjoy.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:35 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM
I can'tget through a few seconds ofthe Miller song "The Joker" without hearing Homer Simpson singing it.
Posted by: otho at February 05, 2013 10:35 PM (yBF/9)
They got blamed for killing Jesus, when actually it was the Romans who executed Him. If there were any justice it would be the Italians that everyone hates.
Oh, and I f**kin hate Ron Paul. That senile old bastard should go crawl in a hole. Why the hell do people keep him in office?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 10:35 PM (9H+iJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)
Barbra or Mecha-Barbra?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZC67Qr-68
Posted by: Ultra Leonard Malten at February 05, 2013 10:35 PM (Vk2pI)
I always wear this t-shirt when I go on campus. It drives them up a tree:
You can hate me.
You can hate yourself.
You can't make me hate myself.
Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:36 PM (GJUgF)
IMHO, anything that has Al Gore involved is inherently evil...presidency of Bill Clinton...global warming...al Jazeera...An Inconvenient Truth...Generation Investment Management...The Alliance for Climate Protection...We Campaign...Kleiner Perkins Caufield Byers...Live Earth...Truth Teller software...ad nauseum...
Posted by: Mr_Write at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (4bU4I)
He was also a segregationist when he started in politics but that might just be soulless opportunism to go with his judenhass.
Posted by: toby928© at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (0PiQ4)
Here it is on Amazon. It is very illuminating on the lies behind this hateful piece of agitprop.
http://tinyurl.com/bc4h6k5
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (EAAfY)
I am offended that they are offended. I demand that they retract their call for a retraction, and apologize for demanding an apology.
Unless they find that offensive, of course.
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (DgySM)
IMHO, anything that has Al Gore involved is inherently evil...presidency of Bill Clinton...global warming...al Jazeera...An Inconvenient Truth...Generation Investment Management...The Alliance for Climate Protection...We Campaign...Kleiner Perkins Caufield Byers...Live Earth...Truth Teller software...ad nauseum...
Posted by: Mr_Write at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (4bU4I)
Aren't you forgetting someone?
Posted by: PMRC at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (Vk2pI)
It's not our job to explain why people hate us.
We just shoot them when they act on their feelings.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (GsoHv)
As long as you hang on to your guns. I used to correspond with the guy running JPFO. We distributed their literature, etc.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (bb5+k)
These questions haunt me.
Posted by: toby928© at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (QupBk)
Yes. His segregationist tendencies were beaten out of him by expediency, but Jew-hatred is a passion of his. More of a life-long hobby than a political belief.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (GsoHv)
If I remember rightly Isaac was the promised child of Abraham. Esau washis eldest son and later became the Arabic nations. Esau sold his birthright to Isaac for a bowl of porridge thereby losing all inheiritence from Abraham.
And they've been pissed about it ever since.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (J6hHs)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (SurGg)
Posted by: Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (jucos)
Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (Dnbau)
Come on guys - couldn't you invent your own irrational hatred?
Posted by: Mćtenloch at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (DgySM)
Teehee
So your saying you are offended that they are offended that your offended?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk"
You can't expect someone as arrogant and self-important as Olberdouche to understand self-deprecating humor.
I believe that this is a large part of the problem with people in the entertainment industry. And I include news people in the entertainment industry. The dumbest 25% of the population fawns over them, chases after them with cameras, and that gives them a false sense of their own importance.
Did you tell Olberdouche to get back in his tub?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (9H+iJ)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (wSTfB)
Now, not only do we need term limits for our politicians, but we now need a rotating Capitol City so it is harder for the political class to put all their efforts into one location.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (e8kgV)
Agreed, but a solid movie nonetheless.
Or we could take this outside.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (S+/pH)
There's this book that can fill ya in on it. Even predicted it. Yeah, That Book.
Posted by: teej at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (pBcpe)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (wSTfB)
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If you think Jimmy and I have a deal.... you should see what Baracka and I have worked out.
Posted by: Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:42 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 05, 2013 10:42 PM (MMn5g)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (wSTfB)
Heh, obama will be like soros and live forever. In a perfect world we could trade Breitbart for those two..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:42 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GsoHv)
Jewish leaders who deem themselves the sole arbiters of anti-Semitism
and often pursue fallacious accusations in order to advance their institutions' own economic interests", so really, it's all about those greedy JOOOOOS! and their money hungry ways. He's a big time occupooper and seems like an all around douche. His wiki is here:
http://tinyurl.com/az9magm
Posted by: Weirddave at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (aH+zP)
I just know I've never walked alone at night worried about being mugged by a Jew. Mildly scolded for not flossing enough? Different story.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (X9Mnx)
Umberto Eco wrote The Prague Cemetery which it sounds like covers the same ground. Pretty good book.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (SurGg)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (X9Mnx)
Did you know Barbara Streisand made a couple of porn movies?
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (9H+iJ)
My response was: @KeithOlbermann @mflynny "Conservative" and "Moron" were two separate terms. Hence the comma. Guess they didn't teach that at Cornell.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT)
114 Kalneva, this might help with things. Renowned writer and artist Will Eisner, The Spirit and Message from Space, wrote about and dissected the origins of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in a book called The Plot.Here it is on Amazon. It is very illuminating on the lies behind this hateful piece of agitprop.http://tinyurl.com/bc4h6k5
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (x7WAu)
The Protocols got mentioned on a Cracked list once before. There they indicated that it was originially propoganda against Napoleon and the author just replaced Napoleon with "The Jews!!!!"
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (jucos)
We'll toss in Biden just for laughs.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: teej at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (pBcpe)
Protocols of The Elders of Zion?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (EAAfY)
I find that question offensive.
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (DgySM)
Posted by: Offensive at February 05, 2013 10:45 PM (jucos)
Abraham took to his bed his slave Hagar since it seemed Sarah, his wife, would never bear a child. Thus was born Ishmael. Then G-d intervened and Sarah became pregnant. She gave birth to Isaac. Then there was division of opinion and Abraham sent Hagar away with her child Ishmael.
Islam claims legitimacy via Ishmael. The Qu'ran is full of stories of Abraham and Ishmael worshiping and refitting the Kabaa. Nothing about Sarah and Isaac.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:45 PM (x7WAu)
No idea what you mean. And no, to anyone
wondering, there's no way I'd explain what Moron means and end up with
those tards infesting our threads.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)
Good Call. There arguments are like nails screeching on a chalk board.
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:45 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:45 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (GJUgF)
Posted by: Jewish Mugger at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (BBWjt)
The bastards descendants multiplied like the star in the sky and they are genetically dispositioned to hate my beloved son and his clan.
To this day there has been enmity between the choosen beloved race and the unwashed bastard race(s).
Posted by: Abraham at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (sa6D2)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)
Barbara can sing. Woody I have no use for. On the other hand, The Marx bros were a national treasure. Same with the Stooges.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (bb5+k)
Yea, I don't know why you wouldn't just start with a chunk of bar stock for a lot less money though..
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (J6hHs)
Posted by: PMRC at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (Vk2pI"
Hopefully, "ad nauseum" covers whoever you are talking about.
Posted by: Mr_Write at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (4bU4I)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT
"Let me put it in terms you'd understand: Mooooo."
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (DgySM)
Come on guys - couldn't you invent your own irrational hatred?
Posted by: Mćtenloch at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (pAlYe)
Well, we're kinda running out of Ainu...
Posted by: Japan at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (Vk2pI)
Right, the protocols were plagiarized from a previous French work. Crafted to blame the Jews so the Tsar would abandon his liberal reforms.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (x7WAu)
I just know I've never walked alone at night worried about being mugged by a Jew. Mildly scolded for not flossing enough? Different story.
Damn straight!
Posted by: Dr. Tim Whatley at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (0WLla)
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (DgySM)
Lets all be offensive or offended!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Jewish Scam Artist at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (jucos)
These questions haunt me.
Posted by: toby928© at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (QupBk)
I've got a bottle of nice champagne that's been sitting in the refrigerator for at least 5 fucking years now. It taunts me every time I scrounge around for a leftover beer.
Posted by: Mćtenloch at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (x7WAu)
I saw that. Considering their description of the Pope as a member of the Hitler Youth who fought for Germany (while ignoring that his family was anti-Hitler, all German kids had to become members of the Hitler Youth, he refused to attend its meetings, and ran away from his military post), I'm actually amazed he wasn't rated more highly in their anti-Semitic scale.
A substantial number of people had to have gone to that site and just decided "screw it, I'm not playing along."
Posted by: AD at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (oOaA8)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (BBWjt)
WORD!
Posted by: kalneva two-by-four at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (S+/pH)
The commandment about not coveting
Yes. Exactly.
For some, life is a competition, a competition is a game, and games were made to be rigged. QED
Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (GJUgF)
Posted by: The Rabbi in Elaine's Building at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (QLJPW)
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GULKT)
If I were to take the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and replace "Jews" with "White people," I could probably sell it today and make a mint...
Posted by: The Political Hat, Proud Kyriarch at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (BBWjt)
Indeed, hey lent is coming up, could give up beer for lent. Im not doing it, but you could
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (EAAfY)
Yes, but for the sake of my dick ever working again I prefer to pretend otherwise.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 10:50 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: the Moet in Maet's fridge at February 05, 2013 10:50 PM (SurGg)
Serious mental disturbance there.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (C8mVl)
Well, they're cheap, and the jig is cheap, and you can crank out a dozen pretty quickly.
I can't do it from bar stock, but the unfinished lower is, at least for my skills, doable with some attention to detail.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: PMRC at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (Vk2pI"
Hopefully, "ad nauseum" covers whoever you are talking about.
Posted by: Mr_Write at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (4bU4I)
http://tinyurl.com/bka4nof
Posted by: PMRC at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (BBWjt)
There is a nose joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Thorvald at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: The Political Hat, Proud Kyriarch at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (Vk2pI)
Pretty sure Farrakhan is working along those lines already.
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (DgySM)
I rarely smile at death, but in Carter's case I will make an exception.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (QLJPW)
Posted by: CarolT at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (x7WAu)
I've seen a few minutes of it.
She is flabby without being round and sexy. And her breasts are not nicely shaped.
So...pretty much exactly what one would expect.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (GsoHv)
"Did you know Barbara Streisand made a couple of porn movies?"
There is a nose joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (j7rp0)
Nope. Serious. Some Moron posted a link to Xhamster.
Go over there and search for "Barbara Streisand." It will turn up.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (bb5+k)
189 Posted by: Mćtenloch at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (pAlYe)I rarely smile at death, but in Carter's case I will make an exception.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (GsoHv)
I can see Carter outlasting Obama. Consider his diet choices and smoking, and then there's the cocaine and cocksucking.
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (EAAfY)
Better yes, just ban children...
Posted by: Sir Richard Attenborough at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (Vk2pI)
There's good news and bad news in your comment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (jIaZt)
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/215043.p
hp
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (Ea64Y)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (aH+zP)
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Ah. That explains the sickness.
Thanks for the info.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (C8mVl)
population of native Jews of zero also have a fair amount of casual
anti-antisemitism.
Come on guys - couldn't you invent your own irrational hatred?
***
Don't they hate pretty much everyone else...and each other?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (j7rp0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
Posted by: History of the World, Part II at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (bb5+k)
*Sexy female computer voice*
"Emergency Dick Protection System activated."
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (BBWjt)
Go over there and search for "Barbara Streisand." It will turn up.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (bb5+k)
Followed by: Gotta go. Later people.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (bb5+k)
Emergency Streisand fap?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (jIaZt)
You dont say, my tv is sports 24/7..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (EAAfY)
That's local to Washington, which means I can't get any.
Bastard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (AUeaU)
Yeah but that's mostly rational. :-)
Posted by: Mćtenloch at February 05, 2013 10:58 PM (pAlYe)
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The Flying Dog Wildeman Farmhouse IPA is too bad. Plus, at 7.5%, it's like drinking two for one.
Posted by: Abraham at February 05, 2013 10:58 PM (sa6D2)
Posted by: sTevo at February 05, 2013 10:58 PM (sa6D2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (AUeaU)
They should leave the rest of us to our cigars and Ferraris. As it is, we will require victory over them before we get peace.
Their un-natural nature will probably require that we drive a stake of living wood through their dark hearts as a start. Additionally, the job may require prophyllaxis or a cordon before sanitizing. the affected areas.
What would Dean Swift modestly propose?
Posted by: Thorvald at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (x7WAu)
Yeah Koreans and Japanese truly hate each other. Something about that very unpleasant occupation of Korea by the Japanese.
___
Uh, I have no idea what you are talking about - but let's talk about WWII was caused by our irrational hatred of the Japanese.
Posted by: Tom Hanks at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: John McCane at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (sa6D2)
Posted by: badrash at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (TMSE0)
http://tinyurl.com/a7hftm7
obligatory I think on AoS
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (AUeaU)
Yup, the HQ definitely needs more Minx.
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2013 11:01 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:01 PM (x7WAu)
My apologies!
One of the nice things about AOSHQ is that I have no idea the gender of most people...and it never comes up, nor does it matter.
[bitch]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:02 PM (GsoHv)
***
Weird - I can't remember - hh, guess I'll have to watch the video again.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:02 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: archie goodwin at February 05, 2013 11:02 PM (Jsiw/)
http://tinyurl.com/bxxkfuv
Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 11:03 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Tom Hanks at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (AUeaU)
Fine. I'll stipulate to that.
We still won.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:03 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:01 PM (x7WAu)
And to think he was my favorite actor, Hi Rons!!!!
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (l86i3)
Fen's Law: "The left believes none of the things they lecture the rest of us about."
Science proves religion wrong. Meanwhile: Global Warming/Environmentalism
Posted by: wheelmanforhire at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (l8nIR)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Tom Hanks at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (AUeaU)
Well, they sort of bombed our shit and killed our people so I wouldn't call it irrational, more like really rational.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Thorvald at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (1V6Pv)
Perfect David Horowitz pamphlet posted at Powerline:
http://tinyurl.com/a4s5hay
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)
Night chemjeff Alton..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:06 PM (EAAfY)
I suspect it's more related to the historical role in banking, and that Jews tended to be a widely distributed, relatively tight-knit minority in many parts of the world.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 11:06 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)
According to whom are you sane?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:06 PM (GsoHv)
***
Interestingly, this is one of the most damn common things about the left.
Whenever they get power, they try and destroy organized religion...and then replace it with something that is a religion in and of itself - Soviet Communism, German Racialism, etc...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:07 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)
According to whom are you sane?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:06 PM (GsoHv)
Not much of a hurdle around here.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:07 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:07 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:08 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 05, 2013 11:08 PM (TCy/B)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:08 PM (x7WAu)
Or Rumble strips.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: badrash at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (TMSE0)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (EAAfY)
Exodus 32:9
God made us this way.
If you don't like it....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (GsoHv)
***
Whenever I go to the grocery story nowadays I silently curse Barry and Helicopter Ben.
Interestingly, if you talk to the apolitical they are well aware that the inflation (and unemployment) statistics are bullshit, and that this isn't normal.
But then most of them voted for TFG.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:10 PM (GEICT)
But Banking was one of the only professions Jews were allowed to participate in. Thus the ruling classes could have their cake and eat it too. Able to partake of the gold in the form of loans while fanning the flames of intolerance by condemning them as usarers.
Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 11:10 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:10 PM (GEICT)
Read your tweets you magnificent Bastard, Well done. You exposed his assholiness.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (l86i3)
The cocksucking piece of shit in the White House has managed to create a new normal of 10%+ unemployment and a stagnant economy.
And he did it with a smile on his face and a song in his heart.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (EAAfY)
Me too, except BBT and How I Met Your Mother. Speaking of which, I didn't get to see the Super Bowl commercials. Were they any good?
No, I'm totally not gloating about being at the big game. I would never rub it in that I attended the Super Bowl. I mean, sure, I was sitting in section 527, row 12, but I would never gloat about that.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (GsoHv)
No he has that fucking smirk I would love to slap off his face, oops, can I say that?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:12 PM (EAAfY)
***
I had no idea the depths to which the anti-clericals sunk in Mexico during the war.
Interestingly, Mexico's strongman at the time rose to power on the backs of unions and socialists and sounded like a certain closer regime we all know and loathe.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:12 PM (AUeaU)
http://youtu.be/cYuZlhCPbjM
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:13 PM (x7WAu)
You shall call him Ishmael,
For the Lord has paid heed to your suffering.
He shall be a wild ass of a man:
His hand against everyone,
And everyone's hand against him;
He shall dwell alongside of all his kinsmen
Thems the Arabs
Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 11:14 PM (Dnbau)
***
Yep. Of course when the Templars got into the banking business things didn't go to well for them either.
The King of France proclaimed them heretics and cancelled his loans with them...and took all their property while he was at it.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:14 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (l86i3)
Why thank you. His minnions responses are funny too. They amount to "Yeah! You get him Keith! Yeah!"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)
First her nose is too damn small.
second, she had horrific body odor when she first started out from not showering or washing her clothes. No way that guy could have kept it up through the stench and they didnt have viagra back then.
Take a good look at elliot goul and you will understand what men actually found her attractive back then before she broke out....thats right...men whose dogs wouldnt even fuck them...desperate men...
Streisand doing porn...haha...yeah..no. In 40 years they will claim those palin impersonators doing porn were actually palin too...
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 05, 2013 11:14 PM (+OTLF)
http://youtu.be/unfzfe8f9NI
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:15 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (jIaZt)
Haha, you are in the same boat as me, Hubby and I love BBT!! I did not pay much attention to the commercials except the Paul Harvey commercial was awesome.
Good for you going to the game, check that off the bucket list
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:15 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (s/ydT)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (EAAfY)
Kick off those adorable red suede heels you got on sale last spring. That works for me.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (+OTLF)
Hey cthulhu!! How goes the spreading of madness? I know its tough work with Jerry Brown as governor.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (x7WAu)
Are you kidding? -- I'd say I could coast with these guys in charge, but the reality is that I really have to scramble to try and keep up.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:17 PM (kaalw)
Anyway, skoal has this new product called ReadyCut. Just the regular chew, but pre-pressed into little bite sized pieces. It's....interesting. Not great, not terrible.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:17 PM (jIaZt)
Indeed. Burned them at the stake to boot.
Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 11:18 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (S+/pH)
If the "special kid", bless his heart, comes over and start throwing sand in your face and kicking your ankles, what are you supposed to do?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lou's a girl"
Using the "Gun Control" logic that we've been pummeled with since the tragedy in Connecticut:
If you follow local news, a huge amount of the beatings, sexual assaults, and killings of children, are perpetrated by Mom's boyfriend. Therefore, any man who gets involved with a single mother should have to pass a background check. Oh, and be registered with local gubmint officials.
If even one child's life is saved, it would be worth it.
I don't really condone this, but it is the same as what the anti-gun people propose. Punish everyone for the criminal behavior of a few.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:18 PM (9H+iJ)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:17 PM (jIaZt)
My Grandpa in AL chewed Red Man and my Grandmother Chewed Days Work. Even as a child I was disgusted by the coffee cans with paper towel smashed down in em to absorb the spittle.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:19 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: bocephus at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (3Crtn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (sqp6o)
***
Meanwhile at the Obamacave...
An infants born alive act? We don't need that kind of crap.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (sqp6o)
It's a love fest, grab a beer and a flower.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (GEICT)
I am enjoying the best IPA ever brewed,
---
The Flying Dog Wildeman Farmhouse IPA is too bad. Plus, at 7.5%, it's like drinking two for one.
Posted by: Abraham at February 05, 2013 10:58 PM (sa6D2)
Best IPA? Stone Brewing's got a couple of impressive ones.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 05, 2013 11:22 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:18 PM (GEICT) Good point! Carry on.
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:23 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:23 PM (x7WAu)
1200 Opened the want-ads. WHAT?! What do mean there are no ads for pretentious, overwrought, ex-celebrities?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:23 PM (piMMO)
And ever increasing food prices.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:24 PM (9H+iJ)
Posted by: bocephus at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (3Crtn)
You have to admit that the bean bag shooting was funny though.
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:24 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 11:24 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:24 PM (9H+iJ)
The lines will intersect, then the fun starts.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:25 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:26 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (sqp6o)
I did a quick dunk, but no pissing. Might wanna steer clear of the mashed potatoes though.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:28 PM (jIaZt)
It's a love fest, grab a beer and a flower.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (l86i3)
Thank Gaia.
Kumbaya my lord...kumbaya...
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:29 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (C8mVl)
Haha, well I am a converse sneaker girl. My toes get numb becauseI always cross my legs, is that weird?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:29 PM (EAAfY)
"Theologians who have pictured God in Man's image, through a failure to rise to a worship of God in spirit and in truth, have sometimes fallen into the spiritual error of imagining God exerts His irresistible power to make His own will prevail over Man's - either by ruthlessly overriding it or by craftily bending it to conform to God's will unawares. This picture of an iron law of God the Tyrant lurking under the mesh that God's guileless creatures label 'Chance' has been painted for us by Bossuet."
- pg 381. A Study of History by Arnold J. Toynbee Vol IX. Second printing 1955.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:30 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:30 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:30 PM (u25eL)
Well everyone is offended, or hating on the Jews for some damn reason, or fighting with keith olberduffus. But not much!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:32 PM (EAAfY)
What are you in a dry birth control county?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 05, 2013 11:32 PM (qo244)
***
I thought we love the Joos!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:32 PM (piMMO)
Kalneva wanted to know why Jews seem to be easy scapegoats.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:33 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:25 PM (l86i3)
This is the thing. Not really related, but kinda. I was asked by one of my many bosses why organic milk isn't being produced more, since it's so expensive. Those lines don't intersect. I think it would have to be about 20 dollars a gallon before producers would want to jump through all the regulatory hoops to do it. I have no idea why organic milk is even produced/purchased. It's a total scam. But it's at its equilibrium right now. (Until Obama demands that all milk must be organic.)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:34 PM (S+/pH)
Oh, cthulhu, Stone is good, but not this good. But each to his or her
own. The balance is so perfect! And hoppy, hoppy, hoppy! Me rikey some
hops!
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:26 PM (S+/pH)
OK, now I've got to try it.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:34 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Mćtenloch at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (pAlYe)
If it's not labeled "vintage," you can throw it out now.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:34 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:32 PM (piMMO)
Yeah that comment came out wrong, i blame it on the chocolate cake and beer and numb toes..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (EAAfY)
***
Meanwhile at the Obamacave...
An infants born alive act? We don't need that kind of crap. "
Want to know just how disgusting these people are? This is from Rahm Emmanual's brother's attitudes about the relative value of people's lives.
http://rightsoup.com/rahms-brother-dr-ezekiel-emanuel-the-death-czar/
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (9H+iJ)
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll try to follow Argentina's lead in dealing with that problem.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (hpDVh)
***
Most wine is now made to e drunk within just a year or two, tops.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Willy in Williamsburg at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (Dll6b)
I did a quick dunk, but no pissing. Might wanna steer clear of the mashed potatoes though.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:28 PM (jIaZt)
Apologies in advance to anyone who had the 'frosted' cinnabons.
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (sqp6o)
***
Are you typing with your toes again?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (piMMO)
Never understood the Jew hatred.. so I am no help there.
Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (x7WAu)
My playlist of super bowl ads. But, yeah, many left much to be desired. The "humor" on so many was just... ugly.
When I tried to customise that bitly link, I first tried sb2012ads, but that was taken. So, you could try that, too, probably.
And mentioned in an earlier thread, how the Audi prom kiss ad might have gone... youtu.be/EGRa7I0t4xc
I hope I typed that in right again. Too much hassle to cut/paste on the cell. Especially since Youtube seems to cause Opera Mini to lock up on my cell.
And I'm
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 11:38 PM (ndxIr)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:29 PM (EAAfY)
I don't know if it's weird or not. I know my feet often fall asleep when I sit w/ crossed legs for too long.
We must be squishing nerves somewhere!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 11:38 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:29 PM (EAAfY)
Wild guess either nerve in the knee or in the hip doesn't like that position.
On the other hand, I have random numbness in the arms that can be as a result of activity or happen in sleep and last half a day, and I've worn out three doctors before I gave that one up.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:38 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (piMMO)
Well sitting in my computer chair, hubby got me a little stool to put my feet on, I have long legs, always crossed and my toes and other parts of my body get numb, tee hee..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:39 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 11:39 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 05, 2013 11:39 PM (qo244)
***
Now I have to scroll back up to read the responses.
Should be interesting.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (x7WAu)
Probably less toxic.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:40 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Willy in Williamsburg at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (Dll6b)
Most wine is now made to e drunk within just a year or two, tops.
I've found that Night Train is best aged 3 years in the cellar before drinking.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (hpDVh)
***
Now you've done it!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:40 PM (piMMO)
My bad, should have said discussion on why others, not aos folks hate the Jews, sorry.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:42 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:43 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 05, 2013 11:43 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:44 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 11:44 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) "
"Barack Hussein Obama
Mm, Mm, Mm"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPQdgJ59Ik8
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:44 PM (9H+iJ)
Nevermind that I shop.once a week for my family of 6, and carrying in 30 paper bags will take half an hour. Never mind that I use those plastic bags to throw out dirty diapers. Nope, the communist fucks would rather I buy plastic trash bags and waste my time hauling in paper bags.
Thank God I live 1/2 a mile from the city limits and can escape to the suburbs to shop. Too bad that means leaving my favorite store and driving (zomg, global warming!!) 15 miles round trip.
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:46 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 05, 2013 11:47 PM (luhCM)
Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:46 PM (wsGWu)
You give them a little power and they drive the government right up everyone's ass.
The People need a big fat lesson in "how to say no."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (bxiXv)
http://tinyurl.com/atudsr2
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 05, 2013 11:47 PM (luhCM)
I don't think "Truth Teller" means what you think it means!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 05, 2013 11:47 PM (luhCM)
No, they're going to lie about when we're telling them the truth or a lie by claiming lies are true or truths are lies as serves their agenda.
Just like yesterday.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at February 05, 2013 11:50 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (bxiXv)
And surprise surprise gas has gone up 30 cents in 4 days here..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:51 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (x7WAu)
Useless. Without. Pics.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:52 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (u25eL)
Shawshank and 'Time to Kill' should have their own channels.
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at February 05, 2013 11:52 PM (sqp6o)
Most wine is now made to e drunk within just a year or two, tops.
I've found that Night Train is best aged 3 years in the cellar before drinking.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (hpDVh)
IMHO, the great majority of domestic Cabernet Sauvignon is sold 3 years too early.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:53 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:51 PM (EAAfY)
I just went grocery shopping. BUT THERE'S NO INFLATION, prices are just going up in a non-inflationary way.
I wonder how reduction in production and increased use of old stock has affected their fake inflation numbers that happen to ignore any prices that go up.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:54 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:54 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:54 PM (bxiXv)
My maternal grandmother dipped snuff. Made her a bit reclusive as she didn't really want anyone outside of the family to see it. So yeah, I know exactly what you are talking about.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 05, 2013 11:55 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:55 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (kaalw)
Lagunitas "Brown Shugga" at 9.9%
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 11:44 PM (Cnqmv)
I've had that (they're in the Bay Area)....nice, but I wasn't that impressed.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:56 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)
It's because Satan knewthe Jews would give the World Jesus Christ... we all know how Satan feels about the One Who will crush his head. That's why even before Jesus was born, Satan was trying to kill Jews. Plus, the Jews are God's Chosen People and the devil hates God and anything He loves (by extension, the devil hates ALL people because we look like God).
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 05, 2013 11:56 PM (KL49F)
This is all bullshit Agenda 21 crap. No, not as a crazy conspiracy theory, but the whole local implementation of "zero waste" and "reducing.urban sprawl".
Going shopping is hard enough with 4 kids. I really don't need any more God damn regulations.
Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:54 PM (bxiXv)
Yep, avoid the bloated cans offruit and veggies and etc...
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:58 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:58 PM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:00 AM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (wsGWu)
As delightful company as you are, if I knew that, I wouldn't be here chatting.
I try to convince people they can say no. We can't even vote them out until we develop a culture that disobeys irrational edicts. We are awfully far down the road.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:00 AM (bxiXv)
https://t.co/oIcqdvm0
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:00 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:58 PM (x7WAu)
They were nuts.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:01 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 05, 2013 11:47 PM (luhCM)
No, they're going to lie about when we're telling them the truth or a lie by claiming lies are true or truths are lies as serves their agenda.
Just like yesterday.
Just like 1984.
Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:01 AM (S+/pH)
Lauren just put the shitty diapers in the garbage can and the garbage workers union will start bitching. I use the plastic bags for dog poo, recycling, etc. Hit them where it hurts..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:01 AM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:02 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:01 AM (EAAfY)
Tell them if they don't like it they can dump it on the lawn of the politician who came up with the crappy idea.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:03 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:02 AM (wsGWu)
Oh you will need form 621 and a signature of union 555 and a letter from the one, so do you have those?
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: That's no moon! at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (+f1xd)
It's freaking toxic.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (wsGWu)
Ian Johnston, a Staff Writer for NBC News, writes this about the recent destruction of archaeologically important sites in Mali: "To many in the West, such actions are simply wanton vandalism. However, experts say the thinking behind it is actually part of a wider tradition of rooting out idol-worship and superstition found in Christianity and Judaism as well as Islam."
www.americanthinker.com/
2013/02/
nbc_news_covers_for_muslims_vicious_destruction_of_non-islamic_artifacts.html
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:06 AM (kUq7A)
Posted by: That's no moon! at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (+f1xd)
[This reply, too. Do you think we're kidding about that "progressive echo chamber" thing?]
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:06 AM (bxiXv)
It's freaking toxic.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (wsGWu)
Still better than Carter.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:07 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:08 AM (kUq7A)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:08 AM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:09 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:09 AM (TvO05)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:08 AM (x7WAu)
Atch jah, shady!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:09 AM (bxiXv)
More a pity that I'm not!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:10 AM (bxiXv)
*ding* 3
"You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna to act."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:11 AM (x7WAu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:14 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:09 AM (TvO05)
A Mřřse once bit my sister ...
Posted by: Llarry the LLama at February 06, 2013 12:16 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (Y5I9o)
Deepak Chopra tweets:
Just like sex ? RT @A_Spinali: Why are people so aroused by mystical BS? It's pompous arrogant blather with nothing to substantiate it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (Y5I9o)
I blame obama
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:18 AM (EAAfY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 12:18 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (piMMO)
No, they pay him because he tells aging hippies *exactly* what they want to hear, no more and no less.
It has fuck all to do with enlightenment, he's basically a confidence trickster.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:20 AM (bxiXv)
(This post sponsored by the Ministry of Old Memes)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 06, 2013 12:20 AM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 06, 2013 12:21 AM (SurGg)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 12:18 AM (Vk2pI)
Why do you NEED more than seven strings?
Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)
Tom Hanks, go stick a pineapple up your fourth point of contact.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:01 PM
I think we can fairly assume that Hanks skipped history class the day the teacher discussed the Bataan Death March
Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2013 12:22 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (piMMO)
Nobody wants sex with deepak
chopra
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:23 AM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Timon at February 06, 2013 12:24 AM (zqEwm)
Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)
8-string bass
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 12:25 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 06, 2013 12:25 AM (SurGg)
Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)
You need at least 10 or 11
Posted by: Michio Kaku at February 06, 2013 12:25 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:26 AM (S+/pH)
Much luck!
Posted by: Tuna at February 06, 2013 12:26 AM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:27 AM (S+/pH)
Sorry, watching the BBT
Good Luck Timon
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:27 AM (EAAfY)
It was many years later my late, sainted MiL told my mom she figured out, most people in Oklahoma don't get married that way.
Defending Common Law Marriage
words of mine
bit.ly/free2wed
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:27 AM (rf20m)
Sex is pompous, arrogant blather with nothing to substantiate it?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:29 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Timon at February 06, 2013 12:24 AM (zqEwm)
LUCK! LUCK! HAVE LUCK! LUCK!
Also, try to convince them you're the right one for the job. That will help too.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:29 AM (bxiXv)
So an assault 8 string bass?
Jk/. I'm applying liberal logic to eveRyday things.
Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:30 AM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:29 AM (piMMO)
It's Deepak Chopra. His *job* is unintelligible blather.
He's just guessing about the sex thing, anyway.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:33 AM (bxiXv)
It's time you knew. She's a cyborg, and minx.cc is her father.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2013 12:33 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 06, 2013 12:33 AM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:34 AM (piMMO)
Teach a man to fish & he'll wear a funny hat with hooks and lures ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:35 AM (TvO05)
Thanks to fucking central planners, I can't use plastic grocery bags
anymore. Sure reusabr bags spread disease, and paper bags are just as
bad for the environment, but it made our betters feel good, so that's
what's important.
Nevermind that I shop.once a week for my family of 6, and carrying
in 30 paper bags will take half an hour. Never mind that I use those
plastic bags to throw out dirty diapers. Nope, the communist fucks would
rather I buy plastic trash bags and waste my time hauling in paper
bags.
Thank God I live 1/2 a mile from the city limits and can escape to
the suburbs to shop. Too bad that means leaving my favorite store and
driving (zomg, global warming!!) 15 miles round trip.
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:46 PM (wsGWu)
Ah yes. Every little liberal hell hole thinks that enacting this is gonna save the world, just like making the grocery stores using paper bags 30 years ago would save the world.
Funny who this plastic bag ban will hit hardest, women and the poor. At any shopping mall, look at the women getting on the bus and what they are carrying. It's groceries, in plastic bags. Bags that can get wet and not break, but our liberal betters have told us that reusable bags are the best, so now these people will have to buy bags instead of necessities. Never mind that the baggers at grocery stores have no idea how to bag groceries anymore, I'm 100% positive that those paper bags won't be a problem. None whatsoever.
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 06, 2013 12:36 AM (Zd/NW)
Also, plastic bags are really cheap. I see an opportunity here.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:37 AM (wsGWu)
"Is Obama telling the truth?" Shakes Truth Teller "Most Definitely Yes"
"Is Axelrod a tool?" Shakes Truth Teller "Future Looks Cloudy"
"Will a Drone Kill me for asking such a question?" Shakes Truth Teller "A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do"
Posted by: radioactive at February 06, 2013 12:38 AM (zZ7lF)
416 Og my fucking God. They banned paper bags too,,and spent 2 million dollars handing out "free" bags to the "poor". I hate this city so much. I'm pestering my husband to let us move to College Station. Also, plastic bags are really cheap. I see an opportunity here.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:37 AM (wsGWu)
Find out if they banned plastic bags there too first.
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2013 12:38 AM (GULKT)
He's just guessing about the sex thing, anyway.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:33 AM (bxiXv)
I always like to think of him as Dipstick Shoprag. Fits, somehow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2013 12:39 AM (673KB)
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:27 AM (rf20m)
I did the common law marriage for 14 years, we got married officially in December. Its just better. I wish you good luck, but I liked getting married, it mattered.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:39 AM (EAAfY)
Sitting around a table with a bunch of sober pilots will occasionally give you qualms about who is still flying.
Posted by: What SockPuppet at February 06, 2013 12:40 AM (wJPNi)
On the other hand "Volunteers" reads more like my life and it keeps getting funnier every time I watch it.
I have to go "wash the peoples car now". The Scoamf wants to go out for pizza!
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at February 06, 2013 12:40 AM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:42 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:39 AM (EAAfY)
Yup. Me too. And hubby even felt better. It's concrete. It's secure. It's just way better for both concerned. If you aren't married, you have one foot out the door.
Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:44 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 06, 2013 12:45 AM (jfSqj)
too,,and spent 2 million dollars handing out "free" bags to the "poor". I
hate this city so much. I'm pestering my husband to let us move to
College Station. Also, plastic bags are really cheap. I see an
opportunity here.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:37 AM (wsGWu)
Find out if they banned plastic bags there too first.
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2013 12:38 AM (GULKT)
Show up at the store with some burlap bags stencilled: "Sodium Cyanide, product of the American Cyanamid Company. Not for reuse." Now, cyanide was always shipped in drums, but the idiots at the store are very unlikely to know that. When asked, just say you got them at a farmer's market. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2013 12:45 AM (673KB)
Deepak Chopra??!?
You get better advice from us professionals ... be looking for the Jamaican colors, mon.
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Posted by: Miss Cleo consulting her Tarot Power Deck at February 06, 2013 12:46 AM (2Ddxk)
Posted by: Timon at February 06, 2013 12:24 AM (zqEwm)
Good luxk. You're willing to work so you already a couple steps ahead.
Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:46 AM (sqp6o)
Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:44 AM (S+/pH
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:48 AM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:48 AM (TvO05)
I like our reusable bags. Got some good ones. Better for some grocery items. Haven't died from them yet, but then, we don't eat off them. We often buy more than they'll hold, so we still have plenty of plastic, too.
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:50 AM (p74mI)
Thanks TPH earlier for the proxy advice, my wife was successful in finding one and watched her video.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2013 12:51 AM (p/cQy)
Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 12:52 AM (3dXwx)
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (p74mI)
Paper is renewable - just plant trees to replace the ones harvested. Recycle the paper. Compost it. It quickly biodegrades, unlike the plastic.
Sigh. Checking and Bagging is a lost art.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (BAS5M)
http://tinyurl.com/76v89mf
Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:56 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:56 AM (p74mI)
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (p74mI)
Oh, well thats good. I was not trying to dog you, like I said, hubby and I did comon law 14 years, and I was just telling youmy opinion. I was just really ready to make it official. God Bless!
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:57 AM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:58 AM (p74mI)
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:58 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Daybrother at February 06, 2013 12:59 AM (+paCV)
Hey morons and 'ettes, I'm back in Wisconsin for a final interview tomorrow. Been funemployed since September. Wish me luck!
Good luck!
...and when they ask your greatest weakness, never answer "I'm too much of a perfectionist."
Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2013 12:59 AM (jgnqm)
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 01:00 AM (p74mI)
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:58 AM (wsGWu)
WTF?? So you cannot bring your own paper bag back into the grocery store for re-use? What do liquor stores use for cutomer purchases? Are you in Austin?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2013 01:00 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:48 AM (TvO05)
sure, and a beer too
Posted by: Jake in ID at February 06, 2013 01:01 AM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 01:02 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Baldy at February 06, 2013 01:02 AM (opS9C)
I'd also avoid responding with, "Hookers and blow. The cheaper the better."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 06, 2013 01:03 AM (hpDVh)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 01:03 AM (EAAfY)
*sighs with you*
My husband is so tired of my tirades against the lack of bagging training. Really? You are going to put all 12 cans in one bag? And then put my bag of frozen peas in with the shampoo? Drano goes with meat? They don't train these people. And if they are trained, they need to be fired. I long for places that let you bag your own groceries. Plus, I always arrange them on the belt the way they should be bagged. Doesn't fuckin' matter.
One time, at Costco, I had the guy loading the belt (I was doing it just fine, thank you very much) go back and get me a new bag of spinach, after he plunked a brick of cheese and a tray of meat on top of it on the belt. Hubby was chagrined, but that guy wasn't there the next time. I ask you, Morons? Asshole? Or consumer not wanting to go home with bruised spinach that's worthless? And I know he went back and brought back the same fuckin' bag of spinach. It was the principal.
Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (S+/pH)
http://tinyurl.com/ad3q56c
looks better there than what the preview showed on Dark Knight Returns part 2
Posted by: Clara Peller at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (vJdyz)
You can bring your own paper bag, but the retailer can't give you one.
I'm seriously considering selling plastic bags outside the major shopping center in our area. If the stores charge.more than $2.00/trip on some kind of "reusable" bag option, I could make a killing.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (wsGWu)
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 01:03 AM (EAAfY)
If someone isn't pissed off, it's not a real internet discussion.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 01:05 AM (bxiXv)
Also, "fragile things go under something heavy," and "eggs go in a bag alone even if you're staring at a bag of chips and cotton puffs, which go in their own bag."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 01:07 AM (bxiXv)
453 no shit, didn't even notice we got a Superman:Unbound trailer last weekhttp://tinyurl.com/ad3q56clooks better there than what the preview showed on Dark Knight Returns part 2
Posted by: Clara Peller at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (vJdyz)
Supergirl is voiced by Nathan Fillion's redheaded daughter on Castle. I think Lois Lane is played by the actress that does Kate Becket
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2013 01:08 AM (GULKT)
daughter on Castle. I think Lois Lane is played by the actress that does
Kate Becket
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2013 01:08 AM (GULKT)
and Matt Bomer finally as Supes
Posted by: Clara Peller at February 06, 2013 01:09 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 06, 2013 01:11 AM (Vk2pI)
The Jews are universally hated because Christ came from the Jews. It is a spirit world thing. Think about this; just two nations are considered covenant nations USA and Israel. Meaning in our foundations was a recognition of a relationship to God.
Now ask yourself why these two nations that have done more good for humanity are the most hated in the earth. The Jews have far more Noble Prize winners in medicine and real sciences in proportion to their population than any group by far. The USA has fought for freedom for others (now a thing of the past) than any other people in the history of the world. If you do not believe there is a God, you might begin to understand there is a Satan, too many things in history line up to a scenario where a invisible power is pulling the strings for evil purposes.
Posted by: Jehu at February 06, 2013 01:11 AM (cSD32)
And never fart unless you are absolutely certain that it's silent, unscented, and dry.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 06, 2013 01:12 AM (n8LUb)
Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2013 01:13 AM (wJPNi)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 01:05 AM (bxiXv)
Yep, and the mean words are creeping up, going night night. Tee Hee
Have a good night all.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 01:13 AM (EAAfY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 01:15 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2013 01:15 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 06, 2013 01:11 AM (Vk2pI)
wish we could get the blu-rays finally over here. They look really good
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:16 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: thunderb at February 06, 2013 01:16 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 01:17 AM (S+/pH)
One of the few things I miss about TV: Kate Becket, mmmm....
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2013 01:18 AM (FcR7P)
My husband is so tired of my tirades against the lack of bagging training.>>
Do you think any bagger was trained? It is the absence of courtesy and pride that is no longer being taught in the home or school that makes bad baggers. The only trainer I ever had was old ladies yelling at me that I was doing it wrong. Pride made me do it right the next time.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File
oodlebug_ebt_m1.jpgWhazzap roonz and roonettez? Hanging at work tonight, oh what fun.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:24 AM (xa1/W)
Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 01:24 AM (3dXwx)
Posted by: Jerry at February 06, 2013 01:24 AM (4SKYj)
It has gotten so frustrating trying to know what stores will have bags and which ones require you to bring your own. I know of two Vons locations less than a mile apart that are different in that respect. You have to really know the neighborhood to know one is in an unincorporated area.
Posted by: epobirs at February 06, 2013 01:25 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:26 AM (xa1/W)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:26 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 01:24 AM (3dXwx)
Are you in a very dry environment? A humidifier would be preferable to a soldering iron up the schnozz.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:28 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 01:28 AM (TvO05)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:28 AM (xa1/W)
I'm seriously considering selling plastic bags outside the major shopping center in our area. If the stores charge.more than $2.00/trip on some kind of "reusable" bag option, I could make a killing.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (wsGWu)
Heh. I'm headed to Austin next week and I have a nice pile of Kroger paper bags that I was intending to recycle here. Mebbe I'll bring them along and sell them for some extra pocket money. Getting a Kramer/Newman bottle deposit vibe started.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2013 01:30 AM (BAS5M)
winter, we finally had to take him in to get his blood vessels sealed
in his nose. Now, no more nosebleeds, but I tell his sibs don't punch
him in the nose cause I paid a bunch of money for it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:28 AM (xa1/W)
you can hit him as hard and for as long as you want, just don't leave any marks
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:30 AM (vJdyz)
My mother has had a problem with nose bleeds her whole adult life. A specialist once warned her to don't walk but run from anyone who suggested cauterization, as he could only support that in case where the conditions was actually life threatening.
There was a winter about twenty years ago in which I kept getting nosebleeds after a round of sneezing from a cold but once I got past the cold and the humidity changed it went away on its own.
Are you on any anti-clotting medications? That can really crank up a minor bleed into a messy situation.
Posted by: epobirs at February 06, 2013 01:31 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2013 01:32 AM (wJPNi)
Need some advice from any morons in the know. I've been getting (ack) nosebleeds for the last three weeks.>>
I used to get spontaneous nose bleeds as a teenager as did my brothers. But if this is something new (and your not in your teens) that can't be attributed to dry air go to the Doc. One of my brothers needed the cauterizing to get his to stop and he's had no trouble since.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:33 AM (qo244)
Admittedly, Oklahoma's requirements are unusual if not unique, but all common law marriages are legal marriages. Sad that's not better understood. The keyword is common LAW.
As the Mrs was just saying, we married each other. We needed no State approval or registration. We still appreciate that it was just a contract with each other. And God, of course. As I wrote in the article I linked, it can be tricky, if it comes to divorce, if you didn't make it publicly clear you were married, and one party lies about it. That will never be a problem for us, though. If our marriage survived the fires of the past 33 years, I think we're solid. Plus, we're too lazy, and old, to break up.
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 01:36 AM (8KGvR)
Whenever we go to other stores, we never have that problem, just there.
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 06, 2013 01:38 AM (Zd/NW)
And speaking of Persians, I know one this adorable persian girl
"Mann haley bazorg va boland hastam." 30% of the time, it works every time.
Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2013 01:38 AM (jgnqm)
A real problem in CA is people trucking in loads of containers that were sold and their contents consumed in NV. From the 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?' school of governance, the fund that takes in and pays out recycling fees has been deeply in the red in recent years as a result.
I know if I lived on the CA/NV state border, as my brother did for a long time, I'd take an absurd pleasure in buying my groceries on the NV side so I could cash in the recyclables on the CA side. That people with large trucks have found it profitable is simple economics of the sorts politicians are incapable of performing.
Posted by: epobirs at February 06, 2013 01:39 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:40 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:40 AM (vJdyz)
Good thing I've never heard of Hitman, Paul Walker or Agent 47.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:43 AM (7xPCu)
My husband is so tired of my tirades against the lack of bagging training.>>
Do
you think any bagger was trained? It is the absence of courtesy and
pride that is no longer being taught in the home or school that makes
bad baggers. The only trainer I ever had was old ladies yelling at me
that I was doing it wrong. Pride made me do it right the next time.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244)
Y'know, it's funny this should be coming up in discussion right now, being that the big event is coming up on the 10th -- http://tinyurl.com/aavqtdk
Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 01:44 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2013 01:45 AM (wwsoB)
My husband is so tired of my tirades against the lack of bagging training.>>
Do
you think any bagger was trained? It is the absence of courtesy and
pride that is no longer being taught in the home or school that makes
bad baggers. The only trainer I ever had was old ladies yelling at me
that I was doing it wrong. Pride made me do it right the next time.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244)
On my 16th birthday I got a job at a neighborhood grocery store delivering groceries, stocking shelves, and just about anything else. I had a little old lady come in and ask where something was, I told her exactly where it was. The owner came out a few minutes later and asked me to come into the back. At that point I was pretty much read the riot act, and I was told that when someone asked us where something was, we went and got that item for them, period. My first lesson in what excellent customer service is.
I also learned how to get my beer on Saturdays from the hot cashier that I went to high school with a couple of years earlier. So win-win for me.
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 06, 2013 01:46 AM (Zd/NW)
about. If I was SHOUTING, it's'cause it's too much hassle to do bracket
italics on this cell.>>
I went upthread and don't see anything about the specific problem. Is it divorce,child support maybe alimony?
Since if you don't want to involve the govt those are the only issues they deal with.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:46 AM (qo244)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:43 AM (7xPCu)
Hitman is a videogame series that stars Agent 47. Timothy Olyphant (Rayland on Justified) was in the first film which was really only notable for naked Olga Kurylenko
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:46 AM (vJdyz)
http://tinyurl.com/as2n363
Posted by: food fight! at February 06, 2013 01:48 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:46 AM (vJdyz)
She's why I watched it 3 times.
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2013 01:49 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:51 AM (qo244)
Not mad. Frustrated. As in what part of married legally was I unclear
about. If I was SHOUTING, it's'cause it's too much hassle to do bracket
italics on this cell.
Admittedly, Oklahoma's requirements are unusual if not unique, but
all common law marriages are legal marriages. Sad that's not better
understood. The keyword is common LAW.
As the Mrs was just saying, we married each other. We needed no
State approval or registration. We still appreciate that it was just a
contract with each other. And God, of course. As I wrote in the article I
linked, it can be tricky, if it comes to divorce, if you didn't make it
publicly clear you were married, and one party lies about it. That will
never be a problem for us, though. If our marriage survived the fires
of the past 33 years, I think we're solid. Plus, we're too lazy, and
old, to break up.
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 01:36 AM (8KGvR)
Actually, though I can't speak for other states, we actually paid our corporate attorney to review and summarize California law on this issue back in the 90's (don't ask why....).
California has -- partially as a result of the infamous Lee Marvin "palimony" case, completely stopped the recognition of "common law" marriages. Even before this, however, you were not married under "common law" if you did not hold yourself out as married in an "open and notorious" fashion (this has nothing to do with "bad" notoriety -- it was the same in squatter's rights cases. You can't just hide out on someone's land and say, "ding, three years! It's mine." -- you have to get your mail delivered there and answer the front door.).
Case in point, the BH and I have studiously avoided referring to ourselves as "Mr. and Mrs." or "husband and wife" for the two decades and such that we've been together -- which has been useful at times.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 01:54 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 01:54 AM (TvO05)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:43 AM
Paul Walker was the undercover agent in Fast and Furious with Vin diesel. He was also in that Timeline movie, with what's his face... Billy Connolly.
Posted by: otho at February 06, 2013 01:55 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:51 AM (qo244)
Better than most movies, nowadays.
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2013 01:55 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 01:56 AM (TvO05)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:10 AM (bxiXv)
What are you writing, Merovign?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 06, 2013 01:58 AM (7um7O)
Oh, and Mindful -- "common law" has a specific meaning in English-style jurisprudence. It means "everything that's been decided with precedent, so the state will recognize it as valid, but that hasn't been legislated and passed into law." So there are things like "not having to testify against your spouse" that were done in the Colonies because they'd been done since 1066 in Britain....but were never enacted by a state.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 01:59 AM (kaalw)
Firefox is becoming unusable without some form of flash-block. If you have a dozen windows open, various flash ads will try to play, crash, and hang Firefox for a few minutes.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 06, 2013 02:03 AM (7um7O)
Furious with Vin diesel. He was also in that Timeline movie, with what's
his face... Billy Connolly.
Posted by: otho at February 06, 2013 01:55 AM (yBF/9)
Only really good flick that he was in (and not a blink and miss it cameo like Flags of Our Fathers) was Running Scared though Joyride is a guilty pleasure ("Can I call you Candycane?")
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 02:04 AM (vJdyz)
Maybe I need to go lurk mode again for a while. Like, til Ace releases my desktop IP or hell freezes over, which might be sooner.
Goooooood night, Gracies. God bless the horde, the bloggers, and please dear God, bless the United States of America, as Wild Bill says, again.
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 02:05 AM (Ynbgq)
Posted by: epobirs at February 06, 2013 02:05 AM (kcfmt)
If that doesn't slow then stop the problem, you may need cauterization.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2013 02:05 AM (C8mVl)
Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:05 AM (kCCvE)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 02:07 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:09 AM (kCCvE)
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 02:04 AM
He's not objectionable, as far as actors go. I used to sort of dislike him, as a kind of flavour of the week, H'wood type, though he was reasonably effective in F+F. But, with the passing of time and compared to the "actors" that get leading parts in movies these days, he shakes out a-ok.
Posted by: otho at February 06, 2013 02:10 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2013 02:12 AM (C8mVl)
Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:13 AM (kCCvE)
Must Drink...and...Drive!!!!
Don't fret....gonna drive the lawnmower....sidewalk should be safe....
Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:17 AM (kCCvE)
"Kryptonite", though, is acceptable.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 06, 2013 02:19 AM (Z/GFt)
Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:17 AM (kCCvE)
you know, you can actually get busted with a DUI on a lawnmover
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 02:20 AM (vJdyz)
Don't mention the two-meter-wide thermal exhaust port either.
Posted by: some fully armed and operational battle station at February 06, 2013 02:23 AM (Z/GFt)
Crap I must be old You all watch videogames now?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:51 AM (qo244)
The last video game I played required a quarter to play.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 02:36 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:17 AM (kCCvE)
you know, you can actually get busted with a DUI on a lawnmover
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 02:20 AM (vJdyz)
If you're drunk and asleep in the back seat of your vehicle, if the keys are in the ignition you just got yourself a DUI.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 02:39 AM (7xPCu)
Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 02:47 AM (3dXwx)
Posted by: Arbalest at February 06, 2013 03:01 AM (2Ddxk)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at February 06, 2013 03:02 AM (Z9EHQ)
Try the Boroleum!
An old country doc in Colorado recommended that to me many, many years ago. It has always worked for me.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2013 03:03 AM (C8mVl)
Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 03:13 AM (3dXwx)
http://tinyurl.com/bew2emc
Posted by: food fight! at February 06, 2013 03:26 AM (/b8+5)
regarding mentioning perfectionism as a weakness, it matters who is
making the claim. If you are a perfectionist and working on reforming
you will understand and explain the problems with perfectionism much
differently than a poseur who wants to sound cool.
The problem with that sort of response is that identifying "perfectionism" as a weakness demonstrates a complete lack of self-awareness. It's like any variation on "here is a supposed weakness, which is actually a way to sell how great I am."
You need to be able to identify an unqualified negative in yourself. Something that does not have a significant "upside." By identifying that you recognize a true flaw, you demonstrate (1) you are actually trying to improve yourself; (2) you are humble; and (3) you aren't going to spaz out when I point how much of a fuckup you are.
If you want, you can say you are a perfectionist, but don't try to sell that as your "greatest weakness" unless you follow it up with "I am such an obsessive perfectionist that I am incapable of working on any other projects until I've already blown the original deadline."
Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2013 03:42 AM (jgnqm)
2) Hitman movie - I'd call it a competent B movie. Nobody really stood out, the action scenes were decent with occasional flaws, it's definitely an action movie. Worth seeing if you like that but don't expect "art" from it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 03:58 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 06, 2013 01:58 AM (7um7O)
Working on two novels, one in the "heavy editing stage," several short stories, one I'm nervously getting ready to submit. I've been out of writing a long time and hoping I'm going to make a career of it this time - I admit that's kind of like the teenager who thinks he's going to play professional sports, a longshot.
I will be shamelessly letting people know when I'm going to be published again.
Mostly sci-fi, BTW, some of the shorts are "urban fantasy" and aimed at a themed anthology instead of just individual stories.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 04:01 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 04:14 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: wooga at February
perfectionism is an unqualified negative. If you really are a perfectionist then you really do not give a damn about anything other than getting it perfect. of course it is likely that you will never achieve perfect so learning to aim for good enough, is a key thing for perfectionists.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at February 06, 2013 04:24 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2013 04:54 AM (0cUd9)
"Well, I'll just check in with the office....", I thought -- and discovered that they were "line down" in production. So I'm ripping apart the schedule and frantically reallocating, and finally getting a lid on things -- when the BH grabbed my free ear and yanked me away from the phone. I'd left her sitting for over half-an-hour....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 05:41 AM (kaalw)
I actually heard this jerk say this would cure cancers and that deteriorating vertebra would regenerate once you went on this diet.
He has a web site and I am so damn mad I am sending a letter to the station manager this morning. I found his web site so I have proof of what claims he is making.
There are so many people with health problems and people like this make a nice living fooling people, many of whom could DIE because of his crack-brain claims. Also, of course, he will be at a "health freedom" expo in Long Beach, California (and also in Chicago, might I add).
Daggone it! These people are no better than the faith healers!
Sorry, but I had to get my rant out.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 06, 2013 05:50 AM (GoIUi)
For these guys, "First do no harm" has morphed into "First get the money".
Posted by: Panhandler at February 06, 2013 06:07 AM (rZ5RE)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 06, 2013 06:13 AM (LRFds)
I haven't read any comments so I'm not sure if this was commented on
The video of that superfast US Rugby player - the game is not against NZ - it's Tonga
NZ always are in black, All Blacks for Rugby, Tall Blacks for basketball etc
Also it's a rugby 7's game not the 15 a side game
There - had to do this correction, can't allow media wrongdoing!!!!
Posted by: aussie at February 06, 2013 06:13 AM (8tH2L)
It's what they do...
I wish I could call them and ask if I should eat a 9 volt to get enough alkaline...
Posted by: sven10077 at February 06, 2013 06:14 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: schizoid at February 06, 2013 06:15 AM (lpVjr)
#540 sven, this is a stealth campaign. That Noury has a lot of crackpot truther-type stuff and is a lefty. However, someone who allows 3 hours to crackpot claims like that with NO cross-examination is doing nothing more than providing an infomercial and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a cut of the sales of "water ionizers" and MIRACLE HEALTH RETREATS TO ITALY.
If that were Rush Limbaugh having people on like that, he would have already been arrested for practicing medicine without a license.
Dang it makes me mad!
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 06, 2013 06:24 AM (GoIUi)
John Edwards was right there are two Americas, and I hope to make him more right than he knows as soon as possible.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 06, 2013 06:33 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: schizoid at February 06, 2013 06:15 AM (lpVjr)
And?
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2013 06:59 AM (j7iSn)
Gawd I hate that type of interview that everyone seems to have gone to. And that is a hard question for me to answer and be honest. Why?
Because my lack of ability to work well with someone who doesn't understand that you owe an employer 8 hours work for 8 hours pay is my biggest weakness.
Tell us of a time when you used communication to solve a problem with a coworker.
Never. "Why not?" Because you can talk till you're blue in the face to the kind of person I described above and it will do no good. And if I'm working with good coworkers then, no problems to solve.
Posted by: teej at February 06, 2013 07:14 AM (epFwI)
Sorry about the delay - we were busy booking accommodation for a conference we're going to in March
The Aussie $ better stay high in the future when my daughter finally joins her hubby in San Diego and I visit with an empty suitcase to be filled with all those American goodies like shoes, more shoes and maybe some shoes as well (Much cheaper over there)
Posted by: aussie at February 06, 2013 07:18 AM (8tH2L)
Disruption caused by sequestration should be embraced by us as a feature, not a bug. The only way we are going to get the comfortably numb to wake up is to slap them hard, repeatedly. If sequestration is the first slap, so be it. Let's spread the pain instead of keeping it all to ourselves.
Posted by: Hari Seldon, Psychohistorian at February 06, 2013 07:29 AM (B3eax)
The Chastity League in Orwell's 1984.
In 1948 the real commies were all about free-love, in a world where that was frowned upon. In 1984 the book, the commies were about repressed chastity, in a world where everyone was hard up. Orwell did this on purpose.
It doesn't matter to the State whether or not sex or chastity is good for the individual or for the community, it matters to the State that IT gets to make personal decisions for the individual on every intimate choice.
The same for recycling garbage, or carpooling, or volunteering at inner city middle schools, or pediatricians handing out gun safety brochures. It doesn't matter to the Machine whether or not any of those choices are effective, it only matters that they made the decision for you.
The massive invasive tax code and welfare system exist in their current form, instead of a guaranteed minimum income system, so that the State can continue to micromanage every transaction of every person in North America.
Posted by: james at February 06, 2013 07:36 AM (ShZUT)
541 My greatest weakness is I give smartass answers to stupid questions.
Posted by: schizoid at February 06, 2013 06:15 AM (lpVjr)
And?
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2013 06:59 AM (j7iSn)
And I'm actually going to give that answer if I'm ever asked that question again. I'll let y'all know how it goes.
Posted by: schizoid at February 06, 2013 07:36 AM (lpVjr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 04:14 AM (bxiXv)
I checked back. = )
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 06, 2013 02:41 PM (FzhYM)
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