Audi Super Bowl Ad is... "Rapey"?

The ad is a standard power fantasy in which a kid without a prom date gets the keys to his dad's Audi and immediately becomes Smoldering Hot Rebel A-Number One and lays a big smooch on the prom queen, to the anger of the prom king. But the queen herself is pleased.

So, you know, it's rape.

Good God.

Our current media culture is one of abject stupidity, in which people are required (or feel required, perhaps) to say very stupid things which are, despite their stupidity, somehow pleasing to their feebleminded constituency.

More: from @lilmissrightie, who makes a solid point:

You're posturing as someone who is so averse to rape he makes in his pants over a kiss (well-received, as it turns out), but then you employ cutesy-poo terminology about it like "rapey"?

Your very terms indicate you're not at all serious about this latest stupidity.

Posted by: Ace at 08:54 PM



Comments

1 Reading Twitchy are we? Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 08:55 PM (GEICT)

2 I refuse to enter the echo chamber.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 04, 2013 08:55 PM (RzuEl)

3 I will watch no SB ads!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2013 08:55 PM (Cnqmv)

4 Of all the objectification of women that went on in commercials last night THAT'S what they're pissed over?! That.

Posted by: Filly at February 04, 2013 08:56 PM (hL+0x)

5 It's also a scene that has taken place in umpteen movies.






FUCK YOU, Joel Mathis.....whoeverthefuck you are.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (X6akg)

6 Rapey? So are we supposed to root for the Prom King? That is so heteronormative!

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (eUUME)

7 Yeah but Beyonce nailed it they say.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (mqCRO)

8 They hate the last part about being brave.

Posted by: madamex at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (+kvQd)

9 Beyonce's outfit wasn't objectifying at all though....nope, no sirree.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (X6akg)

10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBKjhgHGVZs

/couldn't wait for the ONT, sorry

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (QTHTd)

11 They also don't show what happens 5 minutes later: boy faps furiously in his dad's Audi.

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (eUUME)

12 Don't worry, we'll get our Green Police right on it.

Posted by: Audi at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (uOWHN)

13 Uh..... its.... an Audi...

Is that now the epitome of Cool and Manhood for American Male Children?

/shakes head sadly, gets into his Camaro, and drives off into the sunset...

Posted by: Romeo13... at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (lZBBB)

14 Not objectfying slutty so that's cool. You hicks gotta get with it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (mqCRO)

15 And so this douchebag, who no one would have otherwise heard of, wound up getting his name spread all over the Internet by saying something stupid.

I think I'm beginning to see how this game works ...

Posted by: Andy at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (OZPoa)

16 So, with this guy's logic.....the Axe Apollo commercial objectified astronauts?

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (X6akg)

17 Beyonce's whole act was whorific.

And

How bout this angle:

http://bit.ly/11lSKC1

Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (VMcEw)

18 Not to mention the Kat Denning ad.

I finally understand the reason why Two Broke Girls is still on the air.

Two reasons, actually.

Posted by: CAC at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (5sK4a)

19 The Beyonce' Nailed It sh*t was written days before the Stupor Bowl. the tip was when they all swooned over her off key 'impromptu' rendition of the SSB at a press conference a couple of days before. Girl has some golden gambs, but cannot sing a lick.

That whole line of sh&t came straight out of the WH.

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 04, 2013 09:01 PM (+kznc)

20 Maybe "racy" but not "rapey".

As in "rapey-rapey".

Posted by: USCitizen at February 04, 2013 09:01 PM (ZcTwP)

21 Hey, at least it wasn't "rapey" rapey...

Posted by: Whoopie Cushin at February 04, 2013 09:01 PM (r5hbx)

22 Oh SURE... just throw the rapey crap in our face

Posted by: rapey raperton from Raper Falls, MT at February 04, 2013 09:02 PM (/jHWN)

23 Joel Mathis seems to be a simpering tool poofter. What a stoopidTweet. Pretty faggish in my book, just like the rest of the fagghish leftard Metrofaggish twits.

Posted by: Jimmy at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (OvM+y)

24 Yeah, wake me when they have My Bloody Valentine doing the halftime show

Until then, fuck you

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (QTHTd)

25 The Menendez story just got a lot more interesting over at Breitbart.

They have the goods on the senator. Ball's in his court.

Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (I2LwF)

26 Somehow, despite watching pretty much the whole entire thing, I did not see the Kate Upton ad. Was that rapey, too?

Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (kpCLl)

27 Who won the UberBowl? I wasn't concerned.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (7xPCu)

28
It's merely the latest salvo in the War Against Normalcy.

If there was a rape in that commercial, I like, totally missed it. The kid was alone the whole time.

PS, paging Whoopi Goldberg, Whoopi Goldberg to the courtesy phone, please.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (+z4pE)

29 fuck it ...

I'm going off to rape a clydesdale with Budweiser Black Crown beer bottle.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (RuUvx)

30
Wait, they've got us surrounded on this one. Better give up, buy the Audi and let your teenager be Rapey.

Or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (Md8Uo)

31 So who's Vagenda is this again?

Geez, SMOD stat!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (vN8uH)

32
Hey, Joel Mathis...FUCK YOU!

Wow, that DOES feel good

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (Yhu4q)

33 I'm going off to rape a clydesdale with Budweiser Black Crown beer bottle.

Wish me luck.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (RuUvx)
Just remember that cookie is better than cream and don't buy a goat.

Posted by: CAC at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (5sK4a)

34 shakes head sadly, gets into his Camaro, and drives off into the sunset...

You DO have the voice of country radio on in that Camaro, right? Because if not, well.....I'm afraid I am going to have to ask for your Man Card.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (qX7G2)

35 Ball's in his court.

How deep?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (QTHTd)

36 Rapey? I was going to go with simple assault, on the beating geek boy was going to get from the King the next day

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (S4AQU)

37 What I'm most concerned about is what does Vagenda say about this????

Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (EAgmr)

38 29 fuck it ...

I'm going off to rape a clydesdale with Budweiser Black Crown beer bottle.

Wish me luck.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (RuUvx)

Be careful...and have the ambulance nearby, because a pissed off Clydesdale will cause severe injuries.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (7xPCu)

39 Actually the goat one was amusing. When it ran out of Doritos (?) and started screeching, I imagined that was what some lovely fashion icon of DC probably does when her feedbag is empty.

Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (kpCLl)

40 Re Menendez,

He is denying it so he's going down. If he stayed silent at lease he would be lying.
Hope it's funner to watch than Weiner-gate.

Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (VMcEw)

41 It's an age old lesson:

Love hurts.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (RuUvx)

42 "1
Reading Twitchy are we? Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 08:55 PM (GEICT)"

The lunacy exposed on Twitchy is proof that satire is dead.

Posted by: BS Inc. at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (cMtCV)

43
my only interest in the SB was to see if my square
numbers won some $.

Everything about the game is so ultra hyped, it sux.

Posted by: seamrog at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (Dw/Jt)

44 I must've missed the rape.

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (MMC8r)

45 Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (qX7G2)

Yes.... and no.... got a LOT of Heavy Metal too....

Cars themesong? Jetboy... Heavy Chevy..... LOL...

Posted by: Romeo13... at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (lZBBB)

46
Did you know that in social media terms, OBama out-twittered Romney in hits by almost 8:1?

Pay attention, this is why we lose elections. That and we're surrounded by rapey Vagendas.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (Md8Uo)

47 Uh..... its.... an Audi...

Is that now the epitome of Cool and Manhood for American Male Children?

/shakes head sadly, gets into his Camaro, and drives off into the sunset...


You're really asking why Audi didn't make an advertisement featuring a Camaro?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (E9nic)

48 18 Not to mention the Kat Denning ad.

I finally understand the reason why Two Broke Girls is still on the air.

Two reasons, actually.

Posted by: CAC at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (5sK4a)




This?


http://tinyurl.com/aj7l2gw

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (GEICT)

49 41
It's an age old lesson:



Love hurts.

I don't think you're doing it right...

Posted by: rapey raperton from Raper Falls, MT at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (/jHWN)

50 Menendez, Clinton, Kennedy, Jackson, et.al. They have such stellar reputations - but let's be concerned about an Audi commercial. Got it.

Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (EAgmr)

51 44 I must've missed the rape.
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (MMC8r)

It was implied.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (7xPCu)

52 Yes.... and no.... got a LOT of Heavy Metal too....

Your Man Card has been validated. Carry on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:09 PM (qX7G2)

53 Now that's rape-rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldipshit at February 04, 2013 09:09 PM (E9nic)

54 When I go to Breitbart.com, I often get hijacked into one of the chessy link storm places, wtf.

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:09 PM (S4AQU)

55 OT Peirs Morgan in Texas now trying to belittle gun store owner

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (Dnbau)

56 Liberals even try to ruin things like the super bowl.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (jE38p)

57 And this is simply not important. Who cares what some nitwit thinks about a SB ad?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (n8LUb)

58 41 It's an age old lesson:

Love hurts.

-
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (RuUvx)

Or is it 'you always rape the one you love'? Neither make sense, if you ask me.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (7xPCu)

59 56 Liberals even try to ruin things like the super bowl.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (jE38p)

Name one thing enjoyable they don't try to ruin.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:11 PM (7xPCu)

60 Gee I would love to hear their commentary on the famous picture of the rape in Time Square.

You know, when the sailor celebrating the end of WWII kissed the random Nurse...

He should have been thrown in jail!! I guess...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at February 04, 2013 09:11 PM (af5xa)

61 Menendez, Clinton, Kennedy, Jackson, et.al. They have such stellar reputations - but let's be concerned about an Audi commercial. Got it.

But...but.......but don't you CARE?!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Typical in-need-of-meds leftard at February 04, 2013 09:12 PM (qX7G2)

62 Who cares what some nitwit thinks about a SB ad?
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (n8LUb)
Yeah.

Posted by: ATT, Sprint, Verizon, GMC, Fiat, Ford, Coors, Anheuser-Busch, eBay, eTrade, Disney, WB, McDonalds, C at February 04, 2013 09:12 PM (5sK4a)

63 Hilarious e-mail to the Jim Rome show today (LMAO):

Ray Lewis didn't kill the lights, but he was there at the time.

Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:12 PM (jVAw4)

64 61 Menendez, Clinton, Kennedy, Jackson, et.al. They have such stellar reputations - but let's be concerned about an Audi commercial. Got it.

But...but.......but don't you CARE?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Typical in-need-of-meds leftard at February 04, 2013 09:12 PM (qX7G2)

Automobiles and commercials are more difficult to worship.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:13 PM (7xPCu)

65 In other news; Mendoza's sister was arrested.

>"I'm Smuggling Cocaine Heroin In My Coochie"<

http://tinyurl.com/a4cxjxu

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 09:13 PM (vVMvo)

66 We're all rapists (with sufficiently lax definitions of rape).

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:14 PM (MMC8r)

67 You know what deserves some outrage? NBC is airing a Law and Order SVU episode which features Mike Tyson. THAT is rapey.

Posted by: no good deed at February 04, 2013 09:14 PM (mjR67)

68 Should have listened to Tailgunner Joe Mc Carthy crazy bastard was right. Country's been fucked longer than we realize.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:14 PM (mqCRO)

69 /shakes head sadly, gets into his Camaro, and drives off into the sunset...

They would have used a Camaro if he was kissing his sister.

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:15 PM (MMC8r)

70 55
OT Peirs Morgan in Texas now trying to belittle gun store owner

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (Dnbau)
Oh, this should be good... after the break, Texas AG will be talking with Piers..

Posted by: yip at February 04, 2013 09:15 PM (/jHWN)

71 We're all rapists (with sufficiently lax definitions of rape).

Oh, in that case I raped a Sam Adams Boston Lager about 10 minutes ago.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:15 PM (qX7G2)

72 66 We're all rapists (with sufficiently lax definitions of rape).
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:14 PM (MMC8r)

Murderers of Gaia too, apparently. But as far as I'm concerned, I'd do it again.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (7xPCu)

73 Commercuals I missed seeing'...

I would have enjoyed seeing Beyonce hump a Clydesdale. That woulda been fun.

Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (VMcEw)

74 I like BMW's so the commercial has no effect.

Posted by: P. Aaron at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (uyEvB)

75 Uh..... its.... an Audi...
Is that now the epitome of Cool and Manhood for American Male Children?
/shakes head sadly, gets into his Camaro, and drives off into the sunset...
Posted by: Romeo13... at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (lZBBB)

Best cars of boyfriends from back-in-the-day?
Corvette; Fiat X-19 ; Lotus.

Do I have to denounce myself for being swept away by a Fiat?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (53riN)

76 I have raped Audis in mah heart.

Posted by: Jimmah Cahtah at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (+z4pE)

77 73 Commercuals I missed seeing'...

I would have enjoyed seeing Beyonce hump a Clydesdale. That woulda been fun.
Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (VMcEw)
\

Sticky and icky.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (7xPCu)

78 Marcus, from the link -
Kurdilla was walking arm-in-arm with James Perry, who announced, “I’m not with her” when the [narcotic-sniffing] canine signaled interest in his female companion.

Twoo wuv. *snif*

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (QTHTd)

79 Fiat oh my god. Might as well been a smart car.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (mqCRO)

80 “[Webb] would also be the perfect candidate for vice president in 2016 with Elizabeth Warren, which would allow the Dems to build again, not from ’60s nostalgia, but from original new strengths.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (e8kgV)

81 Next thing to pop, nude pictures of that eye doctor's Russian whore.

Then Purfumo type rumors.

Where were you on Easter Senator?

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (LBUCy)

82 Go Daddy should have had Bar Rafaeli making out with Kate Upton, from worst to first in an instant.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (NzBQO)

83 79 Fiat oh my god. Might as well been a smart car.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (mqCRO)

Fiat means 'Fix It Again Tony'

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)

84 -

Snickers Bar Rafaeli

the commercial practically writes itself.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:20 PM (RuUvx)

85 is be once a kardashian ?

Posted by: liv at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (Dw/Jt)

86 Heteronormative !


Posted by: the unthinking mob of the perpetually offended at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (EZl54)

87 Fiat. Don't they own Chrysler now? Fuck Chrysler.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (mqCRO)

88 RondinellaMamma, not if you were wearing low cut sundresses and have pics

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (LBUCy)

89 Next thing to pop, nude pictures of that eye doctor's Russian whore.

She has a website. Really.

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (MMC8r)

90
Let's see what was highlighted at the superbowl, oh that's right a double murder suspect and a half-time pole dance.

Yeah, not to worried about the commercial.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (p/cQy)

91 Oh, in that case I raped a Sam Adams Boston Lager about 10 minutes ago.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:15 PM (qX7G2)



It was asking for it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (GEICT)

92 The cool kids these days are all about the ruining of the English language, by taking shocking words and dumbing them down. Since we are all about talking about the show Girls on this blog now, or something, supposedly in one of the eps the lead chick lets someone crash in her room, but when their welcome is overstayed calls it "space rape." Yep, this is what passes for hip lingo nowadays. But if Rush Limbaugh did this and trivialized the word rape, oh there would be hell to pay. Stupid hipster hypocrites.

OT, but have we talked about how "hipster racism" is a thing now in the lexicon? Nice of them to realize libs are intolerent racist jerks too, but of course only white rich libs. Still, baby steps.

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (8wqqE)

93 re: Snickers Bar Rafaeli

Gonna be a while?

Yeah, probably not.

(queue droopy slide whistle sound effect)

Posted by: Snickers Ad Execs at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (uOWHN)

94
Kurdilla was walking arm-in-arm with James Perry, who announced, “I’m not with her” when the [narcotic-sniffing] canine signaled interest in his female companion.


Who among us has not been tempted by women and their peanut butter?

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (+z4pE)

95 This was by far the worst Super Bowl for commercials I have seen. The only one I saw that remotely gave me a chuckle was the pistachio one, and I'd never buy any grown in Clownifornia. The Bud Light lucky couch ads were just groaners.

Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (jVAw4)

96 Gregg Abbot kicking ass on Piers Morgan tonight. Morgan asked why he didn't support a ban on magazines of more than 10 rounds. He said ranchers on the border have a right to defend themselves from Mexican drug cartels. Piers laughed and sneered that ranchers ever actually confronted Mexican drug ganags. He did not know that Mexican drug gangs have fired on ICE agents!!! He is an idiot

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (Dnbau)

97 Thiese twits with their Vagenda, bet they don't even wonder if any real rapes happened last night in the Superdome when the lights went out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (vN8uH)

98 One of the young women at work today defended Beyonce's tawdry pole-dancing routine by saying that it was okay because everybody knows she is just so fine and upright and non-sleazy. I was at a loss for words.

Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (kpCLl)

99 79 Fiat oh my god. Might as well been a smart car.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (mqCRO)
bbbbut it was an X-19Bertone, 5 speed w/ removable hardtop!! ( eesh..I can remember the cars, but the boyfriends...not so much...)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (53riN)

100 85
is be once a kardashian ?

Posted by: liv at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (Dw/Jt)

No...

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (X6akg)

101 92 The cool kids these days are all about the ruining of the English language, by taking shocking words and dumbing them down. Since we are all about talking about the show Girls on this blog now, or something, supposedly in one of the eps the lead chick lets someone crash in her room, but when their welcome is overstayed calls it "space rape." Yep, this is what passes for hip lingo nowadays. But if Rush Limbaugh did this and trivialized the word rape, oh there would be hell to pay. Stupid hipster hypocrites.

OT, but have we talked about how "hipster racism" is a thing now in the lexicon? Nice of them to realize libs are intolerent racist jerks too, but of course only white rich libs. Still, baby steps.
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (8wqqE)

Must not be working, because I suspect you'd first have to actually be...you know, educated in order to dumb things down.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (7xPCu)

102 completely unrelated bleg -

if there's a member of the tribe here in moron central - if you could post the Hebraic phonetic translation of "show good" it'd be a mitzvah. Again I need the phonetics so that it would be read "show good"

whatever that is.

_

yes, this is going to be inscribed on a shofar as a present.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (RuUvx)

103 kat denning's boobies raped my brain

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (LCRYB)

104
For a number of years, it was de rigueur for feminists to quote statistics about how spousal batteries went dramatically up on Super Bowl Sunday.

Never hear about that one anymore. Strange.

Posted by: Who Knows at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (W+Itt)

105 Wait, you're calling Beyonce's performance pole-dancing like it's a *bad* thing? At least it was not a 52 year old skank doing it like last year.

Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (jVAw4)

106 82 Go Daddy should have had Bar Rafaeli making out with Kate Upton, from worst to first in an instant.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (NzBQO)



My wife's exact comment: "It would've been so much better if Bar Rafeili and Danica had been making out."


Have I mentioned how much I love my wife?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)

107 It was asking for it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (GEICT)

Clearly. Bitch set me up.

I liked it so much I'm going to rape another one.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (qX7G2)

108
"The Bud Light lucky couch "

Hey, baby!

Posted by: Couch Copulator at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (RzuEl)

109 The Audi ad didn't do anything for me, but not b/c it was rapey. I just thought it was stupid and I didn't like that it was promoting reckless driving by a teenager.

The only ad I liked was the Clydesdale one.

The Paul Harvey spot felt too much like a political commercial. As an ad for trucks, I felt it failed.

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (5H6zj)

110 98
One of the young women at work today defended Beyonce's tawdry
pole-dancing routine by saying that it was okay because everybody knows
she is just so fine and upright and non-sleazy. I was at a loss for
words.


Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (kpCLl)


This is when guns come in handy.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (X6akg)

111 BTW, was Baltimore like you know raped after winning the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (vN8uH)

112 But the confidential Justice Department “white paper” introduces a more expansive definition of self-defense or imminent attack than described by Brennan or Holder in their public speeches. It refers, for example, to what it calls a “broader concept of imminence” than actual intelligence about any ongoing plot against the U.S. homeland.
“The condition that an operational leader present an ‘imminent’ threat of violent attack against the United States does not require the United States to have clear evidence that a specific attack on U.S. persons and interests will take place in the immediate future,” the memo states.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (e8kgV)

113 Zsaza, you can't do that without alink

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (LBUCy)

114 A perfect 3rd qtr commercial:

Flock of seagulls flying into the windfarm. Workers below picking up pieces of prepackaged chicken....Purdue Goes Green.

Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (VMcEw)

115 Now that's rape-rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldipshit at February 04, 2013 09:09 PM (E9nic)


Thank you for explaining it to the ignorant masses!

Posted by: Roman Polansk at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (Vk2pI)

116 98 One of the young women at work today defended Beyonce's tawdry pole-dancing routine by saying that it was okay because everybody knows she is just so fine and upright and non-sleazy. I was at a loss for words.
Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (kpCLl)

That's your cue to start telling some really gross, sleazy jokes around the office.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (7xPCu)

117
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (7xPCu)
Hah my mistake. Too true.

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (8wqqE)

118 im LOVING the superbowl conspiracies post-game lol


Posted by: southern by the grace of I-95 at February 04, 2013 09:27 PM (DnIpv)

119 So is BCochran still in denial over his gold lame bell-bottoms in the secret closet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:27 PM (vN8uH)

120 The only guy I knew that drove an x19 Bertone was the biggest wannabe drug dealer in the county. Don't think it lasted him two weeks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:27 PM (mqCRO)

121 88 RondinellaMamma, not if you were wearing low cut sundresses and have pics
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (LBUCy)

Sorry, those pic's will never see the internet as they were taken back in the '80s ( that would be the high-hair '80s)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (53riN)

122 Rapey? I don't think so. And trust me, I know about rapey.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (AUeaU)

123 The only people that got raped were the Audi stockholders. The ad sucks.

Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (wR+pz)

124 Zsaza, you can't do that without alink

It's linked from Breitbart:


http://svitlanabuchyk.com/

(Lots of pics, I don't know if its 100% SFW, though).

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (MMC8r)

125 Well Peaches, your coworker is a special snowflake. So did you ask if they are okay if their daughter dressed like a Kardashian or perhaps a Bratz doll?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (vN8uH)

126 98 One of the young women at work today defended Beyonce's tawdry pole-dancing routine by saying that it was okay because everybody knows she is just so fine and upright and non-sleazy.

She's only slutty on TV, for money.

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:29 PM (MMC8r)

127 So is BCochran still in denial over his gold lame bell-bottoms in the secret closet?

We all make mistakes and we all learn from them.

However, he should be far more pissed that his daughter was willingly wearing Ravens gear.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:29 PM (qX7G2)

128 Remember, there are femi-NAZIs who believe the famous V-J day photo of the sailor kissing the woman was violent rape by a murderous American serviceman...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 09:30 PM (Vk2pI)

129 If we were all to pitch in and get Ace an interview with Svitlana, would that be "fuck you" journalism?

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (LBUCy)

130
12698 One of the young women at work today defended Beyonce's tawdry pole-dancing routine by saying that it was okay because everybody knows she is just so fine and upright and non-sleazy.


Sounds like your break room could be getting a brass pole in the future.

Posted by: Couch Copulator at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (RzuEl)

131
100
Sorry she looked like one from the back.

Posted by: liv at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (Dw/Jt)

132 Today has been an irritating day, but when I consider what the establishment GOP has, and when I consider that the highpoint of Progressive culture was seen last night with a tacky Las Vegas display, I have to conclude they are never going to have enough firepower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTu9HaHDI0A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The audio is poor. I did enjoy it in me youth, though.

I think a nation built by pioneers will find it easy to embrace the pioneer spirit again, and America, again, and its traditional ideals again, no matter Rove, Beyonce, or anyone else say yea, or nay.

Hold the Line.

Posted by: Y. at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (2iM9y)

133 129 If we were all to pitch in and get Ace an interview with Svitlana, would that be "fuck you" journalism?
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (LBUCy)

maybe "fuck me" journalism...we'll have to wait and see....

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:32 PM (7xPCu)

134 Piers Morgan getting pwned

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:32 PM (Dnbau)

135
You said rape twice.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 04, 2013 09:32 PM (p/cQy)

136 She's only slutty on TV, for money.

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:29 PM (MMC8r)

That was kind of what she said. She has a 5-year-old boy, which is what prompted me to ask what she thought of it.

Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:32 PM (kpCLl)

137 thunderb, it does not matter if Piers is too stupid to realise he is being pwnd.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (vN8uH)

138 Who are we kidding, she enjoyed it...just sayin. Slut asking for it.

Posted by: Pudenda Chronicles at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (XLuH2)

139 All sex is rape.

The dominant patriarchy is hell-bent on ruling the matriarchal world by subjugating it under it's phallic heel.

Castration and feminization of pre-pubescent boys is the only answer.

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (GsoHv)

140 OT: Bombshell: IPCC chairman takes money from WWF

http://tinyurl.com/asc59hq

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (Vk2pI)

141 They're worried about an ad? There was probably a lot more actual, you know, rape-rape going on when the power went out.

It was the Superdome, and it was New Orleans, after all.

It's like Rape Central over there. And it's always rape o'clock.

Posted by: Phinn at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (oFH2D)

142 My recommendation to Svitlana is, when Ace starts humping your leg, just let him finish

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (QTHTd)

143 Pop Quiz : Given that both 'actresses' were compensated for their actions on screen, which got the better deal? Bar the super-model kissing the King of the Zeeks? OR
The Prom Queen kissing the rebel with Dad's audi?

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (Yzu6e)

144 it does not matter, but it makes me feel better

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (Dnbau)

145 Geez Peaches, wonder what that little boy is getting as well role models and education. Predict lots of therapy and 10 to 20 on real rape charges due to Mommy issues.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (vN8uH)

146 OT
Argentina freezes prices to stave off inflation: Argentine stock market soars..


WASF

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (EZl54)

147 However, he should be far more pissed that his daughter was willingly wearing Ravens gear.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:29 PM (qX7G2)




Grrrrrrrr......

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

148 It's like Rape Central over there. And it's always rape o'clock.
Posted by: Phinn at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (oFH2D)

Well, when it's not rape-thirty.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (7xPCu)

149 That was kind of what she said. She has a 5-year-old boy, which is what prompted me to ask what she thought of it.

If she thought Beyonce was some kind of role model, then she probably thinks Toddlers and Tiaras is high-class entertainment.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:35 PM (qX7G2)

150 “Given these fawning emails, one would have thought that a head of state was visiting the Justice Department. The SPLC is an attack group, and it is disturbing that it has premier access to our Department of Justice, which is charged with protecting the First Amendment rights of all Americans. And these emails further confirm that politically-correct ‘mandatory’ diversity training programs are a waste of taxpayer money,” Fitton claimed.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:35 PM (e8kgV)

151 I dunno about rape, but Crabtree got mugged in the endzone.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 04, 2013 09:35 PM (QLJPW)

152 I take that back. I did like the commercial for the NFL draft featuring whoever-his-name in the Afro wig.

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2013 09:36 PM (5H6zj)

153 Grrrrrrrr......

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

I'm cutting you off.

No more Kelly Brook.

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 04, 2013 09:36 PM (GsoHv)

154 Did not know all this about George Peppard. He also has a good rant on Password. Kind of excessive if you watch the rant, but it shows a guy who didn't go along just to get along. I've new respect for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An6XRUQoIgM

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (42et8)

155 146 OT
Argentina freezes prices to stave off inflation: Argentine stock market soars..


WASF
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (EZl54)

Yeah, that'll work.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (7xPCu)

156 I'm cutting you off.

No more Kelly Brook.

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 04, 2013 09:36 PM (GsoHv)



Sock fail.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (GEICT)

157 USS Diversity do not give them ideas. That somehow football symbolizes rape and pillage. What those big hulking men do to that poor football, why its all rapey and such... eewww *vapours*

Ugh. Though that would be probably the best avenue. Serve up their own BS at them x 10. Make them gag on their dog vomit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (vN8uH)

158 Well......

Maybe one more

http://tinyurl.com/b54cuxd

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (GsoHv)

159 An Audi? That confers bravery? Nice try. My father had a 67 Porsche 911S. 6 downdraft Webers and an air-cooled howl unlike anything ever heard at 4500 rpms. If I'd been able to drive that to the prom I might have kissed the queen.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (ZbUZk)

160 Oh, fuck.

Out damned sock!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (GsoHv)

161 Anybody hear how Killer Rays victory party turned out? Any rapes or murders? Or just more payoffs.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (mqCRO)

162 I think the halftime show would have been better if Mooch had joined Bey and the girls. We all know she's WAY prettier than they are. Plus, even bigger thighs!

Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (kpCLl)

163 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (GEICT)

Ya think?

I can't sock after dinner.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (GsoHv)

164 Remember when SPLC knocked the whole "manosphere" / PUA scene as being "hate" - except for the Heartiste?

Good times!

It was almost as funny when they joined the lynch mob against Herr Shootenfuhrer von Zimmerman, until they found out he was half Peruvian and, later, when it turned out he was part black himself. (As well as being a liberal.)

The SPLC is LGF with a budget.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (QTHTd)

165 Gregg Abbot kicking ass on Piers Morgan tonight.
Morgan asked why he didn't support a ban on magazines of more than 10
rounds. He said ranchers on the border have a right to defend themselves
from Mexican drug cartels. Piers laughed and sneered that ranchers ever
actually confronted Mexican drug ganags. He did not know that Mexican
drug gangs have fired on ICE agents!!! He is an idiot

Posted by: thunderb

Would love to see the area ranchers surround Morgan and chase him off with some buckshot action in that limey fruit's ass. Watch him trip and fall continually like the women in the old horror movies. Comedy gold.

Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2013 09:39 PM (EAgmr)

166 152 I take that back. I did like the commercial for the NFL draft featuring whoever-his-name in the Afro wig

That was Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 09:39 PM (eUUME)

167 So the SPLC can afford a bicycle built for two?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:40 PM (vN8uH)

168 The SPLC is LGF with a budget.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (QTHTd)

I think you might be giving the SPLC way too much credit.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:40 PM (7xPCu)

169 Could you imagine how bad that power outage would have been had Beyonce actually turned her mic on?

Posted by: mugiwara at February 04, 2013 09:41 PM (hpYnL)

170 Audi, remember, made those AWESOME "green police" ads a few years back. Apparently they dare to invite men to be men when considering their car purchases.

Posted by: JDW at February 04, 2013 09:41 PM (11KLF)

Posted by: N.O.M.M. (National Organization of M + M at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (uOWHN)

172 my life coach told that Be Once was the daughter of Mildred Vanilli, famed opera singer. Is it true?

Posted by: liv at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (Dw/Jt)

173 My wife's exact comment: "It would've been so much better if Bar Rafeili and Danica had been making out."





Have I mentioned how much I love my wife?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)

You should have commented. "You know, you're so beautiful you could be in that commercial making out with Bar." and just see where she goes with it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (NzBQO)

174 169 thread winner.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (mqCRO)

175 SEATTLE (AP) - An effort is building in Congress to change U.S. marijuana laws, including moves to legalize the industrial production of hemp and establish a hefty federal pot tax.
While passage this year could be a longshot, lawmakers from both parties have been quietly working on several bills, the first of which Democratic Reps. Earl Blumenauer of Oregon and Jared Polis of Colorado plan to introduce Tuesday, Blumenauer told The Associated Press.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (e8kgV)

176 It was almost as funny when they joined the lynch mob against Herr
Shootenfuhrer von Zimmerman, until they found out he was half Peruvian
and, later, when it turned out he was part black himself. (As well as
being a liberal.)


Excuse me, but El Zimmermano is a half-Peruvian part-black white-ish Mexican Jew.

So, clearly he was motivated entirely by racial animus.

The Left knows this because, well, It Fits The Narrative.

Posted by: Phinn at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (oFH2D)

177 Ted Nugent on with Piers next. Popcorn

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (Dnbau)

178 damn... try again.


It was more appalling the way the red M+M was treated. Truly torturous.

Posted by: N.O.M.M. (National Organization of M + M's) at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (uOWHN)

179 The Feminization of America, it can start with the Boy Scouts of America according to the HNIC...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (x59Gv)

180 I don't envy ace and what he does for a living.

"rapey"?

Herding molecules is much less maddening.

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (j7rp0)

181 Beyonce - no talent , bad wig, chunky cheerleader wannabe in flashy lingerie.

meh

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 04, 2013 09:44 PM (EZl54)

182 178 damn... try again.


It was more appalling the way the red M+M was treated. Truly torturous.
Posted by: N.O.M.M. (National Organization of M + M's) at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (uOWHN)

Was it raped by the other M&Ms?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:44 PM (7xPCu)

183
I think the halftime show would have been better if Mooch had joined Bey and the girls. We all know she's WAY prettier than they are. Plus, even bigger thighs!

Leave Ray Lewis out of this. Maybe he's had a leg injury.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 04, 2013 09:44 PM (IDSI7)

184 I hear she did an excellent job of raping the Superbowl pole , however.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 04, 2013 09:45 PM (EZl54)

185 he is telling Nugent to answer him "in the least inflamatory way possible" pussy

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:46 PM (Dnbau)

186 177 Ted Nugent on with Piers next. Popcorn

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (Dnbau)



BUNK

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)

187 (CNN) - Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez, in an exclusive television interview with CNN on Monday, denied claims that he had engaged in parties with prostitutes during trips to the Dominican Republic.

“The bottom line is all those smears are absolutely false,” Menendez told CNN Chief Congressional Correspondent Dana Bash on Capitol Hill.

The prostitute was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:46 PM (e8kgV)

188 Nugent "You are so full of crap!!"

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (Dnbau)

189 I heard Rush say Ray Lewis killed the lights. So pissedI didn't think of that first, had the perfect venue here.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (QLJPW)

190 185 he is telling Nugent to answer him "in the least inflamatory way possible" pussy
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:46 PM (Dnbau)


Boy, is he ever asking for it...Ted smells limey fear.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (7xPCu)

191 Recommended anagram purge.

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (MMC8r)

192 I intend to press charges.

Posted by: the Superbowl pole at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (QTHTd)

193 Piers Morgan, rapey raped by Nugent "Leave us the Hell Alone!!"

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (Dnbau)

194 Problem with that ad was the lack of minorities presented as central characters..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 04, 2013 09:48 PM (x59Gv)

195 It's like Rape Central over there. And it's always rape o'clock.
Posted by: Phinn at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (oFH2D)

Well, when it's not rape-thirty.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (7xPCu)


Good Heavens, just look at the time:
http://tinyurl.com/b25g3lh

Posted by: Rape Meme at February 04, 2013 09:48 PM (Vk2pI)

196 I can't watch Piers even with Nuge sodomizing him on TV .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 04, 2013 09:48 PM (USjX1)

197 Did Be Once dance on a superpole?

Posted by: lo info voter at February 04, 2013 09:48 PM (Dw/Jt)

198 he is gonna ask Nugent to comment on the JEFs executive orders next. You may want to make an exception. The rapey rape will continue, and will be televised

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:49 PM (Dnbau)

199 BTW I saw an old photo of Chris Kyle's killer, Routh, and his booking photo. He has lost a lot of weight and his face looks all cratered in. Like a faces of meth photo.

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (Dnbau)

200 Did anybody notice the Dave Foley thing on that page?:

Jackass in the hall! Dave Foley: If you rushed out to buy guns in ‘2nd Amendment frenzy,’ you are ‘loathsomehuman’
http://tinyurl.com/af3rno5
Sheesh. I'd be like, "If you rushed to speak out against guns in a "1st Amendment frenzy," you are a 'loathsome human.'
How'd ya like that reformulation, jackass?



Posted by: Lewis at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (UB1pV)

201 189 I heard Rush say Ray Lewis killed the lights. So pissedI didn't think of that first, had the perfect venue here.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (QLJPW)

--An e-mailer on Jim Rome's show said Ray Lewis didn't kill the lights; he was just there when it happened.

Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (jVAw4)

202 Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez, in an exclusive television interview with CNN on Monday, denied claims that he had engaged in parties with prostitutes during trips to the Dominican Republic.

Did they really start the article with the "D" word?

My God, the end is near.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (T0NGe)

203 For those who are wondering what Ted will do with Piers' mangy pelt -
Gear Up Tip #1 - Taxidermy
http://youtu.be/wqPEMY96moU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (vN8uH)

204
I can't watch Piers even with Nuge sodomizing him on TV .


Will Nugent bring a lash to the festivities? All we'll need is some rum.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:52 PM (QTHTd)

205 OK , turned it on in time to catch the commercial break.
Christian mingle , sign me up .
Although my wife is not into the plurality of wives concept .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 04, 2013 09:53 PM (USjX1)

206 Okay, this ghey subplot on The Following is just weird.

Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:54 PM (jVAw4)

207 202 Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez, in an exclusive television interview with CNN on Monday, denied claims that he had engaged in parties with prostitutes during trips to the Dominican Republic.

Did they really start the article with the "D" word?

My God, the end is near.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (T0NGe)

--That means he's to be thrown under the bus and therefor expendable.

Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:56 PM (jVAw4)

208 206 Okay, this ghey subplot on The Following is just weird.
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:54 PM (jVAw4)



A bit much. The wife just said, "it's just...awkward...looking when guys kiss. Totally weird. At least when girls kiss, they're soft and curvy. It's sexy."


Have I mentioned HOW MUCH I LOVE HER????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)

209 them beer horses, which one is Clyde and which one is Dale ? I can never tell them apart.

Posted by: lo info voter at February 04, 2013 09:57 PM (Dw/Jt)

210
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
"Sayer of the Law: To go on two legs is very hard. Perhaps four is better, anyway. ... To walk on all fours."
Original quote attributed to Hairy Reed:1897

Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at February 04, 2013 09:58 PM (iMxCf)

211 Piers just wanted to shout "Thats a load of BS!!!" that was the best they came up with. Then over. I wanted some blood letting

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 10:00 PM (Dnbau)

212 >>>which one is Clyde and which one is Dale ? I can never ell them apart.

It's Chip and Dale. And who cared about telling them apart. They all feel the same.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at February 04, 2013 10:02 PM (eUUME)

213
The whole purpose of Piers Morgan game is to make himself the vulnerable Beta male, and get the other Beta males and wimpy women to see the Truth of what he is saying. And to get in a confrontation and get ratings. That probably more than anything else.

Playing the wimpy Beta male he lets these "bullies" walk all over him, and gets the other Beta males ( you know, the guys that really liked "Avatar") to sympathize with him. Because our society is making more Beta men all the time - men without chests.

I think it would've been hilarious if they all would've have bent over backwards to be nice to Piers while mocking his pompous ass demeanor.

"Really Piers? Really? Let's you and me actually drive over to the border together and you can really see what is happening over there. "

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 04, 2013 10:04 PM (Md8Uo)

214 The only rape going on in an Audi is at the dealership when you buy one...so sayeth the former (pre-Obamanomics) S4 owner well versed in the service department.

Posted by: Random Plotnik's Id at February 04, 2013 10:05 PM (+pOB1)

215 that Beyonce sure can lip sync well, and all her songs are so unique

Posted by: Avi at February 04, 2013 10:06 PM (/ZEtn)

216
Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez, in an exclusive television interview with CNN on Monday, denied claims that he had engaged in parties with prostitutes during trips to the Dominican Republic.

Proof positive, if any were needed, that he's guilty as all hell. Either the "Democratic" or the denial, you pick.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 04, 2013 10:21 PM (IDSI7)

217
it used to be called "stealing a kiss" and was the mark of a bold young man who was going somewhere in life. god...i am so old.
meanwhile, "all the single ladies" were dressed in skintight lingerie and shakin' their coochies at us in stunning HD, but that was just good old 'family entertainment' that was proudly hailed by the first lady. nothing at alllike that 'nasty' stuff janet jackson got into so much trouble for a couple of years ago. sigh.

Posted by: el polacko at February 04, 2013 10:28 PM (OcNv4)

218 Mayhaps I am what the left defines as demented, but I actually liked the Audi commercial.
If you haven't gone over to the actual site where Joel Mathis writes his column, do so. Check out the self loathing, histrionic hand wringing over in the reader comments on how inappropriate/rapey it was for that kid to kiss the prom date- something I'm sure most kids have fantasized about. I'm in awe that we've sunk this low, where a true ball slapping toad like this Mathis guy gets a platform to spout out this shit. Oh well, the demise is well under way. We've lost the culture war, 'twould seem.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at February 04, 2013 10:28 PM (0SmH0)

219 You're really asking why Audi didn't make an advertisement featuring a Camaro?

Well... yeah. Duh.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at February 04, 2013 10:29 PM (XLQXo)

220 Kidding right? I saw that and thought it was cute...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 04, 2013 10:36 PM (9+ccr)

221 Anyone who went to college recognizes what the libs have done to us. They're turning the US into one of their dopey institutions.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2013 10:36 PM (YZqSb)

222 The ad was insulting. Insulting to men and to women. What if a gay man came up to you, embraced you and gave you a big fat smooch. That would be cute, right? Not an invasion of your personal space or anything. Just a cute little fag kiss. Nothing to worry about. Hopefully you'd have a male there to protect you, though. Idiots.

Posted by: saddam at February 04, 2013 10:40 PM (RqR7R)

223 saddam,

you got some issues there don't you? Get over it slappy boy.

Posted by: name at February 04, 2013 10:45 PM (KqnY1)

224 I don't think it's cool or cute when anyone initiates physical contact without at least implicit permission. But "rapey"? It wasn't rapey-rapey.

Posted by: Whoopie G at February 04, 2013 10:47 PM (Fvc1x)

225 Beyonce's coochie halo lighting was so very appropriate for a family event.

Posted by: Hand Solo at February 04, 2013 10:49 PM (9/kKc)

226 224
I don't think it's cool or cute when anyone initiates physical contact
without at least implicit permission. But "rapey"? It wasn't
rapey-rapey.

Number 1 it was a commercial and number 2 what a stupid comment. Good Lord what have we come to?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 04, 2013 10:52 PM (9+ccr)

227 I've had a number of women tell me that Beyonce exemplified the "idea of female empowerment in her performance". After listening to the guys here discuss her err.. assets, I somehow doubted that female empowerment was dominating the thoughts that came into your heads watching Beyonce. Right?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 04, 2013 10:56 PM (g5wi5)

228 226- What have we come to? Look at that drone's comment at 222.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at February 04, 2013 10:56 PM (0SmH0)

229 @ 223 Help me out here. Where do I draw the line? Can I go grab a chick's tits now? Is that cool? If she likes it, its cool. But if she doesn't, its assualt. I'm a pretty big fan of defending every person's personal space. Even black people and women! I know, crazy shit, right?

Posted by: saddam at February 04, 2013 11:01 PM (RqR7R)

230 202
Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez, in an exclusive television interview
with CNN on Monday, denied claims that he had engaged in parties with
prostitutes during trips to the Dominican Republic.



Did they really start the article with the "D" word?



My God, the end is near.

**************
Heh.

But...Not so fast. O'Reilly and Goldberg tonight reminded "the folks" that adult prostitution isn't illegal in the Dom Rep.

So, if no illegals or minors were involved, there's no foul, legally.

But the favors his patron apparently paid for, that's a different story. At least it is to the FBI, which is now investigating.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at February 04, 2013 11:04 PM (tycwK)

231 You got libs in the wire Ace.

Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at February 04, 2013 11:04 PM (iMxCf)

232 Joel Mathis - Dude Looks Like A Lady

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 04, 2013 11:05 PM (Jcd0S)

233 The really irritating thing about labeling a kiss as rapey, is how it dilutes the violence of the real thing. It's like labeling everything under the sun as racist, nazism etc. it clouds public reactions when the real deal does occur by constantly applying it to situations that don't apply. You stop reacting to the word because it loses its meaning.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 04, 2013 11:12 PM (g5wi5)

234 229
@ 223 Help me out here. Where do I draw the line? Can I go grab a
chick's tits now? Is that cool? If she likes it, its cool. But if she
doesn't, its assualt. I'm a pretty big fan of defending every person's
personal space. Even black people and women! I know, crazy shit, right?

****************

Yes, that's the way it's always been, at least in the last 100 years or more of American law.

If the woman likes it, no foul. There's no law per se saying it's illegal to touch a woman's tits. If there were, all of us guys (but probably not Ace) would be criminals.

If the woman doesn't like it, and says so at the time, that's a battery, an unlawful touching.

What's tricky is when a woman appears to consent, and then later changes her mind. Dudes have served time over that one.

But in the commercial the prom queen smiled after the smooch. Still, her BF could convince her to press charges. Witnesses might contradict her, though.

30 years ago this would be a trivial thing. Today, in a Lawyered Up Ham Sandwich Nation --where everyone is potentially indictable for something -- not so much.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at February 04, 2013 11:12 PM (tycwK)

235 1 what kind of dickless dweeb does this add appeal to? Maybe the type that end up working on Madison Ave.
My guess is that they were going for the controversy and expected the left to get all bent over it.

2. Ford needs to come up with a reply add with the football player driving home, scratched knuckles draped over the steering wheel and the prom queen draped over his shoulder. Maybe wiping her mouth and hair disheveled.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at February 04, 2013 11:14 PM (zZJJp)

236 222
The ad was insulting. Insulting to men and to women. What if a gay man
came up to you, embraced you and gave you a big fat smooch. That would
be cute, right? Not an invasion of your personal space or anything. Just
a cute little fag kiss. Nothing to worry about. Hopefully you'd have a
male there to protect you, though. Idiots.

************

Oh sure....as if we straights didn't have about 1.5 million years of heterosexual courting, marriage and sex to tell us what is "normal" and thus expected.

Thus an openly-gay male kissing a straight female out of the blue would not be considered normal. Closet gay kissing the girl? Not a significant difference between what the ad shows.

(Or are you arguing that Biff the Prom King's hitting the kisser would suddenly become gay-bashing? Sure you are!)

Lets change your scenario to a 90-year-old male suddenly planting a French kiss on an unsuspecting 17 year old --- would that be "normal" in your view??

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at February 04, 2013 11:20 PM (tycwK)

237 235
1 what kind of dickless dweeb does this add appeal to? Maybe the type that end up working on Madison Ave.

My guess is that they were going for the controversy and expected the left to get all bent over it.



2. Ford needs to come up with a reply add with the football player
driving home, scratched knuckles draped over the steering wheel and the
prom queen draped over his shoulder. Maybe wiping her mouth and hair
disheveled.

************************

As long as she's smiling, it would work for me.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at February 04, 2013 11:23 PM (tycwK)

238 @234 Thank you. You're exactly right.

"But in the commercial the prom queen smiled after the smooch."

And if some queer came up to you in a bar and gave you a big kiss and you smiled after, it would be all good. Otherwise, it is assault.

And if I grab a girls tits or pinch her ass or, god forbid, frottage...and she likes it. Then we're all good.

And if the ad displayed some sort of representation of consent before the kiss, no problem.

But are we cool with the "tit-grabbing and hoping she likes it" society? I'm alone in thinking that's wrong here?

Posted by: saddam at February 04, 2013 11:25 PM (RqR7R)

239 Fantasy, yes. Rapey? What the hell is that? LilMissRightie said it better than I can.

Posted by: TOF at February 04, 2013 11:36 PM (2Aw0E)

240 Actually' the immediate joke I made to friends after watching the commercial was, "Funny ad, but didn't that kid just commit sexual assault?"

Posted by: Vyce at February 04, 2013 11:39 PM (EN49K)

241 I loved the commercial. The funny thing is that the ending of the ad was selected by viewers in a You Tube contest. Link in sig.

Maybe Audi should release a prequel commercial showing the prom queen flirting with the kid. It would provide context to the sisters of perpetual outrage and the humorless douchebags who are emasculated by them.

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 04, 2013 11:51 PM (xfWVe)

242 Maybe Mathias is pissy because the kid raped the Principal's parking space.


Posted by: Sgt. York at February 05, 2013 12:29 AM (jEvoA)

243 Leaving the rapemmongers aside, everyone I've talked to and that includes several High School kids that I work with agree that the party with the Budweiser Black Crown should have been napalmed after the first ten seconds or so. The concensus description is 'douchbags'

I propose the collective to be 'a spring fresh cleansing of douchbags'

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at February 05, 2013 12:56 AM (Hsgnv)

244 I'm going to rape this beer.
By rape I mean apply my lips to its mouth, unbidden.
Stella Artois was totally asking for it anyway.

Posted by: fb at February 05, 2013 04:12 AM (qnMOL)

245 Budweiser is dead. I don't care what kind of fancy black bottles they use for their desperately "trendy" new beers, they are just over.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 05, 2013 04:33 AM (yJYwC)

246 But are we cool with the "tit-grabbing and hoping she likes it" society?

Is this some kind of trick question?

I think I understand each of the words you're using, but somehow, when you put them together in a sentence like that, they don't make any sense.

Posted by: Phinn at February 05, 2013 08:27 AM (oFH2D)

247
I dunno what Ace did to get his mojo back, but his scrivening has been damn good of late.
FWIW.

Posted by: gary gulrud at February 05, 2013 10:20 AM (uv0Aw)

248 So it's "rapey" because the kid drives it into the principal's parking spot? Looks like the parking spot is in the rear. Probably a guy principal. So, "ass rapey"?

Posted by: Dang at February 05, 2013 10:34 AM (R18D0)

249
Let me try the same argument a different way. I’m an absolutist. I’m
an absolutist regarding free speech. I’m an absolutist regarding gun
ownership. I’m also a moral absolutist.

Moral absolutism states that the moral righteousnous of an act can be
determined prior to the act being committed, without regard to outcome.
Conversly, moral relativism states that the moral righteousnous of an
act is determined by measuring the good or harm that results from an
act. If, on the whole, an act causes more harm than good, it is immoral.
Moral absolutism states that an act is either moral or immoral,
regardless of the outcome. Moral absolutism is commonly associated with
religion while moral relativism is associated with progessivism.

So, let’s start with the premise that, in at least some
circumstances, an uninvited kiss is an assault. If that’s the case, than
the proposition that some uninvited kisses are okay and some are
unacceptable is a relativistic one.

Let’s say the guy in the commercial was black and he kissed a white
girl. Would that make it bad? What if he was extremely ugly and had
horrible breath. Would that make it bad? What if it was a guy kissing a
guy. Would that make it bad? Why? Is it because in each of these cases,
the advances of the kisser are more likely to be rejected than if the
guy is cute? But that falls into the relativistic trap of arguing for
the morality of an act by virtue of the harm caused.

She liked it, so it is okay. If she didn’t like it, it would have
been bad. But fortunately we didn’t need to cross that bridge, right?
That’s the relitavist argument. I don’t buy it.

Posted by: saddam at February 05, 2013 01:16 PM (phUqH)

250 @241

"Maybe Audi should release a prequel commercial showing the prom queen
flirting with the kid. It would provide context to the sisters of
perpetual outrage and the humorless douchebags who are emasculated by
them."

I showed the ad to my wife (Sadly, a devout progressive) and she thought the ad was really funny. When I told her why I didn't like it, she said exactly what you said "I just assumed that they knew each other and he knew she would be okay with the kiss."

Posted by: saddam at February 05, 2013 01:20 PM (phUqH)

251 "Let’s say the guy in the commercial was black and he kissed a white
girl. Would that make it bad? What if he was extremely ugly and had
horrible breath. Would that make it bad? What if it was a guy kissing a
guy. Would that make it bad? Why? Is it because in each of these cases,
the advances of the kisser are more likely to be rejected than if the
guy is cute? But that falls into the relativistic trap of arguing for
the morality of an act by virtue of the harm caused.

She liked it, so it is okay. If she didn’t like it, it would have
been bad. But fortunately we didn’t need to cross that bridge, right?
That’s the relitavist argument. I don’t buy it."

I know you don't get laid much, but if you spent a lot of time with women as I have, you'd know that even today in our supposedly "equal" society,women prefer it when a man takes the initiative. They also like a man who has some balls. If you had to ask a woman for her permission for every sexual or semi-sexual act you performed with her,as liberals would like, no heterosexual man would ever get laid because no woman would give consent to a man who felt like he had to ask her for it.

When do women ever initiate sexual contact? Very rarely, and when they do, have you EVER seen one of them ask a man's permission to do it? It's a double-standard. And it isn't MEN's idea. Women don't want to face the possibility of rejection,so they give us two choices-1. YOU initiate sexual contact, if I like you, maybe you'll get laid, but if I DON'T like you you get to go to jail instead, or 2. Attempt to ask for consent for sex and NEVER receive that consent because the very act of asking for consent CREEPS WOMEN THE FUCK OUT. Then women get to mock you for being "creepy" and never being able to get laid.

Think I'm crazy? Take a look at the birth rates lately. We're passing the point of no return on that. This idiotic shit is KILLING us,man. It's killing the white race,killing our countrymen,and ensuring that we will be replaced by groups of people who think nothing of ACTUALLY raping a woman. And it isn't just limited to the United States,Spain,France,Great Britain and Germany are also more or less affected by this idiotic social model.

You ask:

"But are we cool with the "tit-grabbing and hoping she likes it" society?"

It's either that, or no society at all because no one ever has sex which means that nobody is born. I don't like the implications either,but the idea of a society where consent must be obtained before every act from touching someone's hand to kissing them to the "down and dirty" presupposes that A. Women,given the chance, will initiate sexual encounters as often as men, and B. You can actually obtain sexual consent from a woman by asking for it.

Neither A nor B is true and I don't want to sit and watch the human race go extinct because you are an IDEALIST(not an absolutist,as you claim),and I damn sure don't want to be celibate while I'm doing it.

No. I don't think rape is "cool" at all. One of my family members was raped to DEATH,so I know the difference between a sexual assault and a fucking KISS. A kiss doesn't rupture a woman's uterus and cause her to die from internal bleeding,fucktard,it will never be the same thing as a rape. Neither will unwanted hug, an unwanted pat on the back,or an unwanted compliment.

And your example of a gay dude kissing someone? The reason why that's different is because it is EXTREMELY unlikely that two gays will be in the same room together given their small population size and general diffusion in society,therefore there is an implicit assumption that the kiss from the gay man would be unwanted by the other man.


THIS kiss was between two ostensibly straight people.

There IS a possibility that a heterosexual woman would be receptive to a kiss from a heterosexual man. Granted, there isn't much difference between a straight woman and a classic bull dyke these days but I don't think further eroding the distinction is the answer.

Posted by: libzRdumm at February 06, 2013 10:34 AM (Qtuev)






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