Guess That Celebrity Seducer!

Bad boys.

I met a celebrity through my volunteer work, and we have flirted ever since we met. I’m young, unattached, and enjoy the occasional one night stand. This man has made it clear he wants to wine and dine me and then take me back to his place, and I’d take him up on the offer—I’m wildly attracted to his intensity and his passion for this cause—except for his tumultuous past. You can’t believe everything you read, but he has a pretty dodgy reputation, and his outbursts have sent him to jail before.... it’s also difficult to ignore how poorly he’s treated women in the past.

But I can manage to ignore it for a night, apparently.

I like how she claims she doesn't want his "money or celebrity" but apparently she's wildly attracted to him anyway.

Guess it's all that "intensity and passion." It's not like 3 out of 4 psychopaths in your local prison would have that same level of "intensity and passion."

But there's something special about this guy -- not his money or celebrity, mind you.

I notice she doesn't say he's handsome, which is sort of a nod in the direction of JamieWF's guess.

I have my own guess: That's right, America's hardest-working actor, Brian Dennehy.

But seriously, I love that she's writing a public letter to an advice columnist and asking "Hey should I bang this sketchy semi-psychotic with a history of mistreatment of women?"

I also love that the columnist says, "Absolutely!" Well, she says something like "If you'd look back on the experience fondly, then do it; if not, then don't."

Doesn't really seem to be any judgment here -- not even about the part about "how poorly he's treated women in the past." Not even a question about that.

Meanwhile? That Audi commercial?

Why that's just terrible.


Current Frankfurt-School Feminism

Logic and consistency are patriarchal constructs.

Posted by: Ace at 06:11 PM



Comments

1 Sean Penn.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:12 PM (r2PLg)

2 David Letterman

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 05, 2013 06:12 PM (k6b4q)

3 And she works for--

Dixie cups.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:13 PM (r2PLg)

4 Charlie Sheen

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 05, 2013 06:13 PM (9+ccr)

5 I'd say Ron Palillo, but he just passed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 05, 2013 06:13 PM (K+mtQ)

6 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wse_hgca220

You forgot a couple

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 05, 2013 06:13 PM (jucos)

7 Mel Gibson

Posted by: mugiwara at February 05, 2013 06:13 PM (hpYnL)

8 7
Mel Gibson


Posted by: mugiwara at February 05, 2013 06:13 PM (hpYnL
That was my second guess...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 05, 2013 06:14 PM (9+ccr)

9 Frankfort, Kentucky has a school?

Reminder: "Justified" is on tonight .

Posted by: Andy at February 05, 2013 06:15 PM (CofEF)

10 We can safely eliminate Bawney Fwank.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 05, 2013 06:15 PM (ndlFj)

11 This is what happens women when you think with your lady parts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:15 PM (x7WAu)

12 It's Rihanna.

Chris Brown.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:15 PM (r2PLg)

13 Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 05, 2013 06:15 PM (K+mtQ)

14 I guess Jim Nabors is right out as well

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 05, 2013 06:15 PM (jucos)

15 I will put in the first vote for Hasselhoff. He even treats his daughter like shit.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 05, 2013 06:16 PM (jucos)

16 Bad Boys


Was that a nod to it being Martin Lawrence?

Posted by: shot in the dark at February 05, 2013 06:17 PM (hi03F)

17 Larry King?

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2013 06:17 PM (X6akg)

18 Damn it --they guessed Sean Penn at the link. Swear I didn't look.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:17 PM (r2PLg)

19

The ultimate bad boy: Billy F**cking Idol

Posted by: beach at February 05, 2013 06:17 PM (LpQbZ)

20 I was thinking Alec Baldwin as well; who's to say that it's a "national" celebrity, though - might just be a local.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 05, 2013 06:17 PM (ADnWI)

21 I don't think Charlie Sheen has been sent to jail has he?

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:17 PM (GULKT)

22 Sean Penn was in something called Bad Boys as well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 05, 2013 06:18 PM (K+mtQ)

23 Sean Penn, and he is ugly

O/T I finally listened to Mark Levin's rant on Rove from last night. He was great.

I posted that Rove was going to go after incumbent conservatives Sunday here but no one was interested in that, it was Super Bowl Sunday.

Sven, teej- Yes I did see a doctor. Nothing to do about my tailbone. It got worse yesterday for some reason. Thank you,
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at February 05, 2013 06:18 PM (z4WKX)

24 Don Knotts.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 05, 2013 06:18 PM (WvXvd)

25 Her tibia and scalp will make a fine addition to his trophy box.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 06:18 PM (J6hHs)

26 OJ Simpson

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 06:18 PM (Ri+tH)

27 jaleel "urkle" white

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:19 PM (LCRYB)

28 Because i'm smarter than those other girls t i of course will not get hurt by this guy .


yeah sure You are one that actually has knowledge of his history.

But yeah goferit, cause you will be better at the game.



later, Dear _____, I wrote you several months ago about this really passionate guy. I really feel burned He knocked my block off , and i just can't believe it!

what do i do now?

Posted by: ette at February 05, 2013 06:19 PM (nqBYe)

29 First, I think of a man. Then I remove all reason and responsability.

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 05, 2013 06:19 PM (I2LwF)

30 Billy Dee Williams.

DV against his wife.

He's passionate about Colt 45, and things that work.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2013 06:19 PM (XamBN)

31 Matty Yglesias.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:19 PM (r2PLg)

32 Zombie Rudolf Valentino

Posted by: pep at February 05, 2013 06:19 PM (6TB1Z)

33
So, for a meal and some wine, approx $70 bucks, she'll fuck him. She's a $70 buck hooker.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:20 PM (jwumz)

34 Ezra Klein.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:20 PM (r2PLg)

35 charles manson

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (LCRYB)

36
But seriously, I love that she's writing a public letter to an advice
columnist and asking "Hey should I bang this sketchy semi-psychotic
with a history of mistreatment of women?"


I also love that the columnist says, "Absolutely!" Well, she says something like "If you'd look back on the experience fondly, then do it; if not, then don't."





No, no, no, if you don't look back on the experience fondly, scream rape, hire Gloria Allred and then settle out for a check with a lovely number of zeros on it. C'mon, I cannot believe that I'm the only one who assumes that's what the plan really is here.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (Gk3SS)

37 well, here's a site with over a hundred "arrested celebs"

http://tinyurl.com/a83szog

Daniel Baldwin was the first likely candidate for me.

Posted by: mallfly at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (bJm7W)

38 Urkle did time? What's the world come to?

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (Ri+tH)

39 chris brown

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (GVxQo)

40 A-Rod. Nah I guess not. I hear the steroids shrink the business end for sex?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (9Bj8R)

41 That POS thug -- Ben Rapistburger.

Posted by: Ray Lewis at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (hi03F)

42 Whoever the guy is, I can see a donkey punch, cell phone cinema going viral, an appearance before Congress addressing violence against women.
Sandra Fluck as a new BFF. Blood work coming back for at least three STD's one being antibiotic resistant. An abortion. An appearance with David Letterman.

This will not end well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (bTPOR)

43 He seems to have treated ScarJo okay, if you ignore the fact that he dumped her.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (jwumz)

44 I posted that Rove was going to go after incumbent conservatives Sunday here but no one was interested in that, it was Super Bowl Sunday.


Yep. Same here. One day of the year current events is apparently embargoed.

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 05, 2013 06:21 PM (I2LwF)

45 Ace, it's Frankfurt as in Germany, not Frankfort Kentucky.

Posted by: Decaf at February 05, 2013 06:22 PM (NmvvV)

46 AlextheChick, you expect this bit of bimbo fluff to have such a cunning plan?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:22 PM (x7WAu)

47 yeah but the guy apparently "volunteers" too...

Just for fun I googled "Bill Maher volunteer." I didn't really find anything.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:22 PM (LCRYB)

48 Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Bob Menendez
Zombie Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 05, 2013 06:22 PM (mRPM8)

49 who's doing "community service" right now?

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:23 PM (GVxQo)

50 >>Ace, it's Frankfurt as in Germany, not Frankfort Kentucky.

ah, ja. Bitte.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:23 PM (LCRYB)

51 I really don't care but women who like her get what they deserve.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2013 06:24 PM (9XBK2)

52 >>>Urkle did time? What's the world come to?

just kidding, naming unlikely candidates

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:24 PM (LCRYB)

53 volunteer work could be a fancy term for picking up trash on the side of the road in the orange vest......

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:24 PM (GVxQo)

54 Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: real joe at February 05, 2013 06:24 PM (gry0R)

55 I meant danke.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:24 PM (LCRYB)

56 AlextheChick, you expect this bit of bimbo fluff to have such a cunning plan?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:22 PM (x7WAu)



Yup. Bits of bimbo fluff like that are quite wily when scheming how to use their lady parts to make money.


If not the rape scenario, it's getting "accidentally" pregnant and then either the payoff for the abortion or keep it and get the child support and hush money payments.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 05, 2013 06:25 PM (Gk3SS)

57 Penn does all that volunteer work in Haiti, hence that guess. Doesn't make him any less an asshole.

Posted by: JWF at February 05, 2013 06:25 PM (1l37M)

58 Andy Dick.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:25 PM (r2PLg)

59 Billy Ayers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:25 PM (+z4pE)

60 Hannibal Lecter ?

Posted by: USCitizen at February 05, 2013 06:25 PM (ZcTwP)

61 hal holbrook

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:25 PM (LCRYB)

62 Feminists actually do believe that (Aristotelian) logic is a patriarchal construct and are attempting to "birth" a new form of logic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:25 PM (tbBtG)

63 Who is that ugly guy that Halle Berry is dating? Is Michael Douglas' kid out of jail yet? Another guess- Michael Vick

Posted by: museisluse at February 05, 2013 06:26 PM (G4YiV)

64 Tom Sizemore

Posted by: BuckIV at February 05, 2013 06:26 PM (gedHR)

65 Henry Pym?

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:26 PM (GULKT)

66 Brian Griffin.

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 05, 2013 06:26 PM (I2LwF)

67 Don Rickles.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:26 PM (l86i3)

68 Eminem.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at February 05, 2013 06:26 PM (ALlDk)

69 zombie ike turner

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (GVxQo)

70 boz scaggs

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (LCRYB)

71 >>>Urkle did time? What's the world come to?


This would make being a contestant on his show (Total Blackout) a hell of a lot scarier.

That or a megasharktopusaconda.

Posted by: SyFy Execs at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (hi03F)

72 I bet it's some D-list celeb that very few people have heard of.

Posted by: TAO at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (imn/8)

73 Verne Troyer

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (K+mtQ)

74 Randy Travis and his bitchin' camaro.

Posted by: no good deed at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (mjR67)

75 Charlie Sheen. But maybe not. She didn't say anything about him paying her.

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (Yto5R)

76 Stephen Hawking?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (bTPOR)

77 Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (r2PLg)

78 the Impossible Is Nothing guy

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (LCRYB)

79 Michael Richards?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (vU7KM)

80 re 62: I remember years ago that some fems were claiming that mathematics was invented by men in a way that made it too hard for women to understand (or some nonsense like that) but as usual they failed to come up with a feminist version of the subject

Posted by: mallfly at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (bJm7W)

81 the rapper who had a fake charity in Haiti?

Plaxico Burress?

Posted by: museisluse at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (G4YiV)

82 Ray Lewis! It's Ray Lewis!

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (3Uy4y)

83 Randy Travis and his bitchin' camaro.
Posted by: no good deed at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (mjR67)


Adding the car made it golden.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (l86i3)

84 I've cleared my calendar for the next six months.

Posted by: Gloria Allred at February 05, 2013 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

85 Shamwow Guy

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2013 06:28 PM (NTBjC)

86 marc anthony

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:28 PM (GVxQo)

87 Horse-man

Posted by: Y-not at February 05, 2013 06:28 PM (5H6zj)

88 roger clemens

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:28 PM (GVxQo)

89 What "cause" is Mel Gibson so passionate and intense about?

I say that it's not him.

Alec Baldwin or Sean Penn seem more likely.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:28 PM (piMMO)

90 "80 re 62: I remember years ago that some fems were claiming that mathematics was invented by men in a way that made it too hard for women to understand (or some nonsense like that) but as usual they failed to come up with a feminist version of the subject

Posted by: mallfly at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (bJm7W) "

Well, if they have trouble understanding mathematics...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (tbBtG)

91 I just think Sean Penn would be too big a star to deal with this back-and-forth kind of thing.

He has serious money and he isn't going to do the ongoing flirtation business.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (T0NGe)

92 29 First, I think of a man. Then I remove all reason and responsability.

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 05, 2013 06:19 PM (I2LwF)




And spelling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

93 Stephen Hawking?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2013 06:27 PM (bTPOR)


That's disgusting.
And using that little stick doesn't count as "sex."

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (8ZskC)

94 lol anthony weiner!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (GVxQo)

95 Chris "I'll black yo eye beotch" Brown

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (l86i3)

96 What we have is postmodern feminism - whatever they say it is. And usually it'snot whatever sensible people expect it to be.

A few years ago there was a lot of bruhaha about the glass ceiling and these poor disadvantaged high flying women who were burdened by children. Their solution was to hire Third World nannies so they could be just like men.

It never occurred to these oh-so-sesitive feminists that to achieve their goals that it was perfectly OK to have other women do the jobsthey wouldn't do, proving that feminism is only for the elite just as it used to be for aristocracy in ages past. What horrified me the most is that nobody saw the inconsistency.

Posted by: Decaf at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (NmvvV)

97 Warwick Davis

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (NTBjC)

98 Lindsay Lohan

Posted by: museisluse at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (G4YiV)

99 Christian Bale.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (vU7KM)

100 .boz scaggs?

In my yout I really liked his music..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (9+ccr)

101 78
the Impossible Is Nothing guy


Didn't he off himself? Maybe she's necro-curious?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (J6hHs)

102 John McEnroe

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (GVxQo)

103 Alec Baldwin just got married again. I don't think it was him.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (M/TDA)

104 Piers Morgan ?

Posted by: USCitizen at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (ZcTwP)

105 80 re 62: I remember years ago that some fems were claiming that mathematics was invented by men in a way that made it too hard for women to understand (or some nonsense like that) but as usual they failed to come up with a feminist version of the subject


If you need new shoes that cost $60, buy $100 shoes at 20% off instead! Then you have made a profit of $20 on the transaction!

If you do it three times in one shopping trip, the $60 shoes have paid for themselves!

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (I2LwF)

106
I'm a haveta go with Bobby Brown. I'm a haveta guess the "cause" is crack.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (a9L+B)

107 Deacon Jones

Posted by: No Feet Johnson at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (KHo8t)

108 peewee herman? Or does he only play with himself?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (9Bj8R)

109 Bill Clinton.


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (hi03F)

110
If not the rape scenario, it's getting "accidentally" pregnant and then either the payoff for the abortion or keep it and get the child support and hush money payments.

True Story time:

We had a gal in our little machine shop a while back who took a liking to one of the owner's sons. They dated for a few months, then she comes up preggers.

Her name was Nancy. There was one of those little plaqes on her office door with the interchangeable letters on it. I got the box of letters and changed it to read, "PregNancy."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (+z4pE)

111 Flava Flav

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (l86i3)

112 It was me. I also gave her a free lesson at my acting school

Posted by: Nick Searcy at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (Yto5R)

113 Andrew Mendoza and his bucket?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (8ZskC)

114 72
I bet it's some D-list celeb that very few people have heard of.


Kathy Griffin?

Posted by: pep at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (6TB1Z)

115 Sean Connery, or some other Highlander.

There can be only one.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (vU7KM)

116
Al Gorezeera. Taken?

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (a9L+B)

117 @99 Hmmm. Christian Bale has gone to jail and has had outbursts.

Posted by: TAO at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (imn/8)

118 Michael Moore.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (r2PLg)

119 "96 What we have is postmodern feminism - whatever they say it is. And usually it'snot whatever sensible people expect it to be.

A few years ago there was a lot of bruhaha about the glass ceiling and these poor disadvantaged high flying women who were burdened by children. Their solution was to hire Third World nannies so they could be just like men.

It never occurred to these oh-so-sesitive feminists that to achieve their goals that it was perfectly OK to have other women do the jobsthey wouldn't do, proving that feminism is only for the elite just as it used to be for aristocracy in ages past. What horrified me the most is that nobody saw the inconsistency.

Posted by: Decaf at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (NmvvV) "

Consistency is a patriarchal construct. See, it's all ... consistent.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (tbBtG)

120 Bill Clinton . Yes, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (M/TDA)

121
103 Alec Baldwin just got married again. I don't think it was him.
Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (M/TDA)


Uh why would that stop him?

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:31 PM (GULKT)

122 Fred Rogers

Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (vVv3V)

123 Al Gore

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (M/TDA)

124 Dennis Rodman

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (VSWPU)

125 Alec Baldwin just got married again. I don't think it was him.


***


Riiiiight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (piMMO)

126 92 29 First, I think of a man. Then I remove all reason and responsability.

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 05, 2013 06:19 PM (I2LwF)



And spelling.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)



LOL Ouch man, get your dick out of my face

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (I2LwF)

127 "105 80 re 62: I remember years ago that some fems were claiming that mathematics was invented by men in a way that made it too hard for women to understand (or some nonsense like that) but as usual they failed to come up with a feminist version of the subject


If you need new shoes that cost $60, buy $100 shoes at 20% off instead! Then you have made a profit of $20 on the transaction!

If you do it three times in one shopping trip, the $60 shoes have paid for themselves!

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 05, 2013 06:30 PM (I2LwF) "

:-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (tbBtG)

128 Definitely Michael Cera.

Posted by: fb at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (JVEmw)

129 121
Point taken.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (M/TDA)

130 Nick Nolte.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (r2PLg)

131
Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

Posted by: Carla Bruni at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (a9L+B)

132 Jimmie J.J. Walker

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (8ZskC)

133 I suppose my reply of "Have you no self-respect? Have you no pride?" would not cut it in the advice-column world today.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (C8mVl)

134 Stuart Smalley

Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (vVv3V)

135 Fred Rogers
Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:32 PM (vVv3V)


Hey Now, Fred was raptured and sits at the foot of the lord. He loves us, all of us, do not fuck with Fred.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (l86i3)

136 Hmmm. Christian Bale has gone to jail and has had outbursts.


***

And is involved, I believe in children's charities.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (piMMO)

137 Gary Busey's face.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (vU7KM)

138 Chris Brown.

Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (wsGWu)

139 Tommy Lee

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (VSWPU)

140 Tim Tebow!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (piMMO)

141 Don't do it, honey. Think of the poor bastard that hooks up with you later.

Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (WM+rJ)

142 @103 All these celebs cheat. D-bags

Posted by: TAO at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (imn/8)

143 Huell Howser

Posted by: CAC at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (twQE8)

144 MATT DAMON!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (NzBQO)

145 "133 I suppose my reply of "Have you no self-respect? Have you no pride?" would not cut it in the advice-column world today.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (C8mVl) "

Slut shaming? Sexist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (tbBtG)

146 I love this, "I’m young, unattached, and enjoy the occasional one night stand."



So she has no qualms about one night stands with someone she doesn't really know who could cut her up in little pieces and hide them in the nearest dumpster....but she's writing for advice about a celebrity that has a reputation?


Ooooook.

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (X6akg)

147 Robert Downey Jr.?




*throws panties*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (piMMO)

148
Pee Wee Herman?

(I never liked that guy)

Posted by: Cheech Marin at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (a9L+B)

149 boz scaggs

Ha, ha, ha. Why not?

Posted by: Decaf at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (NmvvV)

150 Whore: "I'm wildly attracted to his intensity and his passion for this cause"

Let me guess... The Cause is free contraception and taxpayer-funded abortion?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (eHIJJ)

151 "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Gotta be.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (LCRYB)

152 Billy Clinton

Posted by: Killerdog at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (Oi60j)

153 Don't forget the "Safe Word"!

Posted by: Paladin at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (QGbEp)

154 I don't think it's Christian Bale. Doesn't seem like the type.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (M/TDA)

155 Keith Olbermann?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (UOM48)

156 I guess I should have expected that. It is a modus operendi. Have the fling, claim being preggers, either hold out for a trust fund or hush money to abort. While forgetting how some celebrities react to such antics, anyone remember that 'nice boy' Carolina Panther who arranged a hit on his pregnant girlfriend. But this bit of fluff will convince herself that nothing like that could ever happen to her. All I can say to her is, watch out for traffic stops and elevator shafts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (x7WAu)

157 Her name was Nancy. There was one of those little
plaqes on her office door with the interchangeable letters on it. I got
the box of letters and changed it to read, "PregNancy."


Posted by: BackwardsBoy,
--------------------------------------------
You should of put
" Employee of the Month "

Posted by: American Dawg at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (trA4n)

158 Vincent Hanna.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (KhZSt)

159
136 Hmmm. Christian Bale has gone to jail and has had outbursts. *** And is involved, I believe in children's charities.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:33 PM (piMMO)


Have his outbursts been directed at women though? I think there was one.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (GULKT)

160 Slut shaming? Sexist.


****

No. #thatsadronestrike

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (piMMO)

161 Tim Tebow!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (piMMO)
Timmy had that huge breasted girlfriend a few years back in Florida. (Google image search that, and you're welcome). If he's still with her all kidding aside no way in hell he'd be screwing around.

Posted by: CAC at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (twQE8)

162 Zombie Moe Howard

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (9XBK2)

163 Teach me Tiger. wha wha wha wha

Posted by: May Steven at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (bGlsD)

164 In the current Obanomy, getting beaten by a celebrity would be a bright spot in most people's lives.

Posted by: JDTAY at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (a0nis)

165 Michael Moore

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (NzBQO)

166 "Well, she says something like "If you'd look back on the experience fondly, then do it; if not, then don't.""

What is so offensive to you about this response that merits scorn? She's basically saying "take responsibility for your actions". Are you just fishing for shit to bitch about?

Posted by: MadisonConservative at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (sb+ta)

167 John Edwards

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (Vjplh)

168 Keith Olbermann?

****

BC got a rise out of him earlier today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (piMMO)

169 Guessing how stupid this bimbo is, It is likely a former Detroit Mayor, Illinois Governor or NJ politician.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (zLp5I)

170 My first thought was Chris Brown but then again name any rapper and you could be right.

Posted by: Decaf at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (NmvvV)

171
Darryl Dawkins, AKA Chocolate Thunder?

Posted by: Lew Alcindor at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (a9L+B)

172 Casey Kasem with a long-distance dedication.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (vU7KM)

173 Danny Bonaduce?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (J6hHs)

174 "156 I guess I should have expected that. It is a modus operendi. Have the fling, claim being preggers, either hold out for a trust fund or hush money to abort. While forgetting how some celebrities react to such antics, anyone remember that 'nice boy' Carolina Panther who arranged a hit on his pregnant girlfriend. But this bit of fluff will convince herself that nothing like that could ever happen to her. All I can say to her is, watch out for traffic stops and elevator shafts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (x7WAu) "

Operandi. :-P


(I think.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (tbBtG)

175 Ace,

Are you going to review Seven Psychopaths ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (NTBjC)

176 Guessing how stupid this bimbo is, It is likely a former Detroit Mayor, Illinois Governor or NJ politician.
Posted by: rd at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (zLp5I)

Don't forget Silky Pony.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (l86i3)

177 Kobe Bryant

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (VSWPU)

178 Gentle Ben

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (Yto5R)

179 Ira Einhorn?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (J6hHs)

180 marv albert

>>>Are you going to review Seven Psychopaths ?

why do you ask?

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (LCRYB)

181 David Carradine was seen hanging around.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (8ZskC)

182 Gentle Ben

****

Always makes me giggle

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (piMMO)

183 Woody Allen

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (VSWPU)

184 james taylor

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (GVxQo)

185 Rob Parker, cornball brother detector, and a man who is down with the cause.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (NzBQO)

186
175 I thought it sucked, but I'm not that deep.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (a9L+B)

187 Do we get to find out or this thread just a time killer.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (M/TDA)

188 Bob Menendez?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (UOM48)

189 tom cruise

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (GVxQo)

190 And notice no one has offered up TFG as the possible object of affection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (x7WAu)

191 Paul Dano

Posted by: fb at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (JVEmw)

192 Larry O'Donnell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (UOM48)

193 Can we have a hint?

Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (vVv3V)

194 Louie Anderson

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (K+mtQ)

195 "166 "Well, she says something like "If you'd look back on the experience fondly, then do it; if not, then don't.""

What is so offensive to you about this response that merits scorn? She's basically saying "take responsibility for your actions". Are you just fishing for shit to bitch about?

Posted by: MadisonConservative at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (sb+ta) "

Whim worship. Hedonism. Epicureanism. Nihilism. Etc.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (tbBtG)

196 Scott Peterson

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (VSWPU)

197 >>>Are you going to review Seven Psychopaths ? why do you ask?
Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (LCRYB


How about a Netflix recommendation instead? Pool Hall Junkies

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (GULKT)

198 Fliiper slapped a bitch,

They call him Flipper
Flipper the cool little Dolphin
Gets pussy often
Under the sea.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (l86i3)

199 why do you ask?

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (LCRYB)

Oh, hell.

I just got it from Netflix.

Actually....it takes Ace a while to write 10,000 words, so I'm okay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (GsoHv)

200
Russell Crowe?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (vU7KM)

201
Chaz Bono.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (a9L+B)

202 Hilary Swank.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (KhZSt)

203 Flipper?

Posted by: scuba diver what knows dolphins get rapey at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (hi03F)

204 >>>What is so offensive to you about this response that merits scorn? She's basically saying "take responsibility for your actions". Are you just fishing for shit to bitch about?

no that's your schtick, Angry Man of the Interwebz.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (LCRYB)

205 Rahm Emmanuel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (UOM48)

206 Charlie Sheen

Posted by: RWC (pawnbroker) at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (sqp6o)

207 33
So, for a meal and some wine, approx $70 bucks, she'll fuck him. She's a $70 buck hooker.
Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:20 PM (jwumz)

70 Buck Fuck: Come'n Get It!

Posted by: Trader Joe's at February 05, 2013 06:39 PM (7PqWL)

208 Today at the White House, President Barack Obama will bring in “progressive and labor leaders” for an immigration discussion. He’ll also be meeting with “business leaders” to discuss the same topic.

“In the afternoon, the President will continue his dialogue with outside leaders on a number of issues – including immigration reform and how it fits into his broader economic agenda, and his efforts to achieve balanced deficit reduction. The President will host two separate meetings at the White House, one with progressive and labor leaders and the other with business leaders. These meetings in the Roosevelt Room are closed press,” the president’s White House schedule reads.

Here is list of expected attendees for the “progressive and labor leaders” discussion, as provided by the White House:

Deepak Bhargava, Center for Community Change
Marshall Fitz, Center for American Progress
Wade Henderson, Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights
Marielena Hincapie, National Immigration Law Center
Deepa Iyer, NCAPA/SAALT
Ben Jealous, NAACP
Cristina Jimenez, United We Dream
Eliseo Medina, SEIU
Mee Moua, Asian American Justice Center
Janet Murguia, National Council of la Raza
Ali Noorani, National Immigration Forum
Arturo Rodriguez, United Farm Workers
Frank Sharry, America’s Voice
Rachel Tiven, Immigration Equality
Gustavo Torres, Casa de Maryland
Richard Trumka, AFL-CIO


Look at that list of commie bastards fouling up our White House????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (9Bj8R)

209 Bob Beckel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (UOM48)

210 Chris Brown. Bet they met during his court-ordered community service.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (CA2NO)

211 200
I think he's trying to get his wife back so I doubt it's him.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (M/TDA)

212
Anyone else stop to read the letter below?
The woman whose upset that her husband said he'd kill her if she ever cheated on him.

Apparently that's grounds for some serious counseling according to Ms. Whatever her name is.
Banging a violent celebrity, just life in your 20s!
Ace is right, logic need not apply.

Posted by: tsrblke at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (GaqMa)

213 62 Feminists actually do believe that (Aristotelian) logic is a patriarchal construct and are attempting to "birth" a new form of logic.

Nah.
They're just adopting 'Dick Logic' -- what guys do -- and trying to mask their hypocrisy with some sort of prissy itellectual-soundingfacade.

Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (BZMZX)

214
The Right Hon. Harry Reid.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (a9L+B)

215 Silvio Berlusconi

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (Vjplh)

216 Dr. George Fishbeck

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (VSWPU)

217 GREG KELLY

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (GVxQo)

218
Mel Gibson

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (jwumz)

219 Bob Beckel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (UOM4

MMM kay. Works.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (l86i3)

220 Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (SUKHu)

221 Clyde?

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (Yto5R)

222 214

The Right Hon. Harry Reid.


Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (a9L+B)



Vomit, meet keyboard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (UOM48)

223
WE'LL DO IT LIVE

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (vU7KM)

224 >>>Are you going to review Seven Psychopaths ?

why do you ask?

Posted by: ace


Because I saw it but have no idea if it was good or bad. Rockwell does a great job and Walken is Walken, but errm... It rides a fine line of being super-self aware and somewhat humorous.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (NTBjC)

225 bill oreilly

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (GVxQo)

226 Michael Lohan

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (VSWPU)

227 And today was IHOP's Pancake Day.

St. Pancake was unavailable for comment. Seems she was buried in work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (x7WAu)

228 Alan Colmes

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (UOM48)

229 Ace?

Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (vVv3V)

230 That Clooney guy

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (NzBQO)

231 "190 And notice no one has offered up TFG as the possible object of affection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:38 PM (x7WAu) "

Feminists love Hussein, but he doesn't reciprocate... it's weird.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (tbBtG)

232 Has Sean Penn beat up women? I thought that was just paparazzi and people heckling him on the streets...

Posted by: Trader Joe's at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (7PqWL)

233 Allahpundit

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (VSWPU)

234 Larry from Three's Company

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (Vjplh)

235 It's not Anthony "Here's My" Weiner. We at least know he hasn't been to jail.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (QTHTd)

236 The Right Hon. Harry Reid.
Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (a9L+B)



Only if the author of the letter is a seven year old boy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (CA2NO)

237
Sean Penn is probably the best guess. Doesn't he man all these phones at charity events?

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (jwumz)

238
Michael Savage.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (a9L+B)

239 William Hung

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (K+mtQ)

240 /Sock

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (7PqWL)

241 Joe Scarborough? There's that unsolved dead intern thingy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (UOM48)

242 Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

Posted by: some lib at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (hi03F)

243 Robert Blake?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (yf/IC)

244 Crap! We don't get the answer at the end of this thread, do we?

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (9++oZ)

245 It's one of the Kennedy's,
It's in their blood do use the Wimmens...

Posted by: American Dawg at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (trA4n)

246 Ed Asner

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (VSWPU)

247
Did Penn beat up Robin Wright?

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (jwumz)

248 Me?

Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (vVv3V)

249 Phil Spector?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (l86i3)

250 Somebody from The Big Gang Bang Theory?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (p/cQy)

251
______ Kennedy?

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (a9L+B)

252 Come on guys! It has to be Bill Clinton.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 05, 2013 06:43 PM (RmMsj)

253 Didn't Penn smack around Madonna when they were together?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (CA2NO)

254 : Nevergiveup, four more years.


what's several more million unemployed workers to have food fights with.

Posted by: ette at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (nqBYe)

255 The Jackson Four

Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (vVv3V)

256 232
Has Sean Penn beat up women? I thought that was just paparazzi and people heckling him on the streets...

Posted by: Trader Joe's at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (7PqWL)


Didn't he smack Madonna?

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (X6akg)

257 Toure?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (UOM48)

258 It rides a fine line of being super-self aware and somewhat humorous.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2013 06:41 PM (NTBjC)

It insists upon itself.

Posted by: Peter Griffin at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (7PqWL)

259 >>>Because I saw it but have no idea if it was good or bad. Rockwell does a great job and Walken is Walken, but errm... It rides a fine line of being super-self aware and somewhat humorous.

yeah I don't know either. It's so self-aware and distancing itself *from* itself, and discussing itself relentlessly (will this be a violent movie, or should it be about peace?), I don't know what to say about it as a movie.

I thought it was confused and conflicted. And I thought the writer was confused and conflicted, so he wrote a movie about a writer writing a movie which was confused and conflicted, making a movie about that which in turn was confused and conflicted. entertaining in patches, and not bad, but...

yes...

It insists upon itself.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (LCRYB)

260 Logic and consistency are patriarchal constructs.

That line immediately made me think of this: http://youtu.be/wse_hgca220

Posted by: Country Singer at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (mDanm)

261 It has to be Bill Clinton.

Also hasn't been to jail.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (QTHTd)

262 Gary Condit

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (VSWPU)

263 Toure?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (UOM4


You mean Mr. Nibblet?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (CA2NO)

264 208...Look at that list of commie bastards fouling up our White House????

That's a really pukeworthy list.

If we ever do get the White House back...it's going to need a major fumigation.

Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (BZMZX)

265 176
Guessing how stupid this bimbo is, It is likely a former Detroit Mayor, Illinois Governor or NJ politician.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (zLp5I)



Don't forget Silky Pony.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:37 PM (l86i3)

I thought he had PLPS (Permanently Limp Pecker Syndrome)I could be wrong though.







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Posted by: Killerdog at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (Oi60j)

266 166 "Well, she says something like 'If you'd look back on the experience fondly, then do it; if not, then don't.'

What is so offensive to you about this response that merits scorn?"
Posted by: MadisonConservative at February 05, 2013 06:36 PM (sb+ta)

I don't know that it's "offensive," but it's silly enough to merit a heaping pile of scornful yuk-yuks.
If the girl knew what the outcome would be, if she could tell in advance how she would look back on it, she wouldn't be wondering what to do.
"Should I bet on this horse?"
"Sure, if you know it will win. If you know it will lose, don't!"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (C8mVl)

267
Didn't he smack Madonna?

*****

That would actually count in his favor.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (a9L+B)

268 "213 62 Feminists actually do believe that (Aristotelian) logic is a patriarchal construct and are attempting to "birth" a new form of logic.

Nah.
They're just adopting 'Dick Logic' -- what guys do -- and trying to mask their hypocrisy with some sort of prissy itellectual-soundingfacade.

Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 06:40 PM (BZMZX) "

Ouch. Those scratch marks are going to take a while to heal. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (tbBtG)

269
I bet her "occasional one night stand" is also known as Saturday night.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (p/cQy)

270 253
Didn't Penn smack around Madonna when they were together?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (CA2NO

Madonna claimed he hit her with a bottle of salad dressing. Srsly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (UOM48)

271 I'm guessing Tom Sizemore or Mickey Rourke

Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (wwsoB)

272 Will Folkes?

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (Yto5R)

273 153 Don't forget the "Safe Word"!
Posted by: Paladin at February 05, 2013 06:34 PM (QGbEp)

****


155 Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:35 PM (UOM4

___________

Keith Olbermann and the safe word would be--

damn it what was that word Olbermann was all proud of.

Posted by: tasker at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (r2PLg)

274
I don't know if he technically hit Madonna. He did strip her naked, tie her to a chair, and leave.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (jwumz)

275 Travolta?

Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (WM+rJ)

276 opps, sorry about that damm new computer

Posted by: Killerdog at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (Oi60j)

277 Killerdog: to the doghouse for you, the one we made out of a barrel

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (QTHTd)

278 Killerdog, barrel stat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (x7WAu)

279 We're going to need a bigger barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (UOM48)

280 i already forgot I even saw it.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (LCRYB)

281 It's John (I try to sing ) Mayer....

Posted by: American Dawg at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (trA4n)

282 Axel Rose.

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (VSWPU)

283


Oscar.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (LpQbZ)

284 What was the question again ?

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (VSWPU)

285 All I know is that Mark Levin is on fucking fire tonight.

Posted by: Berserker at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (FMbng)

286 Tiger Woods.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (l86i3)

287 Jay Carney?

*snerk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (UOM48)

288 After that porn film Sizemare made, I think any woman would not want to have sex with him. Plus, he's an alkie, I don't think he can drink without losing all control.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (jwumz)

289 Posted by: Killerdog at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM

Straight to the barrell ... your agonizer please

Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (wwsoB)

290 Spermin' Herman Cain?

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (LSTjp)

291 @275

So Sean being crazy isn't a new thing?

Posted by: TAO at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (imn/8)

292
"Women are idiots (and men are lunatics)."

Rebecca West.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (yBrS/)

293 Has Tiger been to.jail?

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (M/TDA)

294
AHNULD

GET TO THE CHOPPAH

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (vU7KM)

295 "227 And today was IHOP's Pancake Day.

St. Pancake was unavailable for comment. Seems she was buried in work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:42 PM (x7WAu) "

That's a flat-out lie! :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (tbBtG)

296 kal pen

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (GVxQo)

297
Travolta only hits on masseurs and jet mechanics.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (a9L+B)

298 Hank the angry drunken dwarf.

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (VSWPU)

299 Larry King

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (+z4pE)

300 Could it be someone named Jon? Like Jon Corzine?

Hey where is Eliot Spitzer since he left CNN?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (x7WAu)

301
270 253 Didn't Penn smack around Madonna when they were together? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:44 PM (CA2NOMadonna claimed he hit her with a bottle of salad dressing. Srsly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (UOM4


Let he who would not throw a bottle of salad dressing at Madonna cast the first stone.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (GULKT)

302 Warwick Davis

Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (vVv3V)

303 I remember feeling like Seven Psychopaths was a bit shaky in the beginning, and then promised to get very clever and twisty, and then... kind of petered out.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (LCRYB)

304 288 After that porn film Sizemare made,
Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (jwumz)

Things that cannot be unlearned.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (7PqWL)

305
Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (p/cQy)

306 zombie frank sinatra

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (GVxQo)

307 Larry King
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (+z4pE)



Can Larry King even drag his withered tuckus out of bed long enough to meet a woman like this?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (CA2NO)

308 Ron Jeremy

Posted by: Brendan at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (2jQGY)

309 Are we going to get the answer, or are you just trying to wear us out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (UOM48)

310 Cuttin' and pastin' from word?

#ThatsADroneStrike

Posted by: Kasper at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (wwsoB)

311 Tom Sizemore fits the bill but I don't think he is passionate about any causes outside of getting stoned and laid.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (9XBK2)

312 judd hirsch

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (GVxQo)

313 And he'll give her chlamydia and a black eye for lovely parting gifts.

Posted by: joncelli at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (CWlPF)

314
Tony Villaraigosa.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (vU7KM)

315 Let he who would not throw a bottle of salad dressing at Madonna cast the first stone.
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (GULKT)



So true, buzzion, so true.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (CA2NO)

316 Latka Gravas

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (VSWPU)

317
Zombie Sammy Davis, Jr.?

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (a9L+B)

318 Michael Moore?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (UOM48)

319 292
"Women are idiots (and men are lunatics)."

Rebecca West.
Posted by: rrpjr at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (yBrS/)

Bill Burr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQZMiHQhX8

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (7PqWL)

320 captain dragon (of captain & Tenille)

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (LCRYB)

321 Are we going to get the answer, or are you just trying to wear us out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (UOM4



My guess is that the answer is unknown, since the letter-writer wrote anonymously and didn't give the name.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (CA2NO)

322 Huh. I was going to rent Seven Psychopaths. Guess I'll skip it and save that $1.30 at redbox

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (QTHTd)

323
300 Could it be someone named Jon? Like Jon Corzine?Hey where is Eliot Spitzer since he left CNN?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:47 PM (x7WAu)


Well he replaced Olberdouche on Current TV. But I think he's done there now that its Muzzie TV.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (GULKT)

324 zombie don drysdale

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (GVxQo)

325 Oh, and my guess? "recent outbursts" "dodgy past"? Either Hugh Grant or Mel Gibson.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (mDanm)

326 309
Are we going to get the answer, or are you just trying to wear us out?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (UOM4


The person who wrote the letter never said who it was.

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (X6akg)

327 Kaptain Kangaroo

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (VSWPU)

328 320
captain dragon (of captain Tenille)




o_O

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (UOM48)

329
Heh. The brits already aired a documentary called Richard, the king in the car park.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (jwumz)

330
Zombie Wilbur D. Mills?

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (a9L+B)

331 Michelle Obama

Posted by: Hopeless at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (D90Db)

332 Bill Costas?

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (Yto5R)

333 Boy George

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (+z4pE)

334 George Takei?

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (9XBK2)

335 I swear I ran it thru Notepad first!

Posted by: Killerdog at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (Oi60j)

336 Michael Bloomberg?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (UOM48)

337 Consistency? Never heard of it.

//Charlene Gibson

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)

338 Ooops, should have said "outbursts sent him to jail" or whatever.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (mDanm)

339 321
I was expecting a big payoff here. No fair.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (M/TDA)

340 Famous athlete.

Posted by: 13times at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (h6XiD)

341

Hey, someone's stepping on my turf.

Posted by: Slick Willy Clinton at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (LpQbZ)

342 Some NBA dude.

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (VSWPU)

343 George Takei?

Paging Captain Kirk. White courtesy communicator.

"Oh my!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (x7WAu)

344 Al Gore

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (UOM48)

345 wesley snipes

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (GVxQo)

346 So this woman wrote a letter to this Prudence columnist, right? I can just imagine what the celebrity in question would write....


Dear Penthouse,


I never thought it would happen to me... Oh who am I kidding, yes I did. I'm ME.

Sincerely,
Celebrity

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (CA2NO)

347 If you like your answer, you get to keep your answer.

Posted by: slug at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (vVv3V)

348 Ron Jeremy's pounded a lot of female flesh in his time but I've never seen any of the women complain

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (QTHTd)

349
captain dragon (of captain Tenille)

Darryl

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (+z4pE)

350 Bill Costas?
Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2013 06:50 PM (Yto5R)


-----------------------------------------------


Or his brother Bob.

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (Yto5R)

351 Every knows dogs can't spell very well.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (Oi60j)

352
309 Are we going to get the answer, or are you just trying to wear us out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:48 PM (UOM4


There isn't an answer. This is from someone writing into an advice column. So no easy lookup for the identity of the celebrity.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (GULKT)

353
I say, Bill Kristol is showing signs of having a spine today. Gadzooks indeed.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (a9L+B)

354 I got the the one-line pitch for 7 Psychos:

Adaptation written by a cut-rate Tarentino.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (NTBjC)

355 Hey Jane D'Oh, how as the gun show?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (x7WAu)

356 wodeshed

it won't last, he will disappoint you again

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (GVxQo)

357 There isn't an answer. This is from someone writing into an advice column. So no easy lookup for the identity of the celebrity.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (GULKT

I'm guilty of not reading the whole post. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (UOM48)

358 Toni Tenille is a Mobile native.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (+z4pE)

359 "337 Consistency? Never heard of it.

//Charlene Gibson

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds) "

:-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (tbBtG)

360 As long as it's an empowering one night stand, that's all that matters.

Posted by: Brendan at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (2jQGY)

361 >>>Huh. I was going to rent Seven Psychopaths. Guess I'll skip it and save that $1.30 at redbox

the funny thing is it's not *bad*.

There are good parts, here and there. I guess I kind of like it.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (LCRYB)

362 i read the post but i'm not playing by the rules

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (GVxQo)

363 Ron Jeremy is the #1 over achiever in human history. No rational person can dispute this fact.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (LSTjp)

364 There isn't an answer. This is from someone writing into an advice column. So no easy lookup for the identity of the celebrity.
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (GULKT)



Just watch the gossip mags. When you see a headline like, "Big Name Celebrity Back in the Slammer for beating up a woman after a one-night stand!" you'll have your answer.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (CA2NO)

365 We need a new thread, the guesses will never end.

I'm sure Obama's done something crappy in the last 40 minutes, find out what it is and post about it.

Posted by: JDTAY at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (a0nis)

366 Adaptation written by a cut-rate Tarentino.

***

It was equal parts existentialism and ennui.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (a9L+B)

367

Lindsay Lohan

Posted by: lives in jail at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (LpQbZ)

368 I won't do that!

Posted by: Meatloaf at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (E7Iyp)

369 bob menendez

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (GVxQo)

370 146--

Yeah, about the whole "one night stand" thing: a friend of mine told me about a friend of hers who went out to a club and met some guy. They started making out and he wanted to take her home with him, but she didn't because (i think) she had to work the next day. Several days later, she goes to the doctor because she developed a rash on her mouth/face. After the doctor visit, she gets contacted by LEO's, asking her all kinds of questions about when it started, what clubs she visited, etc.

Turns out, the rash was something that you get from consuming human flesh. The guy was a cannibal, and i think they found parts of several bodies at his home.

Shudder.

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (lpR33)

371 naomi campbell

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (GVxQo)

372 Jiminy when will you learn it doesn't matter at all how you treat actual women, if you have the "right" take on "women's issues".

Have you all not learned anything from Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, etc., etc. etc.
"I love womankind, it's women I can't stand."

Posted by: rockhead at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (jtTKf)

373 This is a Kobayashi Maru test isn't it Ace?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:54 PM (x7WAu)

374 Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 06:55 PM (d0Dmj)

375 Lambchop?

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 05, 2013 06:55 PM (SUKHu)

376 Chad Ochocinco

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:55 PM (VSWPU)

377 355
Hey Jane D'Oh, how as the gun show?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (x7WAu


After talking with morons on the Saturday gun thread, we decided to visit a gun shop with an indoor range to try stuff out. Didn't go to the show (and heard it was a total zoo).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:55 PM (UOM48)

378 I say, Bill Kristol is showing signs of having a spine today. Gadzooks indeed.
Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (a9L+B)



Dearie me, Wodeshed, I do believe that in your surprise you dropped your monocle.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 05, 2013 06:55 PM (CA2NO)

379 Gerard Depardieu?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 06:55 PM (C8mVl)

380 Madcon,

Better advice would be "don't have one night stands with douchebags. Also, don't have one night stands."

Old fashioned, I know

Posted by: Lauren at February 05, 2013 06:55 PM (wsGWu)

381 Menendez SHOULD be in jail.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 06:55 PM (QTHTd)

382 When you go upside a man's head... or a WOMAN'S...

Posted by: Decon Jones at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (E7Iyp)

383 "363 Ron Jeremy is the #1 over achiever in human history. No rational person can dispute this fact.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 06:53 PM (LSTjp) "

Hey Herbert.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (tbBtG)

384 My guess...Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: sTevo at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (L1YgQ)

385 This is a Kobayashi Maru test isn't it Ace?

If it is, I'm cheating.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (d0Dmj)

386 So, this remake of House of Cards is okay? With Spacey and Netflix being leftards, I'm afraid to watch it. The original was pretty damn good, too. They had trained rats in every episode.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (jwumz)

387 Coolidge?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (+z4pE)

388 I don't know if he technically hit Madonna. He did strip her naked, tie her to a chair, and leave.

***

Yet she claims he is the "love of her life"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (piMMO)

389 a friend of mine told me about a friend of hers who went out to a club and met some guy.

Calling urban-legend on this pile, sorry

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (QTHTd)

390 275 Travolta?
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (WM+rJ)


Revolta secretly bats for the other team.

Posted by: joncelli at February 05, 2013 06:57 PM (CWlPF)

391 I wonder what the volunteer work is? Handing out free condoms?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:57 PM (UOM48)

392
William Hung

Posted by: soothsayer takes a load off granny at February 05, 2013 06:57 PM (LPRBM)

393 Shaun Penn's sister

http://tinyurl.com/b3m3xfl


Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 05, 2013 06:57 PM (bGlsD)

394 Sounds like a better plan there Jane D'Oh. I can attest from a January gun show, it was a jam packed zoo. The ammo tables were pretty bare. And there was an entire row of tables taken up with stabby and hacking tools which truly shows how stupid this gun control is, until human nature changes Cain will find ways of killing Abel or his sister Adele.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 06:57 PM (x7WAu)

395 > a friend of mine told me
about a friend of hers who went out to a club and met some guy.

Awesome urban myth.

Posted by: 13times at February 05, 2013 06:57 PM (h6XiD)

396
386

I was under the impression that Kevin Spacey was one of the enlightened. Was I mistaken?

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (a9L+B)

397
388 I don't know if he technically hit Madonna. He did strip her naked, tie her to a chair, and leave. *** Yet she claims he is the "love of her life"
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:56 PM (piMMO)


Well I think Jay Leno actually has a story about something similar....

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (GULKT)

398 Michael Fassbender has been known to smack the ladies around. . .

Posted by: Berserker at February 05, 2013 06:46 PM (FMbng) Oooh what's he saying?

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (8wqqE)

399 Hello, Mirror Mitt.

did you guys miss me? Its been a while.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (LSTjp)

400 and woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney.

Posted by: grease monkey at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (VSWPU)

401 Ron Jeremy is the #1 over achiever in human history. No rational person can dispute this fact.


Johnny "The Wad" Holmes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (d0Dmj)

402 I know it's late and you're already down
You ain't ready for people around
I'm gonna tell you something I found out
Whatever you think your life is about
Whatever life may hold in store
Things will happen that you won't be ready for


PUNCH!!

That's how Jackson Browne represents.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (9Hh8J)

403 Carrot Top, 2.0

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (0WLla)

404 My guess...Pee Wee Herman.

****

I love Pee Wee Herman and don't GAS if he jacked it in a porn theater.

Bad decision, yes.

Career ending, yes.

I don't care.

I will love him forever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (piMMO)

405 Maybe it's Mickey Mouse!
Did he ever smack Minnie?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (C8mVl)

406 This letter writer sounds like Lena Dunham.

Terminally stupid, self obsessed, and without any moral compass.

Posted by: zsasz at February 05, 2013 06:59 PM (MMC8r)

407 Zombie Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Killerdog at February 05, 2013 06:59 PM (Oi60j)

408 "399 Hello, Mirror Mitt.

did you guys miss me? Its been a while.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (LSTjp) "

Nope.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 06:59 PM (tbBtG)

409 Yeah, but Holmes didn't look like a short middle-aged plumber with a weight problem

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 06:59 PM (QTHTd)

410 Spike Lee? He's been to jail.

Posted by: Decaf at February 05, 2013 07:00 PM (NmvvV)

411 >>>Revolta secretly bats for the other team.

Oh, I guess hot-and-bothered's gender escaped me.

Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2013 07:00 PM (WM+rJ)

412 Russell Simmons?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 07:00 PM (piMMO)

413 captain dragon (of captain Tenille)

Wow, they haven't crossed my mind since 1980, so naturally I had to Google them to see what she they look like now. She looks surprisingly good. Him? Who cares?

Posted by: pep at February 05, 2013 07:00 PM (6TB1Z)

414

watched Primer last night

can we use their machine, and go back pre-JEF?

Posted by: beach at February 05, 2013 07:00 PM (LpQbZ)

415
396 386I was under the impression that Kevin Spacey was one of the enlightened. Was I mistaken?
Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (a9L+B)


He's a liberal though he's maybe not in the "conservatives are evil!" bracket. He's appeared on O'Reilly, talking about not having a dislike of conservatives.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:01 PM (GULKT)

416 Ahnold Schwarzenegger

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 05, 2013 07:01 PM (mRPM8)

417 "415
396 386I was under the impression that Kevin Spacey was one of the enlightened. Was I mistaken?
Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (a9L+B)

He's a liberal though he's maybe not in the "conservatives are evil!" bracket. He's appeared on O'Reilly, talking about not having a dislike of conservatives.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:01 PM (GULKT) "

Lol.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (tbBtG)

418 >>>watched Primer last night

>>>can we use their machine, and go back pre-JEF?

We already went back 9 times and we keep making it worse.

We sent back doubles of ourselves to stop our previous selves, and then they made it worse too.

Posted by: the Guys from Primer at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (LCRYB)

419 Doesn't Kevin Spacey play for the other team?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (UOM48)

420 Wow, they haven't crossed my mind since 1980, so naturally I had to Google them to see what she they look like now. She looks surprisingly good. Him? Who cares?


Who cared back then? He was damn near Teller of Penn & Teller.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (d0Dmj)

421 318 Michael Moore?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (UOM4

Okay, the guy hasn't seen his dick since the Carter administration so Stop. Saying. This.

Posted by: joncelli at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (CWlPF)

422 I don't care. I will love him forever.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 06:58 PM (piMMO)


Just not as much as he loves himself. IYKWIM

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (GULKT)

423 >>>I was under the impression that Kevin Spacey was one of the enlightened. Was I mistaken?

Big time. He was threatening to renounce his citizenship and stay in the UK. Unfortunately, HE LIED!

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:03 PM (jwumz)

424 >>>I love Pee Wee Herman and don't GAS if he jacked it in a porn theater.

Well helll-OOO Mr. Non-Judgmental-Pants!!!

Posted by: Guy Who Was Sitting in the Seat in Front of PeeWee's Spewing Hog at February 05, 2013 07:03 PM (LCRYB)

425 "421 318 Michael Moore?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:49 PM (UOM4

Okay, the guy hasn't seen his dick since the Carter administration so Stop. Saying. This.

Posted by: joncelli at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (CWlPF) "

Well, if you were Michael Moore would you want to see it?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:03 PM (tbBtG)

426 >>Ace, it's Frankfurt as in Germany, not Frankfort Kentucky.



ah, ja. Bitte.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:23 PM (LCRYB)






So what you're saying is, you've surrendered on the French language lessons.

Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (TIIx5)

427 David Letterman

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (UOM48)

428 389, 395

Usually i'd say urban legend, too. Coming from this friend, however, i believe it. She's one of the most honest people i know. She has lied before, but she even confesses whens he does that. So, despite the "urban legend" sound of the story, i buy this one.

Of course, none of you know her, so i expect that does nothing to change your minds...

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (lpR33)

429
Oh, puleez! Spacey was going to renounce his citizenship because of the evil Booooosh! and Darth Cheney.

Spacey's a little prick.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (jwumz)

430 I had man-chaff bursting all around my face. I felt like I was starring in Tora Tora Tora.

Posted by: Guy Who Was Sitting in the Seat in Front of PeeWee's Spewing Hog at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (LCRYB)

431 "423 >>>I was under the impression that Kevin Spacey was one of the enlightened. Was I mistaken?

Big time. He was threatening to renounce his citizenship and stay in the UK. Unfortunately, HE LIED!

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:03 PM (jwumz) "

Spacey lied. No one cried.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (tbBtG)

432 Sheppy Smith

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (UOM48)

433
It was me.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (p/cQy)

434 watched Primer last night



can we use their machine, and go back pre-JEF?

Posted by: beach at February 05, 2013 07:00 PM (LpQbZ)

Sure, but you're going to have to stay in the box for 4+ years. Be sure and prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (BuSM8)

435 So what you're saying is, you've surrendered on the French language lessons.


Easier to grunt than to go all poofy.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (d0Dmj)

436 He's a liberal though he's maybe not in the "conservatives are evil!" bracket. He's appeared on O'Reilly, talking about not having a dislike of conservatives.
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:01 PM (GULKT)

Alas, he's as much a Chavez-loving asswipe as Sean Penn.

Posted by: joncelli at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (CWlPF)

437 We sent back doubles of ourselves to stop our previous selves, and then they made it worse too.
Posted by: the Guys from Primer at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (LCRYB)


I suppose I my double's double would love being kept.

Posted by: beach at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (LpQbZ)

438 >>>424 >>>I love Pee Wee Herman and don't GAS if he jacked it in a porn theater.

He's done more than that. I think he got busted with kiddy porn.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (jwumz)

439 "426 >>Ace, it's Frankfurt as in Germany, not Frankfort Kentucky.



ah, ja. Bitte.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:23 PM (LCRYB)






So what you're saying is, you've surrendered on the French language lessons.

Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (TIIx5) "

Frankfurt in French is Frankfort.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (tbBtG)

440 I'm sticking to the Big Adventure, then afterward go to the Alamo and dig up that basement.

Posted by: sTevo at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (L7std)

441 >watched Primer last night

>>>can we use their machine, and go back pre-JEF?

We already went back 9 times and we keep making it worse.

We sent back doubles of ourselves to stop our previous selves, and then they made it worse too.
Posted by: the Guys from Primer at February 05, 2013 07:02 PM (LCRYB)
Theres probably a universe where time travel IS possible
But it probably imploded because some smart ass figured out a way to go back in time and stop the universe from forming.

When you let your mind drift, you think up some good stuff.

Posted by: CAC at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (twQE8)

442 Chris Hayes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (UOM48)

443 >>>
Easier to grunt than to go all poofy.

call me crazy but french is easier than german.

I never, ever got german.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)

444 "432 Sheppy Smith

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (UOM4 "

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (tbBtG)

445
439 "426 >>Ace, it's Frankfurt as in Germany, not Frankfort Kentucky. ah, ja. Bitte. Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:23 PM (LCRYB) So what you're saying is, you've surrendered on the French language lessons. Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (TIIx5) " Frankfurt in French is Frankfort.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (tbBtG)


He's speaking German.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (GULKT)

446 I've got a frankfurter here if anyone cares to take a look

Posted by: anthony weiner at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (QTHTd)

447 I'm just throwing out every douchebag name I can come up with.

With these "modern" lib wimmin, nothing would surprise me. Nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:07 PM (UOM48)

448
what makes Ace's socks even funnier is imagining him doing while smoking an electric cigarette and wearing a french beret

Posted by: soothsayer takes a load off granny at February 05, 2013 07:07 PM (vyPsz)

449
443 >>> Easier to grunt than to go all poofy. call me crazy but french is easier than german. I never, ever got german.
Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)


You mean you don't like 16 versions of the word "The?"

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:07 PM (GULKT)

450 Frankfurt in French is Frankfort.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM

Frankfurt in French is sausage. saw-saahje

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 05, 2013 07:08 PM (bGlsD)

451 446
I've got a frankfurter here if anyone cares to take a look


Ah, who am I kidding. I don't care if you want to. Here it is.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner comes clean at February 05, 2013 07:08 PM (6TB1Z)

452

Sure, but you're going to have to stay in the box for 4+ years. Be sure and prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (BuSM


If it's Ace's grey box, then, ahh, comfortably numb.

Posted by: beach at February 05, 2013 07:08 PM (LpQbZ)

453 You mean you don't like 16 versions of the word "The?"

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Posted by: the Greeks at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (QTHTd)

454 FOXNEWS DROPS DICK MORRIS...

Wa-wa.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (NTBjC)

455 "443 >>>
Easier to grunt than to go all poofy.

call me crazy but french is easier than german.

I never, ever got german.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB) "

German is just English with fewer spaces and Latin words, and some extra letters at the end of some words.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (tbBtG)

456 ...Michael Fassbender has been known to smack the ladies around. . .

Really?
Bummer...he was really hawt in 'The 300', when he lept through the air and whacked off that big Persian guy's arm.
"Then we will fight in the shade."

Wait...was it 'smacking around'? Or just a little spanking.

Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (BZMZX)

457 >>>Current Frankfurt-School Feminism

So when did the feminist message become self esteem=rolling in the hay with every guy you take a 5 minute fancy to? It's like a 15yo boy is writing the feminist doctrine.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (0q2P7)

458
Ack. It's for the greater good that I fix my sock fail.

The greater good

The greater good

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (TIIx5)

459 Spacey's apparently a big-time sucker of Bill Clinton's crooked cock.

Posted by: zsasz at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (MMC8r)

460 Most miserable time in my early life, reading Les Mis in its entirety in French and having to write a very longish book report in French.

Put me off to the play and movie forever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (UOM48)

461 He's done more than that. I think he got busted with kiddy porn.

***

I've never heard a single allegation relating to children.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (piMMO)

462 Jerry Sandusky.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 05, 2013 07:09 PM (mRPM8)

463 "445
439 "426 >>Ace, it's Frankfurt as in Germany, not Frankfort Kentucky. ah, ja. Bitte. Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 06:23 PM (LCRYB) So what you're saying is, you've surrendered on the French language lessons. Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at February 05, 2013 07:04 PM (TIIx5) " Frankfurt in French is Frankfort.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:05 PM (tbBtG)

He's speaking German.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (GULKT) "

Yes. (Slightly homosexually.) :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:10 PM (tbBtG)

464
Looks like they had a weak case on Herman and they just put him on informal probation and then dismisses the charges after a couple of years. Very bizarre.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:10 PM (jwumz)

465 What is the difference between Dick Morris and Karl Rove? I get them mixed up.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 07:10 PM (LSTjp)

466 what makes Ace's socks even funnier is imagining him doing while smoking an electric cigarette and wearing a french beret


j'adore. Jatt' da window. I don't care.

Posted by: Stanley Ipkis at February 05, 2013 07:10 PM (6TB1Z)

467 >>>I've never heard a single allegation relating to children.

It was in 2002. He got busted around the same time Jeffrey Jones did.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (jwumz)

468 Maybe the celebrity crush was Dick Morris.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (UOM48)

469 "449
443 >>> Easier to grunt than to go all poofy. call me crazy but french is easier than german. I never, ever got german.
Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)

You mean you don't like 16 versions of the word "The?"

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:07 PM (GULKT) "

It would be easier if there were 16 versions. They get recycled. Greek is closer.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (tbBtG)

470 I never, ever got german. Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)

---------

German has some unnatural consonant sounds that are difficult for me to pronounce.

Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (BZMZX)

471 What is the difference between Dick Morris and Karl Rove? I get them mixed up.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper /i]

Go lie down on the train tracks and I'll sent someone to tell you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2013 07:12 PM (NTBjC)

472 Paul Reubens has never been so much as charged with anything to do with children. Dude, if he had, he would be so toxic that *everyone* would know about it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 07:12 PM (QTHTd)

473 Mel Gibson is a shitty guess. He got worked up about something nasty a woman did to him, and he shared his worked-up-ness with her, in front of us. He granted her a deed to his whole ass, and we all heard it. He might as well have thrown his cock off a pier.

If he'd stopped at calling Joo cops "sugartits" he'd have drowned in poonsauce by now. But he kept going, so he's reduced to getting public there-there backpats from creepy lesbians. Nobody's fucking Mel Gibson ever again. Ever.

Sean Penn does fit best. It's him or Sheen, and...it's not Sheen. He's too awesome (in the what-guys-think-is-awesome sense).

It's not hard to narrow it down. How many fuckable celebrities are known to have had "outbursts" and gone to "jail," exactly? Five? The two after Penn and Sheen that first come to mind are really good-looking dudes but only really dangerous to themselves. Never attempted-murdered or raped or punched any women. That's not sexy. And there's Billy Bob Thornton, whose appeal is not to this kind of cookie-cutter White People chick. "Wanna come back to my place and snort heroin off a Captain Beefheart record sleeve, you dirty little NPR phone-bank volunteer?" No.

And the rest are black dudes. No girl who writes to Slate is fucking any black dudes. There's almost no chance she's ever seen one in the wild.

It's Penn.

Posted by: oblig. at February 05, 2013 07:12 PM (cePv8)

474 Is it Rosie O'Donnel?

Barbara Streisand?

Posted by: Marmo at February 05, 2013 07:12 PM (pcgW1)

475 467 Jeffrey Jomes was a great character actor.Shame he is a perv.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2013 07:12 PM (9XBK2)

476 captain dragon (of captain Tenille)

Darryl

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 06:52 PM (+z4pE)






Was it Darryl, or his other brother Darryl?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2013 07:12 PM (TIIx5)

477

what makes Ace's socks even funnier is imagining him doing while smoking an electric cigarette and wearing a french beret

Posted by: soothsayer takes a load off granny at February 05, 2013 07:07 PM (vyPsz)


And, randomly shouting Oh Mon Dieu!

Posted by: beach at February 05, 2013 07:12 PM (LpQbZ)

478 And the worm turns.

FUCK!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Reubens

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 07:12 PM (piMMO)

479 456
Where did you see that? Mr Rochester and the Flying Spartan? Say it ain't so.

Posted by: Tuna at February 05, 2013 07:13 PM (M/TDA)

480 Some women need to be hit.

Posted by: Sean F'in Connery at February 05, 2013 07:13 PM (MMC8r)

481 What is the difference between Dick Morris and Karl Rove? I get them mixed up.
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 07:10 PM (LSTjp)


Some handcuffs, a worse whip, and a collar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2013 07:14 PM (9Bj8R)

482 nood thread

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 07:14 PM (UOM48)

483

Richard Spector.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at February 05, 2013 07:14 PM (1Y+hH)

484 >>>472 Paul Reubens has never been so much as charged with anything to do with children. Dude, if he had, he would be so toxic that *everyone* would know about it.

You're wrong. I've known about it. It was in all the papers and on the news. I did not know that they dropped charges after some bizarre diversion.

http://goo.gl/0zkVd

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:14 PM (jwumz)

485 It would be easier if there were 16 versions. They get recycled. Greek is closer.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (tbBtG)


16 versions. Not 16 different spellings.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:14 PM (GULKT)

486 I never, ever got german. Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)

---------

German has some unnatural consonant sounds that are difficult for me to pronounce.
Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (BZMZX)


worst language to localize, too

as in software/games from english to german

takes up way too much space

Posted by: beach at February 05, 2013 07:15 PM (LpQbZ)

487 "465 What is the difference between Dick Morris and Karl Rove? I get them mixed up.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 07:10 PM (LSTjp) "

During the orgies?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:15 PM (tbBtG)

488 Actually you're semi right, there is some stuff on Google about charges against Reubens that he had "obscene" material. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,627904,00.html

But it seems the worst of it was 4chan-level stuff.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 05, 2013 07:15 PM (QTHTd)

489

I never, ever got german. Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)



---------



German has some unnatural consonant sounds that are difficult for me to pronounce.



Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (BZMZX)







Sounds best approximated by hocking up a loogie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2013 07:15 PM (TIIx5)

490
Why do I think it is some douche-nozzle local TV Newscaster for a third rate station in a second rate TV market? He is soooo hawt!

Maybe because I've listened to my sisters' friends gush on and on about the dweebs we have on TV here?

And hear them then really tear into the well rounded back-up weather girl.------ I think she just needs more camera time!!!

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2013 07:16 PM (zLp5I)

491 2002-11-16 04:00:00 PDT Los Angeles -- Actor Paul Reubens, better known as Pee-wee Herman, was arrested and charged Friday with misdemeanor possession of obscene material improperly depicting a child after a yearlong investigation by the Los Angeles Police Department.

Reubens, 50, who gained tabloid notoriety after he pleaded no contest to misdemeanor indecent exposure in connection with a 1991 arrest in a Florida adult movie theater, surrendered to the LAPD. He was booked at the Hollywood Division station and released on $20,000 bail.

The arrest comes a day after actor Jeffrey Jones, whose roles have included the principal in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," was booked on a more serious felony count of using a teenage boy in sexually oriented pictures or films and misdemeanor possession of child pornography.

http://goo.gl/GNkLw

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:16 PM (jwumz)

492 Well, since the letter writer wasn't an under aged girl, we can safely rule out Harry Reid.


If it's not Sean Penn, I have to go with my gut on this one.


It's gotta be SCREECH!

Posted by: runningrn at February 05, 2013 07:16 PM (Ag5D2)

493 "470 I never, ever got german. Posted by: ace at February 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LCRYB)

---------

German has some unnatural consonant sounds that are difficult for me to pronounce.

Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (BZMZX) "

Which ones? The ch s seem like pretty much the only ones.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:16 PM (tbBtG)

494 Paul Reubens got up in the bust of Jeffrey Jones on child porn, but they didn't have a case against him.

Posted by: zsasz at February 05, 2013 07:17 PM (MMC8r)

495 So when did the feminist message become self esteem=rolling in the hay with every guy you take a 5 minute fancy to? It's like a 15yo boy is writing the feminist doctrine.


Ask Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 07:17 PM (d0Dmj)

496 Minor drug infraction don't amount much jail time.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at February 05, 2013 07:18 PM (jTr5F)

497 Wiki says he had more than 70k pieces of kitsch and among them were a sex tape and a dozen 100 year old photos of underage kids.

The video was, apparently, the Rob Lowe sex tape.

It's not so much that he could have purchased in bulk and missed that the photos were in the lot, but his insistence that they are "innocent art".

Damnit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 07:19 PM (piMMO)

498 FOXNEWS DROPS DICK MORRIS


He had a great run for a fat guy who was never right!

Posted by: runningrn at February 05, 2013 07:19 PM (Ag5D2)

499 Rove you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Barry O. at February 05, 2013 07:20 PM (hi03F)

500 "Hey should I bang this sketchy semi-psychotic with a history of mistreatment of women?"






Slick Willie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2013 07:20 PM (VQnP8)

501 "485 It would be easier if there were 16 versions. They get recycled. Greek is closer.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:11 PM (tbBtG)

16 versions. Not 16 different spellings.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:14 PM (GULKT) "

Right. 16 versions. A lot of which happen to be identical...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2013 07:20 PM (tbBtG)

502 I'm sure I'll get ripped for saying this:

She should get exactly what she's looking for: Knocked around and knocked up. She has received all sorts of warnings. This is simply a matter of her seeking her 15minutes of fame. She already said she knows the risk; let's see if she can handle the consequences. I hope she has her health insurance in full effect; she's gonna need it.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 05, 2013 07:20 PM (ll0H/)

503 This part makes no sense:

"In March 2004, child pornography charges were dropped. For the next three years he had to register his address with the sheriff's office and could not be in the company of minors without their parents' permission."

With charges dropped, how did they have the authority to require him to register and not be in the company of children? Maybe, they got the dates wrong.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:20 PM (jwumz)

504 465
What is the difference between Dick Morris and Karl Rove? I get them mixed up.


Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at February 05, 2013 07:10 PM (LSTjp)
Dick Morris's real name is Richard, Karl Rove's real name is Dickhead. Does that help?

Posted by: Killerdog at February 05, 2013 07:20 PM (Oi60j)

505 Chris Christie

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 05, 2013 07:23 PM (ll0H/)

506 Al "Chakra" Gore.

Posted by: johnd01 at February 05, 2013 07:23 PM (r0+v0)

507
503 This part makes no sense: "In March 2004, child pornography charges were dropped. For the next three years he had to register his address with the sheriff's office and could not be in the company of minors without their parents' permission." With charges dropped, how did they have the authority to require him to register and not be in the company of children? Maybe, they got the dates wrong.
Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:20 PM (jwumz)


Probably part of a deal, to get the charges dropped. Perhaps a "Do this or we'll bring the charges back up against you"

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 07:23 PM (GULKT)

508 "Those child pornography charges were dropped by Los Angeles authorities in 2004 after Reubens pleaded guilty to possessing obscene images of minors so as to avoid going to court and risking jail.

For the next three years Reubens had to register his address with the sheriff's office and could not be in the company of minors without their parents' permission, according to an interview with NBC's Dateline."

http://goo.gl/q8XX3

So, it looks like he did plead guilty to something. Not sure how possession obscene images of children is not kiddy porn and I am too lazy to check the penal code. However, I would not want him alone with my kid if I had a boy.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:25 PM (jwumz)

509 "Probably part of a deal, to get the charges dropped. Perhaps a "Do this or we'll bring the charges back up against you""

Once charges are dismissed, they can't be resurrected. And without charges pending, you have no authority over a defendant. But, it looks like he did plead guilty to some charges.

Posted by: Waldo at February 05, 2013 07:26 PM (jwumz)

510 493...Which ones? The ch s seem like pretty much the only ones.

Yeah, the 'ch'...and also the 'kch' and the 'pfl', and the 'zw'.

Posted by: wheatie at February 05, 2013 07:28 PM (BZMZX)

511 FOXNEWS DROPS DICK MORRIS...

Wa-wa.


Iowahark, of course, nails it.

"You know who didn't predict Dick Morris getting fired by Fox? Dick Morris."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 05, 2013 07:32 PM (PMGbu)

512 Al "Chakra" Gore.

Al's been exposed as a hypocrite on how many Lefty issues now?

Sexual predator, grubbing capitalist, profligate 'carbon footprint'...

Posted by: zsasz at February 05, 2013 07:34 PM (MMC8r)

513 "If you'd look back on the experience fondly, then do it; if not, then don't."

Just like Will Robert's advice, "Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some God stock and hold it til it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it."

And as for the rapey Audi commercial, it should have gone like this: http://youtu.be/EGRa7I04xc

(Hope I typed that in right. Hard to go grab a YouTube URL on this cell.)

Posted by: Mindfulguy STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 07:35 PM (YLiN/)

514 I know there's no point in explaining to you nerf herders that there's an actual difference between a woman consenting to an activity, and a girl having an activity forced on her.

For fuck's sake, you guys sound like the Neanderthals we're all painted to be.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 05, 2013 07:35 PM (hO8IJ)

515 GOOD stock, not God stock. Lordy!

ref http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=337223#20137864

Posted by: Mindfulguy STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 07:40 PM (cK3Ih)

516 Michael Moore!!!

Nah..the only volunteer work he's done is volunteering to finish off all the day-old bakery at Dunkin Doughnuts.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 05, 2013 07:40 PM (BStAJ)

517 Ack. It's for the greater good that I fix my sock fail.

The greater good

The greater good


Evenin'...

Posted by: Sgt. Angel at February 05, 2013 07:48 PM (PMGbu)

518 Why do women chase bad boys? Not for the identical reasons. Some have the romanticized hope that these guys will consider them 'that special women', the 'one who touches them the way no other female has ever done before'- and who would be worth tossing way all their constant affairs - because, oh yes, 'she will fulfill his every desire' ( I think that fantasy comes from reading too many Barbara Cartland romance novels) This is the classic departure from reality - I hear them infer that the bad boy could be a "fixer upper" - someone she can get into a relationship and then manipulate him into changing into her "ideal boyfriend or husband". In reality they think of their fantasy as the ultimate female conquest of that fallen man, brought to redemption by the appearance of the themselves of course. There are rare friendships or sometimes deeper relationships that can support people through their rough spots, and may develop into love. But that 'I am your angel-savior' ego ride seems to lead to their fantasy balloon exploding in short order. Then we listen to their tears of what a sob.. he was.. So if they walked into a tiger's cage and he began to have his evening meal, why blame the tiger for acting true to his nature? Don't want to lost an arm? Stay out of his reach.

Then we have the adrenaline junkies who want the thrill of flirting with dangerous personalities. There are some women who seek out situations that will damage them. Why they do so is best left to an expert- because its normally a pattern with them. I've watched women walk back into relationships with a guy who put a knife to her throat. 'She loves him no matter how bad he acts'. Put a male without major emotional issues, and who loves them, next to these gals and they will yawn. They really aren't seeking love, but rather an excuse for each relationship to fail. They don't have to take responsibility for judging harmful behavior because they have ceded that to the bad boy- and it is his fault.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 05, 2013 07:48 PM (g5wi5)

519 oh, and my vote- Sean Penn

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 05, 2013 07:54 PM (g5wi5)

520 I met a celebrity woman through my volunteer work, and we have flirted ever since we met.

I’m young, unattached, and enjoy the occasional one night stand.

This woman has made it clear she wants me to wine and dine her and then take her back to my place so she can give me a BJ, doggie-style, anal and pretty much anything else I want, and I’d take her up on the offer—I’m wildly attracted to her crazy eyes and her passion for me doing her—except for her tumultuous past.

You can’t believe everything you read, but she has a pretty dodgy reputation, and her outbursts and drug use have sent her to jail before.... it’s also difficult to ignore how poor her sexual hygiene must be given all the douchebags she's boinked in the past.

So, my question is- how many condoms should I wear while I'm doing her?




Posted by: Dear Penthouse at February 05, 2013 07:58 PM (UgFxe)

521 Chicks dig bad boys, nice guys finish last. It's always been like that. Don't blame feminism or gender theory; it's caused by the screwy wiring in women's brains. Check out "Of Human Bondage." Or if you want something a little more recent, try "The Last American Virgin."

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2013 08:06 PM (mk9aG)

522
I wonder why on earth no one is talking about Tim Robbins?

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 08:09 PM (a9L+B)

523 meanwhile, 'way too much later...

Will ROGERS. Damn you autoincorrect!

Posted by: Mindfulguy STILL banned on the desktop at February 05, 2013 08:13 PM (Vs6FA)

524 asteroid thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 08:14 PM (piMMO)

525 Damn,

I missed all the Wee Wee banter on the crackberry.

Posted by: All Wee Wee Dup at February 05, 2013 08:19 PM (sa6D2)

526 I'm going to stand up and definitely defend Christian Bale. The guy has been married for double-digit years and has a child. Yes, he got really angry and was verbally abusive to a guy who ruined a movie shot. Horrors. In my world, more than a few coworkers need verbal abuse at the very least. (And, yup, there are a few concierges who deserve to have phones thrown at them.)

Bale does have a weird family - they basically pimped him out to Spielberg at a very early age to make 'Empire of the Sun' and his mother and sister made accusations a few years ago when he was in England.

But he does not set off my BS meter. He has done a bunch of things like call kids in the hospital with cancer and discuss Batman. And he did pay the way for a child with cancer and her entire family to go to DisneyWorld where he and his wife had dinner with them. And he showed up in Aurora after the movie theatre shootings to visit victims. And all of these things were found out by the media AFTER the fact.

Yes, he's drank too much and been not a perfect citizen. Sounds like a moron to me (although he's probably a big British lib). But I'm a fan.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 05, 2013 08:28 PM (o56WO)

527 What "cause" is Mel Gibson so passionate and intense about?

You blowing him first. Duh.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2013 08:37 PM (OevbG)

528 Can you do a post on your take on the Frankfort School and its influence in America. That's gonna be a great way for the soc cons and fisc cons to find a common enemy/ culprit.

Posted by: tennvols87 at February 05, 2013 08:38 PM (OZjR5)

529
522 I wonder why on earth no one is talking about Tim Robbins?
Posted by: Wodeshed at February 05, 2013 08:09 PM (a9L+B)


No one wants to fuck the guy that had to service the sisters at shawshank.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 08:46 PM (GULKT)

530 Gee Ace...no answer, just a personal attack. Shocker.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at February 05, 2013 08:51 PM (sb+ta)

531 You got the response you deserved with your "fishing for shit to bitch about" question. Especially with your accusation of "scorn" which is so wildy innaccurate about ace's commentary its laughable.

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2013 08:59 PM (GULKT)

532 continuing to ponder: "Logic and consistency are patriarchal constructs." -- Since when does either gender use logic in matters of the heart and/or sexual attraction? So if everyone chose their mates on logic would we never see failed relationships? Well certainly, exercising common sense should weigh the scales. But is logic necessary the ultimate guide to love? People who chose the Goddess of Logic and Reason as their guide, often seem to find ways to justify why marrying that wealthy, older gentleman was the most logical choice. Why don't we have computers match us up based on intellect and lifestyles- oh wait- we are doing that already- is it working out so hot? Ok it has been a long day and I'm rambling. But one more observation. I saw an older male relative marry a women nearly 30 years younger than himself. It didn't appear he was employing his brain cells with his choice. Logic should have told him she was marrying him because he would give her a wealthy lifestyle to which she was not accustomed. Logic should have told him love was not part of the picture, that the chances of her messing around with younger men would be very high, and that he would find himself sitting alone in his late 80s. Is lack of logic in matters of romance/sex just a feminine problem? Just pondering

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 05, 2013 09:01 PM (g5wi5)

533 Madonna claimed he hit her with a bottle of salad dressing. Srsly.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2013 06:45 PM (UOM4


That'll teach her for cheating on him with Paul Newman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2013 09:12 PM (673KB)

534 Zombie John Wayne Gacy FTW.

Posted by: Red State Ricky at February 05, 2013 09:18 PM (yEMop)

535 A modest proposal: we execute all of the candidates offered above. And the slut in question, too. Just ... because.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2013 09:30 PM (IDSI7)

536
Some have the romanticized hope that these guys will consider them 'that special women', the 'one who touches them the way no other female has ever done before'- and who would be worth tossing way all their constant affairs - because, oh yes, 'she will fulfill his every desire' ( I think that fantasy comes from reading too many Barbara Cartland romance novels) This is the classic departure from reality - I hear them infer that the bad boy could be a "fixer upper" - someone she can get into a relationship and then manipulate him into changing into her "ideal boyfriend or husband".

Exhibit A of the argument for repealing the 19th Amendment. Anyone this stupid shouldn't be allowed to order for herself in a restaurant.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2013 09:33 PM (IDSI7)

537 "Exhibit A of the argument for repealing the 19th Amendment. Anyone this stupid shouldn't be allowed to order for herself in a restaurant."

Jay, I was describing some women, not all women. The decisions of relationship-challenged women often gets highlighted but doesn't represent the entire female population. Please note my later example of illogical male choices. I've seen extremely bright guys choose relationships that are extremely harmful.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 05, 2013 09:41 PM (g5wi5)

538 Russell Crowe or Colin Farrell were the first two that came to my mind (other than Charlie Sheen).

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 05, 2013 11:25 PM (Dt+R8)

539 Og my fucking God. They banned paper bags too,,and spent 2 million dollars handing out "free" bags to the "poor".

I hate this city so much. I'm pestering my husband to let us move to College Station.

Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2013 12:32 AM (wsGWu)

540 Emily Yoffe's freshest advices have gone off lately. Never anything like "have some dignity, wouldja."

Posted by: SarahW at February 06, 2013 03:13 PM (LYwCh)

541 "there's
an actual difference between a woman consenting to an activity, and a
girl having an activity forced on her."

BTW, HeatherRadish, good point and I agree with you. But the answer to "he's not a keeper and bad to ladies" is HE DOES NOT DESERVE ME. A little selectiveness and dignity even if it would fell physically pleasant is in order.

People ought to forgo pleasure to keep to principle. But that takes character "Prudie" doesn't think anyone needs to rustle up.

Posted by: SarahW at February 06, 2013 03:18 PM (LYwCh)

542 541SarahD "HE DOES NOT DESERVE ME. A little selectiveness and dignity even if it would fell physically pleasant is in order. People ought to forgo pleasure to keep to principle."

That requires that they keep their brains in operation, and their souls firmly attached to the actions of their bodies.



Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 06, 2013 07:53 PM (g5wi5)






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