Audi Super Bowl Ad is... "Rapey"?
The ad is a standard power fantasy in which a kid without a prom date gets the keys to his dad's Audi and immediately becomes Smoldering Hot Rebel A-Number One and lays a big smooch on the prom queen, to the anger of the prom king. But the queen herself is pleased.
So, you know, it's rape. Good God. Our current media culture is one of abject stupidity, in which people are required (or feel required, perhaps) to say very stupid things which are, despite their stupidity, somehow pleasing to their feebleminded constituency. More: from @lilmissrightie, who makes a solid point: You're posturing as someone who is so averse to rape he makes in his pants over a kiss (well-received, as it turns out), but then you employ cutesy-poo terminology about it like "rapey"? Your very terms indicate you're not at all serious about this latest stupidity.Comments
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 08:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 04, 2013 08:55 PM (RzuEl)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2013 08:55 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Filly at February 04, 2013 08:56 PM (hL+0x)
FUCK YOU, Joel Mathis.....whoeverthefuck you are.
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (eUUME)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: madamex at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (+kvQd)
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 08:57 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (eUUME)
Posted by: Audi at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (uOWHN)
Is that now the epitome of Cool and Manhood for American Male Children?
/shakes head sadly, gets into his Camaro, and drives off into the sunset...
Posted by: Romeo13... at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (mqCRO)
I think I'm beginning to see how this game works ...
Posted by: Andy at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (OZPoa)
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (VMcEw)
I finally understand the reason why Two Broke Girls is still on the air.
Two reasons, actually.
Posted by: CAC at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (5sK4a)
That whole line of sh&t came straight out of the WH.
Posted by: Dark Ages at February 04, 2013 09:01 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: USCitizen at February 04, 2013 09:01 PM (ZcTwP)
Posted by: Whoopie Cushin at February 04, 2013 09:01 PM (r5hbx)
Posted by: rapey raperton from Raper Falls, MT at February 04, 2013 09:02 PM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Jimmy at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (OvM+y)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (QTHTd)
They have the goods on the senator. Ball's in his court.
Posted by: Truman North, by golly at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:03 PM (7xPCu)
It's merely the latest salvo in the War Against Normalcy.
If there was a rape in that commercial, I like, totally missed it. The kid was alone the whole time.
PS, paging Whoopi Goldberg, Whoopi Goldberg to the courtesy phone, please.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (+z4pE)
I'm going off to rape a clydesdale with Budweiser Black Crown beer bottle.
Wish me luck.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (RuUvx)
Wait, they've got us surrounded on this one. Better give up, buy the Audi and let your teenager be Rapey.
Or is it the other way around?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (vN8uH)
Posted by: Albie Damned at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (Yhu4q)
Wish me luck.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (RuUvx)
Just remember that cookie is better than cream and don't buy a goat.
Posted by: CAC at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (5sK4a)
You DO have the voice of country radio on in that Camaro, right? Because if not, well.....I'm afraid I am going to have to ask for your Man Card.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (qX7G2)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:05 PM (S4AQU)
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (EAgmr)
I'm going off to rape a clydesdale with Budweiser Black Crown beer bottle.
Wish me luck.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:04 PM (RuUvx)
Be careful...and have the ambulance nearby, because a pissed off Clydesdale will cause severe injuries.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (kpCLl)
He is denying it so he's going down. If he stayed silent at lease he would be lying.
Hope it's funner to watch than Weiner-gate.
Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (RuUvx)
Reading Twitchy are we? Lol.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 08:55 PM (GEICT)"
The lunacy exposed on Twitchy is proof that satire is dead.
Posted by: BS Inc. at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (cMtCV)
my only interest in the SB was to see if my square
numbers won some $.
Everything about the game is so ultra hyped, it sux.
Posted by: seamrog at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (Dw/Jt)
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (MMC8r)
Yes.... and no.... got a LOT of Heavy Metal too....
Cars themesong? Jetboy... Heavy Chevy..... LOL...
Posted by: Romeo13... at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (lZBBB)
Did you know that in social media terms, OBama out-twittered Romney in hits by almost 8:1?
Pay attention, this is why we lose elections. That and we're surrounded by rapey Vagendas.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (Md8Uo)
Is that now the epitome of Cool and Manhood for American Male Children?
/shakes head sadly, gets into his Camaro, and drives off into the sunset...
You're really asking why Audi didn't make an advertisement featuring a Camaro?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (E9nic)
I finally understand the reason why Two Broke Girls is still on the air.
Two reasons, actually.
Posted by: CAC at February 04, 2013 09:00 PM (5sK4a)
This?
http://tinyurl.com/aj7l2gw
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: rapey raperton from Raper Falls, MT at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:07 PM (MMC8r)
It was implied.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:08 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:09 PM (qX7G2)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldipshit at February 04, 2013 09:09 PM (E9nic)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:09 PM (S4AQU)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (n8LUb)
Love hurts.
-
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:06 PM (RuUvx)
Or is it 'you always rape the one you love'? Neither make sense, if you ask me.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (jE38p)
Name one thing enjoyable they don't try to ruin.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:11 PM (7xPCu)
You know, when the sailor celebrating the end of WWII kissed the random Nurse...
He should have been thrown in jail!! I guess...
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at February 04, 2013 09:11 PM (af5xa)
But...but.......but don't you CARE?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Typical in-need-of-meds leftard at February 04, 2013 09:12 PM (qX7G2)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (n8LUb)
Yeah.
Posted by: ATT, Sprint, Verizon, GMC, Fiat, Ford, Coors, Anheuser-Busch, eBay, eTrade, Disney, WB, McDonalds, C at February 04, 2013 09:12 PM (5sK4a)
Ray Lewis didn't kill the lights, but he was there at the time.
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:12 PM (jVAw4)
But...but.......but don't you CARE?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Typical in-need-of-meds leftard at February 04, 2013 09:12 PM (qX7G2)
Automobiles and commercials are more difficult to worship.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:13 PM (7xPCu)
>"I'm Smuggling Cocaine Heroin In My Coochie"<
http://tinyurl.com/a4cxjxu
Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 09:13 PM (vVMvo)
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: no good deed at February 04, 2013 09:14 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:14 PM (mqCRO)
They would have used a Camaro if he was kissing his sister.
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:15 PM (MMC8r)
OT Peirs Morgan in Texas now trying to belittle gun store owner
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:10 PM (Dnbau)
Oh, this should be good... after the break, Texas AG will be talking with Piers..
Posted by: yip at February 04, 2013 09:15 PM (/jHWN)
Oh, in that case I raped a Sam Adams Boston Lager about 10 minutes ago.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:15 PM (qX7G2)
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:14 PM (MMC8r)
Murderers of Gaia too, apparently. But as far as I'm concerned, I'd do it again.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (7xPCu)
I would have enjoyed seeing Beyonce hump a Clydesdale. That woulda been fun.
Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: P. Aaron at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (uyEvB)
Is that now the epitome of Cool and Manhood for American Male Children?
/shakes head sadly, gets into his Camaro, and drives off into the sunset...
Posted by: Romeo13... at February 04, 2013 08:59 PM (lZBBB)
Best cars of boyfriends from back-in-the-day?
Corvette; Fiat X-19 ; Lotus.
Do I have to denounce myself for being swept away by a Fiat?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (53riN)
Posted by: Jimmah Cahtah at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (+z4pE)
I would have enjoyed seeing Beyonce hump a Clydesdale. That woulda been fun.
Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:16 PM (VMcEw)
\
Sticky and icky.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (7xPCu)
Kurdilla was walking arm-in-arm with James Perry, who announced, “I’m not with her” when the [narcotic-sniffing] canine signaled interest in his female companion.
Twoo wuv. *snif*
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (e8kgV)
Then Purfumo type rumors.
Where were you on Easter Senator?
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (LBUCy)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (mqCRO)
Fiat means 'Fix It Again Tony'
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:20 PM (RuUvx)
Posted by: liv at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (Dw/Jt)
Posted by: the unthinking mob of the perpetually offended at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (LBUCy)
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (MMC8r)
Let's see what was highlighted at the superbowl, oh that's right a double murder suspect and a half-time pole dance.
Yeah, not to worried about the commercial.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:15 PM (qX7G2)
It was asking for it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (GEICT)
OT, but have we talked about how "hipster racism" is a thing now in the lexicon? Nice of them to realize libs are intolerent racist jerks too, but of course only white rich libs. Still, baby steps.
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (8wqqE)
Gonna be a while?
Yeah, probably not.
(queue droopy slide whistle sound effect)
Posted by: Snickers Ad Execs at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (uOWHN)
Kurdilla was walking arm-in-arm with James Perry, who announced, “I’m not with her” when the [narcotic-sniffing] canine signaled interest in his female companion.
Who among us has not been tempted by women and their peanut butter?
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (jVAw4)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (vN8uH)
Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (mqCRO)
bbbbut it was an X-19Bertone, 5 speed w/ removable hardtop!! ( eesh..I can remember the cars, but the boyfriends...not so much...)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (53riN)
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (X6akg)
OT, but have we talked about how "hipster racism" is a thing now in the lexicon? Nice of them to realize libs are intolerent racist jerks too, but of course only white rich libs. Still, baby steps.
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2013 09:22 PM (8wqqE)
Must not be working, because I suspect you'd first have to actually be...you know, educated in order to dumb things down.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (7xPCu)
if there's a member of the tribe here in moron central - if you could post the Hebraic phonetic translation of "show good" it'd be a mitzvah. Again I need the phonetics so that it would be read "show good"
whatever that is.
_
yes, this is going to be inscribed on a shofar as a present.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (RuUvx)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2013 09:24 PM (LCRYB)
For a number of years, it was de rigueur for feminists to quote statistics about how spousal batteries went dramatically up on Super Bowl Sunday.
Never hear about that one anymore. Strange.
Posted by: Who Knows at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (W+Itt)
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (jVAw4)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 04, 2013 09:18 PM (NzBQO)
My wife's exact comment: "It would've been so much better if Bar Rafeili and Danica had been making out."
Have I mentioned how much I love my wife?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)
Clearly. Bitch set me up.
I liked it so much I'm going to rape another one.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (qX7G2)
Posted by: Couch Copulator at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (RzuEl)
The only ad I liked was the Clydesdale one.
The Paul Harvey spot felt too much like a political commercial. As an ad for trucks, I felt it failed.
Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (5H6zj)
One of the young women at work today defended Beyonce's tawdry
pole-dancing routine by saying that it was okay because everybody knows
she is just so fine and upright and non-sleazy. I was at a loss for
words.
Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (kpCLl)
This is when guns come in handy.
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (vN8uH)
“The condition that an operational leader present an ‘imminent’ threat of violent attack against the United States does not require the United States to have clear evidence that a specific attack on U.S. persons and interests will take place in the immediate future,” the memo states.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (LBUCy)
Flock of seagulls flying into the windfarm. Workers below picking up pieces of prepackaged chicken....Purdue Goes Green.
Posted by: sTevo at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldipshit at February 04, 2013 09:09 PM (E9nic)
Thank you for explaining it to the ignorant masses!
Posted by: Roman Polansk at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:23 PM (kpCLl)
That's your cue to start telling some really gross, sleazy jokes around the office.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2013 09:26 PM (8wqqE)
Posted by: southern by the grace of I-95 at February 04, 2013 09:27 PM (DnIpv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:27 PM (vN8uH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:27 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:21 PM (LBUCy)
Sorry, those pic's will never see the internet as they were taken back in the '80s ( that would be the high-hair '80s)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (53riN)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Billy Bob, The guy who drinks in SC at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (wR+pz)
It's linked from Breitbart:
http://svitlanabuchyk.com/
(Lots of pics, I don't know if its 100% SFW, though).
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:28 PM (vN8uH)
She's only slutty on TV, for money.
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:29 PM (MMC8r)
We all make mistakes and we all learn from them.
However, he should be far more pissed that his daughter was willingly wearing Ravens gear.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:29 PM (qX7G2)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 09:30 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (LBUCy)
12698 One of the young women at work today defended Beyonce's tawdry pole-dancing routine by saying that it was okay because everybody knows she is just so fine and upright and non-sleazy.
Sounds like your break room could be getting a brass pole in the future.
Posted by: Couch Copulator at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (RzuEl)
Posted by: liv at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (Dw/Jt)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTu9HaHDI0A&feature=youtube_gdata_player
The audio is poor. I did enjoy it in me youth, though.
I think a nation built by pioneers will find it easy to embrace the pioneer spirit again, and America, again, and its traditional ideals again, no matter Rove, Beyonce, or anyone else say yea, or nay.
Hold the Line.
Posted by: Y. at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (2iM9y)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 09:31 PM (LBUCy)
maybe "fuck me" journalism...we'll have to wait and see....
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:32 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:32 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 04, 2013 09:32 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:29 PM (MMC8r)
That was kind of what she said. She has a 5-year-old boy, which is what prompted me to ask what she thought of it.
Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:32 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (vN8uH)
Posted by: Pudenda Chronicles at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (XLuH2)
The dominant patriarchy is hell-bent on ruling the matriarchal world by subjugating it under it's phallic heel.
Castration and feminization of pre-pubescent boys is the only answer.
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (Vk2pI)
It was the Superdome, and it was New Orleans, after all.
It's like Rape Central over there. And it's always rape o'clock.
Posted by: Phinn at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (oFH2D)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (QTHTd)
The Prom Queen kissing the rebel with Dad's audi?
Posted by: Blacksmith8 at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (Yzu6e)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (vN8uH)
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:29 PM (qX7G2)
Grrrrrrrr......
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Phinn at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (oFH2D)
Well, when it's not rape-thirty.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (7xPCu)
If she thought Beyonce was some kind of role model, then she probably thinks Toddlers and Tiaras is high-class entertainment.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2013 09:35 PM (qX7G2)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:35 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 04, 2013 09:35 PM (QLJPW)
Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2013 09:36 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)
I'm cutting you off.
No more Kelly Brook.
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 04, 2013 09:36 PM (GsoHv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An6XRUQoIgM
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (42et8)
Argentina freezes prices to stave off inflation: Argentine stock market soars..
WASF
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (EZl54)
Yeah, that'll work.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (7xPCu)
No more Kelly Brook.
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 04, 2013 09:36 PM (GsoHv)
Sock fail.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (GEICT)
Ugh. Though that would be probably the best avenue. Serve up their own BS at them x 10. Make them gag on their dog vomit.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (vN8uH)
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: rrpjr at February 04, 2013 09:37 PM (ZbUZk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (mqCRO)
Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (kpCLl)
Ya think?
I can't sock after dinner.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (GsoHv)
Good times!
It was almost as funny when they joined the lynch mob against Herr Shootenfuhrer von Zimmerman, until they found out he was half Peruvian and, later, when it turned out he was part black himself. (As well as being a liberal.)
The SPLC is LGF with a budget.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (QTHTd)
Morgan asked why he didn't support a ban on magazines of more than 10
rounds. He said ranchers on the border have a right to defend themselves
from Mexican drug cartels. Piers laughed and sneered that ranchers ever
actually confronted Mexican drug ganags. He did not know that Mexican
drug gangs have fired on ICE agents!!! He is an idiot
Posted by: thunderb
Would love to see the area ranchers surround Morgan and chase him off with some buckshot action in that limey fruit's ass. Watch him trip and fall continually like the women in the old horror movies. Comedy gold.
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2013 09:39 PM (EAgmr)
That was Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 09:39 PM (eUUME)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:40 PM (vN8uH)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:38 PM (QTHTd)
I think you might be giving the SPLC way too much credit.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:40 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: mugiwara at February 04, 2013 09:41 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: JDW at February 04, 2013 09:41 PM (11KLF)
Posted by: N.O.M.M. (National Organization of M + M at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (uOWHN)
Posted by: liv at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (Dw/Jt)
Have I mentioned how much I love my wife?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)
You should have commented. "You know, you're so beautiful you could be in that commercial making out with Bar." and just see where she goes with it.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (mqCRO)
While passage this year could be a longshot, lawmakers from both parties have been quietly working on several bills, the first of which Democratic Reps. Earl Blumenauer of Oregon and Jared Polis of Colorado plan to introduce Tuesday, Blumenauer told The Associated Press.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:42 PM (e8kgV)
Shootenfuhrer von Zimmerman, until they found out he was half Peruvian
and, later, when it turned out he was part black himself. (As well as
being a liberal.)
Excuse me, but El Zimmermano is a half-Peruvian part-black white-ish Mexican Jew.
So, clearly he was motivated entirely by racial animus.
The Left knows this because, well, It Fits The Narrative.
Posted by: Phinn at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (oFH2D)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: N.O.M.M. (National Organization of M + M's) at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (uOWHN)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (x59Gv)
"rapey"?
Herding molecules is much less maddening.
Posted by: eman at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (j7rp0)
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 04, 2013 09:44 PM (EZl54)
It was more appalling the way the red M+M was treated. Truly torturous.
Posted by: N.O.M.M. (National Organization of M + M's) at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (uOWHN)
Was it raped by the other M&Ms?
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:44 PM (7xPCu)
I think the halftime show would have been better if Mooch had joined Bey and the girls. We all know she's WAY prettier than they are. Plus, even bigger thighs!
Leave Ray Lewis out of this. Maybe he's had a leg injury.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 04, 2013 09:44 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 04, 2013 09:45 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:46 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:43 PM (Dnbau)
BUNK
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)
“The bottom line is all those smears are absolutely false,” Menendez told CNN Chief Congressional Correspondent Dana Bash on Capitol Hill.
The prostitute was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2013 09:46 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (QLJPW)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:46 PM (Dnbau)
Boy, is he ever asking for it...Ted smells limey fear.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: the Superbowl pole at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 04, 2013 09:48 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: Phinn at February 04, 2013 09:33 PM (oFH2D)
Well, when it's not rape-thirty.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 09:34 PM (7xPCu)
Good Heavens, just look at the time:
http://tinyurl.com/b25g3lh
Posted by: Rape Meme at February 04, 2013 09:48 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: awkward davies at February 04, 2013 09:48 PM (USjX1)
Posted by: lo info voter at February 04, 2013 09:48 PM (Dw/Jt)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:49 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (Dnbau)
Jackass in the hall! Dave Foley: If you rushed out to buy guns in ‘2nd Amendment frenzy,’ you are ‘loathsomehuman’
http://tinyurl.com/af3rno5
Sheesh. I'd be like, "If you rushed to speak out against guns in a "1st Amendment frenzy," you are a 'loathsome human.'
How'd ya like that reformulation, jackass?
Posted by: Lewis at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (UB1pV)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 04, 2013 09:47 PM (QLJPW)
--An e-mailer on Jim Rome's show said Ray Lewis didn't kill the lights; he was just there when it happened.
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (jVAw4)
Did they really start the article with the "D" word?
My God, the end is near.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (T0NGe)
Gear Up Tip #1 - Taxidermy
http://youtu.be/wqPEMY96moU
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (vN8uH)
I can't watch Piers even with Nuge sodomizing him on TV .
Will Nugent bring a lash to the festivities? All we'll need is some rum.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 04, 2013 09:52 PM (QTHTd)
Christian mingle , sign me up .
Although my wife is not into the plurality of wives concept .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 04, 2013 09:53 PM (USjX1)
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:54 PM (jVAw4)
Did they really start the article with the "D" word?
My God, the end is near.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 09:51 PM (T0NGe)
--That means he's to be thrown under the bus and therefor expendable.
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:56 PM (jVAw4)
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2013 09:54 PM (jVAw4)
A bit much. The wife just said, "it's just...awkward...looking when guys kiss. Totally weird. At least when girls kiss, they're soft and curvy. It's sexy."
Have I mentioned HOW MUCH I LOVE HER????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lo info voter at February 04, 2013 09:57 PM (Dw/Jt)
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
"Sayer of the Law: To go on two legs is very hard. Perhaps four is better, anyway. ... To walk on all fours."
Original quote attributed to Hairy Reed:1897
Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at February 04, 2013 09:58 PM (iMxCf)
Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 10:00 PM (Dnbau)
It's Chip and Dale. And who cared about telling them apart. They all feel the same.
Posted by: Rod Stewart at February 04, 2013 10:02 PM (eUUME)
The whole purpose of Piers Morgan game is to make himself the vulnerable Beta male, and get the other Beta males and wimpy women to see the Truth of what he is saying. And to get in a confrontation and get ratings. That probably more than anything else.
Playing the wimpy Beta male he lets these "bullies" walk all over him, and gets the other Beta males ( you know, the guys that really liked "Avatar") to sympathize with him. Because our society is making more Beta men all the time - men without chests.
I think it would've been hilarious if they all would've have bent over backwards to be nice to Piers while mocking his pompous ass demeanor.
"Really Piers? Really? Let's you and me actually drive over to the border together and you can really see what is happening over there. "
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 04, 2013 10:04 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Random Plotnik's Id at February 04, 2013 10:05 PM (+pOB1)
Posted by: Avi at February 04, 2013 10:06 PM (/ZEtn)
Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez, in an exclusive television interview with CNN on Monday, denied claims that he had engaged in parties with prostitutes during trips to the Dominican Republic.
Proof positive, if any were needed, that he's guilty as all hell. Either the "Democratic" or the denial, you pick.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 04, 2013 10:21 PM (IDSI7)
it used to be called "stealing a kiss" and was the mark of a bold young man who was going somewhere in life. god...i am so old.
meanwhile, "all the single ladies" were dressed in skintight lingerie and shakin' their coochies at us in stunning HD, but that was just good old 'family entertainment' that was proudly hailed by the first lady. nothing at alllike that 'nasty' stuff janet jackson got into so much trouble for a couple of years ago. sigh.
Posted by: el polacko at February 04, 2013 10:28 PM (OcNv4)
If you haven't gone over to the actual site where Joel Mathis writes his column, do so. Check out the self loathing, histrionic hand wringing over in the reader comments on how inappropriate/rapey it was for that kid to kiss the prom date- something I'm sure most kids have fantasized about. I'm in awe that we've sunk this low, where a true ball slapping toad like this Mathis guy gets a platform to spout out this shit. Oh well, the demise is well under way. We've lost the culture war, 'twould seem.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at February 04, 2013 10:28 PM (0SmH0)
Well... yeah. Duh.
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at February 04, 2013 10:29 PM (XLQXo)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 04, 2013 10:36 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2013 10:36 PM (YZqSb)
Posted by: saddam at February 04, 2013 10:40 PM (RqR7R)
Posted by: name at February 04, 2013 10:45 PM (KqnY1)
Posted by: Whoopie G at February 04, 2013 10:47 PM (Fvc1x)
Posted by: Hand Solo at February 04, 2013 10:49 PM (9/kKc)
I don't think it's cool or cute when anyone initiates physical contact
without at least implicit permission. But "rapey"? It wasn't
rapey-rapey.
Number 1 it was a commercial and number 2 what a stupid comment. Good Lord what have we come to?
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 04, 2013 10:52 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 04, 2013 10:56 PM (g5wi5)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at February 04, 2013 10:56 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: saddam at February 04, 2013 11:01 PM (RqR7R)
Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez, in an exclusive television interview
with CNN on Monday, denied claims that he had engaged in parties with
prostitutes during trips to the Dominican Republic.
Did they really start the article with the "D" word?
My God, the end is near.
**************
Heh.
But...Not so fast. O'Reilly and Goldberg tonight reminded "the folks" that adult prostitution isn't illegal in the Dom Rep.
So, if no illegals or minors were involved, there's no foul, legally.
But the favors his patron apparently paid for, that's a different story. At least it is to the FBI, which is now investigating.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at February 04, 2013 11:04 PM (tycwK)
Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at February 04, 2013 11:04 PM (iMxCf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 04, 2013 11:05 PM (Jcd0S)
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 04, 2013 11:12 PM (g5wi5)
@ 223 Help me out here. Where do I draw the line? Can I go grab a
chick's tits now? Is that cool? If she likes it, its cool. But if she
doesn't, its assualt. I'm a pretty big fan of defending every person's
personal space. Even black people and women! I know, crazy shit, right?
****************
Yes, that's the way it's always been, at least in the last 100 years or more of American law.
If the woman likes it, no foul. There's no law per se saying it's illegal to touch a woman's tits. If there were, all of us guys (but probably not Ace) would be criminals.
If the woman doesn't like it, and says so at the time, that's a battery, an unlawful touching.
What's tricky is when a woman appears to consent, and then later changes her mind. Dudes have served time over that one.
But in the commercial the prom queen smiled after the smooch. Still, her BF could convince her to press charges. Witnesses might contradict her, though.
30 years ago this would be a trivial thing. Today, in a Lawyered Up Ham Sandwich Nation --where everyone is potentially indictable for something -- not so much.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at February 04, 2013 11:12 PM (tycwK)
My guess is that they were going for the controversy and expected the left to get all bent over it.
2. Ford needs to come up with a reply add with the football player driving home, scratched knuckles draped over the steering wheel and the prom queen draped over his shoulder. Maybe wiping her mouth and hair disheveled.
Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at February 04, 2013 11:14 PM (zZJJp)
The ad was insulting. Insulting to men and to women. What if a gay man
came up to you, embraced you and gave you a big fat smooch. That would
be cute, right? Not an invasion of your personal space or anything. Just
a cute little fag kiss. Nothing to worry about. Hopefully you'd have a
male there to protect you, though. Idiots.
************
Oh sure....as if we straights didn't have about 1.5 million years of heterosexual courting, marriage and sex to tell us what is "normal" and thus expected.
Thus an openly-gay male kissing a straight female out of the blue would not be considered normal. Closet gay kissing the girl? Not a significant difference between what the ad shows.
(Or are you arguing that Biff the Prom King's hitting the kisser would suddenly become gay-bashing? Sure you are!)
Lets change your scenario to a 90-year-old male suddenly planting a French kiss on an unsuspecting 17 year old --- would that be "normal" in your view??
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at February 04, 2013 11:20 PM (tycwK)
1 what kind of dickless dweeb does this add appeal to? Maybe the type that end up working on Madison Ave.
My guess is that they were going for the controversy and expected the left to get all bent over it.
2. Ford needs to come up with a reply add with the football player
driving home, scratched knuckles draped over the steering wheel and the
prom queen draped over his shoulder. Maybe wiping her mouth and hair
disheveled.
************************
As long as she's smiling, it would work for me.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at February 04, 2013 11:23 PM (tycwK)
"But in the commercial the prom queen smiled after the smooch."
And if some queer came up to you in a bar and gave you a big kiss and you smiled after, it would be all good. Otherwise, it is assault.
And if I grab a girls tits or pinch her ass or, god forbid, frottage...and she likes it. Then we're all good.
And if the ad displayed some sort of representation of consent before the kiss, no problem.
But are we cool with the "tit-grabbing and hoping she likes it" society? I'm alone in thinking that's wrong here?
Posted by: saddam at February 04, 2013 11:25 PM (RqR7R)
Posted by: TOF at February 04, 2013 11:36 PM (2Aw0E)
Posted by: Vyce at February 04, 2013 11:39 PM (EN49K)
Maybe Audi should release a prequel commercial showing the prom queen flirting with the kid. It would provide context to the sisters of perpetual outrage and the humorless douchebags who are emasculated by them.
Posted by: Meghan's McCans at February 04, 2013 11:51 PM (xfWVe)
Posted by: Sgt. York at February 05, 2013 12:29 AM (jEvoA)
I propose the collective to be 'a spring fresh cleansing of douchbags'
Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at February 05, 2013 12:56 AM (Hsgnv)
By rape I mean apply my lips to its mouth, unbidden.
Stella Artois was totally asking for it anyway.
Posted by: fb at February 05, 2013 04:12 AM (qnMOL)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 05, 2013 04:33 AM (yJYwC)
Is this some kind of trick question?
I think I understand each of the words you're using, but somehow, when you put them together in a sentence like that, they don't make any sense.
Posted by: Phinn at February 05, 2013 08:27 AM (oFH2D)
Posted by: gary gulrud at February 05, 2013 10:20 AM (uv0Aw)
Posted by: Dang at February 05, 2013 10:34 AM (R18D0)
Let me try the same argument a different way. I’m an absolutist. I’m
an absolutist regarding free speech. I’m an absolutist regarding gun
ownership. I’m also a moral absolutist.
Moral absolutism states that the moral righteousnous of an act can be
determined prior to the act being committed, without regard to outcome.
Conversly, moral relativism states that the moral righteousnous of an
act is determined by measuring the good or harm that results from an
act. If, on the whole, an act causes more harm than good, it is immoral.
Moral absolutism states that an act is either moral or immoral,
regardless of the outcome. Moral absolutism is commonly associated with
religion while moral relativism is associated with progessivism.
So, let’s start with the premise that, in at least some
circumstances, an uninvited kiss is an assault. If that’s the case, than
the proposition that some uninvited kisses are okay and some are
unacceptable is a relativistic one.
Let’s say the guy in the commercial was black and he kissed a white
girl. Would that make it bad? What if he was extremely ugly and had
horrible breath. Would that make it bad? What if it was a guy kissing a
guy. Would that make it bad? Why? Is it because in each of these cases,
the advances of the kisser are more likely to be rejected than if the
guy is cute? But that falls into the relativistic trap of arguing for
the morality of an act by virtue of the harm caused.
She liked it, so it is okay. If she didn’t like it, it would have
been bad. But fortunately we didn’t need to cross that bridge, right?
That’s the relitavist argument. I don’t buy it.
Posted by: saddam at February 05, 2013 01:16 PM (phUqH)
"Maybe Audi should release a prequel commercial showing the prom queen
flirting with the kid. It would provide context to the sisters of
perpetual outrage and the humorless douchebags who are emasculated by
them."
I showed the ad to my wife (Sadly, a devout progressive) and she thought the ad was really funny. When I told her why I didn't like it, she said exactly what you said "I just assumed that they knew each other and he knew she would be okay with the kiss."
Posted by: saddam at February 05, 2013 01:20 PM (phUqH)
girl. Would that make it bad? What if he was extremely ugly and had
horrible breath. Would that make it bad? What if it was a guy kissing a
guy. Would that make it bad? Why? Is it because in each of these cases,
the advances of the kisser are more likely to be rejected than if the
guy is cute? But that falls into the relativistic trap of arguing for
the morality of an act by virtue of the harm caused.
She liked it, so it is okay. If she didn’t like it, it would have
been bad. But fortunately we didn’t need to cross that bridge, right?
That’s the relitavist argument. I don’t buy it."
I know you don't get laid much, but if you spent a lot of time with women as I have, you'd know that even today in our supposedly "equal" society,women prefer it when a man takes the initiative. They also like a man who has some balls. If you had to ask a woman for her permission for every sexual or semi-sexual act you performed with her,as liberals would like, no heterosexual man would ever get laid because no woman would give consent to a man who felt like he had to ask her for it.
When do women ever initiate sexual contact? Very rarely, and when they do, have you EVER seen one of them ask a man's permission to do it? It's a double-standard. And it isn't MEN's idea. Women don't want to face the possibility of rejection,so they give us two choices-1. YOU initiate sexual contact, if I like you, maybe you'll get laid, but if I DON'T like you you get to go to jail instead, or 2. Attempt to ask for consent for sex and NEVER receive that consent because the very act of asking for consent CREEPS WOMEN THE FUCK OUT. Then women get to mock you for being "creepy" and never being able to get laid.
Think I'm crazy? Take a look at the birth rates lately. We're passing the point of no return on that. This idiotic shit is KILLING us,man. It's killing the white race,killing our countrymen,and ensuring that we will be replaced by groups of people who think nothing of ACTUALLY raping a woman. And it isn't just limited to the United States,Spain,France,Great Britain and Germany are also more or less affected by this idiotic social model.
You ask:
"But are we cool with the "tit-grabbing and hoping she likes it" society?"
It's either that, or no society at all because no one ever has sex which means that nobody is born. I don't like the implications either,but the idea of a society where consent must be obtained before every act from touching someone's hand to kissing them to the "down and dirty" presupposes that A. Women,given the chance, will initiate sexual encounters as often as men, and B. You can actually obtain sexual consent from a woman by asking for it.
Neither A nor B is true and I don't want to sit and watch the human race go extinct because you are an IDEALIST(not an absolutist,as you claim),and I damn sure don't want to be celibate while I'm doing it.
No. I don't think rape is "cool" at all. One of my family members was raped to DEATH,so I know the difference between a sexual assault and a fucking KISS. A kiss doesn't rupture a woman's uterus and cause her to die from internal bleeding,fucktard,it will never be the same thing as a rape. Neither will unwanted hug, an unwanted pat on the back,or an unwanted compliment.
And your example of a gay dude kissing someone? The reason why that's different is because it is EXTREMELY unlikely that two gays will be in the same room together given their small population size and general diffusion in society,therefore there is an implicit assumption that the kiss from the gay man would be unwanted by the other man.
THIS kiss was between two ostensibly straight people.
There IS a possibility that a heterosexual woman would be receptive to a kiss from a heterosexual man. Granted, there isn't much difference between a straight woman and a classic bull dyke these days but I don't think further eroding the distinction is the answer.
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