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1 Hypocrisy, thine ass is as large as the ass of FLOTUS.

Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2013 09:34 AM (UzPAd)

2 Originally read one headline as Cameron Diaz gets Congressional scrutiny.

So off to read them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:34 AM (vN8uH)

3
Subj: Minor Typo - wrong word?
re: Massive Soccer Fixing RIGHT Broken Up

Did you mean "Ring" instead of "Right"?

Posted by: Clayton in Mississippi at February 05, 2013 09:34 AM (Y8KBs)

4 So, let me get this straight. First I have to shave all my pubic hair then put on this god awful cream and the crabs will die?

Posted by: Sen Menendez at February 05, 2013 09:37 AM (wR+pz)

5 I read this the other day, and I think it is great read.
The Three Types of People You’ll Meet in Liberal Hell http://bit.ly/UUOELZ

Posted by: gigg at February 05, 2013 09:38 AM (41VCE)

6 FL guy was not arrested for DUI.

Carr was arrested for disorderly intoxication and retail theft. Because
Carr had twice been convicted for retail theft before his latest arrest,
Sunday's charge was upgraded to a felony.



BION a lot of these driving laws are based on the implied consent standard. You drive on a public road, you must agree to the public rules. So if you are not on a public road you can not be charged with DUI.


A lot of them get away with that still because most people do not challenge them on it when they abuse it.

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2013 09:38 AM (53z96)

7 Danzinger and his crusade against Texaco/Chevron. He used hedge fund financing to wage the legal war. Seems to have bought off the whole Ecuadoran legal system. Got an $18 billion settlement from it. And apparently stands to make $200 million off the whole sick deal. No word on how much the natives of Ecuador that Danzinger fought for will really get. The whole mess is still being fought in the US court system.

What did Michael Douglas say in that movie about Wall Street? Oh yes, 'greed is good." It seems to be for Danzinger and his cronies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:40 AM (vN8uH)

8 Hunters Make Up Only 16% Of Gun Owners

^^^^
THIS is why we can't let the MFM control the narrative on the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 09:40 AM (GFM2b)

9 As Insty summed up the Menendez inquiry, "Who do you trust more - a Dominican whore, or a New Jersey Democrat?

Posted by: Brown Line at February 05, 2013 09:41 AM (VrNoa)

10
"Argentina Freezes Prices At Grocery Stores"
Yeah, that strategy works every time it's tried. I would laugh except I see signs of stealh inflation here every day. The price is the same but that "jumbo" honey bun is now 3.5 ounces, the soup cans are half filled with water, some "settling" has occured on that box of cereal.
*sigh*

Posted by: Warthog at February 05, 2013 09:41 AM (WDySP)

11 Warthog, you forgot the 16oz can or box is now 15oz.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:42 AM (vN8uH)

12 Was in a sadistic mood so I tortured myself by watching the Bloated Brit have his ass handed to him over and over.

Nugent - "Why don't you just leave us the hell alone.'

http://tinyurl.com/bfcty52


"You will never understand."

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 09:42 AM (fWAjv)

13 So metric football is fixed? You don't say.

Posted by: LibertarianJim (team #letitburn) at February 05, 2013 09:42 AM (WDCYi)

14 - "WaPo Writing Articles About Michelle O's Butt For Some Reason"

Poorly educated. Disproportionately gay. Inexperienced. Flamingly liberal. Fatuous. Glib. Frivolous. And we're talking about WaPo's editors and managers. Their reporters even are more loopy.

- "Argentina Freezes Prices At Grocery Stores"

Definitely. Loose money inevitably leads to substantial if not to hyper inflation. Unavoidable. We'll be in the exact same boat, within the near-term event horizon. Perhaps as soon as 7-10 years. Maybe even sooner.

- "Indiana Businesses Thriving A Year After Right To Work Passage"

Obviously. Out in the real world elections and laws have real world consequences.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at February 05, 2013 09:42 AM (r2PLg)

15 FLOUS has a BOFA? Who would have thought of that?

Posted by: Mjölnir, banhammer from the gates of Hell at February 05, 2013 09:43 AM (Jls4P)

16
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor will outline a blueprint spelling out the House Republican agenda on Tuesday, one that emphasizes education, innovation, simplifying the tax code, and reforming immigration and labor laws.

According to excerpts of Cantor's planned speech, the Virginia Republican is planning a wide-ranging address at the American Enterprise Institute to promote policies he says would help the "most vulnerable" and would boost working and middle-class citizens. Cantor will reserve his most pressing rhetoric for education reform, which he suggests will be a top priority for Republicans. "One of our priorities this year will be to move heaven and earth to fix our education system for the most vulnerable," Cantor will say.

Reflected within the excerpts is a desire to put a personal face on politics, as opposed to one that dwells on numbers that tally up government spending and the size of the national debt.



Hey, anybody remember when the Republicans priorities were reducing government spending, regulation and taxes?

Good time. Good times....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 09:43 AM (kdS6q)

17 Repeating my comment from thelast thread because I'm really wondering...

A question about the timing of the Menendez story...

ICE knew about his intern back in October, or maybe earlier.

Is it possible that some people have known what he did for a while now and that is why Cory Booker said he was running even though Lautenberg isn't quitting?

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 05, 2013 09:44 AM (SUKHu)

18 So, let me get this straight. First I have to shave all my pubic hair then put on this god awful cream and the crabs will die?
Posted by: Sen Menendez

Easier to shave one side, squirt lighter fluid on the other side, light it, & when they run out, stab 'em with an ice pick.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 09:44 AM (GFM2b)

19 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 09:44 AM (8y9MW)

20 I'm slimmin' down too.

Posted by: the 1.41 litre half gallon of icecream at February 05, 2013 09:45 AM (evdj2)

21
And fatboy is in the news again:

Good-humored New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie laughs at fat jokes as he eats a donut during an interview with David Letterman

DailyMail


Dance clown, dance....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 09:45 AM (kdS6q)

22 A game fixing RING, I would imagine, BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2013 09:45 AM (ORGYc)

23 9 As Insty summed up the Menendez inquiry, "Who do you trust more - a Dominican whore, or a New Jersey Democrat?

Posted by: Brown Line at February 05, 2013 09:41 AM (VrNoa)



That question is easier than the Dominican whore.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:46 AM (GEICT)

24 8 RickB223,

It is also why we need to warn Fudd that if he fucks us and gives the donks cover we'll fuck him and kill hunting.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 09:47 AM (LRFds)

25 Yeah, I meant ring.

Posted by: Ben at February 05, 2013 09:47 AM (C2Y4l)

26 From the article 'A Revolution in the Works'

"The other option is to place less power within the political sphere. The less power the government has, the less incentive for corruption, and the less that can go wrong when the government misbehaves. The problem with this approach is that the political class likes a powerful government -- it's one of the reasons that the Washington, DC, area, where much of the political class lives, is beginning to resemble the Capital City in The Hunger Games, prospering while the rest of the country suffers."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:48 AM (vN8uH)

27 16 LDC,

Yeah that ship has pretty much sailed and once the illegals get jedi hand waved to US citizenship it is gone for at least 40 years.

The Red States need to make up their minds on some things or not.

Whatever hey Honey Boo is on!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 09:48 AM (LRFds)

28 I can't get a DUI for driving a scooter in Walmart while drunk? Woohoo! My weekend plans are saved!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 05, 2013 09:48 AM (uhftQ)

29 Sure glad there is no inflation--just ordered water filters from AoS
Amazon and price had jumped 7.6% since I put them on my wish list last
week.


Good times, good times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2013 09:49 AM (Cnqmv)

30 I am sure the dems knew what was up with menendez. They will throw him under the bus, and make it all about prostitutes, because the real story is money and pay for play. NJ dem political machine does not want anything interrupting their gravy train. Prolly Christie neither. We haven't heard a peep from him on this, have we? Yes, they are just gonna swap Menendez for Booker

Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 09:49 AM (Dnbau)

31 Florida Man Faces Felony Charges For Driving A Walmart Motorized Shopping Cart While Drunk


I think that may have been CAC on a dorito run.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 09:49 AM (l86i3)

32 Florida Man

Nothing good starts this way.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 09:49 AM (8y9MW)

33 26 Ms Puma,

the problem is the thieves own the courts and can license folks to kill you...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 09:49 AM (LRFds)

34 I think that may have been CAC on a dorito run.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 09:49 AM (l86i3)



And he wasn't drunk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:50 AM (GEICT)

35 And fatboy is in the news again:

Good-humored New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie laughs at fat jokes as he eats a donut during an interview with David Letterman

DailyMail


Dance clown, dance....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 09:45 AM (kdS6q)




Krispy Kreme doesn't seem to realize that he's become just another useful idiot for the left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2013 09:50 AM (1Jaio)

36 BCochran, was that you in the Wal-Mart scooter?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:50 AM (vN8uH)

37 32 Florida Man

-----------

Nothing good starts this way.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 09:49 AM (8y9MW)




*ahem*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:50 AM (GEICT)

38 Did you mean "Ring" instead of "Right"?

LOL you might be right, I thought it was just a Euro/Brit way of saying it.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 05, 2013 09:51 AM (FzaDE)

39 It is also why we need to warn Fudd that if he fucks us and gives the donks cover we'll fuck him and kill hunting.

Agreed. 100%.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 09:51 AM (GFM2b)

40 Florida Man Faces Felony Charges For Driving A Walmart Motorized Shopping Cart While Drunk



I bet his buttcrack was showing when he was pulled over.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 05, 2013 09:51 AM (ZOf1l)

41 36 BCochran, was that you in the Wal-Mart scooter?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:50 AM (vN8uH)




A walmart scooter is not what I enjoy riding when drunk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:51 AM (GEICT)

42 Seriosuly, why nothing from Christie on Menendez? Did Letterman even ask? Has anyone? He opines on a ton of other stuff. Now, when it looks like NJ Dem corruption, he is as silent as the tomb

Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2013 09:51 AM (Dnbau)

43 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:50 AM (GEICT)

Yes? Was there something?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 09:52 AM (8y9MW)

44
“Fat butt Michelle Obama,” said Bob Grisham, a high school football
coach who was surreptitiously recorded by one of his students. “Look at
her. She looks like she weighs 185 or 190. She’s overweight.”
Grisham, who was suspended Monday






I'm guessing if he made comments about Sarah Palin he would have been given an award

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2013 09:52 AM (1Jaio)

45 Coach got suspended for calling out Worf's fat ass? Who wants to bet he'd have been put up for "coach of the year" for calling Laura Bush a "Stepford bitch?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2013 09:52 AM (zF6Iw)

46 Which one of you CRACKAS said that my Nubian Warrior Princess has a BOFA!!! I'z bust yo upside yo head with a drone strike, BYTCHES!!!

BTW - she needs someone to rub cocoa butter on her "ample" bootay when we head off to our next VAYCAY!!!

Posted by: Emperor Baraka Choom Choom the Firstus at February 05, 2013 09:52 AM (Jls4P)

47 Yeah that ship has pretty much sailed and once the illegals get jedi hand waved to US citizenship it is gone for at least 40 years.The Red States need to make up their minds on some things or not.Whatever hey Honey Boo is on!
Posted by: sven10077
****

America will be gone and the USSA (United Socialist Staes of America) will be what's left.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 05, 2013 09:53 AM (uhftQ)

48 Ms Puma,
the problem is the thieves own the courts and can license folks to kill you...

The devil is always in the details. Licensing is easy. Carrying it out can get messy.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 09:54 AM (GFM2b)

49 *glares at AG*



Nothing good starts with a Florida man?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:54 AM (GEICT)

50 A walmart scooter is not what I enjoy riding when drunk.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:51 AM (GEICT)

Big Wheel?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 09:55 AM (l86i3)

51
It hosted two World Series, The Catch and the Beatles' last concert. Now it looks like Candlestick Park will go out with a blast next year to make way for a shopping center.

Plans are to blow up the 69,000-seat stadium with a 30-second implosion, possibly within weeks of the 49ers' final touchdown next season. Rubble from the Stick will be used to grade the site for an 800,000-square-foot shopping district similar to the one in downtown Walnut Creek.

SFGate



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 09:55 AM (kdS6q)

52 Oh wow, this is so wrong. Nothing says cool pimped ride than a Buick Roadmaster on snowflake rims.

http://molestedcars.net/images/2012-02-21%2007.55.59.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:55 AM (vN8uH)

53 That is why we love Michelle.

Posted by: Sir-Mix-Alot at February 05, 2013 09:56 AM (ZOf1l)

54 Which one of you CRACKAS said that my Nubian Warrior Princess has a BOFA!!!

BTW, NASA called. They want their eclipse back.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 09:56 AM (GFM2b)

55 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 09:55 AM (kdS6q)

I just have one question. Who in the hell has all of this extra shopping money?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 09:56 AM (l86i3)

56 >>I am sure the dems knew what was up with menendez. They will throw him under the bus, and make it all about prostitutes, because the real story is money and pay for play. NJ dem political machine does not want anything interrupting their gravy train. Prolly Christie neither. We haven't heard a peep from him on this, have we? Yes, they are just gonna swap Menendez for Booker

It's ugly.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 05, 2013 09:57 AM (SUKHu)

57 A walmart scooter is not what I enjoy riding when drunk.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:51 AM (GEICT)

Big Wheel?

The quarter horsey out front?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 09:57 AM (GFM2b)

58 "Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Marijuana and Firearms"

Stimulus!

Posted by: Eddie's Custom Windbreaker Printing - Specializing in 4 letter acronyms at February 05, 2013 09:57 AM (CypDC)

59 Argentina Freezes Prices At Grocery Stores

---

Forthcoming headlines-

1. Store shelves empty in Argentina as evil hoarders deny their fellow man food and toilet paper

2. Argentina cracks down on price gougers selling food and toilet paper at unapproved prices.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 05, 2013 09:58 AM (e0xKF)

60 BCochran skates the Wal-Mart parking lot using a shopping cart.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:58 AM (vN8uH)

61 Nothing good starts with a Florida man?

Yeah. Pretty much.

Oh, there are exceptions to the rule, I'm sure- but tell me, did you really need the "Florida Man" at the beginning of that title to know the event occurred in Florida?

Put it another way: when you read "Florida Man," didn't you just think "Oh, no. What now?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 09:58 AM (8y9MW)

62 @OSP , DiogenesLamp,sven,eman.

Sorry, I think type too slowly to keep up with previous thread

Agreed. I don't know where we are going, but I know my history. We are due for some serious hardship and a big FKN brawl. - OSP


The economic secession driver is either :
(A) things are so good that we want the FedGov OUT (ala 1850's)
(B) things are so bad that we want the FedGov OUT


Either way , the blue state dole to the red must either dry up or be preempted by red state economic success.

And conservative principles have to be functioning and successful in the red states in clear opposition to the statists.


Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 05, 2013 09:59 AM (EZl54)

63 Brandon you forgot.

Argentinian National Police crack down on hoarders by raiding private homes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:59 AM (vN8uH)

64 52
Oh wow, this is so wrong. Nothing says cool pimped ride than a Buick Roadmaster on snowflake rims.

http://molestedcars.net/images/2012-02-21%2007.55.59.jpg


Dat be a ghettofabulous ride!!! Had one back in Chi-town, when I was doin lots of Choom and Blow and getting to know me some Reggie Love, IYKWIMAITYD!!!!

Posted by: Emperor Baraka Choom Choom the Firstus at February 05, 2013 10:00 AM (Jls4P)

65 Store shelves empty in Argentina as evil hoarders deny their fellow man food and toilet paper

In the words of William Wallace,
"You make take my life, but you'll never take my shit tickets!"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 10:00 AM (GFM2b)

66 Argentinian National Police crack down on hoarders by raiding private homes.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:59 AM (vN8uH)


What happens when the farmers can't afford the feed or seed?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 10:01 AM (l86i3)

67
The 2014 Super Bowl will be the first to be played outdoors in cold weather conditions and the centerpiece performance may be a casualty of freezing temperatures, it was revealed today.

The New York Post reported that there are no plans for a musical show at the Metlife Stadium in New Jersey as NFL officials can't work out how to put on the huge spectacle in wintry conditions.

DailyMail




No inane mid-game Broadway spectacle? Oh the horror!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 10:01 AM (kdS6q)

68 62 T Hunter,

That is true and it is why we need to start openly making the argument that EPA and DoE are trying to kill Red State economics for no gain.

Voters need to grab the elected Republicans by the fucking throat and say "look asshole start counter punching fuck the media."

and probably telling them

"you represent the state of *x* and need to quit looking to DC for answers and cookies."

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:02 AM (LRFds)

69 OSP - Zimbabwe meets Ethiopia and Hunger Games.

"Where we are going, we don't need roads..."
http://tinyurl.com/azq2trr

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:02 AM (vN8uH)

70 but tell me, did you really need the "Florida Man" at the beginning of that title to know the event occurred in Florida?

Yes. Could have been Tennessee or WV.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 10:03 AM (GFM2b)

71 Big Wheel?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 09:55 AM (l86i3)





http://tinyurl.com/7rkx3qv

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:03 AM (GEICT)

72 The New York Post reported that there are no plans for a musical show at
the Metlife Stadium in New Jersey as NFL officials can't work out how
to put on the huge spectacle in wintry conditions.


Why not just have "Up With People and the E-Street Band" perform.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 05, 2013 10:03 AM (ZOf1l)

73 So they are playing next year's super bowl in NJ in an outdoor stadium in February?



Good plan. Soon the NFL will be dead and maybe they'll replace Sun TV with something better, like watching the Mooch wipe her big ass with some of that Argentinian toilet paper.



Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2013 10:04 AM (53z96)

74 Oh wow, this is so wrong. Nothing says cool pimped ride than a Buick Roadmaster on snowflake rims.

http://molestedcars.net/images/2012-02-21%2007.55.59.jpg


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 09:55 AM (vN8uH)



I've seen cars (in Chicago) that are complete rust buckets but they have these huge shiny, spinning rims. they must cost more than the cars

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2013 10:04 AM (1Jaio)

75 Any Commonwealth of VA folks (Sic semper tyrannis) here - be aware and contact your reps regarding HB 2251.

Another law that makes no fucking sense.

"no individual may possess more than three large capacity magazines."

Why? Where the hell did you pull '3' from?

"A registered owner of a large capacity magazine shall (i) safely and securely store the large capacity magazine pursuant to regulations adopted by the Department of State Police and shall make such storage available for inspection by the Department of State Police"


Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 10:04 AM (fWAjv)

76 I mean how hard is it for Republicans in these states to go to the city and tell Free Shit Army "EPA is demanding your light bill goes up by attacking coal use." and trying to create inertia in Free Shit Army's lockstep backing of the donks?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:04 AM (LRFds)

77 Oh, there are exceptions to the rule, I'm sure- but tell me, did you really need the "Florida Man" at the beginning of that title to know the event occurred in Florida?

Put it another way: when you read "Florida Man," didn't you just think "Oh, no. What now?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 09:58 AM (8y9MW)



Let me try this again.


*the native Floridian man glares at AG*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:04 AM (GEICT)

78 Indiana Businesses Thriving A Year After Right To Work Passage

And conservative principles have to be functioning and successful in the red states in clear opposition to the statists.


like this. awesome.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 05, 2013 10:04 AM (EZl54)

79 Must walk doddeh, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 05, 2013 10:04 AM (l86i3)

80 75 RWC,

they're using dead babies to try to stop folks from having the tools necessary to stop out of control cops/soldiers.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:05 AM (LRFds)

81 When the power fails for the 2014 Super Bowl due to EPA shutting power plants down, how soon will the attendees be roasting Krispy Kreme on a spit at the 50 yard line?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:05 AM (vN8uH)

82 So, let me get this straight. First I have to shave all my pubic hair then put on this god awful cream and the crabs will die? Posted by: Sen Menendez Easier to shave one side, squirt lighter fluid on the other side, light it, when they run out, stab 'em with an ice pick.
Posted by: rickb223

***

The environmentally friendly way is to catch a praying mantis, tie some thread around it, then dangle it over the area and let it graze.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 05, 2013 10:06 AM (uhftQ)

83 http://tinyurl.com/ab7mjfn

kid in florence az suspended over a screen saver.....pictures of weapons on screen savers kill people or something

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 05, 2013 10:06 AM (GVxQo)

84 72 Samuel Adams,

I'd prefer "Up with people" send their sister band "fuck you people" to NY/NJ instead.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:06 AM (LRFds)

85 45 Mary Poppins etc

Hello, and I've just bought your book - and I've already got into it even though it's 2am Wednesday and I have to be at work in a few hours

*Hanging on to the world here Down Under - upside down*

Posted by: aussie at February 05, 2013 10:06 AM (8tH2L)

86 A high school football coach can get suspended for saying Michelle Obama has a fat ass? Holy fucking shit.

Posted by: zsasz at February 05, 2013 10:06 AM (MMC8r)

87 *the native Floridian man glares at AG*

I'm still not seeing a problem.

Your state motto should be "Here, hold my beer."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 10:06 AM (8y9MW)

88 Easier to shave one side, squirt lighter fluid on the other side, light it, when they run out, stab 'em with an ice pick.



I heard from a "reliable source" that the solution is to rub the affected area with Scotch and sand. They get drunk and stone each other to death.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 05, 2013 10:07 AM (FzaDE)

89 The environmentally friendly way is to catch a praying mantis, tie some
thread around it, then dangle it over the area and let it graze.


I think I just pulled something.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 10:07 AM (8y9MW)

90 86 zsasz,

Yup....and we can't even get a teacher reprimanded for wishing bush dead...

"fucked we are" as Yoda says

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:07 AM (LRFds)

91 Face it, BC, Florida is even easier to make fun of than Oklahoma.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 10:08 AM (8y9MW)

92
Meet America's youngest female billionaire: Secretive 30-year-old 'Burger Princess' behind In-N-Out Burger who has been married three times and drag-races for fun

DailyMail




Money and free Double Doubles? Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 10:08 AM (kdS6q)

93 they're using dead babies to try to stop folks from having the tools necessary to stop out of control cops/soldiers.


Dead babies now, dead birds 45 years ago. Commies never stop.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 05, 2013 10:08 AM (ZOf1l)

94 Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:05 AM (LRFds)

Yep. And this is coming from the liberal shitstains in Fairfax. Damn I hate that VA is purple now.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2013 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

95 I think someone found their Juliet. As you like it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:09 AM (vN8uH)

96 I'm still not seeing a problem.

Your state motto should be "Here, hold my beer."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 10:06 AM (8y9MW)




"Here baby, hold my beer. I gotta go take care of something real quick. No, shouldn't take long."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:09 AM (GEICT)

97 You know having this cute little staffer put this cream on my balls is working out OK. She said she was 18 and a "nurse". Es Verdad?

Posted by: Sen Menendez at February 05, 2013 10:09 AM (wR+pz)

98 "Here baby, hold my beer. I gotta go take care of something real quick. No, shouldn't take long."

See? Like I said.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 10:10 AM (8y9MW)

99 I mean how hard is it for Republicans in these states to go to the city and tell Free Shit Army "EPA is demanding your light bill goes up by attacking coal use." and trying to create inertia in Free Shit Army's lockstep backing of the donks?

The FSA will just sqeal like a stuck pig that they need more money.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 10:10 AM (GFM2b)

100 Maybe she will rub that cream in long enough for a happy ending?

Posted by: Sen Menendez at February 05, 2013 10:11 AM (wR+pz)

101 FSA voter and failed art school graduate?
http://molestedcars.net/images/crazy-car-3.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:11 AM (vN8uH)

102 99 RickB223,

Probably but what you want is noise in their little darling heads to create inertia and stop them from blockvoting.

Hell we need to start making the national democrats own the Federal Blue models blowback at the local level.

We are allowing them freebies with the poor.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:12 AM (LRFds)

103 65 Store shelves empty in Argentina as evil hoarders deny their fellow man food and toilet paper

In the words of William Wallace,
"You make take my life, but you'll never take my shit tickets!"

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Don't worry, I've got a solution to this piece of shit cock-sucking duck-fucking three-seashells problem.

Posted by: John Spartan at February 05, 2013 10:13 AM (e0xKF)

104 The environmentally friendly way is to catch a praying mantis, tie some thread around it, then dangle it over the area and let it graze. I think I just pulled something.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart
***

All I can say is that using ascorpion didn't go so well.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 05, 2013 10:13 AM (uhftQ)

105 SHIT!

This stuff burns worst than that dry fuck I gave the "nurse" in Casa de Campo.

Posted by: Sen Menendez at February 05, 2013 10:13 AM (wR+pz)

106 Dole pineapple/orange juice.
Was $2.50 for 1/2 gal.
Now $2.85 for 1.5 qts.

Posted by: teej at February 05, 2013 10:13 AM (4IyOI)

107 "Here, hold my beer."

"And watch this".
Redneck Funeral Dirge.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2013 10:13 AM (GFM2b)

108 This rationing? it always works!

Posted by: Fidel at February 05, 2013 10:14 AM (wR+pz)

109 75 Any Commonwealth of VA folks (Sic semper tyrannis) here - be aware and contact your reps regarding HB 2251.

Another law that makes no fucking sense.

"no individual may possess more than three large capacity magazines."

Why? Where the hell did you pull '3' from?

"A registered owner of a large capacity magazine shall (i) safely and securely store the large capacity magazine pursuant to regulations adopted by the Department of State Police and shall make such storage available for inspection by the Department of State Police"


Yeah, go fuck yourself.

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I'm not surprised that this legislation exists.

I'm more surprised that this is coming in Virginia, as opposed to a bluer state. Fucking Beltway vultures may have some power in the state but they are NOT the whole state.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 05, 2013 10:16 AM (e0xKF)

110 I'm just going for a quick swim. Back in a minute. Honest.

Posted by: ophelia at February 05, 2013 10:17 AM (ORGYc)

111
Adult film actress Coco Brown is preparing to become to the first porn star in space, according to The Sun. The actress, who has stared in “Black Panty Chronicles 2″ and “Big Booty Bomb 2,” has coughed up approximately $100,000 to take part in a private Dutch mission that is scheduled to launch into space in 2014. The newspaper notes that Brown has already been through anti-gravity training and is looking forward to visiting space on a SXC rocket.

“I’ve always had a love of space,” the porn star told The Sun. “I’m an adventurous person and I thrive off of excitement.”

If you are big fan of Coco’s movies and you were hoping for a little action in space, you will undoubtedly be disappointed. Although she has made a living having sex on camera, the porn star told The Sun that she will not be having any sex in space.

“We have gear that we have to wear, but I’ll see what I can do up there,” she said. “Maybe I’ll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background.”

The Space Reporter

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 10:17 AM (kdS6q)

112 Watch this!


http://tinyurl.com/agdpj9f

Posted by: Bubba at February 05, 2013 10:17 AM (wR+pz)

113 So I wandered on over to the "Conversation" because frankly I am looking for ANY excuse I can find to not finish my log for last weekend.

some "ezra" fella says we lost because we did not make "hipsters feel welcome"....

ah okay...because the leftoids are sowe lcoming and all....

FUCK the stupid it burns

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:19 AM (LRFds)

114 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2013 10:17 AM (kdS6q)


Not well-versed on her, is that Ice-T's woman?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 05, 2013 10:19 AM (ZOf1l)

115 111 LDC,

uh "yeah"....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:19 AM (LRFds)

116 Dear Ms. Coco,

To have conjugal jollies whilst in orbit a few things will be in order. First you and your partner must be tethered least his rocket propel you into smashing your head. And please be considerate of others and try to clean up any floating debris from the orbital insertion.

Your most humble servant,
Sir Isaac Newton.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:20 AM (vN8uH)

117 Your most humble servant,
Sir Isaac Newton.


Yeah and no facials, it will end up like a snow globe in there.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 05, 2013 10:22 AM (ZOf1l)

118 Ms Puma,

I'm pretty sure you can hook knees....

not that I know from experience and all just looking at diagrams.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 05, 2013 10:23 AM (LRFds)

119 re: "A high school football coach can get suspended for saying Michelle Obama has a fat ass? Holy fucking shit."

The first time I remember getting in trouble at school was during a showing of a JFK newsreel compilation. His retarded wife was answering a question from a reporter, and after stifling myself for a few seconds, I laughed at his retarded wife. Because she just kept being so retarded. My laughing freed everyone else to laugh at his retarded wife, which they'd really wanted to do the whole time, because she was really retarded.

And so of course the teacher, being a Strong Woman, stopped the film and flipped shit on us--and invented on the spot a myth that Back In Those Days, presidents' wives were obliged (because patriarchy and such) to act like they were retarded, though of course they were all great geniuses who'd otherwise have overshadowed their husbands.

So of course I said "Eleanor Roosevelt," because I think lying to children is wrong, and of course she said "detention."

We've been nearly this boned for a long time.

Posted by: oblig. at February 05, 2013 10:24 AM (cePv8)

120
I'm still not seeing a problem.

Your state motto should be "Here, hold my beer.


Ahem. That motto has already been taken by all my cousins back home in Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 05, 2013 10:25 AM (+z4pE)

121 And please be considerate of others and try to clean up any floating debris from the orbital insertion.

If he's going to do the full pr0n star treatment, he'll pull out and shoot it all over her for the camera. Ofcourse, since it's zero gravity, it'll end up being thousands of tiny little drops of jizz splattering everywhere or hanging around in the air. Clean up is going to be a bitch.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:26 AM (GQ8sn)

122 Ahem. That motto has already been taken by all my cousins back home in Alabama.

Hmmm... I see your point. But "here, hold my meth" just doesn't sound as good.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 05, 2013 10:26 AM (8y9MW)

123 So of course I said "Eleanor Roosevelt," because I think lying to children is wrong, and of course she said "detention."

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IIRC, Eleanor helped found the Girl Scouts, which makes sense because I hear she liked to eat Brownies.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 05, 2013 10:26 AM (e0xKF)

124 If he's going to do the full pr0n star treatment, he'll pull out and shoot it all over her for the camera. Ofcourse, since it's zero gravity, it'll end up being thousands of tiny little drops of jizz splattering everywhere or hanging around in the air. Clean up is going to be a bitch.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:26 AM (GQ8sn)



LOL. Vacuum hose?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:27 AM (GEICT)

125 We will crush Sodastream!

Posted by: Big Cola at February 05, 2013 10:27 AM (ypzqs)

126 I have many candidates here in AZ that I can submit to molested cars.com

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 05, 2013 10:29 AM (uhftQ)

127 LOL. Vacuum hose?

LOL yeah. It's called "Coco Brown".

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:30 AM (GQ8sn)

128 LOL yeah. It's called "Coco Brown".

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:30 AM (GQ8sn)



Vacuum hoe, not hose.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:32 AM (GEICT)

129 Unless one of the rescue balls is sacrificed for the coital orbital maneuvers. And it is tethered. Make clean up easy as long as they don't suffocate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:33 AM (vN8uH)

130 IIRC, Eleanor helped found the Girl Scouts, which makes sense because I hear she liked to eat Brownies.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 05, 2013 10:26 AM (e0xKF)


The Girl Scouts were founded in Savannah, GA and that ugly commie walrus had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2013 10:33 AM (53z96)

131 Vacuum hoe, not hose.

Hoe, hose? Not seeing the difference.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:33 AM (GQ8sn)

132 Unless one of the rescue balls is sacrificed for the coital orbital maneuvers.


Hehehehehehehe....you said balls! Hehehehehehehehehehehe...

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:34 AM (GQ8sn)

133 Hoe, hose? Not seeing the difference.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:33 AM (GQ8sn)




You insert one into the other.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 10:34 AM (GEICT)

134 Vacuum hoe, not hose.

Hoe, hose? Not seeing the difference.


It puts the lotion on its skin...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 05, 2013 10:35 AM (GBXon)

135 A walmart scooter is not what I enjoy riding when drunk. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 05, 2013 09:51 AM (GEICT)
Big Wheel?
The quarter horsey out front?


Sandy Fluke?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2013 10:36 AM (zF6Iw)

136 And it is tethered.

I say, leave them untethered. Find a place that's fairly open, without too many obstructions nearby, maybe the cargo bay? Then....they need to get into the middle of the room, get into "position", then someone start spinning them like the Discovery from 2010 when the Russian/American crew on the Leonov find it orbitting Jupiter.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:36 AM (GQ8sn)

137 Hello, and I've just bought your book - and I've already got into it even though it's 2am Wednesday and I have to be at work in a few hours *Hanging on to the world here Down Under - upside down*

Aww, thanks, aussie. Good on ya.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2013 10:37 AM (zF6Iw)

138 136 And it is tethered.

I say, leave them untethered. Find a place that's fairly open, without too many obstructions nearby, maybe the cargo bay? Then....they need to get into the middle of the room, get into "position", then someone start spinning them like the Discovery from 2010 when the Russian/American crew on the Leonov find it orbitting Jupiter.

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Will the porno be set to the Blue Danube Waltz?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 05, 2013 10:38 AM (e0xKF)

139 Will the porno be set to the Blue Danube Waltz?

Yes. It will take 15 minutes for the "shuttle" to "dock".

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)

140 >Yes. It will take 15 minutes for the "shuttle" to "dock".


Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)


I can feel it.
I can feel it.

Posted by: HAL9000 at February 05, 2013 10:40 AM (8sCoq)

141 Hmmm... I see your point. But "here, hold my meth" just doesn't sound as good.

Especially as it'll come out, "Hee, ho' mah meff."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2013 10:41 AM (zF6Iw)

142 I'm also glad we settled the sticky issue of drone striking US citizens. This will certainly make things easier for TFG now that he can call in a Hellfire on ANYONE without the legal bullshit getting in the way.

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:41 AM (GQ8sn)

143 New thread. This one is full coital debris set to classy music. Close the pod bay doors HAL.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2013 10:41 AM (vN8uH)

144 I can feel it.
I can feel it.


Posted by: HAL9000 at February 05, 2013 10:40 AM (8sCoq)


"Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2013 10:41 AM (GQ8sn)

145 137 Mary Poppins etc
I'm going to late for bloody work because of your book...

May as well stay up and keep reading (and have another little glass of good Aussie wine)

Pity my poor workmates - they're going to cop one very tired Aussie in a coupla hours!

Posted by: aussie at February 05, 2013 10:45 AM (8tH2L)

146 My God, it's full of stars!

Posted by: Dr. Dave Bowman at February 05, 2013 10:46 AM (WDySP)

147 Just legalize the mildly-intoxicating ditch weed and be done with it. Tax the shit at 100% (and that's the only time you'll ever hear ME say THAT!)

Now there's a shovel-ready project that really will stimulate the economy. And even at 100% taxation, it would still be cheaper than the current illegal prices, so everybody wins.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 05, 2013 10:52 AM (7ObY1)

148 61 Put it another way: when you read "Florida Man," didn't you just think "Oh, no. What now?"

Can't forget the occasional "holy shit, I wonder if that's my neighb...whew."

Posted by: akula51 at February 05, 2013 10:59 AM (YesJa)

149 re Fifty years of failing America's mentally ill..


My sister is bipolar. She has spent about half her adult life either living on the streets or in jail. A month ago, she called me and said she couldn't take it anymore and needed help.

I picked her up and took her to the ER at a hospital which offers help to those with no means of support. In the 6 hours we were there she saw an M.D. to clear her health-wise but never saw a mental health specialist of any kind. They offered to release her with a prescription for Prozac and said she'd have to seek help elsewhere in an outpatient setting.

Here's a prescription for a condition we have not confirmed. You are on your own. I had a few choice words for them and we walked away.

Determined to get help, we left and went immediately to another hospital. There they offered to send her to an inpatient clinic for the night. About 0800 the next morning, she was out without any followup appts or any medication. It sees she looks too sane.

My sister is attractive and clean and because she wasn't pulling her hair out that day, she looked too good to be crazy.

It took a non-profit organization staffed by volunteer docs to get her any help whatsoever and now, thankfully, she is beginning to receive therapy.

And, uh, you should have seen the schizophrenic in the bed next to my sister. He was afraid of hurting his kids. They offered a prescription and then turned him lose as well. We saw him outside, furious and crying and desperate.

Just pathetic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2013 11:00 AM (piMMO)

150 147
Just legalize the mildly-intoxicating ditch weed and be done with it.
Tax the shit at 100% (and that's the only time you'll ever hear ME say
THAT!)



Now there's a shovel-ready project that really will stimulate the
economy. And even at 100% taxation, it would still be cheaper than the
current illegal prices, so everybody wins.





Posted by: BlueStateRebel

I suppose you advocate only allowing lite beer to be legal too, and taxed at 100%.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2013 11:02 AM (dZ756)

151 I suppose you advocate only allowing lite beer to be legal too, and taxed at 100%.


Alcohol is already legal in this country, so your response makes no sense.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 05, 2013 11:47 AM (7ObY1)

152 re: Soccer cheating ring
30,000 professional soccer matches are played in Europe each season (not a random number, this is the actual amount rounded off), and they have suspected cheating in 300 over a span of three years. Gambling is a3 Billion dollar a day industry worldwide, nearly 2 Billion a day in Asia, the authorities suspect the gambling ring profited injust 16 million dollars. Next, the Asian gambling market rigs sporting events in ALL sports, even American ones. They are very sophisticated and careful, they don't buy off the favorite to lose a game, they buy off the predicted loser to lose by slightly more than normal and they make their profit off getting people to bet on the loser to cover the spread. Declain Hill's "The Fix" investigated this, shown how Chinese Gambling rings bought a World Cup Game in 2006 by offering the players from Ghana running water to the villages of their families. After the WC, a Chinese firm in fact did start community projects all over Ghana giving runningwater to people who had never had it before. Kind of hard to turn down running water for your family, isn't it?

Posted by: Rory at February 05, 2013 12:21 PM (IL9gH)






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