Overnight Open Thread (2-5-2013)

On The Eternal Grievances of the Left

There are certain people, Dianne Abbott being a good enough example, whose existence is only validated by telling people to do something different from what they are. If everyone's a model of Victorian primness then the shriek will be that free love is a necessary part of civilised society. If everyone is indeed practising free love then Victorian modesty is the only valid more for society to allow. It's not that either is better or worse. It's that, by definition, whatever people are doing is wrong and they must be controlled to do the other. After all, Kip Esquire's Law does require that someone should do the controlling and there are those who do insist they are in the vanguard of those who ought to be. What is being controlled and to what end is much less important than the controlling itself.

Kip's Law: "Every advocate of central planning always - always - envisions himself as the central planner."

Fen's Law:  "The left believes none of the things they lecture the rest of us about."

Well these two laws plus the constant gnawing fear that something somewhere somehow might be unequal do account for a solid 85% of all leftist policies.

Quotes from Barcelona

[Spanish] Woman: You can't say Americans are not more violent than other people.
Fred: No.
Woman: All those people killed in shootings in America?
Fred: Oh, shootings, yes. But that doesn't mean Americans are more violent than other people. We're just better shots.
Ted: Maybe you'd like an analogy. Well, take... take these ants. In the U.S. view, a small group, or cadre, of fierce red ants have taken power and are oppressing the black ant majority. Now the stated U.S. policy is to aid those black ants opposing the red ants in hopes of restoring democracy, and to impede the red ants from assisting their red ant comrades in neighboring ant colonies.
Ramon: That is clearly the most disgusting description of U.S. policy I have ever heard. The Third World is just a lot of ants to you.
Jurgen: Those are people dying, not ants.
Ted: No, I... I don't think you understand. I was reducing everything to ant scale, the... the U.S. included. An ant White House, an ant CIA, an ant Congress, an ant Pentagon...
Ramon: Secret ant landing strips, illegally established on foreign soil.
Fred: Where are the red ants?
Ted: [pointing to an ant hill] There.
[Fred crushes the ants]

WaPo To Introduce a Real-Time Fact-checking Service

The Washington Post has announced a prototype news application called "Truth Teller", that displays "TRUE" or "FALSE" in real time next to video of politicians as they speak. The Knight Foundation-funded program automatically transcribes speeches and checks the statements against a database of facts. From the article: "For now, the early beta prototype has to be manually hand-fed some facts, and thus only works on topics it has been specifically designed to recognize. Since Congress has yet to pass a budget, and financial discussions are prone to widespread lies and misstatements, Truth Teller is being piloted on the issue of tax policy."

Here's a demo video of it in action:

But based on how cocksuckerishly partisan PolitiFact has been with its 'fact-checks' I have about a 0% confidence that 'Truth Teller' will tell much truth when when it comes to Republicans.

An Interview With Harold Ramis

On the Lama:

You've spent some time with the Dalai Lama. What's he like?

He's cool. He's jolly. The funny thing is that when I first met him, the Tibetans were all familiar with Groundhog Day, but they didn't understand the Dalai Lama speech in Caddyshack. They're like, "The Dalai Lama does not play golf." I said, "I know, I know. But if he did."

And how Animal House might have been:

Was it what you had imagined?

Very much. Except, of course, the cast was different. We had Chevy Chase as Otter. [Murray] was going to do Peter Riegert's part. Aykroyd was D-Day. Brian Doyle-Murray was the president of the fraternity. We didn't have a Flounder exactly. Maybe John Candy was going to be our Flounder. But Chevy didn't want to be in an "SNL movie," and the studio didn't want it to be one.

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Who Is More Anti-Semitic?

Take the challenge. Web site AntiSemiticOrNot.com lets you choose who hates Joos more from a random pairing of Joo non-lovers.

Here were the choices that first popped up for me:

ron-paul-1024x682  jimmy-carter-1024x682

Hmm...that's a tough choice but I'll have to give Carter the edge here. Paul may hate the juice but it's more of an intellectual kind of hate while Carter hates them from his gut and that brings a certain passion and intensity with it.

The World's Fastest Rugby Player

What if you're super-fast - but not quite good enough to win an Olympic medal - and want to play a sport professionally? Well Carlin Isles who runs the 100m in 10.13 seconds decided to take up rugby.

Here he is playing with the US National Team against New Zealand. At this point he had only been playing for 3 months yet was able to out-maneuver and simply out-run everyone else on the field.

Teh Tweet!

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Comments

1 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 10:02 PM (JMmQ9)

2 Hi Andrew!

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at February 05, 2013 10:03 PM (xGX1p)

3 first? really? really?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 10:03 PM (JMmQ9)

4 The Left is convinced someone somewhere is having fun without their permission. That must be stopped at all costs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:04 PM (x7WAu)

5 BEIJING – A 13-month-old child was fatally crushed by a car containing Chinese officials after they went to collect a fine from the parents for breaching the country’s one-child policy, according to Chinese state media. (from link on Drudge)

So, the parents don't have to pay the fine now, right?

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 10:05 PM (Bfbpz)

6 urp

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:05 PM (j7rp0)

7 'Sup, jackwagons? All the baby mamas is happy as clams. Life be good!

Posted by: RayRay Lewis at February 05, 2013 10:06 PM (vbh31)

8 Tuesday night is laundry night.

Fast lane, baby.

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (j7rp0)

9 Hey, I am early on the ont. Just had chocolate/chocolate cake with chocolate frosting, most delicious!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (EAAfY)

10 The New Feudalism, Heard Through the Grapevine

Raisin farmers are facing a $650,000 penalty unless they hand over almost half of their crop of raisin to their Lord Seigneurs the Federal Government. Aside from the wisdom of defending a program that originated from the paragon of regulatory sanity {/sarcasm}. The main problem, is that this is a violation of the 5th Amendment which requires “just compensation” for takings.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1357

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (Vk2pI)

11 Conservatives aren't upset that someone somewhere might be having fun. We're upset at the thought that we'll probably have to pay for it when they get themselves into trouble.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (hpDVh)

12 http://www.sciencecafes.org/

Get your geek on.

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:07 PM (j7rp0)

13 Procol Harem - Conquistador: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPlf09nVgWk

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2013 10:08 PM (xKC/c)

14 But based on how cocksuckerishly partisan PolitiFact has been with its 'fact-checks' I have about a 0% confidence that 'Truth Teller' will tell much truth when when it comes to Republicans.

There's going to be a bit of a problem with this. Often times it takes them a while to figure out how to find the evidence that what the Republicans said was false despite it being true. Though they'll probably just not waste time and call everything the Republicans say false.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:08 PM (GULKT)

15 That Isles guy is fast. Only 3 months experience? Pretty good.

Posted by: otho at February 05, 2013 10:08 PM (yBF/9)

16 I saw the ONT was up. I tried to open it. Cell stalled an stalled. Else I coulda been first; I coulda been a contenda.

Tech hates me. But then, it hates us all.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 10:09 PM (MBZW0)

17 But based on how cocksuckerishly partisan PolitiFact has been with its 'fact-checks' I have about a 0% confidence that 'Truth Teller' will tell much truth when when it comes to Republicans.

There's going to be a bit of a problem with this. Often times it takes them a while to figure out how to find the evidence that what the Republicans said was false despite it being true. Though they'll probably just not waste time and call everything the Republicans say false.
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:08 PM (GULKT)

What if something is fake, but accurate?

Does the comment have a dancing Obama next to it?

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (j7rp0)

18 "Gentlemen this is the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle."
http://youtu.be/bENF08EyIck

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (x7WAu)

19 Ok, I need some succinct knowledge put. I get that Jews are hated. I've read lots of history. I know there are treatises out there that purport to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some moron must have a nutshell.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)

20 Where did all the pictures go?

Posted by: Neopaganistic Aliterate at February 05, 2013 10:11 PM (sa6D2)

21 Maet *they* are all gone....

there's just *us* bud....just *us*.

Nice ONT I think I am gonna turn in early tonight and finish the last of my log.

Good to see y'all.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (LRFds)

22 oh, Anna, you just know I'm going to click thru on that...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (JMmQ9)

23 Always liked Ramis and oh goody, he's another O-zombie..

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (QLJPW)

24 So I have to report back tonight that the school district meeting about the "active shooter" scenario was actually interesting and not at all annoying.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (RZ8pf)

25 Night, Sven!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:12 PM (S+/pH)

26 Ok, I need some succinct knowledge put. I get that Jews are hated. I've
read lots of history. I know there are treatises out there that purport
to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some moron must have a
nutshell.


It's been going on so long that it's become an unthinking cultural thing. People hate the Jews because... that's what everyone does.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (hpDVh)

27 The twitter back and forth with Olberdouche continues. He's attempted to make a joke, mocked me for having a job and now insulted me for self identifying as a Moron.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)

28 I don't see movies until the DVD is released.

Just watched FLIGHT starring Denzel Washington. Excellent.**** See it when you can.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (8sCoq)

29 10 TPH,

It's a tax....

can't wait to pay that jugeared fucker in rabbit pelts....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (LRFds)

30 Ok, I need some succinct knowledge put. I get that Jews are hated. I've
read lots of history. I know there are treatises out there that purport
to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some moron must have a
nutshell.


In bad times it's easier to go after a group that sets itself apart from the mainstream than to admit that your own people fucked you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2013 10:14 PM (xKC/c)

31 Who knew North Korea was into making Michael Bey style movies...

http://tinyurl.com/csez5ka

Oh wait, this is their wet dream. Talk about bad actors upon the global stage, this country is the village idiot of bad actors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:14 PM (x7WAu)

32 27 BC1981,

Tell him you're a proud moron of the Horde and he's a fucktard of the borg...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:15 PM (LRFds)

33 PGiS, that's amazing that a school meeting in Seattle wasn't annoying! Do tell!

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:15 PM (S+/pH)

34 We'll make those red ants cry uncle.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2013 10:15 PM (qqZuQ)

35 alrighty...night-o all for realz....

TY Kalneava sweet dreams

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (LRFds)

36 Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)

Yeah.

It's not our job to explain why people hate us.

We just shoot them when they act on their feelings.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (GsoHv)

37 27 The twitter back and forth with Olberdouche continues. He's attempted to make a joke, mocked me for having a job and now insulted me for self identifying as a Moron.

Just looking Bcochran, that they didn't teach them at your college either. Since you have a period, not a comma, separating conservative and moron

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (GULKT)

38 We just shoot them when they act on their feelings.

Always a good policy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2013 10:17 PM (xKC/c)

39 Posted by: Jones in CO at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (8sCoq)

Fuckin' A!

Excellent movie.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:17 PM (GsoHv)

40 PGiS, glad it was not a re-education session.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:17 PM (x7WAu)

41 In my experience, Fen's Law isn't universally true, but Kip's Law is dead fucking bullseye.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:17 PM (X9Mnx)

42 He said "log"... Hehe heh eh heh...

Posted by: beavis at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (yBF/9)

43 I can't begin to express my joy at BCochran rankling Queef Olberman.

Now Queef refuses to quit and keeps coming back for more.

What a pathetic asshole.

https://twitter.com/BrentCochran1

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (piMMO)

44 So what I'm reading is that there's no reason for anti-Semitism. Got it. Just like I thought. Cognitive dissonance, as with every other goddamn thing the leftards advocate.

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (S+/pH)

45 Police and principal illegally searched and detained our son, say parents

High school administrators found photos of student’s National Guard service alarming

http://tinyurl.com/be5lf8y

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (Vk2pI)

46 So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and asks them to make him one with everything......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (jucos)

47 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:14 PM (x7WAu)

That's lame propaganda.

At least their "Fuckin' USA" propaganda video was kinda catchy and I got a kick out of the "you are a nation of gangs" accusation. http://tinyurl.com/b2scowg

Posted by: Kratos at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (aca0s)

48 Conquistadors...oh, not the live! The only good thing about that is the line 'the cloud crapped desperately.'

I liked it ok at first on the album, but then it got played to death on the radio. Now it's in the same category for me as Light My Fire... by José Feliciano.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM (Jh9QN)

49 Ok, I need some succinct knowledge put. I get that Jews are hated. I've read lots of history. I know there are treatises out there that purport to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some moron must have a nutshell.
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)

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Anti-Semiticism baffles me, too. It's been going on for centuries, but I really don't know why Jews are convenient scapegoats.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 05, 2013 10:19 PM (nYHk7)

50 Kip's law? Pfffft. I've been saying for 20+ years, everyone loves communism until someone else is in charge.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (dZ756)

51 Just watched FLIGHT starring Denzel Washington.

I give it mixed reviews. The emergency/crash sequence in the beginning was fucking awesome, the rest about his addiction problems and facing them has been done to death a million times.

Its a good $3 movie. Wait for it to show up in the cutout bins at Big Lots, or scam it off TPB.


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (J6hHs)

52 Yes we will get you some night. Maybe not tonight or tomorrow night but some night soon.

Posted by: THEM at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (wSTfB)

53 Kalneva. Jews have historically fitted a useful niche - scapegoat. They refuse to totally assimilate into the local culture, small in numbers, and worse of all tend to be very successful.

So when things go sour like crops failing and such, its the Jews!!! Projecting the failure of self upon an outside actor, thus avoiding having to admit how screwed up the self is.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (x7WAu)

54 "...self identifying as a Moron."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (GEICT)

Fuck! I didn't know you were a Mormon.

To think that I might have missed a Mormon joke....it breaks me up inside.

http://tinyurl.com/b7wyese


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:21 PM (GsoHv)

55 Kratos, I compared it to Michael Bey and village idiot. I never claimed it was any good.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:21 PM (x7WAu)

56 Just looking Bcochran, that they didn't teach them at your college either. Since you have a period, not a comma, separating conservative and moron

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (GULKT)



I do believe you're mistaken sir. But either way, funny as all hell. His little libtard minions are chiming in now too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:22 PM (GEICT)

57 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 05, 2013 10:19 PM (nYHk7)

I understand it perfectly.

But then I have an advantage...I've met my relatives.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:22 PM (GsoHv)

58 Reports of damage to villages in the Solomons from the quake and a 90cm tsunami wave hitting the islands were emerging after the quake struck at a very shallow depth of three miles (5km) off the Santa Cruz islands, which are Solomon Islands territory. The epicentre was located 211 miles (340km) east of Kira Kira in the Solomons.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (e8kgV)

59 Wow we have a giant ant infestation on the ONT. Hey Sean; we need flamethrowers, thermite grenades, and VX. Can I request some?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (x7WAu)

60 I was going to post this on the comet thread, but since we've moved on:

Comet Hyakutake in 1996 and Comet Hale-Bopp in 1997 were treats for Northern Hemisphere observers.

But there have been a couple of good ones in the Southern Hemisphere in recent years:

Comet McNaught in 2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/2006_P1

Comet Lovejoy in 2011
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/2011_W3_(Lovejoy)

This photo of McNaught on January 20, 2007 is the most beautiful comet photo I've ever seen:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Sat_comet_WEB.jpg

Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

61 'Fen's Law: "The left believes none of the things they lecture the rest of us about." '

This could explain the entertainment industry's liberal douchebags all falling in line with the "GOP War on Womyn" meme, while their own industry treats women like shit.

Posted by: Michelle's Handler at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (9H+iJ)

62 Well the person doing the presenting based it on the FEMA course and it had some good facts about active shooters, defined as terrorists going into a public setting and attempting to kill as many people as possible. Couple of good facts, one was that an active shooter cannot be reasoned out of it--in contrast to someone who is targeting a specific person or persons. Another was that they are basically cowards and do not expect resistence and when meeting resistence will often fold. And, that they are usually not good shooters, hitting less than 50% of the targets they are aiming for. Another fact was that in 98% of the cases the active shooter anticipates that the outcome for him (and it is pretty much always a male) will be suicide.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (RZ8pf)

63 Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:20 PM (J6hHs)

Seriously?

I usually agree with what you say around here, but you are so off base that it stuns me.

Did you have some sort of brain injury recently?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (GsoHv)

64 I'm a donut scented man whore.

Posted by: Chris Krispy Kreme Christie at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (ypzqs)

65 I do believe you're mistaken sir. But either way, funny as all hell. His little libtard minions are chiming in now too.

Changing it after the fact. You cheater

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (GULKT)

66
So I have to report back tonight that the school district meeting about the "active shooter" scenario was actually interesting and not at all annoying.
==========================
I would imagine planning for that situation would bring out the more stright-thinking types in that profession; the true libtards just want to keep their heads in the sand.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (QLJPW)

67 I forgive the Jews for their role in killing Jesus.

For Woody Allen movies and Barbara Streisand- not so much.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (X9Mnx)

68 I liked it ok at first on the album, but then it got played to death on the radio. Now it's in the same category for me as Light My Fire... by José Feliciano.
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 10:18 PM


yeah, just try not to think about what it would sound like if Elmer Fudd sang The Ballad of the Green Beret...

Also, The Court of the Crimson King is seared, seared into my brain-thinks. Tha gat way too much airtime, back in the day.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (JMmQ9)

69 Vanguard of the Proletariat.

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (j7rp0)

70 I'm a donut scented man whore.

Posted by: Chris Krispy Kreme Christie at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (ypzqs)


Why, hello there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths

Posted by: Devil Flanders at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (Vk2pI)

71 This could explain the entertainment industry's liberal douchebags all falling in line with the "GOP War on Womyn" meme, while their own industry treats women like shit.

Posted by: Michelle's Handler at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (9H+iJ)


And their continued support of the Religion of Peace and Genital Mutilation.

Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (DgySM)

72 PGiS. I am amazed. They actually addressed it decently. Yeah the punk thinking he is Neo with a MAC-10 is a coward. Resistance can be something as small as just throwing books at the thug.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (x7WAu)

73
Long before I ever heard of Kip's law, I often said "Every communism advocate imagines himself a commissar."

I also said "Mostly, they wind up kneeling next to a ditch..."

Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (GJUgF)

74 Hey, on that truth teller thing, they could save a lot of trouble if they just checked to see if a "D" was speaking. Label everything false... You're done!



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (bb5+k)

75 "The Washington Post has announced a prototype news application called "Truth Teller", that displays "TRUE" or "FALSE" in real time next to video of politicians as they speak."

This reminds me of an old TV movie, "Earth II", where they put up captions during political discussions like "emotional" etc.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (e8kgV)

76 Kif's Law?

Pffft. He's only the squishy first officer.

Brannigan's Law is what counts, baby.

Oh, Kip you say? Nevermind then. Bring on the snoo-snoo.

Posted by: Zapp Brannagan at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (hi03F)

77 I understand it perfectly. But then I have an advantage...I've met my relatives.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:22 PM (GsoHv)

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CBD, that's funny. I was raised Roman Catholic and I still like the rituals but I'm frankly more of a Deist in my religious beliefs now.

Oh, well, I've got the sign off. Having a job is good but it has really hampered my time at the HQ.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (nYHk7)

78 I forgive the Jews for their role in killing Jesus.
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That's nice.

Posted by: Roman Centurion at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (sa6D2)

79 Changing it after the fact. You cheater

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:24 PM (GULKT)



No idea what you mean. And no, to anyone wondering, there's no way I'd explain what Moron means and end up with those tards infesting our threads.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)

80 Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (X9Mnx)

The Jesus thing? Suck it up.

Woody and Barbara? There are no words to describe how badly I feel about them being Jews.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)

81 I think of this as Hrothgar's Law: "If every one else is miserable except me, my policies must be good!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (Cnqmv)

82 Ahh, but what if Jesus had not died for us?

Posted by: CMU VET at February 05, 2013 10:28 PM (dPSpR)

83 I met Harold Ramis once, a long time ago, at a baseball game. He was extremely cool. I really enjoy his work.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 05, 2013 10:28 PM (yJYwC)

84 Seriously?

The theme is ancient...going back to the 50's and Sinatra's Man with the Golden Arm.

And then they plug in the oh so predictable politically correct ending. In the real word, he'd have told that final lie, tossed the dead girl in the jackpot and kept rolling.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:28 PM (J6hHs)

85 Woody and Barbara? There are no words to describe how badly I feel about them being Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)
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Woof. Tell me about it.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at February 05, 2013 10:29 PM (jucos)

86 Anna Puma, yeah that was one of the suggestions, that if you are not armed (which would be the case in most school settings) even something as simple as throwing a desk at the shooter may deter him. Also, locked doors deter them initially, and the goal in a school setting is to buy time for the police response. Most active shooter scenarios are over within 8 minutes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 05, 2013 10:29 PM (RZ8pf)

87 Woody and Barbara? There are no words to describe how badly I feel about them being Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)


I liked Sleeper.

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:29 PM (j7rp0)

88 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:26 PM (x7WAu)

Or you could double-tap him and then make sure with one to the brain.

Fucking children and killing children are two things that richly deserve violence.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (GsoHv)

89 Ahh, but what if Jesus had not died for us?


Posted by: CMU VET
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What makes you think he did?

Posted by: Calvin at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (sa6D2)

90 Kornbluth in his novel 'Not This August' The US has finally surrendered to the USSR after being invaded. This small town finds out they have been harboring KGB agents masquerading as average folk. Until the surrender, then they declare their true allegiance. So when the Soviets finally make it to the town, they invite the agents for their reward. The reward being they are executed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (x7WAu)

91 yeah, just try not to think about what it would sound like if Elmer Fudd sang The Ballad of the Green Beret... I can't listen to anybody sing "Fire" without thinking about Robin Williams doing an imitation of Elmer Fudd singing it. "FIIIWWEER"

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (wSTfB)

92 Vanguard of the Proletariat.

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (j7rp0)


Meanwhile...

http://tinyurl.com/bcbek52

Posted by: Comrade Hat at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)

93 Woody and Barbara? There are no words to describe how badly I feel about them being Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)
--------------------------------------------------------
Oy

Posted by: Charles Schumer at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (jucos)

94 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 05, 2013 10:23 PM (RZ8pf)

And the logical conclusion to be drawn from those facts? That no amount of gun control is likely to dissuade a nut on a mission.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (673KB)

95 Ok, I need some succinct knowledge put. I get that
Jews are hated. I've read lots of history. I know there are treatises
out there that purport to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some
moron must have a nutshell.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)

I've never understood it either. Never even heard of it until I was an Adult.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM (bb5+k)

96 The only law: If'n I ain't happy, all the rest o y'all cain't no way be happy...

Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (GJUgF)

97 78 I forgive the Jews for their role in killing Jesus. ---That's nice.

Posted by: Roman Centurion at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (sa6D2)

Considering the Romans turned Jerusalem into a smoking crater forty years later, I'd say that one's been settled.

Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (DgySM)

98 CBD, if the school Resource Officer is the first or second down. What else you going to do. Except throw things to delay or scare the shooter off while making sure the children escape.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (x7WAu)

99 Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:28 PM (J6hHs)

Unless the plot is horrendous I forgive them their repetition. Be fair; it's Hollywood. Originality is not a common trait.

What I don't forgive is bad acting. Luckily there wasn't much in evidence in Flight.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (GsoHv)

100 I don't know if this has been mentioned in earlier threads since the SB, but I heard on a talk shoe today that teh gays are super offended by the Dodge commercial. Paul Harvey going on about straight rows being disked and hatey shit like that.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:33 PM (S+/pH)

101
It's been going on so long that it's become an
unthinking cultural thing. People hate the Jews because... that's what
everyone does.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (hpDVh)

I expect part of it is because they are generally successful, and people always have envy. Probably another part of it is that people generally don't approve of people of another religion. Even in Christianity there has been long ongoing denominational conflicts. Even wars.

I would have thought that modern prosperity and communications would have alleviated most of that, but sadly no.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:33 PM (bb5+k)

102 100 I don't know if this has been mentioned in earlier threads since the SB, but I heard on a talk shoe today that teh gays are super offended by the Dodge commercial. Paul Harvey going on about straight rows being disked and hatey shit like that.
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:33 PM (S+/pH)

They would be offended, fuck em!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (EAAfY)

103 Though I love Harold Ramis, can we have the DOOM ONT back but with slightly less Doom?

Please?

I'm asking nicely. Please notice that. Again, I'm asking nicely.

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (0PiQ4)

104 My dear husband detested the Jews.

Posted by: Incontinentia at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (j7rp0)

105 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:32 PM (x7WAu)

Think of the principal in Newtown. She charged the bed-wetting little ponce with just her hands. If she had three hours of training we would have had one dead coward and lots of happy parents.

Arm them all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (GsoHv)

106
Just watched FLIGHT starring Denzel Washington. Excellent.**** See it when you can.


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 05, 2013 10:13 PM (8sCoq)

I have never seen a Denzel Washington movie that I did not thoroughly enjoy.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:35 PM (bb5+k)

107 yeah, just try not to think about what it would sound like if Elmer Fudd sang The Ballad of the Green Beret... I can't listen to anybody sing "Fire" without thinking about Robin Williams doing an imitation of Elmer Fudd singing it. "FIIIWWEER"

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:30 PM

I can'tget through a few seconds ofthe Miller song "The Joker" without hearing Homer Simpson singing it.

Posted by: otho at February 05, 2013 10:35 PM (yBF/9)

108 "I get that Jews are hated. I've read lots of history. I know there are treatises out there that purport to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. "

They got blamed for killing Jesus, when actually it was the Romans who executed Him. If there were any justice it would be the Italians that everyone hates.

Oh, and I f**kin hate Ron Paul. That senile old bastard should go crawl in a hole. Why the hell do people keep him in office?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 10:35 PM (9H+iJ)

109 Woody and Barbara? There are no words to describe how badly I feel about them being Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)


Barbra or Mecha-Barbra?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZC67Qr-68


Posted by: Ultra Leonard Malten at February 05, 2013 10:35 PM (Vk2pI)

110
I always wear this t-shirt when I go on campus. It drives them up a tree:
You can hate me.
You can hate yourself.
You can't make me hate myself.

Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:36 PM (GJUgF)

111 Quoting the Truth Teller video: "Truth Teller is powered by an Al Gore Ithm that matches claims with our database of facts."

IMHO, anything that has Al Gore involved is inherently evil...presidency of Bill Clinton...global warming...al Jazeera...An Inconvenient Truth...Generation Investment Management...The Alliance for Climate Protection...We Campaign...Kleiner Perkins Caufield Byers...Live Earth...Truth Teller software...ad nauseum...

Posted by: Mr_Write at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (4bU4I)

112 Jimmy Carter's mother hated Jews, so he came by it honestly, in a manner of speaking.

He was also a segregationist when he started in politics but that might just be soulless opportunism to go with his judenhass.

Posted by: toby928© at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (QupBk)

113 Me too on Flight, Jones in CO and Diogenes Lamp.

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (0PiQ4)

114 Kalneva, this might help with things. Renowned writer and artist Will Eisner, The Spirit and Message from Space, wrote about and dissected the origins of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in a book called The Plot.

Here it is on Amazon. It is very illuminating on the lies behind this hateful piece of agitprop.

http://tinyurl.com/bc4h6k5

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (x7WAu)

115 They would be offended, fuck em!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:34 PM (EAAfY)

I am offended that they are offended. I demand that they retract their call for a retraction, and apologize for demanding an apology.

Unless they find that offensive, of course.

Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (DgySM)

116 Quoting the Truth Teller video: "Truth Teller is powered by an Al Gore Ithm that matches claims with our database of facts."

IMHO, anything that has Al Gore involved is inherently evil...presidency of Bill Clinton...global warming...al Jazeera...An Inconvenient Truth...Generation Investment Management...The Alliance for Climate Protection...We Campaign...Kleiner Perkins Caufield Byers...Live Earth...Truth Teller software...ad nauseum...

Posted by: Mr_Write at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (4bU4I)


Aren't you forgetting someone?

Posted by: PMRC at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (Vk2pI)

117
It's not our job to explain why people hate us.

We just shoot them when they act on their feelings.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:16 PM (GsoHv)


As long as you hang on to your guns. I used to correspond with the guy running JPFO. We distributed their literature, etc.






Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (bb5+k)

118 And just when will the blessed angel of death relieve us of Carter's presence? How long must I wait by the river for his body to float past?

These questions haunt me.

Posted by: toby928© at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (QupBk)

119 Posted by: toby928© at February 05, 2013 10:37 PM (QupBk)

Yes. His segregationist tendencies were beaten out of him by expediency, but Jew-hatred is a passion of his. More of a life-long hobby than a political belief.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (GsoHv)

120 "I know there are treatises out there that purport to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some moron must have a nutshell."

If I remember rightly Isaac was the promised child of Abraham. Esau washis eldest son and later became the Arabic nations. Esau sold his birthright to Isaac for a bowl of porridge thereby losing all inheiritence from Abraham.
And they've been pissed about it ever since.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (wSTfB)

121 hi all
looks like lou is in a chocolate coma

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (BBWjt)

122 The acting was fine. Goodman and Cheadle's characters were great. The pacing in the middle was slow though. 10 or 15 minutes edited out would have improved it.


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (J6hHs)

123 Barcelona is one of those films I'd never have heard of, let alone watched, if it wasn't for the 'Q.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (SurGg)

124 Jimmy Carter and I made a deal. He will not be leaving you anytime soon.

Posted by: Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (jucos)

125 you play that anitsemetic or not game long enough and its clear who wrote the script. One comparison was Netanyahu or Chavez. I left when the choice was the Republican Party or the Pope. And they were upset that Beck described Reform Judiasm as more of apolitical movement. So, its a website put together by secular Jews upset with religious Jews, Jews who support Israel, and religious people in general

Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (Dnbau)

126 The weird thing is that even the Japanese and Koreans with a population of native Jews of about zero also have a fair amount of casual anti-antisemitism.

Come on guys - couldn't you invent your own irrational hatred?

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (pAlYe)

127 Unless they find that offensive, of course.
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (DgySM)
Teehee
So your saying you are offended that they are offended that your offended?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (EAAfY)

128 "27 The twitter back and forth with Olberdouche continues. He's attempted to make a joke, mocked me for having a job and now insulted me for self identifying as a Moron.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk"

You can't expect someone as arrogant and self-important as Olberdouche to understand self-deprecating humor.

I believe that this is a large part of the problem with people in the entertainment industry. And I include news people in the entertainment industry. The dumbest 25% of the population fawns over them, chases after them with cameras, and that gives them a false sense of their own importance.

Did you tell Olberdouche to get back in his tub?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (9H+iJ)

129 Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM

Trade you for Obama.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (wSTfB)

130 There is such an investment in our “Capitol City” by both parties that they are now both working to protect the funding. Yes, all politics are local and the DC metro area is local to itself, except it’s constituents can tax the rest of the country.

Now, not only do we need term limits for our politicians, but we now need a rotating Capitol City so it is harder for the political class to put all their efforts into one location.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (e8kgV)

131 Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:39 PM (J6hHs)

Agreed, but a solid movie nonetheless.

Or we could take this outside.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (GsoHv)

132 Thanks, Anna Puma! Bought!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (S+/pH)

133 On hating the Jews.
There's this book that can fill ya in on it. Even predicted it. Yeah, That Book.

Posted by: teej at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (pBcpe)

134 Trade you for Obama.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (wSTfB)
-------------------------------------------------------
If you think Jimmy and I have a deal.... you should see what Baracka and I have worked out.

Posted by: Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:42 PM (jucos)

135 What? No mustard?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 05, 2013 10:42 PM (MMn5g)

136 129 Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM Trade you for Obama.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (wSTfB)
Heh, obama will be like soros and live forever. In a perfect world we could trade Breitbart for those two..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:42 PM (EAAfY)

137 @PurpAv

Ever see these?

http://tinyurl.com/a8l4t3x


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GsoHv)

138 Funny thing about that "Who's more anti-Semitic?" website. It was put up by Daniel Sieradski, a typical leftard self hating social justice Jew. From the "About" page of the website: " Our goal is to entertain while taking the piss out of self-appointed
Jewish leaders who deem themselves the sole arbiters of anti-Semitism
and often pursue fallacious accusations in order to advance their institutions' own economic interests", so really, it's all about those greedy JOOOOOS! and their money hungry ways. He's a big time occupooper and seems like an all around douche. His wiki is here:

http://tinyurl.com/az9magm


Posted by: Weirddave at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (aH+zP)

139 I'll make the occasional good-natured joke, but I've never quite understood the anti-Semitism thing.

I just know I've never walked alone at night worried about being mugged by a Jew. Mildly scolded for not flossing enough? Different story.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (X9Mnx)

140 Renowned writer and artist Will Eisner, The Spirit and Message from Space, wrote about and dissected the origins of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in a book called The Plot.

Umberto Eco wrote The Prague Cemetery which it sounds like covers the same ground. Pretty good book.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (SurGg)

141 For Woody Allen movies and Barbara Streisand- not so much.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:25 PM (X9Mnx)


Did you know Barbara Streisand made a couple of porn movies?


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (bb5+k)

142 Did you tell Olberdouche to get back in his tub?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (9H+iJ)



My response was: @KeithOlbermann @mflynny "Conservative" and "Moron" were two separate terms. Hence the comma. Guess they didn't teach that at Cornell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT)

143
114 Kalneva, this might help with things. Renowned writer and artist Will Eisner, The Spirit and Message from Space, wrote about and dissected the origins of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in a book called The Plot.Here it is on Amazon. It is very illuminating on the lies behind this hateful piece of agitprop.http://tinyurl.com/bc4h6k5
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (x7WAu)


The Protocols got mentioned on a Cracked list once before. There they indicated that it was originially propoganda against Napoleon and the author just replaced Napoleon with "The Jews!!!!"

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GULKT)

144 Lets just say that things have only STARTED to get interesting.....

Posted by: Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (jucos)

145 Beelzebub at February 05, 2013 10:42 PM
We'll toss in Biden just for laughs.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (wSTfB)

146 Yeah, That Book.

Posted by: teej at February 05, 2013 10:41 PM (pBcpe)

Protocols of The Elders of Zion?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GsoHv)

147 eehee So your saying you are offended that they are offended that your offended?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (EAAfY)

I find that question offensive.

Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (DgySM)

148 Is someone looking for me?

Posted by: Offensive at February 05, 2013 10:45 PM (jucos)

149 Harley Cowboy.

Abraham took to his bed his slave Hagar since it seemed Sarah, his wife, would never bear a child. Thus was born Ishmael. Then G-d intervened and Sarah became pregnant. She gave birth to Isaac. Then there was division of opinion and Abraham sent Hagar away with her child Ishmael.

Islam claims legitimacy via Ishmael. The Qu'ran is full of stories of Abraham and Ishmael worshiping and refitting the Kabaa. Nothing about Sarah and Isaac.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:45 PM (x7WAu)

150
No idea what you mean. And no, to anyone
wondering, there's no way I'd explain what Moron means and end up with
those tards infesting our threads.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)

Good Call. There arguments are like nails screeching on a chalk board.

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:45 PM (bb5+k)

151 Hi chemjeff, how you?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:45 PM (EAAfY)

152 Notice how, if you recognize utopia is an idiot's goal, leftism has no attraction whatever?

Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (GJUgF)

153 I'd mug you, but it's clear you haven't combed your hair. Oy, what's the point.

Posted by: Jewish Mugger at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (BBWjt)

154 I fucked up and had a bastard son.

The bastards descendants multiplied like the star in the sky and they are genetically dispositioned to hate my beloved son and his clan.

To this day there has been enmity between the choosen beloved race and the unwashed bastard race(s).

Posted by: Abraham at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (sa6D2)

155 Jews in Spaaaaaaace!

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (j7rp0)

156 The commandment about not coveting sure seems to be the problem. The disobedience to it, I mean. I had a huge problem overcoming that when I was in grade school. I guess some just never get past it. Plus, I think that if I hadn't had any religious training, I would still be envious of my neighbor. Hmmm. There might be a lesson in those Ten Commandments!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (S+/pH)

157 lou, doing okay

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (BBWjt)

158 Woody and Barbara? There are no words to describe how badly I feel about them being Jews.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:27 PM (GsoHv)

Barbara can sing. Woody I have no use for. On the other hand, The Marx bros were a national treasure. Same with the Stooges.




Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (bb5+k)

159 Ever see these?

Yea, I don't know why you wouldn't just start with a chunk of bar stock for a lot less money though..

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (J6hHs)

160 Quoting: "Aren't you forgetting someone?

Posted by: PMRC at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (Vk2pI"
Hopefully, "ad nauseum" covers whoever you are talking about.

Posted by: Mr_Write at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (4bU4I)

161 diet is not going well, but hey, beer is tasty

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (BBWjt)

162 My response was: @KeithOlbermann @mflynny "Conservative" and "Moron" were two separate terms. Hence the comma. Guess they didn't teach that at Cornell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT

"Let me put it in terms you'd understand: Mooooo."

Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (DgySM)

163 The weird thing is that even the Japanese and Koreans with a population of native Jews of zero also have a fair amount of casual anti-antisemitism.

Come on guys - couldn't you invent your own irrational hatred?

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 05, 2013 10:40 PM (pAlYe)


Well, we're kinda running out of Ainu...

Posted by: Japan at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (Vk2pI)

164 Umberto Eco wrote a forward to Eisner's book. Eisner finsihed the words and art for it a month before he died.

Right, the protocols were plagiarized from a previous French work. Crafted to blame the Jews so the Tsar would abandon his liberal reforms.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (x7WAu)

165
I just know I've never walked alone at night worried about being mugged by a Jew. Mildly scolded for not flossing enough? Different story.

Damn straight!

Posted by: Dr. Tim Whatley at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (0WLla)

166 I find that question offensive.
Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (DgySM)

Lets all be offensive or offended!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (EAAfY)

167 I feel good taking money from the Goyem because I don't have to get physical.

Posted by: Jewish Scam Artist at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (jucos)

168 118 And just when will the blessed angel of death relieve us of Carter's presence? How long must I wait by the river for his body to float past?
These questions haunt me.
Posted by: toby928© at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (QupBk)


I've got a bottle of nice champagne that's been sitting in the refrigerator for at least 5 fucking years now. It taunts me every time I scrounge around for a leftover beer.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (pAlYe)

169 Japan is running out of young Japanese also. I think the Ainu will be the ones laughing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (x7WAu)

170 I left when the choice was the Republican Party or the Pope.

I saw that. Considering their description of the Pope as a member of the Hitler Youth who fought for Germany (while ignoring that his family was anti-Hitler, all German kids had to become members of the Hitler Youth, he refused to attend its meetings, and ran away from his military post), I'm actually amazed he wasn't rated more highly in their anti-Semitic scale.

A substantial number of people had to have gone to that site and just decided "screw it, I'm not playing along."

Posted by: AD at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (oOaA8)

171 diet is not going well, but hey, beer is tasty
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (BBWjt)


WORD!

Posted by: kalneva two-by-four at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (S+/pH)

172
The commandment about not coveting
Yes. Exactly.
For some, life is a competition, a competition is a game, and games were made to be rigged. QED

Posted by: M. Murcek at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (GJUgF)

173 I have a condo in Myrtle Beach, perhaps you'd like to jet down for the weekend.

Posted by: The Rabbi in Elaine's Building at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (QLJPW)

174 The Protocols got mentioned on a Cracked list once before. There they indicated that it was originially propoganda against Napoleon and the author just replaced Napoleon with "The Jews!!!!"

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (GULKT)


If I were to take the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and replace "Jews" with "White people," I could probably sell it today and make a mint...

Posted by: The Political Hat, Proud Kyriarch at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (Vk2pI)

175 161 diet is not going well, but hey, beer is tasty
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (BBWjt)

Indeed, hey lent is coming up, could give up beer for lent. Im not doing it, but you could

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (EAAfY)

176 Did you know Barbara Streisand made a couple of porn movies?

Yes, but for the sake of my dick ever working again I prefer to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (X9Mnx)

177 Hey-o!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 10:50 PM (kaalw)

178 If I had arms I'd point at you and laugh.

Posted by: the Moet in Maet's fridge at February 05, 2013 10:50 PM (SurGg)

179 125 --- I exited as soon as it gave me a choice between Romney and God. No text under Romney. Under God they say something about him being hard on the Jews.

Serious mental disturbance there.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (C8mVl)

180 Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (J6hHs)

Well, they're cheap, and the jig is cheap, and you can crank out a dozen pretty quickly.

I can't do it from bar stock, but the unfinished lower is, at least for my skills, doable with some attention to detail.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (GsoHv)

181 Quoting: "Aren't you forgetting someone?

Posted by: PMRC at February 05, 2013 10:38 PM (Vk2pI"
Hopefully, "ad nauseum" covers whoever you are talking about.

Posted by: Mr_Write at February 05, 2013 10:47 PM (4bU4I)


http://tinyurl.com/bka4nof

Posted by: PMRC at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (Vk2pI)

182 Hey cthulhu!! How goes the spreading of madness? I know its tough work with Jerry Brown as governor.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (x7WAu)

183 cthulhu heyyyy-o

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (BBWjt)

184 "Did you know Barbara Streisand made a couple of porn movies?"

There is a nose joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (j7rp0)

185 eman, she was the camel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (x7WAu)

186 LOVE Stillman's first three films, especially "Barcelona"! (Have not yet seen "Damsels in Distress".) I first came to his work from the National Review movie list: http://preview.tinyurl.com/cc5rdl3

Posted by: Thorvald at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (1V6Pv)

187 Wishing Maetenloch good things.


Because you deserve them.

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (0PiQ4)

188 If I were to take the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and replace "Jews" with "White people," I could probably sell it today and make a mint...

Posted by: The Political Hat, Proud Kyriarch at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (Vk2pI)

Pretty sure Farrakhan is working along those lines already.

Posted by: Secundus at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (DgySM)

189 Posted by: Mætenloch at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (pAlYe)

I rarely smile at death, but in Carter's case I will make an exception.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (GsoHv)

190 Literally every tme I click on the NFL Network, guess who they're showing. Even though the season's over.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (QLJPW)

191 I am willing to bet the JEF hates moos more than Jimmy Carter. Remember what he said to Sarkowski when they were too stupid to know that there was an open mike?

Posted by: CarolT at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (z4WKX)

192 Jimmiron Paulcarter is coming for TEH JOOOS.

HIDE YO WIFE!

HIDE YO CHILLUN!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (+OTLF)

193 kalneva indeed, whatcha drinkin

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (BBWjt)

194 TPH, someone beat you to that finish line. Its called Black Liberation Theology.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:53 PM (x7WAu)

195 Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 10:49 PM (X9Mnx)

I've seen a few minutes of it.

She is flabby without being round and sexy. And her breasts are not nicely shaped.

So...pretty much exactly what one would expect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (GsoHv)

196
"Did you know Barbara Streisand made a couple of porn movies?"



There is a nose joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (j7rp0)


Nope. Serious. Some Moron posted a link to Xhamster.


Go over there and search for "Barbara Streisand." It will turn up.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (bb5+k)

197 I demand a ban or rope and tug of war, how many children must lose fingers, it happens way to often. Down with rope/tug of war!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (EAAfY)

198 Gotta go. Later people.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (bb5+k)

199
189 Posted by: Mætenloch at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (pAlYe)I rarely smile at death, but in Carter's case I will make an exception.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:52 PM (GsoHv)


I can see Carter outlasting Obama. Consider his diet choices and smoking, and then there's the cocaine and cocksucking.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (GULKT)

200 193 Chem, I am enjoying the best IPA ever brewed, by Snipes Mountain in Sunnyside, WA. We have it on tap, (un)fortunately. How bout you?

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (S+/pH)

201 I demand a ban or rope and tug of war, how many children must lose fingers, it happens way to often. Down with rope/tug of war!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (EAAfY)


Better yes, just ban children...

Posted by: Sir Richard Attenborough at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (Vk2pI)

202 Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (GULKT)

There's good news and bad news in your comment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (GsoHv)

203 Evening all.

Wild one on espn between OSU and Michigan. Tied up, 2 minutes to play.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (jIaZt)

204 So now with the drone memo the right are all up in arms about the offspring of American Al Qaeda members for some reason. Jawa has a great post about the drone memo and adding three words to the report changes everything. IN AL QAEDA
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/215043.p

hp

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (Ea64Y)

205 138--- Funny thing about that "Who's more anti-Semitic?" website. It was put up by Daniel Sieradski, a typical leftard self hating social justice Jew.....

Posted by: Weirddave at February 05, 2013 10:43 PM (aH+zP)

------------------------
Ah. That explains the sickness.
Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (C8mVl)

206 The weird thing is that even the Japanese and Koreans with a
population of native Jews of zero also have a fair amount of casual
anti-antisemitism.



Come on guys - couldn't you invent your own irrational hatred?
***
Don't they hate pretty much everyone else...and each other?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (AUeaU)

207 Jews in Spaaaaaaace!

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:46 PM (j7rp0)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

Posted by: History of the World, Part II at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (Vk2pI)

208 Go over there and search for "Barbara Streisand." It will turn up.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (bb5+k)

*Sexy female computer voice*

"Emergency Dick Protection System activated."

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (j7rp0)

209 kalneva, just H2O tonite, but beer to follow later this week

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (BBWjt)

210 Nope. Serious. Some Moron posted a link to Xhamster.


Go over there and search for "Barbara Streisand." It will turn up.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:54 PM (bb5+k)




Followed by: Gotta go. Later people.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (bb5+k)


Emergency Streisand fap?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (xKC/c)

211 203 Evening all. Wild one on espn between OSU and Michigan. Tied up, 2 minutes to play.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (jIaZt)

You dont say, my tv is sports 24/7..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (EAAfY)

212 Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:55 PM (S+/pH)

That's local to Washington, which means I can't get any.

Bastard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (GsoHv)

213 Don't they hate pretty much everyone else...and each other?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 10:56 PM (AUeaU)


Yeah but that's mostly rational. :-)

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 05, 2013 10:58 PM (pAlYe)

214 I am enjoying the best IPA ever brewed,
---
The Flying Dog Wildeman Farmhouse IPA is too bad. Plus, at 7.5%, it's like drinking two for one.

Posted by: Abraham at February 05, 2013 10:58 PM (sa6D2)

215 damn sock

Posted by: sTevo at February 05, 2013 10:58 PM (sa6D2)

216 Yeah Koreans and Japanese truly hate each other. Something about that very unpleasant occupation of Korea by the Japanese.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (x7WAu)

217 Oh, and speaking of Japanese...

http://tinyurl.com/a7hftm7

obligatory I think on AoS

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (AUeaU)

218 The Commie-fag-junkie Complex actually believes we can perfect human nature through the tax code. I wish we could leave to their ruinous error, but they will ruin us while they're at it.
They should leave the rest of us to our cigars and Ferraris. As it is, we will require victory over them before we get peace.
Their un-natural nature will probably require that we drive a stake of living wood through their dark hearts as a start. Additionally, the job may require prophyllaxis or a cordon before sanitizing. the affected areas.
What would Dean Swift modestly propose?

Posted by: Thorvald at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (1V6Pv)

219 CBD, Imma bitch, not a bastard

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (S+/pH)

220 Now 18-1 repeat the phrase for 'Good job!' ne?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (x7WAu)

221
Yeah Koreans and Japanese truly hate each other. Something about that very unpleasant occupation of Korea by the Japanese.
___
Uh, I have no idea what you are talking about - but let's talk about WWII was caused by our irrational hatred of the Japanese.


Posted by: Tom Hanks at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (AUeaU)

222 Jews in Spaaaaaaace!

---
That's nothing...Monkey in spaaaaace!

Posted by: John McCane at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (sa6D2)

223 The hatred has to do with the historical bloodline from Adam to Jesus being intercepted to stop the redemption of mankind thru the blood of Jesus. Many pogroms in history to show this. And the Ishmael/Isaac thing. Readers Digest version.

Posted by: badrash at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (TMSE0)

224 Oh, and speaking of Japanese...

http://tinyurl.com/a7hftm7

obligatory I think on AoS

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (AUeaU)


Yup, the HQ definitely needs more Minx.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (Vk2pI)

225 Isles is damn fast, 10.13 is easily an A Standard for the Olympics. But coming out of the US of A you could maybe get in a relay, maybe. Glad he's choosing another sport he's freaking great at. A lot of sports like football and basketball are over populated.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2013 11:01 PM (NzBQO)

226 Tom Hanks, go stick a pineapple up your fourth point of contact.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:01 PM (x7WAu)

227 Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (S+/pH)

My apologies!

One of the nice things about AOSHQ is that I have no idea the gender of most people...and it never comes up, nor does it matter.

[bitch]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:02 PM (GsoHv)

228 Now 18-1 repeat the phrase for 'Good job!' ne?
***
Weird - I can't remember - hh, guess I'll have to watch the video again.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:02 PM (AUeaU)

229 Denzel rarely messes up, Virtuosity, is one of the few exceptions, he's dangerously good in material you don't want him to be, like American Gangster and Training Day,

Posted by: archie goodwin at February 05, 2013 11:02 PM (Jsiw/)

230 I picked this up from Insty. Ex Navy Seal created this encryption app. Interesting.



http://tinyurl.com/bxxkfuv

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 11:03 PM (M/TDA)

231 but let's talk about WWII was caused by our irrational hatred of the Japanese.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (AUeaU)

Fine. I'll stipulate to that.

We still won.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:03 PM (GsoHv)

232 Tom Hanks, go stick a pineapple up your fourth point of contact.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:01 PM (x7WAu)

And to think he was my favorite actor, Hi Rons!!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (l86i3)

233
Fen's Law: "The left believes none of the things they lecture the rest of us about."

Science proves religion wrong. Meanwhile: Global Warming/Environmentalism

Posted by: wheelmanforhire at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (l8nIR)

234 BTW ESPN the Magazine is doing a Music and sports issue. Recreating famous album covers with athletes. Ryan Lochte as the Nevermind cover. Alex Morgan as Katy Perry (yowza!!) Josh Freeman as the Thriller cover.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (NzBQO)

235 OK. I'm out

you people type way too fast for me

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (JMmQ9)

236 I picked up the Die Hard 25th anniversary blu-ray collection yesterday from Wal-Mart. Yippe-Ki-yay motherfappers.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 11:04 PM (GULKT)

237 okay good night all
thanx for being here and helping keep me sane

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)

238 but let's talk about WWII was caused by our irrational hatred of the Japanese.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at February 05, 2013 11:00 PM (AUeaU)


Well, they sort of bombed our shit and killed our people so I wouldn't call it irrational, more like really rational.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (l86i3)

239 OSP, Tom Hanks the early days - Bosom Buddies
http://youtu.be/ZOKNgNFeC4s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (x7WAu)

240 The Commie-fag-junkie Complex actually believes we can perfect human nature through the tax code. I wish we could leave to their ruinous error, but they will ruin us while they're at it.
Posted by: Thorvald at February 05, 2013 10:59 PM (1V6Pv)

Perfect David Horowitz pamphlet posted at Powerline:
http://tinyurl.com/a4s5hay

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (S+/pH)

241 237 okay good night allthanx for being here and helping keep me sane
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)

Night chemjeff Alton..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:06 PM (EAAfY)

242 @223- I don't buy that. It transcends religion.

I suspect it's more related to the historical role in banking, and that Jews tended to be a widely distributed, relatively tight-knit minority in many parts of the world.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 11:06 PM (X9Mnx)

243 helping keep me sane

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)

According to whom are you sane?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:06 PM (GsoHv)

244 Science proves religion wrong. Meanwhile: Global Warming/Environmentalism
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Interestingly, this is one of the most damn common things about the left.

Whenever they get power, they try and destroy organized religion...and then replace it with something that is a religion in and of itself - Soviet Communism, German Racialism, etc...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:07 PM (AUeaU)

245 helping keep me sane

Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)

According to whom are you sane?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:06 PM (GsoHv)

Not much of a hurdle around here.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:07 PM (l86i3)

246 'night, Alton and Chem! Sweaty dreams!

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:07 PM (S+/pH)

247 Hurdle? More like a speed bump.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:08 PM (x7WAu)

248 Just watched the movie Middle Man with Luke Wilson. Highly recommend you watch this film. 4 stars.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 05, 2013 11:08 PM (TCy/B)

249 Hurdle? More like a speed bump.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:08 PM (x7WAu)

Or Rumble strips.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (l86i3)

250 @242 Sure now its a hatefest, for a myriad of reasons. I am just saying it has been vogue to hate on them as long as they have been called Jews. So I don't disagree with what you said.

Posted by: badrash at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (TMSE0)

251 Numb toes, discuss.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (EAAfY)

252 "And the Lord said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people"

Exodus 32:9

God made us this way.

If you don't like it....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (GsoHv)

253 I wish we could leave to their ruinous error, but they will ruin us while they're at it.
***
Whenever I go to the grocery story nowadays I silently curse Barry and Helicopter Ben.

Interestingly, if you talk to the apolitical they are well aware that the inflation (and unemployment) statistics are bullshit, and that this isn't normal.

But then most of them voted for TFG.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (AUeaU)

254 #KeithOlbermansDailyJournal

1100 Rolled out of bed. Walked around scratching my ass for an hour

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)

255 Olberdouche is awfully touchy. Buahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:10 PM (GEICT)

256 242
But Banking was one of the only professions Jews were allowed to participate in. Thus the ruling classes could have their cake and eat it too. Able to partake of the gold in the form of loans while fanning the flames of intolerance by condemning them as usarers.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 11:10 PM (M/TDA)

257 Olberdouche is awfully touchy. Buahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:10 PM (GEICT)


Read your tweets you magnificent Bastard, Well done. You exposed his assholiness.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (l86i3)

258 Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (AUeaU)

The cocksucking piece of shit in the White House has managed to create a new normal of 10%+ unemployment and a stagnant economy.

And he did it with a smile on his face and a song in his heart.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (GsoHv)

259 You dont say, my tv is sports 24/7..
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 10:57 PM (EAAfY)


Me too, except BBT and How I Met Your Mother. Speaking of which, I didn't get to see the Super Bowl commercials. Were they any good?

No, I'm totally not gloating about being at the big game. I would never rub it in that I attended the Super Bowl. I mean, sure, I was sitting in section 527, row 12, but I would never gloat about that.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (jIaZt)

260 And he did it with a smile on his face and a song in his heart.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (GsoHv)

No he has that fucking smirk I would love to slap off his face, oops, can I say that?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:12 PM (EAAfY)

261 Speaking of movies I am watching For Greater Glory now.
***
I had no idea the depths to which the anti-clericals sunk in Mexico during the war.

Interestingly, Mexico's strongman at the time rose to power on the backs of unions and socialists and sounded like a certain closer regime we all know and loathe.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:12 PM (AUeaU)

262 Some people have too much on their hands in this era of funemployment. TFG signing the Pokemon song?
http://youtu.be/cYuZlhCPbjM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:13 PM (x7WAu)

263 Genesis 16:12

You shall call him Ishmael,
For the Lord has paid heed to your suffering.
He shall be a wild ass of a man:
His hand against everyone,
And everyone's hand against him;
He shall dwell alongside of all his kinsmen


Thems the Arabs

Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 11:14 PM (Dnbau)

264 Able to partake of the gold in the form of loans while fanning the flames of intolerance by condemning them as usarers.
***
Yep. Of course when the Templars got into the banking business things didn't go to well for them either.

The King of France proclaimed them heretics and cancelled his loans with them...and took all their property while he was at it.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:14 PM (AUeaU)

265 Read your tweets you magnificent Bastard, Well done. You exposed his assholiness.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (l86i3)




Why thank you. His minnions responses are funny too. They amount to "Yeah! You get him Keith! Yeah!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)

266 yeah sorry...thats not barbra streisand on xhamster.

First her nose is too damn small.


second, she had horrific body odor when she first started out from not showering or washing her clothes. No way that guy could have kept it up through the stench and they didnt have viagra back then.

Take a good look at elliot goul and you will understand what men actually found her attractive back then before she broke out....thats right...men whose dogs wouldnt even fuck them...desperate men...

Streisand doing porn...haha...yeah..no. In 40 years they will claim those palin impersonators doing porn were actually palin too...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 05, 2013 11:14 PM (+OTLF)

267 For BCochran. More ABBA. Mamma Mia. Something Keith is probably saying now that he has run into BCochran.

http://youtu.be/unfzfe8f9NI

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:15 PM (x7WAu)

268 Me too, except BBT and How I Met Your Mother. Speaking of which, I didn't get to see the Super Bowl commercials. Were they any good? No, I'm totally not gloating about being at the big game. I would never rub it in that I attended the Super Bowl. I mean, sure, I was sitting in section 527, row 12, but I would never gloat about that.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:11 PM (jIaZt)

Haha, you are in the same boat as me, Hubby and I love BBT!! I did not pay much attention to the commercials except the Paul Harvey commercial was awesome.
Good for you going to the game, check that off the bucket list

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:15 PM (EAAfY)

269 Oh boy. There's a Turkish Restaurant within a couple miles of my hotel. I'll be putting on a few pounds this trip.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (s/ydT)

270 BC, I think you're a magnificent bastard, also, but don't you think that it's a little bit like picking on the retard on the playground?

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (S+/pH)

271 251--- "Numb toes, discuss."
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (EAAfY)

Kick off those adorable red suede heels you got on sale last spring. That works for me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (C8mVl)

272 yeah but we got to hear bansheeyonce and see her tits up close..

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (+OTLF)

273 182
Hey cthulhu!! How goes the spreading of madness? I know its tough work with Jerry Brown as governor.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:51 PM (x7WAu)


Are you kidding? -- I'd say I could coast with these guys in charge, but the reality is that I really have to scramble to try and keep up.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:17 PM (kaalw)

274 So, do any of the Horde have an affinity for smokeless tobacco? I've been chewing skoal straight for years. My dentist hates me, because as of today he says "you have perfect teeth and gums, keep doing what you're doing"

Anyway, skoal has this new product called ReadyCut. Just the regular chew, but pre-pressed into little bite sized pieces. It's....interesting. Not great, not terrible.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:17 PM (jIaZt)

275 264
Indeed. Burned them at the stake to boot.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 11:18 PM (M/TDA)

276 270 BC, I think you're a magnificent bastard, also, but don't you think that it's a little bit like picking on the retard on the playground?

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (S+/pH)



If the "special kid", bless his heart, comes over and start throwing sand in your face and kicking your ankles, what are you supposed to do?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:18 PM (GEICT)

277 "201 I demand a ban or rope and tug of war, how many children must lose fingers, it happens way to often. Down with rope/tug of war!!

Posted by: lou's a girl"

Using the "Gun Control" logic that we've been pummeled with since the tragedy in Connecticut:
If you follow local news, a huge amount of the beatings, sexual assaults, and killings of children, are perpetrated by Mom's boyfriend. Therefore, any man who gets involved with a single mother should have to pass a background check. Oh, and be registered with local gubmint officials.

If even one child's life is saved, it would be worth it.

I don't really condone this, but it is the same as what the anti-gun people propose. Punish everyone for the criminal behavior of a few.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:18 PM (9H+iJ)

278 Anyway, skoal has this new product called ReadyCut. Just the regular chew, but pre-pressed into little bite sized pieces. It's....interesting. Not great, not terrible.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:17 PM (jIaZt)


My Grandpa in AL chewed Red Man and my Grandmother Chewed Days Work. Even as a child I was disgusted by the coffee cans with paper towel smashed down in em to absorb the spittle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:19 PM (l86i3)

279 Dammit.....Raylan STILL hasn't killed anyone.

Posted by: bocephus at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (3Crtn)

280 Another reason why Friday the 13th is bad luck. When Philip of France had all the Templar possessions seized and knights tossed into various dungeons. The last Grand Master of the Knights Templar was burned at the stake in Paris in 1314. His name was Jacques de Molay.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (x7WAu)

281 Evenin' rons and ette's. Who is pissing in whose koolaid tonight?

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (sqp6o)

282 If even one child's life is saved, it would be worth it.
***
Meanwhile at the Obamacave...

An infants born alive act? We don't need that kind of crap.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (AUeaU)

283 Evenin' rons and ette's. Who is pissing in whose koolaid tonight?
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (sqp6o)

It's a love fest, grab a beer and a flower.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (l86i3)

284 Alright, it's been fun, but I'm out. The bed, she is a calling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (GEICT)

285 214
I am enjoying the best IPA ever brewed,
---
The Flying Dog Wildeman Farmhouse IPA is too bad. Plus, at 7.5%, it's like drinking two for one.


Posted by: Abraham at February 05, 2013 10:58 PM (sa6D2)


Best IPA? Stone Brewing's got a couple of impressive ones.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (kaalw)

286 277 --- Good one.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (C8mVl)

287 Barcelona is an awesome movie. And I'm not even a Bible-dancer.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 05, 2013 11:22 PM (nZvGM)

288 If the "special kid", bless his heart, comes over and start throwing sand in your face and kicking your ankles, what are you supposed to do?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 11:18 PM (GEICT)
Good point! Carry on.

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:23 PM (S+/pH)

289 BCochran, the bed is calling? What about the wife?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:23 PM (x7WAu)

290 #keitholbermansdailyjournal

1200 Opened the want-ads. WHAT?! What do mean there are no ads for pretentious, overwrought, ex-celebrities?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:23 PM (piMMO)

291 "The cocksucking piece of shit in the White House has managed to create a new normal of 10%+ unemployment and a stagnant economy."

And ever increasing food prices.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:24 PM (9H+iJ)

292 279 Dammit.....Raylan STILL hasn't killed anyone.

Posted by: bocephus at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (3Crtn)


You have to admit that the bean bag shooting was funny though.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:24 PM (sqp6o)

293 @256 Tuna- Yeah, I know. I'm not suggesting it was fair.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 05, 2013 11:24 PM (X9Mnx)

294 And ever increasing food prices.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:24 PM (9H+iJ)


The lines will intersect, then the fun starts.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:25 PM (l86i3)

295 Oh, cthulhu, Stone is good, but not this good. But each to his or her own. The balance is so perfect! And hoppy, hoppy, hoppy! Me rikey some hops!

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:26 PM (S+/pH)

296 Have you ever sneezed so hard that it felt like you pulled all the muscles in your arms and chest?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:27 PM (piMMO)

297 281 Evenin' rons and ette's. Who is pissing in whose koolaid tonight?
Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:20 PM (sqp6o)


I did a quick dunk, but no pissing. Might wanna steer clear of the mashed potatoes though.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:28 PM (jIaZt)

298
It's a love fest, grab a beer and a flower.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (l86i3)

Thank Gaia.

Kumbaya my lord...kumbaya...

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:29 PM (sqp6o)

299 271 251--- "Numb toes, discuss." Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:09 PM (EAAfY) Kick off those adorable red suede heels you got on sale last spring. That works for me.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 11:16 PM (C8mVl)

Haha, well I am a converse sneaker girl. My toes get numb becauseI always cross my legs, is that weird?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:29 PM (EAAfY)

300 This is what I get for opening a book on the shelf at random. Who needs I-Ching?

"Theologians who have pictured God in Man's image, through a failure to rise to a worship of God in spirit and in truth, have sometimes fallen into the spiritual error of imagining God exerts His irresistible power to make His own will prevail over Man's - either by ruthlessly overriding it or by craftily bending it to conform to God's will unawares. This picture of an iron law of God the Tyrant lurking under the mesh that God's guileless creatures label 'Chance' has been painted for us by Bossuet."

- pg 381. A Study of History by Arnold J. Toynbee Vol IX. Second printing 1955.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:30 PM (x7WAu)

301 evening all.. I'm a little late to the party. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:30 PM (u25eL)

302 301 evening all.. I'm a little late to the party. Did I miss anything?
Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:30 PM (u25eL)

Well everyone is offended, or hating on the Jews for some damn reason, or fighting with keith olberduffus. But not much!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:32 PM (EAAfY)

303 Haha, well I am a converse sneaker girl. My toes get numb becauseI always cross my legs, is that weird?>>

What are you in a dry birth control county?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 05, 2013 11:32 PM (qo244)

304 Well everyone is offended, or hating on the Jews for some damn reason, or fighting with keith olberduffus. But not much!

***

I thought we love the Joos!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:32 PM (piMMO)

305 Hi Jewells45, how you feeling tonight?

Kalneva wanted to know why Jews seem to be easy scapegoats.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:33 PM (x7WAu)

306 The lines will intersect, then the fun starts.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 11:25 PM (l86i3)


This is the thing. Not really related, but kinda. I was asked by one of my many bosses why organic milk isn't being produced more, since it's so expensive. Those lines don't intersect. I think it would have to be about 20 dollars a gallon before producers would want to jump through all the regulatory hoops to do it. I have no idea why organic milk is even produced/purchased. It's a total scam. But it's at its equilibrium right now. (Until Obama demands that all milk must be organic.)

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:34 PM (S+/pH)

307 295
Oh, cthulhu, Stone is good, but not this good. But each to his or her
own. The balance is so perfect! And hoppy, hoppy, hoppy! Me rikey some
hops!

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:26 PM (S+/pH)


OK, now I've got to try it.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:34 PM (kaalw)

308 I've got a bottle of nice champagne that's been sitting in the refrigerator for at least 5 fucking years now. It taunts me every time I scrounge around for a leftover beer.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 05, 2013 10:48 PM (pAlYe)


If it's not labeled "vintage," you can throw it out now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:34 PM (bxiXv)

309 Merovign, so you are saying the champagne is now is as old and flat as Jimmy Carter?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (x7WAu)

310 304 Well everyone is offended, or hating on the Jews for some damn reason, or fighting with keith olberduffus. But not much! *** I thought we love the Joos!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:32 PM (piMMO)

Yeah that comment came out wrong, i blame it on the chocolate cake and beer and numb toes..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (EAAfY)

311 "If even one child's life is saved, it would be worth it.
***
Meanwhile at the Obamacave...

An infants born alive act? We don't need that kind of crap. "

Want to know just how disgusting these people are? This is from Rahm Emmanual's brother's attitudes about the relative value of people's lives.

http://rightsoup.com/rahms-brother-dr-ezekiel-emanuel-the-death-czar/

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (9H+iJ)

312 And ever increasing food prices.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll try to follow Argentina's lead in dealing with that problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (hpDVh)

313 I've got a bottle of nice champagne that's been sitting in the refrigerator for at least 5 fucking years now. It taunts me every time I scrounge around for a leftover beer.

***

Most wine is now made to e drunk within just a year or two, tops.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (piMMO)

314 The scene everyone should watch in 'Cabaret' is on now

Turner classic

Posted by: Willy in Williamsburg at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (Dll6b)

315

I did a quick dunk, but no pissing. Might wanna steer clear of the mashed potatoes though.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 05, 2013 11:28 PM (jIaZt)


Apologies in advance to anyone who had the 'frosted' cinnabons.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (sqp6o)

316 Yeah that comment came out wrong, i blame it on the chocolate cake and beer and numb toes..

***

Are you typing with your toes again?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (piMMO)

317 Anna.. feeling better today. Sunday and Monday morning was the worse pain I have ever had. Consulted with the doc.. got myself on a nice cocktail of meds that is making me feel much better. Still hoping it's a healing process.

Never understood the Jew hatred.. so I am no help there.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (u25eL)

318 TCM showing Cabaret. They just got to the Hitler Jungen Aryan teen boy singing 'Tomorrow Belongs to me.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (x7WAu)

319 bit.ly/ads2012sb

My playlist of super bowl ads. But, yeah, many left much to be desired. The "humor" on so many was just... ugly.

When I tried to customise that bitly link, I first tried sb2012ads, but that was taken. So, you could try that, too, probably.

And mentioned in an earlier thread, how the Audi prom kiss ad might have gone... youtu.be/EGRa7I0t4xc

I hope I typed that in right again. Too much hassle to cut/paste on the cell. Especially since Youtube seems to cause Opera Mini to lock up on my cell.

And I'm

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 11:38 PM (ndxIr)

320 299 --- "My toes get numb because I always cross my legs, is that weird?"
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:29 PM (EAAfY)

I don't know if it's weird or not. I know my feet often fall asleep when I sit w/ crossed legs for too long.
We must be squishing nerves somewhere!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 11:38 PM (C8mVl)

321 Haha, well I am a converse sneaker girl. My toes get numb becauseI always cross my legs, is that weird?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:29 PM (EAAfY)


Wild guess either nerve in the knee or in the hip doesn't like that position.

On the other hand, I have random numbness in the arms that can be as a result of activity or happen in sleep and last half a day, and I've worn out three doctors before I gave that one up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:38 PM (bxiXv)

322 NDH, we do love the Jews! I was asking for explanation about why the left hates them. It might have seemed out of context further down the thread.

Posted by: kalneva at February 05, 2013 11:38 PM (S+/pH)

323 Are you typing with your toes again?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:37 PM (piMMO)

Well sitting in my computer chair, hubby got me a little stool to put my feet on, I have long legs, always crossed and my toes and other parts of my body get numb, tee hee..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:39 PM (EAAfY)

324 before everybody, the Amaleks tried to get rid of the Jews. They are descended of Esau, who never got over not getting his father Isaac's blessing in favor of his brother Jacob. Hamen, who tried to annihilate the Jews before Queen Ester invervened, was an Amalek. Amaleks are supposed to be Armenians, like Cher and Kim Kardashian.

Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 11:39 PM (Dnbau)

325 Did any of you see the way that German Jew Jacoby played in the Superbowl sunday?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 05, 2013 11:39 PM (qo244)

326 NDH, we do love the Jews! I was asking for explanation about why the left hates them. It might have seemed out of context further down the thread.


***

Now I have to scroll back up to read the responses.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:40 PM (piMMO)

327 309 Merovign, so you are saying the champagne is now is as old and flat as Jimmy Carter?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:36 PM (x7WAu)


Probably less toxic.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:40 PM (bxiXv)

328 "Tomorrow belongs to me"


--still think you can control them?--

Posted by: Willy in Williamsburg at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (Dll6b)

329
Most wine is now made to e drunk within just a year or two, tops.


I've found that Night Train is best aged 3 years in the cellar before drinking.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (hpDVh)

330 Well sitting in my computer chair, hubby got me a little stool to put my feet on, I have long legs, always crossed and my toes and other parts of my body get numb, tee hee..

***

Now you've done it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (piMMO)

331 AMC has been showing some good movies too. Watch Shawshank Redemption for the 5th time last night. Tim Robbins might be a loon, but damn he was good in that movie.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (u25eL)

332 altho Esau and his kind were kind of atheists, didn't really believe in anything.

Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (Dnbau)

333 Now I have to scroll back up to read the responses. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:40 PM (piMMO)

My bad, should have said discussion on why others, not aos folks hate the Jews, sorry.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:42 PM (EAAfY)

334 Less toxic perhaps. But so vile you wish you were dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:43 PM (x7WAu)

335 If even one child's life is saved, it would be worth it.

http://tinyurl.com/anl6pvn

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 05, 2013 11:43 PM (Vk2pI)

336 "You're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:44 PM (x7WAu)

337 Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (kaalw)

Lagunitas "Brown Shugga" at 9.9%

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 11:44 PM (Cnqmv)

338 "318 TCM showing Cabaret. They just got to the Hitler Jungen Aryan teen boy singing 'Tomorrow Belongs to me.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) "

"Barack Hussein Obama
Mm, Mm, Mm"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPQdgJ59Ik8

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 05, 2013 11:44 PM (9H+iJ)

339 Thanks to fucking central planners, I can't use plastic grocery bags anymore. Sure reusabr bags spread disease, and paper bags are just as bad for the environment, but it made our betters feel good, so that's what's important.

Nevermind that I shop.once a week for my family of 6, and carrying in 30 paper bags will take half an hour. Never mind that I use those plastic bags to throw out dirty diapers. Nope, the communist fucks would rather I buy plastic trash bags and waste my time hauling in paper bags.

Thank God I live 1/2 a mile from the city limits and can escape to the suburbs to shop. Too bad that means leaving my favorite store and driving (zomg, global warming!!) 15 miles round trip.

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:46 PM (wsGWu)

340 So...Truth Teller means they're going to TELL us when they're lying to us?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 05, 2013 11:47 PM (luhCM)

341 Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:46 PM (wsGWu)


You give them a little power and they drive the government right up everyone's ass.

The People need a big fat lesson in "how to say no."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (bxiXv)

342 How Berlin accidentally discovered works of art labeled 'degenerate' by the Nazis. From Der Spiegel.
http://tinyurl.com/atudsr2

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (x7WAu)

343 So...Truth Teller means they're going to TELL us when they're lying to us?


Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 05, 2013 11:47 PM (luhCM)


I don't think "Truth Teller" means what you think it means!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (Cnqmv)

344 340 So...Truth Teller means they're going to TELL us when they're lying to us?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 05, 2013 11:47 PM (luhCM)


No, they're going to lie about when we're telling them the truth or a lie by claiming lies are true or truths are lies as serves their agenda.

Just like yesterday.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:50 PM (bxiXv)

345 To relieve foot falling asleep I spread my legs as wide as I can.


Butt plug helps as well.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at February 05, 2013 11:50 PM (sqp6o)

346 You give them a little power and they drive the government right up everyone's ass. The People need a big fat lesson in "how to say no."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (bxiXv)

And surprise surprise gas has gone up 30 cents in 4 days here..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:51 PM (EAAfY)

347 342 How Berlin accidentally discovered works of art labeled 'degenerate' by the Nazis. From Der Spiegel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:49 PM (x7WAu)


Useless. Without. Pics.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:52 PM (bxiXv)

348 331 AMC has been showing some good movies too. Watch Shawshank Redemption for the 5th time last night. Tim Robbins might be a loon, but damn he was good in that movie.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (u25eL)


Shawshank and 'Time to Kill' should have their own channels.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at February 05, 2013 11:52 PM (sqp6o)

349 329

Most wine is now made to e drunk within just a year or two, tops.

I've found that Night Train is best aged 3 years in the cellar before drinking.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 05, 2013 11:41 PM (hpDVh)


IMHO, the great majority of domestic Cabernet Sauvignon is sold 3 years too early.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:53 PM (kaalw)

350 And surprise surprise gas has gone up 30 cents in 4 days here..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:51 PM (EAAfY)


I just went grocery shopping. BUT THERE'S NO INFLATION, prices are just going up in a non-inflationary way.

I wonder how reduction in production and increased use of old stock has affected their fake inflation numbers that happen to ignore any prices that go up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:54 PM (bxiXv)

351 These pictures Merovign?

http://tinyurl.com/a4e2xjq

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:54 PM (x7WAu)

352 Reminds me I should probably use up or give away some white wine soon.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:54 PM (bxiXv)

353 @278,

My maternal grandmother dipped snuff. Made her a bit reclusive as she didn't really want anyone outside of the family to see it. So yeah, I know exactly what you are talking about.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 05, 2013 11:55 PM (Lqy/e)

354 Yes Anna. I did not see a link there (might be my script / flash blocker).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:55 PM (bxiXv)

355 337
Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:21 PM (kaalw)

Lagunitas "Brown Shugga" at 9.9%


Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 11:44 PM (Cnqmv)


I've had that (they're in the Bay Area)....nice, but I wasn't that impressed.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 05, 2013 11:56 PM (kaalw)

356 19 Ok, I need some succinct knowledge put. I get that Jews are hated. I've read lots of history. I know there are treatises out there that purport to 'splain it. But I don't get it, still. Some moron must have a nutshell.
Posted by: Kalneva at February 05, 2013 10:10 PM (S+/pH)

It's because Satan knewthe Jews would give the World Jesus Christ... we all know how Satan feels about the One Who will crush his head. That's why even before Jesus was born, Satan was trying to kill Jews. Plus, the Jews are God's Chosen People and the devil hates God and anything He loves (by extension, the devil hates ALL people because we look like God).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 05, 2013 11:56 PM (KL49F)

357 What do you propose we do, Merovign? We can vote them out, but.that won't stop the ban. We can inconvenience ourselves by shopping further away,but.their liberals who refuse to accept any data that contradicts their world view.

This is all bullshit Agenda 21 crap. No, not as a crazy conspiracy theory, but the whole local implementation of "zero waste" and "reducing.urban sprawl".

Going shopping is hard enough with 4 kids. I really don't need any more God damn regulations.

Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (wsGWu)

358 I wonder how reduction in production and increased use of old stock has affected their fake inflation numbers that happen to ignore any prices that go up.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 05, 2013 11:54 PM (bxiXv)

Yep, avoid the bloated cans offruit and veggies and etc...

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (EAAfY)

359 Off nasty whore sock.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (sqp6o)

360 They're**argh.

Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:58 PM (wsGWu)

361 Merovign, compared to things like cross in piss what the Nazis labeled degenerate is so very Catholic to use one phrase. Or vanilla. Non-risible.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:58 PM (x7WAu)

362 But the reason they were labeled degenerate was because unter-menchen created the works. Not Aryans. Oh la la.... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:00 AM (x7WAu)

363 357 What do you propose we do, Merovign?

Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (wsGWu)


As delightful company as you are, if I knew that, I wouldn't be here chatting.

I try to convince people they can say no. We can't even vote them out until we develop a culture that disobeys irrational edicts. We are awfully far down the road.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:00 AM (bxiXv)

364 It seems TOTUS is feeling left out and has now interjected itself into the conversation:

https://t.co/oIcqdvm0

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:00 AM (piMMO)

365 361 Merovign, compared to things like cross in piss what the Nazis labeled degenerate is so very Catholic to use one phrase. Or vanilla. Non-risible.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:58 PM (x7WAu)


They were nuts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:01 AM (bxiXv)

366 344 340 So...Truth Teller means they're going to TELL us when they're lying to us?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 05, 2013 11:47 PM (luhCM)

No, they're going to lie about when we're telling them the truth or a lie by claiming lies are true or truths are lies as serves their agenda.

Just like yesterday.


Just like 1984.



Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:01 AM (S+/pH)

367 Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:57 PM (wsGWu)

Lauren just put the shitty diapers in the garbage can and the garbage workers union will start bitching. I use the plastic bags for dog poo, recycling, etc. Hit them where it hurts..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:01 AM (EAAfY)

368 Im thinking of just bringing my own plastic bags. Maybe selling them outside the store.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:02 AM (wsGWu)

369 Lauren just put the shitty diapers in the garbage can and the garbage workers union will start bitching. I use the plastic bags for dog poo, recycling, etc. Hit them where it hurts..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:01 AM (EAAfY)


Tell them if they don't like it they can dump it on the lawn of the politician who came up with the crappy idea.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:03 AM (bxiXv)

370 368 Im thinking of just bringing my own plastic bags. Maybe selling them outside the store.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:02 AM (wsGWu)

Oh you will need form 621 and a signature of union 555 and a letter from the one, so do you have those?

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (EAAfY)

371 Lauren, could always ask the manager if you can post some PSA flyers. That people should wash their canvas bags to prevent disease. If manager balks just remind him who will get sued first if someone does get sick. Not the city council.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (x7WAu)

372 Asian's Girl, I think... Ding ding ding! You win!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (S+/pH)

373 [This post has been deleted by a moderator for violating the WaPo's discussion policy.]

Posted by: That's no moon! at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (+f1xd)

374 The problem with that is that I don't want my house smelling like toddler shit.

It's freaking toxic.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (wsGWu)

375 The mindful Mrs brought this to my attention, Pam Geller (yes) on American Thinker yester:

Ian Johnston, a Staff Writer for NBC News, writes this about the recent destruction of archaeologically important sites in Mali: "To many in the West, such actions are simply wanton vandalism. However, experts say the thinking behind it is actually part of a wider tradition of rooting out idol-worship and superstition found in Christianity and Judaism as well as Islam."

www.americanthinker.com/
2013/02/
nbc_news_covers_for_muslims_vicious_destruction_of_non-islamic_artifacts.html

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:06 AM (kUq7A)

376 373 [This post has been deleted by a moderator for violating the WaPo's discussion policy.]
Posted by: That's no moon! at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (+f1xd)


[This reply, too. Do you think we're kidding about that "progressive echo chamber" thing?]

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:06 AM (bxiXv)

377 374 The problem with that is that I don't want my house smelling like toddler shit.

It's freaking toxic.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:04 AM (wsGWu)


Still better than Carter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:07 AM (bxiXv)

378 and, just WHAT is the relationship between Hannah Minx and minx.cc?

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:08 AM (kUq7A)

379 Tschuss mein komerads.

Going to try and do some writing. Das ist gut ja?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:08 AM (x7WAu)

380 Re the plastic bags, you should apply for an application to apply at the Bureau of Compliance. HT Mark Steyn.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:09 AM (S+/pH)

381 [The editors who retracted the comment have been retracted!]

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:09 AM (TvO05)

382 Going to try and do some writing. Das ist gut ja?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:08 AM (x7WAu)


Atch jah, shady!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:09 AM (bxiXv)

383 I pretty much said that out of habit, it's not actually a pity that you're writing.

More a pity that I'm not!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:10 AM (bxiXv)

384 "Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. What is today's lesson?"

*ding* 3

"You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna to act."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2013 12:11 AM (x7WAu)

385 And then silence plopped across the ONT...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:14 AM (bxiXv)

386 [The editors who retracted the comment have been retracted!]

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:09 AM (TvO05)


A Møøse once bit my sister ...

Posted by: Llarry the LLama at February 06, 2013 12:16 AM (Vk2pI)

387 And the spirit of Ace hovered above the morons...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (Y5I9o)

388 You've gotta be kidding me. People pay this clown for enlightenment?

Deepak Chopra tweets:

Just like sex ? RT @A_Spinali: Why are people so aroused by mystical BS? It's pompous arrogant blather with nothing to substantiate it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (piMMO)

389 And Ace said, "Let there be Valu-Rite". And there was Valu-Rite.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (Y5I9o)

390 OK I bought an outdoorplant three years ago, the lady told me I could not kill this plant. It froze in NV two weeks ago, and the plant is dead now, Damn
I blame obama

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:18 AM (EAAfY)

391 F**k! Just snapped a string on my 8-string...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 12:18 AM (Vk2pI)

392 388 You've gotta be kidding me. People pay this clown for enlightenment?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (piMMO)


No, they pay him because he tells aging hippies *exactly* what they want to hear, no more and no less.

It has fuck all to do with enlightenment, he's basically a confidence trickster.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:20 AM (bxiXv)

393 [this post censored by the Minitry of Virtue and the Ministry of This Commenter Has Nothing Interesting To Say,but mostly the Ministry of This Commenter Has Nothing Interesting To Say]

(This post sponsored by the Ministry of Old Memes)

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 06, 2013 12:20 AM (jIaZt)

394 And the ONT was without form, and Ace said unto them, write your own movie reviews, you fucking slackers.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 06, 2013 12:21 AM (SurGg)

395 391 F**k! Just snapped a string on my 8-string...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 12:18 AM (Vk2pI)


Why do you NEED more than seven strings?

Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)

396 226
Tom Hanks, go stick a pineapple up your fourth point of contact.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 11:01 PM

I think we can fairly assume that Hanks skipped history class the day the teacher discussed the Bataan Death March

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2013 12:22 AM (wwsoB)

397 Deepak Chopra tweets: Just like sex ? RT @A_Spinali: Why are people so aroused by mystical BS? It's pompous arrogant blather with nothing to substantiate it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:17 AM (piMMO)

Nobody wants sex with deepak
chopra

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:23 AM (EAAfY)

398 Hey morons and 'ettes, I'm back in Wisconsin for a final interview tomorrow. Been funemployed since September. Wish me luck!

Posted by: Timon at February 06, 2013 12:24 AM (zqEwm)

399 Why do you NEED more than seven strings?

Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)


8-string bass

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 12:25 AM (Vk2pI)

400 I always tune my guitars down a half-step so that I never suffer the embarrassment of saying "I snapped my G-string".

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 06, 2013 12:25 AM (SurGg)

401 Why do you NEED more than seven strings?

Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)


You need at least 10 or 11

Posted by: Michio Kaku at February 06, 2013 12:25 AM (Vk2pI)

402 Good luck, Timon!

Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:26 AM (S+/pH)

403 398
Much luck!

Posted by: Tuna at February 06, 2013 12:26 AM (M/TDA)

404 Timon, forgot to add that you prolly won't need luck.

Posted by: Kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:27 AM (S+/pH)

405 I present to you the relationship agreement, you will put up with my drunkeness, and i will put up with the stuff you guys talk about that I dont know what the fuck you are talking about, agree?
Sorry, watching the BBT
Good Luck Timon

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:27 AM (EAAfY)

406 Today, the Mrs & I celebrated 33 years since we "held ourselves forth as married," the only "requirement" under Oklahoma common law. Besides the of-age, pair, and man-woman limits, I mean.

It was many years later my late, sainted MiL told my mom she figured out, most people in Oklahoma don't get married that way.

Defending Common Law Marriage
words of mine
bit.ly/free2wed

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:27 AM (rf20m)

407 What he said makes absolutely no sense in any realm.

Sex is pompous, arrogant blather with nothing to substantiate it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:29 AM (piMMO)

408 Wish me luck!

Posted by: Timon at February 06, 2013 12:24 AM (zqEwm)


LUCK! LUCK! HAVE LUCK! LUCK!

Also, try to convince them you're the right one for the job. That will help too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:29 AM (bxiXv)

409 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 12:25 AM (Vk2pI)
So an assault 8 string bass?

Jk/. I'm applying liberal logic to eveRyday things.

Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:30 AM (sqp6o)

410 407 What he said makes absolutely no sense in any realm.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:29 AM (piMMO)


It's Deepak Chopra. His *job* is unintelligible blather.

He's just guessing about the sex thing, anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:33 AM (bxiXv)

411 and, just WHAT is the relationship between Hannah Minx and minx.cc?

It's time you knew. She's a cyborg, and minx.cc is her father.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2013 12:33 AM (xKC/c)

412 Best of luck Timon! Just be yourself, unless you're an unpleasant jackass, in which case, be someone else.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 06, 2013 12:33 AM (jIaZt)

413 He's just guessing about the sex thing, anyway.


***

eeew

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2013 12:34 AM (piMMO)

414 So an assault 8 string bass?

Teach a man to fish & he'll wear a funny hat with hooks and lures ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:35 AM (TvO05)

415 339
Thanks to fucking central planners, I can't use plastic grocery bags
anymore. Sure reusabr bags spread disease, and paper bags are just as
bad for the environment, but it made our betters feel good, so that's
what's important.



Nevermind that I shop.once a week for my family of 6, and carrying
in 30 paper bags will take half an hour. Never mind that I use those
plastic bags to throw out dirty diapers. Nope, the communist fucks would
rather I buy plastic trash bags and waste my time hauling in paper
bags.



Thank God I live 1/2 a mile from the city limits and can escape to
the suburbs to shop. Too bad that means leaving my favorite store and
driving (zomg, global warming!!) 15 miles round trip.



Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 11:46 PM (wsGWu)

Ah yes. Every little liberal hell hole thinks that enacting this is gonna save the world, just like making the grocery stores using paper bags 30 years ago would save the world.
Funny who this plastic bag ban will hit hardest, women and the poor. At any shopping mall, look at the women getting on the bus and what they are carrying. It's groceries, in plastic bags. Bags that can get wet and not break, but our liberal betters have told us that reusable bags are the best, so now these people will have to buy bags instead of necessities. Never mind that the baggers at grocery stores have no idea how to bag groceries anymore, I'm 100% positive that those paper bags won't be a problem. None whatsoever.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 06, 2013 12:36 AM (Zd/NW)

416  Og my fucking God. They banned paper bags too,,and spent 2 million dollars handing out "free" bags to the "poor". I hate this city so much. I'm pestering my husband to let us move to College Station.

Also, plastic bags are really cheap. I see an opportunity here.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:37 AM (wsGWu)

417 And how is Truth Teller different than a high-tech Magic 8-Ball?

"Is Obama telling the truth?" Shakes Truth Teller "Most Definitely Yes"
"Is Axelrod a tool?" Shakes Truth Teller "Future Looks Cloudy"
"Will a Drone Kill me for asking such a question?" Shakes Truth Teller "A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do"

Posted by: radioactive at February 06, 2013 12:38 AM (zZ7lF)

418
416 Og my fucking God. They banned paper bags too,,and spent 2 million dollars handing out "free" bags to the "poor". I hate this city so much. I'm pestering my husband to let us move to College Station. Also, plastic bags are really cheap. I see an opportunity here.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:37 AM (wsGWu)


Find out if they banned plastic bags there too first.

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2013 12:38 AM (GULKT)

419 It's Deepak Chopra. His *job* is unintelligible blather.



He's just guessing about the sex thing, anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:33 AM (bxiXv)


I always like to think of him as Dipstick Shoprag. Fits, somehow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2013 12:39 AM (673KB)

420 Defending Common Law Marriage words of mine bit.ly/free2wed
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:27 AM (rf20m)
I did the common law marriage for 14 years, we got married officially in December. Its just better. I wish you good luck, but I liked getting married, it mattered.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:39 AM (EAAfY)

421 Goodman wasn't acting.
Sitting around a table with a bunch of sober pilots will occasionally give you qualms about who is still flying.

Posted by: What SockPuppet at February 06, 2013 12:40 AM (wJPNi)

422 @Tom Hnaks fans...Shawshank Redemption was a great movie about the triumph of the human spirit.

On the other hand "Volunteers" reads more like my life and it keeps getting funnier every time I watch it.

I have to go "wash the peoples car now". The Scoamf wants to go out for pizza!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at February 06, 2013 12:40 AM (cCxiu)

423 Classic Deepak vs. actual thinking person moment:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/b5865au

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:42 AM (bxiXv)

424 I liked getting married, it mattered.
Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:39 AM (EAAfY)

Yup. Me too. And hubby even felt better. It's concrete. It's secure. It's just way better for both concerned. If you aren't married, you have one foot out the door.

Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:44 AM (S+/pH)

425 Heeeeelllllooooooo!!!








Posted by: Jake in ID at February 06, 2013 12:45 AM (jfSqj)

426 Og my fucking God. They banned paper bags
too,,and spent 2 million dollars handing out "free" bags to the "poor". I
hate this city so much. I'm pestering my husband to let us move to
College Station. Also, plastic bags are really cheap. I see an
opportunity here.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:37 AM (wsGWu)



Find out if they banned plastic bags there too first.

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2013 12:38 AM (GULKT)


Show up at the store with some burlap bags stencilled: "Sodium Cyanide, product of the American Cyanamid Company. Not for reuse." Now, cyanide was always shipped in drums, but the idiots at the store are very unlikely to know that. When asked, just say you got them at a farmer's market. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2013 12:45 AM (673KB)

427

Deepak Chopra??!?

You get better advice from us professionals ... be looking for the Jamaican colors, mon.


CALL ME NOW

($3.99 per minute)

Posted by: Miss Cleo consulting her Tarot Power Deck at February 06, 2013 12:46 AM (2Ddxk)

428 398 Hey morons and 'ettes, I'm backre a cuple steps ahead in Wisconsin for a final interview tomorrow. Been funemployed since September. Wish me luck!

Posted by: Timon at February 06, 2013 12:24 AM (zqEwm)

Good luxk. You're willing to work so you already a couple steps ahead.

Posted by: RWC at February 06, 2013 12:46 AM (sqp6o)

429 424 I liked getting married, it mattered. Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:39 AM (EAAfY) Yup. Me too. And hubby even felt better. It's concrete. It's secure. It's just way better for both concerned. If you aren't married, you have one foot out the door.
Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:44 AM (S+/pH

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:48 AM (EAAfY)

430 'ello, 'ello,
Jake in Idaho,

Would you like some Lutheran Church Supper lime jello?

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:48 AM (TvO05)

431 Where free plastic grocery bags have been banned, people BUY them, which shows many get re-used, as some comments show.. So stupid.

I like our reusable bags. Got some good ones. Better for some grocery items. Haven't died from them yet, but then, we don't eat off them. We often buy more than they'll hold, so we still have plenty of plastic, too.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:50 AM (p74mI)

432
Thanks TPH earlier for the proxy advice, my wife was successful in finding one and watched her video.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2013 12:51 AM (p/cQy)

433 Hey 'rons and 'ettes. A very good evening to you all.

Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 12:52 AM (3dXwx)

434 No, no, Lou. We ARE MARRIED. FULL AND LEGAL. IT'S THE LAW. Sheesh!

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (p74mI)

435 Piling on Lauren's rant - I prefer the paper bags. They hold more stuff more securely than the effing plastic bags. But the baggers, trained to load only three things (four, max) into the plastic bags tend to do the same with the paper bags.

Paper is renewable - just plant trees to replace the ones harvested. Recycle the paper. Compost it. It quickly biodegrades, unlike the plastic.

Sigh. Checking and Bagging is a lost art.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (BAS5M)

436 Speaking of grocery bags, anyone seen the Portlandia episode where Jack McBrayer happens to not have a bag? I have family connections to that store, and know that the owner is staunch conservative, so no hard feelings, OK? Funny shit.
http://tinyurl.com/76v89mf

Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (S+/pH)

437 Sleestak Chopra:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bbkrdcd

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (bxiXv)

438 Mildly amusing Sleestak Chopra twit:

https://twitter.com/SleestakChopra

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:56 AM (bxiXv)

439 So legal in fact when our daughter God the same thing, after her HUSBAND ran off, she had to go to court to get divorced. I repeat, sheesh!

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:56 AM (p74mI)

440 434 No, no, Lou. We ARE MARRIED. FULL AND LEGAL. IT'S THE LAW. Sheesh!
Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:53 AM (p74mI)

Oh, well thats good. I was not trying to dog you, like I said, hubby and I did comon law 14 years, and I was just telling youmy opinion. I was just really ready to make it official. God Bless!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 12:57 AM (EAAfY)

441 daughter DID the same thing

d@mn autoincorrect.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 12:58 AM (p74mI)

442 Apparently paper bags are banned too. All single use bags are banned.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:58 AM (wsGWu)

443 So if they pass a comprehensive immigration law and it includes kids brought into the Country as far back as '61, does that mean Barry will fess up since he won't have to worry about his terms being annulled?

Posted by: Daybrother at February 06, 2013 12:59 AM (+paCV)

444 398
Hey morons and 'ettes, I'm back in Wisconsin for a final interview tomorrow. Been funemployed since September. Wish me luck!


Good luck!
...and when they ask your greatest weakness, never answer "I'm too much of a perfectionist."

Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2013 12:59 AM (jgnqm)

445 That's not common law martiage. That's shacking up.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 01:00 AM (p74mI)

446 Apparently paper bags are banned too. All single use bags are banned.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:58 AM (wsGWu)

WTF?? So you cannot bring your own paper bag back into the grocery store for re-use? What do liquor stores use for cutomer purchases? Are you in Austin?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2013 01:00 AM (BAS5M)

447 Would you like some Lutheran Church Supper lime jello?
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 12:48 AM (TvO05)


sure, and a beer too

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 06, 2013 01:01 AM (jfSqj)

448 Loved one, Kalneva.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 01:02 AM (wsGWu)

449 FLIGHT did have a good crash scene. Also enjoyed (or appreciated is prob better word) the one in the Liam Neeson/Wolf movie a while back. Most of the rest I found tedious, prob since I spend most of my time and have lived my whole life with either drunks or druggies, and am one myself. Made for a traumatic entertaining childhood though

Posted by: Baldy at February 06, 2013 01:02 AM (opS9C)

450 ...and when they ask your greatest weakness, never answer "I'm too much of a perfectionist."

I'd also avoid responding with, "Hookers and blow. The cheaper the better."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 06, 2013 01:03 AM (hpDVh)

451 OK well I always seem to piss someone off, what the fuck??

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 01:03 AM (EAAfY)

452 Sigh. Checking and Bagging is a lost art.
*sighs with you*
My husband is so tired of my tirades against the lack of bagging training. Really? You are going to put all 12 cans in one bag? And then put my bag of frozen peas in with the shampoo? Drano goes with meat? They don't train these people. And if they are trained, they need to be fired. I long for places that let you bag your own groceries. Plus, I always arrange them on the belt the way they should be bagged. Doesn't fuckin' matter.
One time, at Costco, I had the guy loading the belt (I was doing it just fine, thank you very much) go back and get me a new bag of spinach, after he plunked a brick of cheese and a tray of meat on top of it on the belt. Hubby was chagrined, but that guy wasn't there the next time. I ask you, Morons? Asshole? Or consumer not wanting to go home with bruised spinach that's worthless? And I know he went back and brought back the same fuckin' bag of spinach. It was the principal.

Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (S+/pH)

453 no shit, didn't even notice we got a Superman:Unbound trailer last week

http://tinyurl.com/ad3q56c

looks better there than what the preview showed on Dark Knight Returns part 2

Posted by: Clara Peller at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (vJdyz)

454 Yes, I'm in Austin.

You can bring your own paper bag, but the retailer can't give you one.

I'm seriously considering selling plastic bags outside the major shopping center in our area. If the stores charge.more than $2.00/trip on some kind of "reusable" bag option, I could make a killing.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (wsGWu)

455 451 OK well I always seem to piss someone off, what the fuck??

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 01:03 AM (EAAfY)


If someone isn't pissed off, it's not a real internet discussion.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 01:05 AM (bxiXv)

456 I don't know all the rules of checkout bagging, but I'm sure "put everything heavy in one bag" is one of them.

Also, "fragile things go under something heavy," and "eggs go in a bag alone even if you're staring at a bag of chips and cotton puffs, which go in their own bag."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 01:07 AM (bxiXv)

457
453 no shit, didn't even notice we got a Superman:Unbound trailer last weekhttp://tinyurl.com/ad3q56clooks better there than what the preview showed on Dark Knight Returns part 2
Posted by: Clara Peller at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (vJdyz)


Supergirl is voiced by Nathan Fillion's redheaded daughter on Castle. I think Lois Lane is played by the actress that does Kate Becket

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2013 01:08 AM (GULKT)

458 Supergirl is voiced by Nathan Fillion's redheaded
daughter on Castle. I think Lois Lane is played by the actress that does
Kate Becket

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2013 01:08 AM (GULKT)

and Matt Bomer finally as Supes

Posted by: Clara Peller at February 06, 2013 01:09 AM (vJdyz)

459 Suddenly... Urusei Yatsura

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHLM_TrX5s

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 06, 2013 01:11 AM (Vk2pI)

460 Antisemitism baffles me, too. It's been going on for centuries, but I really don't know why Jews are convenient scapegoats.

The Jews are universally hated because Christ came from the Jews. It is a spirit world thing. Think about this; just two nations are considered covenant nations USA and Israel. Meaning in our foundations was a recognition of a relationship to God.

Now ask yourself why these two nations that have done more good for humanity are the most hated in the earth. The Jews have far more Noble Prize winners in medicine and real sciences in proportion to their population than any group by far. The USA has fought for freedom for others (now a thing of the past) than any other people in the history of the world. If you do not believe there is a God, you might begin to understand there is a Satan, too many things in history line up to a scenario where a invisible power is pulling the strings for evil purposes.

Posted by: Jehu at February 06, 2013 01:11 AM (cSD32)

461 450 ...and when they ask your greatest weakness, never answer "I'm too much of a perfectionist."

And never fart unless you are absolutely certain that it's silent, unscented, and dry.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 06, 2013 01:12 AM (n8LUb)

462 The bag thing is even more annoying since the manufacturers changed the plastic already and it bio-degrades quite well now. Even ones that have sat in the bottom of cupboard for a year start to dry out.

Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2013 01:13 AM (wJPNi)

463 If someone isn't pissed off, it's not a real internet discussion.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 01:05 AM (bxiXv)

Yep, and the mean words are creeping up, going night night. Tee Hee
Have a good night all.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 06, 2013 01:13 AM (EAAfY)

464 Night all.

Here is "Crazy Nights" by Loudness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oi7etAy_mA

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2013 01:15 AM (Vk2pI)

465 I always use the self-checkout line. I bag my groceries the way I want to. In addition, I don't have to worry about getting in line behind someone who wants to have a long conversation with the cashier.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2013 01:15 AM (sdi6R)

466
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 06, 2013 01:11 AM (Vk2pI)

wish we could get the blu-rays finally over here. They look really good

Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:16 AM (vJdyz)

467 The Torah and the Talmud say that sons of Ismael are Arabs and they are quarrelsome, but they are not the ones to try and destroy the Jews. The Amaleks, who are not Arab, are dedicated to the destruction of all Jews. For the record, Persians aka Iranians, are not Arab.

Posted by: thunderb at February 06, 2013 01:16 AM (Dnbau)

468 Me too, go nighty night. Loves to all.

Posted by: kalneva at February 06, 2013 01:17 AM (S+/pH)

469 I think Lois Lane is played by the actress that does Kate Becket

One of the few things I miss about TV: Kate Becket, mmmm....

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2013 01:18 AM (FcR7P)

470
My husband is so tired of my tirades against the lack of bagging training.>>

Do you think any bagger was trained? It is the absence of courtesy and pride that is no longer being taught in the home or school that makes bad baggers. The only trainer I ever had was old ladies yelling at me that I was doing it wrong. Pride made me do it right the next time.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244)

471 I'm a happy camper. It looks like I will finally get one of these in Nn3:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fileoodlebug_ebt_m1.jpg



Whazzap roonz and roonettez? Hanging at work tonight, oh what fun.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:24 AM (xa1/W)

472 Need some advice from any morons in the know. I've been getting (ack) nosebleeds for the last three weeks. Disgusting to the max. Have been battling the respiratory thing for about 6 weeks which has settled into a mere cold now. Will go for a day or three without any then get two or three in a day. Med sites make it sound trival. Wife says its high BP. Coworker says her grandkid had his nose cauterized which fixed his issue. I want it to stop. HELP

Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 01:24 AM (3dXwx)

473 And speaking of Persians, I know one this adorable persian girl that plays pen and paper D and D and is into Cosplay when she has the time.

Posted by: Jerry at February 06, 2013 01:24 AM (4SKYj)

474 In LA County the rationale for banning supermarket bags was that they were taking up a lot of landfill space. A study found that only .3 of a percent of landfill usage could be attributed to the bags, and most of those were serving as containment for trash and pet waste as opposed to the bags being merely tossed out.

It has gotten so frustrating trying to know what stores will have bags and which ones require you to bring your own. I know of two Vons locations less than a mile apart that are different in that respect. You have to really know the neighborhood to know one is in an unincorporated area.

Posted by: epobirs at February 06, 2013 01:25 AM (kcfmt)

475 eh...one of these rather:



http://tinyurl.com/axl52u7

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:26 AM (xa1/W)

476 Bring your own plastic bags, just to see the look on their face.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:26 AM (7xPCu)

477 472 Need some advice from any morons in the know. I've been getting (ack) nosebleeds for the last three weeks. Disgusting to the max. Have been battling the respiratory thing for about 6 weeks which has settled into a mere cold now. Will go for a day or three without any then get two or three in a day. Med sites make it sound trival. Wife says its high BP. Coworker says her grandkid had his nose cauterized which fixed his issue. I want it to stop. HELP
Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 01:24 AM (3dXwx)

Are you in a very dry environment? A humidifier would be preferable to a soldering iron up the schnozz.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:28 AM (7xPCu)

478 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:26 AM (xa1/W)

MONORAIL!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 01:28 AM (TvO05)

479 zeera, my youngest boy used to get nosebleeds in the winter, we finally had to take him in to get his blood vessels sealed in his nose. Now, no more nosebleeds, but I tell his sibs don't punch him in the nose cause I paid a bunch of money for it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:28 AM (xa1/W)

480 You can bring your own paper bag, but the retailer can't give you one.
I'm seriously considering selling plastic bags outside the major shopping center in our area. If the stores charge.more than $2.00/trip on some kind of "reusable" bag option, I could make a killing.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 01:04 AM (wsGWu)

Heh. I'm headed to Austin next week and I have a nice pile of Kroger paper bags that I was intending to recycle here. Mebbe I'll bring them along and sell them for some extra pocket money. Getting a Kramer/Newman bottle deposit vibe started.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2013 01:30 AM (BAS5M)

481 zeera, my youngest boy used to get nosebleeds in the
winter, we finally had to take him in to get his blood vessels sealed
in his nose. Now, no more nosebleeds, but I tell his sibs don't punch
him in the nose cause I paid a bunch of money for it.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2013 01:28 AM (xa1/W)

you can hit him as hard and for as long as you want, just don't leave any marks

Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:30 AM (vJdyz)

482 #472

My mother has had a problem with nose bleeds her whole adult life. A specialist once warned her to don't walk but run from anyone who suggested cauterization, as he could only support that in case where the conditions was actually life threatening.

There was a winter about twenty years ago in which I kept getting nosebleeds after a round of sneezing from a cold but once I got past the cold and the humidity changed it went away on its own.

Are you on any anti-clotting medications? That can really crank up a minor bleed into a messy situation.

Posted by: epobirs at February 06, 2013 01:31 AM (kcfmt)

483 Castle is on Hulu.

Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2013 01:32 AM (wJPNi)

484
Need some advice from any morons in the know. I've been getting (ack) nosebleeds for the last three weeks.>>

I used to get spontaneous nose bleeds as a teenager as did my brothers. But if this is something new (and your not in your teens) that can't be attributed to dry air go to the Doc. One of my brothers needed the cauterizing to get his to stop and he's had no trouble since.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:33 AM (qo244)

485 Not mad. Frustrated. As in what part of married legally was I unclear about. If I was SHOUTING, it's'cause it's too much hassle to do bracket italics on this cell.

Admittedly, Oklahoma's requirements are unusual if not unique, but all common law marriages are legal marriages. Sad that's not better understood. The keyword is common LAW.

As the Mrs was just saying, we married each other. We needed no State approval or registration. We still appreciate that it was just a contract with each other. And God, of course. As I wrote in the article I linked, it can be tricky, if it comes to divorce, if you didn't make it publicly clear you were married, and one party lies about it. That will never be a problem for us, though. If our marriage survived the fires of the past 33 years, I think we're solid. Plus, we're too lazy, and old, to break up.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 01:36 AM (8KGvR)

486 Bad baggers? Try Kroger, the absolute worst. We take the reusable ones plus some softsided coolers for the cold/frozen stuff. We even divide our order on the belt with the cold/frozen stuff separate from the general merchandise. They must think that the cooler means "shove all the heavy cans into it" because we always have to stop their smiling little faces and tell them that the cooler is for the cold shit.


Whenever we go to other stores, we never have that problem, just there.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 06, 2013 01:38 AM (Zd/NW)

487 473
And speaking of Persians, I know one this adorable persian girl


"Mann haley bazorg va boland hastam." 30% of the time, it works every time.

Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2013 01:38 AM (jgnqm)

488 #480

A real problem in CA is people trucking in loads of containers that were sold and their contents consumed in NV. From the 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?' school of governance, the fund that takes in and pays out recycling fees has been deeply in the red in recent years as a result.

I know if I lived on the CA/NV state border, as my brother did for a long time, I'd take an absurd pleasure in buying my groceries on the NV side so I could cash in the recyclables on the CA side. That people with large trucks have found it profitable is simple economics of the sorts politicians are incapable of performing.

Posted by: epobirs at February 06, 2013 01:39 AM (kcfmt)

489 hmm so they're rebooting Hitman with Paul Walker as Agent 47

Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:40 AM (vJdyz)

490 489 hmm so they're rebooting Hitman with Paul Walker as Agent 47
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:40 AM (vJdyz)

Good thing I've never heard of Hitman, Paul Walker or Agent 47.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:43 AM (7xPCu)

491 470

My husband is so tired of my tirades against the lack of bagging training.>>

Do
you think any bagger was trained? It is the absence of courtesy and
pride that is no longer being taught in the home or school that makes
bad baggers. The only trainer I ever had was old ladies yelling at me
that I was doing it wrong. Pride made me do it right the next time.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244)



Y'know, it's funny this should be coming up in discussion right now, being that the big event is coming up on the 10th -- http://tinyurl.com/aavqtdk

Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 01:44 AM (kaalw)

492 Some pretty funny ones on this hashtag

#DeepakChopraTweets

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2013 01:45 AM (wwsoB)

493 470

My husband is so tired of my tirades against the lack of bagging training.>>

Do
you think any bagger was trained? It is the absence of courtesy and
pride that is no longer being taught in the home or school that makes
bad baggers. The only trainer I ever had was old ladies yelling at me
that I was doing it wrong. Pride made me do it right the next time.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244)

On my 16th birthday I got a job at a neighborhood grocery store delivering groceries, stocking shelves, and just about anything else. I had a little old lady come in and ask where something was, I told her exactly where it was. The owner came out a few minutes later and asked me to come into the back. At that point I was pretty much read the riot act, and I was told that when someone asked us where something was, we went and got that item for them, period. My first lesson in what excellent customer service is.

I also learned how to get my beer on Saturdays from the hot cashier that I went to high school with a couple of years earlier. So win-win for me.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 06, 2013 01:46 AM (Zd/NW)

494 Not mad. Frustrated. As in what part of married legally was I unclear
about. If I was SHOUTING, it's'cause it's too much hassle to do bracket
italics on this cell.>>

I went upthread and don't see anything about the specific problem. Is it divorce,child support maybe alimony?

Since if you don't want to involve the govt those are the only issues they deal with.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:46 AM (qo244)

495 Good thing I've never heard of Hitman, Paul Walker or Agent 47.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:43 AM (7xPCu)

Hitman is a videogame series that stars Agent 47. Timothy Olyphant (Rayland on Justified) was in the first film which was really only notable for naked Olga Kurylenko

Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:46 AM (vJdyz)

496 "A cover letter from a young foreigner called "Ace" was posted to Reddit and then Funny Or Die and soon the rest of the Internet."

http://tinyurl.com/as2n363

Posted by: food fight! at February 06, 2013 01:48 AM (/b8+5)

497 Hitman is a videogame series that stars Agent 47. Timothy Olyphant (Rayland on Justified) was in the first film which was really only notable for naked Olga Kurylenko

Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 01:46 AM (vJdyz)

She's why I watched it 3 times.

Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2013 01:49 AM (j7iSn)

498 She's why I watched it 3 times.>>

Crap I must be old You all watch videogames now?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:51 AM (qo244)

499 485
Not mad. Frustrated. As in what part of married legally was I unclear
about. If I was SHOUTING, it's'cause it's too much hassle to do bracket
italics on this cell.



Admittedly, Oklahoma's requirements are unusual if not unique, but
all common law marriages are legal marriages. Sad that's not better
understood. The keyword is common LAW.



As the Mrs was just saying, we married each other. We needed no
State approval or registration. We still appreciate that it was just a
contract with each other. And God, of course. As I wrote in the article I
linked, it can be tricky, if it comes to divorce, if you didn't make it
publicly clear you were married, and one party lies about it. That will
never be a problem for us, though. If our marriage survived the fires
of the past 33 years, I think we're solid. Plus, we're too lazy, and
old, to break up.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 01:36 AM (8KGvR)


Actually, though I can't speak for other states, we actually paid our corporate attorney to review and summarize California law on this issue back in the 90's (don't ask why....).

California has -- partially as a result of the infamous Lee Marvin "palimony" case, completely stopped the recognition of "common law" marriages. Even before this, however, you were not married under "common law" if you did not hold yourself out as married in an "open and notorious" fashion (this has nothing to do with "bad" notoriety -- it was the same in squatter's rights cases. You can't just hide out on someone's land and say, "ding, three years! It's mine." -- you have to get your mail delivered there and answer the front door.).

Case in point, the BH and I have studiously avoided referring to ourselves as "Mr. and Mrs." or "husband and wife" for the two decades and such that we've been together -- which has been useful at times.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 01:54 AM (kaalw)

500 Happy Tuesday Night to you all ...

Better tomorrows.

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 01:54 AM (TvO05)

501 Good thing I've never heard of Hitman, Paul Walker or Agent 47.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 01:43 AM

Paul Walker was the undercover agent in Fast and Furious with Vin diesel. He was also in that Timeline movie, with what's his face... Billy Connolly.

Posted by: otho at February 06, 2013 01:55 AM (yBF/9)

502 Crap I must be old You all watch videogames now?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:51 AM (qo244)

Better than most movies, nowadays.

Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2013 01:55 AM (j7iSn)

503 I've never had any luck with common law winning lottery ticket claims ... but maybe I had a fool for a lawyer and a jackass for a client ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 06, 2013 01:56 AM (TvO05)

504 More a pity that I'm not!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 12:10 AM (bxiXv)


What are you writing, Merovign?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 06, 2013 01:58 AM (7um7O)

505 Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 01:36 AM (8KGvR)



Oh, and Mindful -- "common law" has a specific meaning in English-style jurisprudence. It means "everything that's been decided with precedent, so the state will recognize it as valid, but that hasn't been legislated and passed into law." So there are things like "not having to testify against your spouse" that were done in the Colonies because they'd been done since 1066 in Britain....but were never enacted by a state.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 01:59 AM (kaalw)

506 Arrrrgh.

Firefox is becoming unusable without some form of flash-block. If you have a dozen windows open, various flash ads will try to play, crash, and hang Firefox for a few minutes.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 06, 2013 02:03 AM (7um7O)

507 Paul Walker was the undercover agent in Fast and
Furious with Vin diesel. He was also in that Timeline movie, with what's
his face... Billy Connolly.

Posted by: otho at February 06, 2013 01:55 AM (yBF/9)

Only really good flick that he was in (and not a blink and miss it cameo like Flags of Our Fathers) was Running Scared though Joyride is a guilty pleasure ("Can I call you Candycane?")

Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 02:04 AM (vJdyz)

508 Wow, sorry if I made Lou... upset? something? This is why I usually avoid serious and go for lame jokes. I lack people skills, anyway, I'm told.

Maybe I need to go lurk mode again for a while. Like, til Ace releases my desktop IP or hell freezes over, which might be sooner.

Goooooood night, Gracies. God bless the horde, the bloggers, and please dear God, bless the United States of America, as Wild Bill says, again.

Posted by: Mindful STILL banned on the desktop at February 06, 2013 02:05 AM (Ynbgq)

509 #498

If you've never seen Red vs. Blue you've missed a treat.

Posted by: epobirs at February 06, 2013 02:05 AM (kcfmt)

510 472 --- When the membranes in your nose get dry, the capillaries break easily. Try applying Boroleum with a Q-tip inside your schnozz --- both nostrils, twice a day for a few days, then every night. Do this regularly during the winter or during/after a cold, anytime your nose might be irritated. (If you are in a dry environment, you may have to do it year round.)

If that doesn't slow then stop the problem, you may need cauterization.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2013 02:05 AM (C8mVl)

511 So, I'm hanging out in the FEDERAL lounge having a couple of dirty martini's and CHEM JEFF....no, he did not walk in......but that would be very cool if he did.....BARTENDER!!!....set me up........

Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:05 AM (kCCvE)

512 I do ok with AdBlock Plus and DoNotTrack (along with IE Tab + and tinyurl generator). The only thing I get is when it's ready to do an update, the old version's performance turns to crap.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 02:07 AM (kaalw)

513
Or was I having Gimlets......
BARTENDER!!!

Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:09 AM (kCCvE)

514 Only really good flick that he was in (and not a blink and miss it cameo like Flags of Our Fathers) was Running Scared though Joyride is a guilty pleasure ("Can I call you Candycane?")

Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 02:04 AM

He's not objectionable, as far as actors go. I used to sort of dislike him, as a kind of flavour of the week, H'wood type, though he was reasonably effective in F+F. But, with the passing of time and compared to the "actors" that get leading parts in movies these days, he shakes out a-ok.

Posted by: otho at February 06, 2013 02:10 AM (yBF/9)

515 Perhaps a spot of Kahlua and milk would put me to sleep.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2013 02:12 AM (C8mVl)

516 Shoot, I'm heading back to the bar......more fun there.....back in a couple of Par-Sec's..............

Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:13 AM (kCCvE)

517
Must Drink...and...Drive!!!!
Don't fret....gonna drive the lawnmower....sidewalk should be safe....

Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:17 AM (kCCvE)

518 ...and when they ask your greatest weakness, never answer "I'm too much of a perfectionist."

"Kryptonite", though, is acceptable.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 06, 2013 02:19 AM (Z/GFt)

519
Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:17 AM (kCCvE)

you know, you can actually get busted with a DUI on a lawnmover

Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 02:20 AM (vJdyz)

520 ...and when they ask your greatest weakness, never answer "I'm too much of a perfectionist."

Don't mention the two-meter-wide thermal exhaust port either.

Posted by: some fully armed and operational battle station at February 06, 2013 02:23 AM (Z/GFt)

521 498 She's why I watched it 3 times.>>

Crap I must be old You all watch videogames now?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2013 01:51 AM (qo244)

The last video game I played required a quarter to play.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 02:36 AM (7xPCu)

522 519
Posted by: Richard at February 06, 2013 02:17 AM (kCCvE)

you know, you can actually get busted with a DUI on a lawnmover
Posted by: The Dude at February 06, 2013 02:20 AM (vJdyz)

If you're drunk and asleep in the back seat of your vehicle, if the keys are in the ignition you just got yourself a DUI.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 06, 2013 02:39 AM (7xPCu)

523 Thanks for the replies. . .no meds, was doing a ton of aspirins (12-16/day) but quit those a month ago. Tried sleeping with a humidifier, didn't seem to make a difference, but work/home are VERY dry... guess I'll wait it out. Another reason to wish for the end of winter and arrival of spring. I'm just like a woman, keeping TP or kleenex with me at all times....

Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 02:47 AM (3dXwx)

524

Vitamin K effects the ability of blood to clot.

How is your vitamin K intake?

Posted by: Arbalest at February 06, 2013 03:01 AM (2Ddxk)

525 regarding mentioning perfectionism as a weakness, it matters who is making the claim. If you are a perfectionist and working on reforming you will understand and explain the problems with perfectionism much differently than a poseur who wants to sound cool.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at February 06, 2013 03:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

526 523---"... work/home are VERY dry."

Try the Boroleum!
An old country doc in Colorado recommended that to me many, many years ago. It has always worked for me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2013 03:03 AM (C8mVl)

527 I don't take vitamins so whatever K I get thru my diet is what I get... I do clot, big nasty clots... was wondering if there's an adult-onset Hemophila (kidding). I'll definitely do the Boroleum, thanks much!

Posted by: zeera at February 06, 2013 03:13 AM (3dXwx)

528 Little dick having screen test with piers on CNN
http://tinyurl.com/bew2emc

Posted by: food fight! at February 06, 2013 03:26 AM (/b8+5)

529 525
regarding mentioning perfectionism as a weakness, it matters who is
making the claim. If you are a perfectionist and working on reforming
you will understand and explain the problems with perfectionism much
differently than a poseur who wants to sound cool.


The problem with that sort of response is that identifying "perfectionism" as a weakness demonstrates a complete lack of self-awareness. It's like any variation on "here is a supposed weakness, which is actually a way to sell how great I am."

You need to be able to identify an unqualified negative in yourself. Something that does not have a significant "upside." By identifying that you recognize a true flaw, you demonstrate (1) you are actually trying to improve yourself; (2) you are humble; and (3) you aren't going to spaz out when I point how much of a fuckup you are.

If you want, you can say you are a perfectionist, but don't try to sell that as your "greatest weakness" unless you follow it up with "I am such an obsessive perfectionist that I am incapable of working on any other projects until I've already blown the original deadline."

Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2013 03:42 AM (jgnqm)

530 1) Nosebleeds - humidity, hydration, have vitamin deficiencies checked (vitamin K mentioned above) and mineral deficiencies. Some people have a harder time absorbing certain nutrients than others. It sucks horribly, doesn't it? Look into the Boroleum thing above and other ways to keep the inside surface protected - they will probably feel as funny as hell and affect breathing a little. Verify they are safe - some things are very unhealthy to inhale.

2) Hitman movie - I'd call it a competent B movie. Nobody really stood out, the action scenes were decent with occasional flaws, it's definitely an action movie. Worth seeing if you like that but don't expect "art" from it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 03:58 AM (bxiXv)

531 What are you writing, Merovign?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 06, 2013 01:58 AM (7um7O)


Working on two novels, one in the "heavy editing stage," several short stories, one I'm nervously getting ready to submit. I've been out of writing a long time and hoping I'm going to make a career of it this time - I admit that's kind of like the teenager who thinks he's going to play professional sports, a longshot.

I will be shamelessly letting people know when I'm going to be published again.

Mostly sci-fi, BTW, some of the shorts are "urban fantasy" and aimed at a themed anthology instead of just individual stories.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 04:01 AM (bxiXv)

532 This is me not looking at timestamps.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 04:14 AM (bxiXv)

533 If you want, you can say you are a perfectionist, but don't try to sell that as your "greatest weakness" unless you follow it up with "I am such an obsessive perfectionist that I am incapable of working on any other projects until I've already blown the original deadline."
Posted by: wooga at February

perfectionism is an unqualified negative. If you really are a perfectionist then you really do not give a damn about anything other than getting it perfect. of course it is likely that you will never achieve perfect so learning to aim for good enough, is a key thing for perfectionists.



Posted by: YankeeFifth at February 06, 2013 04:24 AM (Z9EHQ)

534 Perfect is the enemy of good enough

Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2013 04:54 AM (0cUd9)

535 I could honestly say that my "greatest weakness" is an inability to let go. One time, the BH and I were on vacation in Puerto Rico, when we stopped off at a nice place to have dinner. I excused myself to wash my hands and noticed a payphone in the hallway.



"Well, I'll just check in with the office....", I thought -- and discovered that they were "line down" in production. So I'm ripping apart the schedule and frantically reallocating, and finally getting a lid on things -- when the BH grabbed my free ear and yanked me away from the phone. I'd left her sitting for over half-an-hour....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2013 05:41 AM (kaalw)

536 Good morning. I am up early because once again Coast to Coast had on medical charlatans who said that all health problems are caused by eating acidic foods, and that the cure for this is to drink and eat only alkaline vegetables and no meat.

I actually heard this jerk say this would cure cancers and that deteriorating vertebra would regenerate once you went on this diet.

He has a web site and I am so damn mad I am sending a letter to the station manager this morning. I found his web site so I have proof of what claims he is making.

There are so many people with health problems and people like this make a nice living fooling people, many of whom could DIE because of his crack-brain claims. Also, of course, he will be at a "health freedom" expo in Long Beach, California (and also in Chicago, might I add).

Daggone it! These people are no better than the faith healers!

Sorry, but I had to get my rant out.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 06, 2013 05:50 AM (GoIUi)

537 Daggone it! These people are no better than the faith healers!
For these guys, "First do no harm" has morphed into "First get the money".

Posted by: Panhandler at February 06, 2013 06:07 AM (rZ5RE)

538 Good morning to you, good morning to you....gooooddd mooooorrrrrning good morning to you

Posted by: sven10077 at February 06, 2013 06:13 AM (LRFds)

539 Not sure if anyone is awake - here it's just after 10pm so hello from Down Underto whoever is around!

I haven't read any comments so I'm not sure if this was commented on

The video of that superfast US Rugby player - the game is not against NZ - it's Tonga

NZ always are in black, All Blacks for Rugby, Tall Blacks for basketball etc

Also it's a rugby 7's game not the 15 a side game

There - had to do this correction, can't allow media wrongdoing!!!!

Posted by: aussie at February 06, 2013 06:13 AM (8tH2L)

540 536 Miss Marple,

It's what they do...
I wish I could call them and ask if I should eat a 9 volt to get enough alkaline...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 06, 2013 06:14 AM (LRFds)

541 My greatest weakness is I give smartass answers to stupid questions.

Posted by: schizoid at February 06, 2013 06:15 AM (lpVjr)

542 #539 Hi, aussie! I sell a bunch of stuff to your countrymen and am very happy that the Australian dollar is doing well!

#540 sven, this is a stealth campaign. That Noury has a lot of crackpot truther-type stuff and is a lefty. However, someone who allows 3 hours to crackpot claims like that with NO cross-examination is doing nothing more than providing an infomercial and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a cut of the sales of "water ionizers" and MIRACLE HEALTH RETREATS TO ITALY.

If that were Rush Limbaugh having people on like that, he would have already been arrested for practicing medicine without a license.

Dang it makes me mad!

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 06, 2013 06:24 AM (GoIUi)

543 542 Miss Marple,

John Edwards was right there are two Americas, and I hope to make him more right than he knows as soon as possible.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 06, 2013 06:33 AM (LRFds)

544 541 My greatest weakness is I give smartass answers to stupid questions.

Posted by: schizoid at February 06, 2013 06:15 AM (lpVjr)

And?

Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2013 06:59 AM (j7iSn)

545 "What is your greatest weakness?"

Gawd I hate that type of interview that everyone seems to have gone to. And that is a hard question for me to answer and be honest. Why?
Because my lack of ability to work well with someone who doesn't understand that you owe an employer 8 hours work for 8 hours pay is my biggest weakness.

Tell us of a time when you used communication to solve a problem with a coworker.

Never. "Why not?" Because you can talk till you're blue in the face to the kind of person I described above and it will do no good. And if I'm working with good coworkers then, no problems to solve.

Posted by: teej at February 06, 2013 07:14 AM (epFwI)

546 Hi Miss Marple
Sorry about the delay - we were busy booking accommodation for a conference we're going to in March
The Aussie $ better stay high in the future when my daughter finally joins her hubby in San Diego and I visit with an empty suitcase to be filled with all those American goodies like shoes, more shoes and maybe some shoes as well (Much cheaper over there)

Posted by: aussie at February 06, 2013 07:18 AM (8tH2L)

547 Gabe,

Disruption caused by sequestration should be embraced by us as a feature, not a bug. The only way we are going to get the comfortably numb to wake up is to slap them hard, repeatedly. If sequestration is the first slap, so be it. Let's spread the pain instead of keeping it all to ourselves.

Posted by: Hari Seldon, Psychohistorian at February 06, 2013 07:29 AM (B3eax)

548 This is not news.
The Chastity League in Orwell's 1984.
In 1948 the real commies were all about free-love, in a world where that was frowned upon. In 1984 the book, the commies were about repressed chastity, in a world where everyone was hard up. Orwell did this on purpose.
It doesn't matter to the State whether or not sex or chastity is good for the individual or for the community, it matters to the State that IT gets to make personal decisions for the individual on every intimate choice.

The same for recycling garbage, or carpooling, or volunteering at inner city middle schools, or pediatricians handing out gun safety brochures. It doesn't matter to the Machine whether or not any of those choices are effective, it only matters that they made the decision for you.

The massive invasive tax code and welfare system exist in their current form, instead of a guaranteed minimum income system, so that the State can continue to micromanage every transaction of every person in North America.

Posted by: james at February 06, 2013 07:36 AM (ShZUT)

549 544
541 My greatest weakness is I give smartass answers to stupid questions.



Posted by: schizoid at February 06, 2013 06:15 AM (lpVjr)



And?

Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2013 06:59 AM (j7iSn)


And I'm actually going to give that answer if I'm ever asked that question again. I'll let y'all know how it goes.

Posted by: schizoid at February 06, 2013 07:36 AM (lpVjr)

550 532 This is me not looking at timestamps.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 06, 2013 04:14 AM (bxiXv)


I checked back. = )

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 06, 2013 02:41 PM (FzhYM)






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