Superbowl Halftime Report IMPORTANT! UPDATED

Beyonce has nice legs.

The Ravens are kicking ass.

That's the deep analysis you get from the Ace of SpadesHQ sports desk.

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UPDATED! Deep, deep analysis. The niners are completely hosed.

No new info on Beyonce's legs.

IMPORTANT UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Darkness in the dome. We can only pray for the babies that are being eaten and/or raped, and Ray Lewis' whereabouts.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:25 PM



Comments

1 Woohoo!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:27 PM (0PiQ4)

2 I'm using Firefox and can't access Breitbart either.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:27 PM (EAgmr)

3 Changes the channel the minute Halftime started.No way I'm watching that over rated Glitter Rat for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Rich K at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (X4l3T)

4
Janet Jackson much better

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (0KgIG)

5 This is worst Super Bowl. Game is a bore and the commercials are even worse. It's all black and ghey.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (0PiQ4)

6 I was all pissed at the hubby for cancelling cable but considering the score and the horde's halftime comments - I'm probably better off for it.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (EAgmr)

7 YeeHaa,number 3. A new Record!

Posted by: Rich K at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (X4l3T)

8 So... Was she faking it? (Again?)

Posted by: RNB at February 03, 2013 08:29 PM (WkjqG)

9 Glitter rat..... I like that!

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:29 PM (EAgmr)

10 Nice summary, Dave.

But you can only make the big sports commentary dough if you take about 5,000 words to say that exact same thing.

Posted by: Andy at February 03, 2013 08:29 PM (OZPoa)

11 Beyonce has a fat ass. And shereally can't sing worth a damn. Still, she could probably play ILB better than Ray Lewis did in the first half.

Posted by: jackson_murrell at February 03, 2013 08:29 PM (EVa96)

12 Uh Benonce's ass is two ax handles wide yo

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:29 PM (LRFds)

13 If Ace is lurking, it might be time to call the Breitbart folks to have them bitch at the Google folks

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:29 PM (wwsoB)

14 Yay! Appliance factory! Wait? How can the Applliance Factory afford a Super Bowl commercial?

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:30 PM (0PiQ4)

15 Kinda sad listening to multiple CBS analysts insisting that the Niners can, will, and must come back in the second half.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:31 PM (kqGWM)

16 Sheeeit the Ravens are killing it tonight.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (5UlAL)

17 Pwned.

Posted by: EC at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (doBIb)

18 Jonesing it again.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (VMcEw)

19 Blowouts are boring. Correction 28-6.

Posted by: Al at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (V70Uh)

20 Oh hell!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (0PiQ4)

21 all-time record

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (piMMO)

22 The advertisers who paid for second half slots must be completely pissed right now

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (wwsoB)

23
I'd like to say,
The bobble heads on the halftime report said "The 9ers will come back!"

No,
My money's on them not coming within 10. The score doesn't even reflect what an ass kicking this is, just like (I think was '06) that the bears played. Ass kicking not reflected in the score.
(If I'm wrong, the payout will be in AoSHQ premium memberships.)
Now then, I'm off to the store figuring it won't be crowded now. (Used to work at a grocery store, didn't see a soul between 5 and 10 on SuperBowl sunday.)
BTW DiT you said "Superbowl" the NFL will be here to collect it's money soon.

Posted by: tsrblke at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (GaqMa)

24
Ray Lewis wrote the script.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (QLJPW)

25 Set a record, too.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (5UlAL)

26 I was all pissed at the hubby for cancelling cable but considering the score and the horde's halftime comments - I'm probably better off for it.

***

It's on CBS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (piMMO)

27 From the other Super Bowl thread:

273: Ravens by three touchdowns, sadly.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 06:44 PM


Lookin' good!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (kqGWM)

28 Congratulations, Baltimore. You get more MURDER!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (0PiQ4)

29 22
The advertisers who paid for second half slots must be completely pissed right now



Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM

Especially since the first half ads were so bad that no one will hang around just for the commercials

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (wwsoB)

30 What is this ubbbba guubbbbaaa halftime music.
Git the girl a pole for Chrissakes if we're goona turn the halftime
show into night at the club where all the EBT card owners hang! DANG!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (b88kH)

31 More like Sucker Bowl.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (QLJPW)

32
Superbowl Recap:

A throw, a ho, and a d'oh.

Over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (p/cQy)

33 Jim Harbaugh is not happy

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (fn4U1)

34 Superbowl Recap:

A throw, a ho, and a d'oh.

Over.

***

Sheer poetry.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (piMMO)

35 That kickoff return just broke Twitter.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (kqGWM)

36 Thunder thighs rule! Well, I guess the gheys in SF are on suicide watch.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:35 PM (wR+pz)

37 Madonna put on a much better show and I don't even like Madonna. Beyonce was ok but it was all about special effects whereas Mafonna relied on her own stamina and dancing abilities.

Posted by: Sassy at February 03, 2013 08:35 PM (DlSi2)

38 It's on CBS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

No reception. Much like the 49'ers.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:36 PM (EAgmr)

39 Really good singers don't dance.


Posted by: Al at February 03, 2013 08:36 PM (V70Uh)

40
30
I watched about five second of the halftime show. Went to the kitchen. Came back and watched another five seconds of it, then sat in front of the computer. All I saw was wriggling around and underwhelming singing both times. I'm guessing it was that way the whole way through.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 03, 2013 08:37 PM (8cOY0)

41 How did the 9ers even make it to the Superbowl?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 03, 2013 08:37 PM (5UlAL)

42 Booth cutout

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:37 PM (QLJPW)

43 Lost power.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:37 PM (tlhtD)

44
Lights out, seems about right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 08:37 PM (p/cQy)

45 looks like a power outage

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (QLJPW)

46 We're under attack!

Posted by: EC at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (doBIb)

47 EMP take the lights out?

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (VMcEw)

48 Rolling blackout?

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (0PiQ4)

49 hey trust *us* to tell you to *trust the feds* with your guns and healthcare...


see BS?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (LRFds)

50 zerohedge ‏@zerohedge

If all superbowl commercials are supposed to be soft porn, can't they just put Italian TV on?


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (wwsoB)

51 Blame Bush!!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (Md8Uo)

52 Well that was odd.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (tlhtD)

53 FYI...

the Baltimore radio broadcast is out too.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (UOjzE)

54 It's officially the gheyest SB ever.

Bette Midler is in watching for the first time ever and tweeting about it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (piMMO)

55 Thunderdome in 5---4---3....

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (QLJPW)

56 47 Stevo,

IRAN for MVP!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (LRFds)

57 B. could snap a cape buffalo's neck with her thighs.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (0KgIG)

58 The halftime show used up the power budget.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (3oxsQ)

59 GUN!!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (0PiQ4)

60
I don't approve of anything above her thighs.
The stockings and shoes can stay. The rest is jsut hideous.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (XUF75)

61 BUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHH

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (8SsiG)

62 Fucking Bush!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (zOP5o)

63 Haha
God hates the ravens

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (VbTKR)

64
People are being raped and murdered and eaten in the SuperDome. There is no food, toilets over flowing, and Bush is doing nothing!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (p/cQy)

65 Twitter broken. Superdome FUBAR'd. CBS runnin' scared.

God bless America 2013.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (kqGWM)

66
Nate Silver predicts a 49ers win....





Great. If he had to get a prediction wrong, why not.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (kdS6q)

67 Baby 'baugh is going to have a nuclear meltdown. That'll be entertaining, at least.

Wonder if he'll punch big bro in the face.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (celt+)

68 JUSTICE FOR RAYOVAC

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (pUqSw)

69 I demand equal time for Downton Abbey.

I did watch the first half. Boring without a Manning.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (baL2B)

70 So, how long before New Orleans gets the Super Bowl again?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (3oxsQ)

71 Bane is about to appear on the field and take New Orleans hostage.

Posted by: Kratos at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (aca0s)

72 What's with the soccer faggot chanting in the stands?

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (celt+)

73 E-Trade Baby was lame 8 years ago


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (wwsoB)

74 Geraldo save the Superbowl!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (0PiQ4)

75 So, I guess they have to finish the game to run the ads. Amazing blow out. I guess Drudge, who has been flogging the 49ers for weeks, will go into shock?

No power? WTF

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (wR+pz)

76 Kratos FTW,

Posted by: EC at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (doBIb)

77 That's is what happens when democrats run a town.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (gQcQ7)

78 71 Kratos,

that happened in '05....this is a rerun

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (LRFds)

79 Looks like a FUPA to me.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (xxYn2)

80 Party! Town! USA! can't keep the fucking lights running.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (QAYrC)

81 half the power out in superdome. Green energy?

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (0KgIG)

82 They're eating rapists in there!!!

Posted by: Sheppy Smith at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (XUF75)

83 Is this where Geraldo comes on with hysterical reports of cannibalism and rapes in the Superdome?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (wwsoB)

84 Beyonce needs to stop building up those thighs. She shouldn't have worn that outfit. It does nothing for her.

Posted by: Sassy at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (DlSi2)

85 I hear former mayor Naggin is in the shits with bribery charges. I am so shocked!!

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (EAgmr)

86 Seems theObama Administration didn't receive the appropriate vig.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (WM+rJ)

87 Boosh fucking Boosh! Give the 49ers some time to recope.


WTF is with this? Chocolate city is letting us down.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz)

88 Copper thief picked a good time to strike.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (VMcEw)

89 "So... Was she faking it? (Again?)"

Eh, it's the halftime show, so it's not as important as the NA at the inauguration. I think it was mostly live though. You could tell because of the breathing and when she took the mic away from her mouth. For at least one of the songs, though, I would bet it was pre-recorded.

Posted by: sydney jane at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (3a4vw)

90 83 KBDaBear,

Oh Mah Gawd President Barry send in the A-team Babies are raping inmates!

//$hempf $miff

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds)

91 REVENGE!11!1

Posted by: Saints Fan at February 03, 2013 08:43 PM (c8xU9)

92 Ray Lewis is loose--and the lights are out!!1

Hold me Geraldo!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 03, 2013 08:43 PM (r2PLg)

93 When do the reports of cannibalism in the stands start?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2013 08:43 PM (yvq49)

94 Turn out the lights, the party's over.

Posted by: Matt The Cimmerian at February 03, 2013 08:43 PM (40Ex+)

95 The second half of the super bowl is cancelled due to global warming and too many greenhouse gases because of the game......Thank You !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Barack Hussien Obama...MMMMM....MMMM....MMMM at February 03, 2013 08:43 PM (3Z1wn)

96 Another Stupor Bowl I'm glad I missed. Where's SMOD ?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 03, 2013 08:43 PM (2SS7B)

97 You can not make this shit up. next up tits!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:44 PM (wR+pz)

98 btw, who the hell made the commercial for GoW: Ascension? Somebody who obviously thought it would be cool to just take imagery from 300 and Gladiator and insert Kratos into it.

Posted by: Kratos at February 03, 2013 08:44 PM (aca0s)

99 Is this the new SB thread?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:44 PM (8sCoq)

100 "Players may be realizing this may be a little bit of a delay."



No kidding.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:44 PM (3oxsQ)

101 Nice ass shot!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:44 PM (piMMO)

102 Have the electricity rates necessarily skyrocketed in New Orleans?

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (0PiQ4)

103 Play in the dark, bitches!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (wR+pz)

104
Is that the real Kratos? or some imposter Kratos?
I see nothing in there about chaos.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (XUF75)

105 Oh, shit. It's dark and Ray Lewis is in the building.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (celt+)

106 best thing they could do right now is keep playing

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (8sCoq)

107 The rats chewed through the wires.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (p4U6S)

108 There are sharks all over the place

Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (Yhu4q)

109 49er's needed a break, so they stuck a bobby pin in the outlet.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (gQcQ7)

110 Bush will somehow be blamed

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (8sCoq)

111
Turn out the lights.......the party's over...

Posted by: Dandy Don at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (ndqJC)

112 106 Jones in CO,

or figure out a way to use barack's ego to power the dead side...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (LRFds)

113
It's a plot to rob the Ravens of their mo-mentum.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (Md8Uo)

114 who run bartertown?

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (I88Jc)

115 We just fucked up the Super Bowl.

America, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (kqGWM)

116 Blame Booooosh(Katrina!!)!!!111!! For the sub-standard infrastructure specifications and compliance testing.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (WM+rJ)

117
I'm glad they decided to reenact the BCS championship game.
since it's a rerun the city of new Orleans decided to go to sleep.

Posted by: tsrblke at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (GaqMa)

118 Another Stupor Bowl I'm glad I missed. Where's SMOD ?

***

2020, babee!

Posted by: Asteroid DA-14 at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)

119 Refunds?

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (i7KmQ)

120 Someone's lip syncing in the middle of a rigged sports event. How interesting.

Meanwhile, a company that's in bed with the president and that makes the most popular web browser in the world has blocked access to the website of one of the president's largest critics. Boring, right?

Posted by: SmokyBourbon at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (2i6Vi)

121 Hey, fellas, I didn't mean it literally.

Posted by: Dandy Don Meredith at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (celt+)

122 So is Boehner coaching the '9ers or engineering the power?

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (VlXYw)

123 115 Walter Freeman,

Goddamned BOOSH!

Why did BOOOSH blow up the leveees again?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (LRFds)

124 This may actually be a good thing, because anyone who said, "Screw it, game over" when B'more scored the kick return touchdown and changed the channel probably has heard that the lights went out and flipped back to CBS.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (3oxsQ)

125 I swear...I gave Ray Nagin the check to pay the electric bill

Posted by: Comptroller of the Superdome, Inc at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (Yhu4q)

126 Will the fat thigh lady sing?

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (WM+rJ)

127 Good thing for CBS, I mean.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (3oxsQ)

128 Those legs could crack Walnuts

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (jucos)

129
to rob the Ravens of their mo-mentum.


You know, freebasing antlers only lasts for like 5-7 minutes, tops. Then you crash pretty hard.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (XUF75)

130 Bill Cowers's jaw bumped the light breaker.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (0KgIG)

131 CANNIBALISM!

Also, baby rape!!!

This is ALWAYS what happens in the Chocolate City when the lights go out!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (z2gwh)

132 Gotta love the irony of a half black - half light stadium. snicker

Posted by: carolina at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (z2shr)

133 So is this a Wild Buffalo Wings ad?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (wR+pz)

134
EMBARGO!

Posted by: MasterBlaster at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (celt+)

135 104
Is that the real Kratos? or some imposter Kratos?
I see nothing in there about chaos.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (XUF75)

It's in his hash

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (yvq49)

136 Bush will somehow be blamed


Posted by: Jones in CO


In saner, simpler times I would take that as a joke. Now all bets are off.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (EAgmr)

137 104
Is that the real Kratos? or some imposter Kratos?
I see nothing in there about chaos.

Oh I am the real thing, but the whole "in the end, there will be only chaos" thing has taken a terrifying twist into a new reality thanks to Obama and Co.

It tastes like ashes in my mouth.

Posted by: Kratos at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (aca0s)

138 120 Smoky Bourbon,

Yup....of course what can we do?

Ba-Rahn-Ko's got the drones the proles crave!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (LRFds)

139 128
Those legs could crack Walnuts

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (jucos)


Coconuts.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:49 PM (X6akg)

140 Uh oh. Bill Cowher is stuttering and spitting. There are women and children near by.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 08:49 PM (Md8Uo)

141 My son has control of the television, is the power back on? Has something dramatic happened?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 08:49 PM (RZ8pf)

142 New Orleans can't get its shit together for an international audience? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 08:49 PM (QTHTd)

143 Can they cancel the game?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:49 PM (QLJPW)

144 Hahahahahaha.

Fuckin' Algore.

Posted by: Andy at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (OZPoa)

145 Kratos....welcome home brother.

I get why there is no shout out to Chaos...

it's redundant America voted for chaos.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds)

146 So Little VIA shows me a tweet of Jim Harbaugh.

"MOM!! John won't let me have the ball!!!"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (bTPOR)

147 So let me get this straight. Any moron wouldn't let those legs around your ass?

You are ghey.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (wR+pz)

148
Well, good to see you.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (XUF75)

149 Sean Penn, saaave uuss!!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (QLJPW)

150 Eric Bolling tweets:

After a year of retrofitting New Orleans Stadium President Obama proudly proclaimed the stadium "A Green Building"..

Posted by: Asteroid DA-14 at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (piMMO)

151 141 PGiS,

an EMP short circuited N'walins....

Bar-y-L is about to go into a phone booth and save the day....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds)

152 Big Sis said the place would be safe.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (i7KmQ)

153 human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together- MASS HYSTERIA

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (8sCoq)

154 Bud sponsored this outage. Think of the beer they are selling now!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (wR+pz)

155 How many extra 4 million dollar ads can run tonite??

Posted by: bill glass at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (IPA22)

156
And now, high lights of the first half. zzzzzzzzzzz..........



That red light flashing in the background? That's the guy at CBS who planned this debacle's career about to implode.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (Md8Uo)

157 Sean Penn, saaave uuss!!

***

His red Solo cup is nothing compared to the might of green power.

Posted by: Asteroid DA-14 at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (piMMO)

158 My Gawd if Bush doesn't get the electricity back on soon--the toilets won't flush!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (r2PLg)

159 You are ghey.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (wR+pz)

Not after they've been around "Jay-Zed". Go to town.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (xxYn2)

160 sven10077 I know you are kidding, it's just some dumb technical error. Somebody tripped over the extension cord and unplugged it or something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (RZ8pf)

161
The power is out because Beyonce's pink diamond encrusted sybian shorted the circuit.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 03, 2013 08:51 PM (ndqJC)

162 147 Billy Bob,

yeah I guess so.....Horrywood finally convinced me because if she of the droid removing arms or benonce's legs are the measuring stick I'm fucking a light socket.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (LRFds)

163 Well, it is New Orleans. Somebody probably missed a bribe payment.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (rb+Lg)

164 How soon before the demands for a taxpayer-funded Superdome replacement begin?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (3oxsQ)

165 Manti Teo's dead girlfriend's ghost gets revenge on the stadium that exposed him as a fraud.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (tlhtD)

166 Show the Jacoby Jones run, over and over.

Should the (rs somehow come back, TFG will blame the non union electricians.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (l86i3)

167 Worst Game Ever!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

Posted by: Comic Book Guy at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (p/cQy)

168 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (piMMO)

169 Eric Bolling tweets:



After a year of retrofitting New Orleans Stadium President Obama proudly proclaimed the stadium "A Green Building"..

Posted by: Asteroid DA-14

Everything he proclaims or touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (EAgmr)

170 Just imagine how much we'd be laughing at the Brits or Chinese if this happened during the Olympic ceremonies.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (kqGWM)

171 "Nice" legs? I admit there's a certain sort of man who likes legs like that, but siad fellows don't think of them as "nice."

I'm something of a leg man myself, and I've plowed fields with "nicer" legs than that.

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (qaVK+)

172 Beyonce could rub her thighs together and light up the Superdome.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (TCy/B)

173 Obama is now on TV blaming the power outage at the Superdome on George W. Bush.

Posted by: edmund at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (LPfnK)

174 America in decline could not be better illustrated.

Posted by: Derak at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (lkjWK)

175 New law. No lights? Free beer!

Introduce the bill!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (wR+pz)

176 160 PGiS,

Yup...mostly....

if a single trpped cord did this in....heh

"trust us to tell you to trust SCOAMF with your liberty and health!"

kinda poetic

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (LRFds)

177 The power is out in the Superdome? How long before people in Manhattan start shitting in their hallways?

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (XUF75)

178 F n.o. and the NFL

Posted by: teh Wind at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (o558S)

179 Thank God it was not in the fourth quarter, they are still selling beer now!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (wR+pz)

180 I'm something of a leg man myself, and I've plowed fields with "nicer" legs than that.
Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 08:52 PM (qaVK+)


She could prolly drag your deer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (l86i3)

181 Lets close some more coal fired plants that will help or be the new normal under the Lyin kNIG!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (b88kH)

182
back on in 15 min.
back on 15 min.
prolly back on 20 min.
should be back on in 15 min.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (tlhtD)

183 Mitchell Dinkin ‏@madlaw1071

Just kidding!

pic.twitter.com/G25m2qSc


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:54 PM (wwsoB)

184 How embarrassing. And I'm sorry, I'm sure he is a nice guy but listening to Bill Cowher pontificate is about as painful as a TFG speech.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 08:54 PM (ZOf1l)

185
There will be no blame placed upon President Obama for the power outage at the Superbowl.

Posted by: Miss Jay Carney at February 03, 2013 08:54 PM (ndqJC)

186 Wo, use the clock, don't make mistakes in the second half,......from the book of broadcaster cliches, second half edition.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 08:54 PM (Md8Uo)

187 Just get on with the riots. LIB Baltimore

Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2013 08:54 PM (0PiQ4)

188 The power is out because Beyonce's pink diamond encrusted sybian shorted the circuit. Someone spilled Crystal on it?

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 08:54 PM (XUF75)

189 Just imagine how much we'd be laughing at the Brits or Chinese if this happened during the Olympic ceremonies.

There'd be much talk about how socialism doesn't work, they're a bunch of yobbos who voted for stupidity (Britain) or they were led by crooked Maoists (China).

Fortunately we get the best of both worlds out here

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 08:55 PM (QTHTd)

190 "Ghey"?
I've had women that make her look like the mooch.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 08:55 PM (LBUCy)

191 Over/under of the number of pulled hamstrings when play resumes?

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:55 PM (X6akg)

192 The President warned us this would happen

"...electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket..."


and it just caught up with us

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:55 PM (8sCoq)

193 177
The power is out in the Superdome? How long before people in Manhattan start shitting in their hallways?

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (XUF75)

This is why I read here. Cannibalism can only be next in the Superdome. Geraldo and Shep on way to cover.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 08:55 PM (baL2B)

194 Puppy Bowl is awsome. On A. Planet.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 08:55 PM (0KgIG)

195 OMG - freak out and use a power surge to extrapolate to the destruction of civilization!!!111

Posted by: Brandon at February 03, 2013 08:55 PM (Zx4uI)

196 This is what happens when you turn your back on coal, fucking assholes.

And power doesn't return slowly, it's either on or off. The lighting ballasts and lamp elements need to warm up.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 08:56 PM (WM+rJ)

197 >Over/under of the number of pulled hamstrings when play resumes?

1

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:56 PM (8sCoq)

198 Anonymous (the org) tweets:

NFL can control everything except power in Superdome. What an embarrassment. 7 mins and counting

So, does that mean they are watching and complaining, or that they are behind it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:56 PM (piMMO)

199 Just imagine how much we'd be laughing at the Brits or Chinese if this happened during the Olympic ceremonies.

In fairness, I think I speak for everyone when I say how shocked I am this happened in New Orleans.

Posted by: AD at February 03, 2013 08:56 PM (PdpEf)

200 195 Brandon,

yeah....because every feather fallen from the sparrow's tail was not BOOOOOSSSHHH for 8 years

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:56 PM (LRFds)

201 So we are the most powerful country in the world and we can not keep the lights on for the most watched TV show of the year?



Chocolate city, always here for you. Democrats, they run a tight ship!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:56 PM (wR+pz)

202 Hopefully you all watched the half time show, and looked at it again once or twice on tape, so that you can discuss it with your fellow FSA Americans today around the water cooler. Otherwise, they will think poorly of you.

Posted by: Tomorrow's Top Headlines Post at February 03, 2013 08:57 PM (+kznc)

203 Good boy, Brandon! Have another donut.

Posted by: Jim Messina at February 03, 2013 08:57 PM (QTHTd)

204 And the mindless babbling continues from these "broadcasters".

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 08:57 PM (Md8Uo)

205 I can see the field ok, why can't they?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 08:57 PM (baL2B)

206 Beyonce?


Her name reminds me of a crossword puzzle clue. "17 Across: Ottoman Prince, formerly." Bey, once.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2013 08:57 PM (29+x5)

207 It's been downhill ever since the moon landing.

(Sarcasm? Maybe. Or maybe not.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:57 PM (kqGWM)

208 Ah, New Orleans. Another example of your excellence.

Why do we keep pretending that NO is a real city?

Posted by: RobM1981 at February 03, 2013 08:57 PM (zurJC)

209 Puppy Bowl for the win!

Posted by: Jprs at February 03, 2013 08:58 PM (DGnMA)

210 Robert A George ‏@RobGeorge

Wow. RT @MikeGrunwald: Uh oh. @entergy got a $9M #stimulus grant for #smartgrid in New Orleans. Guess they didn't get to the Superdome.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:58 PM (8sCoq)

211 187 Just get on with the riots. LIB Baltimore


They can wait till after the SB. Its not like there going to work tomorrow. Meth dealers, pimps, and crack addicts have flexible hours.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 08:58 PM (8SsiG)

212 Worst. Superbowl. Ever.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 03, 2013 08:58 PM (5H6zj)

213
You know what was annoying about the Puppy Bowl? They referenced that stupide HBO show, Girls, that Gabe told all of us we should watch so we would be up on the culture. Seriously Animal Planet?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 08:58 PM (RZ8pf)

214 Shannon Sharpe sounds like he's got extra-large Official Super Bowl Marbles in his mouth today.

Posted by: Chris W. at February 03, 2013 08:58 PM (trMJs)

215
If President Bush had properly funded the New Orleans reconstruction, the lights would be on at the Superdome.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 03, 2013 08:58 PM (ndqJC)

216 I blame Chinese hackers. Could be?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:58 PM (wR+pz)

217 Damn CFL's all went out at once.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 08:59 PM (VMcEw)

218 214 Chris W,

BLUSH!

//Bawney Fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:59 PM (LRFds)

219 Brian Ries Verified! ‏@moneyries

Amazing tweet RT @EntergyNOLA: Power issue at the Super Dome appears to be in the customer's side. Entergy is providing power to the Dome.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:59 PM (8sCoq)

220
15 min
20 min
15 min

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:59 PM (tlhtD)

221 So is it low tide in NO.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:59 PM (wR+pz)

222 those damn canadian football league saboteurs

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (I88Jc)

223 $10 says it's a squirrel in a junction box

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (8sCoq)

224 This power outage has all the hallmarks of a Rodent Liberation Front attack!

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (TCy/B)

225 221 Billy Bob,

the Gator threw a hip out on the treadmill....the Cajuns are fetching a replacement

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (LRFds)

226 So this is what the decline is like.

Posted by: AD at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (PdpEf)

227 So, is this Pixy's first year working the Superbowl?

Posted by: Peaches at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (kpCLl)

228 Just saw Affleck.

http://___ur.com/J1lmVsF

Posted by: Kaitian at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (WEhL/)

229 This power outage is because of a reprehensible disgusting video put out by some shadey character.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (+OTLF)

230 Mayor Nagin could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Chris W. at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (trMJs)

231 Hillarious!!

"The Superdome Scores a Touchdown for Energy Efficiency"

http://theenergycollective.com/sbattaglia/180236/
superdome-scores-touchdown-energy-efficiency?
utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaig
n=The+Energy+Collective+(all+posts)

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (9ScGj)

232 All I know is that I'm glad my job isn't taking care of the electrical at the Superdome. Wonder if it's unionized?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (3oxsQ)

233 How exciting, lights coming on! This is embarrassing.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (wR+pz)

234 Uhhh ___ur was the site.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (WEhL/)

235 Blackout couldn't happen to a more deserving greedy-ass league. NFLsuggested that Miami put $400 million in upgrades before it would be considered for another Super Bowl. Choke on a dick Goodell.

Posted by: boniface ballers at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (l3RZ9)

236
>>$10 says it's a squirrel in a junction box<<


So you are saying its the Jooos?

Posted by: Iranian Mullah at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (XUF75)

237 Is there a riot yet? Send in that Atlanta mall security guy with his taser!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (baL2B)

238 It's image except take out the a and e to get the word.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (WEhL/)

239 >>>Power issue at the Super Dome appears to be in the customer's side. Entergy is providing power to the Dome.

Probably a rat jumped into one of the transformers with a hooker.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (WM+rJ)

240
Some funny comments on Lewis on profootballtalk

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (QLJPW)

241 the only good thing about the power outage? they lose all the money they could have made during commercial breaks had they known there was going to be a power outage.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (+OTLF)

242 Can we get the girl with the fat legs back on?

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 03, 2013 09:01 PM (p4U6S)

243 So this is what the decline is like.

Not with a bang, but with a gang of lunkheads trying to fill air time with inane babbling ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (QAYrC)

244 They have never had a power outage at a Super Bowl during the Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2 administrations. Way to go TFG.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (ZOf1l)

245 Never seen this in my life, and I remember Billy Kilmer. What a Charlie Fox.

Posted by: joncelli at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (5ic5a)

246 239 Fritz,

so menendez is in da house!?!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (LRFds)

247 225
221 Billy Bob,

the Gator threw a hip out on the treadmill....the Cajuns are fetching a replacement


Got it! Jack's beer involved?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (wR+pz)

248 223 $10 says it's a squirrel in a junction box
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (8sCoq)

$50 says the electrician just found the rest of Jim Jefford's stash.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (xxYn2)

249 So, does that mean they are watching and complaining, or that they are behind it?

The atrocity in Norway a couple years back was done by a Norwegian. But Ansar al-Din over there, which was founded by non-Norwegians, immediately claimed "credit". Ansar al-Din backed down when the asshole who did it got caught.

Anonymous is probably doing the same.

Posted by: Jim Messina at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (QTHTd)

250 Bush's fault.

Posted by: Chris W. at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (trMJs)

251 /off nasty creepy sock

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (QTHTd)

252 Cuffé ‏@CuffyMeh

Somewhere a vault is opening while Ode to Joy plays.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)

253 Dave knows his limitations

Posted by: D. Hopper at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (AVfT8)

254 Turn out the lights, the party is over.

Posted by: Don Meridith at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (i7KmQ)

255 The announcers keep saying the league is letting them know when the power will be back up?

Isn't that the power company's responsibility?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (wwsoB)

256 In Caribbean World Series, Mexico leading the Dominican 3-2 in the 5th inning.
Famous oppressed Mexican White Hispanic Doug Clark sends in another run to make it 4-2. This could be a big upset.
White Black Anglo Hispanic Marlon Byrd up again. He's en fuego tonight.
Pitching change....hmmm. Let's see if Super Bowl is back.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (C8mVl)

257 You ask me for miracles Theo- I give you the N.F.L.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)

258
This power outage is great. I have enough time to hump a couple of liberal guys, scrub my muffin and return for the game.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (ndqJC)

259 Anonymous tweets:

Pepsi halftime show? @Pepsi is a big donor to the Church of Scientology. Just seyin

Here's their feed:

https://twitter.com/YourAnonNews

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (piMMO)

260 Bouncy took all the power out of the dome

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (e8kgV)

261 They have never had a power outage at a Super Bowl during the Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2 administrations. Way to go TFG.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 09:02 PM (ZOf1l)


Impeachment?

Posted by: AD at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (PdpEf)

262 It would have been a much better Super Bowl if they had worn their Susan G Komen pink cleats, as they did through most of the regular season.

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (+kznc)

263 What a total embarrassment.
And I'm not just talking about Beyonce's hippo butt.

These motor mouths are running on empty filling super expensive ad time.

......27 minutes going on 2 hours......

Posted by: ontherocks at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (aZ6ew)

264 next year they will sell extra commercial time at a special rate in case of a power outage.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (+OTLF)

265 FL doesn't want to comment on the cause of power outage.

Could it be God? It's possible he is really pissed about Ray Lewis.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (TCy/B)

266 Well, why don't these guys STFU!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (wR+pz)

267 They have never had a power outage at a Super Bowl during the Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2 administrations. Way to go TFG.


See, he is "unprescedented!!". I wonder if Jamie Gorelick is near by?

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (8SsiG)

268 can't Bansheeyonce lipsink another number?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (+OTLF)

269 Hey, Downton Abbey startef

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 03, 2013 09:04 PM (e8kgV)

270 >>>so menendez is in da house!?

He just arrived in Art Modell's Ferrari.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (WM+rJ)

271 For those trapped in the Super Dome. Good luck. The cannibals are in the upper areas, avoid. NOPD is busy looti... eerr securing the locker rooms. And make sure Ray of the Ravens does not shiv the lithping ref.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (PQmb9)

272 no pretty sideline reporters?

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (I88Jc)

273 Let foreplay resume?

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (i7KmQ)

274 Well, you are watching a record.

The longest super bowl ever. Right now.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (wR+pz)

275 Yeah, it's just like some kinda third world country.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (Md8Uo)

276 Yay Downton Abbey!

Guy just said on field there will be foreplay before playing resumes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (baL2B)

277 Divine intervention for the '49ers!

Posted by: navybrat at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (UdhwR)

278 No, some dispatcher is taking a real bath so he thought he might gain back some of his losses by switch off the left bank.

That is my guess.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (VMcEw)

279 So, is this Pixy's first year working the Superbowl?

***

heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (piMMO)

280 265 MPFS,

God knocked out the lights and is now coaching Kapernicky on reading defenses...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (LRFds)

281 I didn't know that the Superbowl was being played in Obamaville. What happened...Wind Mills Stop......The Sun Went Down...........No Algae for the Bio Fuel.............. Keystone Pipeline CNX.............Christ everything is a Charles Fox with Obama as President !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frooger MacGhee at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (3Z1wn)

282 o pretty sideline reporters?

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (I88Jc)
Solomon Wilcotts, duh

Posted by: Chris W. at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (trMJs)

283
I switched over briefly to hear them saying that the outage will benefit SF. I have my doubts.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (RZ8pf)

284
get going. we played every Friday night under much weaker lights

I would laugh like hell if the Ravens lost all the mo and lost the game

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (QLJPW)

285 Round up the usual squirrels!

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (8sCoq)

286 269
Hey, Downton Abbey startef

So all the gheys in SF have given up?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (wR+pz)

287 Can't listen to Shannon Sharpe without hearing this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMADJcimnds

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (9ScGj)

288 So, is this Pixy's first year working the Superbowl?

That's not nice.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (l86i3)

289 John Harbaugh is as mad as a badger.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (TCy/B)

290 If someone turned CBS on right now and heard, "We can play due to a power outage" they'd be mightily confused.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (3oxsQ)

291 HD Net Movies is now showing 'Heaven Knows Mr. Allison.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (PQmb9)

292 what's foreplay?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (RZ8pf)

293 >I switched over briefly to hear them saying that the outage will benefit SF. I have my doubts.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 09:05 PM (RZ8pf)

me too- it's not like they scored 3 TDs while the lights were out

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (8sCoq)

294 Welcome the new normal.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 03, 2013 09:07 PM (F2Vrz)

295 Jim Nance's tie is hideous.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 09:07 PM (3oxsQ)

296 Any comments on Beyoncee's "Kissing Obamas" stage?

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 03, 2013 09:07 PM (fdrZ1)

297 This would not have happened if they were using solar panels.
They could have just switched them on and continued playing...just sayin

Posted by: Sandra Fluke - 30 year old grad student who needs free contraceptives and is an environmentalist at February 03, 2013 09:07 PM (+OTLF)

298 292 PGiS,

something involving buying the target a nice dinner and making them feel happy is used as...

Barack Obama bought a billion lobsters for America's dinner now he wants to par-tay

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:07 PM (LRFds)

299 Have the deployed the Mardi Gras glow sticks yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (PQmb9)

300 what's foreplay?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 09:06 PM (RZ8pf)



--Dream Date 2013

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (fdrZ1)

301 America in decline is about right

Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (0PiQ4)

302 I give you... Scorpions

http://youtu.be/30Hbr-ab3I4

Posted by: Chris W. at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (trMJs)

303
Lights went out after the 2nd half had resumed?

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (tOkJB)

304 Oops. Beyonce must've plugged her cybernetic booty in for a recharge after the halftime show...and killed the grid.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (k4bdL)

305 They just showed the lights going out at Candlestick Park in 2011. Now that was a power outage.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (3oxsQ)

306 Yeah, it's just like some kinda third world country.


Light is beaming from Henry Chu's face. This is our future and we need to get used to it.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (MwpsQ)

307 Ok Horde, are lights still out? Don't have tv to watch.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (EAgmr)

308 Is Flava Flav still reffing?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (l86i3)

309 303


Lights went out after the 2nd half had resumed?

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 03, 2013 09:08 PM (tOkJB)


Yes, just after Baltimore's kickoff return TD.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (3oxsQ)

310 Show your tits

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (i7KmQ)

311 Phil Simms just announced he is going down on Kaepernick. Huh? What?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (Md8Uo)

312 306 Cicero,

I came here just with dreams and reave with accomprishments...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (LRFds)

313 "You ask me for miracles Theo- I give you the N.F.L."

================

I don't care if you're a dude. I love you.

"And the quarterback is toast!"

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (celt+)

314 Holy moley

Posted by: Chris W. at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (trMJs)

315 Hacking can be investigated by any law enforcement division. If any of the morons have state atty connections, I would suggest they put in for an investigation.

Happenstance and random advertising service bullshit aside, this is purposeful.

If in fact this is a true hack, it's what I've feared most; no government agents will be abseiling into your windows or knocking down doors.

The power grabs will be enforced bit by bit, account by account, and a host of servers all paid by us the tax-payer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (NTBjC)

316 291
Deborah Kerr and Mitchum had great chemistry.

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2013 09:09 PM (M/TDA)

317 Free Beer!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:10 PM (wR+pz)

318 Riot gear yet at Thunder, uh, Superdome?

Hey, I watched (DVR) Justified and am caught up after trip. What was that black girl US Marshall using (scene where she and Raylan are talking to rooster guy)? I want one of those weapons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:10 PM (baL2B)

319 Tebow could have prayed and got the lights back on.....I'm just sayin

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 09:10 PM (NzBQO)

320 I came here just with dreams and reave with accomprishments...


I hear he's moving into the investment advising field.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 03, 2013 09:10 PM (MwpsQ)

321 This awsome thanks nfl

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 09:10 PM (SR5a+)

322 Maybe they should put the Kia hamsters on the treadmill

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 03, 2013 09:10 PM (8jAYj)

323 Free beer fo sho

http://skatoolaki.com/____out/nolalooter.jpg

Posted by: Chris W. at February 03, 2013 09:11 PM (trMJs)

324
35 minute delay to The Super Bowl -- hilarious.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 03, 2013 09:11 PM (tOkJB)

325 I'm so glad we waited 34 minutes for that play.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:11 PM (kqGWM)

326 315 weft cut-loop....

You know 5 years ago I'd have cared...

hell a year ago I'd have cared....

instead I salute Anony Mouse, China, the GOP, Alex Jones Druge, or Timmy Matheson in Peoria Il....

"salute"

let it burn

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:11 PM (LRFds)

327 A power outage at the SP - gee, I can't think of a more perfect foreshadowing of the USA's coming transformation into a Third World country.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 09:11 PM (BStAJ)

328 Major cluster-f__k. No AC. dome heating up and smells bad. Others report lost feed to radio and tv. Twitter is going wild!

Posted by: carolina at February 03, 2013 09:11 PM (z2shr)

329 2 or 3 plays into this, and those players will forget all about the power outage

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:11 PM (8sCoq)

330 I saw the first half at a friend's house in NY and was able to get home in plenty of time to see the 2nd half and check the news ( so glad obama wants to raise more taxes) thanks to the black out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:11 PM (jE38p)

331 Report: Cannibals reported roaming thru the Superdome...no report yet on bodycount....maybe a dozen

Posted by: CBS crack reporting..fake but accurate at February 03, 2013 09:12 PM (FIDMq)

332 Screw the Kia hamsters!

Someone get the Geico rowing guinea pigs!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:12 PM (kqGWM)

333 How many Ravens shot up during the delay?

Posted by: fizzbuzz at February 03, 2013 09:12 PM (vlBpS)

334 Beyonce's show blew the fuses?

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2013 09:12 PM (M/TDA)

335 318 Christy Blinky,

she used an ASP extendable baton....

some are spring loaded others use momentum....I've had both.

Lovely tools

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:12 PM (LRFds)

336 Just read a report that they players are huffing deer antler powder on the sidelines.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:12 PM (baL2B)

337 Soccer match in Pakistan.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 09:12 PM (0KgIG)

338 Donna bananna not third world. We have evolved.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (SR5a+)

339 "Deborah Kerr and Robert Mitchum had great chemistry."

So did Dolly Madison and Vic.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (bR2AR)

340 6 I was all pissed at the hubby for cancelling cable but considering the score and the horde's halftime comments - I'm probably better off for it.
Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (EAgmr)


I cancelled my cable back in November. Sounds like I'm not missing much as far as the game goes, but I'm enjoying the comments here.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

341 Flacco is in the last year of his contract? Nice time to have a great game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (jE38p)

342 327 Donna V,


the GOP should just run ads of this clusterfuck...

"Congrats 51% you broke it you bought it, he broke it."

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (LRFds)

343 Rush Limbaugh called it. He said the Ravens would win because they didn't discriminate against gays.

(Yes, he was being sarcastic, but...)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (xjpRj)

344 So did Dolly Madison and Vic.
Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (bR2AR)

LOL, sorry Vic, LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (l86i3)

345 When this happened during our ball games we cut off the head of one of the team captains.

Posted by: The Mayans at February 03, 2013 09:13 PM (MwpsQ)

346 Weirdest Sooper Bowel evah!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:14 PM (6rcHp)

347 Ray Lewis cut off my head ornaments at half time

Posted by: A Big Buck at February 03, 2013 09:14 PM (jucos)

348 Sven...thanks. I really want one. My husband gets alarmed when I watch Justified or Duke basketball (I hate them with a passion similar to current administration). Love Raylan and all of Justified, just to be clear.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:14 PM (baL2B)

349 >>>Beyonce's show blew the fuses?

If by fuses you meant Barry's winky, yeah.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 09:14 PM (WM+rJ)

350 How long til anonymous takes credit?

Posted by: Derak at February 03, 2013 09:15 PM (lkjWK)

351 All your footballs belong to us.

Posted by: anonymous at February 03, 2013 09:15 PM (FIDMq)

352 Ray Lewis says that he didn't kill the lights but he may know something about who did

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:15 PM (wwsoB)

353 America in decline is about right


If you think this is bad, I'll bet in 50 years the halftime entertainment will be the stoning a lineup of adulterers.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 03, 2013 09:15 PM (MwpsQ)

354 348 Christy Blinky,

they are a restricted item in some municipalities...

also not a panacea, but they do wonderful orthopedic therapy....

http://asp-usa.com/

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:16 PM (LRFds)

355
Is there a law now that every SB has to have a commercial with a talkingbaby in it?

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 03, 2013 09:16 PM (8cOY0)

356 349
Moochers does come up a bit short compared to Beyonce doesn't she?

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2013 09:16 PM (M/TDA)

357 Lewis probably won't stab anyone until later tonight.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:16 PM (QLJPW)

358 The advertisers who paid for second half slots must be completely pissed right now

I didn't even know there was a Superbowl today...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 03, 2013 09:16 PM (J6hHs)

359 You know 5 years ago I'd have cared...

hell a year ago I'd have cared....
Posted by: sven10077


If I were to time-travel back 5 years, I would scare the piss out of former me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 09:16 PM (NTBjC)

360 Imagine the ads next year which will make fun of the blackout.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 09:17 PM (piMMO)

361 358 PurpAv,

It's next week there was a Gay pride/Gun Control parade today

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:17 PM (LRFds)

362 "Get those chicken wings ready!  Super Bowl XLVII is coming up faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.  This year, the Baltimore Ravens will take on the San Francisco 49ers at the newly renovated Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana.  The lucky fans attending the game are in for a treat.  With $336 million worth of renovations, the Superdome is more modern, luxurious, and energy efficient than ever."

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 09:17 PM (9ScGj)

363 I muted the halftime show, and worked on my art project. How long was Bouncy's show? it felt like friggin' hour.

And yes, I blame her.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:18 PM (6rcHp)

364 >>>Moochers does come up a bit short compared to Beyonce doesn't she?

The lip-syncing is worth the pain.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 09:18 PM (WM+rJ)

365 It's next week there was a Gay pride/Gun Control parade today
Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:17 PM (LRFds)

Why don't they have those in the ME countries?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:18 PM (l86i3)

366 359 Weft-Cut Loop,

Yup...we can't control the impact bud just enjoy Barry piloting the glide path of a buick....

*crash*

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:18 PM (LRFds)

367 Voo Doo, it's only weird if it doesn't work.

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:18 PM (i7KmQ)

368 and energy efficient than ever."


***

Well, to be fair, turning out the lights is a great way to lower your electric bill.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 09:18 PM (piMMO)

369 362 Icedog,

I'm betting that a transformer or battery inverter overheated...

*pop*

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:19 PM (LRFds)

370 get the sheeple ready for rolling blackouts....not for the ruling class, natch

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 03, 2013 09:19 PM (XvrTA)

371 @368: Remember to inflate your tires too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:19 PM (kqGWM)

372
If I were to time-travel back 5 years, I would scare the piss out of former me.Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 09:16 PM (NTBjC)
====
Watched "Return to Lonesome Dove" all day and became convincedI was born about 150 years too late. Of course, I am fond of indoor plumbing and AC.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:19 PM (QLJPW)

373 The New Orleans gris-gris has struck again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:20 PM (PQmb9)

374 Shep and Geraldo warming up on tarmac for NOLA (they heard the foreplay report).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:20 PM (baL2B)

375 372 USS Diversity,

I have a plan for that....

anyways the Dakotas are booming....

You can walk into Canada from montana

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:20 PM (LRFds)

376 Nope, Cicero, it will be the stoning of a lineup of rednecks, babies, and tea partiers

Posted by: L, Elle at February 03, 2013 09:20 PM (0PiQ4)

377
no flag for the push?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 09:20 PM (p/cQy)

378 Oh you gotta catch that

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 09:20 PM (NzBQO)

379 foreshadowing of the USA's coming transformation into a Third World country.

Only 6-12 hours of power/day comrads. Be careful about opening that fridge too much...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 03, 2013 09:20 PM (J6hHs)

380 Erm...why are they runing the ball on 1st? when your this far behind, why not throw and pray for some magic

Posted by: Sandra Fluke - 30 year old grad student who needs free contraceptives and is an environmentalist at February 03, 2013 09:20 PM (+OTLF)

381 Seen on twitter:

@alqaeda #poweroutage? Yes, that was us. Our original plan was to cut the power much sooner but Ayman wanted to watch Beyoncé.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 09:21 PM (X6akg)

382 I blame the pooka hound himself for this. NOLA gris gris indeed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:21 PM (baL2B)

383 cool story during the pregame about Super Bowl I. Packers backup receiver Max McGee partied all night the night before the game and returned in time for the team breakfast. Early in the game a guy got hurt so Max had to go in. Hungover, with no sleep, he caught 7 passes, 2 for touchdowns, including the very first touchdown pass in Super Bowl history.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:21 PM (8sCoq)

384
Trailers:


Iron Man -- good. Dilemmas and 'splosions.

Star Trek -- Meh, except for Alice Eve, her haircut and her wide mouth scream.

Long Ranger -- WTF?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2013 09:21 PM (kdS6q)

385 Looking kind of slaughter-y.

Posted by: PJ at February 03, 2013 09:21 PM (ZWaLo)

386 Yay, the greatest receiver ever has his first grab.

Posted by: happy jack at February 03, 2013 09:21 PM (4uuov)

387 Maybe the JEF should give a speech or something!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 03, 2013 09:21 PM (b88kH)

388 >>>I'm betting that a transformer or battery inverter overheated...

Yep, most likely the halftime load taxed the system and heat caused the trip.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 09:21 PM (WM+rJ)

389 So I have to ask this question. Is this Super Bowl poised for the record books?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:22 PM (PQmb9)

390 Damn.

That was fast!

http://t.co/QkLf9DcN

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 09:22 PM (piMMO)

391 Finally a man beat a shark to death, the manliest thing I've seen all day.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 09:23 PM (NzBQO)

392 what what? so hope and change was all about changing the shape of the chicken nugget?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:23 PM (+OTLF)

393 NDH, just be careful in the dark on what you dunk where in the Super Dome.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:23 PM (PQmb9)

394 WTF, the Kennedy's playing football. Good Christ.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:23 PM (l86i3)

395 Well, to be fair, turning out the lights is a great way to lower your electric bill. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 09:18 PM (piMMO)

North Korea is highly energy efficient that way.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 09:23 PM (BStAJ)

396 commercials so fail this year

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:23 PM (+OTLF)

397 At least the writers will have something to write about besides this sorry game.


The blackout! Dog whistle! Racist!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:23 PM (wR+pz)

398 At this point, just do the pistol and have Kaepernik do what he did so well in college. Hell, it couldn't hurt at this point.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:24 PM (6rcHp)

399 See this is what happens when you spend all your creative energy trying to cover up the shit and promote the lies of obama...you run out of ideas for the superbowl spots.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:24 PM (+OTLF)

400 Watched "Return to Lonesome Dove" all day and became convincedI was born about 150 years too late. Of course, I am fond of indoor plumbing and AC.
Posted by: USS Diversity


While I have the appreciation for the settlers and frontiersmen, I have no desire to recreate their environment.

If only anarchy could be visited upon the worst of us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 09:24 PM (NTBjC)

401 Kinda sad this is the last game of the year, even though my interest in pro football has declined.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:24 PM (QLJPW)

402 @389

Absolutely, longest super bowl evah!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:24 PM (wR+pz)

403 FINALLY!

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 09:24 PM (X6akg)

404 I'm not watching it, is the power still out?

I posted this one in last thread but no one was interested. Karl Rove and his PAC are going to challenge Tea Party and other conservative republican incumbents. That man is past his due date.
What a jerk, he and the establishment told people to vote for Romney because he was the only one who could win. We saw how that worked out.
I read it at Breitbart's site.

Posted by: CarolT at February 03, 2013 09:24 PM (z4WKX)

405 Sounds like CBS is begging for a game. So excited!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:25 PM (wR+pz)

406 @394. right? Fuckin' Kennedys?
Puke.
TD SF! Boo yeah!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:25 PM (6rcHp)

407 353 ---"If you think this is bad, I'll bet in 50 years the halftime entertainment will be the stoning a lineup of adulterers."
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 03, 2013 09:15 PM (MwpsQ)

Nah. They'll be stoning anyone caught saying or even hinting that adultery is wrong. Smash the bigots!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 09:25 PM (C8mVl)

408 Hey, 49er touchdown. They are not dead yet.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 09:26 PM (8SsiG)

409 That's the night that the lights went out in N'awlins,
That's the night that they drowned an innocent bus
Don't trust your bowl to no southern machine mayor
Cause the league's got money riding on the ducks...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 03, 2013 09:26 PM (h9tBu)

410 BREAKING: This is the man that fixed the #superbowl lights
http://tinyurl.com/a94l4j8

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 09:26 PM (X6akg)

411 Nice Kennedy ad. It's been said that Mary Jo Kopechne died with a football in her hands.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 09:26 PM (jucos)

412 ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:14 PM (baL2B)

I carry one at work. The pepper spray is useless at best, have had it blow back on me twice. They don't let me carry the Springfield, so an asp baton is a second best.

Posted by: bikermailman at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (Bk5BX)

413 Oh lovely, the anti-American on hit wonder from S. Korea in a commercial. Great.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (8SsiG)

414 Nah. They'll be stoning anyone caught saying or even hinting that adultery is wrong. Smash the bigots!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 09:25 PM (C8mVl)

Babies in burkas, yeah, thats sick. And sicker is this America hater doing a pistachio commercial.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (EAAfY)

415 CarolT - I read that. Rove seriously needs to fuck off.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (EAgmr)

416 Is it me or are all these commercials retarded?

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (zOP5o)

417
Pistachios hate America.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (p/cQy)

418 Has Kate Upton been on teevee yet? Have seen no comments by Morons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (baL2B)

419 Headline: Blackout in Chocolate City

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:28 PM (i7KmQ)

420 Kia - half way decent, but the guy should have been black.

why are those green mms so funny looking in that gungam style commercial?


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:28 PM (+OTLF)

421 The dancing anit-American gook just came on. Put the lights out again.

Posted by: Libra at February 03, 2013 09:28 PM (cMWZ+)

422 Okay. Kia ad was kind of cool. But the Psy pistachio ad? Fuck that ungrateful fuckstain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:28 PM (6rcHp)

423 412 bikermailman,

I carried one some, have used tear gas and pepper spray, my personal best was acheived with a frozen butterball turkey though

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:28 PM (LRFds)

424 Clean up on isle 421

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:28 PM (l86i3)

425 421 The dancing anit-American gook just came on. Put the lights out again.

what was the piece of shit selling?

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (+kznc)

426 I carry one at work. The pepper spray is useless at
best, have had it blow back on me twice. They don't let me carry the
Springfield, so an asp baton is a second best.


Posted by: bikermailman at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (Bk5BX)

Would it get through airport security? Famous last words by ChristyB.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (baL2B)

427 I have looked into the future and i see an interception incoming...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (+OTLF)

428 Maybe it was this guy who fixed it for them -
http://tinyurl.com/adgwfmv

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (QTHTd)

429 Of course, I am fond of indoor plumbing and AC. Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:19 PM (QLJPW)

Yeah, I'm also rather happy that a trip to the dentist no longer involves a couple of slugs of whiskey and a pair of pliers.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (BStAJ)

430 When you hack your way through all the bullshit, this is not a bad game.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (6rcHp)

431 I wish I wasn't at work. If I was home, I'd be watching something else and drinking heavily.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (8SsiG)

432 I can't believe they used that asshole. I guess pichtasio nuts don't want my business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (jE38p)

433 Has Kate Upton been on teevee yet? Have seen no comments by Morons.


Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (baL2B)
I heard her ad got pulled, I pray to all mighty God that I am wrong.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (NzBQO)

434 I have looked into the future and i see an interception incoming...

You better jeramiah gosh darn hope so.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (l86i3)

435 426 Christy Blinky,

No.....

you can get a plastic rod through though....

cue Hillary! joke

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (LRFds)

436 pistachios?

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (+kznc)

437 Energy DepartmentVerified ‏@ENERGY

Learn how #SuperBowl host city embraces #energy efficiency on off the football field http://go.usa.gov/4PCm


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (wwsoB)

438 BOOM on Flacco

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (QLJPW)

439 Nom nOm Nom Nom, SACK LUNCH!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (zOP5o)

440 425
421 The dancing anit-American gook just came on. Put the lights out again.



what was the piece of shit selling?

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (+kznc)

Pistachios from a tax free co op.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (wR+pz)

441 ouch...ball sacked

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (+OTLF)

442 Yeah, I'm also rather happy that a trip to the dentist no longer involves a couple of slugs of whiskey and a pair of pliers.
Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 09:29 PM (BStAJ)

I used a few slugs of whiskey on a patient I could not get numb once--worked great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (jE38p)

443 Wow

Posted by: AD at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (PdpEf)

444 Which that guy had carried Flacco into the endzone.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (X6akg)

445 @421. No racial slurs. Not cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (6rcHp)

446 boulder toilet hobo - how anyone could look at that face and not know that he was a major perv is beyond me. He is the definition of child molester.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (EAgmr)

447
game ain't over yet

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (QLJPW)

448 The mo has shifted, eh?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (C8mVl)

449 Toldja, the old guys are getting tired.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (l86i3)

450 Some far better South Korean entertainment. SNSD

http://youtu.be/jZMTd8oGT8M

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (PQmb9)

451 WTF. The fookin RNC just called me for fookin donation, on MF Super Bowl Sunday. Asshats.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (Zd/NW)

452 game is getting my attention again.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (0PiQ4)

453 there are other brands of pistachios, people

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (8sCoq)

454 Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:27 PM (baL2B) I heard her ad got pulled, I pray to all mighty God that I am wrong.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 09:30 PM (NzBQO)

Yeah because a beautiful American girl is wrong, but an anti-American one pos hit wonder is ok.Upside down world..

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (EAAfY)

455 sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:28 PM (LRFds)

Heh. One time I frisbeed a Harley catalogue at a problem dog. Those things are an inch thick. But seriously, the pepper spray blowing back (I'm in West Texas) is a real bitch. Haven't carried it in a decade.

Posted by: bikermailman at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (Bk5BX)

456 Getting interesting!

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (X6akg)

457 No racial slurs. Not cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (6rcHp)


I don't know. In his case it kinda fits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (jE38p)

458 Uh oh!

Posted by: Oldbuffalo at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (WV0NL)

459 Game on friends.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (l86i3)

460 Woohoo!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (0PiQ4)

461 Energy DepartmentVerified ‏@ENERGY

Learn how #SuperBowl host city embraces #energy efficiency on off the football field http://go.usa.gov/4PCm

Posted by: kbdabear


Heh. Need to repeat that for the next 4 years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (NTBjC)

462 The NFL is sending a SF player to ghey sensitivity training when he returns. You can't make shit up that good.

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (i7KmQ)

463 Fucking San Fagrisco suddenly on fire here....can they keep it flaming?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (+OTLF)

464 I really wanted that baton to add to my travel purse to surprise anyone who messes with me. Guess I will have to keep searching and/or learn martial arts.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (baL2B)

465 Ravens are choking! Heh! I don't want the 49ers to win either but i hate the Ravens.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (8SsiG)

466 I don't know. In his case it kinda fits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (jE38p)

It does but this aint our house.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (l86i3)

467 Frank Gore. Good job.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (6rcHp)

468 Whaddyaknow, it's a game again

The advertisers must be pissed that people have already turned onto other networks after the blackout

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (wwsoB)

469 don't toy with me, you prospecting floozies!

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (I88Jc)

470 So it's now been broughten I see.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS)

471
Ray Lewis is slooooooowwwww.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (p/cQy)

472 It's fixed!

Posted by: Oldbuffalo at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (WV0NL)

473 Hold off on the Murder Ray Lewis. This ain't over

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (0PiQ4)

474 I can't believe they used that asshole. I guess pichtasio nuts don't want my business



Posted by: Nevergiveup

Yes, the once proud home of the Honey Badger is now tainted forever.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (EAgmr)

475 Can they both lose?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (wR+pz)

476 455 BikerMailMan,

yeah I am pretty resistant to it but it does suck even when you don't get blown back on....

the clients tend to get bothered when you deploy it.

the turkey was just handy...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (LRFds)

477 Update: Niners not that hosed.

And speaking of hose, Beyonce's legs probably aren't as good in real life as they look in the tights.

Posted by: forest at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (L7wZc)

478 Flacco turnover coming up.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (WM+rJ)

479 Good commercial!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (zOP5o)

480 I don't know. In his case it kinda fits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (jE38p)

It does but this aint our house.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:33 PM (l86i3)


The dick wanted americans to die, what someone calls him, bothers me not one bit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (jE38p)

481 Some far better South Korean entertainment.
Posted by: Anna Puma /i]

I think you mean Northern East Asia Prosperity Sphere member #1.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (NTBjC)

482 Obama Blackout brings Niners back to life.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (0KgIG)

483 Imagine the riots if they lose. The blackout caused it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:35 PM (l86i3)

484 Lincoln ... meh

speed stick ... meh

Glen Beck commercial ... why is the gold fish black?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:35 PM (+OTLF)

485 Comment 421 - Looks like Jazzy McBikeshorts got bored and sent Kilgore and Obdicut over here

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:35 PM (wwsoB)

486 @468

All the women are watching Dowton abbey.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:35 PM (wR+pz)

487 464 Christy Blinky,

CB you *can* carry it if local laws allow....I'd check the airport thing is dumb but the law the F$A T$A auxilla enforces dumb laws....

Asp and Taser make a good team

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:36 PM (LRFds)

488 The dick wanted americans to die, what someone calls him, bothers me not one bit.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (jE38p)


It's not our house, it is the asian equivlant to the N word. I'm talking about respecting Ace.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:36 PM (l86i3)

489 Crappity. Crappity. It just got really dusty in here all of a sudden.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 03, 2013 09:36 PM (Gk3SS)

490 The blackout caused it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:35 PM (l86i3)
--------------------------------------------------
RAAAAAAAAAACISTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 09:36 PM (jucos)

491 Horses stink.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:36 PM (QLJPW)

492 @486: Tell those women that Matthew's gonna be dead in a few weeks.

(Spoiler alert.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:36 PM (kqGWM)

493 What happened AlextheChick?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (PQmb9)

494 Oh man, that horse has great legs!

Posted by: forest at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (L7wZc)

495 Christy, look into the self defense pens. Aircraft grade aluminum, actually work for writing, and will get through TSA. Not as good as a pistol or asp baton, but mighty good in a pinch.

Posted by: bikermailman at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (Bk5BX)

496 Know how to take a nice Bud commercial and ruin it?

Use Stevie Nicks "Landslide" for the soundtrack

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (wwsoB)

497 Yah, love the horses

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (i7KmQ)

498 is that stevie nicks?

anyway fuck budwiser. still remember the earlier obama asskissey commercials.

FUCK YOU BUD

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (+OTLF)

499 Uh-oh, Baltimore. Get out the shivs and send Ray-Ray into the game in a white suit with a black fur to 'supervise' the festivities.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (o56WO)

500 "or learn martial arts."
I know where you might be able to get a deal on private lessons Christy.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (EYbqR)

501 494 Forest,

SEX IN THE CITY IS BACK?!?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (LRFds)

502 @488


I respectfully disagree and I think the hate on the gook is stupid. I like the video, he has apologized, give it up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM (wR+pz)

503 What happened AlextheChick?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (PQmb9)

I think she is hosting the Velociraptor bowl.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM (l86i3)

504 Budweiser Clydesdale commercial was sweet, but reinforces the notion that Bud tastes like horse piss.

Posted by: yadisneck at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM (Ekr+t)

505 >Use Stevie Nicks "Landslide" for the soundtrack


that was a sop to the Boomers

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM (8sCoq)

506 I kind of liked the Clydesdale ad. I love the critters. Uncluttered souls.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM (6rcHp)

507 Wow.....look at the total yardage since the power outage:


Ravens: 16

49ers: 106

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM (X6akg)

508 The Clysdales commercial just played? Hope a lot of people Tweeted to name that horse Ace.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM (PQmb9)

509 Sven, was it a shotput throw, or a soccer inbounds throw?

Posted by: bikermailman at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM (Bk5BX)

510 495
Christy, look into the self defense pens. Aircraft grade aluminum,
actually work for writing, and will get through TSA. Not as good as a
pistol or asp baton, but mighty good in a pinch.


Posted by: bikermailman at February 03, 2013 09:37 PM (Bk5BX)

Will do. Learn all kinds of stuff from Morons. Thank you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 09:39 PM (baL2B)

511 Clydesdales commercial.


All the women are watching Dowton abbey.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:35 PM (wR+pz)



*arches brow*


I beg your pardon?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 03, 2013 09:39 PM (Gk3SS)

512 Ravens better unfuck themselves and start shitting Tiffany cufflinks, or this will get away from them

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:39 PM (8sCoq)

513 Horse born in Mo.

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:39 PM (i7KmQ)

514 K. during half time I watched "Girls" on HBO as an act of oppo research and connected to the culture blah blah blah.


These are awful people, whiney, not interesting, and icky to look at, with no sense of boundaries and waaayyy to invested in being "hip". Pathetic.


However, one funny line from the show delivered from a newlymarried male character to his awful awful bride, "You're just a whore with aterrible work ethic." I'm gonna steal that

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 09:39 PM (Dnbau)

515 505
>Use Stevie Nicks "Landslide" for the soundtrack


that was a sop to the Boomers


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:38 PM

I used to love her in the 70's and 80s

It's not the 70s and 80s anymore

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:39 PM (wwsoB)

516 457 No racial slurs. Not cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:31 PM (6rcHp)


I don't know. In his case it kinda fits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (jE38p)

Is Korean a race? I thought it was a country? "Gook" is as racist as "Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey".

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 03, 2013 09:39 PM (xxYn2)

517 Ray Lewis has that deer in the headlights look.

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (BVkEs)

518 WHOA!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (piMMO)

519 Oh she is conducting lethality tests. Emus versus Veliociraptors versus FSA dummies..

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (PQmb9)

520 HELLO!!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (l86i3)

521 Those damn deer antler extract shooters only last 30 minutes.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (WM+rJ)

522 Jeebus, this is how come from behind becomes win

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (8sCoq)

523 wow the worm has definitely turned

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (QLJPW)

524 Ravens fumbled! Stupid fucks! HAH!!

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (8SsiG)

525 The pill hits the turf, Thanks Barry.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (0KgIG)

526 APPLE FUCKING TURNOVER

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:40 PM (+OTLF)

527 Holy shit, this game is getting very interesting

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (wwsoB)

528 He apologized so as not lose that sweet American cash and a date with his dreamboy in the WH.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (EAgmr)

529 509 BikerMailMan,

I was doing LP work in downtown dayton and a "business manager' for a "horizontal refreshment worker" was beating her a little....so I walked in from the interior of the shopping area reached into a bunker and started beating him in the head with it.....

got a nice lecture on needing to ponder a new sidejob for college by a DPD Sgt I was friendly with....

I was a little meaner when i was young

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (LRFds)

530 >These are awful people, whiney, not interesting, and icky to look at,
with no sense of boundaries and waaayyy to invested in being "hip".
Pathetic.


so, Democrats then

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (8sCoq)

531 FUUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLEEEE

Okay. I'll admit it. I want the Niners to win and Kaepernick to be MVP just for the epic Flacco mocking on NFL QBs on Facebook tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (Gk3SS)

532 C'mon Capernicus!!

Let's go!

Deny the murderer his glory!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (zOP5o)

533 Too funny. We're gonna need another blackout during OT though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (kqGWM)

534 if SF comes back and wins, I guarantee Baltimore is burnt to the ground by morning.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (NzBQO)

535 Jeebus, this is how come from behind becomes win

Go on . . .

Posted by: San Francisco at February 03, 2013 09:42 PM (QTHTd)

536 He apologized so as not lose that sweet American cash and a date with his dreamboy in the WH.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (EAgmr)

Fuck his apology

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:42 PM (jE38p)

537 What the hell on this game.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 09:42 PM (0PiQ4)

538 Not a Ravens or 49ers fan but this game is definitely as fixed as a Chicago election.

Posted by: Eric at February 03, 2013 09:42 PM (bONDc)

539 Please. Can we bring back Zombie Don Meredith and Zombie Howard Cosell?

We need some real broadcasters... They would have been hilarious during the outage...

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 03, 2013 09:42 PM (UIAT6)

540 522 Jeebus, this is how come from behind becomes win

>>> That's what she said.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 03, 2013 09:42 PM (7h5MH)

541 Name the horse Skeeter. Continue the ridicule.

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:42 PM (i7KmQ)

542

It's not the 70s and 80s anymore



More's the pity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (CasdU)

543 if SF comes back and wins, I guarantee Baltimore is burnt to the ground by morning.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (NzBQO)


At least the Gov. Subsidized parts of it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (l86i3)

544 534 Adam Smith's IPH,

Damn it now I *almost* care....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (LRFds)

545 Perhaps God does not want Ray Lewis to win, and Ray Lewis just misunderstood God. God better watch out (kidding)

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (Dnbau)

546 You ass!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (0PiQ4)

547 Really happy I don't care about either of these teams right now.

Posted by: AD at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (PdpEf)

548 Gee what a stupid play

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (jE38p)

549 Sooo rigged.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (kqGWM)

550 HAHAHAHA! Stupid Ravens.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (X6akg)

551 sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (LRFds)

Nicely done! No use for a 'man' beating women, kids, or animals.

Posted by: bikermailman at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (Bk5BX)

552 Name the horse Skeeter. Continue the ridicule.
Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:42 PM (i7KmQ)

Skeet would work.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (l86i3)

553 534 if SF comes back and wins, I guarantee Baltimore is burnt to the ground by morning.


Have you been to Baltimore recently?? It would be an improvement.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 09:44 PM (8SsiG)

554 Skeet would work.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (l86i3)

Oh I know, Remington.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:44 PM (l86i3)

555 OSP, the government subsidized part of Baltimore is everything. Even Camden Yards and the Inner Harbor. The Great London Fire will have nothing on this conflagration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:44 PM (PQmb9)

556 HA!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:44 PM (QLJPW)

557 Well, we got a game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2013 09:44 PM (jE38p)

558 Ok good recovery, you idiot

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 09:44 PM (0PiQ4)

559 Egged for the ratings.

Posted by: Oldbuffalo at February 03, 2013 09:44 PM (WV0NL)

560 17 points in 4 min. that's patriotesque

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (I88Jc)

561
I left the house at 5:05 PT to do kitty duties at PetCo - the halftime roundtable of 'experts' had just come on. I came back at 6:10 and there was over 11 minutes left in the 3rd quarter! I thought Beyonce had just said, "Screw there being a football game, I'm just going to continue to assault the ears and perform bad lip-syncing."

Power Outage!! For reals?! This is going to be hysterical. But it is an apt allegory for the Roger Goodell-led NFL.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (o56WO)

562 Rigged. Sorry.

Posted by: Oldbuffalo at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (WV0NL)

563 "Turn out the lights; the party's not over".

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (QAYrC)

564 psy can kiss my big fat white ass, hows that!! I dont care if he apologized while getting water- boarded, hes a fucking asshole, just my opinion!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (EAAfY)

565 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:44 PM (PQmb9)

Never been there, I hear they got good food.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (l86i3)

566 >>> Name the horse Skeeter. Continue the ridicule.

No love for Mendoza?

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (WM+rJ)

567 "Gook" is as racist as "Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey".

It applied to Filipino guerrillas first. And it was not a term of endearment.

I'm not exactly PC myself, but I gotta say, there's terms we shouldn't use. If nothing else, it's cheap and lazy.

Posted by: San Francisco at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (QTHTd)

568 534
if SF comes back and wins, I guarantee Baltimore is burnt to the ground by morning.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 09:41 PM (NzBQO)
Baltimore is very close to Wash DC....we can only hope.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (+OTLF)

569 /having bad luck w sox today

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (QTHTd)

570 Avon Barksdale hardest-hit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (QAYrC)

571 Names for the Clydesale:

Pugsley
Omar
SCOAMT
Jeff
Don't Photoshop Me No More
Ray Lewis

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (6rcHp)

572 So after this game if the 49rs keep scoring and win, the whole Ravens team will be applying for disability under PTSD conditions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (PQmb9)

573 528
He apologized so as not lose that sweet American cash and a date with his dreamboy in the WH.



He's a fucking Yankee, went to Boston U. He did apologize. I think his original rant was just stupid. He is not a hater.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (wR+pz)

574 I always loved m Malkins hate mail when she published a nonfans screech: You're a racist gook!

Posted by: Derak at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (lkjWK)

575 lucky he kept that one

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (QLJPW)

576 Melissa Clouthier ‏@MelissaTweets

RT @andrew1041: Tom Brady just tweeted this: "I'm so mad! Girls is a repeat tonight!"


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 09:47 PM (wwsoB)

577 lotta time left.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 09:47 PM (0KgIG)

578 I suggest we name the Clydesdale "Ambassador Stevens"

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:48 PM (8sCoq)

579

BAL 28 - SF 23


OK, if Nate Silver pulls this one out......

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2013 09:48 PM (kdS6q)

580 or not

I've had waay too many nachos

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:48 PM (8sCoq)

581 Offhand, semi-racist epithets are frowned upon, unless you're on daytime MSNBC. The more you know!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (kqGWM)

582 I'm not exactly PC myself, but I gotta say, there's terms we shouldn't use. If nothing else, it's cheap and lazy.
Posted by: San Francisco at February 03, 2013 09:45 PM (QTHTd)

So Woltz calling Tom Hayden his "Kraut-Mick" friend is cringe-inducing moment in The Godfather? Or do certain epithets get under your hackle more than others?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (xxYn2)

583 Also saw a documentary about the making of a Swedish documentary called "Bananas". It was interesting only becausethe filmaker ( a total commie) complained about a lazy and disinterested press, that simply was spoon fed press releases and regurgitated them, the lack of interest in protecting free speech, and the use of astro turfing, planted letters to the editor and over all manipulation of the press, by the press. Shocked, shocked I was.!!!

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (Dnbau)

584 Hey, was there a game tonight?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (SObv9)

585 579


BAL 28 - SF 23


OK, if Nate Silver pulls this one out......


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2013 09:48 PM (kdS6q)
Nate Silver is a poling God...as we were taught last election. Lets give the cocksucker his due.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (+OTLF)

586 Miss us yet?

Posted by: the Oilers at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (QTHTd)

587 That is all the folks in America need. Taco Bell flavoured nachos with tequila in the chips.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (PQmb9)

588 Whatever you want to call the (racist expletive deleted) without the usual assortment of American lives he'd be running some fried dog emporium in the tundra. No apologies needed. He's still a no talent asshole.

Posted by: Libra at February 03, 2013 09:50 PM (cMWZ+)

589 Hey, was there a game tonight?

Seems like it just started

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 09:50 PM (QTHTd)

590 'Fraid this one's been fixed, folks.

Posted by: Guy Playing Around With the Fuse Box at the Superdome at February 03, 2013 09:50 PM (z12DN)

591 Ray Lewis isn't black enough? Why does he have so much more black stuff under his eyes than everyone else?

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 09:51 PM (0PiQ4)

592 Pass around the deer antler doobies.

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 09:51 PM (i7KmQ)

593 psy is also just a whore with a poor work ethic

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 09:51 PM (Dnbau)

594 Hey was the power outage a failed but clever ad from the Energizer Bunny?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:51 PM (PQmb9)

595 He's a fucking Yankee, went to Boston U. He did apologize. I think his original rant was just stupid. He is not a hater.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 09:46 PM (wR+pz)

If true, then hes really a dick! With friends like this, who needs enemies!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 09:52 PM (EAAfY)

596 Is that a guy or a girl with the wierd hair and Hawaiian shirt on the Ravens sideline?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:52 PM (QLJPW)

597 CBS execs tweet excitement = delay puts the game into west coast prime time = more $$$$

Posted by: carolina at February 03, 2013 09:52 PM (z2shr)

598 Put in Sandcastle.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 09:52 PM (0KgIG)

599 What the hell, no one told me ace was going to be in a commercial!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 03, 2013 09:52 PM (Gk3SS)

600 USS Diversity, sure it isn't T'eo's girlfriend?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:52 PM (PQmb9)

601 And his anti-American rant got him a Whitehouse invite, sheesh

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 09:53 PM (EAAfY)

602 I liked the 'Leon Sandcastle' ad. Deion makes me laugh on the NFL Network.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 09:53 PM (o56WO)

603 ONT open.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:54 PM (kqGWM)

604 toyota meh.

what was with the baby?

blackberry nic sfx

whats with that stereotypicalized racist afro


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 09:54 PM (+OTLF)

605
sure it isn't T'eo's girlfriend?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:52 PM (PQmb9)
----
....or boyfriend.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 09:54 PM (QLJPW)

606 And his anti-American rant got him a Whitehouse invite, sheesh

Posted by: lou's a girl

I take no shit from anyone that is anti-American/Anti-Military. That he is a "Yankee" makes it worse. I'm not comfortable with racial name-calling but I won't defend this asshole either.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 09:55 PM (EAgmr)

607 Ravens moving the ball and eating the clock

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 03, 2013 09:55 PM (gQcQ7)

608 Leon Sandcastle. kinda funny. never liked Sanders much. But I bet he is in better shape than when he played football week in and week out.

Shannon Sharpe said as much one time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 09:55 PM (6rcHp)

609 Field goal?

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (0PiQ4)

610 Mr. Sandcastle can 4.2 a 40?

Posted by: Jose Wales at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (lPbS1)

611 moving the ball and eating the clock

Yeah, that strategy works great

Posted by: Sir Gary "not appearing in this film" Kubiak at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (QTHTd)

612 I love that the guy drips food all over the baby's head. What a pig.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (7h5MH)

613 Rats. The Dominicans have come back in the Caribbean World Series to lead Mexico 5-4. Nothing against the DR, mind you, but it would be fun to have an upset.
And you have to give Mexico credit. They're playing this in Hermosillo, Mexico and none of the Dominican fans have been shot or beheaded......yet.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (C8mVl)

614 Paul Harvey?? Ok.......

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 09:58 PM (8SsiG)

615 I take no shit from anyone that is anti-American/Anti-Military. That he is a "Yankee" makes it worse. I'm not comfortable with racial name-calling but I won't defend this asshole either.
Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 09:55 PM (EAgmr)

Agree. Paul Harvey commercial, awesome!!!!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 09:58 PM (EAAfY)

616
And then Monsanto said bankrupt the bastards and buy em out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (p/cQy)

617 NOW THAT WAS AN AD!


God made a farmer! WINNER!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (wR+pz)

618 Paul Harvey RIP

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (0PiQ4)

619 wow who was that speaking in the God made a farmer commercial? Is it the guy did "rest of the story"?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (QLJPW)

620 Nobody under 40 knows who Paul Harvey is but ok. It beats the shit out of that Oprah commercial. That woman is vile!

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (8SsiG)

621 Of course it will be close you numbnuts. it has to be close sos the Presstituttes have something to talk about other than the worst super Bowl ever and only one the lights went out on under the JEF.
O must not be dissed or dismissed.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (b88kH)

622 Now that was a good commercial. Too bad it had to be put out by a brand owned by Chrysler.

Posted by: AD at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (PdpEf)

623 619
wow who was that speaking in the God made a farmer commercial? Is it the guy did "rest of the story"?


YES, Paul Havrey.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (wR+pz)

624 Wow. We turned back to the SB just in time for that farmer commercial. Best thing of the night, BY FAR.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (C8mVl)

625 Okay, I'll bite, who is Paul Harvey?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (NzBQO)

626
Wow, that was a young Paul Harvey. Great words!! Thank you, Dodge Ram.
Now, if only the current leadership of this nation could comprehend one iota of the thought and decency portrayed in that ad. But that ad was as foreign to them as anything they've ever seen.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 10:02 PM (o56WO)

627 Oh!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:02 PM (0PiQ4)

628 Jaded as I am, I expected politics with that Paul Harvey farmer thing. But no. Just a really great testimony to the American spirit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 10:02 PM (6rcHp)

629 Nobody under 40 knows who Paul Harvey is but ok.

Under 40. I know Paul Harvey was...but, yeah, that probably generally holds.

Still, even if you didn't know who he was, that was a great commercial.

Posted by: AD at February 03, 2013 10:03 PM (PdpEf)

630 625
Okay, I'll bite, who is Paul Harvey?


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (NzBQO)


You never heard him on radio? Use to do those "And now you know the rest of the story." Die last year or year before.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 10:03 PM (X6akg)

631 San Francisco looking good

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:03 PM (0PiQ4)

632 625 Okay, I'll bite, who is Paul Harvey?
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (NzBQO)

Well, if you did not have Paul Harvey, there would be no Bob Grant, Rush, Mark Levin, etc.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 10:03 PM (EAAfY)

633 Not true about the under forty crowd.

Anyone who's ever worked in a shop with AM radio, or driven more than a few hours during daytime, sure as hell knows who Paul Harvey was.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (kqGWM)

634 @625

You are kidding right? Or you are 18. Largest syndicated radio show in the country for twenty years.



http://tinyurl.com/2om4am

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (wR+pz)

635 Paul Harvey Aurandt (September 4, 1918 – February 28, 2009), better known as Paul Harvey, was a conservative American radio broadcaster for the ABC Radio Networks. He broadcast News and Comment on weekday mornings and mid-days, and at noon on Saturdays, as well as his famous The Rest of the Story segments. His listening audience was estimated, at its peak, at 24 million people a week. Paul Harvey News was carried on 1,200 radio stations, 400 Armed Forces Network stations and 300 newspapers. His broadcasts and newspaper columns have been reprinted in the Congressional Record more than those of any other commentator. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (QupBk)

636 Yes, the Paul Harvey commercial was the best one tonight.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (8SsiG)

637 HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (X6akg)

638 Thunder thighs halftime.

Posted by: seamrog at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (SSwjK)

639 HAHAHA td

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (+OTLF)

640 Amazing! Fucking Kaepernick!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:05 PM (0PiQ4)

641 Baltimore, you have a problem.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 10:05 PM (o56WO)

642 Paul Harvey commercial saved the night!

Posted by: AlGorezeera at February 03, 2013 10:05 PM (m0le6)

643
nagin/obama blackout NFL history.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:06 PM (0KgIG)

644
I really wanted that baton to add to my travel purse to surprise anyone who messes with me.


A small Maglight will do a lot too when applied to the right spots.

pokey in the ribs, pressurey on the wrist bones. The wrist bone thing is a very very effective "pain compliance" technique.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 03, 2013 10:06 PM (J6hHs)

645 The Ravens are choking. That pleases me!! Heh!

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 10:06 PM (8SsiG)

646 That hurt a little. Still though, Kaepernick!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:06 PM (0PiQ4)

647 Wounded Warrior Project ad. Good.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:07 PM (C8mVl)

648 One way or another, I'm gonna hear fire trucks tonight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 10:07 PM (bTPOR)

649 23 tomahawk scrape to Sandcastle.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:08 PM (0KgIG)

650 i never wondered where babies came from. I just didn't care.

Posted by: happy jack at February 03, 2013 10:08 PM (4uuov)

651 According to Wikipedia, PSY was born in Seoul. No Yankee he.

Posted by: Libra at February 03, 2013 10:08 PM (cMWZ+)

652 The space babies dad wouldn't be married to a woman.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:08 PM (kqGWM)

653 SF didn't need the 2 points. They'll get points another way - you can just feel it.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (o56WO)

654 lotta time.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (0KgIG)

655 For a loss!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:10 PM (0PiQ4)

656 Those that don't know Paul Harvey, go to youtube and listen to "If I was The Devil!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 10:10 PM (EAAfY)

657 WWF Niner D.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:10 PM (0KgIG)

658 642
Paul Harvey commercial saved the night!



Yep, and I think it was as 60. Bought by Italians. Amazing.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:11 PM (wR+pz)

659
hmmm....probably PI, but they didn't call the previous part of the game that close.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 10:11 PM (p/cQy)

660 651
According to Wikipedia, PSY was born in Seoul. No Yankee he.


When you go to Boston University, you get to be called a Yankee.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:12 PM (wR+pz)

661 Is it just me or does anyone else think Bouncey dances like a spaz?

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 03, 2013 10:12 PM (Yhu4q)

662 Reed was encroaching on the 2 point play

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:13 PM (QLJPW)

663 @661

OK, I will still do her.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:13 PM (wR+pz)

664 I don't have TV on. Have the Ravens choked yet?

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 03, 2013 10:14 PM (Yhu4q)

665 Montana to Rice ...Magic.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:14 PM (0KgIG)

666 I likes the Tide 'Montana Stain' ad - pretty timely in view of how the game is going. Some of these later ads are VERY good.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 10:16 PM (o56WO)

667 Wanna talk dance moves . . . ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ELh_9aPbE

Posted by: Ian Curtis at February 03, 2013 10:16 PM (QTHTd)

668 High risk challenge.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:16 PM (0KgIG)

669 Loved the Dodge Ram commercial about farmers.
Alpacalypse in the Lincoln commercial was worth a chuckle.

And there's another QB with a good arm and who can also run who is going to be in the draft this year. And oh, btw, his name is Collin too.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 10:17 PM (2aO3a)

670

damn, that boldin is good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (p/cQy)

671 44 Raven F Back is a blocking machine.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:19 PM (0KgIG)

672 ONT up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:22 PM (piMMO)

673 Niners aint losin.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:22 PM (0KgIG)

674 William Defoe aaaaand Sympathy for the Devil. Perfect

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:22 PM (0PiQ4)

675 Late, but short, my BO v the rifle vid.
http://bit.ly/skeetr

Good eveni... aha dinner's on. Later.

Posted by: Mindfulguy still banned on the desktop at February 03, 2013 10:24 PM (i5xnd)

676 You can tell it's a bad economy when there's a reality tv show for job interviews.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 10:24 PM (NzBQO)

677 Davis drop could be huge

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 10:26 PM (+kznc)

678 Nice

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:27 PM (0PiQ4)

679 lo information voters gettin a show tonight.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:27 PM (0KgIG)

680 You,ve been GORED.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:28 PM (0KgIG)

681 Sweet.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 10:28 PM (WM+rJ)

682 Nice!!!!!! Wait! Toouch time left for evil Ray Lewis to summon the powers of Satan

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:28 PM (0PiQ4)

683 *too much* time left.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:29 PM (0PiQ4)

684 Two minute warning, this Charlie Foxtrot is almost over

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersands Anonymous at February 03, 2013 10:30 PM (mbxHg)

685 Wow. Those two have aged. And not well

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:30 PM (0PiQ4)

686
Shovelpass to Sandcastle?

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:31 PM (0KgIG)

687 Karma is a bitch, ain't it, Ray. All I can think of is God as the flamboyant air traffic controller in "Airplane" playing games with the landing lights.

"Ray...you're gonna win the Super Bowl...just kidding...*unplug*"

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 03, 2013 10:33 PM (MUivq)

688 Baltimore Collectivists vs San Francisco Collectivists.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:34 PM (0KgIG)

689
Nice hit Joey.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:34 PM (0KgIG)

690 Ball Game.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (0KgIG)

691 Win or lose, Baltimore is gonna burn.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (MUivq)

692 So the plan for Baltimore is a victory riot or we lost because of lights riot then???

Posted by: RWC at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (sqp6o)

693 That glitter rat is a whore who fucked her way to the top of the no talent lip synching pile of sluts. And she didn't marry that ugly old man for love.

And I am going to laugh when that ho goes bald from the constant frying of her hair in her insane quest to be a white girl.

Posted by: sablegsd at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (AKS75)

694 Think Ray will break out the missing white suit?

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 03, 2013 10:36 PM (MUivq)

695 Will Ray Ray finally wash his face.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:37 PM (0KgIG)

696 Will the San Francisco Sweet People riot?

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (BVkEs)

697 Let the rioting begin, Baltimore. And gay sex in San Francisco for consolation. Good game. Better than I expected.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (0PiQ4)

698 We lost a high school game on that safety play.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 03, 2013 10:44 PM (0KgIG)

699 Wooo Hoooo Joe Flacco!!!!!

Posted by: What? What? at February 03, 2013 10:46 PM (/b8+5)

700 Commence with the Murder!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:46 PM (0PiQ4)

701 Ray is busting caps. Repeat. Ray is busting caps.

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 10:47 PM (BVkEs)

702 Chrysler, ne Fiat, had two of the best commercials tonite-
Farmer, followed by the Jeep/USO commercial.

Next up were the Doritos ones-
Doritos Princess,
Doritos Goat.

Yeah, weak ones compared to the high of the internet startup years, but these were at least salvageable.

Posted by: Dr Phil, Oprah's shrink at February 03, 2013 10:48 PM (UIAT6)

703 Nah, Football fans wouldn't riot. Few and far between. Now Soccer and Basketball 'fans', on the other hand.......

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 10:51 PM (BVkEs)

704 That faggot-ass towelheaded fuck Kaeperdick didn't even stay on the field. He ducked his fucked-over-Cinderella-story tattooed jock douchebag ass into the tunnel the moment the game ended. LOVE IT.

Posted by: Guy Playing Around With the Fuse Box at the Superdome at February 03, 2013 10:53 PM (z12DN)

705 MandM commercial was really good.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 10:54 PM (NzBQO)

706 Vomit cleanup on aisle 704.

Posted by: Intercom at February 03, 2013 10:55 PM (BVkEs)

707 Oh god Bar Rafaeli again, her and Kate Upton would have been better, and it would have satisfied the LGBT crowd.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 10:56 PM (NzBQO)

708 double murderer Ray LEwis gonna go to the white house and visit the JEF with the team I am sure. bleechhhh

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:58 PM (Dnbau)

709 Is the game over yet?

Posted by: toby928© at February 03, 2013 11:00 PM (QupBk)

710 White devils!

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (BVkEs)

711 Joe Flacco and Michael Oher are good guys!!!!

They deserve the win.

Commercials stuck, half time show was disappointing.

The power outage made it interesting.

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712 "Warning - visiting this web site may harm your computer!

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Posted by: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm at February 03, 2013 11:46 PM (/b8+5)

713 Yep. If enough liberals band together and report your site all kinds of things can happen.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 11:57 PM (+OTLF)

714 Worst theft in Super Bowl history.

Posted by: NJRob at February 04, 2013 12:00 AM (FVp26)

715 SF needs some training on how to run plays with two minutes left and the game on the line.

Was the Eagles coaching staff helping them?

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2013 12:09 AM (j7rp0)

716 "Piers Morgan Scoffs at 'Ravens Being Declared World
Champions of Competition Only American Teams Enter'"
http://tinyurl.com/a2m2qqj

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