Iran Space Program Plans a Progression of Animal Astronauts: Worms, Turtle, Mouse, Monkey, Ahmadinejad

Actually they've sent up the worms to the monkey up (at least to the edges of space, and, frankly, according to them).

Now Our Hero Ahmadinejad says put me in coach.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Monday that he's ready to take the risk of being the first Iranian astronaut sent into space as part of Iran's goal of a manned space flight.

"I'm ready to be the first Iranian to sacrifice myself for our country's scientists," the official IRNA news agency quoted him as saying in an address to space scientists in Tehran.

The Israeli Missile Command expressed interest in such a plan.

I kind of used to laugh at these tinpot tyrants who postured as Action Heroes -- Kim Il Jong with his myriad of world records in sports (he shot a 36 in golf, you know, in a round which I believe included four (four!) holes in one), Putin with his Action Judo and his bear hunting. And before them, Mussolini, strong on his horse, wearing out a horse on each morning's ride (and wearing out a woman on each night's ride).

I am proud of America, and proud to be an American, because we are not, as so much of the world is, psychologically arrested in early childhood, easily manipulated by cheap would-be tyrants posturing as Men of the People and making all sorts of ridiculous claims about their prowess at, and interest in, manful sports.

It's just so absurd, these petty despots of benighted lands pretending to be accomplished sportsmen in sports in which they plainly have neither interest nor skill. What kind of degraded populace could be swayed by such ridiculousness?

Thank God It Can't Happen Here.

In completely unrelated news...

White House defends release of Calamity Barry photo.

The White House was still answering for "skeet-gate" Monday following a photo released late Friday of President Barack Obama shooting skeet in August 2012.

"Why did the White House decide to release the skeet shooting photos three days before this trip?" a reporter asked White House press secretary Jay Carney during Monday's briefing aboard Air Force One. The president was en route to Minnesota, where he's delivering remarks on gun violence.


Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM



Comments

1 Socialism inevitably becomes fascism.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (T0NGe)

2 because we are not, as so much of the world is, psychologically
arrested in early childhood, easily manipulated by cheap would-be
tyrants posturing as Men of the People


I won.

Posted by: Barry SCOAMF at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (ZKzrr)

3 Time for a baboon hunt.

Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (VndSC)

4 C'hee!

( drool )

Posted by: Honey Boo Boo voter at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (NTBjC)

5
Obama aides even coined a term for the skeptics — calling them “skeeters.”
“For
all the skeeters, POTUS [president of the United States] shoots clay
targets on the range at Camp David on Aug. 4, 2012,” White House
Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer said in releasing the photo.

Posted by: Harold Finch at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (e8kgV)

6 he's shooting with a very low arc: Target close to the ground, eh?

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (Dll6b)

7 Plans a Progression of Animal Astronauts:

Not sure why Ahmedinejad is going after me...

Posted by: That's Colonel Monkey to you... at February 04, 2013 03:33 PM (FcR7P)

8 Why does that photo look like that gun has zero recoil?

Is it just me being cynical because I can't stand TFG and don't trust one thing he says?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (xmcEQ)

9 After a meeting today in Paris with the French president, Francois
Hollande, Vice President Joe Biden praised “the incredible competence
and capability” of the French military during a conference on "cheese eating."

Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (e8kgV)

10 What a goof!

Posted by: Secret Service at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (DrC22)

11 Socialism inevitably becomes fascism.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (T0NGe)


tell me about it...

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (Dll6b)

12 And his technique is awful. His elbows should be pointing 8 o'clock and 4 o'clock if he were shooting skeet for real, and had any instruction.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (GsoHv)

13 Yeah, all these macho leaders with their guns and machismo is absurd

Posted by: rick perry at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (m4Jgi)

14 Its been too long...far to long that we've provided only light.

Posted by: The Lamp Posts at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (J6hHs)

15 Has anybody done an analysis of the JPEG to see it it is doctored ?

Posted by: Oliver Stone at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (e8kgV)

16 Well, it is the Year of the Snake, so I guess its his turn.

Posted by: Bigby's Donkey Punch at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (3ZtZW)

17 at Camp David, the skeets stay low to the ground, fearing the wrath of Hussein


restless, the skeets are; very restless

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (Dll6b)

18 I've heard the Prez spent all of five minutes doing ye olde skeets. If so, I bet he cut it short because he was only performing to a beginner's level, and his ego is such he couldn't tolerate that, or having others seeing him not be a "demigod".

Posted by: Hell on the Wabash at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (m1mdG)

19 he's shooting with a very low arc: Target close to the ground, eh?

It's a life-size clay Buddha.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (FcR7P)

20 Ear Leader bowled a 310.

Posted by: zsasz at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (MMC8r)

21
All third-world dictators are envy with this press

Posted by: My GF has big boobies at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (F6KtL)

22 How could you leave out John McCain's "racist" tweet?!

Justin Amash is an ass.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (piMMO)

23

Seriously.

Someone should photoshop TFG's head on every one of these picts.

http://tinyurl.com/ck5hcx9

After all, King O is a Putin Wannabe.

Posted by: chunky monkey at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (LpQbZ)

24 So the picture of Christie laying waste to that Dunkin' Donuts was staged?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (+lsX1)

25 it's not a shotgun; it's a big horizontal tubular bong

Posted by: Zamboni Zeek at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (Dll6b)

26
Somebody better tell Barry that you can't get a man with a gun:

http://goo.gl/wBjWh

Posted by: waldo at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (jwumz)

27 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:38 PM (5DR1j)

28 He looks like he was aiming for the launcher. Dumbass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:38 PM (UOM48)

29 Barry just didn't want to shoot any planes down.

Posted by: Bigby's Donkey Punch at February 04, 2013 03:38 PM (3ZtZW)

30 Skeet. More red-blooded American behavior from the guy who goes to the SPCA and asks for one "To Go".

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2013 03:38 PM (FcR7P)

31 The reporter is seeming to imply even being seen with a gun is wrong.

And to think sportsmen should be worried...

Posted by: Hell on the Wabash at February 04, 2013 03:38 PM (m1mdG)

32 Mmmm, I loved it when he shot his barrel at me....on my face

Posted by: Kal Penn at February 04, 2013 03:38 PM (F6KtL)

33 Those aren't skeet, they're the waffles nobody lets him finish

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (NHNJt)

34 He's not skeet shooting.

He's shooting a shotgun.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (GQ8sn)

35 Off again on Air Force One at how much cost to "campaign" for gun take over?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (9+ccr)

36 Ahmadinejad Roughly translated means Goat Blower... So Ace's Headline should read -
Iran Space Program Plans a Progression of Animal Astronauts: Worms, Turtle, Mouse, Monkey, Goat Blower....

Posted by: American Dawg at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (trA4n)

37 Now Our Hero Ahmadinejad says put me in coach.

Stuxnet Virus, please pick up the white courtesy phone located next to the launch pad.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (GFM2b)

38 I always thought that the gun swept the trajectory of the skeet, then the trigger was pulled. It's almost like 'Dear Leader' has the uncanny ability to fire prematurely. But that's just conjecture that only FLOTUS can confirm.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (feFL6)

39 He looks like a pamby holding that gun

Posted by: Richard Simmons at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (F6KtL)

40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXOHCNgYrc

When we shoot the curl, we really shoot the curl.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, pre-denounced for your convenience at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (ZKzrr)

41
I was hoping we'd have more snow or freezing rain to celebrate the visitation of His Ineptness today to our humble state.

Ubfortunately it snowed last night and won't snow again until tonight.

Posted by: rd at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (zLp5I)

42 John Boehner's tears cure cancer. Well, no, actually they don't. Which is a real shame.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (XUKZU)

43 Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (GFM2b)

Why waste time with Ohmydinnerjacket? Pretty sure he's just the figure-head, no?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (5DR1j)

44 I still don't get that smoke out of the side crap. Is there a hole in the barrel?
/dear liza dear liza youguysmademedothatfkrsstopit

Posted by: Bigby's Donkey Punch at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (3ZtZW)

45 Does Barry aim through the bore? Why is that thing sitting so high on his shoulder?

Oh well, who the fuck cares?

And speaking of fuck, does anyone know the dress code over at the Conversation? When we comment, do we clean it up or use the same fuckity-fuck language we use here?

Posted by: jwest at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (ZDsRL)

46 But that's just conjecture that only FLOTUS can confirm.

Or Kal Penn.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, pre-denounced for your convenience at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (ZKzrr)

47 He's not skeet shooting.

He's shooting a shotgun.


He's exhaling a monster hit.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (FcR7P)

48 My shoulder is all achy and sore.

Posted by: Barry Buckshot at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (UzPAd)

49 Yeah, all these macho leaders with their guns and machismo is absurd

Posted by: rick perry at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (m4Jgi)
F u, asshole.

Posted by: zombie coyote at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (uOWHN)

50 8
Why does that photo look like that gun has zero recoil?

Is it just me being cynical because I can't stand TFG and don't trust one thing he says?


Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (xmcEQ)

If it had any recoil, his cheek would be missing. Look how hard he's pressing it against the stock.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (X6akg)

51 "Calamity Barry" earns another donation to the till! Huzzahs all around.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (71LDo)

52 That shotgun looks odd. Almost like a rifle.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (GFM2b)

53
Not skeet shooting.

That, my moron friends, is the in color....night vision..... spy satellite look-down photo...... of the shot that King Barridus made when personally whacking Osama Bin Laden while doing the POTUS ride along with Seal Team Six.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (nELVU)

54 So some poor Ahmedinejad look-alike will be forced to ride a death rocket to nowhere so the real dickhead can pop out of a really shitty mock up that "landed" and yell, "TA-DAAA!"

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (ImC91)

55 Okay, unless that was a particularly high shutter-speed camera, wouldn't there be a little blurring around the edges of the SCOAMT and his gun?

Really- that's a serious question.

And if there should be (and there isn't) doesn't that mean this is just a pandering photo that proves (at most) that SCOAMT has at least mastered which end of a gun to hold?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (5DR1j)

56 -

That stupid Bush -
using words that don't require extensive parsing all fancy like like Barack "We (in the sense that a group of people of which I am a member) go skeet-shooting all the time (which could include 'once' if you think about it.)

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (RuUvx)

57 He looks like he was aiming for the launcher. Dumbass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:38 PM (UOM4


------------------------------------------


Pre-emptive strike.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (z2jDQ)

58 A baboon could shoot better than that idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)

59 I still don't get that smoke out of the side crap. Is there a hole in the barrel?

Magna Porting.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:43 PM (GFM2b)

60
He looks like a pamby holding that gun


That's because it's a made for a man.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2013 03:43 PM (MLn92)

61 Skeeters are the guys on the Bass Pro Circuit that drive these.

http://www.skeeterboats.com/products/13

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 03:43 PM (81UWZ)

62
I still don't get that smoke out of the side crap. Is there a hole in the barrel?

----

Its a ported barrel.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2013 03:43 PM (nELVU)

63 You know what that discharge almost looks like? It looks like a CO2 gun.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:43 PM (GQ8sn)

64 I have never fired a rifle, but am I alone in thinking the way he's holding that thing is just wrong? It looks like it's going to tip forward out of his hands or slingshot back over his shoulder.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:44 PM (4df7R)

65 I wish you people would cut our President some slack. In that photo, he is obviously hunting Ground Skeet. And since he values our American tradition of hunting, I'm confident he had the Camp David chef prepare them properly and serve them that night for dinner.

Posted by: John W. at February 04, 2013 03:44 PM (cdgHW)

66 I think I read once that the Chi-Com firework industry is heavily involved in the Iranian Space Program...

They even have little uniform patches that say
C. - Chi-Com
R. - Rocket (for)
I. - Iranian
S. - Space
P. - Program

Posted by: American Dawg at February 04, 2013 03:44 PM (trA4n)

67 Where's the photoshop of Snoop Dog at the other end shotgunning Barry some chronic?

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2013 03:45 PM (UzPAd)

68 "I'm ready to be the first Iranian to sacrifice myself for our country's
scientists," the official IRNA news agency quoted him as saying in an
address to space scientists in Tehran.

If only. And it appears he hasn't all that much faith in the scientists if he thinks he would be a sacrifice.


Don't let the space-hatch hit you in the ass on the way out, I'madinnerjacket.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:45 PM (ZOUmX)

69
They claimed that the 'Preezy Skeet Shoot' photo was from August 4th, 2012.
That's his Birthday.

But there were earlier reports, back then, that said he "spent the day on the Golf course".

It was during the campaign.
Why didn't they pull this photo out and use it during the campaign?

Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:45 PM (BZMZX)

70 The Barry Hazzard p-shop is all kinds of awesome:

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-27-620x318.jpg

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 03:45 PM (xGlYu)

71 And if you're shooting skeet, don't you generally aim a little higher? The way he's aiming there I'd hate to be some poor schmuck walking through the woods behind the skeet launch thingamabob.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:45 PM (4df7R)

72 TFG's first instinct was to hold the rifle sideways, gangsta style.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (UOM48)

73 I'mlefthanded and I don't wear my watch on my left hand, it gets in the way while trying to write. I think the photo is fake. Plus the Bamster doesn't have that many muscles in his arms.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (9U1OG)

74 Maybe if the White House put out a picture of Obama wrestling an Iranian monkey while riding on horseback the fabric of space would be breached and we would be put out of our misery.

Posted by: joncelli at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

75 >>>That shotgun looks odd. Almost like a rifle.

It looks to be an over under 20. Most people shooting shotguns shoot them at elevated targets so the level shooting angle may be throwing you off. He's either

a. Just getting the action shot and so is aiming at nothing.
b. Trying to hit the trap house.
c. Patterning the gun on paper.

My question is what is that puff of gas escaping from the side of the barrel?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (0q2P7)

76 President Obama doesn't tell the truth. He is the truth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (XUKZU)

77 he's shooting with a very low arc: Target close to the ground, eh?

The weasel language is amazing. Note that he's "shooting at clay targets". Almost surely they are (1) stationary and (2) at chest level.

But maybe even that's a lie and he's shooting at a copy of his budget.

Oh wait...

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (T0NGe)

78 The Barry Hazzard p-shop is all kinds of awesome:

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-27-620x318.jpg


Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 03:45 PM (xGlYu)


That picture is fucking hysterical.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (xmcEQ)

79
We need a p-shop of odictator shooting an assault baboon, by which I mean the gun is replaced with a baboon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2013 03:47 PM (p/cQy)

80 I'm sure glad the WH released that pic. Looks like Baraka is one of us.

Posted by: LiV at February 04, 2013 03:47 PM (z2jDQ)

81 TFG's first instinct was to hold the rifle sideways, gangsta style.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (UOM4


I laughed. A LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:47 PM (4df7R)

82 My question is what is that puff of gas escaping from the side of the barrel?

----


Ported barrel.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2013 03:47 PM (nELVU)

83
So could someone with a Twitter account please Tweet my requests;

@pfeiffer44 SO when will we get a picture of the President balancing the budget?


OK, at @pfeiffer44 let’s lower the bar. How about a picture of POTUS creating a budget that will actually pass Congress?



So @pfeiffer44 perhaps a picture of the President producing a budget that gets 5 Democrat Party votes?

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:47 PM (GGCsk)

84 What the hell kind of trajectory is that for skeet shooting?


Also, please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to punch in the junk anyone who refers to skeet birthers.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 03:47 PM (VtjlW)

85 My question is what is that puff of gas escaping from the side of the barrel?


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 04, 2013 03:46 PM (0q2P7)

Nervous gas. POTUS FART.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:47 PM (ZOUmX)

86 BTW, Heather, Top Secret! is on Netflix, probably the best of the ZAZ movies.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 03:48 PM (T0NGe)

87 The Blaze had a good collection of the best Photoshops.

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:48 PM (GGCsk)

88 Now I can't get the Muppet Show skit out of my head.

Persians... In.... Spaaaaaaaaace

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 04, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)

89 How dare you Mr. McCain. HOW DARE YOU.

Posted by: Justin Amash, Truest Trucon in all Truville at February 04, 2013 03:48 PM (60GaT)

90 Note that he's "shooting at clay targets". Almost surely they are (1) stationary and (2) at chest level.

Maybe he's holding off a golem.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 03:48 PM (xGlYu)

91 And if you're shooting skeet, don't you generally aim a little higher?
The way he's aiming there I'd hate to be some poor schmuck walking
through the woods behind the skeet launch thingamabob.


Yes, that angle means he's shooting at something downrange. The clays are shot into the air, above the horizon. If he really IS shooting clays, then he sucks at it. He can't find his sight picture until the clay has already fallen to the ground.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

92 Who else is seeing TD Bank ads,in Spanish on the AOSHQ?Spanish??

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:49 PM (9XBK2)

93 Ace -- please don't post pictures of the troll.

Posted by: eleven at February 04, 2013 03:49 PM (KXm42)

94 Link Hogthrob, you are my hero.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:49 PM (ZOUmX)

95 You see, I'm "looking closely" now. Trying to find *any* flaw with his form. I've been using a shotgun for years as a hunter who does trap to maintain skill. I don't think I shoulder my gun that perfectly 1 out of 20 times.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 04, 2013 03:49 PM (0q2P7)

96 >85
My question is what is that puff of gas escaping from the side of the barrel? <

I believe that Citori has a ported barrel.

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:49 PM (GGCsk)

97 The mystery of what Obama was aiming at was solved in the Guns and Hunting post yesterday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:49 PM (piMMO)

98 Let's hope the more obsessed among us has checked the date, found out where the JEF was, what the weather was at his location and any other detail they can think of.

Based on his record, I know the fucker is lying about this.

Posted by: jwest at February 04, 2013 03:50 PM (ZDsRL)

99 Paging Dr. Julius Strangepork.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:50 PM (ZOUmX)

100 But maybe even that's a lie and he's shooting at a copy of his budget.


It's probably that cardboad cutout of Hillary! that Insty keeps posting the photo of His staffers groping.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, pre-denounced for your convenience at February 04, 2013 03:50 PM (ZKzrr)

101 The disturbing part of this isn't the personality cult aspect, although that's disturbing enough. The really disturbing part is that Democrats are (successfully) attempting to make 2nd Amendment rights synonymous with the sporting use of firearms. The 2nd Amendment does not concern itself with the hunting and sport shooting uses of the tool. Again and again, the President brings up hunting and sport shooting whenever he makes the gun control argument. He never mentions the purpose of the 2nd Amendment. Never, not once.

Meanwhile, various non-military federal agencies have bought billions of rounds of common caliber ammunition. Billions, with a 'b'. To my knowledge, no major news organization has bothered to ask why. As a related aside, federal monies have been used to equip police departments throughout the country with the latest in SWAT-grade weaponry, munitions,and equipment. No one seems to be asking about that, either.

Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2013 03:50 PM (vtiE6)

102 Now I can't get the Muppet Show skit out of my head.

Persians... In.... Spaaaaaaaaace

****

http://bit.ly/3MuDGx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:50 PM (piMMO)

103 Silly morons,he's not shooting at clay pigeons he's shooting at Republicans.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:50 PM (9XBK2)

104 If TFG actually fired the gun (and it's not a WH photoshop) I'll bet he fired it once and went, "OWW!" then handed the gun to a minion, and had his shoulder iced down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:51 PM (UOM48)

105 Thanks again, America. You fucking idiots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2013 03:51 PM (NTBjC)

106 "12 And his technique is awful. His elbows should be pointing 8 o'clock and 4 o'clock if he were shooting skeet for real, and had any instruction."

Doesn't matter. He only did this to pose for a photo. That's what he does. He poses. Look at all the photos of him where he is looking off thoughtfully into the distance, looking off seriously with a furrowed brow, looking at the rabble with that nose up in the air sneer. Okay, that last one was taken by accident. The point is, he's a big fake. An empty suit. A cardboard caricature of a president.

They took a photo of him shooting a gun, just in case they would ever need proof that he isn't a complete pussy. Unfortunately, even shooting a gun he looks like a pussy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2013 03:51 PM (pY9an)

107 Am I alone in feeling like both of the smoke plumes look photoshoppy?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (4df7R)

108
It was during the campaign.
Why didn't they pull this photo out and use it during the campaign?
Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:45 PM (BZMZX)

Because it is as stupid looking a photo as Dukakis in an M1 tank

Posted by: rd at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (zLp5I)

109
33
Those aren't skeet, they're the waffles nobody lets him finish

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (NHNJt)



Were the waffles blue?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (da5Wo)

110 Mao sorta started this type of thing. He was "known" for his swimming prowess, and they used to release statements about how far and how fast he swam, along with pictures of that big ugly head sticking out of the water.

Of course, many of these clowns are to one extent or another, disciples of Mao.

Including the jughead whose picture you have posted here.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (TOk1P)

111 They took a photo of him shooting a gun, just in
case they would ever need proof that he isn't a complete pussy.
Unfortunately, even shooting a gun he looks like a pussy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2013 03:51 PM (pY9an)

They photoshopped out the poor military schmuck who had to pose him properly to get decent form.
I still don't get the wristwatch on the wrong hand.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (ZOUmX)

112 They obviously Photoshopped a picture of the President from the Abbottabad UBL raid onto a more friendly, scenic Camp David background.

Have they no shame?

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:53 PM (GGCsk)

113 My guy is a manly-man

Posted by: Michelle at February 04, 2013 03:53 PM (DrC22)

114 101 After Sep 11 the Feds sent money all over for body armor,weapons,boats,armored vehicles etc.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:53 PM (9XBK2)

115 I think the clay target was a flower pot on the garden wall.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 04, 2013 03:53 PM (l3vZN)

116 And this is the "cool" guy. I guess the definition of cool has ... evolved.

Posted by: SH at February 04, 2013 03:53 PM (gmeXX)

117 Oh, and my wrists are burlier than those little tiny things--and I am most definitely a girl.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:53 PM (ZOUmX)

118 I'd have paid good money to bribe someone at the range to swap out his shotshells with 3" mag slugs.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 04, 2013 03:54 PM (SY2Kh)

119 I still don't get the wristwatch on the wrong hand.
Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (ZOUmX)


Could be they transposed the picture.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:54 PM (4df7R)

120 A quick and non-authoritative list of QandAs regarding The Poser Shooter Photo:

1. Isn't that a funny looking shotgun?

1a. It's a $10,000 Beretta sport gun, an over-under two-barrel design most often used in Skeet and Clays shooting as well as bird hunting.

2. Is he holding it right?

2a. No.

3. Shouldn't there be blurring or recoil?

3a. At the point just after the trigger is pulled and the hot gases are just starting to escape from the barrel, you would not see much motion yet, if any.

4. What is that funny spout of smoke on the side of the barrel?

4a. You can barely see on the front side of the gun that it is, in fact, ported, meaning a number of holes are cut in the barrel to vent gases upward and reduce muzzle rise so the second shot will be easier.

5. It looks like there's only smoke behind the barrel.

5a. This is being discussed and analyzed as to a reason why the photo might be a fake, I honestly haven't seen a high-enough resolution version to be sure. It does "look fake" but that could be an artifact of exactly when the photo was taken, and there are porting jobs (Magna-Port has one) that allow you to shut off some or all of the ports, but the one in the picture doesn't *look* like that.

6. Isn't that guy a complete doorknob?

6a. Pretty much.

I think this is another wank yank, Obama made an inherently implausible and irrelevant claim (I'm just like you guys and I don't want to hurt you) and has managed to divert attention from that by waiting a week to release a photo that may have been slightly airbrushed or mis-described to start an authenticity argument rather than discuss the sociopath who made the statement.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 04, 2013 03:54 PM (bxiXv)

121 Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (xmcEQ)

The port is there to reduce kick, its helps early learners.

Seems to me he was shooting trap and not skeet, but who really knows with this bunch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2013 03:54 PM (p/cQy)

122 I still don't get the wristwatch on the wrong hand.


Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (ZOUmX)


Not one to defend TFG, but I'm a lefty and when I wore a watch, I wore it on my left wrist.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:54 PM (da5Wo)

123 "I'm ready to be the first Iranian to sacrifice myself for our country's scientists,"

Wow, he really doesn't have much faith in the Iranian scientists, does he?

He may as well say, "I'm willing to die in a flaming ball of Iranian incompetence."

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (pY9an)

124
Sorry.... but I look at that photo.... see Obama's "shooting glasses"..... and think "Stevie Wonder Sporting Clays Tournament."

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (nELVU)

125 111 Yeah,most left handers wear it on the right wrist but I've seen some that wear one on the left.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (9XBK2)

126
As a related aside, federal monies have been used to equip police departments throughout the country with the latest in SWAT-grade weaponry, munitions,and equipment. No one seems to be asking about that, either.Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2013 03:50 PM (vtiE6)

They have been sending military equipment to Law Enforcement for over 20 years now. And the police are acting more like an occupying army in many jurisdictions as the last 20 years have gone by.

Posted by: rd at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (zLp5I)

127 He has no shell pouch.

There is no shooing table present in the picture/

He's not wearing a shooting vest.

The picture is what it is - Barry shooting a shotgun so he can have a picture of him shooting a shotgun.

Nothing more nothing less.


The guy is a complete fraud.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (RrD4h)

128 Am I alone in feeling like both of the smoke plumes look photoshoppy?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (4df7R


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Nope. I've been wondering why they didn't use a video to prove his manly prowess.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (z2jDQ)

129 Take that, you pussies!

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 04, 2013 03:56 PM (DrC22)

130 The ported barrel is the problem with the picture's credibility. 1) Why are the gasses only escaping from the right side ports, and not the left? and 2) Why are the gasses escaping from the right ports not aligned with the ports on the left side of the barrel?

Posted by: Country Singer at February 04, 2013 03:56 PM (L8r/r)

131 "The president was en route to Minnesota, where he's delivering remarks on gun violence."

If this is like typical Barky speech trips, he will hop on Marine One, then go to Andrews to get on Air Force One, then fly to Minnesocold, be driven in a huge motorcade to the auditorium, make an appearance for about 90 minutes, then get back in the motorcade, back to AF1, fly back to Andrews, board Marine One, and return to the White House.

My all time favorite was when he made one of these day trips, burning absolutely colossal amounts of fuel and emitting thousands of tons of lethal carbon dioxide, in order to deliver a speech on... energy conservation.

The New Aristocracy.

You as an ordinary serf (cough) citizen (cough) have to have the ability to heat your house comfortably in winter taken away because "planetary emergency!!!" Your choices in vehicles will be limited to various tiny shaky tin shitboxes, because "saving the planet". While meanwhile, the New Aristocracy get to use a huge Boeing 747 widebody jetliner as a personal air taxi for trivialities.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2013 03:57 PM (gqT4g)

132 Nope. I've been wondering why they didn't use a video to prove his manly prowess.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (z2jDQ)



I do not want a picture of his manly prowess.


I do, however, want waffles.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 03:57 PM (VtjlW)

133 111 Yeah,most left handers wear it on the right wrist but I've seen some that wear one on the left.
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (9XBK2)


And since we've already established that Bammy doesn't write anything himself, up to and including his memoirs, the writing issue is relatively moot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:57 PM (4df7R)

134 "I'm ready to be the first Iranian to sacrifice myself for our country's scientists," the official IRNA news agency quoted him as saying in an address to space scientists in Tehran.

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: זרוע האוויר והחל at February 04, 2013 03:58 PM (evdj2)

135 Nope. I've been wondering why they didn't use a video to prove his manly prowess.

If they had, it would be like those jihadi training videos of them firing an elephant gun and getting their ass knocked the fuck back.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:58 PM (GQ8sn)

136 OK, I don't shoot enough to know what is correct vs wrong but something just seems wrong about the placement of King Barry's non trigger hand? Is it just that I'm off on what would be normal?

Posted by: PaleRide at February 04, 2013 03:58 PM (dkExz)

137 Then again, it's not like Obama's sitting at the Resolute desk writing actual important stuff like, budgets, foreign policy or anything, so I guess it doesn't matter which hand the watch is on.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 04, 2013 03:59 PM (9U1OG)

138 133 He can't be bothered to even sign his fucking name.(except in the occasional staged legislation signing)

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:59 PM (9XBK2)

139 Missed!

Posted by: John Boehner at February 04, 2013 03:59 PM (DrC22)

140 That much gas already down the barrel, out the port and muzzle and still no recoil?

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 04:00 PM (GQ8sn)

141
I'm trying to think of the logic and science behind skeet shooting. Logic would dictate that the skeet is going to travel a 180 degree field. It will quickly accelerate out of the propelling mechanism, close to ground level -- an impossible shot. It will rise until the forces of gravity propel it back to the ground at ~32 feet per second. There is a 'sweet spot' between when the clay is no longer rising and gravity has not yet kicked in. It's basically hanging in mid-air, ripe for picking. At about 90 degrees from where launched.

Yet, 'Dear Leader' has such incredible reflexes he can hit it 'out of the gate'. I'm gonna have to call bullshit on the picture. Or bullshit on anyone who claims he's ever hit EVEN ONE skeet.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 04, 2013 04:00 PM (feFL6)

142 Am I alone in feeling like both of the smoke plumes look photoshoppy?

I'm wondering why he was shooting a black powder shotgun and not a more modern one with smokeless powder.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 04:00 PM (GFM2b)

143
Left-handed people always look weird doing things to me. I'm a rightist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2013 04:00 PM (p/cQy)

144 "113 My guy is a manly-man
Posted by: Michelle"

Shhh. You're not supposed to mention your girlfriend.

Posted by: Michelle's Handler at February 04, 2013 04:01 PM (pY9an)

145 Ah, the photo op presidency. You know I can remember a time when leaders used photoops to show off America's greatness and to win wars (cold and hot). Now ... not so much.

Posted by: SH at February 04, 2013 04:01 PM (gmeXX)

146 I can't wait until he is gone and some secret service guy leaves the government and we get a juicy book on how much of a pussy Obama actually is. Oh I can't wait. It would be on the best seller list in minutes and forever.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 04, 2013 04:01 PM (9U1OG)

147 Yea, we lefties are weird when we do stuff. You should see me cut fabric with right handed scissors. Hilarious. I bat lefty, bowl lefty, but golf righty. Does that make any sense at all?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 04, 2013 04:02 PM (9U1OG)

148 I do, however, want waffles.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 03:57 PM (VtjlW)


------------------------------------------


Not on this thread. You're getting preezy prowess and you're going to like it. The waffles are for your pets anyway. Admit it.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2013 04:02 PM (z2jDQ)

149 That much gas already down the barrel, out the port and muzzle and still no recoil?
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 04:00 PM (GQ8sn)


Superly duperly high speed camera! Which would mean that there must be a few thousand other shots of the same moment that, when viewed quickly in sequence, would simulate a moving picture. then we could actually see the man fire the gun! I'm sure they'll get around to releasing the rest of the shots eventually.

It's not like it's a big ole fraud or anything; that would be beneath the office of the President.

[/sarc]

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 04:02 PM (4df7R)

150 That much gas already down the barrel, out the port and muzzle and still no recoil?

Yeah, that would be normal. Don't ask me to explain the physics behind it, but you don't feel the recoil until after the projectile leaves the barrel. You can see it if you watch slow motion video of guns being fired.

I don't doubt he's firing a shotgun in this picture, which does nothing to bolster his claim that he goes shooting "all the time".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 04, 2013 04:04 PM (SY2Kh)

151 Superly duperly high speed camera! Which would mean that there must be a
few thousand other shots of the same moment that, when viewed quickly
in sequence, would simulate a moving picture.


Then the next few pics in the sequence would show him getting knocked off balance from his poor stance.


Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 04:05 PM (GQ8sn)

152 I bat lefty, bowl lefty, but golf righty. Does that make any sense at all?


Yes. I'm a southpaw. Bat right, shoot a pistol left, shoot a rifle right, (all I had growing up), bowl left. Don't play pasture pool.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 04:05 PM (GFM2b)

153 In the end he just looks dorky doing any physical activity.

Biking (check)
Basketball (check)
Football (check)
Golfing (check)
Body Surfing (check)
Bowling (check)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 04:05 PM (81UWZ)

154 Don't play pasture pool.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 04:05 PM (GFM2b)

----
Whattabout pocket pool??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2013 04:05 PM (nELVU)

155 I think the most disturbing part of the picture is the fact that he has a FUPA.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 04, 2013 04:06 PM (bxiXv)

156 The weapon appears to be a Citori 625:

http://tinyurl.com/cp672l2

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 04, 2013 04:06 PM (GBXon)

157 Also keep in mind that trap / skeet ammo tends to be low brass shells that don't have heavy recoil- especially with a ported barrel.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 04, 2013 04:08 PM (SY2Kh)

158 153 In the end he just looks dorky doing any physical activity.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 04:05 PM (81UWZ)


The funny thing is that anyone with a sense of humility could get some humor / sympathy points out of that, like GWB joking about making up words.

Unfortunately, as a Malignant Narcissist, Obama has to be seen as The Hero and his Hero Poses end up with people not laughing with him, but at him.

There is still this retarded little corner of my brain that wants him to be Not As Bad As I Thought, even after the last four years have proven my instinct and research from 2007-2008 correct.

Dude's a saboteur and a sociopath.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 04, 2013 04:09 PM (bxiXv)

159
The weapon appears to be a Citori 625:



http://tinyurl.com/cp672l2





Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 04, 2013 04:06 PM (GBXon)

Nice work finding it.
Take a gander at the video in the link and then the pic of TFG. Compare the two, focusing first on the difference in how each person grips the shotgun paying close attention to where the non-trigger hand is. Next, notice the difference in body stance. Lastly, the angle of the shotgun itself when it is fired.

Conclusion: TFG is a fucking bullshit liar.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 04:11 PM (GQ8sn)

160 156 The weapon appears to be a Citori 625:

http://tinyurl.com/cp672l2

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 04, 2013 04:06 PM (GBXon)


Nice link.
The side vents I understood, but in the Obama photo, the top barrel end looks like there's a ping pong ball. Couldn't figure that out -- I've never even been near that high end of a 20 gauge over/under.

The probability that it's a 20 gauge is why the awkward method of holding it doesn't bother me that much. With venting, it's probably like a .410

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 04, 2013 04:13 PM (Qxe/p)

161 Is "skeet" the word for "dog" in Indonesian?

And where is Bo? Haven't seen him in quite a while.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 04, 2013 04:13 PM (GoIUi)

162 New NFL QBs on Facebook up!

http://bit.ly/14A0Qol


*scampers*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 04:14 PM (VtjlW)

163
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the Republicans don't want Obama to kill skeet, the most dangerous animal in the world. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. She could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, " I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Mommy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. I just fell into her arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes. She had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my daughters voice helped me to get through.

Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at February 04, 2013 04:16 PM (feFL6)

164 Wordsmithing: If you still believe his birth stats are invalid, you're a "birther."
If you still believe he doesn't really shoot, you're a "skeeter."
So if you still believe he's really African-American, is there a word for that?

I think there is. I'm just not going to be the one to type it here.

Posted by: comatus at February 04, 2013 04:16 PM (qaVK+)

165 After I found that link, I saw a story citing the "Feather" (!) model as the actual one. Looks like this is specifically intended for target/skeet shooting, not really so much for hunting or personal defense.

In other words, a weapon made to be less like a, er, weapon.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 04, 2013 04:17 PM (GBXon)

166 There are Berettas and Brownings that look almost *exactly* alike, and the picture gun has been identified as both. It wasn't in the release and for some reason the Press Secretary won't take my calls.

The Citori is a Browning, BTW.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 04, 2013 04:18 PM (bxiXv)

167 I have a Citori. Mine is 12 gauge. I may have to quit the owners' club now.

Just passing along that they are Made in Japan.

Not one of the really high-end guns, but hey, five or six times as pricy as an 870, a gun that outshoots me in the hands of any skilled practitioner. And certainly not a piece you'd use to attract empathy from the bitter clingers. He's...tone-deaf on guns.

Posted by: comatus at February 04, 2013 04:25 PM (qaVK+)

168 There are Berettas and Brownings that look almost *exactly* alike,

I looked at the Berettas first, actually, and on close examination you could tell which one it was--the profile of the sight and the finish coloration were what I used to narrow it down, it's almost exact between the two.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 04, 2013 04:25 PM (GBXon)

169 Another hole to plug, Daddy?

Posted by: Malia at February 04, 2013 04:25 PM (wAQA5)

170 I looked at the Berettas first, actually, and on close examination you could tell which one it was--the profile of the sight and the finish coloration were what I used to narrow it down, it's almost exact between the two.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 04, 2013 04:25 PM (GBXon)


Based on the way his off-hand was resting I thought it was the Beretta, too. The $10,000 Beretta.

They could have either or both at Camp David.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 04, 2013 04:33 PM (bxiXv)

171 can someone please photoshop Obama JUMPING A SHARK with a shotgun?

Posted by: mark at February 04, 2013 04:35 PM (8oXI6)

172 I love shooting skeeters. I've heard people talking about using "skeeter magnets", but I don't need some contraption to clump them together for me. I prefer to just shoot the little buggers once they hit the ground.

Posted by: Barry the Kid at February 04, 2013 04:38 PM (9/Ug/)

173 Calamity Barry? Looks more like Annie Jokely.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at February 04, 2013 04:46 PM (erlzv)

174 84
"Also, please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to punch in the junk anyone who refers to skeet birthers."

What the hell is a skeet birther? The only time I heard that term used was by Plouffe (Poof-bah?) Good luck finding enough junk to punch on that goofy bastard.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at February 04, 2013 04:54 PM (erlzv)

175 How real me shoot skeet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fnqUyz3R4sA

Posted by: Judit at February 04, 2013 06:14 PM (ke0sf)

176
So, what is going on with that vertical spray of smoke or some other particals coming from the barrel of the shotgun? There is NO vent at that point in any shotgun I have ever seen. Espically a superimposed Browing. Plus look at the sight at the top of thebarrel and the upper barrel there is a white color there also. What is all that white stuff going on there? Plus his cheek is gonna hurt when he fires those shells. This looks llike they photo shopped the gunover something else he was holding that was blowing smoke. Maybe it was his mouth doing the blowing.

Posted by: Heltau at February 04, 2013 06:18 PM (Tp2Qu)

177 111 Yeah,most left handers wear it on the right wrist but I've seen some that wear one on the left. Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:55 PM (9XBK2)

I'm another lefty that used to wear my watch on my left wrist. However, there have to be other pictures of Obama which show his wristwatch. What wrist is he wearing it on in thoses pictures? It seems to me that righty or lefty, you wear your wristwatch on the same wrist all the time. Wearing my wristwatch on the right wrist would have felt weird and uncomfortable to me. Does anybody switch their wristwatch from wrist to wrist? It's one of those things you always do the same, like throwing a ball.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 04, 2013 06:53 PM (BStAJ)

178 Googled a few pictures. He wears his wristwatch on his left wrist.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 04, 2013 07:17 PM (BStAJ)

179 et

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