Assault Baboons Begin Making Coordinated Attacks on Village in Saudi Arabia

They sense the weakness of humanity and are making their move.

Adel Medini, from the town of Helli, has his own take on the recent scourge of baboons: “It’s a daily game of hide and seek. The baboons are targeting empty houses and are well aware of what they are doing. The assault on the village is not random, as some believe. They proceed according to studied plans. That’s why their attacks do not fail. For example, imagine a resident who is absent from their home for a period of time. Even though it’s just one day, he is surprised to return to find his home in disarray. Some people in this situation thought that thieves had broken into and ransacked their houses … The problem is that the village’s houses are old and non-roofed, and our daily guest is hungry.”

Salem Al-Barakati said that the main reason that the baboons are difficult to stymie is because of their high intelligence. They easily match wits with those out to drive them away.

Althouse links Walter Russell Mead noting the baboons are also stepping up their offensive in South Africa.

Baboons lurk on the edge of the parking lot, watching tourists come and go. They look for car doors that aren’t locked, windows that are left opened, absent-minded tourists carrying food....

[T]he baboons in that parking lot... clearly felt only contempt for their squishy, soft, clawless and short toothed cousins. You could see it in their hard and glittering eyes.


Humanity

threebaboons.jpg

You had your chance.

Headline: Cicero reminded me of the "assault" terminology.

Posted by: Ace at 02:59 PM



Comments

1 It's just the Joos!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2013 03:00 PM (XkWWK)

2 You'll never know what hit you.....

Posted by: Ape of Spades at February 04, 2013 03:00 PM (l3vZN)

3 Send in a battalion of these:

http://tinyurl.com/5v3k5eo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:01 PM (UOM48)

4
"EEEEEE, A_A_A_A, SCREEEE! And I vote."

Posted by: Seen On A Baboon's Red Ass at February 04, 2013 03:02 PM (FcR7P)

5 [T]he baboons in that parking lot... clearly felt only contempt for their squishy, soft, clawless and short toothed cousins. You could see it in their hard and glittering eyes.

I'm sure they'll still be feeling contempt when a few rounds of .45 ACP travel through them.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 03:03 PM (xGlYu)

6 Similar MO to stateside criminals.

Posted by: eureka! at February 04, 2013 03:03 PM (HPRku)

7 Poor things, driven to commit crimes just to survive.

Can we get them voter ID cards?

Posted by: Typical Dem Pol at February 04, 2013 03:03 PM (qYvEa)

8 And that's another reason I don't live there, nor visit.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:03 PM (xmcEQ)

9 Red Ass Leader, standing by.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 04, 2013 03:03 PM (8ZskC)

10 Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2013 03:03 PM (GULKT)

11 The babboon grabbing his crank in the picture really sells the caption.

Posted by: Hal at February 04, 2013 03:04 PM (MftY/)

12 Which is why God invented this mechanism called the "gun".

I wonder how long it would take a few baboons to figure out that hanging around the village was a bad idea after their friends were shot and put on a spit? With BBQ sauce.

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:04 PM (GGCsk)

13 Do they honor those that are accessories to double murder as long as they're good at their job?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:04 PM (xmcEQ)

14 Exactly Waterhouse. Alittle lead poisoning should do the trick.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2013 03:04 PM (X+nFp)

15 There's a racist joke in there somewhere...Rep Amash is certain of it.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 04, 2013 03:04 PM (XboQD)

16 Soon.

Posted by: The Lab Monkeys at February 04, 2013 03:05 PM (8ZskC)

17 Insert "bush meat" joke here.

Posted by: HeatherRadish marinating in the zeitgeist at February 04, 2013 03:05 PM (ZKzrr)

18 I see a perfect chance to get a replacement coblogger for DrewM.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2013 03:05 PM (m2CN7)

19 Which one is Mighty Joe Young?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:06 PM (xmcEQ)

20 I bet you don't see them fucking each other over to see who is more electable err baboonish.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2013 03:06 PM (X+nFp)

21 Nice tits!

Posted by: Cricket at February 04, 2013 03:06 PM (DrC22)

22 Honestly, all it would take is one good flamethrower to reestablish the dominance of humans.

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:06 PM (GGCsk)

23 I know my place on the food chain. It is not the top.


This reminds me of the Battle at Kruger.

http://youtu.be/LU8DDYz68kM


Just chillaxin'. Gnawing on your kid's head.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 03:06 PM (VtjlW)

24 Which one is Ceasar.

Posted by: stourma at February 04, 2013 03:06 PM (BuYeH)

25 All three of them look more intelligent than Barky, Biden and Kerry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:07 PM (UOM48)

26 "Althouse links Walter Russell Mead noting the baboons are also stepping up their offensive in South Africa."

There's another offensive that's been quietly going on in South Africa for a while now, mentioned most recently at the DT:

http://tinyurl.com/a8tnqoj

When the ANC government came in at the end of the apartheid years, they promised to remake South Africa into a "Rainbow Nation" where all would be safe and welcome.

In reality, what "Rainbow" translates into is "Every color just as long as it's not white."

Funny how that worked out. Just as it has in every other African country.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2013 03:07 PM (gqT4g)

27 Ace, the link on your name, well, sucks.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:07 PM (xmcEQ)

28 How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

Posted by: A Baboon at February 04, 2013 03:07 PM (8ZskC)

29 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:07 PM (5DR1j)

30 I hate baboons. Filthy, nasty creatures and they kidnap puppies (there's actually video of this out there somewhere).

Posted by: joncelli at February 04, 2013 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

31 I'm sick. Lovesick. I think I Internet love Ace. He shows up 2 hrs late with no explanation and puts up a baboon post first.

Posted by: L, elle at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (0PiQ4)

32 They weren't there for the food. They were watching "Two and a Half Men."

Posted by: Cricket at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (DrC22)

33 It's nice to see something that's not scared to piss off Muslims.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (AC0lD)

34 This post is just calling for a Charlton Heston quote.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (5DR1j)

35 "They should all be destroyed".

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (GGCsk)

36 FSA/OWA versus baboons. May the best primate win! And on PPV.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (vN8uH)

37
Where are all the brave jihadis when their country needs them?

Posted by: rd at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (zLp5I)

38 I think Presdent Obama ought to commit Marines to help Saudi Arabia fight this problem. Sending soldiers to Iraq and Afterghanstien and other places in the Middle East are stewpid.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (90aTA)

39 At the rates the baboons are evolving and the muzzies a devolving, when will they pass each other?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (8ZskC)

40 The lib solution would be to disarm those people defending themselves and hope the baboons are restored to gentleness by the lack of self defense.

Posted by: ejo at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (GXvSO)

41 I was speaking of the Saudis of course...

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (GGCsk)

42
Speaking of baboons...

Barky just said:

"We're not gonna wait for another Aurora!"

Sounds like he senses our weakness...and is making his move.

Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:09 PM (BZMZX)

43 The problem is that the village¡¯s houses are old and non-roofed

Um, that's not a house. Seal the doors & windows & it's a pool.
I'm thinking a #1 driver. Send an ape's head into a sand trap.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:09 PM (GFM2b)

44 In an eerie coincidence tfg is droning on and on about new "common sense" gun laws coming down the pike .
I'd prefer rule by baboons to the hogs in DC .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 04, 2013 03:09 PM (USjX1)

45 Get your stinking paws off my Toyota, you damn dirty APES!

Posted by: Captain Taylor at February 04, 2013 03:09 PM (WDySP)

46 Salem Al-Barakati said that the main reason that the baboons are
difficult to stymie is because of their high intelligence. They easily
match wits with those out to drive them away.


I'm not sure that the ability to match wits with an Arab Muslim qualifies as "high intelligence".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 04, 2013 03:09 PM (SY2Kh)

47 Nice udders on the middle one.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:10 PM (GFM2b)

48 During his testimony Wednesday, Thandiwe suggested that his reason for even purchasing the gun he used in the shootings was to enforce beliefs he’d developed about white people during his later years as an anthropology major at the University of West Georgia.

“I was trying to prove a point that Europeans had colonized the world, and as a result of that, we see a lot of evil today,” he said. “In terms of slavery, it was something that needed to be answered for. I was trying to spread the message of making white people mend.”

He said the night before the shooting, he attended a so-called “Peace Party” intended to address his concerns about helping the black community find equal footing, but two white people were there.

“I was upset,” Thandiwe said. “I was still upset Friday. I took the gun to work because I was still upset from Thursday night.”

He even admitted to earlier that day getting angry enough on the job to shoot his supervisor.

“What my boss said to me …,” he told the jury, “that rage almost made me pull out my gun on him.”

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 04, 2013 03:10 PM (e8kgV)

49 Shoot. Them. With. Guns. Dipshits.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2013 03:10 PM (NTBjC)

50 ...but I am rooting for the baboons. Mostly because they aren't going to rape me for walking around with my hair uncovered then stone me for being raped. Clearly they're more advanced than some subsets of homo sapiens.

Posted by: HeatherRadish marinating in the zeitgeist at February 04, 2013 03:10 PM (ZKzrr)

51 From what I hear, you don't want to fuck with the howler monkeys in Panama, either.

Posted by: fluffy at February 04, 2013 03:10 PM (91Xmm)

52 The one in the middle is saying, "Is that Steven Tyler?"

Posted by: Cricket at February 04, 2013 03:10 PM (DrC22)

53
Great. Just fuckin' great.
Soothie is going to lose it.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (eP09H)

54 >>>Ace, the link on your name, well, sucks.

Huh?

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (LCRYB)

55 Wait, there are baboons in Saudi Arabia?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (NzBQO)

56 It will only be worse when they join up with the manatees.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (8ZskC)

57 Wth kind of house doesn't have a roof? Sounds like the box my refrigerator came in.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (X+nFp)

58

I, for one, welcome our new baboon overlords.

No really, I do. Baboons > Obambots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (p/cQy)

59 They'll soon invent a machine to remove the fingers of the baboons.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (xmcEQ)

60 they look familiar..

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (gCa4h)

61 >>>"Every color just as long as it's not white."

I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Saruman at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (3ZtZW)

62 Round them up and send them to Afghanistan, after all our troops have been pulled out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (UOM48)

63 Not only are they now making their play for global dominance, but baboons can also carry the Herpes B virus. It gives them a cold sore, it gives us melted brains.

Incidentally, our Herpes melts their brains right back. Turnaround's fair play, motherfuckers.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (aozUR)

64 My high school chemistry/physics teacher was from India. One of his favorite stories to tell was about how the monkeys (probably macaques, but I'm not sure) would walk into his family's house bold as brass, and his mother would have to beat them out with a broom or shovel to make them leave. One of them jumped on my teacher's back when he was a small boy and wouldn't let go; terrified him for life.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (4df7R)

65 What's higher in islamic society, a male baboon or a human female?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (8ZskC)

66 At the rates the baboons are evolving and the muzzies a devolving, when will they pass each other?

I thought they already had.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (GFM2b)

67 "We're not gonna wait for another Aurora!"

The first rule of the false flag operation is you don't brag about the false flag operation.

Posted by: HeatherRadish marinating in the zeitgeist at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (ZKzrr)

68 I will not sacrifice the village. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats.

They invade our space and we fall back. They fling shit at entire houses and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here!

This far no further! I will make them pay for what they've done.

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (GULKT)

69 Let the French handle it.


Baboon v Arab


win win

Posted by: eleven at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (KXm42)

70 “I was trying to prove a point that Europeans had colonized the world,
and as a result of that, we see a lot of evil today,” he said. “In terms
of slavery, it was something that needed to be answered for. I was
trying to spread the message of making white people mend.”


So he should be armored with BlackDemocratum, and therefore invulnerable.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:13 PM (5DR1j)

71
Huh?

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (LCRYB)


Where it says Posted by: Ace.

There's an embedded link to minx.cc/ace that fails.

I clicked it and it goes to a nice error page.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:13 PM (xmcEQ)

72 Coming soon to an American theatre near you!

T H E N E A R F U T U R E

Featuring the FSA playing the part of the Baboons!

Posted by: L, elle at February 04, 2013 03:14 PM (0PiQ4)

73 I prefer them to apes and pigs.

Posted by: Mohamed Morsi at February 04, 2013 03:14 PM (DrC22)

74 It will only be worse when they join up with the manatees.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 04, 2013 03:11 PM (8ZskC)



HEY! Manatees are noble, loving, gentle creatures.


Especially the ones in the Flying Manatee Brigade. Nothing says peace and gentleness and love like a little long range bombing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 03:14 PM (VtjlW)

75 Why aren't those baboons wearing burkas?

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:14 PM (GGCsk)

76 Seems the smartest baboons overlap (by a wide margin) the lowest intelligence of the 'mans. Houses with no roofs? WTF?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 04, 2013 03:14 PM (BAS5M)

77
34 This post is just calling for a Charlton Heston quote.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:08 PM (5DR1j)


#10

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2013 03:14 PM (GULKT)

78 "Which is why God invented this mechanism called the 'gun'. I
wonder how long it would take a few baboons to figure out that hanging
around the village was a bad idea after their friends were shot and put
on a spit? With BBQ sauce."

While I wholeheartedly endorse shooting vermin, to include problem baboons, all should realize that spitting them for the barbecue is not a good idea.

There are species barriers to the transmission of disease. The more closely related to you an animal is evolutionarily, the more likely it is that pathogens which can infect it can also infect you.

We have HIV-AIDS in human populations today because of, in all likelihood, people in Africa eating simians as "bushmeat" long ago. Simians which carried the related SIV immunodeficiency virus.

There are other cases of serious zoonotic diseases which have gotten loose in humans via unwise dietary choices.

Shoot, shovel, shut up. Hold the BBQ sauce.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (gqT4g)

79
>>What's higher in islamic society, a male baboon or a human female?<<

Does the baboon have herpes?

Posted by: goat fucker at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (eP09H)

80 Hikers and campers have long understood that there's quite a bit of overlap between the intelligence of the dumbest hikers and the smartest bears.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (XZWie)

81 The Barbary apes at Gibraltar are pretty wily. We were there years ago, and our son stopped one from reaching in a woman's purse. It bared its fangs (which are huge) at him. Scary fuckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (UOM48)

82
Hell of a uni-brow they got goin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (p/cQy)

83
I know my place on the food chain. It is not the top.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 03:06 PM (VtjlW)


The fuck it's not.

God made man. Sam Colt made man equal....and better than every other fucking species on this planet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (da5Wo)

84 Assault baboons.

Heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (piMMO)

85 Seems the smartest baboons overlap (by a wide margin) the lowest intelligence of the 'mans. Houses with no roofs? WTF?


Also known as "the outdoors".

Posted by: eleven at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (KXm42)

86 Did this post make Soothie hide under the desk?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (KjlbF)

87 Do the baboons qualify as wordsmiths?

Posted by: Marcus at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (GGCsk)

88
42 Speaking of baboons... Barky just said: "We're not gonna wait for another Aurora!" Sounds like he senses our weakness...and is making his move.
Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:09 PM (BZMZX)


Is he unaware that there have been a few attempts for another Aurora. Usually stopped by someone there with a gun.

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (GULKT)

89 You can milk just about anything with nipples.

Posted by: BusinessInAthens at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (EJQEA)

90 Anyone notice one of them carrying a canister of gas of some sort?

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (GQ8sn)

91 I hear that Harry Reid has a weapons bunker

Posted by: Maj. 'King' Kong at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (e8kgV)

92 Fucking low browed, beady-eyed bastards.

Next thing you know it'll be "The Ghost and the Darkness" except with opposable thumbs.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (ImC91)

93 As soon as they realize Americans were stupid enough to elect Obama, the invasion begins!

Posted by: Evan Maughan at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (AR4xs)

94 71...I clicked it and it goes to a nice error page.

Hey...at least it wasn't the London Boys.

Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (BZMZX)

95
Call Burger King. They'll take care of em.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2013 03:17 PM (p/cQy)

96 They're just practicing redistribution.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 04, 2013 03:17 PM (KmZtw)

97
The fuck it's not.

God made man. Sam Colt made man equal....and better than every other fucking species on this planet.



Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (da5Wo)


it says so in the bible.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:17 PM (xmcEQ)

98 Did you check their voter registration? I'm thinking open borders are going to include these baboons, if they vote Dem. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:17 PM (ZOUmX)

99 Why aren't those baboons wearing burkas?

Because they will mess up anyone that tries to make 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)

100 it says so in the bible.


Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:17 PM (xmcEQ)

Says so in mine.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:18 PM (ZOUmX)

101
Hey...at least it wasn't the London Boys.



Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (BZMZX)


Heh.

Guess I shouldn't complain, then.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:18 PM (xmcEQ)

102 I certainly hope those baboons scratch their asses with the proper hand.

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2013 03:18 PM (OlN4e)

103 Oh and Althouse still needs to apologize for voting for Obaka.

Until then, FUCK HER.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2013 03:18 PM (NTBjC)

104 You just know there's at least one idiot in the village that feeds these fuckers and now they've associated peoples roofless homes(wth?) with free food.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2013 03:19 PM (X+nFp)

105 Next thing you know it'll be "The Ghost and the Darkness" except with opposable thumbs.



{{shudder}}

If TFG could figure out a way to get them over here, he'd have them registered to vote, on food stamps, and carrying Obamaphones in no time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:19 PM (UOM48)

106 I can only imagine the lack of a roof on some of these homes was an old school method of air conditioning or smoke removal. There must be SOME kind of covering over part of the living area, to guard against the worst of the weather, but maybe a large proportion of the house is left open -- or latticed -- to allow for the free flow of air, or to allow smoke from cook fires to escape.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:19 PM (4df7R)

107 Easy fix!

Someone needs to volunteer to wear a big yellow hat and walk out there.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:19 PM (GQ8sn)

108 Baboons easily outsmart muslims.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:19 PM (9XBK2)

109 65
What's higher in islamic society, a male baboon or a human female?


Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (8ZskC)

Would the baboon stand still for buttsecks?

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:20 PM (ZOUmX)

110 Genesis 1: 28 (KJV) And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply,
and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish
of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing
that moveth upon the earth.





Know what that is to me? A holy and divine hunting license. Lock and load boys.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:20 PM (da5Wo)

111 Baboons vs. Muslims = WINNING

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:20 PM (UOM48)

112 I heard that Harry Reid used to hunt "little boys" but stopped when he stated to beat his wife

Posted by: Col. 'Bat' Guano at February 04, 2013 03:20 PM (e8kgV)

113 It bared its fangs (which are huge)

So is a size 12 boot.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:20 PM (GFM2b)

114

Go for it.

You may do a better job than us humans.

Posted by: chunky monkey at February 04, 2013 03:20 PM (LpQbZ)

115 88...Is he unaware that there have been a few attempts for another Aurora. Usually stopped by someone there with a gun.

Yep.
But he...and the other gun-grabbers...always ignore those events.

They are desperate to 'do something' quick...before this crisis goes to waste.

Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:20 PM (BZMZX)

116 Step outside and pop 5 or 6 of the hairy bastards and the rest would learn some manners. And it would work on the baboons too.

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2013 03:21 PM (OlN4e)

117 and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

What about the pigeons of clay?

Posted by: Barack Obama, Noted Skeet Expert at February 04, 2013 03:21 PM (xGlYu)

118
86 Did this post make Soothie hide under the desk?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 04, 2013 03:16 PM (KjlbF)


I think he fucked the one in the back.The baboon looks like he hated it as much as soothie.

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2013 03:21 PM (GULKT)

119 I believe those are females


if the wimmen be comin after us, we be doomed

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at February 04, 2013 03:22 PM (Dll6b)

120 Do they have high cheek bones? Are they related to Lizzy Warren?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:22 PM (xmcEQ)

121 Let's offer up Chris Matthews. They will assume he is their new king and throw themselves off a bridge.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2013 03:22 PM (dYRXi)

122 Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (gqT4g)

You sure it was eating monkeys that got AIDS into the human population?

It could have been something even less pleasant to contemplate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2013 03:22 PM (GsoHv)

123 I'm not going to knock on book learning, being a book learner myself, but I don't see a reason to label other types of skills as second class, either.


--------------------------------------


Re: That pic. I see a senate candidate in that group.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2013 03:22 PM (z2jDQ)

124 The enemy of my enemies is my friend.

Posted by: arminius at February 04, 2013 03:22 PM (cDnhR)

125 Would the baboon stand still for buttsecks?

Hard to stand still when you are throwing a pounding.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:22 PM (GFM2b)

126 Cicero believed his political career was his most important achievement. It was during his consulship that the Catiline conspiracy attempted the government overthrow through an attack on the city from outside forces, and Cicero suppressed the revolt by executing five conspirators without due process.

My kind of guy

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly” Obama at February 04, 2013 03:23 PM (e8kgV)

127 Does anyone else have "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book (the cartoon movie) stuck in his head, now?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:23 PM (5DR1j)

128
There are other cases of serious zoonotic diseases which have gotten loose in humans via unwise dietary choices.

Shoot, shovel, shut up. Hold the BBQ sauce.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (gqT4g)



The Spanish flu in 1918 killed millions. It came from an influenza common to pigs.

Should we stop eating bacon?

Posted by: rd at February 04, 2013 03:23 PM (zLp5I)

129 The fuck it's not.

God made man. Sam Colt made man equal....and better than every other fucking species on this planet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:15 PM (da5Wo)



I should clarify - it's not me without some type of weaponry. Then it's on like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 03:23 PM (VtjlW)

130 the one on the right is signalling me--beckoning me towards her...

Posted by: Will Folks, esq ( hiding out in Costa Rica ) at February 04, 2013 03:23 PM (Dll6b)

131
127
Does anyone else have "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book (the cartoon movie) stuck in his head, now?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:23 PM (5DR1j)


Well I didn't until now. Thanks dick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:23 PM (da5Wo)

Posted by: rd at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (zLp5I)

133 if the wimmen be comin after us, we be doomed


Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at February 04, 2013 03:22 PM (Dll6b)

Wally, you should know by now that the women will not announce their attack. You will be taken by stealth, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (ZOUmX)

134 127
Does anyone else have "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book (the cartoon movie) stuck in his head, now?




Damn you. *ear worm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (UOM48)

135 This same village also suffers mass drownings every time it rains. If only something could be done but, alas, the Jews.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (+lsX1)

136 So would carpet bombing Mecca with fermented fruit be out of the question?

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (UzPAd)

137

BARREL!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (da5Wo)

138 paging rd to the barrel....rd to the barrel

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (KjlbF)

139 Then it's on like Donkey Kong.

With BCochran in the barrels.

Posted by: HeatherRadish marinating in the zeitgeist at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (ZKzrr)

140 Would the baboon stand still for buttsecks?

I suspect the baboon would sink it's teeth into the sex fiend's arm, rend it from the body, and then go for the throat.

So in short, no. No, it wouldn't.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (4df7R)

141 135 LOL

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (9XBK2)

142 oops. barrel

Posted by: rd at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (zLp5I)

143 Merovign posted this vid a few days ago.

Good luck taking those guns away, fellas.

http://t.co/m1tdCWaL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (piMMO)

144 low browed, beady-eyed, etc.

No worries. We've got this.

Posted by: Lions at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (YXmuI)

145 Er, rd in the barrels.

C'mon, it was funny.

Posted by: HeatherRadish marinating in the zeitgeist at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (ZKzrr)

146 Mebbe we can negotiate with them and have peace in our time. It's worth a shot.

Posted by: Ali Babba at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (BAS5M)

147 You've got to watch out for them monkeys - they'll rip your face off.

Posted by: jwest at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (ZDsRL)

148 Should we stop eating bacon?
Posted by: rd at February

Plenty of time for bacon in the BARREL!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (NTBjC)

149 all italics, all the time?

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (Dll6b)

150 Quick... somebody pass a law!!!

Posted by: Typical Liberal at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (dYRXi)

151 127
Does anyone else have "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book (the cartoon movie) stuck in his head, now?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:23 PM (5DR1j)

Have a banana. Have TWO bananas.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (ZOUmX)

152 But wait,science is coming back(it never really was there) to the muslim world!!

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (9XBK2)

153 EPA bans D-Con.

http://t.co/AAVFoaIS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (piMMO)

154 Nothing will ever beat the epic strike-through yesterday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (UOM48)

155
136
So would carpet bombing Mecca with fermented fruit be out of the question?


Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (UzPAd)


Not my first choice of payload.

I'm thinking pig offal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (da5Wo)

156 There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable
compromise. Just walk away. Give me your chicken nuggets, the french fries, the chips,
and the whole food court, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and
we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and
there will be an end to the horror.

I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.

Posted by: Head Baboon at February 04, 2013 03:25 PM (GQ8sn)

157 Does anyone else have "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book (the cartoon movie) stuck in his head, now?

I have "I Like To Move It" as sung by the lemurs in "Madagascar" stuck in my head.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 03:26 PM (xGlYu)

158 I expect the baboons could perform any useful work Obama voters do, cheaper and more efficiently, allowing us to dispose of the parasitic class that remains.

Oh, I don't want to kill them, just send them off to some workers' paradise like Cuba, Venezuela, or Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Adjoran at February 04, 2013 03:26 PM (9uOra)

159 "They proceed according to studied plans. That’s why their attacks do not fail."


If they can do jumping jacks they'd be even more superior to ME armies.

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 03:26 PM (fWAjv)

160 @127 No, but I do now.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at February 04, 2013 03:26 PM (ImC91)

161 Does anyone else have "I wanna be like you" from The Jungle Book (the cartoon movie) stuck in his head, now?


No, but now I have the Gatorade "I wanna be like Mike" jingle in my head.

The current Living Colour song playing in my rotation will cure that soon, though.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:26 PM (xmcEQ)

162 male baboons is bigger, and got dem big teef; very very big teef, all pointy

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at February 04, 2013 03:27 PM (Dll6b)

163 144
low browed, beady-eyed, etc.

No worries. We've got this.


Well, we did, until you SHOT US ALL.

Posted by: pep at February 04, 2013 03:27 PM (YXmuI)

164 I have "I Like To Move It" as sung by the lemurs in "Madagascar" stuck in my head.

D*mn. Now I have the stupid circus song from Madagascar 3 stuck in my head.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:27 PM (5DR1j)

165 There are other cases of serious zoonotic diseases which have gotten loose in humans via unwise dietary choices.

See Papua New Guinea --> Kuru.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:27 PM (4df7R)

166 if you give a baboon an Uzi the baboon is not to blame for the coming hilarity

Posted by: sven10077 at February 04, 2013 03:28 PM (LRFds)

167 I'll save the village!!

Posted by: Second Banana at February 04, 2013 03:28 PM (3ZtZW)

168 We would be a lot better off without the fucking EPA than d-con. D-con is useful, the EPA is just another socialist cluster fuck.

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2013 03:29 PM (OlN4e)

169 Wahabbis vs. baboons

Yay for the internetz I thought my give-o-shit-o-meter was broke. I didn't get a reading but it's actually laughing.

Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2013 03:29 PM (ofNWX)

170 I hope those baboons don't find out about Bob Menendez's last trip to the jungle or they'll be invading the Senate. They Muslim and baboon and they take their daughters' virginity very seriously

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2013 03:29 PM (XUKZU)

171 153
EPA bans D-Con.



http://t.co/AAVFoaIS




Hellooo rat infestations.


F*ck the EPA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:29 PM (UOM48)

172 I have "I Like To Move It" as sung by the lemurs in "Madagascar" stuck in my head.


I. Hate. You.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:29 PM (GFM2b)

173 "We were in this town in northern Manitoba where polar bears literally will walk down Main Street. There are polar bears in this town. People will leave their cars and houses unlocked, and it's perfectly good form just to duck into any open door you can find when there's a polar bear chasing you.

Posted by: Zac Unger at February 04, 2013 03:29 PM (e8kgV)

174 D*mn. Now I have the stupid circus song from Madagascar 3 stuck in my head.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:27 PM (5DR1j)


......CIRCUS AFRO!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:29 PM (da5Wo)

175 Our opposable thumbs will give us the mastery. Oh wait ..

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 04, 2013 03:29 PM (evdj2)

176 I had no idea baboons were native to the Arabian peninsula.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2013 03:30 PM (T0NGe)

177 Don't make me break out a can of "It's a Small World" on all y'all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:30 PM (4df7R)

178 171 On the bright side perhaps all the rats will eat the bed bugs.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:30 PM (9XBK2)

179 the Arabs brought back animals as well as many many people from Africa


Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (Dll6b)

180 Give a baboon a banana and he will eat for a day. Teach a baboon to burglarize houses and he will eat for a lifetime.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (XUKZU)

181 128...Should we stop eating bacon?

Blasphemy!
Thou shalt not blaspheme the bacon.

Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (BZMZX)

182 Give a baboon a banana and he will eat for a day. Teach a baboon to burglarize houses and he will eat for a lifetime.


Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (XUKZU)


So you're saying that the baboons are a part of the occupy movement?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 04, 2013 03:31 PM (xmcEQ)

183 173 Good thing AGW is drowning all the polar bears.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (9XBK2)

184 To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better.

Posted by: Dr Zaius at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (evdj2)

185 I hate monkeys.
The only monkey I don't hate is Curious George and that is because he is not a monkey.
And doesn't poop.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (C8mVl)

186 64
My high school chemistry/physics teacher was from India. One of his
favorite stories to tell was about how the monkeys (probably macaques,
but I'm not sure) would walk into his family's house bold as brass, and
his mother would have to beat them out with a broom or shovel to make
them leave. One of them jumped on my teacher's back when he was a small
boy and wouldn't let go; terrified him for life.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:12 PM (4df7R)


I lived in Singapore for 4 years...had many frightening moments with those bastards. Once I went to our outside refrigerator that was in a covered porch area. Heard something behind me and saw a whole tribe of them not 15 ft. behind me....with the patriarch staring at me like 'Yeah bitch....whaddya want out here?' Someone had left a bag of trash out there and they had torn it open. there was one sitting nearby drinking a capri sun drink that someone had thrown out...he was drinking it from the straw left in it. Another was scurrying up a tree with a bread bag that had a piece left in it.
I got back inside quick like.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (X6akg)

187 Gotta start plantingfalse data with the baboon's S2 and trick them into making a mistake . . .

Posted by: Ali Babba at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (BAS5M)

188 MOVE IT!!!

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (GQ8sn)

189 71 Jane D'Oh,

yup....and yet we never run against EPA...makes me wonder if we really want to win.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 04, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)

190 So you're saying that the baboons are a part of the occupy movement?

Free shit for all!
In a word, yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:33 PM (GFM2b)

191 So you're saying that the baboons are a part of the occupy movement?

No. Despite superficial similarities (such as flinging poo), baboons don't actually shit where they sleep.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:33 PM (5DR1j)

192 Are baboons capable of using weapons? Chimps use sticks as tools to draw ants out of anthills to eat them.

What if a baboon got hold of a knife and learned to go all stabby?

Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)

193 Merovign posted this vid a few days ago. Good luck taking those guns away, fellas. http://t.co/m1tdCWaL
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:24 PM (piMMO)


Heh. Molan labe!

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (z2jDQ)

194 So you're saying that the baboons are a part of the occupy movement?


They're the Free Shit Army.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (GQ8sn)

195 Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (X6akg)



You don't NEED more than seven bullets.

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (fWAjv)

196 I have "I Like To Move It" as sung by the lemurs in "Madagascar" stuck in my head.

D*mn. Now I have the stupid circus song from Madagascar 3 stuck in my head.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:27 PM (5DR1j)



Fine, fine, fine, have this you whiny jackanapes.

http://youtu.be/MUsxrE6e1z8

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (VtjlW)

197 Of course, now I have a strange medley of "Wanna be like you," "I like to move it," and "Circus Afro" stuck in my head.

It's really kind of psychedelic.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 04, 2013 03:34 PM (5DR1j)

198 I've read that shit throwing is something only primates in captivity do.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (9XBK2)

199 "How To Train Your Candidate" article at Breitbart Conversation.

Just what I've been talking about for years.

I guess ifI wait long enough, the world will catch up with me.

Posted by: jwest at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (ZDsRL)

200 Don't make me break out a can of "It's a Small World" on all y'all.


***

I'll see your Small World and raise ya...

http://bit.ly/3MuDGx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (piMMO)

201
I lived in Singapore for 4 years...had many
frightening moments with those bastards. Once I went to our outside
refrigerator that was in a covered porch area. Heard something behind me
and saw a whole tribe of them not 15 ft. behind me....with the
patriarch staring at me like 'Yeah bitch....whaddya want out here?'
Someone had left a bag of trash out there and they had torn it open.
there was one sitting nearby drinking a capri sun drink that someone had
thrown out...he was drinking it from the straw left in it. Another was
scurrying up a tree with a bread bag that had a piece left in it.
I got back inside quick like.


Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 03:32 PM (X6akg

Tami, our friends who lived there had to regularly call for cobra removals. The daughter said she was standing at her mother's dressing table one morning and saw one coiled up in the corner. Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (UOM48)

202 new thread

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (piMMO)

203 What if a baboon got hold of a knife and learned to go all stabby?

They bring a knife, we bring a gun. Get all up in their face & shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (GFM2b)

204 193...What if a baboon got hold of a knife and learned to go all stabby?
Yikes.


They don't need knives, Jane.

Baboons are equipped with razor sharp teeth, and sharp claws.
And they know how to use them.

Posted by: wheatie at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (BZMZX)

205 No more D- Con? I live in horse country, fuck you. I'll use rat traps and toss the carcasses into my asshole neighbor'syard who STILL has his Obama yard sign up.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (ImC91)

206 You know what would be fucking funny as all hell???


Someone building a shiny, black monolith and erecting it in the middle of the Saudi village overnight.


Hahaha!!!

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (GQ8sn)

207 yup....and yet we never run against EPA...makes me wonder if we really want to win.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 04, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)



You are POISONING the water!!!

You want to poison the chilluns!

Posted by: rd at February 04, 2013 03:36 PM (zLp5I)

208 What if a baboon got hold of a knife and learned to go all stabby?

Yikes.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM4



So THAT'S what happened that night in Atlanta.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (da5Wo)

209 Tami, our friends who lived there had to regularly
call for cobra removals. The daughter said she was standing at her
mother's dressing table one morning and saw one coiled up in the corner.
Gah.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (UOM4


Yeah, the spitting ones are fun. Lots of people kept their houses open....with no screens. Me? No way! Locked up tight and that still wasn't any guarantee someone icky wouldn't get inside.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (X6akg)

210 EPA bans D-Con. http://t.co/AAVFoaIS

If you like your bedbugs, you can keep your bedbugs. If you don't like your bedbugs, you can still keep your bedbugs.

Oh, and now if you like or don't like your rats? Yeah, you know the drill.

Anyone for a little bubonic plague mixed with hantavirus and hemorrhagic fever? Yummy!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (4df7R)

211 >>>113 It bared its fangs (which are huge)

So is a size 12 boot.


Size 12? Puny man, probably only have an eight inch wang too.

Posted by: wooga, size 15 motherfucker! at February 04, 2013 03:38 PM (eUUME)

212 208 RD,

You fucks block jobs, you fucks block the ability to kill bed bugs, you fucks side witgh bait fish man dropped in manmade canals....

you never defeat something without fighting it.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (LRFds)

213 whoops

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (eUUME)

214 So THAT'S what happened that night in Atlanta.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 04, 2013 03:37 PM (da5Wo)

Ray Lewis's are equipped with razor sharp teeth, and sharp claws.
And they know how to use them.

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (fWAjv)

215 199
I've read that shit throwing is something only primates in captivity do.


Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2013 03:35 PM (9XBK2)

I'm thinking that explains Jr. tcn and his crib-painting proclivities during his younger days.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (ZOUmX)

216 211 MWR,

I see a booming underground trade in rat killer...

fuck breaking bad the future is in sky blue Raid

Posted by: sven10077 at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (LRFds)

217 Seriously, am I the only one who sees the one in the middle grabbing its junk?

Posted by: Hal at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (MftY/)

218 I see a booming underground trade in rat killer...

fuck breaking bad the future is in sky blue Raid


Posted by: sven10077 at February 04, 2013 03:39 PM (LRFds)

Now if we can just clear the infestation in the White House, we will be all set.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (ZOUmX)

219
You know what you get when you put 1,000 baboons in a room w/1,000 typewriters?
1,000 busted typewriters covered in urine feces.
You thought I was gonna say "Shakespeare", didn't you...

Posted by: Jess1 at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (lbiWb)

220 Dah, dah, dah... DA-DAH!

Posted by: The Monolith at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (WDySP)

221 Seriously, am I the only one who sees the one in the middle grabbing its junk?
Posted by: Hal at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (MftY/)

That's a baby baboon.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (m2CN7)

222 218
Seriously, am I the only one who sees the one in the middle grabbing its junk?

Posted by: Hal at February 04, 2013 03:40 PM (MftY/)

OWS all over again. Just wait until he goes after the underage female in the tent.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (ZOUmX)

223 Just another set of free-lance socialists.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (tqAT4)

224 >>>The current Living Colour song playing in my rotation will cure that soon, though.

Glamour Boys?

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (eUUME)

225 If you like your bedbugs, you can keep your bedbugs. If you don't like your bedbugs, you can still keep your bedbugs.

***

hehe

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (piMMO)

226 Glamour Boys?

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (eUUME)

London Boys.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2013 03:42 PM (ZOUmX)

227 houses are old and non-roofed, and our daily guest is hungry

Their houses don't have roofs? What do they have? Walls? With no roof?

Posted by: Monkeytoe at February 04, 2013 03:43 PM (sOx93)

228 That's a baby baboon.
Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2013 03:41 PM (m2CN7)

. . . Well, isn't that an informative rorshach test.

Excuse me, I need a drink.

Posted by: Hal at February 04, 2013 03:44 PM (MftY/)

229 I think I would demand a roof if I were to buy a house. That's just me though. I may even give up a wall or two for a roof.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at February 04, 2013 03:44 PM (sOx93)

230 I can't believe I almost forgot about this.

Tim Cavanaugh - 99 Dead Baboons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRpcEFJL1_8

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2013 03:44 PM (GULKT)

231 The splinter group of the Rodent Liberation Front will take care of these baboon bastards.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 04, 2013 03:48 PM (hQe47)

232 No D-Con? Meh, I prefer to just have an old fashioned rat killin'.

http://youtu.be/iinxXoot724

Posted by: Country Singer at February 04, 2013 03:48 PM (L8r/r)

233 Seriously, am I the only one who sees the one in the middle grabbing its junk?

***

She's holding her baby!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2013 03:52 PM (piMMO)

234 Baboon-probably no more greedy, vicious, or less intelligent that half the people in the Obama administration and certainly entirely less morally corrupt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2013 04:00 PM (+qMCO)

235 I believe baboons would improve Mecca if they took the place over.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 04, 2013 04:16 PM (rwioF)

236 In fact in any battle between Muslims vs. Baboons, I hope the Baboons win.

So Long Live the Baboon Empire of Arabia.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 04, 2013 04:18 PM (rwioF)

237 Dude, the one baboon has nipple rings!

They bad.

Posted by: PJ at February 04, 2013 04:19 PM (ZWaLo)

238
Humanity: You had your chance.

Let me know when the baboon version of John Moses Browning shows up. Then we're hosed.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 04, 2013 05:08 PM (1hM1d)

239 "And because, in all the galaxy, they had found nothing more precious than Mind, they encouraged its dawning everywhere. They became farmers in the fields of the stars; they sowed, and sometimes they reaped.

And sometimes, dispassionately, they had to weed."

Oh, well. At least it's not a hyperspace bypass.

Posted by: 1:4:9 at February 04, 2013 05:23 PM (m1mdG)

240 "Humanity, you had your chance" You are on a roll today. One of the funnier threads in weeks.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 04, 2013 05:45 PM (g5wi5)

241 Establish dominance! Establish Dominance!

Posted by: Travis, Not Wanting To Get Face-F*cked at February 04, 2013 06:53 PM (6JMsa)

242 Boy, I miss those National Geographics magazine 'articles' with the bare-breasted natives.

Posted by: Jay Carney at February 04, 2013 07:01 PM (OyAAT)

243
'Nice unibrow you've got there." ......Thanks!

Posted by: Anthony Davis, New Orleans Hornets Power Forward at February 04, 2013 07:05 PM (OyAAT)

244 The one on the left looks like Kerry. One in middle the State Dept spokeswoman with the weird eyebrow. The one on the right is Rep. Rosa DeLauro, D-CT, but better dressed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 04, 2013 07:42 PM (baL2B)

245 Give 'em free phones.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 04, 2013 08:34 PM (IDSI7)

246 Dealing with just the artifice: baboons act in a way that, anthropomorphically interpreted, seems contemptuous of every other animal, including baboons. So, no news here.

As to the rest: yeah, it's an artifice.

Posted by: rex the wonder god at February 05, 2013 01:22 AM (21TJo)






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